July 9, 2024 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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had met as a deep thinking, highly intelligent human being.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
The number one.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Best selling are Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the
Life You've Got is available in all good bookstores.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Now, all right, no's get busy, No stop stop, okay, Matt,
So what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Get busy?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's your big opportunity.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Around Sorry, wrap your men around at this time in year.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Okay, yeah, sure, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Your three year anniversary.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Mat, Why yeah, let's get busy.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That was the best you could do. It was just
a lost.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I had someone from matt seat pointing at me for.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was putting on a thing, I was doing a bit.
I was putting on a character.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
What character was that he was playing? Were you playing Debdy?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I was playing? No, I was playing a silly character.
I'm sorry, where are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Why did you throw a mint at me? Mid drum roll, Jerry?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Isn't that a musinix? Is it a small musinix?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I think it. I feel like it's a it's a sint.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, yeah, what is? Why did you?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can get it in my mouth?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You really don't say things like that on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Get it in his mouth?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Can I go? I'll go to the cameras on and
then we'll give us an nextual crack. We're going to
sit here until we get this.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, I think I think. Well, Mesh walks away from
the microphones. It's actually a good time to congratulate him
on us three years at Radio Hedech.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing, isn't it? Three years? Three years
working for free? I mean, nobody's done. This is the
amazing thing. He has worked away quite tirelessly at times.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We've talked a lot of world records on the Madden
Jerry Show. I wonder if this would make the Guinness
Book of World Records. Three years is a.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Longest internship, longest unpaid internship. Are you googling it?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm back, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're just congratulating you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You're congratulating you for being an intern for three years
saying nice things.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, I'll go back and never listening about it that way.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
OK.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Cool, I'll listen to that back later on. Yeah, anyway,
I tuned the cameras on so we could do this
a little bit of a milk trait.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You're going to throw a mint into my mouth and
that's possibly going to get it in my throat and
I'm going to choke on it. So if I choke
on it, can someone pull the pull the Homeleck manual?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I can do the hard could we both do it?
I'll do it from the front.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
That choked on some meat and she's now a nice U.
So you can gotta be careful choking. Choking. That's a
big problem.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Thanks for that little pick me up story. Okay, that
makes me feel great going into this.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
There we get you ready from here around by reader
from your seat?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Do you want under arm over arm?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
However you feel that you're more likely to get it
in my mouth? No?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
This is actually this is a very good time to
bring this up. If this doesn't go in your goal,
but your fault, it's not the thrower's fall. I don't
want any of this kind of like not moving.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh what Yeah, I'm going to stay completely.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Still like one of those clowns at the fear they move.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Mate, I'm not moving.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, Well, how about if you're going to do that
and not move? Yeah, shut your eyes. I want you
to close your eyes. Why why I close my eyes
because if you're not going to move, I just want
to try something.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Don't you biffit up my face? I won't bf as
hard as you can. Don't you dare befit?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Why can't you just do this in good faith? He's
asked you to have a bit of a fun game
to start off the podcast.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Exactly what do you think I'm going to do? Make
get my cock out?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, but just don't biff it up my face. I've
got a TV show to do later on today. Don't
biffit up my face.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Do you think this tiny eclipse mint is going to hurt?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Are we sure it's a month that's that's been sitting
That month has been sitting here for so long. Please
don't get it in my mouth. Actually, here we go. Okay,
so this mont has been sitting here seriously for I'm
going to say two months.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, are you ready longer? So we've got Meshy on
one microphone. He's raising his arm.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Did we decide under over however?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You want Meshis to choose how he wants to. That's
a big mouth, Wells is a very large mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Is massive? Can you give your mouth?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Is not that bad?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Could you put it on the forty five? Plenty of
room to fit anything in the not facing that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Way, facing facing towards him, well turns away. Wells turns
back towards Caddy. Caddy takes ay with a slightly overarm.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Cocked elbow? He's got the mint between.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Say, before you throw this, I've got to put my
tongue in a position that means that the monch can't
go straight down my throat.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah, well, imagine imagine how they feel, mate, they I
mean woman, Caddy cocks the elbow. That's not where your
tongue supposed to sit, mate, that's not going in.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's that's to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Make it sixty second penalty soon, guys, hang on.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Read So why is your tongue having to do that.
There's no way that going down my throat. Okay, well,
I don't notice. Can I go in like that?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well it can go on. Yeah, it might just bounce out,
but it can still go in.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He cocks his elbow.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Hold on, I'll actually just do it normal and we'll
just run the gornlet if it goes down. If you
kill me, I'm gonna be angry. Okay, if you die,
you'll be angry. Okay, that's if you die. I except
that you might be like you're going to get it anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Mouth.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You're coming too close.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You've got you actually your arms extended. You've got to
go behind the microphone.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
That's the way. If I stand back here, yep, still
a fly up.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Please stay with us. We will be coming back to
the actually right now live.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
For those that won't be watching this, I think that
this is about a two meter throw. Yeah yeah, two minutes.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He takes a cox the elbow to Caddy shoots and
the right bicep, he said, the right bicep.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
No, a terrible throw. Fifty don't you dear? That was
a fifty cent of a throw. You dear can you
can you throw me that little thing back? And we're
going to try that again. I'm not accepting that as
our one attempt for the day. That was just there
was another.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You give me one more more are The good news
is it went on the floor, so now Jerry gets
to pick it up off the bear.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
If you would you mind if I use it's.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Going on the floor again.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's a it's a terrible idea. I just whipped it.
