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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, pout of the top and lead spread as we listen,
it's a past the grade. Great we go and fishing
for your bitch today with chunk and Houston now Houston Baby,
Now we go ahead and let you we'll get rich today.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Hitch, bitch, great beat great be great beat gang. What
is going on? Everybody? It's Past the Gravy, episode number
five hundred and eighty one, and we're back again. We're
back again, and it is the best time of the year,
(00:43):
Pat it is. Football is. But we're recording this to
day before football starts, oh much before the NFL a
little bit. We had a full week into college. We
got a short week. We're coasting in the Thursday, which
is tomorrow as we're recording this. Then we get another
full week into football for from now until February.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Don't even miss Friday. Yeah you got Friday for some
unknown reasons.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Still.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah. And they're airing it only on peacock, only on
the cock, only on the cock, which is and they
and they're playing it in a place where the players
aren't allowed to go outside for fear of being kidnapped.
Is it a great idea?
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Is it true or was that just a rumor that
they're not supposed to wear green.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
No, So what that one was was for those that
don't know Packers and Eagles are playing in the soccer
I almost had sell Paula. I believe it's riodasan Earro Brazil.
It's like Rio's rival soccer club wears green. So like,
you're not allowed to wear green when you're there in
like the soccer stadium, you can wear a green. It's Rio.
(01:45):
The fucking flag has green.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
They can't fight a flag. I don't understand that.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Yeah, so that was overblown. But it's just like rival
the soccer team that comes in. You can't wear green
or else you'll get killed. Okay, football they don't care about.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
They don't like thet we can go to.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
They're like, let's go to Brazil. What do they know
about football?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
No? Absolutely nothing, not at all. They have no clue
about football.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Can we shoot a lot of videos with the people
enjoying the culture? No, the players can't leave the hotel.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
These don't let them go outside. It was kind of
the same way to Mexico too. They were like, there's
bad shit in Mexico. Don't go anywhere.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, but like Mexico, they could still go out. They're
like just be careful. Brazil they're pretty much to tuning them, like,
you know, just don't leave the hotel. Just don't do it.
If you go near a favella and they pull you in,
the police will not go into the favelas. I had
a professor in college. Uh, Orvellas are just like slumps
on like the side of a mountain. They're all just
(02:38):
built up, but.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Like things that sound way cooler than they are. Favellas.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Oh yeah, they steal all the cable. There's lines just running,
like of all the cable in there, like whatever. Gangs
run it then like sell it cheap to all the people.
That's when I said that the cable companies just let
it happen because like, we won't go in to cut
the lines because they'll kill us.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
It's a pretty good monopoly the gang's got going there.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
So we should definitely send some of our highest paid
athletes from America there. It's a great call.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
At least it's Philadelphia, it's half of it.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Maybe that's why they're hanging it on the cock because like, well,
if something happens during the game, no one.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Will see they can cut it. Yeah, cut the cock,
you get circumcised.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Hey, just gotta cut the cock.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
You know he's got to cut it. Yeah, dude, we'll
get the football. We'll get the football coming up here
in just a little bit. I wrote down one question
coming into this podcast, what the fuck happened to Summer Sanders?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
You said this to me before. I don't know who
that is.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You don't know did you not watch Nickelodeon? As I
watched a lot of Nickelodeon, do you not remember figured Out?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I remember the name figured Out. I don't think I
really watched that one.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
They had like figure out the word, like what is
the phrase? And then they'd get slimmed if they got
it wrong. Summer Sanders was the host of that, and
then like three or four other things.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, I didn't watch that one. I watched a lot
of Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
It's Kirk Fog as the host, right.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, which I would not have remembered his name either.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Michael Malley in Mouse.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Like six or seven. I don't remember the host name.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
I mean, I don't feel like I know what's going
on with Kirk Fog from a Hidden Temples, But like,
Summer Sanders was hot when we were growing up. I
still is. She's still amazing, probably inside and out. I
would imagine it was before I hit I think that
way thirty five now and I'm like, what's up with
Summer Sanders?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
What's she doing? Probably only fans well.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
On her Wikipedia, So I had just did it. I
did it right before this. I kind of wanted to
be a dry like a dry run personal life. She's
been married and divorced, and now she's married to a
Buffalo Bills fan. That's in her personal life info. And
then the last thing in her personal life info is
that in June ninth, two thousand and seven, her childhood
home was destroyed by a fire. So like, I know
(04:44):
that Wikipedia is just user generated stuff. Like who found
that out and was like, well, we got to update
the Wikipedia was a big Summer Sanders fan and big fire.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
I love that. It's like it's you think it's gonna be. Oh,
she's married to a former Buffalo Bill No a fan.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
No, he's he's a Bills fan. But her husband's cousin,
Todd Slopey, briefly played for the Bills in nineteen eighty seven,
so she's sort.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Of who can forget Todd Slopey.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Todd Slopey nineteen eighty seven bills, never forget.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
She'd married him. She could have been Summer Slopy.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
Oh dude, that would have been. That's the name that pops,
that would pop. But Summer Sanders is a great name. Anyways,
she was an Olympic.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
She was.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, that's like her claim to fame that I was
the one thing I knew about her. I thought the
one that I knew about her was that she was
on on Nickelodeon. When I was watching Nickelodeon. That's the
one thing you knew about her is that she's a
former Olympian.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Well go America, Yeah, hell yeah. I assume she's married
for the US, not Canadian for the US stupid Canadians.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Yeah, dude, but Summer Sanders. Shout out to her if
she's if she's listening or watching, we miss you. I
hope you're doing all right.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
What's up? Hope life's okay for you? Yeah, speaking of Canadians,
Actually I saw.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
She's not Canadian, and I know what I said.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Canadians Okay.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Somebody had made a South Park version of the starting
lineup for the Oklahoma Thunder and then somebody had to
change uh his it's Shy Gil Chris Alexander, and I
think Lou Dort.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, Shay, it's Shay gillis Alexander. Although like it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So they just changed them to the flappy headcharacter.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Yeah, yeah, they cut the mouth, but yeah, Shae gailis
Alexander is Sga. That's just what everybody calls him. His
name is spelled s h a. I that's why I
said Shi, But I always say shy too, like, so
you're not wrong, but I like correcting anybody that's one
of those where like I'm gonna say shy ninety nine
percent of the time, but if anybody else says Shy,
(06:42):
I'm actually you know, it's Shay.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I do the same thing with fog chow. I call it,
but if anybody says it, I go, it's actually fogo.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Because yeah, I I for my whole life called it
photo chow. And then I did an ad read for
them on the radio one time, and it's actually fog
to show in Brazil, I'm gonna be in America, it's
folking to chow. Well, look, buddy, this is my country,
and we say it the way we want to say it.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Yeah, like you think in France they pronounced it McDonald's. No,
they're like Mick dunney.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah, it's the Royale cheese, not a quarter pounder. I
av in pulp fiction. Mm hm.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
I learned a lot from that movie.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Also, Where You Can't Store People?
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
He does not?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
Certainly not. Why are you trying to fuck him?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
Like one? Where's Ed? Zed's dead? Baby?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Fuck's dead?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
Baby Canadians?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
I saw it. I went to a music festival one
time and the DJ was named Zed, and I knew
his name was Zed by the third song because fifty
seven times in every single song, you'd be like, where
is that Z's dead? Baby Zed's dead, and they're like.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
The bass drops, Okay, you've just played this one. This
is Z.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
Hey, guys, this is Zed. The guy's the guy up
there is Z.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Which I that pisses me off so bad that everywhere
else in the world that's how they pronounced ze x
y Z No, it's z Yeah. Why why is it? Why?
Why can't other countries just be as good as us?
Speaker 3 (08:06):
We have a guy that does I'm not calling anybody
up at name, But there was a guy that does
imaging for the radio station, and imaging is like you're
listening to ninety for five the buzz, Houston's Home for
a rocking Alternative, and they have to also do legal
ideas at the play every single hour, which is KTBZ Houston,
Uston's Home, blah blah blah blah. But you get to
say like the call letters and the city that you're in.
(08:27):
And we got a new batch of him a couple
of years ago, and I remember it was like ktb's
dead Houston, and I was like, wait, wait ah, whoa.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
I remember hearing that. I got very angry in my whoa.
I changed the channel.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Yeah, I was, hey, hand up. They said, Z, that's
not what we say. We don't say that. We don't
say that.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
I feel like they might teach it that way now, too,
which is dumb.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
They shouldn't do that, should not.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It's like they changed that. They changed the way the
alphabet song is saying, how how's this saying? Like instead
of element op, it goes like A B, C, D, E,
F G H, I J kel or kay. I can't
even do it because I can't I don't know what
letter they're in, or what order the letters are in
when you get but instead of saying elemental P, because
apparently that was confusing stupid kids.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I know, I was a stupid kid, and they thought
the letter was elemental P. I thought elemento was.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Then you learned it wasn't right.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
I did because I had asked a teacher and she
was like, no, Alex, it's l M n oh. And
I was like, okay, well what I'm saying my last
name is Middleton, where's em? And She's like right there.
I was like, that's elemento and I just.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I was conversation. Apparently teachers can't be bothered to have
that conversation anymore. Yeah, so they changed the song. It's dumb.
I hate it. The World's going to ship?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, where my country going? Exactly? That's what That's what
I'm saying. What's going on? Everybody? This is I feel
like we're hostile to start the pod, but I don't
want to be hostile.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
This is a time I'm usually pretty This is.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
A time where we should be very happy. It's a
very happy time of the year.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
We're excited, we're jacked up with adrenaline running through football.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Robert what do you got for pre come seg like
you you're the shining light in this podcast? What do you
have for us? You don't give a shit about football
starting what's been going on with you?
Speaker 4 (10:09):
I've just been enjoying the astros I really had. I
had this thought, though the not sports related. I brought
it to you guys up earlier. What was the last
time you, guys touched hands with someone who wasn't as
a family member or your significant other, Because I don't
think that I had touched someone else's hands until today.
