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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Yeah, Hello, it's to get in me.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, it's the sixth of September and the Year of
Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Welcome all you bespoke he
dokies to the Day he Bespoke podcast. You know, two
days ago we did a build up to Lisa Carrington
and then we did an interview with leaders to Carrington.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That was yesterdays Daily Spoke podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Do you reckon we could milk it by just going
on about the interview and reverse and have like an
after burner on the Lisa Carrington situation.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Do you think that'd be too much? We can have
a little bit of a discussion around how we've the
after glow of Lisa. Lisa's after glow. I felt the
after glow Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I felt I experience some stolen valor excuse me, like
because I had been around here, I felt like I
was involved in her success.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You see how gurus work? Yeah, like why Indian and
then so excited by the idea of being in the
presence of someone and being touched by someone. There's something
there that we have as humans when you're touched physically
or in the presence of greatness, and it has a
big effect on you, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Ever been in the same room as the Dalai Lama. No,
you never met the Dalai Lama neither, he went, didn't
he go to cross stitch and go, I don't like
it and got out.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That was always the rumor. The plane landed and he went,
I don't like this place. Doesn't feel quite right. I'm
out here. Wow, but I think maybe he's playing had
mechanical issues and he had to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, right, And people said that because it was that
pre earthquake, and people said that the Dalai Arma cursed
the place. No, no one said that the tonguing little
boys there. So remember that he's been in a bit
of trouble for tongue in his boys.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, what's he done?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sorry, like saying that video he's touching tongues with little
boys and people are like, do you need to do that?
And he goes it's kind of a traditional Nepolite thing.
And then Intensen's like, I never did that the red
are you sure?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We don't know, we don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, well I'll just look into it. Dala ye lama tongue.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
He apologized.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The Lama is he does he hooke up with chicks.
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He says, it's you go to health having sex in
the afternoon. The Dila Lama Da asked the boy to
stick my to suck my tongue, A little boy to
suck his tongue.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I agree with the Dila Lama on the six in
the afternoon, you get a hell.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I love six in the afternoon in bed. Okay, here
we go in to bed. Sticking out one's tongue.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Excuse me, jesus, so it just fucking came over there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And to be sticking out one's tongue is known as
a traditional greeting, stemming from a ninth century myth about
an unpopular king with a black tongue. When the king died,
Tibetans began revealing their tongues to show that they hadn't
become his incarnate. Tongue sucking does not appear to be part.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Of this tradition. Showing your tongue, but not tongue sucking.
Yeah so, but he sort of says, it wasn't sucked
a tongue. It's not really the kind of thing I
want to.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't think I sucked a tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Never sacked a tongue. Do you want to do? You
want to sack my tongue? Now?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Really about me?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I've got a fresh col I don't want to suck
anyone's tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I would have done it before twenty five. I think
if if it was something that I wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You don't want to sack my tongue just to see
what it's like. I mean you said you'd never sucked one.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I mean anyone sucked your tongue.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, I still don't want to try to.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'll do it, mate, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I tried to a better for a bit longer, blessed.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You guys, can you kill your tongue?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Many?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You have a large tongue. Oh you can't easy yet, ruder.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I think that's one of the.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
No, but my tongue moves really fast, so that's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sure, what can you really not kill your tongue.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Only with my mouth? I can only, okay, deal it
with your mouth. But that's just cheating, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Cheater. I've never seen you. I can see you're quite
You're quite sensitive about the fact that you can't kill you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I just knew straight away that I couldn't do it,
and I felt a little victimized from it.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, and they're a little inadequate. Yeah, it's okay. There's
lots of things you can do that I can't do.
I mean, there's lots of things that mesh can do
that can do different things.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So the Dai Lama invited this kid on the stage
and he motioned to his cheek and said, first here
and then the boy kissed his cheek and the loma
hugged him. Then he continues holding it. The leader then
motions to his lips, saying I think here. Also, he
cups the boy's chin and kisses him on the mouth
of his laughs and applauds the Dilomma Lama. Pauses, then
adds and suck my tongue. The boy slowly moves his
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head closer to the Diala Lama, but appears only to
touch his forehead before withdrawing, not wanting to suck the
dal Lama's tongue.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So this is in front of an audience.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Thence it happened to add an event in February at
the Tasaga Carnaga temple.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm not sure if I pronounce that right. You definitely didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
We're the Dia Lama.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, tasag lag can't.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, that's wrong, okay, and attendants were more than one
hundred and twenty students. The Foundation posted photos from the
event in early March, including someone with the boy from
the video.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So then, I mean it could be innocent. It was
last year, eh, I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
We get back to the point. Does the dial a
lama hookerp Is he hooked up with anyone? Is the
Dalai Lama allowed to Is the dalay is her ViRGE?
Is he a ViRGE?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is he lost his V plates?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
We should not be listening to anyone. In fact, I
think that's a good blanket rule for life, as if
if you're a ViRGE, you shouldn't be giving anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I reckon you're onto something the mesh.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
But I mean, even if you're in a sexual when
you just just want and done, I respect that you
know at least you think, at least I can trust
you to come up with your own opinions.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The Dalai Lama is still got his V plates?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Bullshit, said, your holiness, Do you still have your V plates? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The Dalla Lamma has been talking in Nigeria about his
life of celibacy. He's said, check your pleasure sex shields.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Actually, I think it's short, a short period satisfaction really,
and often that leads to more complication, he said, not
that he hasn't thought about it naturally as a human being.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm horning is all fuck.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
He said, Am I right boys?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Am I right? Boys? He said, Then he just well,
it's no surprise then that his holiness is getting always
to suck as tongue as up because it always works
out that if you don't have sex, you do some weird.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Stuff naturally as a human being, says, some kind of
desire for sex comes. Excuse me, but then you use
your omen intelligent youromen and intelligence to make comprehension that
these relationships are always full of trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hold on, mate, what so what are we all meant
to do? How are we going to get more people
in the world? Yeah? Mate?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And also the other thing is trouble ain't a bad thing.
You know you want you want a bit of trouble
and strife in your life, that's for sure. And if
over Thanksgiving you wonder where the family life was worth it.
The Tibetan sage has advised to you on this topic
that you're raising Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yes, too much attachment towards your children, towards your partner
was one of the obstacles or hundreds is to a
peace of mind.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So he's saying no sex and don't love your children,
because it'll see that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
He's saying too much, too much love for your children.
He might be onto something there.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Is basically just saying, when you don't have the sex,
you don't have the kids, then that won't stress you out,
so you can go and meditate.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He'll have a problem with He'll have a problem with
Jimmy Barnes only with too much and enough love to
satisfy me.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He's trying to say, you've got to look for a
little bit of balance. I mean, taken to is extreme.
You know people who are completely I know people say
it's you know, you've got to love your kids and
unconditionally all that sort of stuff, and that's the most
important thing and all that stuff, and yeah, sure, but
if you just love your kids so so, so, so so
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much and just heaps and heaps and heaps, and you're
a kid and you know that your parents just everything
in their life revolves around you. It's a lot of
pressure for a kid. It can be a lot of
pressure for some people. And also what happens when your
kids leave at some stage, Because at some point they're
probably going to have to leave and do their own thing.
And what happens then, because you've got a massive hole
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in your life because your kids have lived plus at
that point as a kid, do you feel like you're
leaving your I've got a friend who's in this situation where,
you know, one of his parents. She his mum didn't
want him necessarily to go overseas because she didn't want
to be He felt pressure to not go overseas because
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he thought his mom wouldn't be able to cope if
he did. Wow, now that's quite a full on pressure
for him. But he wanted to go over seas and
experience a whole lot of stuff. But he thought, if
I do that, my mom's not going to be happy,
see what I mean? So maybe the Dalai or do
we call him the lama? What does he the lama?
Maybe the Lama has got a point there, you know
what I mean? You can have too much attachment to
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your children.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, but I think you could if you really, really,
really love your children went to the next level, you'd
want them to have an exciting life that means that
they leave you. Yeah, So I think that's that's not
necessarily Like someone could really want their kids to go
overseas and even pay for the ear tickets even though
it's going to hit them because they're going to be
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away from them, And that might be the person that
loves their kids more than the person that's demanding that
they stay at hard.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I think, I think so. Yeah, I think it's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Because it's hard your kids going away, but it's harder
to have your kids not experience an amazing life. Absolutely.