What are you really going to throw it again?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's been on the floor twice.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It's now a good time to say something. You've just
thrown that back at me. Yeah, there's no ship, just
gone on my coffee.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
H So do I win?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm pretty sure there's gone on my coffee. I can't
see you anywhere I thought it. Sorry, I was looking
at the desk thinking that mint is not here. Okay,
here we go. We're gonna wrap this up. Here we
go three two, we actually we just take a break
and come back with the final throw. Taking a break.
Come on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
When we're back live right If.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You are just joining us for the first time, would
be strange, But we're here, We're here. You don't need
to reach that we're in the podcast. What about what
was going on before I'm throwing them in?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah? Bring that that elbow before it was cocked right
on the radio. Heard a mic and he's gone, oh.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That felt good that one. We're gonna have to come
back to this tomorrow. I mean, this is great stuff.
This is a new segment. What's in Jury's God? When
you open your God and I just throw stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I tossed into Jerry's gob today?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And you remember how Watson Deddy's Coffee ended with your
downstairs going in the coffee? Yeah, what's in Jerry's gob
came in with fill in the black? Mate?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
What about just his downstairs and tossing into Jerry's God?
It should be called tossing into Jerry's God? And you
toss something different thanto my GB every day every day.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'd love to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well you try to?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Sorry? I just then we finished the scene by you
actually tossing into me one day. That's where we're arking towards.
But it might take us some time to get this.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
This is going out on social So can you just apologize.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
To those that's I don't think that's going out anywhere
is it? This is not being.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Recorded tomorrow on the show. You heard it here first
I thought it was still in the breaking. What did
you decide that we're going to call it tossing?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Tossing into Jerry's gob It makes I mean, it'll win
us an award.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Now, it won't really comes off the tongue.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Thanks, it comes up. It's not allowed to come off
the tongue. What actually has to give them the go?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Do you know what's fun today is during the radio
show we found out that our our clock c l
O c K that tells us how long we've been
talking for isn't working. Oh well, we actually found out,
if you want a full story, that the remote that
runs the clock also runs the TV and when I
went to put the Euro semifinal on the clock cut out.
So we have no idea how long we've been talking
(10:04):
for today. So this podcast could go for as long
as short as we want.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Haven't been going for twenty minutes? Have we be going
for ten?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
How long?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Will be throwing mins to your God?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
For eleven minutes? Eleven seconds?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
So we've still got another eight nine minutes we have
to do at least, so maybe we start, Maybe we
run the first rendition of tossing into Jury's goal right.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Now, tossing. Oh, we have done that, haven't we.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well, that was the that was the kind of planning phase.
I don't know if that was officially. I mean, maybe
we could. Should I find some music.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
For I can do the voice if you want so,
go something like this.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Hold, I just wait one second, just wait, once again,
here we go. Didn't we just find a music bed?
Actually we could all do this together. Yeah, let's just
look for a music bed. I'll play a few. You
can see if you like these, once again, tossing into
Jury's Yeah, I know that's just a cure song. Okay,
that's not good. I'm currently looking through the bed section
that we share with all the radio stations here at
(10:55):
en ZED Meet intro Bead.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
What about this one, charl he's fifty thousand dollars, big
popper or thanks to help ee?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, welcome along to a new segment. It's called tossing
into Jerry's gob Does that work?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
No, because it's another sting for another segment. Okay, let's
get what we need is more of a just like
that that blen that with the Watson Daddy's coffee. Oh,
it's tossing into Jerry's garb.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh you want to use the same image.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I mean, why not?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
It was a successful segment.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Now I believe we still use that beard from the
successful segment Watson Daddy's Coffee during the radio show. So
I think I've got that here. Here we go. It
used to sound like this, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
What's in Daddy's coffee? Yeah, that's it. So this one
would go something like tossing into Jerry's garb. There we go.
I mean that sounds good to me.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
A segment where you and which open your God, Jerry
and I throw something into it and you toss something
into it, all with the plan and three to four
weeks when we wrap the sigma up.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Of actually tossing off into my god.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay, there you go. That was a great brainstorm. I
feel excited about that, and I can't wait to come
to work tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So that's tomorrow, is it?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Well, not the fines, not tomorrow, not the end?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
No, no, not the end.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So it's just going to be a podcast only game,
or are we going to do it? During the FM broadcast.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
This is I feel like this is more of an
FM only game. Oh I think that we could cut
it up and put in the Highlights podcast. Yeah, definitely,
you know, tossing into Jew's God. But I don't know
if just how do you feel like the whole country.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Has to hear it? Can we get a listener involved?
Like so listener calls up on our one hundred and
then they have the choice of two things, and you say,
right today, I can toss off a mint or I've
got a mystery off sherman's friend. Okay, what do you want?
And then the caller says, yeah, take the Fisherman's friend things.
(12:56):
And so they are represented by your toss and then
you tell and if they if they win, then they
win some prizes.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Okay, that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It to twisters.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And then on the finale, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Then they come in, they come in and they toss
you off into your gob Yep, that makes sense. I
mean that's logical conclusion, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
But it is. And that's how these things as you work
is we have bosses that'll go you know, guys, the
segment's been great, but it has to kind of it
has to keep moving that radio works. It's an organism
that has to evolve over to look behind the curtains.
And if things aren't moving on then you got to
shut them down. And no, I mean, look, Pixie Campbell
is going to be stoked that we already have the
end in sight. We know where this is going to go.
We know that it ends with me tossing off in
(13:38):
your gob yep with the help of a listener.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Should we get them in here and just run run them,
run by them early and see what he's see what
he thinks.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'd be interesting. Think that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Should we get it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'll go and get them, Okay, and mash when when
Todd Pixie Cambell comes in, I'm going to need you
to bring up the computer because I've just come up
with an idea for jingle introka for do you want
to do that now?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Or do you want to do that?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll do it. I'll do it as a surprise forever
run including Pixea Campbell.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Okay, sweet, that your fader that obviously you're staying. We've
talked about this a lot. You're sitting at Matt's seat.
