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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bless bless, bless.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Good buzz.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It is the eleventh of September, in the Year of
Our Lord, twenty twenty four.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Welcome all you.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Bespoke, you donkeys to day he Bespoke Podcast. We've got
Laura mcgoldrickin to talk about the new Sky Sports Open
and Sky Sports TV show that starts on Thursday night
at seven thirty or eight thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I'm not sure we'll find out that from Laura.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
I'm also on the show Game of acc does Game
of two Hearts recorded the first episode, Yesterda.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I'm going to say Laura was very good.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Who is she? Yeah, she's the host, She's the host.
Year he won of the team.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
I'm a team captain and on my team was Joe
Wheeler and MICHAELA.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Blyde.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
God, MICHAELA. Blyde is a fantastic human being. So it's
Joe wheel obviously, but Mikayla double Olympic Goldwner just an
absolute breath of fresh air, just a lovely human being.
On the other side, Brody Kine and Nice Stewart and.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Keazy Oh really yeah yeah, okay, yeah, that's so interesting.
So we're Brody Kane and I are Stuart and Kezy.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
So just like but that that changes out, Okay, that
crew changes out.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
You've got a lot of sports people on your side,
but they don't have a lot of sports people on
their side.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Yeah, but Maniah and Kezy run just just read sports,
and especially when I live and breath.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
His job is to full time study sports to talk
about it, so he knows quite a lot.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't know much, to.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Be fair, And the thing is, I'm not willing to
put an infident, so.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'm not sure how We're going to shift the dial
on the show because I'm not going to sit around
learning reading stuff.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Well, what about when it comes to like the I
would have thought that your specialty area would be the
MLB in the C. Two thousand sort of eighteen nineteen.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Season MLB NFL. Any questions in that area because my
love of American sports, I do very well. But unfortunately
there are any questions in that area. But no, it's
I think it's going to be a good show. You know,
I say I don't like sitting around reading people hypocritically.
I think people should sit of and read my new
substack that I've just released Matt Heath dot substack dot com.
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Go there and you can subscribe to my weekly news.
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about to start writing.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Another book, and then I was like, I don't want
to run an the book.
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That's going to take too long. What I'll do is
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I'll just do my own substack, which is mean. So
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Speaker 1 (03:36):
The one this week is on.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's called light the Fake Fires of Happiness, Okay, and
it's about how fakefires, just putting a fire and YouTube
gives you all the same effects as steering at a
real file on how to evolved to enjoy steering into
fires and that that's one of the main reasons why
we watch television is because we just need flicking lights
in the room, because that's people that sat around fires
(03:59):
and enjoyed being there, didn't get eaten by wolves and
didn't freeze to death, and also manage to cook delicious food.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
So I've got a question for you about those fake fires,
because I put one on my TV the other day.
So what happens when they're actually filming the fake fire? Yeah,
assuming that it's not computer generated that it is, when
when do they put another They don't put another log
on it. You never see them put another log on.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Well, you should look right about it.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And I actually reach out to the fake fires I
watch are generated in Russia and so in his in
this guy's channel, it shows how he films them, and
you can get ones that break down after a while.
If you get the really flash ones, then they'll go
for twelve hours and the fire will change. They put
on logs, but people don't really want that. So really
this this this Russian guys, he shoots them actually sometimes
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goes and shoots campfires and stuff. He's he's making a
lot of money just by shooting fires. He lights the
fire up and he's got a good system with his
cameras and he records it. So the sound is really good.
Does it's a really high level looks it looks amazing.
But he's giving you, I would say, even though it
live streams, so it says it streaming for twelve hours.
He's putting that on I think are probably a four
(05:06):
minute loop and then it just comes back and to
the start of it, right, but so really well, you
don't see a jump on it, But.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
That's what I mean. I was watching it for about
twenty five minutes and I couldn't see the jump, and
I thought, what's going on here? Because this is not
really going down?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
How enjoyable is just watching a Can you see what
I'm talking about way total and then they've done these
studies just steering into a fire or fake for her
or whatever. At lowest courters, all levels, we're just comfortable
because we feel like we sorted something out because one
of the things we need in today. It's like, well,
like we like ocean views because we're like near a
food source, you know, and we like trees for the
same reason. So we feel very happy with views. That's
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one of the reasons why we love certain types of views.
They're often food related views even though we don't know it.
