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You are listening to kid Chris offAir. Hey, ho, what up?
It's uh August first here, welcometo the off Air Podcast. I
put out on Twitter and stuff.I'm taking phone calls and all that,
and already I see that I thinkthis is Is this our buddy Janey?
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Hey, kid on time, we'lltalk to I know this is Janie back
Yeah, Jae obsber is a matterof fact, Well okay, yeah,
so Jennie. Let me let meupdate everybody. Jennie used to call our
show and come into our show inSacramento. Yeah, and she used to
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call into our show here in Cincinnatiearly in the morning. Right. We
began in December two thousand and one. Yeah. Now, Jenny claimed when
she would call our show that shewas the daughter of Gene Simmons. Right,
No, the real girl behind thesong Janey's Got a Gun by Errol
Smith. I remember, I wantedto be taken seriously. Yeah, so
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you guys said, come into theshow, we'll shave you. Now.
What was the tie in with GeneSimmons though? What was that? Oh?
I wrote a letter to Gene Simmonsin eighty seven because I got sick
at tired of his arrogant mouth,and I just put rug in the letter
instead of scolding him, and toldhim, you know what, I've been
a Kiss fan for years, andI told him about the abuse of my
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childhood. I mentioned Errol Smith becauseSteven Tyler had shown his face on some
show Behind the Music, whatever itwas, and you could see his skeleton
through his space, and I said, Gene, he's going to die.
Go get him. Apparently they hadalready began there, you know, recovery
from drugs before I ever wrote theletter. You know, I love Steven
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Tyler. I grew up with thatmusic, and I who want to lose
him? And then the abuse ofmy childhood. I was molested by my
mother's boyfriend when I was ten yearsold. The molest station lasted two year
years. We didn't prosecute him forwhat he did. We moved five hundred
miles to get away from him,and when we moved he was there.
Why because he was studying to gethis chiropractic license and he had to go
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to Sacramento from LA to get hisfor his state board exam to get his
license. He did it to anothergirl and now he's on the Megan's List.
Megan's Lost sex admitted profile lists inCarmichael, California, and wherever he
moves to. I'll know you havea register every year. How long have
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you been clean? Two years?Because he used to call my show and
we would ask you if you're ondrugs? Did you would say no?
A couple of times I said yes, though, didn't I? Well,
that time you admitted, well,you admitted that you smoked math with your
daughter, yes, which she was. You know, I caught her with
it. What am I going todo? We're on the road, it's
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late at night. You know,it's like, okay, let's do it.
Is she clean? Not like Iintroduced her to it. He's clean.
She's doing real well. She's inhim and she's living in Nevada.
She has two children. She's plainas a whistle. How long, oh
god, longer than me. She'sgot about five or six years under her
belt. Okay, she's doing reallygood. She's so healthy and beautiful.
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There was that time he called intomy show in Sacramento and then the father
of your son called in, andyou guys got to do a fight.
Steve right, yeah, Steve,Yeah, we could say his last name.
He used to have his own show. Well I don't know his last
name, so but whatever, Butdid now you have a son with him,
right, yeah, My son,Darryl has molested my grandbabies, my
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granddaughters five years ago. The nocontact order the mother put on him is
up, getting ready to go downand renew it. So well, I
didn't raise him like that. I'mtelling you to his father. So five,
your son molested? Who molested hisown daughters? My granddaughters. He's
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got three of them. So don'tyou don't talk, You don't talk to
your son. I disowned him theminute I found out, and his first
victim he was feeling up her breastson his couch. She is a woman
that married my son. I'm stillin In fact, we talked on her
phone last night for over an hour. She's doing great. She's got a
bunch of foster kids brunning around.She's a registered nurse. She's doing good.
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She put him, he was inthe military at the time, and
she put him into Erry prison forabout seven months pending a trial. And
my daughter didn't want to believe theworst about her brother, so she went
up and testified against the entire familyon his behalf and now she's been disowned
by them. Now, Jadie,what drugs were you doing? Math?
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What else? Did cope? Fora bit? Mostly marijuana. I'm still
doing marijuana, but i'm eating itnow. Yeah. Lungs they're not designed
for smoking and lung tiss. Shedoes not glow back. Right now,
I'm trying to get ahold of Paul'sfamily and what are you going to plan?