(10:30):
When I touched Pat's hands.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
He did Robertson's are very soft.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
The second name another time before then. But I have
you guys high five before the podcast, So.
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yeah, to make sure that the audio.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Probably every day I touch someone's hand, whether whether it's
a fist every day during the week On the weekends,
I don't go anywhere or see anyone, which is awesome. Yeah,
but like I'm always fist bumping or handshaking, or I
was trying to slap co workers and they put their
hand up to block it.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Shake hands in a high five a lot. So if
that makes me toxic masculine maxculinity, then so be it.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
That's just who I touch people all the time. Like
me and my GM we just try and like pretty
much sexually assault each other every day. Consensual sexualists. Yeah, okay,
it's consensual. It's a fun game we play. You just
try and grab the other person, tweak their nipple a
little bit. You know. That's when everyone does that work right.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I just picture you walking in the morning and Rod's
not paying attention.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
Like, got your nipple, Chili. That's that's what I'll do
the chili.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You should do it to Rod, but have like someone
off to the side film it, just to see his reaction.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, can you imagine how he would react?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Did you just tou.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yeah, that'd be weird.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, Rod, I just thought. You know, we've done it
for years now and I've never given you a titty twister.
Oh my boys, get chitty twist? We do you do? Man?
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Do that thing when you like plant at the chest
and he looks down you just like that's a good Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Got something on or the end of the show. Just
walk behind me a good job and pat him on
the butt.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
But Platt always plays.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
But it doesn't really anymore, not in the work environment
outside of sports.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, I'm pretty sure Rod would be okay.
Speaker 3 (12:03):
With it, would be okay with that, but because.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
If it gets mad, you're just like, dude to your
bills fan.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I wouldn't like, I wouldn't like recommend that as like, yes,
smack your coworkers on the.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Ass, same sacks.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
You gotta keep it with the same Yeah, same sacks.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah. Like I'm not walking around to the hosts, well done,
wait to seat that table.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
I actually watched a butt video last night. It was
it was a family feud clip. It was that's what
you want to call it, name name, name, something that
someone does to you to your butt that starts with
the letter p pound, pinch, pinch. That was that was
on there. I'm not sure if that was number one
or not, but I think it was.
Speaker 3 (12:41):
Did somebody say pound and then Steve Harvey's like, you
say pound your butt?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
No, it's somebody's grandma.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
He's like, ga, it was something similar though.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
They said penetrate ah y and Steve just like yeah, essentially, yeah,
you don't penetrate a butt.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
You said that in front of your grandchildren, exact like that.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
I think it was like a pitch, push, pat, poke
and poke prod pickle.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I think Robert's the only person that pats anything anymore,
Like he'll pat a dog on the head. Yeah, nobody
does that anymore except Robert.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
Yeah, that's true. I pet I think people pat little
kids on the head. Here you go sport.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
See, I act like I'm gonna do that, and then
I just palm them and stiff on them.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
That's good. Yeah, Well you have to be able to
like push them off.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Yeah, it's like nineties handguarding in the NBA. I'm gonna
get my hand onion and keep you at bay. Yeah,
you go nowhere.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
I've been dealing with like so like I'm not dealing
with it. Like my niece will come over from now
I'm not like from time to time, and like she's
five six, so like right at like dick hide, and
kids don't realize that they're at dick height, so they're
throwing stuff towards you. Just like, oh God, like come
on your shoulder. Just she's almost made me an eyeable
have another child.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Just hope she doesn't decide that it's funny to hit
people in the nuts.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
That's why you try to like, yeah, you can't like
let them know that it's funny or else then you're
in trouble.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
See the guy, the guy getting a hit never laughs.
Everyone else in the room laughs, yeah, because it's funny, right,
and you can't help laughing when kids do funny things,
they learn that gotta laugh. I like making people feel happy.
And you're like, no, but you can't do that. You
can't walk into school and just yell cunt. Your teachers
will not find it as funny.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
As at least not until you're in college at least true.
And still a lot of people are going to frown
upon it. Yeah, freedom of speech, baby, yeah, fretymous speech.
But just a lot of people aren't going to be
chill with that.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's a good word. Yeah, it's fun it's like what
it is it rare things that Europe does better than us.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, I'll give them that. I'll give that.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
And I don't I don't know if it's just that
word or if just swearing in general they're grade now.
Swearing in other languages just sounds great because like when
you translated it, like the literal translation never works.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, and you just sound cool. You seem like you're
like well traveled because you know curse words and other languages.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
It's like it's just yelled at me. In Ukrainian that
means they said your mother was a sick goat. Like
it sounds worse than their language, but here.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
It means goat fucker. But we can just pretend that's
just I'm sorry whatever, goat fucker.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
I remember my uh my Call of Duty account got
hacked one time and I couldn't like the the email
that I used didn't exist anymore, so I couldn't change
the password back.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Wasn't this one the one where the guy was changing
your classes every day?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, he kept changing my classes, but he was like
he was changing it into a foreign language, and I
was like, I don't want any of this. Means like
I typed in one of the things and it was
like fuck your mother in the ass or whatever is
when it translated into like Urdu or some like like
Hindi or it was it was a Middle Eastern language.
But I was just like, what, what the fuck? And
then I was like trying to find a way to
say fucking leave my shit alone back in that language.
(15:52):
It was just the whole thing. They kept going back
and forth for a long time, and then I stopped
playing Call of Duty because.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I just get bored. Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Now we didn't talk about business still, yeah, cunt, that's
how we got to that and hands and uh.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I was thinking about this today. Maybe it's just like
an age thing too. But when it comes to hobbies,
does doom scrolling count as a hobby? Dough like a question.
It shouldn't, but I feel like it does.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Just scrolling in general should be a yeah, Like I
like looking at my phone and there should be a
thing that's like that's like, that's brain rt. Yeah, dude,
I know it's brain.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Rot, but I don't care. I like it.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
This is what I want to do.
Speaker 1 (16:32):
Like some people get up in the morning and they
run for six miles first thing of the day. I
get up in the morning and then an hour and
a half later, I realized I haven't left my bed
and my phone's at forty eight percent because I just
the moment I woke up, I started scrolling.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Do you want to know a little hack that I've learned
self taught? It was accidentally self taught, but I was like,
I'm gonna do a stand master for thirty minutes that
the kid got to get back at the kid. Don't
want to leave the wife for the kid too long unattended,
just don't want to put the burden on her. So
I like a StairMaster at the gym. Whatever do thirty minutes,
I was just scrolling through TikTok and then my little
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buzzer went off and it was over. Like I don't
even feel like I just I figured it started this
if you just get on TikTok and you just scroll
and you just mindlessly scrolling, just you're walking up up
fake stairs on a StairMaster, and it was just the
fastest thirty minutes of my life. Like I just only
want to work out with like I might get the
Apple Goggle things and then just like if you if
I can run and then be watching TikTok but also
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running at the same time, Like I can be so fit.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
You're going to get attacked so quickly, but.
Speaker 3 (17:31):
I can watch all I shoes. I could just be
watching how to Stop an Attacker tiktoks. You could, and
then I'm prepared for it.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
I mean you could also while you're doing the Steve Master,
you could play the Jedi Lightsaber one. So you're getting
an arm work out at the same time.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Yeah, endless possibilities get shredded, dude. But I do think
that like scrolling should absolutely be considered a hobby and
people frown upon it, but like everybody does it. It's like,
what do you enjoy doing at night, like to like,
you know, walking.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
And people are like, that's not a hobby. Well, now
it is.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
I like doing that too. But I also like while
I'm watching TV, slash not watching TV, having the TV
on and then scrolling in, or if I'm watching the
Yankees and they're making me sad, then instead of feeling sad,
I'll just scroll on my phone until I feel happy again.
And then I look up at the Yankees and then
I'm like, oh, the fucking Clay Homes. I'm gonna be
sad again. So then I go scrolling again. And then
I just turned the TV off because I now it ends.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It's just anything that's not a physical activity that is
a hobby. It just seems sad.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, I've got to watch TV.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
I hang I scroll Reddit.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Although I do know somebody that's in a run club
that's so tough, and they did like a relay race
this week where it was like they had four teams
or how many teams they had of this many people
on there, like I don't know. It was like an
overnight thing and they all ran with their glow like
things to make sure they didn't get hit and stuff.
But like they had the best time ever. And I
(18:51):
was like, I mean I scrolled. I didn't do that.
Like that's crazy, right, Like just like you guys want
to just go run twenty seven miles real fast and
then we'll just race each other. That's crazy to me.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. My feet
of council is everywhere and cuts and they're bleeding. Cool.
I watched five episodes of Suns of Anarchy.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
Yeah, but Saturday was college football, so you're probably really
tired for college or we didn't watch college rul. All right, well,
you lose, you lose, then you live. And I had
a vastly different life.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Than we do.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, you're better than me, but not really because you
don't watch college football, so.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You don't even know where Dylan Gabriel plays us year too. Yeah, dude,
you have no clue he played for Orion. You have
no fucking You probably still think he's at OU. It
shows I will say this though, USC's quarterback Bason Miller.
I think dude can ball. He looked good.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Mason Miller would be a great rodeo guy.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Oh, great rodeo name.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Great rodeo name.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
I feel like a lot of quarterback names translate to good.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Dylan Gabriel would also be a good Yeah, race car
driver and rodeo guy too.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Joe Burrow Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Because it's a that's a solid last name, like Mason
Miller could be a first and last.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
But I mean like Joe Burrow.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
You make that dude does barrel races on a horse? Yeah,
Joe Barrow.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Oh, that's probably what they call him. Definitely would just
call him barrel.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
They definitely call him that. All right, Well, do you
guys have anything else for pretty COmON? Nope? How about
some Robert felines, Bobby felines. Let's get to it. Let's
get to it. Robert felines. All right, Robert Feelines is
the new game we've been doing for a little over
a month. Now, we give you code words for other words.
(20:30):
So Bob Kat is code, Robert feline is code for Bobcat.
All of our words will just be codes for other words.