But also a fire, we're designed to only feel comfortable
and we've got the fire going and we've sat down,
and that's why we sit on a couch in front
of a TV and like the plot and the actors
and all that kind of stuff on the experience of
just sitting watching the fire, and it's amazing. Like when
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I'm working at home because I don't have an open fire,
but I used always have when when I was a kid.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
We always had.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Fires in our houses when I was a kid. But
if I'm working home on the couch, I put a
fake fire on just a YouTube channel fire and it's
serious that you can work away because sometimes you put
like a movie on or something on so you're not
lonely in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's not silent or music or whatever. But you just
put a crackling fire on.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
You're sitting down at your laptop, get a lot work done,
and you can sit around with the kids on the
couch because you often you look for a movie to
put on. That's just the instinct to sit around with
the family in.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Front of a fire fire. Basically, put a fake fire
on and you end up.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Talking to your kids and shit, well, here's the problem.
We put it on and you end up making love,
not with your kids around. Hopefully you send them to bed.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Here's the issue worth watching a movie with your kids
and family is that it goes on for or just anyone. Yeah,
it goes on for quite a long time, and you
have to sit and watch that. Whereas with TV programs,
and actually in the old days, with the old way,
with the free to wear TV, you stop every seven
or eight minutes for a little bit of an ad
break and at that time you find yourself having a
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little conversation and then you come back into the TV.
More and more people are going, oh, that's actually quite
a good system.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I like it. I like it. I like the ad brakes.
My kids have never seen them. They don't know what's
going on. My kids like ads. They're so confused by them.
They're like and then they're like the show, go watch
another episode and go no, no, it just keeps moving on.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
My kids are more interested in the ads, yeah, than
they are.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
I mean, yeah, we.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Didn't know that Eon have fucking ads. But that's because
we've got into a situation where we become completely sedentary,
because yeah, they've done studies on this and that the
Netflix effect where people just watch and binge and don't move,
even on their laptops and bed watching things.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
But people used to watch a.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Bit and then they'd go and make a cup of
tea that'd go into the kitchen, they do something that
was a lot. There was more than just the show
was going on. And isn't it funny how these things
that seem like bad things end up having actually they
were actually been official. I was saying on the show
before about remote controls. For example, it used to be
that you at least had to get up and change
the channel, and that was enough to stop you going
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into a full sedentary fat storing mode, just because if
you're getting up every twenty minutes and just turning the channel,
that was enough to keep your body active and keep
the metabolism going.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
Well, do you know what. I'm looking back on my
own childhood, and I know a lot of families who
didn't have televisions, and that I mean told you for example,
their family didn't they didn't have a television because her
dad was like, no, no, don't want TV. I don't
like TV. But a television in our family. What that
did is it brought everybody into the lounge at night time.
(08:40):
And so everybody I used to spend a lot time
we eat dinner at the dinner table, and then we
didn't watch TV during dinner. You weren't allowed to watch
TV during night. And then I would normally continue to
sit at the dinner table because I hadn't finished my
meal and I wasn't allowed to leave until I'd finish
my meal. And that was every single night. That was horrific.
And so I'd sit there and meanwhile up in the lounge,
(09:00):
my appearents and my brother would start watching TV, which
I just would lure me. I'll be like, ah, but
I still couldn't get over myself enough to stomach eating food,
so I just sit there for ages. But anyway, when
I finally got up there or I fed the food
to the dog. By that stage, it was like that
you sat with your family and you watch something. It
(09:20):
was communal. You're all watching the same thing, and in
the ad breaks you'd oftentimes have conversations. And when brother
and I would play fight, or maybe play fight with
my dad or whatever. And then yeah, there was drew
everybody into the lounge at night, and then we communal experience.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
That is the history of humanity sitting around flickering lights
in your case TV in the old days, the campfire,
and that's when the conversations. That's where religion was formed,
that's when philosophies were formed, That's where bonds were made
sitting around the fire. And the fire also created our
love of dogs, because wolves that were born for some
(09:58):
reason without the fear of humans would walk up to
the fire. Yeah, and they'd sit down and go, this
is nice and warm, and then they became out. They
became our dogs. And then they ratted out the other
wolves by barking when they turned up so so much
is based around that, So that that situation you're talking about,
going up with your family, you don't know, you thought
you were there for whatever reason. But that's such a
very primal thing to be sitting around a flickering light
(10:20):
at night with your family. It's fricking good. I totally
agree with you that that now everyone off on their
own watching different things on their different laptops.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Everybody's in their own room, and you can sit by
yourself and watch your own thing, and it's atomizing. I
even happen to my own family. It atomizes everybody.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
See, even if they're sitting there there still might be
on their phone or something.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
Yeah, so everyone's it's atomized.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Because sometimes things being shit, it's actually pretty good. Like
the fact that you could only watch an episode of
night Rider once a week. That was actually pretty good
because you fucking memorized that bad boy.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Oh yeah, no, I mean if you were lucky enough
to have a VCR in look, there were I mean
Stephen Patterson his family had a VCR, one of those
top loading ones in nineteen eighty four. I mean that
was that was he was the only person in the
whole school pretty much that had a VCR. And as
a result, you go around Stephen Patterson's as you could
(11:12):
watch that episode of Night ride it over and over again.