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What are you going to say?I have a plan to squash that
whole Kiss worships the devil bullcrap onceand for all. I've had it.
They don't worship the devil. There'sa big difference between theatrical rock and devil
worship. And there's still people outthere saying that. I can't believe it.
Why do you want to bother Stanley? Why do you want to bother
Paul Stanley with that? I thinkit's on his mind if you read his
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book. No, he's pissed.He's pissed, and I don't blame him.
Did you go to rehab? I'mliving in a clean and sober as
we speak. I'm laying up herein my bed. I paid four twenty
five a month utilities included, andI get free WI Fi and Internet?
Do you have sex smart TV?Do you have sex with the men?
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There? No? When was thelast time he had sex Jane? About
two weeks ago? Oh? Who'sthe lucky guy? Twenty year old?
Fool name Ryan? Did he dogood? Long blonde hair, beautiful,
not a brain cell and his freakingskull? Did he do it good?
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Did he tear it up? So? What's the topic. Are we gonna
talk about Britney spears tits or what? Yes? What about him? I
think I got a picture on yourwebsite. How do we know that's hurt?
She's got her face hurt up?How do we know that's hurt?
It's her? It was from herface or her Instagram? Do you want
to do the duty? I thinkit was van Halen that got away was
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coming out with an album in theeighties title fuck So lawful carnal knowledge?
What does what does it take fora guy to get anal from? Janey?
Take us through it? Janey,go ahead, ask, just ask,
just ask. So if I wasin Washington visiting, I was,
I saw you, We went toStarbucks and stuff. I said, Hey,
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Jenny, I would really like tohave anal with you. What would
you say? I'd say, well, let's get in the car and go
Nate doing it in the middle ofthe Starbucks. That's how you get arrested,
Jennie. I'll do my best toget a hold of of Steven Tyler
and Jeane Simmons and those fuckers foryou, Okay, he said it on
the air. I considered a promise. Yeah, I'll do what I can.
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Thank you. Finally, how comeyou resisted me for so long because
I was mad? Yes, butI like that and a girl that doesn't.
That's really well I would in thebedroom for sure. That's really a
turn out that you do anal.Is it all right, Jennie? Thanks
for having me on the show,kid, Bye bye? Holy fuck,
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that's a lot to take in.Let's go through. Well. The real
shock was that shit about her sonnow back at Sacramento. Her ex Steve
called in and fought with her aboutthe sun on my show. That shit
was awesome, and they got intoa pretty hardcore I thought there was gonna
be fucking like. I thought,shit, they we're gonna come and get
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the tape for court and all thatshit. That's how fucked up it got.
Anyhow, she accused him of allkinds of shit and oh it's back
and forth. I have the tapesomewhere, and that's awesome anyways. But
to hear her say that about herson too, molesting his own kids and
all, Holy fuck. Now Isee. I'm sorry. This is perfect.
Two awesome calls. Jim the regular, I'm sorry I couldn't get to
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you right away. I was talkingto crazy Janey there. I don't care
about anybody but me. Thank you. Anyway, I just want to let
you know I came into the twentyfirst century. I went on a dating
map site. Wow, Now,haven't you learned your lesson? Didn't you
rob two banks to pay a coupleof bitches back? Yes or no?
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I will neither confirm. Okay,so now you're diving right back to that
pool. So what do you whatare you gonna You're gonna get yourself a
check and be right back in jail, you know, as soon as you
put it that way, you know, I think I think I have to
reassess this moves. Have you hadany action on those uh? Those sites?
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Nah? They're really weird, man. A lot of these broads there's
stalkers. Uh. Everybody out inColorado seems to be either gun toting a
hike and motherfucker, or in theJesus. They are all in the Jesus.
I need a Christian man. Thehell you do? Lady, just
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say you are You're only in itfor a hit and run. What do
you want to get married again?Oh no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, notat all. So why do you
care? What good point? Ithink? I lie? You know,
I got in enough trouble by lyingbefore. So you know, did you
rob that bike? Oh no,sir, no, I have nothing.