I mean, if you you know, if you see, because
the far end of that, your kid just lives in
the basement.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They are always there for you to talk to.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You know, by the time they're forty, you're going, hmmm,
maybe not be the greatest parent in the.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
World to because you are preparing them for the world,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I've got a contrast a controversial question for you, fellas after.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The break and we're back with Matt's controversial question that
he's going to ask us.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know, down syndrome folk, yes, and you know how
they often seem quite happy.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yes, But often you'll see a.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Down sooner fellow who's like in his mid forties and
he'll be with his mum at a cafe.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I wonder if that's an interesting thing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
For the parent, because it's start off, they'd be totally
horrified that, you know, like that they had a child
that's going to have different challenges and that hope. You know,
you want your kid to come out healthy, you know,
Down syndromes syndrome, of course, But then there must be
people that go, what a blessing it was? Because I've
still got my son around and he's fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Interesting. I don't know about the blessing with the son
when they're fifty sort of thing, but I do know
that people I have spoken to who have Down syndrome children,
of which I've only spoken to two, but both those
people would, if they could take time back, have exactly
the same situation occurred to them. Yeah. Right, and so
(11:50):
that's interesting, isn't it. Yeah? And yeah, I think I
find that super interesting. Yeah, I find incredibly interesting because
you know, there's a test that you do, the new
cold fold test when your child is when your baby's
in the womb and they test the thickness of the
of the fetuses neck at a certain stage. And it's
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before twelve weeks I think, or it might be a
round twelve weeks. Maybe it's twenty, I don't know, is
it twenty. And it's a test to see if your
baby has Down syndrome. And so you know, there's a
and that's a big thing. There's a moment. And so
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for anybody to be contemplating what they might do at
that point, there's a fork in the road, and for
them to look back at that fork in the road
is always an interesting moment. But yeah, apparently, and I
understand that, and a lot of people whose kids are
born in different circumstances and challenging circumstances when those parents
are all they say it made me. It made me
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consider a whole new thing in the world. And I
grew as a person because I looked up to this
particular person in this way, and I never would have
appreciated the world from this perspective.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, it's like that old Chinese proverb about the farmer,
and everything happens and he just goes good or bad.
He says, maybe so, maybe not so. For example, all
his livestock get out because the gates leeved open, and
they go, oh no, this is a disastering. Guess maybe
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maybe not, because you never know, actually you know, and
all the livestock that might change your life in the
positive way. You even know what happens in your life
that seems like a tragedy that actually turns out to
be the making of you, or or the crossroads that
turns on turns out to be something more.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What about that famous farmer proverb that we have in
New Zealand, farmer and the Dell farmer and the Dell.
Hi ho, the Mario farmer and the Dell Farmer's got
to get out of a Dell. I reckon, leave adell alone. No,
I think it's a dell, like you know, she's stopping
touring you, she said, enough. Yeah, I think a Dell
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is more like a dip.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I got a new laptop kind of in it. The
farm and the dow marror, the farm and the doll.
I mean, make get off your laptop and star fucking
playing that field boy.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Milk, some Teddies, book, some Titties.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is an adele like a landscape that you go down
into a dell.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I've never heard of a dell before. Like an in
terms of the landscaping.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You've definitely heard of them.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've got a Down syndrome uncle, if anyone wants to know.
And the thing that I I knew that I instantly
noticed about what having a family member with Down syndrome
does is that instantly grounds any room that he was in,
if that makes any kind of sense, Like there was
immediately any kind of lack of ego, any lack of tension,
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any room that Uncle Graham was in. Happy days, everyone
was just on a level playing field. Vibes are up,
everyone was happy. Every I cannot think of one single
I mean, he's party passed earlier due to it. Yeah,
what a green thing that I think down Stown.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Amazing superhumans in a way. It's all of the experiences
that experience are magnified, like magnified feelings of love and friendship, yeah,
I think, and all that sort of stuff. Everything's kind
of magnified.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
It's funny that what you describe some people take drugs
to be and that sort of state. And and what
you said before is that you know some people look
down upon it, like God it didn't mean like that.
Some people look frown upon it as that's a real problem.
But I guess you're right. Both of you guys have
experiences where you know it is a positive thing in
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your life.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
But at the same time, I don't have it, so
I would hate to say.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That and to be a real challenge for the parents.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So here's the story you guys want to hear about
the farmer.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The Maria, the farmer and the dell.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah. Sweet, it's not like a rippedolf version of it
or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Is it? Like del boy?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's like the original.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Story's on the original story?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Okay, sweet? What are you reading it out overta curiosity.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
From an ancient Chinese text?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Look for hearing this so so bear with me because
I'm going to be changing it from.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Translating it from Kenonese.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, Rightmmnderan, a farmer and his son labor for a
year with the last horse. One day, the son leaves
the gate open and the horse bolts. A neighbor tells
them you won't be able to maintain your farm.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
This is terrible. The farmer replies, maybe, yes, maybe, no.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
The next morning, the horse returns with six wild horses,
and the neighbor tells the farmer, what happiness. You can
maintain the farm with the two and sell the rest
and make a fortune.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
The farm applies, replies, maybe yes, maybe no. The next day,
the farmer's son gets thrown from one of the new
horses and breaks his leg. The neighbor says, what a
great sadness is this is? The farmer replies, maybe yes,
maybe no. The next day, the army arrives to conscriptors
all the young men in the area. They don't take
the father's son because of his injury. The neighbor says,
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this is great news, what a blessing. The farmer replies,
maybe yes, maybe no. The neighbor's annoying, Yeah, just stop
judging it every moment, and that neighbor is writing the
whole fortunes of that neighbor. But that what great joys?
Like oh what a disaster. It's like, shut up, neighbor,
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And then the and then the smoke farmer just sucks
on his vapor and goes, maybe, yes.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I mean, if I go, look, maybe this weekend we
could all try it at home with our significant others.
Every time there's an issue, there's something going on. If
you could just reply with maybe use maybe no, see
how that goes down. Boys, I'm sure things will all
be better come Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Like say, for example, in my house the oven blew
up yep, and everyone was going that's going to be
difficult and again maybe yes.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Maybe there's nothing solutions folkused about it so annoying to
be something around someone that ate.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
The point is, before you freak out too much, you
don't know the winding road of incidents and cause and
effect that where it's going to go. Like for example,
World War two absolute horror. But yeah, my parents were
born as baby boomers because everyone came back from war
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and went humpity do next thing. You know, what do
you get? You get all the music that the baby boomers. Mate,
I'm looking at you the Beatles, I'm looking at you
fucking rolling Stones, I'm looking at our parents.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm looking at though.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Although just they're having a picnic all around us. You know,
so even out of the horror of World War Two
comes a couple of half decent cheins, I think.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
For you then really taking it back that far, well,
someone suggested this. So if you could go back in
time and see Hitler as a baby, and you had
the opportunity to murder Hitler, Yeah, at that moment.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
That happened, would you that happened Hitler nearly drowned as
a child at the beach and someone saved him. Eh, well,
then saved his damn he did a very different war.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And so you had World War two, and we were
probably likely to invent nuclear weapons at one point, but
we haven't used them since they were invented, right world
War two, And so that's a long time of peace
out of the back of something fucking horrible. So you know,
like there's never been in history as much peace as
there has been since World War Two.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Well, guy Montgomery, for one of his tasks and Taskmaster
went back in history and murdered Hitler and came back
so claiming that he had done the best thing in
the world. And then on you go, and you voted
him down because he made him. Gave him one point,
as you should, I said, because if you had have
done that, we probably wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I was in that show. What did I do at
that point? I know what I did. I dressed up
as Maximus and in a Roman outfit and had a
catapult and brought a tribochet and set a clock on
fire fight at a disappointingly short distance.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's so much better than guys. Yeah, funck guy, like
go mate.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Think about the repercussions. What you're doing, mate, mate.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
We're not here with that hitler we need.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So it was an interesting debate, but unfortunately none of
it really made the final lead up because it was
too punishing. Yeah, and something that you really want to show.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Controversial, Yeah, but it's true though.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I mean, it's a good question. Everything that has gone
before has led to this moment.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I was asked in a an audience member if there's
any disappointments in my life, and I said none before
my kids were born, because if I'd done anything at
all different, then I wouldn't have been unleashing a load
at a certain point that would have created the baby.
At that certain point, it would have been been very
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different people. Barry and Charlie wouldn't have existed. No, but
I don't want them to go. I would hate them
to not be around now.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So you may well have had different children in different
forms that you would have loved, just as much. So
maybe through.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That, but they wouldn't have had these ones. So now
where I am now a more fatte as as Nietzsche said,
but it was based on a concept of epictetises a
more parte do more farts, Yes, eat food that will
make you unleash more farts. Actually means it's actually Latin
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for love fate.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
You are.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I love it because you can't change it. It's fucking
stupid not to love whatever happens because you can't change it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So a more back to farts. And I was just
talking to my son last night because I dropped one
of I reckon the top ten best smelling farts I've
ever done in mine time, like best smelling, like nicer
smelling or most powerful, most powerful? Next level? That was
really really good. What was the diet like used today?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
A conversation with your son, the spicy spicy?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
And then I had a cheeseburger for dinner just for
some reason, Yeah, and some reason, I just I think
it must have been the Mayo Mayo can was just
a brutal combination. It was next it was next level
and normally I normally you know, my twelve year old son,
he's he's been punished so many were so many farts
over this, he's kind of immune to them. Yeah, but
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this one even it had him just because I dropped
it in the bathroom while he was cleaning his teeth
and he was like, then had hom exiting. And then
it then sifted around into my daughter's bedroom and she
was in the next room and I got in there
and she was like, oh Jesus. And then I was
so proud. I was like, that is one of you.