We're watching it four or five times. Pornography.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
Pornography, No, the Hessens they had at their stepdad had
a massive pornographic collection of videos. But like John Patterson
was not into as far as I'm aware. But the
thing was that now Hank, Hank had no idea that
the cabinet that he was locking them didn't have a back,
so you could just move it away.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
From the wall and you can get.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
That's the classic mistake.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
Its classic from hand.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Getting back to the sitting around thing. Yeah, so yeah,
there was there was the moment you'd often sit around
from probably you'd have often have dinner at like six
or seven in those days, seven o'clock so, and then
after that that might take half an hour an hour,
and then after that you didn't really spend at least
two hours or an hour and a half together as
a family for bedtime. Yeah, there was nothing else to do. Yeah,
(12:03):
you couldn't go down to you you could go to
your rome and you could draw, You could do something
in your rome if you really wanted to. But I
was boring. Yeah, so boring, often freezing cold because there'll
be no heating in that part of the house.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
And it was kind of annoying as well because your
dad got to select what you're watching. But as a result,
I watched a lot of things that have really that
I never would have that have really altered my understanding
of the world because it was my dad selecting it.
And maybe there's something to be He was watching Coro,
was he No? Fuck no, he would not watch My
parents watched Cora, and my grandparents loved Coral, but that
(12:35):
was punishing Mastermind. We watched master Mind, very excited about Mastermind.
We watched that the crypt On Factor, Yeah crypt one,
he feel about the cryptoc showy for him.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
But what about Mentally Mental.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Challenge, which we had watched Country Calendar together as a family.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yes, that's a good show to watch as a family. Yeah,
we used to watch that every week as a family.
Sale of the Century to my dad wouldn't have liked
the way at Lowbrow, the way he slid across. No, no, No.
University Challenge. Oh yeah, it's academic, especially especially it's academic
and University Challenge at number six.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
It's academic and also, my sister was on University Challenge once.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Oh what about W three?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
I used to watch W three?
Speaker 4 (13:20):
What's Sellem too good?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Seldom? INNI good?
Speaker 4 (13:22):
Am I right? And then later on Lockwoodsmith and I
think he went on to also host It's Academic Yeah right, well,
and Rodney Bryant may have hosted that to at some point. Yeah,
so eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
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Speaker 4 (13:57):
Yeah, we got that. Let's take a quick break and
we'll we're back. We're back with Laura mcgoldrey and we're back.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
David Gross cheated on his wife and I saw that
father bastard.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Stop who's not saying this?
Speaker 6 (14:15):
No, give me a phone?
Speaker 4 (14:17):
So he's introduced who's coming to professional professional? Laura mcgoldricks
joined us on the podcast and a nice Stewart has
joined us on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (14:29):
Good Morning yes And I saw that. Sorry, I'm looking
it up for Laura.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Oh thank you.
Speaker 7 (14:35):
This is and so he's posted it on Instagram and
big like apology, like I've recently become a father outside
of my marriage.
Speaker 5 (14:42):
I thought this was going to come a statement that
it was like back in the nineties.
Speaker 6 (14:46):
This is yesterday.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
By this, here's a statement. I've recently become the father
of a new baby daughter born outside of my marriage.
I planned to be a loving and supportive parent to her.
I love my wife and my children, and I am
doing everything I can to we gain the to earn
their forgiveness. We're grateful for your consideration towards all the
children involved as we move forward together.
Speaker 7 (15:06):
Good God, I would say shocking, not surprising, though, you know,
here's a rock star.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
Yeah, but he sort it was always like the good
rock stary, you know, like not a really bad guy.