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Hey yeah, take take us throughthat like, wol you what do you
got busted? Did they come toyour house? Now? They came into
my office? Oh? Shit,at your job? So did you?
Yeah? But it was the itwas the end of the day. It
was five o'clock. I hear thefront door open. Everybody had already gone
for the day because I found outlater they told everybody to clear out.
Oh so I hear these guys comein and suddenly and in my doorway is
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guy's holding a glock at me andsays freeze, motherfucker. And then I
ship my pants right there, andthere were four more behind them, all
with their clocks out. I waslike, uh, no, I do
only but there were cops right theyhad They said they were cops I had,
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I had FBI, I had Jerseycops, I had Delaware cops.
Wow, oh yeah I was.I was totally fucked. So they come
in. The FBI guy goes,you know why we're here, right,
And of course I responded correctly,I have no no clue, sir?
Did you guys like, did yourattorney tell you? Did your attorney tell
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you? That was the right thingto say, Well, here's what happened
now, and these are these motherfucker'swork. They came in, so I
said, no, no, Idon't know. They took me over to
the police station. They really startedgrilling me, and I said, you
know, I think this is whereI need a lawyer. And these guys
went ballistic. Honest to god,I thought they were gonna punch me out
right there. So then everything calmeddown and they send in the guy from
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Delaware and he sits down and hegoes, sir, you know, unless
you tell us what's going on,we're gonna have to go down to your
residence and you know, talk toyour wife, talk to your mother in
law, talk to your kids,start to the whole neighborhood. Yeah,
I was like, oh, youknow, I don't want any of that
ship. Yeah, here you go, I can out. So I did
this, you know with those motherOh yeah, i'd folded, but I
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learned because just lying motherfuckers they wentdown there. Anyway. They accused my
ex wife of knowing everything I wasdoing. Yeah, but you're okay with
that. You should have said,yeah, yeah she did. Yeah she
was a getaway driver. Yeah she'swould it drove me my eyes are bad?
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Yeah, that would have been hilarious. I rolled over and then I
get all the information and I findout the one Robbie. They had no
clue who the hell I was,had no clue that wrong car, wrong
description, wrong everything. Wow.But uh yeah, it was well.
I remember, I remember when ithappened. I started getting emails and people
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on Twitter sending me your mug shotand all that shit. There's one point
where there was a picture of youfrom from jail and you had like long
hair and a long mustache at onepoint. Oh yeah, yeah, for
robbing two banks, you got apretty good, uh, pretty good deal
because Blake only robbed one and hewas in about the same amount of time.
Yeah, well, Blake's an idiot. Yeah, okay, that's number
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one. Number two, we'll seeover in Jersey, I got screwed because
who's that the old governor that wehad, Whitman, Christy Whitman, passed
that No Early Release Act MIRA,which means I had to serve eighty five
percent of my sentence no matter what. Whereas in the old days, they
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give me a sentence and I'd beout of two or three years, right,
yeah, all that shit, Butno Jersey, damn, you have
to serve it all. Did yousee or hear any gay sex? Go
ahead? Oh yeah, and thenthen you hear the cops going in and
just beating the shit out of peoplebecause they're having sex. Yeah. Oh,
they didn't want any of that gaystuff. Why no, no,
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not that's let's these are all MAJOguys, all kinds of roided up,
the cops. Yeah, and theyall they just didn't want any part of
it. How graphic? What like? How close were you did you actually
see people having sex? I walkedwhen I was working in the UH.
I was working in the kitchen andwhere we made the food for everybody,
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and back in the back of thefreezer. I saw somebody's head going up
and down. I did in abad face. Then I was right out
of that. Oh no, no, no, I don't need those cucumbers.
Wow. Well, I love hearingthose stories. Blake. Blake tells
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the story about how his his cellmatelike wrote up a love letter afterwards.
It talked about how when he wasn'taround, he was smell his boxers and
how they smelled cumming. Oh youknow I heard of those stories. But
no, I was too old forthat. I was too old for that
action. And you know, Iknow they open up the doors and they
let you out of your cell towalk around a ship. Can you just
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sit in your cell to read abook or something. Yeah, you could,
but you don't want to. You'vegot to get out of that cell.