(22:48):
I see it. At the time, that might be the
best part of him.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You need to write down back and said maybe top ten,
you need to write down everything you had that that
day leading up to that, because you need to create
that that those that environment again and your a whole.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It was really good. It was brutal, and then I
was and then it sort of still had some more
left for the bed last night.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
One do you always say to your kids when you
when when I've lit rap and my kids are like screaming, yelling,
I always have the same line, I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's a good lie. I was running with you guys,
like I said to him. I think I said, I've
been finning for forty seven years. I reckon that one's
on the best of it. You guys forty seven years
I said, yeah, I reckon that was at least top ten.
He goes, oh, well done, dead, Yeah, thanks here, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was, Oh my god, I was driving in my
car to pick up my son from my class at
six o'clock last night. Congrats And no, I'm not into
the story.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I was going to say, the first time you haven't
had to get the manever or something like that. Oh yeah,
there's been out on the drinks. Yeah okay, yeah, sorry,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I lit rip in the car by myself. Oh, and
it was so potent that when I was driving along,
I was like, oh that it's actually not good, like
that's actually that is actually too much. And I actually
had to wind down a window for myself. I've never
had to wind down a window for myself before, and
that was last night as well.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Ah. Interesting. I often think about the one in the
window down because for some reason it's so even as
bad as it is, it's still good. But I always
winded down in that's suggressing because I think, and especially
when it was one like the ones I was doing
yesterday because I thought that's actually gonna linger, that's going
to get into the upholstery that. Yeah, did you have
(24:31):
to did you have to let it linger? Speaking of
cars and driving home, I picked up my daughter late
yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Look at both of you two apparenting, Yes, what you
do is a parent?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Fuck? Did you pick up any kids last night? I
did not know? Good. So I was driving home and
I'm I'm fucking through the radio sessions and that was good,
and was with a friends. Do you know what you
should do?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
No one's gonna I'm good point.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, we'll put a pole up on the conclave. Who
do you think their part was?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Did that?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Go back and listen to it?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Okay, anyways, and let's call this podcast the Mystery Who
let the fart out?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah? That's very far I had to answer. I had.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm being careful to you who I say. I don't
want to say anything I don't want to say. And
we're starting with C.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
But oftentimes we don't have what we what we say
here has any consequence on anything, you know, we say.
It's kind of like, so I'm driving home last night,
I've got and a friend of hers in the car,
and as a result, they're like, you know, they're listening
to they So they're listening to And then came to
(25:51):
the came to the ads, and so I flicked through
and I flicked through to radio. At that particular time,
I met Indury podcast. Sorry I'm Matt and Jerry promo.
Iim on the radio, and I thought this is interesting
because you know, I've got with her free and I
don't want to be that guy that's driving around and
(26:11):
so I so I thought, I fluck away from that promo.
So I flicked away from the primo and then I
came back into it because I thought it must be
over by now, but it wasn't. And it was you
talking about wanting to get stuck into TOLSI. Oh, yes,
some biosex a fucking promo because it was funny.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I made it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Some biosexual Mushka said, what was that?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What did he say about mum?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
And I was when you said I was what did
I actually say?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
You said that you wanted to get stuck into us,
into a symbodic relationship sexually with worth TOSSI sounded both
of you with both me and and it sounded like
you were being complete serious because you were delivering it,
you know, a straightway. And I could see in her
hearse he's fourteen. I could see in the hedge she
(27:09):
was ticking over the idea of two dad's what that
might mean. It was such an amazing piece of timing.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And did you say you see that he was being silly?
Did you No?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I see that it's a possibility.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Do you guys remember like I remember one of a
mariad a possibilities is a kid is a kid. The
humor around getting with other people's partners was not there
as much, and I think, you know, it's a part
of humor that does kind of evolve over time.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And it's even thinking of his parents as.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
It was not the kind of thing I can only imagine,
is it? How old you do it? A fourteen ish? Yeah,
her hearing mum hooking up with someone else had been
quite a foreign thought. But it's something that gets thrown
around a conversation between.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Us, something that you want to hear. No, it was
just a terrible pieces of time. I've got to say,
we're just trying to find it's so weird that I
actually just happened to change at that moment. Man it
was funny timing. It's more the thing that we're possibly
living in a simulation.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Here we go, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Far? So this is this is what? This is what
my fourteen year old and her friend here very clearly
as well, like it was came through loud and clear
it up. You're going to be talking about a thing
called some bio sexuality. They didn't hear that, but right,
because as soon as I had Matt and Jerry on
(28:31):
the brief, this is embarrassing. My daughter's friend will think
that I'm trying to do something. So I flicked over anyway,
I flicked over for this, but I'll tell you why
I flicked back and again.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
You want me to skip forward like your daughter heard.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
It seemed to be attrecated to individuals who are already
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Not necessarily wanted to take people away from their current relationship,
but to join it. So you see a nice couple
like say, maybe I'm from the outside looking at you
Jeremy and Tulci and going I don't want to extract TI,
I want to join.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Just having a look at couples that around the place,
I mean, can you see yourself slotting into say, Jonathan
ben Um. You could go on and do.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Some pranks and that'd be like, we're not in a
relationship with more of a comedy duo, the Hodlarky Breakfast
Thanks with the trade load up on landscaping or with
Flanning's trade.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I dipped out and I came back in about five
seconds later, and so it was you saying that you'd
be in a yeah. Wow, so it's quite dead pen,
isn't that.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We're just I wouldn't mind being that Like if you
didn't real, if you didn't know better, it would just
be like someone saying meta factly in a conversation, I
wouldn't mind being in a sexual relationship with you and
your partner. That's that's there's no joke really there there's
no laughter.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Look, if you're looking at the five rules of meshes broadcasting, Yeah,
I think number two is if in doubt, head on
someone's medic you know, like that's kind of I think
one of the key things and broadcasting punch down. Yeah,
if and oubt just head on head on a co host.
Media is something we're kind of operate here in the show.
Don't mean it's quite well for us, and it just
means that Nfortunately, in promos like that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, you might hear it, Jerry. Yeah, it sort of
hangs out like barks like a dog out of context.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yep, you say tough titties.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I didn't say anything. I didn't say tough toties.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
No, that made a promo as well, the tough titties
comment that you made once.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What do I say tough boobs bbies, big boobies instead
of toughties?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
It was It worked just as well. God, it's Friday, guys.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's like it's like you stubbed your toe and you
just just say big boobies. Tough titties isn't a very
good thing to say anyway, Like, was big boobies anywheys
than tough titties?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's not. Actually that's I think that's what's so beautiful
about turties.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I like it when there stop there I do. Wouldn't
know what it means. Can I say, you know how
you were talking about? Would the farmer say, maybe so,
maybe not? Yeah, it reminds me maybe no, maybe you
maybe know. It reminds me of when r I P
Today from the radio station finished lash you that, and
lots of people because I was working there, and lots
(31:03):
of people are like, oh mate, this is fucking terrible,
isn't it. Oh yes, maybe it's it's okay and look great.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
But he ended up you end up on the Mett
and Ery brick for shore with Meshi and Ruder.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
A couple of weeks later, I'm having a coffee with
Mike McClung and Todd Campbell.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, a couple that's exactly That is an exactly great
example of the point that's been made.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You lose your job. This is a catastrophe. Maybe yes,
maybe no, I don't I don't know all the variables
in life and how.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
It's going to turn out.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's a good thing to remember.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I mean I had to deal with like you lose
your whole family and a character then or you get
that's true. If you if your cock gets chopped off
and a lawnmar You're going to be like, is this
a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Can I say, yep, this is a bad one.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
If you can get your cock underneath that lawnmar, Yeah,
I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well, if you end up with that under there, then
you're doing something badly wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, and I'm going to go as hard to say
as you deserve it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
I'm sure that you lose your toes before it sort
of got up to you.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Sure this is a cut off by his wife, didn't he?