He does everything the right pa roots around as.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
It turns, I was saying to what man I was
saying as well, It's like it's funny because he has
run that other image, but he's still no different from
any rock stay ever. Yeah, he's like Mac Jagger wasn't
hiding it, you know, like you know, all the way
through and then he was just sort of on the
good guy rock and roll. But no, I still and
I've also got a story that I told off he
that I can't tell on you.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I'd like to Dave Groll.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
I think I think it just goes to show that
because he is a good guy, Dave Groll.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
He's a good guy.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
We've met Dave Groll. Lovely guy, good guy, lovely guy.
But everyone's got something. Yeah, everyone's got.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
No judgment here except a little bit because it's kind
of funny. But it's the way he wrote it. I
enjoyed it. He did not write that.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
He definitely I've recently become a father outside.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is that the way he talks?
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (16:07):
Do you think he sent that to the woman he
fathered the child with I've recently become You.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
Just put that is she is? She? Is? She?
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Anyone seen here statements risky business and the cheating situation
to like how how how how would I say this.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Is? Well?
Speaker 6 (16:25):
Like wrap it up?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah, yeah, he should have been. He's going through with
the complete potential approcreation process.
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Well, I've heard stories of famous rappers putting hot sauce
in their and their.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
What's the word profile.
Speaker 7 (16:44):
After they take them off, they throw them in the bom,
but before that, they put hot sauce in there because
apparently people have been trying to extract and then sort of, oh,
for goodness themselves, so, oh, my goodness, doesn't even know what.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
You're talking about. It's such a shocking No, I'm so shocked.
She's never even heard of such No, what's appropileated?
Speaker 5 (17:01):
Did Dave Grohl know about this tip? Because someone has
tipped Dave? Yeah, that turkey base.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
Okay, you've jumped to a massive conclusion them and I.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
But still I'm not saying she's done that.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
But I don't know for legal reasons you need to
say that.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Wow, I've actually got I know a turkey, I know
a child.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
You know a turkey.
Speaker 4 (17:24):
I know a turkey baster.
Speaker 6 (17:25):
I know too, know one too.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
I have a relationship with a genuine with an actual
justice turkey baster with a two two kids and the
lovely kids.
Speaker 6 (17:39):
No, no, okay.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
I don't think so. And and it was an actual
turkey baster that they used.
Speaker 6 (17:45):
In Actually, when I was told such a thing that
that was how you need to come around. I'm good
to go here, bring the turkey baster.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
And then it was I was an actual turkey baster,
quite amazing.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
But you think Dave Girl has gone old school the
turkey bas in there.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
I just think he's forgot I don't know, just get
the chop.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
Maybe he wants to maybe to risk it all, maybe
enjoys risking it all, maybe enjoys the part of the
fun that the danger of it. But I mention if
his press press relief it had been I've been turkey.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
Based basic situation, our father.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
This is a turkey basing situation.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Who come out.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
Dave Girl turkey based.
Speaker 5 (18:28):
On that. I've recently become a father to a turkey
based in child.
Speaker 2 (18:32):
Anyway, Anyway, as then, I just want to do on
a podcast to talk about for quite a long time
about there's nothing to do with the subject that is
at end in this case, as as as the subject
today is. There's the show Game of Bloody acc Bloody
Presents Game of two Bloody Halves on sky Open and
(18:52):
sky Sports one.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
It's lengthy. It's a lengthy title.
Speaker 6 (18:55):
He really should shorten.
Speaker 1 (18:56):
Yeah, well that's the a CEC really presenting it.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
No I but you're presenting, okay, I mean you're adjacent.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
Why I would have thought that there will be way
more people that would watch it was called Laura mcgoldriok presents.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
I'd argue that.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
And also I wouldn't have to be dressed up and
that humiliating a C C uniform that that me and
and I are and Kez after we know.
Speaker 7 (19:17):
Because then the athletes come in and that just MICHAELA
Bloods and there were the guns out guns.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
And on my team, Joe Wheeler's just turned up on
a T shirt, and I've got this really unflattering suit,
you know, like I want to wear dark colors at
the stage.