That fader that your computer comes through. That's a that's
a kind of break in case of emergency fader. We
try not to play that one too much. It usually
results in ads a multiple tab at the same time situation.
So I'm hoping that you've you know, tabs shut one.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you want me to shut everything out? I want
you to know you don't have well shut mail, because
otherwise it will ding dang bloody email me all the time.
He comes about the show.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Jerry's back and here's Pixy as well.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So Jerry, I've come up with a jingle for the
start of it. So PIXI, you will need your some
have you got there?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You've come up with some?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
There might be are the some in studio? Bout this
thing here is broken. I think that goes through one here,
So that'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
That'll be fun enough to get the job done. Welcome
along to the podcast.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
First of all, Pisi, thank you guys for a while
for a long time, long time listener though really you
love it and go to sleep with Matt and Jerry
pod and away.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
That your cameras lined up, you guys amongst your Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
So so anyway, we're just brainstorming in your idea for
tomorrow's radio show.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, it could be podcast only, but we're thinking if
in broadcast.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay, yep, we just tried something before and it was
it was laugh out loud funny.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
You guys have revived the jingle like sometimes I'm a
kid listening to Bads and Pilko on the radio when
we're singing away about how fantastic life Isn't it makes
me feel good?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Whose Bears and Pilker?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
They were big in Australia, Hose Bears and Pilker, bas
Is Barry and John Pilco, Pilkington. So you see what
they've done there. Okay, they were on They started in Adelaide,
then got the Sydney no WS two WS.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I think she's as maybe you.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
So I've been out of the studio for forty five
seconds making sure the cameras are lined up, and you're
chating about Ozzie Radio, the Bears and.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Pilco and Big Triv, Big Triang, Big Triv.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
And they don't forget I was on the greatest named
radio show ever. Well, Triple Ta's Bad Boys in Pajamas,
Todd and Dave.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
They dressed us.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
In these pajamas to put on the backs of buses
and billboards. Remember Banana's in pajamas that were what on air?
Mate Dave Noonan is former football of six six and
I'm short, and they did one of those little power
got you in the headlock shots and when the pixelation
was put on the bus, I literally had my head
over his downstairs operation and it's just haunted me forever.
(16:51):
The school kids at the bus stop because they'd see
you come out of the station, they just laugh.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Well, speaking of the downstairs operation, Jerry, have you pitched
this new idea?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I did acted while you were getting a team? So
you remember what's in Daddy's coffee? Jesus Christ, I remember what?
I remember It's penultimate moment or was its finale? I
remembered the pdunking what Daddy's coffee? Yeah, that was where
we put something in Daddy's coffee every day in the
(17:19):
I guess what are we trying to do? Well, what
were we trying to show? Yeah, we never knew what
we were doing, but in the different this is different.
So what happened before? As man just tried to chuck
a smint which has been sitting here now on this
(17:41):
part of the desk for two months. What is a
smith like a mint?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Like an eclipsement?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No smint, no kissed you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
And and he just tried to throw it in my
in my mouth. He missed. But it was good radio,
it was good video content. What we thought was maybe
a segment call. And so this is this is how
it would go.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, Now we play a lot of offspring on radio Herdaki,
So I thought this would be a good idea.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Toss him up and to Jermie's God.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And so what Marge does is Mash tosses something and
my God every day and he's got to try and
get it in God. And our listener calls up and
and and basically Mash is tossing for the listener and
then and they and then if he gets it, and
then the listener wins a particular prize and then and
then we are around. We'll do it for some time.
(18:37):
And then in the end he actually does toss off.
Our listener calls out, and oh, listener turns up into
the studio on that day and as it tosses him off,
Oh damn, it doesn't reckon? What do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Look?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Definitely before six thirty, I mean because I tell you,
I know the radio rulls inside and out. I'm literally
balls deep in a dozen emails about and you made
Mash and Joel have strangle sex on it. That's been
the hell of my life. So I'm weaving through that one.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
The last thing you need is another kind.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Of you know, I'm not I'm probably objecting to that
final part, like, but I don't mind the first bit,
you know, catchy title.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Beginning your listener and here and actually tossing Meshy off
into my we'll do it behind like they can be
behind a screen or something.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Well, it's fine for early doors in Matchi's show before six,
anything goes I reckon, okay, and certainly for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I mean you know yeah, So okay, that sounds like
that sounds like a maybe or a year, so.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
A seed with caution, okay, Okay, Well it feels like
we've gone into the shark tank. We've pitched our business idea.
We've gotten some kind of year maybe maybe Now Toddy,
you duck out and we'll discuss it and then we'll
come back to you with another offer. Okay. Is that okay?
It's a pleasure doing business with that.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Mister Campbell, I really look behind the curtain for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
That's there is why he was one half of the dynamic,
the the bad Boys in Pajamas.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
That's exactly why we'll come again you later, Tody.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, that's that is exactly why he was doing that.
He knows he knows good content when he hears it.
So that was a good idea.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
So what do you reckon? In all seriousness? Look, fellas,
I understand that, then maybe getting a listener and to
toss me off into your mouth, Jerry is a finale.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, let's not get let's not get ahead of ourselves.