And then he became some sort of porn megastaff from it?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Look controversial question. If I got the five shown my
cog and a lawmark, can I compete at the Paralympics?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
What do you want to compete in? I think there
is a categroup of people who have had their downstairschopped
off by lawnmows. It's like t one thro one three
one or something.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I think I think it'd been advantage if you're swimming,
because you've got less drag. It's a good question, I
reckon the people, certainly a question worth asking. I can't
answer it anyone.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
It's a good google. It's actually a great question. It's
a good question.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Could you you can't compete as a woman though, if
you've got your chopped on?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh? I know that was that's actually that actually does
genuinely does.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
That would fucking confuse people.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We see you going into the Paralympics because you've lost
your downstairs and then you're in it you go into
there and then you and then you go Yeah, but
I identify as a woman, so I'm going to be competing
in the woman's race.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, because then like, isn't there wasn't there a Brazilion?
Is there a Brazilian at the moment there was that.
That's that's been drug tested or that's changed. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I'm just imagining meet the registration desk if they say,
you know, I see, I see, you've lost you downstairs?
Can you prove it? Ok, Yeah, that's sure and all
hang on. If you've got no downstairs, you're gonna have
to compete in the female category. It's going to be
an absolute smuzzle. I mean good like figuring that out.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, you'd be like, where's my will?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Then?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Did you see that guy? What a fucking absolute champ?
The dude with one league doing the high jump.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
There's a lot of them that's freak here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That is fucking incredible to have that power off one
leg to follow yourself up over a fucking wounder.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah. So there's a there's an Italian transgender athlete at
the Paralympics.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
An Italian transgender to reach.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
The final of the women's T twelve four hundred meters
for visually impaired runners.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, but that's not to do with.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
The semi fine like the Paralympics. Some controversy around that.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, they do sound controversial.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
God, look, I'll tell you what. Let's not wait under that.
What the hell would we want to wait in there?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I mean, there is beyond, Like there must just be
a fat shaders right now going we're going to Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh my god, what's tricky area? And whatever? You say?
Half the world wants to kill you.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, you just be like I just get out
of sport officiating.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
There be awkward Like let's assume that mesh in a
horrific lawnmark accident, you RP, lose your penis, and then
you come back to work a few weeks later penis
just in pen What the fuck do we say to
them at six am? Welcome back, Welcome back, bab.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You've got a hip? Would you put that in the
in the met and Jerry, what'sapp meting? Jerry content? Double?
What's it? Hey? Guys, I just got my copy.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I kind of have a decent chat probably probably about
seven fifteen. Are you can it fit in.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
For the prime time casual chat.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We'll see it goes in the six o'clock hour, and
I forgets any you know, like a gets the reaction
from the audience, will put it in front times.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
You know what we don't talk about it enough is
actually our WhatsApp three, because I've noticed that happening. Jerry
you're quite get at it as well, and Matt you're
grated it is that we'll put like it. What happens
is we'll put a casual chat idea in it, and
we'll literally say a casual chat seem colon and what
the casual chat is. I like that. We're getting just
shorter and shorter with those messages to the point where
I don't even I have absolutely no fucking idea. Like
(35:23):
there was once a point where it's like casual chat.
I just went to the and this happened to me
and actual knew about through. But now it's just like
casual chat. Like yeah, like we're just talking about the
cock and lawnmow or casual chat embarrassing something or casually
I like that as headed this way.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, God, look at that what'sapp My god, there's so
much stuff in there. The people don't know how much?
What Why is Jerry put on a picture? Jr's put
a picture is so Jerry hasn't even seen what the
schedual chat is. He's just put in the content dumb
A shot of his has the burner from his his barbecue.
(35:59):
And then and that was that was a very successful chat.
And Aready put in there was that picture of the
barbecue today, and I put North Korean treast balloons.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
That's all I put on? Is that your barbie?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah? I thought there was a sucking DP.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
What what do you think double penetration? Oh, dick pin
if that's my deck is looking disastrous, rusted and shit,
look at it's broken into.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's what I mean, it's just one does it look?
I mean a massive right angle there?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Hey, I put the right I put a picture in
of the Titanic compared to a cruise ship of today.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yes, oh you didn't. It's a great, great shot. How
are we going to talk about that? Yeah? That's yeah.
I mean, if we had an audio vision, if we're
a TV show, brilliant did you see that massine?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I mean, yeah, twenty past eight on the mat and jewish.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Something to talk about the Titanic, so that break could
be this is why you guys rejected. It would be like, yes,
it's seven seventeen. That was the food fighters ship, the Titanic,
small compared to modern day cruise ships.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's a picture. Here's a picture of her. Here's the
red dot, Chillie Peppers.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, that's exactly how that would have gone.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
That would have been quite a good break.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Wish can we put that in for Monday?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I just I'll re post that picture. Sure, and then yeah,
and the mess coming up.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mess just chopped his cock cock with the laimar and
listen out for the twenty five kid Roger choppers do.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Really really mangled two of his fingers in the lawner.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
My uncle got two of his fingers, but not by
a pig.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
He used to. He used to.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
He used to make money hunting pigs in the and
one day I pig, but two of the swingers.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Fun that man, Why did he have his fingers down?
It's thright, Well I don't well.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I did he have a swingers? It's right, good question.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
But the funny thing my whole life, he'd say, Uncle
Tim would say, I'd ask him a lot when I
was a kid, where are your fingers? And you go
there but not by a pig, and I go, ha ha,
where are your fingers? And then I read his book,
The Accidental Teacher, great book that he wrote this old
chapter about how the actual incident, and that's.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
How you found out that Yeah, that one where you
got us where you get your thumb and you pretend
to do the old I've lost my thumb track.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You were a lot of people were doing that truck,
So I was, I was skiptical of any missing missing
fingers or thumbs.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That one got me every time that thumb that was
I was my uncle.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Sal One used to do that all the time, every
time you said pat and sale, so one would it
was your uncle seldom any good. He do that like
every time, like every time he would get me until
I remember the day it didn't get me. You okay,
sell One, have got anything else?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Have you seen? If you if you if you see
rudor do that thumb trick, you've gotta be careful because
it's just as Yeah, he's just doing it all.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, you're so right, mash Rud is making his thumb
disappear in studio. Be constantly right now, you can see
both my thumbs. I'm still we've got a thumb up.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Mass. Wow, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Cam is under the under the desk? Is he prove it?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I don't know why I would delete delete this no
No three for a three?
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Can I compete in the Paralympics of chop down?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And would it be with it? Okay? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
That feels problematic that one.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I don't know if we should delete that one.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Okay, all right, say goodbye ship fuck now.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Mat and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can
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If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
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check out the Conclave and Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out now.
Get it wherever you get your books, or just google
the bastard. Anyway, you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Give them a taste of keyw from me.
Yeah, Hello, it's to get in me.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Hey, it's the sixth of September and the Year of
Our Lord, twenty twenty four. Welcome all you bespoke he
dokies to the Day he Bespoke podcast. You know, two
days ago we did a build up to Lisa Carrington
and then we did an interview with leaders to Carrington.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
That was yesterdays Daily Spoke podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Do you reckon we could milk it by just going
on about the interview and reverse and have like an
after burner on the Lisa Carrington situation.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Do you think that'd be too much? We can have
a little bit of a discussion around how we've the
after glow of Lisa. Lisa's after glow. I felt the
after glow Saturday.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I felt I experience some stolen valor excuse me, like
because I had been around here, I felt like I
was involved in her success.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You see how gurus work? Yeah, like why Indian and
then so excited by the idea of being in the
presence of someone and being touched by someone. There's something
there that we have as humans when you're touched physically
or in the presence of greatness, and it has a
big effect on you, I reckon.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Have you.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Ever been in the same room as the Dalai Lama. No,
you never met the Dalai Lama neither, he went, didn't
he go to cross stitch and go, I don't like
it and got out.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That was always the rumor. The plane landed and he went,
I don't like this place. Doesn't feel quite right. I'm
out here. Wow, but I think maybe he's playing had
mechanical issues and he had to go somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, right, And people said that because it was that
pre earthquake, and people said that the Dalai Arma cursed
the place. No, no one said that the tonguing little
boys there. So remember that he's been in a bit
of trouble for tongue in his boys.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yeah, what's he done?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Sorry, like saying that video he's touching tongues with little
boys and people are like, do you need to do that?
And he goes it's kind of a traditional Nepolite thing.
And then Intensen's like, I never did that the red
are you sure?
Speaker 3 (02:23):
We don't know, we don't know what happened.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, well I'll just look into it. Dala ye lama tongue.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
He apologized.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
The Lama is he does he hooke up with chicks.