Speaker 6 (19:30):
Of my Yo Yo dietings Blackboy time, I thought you
looked fine. To be honest, I thought Keyzy's horrifically white
birkenstocks really took away from anything. No one else could
see what you guys are wearing because of those burkes,
So I thought it looks fine.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
I always think about this, and this is probably not
a great reference, but you know, I was reading about
what happened in Germany and then the late nineteen thirties
into the forties. It feels really you know, and they
had Parliament, and then there was there was the fascist
gone to parliament and they turned up in uniform, the Nazis,
and then they were just sitting in Parliament and there
(20:06):
was three of them, and then there's five of them,
and there was more of them. It's just something really
un I don't know, disturbing about having like a panel
and three of them are wearing matching uniforms.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
It's like we're trying to take over up.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
Next week and there's five people.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
You'll know what's going on and that reference will suddenly
make sense.
Speaker 4 (20:23):
Yeah, Well, to be honest, there is a bit of
Herman Gourring about the a SEC uniform. There's a bit
of a Gurring. He loved a white suit, right. He
was big. Gurring was big if there was in charge
of the Gearring was in charge of the Luftwaffer, wasn't he.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
Not a great guy, not a great guy, but he
was very big on a uniform, always getting new uniforms
for himself, always creating new outfits. Hugo Boss or cut
Boss there designed them.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
Yeah, how the you know how Hugo didn't get canceled.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (20:52):
A lovely suit.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
I had some Hugo By Sunglasses in twenty eighteen. I'm like,
come on.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
They had a shirt with the Stalin Grad forty two collection,
didn't they Because it was not warm enough?
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah it was freezing, yeah, freezing nothing, it is warm
enough there. But yeah, so Game of two hards, it
was a game show on When did that finish on it?
When it was around last time? Early two thousand, very
early two thousands.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Yeah, she was.
Speaker 4 (21:19):
She was a high rating bonanza And I know that
because I used to be on at nine to thirty.
And I know that because they used to look at
the ratings in those days and at the massive numbers.
Speaker 6 (21:28):
It popped off.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yep as what times this went on seven thirty?
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Wow, we numbers, then seven thirty on a thirsty seventh
thirty on the spot open Yeah, skotspot skas open, Yeah,
seventh thirty.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
It's good, good slot. Nice see it nice slot.
Speaker 6 (21:45):
You can't say naughty things too much.
Speaker 4 (21:48):
No, you can get away with more naughty stuff now
than you ever could.
Speaker 7 (21:51):
I've seen some of the stuff you've gotten away with
on seven sharp lately, Jerry, And yeah that would back
that up.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Yeah good no, because he's dead. Oh oh he killed
us he killed the pussy, got put down. She was
at the end of your line.
Speaker 5 (22:04):
You murdered the pussy.
Speaker 4 (22:06):
I didn't murder Pussy, Smack. I was. I was involved
in the in the putting down of Pussy. I held
Pussy for her last breath, and it was I cried.
It was a sad moment, a sad moment between me
and Pussy and the kids particularly. Never got to say
goodbye anyway, that's another issue. There would have been traumatic
forgiven me for that. Yep, I think that I murdered Pussy.
(22:27):
But still and we're back.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
But I don't think anyone said it if we we want,
have let everyone down in the show, because I don't
think I've said anything horrific.
Speaker 6 (22:41):
No, I was sort of looking for a bit more
from you.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Yeah, you'll find your wayd I had a very intimidating team.
Not I wasn't definitely not intimidated by the guys on
the other side, but just being by Joey, between Joey
Wheeler and MICHAELA.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
Bly intimidated by your own team.
Speaker 1 (22:57):
There's such great specimens though.
Speaker 6 (22:59):
Yeah, Mikaleb Blae came in with her gold medal, which
I think was quite It was a power.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Play and dress like she was going to the Halbergs.
Speaker 6 (23:07):
No, that was a dress she was trying on of
mine earlier before it started.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
She was she wearing a whole so she didn't arrive
in there, she didn't.
Speaker 6 (23:14):
That was she's got an awards?
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Was it a whole to neck?
Speaker 6 (23:18):
It offically, looks like a whole thing was one shoulder
dress when she came. We're talking the dress of the
same what she wore on the show.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
I'm just talking about the thing that everybody has to
wear to the whole b Helbergs. All athletes have to
wear halt necks. Female athletes for some reason, they love
a Halter.
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah on a Holter Tan lines as Aholter, just the
one round just ties up the Yeah, I like a Holter.