That's gonna that's gonna come happen. Yeah, I was gonna say, come,
that will happen when it happens. Let's not get to
that point yet.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
What if what if we're worry about your partner Lauren
to be that person rather rather than a listener because
we don't want to involve outside parties, whereas Lauren is
an insage.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Both of the same time, that's a fantastic thanks for
what we're going to do here. I think instead though.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well, if you're listening, I got a mother nurse to.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Say, okay, So that's a go.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
That's a go on.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Wow, are we going to do that tomorrow? Yeah, I
sing into Jerry Army's gone.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What I was just going to say is I think
that we should actually do that the first but it
is actually quite good. Yeah, okay, As I think that
maybe before six thirty tomorrow we'll try this new game.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Listener comes on the line.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
And then I'm throwing for the listener. Yeah, you can commentate.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
If you get it, and then then they win tickets
to Twisters. Yeah easy, Okay, I'm sure Twisters will be
stoked with that.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Well, Twisters is out tomorrow, yeah, so they'll be like,
any publicity is good publicity.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What about you have to twist? You have to go
around and round, you have to spin around and around.
You have to twist thrice and then you throw.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Now you're making the mistake that we've made a lot
on this show before, Jerry, as we get a little
bit carried away. We came up with a great idea
and we might be tending and went into a last
I'd hate that we what you've come up with already
in terms of tossing into Jerry's gob with Bruder on
the commentary, me tossing and then you receiving worth an
open gob. Yeah, it's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Let's monetize it.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I don't know if we need to start twisting for
the movie Twists.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
We're we're in commercial radio here. We need to make
some money out of the segment. We never made any
money out of what's in Daddy's gob. I mean, that's
part of the problem, is why Australian comment director Picts
Cambell wanted it to sort of finish, because there's no
money associate as soon as commercial radio, as soon as
his money associated with it and a client you watch,
that thing will just fly.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
But mate, I had to break it to you. Twisters
has already given us their money.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
You know, we've been giving away tickets for three days, okay,
So I mean, I know added values is always important
because then Twisters the movie might come back in the
future and go how you want to spend some more
money with you? But I suppose a movie only does
come out once.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Maybe there's a small business owner out there at the
moment there's thinking about an opportunity to get in behind
a campaign on radio haacke Key and this is the
campaign that they'd be interested in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
So there's a salad shop in Auckland called Toss, a
toss salid shop on Wellesley Street West.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It's very close, okay, I mean, I see what you've
done with the name Toss.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
How much money do Toss have to spend? I mean,
there's not a lot of people with marketing budget at
the moment.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
There's got to be a business out there. We'll take anything,
We'll take anything. I think that's a great idea. If
we go out to PEXI and say, hey, PIXI, you
know this idea. You weren't stoked with the finale, but
that's just as what it is, you know, fucking tough today.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Mate, Yeah, yeah, he just let's pretend that that bit
of the conversation never happened.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Now, I reckon that's the best move as well. But
if we go to him with, hey, we've got this
company that wants to spend I don't know how much
do you reckon this segment's worth, fellas.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
It depends on how long we do it for. But like,
if we do it for a month, I reckon it's
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I reckon it's more. I reckon it's heading fitty if
we do it every day for four weeks, I reckon
it's fifty.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Okay, right, So are we going to come back tomorrow
whether or not we have a client on board, or
are we just going to.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
We just hope that someone listening reaches out. I mean,
we know a lot of people our own businesses around
We do well.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I mean, do you own a lot of businesses yourself, Jerry,
do you want to get involved maybe something with my
own segment? Do you want to short the market? This
is brought to you by Bedford Liquor and Soda. I mean,
if if need be, maybe bed for Soda.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We give away bar tabs.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, okay, something good, stuffy And people said this podcast
was a load of crap. That is what people were saying.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Were they saying that, yeah, but clearly it's not. Hey,
you've taken the wind right out of my sales. Other
people were loving this.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
No, people said that. People said, you today, your podcast
is an absolute piece of crap. But how could they
say that about today's podcast? There could be no complaints
about that. That's our best work.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Today's podcast is brought to you by Toss dot Co
dotting z, Fresh and Tasty salad's made to order in
Auckland hashtag we give a toss contact us Hello at
toss dot co dot in z.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Okay, there are pay clients. We don't give that kind
of love this podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
It was very money.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Brave you there, ruder on you.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I want to.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Go on.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well you want some free toss sellards.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Finish now made or forever hold your jears.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That's all we've got.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
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You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
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Speaker 4 (26:00):
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Speaker 3 (00:29):
Now, all right, no's get busy, No stop stop, okay, Matt,
So what's up?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Get busy?
Speaker 5 (00:53):
It's your big opportunity.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
Around Sorry, wrap your men around at this time in year.
Speaker 5 (01:04):
Okay, yeah, sure, it's.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Your three year anniversary.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Mat, Why yeah, let's get busy.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
That was the best you could do. It was just
a lost.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
I had someone from matt seat pointing at me for.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
I was putting on a thing, I was doing a bit.
I was putting on a character.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
What character was that he was playing? Were you playing Debdy?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I was playing? No, I was playing a silly character.
I'm sorry, where are you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Why did you throw a mint at me? Mid drum roll, Jerry?
That's what I want to know.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Isn't that a musinix? Is it a small musinix?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
I think it. I feel like it's a it's a sint.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yeah, yeah, what is? Why did you?
Speaker 4 (02:00):
You can get it in my mouth?
Speaker 5 (02:01):
You really don't say things like that on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Get it in his mouth?
Speaker 5 (02:05):
Can I go? I'll go to the cameras on and
then we'll give us an nextual crack. We're going to
sit here until we get this.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Okay, I think I think. Well, Mesh walks away from
the microphones. It's actually a good time to congratulate him
on us three years at Radio Hedech.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, it's pretty amazing, isn't it? Three years? Three years
working for free? I mean, nobody's done. This is the
amazing thing. He has worked away quite tirelessly at times.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
We've talked a lot of world records on the Madden
Jerry Show. I wonder if this would make the Guinness
Book of World Records. Three years is a.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Longest internship, longest unpaid internship. Are you googling it?