You know.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
He says, it's you go to health having sex in
the afternoon. The Dila Lama Da asked the boy to
stick my to suck my tongue, A little boy to
suck his tongue.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I agree with the Dila Lama on the six in
the afternoon, you get a hell.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
I love six in the afternoon in bed. Okay, here
we go in to bed. Sticking out one's tongue.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Excuse me, jesus, so it just fucking came over there.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And to be sticking out one's tongue is known as
a traditional greeting, stemming from a ninth century myth about
an unpopular king with a black tongue. When the king died,
Tibetans began revealing their tongues to show that they hadn't
become his incarnate. Tongue sucking does not appear to be part.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Of this tradition. Showing your tongue, but not tongue sucking.
Yeah so, but he sort of says, it wasn't sucked
a tongue. It's not really the kind of thing I
want to.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't think I sucked a tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Never sacked a tongue. Do you want to do? You
want to sack my tongue? Now?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
Really about me?
Speaker 4 (03:36):
I've got a fresh col I don't want to suck
anyone's tongue.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
I would have.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
I would have done it before twenty five. I think
if if it was something that I wanted to do.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
You don't want to sack my tongue just to see
what it's like. I mean you said you'd never sucked one.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
I mean anyone sucked your tongue.
Speaker 4 (03:54):
No, I still don't want to try to.
Speaker 5 (03:57):
I'll do it, mate, I'll do it for you.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I tried to a better for a bit longer, blessed.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I don't want to.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
You guys, can you kill your tongue?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Many?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
You have a large tongue. Oh you can't easy yet, ruder.
Speaker 5 (04:07):
I think that's one of the.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just you can't do it.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
No, but my tongue moves really fast, so that's fine.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Sure, what can you really not kill your tongue.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Only with my mouth? I can only, okay, deal it
with your mouth. But that's just cheating, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Cheater. I've never seen you. I can see you're quite
You're quite sensitive about the fact that you can't kill you.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
I just knew straight away that I couldn't do it,
and I felt a little victimized from it.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, and they're a little inadequate. Yeah, it's okay. There's
lots of things you can do that I can't do.
I mean, there's lots of things that mesh can do
that can do different things.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So the Dai Lama invited this kid on the stage
and he motioned to his cheek and said, first here
and then the boy kissed his cheek and the loma
hugged him. Then he continues holding it. The leader then
motions to his lips, saying I think here. Also, he
cups the boy's chin and kisses him on the mouth
of his laughs and applauds the Dilomma Lama. Pauses, then
adds and suck my tongue. The boy slowly moves his
(05:11):
head closer to the Diala Lama, but appears only to
touch his forehead before withdrawing, not wanting to suck the
dal Lama's tongue.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
So this is in front of an audience.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Thence it happened to add an event in February at
the Tasaga Carnaga temple.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
I'm not sure if I pronounce that right. You definitely didn't.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
We're the Dia Lama.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
Yeah, tasag lag can't.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
No, that's wrong, okay, and attendants were more than one
hundred and twenty students. The Foundation posted photos from the
event in early March, including someone with the boy from
the video.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
So then, I mean it could be innocent. It was
last year, eh, I mean.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
We get back to the point. Does the dial a
lama hookerp Is he hooked up with anyone? Is the
Dalai Lama allowed to Is the dalay is her ViRGE?
Is he a ViRGE?
Speaker 6 (06:03):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Is he lost his V plates?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
We should not be listening to anyone. In fact, I
think that's a good blanket rule for life, as if
if you're a ViRGE, you shouldn't be giving anyone.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I reckon you're onto something the mesh.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
But I mean, even if you're in a sexual when
you just just want and done, I respect that you
know at least you think, at least I can trust
you to come up with your own opinions.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
The Dalai Lama is still got his V plates?
Speaker 3 (06:29):
Bullshit, said, your holiness, Do you still have your V plates? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:34):
The Dalla Lamma has been talking in Nigeria about his
life of celibacy. He's said, check your pleasure sex shields.
Speaker 6 (06:41):
Actually, I think it's short, a short period satisfaction really,
and often that leads to more complication, he said, not
that he hasn't thought about it naturally as a human being.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
I'm horning is all fuck.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
He said, Am I right boys?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Am I right? Boys? He said, Then he just well,
it's no surprise then that his holiness is getting always
to suck as tongue as up because it always works
out that if you don't have sex, you do some weird.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Stuff naturally as a human being, says, some kind of
desire for sex comes. Excuse me, but then you use
your omen intelligent youromen and intelligence to make comprehension that
these relationships are always full of trouble.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Hold on, mate, what so what are we all meant
to do? How are we going to get more people
in the world? Yeah? Mate?
Speaker 2 (07:33):
And also the other thing is trouble ain't a bad thing.
You know you want you want a bit of trouble
and strife in your life, that's for sure. And if
over Thanksgiving you wonder where the family life was worth it.
The Tibetan sage has advised to you on this topic
that you're raising Jeremy.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yes, too much attachment towards your children, towards your partner
was one of the obstacles or hundreds is to a
peace of mind.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
So he's saying no sex and don't love your children,
because it'll see that.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
He's saying too much, too much love for your children.
He might be onto something there.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Is basically just saying, when you don't have the sex,
you don't have the kids, then that won't stress you out,
so you can go and meditate.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
He'll have a problem with He'll have a problem with
Jimmy Barnes only with too much and enough love to
satisfy me.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
He's trying to say, you've got to look for a
little bit of balance. I mean, taken to is extreme.
You know people who are completely I know people say
it's you know, you've got to love your kids and
unconditionally all that sort of stuff, and that's the most
important thing and all that stuff, and yeah, sure, but
if you just love your kids so so, so, so so
(08:44):
much and just heaps and heaps and heaps, and you're
a kid and you know that your parents just everything
in their life revolves around you. It's a lot of
pressure for a kid. It can be a lot of
pressure for some people. And also what happens when your
kids leave at some stage, Because at some point they're
probably going to have to leave and do their own thing.
And what happens then, because you've got a massive hole
(09:04):
in your life because your kids have lived plus at
that point as a kid, do you feel like you're
leaving your I've got a friend who's in this situation where,
you know, one of his parents. She his mum didn't
want him necessarily to go overseas because she didn't want
to be He felt pressure to not go overseas because
(09:26):
he thought his mom wouldn't be able to cope if
he did. Wow, now that's quite a full on pressure
for him. But he wanted to go over seas and
experience a whole lot of stuff. But he thought, if
I do that, my mom's not going to be happy,
see what I mean? So maybe the Dalai or do
we call him the lama? What does he the lama?
Maybe the Lama has got a point there, you know
what I mean? You can have too much attachment to
(09:47):
your children.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Yeah, but I think you could if you really, really,
really love your children went to the next level, you'd
want them to have an exciting life that means that
they leave you. Yeah, So I think that's that's not
necessarily Like someone could really want their kids to go
overseas and even pay for the ear tickets even though
it's going to hit them because they're going to be
(10:08):
away from them, And that might be the person that
loves their kids more than the person that's demanding that
they stay at hard.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
I think, I think so. Yeah, I think it's exactly right.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Because it's hard your kids going away, but it's harder
to have your kids not experience an amazing life. Absolutely.
I mean, if you you know, if you see, because
the far end of that, your kid just lives in
the basement.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
They are always there for you to talk to.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
You know, by the time they're forty, you're going, hmmm,
maybe not be the greatest parent in the.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
World to because you are preparing them for the world,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
I've got a contrast a controversial question for you, fellas after.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
The break and we're back with Matt's controversial question that
he's going to ask us.
Speaker 2 (10:51):
You know, down syndrome folk, yes, and you know how
they often seem quite happy.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yes, But often you'll see a.
Speaker 2 (10:59):
Down sooner fellow who's like in his mid forties and
he'll be with his mum at a cafe.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
I wonder if that's an interesting thing.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
For the parent, because it's start off, they'd be totally
horrified that, you know, like that they had a child
that's going to have different challenges and that hope. You know,
you want your kid to come out healthy, you know,
Down syndromes syndrome, of course, But then there must be
people that go, what a blessing it was? Because I've
still got my son around and he's fifty.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Interesting. I don't know about the blessing with the son
when they're fifty sort of thing, but I do know
that people I have spoken to who have Down syndrome children,
of which I've only spoken to two, but both those
people would, if they could take time back, have exactly
the same situation occurred to them. Yeah. Right, and so
(11:50):
that's interesting, isn't it. Yeah? And yeah, I think I
find that super interesting. Yeah, I find incredibly interesting because
you know, there's a test that you do, the new
cold fold test when your child is when your baby's
in the womb and they test the thickness of the
of the fetuses neck at a certain stage. And it's
(12:13):
before twelve weeks I think, or it might be a
round twelve weeks. Maybe it's twenty, I don't know, is
it twenty. And it's a test to see if your
baby has Down syndrome. And so you know, there's a
and that's a big thing. There's a moment. And so
(12:34):
for anybody to be contemplating what they might do at
that point, there's a fork in the road, and for
them to look back at that fork in the road
is always an interesting moment. But yeah, apparently, and I
understand that, and a lot of people whose kids are
born in different circumstances and challenging circumstances when those parents
are all they say it made me. It made me
(12:56):
consider a whole new thing in the world. And I
grew as a person because I looked up to this
particular person in this way, and I never would have
appreciated the world from this perspective.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Well, it's like that old Chinese proverb about the farmer,
and everything happens and he just goes good or bad.