The goal is for you to figure out how to
get to that. So if you can figure out our code,
you win. You don't win anything, but you get that
nice feeling. So if you get it right, let us
know what you're getting right here on the YouTube comments,
(20:52):
just go calm up a little bit, got that one right,
got that one wrong? And then felines in the chat,
just put put feeline. Just Robert Bob feline, your own,
your own, your own interpretation of Bob feline or Robert Feelin's,
whatever you want to say, comment that in the YouTube video. So, yeah,
Robert feelines, We're going to give you a category and
then a code for what the answer of the actual
(21:13):
word is. All right, think Robert Feline is bobcat. That's
really where it all goes to. All right, I got
a couple for you guys. Let's start off. We're gonna
go easiest to hardest. I think again, this is weather.
The category is weather woman, candy woman monsoon. No, woman
(21:41):
can't see mon mom sugar sweet getting colder, getting colder,
cyclone getting closer warmer right there.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
To is not tornado. Woman can think psych hurricane. There
we go her. Oh okay, that's why I was dancing
around like I actually thought of typhoon and cyclone before
that too. That's the bad part.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
As I say, I think tornado and cyclone together. What
could that be? Woman candy? All right, just a warm up,
all right, her and Candy cane. This is a country,
This is a country. My self counting line, my self
counting line, counting line, counting line, iraq iran No, I
(22:35):
mean like myself. All I can think of is I
is real? No, you're you're you're correct. Where you're going
with that logic pad myself counting line isis no? Not
a country? Well technically count like a bet my self
(22:56):
counting line to bet. Think if you're in Yale, what
do you do? What are you using to count the
days down?
Speaker 1 (23:05):
Tally's on the wall Italy.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
There we go, There we go. As I put it together.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
I just I could not think of another country that
started with I.
Speaker 3 (23:14):
I tally myself count my.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
Favorite food, and I couldn't get there.
Speaker 3 (23:18):
All right. This is a crime categories crime large steel car,
grand larceny, close grand theft auto, large steel car.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I was thinking steel like the material.
Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah, as you can go Volva again or whatever you
did last.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
Time, it is Volvo donkey horse district attorney. Yeah, I
got shipped for that last week, so I tried to
make them more simple this week. Okay, guys, it's.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
More fun when you can get all right, Okay.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Sorry, all right. This is a movie. Bug drink, bug
drink for a movie.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Bug drink. Okay, dude, I got nothing on this one.
Speaker 3 (24:22):
I can't and and water and.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
It's gonna be at something.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah, it's not ant ship.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
All I had was like ant and insect bug drink.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
It is a movie. And it is also the name
of the character drink bug drink That not like Spider Man.
There's a new there's a sequel to this movie coming
out soon.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Oh beetlejuice.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Ye, you just drink there there you go. This is
a mythol logical creature category is mythological creature?
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Zoology? All right?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
What place? Howel?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
What place? Howel?
Speaker 3 (25:13):
What place? Howel?
Speaker 4 (25:21):
I donna say, gryffindor.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
So not a griffin?
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Dragon?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
No, it's not unicorn?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:35):
What place? How I wish it was Chupicabra, but it ain't.
Uh see yetti, Bigfoot.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Halloween, Halloween mythological creatures, vampire? What place? How full? Moons?
Speaker 1 (25:58):
Whereof there we go.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
What place?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
These are like significantly easier than last week and we're
just doing bad.
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Ye, I feel like, yeah, these are gettable, like these
is that these are how it should be.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
We're like it's hard to get because you're on the spot,
but they're gettable and they're not abstract as ship.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
Yeah. I had to circle it back and I think
I did a good job. But if you let let
us know on the YouTube comments you're getting these huh
what what are you? Where are you going for? You?
Four for four? Right now? Let's see, all right.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I got a mythological mythological creature, nutless trumpet, nutless trumpet.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Nutless trumpet.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
M I'm thinking unique music.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Is another mythological creature. Roberts pretty close there, unicorn.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Yeah that is good. Yeah, it's very good, Well done, Pat.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
The other one I had this is something in your bathroom. Okay,
lyric cleaner, lyric cleaner. You find it in your.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Bathroom, lyric cleaner.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I don't know, Like, when somebody's got great lyrics, what
would you call it?
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Bar? Lyric clean bar soap, bar soap? Okay, that's good.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
If that didn't have was gonna say slippery lyric.
Speaker 3 (27:41):
Clean Yeah, that's really good.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Shout out Irish Spring no free ads.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, I do love them. I do love them. Speaking
of Irish Spring, this is a football player. The next,
last one, I go this one and one more. This
is a football player. Irish mom Houses.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
Pattio she shack.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Nope, Oh, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes, Mahomes Ma ma, Irish
Mom Houses.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
That was good. I like that one, all right.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Last one. This is the hardest one. I know this
is a hard one because my wife rolled her eyes
when I did this one to her. This is a
food Secret Life of alex and hair straighteners, The Secret
Life of food and hair straighten.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
So hair straightener, I'm thinking Dyson. Nope, nope, Okay, that's
the only hair straightener. I know.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
It's a very niche. I don't expect either of you
dudes to get it on a Robert. You do live
with a woman, so.
Speaker 4 (28:59):
It's okay, hair straightener thinking heat, I think brands, Okay, all.
Speaker 1 (29:04):
I know is Dyson.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
There's the Secret Life of Alex and hair straightener's Chi.
There's Revlon Chile's Secret life hair straighteners. Cheese pizza Okay,
all right, so you get half.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Cheese Mac and Cheese.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
There we go, The Secret Life of Alex Mack Nickelodeon
show and Cheese are the hair straighteners.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
I didn't know Mac and Cheese. I didn't. I've never
heard of that show.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I've never heard of that show either. Yeah, I didn't
expect you to do that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
All you do growing up was watching Nickelodeon.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
A lot of it after school, Nickelodeon Football.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
It was like Secret Life of Alex.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
I was like Alex Mack.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
I was trying to remember your gabler name.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
But yeah, she could turn like a like a silver blob.
She was in like a there was like a spill
or whatever, and she got contaminated. But then she got
this cool power where she could like morph into a
blob and go wherever she wanted, a little puddle sick.
I don't know what sounds.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
Yeah, that's just making me think of those old Capri
Sun commercials, the kids like turning Yeah, the Silver Staffer.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Basically, Yeah, Robert feelinx everybody, those are some Robert feelings.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
For you, all right.
Speaker 3 (30:21):
That was fun.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That was it. That was I think I'd bet our
best week nd because we got most of them.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, I thought we uh we we did pretty well.
We did pretty well on that.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Those ones were fun.
Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, I want to try and try and do more
of those like that. But uh, if you got any
Robert feelinx somebody somebody did send me one I would
like to read.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Maybe, like if you guys want to submit him, submit
him to Robert and then he can read them to us.
Speaker 3 (30:43):
Yeah, although I all of my d ms are just
Robert felines and people. Josh Tree Coddle shout out to him.
He called in the send him to Robert from now on.
He had open funds Friday on The Rod Ryan Show,
the last hour of the week you can call in
and talk about whatever. And Josh Tree called in and
was like, I got Robert Feline for you, and it
was taking Watermelon Smasher. It's a musician.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
I'm trying to remember his name. It was.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
We talked about him last week.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Gallagher, Liam Gallagher, Liam Gallagher.
Speaker 3 (31:13):
Yeah, he's taking Liam Neeson taking Gallagher Waterma watermelon.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (31:18):
Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
That's a good one. I mean like if you know
the watermelon smash kind of gives it away quickly, that's
a good one.
Speaker 3 (31:23):
That's like the whole part like the code should be
to be able to get those. So this is from
Melissa Hyde and she sent me this one Irish bog
posterior courtroom.
Speaker 4 (31:40):
What's the category?
Speaker 3 (31:41):
It's a politician that I was trying to think of
one for last week. Okay, politicians bog, Irish bog posterior
court room. This is a tough one. But yes, you're
you're going that you're getting there is this Pete Bootages Yes, yes,
(32:05):
Irish bogs are Pete Moss oh and Bootage edge posterior
judge bro posterior.
Speaker 1 (32:15):
I was thinking, like the outside of a courthouse. I
was thinking, and not what that's not the word? It's
not posterior or what is that the outside ysteria is that?
Is it the same exterior exterior? I was thinking exterior?
So like what the hell do you call the outside
of the courthouse.
Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, she had sent me that one the other night
and I was like, Umm, I got you gotta help
me on this one.
Speaker 1 (32:36):
That's a great footage. Udge that was like, good, Yeah,
send him to Robert, give him the answers to and
then that way we can work together.
Speaker 3 (32:41):
On somebody that works. That works. But yeah, Robert feelings
I'm very excited for the spectacular when we do this
spook tackle. I want to do some live Robert Feeline.
Oh yeah, we'll find a way to give a prize.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
You're gonna have some weird ones and we're probably gonna
be drunk, so it's gonna be difficult. Difficulty level impossible.
Even better, the pronunciation will be ship.
Speaker 3 (32:59):
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Speaker 1 (35:26):
Or about twenty seven hours from kickoff. I can't wait.
Speaker 3 (35:29):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (35:31):
The fantasy's back.
Speaker 3 (35:33):
I mean, no one cares about our fantasy tees, but like, yeah,
but it's fun.
Speaker 1 (35:36):
But here's about your other team. But everybody loves playing.
Speaker 3 (35:39):
Also, like just a little advice, a little advice, don't
have your draft until the week of the first game.
I had a draft last night. Nobody cares who I
picked in the draft. Pat has a draft tonight after
the podcast. Why would we Like, why do people draft
a month out?
Speaker 1 (35:56):
It doesn't.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
All you do is leave room for bad things to
happen to your team and then you're gonna make damn it.
If we hadn't drafted, then like you gotta do all
this shit, like just draft like the week of the
first game.
Speaker 1 (36:07):
I will say, like the whole reason for it is
everyone's like nobody wants a player that's gonna get injured
in the third week of preseason. The last week, it
means nothing. I don't. I feel like we didn't have
any preseason game injuries this year, Like people went down
in practice, not a lot, but I feel like every
year I feel like there's one or two star players
that gets hurt in the preseason. We didn't have it
this year.