Speaker 4 (23:42):
The Hellberg's Halter. It's the home of the Halter traditional.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
I think that's I think it's because the guns you
work so hard to get and Sun.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
She does have great guns. You've got to say, that's
what we're covered up in the blazers. Yeah, that's right,
because we looked, come.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
Does she a Game of two? Has those? What's what
are the pins? Like?
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I don't want.
Speaker 6 (24:05):
No really good pins? Because the dress on before she
was trying fantastic.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
Great but joe Joey Wheels on the show Great New
Zealander and and Great Sea depends. But that's the only
advice they gave to him is dress what you might
wear out, what you'd wear out to dinner.
Speaker 6 (24:22):
That's what he's wearing out to dinner his wife.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
That's what he said.
Speaker 2 (24:25):
They said, what would you wear out to a nice dinner,
and he's like, I'd wear a T shirt and jeans,
and so he just turned up and a T shirt
with a few stains on it, and they were like, well,
what's certing. He goes, well, this is what I would
wear out for dinner.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
I thought, this is Wheeler is a lucky leader.
Speaker 7 (24:38):
It's like they made us get changed but makeup on her.
He walked on out of the car park straight onto
the no makeup, make.
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Up they need.
Speaker 4 (24:47):
No, that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (24:48):
No makeup.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
Yeah, great skin.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
But also I was in the lucky position of having
cheer raisors like because like he's just inside Joey Wheeler.
Yeah if if we're on an even keel, look like
a very little boy.
Speaker 4 (25:02):
Oh wait on no, you've got that long Torso short
leg syndrome. So you're actually sitting down and you look
exactly the right height. You're inside of a car. You
look like you're six foot three. People realize you're not.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
You need to get a smaller car. Actually you might
make it look taller.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
Yeah, yeah, well yeah, well, I mean it's a terrible syndrome.
A lot of people suffer from short legs.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Long.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
If you're driver, it's terrible. If you're buying jeans, yeah, terrible. Yeah,
you end up having to pack her up your because
you end up having to three quarters.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I think it's bullshit that you have to buy pants
and get them hemned une.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
You don't have to your short legs rolling?
Speaker 3 (25:43):
You really are?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
You know it does.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
It's got very short legs. Very short legs.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
Yeah right, short legs quite a chunk, it's quite for
the width of my.
Speaker 6 (25:54):
Get some money back for the amount that it's not.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I'm not going to go down to the bloody Taylor
and get them taken up. You you pay for that,
bloody Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Just jeans.
Speaker 6 (26:04):
Those forty old jeans look great though.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
So how do you feel about the show?
Speaker 3 (26:07):
Laura?
Speaker 1 (26:08):
I thought you were good. I mean, a look behind
the Curtainsy, we've already recorded.
Speaker 6 (26:13):
Shocker.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
No, it was good.
Speaker 6 (26:14):
I had fun. I thought you guys were great because
obviously Man's kept in a Mets captain, so you put
it against each other. How did you feel you both?
Speaker 1 (26:22):
I thought man, I was very good.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Oh, thank you, thank you man?
Speaker 6 (26:25):
What do you think about Mets?
Speaker 5 (26:26):
That terrible?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I just I was you don't catch the bait?
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I don't know you can. I can never tell.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
I know that as soon as we put it up there,
everyone's going to have the same question that I had with.
Speaker 4 (26:42):
I still don't know.
Speaker 5 (26:42):
Where is Barley health retreat?
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Okay, well we's bloody bloody Reggie Reggie?
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Yeah, a bike, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (26:51):
I saw him in here the other day.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
He's in a carfe, isn't he?
Speaker 7 (26:54):
It's still a thing.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
Offers a carfe.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
But you can't think for sure. One thing is sure.
That didn't Afford mark ellis? No, he's on sports?
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Could Afford Lee harder here?
Speaker 3 (27:08):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (27:08):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:09):
Really it's going to be in the show.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Didn't you say? He's asking some questions?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
He blasted on a zoom call.
Speaker 5 (27:16):
Yeah, it's about all you can get out of Lee.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, he was great.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
He was really good.
Speaker 6 (27:21):
Understand what he said.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
No, No, it was sort of a situation.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
I think it was always going to be like that.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
There's nothing new.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
There, but yeah, and Diahinwood makes some appearance as well,
and Jason Hoyd, who else is on.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Might pop in another one to get some questions out
of the a SEC Sporting Almanac.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Initially, Brody Kane isn't there?
Speaker 1 (27:45):
She was on my team.