He says, maybe so, maybe not so. For example, all
his livestock get out because the gates leeved open, and
they go, oh no, this is a disastering. Guess maybe
(13:26):
maybe not, because you never know, actually you know, and
all the livestock that might change your life in the
positive way. You even know what happens in your life
that seems like a tragedy that actually turns out to
be the making of you, or or the crossroads that
turns on turns out to be something more.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
What about that famous farmer proverb that we have in
New Zealand, farmer and the Dell farmer and the Dell.
Hi ho, the Mario farmer and the Dell Farmer's got
to get out of a Dell. I reckon, leave adell alone. No,
I think it's a dell, like you know, she's stopping
touring you, she said, enough. Yeah, I think a Dell
(14:02):
is more like a dip.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
I got a new laptop kind of in it. The
farm and the dow marror, the farm and the doll.
I mean, make get off your laptop and star fucking
playing that field boy.
Speaker 5 (14:14):
Milk, some Teddies, book, some Titties.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
Is an adele like a landscape that you go down
into a dell.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I've never heard of a dell before. Like an in
terms of the landscaping.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
You've definitely heard of them.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
I've got a Down syndrome uncle, if anyone wants to know.
And the thing that I I knew that I instantly
noticed about what having a family member with Down syndrome
does is that instantly grounds any room that he was in,
if that makes any kind of sense, Like there was
immediately any kind of lack of ego, any lack of tension,
(14:50):
any room that Uncle Graham was in. Happy days, everyone
was just on a level playing field. Vibes are up,
everyone was happy. Every I cannot think of one single
I mean, he's party passed earlier due to it. Yeah,
what a green thing that I think down Stown.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Amazing superhumans in a way. It's all of the experiences
that experience are magnified, like magnified feelings of love and friendship, yeah,
I think, and all that sort of stuff. Everything's kind
of magnified.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
It's funny that what you describe some people take drugs
to be and that sort of state. And and what
you said before is that you know some people look
down upon it, like God it didn't mean like that.
Some people look frown upon it as that's a real problem.
But I guess you're right. Both of you guys have
experiences where you know it is a positive thing in
(15:42):
your life.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
You never know.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
But at the same time, I don't have it, so
I would hate to say.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
That and to be a real challenge for the parents.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
I don't do that.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
So here's the story you guys want to hear about
the farmer.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
The Maria, the farmer and the dell.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Yeah. Sweet, it's not like a rippedolf version of it
or anything like that.
Speaker 3 (16:02):
Is it? Like del boy?
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's like the original.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Story's on the original story?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Okay, sweet? What are you reading it out overta curiosity.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
From an ancient Chinese text?
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Right? Okay?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Look for hearing this so so bear with me because
I'm going to be changing it from.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Translating it from Kenonese.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Okay, Rightmmnderan, a farmer and his son labor for a
year with the last horse. One day, the son leaves
the gate open and the horse bolts. A neighbor tells
them you won't be able to maintain your farm.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
This is terrible. The farmer replies, maybe, yes, maybe, no.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
The next morning, the horse returns with six wild horses,
and the neighbor tells the farmer, what happiness. You can
maintain the farm with the two and sell the rest
and make a fortune.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
This is great.
Speaker 2 (16:45):
The farm applies, replies, maybe yes, maybe no. The next day,
the farmer's son gets thrown from one of the new
horses and breaks his leg. The neighbor says, what a
great sadness is this is? The farmer replies, maybe yes,
maybe no. The next day, the army arrives to conscriptors
all the young men in the area. They don't take
the father's son because of his injury. The neighbor says,
(17:06):
this is great news, what a blessing. The farmer replies,
maybe yes, maybe no. The neighbor's annoying, Yeah, just stop
judging it every moment, and that neighbor is writing the
whole fortunes of that neighbor. But that what great joys?
Like oh what a disaster. It's like, shut up, neighbor,
(17:29):
And then the and then the smoke farmer just sucks
on his vapor and goes, maybe, yes.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
I mean, if I go, look, maybe this weekend we
could all try it at home with our significant others.
Every time there's an issue, there's something going on. If
you could just reply with maybe use maybe no, see
how that goes down. Boys, I'm sure things will all
be better come Monday morning.
Speaker 2 (17:50):
Like say, for example, in my house the oven blew
up yep, and everyone was going that's going to be
difficult and again maybe yes.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
Maybe there's nothing solutions folkused about it so annoying to
be something around someone that ate.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
The point is, before you freak out too much, you
don't know the winding road of incidents and cause and
effect that where it's going to go. Like for example,
World War two absolute horror. But yeah, my parents were
born as baby boomers because everyone came back from war
(18:24):
and went humpity do next thing. You know, what do
you get? You get all the music that the baby boomers. Mate,
I'm looking at you the Beatles, I'm looking at you
fucking rolling Stones, I'm looking at our parents.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
I'm looking at though.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Although just they're having a picnic all around us. You know,
so even out of the horror of World War Two
comes a couple of half decent cheins, I think.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
For you then really taking it back that far, well,
someone suggested this. So if you could go back in
time and see Hitler as a baby, and you had
the opportunity to murder Hitler, Yeah, at that moment.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
That happened, would you that happened Hitler nearly drowned as
a child at the beach and someone saved him. Eh, well,
then saved his damn he did a very different war.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
And so you had World War two, and we were
probably likely to invent nuclear weapons at one point, but
we haven't used them since they were invented, right world
War two, And so that's a long time of peace
out of the back of something fucking horrible. So you know,
like there's never been in history as much peace as
there has been since World War Two.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
Well, guy Montgomery, for one of his tasks and Taskmaster
went back in history and murdered Hitler and came back
so claiming that he had done the best thing in
the world. And then on you go, and you voted
him down because he made him. Gave him one point,
as you should, I said, because if you had have
done that, we probably wouldn't be here.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
I was in that show. What did I do at
that point? I know what I did. I dressed up
as Maximus and in a Roman outfit and had a
catapult and brought a tribochet and set a clock on
fire fight at a disappointingly short distance.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
It's so much better than guys. Yeah, funck guy, like
go mate.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
Think about the repercussions. What you're doing, mate, mate.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
We're not here with that hitler we need.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
So it was an interesting debate, but unfortunately none of
it really made the final lead up because it was
too punishing. Yeah, and something that you really want to show.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Controversial, Yeah, but it's true though.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
I mean, it's a good question. Everything that has gone
before has led to this moment.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I was asked in a an audience member if there's
any disappointments in my life, and I said none before
my kids were born, because if I'd done anything at
all different, then I wouldn't have been unleashing a load
at a certain point that would have created the baby.
At that certain point, it would have been been very
(20:53):
different people. Barry and Charlie wouldn't have existed. No, but
I don't want them to go. I would hate them
to not be around now.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So you may well have had different children in different
forms that you would have loved, just as much. So
maybe through.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
That, but they wouldn't have had these ones. So now
where I am now a more fatte as as Nietzsche said,
but it was based on a concept of epictetises a
more parte do more farts, Yes, eat food that will
make you unleash more farts. Actually means it's actually Latin
(21:28):
for love fate.
Speaker 3 (21:31):
You are.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
I love it because you can't change it. It's fucking
stupid not to love whatever happens because you can't change it.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
So a more back to farts. And I was just
talking to my son last night because I dropped one
of I reckon the top ten best smelling farts I've
ever done in mine time, like best smelling, like nicer
smelling or most powerful, most powerful? Next level? That was
really really good. What was the diet like used today?
Speaker 4 (21:58):
A conversation with your son, the spicy spicy?
Speaker 3 (22:04):
And then I had a cheeseburger for dinner just for
some reason, Yeah, and some reason, I just I think
it must have been the Mayo Mayo can was just
a brutal combination. It was next it was next level
and normally I normally you know, my twelve year old son,
he's he's been punished so many were so many farts
over this, he's kind of immune to them. Yeah, but
(22:26):
this one even it had him just because I dropped
it in the bathroom while he was cleaning his teeth
and he was like, then had hom exiting. And then
it then sifted around into my daughter's bedroom and she
was in the next room and I got in there
and she was like, oh Jesus. And then I was
so proud. I was like, that is one of you.