Speaker 5 (02:41):
I'm back, what's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You're just congratulating you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
You're congratulating you for being an intern for three years
saying nice things.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Yeah, I'll go back and never listening about it that way.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
OK.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Cool, I'll listen to that back later on. Yeah, anyway,
I tuned the cameras on so we could do this
a little bit of a milk trait.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
You're going to throw a mint into my mouth and
that's possibly going to get it in my throat and
I'm going to choke on it. So if I choke
on it, can someone pull the pull the Homeleck manual?
Speaker 2 (03:05):
I can do the hard could we both do it?
I'll do it from the front.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
That choked on some meat and she's now a nice U.
So you can gotta be careful choking. Choking. That's a
big problem.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Thanks for that little pick me up story. Okay, that
makes me feel great going into this.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
There we get you ready from here around by reader
from your seat?
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Do you want under arm over arm?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
However you feel that you're more likely to get it
in my mouth? No?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
This is actually this is a very good time to
bring this up. If this doesn't go in your goal,
but your fault, it's not the thrower's fall. I don't
want any of this kind of like not moving.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Oh what Yeah, I'm going to stay completely.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Still like one of those clowns at the fear they move.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Mate, I'm not moving.
Speaker 5 (03:48):
Okay, Well, how about if you're going to do that
and not move? Yeah, shut your eyes. I want you
to close your eyes. Why why I close my eyes
because if you're not going to move, I just want
to try something.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Don't you biffit up my face? I won't bf as
hard as you can. Don't you dare befit?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Why can't you just do this in good faith? He's
asked you to have a bit of a fun game
to start off the podcast.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Exactly what do you think I'm going to do? Make
get my cock out?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
No, but just don't biff it up my face. I've
got a TV show to do later on today. Don't
biffit up my face.
Speaker 5 (04:19):
Do you think this tiny eclipse mint is going to hurt?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Are we sure it's a month that's that's been sitting
That month has been sitting here for so long. Please
don't get it in my mouth. Actually, here we go. Okay,
so this mont has been sitting here seriously for I'm
going to say two months.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Okay, are you ready longer? So we've got Meshy on
one microphone. He's raising his arm.
Speaker 5 (04:39):
Did we decide under over however?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You want Meshis to choose how he wants to. That's
a big mouth, Wells is a very large mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Is massive? Can you give your mouth?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Is not that bad?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Could you put it on the forty five? Plenty of
room to fit anything in the not facing that.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Way, facing facing towards him, well turns away. Wells turns
back towards Caddy. Caddy takes ay with a slightly overarm.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Are you ready?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Cocked elbow? He's got the mint between.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
Say, before you throw this, I've got to put my
tongue in a position that means that the monch can't
go straight down my throat.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah, well, imagine imagine how they feel, mate, they I
mean woman, Caddy cocks the elbow. That's not where your
tongue supposed to sit, mate, that's not going in.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
That's that's to.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Make it sixty second penalty soon, guys, hang on.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Read So why is your tongue having to do that.
There's no way that going down my throat. Okay, well,
I don't notice. Can I go in like that?
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well it can go on. Yeah, it might just bounce out,
but it can still go in.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
He cocks his elbow.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Hold on, I'll actually just do it normal and we'll
just run the gornlet if it goes down. If you
kill me, I'm gonna be angry. Okay, if you die,
you'll be angry. Okay, that's if you die. I except
that you might be like you're going to get it anyway.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Mouth.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
You're coming too close.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
You've got you actually your arms extended. You've got to
go behind the microphone.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
That's the way. If I stand back here, yep, still
a fly up.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
Please stay with us. We will be coming back to
the actually right now live.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
For those that won't be watching this, I think that
this is about a two meter throw. Yeah yeah, two minutes.
Speaker 7 (06:32):
Ye.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
He takes a cox the elbow to Caddy shoots and
the right bicep, he said, the right bicep.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
No, a terrible throw. Fifty don't you dear? That was
a fifty cent of a throw. You dear can you
can you throw me that little thing back? And we're
going to try that again. I'm not accepting that as
our one attempt for the day. That was just there
was another.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You give me one more more are The good news
is it went on the floor, so now Jerry gets
to pick it up off the bear.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
If you would you mind if I use it's.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Going on the floor again.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
It's a it's a terrible idea. I just whipped it.
What are you really going to throw it again?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's been on the floor twice.
Speaker 5 (07:18):
It's now a good time to say something. You've just
thrown that back at me. Yeah, there's no ship, just
gone on my coffee.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
H So do I win?
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I'm pretty sure there's gone on my coffee. I can't
see you anywhere I thought it. Sorry, I was looking
at the desk thinking that mint is not here. Okay,
here we go. We're gonna wrap this up. Here we
go three two, we actually we just take a break
and come back with the final throw. Taking a break.
Come on.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
When we're back live right If.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
You are just joining us for the first time, would
be strange, But we're here, We're here. You don't need
to reach that we're in the podcast. What about what
was going on before I'm throwing them in?
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah? Bring that that elbow before it was cocked right
on the radio. Heard a mic and he's gone, oh.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That was pretty good.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
That felt good that one. We're gonna have to come
back to this tomorrow. I mean, this is great stuff.
This is a new segment. What's in Jury's God? When
you open your God and I just throw stuff?
Speaker 2 (08:26):
I tossed into Jerry's gob today?
Speaker 5 (08:28):
And you remember how Watson Deddy's Coffee ended with your
downstairs going in the coffee? Yeah, what's in Jerry's gob
came in with fill in the black? Mate?