Speaker 6 (27:46):
He was there.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
Casey was there? Yeah, case he really cause you really
got I don't know that I have surn just turned
on key at one point.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Yeah, you call me Sarah.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
He's a nerd. He would have been studying hard key.
If I know Kezy, he would have been like pounding
the Encyclopedia Britannic a Sport edition.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Yeah, I'm not willing to do much work.
Speaker 7 (28:11):
No shit, No, that's that that will become apparent seven
thirty Thursday.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
But if you're shit, it's actually eight thirty thirty. I
would have said way different. Let's go back and cut
on some seaweeds.
Speaker 6 (28:27):
I'll let you do that.
Speaker 7 (28:28):
Yeah, if we convinced anyone to watch the show in
the last ten minutes, I'll be watching it.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I can't watch it you won't be able to watch it.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
I can't watch myself. No, it makes me feel that
I'm just I'm just thinking. I just think, look, you
fucking smoke ship. That's a whole stack you're putting on there.
Just fucking settled down. Absolute fucking loser.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Your phone, d how's that?
Speaker 1 (28:54):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (28:54):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (28:58):
Who do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (28:58):
It is something that's delivering something to his house, I.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Reckon, Yeah, cool, if I'm not home, just just leave
it at the door.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
To the house. I told you, ottoman, Oh oh have
you worried out? How are you going to get it
up the stairs?
Speaker 1 (29:16):
The ottoman is going to fit through the door.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
I had some well, actually I was in a massive
panic when we were recording game and two hours yesterday
because I had some furniture being delivered to the house.
Speaker 5 (29:28):
A chaise lounge.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
No, it was a it was a sort of a
bar leaner really ramping over a.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
He's running a bar.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
As a four seater bar lena, he's running a tavern
at his house. But I think it was the first
time anything's ever been delivered, So there was so much
contact from the people involved.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
In the end, you want to hear how he got
it up there. He couldn't get it onto the second
story because it couldn't get up the stairs so internally,
so he thought that would be a good idea to
stand on some wheelie bins and try and lift it
onto the type of thing, and that they collapsed. It
was a terrible idea. He didn't think of tipping them
upside down. He keep them wheel up and then finally
(30:09):
devised a pulley system, which involved cutting down some of
his washing line. Yeah, and then using that as a
pulley to pull the thing up.
Speaker 5 (30:20):
It's an ingenious solution.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Your house.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
On the way up, it dragged along the house at
the side of the house quite a bit. What's that?
Speaker 4 (30:28):
I thank you?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yeah. It took me a while to sort out how
to do that, but it worked well. Washing line, Yeah,
terrible state. They had to throw out that. They had
to throw out the washing line.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
So was that the washing line being delivered?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Now I'm gonna have to rethread the washing line with
some I'll be getting a debuttings trade to buy some
new washing line thread is it? That?
Speaker 4 (30:54):
Is it? That plasticy stuff? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, yeah, it was an ideal. I prefer to have
had a rope to pull it up, my my wonder up.
So we'll be talking and there'll be more of this
talk on Game of Two Halves because that's what I
was dealing with, what I was trying to do the show. God,
they can edit, yeah, commit it this yeah, no, we
can delete it.
Speaker 4 (31:15):
Let's delete it. Okay, okay, Well thanks for coming in
you guys. Thanks.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
Are you guys traveling around as a unit doing the promotion?
Speaker 6 (31:22):
Yeah, and I are in a relationship.
Speaker 5 (31:26):
That's what we thought we were here to announce.
Speaker 1 (31:29):
You started with, we totally start your funding with.
Speaker 6 (31:36):
I'm not the pregnant.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Ery.
Speaker 6 (31:40):
Yeah, it's like a twin situation.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
We'll have to come back and tomorrow to talk about it.
Speaker 6 (31:45):
I'm Danny DeVito, but I'm wearing heels today.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
So yeah, that's for sure.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah all right, well, thanks, thank you so much for
coming in, and like I'm really looking forward to seeing
your new show. The a c C Presents The Game
of Two Halves seven thirty eight thirty Thursday Night on
Sky Open and Sky Sport One. Like most things, the
sky get multiple repeats, don't they.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yes, you'll catch it, you catch it, round the around
the round. The free to and Sky happen how good.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
So anyone can watch it, Put then in your pipe
and smoke it tright.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
Delete that.
Speaker 7 (32:22):
Dave.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Hello, I'm Matt Heath.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
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