(22:48):
I see it. At the time, that might be the
best part of him.
Speaker 2 (22:50):
You need to write down back and said maybe top ten,
you need to write down everything you had that that
day leading up to that, because you need to create
that that those that environment again and your a whole.
Speaker 3 (23:00):
It was really good. It was brutal, and then I
was and then it sort of still had some more
left for the bed last night.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
One do you always say to your kids when you
when when I've lit rap and my kids are like screaming, yelling,
I always have the same line, I like it.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's a good lie. I was running with you guys,
like I said to him. I think I said, I've
been finning for forty seven years. I reckon that one's
on the best of it. You guys forty seven years
I said, yeah, I reckon that was at least top ten.
He goes, oh, well done, dead, Yeah, thanks here, I
appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
I was, Oh my god, I was driving in my
car to pick up my son from my class at
six o'clock last night. Congrats And no, I'm not into
the story.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
I was going to say, the first time you haven't
had to get the manever or something like that. Oh yeah,
there's been out on the drinks. Yeah okay, yeah, sorry,
what are you talking about?
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (23:52):
I lit rip in the car by myself. Oh, and
it was so potent that when I was driving along,
I was like, oh that it's actually not good, like
that's actually that is actually too much. And I actually
had to wind down a window for myself. I've never
had to wind down a window for myself before, and
that was last night as well.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
Ah. Interesting. I often think about the one in the
window down because for some reason it's so even as
bad as it is, it's still good. But I always
winded down in that's suggressing because I think, and especially
when it was one like the ones I was doing
yesterday because I thought that's actually gonna linger, that's going
to get into the upholstery that. Yeah, did you have
(24:31):
to did you have to let it linger? Speaking of
cars and driving home, I picked up my daughter late
yesterday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Look at both of you two apparenting, Yes, what you
do is a parent?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Fuck? Did you pick up any kids last night? I
did not know? Good. So I was driving home and
I'm I'm fucking through the radio sessions and that was good,
and was with a friends. Do you know what you
should do?
Speaker 5 (24:59):
No one's gonna I'm good point.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Okay, we'll put a pole up on the conclave. Who
do you think their part was?
Speaker 3 (25:06):
Did that?
Speaker 4 (25:06):
Go back and listen to it?
Speaker 2 (25:08):
Okay, anyways, and let's call this podcast the Mystery Who
let the fart out?
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Yeah? That's very far I had to answer. I had.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
I'm being careful to you who I say. I don't
want to say anything I don't want to say. And
we're starting with C.
Speaker 3 (25:29):
But oftentimes we don't have what we what we say
here has any consequence on anything, you know, we say.
It's kind of like, so I'm driving home last night,
I've got and a friend of hers in the car,
and as a result, they're like, you know, they're listening
to they So they're listening to And then came to
(25:51):
the came to the ads, and so I flicked through
and I flicked through to radio. At that particular time,
I met Indury podcast. Sorry I'm Matt and Jerry promo.
Iim on the radio, and I thought this is interesting
because you know, I've got with her free and I
don't want to be that guy that's driving around and
(26:11):
so I so I thought, I fluck away from that promo.
So I flicked away from the primo and then I
came back into it because I thought it must be
over by now, but it wasn't. And it was you
talking about wanting to get stuck into TOLSI. Oh, yes,
some biosex a fucking promo because it was funny.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
I made it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Some biosexual Mushka said, what was that?
Speaker 3 (26:42):
What did he say about mum?
Speaker 5 (26:44):
And I was when you said I was what did
I actually say?
Speaker 3 (26:48):
You said that you wanted to get stuck into us,
into a symbodic relationship sexually with worth TOSSI sounded both
of you with both me and and it sounded like
you were being complete serious because you were delivering it,
you know, a straightway. And I could see in her
hearse he's fourteen. I could see in the hedge she
(27:09):
was ticking over the idea of two dad's what that
might mean. It was such an amazing piece of timing.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
And did you say you see that he was being silly?
Did you No?
Speaker 3 (27:22):
I see that it's a possibility.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
Do you guys remember like I remember one of a
mariad a possibilities is a kid is a kid. The
humor around getting with other people's partners was not there
as much, and I think, you know, it's a part
of humor that does kind of evolve over time.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
And it's even thinking of his parents as.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
It was not the kind of thing I can only imagine,
is it? How old you do it? A fourteen ish? Yeah,
her hearing mum hooking up with someone else had been
quite a foreign thought. But it's something that gets thrown
around a conversation between.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Us, something that you want to hear. No, it was
just a terrible pieces of time. I've got to say,
we're just trying to find it's so weird that I
actually just happened to change at that moment. Man it
was funny timing. It's more the thing that we're possibly
living in a simulation.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
Here we go, are you ready for this?
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Far? So this is this is what? This is what
my fourteen year old and her friend here very clearly
as well, like it was came through loud and clear
it up. You're going to be talking about a thing
called some bio sexuality. They didn't hear that, but right,
because as soon as I had Matt and Jerry on
(28:31):
the brief, this is embarrassing. My daughter's friend will think
that I'm trying to do something. So I flicked over anyway,
I flicked over for this, but I'll tell you why
I flicked back and again.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
You want me to skip forward like your daughter heard.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
It seemed to be attrecated to individuals who are already
in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Not necessarily wanted to take people away from their current relationship,
but to join it. So you see a nice couple
like say, maybe I'm from the outside looking at you
Jeremy and Tulci and going I don't want to extract TI,
I want to join.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Just having a look at couples that around the place,
I mean, can you see yourself slotting into say, Jonathan
ben Um. You could go on and do.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Some pranks and that'd be like, we're not in a
relationship with more of a comedy duo, the Hodlarky Breakfast
Thanks with the trade load up on landscaping or with
Flanning's trade.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
I dipped out and I came back in about five
seconds later, and so it was you saying that you'd
be in a yeah. Wow, so it's quite dead pen,
isn't that.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
We're just I wouldn't mind being that Like if you
didn't real, if you didn't know better, it would just
be like someone saying meta factly in a conversation, I
wouldn't mind being in a sexual relationship with you and
your partner. That's that's there's no joke really there there's
no laughter.
Speaker 4 (29:40):
Look, if you're looking at the five rules of meshes broadcasting, Yeah,
I think number two is if in doubt, head on
someone's medic you know, like that's kind of I think
one of the key things and broadcasting punch down. Yeah,
if and oubt just head on head on a co host.
Media is something we're kind of operate here in the show.
Don't mean it's quite well for us, and it just
means that Nfortunately, in promos like that.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
Yeah, you might hear it, Jerry. Yeah, it sort of
hangs out like barks like a dog out of context.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Yep, you say tough titties.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
I didn't say anything. I didn't say tough toties.
Speaker 5 (30:12):
No, that made a promo as well, the tough titties
comment that you made once.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
What do I say tough boobs bbies, big boobies instead
of toughties?
Speaker 3 (30:24):
It was It worked just as well. God, it's Friday, guys.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
It's like it's like you stubbed your toe and you
just just say big boobies. Tough titties isn't a very
good thing to say anyway, Like, was big boobies anywheys
than tough titties?
Speaker 4 (30:37):
It's not. Actually that's I think that's what's so beautiful
about turties.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
What does that even mean?
Speaker 4 (30:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
I like it when there stop there I do. Wouldn't
know what it means. Can I say, you know how
you were talking about? Would the farmer say, maybe so,
maybe not? Yeah, it reminds me maybe no, maybe you
maybe know. It reminds me of when r I P
Today from the radio station finished lash you that, and
lots of people because I was working there, and lots
(31:03):
of people are like, oh mate, this is fucking terrible,
isn't it. Oh yes, maybe it's it's okay and look great.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
But he ended up you end up on the Mett
and Ery brick for shore with Meshi and Ruder.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
A couple of weeks later, I'm having a coffee with
Mike McClung and Todd Campbell.
Speaker 2 (31:16):
Yeah, a couple that's exactly That is an exactly great
example of the point that's been made.
Speaker 5 (31:25):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
You lose your job. This is a catastrophe. Maybe yes,
maybe no, I don't I don't know all the variables
in life and how.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
It's going to turn out.
Speaker 4 (31:33):
It's a good thing to remember.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
I mean I had to deal with like you lose
your whole family and a character then or you get
that's true. If you if your cock gets chopped off
and a lawnmar You're going to be like, is this
a bad thing?
Speaker 3 (31:44):
Can I say, yep, this is a bad one.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
If you can get your cock underneath that lawnmar, Yeah,
I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (31:51):
Well, if you end up with that under there, then
you're doing something badly wrong.