Speaker 4 (08:39):
What about just his downstairs and tossing into Jerry's God?
It should be called tossing into Jerry's God? And you
toss something different thanto my GB every day every day.
Speaker 5 (08:50):
I'd love to do that.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Well you try to?
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Yeah, and then.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Sorry?
Speaker 5 (08:57):
What did you say?
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Sorry? I just then we finished the scene by you
actually tossing into me one day. That's where we're arking towards.
But it might take us some time to get this.
Speaker 5 (09:07):
This is going out on social So can you just apologize.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
To those that's I don't think that's going out anywhere
is it? This is not being.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
Recorded tomorrow on the show. You heard it here first
I thought it was still in the breaking. What did
you decide that we're going to call it tossing?
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Tossing into Jerry's gob It makes I mean, it'll win
us an award.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Now, it won't really comes off the tongue.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Thanks, it comes up. It's not allowed to come off
the tongue. What actually has to give them the go?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Do you know what's fun today is during the radio
show we found out that our our clock c l
O c K that tells us how long we've been
talking for isn't working. Oh well, we actually found out,
if you want a full story, that the remote that
runs the clock also runs the TV and when I
went to put the Euro semifinal on the clock cut out.
So we have no idea how long we've been talking
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for today. So this podcast could go for as long
as short as we want.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Haven't been going for twenty minutes? Have we be going
for ten?
Speaker 3 (10:09):
How long?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
Will be throwing mins to your God?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
For eleven minutes? Eleven seconds?
Speaker 5 (10:13):
So we've still got another eight nine minutes we have
to do at least, so maybe we start, Maybe we
run the first rendition of tossing into Jury's goal right.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Now, tossing. Oh, we have done that, haven't we.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Well, that was the that was the kind of planning phase.
I don't know if that was officially. I mean, maybe
we could. Should I find some music.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
For I can do the voice if you want so,
go something like this.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
Hold, I just wait one second, just wait, once again,
here we go. Didn't we just find a music bed?
Actually we could all do this together. Yeah, let's just
look for a music bed. I'll play a few. You
can see if you like these, once again, tossing into
Jury's Yeah, I know that's just a cure song. Okay,
that's not good. I'm currently looking through the bed section
that we share with all the radio stations here at
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en ZED Meet intro Bead.
Speaker 8 (10:56):
What about this one, charl he's fifty thousand dollars, big
popper or thanks to help ee?
Speaker 5 (11:07):
Yeah, welcome along to a new segment. It's called tossing
into Jerry's gob Does that work?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
No, because it's another sting for another segment. Okay, let's
get what we need is more of a just like
that that blen that with the Watson Daddy's coffee. Oh,
it's tossing into Jerry's garb.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Oh you want to use the same image.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I mean, why not?
Speaker 5 (11:28):
That's fine.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
It was a successful segment.
Speaker 5 (11:30):
Now I believe we still use that beard from the
successful segment Watson Daddy's Coffee during the radio show. So
I think I've got that here. Here we go. It
used to sound like this, didn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
What's in Daddy's coffee? Yeah, that's it. So this one
would go something like tossing into Jerry's garb. There we go.
I mean that sounds good to me.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
A segment where you and which open your God, Jerry
and I throw something into it and you toss something
into it, all with the plan and three to four
weeks when we wrap the sigma up.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Of actually tossing off into my god.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay, there you go. That was a great brainstorm. I
feel excited about that, and I can't wait to come
to work tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
So that's tomorrow, is it?
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Well, not the fines, not tomorrow, not the end?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
No, no, not the end.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
So it's just going to be a podcast only game,
or are we going to do it? During the FM broadcast.
Speaker 5 (12:20):
This is I feel like this is more of an
FM only game. Oh I think that we could cut
it up and put in the Highlights podcast. Yeah, definitely,
you know, tossing into Jew's God. But I don't know
if just how do you feel like the whole country.
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Has to hear it? Can we get a listener involved?
Like so listener calls up on our one hundred and
then they have the choice of two things, and you say,
right today, I can toss off a mint or I've
got a mystery off sherman's friend. Okay, what do you want?
And then the caller says, yeah, take the Fisherman's friend things.
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And so they are represented by your toss and then
you tell and if they if they win, then they
win some prizes.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
Okay, that's fantastic.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
It to twisters.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
And then on the finale, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Then they come in, they come in and they toss
you off into your gob Yep, that makes sense. I
mean that's logical conclusion, isn't it?
Speaker 5 (13:16):
But it is. And that's how these things as you work
is we have bosses that'll go you know, guys, the
segment's been great, but it has to kind of it
has to keep moving that radio works. It's an organism
that has to evolve over to look behind the curtains.
And if things aren't moving on then you got to
shut them down. And no, I mean, look, Pixie Campbell
is going to be stoked that we already have the
end in sight. We know where this is going to go.
We know that it ends with me tossing off in
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your gob yep with the help of a listener.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Should we get them in here and just run run them,
run by them early and see what he's see what
he thinks.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I'd be interesting. Think that's a good idea.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Should we get it?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I'll go and get them, Okay, and mash when when
Todd Pixie Cambell comes in, I'm going to need you
to bring up the computer because I've just come up
with an idea for jingle introka for do you want
to do that now?
Speaker 5 (14:02):
Or do you want to do that?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
I'll do it. I'll do it as a surprise forever
run including Pixea Campbell.
Speaker 5 (14:08):
Okay, sweet, that your fader that obviously you're staying. We've
talked about this a lot. You're sitting at Matt's seat.
That fader that your computer comes through. That's a that's
a kind of break in case of emergency fader. We
try not to play that one too much. It usually
results in ads a multiple tab at the same time situation.