Speaker 3 (36:27):
I think we didn't really either last year also because
they just they played the three preseason games and nobody
really cares anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
But they have more players play in the preseason this
year than than normal.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Yeah, but I don't think they played as much, maybe
just play at all, right, But like I think they
would always play that full third game and now they'll
play like a half of that third game if maybe
a little bit more.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
It's it's normally like it's actually like two drives that
they play.
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah, but now like you just don't really see starters
for the majority of it. You see them a little bit.
But yeah, I think the injuries, which is good. You
want less injury easy if you're gonna have more the
regular season.
Speaker 1 (37:02):
But what no injuries.
Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, I don't want injuries, but I don't want to
ruin a fantasy draft. So just don't have the fucking
fantasy drafts until the week of. It's not that hard.
Most of them are done online.
Speaker 1 (37:11):
Some people though, that's just like, oh, I've got three
other ones that week. Yeah, no, I get you more
than two leagues to me is just crazy.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
Yeah, I'm just into this year, just in two. But
but then I'm also doing like like the Survivor league pool.
That's different the suicide. Are you in a suicide league pool?
Ever done that? No, we do a pass Gavy suicide.
There's no way we have suicide. It's like a survivor pool.
But you just pick a team to lose every week,
and you can't pick the same team. Oh so you
(37:39):
got to pick losers, So you just like you have
to like, this team will lose this week. If they win,
you're out.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
Save the Cowboys until it's a big spot.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
If they do lose, then you move on. But you
can't pick that team ever again. That team's that team's gone.
Speaker 1 (37:53):
I think I actually like that more than the Survivor.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Because everybody's just like, well, this is an easy matchup.
It's just the exact opposite of that. It's the reverse that,
like it's an easy like, Okay, this team's a lock
for like, the Packers are clearly gonna beat the shit
at the Eagles. Let's just pick the Eagles lose.
Speaker 1 (38:07):
It's like one of the like, So you have to decide.
Am I gonna try and get the Chiefs out of
the way early, like when they play a big game,
or do I just wait until the final week of
the year and go Chiefs. Yeah, I'm never gonna bet
against them to lose, so I'll wait until hopefully a
game where it's doesn't mean anything, they don't have to play.
Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, it's a suicide pool.
Speaker 1 (38:26):
I like that.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
We can start one of those next year, but yeah,
for football season, I will also. I would like to
start football season off with a quick PSA, there's been
some nonsense I've seen online this week. It is not
spooky season, all right, it is. It is not spooky season.
It is September. Spooky season is October first. I'm not
(38:47):
saying you can't buy your Halloween shit. I'm not saying
you can't start enjoying Halloween stuff. But do not call
it spooky season. It is football season. You better give
us a fucking month. Okay, we're gonna have football during
spooky season. Yes, we're gonna just say it's spooky season,
all right. October first, we're team spooky season. We don't
get to have all your spooky season. We don't get
(39:08):
to have September spooky season. Don't you dare step on football.
Don't you dare step on football. It is football season
right now. September is football season. October is spooky season.
I'm not saying you can't buy the shit. Get all ready,
get get your Halloween costumes ready to go. It is
not spooky season, though. Just know you're going early.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
Okay, spooky season is fall, and people will go, well,
fall is now, it's football. Here's the thing. I'm looking
at a tree outside, completely green. Yeah, there's no color
change in the leafs. You need that for spooky season.
It's gotta be like, I get it. People that love
Halloween love Halloween, and I used to love Halloween too.
Now it's just like it's another day, which is what
(39:47):
basically every or non major holiday has become in my life. Yes,
now that I'm an adult, it's just another day. But yeah,
put some respect on football's name. Don't be pulling this
bullshit to change the season. Already, we haven't even begun
the season for football and people are already trying to
skip it to the next season.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
We're not like, like when it's October, We're not gonna
be like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, it's football scene. Yeah,
we'll still be football season, but it is spooky season. Yeah,
football season can then coexist with spooky season. Spooky season
is not during football season in the beginning. Okay, give
us the month, that's all I ask.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's like, can you imagine if someone will like, dude,
it's Christmas season and you're like, it's November, like we have.
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Also, I will also tell them they're wrong and they
need to chill out.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
Starts after Thanksgiving, then it's Christmas season.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You gave me say it starts after thanks to say
it starts. I think Thanksgiving gets skipped a.
Speaker 1 (40:40):
Lot, and it's it is the best holiday.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
But I think you can football go after Halloween. That's fine,
but really just know that like you should. You should
do a Thanksgiving season too. But yeah, Christmas and Halloween.
People go way too early on those and I don't
care if you want to go a little early. Don't
call it spooky season.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
It's season.
Speaker 3 (40:59):
Okay, that's all I A. That's our PSA. Please only
refer to football season for September.
Speaker 1 (41:06):
This time.
Speaker 3 (41:06):
Thank you, thank you. That's all I will say on that.
Also a thing I wanted to bring up. I don't
know if you've seen this, Pat, I feel like we
had a we had a run of Jalen's being all
the NFL boys. There were just every team as a Jalen.
I think Kyroen is the new Jalen. I had never
heard of Kien until, like Kyen Williams came along at
(41:28):
the end of last year. I know he played it
another day.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah, so I kne about him a couple years. That
was my first Kyri.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
So I did some research, did some research Kyron Lacy
receiver for LSU. They had Kien Hudson USC had the
insane one handed catch against LSU. That's another Kien Uh.
We had Kyrien Davis from Virginia Tech, Kien Amadejo from
the Bears. He's a defensive lineman. And then there's Kyron Paris,
(41:55):
who is a pitcher for the Angels.
Speaker 1 (41:58):
Yeah, you're right, Kyen is the new ja.
Speaker 3 (42:00):
Kyroen is definitely the new Jalen.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Which is like Jalen had a very short run, it
was only like two years.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
I'm not hating on Jalen either. I mean, Jalen hurts
you a little bitch, Fuck you Jalen Carter also bitch,
fuck you non non Jalen Rager, bitch hughes bitch he's
still a no, he's not, but still a bitch because
you were on the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
Oh and also he just he sucks.
Speaker 3 (42:21):
Non Eagle Jalens are okay. I have no problem with them.
The Eagle Jalen's bitches, but Kyn's I think are are
going to take over the league.
Speaker 1 (42:31):
Now. We gotta try and guess the next name now.
Speaker 3 (42:35):
I just like noticing it next year this time next year,
Robert remind me before Week one cereminder to find the
cool new hip.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Name is gonna be Byron. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (42:45):
We had to let like, we had to see how
the draft goes, how free agency plays about. Kirn's never
really knew, never really knew, Kyroen's and Kyen's wakeling in
the fucking Kyrie.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
It's way better, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Way cooler. So Kyler, Kyler is kind of a pussy name.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
That's just like that name has been around.
Speaker 3 (43:09):
Kyen. That's the alpha of all of those, is Kyle
and Kyrone. They're the alpha's.
Speaker 1 (43:14):
If I was Kyrien, I would like my nickname. I'd
make people call me King Kai. Dude, right, that's the
sickest kai hell yeah, Like it makes me now wish
I was a RAMS fan. And also I wish I
had thought of it when he was at Notre Dame.
Every time Kyen Williams is beasting all over us, it
could spit King Kai.
Speaker 3 (43:32):
That would be sick. How long did he play there?
Speaker 1 (43:35):
Notre Dame? Three years?
Speaker 3 (43:37):
Okay, so he's playing he was started the whole time.
Speaker 1 (43:40):
I think he got some playing time as a freshman
and then like by his sophomore year. I think he
was the main guy. But also he was one of
those guys that when he left, I was like, oh,
like he didn't he was really good at Notre Dame,
but he wasn't like crazy. I think Darius Walker was
actually better at Notre Dame than he was.
Speaker 3 (43:58):
He had such a flash in the pan yea he had.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
He had a damn good college career, and Kinen had
a good college career, nothing outstanding. But he's just one
of those guys now where this is why you draft
running backs in the fifth round. Yeah, because like they
really once they start to hit their stride as a
running back kind of is this time. Yeah, Like some
of them are studs, like Zeke was a stud in
college and you just knew Adrian Peterson, you just knew.
But most running backs, You're like, I'm not gonna pick
(44:21):
the top guy because he's got a four years solf.
I'm gonna pick the fifth round guy. I have to
pay him way less. It's gonna be an absolute monster
for me.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
You know, I'm very anti my team drafting running backs
in the first round. I've always been against it. You've
always been against it. You've never been a fan of it.
Hate it. Super dumb move to draft a running back
in the first round.
Speaker 1 (44:39):
But you guys did it the right way. You just
never built another anything else of the team around him.
Speaker 3 (44:44):
They have Devin singletaar They're fine to find that. It's
all they need. That's all they need. You got Dan God,
Dan God too, and Dan God. I mean in the
backfield specifically, but Dan Dan got's in the backfield. He
will be in the backfield. He's basically a running back.
Speaker 1 (44:57):
You gotta get him running again there.
Speaker 3 (44:59):
Yeah, we do. Yeah, Kirrin's of the new Jalen. That's
just the thing I wanted to bring up. And then
PTG Picks returns this week. PTG Picks also come back
kid this week. We do need to get a tattoo.
You also need to get a tattoo. Yeah, let's figure
out a date for that.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah, we got to actually like sit down and hammer
that out now because it has dragged too long.
Speaker 3 (45:24):
Robert, We're like, is there a punishment that goes with
the punishment if Pat doesn't get the tattoo? Now? Like,
what is like week four? Is week four our deadline
if we haven't got it by the like, if the
quarter of the season goes haven't got it by week
four a month and be.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
A secondary punishment then Okay, just knowing us, we're just
gonna like keep saying we're gonna get it done because
we've been talking about getting this tattoo for years anyway. Yeah,
and like that's why we put the bet down. Like
then it comes to the weekend, we're both like, I
don't want to move.
Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yeah, we've got a David. David got the tattoo. You
got the gravy the past the gravy tattoo, And it
was like the first time somebody gets on the then
we're gonna go get one. Robert's gonna go We're gonna
make Robert get a face tattoo. Oh gude, we should
do some sort of punishment. That's your punishment, dude.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
If Robert got the like Mike Tyson face face tattoo
and like obviously a fake one, but when it is
Tyson for Halloween, that'd be great.
Speaker 3 (46:14):
That'd be so cool.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Robert Tyson, Bob Tyson, you would just look hilarious with
a fake face tattoo on.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Yeah. I was thinking of doing like the tear drop
with the microphone.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Dude, I like that a microphone.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
That's how many pods you've done.
Speaker 1 (46:30):
That's copyrighted Juicy roll or not Juicy Roll. Jelly Roll,
you can't steal that for your next face hat.
Speaker 3 (46:37):
I don't know if he's got enough real estate.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
Juicy role is the female jelly Roll?
Speaker 3 (46:43):
I like that. That's Bunny Bunny XO.
Speaker 1 (46:46):
His his well, that's his wife.
Speaker 4 (46:49):
It would be banana bread.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
She's thick, dude, thick about healthy.
Speaker 3 (46:56):
Like banana bread. That's good. Yeah, dude, football is back.
I'm just a man. Also, congratulations to your Notre Dame
fighting Irish.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Thank you took care of took care of business in
Kyle Field, I was a little worried about the game,
but U and everyone's shitting on A and M. They're
shitting on Connor Wegman. I think Notre Dame's defense is
just legit. Like Connor Wegman. I think as a year
goes On is going to have a really good year.
He was killing it last year until he got injured.
People just don't want to believe it because it's Notre Dame.
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We've been recruiting sick defenders for like a decade now,
even under Brian Kelly. Now we've got a defensive head coach.
Yeah that he's like, he's a players coach. Everyone loves him.
When Brian Kelly left the team, told that, like administration,
this needs to be our head coach. He's a sick
recruiter too, dude, We've got studs all over the defense.
We might have two first round picks on our defense
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out of Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
That's pretty sick crazy. And I think Connor Wegman, huh,
it's not a quarterback name. It's not a quarterback name.
I can't trust a guy named Connor Wegman. All Right,
I'm not gonna like that guy is not leading my
team into battle. Also like, all right, I don't. I'm
gonna lose that game. You should have known that. That's
why I bet Notre Dame because I was betting with Pat.
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And then also I was like the second I was like,
that's the quarterback's name. Yeah, that a video and viral
sam quarterback name, but he have you heard his voice? No?
Speaker 1 (48:16):
So they had that mentalist dude come in to textas
A and M that's the video and they yeah, and
they pulled him up and this is how he talks
nahdud on God, dude, no, don't do that, and you're like, dude,
you're from Spring. Yeah, that is not how you should talk.
He should talk like we talk because Spring is basically
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and he's nah, dude on God, Like I don't. I
don't do that. Man, I don't play na I taken
off my shoe. Uh nah, you play too much dog.
Speaker 3 (48:47):
Maybe business wanted dude, I get it.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
That, Like that's kind of just the slang. But like
you hear his voice and you're like, you're like if
you stubbed your toe. If you stubbed your toe, you
wouldn't gone, oh god, man, that hurt. Like that's not
what you sound.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
You Just get a clip of Pat doing that, please,
I'd like to use that in the future.
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Just go I mean this mentalist, he's busting dog with that. God,
it was the most And if I had seen that
clip beforehand, I would have bet ten units on Notre Dame.
Like I heard his voice and which I know I'm
contradicting myself saying he's probably gonna be good the rest
of the year, but man, I don't I kind of
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want to bet against A and M every single game. Now.
Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, am also doesn't do themselves any favors when they're
putting the spotlight where college game days out there, and
like again not hating A and M graduates to great school.
I like it's fantastic. Not a huge fan of A M.
Speaker 1 (49:46):
But school I had a lot of fun part.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
There are some things you have to I also parted am.
I think there's some great people who went to Ina.
But some of the stuff that they do is just
you kind of you like, like, well, what do the
Democrats call it? Weird? That's weird?
Speaker 1 (49:58):
Yeah, all right, weird dumb traditions and got rid of
the one cool one.
Speaker 3 (50:02):
Like when college game day is like and check this out,
we got our A and M people, and then it's
the dudes and the white like painters outfit. They're just
like look, get us, look, get us, let's go.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Thank you for saving I want I wish that the
uh whoops, the midnight yell for Notre Dame had whips,
Like I want to know what corny jokes they had
against Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
And you know I heard Notre Dame they're the Irish.
Speaker 1 (50:28):
Well when they leave Kyle Field, they're gonna say Irish,
we hadn't had to play there.
Speaker 3 (50:33):
I heard they're gonna be leaving as the hunchbacks of
Notre Dames.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
This is probably exactly what they said.
Speaker 3 (50:41):
If you do not know what we're talking about, just
pause the podcast right now, open up a separate window.
Speaker 1 (50:45):
Just type in yell Leader's Midnight Yell Yell Leaders, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
or yell leader is midnight Yeah, just A and M
midnight yell yell Leaders, and then they'll be like, okay,
like Sam Houston.
Speaker 3 (50:57):
They're like, all I know is that Sam ain't even
in Houston. And they was like, yeah, whoop, whoop, whoop.
Speaker 1 (51:05):
Like I get yell leaders. Sixty years ago, it was
probably a pretty cool tradition. Like back then it's.
Speaker 3 (51:10):
Just you and the boys.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
We've progressed way past it.
Speaker 3 (51:14):
Then we got girls from that. We use the women
to do this.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
Just just keep them in the core of cadets that
can stay. That's still a cool tradition. You got to
get rid of the l leaders. Even A and M
fans they're like, yeah, dude, we don't like it either.
Speaker 3 (51:27):
Yeah, but it's tradition. It's tradition. A lot of A
and M is tradition, not winning traditions, but traditions. Nonetheless, No,
you know what I found out.
Speaker 1 (51:37):
Do you know when the last time an M won
their conference?
Speaker 3 (51:40):
There was the Southwest Conference?
Speaker 1 (51:41):
Right, it was nineteen ninety eight, It was a Southwest Conference.
Was that before the Big Twelve?
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Maybe maybe?
Speaker 1 (51:47):
I think I think ninety eight would have been the
Big Twelve. So that was probably like Javorski Lane was
on the team, and it ain't happened in anytime soon.
A and M could go like five decades without winning
their conference.
Speaker 3 (51:58):
Well, no, it's just they can. We had a couple
of championships or something like that. If you think about
like the way that like the it's a twelve team playoff.
So if you think about like nineteen ninety nine, if
there was a twelve team playoff, they might have made
the playoff. Yeah, so you should probably put that up
on the stadium like tod A and M used to do.
Oh they do do that, Yeah, they do do that,
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Like nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 1 (52:21):
It's crazy, how like they were good in the nineties.
So it was like Texas A and M were both
good schools at football, and then the two thousands hit
and A and M just made the wrong hire after
the wrong hire every single time for the last it's
that thirty four years.
Speaker 3 (52:35):
Now, you could look back to a single minus the man.
Speaker 1 (52:38):
When's the last time A and M had a good coach?
Speaker 3 (52:41):
Kevin Summon when he had Manzel but it was really Manziel.
Speaker 1 (52:43):
But but someone was a bad coach. You look at
his whole career. He had one year or like a
year and a half with Johnny and and Mike Evans
was there so basically saving their ass out of everything.
So he was awful. Mike Sherman, former Packers coach, was awful.
Every coach Jimbo. Jimbo was supposed to be the savior.
Jimbo had had a lot of success everywhere he went
in his career, and he went to Florida State and
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won a national title. He gets to A and M
has top ranked classes, which they still sign great players.
They just it's like the end of Mac Brown's turn
at UT. Great players. Zero development. That's true, yep, they
just don't develop players anymore. And it's crazy because you're
Texas A and M. You're in Texas and you're not
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the liberal UT school. You should be able to recruit
and be really well in Texas. They just can't do it. It
doesn't make any sense to me. Like when Texas schools
aren't good at football, it makes zero sense to me.
Like we've got Jesxas high school football. Just pick those players.
Speaker 3 (53:40):
Hey, when A and M is not good? Nineteen ninety
five or nineteen eighty four was when the Big Toast started.
They played their first like they formed in nineteen eighty four.
They played their first season in nineteen ninety six. So
A and M did win the Big Twelve.
Speaker 1 (53:53):
I want them to be good again because I want
every year and it'll still be crazy UT versus A
and M. You know, rivalry games like that. Somebody could
be ranked first the nation against a team that's not ranked.
Throw the schedules or the rankings out, like rivalry games
are always nuts. It's gonna be good to have that back.
But god, am, you got to figure it out. You
gotta get good.
Speaker 3 (54:11):
Did Texas State win?
Speaker 1 (54:13):
Texas State did win? Did not cover?
Speaker 3 (54:16):
Did not cover very poorly? So going if we're power
ranking the Texas schools like Texas college football schools, we
guide to it based on record obviously, and then then
we had to look at it. Baslin, did you cover
UT dominant cover. Yeah, so they're won. Texas UT is
the best team in Texas. The Baylor don't know.
Speaker 1 (54:39):
I know, SMU, I think they won, but they did
not them because they're Dallas. They did not cover the
over in that game. They just decided they didn't want
to score.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
They're not there. Then Texas Tech one put them to think. So, yeah,
did Rice win? Rice didn't win.
Speaker 1 (54:54):
Texas State should have covered. Dude. They went up like fourteen,
oh real quick, and then pulled the starter the entire
second quarter. Like the coach said going in the game,
we're gonna play all four quarterbacks because we're playing a
D two school that we should dominate. And then just
didn't score for like two straight.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
Okay, so you know what, if they played a D
two school, we can't give them full credit. So UT
number one, baby, UT number one. Texas State didn't cover,
so we can't put their number two like three or four. Yeah,
that's fine. Sam Houston did win. They'd bet they'd be
an FBS school, right, that's so Rice that moves them
down to Sam Houston would go did cover because they
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were underdogs. They were underdogs covered.