Speaker 4 (31:54):
Yeah, and I'm going to go as hard to say
as you deserve it.
Speaker 3 (31:56):
I'm sure that you lose your toes before it sort
of got up to you.
Speaker 5 (31:59):
Sure this is a cut off by his wife, didn't he?
And then he became some sort of porn megastaff from it?
Speaker 4 (32:07):
Look controversial question. If I got the five shown my
cog and a lawmark, can I compete at the Paralympics?
Speaker 3 (32:15):
What do you want to compete in? I think there
is a categroup of people who have had their downstairschopped
off by lawnmows. It's like t one thro one three
one or something.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
I think I think it'd been advantage if you're swimming,
because you've got less drag. It's a good question, I
reckon the people, certainly a question worth asking. I can't
answer it anyone.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
It's a good google. It's actually a great question. It's
a good question.
Speaker 5 (32:38):
Could you you can't compete as a woman though, if
you've got your chopped on?
Speaker 4 (32:42):
Oh? I know that was that's actually that actually does
genuinely does.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
That would fucking confuse people.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
We see you going into the Paralympics because you've lost
your downstairs and then you're in it you go into
there and then you and then you go Yeah, but
I identify as a woman, so I'm going to be competing
in the woman's race.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
Yeah, because then like, isn't there wasn't there a Brazilion?
Is there a Brazilian at the moment there was that.
That's that's been drug tested or that's changed. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I'm just imagining meet the registration desk if they say,
you know, I see, I see, you've lost you downstairs?
Can you prove it? Ok, Yeah, that's sure and all
hang on. If you've got no downstairs, you're gonna have
to compete in the female category. It's going to be
an absolute smuzzle. I mean good like figuring that out.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
Yeah, you'd be like, where's my will?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Then?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
Where is it?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Did you see that guy? What a fucking absolute champ?
The dude with one league doing the high jump.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
There's a lot of them that's freak here.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
That is fucking incredible to have that power off one
leg to follow yourself up over a fucking wounder.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah. So there's a there's an Italian transgender athlete at
the Paralympics.
Speaker 4 (33:50):
An Italian transgender to reach.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
The final of the women's T twelve four hundred meters
for visually impaired runners.
Speaker 4 (33:56):
Yeah, but that's not to do with.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
The semi fine like the Paralympics. Some controversy around that.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Yeah, they do sound controversial.
Speaker 3 (34:06):
God, look, I'll tell you what. Let's not wait under that.
What the hell would we want to wait in there?
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I mean, there is beyond, Like there must just be
a fat shaders right now going we're going to Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
Oh my god, what's tricky area? And whatever? You say?
Half the world wants to kill you.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
Yeah, yeah, you just be like I just get out
of sport officiating.
Speaker 5 (34:23):
There be awkward Like let's assume that mesh in a
horrific lawnmark accident, you RP, lose your penis, and then
you come back to work a few weeks later penis
just in pen What the fuck do we say to
them at six am? Welcome back, Welcome back, bab.
Speaker 3 (34:42):
You've got a hip? Would you put that in the
in the met and Jerry, what'sapp meting? Jerry content? Double?
What's it? Hey? Guys, I just got my copy.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
I kind of have a decent chat probably probably about
seven fifteen. Are you can it fit in.
Speaker 4 (34:54):
For the prime time casual chat.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
We'll see it goes in the six o'clock hour, and
I forgets any you know, like a gets the reaction
from the audience, will put it in front times.
Speaker 4 (35:02):
You know what we don't talk about it enough is
actually our WhatsApp three, because I've noticed that happening. Jerry
you're quite get at it as well, and Matt you're
grated it is that we'll put like it. What happens
is we'll put a casual chat idea in it, and
we'll literally say a casual chat seem colon and what
the casual chat is. I like that. We're getting just
shorter and shorter with those messages to the point where
I don't even I have absolutely no fucking idea. Like
(35:23):
there was once a point where it's like casual chat.
I just went to the and this happened to me
and actual knew about through. But now it's just like
casual chat. Like yeah, like we're just talking about the
cock and lawnmow or casual chat embarrassing something or casually
I like that as headed this way.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
Yeah, God, look at that what'sapp My god, there's so
much stuff in there. The people don't know how much?
What Why is Jerry put on a picture? Jr's put
a picture is so Jerry hasn't even seen what the
schedual chat is. He's just put in the content dumb
A shot of his has the burner from his his barbecue.
(35:59):
And then and that was that was a very successful chat.
And Aready put in there was that picture of the
barbecue today, and I put North Korean treast balloons.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
That's all I put on? Is that your barbie?
Speaker 4 (36:10):
Yeah? I thought there was a sucking DP.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
What what do you think double penetration? Oh, dick pin
if that's my deck is looking disastrous, rusted and shit,
look at it's broken into.
Speaker 4 (36:24):
It's what I mean, it's just one does it look?
I mean a massive right angle there?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Hey, I put the right I put a picture in
of the Titanic compared to a cruise ship of today.
Speaker 3 (36:36):
Yes, oh you didn't. It's a great, great shot. How
are we going to talk about that? Yeah? That's yeah.
I mean, if we had an audio vision, if we're
a TV show, brilliant did you see that massine?
Speaker 4 (36:48):
I mean, yeah, twenty past eight on the mat and jewish.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Something to talk about the Titanic, so that break could
be this is why you guys rejected. It would be like, yes,
it's seven seventeen. That was the food fighters ship, the Titanic,
small compared to modern day cruise ships.
Speaker 3 (37:06):
He's a picture. Here's a picture of her. Here's the
red dot, Chillie Peppers.
Speaker 4 (37:09):
Yeah, that's exactly how that would have gone.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
That would have been quite a good break.
Speaker 4 (37:12):
Wish can we put that in for Monday?
Speaker 3 (37:13):
I just I'll re post that picture. Sure, and then yeah,
and the mess coming up.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Mess just chopped his cock cock with the laimar and
listen out for the twenty five kid Roger choppers do.
Speaker 5 (37:32):
Really really mangled two of his fingers in the lawner.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
My uncle got two of his fingers, but not by
a pig.
Speaker 3 (37:40):
He used to. He used to.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
He used to make money hunting pigs in the and
one day I pig, but two of the swingers.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Fun that man, Why did he have his fingers down?
It's thright, Well I don't well.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
I did he have a swingers? It's right, good question.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
But the funny thing my whole life, he'd say, Uncle
Tim would say, I'd ask him a lot when I
was a kid, where are your fingers? And you go
there but not by a pig, and I go, ha ha,
where are your fingers? And then I read his book,
The Accidental Teacher, great book that he wrote this old
chapter about how the actual incident, and that's.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
How you found out that Yeah, that one where you
got us where you get your thumb and you pretend
to do the old I've lost my thumb track.
Speaker 2 (38:16):
You were a lot of people were doing that truck,
So I was, I was skiptical of any missing missing
fingers or thumbs.
Speaker 3 (38:21):
That one got me every time that thumb that was
I was my uncle.
Speaker 2 (38:27):
Sal One used to do that all the time, every
time you said pat and sale, so one would it
was your uncle seldom any good. He do that like
every time, like every time he would get me until
I remember the day it didn't get me. You okay,
sell One, have got anything else?
Speaker 4 (38:44):
Have you seen? If you if you if you see
rudor do that thumb trick, you've gotta be careful because
it's just as Yeah, he's just doing it all.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, you're so right, mash Rud is making his thumb
disappear in studio. Be constantly right now, you can see
both my thumbs. I'm still we've got a thumb up.
Speaker 5 (39:00):
Mass. Wow, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Cam is under the under the desk? Is he prove it?
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (39:08):
Anyway?
Speaker 5 (39:09):
I don't know why I would delete delete this no
No three for a three?
Speaker 4 (39:15):
Can I compete in the Paralympics of chop down?
Speaker 3 (39:19):
And would it be with it? Okay? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (39:22):
All right?
Speaker 4 (39:23):
That feels problematic that one.
Speaker 3 (39:24):
I don't know if we should delete that one.
Speaker 4 (39:27):
Okay, all right, say goodbye ship fuck now.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath. You have been listening to the
Mat and Jerry Daily Bespoke podcast. Right now you can
listen to our Radio Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely
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and Jerry and to a lesser extent, Messi and Ruder.
If you want to discuss anything raised in this pod,
(39:58):
check out the Conclave and Matt and Jerry Facebook discussion group.
And while I'm plugging stuff, my book, A Lifeless Punishing
Thirteen Ways to Love the Life You've Got is out now.
Get it wherever you get your books, or just google
the bastard. Anyway, you seem busy, I'll let you go.
Bless blessed, blessed.
Speaker 3 (40:14):
Give them a taste of keyw from me.
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