So I'm hoping that you've you know, tabs shut one.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Do you want me to shut everything out? I want
you to know you don't have well shut mail, because
otherwise it will ding dang bloody email me all the time.
He comes about the show.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
Jerry's back and here's Pixy as well.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
So Jerry, I've come up with a jingle for the
start of it. So PIXI, you will need your some
have you got there?
Speaker 5 (14:51):
You've come up with some?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
There might be are the some in studio? Bout this
thing here is broken. I think that goes through one here,
So that'll be fine.
Speaker 5 (14:59):
That'll be fun enough to get the job done. Welcome
along to the podcast.
Speaker 8 (15:02):
First of all, Pisi, thank you guys for a while
for a long time, long time listener though really you
love it and go to sleep with Matt and Jerry
pod and away.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
That your cameras lined up, you guys amongst your Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
So so anyway, we're just brainstorming in your idea for
tomorrow's radio show.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, it could be podcast only, but we're thinking if
in broadcast.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Okay, yep, we just tried something before and it was
it was laugh out loud funny.
Speaker 9 (15:32):
You guys have revived the jingle like sometimes I'm a
kid listening to Bads and Pilko on the radio when
we're singing away about how fantastic life Isn't it makes
me feel good?
Speaker 4 (15:42):
Whose Bears and Pilker?
Speaker 9 (15:44):
They were big in Australia, Hose Bears and Pilker, bas
Is Barry and John Pilco, Pilkington. So you see what
they've done there. Okay, they were on They started in Adelaide,
then got the Sydney no WS two WS.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I think she's as maybe you.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
So I've been out of the studio for forty five
seconds making sure the cameras are lined up, and you're
chating about Ozzie Radio, the Bears and.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Pilco and Big Triv, Big Triang, Big Triv.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
And they don't forget I was on the greatest named
radio show ever. Well, Triple Ta's Bad Boys in Pajamas,
Todd and Dave.
Speaker 4 (16:25):
Radio.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
They dressed us.
Speaker 9 (16:28):
In these pajamas to put on the backs of buses
and billboards. Remember Banana's in pajamas that were what on air?
Mate Dave Noonan is former football of six six and
I'm short, and they did one of those little power
got you in the headlock shots and when the pixelation
was put on the bus, I literally had my head
over his downstairs operation and it's just haunted me forever.
(16:51):
The school kids at the bus stop because they'd see
you come out of the station, they just laugh.
Speaker 5 (16:54):
Well, speaking of the downstairs operation, Jerry, have you pitched
this new idea?
Speaker 4 (16:59):
I did acted while you were getting a team? So
you remember what's in Daddy's coffee? Jesus Christ, I remember what?
I remember It's penultimate moment or was its finale? I
remembered the pdunking what Daddy's coffee? Yeah, that was where
we put something in Daddy's coffee every day in the
(17:19):
I guess what are we trying to do? Well, what
were we trying to show? Yeah, we never knew what
we were doing, but in the different this is different.
So what happened before? As man just tried to chuck
a smint which has been sitting here now on this
(17:41):
part of the desk for two months. What is a
smith like a mint?
Speaker 5 (17:45):
Like an eclipsement?
Speaker 2 (17:46):
No smint, no kissed you?
Speaker 4 (17:48):
And and he just tried to throw it in my
in my mouth. He missed. But it was good radio,
it was good video content. What we thought was maybe
a segment call. And so this is this is how
it would go.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Okay, Now we play a lot of offspring on radio Herdaki,
So I thought this would be a good idea.
Speaker 5 (18:13):
Toss him up and to Jermie's God.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
And so what Marge does is Mash tosses something and
my God every day and he's got to try and
get it in God. And our listener calls up and
and and basically Mash is tossing for the listener and
then and they and then if he gets it, and
then the listener wins a particular prize and then and
then we are around. We'll do it for some time.
(18:37):
And then in the end he actually does toss off.
Our listener calls out, and oh, listener turns up into
the studio on that day and as it tosses him off,
Oh damn, it doesn't reckon? What do you reckon?
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Look?
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Definitely before six thirty, I mean because I tell you,
I know the radio rulls inside and out. I'm literally
balls deep in a dozen emails about and you made
Mash and Joel have strangle sex on it. That's been
the hell of my life. So I'm weaving through that one.
Speaker 5 (19:07):
The last thing you need is another kind.
Speaker 9 (19:10):
Of you know, I'm not I'm probably objecting to that
final part, like, but I don't mind the first bit,
you know, catchy title.
Speaker 4 (19:19):
Beginning your listener and here and actually tossing Meshy off
into my we'll do it behind like they can be
behind a screen or something.
Speaker 9 (19:26):
Well, it's fine for early doors in Matchi's show before six,
anything goes I reckon, okay, and certainly for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
I mean you know yeah, So okay, that sounds like
that sounds like a maybe or a year, so.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
A seed with caution, okay, Okay, Well it feels like
we've gone into the shark tank. We've pitched our business idea.
We've gotten some kind of year maybe maybe Now Toddy,
you duck out and we'll discuss it and then we'll
come back to you with another offer. Okay. Is that okay?
It's a pleasure doing business with that.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Thank you.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
Mister Campbell, I really look behind the curtain for the podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
That's there is why he was one half of the dynamic,
the the bad Boys in Pajamas.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
That's exactly why we'll come again you later, Tody.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
Yeah, that's that is exactly why he was doing that.
He knows he knows good content when he hears it.
So that was a good idea.
Speaker 5 (20:18):
So what do you reckon? In all seriousness? Look, fellas,
I understand that, then maybe getting a listener and to
toss me off into your mouth, Jerry is a finale.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, let's not get let's not get ahead of ourselves.