Oh man, it's just you arein a while. We're in six
by eight, six by nine withtwo bunks, and a lot of times
you got it out because the otherguy I wanted to take a ship.
Oh yeah, yeah, So yougave every You gave everybody their their chance
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to be private. Yeah, youcan stay in there if you need to
take a sugar or something. Butnow most of the time you wanted out.
Did you take just to get freshYou've taken a ship in front of
your roommate. Oh yeah, butyou put a sheet up, you tie
off a sheet and you do itbehind this sheet. Yeah. No,
did you cut a hole on thesheet? No? No glory holes in
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anyway, You're a prick anyway.Well, the one day one of the
uh, there was a there wasa gang fight and a murder and cops
were hurt and one of the prisonsand they locked us down for a single
was two and a half days.We had to stay in our cell.
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Yeah, we were not allowed out. They delivered all the food, they
you know, delivered all the medicine. We were not allowed out for two
and a half days. Man,that really sucked. Wow. Yeah,
so that's why you got out ofyour cell, you know, because you
never knew when that was going tohappen. Yeah, but that's weird that
they would lock down because after thefact it's already over. Well yeah,
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but it's it's their form of corporalpunishment, and in a lot of cases,
it's to settle everybody to fuck downbecause if they find out it's one
of their friends doing this or somethingthat's why in Jersey prison you never saw
a current newspaper because they didn't wantyou to know what was going on in
the outside with your buddies. Yeah, so you might say a newspaper a
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couple of weeks later, but youknow, you know, two guns may
have been shot out on the streetand you know you didn't know about it.
So so you now you would readold newspapers while you're taking a ship
behind a sheet. No, no, no, you would go down another
thing you do just to get out. They had time to go down to
the library, and that's where thenewspapers were. You go down there and
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just yeah, you go down andgrab a newspaper and sit down for an
hour and just chill out. Didthey have a start? Oh yeah,
that sounds like hell, yeah itis. When you got out, was
it weird having to go into abathroom? Did you like just leave the
door open and just put a sheetup at your house? No, the
no, the first thing. No, the first thing I did was just
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go in and you know, sitdown and lock the door and just relax
for a while. But it wasreally weird. Was the first time I
ever went out into like a Walmartor a big store and around all those
people, and I really was paranoid. Wow, really paranoid for the first
couple of weeks. Yeah, ohyeah, it's we rich your head there
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for a while. Yeah yeah,you come out of there, and yeah,
it was. It was very odd. It was very odd. And
I know I still have I stillhave flashpots. Did the X Did the
x is appreciate the fact that yourobbed a couple of banks to pay them?
No, they didn't appreciate my nameplastered all over the fucking newspaper and
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people would call and say, hey, is this Yeah? Yeah, that
was just embarrassing, you know who? Honest God. The one I felt
bad about the worst was my youngestson. He wasn't going into ninth grade,
and uh you know, you knowhow wretched that fourteen fifteen year old
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days. Yeah, and some motherI got rusted on a Friday, some
motherfucker on Monday brought in a newspaperclipping current for current events. What a
dick? Oh wow, I stillwant my son, still want tell me
who it was? I know peoplenow, yeah, right, and it's
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that kid, would you know bein a world of trouble? Yeah?
He did that to swing it backto your you know, trying to get
sex on these apps? Uh didyou tell you got to do is lure
some women over and put up theship sheet and cut a hole in it
for the girls. Man, youare so smooth. Some of these women
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haven't had any spice in decades,either of you, other than the guy.
The two guys blowing each other ina meat locker. I'm leaving now.
This was great reminiscing. I'll callback again, but don't hold your
breath. Goodbye. Okay, Okay, I guess you hung up. That's
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the end of that. That was. He was known as Jim the Regular
when he would call my radio showat Philly, and then one day he
just disappeared and we started hearing wordthat, Oh, Jim the Regular rob
two Banks. There was a footageof it that I saw. I mean,
it was really really crazy. Actuallyknow somebody like that that rob two
Banks and was on the news andthe FBI got him and all that.
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It was really really crazy. Thenit happened to Blake. You know the
story there anyway, So listen,thanks for checking it out. Make sure
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