That's gonna that's gonna come happen. Yeah, I was gonna say, come,
that will happen when it happens. Let's not get to
that point yet.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
What if what if we're worry about your partner Lauren
to be that person rather rather than a listener because
we don't want to involve outside parties, whereas Lauren is
an insage.
Speaker 5 (20:46):
Both of the same time, that's a fantastic thanks for
what we're going to do here. I think instead though.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Well, if you're listening, I got a mother nurse to.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Say, okay, So that's a go.
Speaker 4 (20:59):
That's a go on.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
Wow, are we going to do that tomorrow? Yeah, I
sing into Jerry Army's gone.
Speaker 5 (21:09):
What I was just going to say is I think
that we should actually do that the first but it
is actually quite good. Yeah, okay, As I think that
maybe before six thirty tomorrow we'll try this new game.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
Listener comes on the line.
Speaker 5 (21:19):
And then I'm throwing for the listener. Yeah, you can commentate.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
If you get it, and then then they win tickets
to Twisters. Yeah easy, Okay, I'm sure Twisters will be
stoked with that.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
Well, Twisters is out tomorrow, yeah, so they'll be like,
any publicity is good publicity.
Speaker 4 (21:39):
What about you have to twist? You have to go
around and round, you have to spin around and around.
You have to twist thrice and then you throw.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Now you're making the mistake that we've made a lot
on this show before, Jerry, as we get a little
bit carried away. We came up with a great idea
and we might be tending and went into a last
I'd hate that we what you've come up with already
in terms of tossing into Jerry's gob with Bruder on
the commentary, me tossing and then you receiving worth an
open gob. Yeah, it's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
Let's monetize it.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
I don't know if we need to start twisting for
the movie Twists.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
We're we're in commercial radio here. We need to make
some money out of the segment. We never made any
money out of what's in Daddy's gob. I mean, that's
part of the problem, is why Australian comment director Picts
Cambell wanted it to sort of finish, because there's no
money associate as soon as commercial radio, as soon as
his money associated with it and a client you watch,
that thing will just fly.
Speaker 5 (22:30):
But mate, I had to break it to you. Twisters
has already given us their money.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Ah.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
You know, we've been giving away tickets for three days, okay,
So I mean, I know added values is always important
because then Twisters the movie might come back in the
future and go how you want to spend some more
money with you? But I suppose a movie only does
come out once.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Maybe there's a small business owner out there at the
moment there's thinking about an opportunity to get in behind
a campaign on radio haacke Key and this is the
campaign that they'd be interested in.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
So there's a salad shop in Auckland called Toss, a
toss salid shop on Wellesley Street West.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It's very close, okay, I mean, I see what you've
done with the name Toss.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
How much money do Toss have to spend? I mean,
there's not a lot of people with marketing budget at
the moment.
Speaker 5 (23:12):
There's got to be a business out there. We'll take anything,
We'll take anything. I think that's a great idea. If
we go out to PEXI and say, hey, PIXI, you
know this idea. You weren't stoked with the finale, but
that's just as what it is, you know, fucking tough today.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Mate, Yeah, yeah, he just let's pretend that that bit
of the conversation never happened.
Speaker 5 (23:28):
Now, I reckon that's the best move as well. But
if we go to him with, hey, we've got this
company that wants to spend I don't know how much
do you reckon this segment's worth, fellas.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
It depends on how long we do it for. But like,
if we do it for a month, I reckon it's
ten thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
I reckon it's more. I reckon it's heading fitty if
we do it every day for four weeks, I reckon
it's fifty.
Speaker 5 (23:50):
Okay, right, So are we going to come back tomorrow
whether or not we have a client on board, or
are we just going to.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
We just hope that someone listening reaches out. I mean,
we know a lot of people our own businesses around
We do well.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
I mean, do you own a lot of businesses yourself, Jerry,
do you want to get involved maybe something with my
own segment? Do you want to short the market? This
is brought to you by Bedford Liquor and Soda. I mean,
if if need be, maybe bed for Soda.
Speaker 2 (24:15):
We give away bar tabs.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Yeah, okay, something good, stuffy And people said this podcast
was a load of crap. That is what people were saying.
Speaker 5 (24:27):
Were they saying that, yeah, but clearly it's not. Hey,
you've taken the wind right out of my sales. Other
people were loving this.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
No, people said that. People said, you today, your podcast
is an absolute piece of crap. But how could they
say that about today's podcast? There could be no complaints
about that. That's our best work.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
Today's podcast is brought to you by Toss dot Co
dotting z, Fresh and Tasty salad's made to order in
Auckland hashtag we give a toss contact us Hello at
toss dot co dot in z.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Okay, there are pay clients. We don't give that kind
of love this podcast.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
It was very money.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Brave you there, ruder on you.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
Good on you.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
I want to.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Go on.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
Well you want some free toss sellards.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
Finish now made or forever hold your jears.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
That's all we've got.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Okay, okay, all right, all right, hello, I'm Matt Heath.
You have been listening to the Matt and Jerry Daily
Bespoke podcast. Right now you can listen to our Radio
Highlights podcast, which you will absolutely get barred up about anyway,
sit to download, like, subscribe, write, review, all those great things.
It really helps myself and Jerry and to a lesser extent,
(25:36):
mess and ruder. If you want to discuss anything raised
in this pod, check out the Conclave, a Matt and
Jerry Facebook discussion group. And while I'm plugging stuff, my
book Are Lifeless Punishing Thirteen Ways to Love the Life
You've Got is out now get it wherever you get
your books, or just google the bastard anyway you seem busy,
I'll let you go, bless blessed, blessed.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Give them a taste of key we from me
Speaker 4 (26:00):
Well
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