Speaker 1 (55:32):
Why you know what, we got to put you above
Texas State the guys.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
So then so it's ut Sam Houston and then did
you you h didn't win? You've aged didn't win, so
they can't. So that's probably Texas Sam, Houston Tech, Texas Tech,
Texas State.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yeah, and then a bunch of bitches.
Speaker 3 (55:53):
And then Baylor. I don't know Baylor did, but we're
just gonna assume they played nobody and one.
Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yeah. Usually that's fair. That's fair, all right.
Speaker 3 (56:02):
And they have religion on their side too though, so
it's kind of an unfair advantage. That's why I always
feel like Notre Dame should not ever be number one,
because it's not fair that you have God playing on
your team too.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
I don't think number one anytime soon.
Speaker 3 (56:15):
Bragging about having a twelfth player kind of cheating and
the fact that you cheated.
Speaker 1 (56:20):
Stadium is so loud, and they can't win.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
There turns out it's the guys on the field to
play and not just people screaming that have been drunk
all day. Quiet. So can we make this a graphic?
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah, the the.
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Top top five teams in the state of Texas after
Week one, Texas, Sam Houston, Texas Tech, Texas State, Baylor.
Speaker 1 (56:45):
We've got to make sure Texas Tech are actually won.
Speaker 3 (56:47):
No, we don't. That's the best part about the gravit.
We'll just put the graphic out to Marboo.
Speaker 1 (56:51):
What uh? They beat Abilene Christian nailed it by one,
two to fifty one. We got to drop them to.
Speaker 3 (57:01):
Okay, So yeah, samu oh dude, we got a couple
of weeks.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
I got the top three team in Texas. Baby, we
got a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
We're gonna have a top five matchup at NRG Stadium.
Speaker 1 (57:14):
It's gonna be sick, but it's gonna be sick.
Speaker 3 (57:16):
If you t stumbles. Who knows. I want to throw.
I want to toss the coin. I want to see
if I can get that done.
Speaker 1 (57:21):
Dude, do it. Push for it.
Speaker 3 (57:23):
I'm gonna push for it. We have some connections at
the iHeart building that I was. I was asked to
do it a couple of years ago for the Sam
Houston s f A game. I might do it. I
want to see if I can play that card again.
I don't know. And then I want to do coin toss.
I'm gonna go viral with the coin toss. Way to
sling it flip like thirty feet in the air at
(57:43):
Land Frisbee. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:45):
I like how I said thirty feet in ten yards,
like they're different.
Speaker 3 (57:48):
It works. But yeah, college football. That was let's talking collegeable.
Also back this week. Sorry, football's back and we're just excited. Okay.
Also back this week is Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is back.
Because I didn't see this until I came in for
work today, the NFL released like a season preview video
where it's just like getting you hyped, and Taylor Swift
(58:08):
was in it like five times. Dolly Partner was in it.
They were in it more than a lot of NFL
players and people were like, what the hell, and I
I replied, well, you never have no because she's in
Cowboys ship so her.
Speaker 1 (58:19):
Yeah, but it's Dolly.
Speaker 3 (58:21):
I'm out on Dolly. I'm out on Dolly.
Speaker 1 (58:23):
This might be the end of the podcast. I will
not well, I'm not standing. I will not sit here.
Speaker 3 (58:28):
Tune in next week for why I've been sitting on
a hot take that I'm really going to go off
on next week. I didn't think it.
Speaker 1 (58:34):
Was your hot take you love or you hate big boobs.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
No Dolly Parton. I'm out on Dolly. And then my
other hot take that we're gonna focus on next week
is the Heath Ledger's not that good of an actor,
So just get rid of Get ready for that.
Speaker 1 (58:48):
Watch me yell at Alex.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
I'm gonna perfect that take. Just get ready for it.
But Taylor Swift back. Everybody was mad that she was
in more than NFL players. I do not care because
I did not watch that video. If I hadn't had
to watch it for work. I watch football. I don't
really care about hype videos unless it's my team. True,
if you had throw Taylor Swift in the Giants ype video,
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I'm fine with that. I don't care. What I did
realize is they put it in there because they were
like all they're goes like, oh yeah, football's back, honey,
Football's back. Taylor Swift, she's gonna be at the game.
So this is a little life hack fellas the life
hack for you for football season. Since Taylor Swift is
still dating Travis Kelcey, your girl maybe wanting to watch
some more football, all right, maybe she's gonna be a
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little bit more lenient with you getting the remote on Sundays.
If you got to ask for the remote. The life
Hack for You just tell her every game that you
want to watch is the Taylor Swift game. Like Taylor's
gonna be at this game. No, she actually got in
her jet and she flew from New York to Pittsburgh.
She wanted to go to the Steelers game too. Well,
is Travis playing? No, But like she knows a lot
of Travis's friends are gonna be there. She's there because
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she wants to watch. She's scouting for Travis, she's helping
him out. And then you go about okay, and then
she lets you watch the game. And then when she's
looking for Taylor Swift, I can't if they're not showing her.
And then same things. She's flying to the Sunday night game.
You know she's got that private jet. She doesn't, She's
not shy about flying that around. Just say this is
the Taylor Swift game. Bit bit, this is Taylor Swift.
Bit bet, this is Taylor Swift game.
Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Taylor's gonna be ho it And these won't fall for
that though they know where she is at all times.
But he actually maybe not nocause they hate the flight tracker.
Got they probably won't use the flight tracker.
Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
All you gotta do is come with some crazy like
mumbo jumbo of like, well, really, if you look at
the score was seventeen to ten and seventeen minus five
is thirteen, which is Taylor's favorite number. You know how
many minutes it takes to get to the airport at
LaGuardia thirteen minutes. You know how far the flight is
(01:00:44):
to Pittsburgh an hour and thirteen minutes. Huh, And she's like,
you're right, maybe she is, Maybe she is gonna be there.
Just throw some crazy math that doesn't make any sense.
She'll bite, She'll bite.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Are our Swifties the number one conspiracy theorist the planet now?
Because every time, like Taylor could sneeze and they would
be like, Okay, get on the forum, let's figure out
what that sneeze meant.
Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Question. I feel like alien people still up there.
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
That's not a conspiracy. Though aliens are real.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
There's a difference.
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
It's mathematically impossible, right.
Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I'm not saying aliens aren't real. I'm saying that everything
you see that flies at all is not always an alien.
And I think there's a lot of people that they
look up at the lights all night and they're like,
what's that, what's that? Like? That could be that's a plane.
There could be a blimp. It could be a satellite,
it could be a star, it could be a comment,
it could be a lot of things. Well, we don't know.
(01:01:36):
We don't know. The government's not even speaking about I
watched Joe Rogan and this guy said this, Well, we don't.
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Know in Houston because there's light pollution and we can't
see the stars.
Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Right, But yeah, just tell your girl, the tailor is
going to be on at every game you want to watch. Hey,
this Giants package game, Taylor's going to be at this. Well,
Travis isn't playing on the Giants in the package, That's fine. No,
she's going to be at this. She's gonna be at this.
She knows.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
I heard that they're toying with starting to do in
season halftime shows. So online they're saying that Taylor might
pop up at this.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
That's the rumor. The rumor, babe, and just do that
for every game.
Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Yeah, yeah, just cast light your girl, dog.
Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
And then just be shocked. And like, also you have
to remember to be equally appalled that they are not
showing her on TV. This is fucking CBS trying to
just silence her. This is fuck, it's the lamestream media.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
But don't don't push too hard on that because then
she might be like, we're boycotting the NFL.
Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
No, because you can't silence Taylor, so we have to
support her by watching it even though they're not showing her. Yeah,
I felt like you were, like.
Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I gotta tickle in my throat today, as you guys
can call from a little nasally. No, I'm just trying
not to cough on yours. That's cool, that's cool, but
consider it very very mindful, very demure.
Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Very denimore, very Demi Moore of you. But Taylor Swift
is back, and yeah, let's not get upset about Taylor
Swift this year. Guys, if your girl watched Just Football
with you, because Taylor Swift is involved in it, we're
winnersh everybody's a winner, right.
Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
But she might also want to ask you questions.
Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Certainly, that's fine. Save it for commercials.
Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
They don't do that for Taylor. They will be opening snap.
Who's that? Goddamn it?
Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Goddamn it, Taylor said to save it for commercials.
Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Just print out the depth chart for her before the game. Yeah,
who's that? Consult the paper, babe?
Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I mean I left tackle, you're not you don't have
a girlfriend, but thanks not. I wasn't talking for shit.
I was trying to like, does anybody else for baseball?
Do you prep Sam for? Like, Yo, the Astro's got
Josh Hater. We're really excited about Josh Hater. He's a
new closer. I think that he's going to be really
good this year. Like did you prep her for like
the new guys? Like I've told Emma all about my
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leakue neighbors and how excited I am and that like
I do expect him to be a Hall of Famer.
I was like, you know how good O'Dell Beckham was,
It's going to be better than Odell Beckham. So there's
no negative side of me saying that to my my
wife at all. But like I've let her know who
I'm very excited about this year? Do or die for
Daniel Jones? Like do you do that at all for
the Astros with Sam?
Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Not at all.
Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
She just has no clues on the Astros.
Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
She's just happy for you because we don't watch the
games like on TV at all because I can't, so
we only go to a couple of games of season.
So there's no point in really like telling her all
of these players if we're only going to see them
two to three times a season.
Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I mean, I usually go to the bar to watch
the Giants so she doesn't have to watch them, But
then I do watch the highlights, and now my daughter
does watch highlights. We watched a lot of Elak neighbors
watching film the film. Yes, watching film, you're right, but yeah, no,
I've told them all about the Giants. Offensive lines improved.
We worried about her second day, we got a new
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defensive coordinator, like all this, and she's like, I don't care.
I'm sure she's tuned it out. And if you asked her,
she should tell her the league neighbors, I.
Speaker 1 (01:04:52):
Know that do your football talk right before bed so
you can pick baby. I'm just trying to help you
get to sleep.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Yeah, my bad idea float that by her.
Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
That will probably just annoy me as I'm trying.
Speaker 3 (01:05:02):
Not a bad idea. All right, What we got next
for comeback kid? Eating shit is backfellas eating shit and
telling people to eat shit, because there has not been
any eating shit this week, but there's been a lot
of telling people to eat shit because there was a
Florida State fan. They was very mad after they lost
of Georgia Tech on Week zero in Ireland two weeks ago,
(01:05:25):
and then the previous to or prior to net last
week's game, he was like, look, I guarantee you Florida
State ain't gonna lose too. They're not gonna start zing too.
No chance. If they do, I will eat dog shit,
I believe, he said, out of a red Solo Cup
with a spoon, out of a red Solo Cup with
a spoon. And they lost to Boston College on Monday night,
(01:05:47):
and then he deleted his.
Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Twitter, Twitter, Instagram.
Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
All this stuff and the Internet being the Internet was
an uproar, which I love about the Internet, Like I
didn't know that guy was, but I saw it at halftime.
I saw that tweet. I saw people reposting. You'd be like,
this guy's gonna have to eat shit. Hey, this guy's
gonna have to eat shit. And then he deleted it
because he realized, oh shit, people are gonna expect me
to actually do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:11):
This just an absolute coward.
Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
I'm gonna just delete it. And then I love, like
that's what the Internet is for. We need to use
the internet for, like this kind of bully, not to
bully somebody with special needs, not to bully somebody because
of their sexuality or their race or anything like that.
Not to Bullyboddy for other stuff like that, to bully
the people that are like, I'm gonna eat shit if
this team loses. And then when they lose and you
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don't eat shit, where's the guy you ate that shit?
Make the man eat shit. And that's what the Internet's
enraged about this week. And that's why I love the Internet.
It's the worst best place on the in the world.
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
The fact that everybody from every fan base could come
together and be like.
Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Nope, you gotta eat the shit. You can't say it
if you're not gonna do.
Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
It, And if you're not gonna do it, you can't
delete everything, can you have to like keep it and
then just wear it like I'm not doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
You just block everybody.
Speaker 1 (01:07:01):
I'm not doing it, yeah, and then just go on
a block spree. Everyone will just be constantly tagging him
all seas long. You gotta eat s yeah, like I'm
not doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
You can't watch the seminoles ever again, Like until you
eat shit. I feel like that should be a rule.
Speaker 1 (01:07:13):
You've gotta find some like obscure Polynesian food that like
in the language it's written like it's what is this?
It's ship Yeah, it's like a chicken dish put in
a red solo cup. You gotta find a loophole that way.
But you said you're gonna eat shit and you need
to eat.
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
It or say dog shit. I thought he said dog shit.
Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
You might have said dog shit, but.
Speaker 3 (01:07:33):
I think that, like, isn't there that coffee? It's like
this is from this animal that ships out the coffee
beans after he eats it, and it's like really expensive
coffee that people pay a lot of money for, like
just big, I'll buy that.
Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Or like eat haggis. It's like sheep's stomach, but you
know it comes out of the stomach pooh Yeah, like
I'm eating the pooh lining. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
You can. You can sidestep it a lot, but you
gotta do something.
Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
You gotta do something.
Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
You gotta do it like you have to do have
done it now. And he did not do it, And
that is what makes the internet so perfect. Just but
where is the shit?
Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
Make I made that shit?
Speaker 1 (01:08:08):
I hope everybody he works with is like, dude, you
need to eat shit.
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Oh, I hope. So his boss is like, you better
not come into each shit. I will not allow you
to clock in.
Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
I will not have liars in my company. Look a
company that stands for integrity.
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
What's a Florida job? Publics? Publics is not going to
allow a man that will not eat shit and then
come work in our deli. You are not welcome back
into publics until you eat the shit, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
Gator wrestler is the first thing that popped in.
Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Yeah. I was trying to think, what's something that's based
in Florida? And I was like, I know, public is
this big dad? Well the first thing that popped my
head was just like strip club and.
Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
Blode meth head.
Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
That's not an occupation?
Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Well, I mean they still copper. That's how they get money.
Speaker 3 (01:08:50):
Okay, still not an occupation.
Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Copper thief.
Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Not a job. It's the thing you do.
Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
I mean, if that's how you get all your money,
what do you do for money? What's your job? Same thing?
Speaker 3 (01:09:04):
Ah, I don't know a job is clocking in with
what you do is? Yeah, how do you pay your
bills with a job? Well, how do you pay your bills?
I steal copper?
Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
That's a job. It's not a conventional job. It's not
a legal job. There's a lot of illegal jobs out there.
That's true. We'll do it every day, that's true. We
just have bookies everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Yeah, all right, fair you win that one. Yeah, you
win that one. I'll concede. I'll concede that one. But yeah,
eating shit is back. So more of the story is,
don't say you're gonna do something and then not do
it because.
Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Your football team will break your heart.
Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
Which also brings me need to the point like.
Speaker 1 (01:09:41):
Also in your quarterbacks DJ, who had one good game
in his career.
Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
If by week four of the NFL season, we have
not gotten our past.
Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I'm not eating you have to eat shit. I'm not
eating shit.
Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
I think you have to eat shit. I think it's fair, Robert,
Do you not think that's fair that he's already got it.
All you have to do is live up to the
bet that you lost our any and then you don't
have to eat ship.
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Yeah, you need a motivator.
Speaker 3 (01:10:03):
You have one week or one month, dude, you have
a whole month. It's thirty some odd days every month. Me,
I don't know how many you're in September. Well then, yeah,
all you got to do is get a tattooed next.
Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Here's my promise. I promise you I will not eat Ship.
So I guess that means we got chat.
Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Let us know, not.
Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
Pat, anyone amateur tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Artist should Pat have to eat Ship.
Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Let's to give us free tattoo if he.
Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
Does not get a tattoo in the month. It's fair.
I just you know, hold old your feet.
Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
I don't say it wasn't fair. I just said I'm
not gonna eat ship.
Speaker 3 (01:10:37):
Well, then just get the tattoo very easy.
Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I'm gonna end up eating Ship.
Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
The gauntlets stand down the gauntlet us do it now.
Week four. Week four kicks off in the NFL. We
do not have past the baby tattoos. You have to
eat ship.
Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
I'm a fucking getting every tattoo parlors DMS.
Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
You go to one. I don't think you have like
we're not getting like a big people. Oh I know,
we don't have feel like schedule out this thing. We
can just walk in and be like, hey, give us
two of these please.
Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Oh I know, but I'm trying to get them for
freedom again.
Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Free tattoos are usually not the best way to go.
Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
We're which I think would be better if these are
the best tattoos.
Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
No, but it's on your body forever. Yeah, so you
want it to be as good as it can be.
Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I've never historically taken care of my body, so why
would I start now?
Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
Because they look really shitty. If you get him done
by somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
That's not good. It's three letters.
Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Oh you're gonna get I was gonna get the logo.
Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
They Okay, maybe we just do that.
Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
I mean, you can do whatever you want for your PTG.
Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
I think we have to get the same tattoo.
Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
We don't have to do the same one. We gotta
get by tattoo because David's is the State of Texas
with Pasty Baby, but David's not on the show.
Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Yeah, but we'll figure it out. Yeah whatever, We've been
saying that for fucking six months.
Speaker 3 (01:11:51):
That will now, We'll definitely figure out now because week
four kickoff that third well, you know what, I'll give
you Sunday, Week four Sunday. You don't have to do
it for a Thursday night game. We can go Friday. Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
I was gonna pus it to the last possible moment anyway.
Speaker 3 (01:12:04):
But we're going like Sunday. Well, no it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
We're going to meet each other somewhere before the Thursday night.
Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
You really gotta be Friday. It's gotta be that Friday,
because like Saturday college football, Sunday, all morning leading up
to it, we're gonna better.
Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
You're gonna showup at your house with a knife and
some ink. Nope, nope, not self not self showing needle.
But yeah, if anybody is a tattoo artist that was
listening to this, hit us up. We would like to
or amateur that needs practice.
Speaker 3 (01:12:27):
Not that, not that one, an actual tattoo artist.
Speaker 1 (01:12:30):
That's why I want to just PTG. It's kind of
hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
We would We would like to just bring you a stencil.
You got to do that. You're not You don't got
to do too much work except just stenciling it in.
But uh, if you could, you could work with us,
we'd love to give you some free ads. Some free ads.
We'll still pay, but we'd like to give you some
free ads for for doing that all right. Next up,
we got Joey Chestnut, the goat not eating ship. He's
eating hot dogs. He's he's eating the record amount of
(01:12:55):
hot dogs. He had eighty three hot dogs and buns
in ten minutes against to Care Kobyashi, who had like
sixty six.
Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
Which is crazy to have sixty six hot dogs and
still get stomped.
Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
Like, fuck you, dude. They don't go out the King America.
I'm at the King. Don't miss dude USA all day.
He had eat the USA. Get the fuck out.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
He had his time fifteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Fuck out, dude. You know why we haven't seen him
play at the Fourth of July hot dog eating contest
because he's gonna lose. Scared he knows. Joey Jess got
to do it inside though, so it wasn't like the
stale helms and stuff, and just eighty three was absolutely ridiculous.
I forgot about it. I saw people talking about it,
and then I was like, oh, I'm good, tune it in.
And I tuned in like two seconds into like the start,
(01:13:38):
and it was like close for maybe minute and a
half two minutes, and then Joey just went to another
level and it was like, you're not get it done.
And to Care Kobyashi's doing all this like try to
like maneuver his stomach. If you watch the true life
with him where he talks about like how your abs
are in charge of all this stuff, which I'm not
saying he's wrong, but like he has like the whole
system where he's like he eats the hot dog that's
like like suck his stomach in and like do all
(01:13:59):
this weird shit, and like Joey's just like hot dog,
hot dog too, hot dog, hot dog, hot dog. Eighty
three of them fucking insane.
Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
The most dominant athlete they got, they got more so
than Secretariat.
Speaker 3 (01:14:13):
Yeah, Joey Chessant than secretariat.
Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
The Secretariat did it what three times?
Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Joey does it all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
He's what twelve years in a row.
Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
And then the contest that we know him for when
he's not there. I did watch it because I'm a patriot.
I'm a fucking patriot. But it was not the same,
and it's like, oh, cool, well remember the guy that
ate seventy semi hot dogs last year. He's we're gonna
have somebody that's not him, and he's gonna be like fifty,
which is still a sick, which is still a lot,
but like, you're not Joey Chestnut, isn't Joey Chessnet numbers.
Speaker 1 (01:14:45):
God, just well never just what a great America.
Speaker 3 (01:14:48):
We'll never see anything like this again in our life.
Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
I want him to be president someday.
Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
I would vote for him.
Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Just he goes to like these foreign banquets in the
countries and he just like eats the.
Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
Entire I'll take you everything on the table. I'll take
your finest dog, please, no, hot dog. Oh there you go,
hot dog, your finest clusy.
Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
I would just like to see, you know that picture
of like him and the other foreign head of state
sitting at a table this massive spread in front of
him and instead of like talking to the guy, Joe
is just shoveling food into his face. Yeah, that'd be sick,
Like what a way to establish dominance on another president.
Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Yeah, you can't really come back from that.
Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
Like imagine if he did that in like Macron's face,
I'm gonna eat thirty crapes in front of you in
four minutes.
Speaker 3 (01:15:29):
Yeah yeah, Macron would have no idea what to do.
But yeah, joy Jess, it's back. So congrats to the goat.
Also back possible Gravy Award winner later later this year,
Death of the Year Toby Keith. I do not like Oklahoma.
I have no to not like Oklahoma than the fact
that I think it's Dallas or State Traders might as
(01:15:50):
well be Dallas.
Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
Their team's full of Texans that are playing in Oklahoma.
You're a state Trader.
Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Oklahoma did have their entire motherfucking stadium singing Toby Keith
courtesy of.
Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
The Red Right and Blue Banger.
Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
That is the greatest song ever written. It was absolutely electric.
I showed it to you before we started the podcast.
I don't know how you didn't see this beforehand, because
I watched it like a hundred times over the weekend
and I was like, they fell down a bet, wasn't
hitting a fucking put it on courtesy put the OU
version on. It's like any stadium singing all of the
song rocks, but when it's Toby Keith rocks even harder.
(01:16:27):
And I know he was like an Oklahoma guy. So
that's the one negative about Toby Keith. We can forgive
him for that.
Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
Everybody gets one cool move. Cool move.
Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
You should do this every year or every game. Now, Like,
if you do this every game, you will go undefeated.
Speaker 1 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I mean it's still not as cool as Tom Petty's.
Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
I think it's cool. It's the coolest song. Yeah, but
it's an Oklahoma well boot boot in your ass and
you're like, we're literally gonna go put a boot in
your ass on the football.
Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Field, Oklahoma. If they were smart, they would have been
doing this since that song came out. They should have
like they waited for him to die Florida didn't wait
for Tom Petty to die. They were honoring him in
Life Hill. That's why that one's cooler.
Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
I still think Toby Keith is the best, but yeah,
shou out to Oklahoma. So Toby Keith is back up
for Death of the Year, up for Death of the Year,
but he's gonna have to fight off O. J. Simpson
Crazy Deaths.
Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
We got a battle in that one. Crazy Deaths is
a long way to go too.
Speaker 3 (01:17:20):
Yeah. Yeah. Next up and the final comeback kid this
week is dogs.
Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Man.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Did you see his bullshit about Kirk Kirbstreet's dog? Why
are people hating on kirkurbstreet dog? He brings his dog,
his dog Ben, great name for a dog. We always
say that a person name is a fantastic name for dog.
Ben is an h lass dog name. He Kirk herber
Street does college game day. Then he gets on his
jet and flies to wherever the game he's calling that
night and does it all the time. He takes his dog, Ben,
(01:17:48):
a Golden Retriever, and he's a good boy. He's funny,
he hangs out, he just chills. And then they showed
during the broadcast the A and M broadcast, Kirk kurb
Street and Ryes Davis are talking, you can see his
tail kind of going back and forth, and people were like,
what the hell is that crap?
Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
What is this?
Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
Like?
Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
How do you get mad that there's a dog in
the booths? Gets it is Ben? Like that's what I
thought when I saw it. I was never at all
like this is ruining the broadcast, because if you think
a dog walking into a fucking screen is runing a broadcast,
get the fuck out of my face.
Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
When he laid down at their feet and was basically
like pushing, uh, what's his name, Davis way off to
the side.
Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Yeah, he's just taking a nap, dude, He's just being
like a boy. If anything, get him in bed. But like,
I don't think Davis gave a ship no.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Because he was like dog here, dog good me? Like dog? Yeah,
probably hated Ben. I would be fine if they had
a Ben cam in the corner of the.
Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Screen of the football game the whole ESPN Plus that,
like let me let me go watch that.
Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Oh I watched his Like like how ESPN two will
have an alternate broadcast with like all the analytics and ship.
Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
A camera on Ben so we can see whatever he sees.
Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Ben Cam on ESPN Plus.
Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
I would watch the show. Sometimes it's just him napping.
He's just laying sideways on the floor and you're like,
all right, this is the floor he's nappened. You see
him just wandering around.
Speaker 1 (01:19:03):
Every week do like a charity counter and like people
can donate money and every ten thousand dollars less somebody
walks out and just starts petting Ben.
Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
And save save homeless pets. While doing Yeah, you hate pets.
If you were upset about Ben, Nobody that I knew
was upset about Ben. I think Robert would have been hysterical,
probably if he cared about college football. Just guys, if
Robert Ford brought his dog and you could hear like
the dog's tail swishing, would you just lose your mind?
(01:19:32):
Durian Asher's game, But I could hear this dog swishing
his too.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
No, not at all. If it was like on the
level of the The A's drum beat, I didn't like that.
Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
If that's fair, that's fair. But like it's a dog.
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Yeah, I'm surprised he never barks.
Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Yeah, he's a really good dog.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
He's a very well trained. Good guys. When he's an
older boy, he's ten.
Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
When I had working internet at my house, you guys.
Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
Would hear we every week and everyone loved it.
Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Yeah, because dog, right, it's dog.
Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Everyone online just outing themselves as cat people. Yeah, just
like he should be playing with other dogs, not stuffed
in the studio like he's sleeping time. That's what dogs do.
Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Hey, hey, Noles fan for eight, shut the fuck up.
Go find your ship guy and get him to eat shit.
Speaker 1 (01:20:21):
I wonder if they let him meet the A and
M dog. Was it revery? I hope not. I hope
they did. I hope dog met dog. You know what,
I taint him sniffed each other's butts.
Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Try and be incorporated into some weird cult.
Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
That happen.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
I hope not to Georgia, and I hope he meets Aga. Yes,
Revelie now is a very good, beautiful dog and the
funniest thing about revel Okay, point, okay, all right, I'd
be fine with the meeting because Revelrie, I forgot. The
people that are in charge of the corgadets is in
charge River And if Reverie wants to sleep on your bed,
(01:20:58):
you have to sleep on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Zero percent chance that would happened with me. I beg
I'm gonna get a bigger bed.
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
You wouldn't be a quirk cadet. I wouldn't I like
that rule. Basically, the school mascot. The school mascot sleeps
where she wants, and she wants to your bed, you
can sleep on the floor.
Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
The dog probably is on the bed because it wants
to cuddle. That's animal abuse. Actually, oh yeah, the dogs
guess wants to be alone. No, it knows you sleep
there and it wants cuddles.
Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Great point, great point. All right, So dogs they're back
this week. Let's not get mad about dogs, all right,
fucking chill out. All right, let's get into the not
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is it Todd Voss?
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
As Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV on Twitter. I
think it's Ashley, I think Brandon, I think Ryan Uh.
I can't even remember everybody else that had it, but
there was a ton of you guys and gals that
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It started their contract expire or LSU versus USC, so
you channel just went out right before the final college
football or I guess not final because Monday there was
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Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
That's not cool, man. And I hate when, like if
I'm paying for a cable subscription or I'm paying for
any sort of service and you're like, well, you got
to call your cable provider because they're not going to
renew their contract're like, no, no, no, no, no, no no
no no. That's not my response. I pay you so
I can fucking watch TV.
Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
Bro, I'm gonna cancel my watch TV. The only reason
I have it is for sports channels. It's the only
reason I have cable. So you take away half of
the sports channels right as football season's getting going.
Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Uh, I'm shocked expanity. He has not done this a lot.
I feel like expanding would we actually don't have any
more contracts or anything.
Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Well, they just they did it a couple of weeks
ago with the range. They stopped showing Bally Sports, but
that only lasted like a weak they brought it back. Yeah,
it was a quick one.
Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
So I was watching the Yankees on it last night.
Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Yeah, it was a quick one. It was only, like
I said, it was only like a week and a half.
But they got it figured out. Hopefully. I don't have
high hopes for this weekend, but hopefully by next weekend
they figure out the content.
Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Fuck dude, it's an opening week honestly. Like it's DirecTV.
Like ever since Sunday Ticket left, you've been shit. And
by you've been shipped, I mean I've never used DirecTV
except for Sunday Ticket. Yeah, like satellite TV, Like you
know what is bad about that rain, I mean comcasts.
They're gonna make sure you don't have any.
Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Think was able to figure out the technology by now.
Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
It's like I went to a bar to watch It
was the year that the the Rockets lost to the Warriors.
Where it was like they you thought they were gonna
do it, and Chris Paul got hurt. Yeah, And I
remember I was at a bar and it started pouring
down rain and all of the TVs just did that
like we're having a signal interruption. It was like, are
you fucking serious, Like you don't have a backup plan
(01:25:57):
for the NBA like the the Western Conference Finals. No,
you don't fucking have a backup plan for this. You
didn't think like, hey, forecast should rain, Like maybe maybe
have one TV that's not attached to just the satellite
that's gonna go out immediately.
Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
I mean, that's gotta be why Sunday Ticket pulled from
direct TV. Like if it rains, people can't see.
Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
You could do the digital version of it, though, And
that's what I did. I never subscribed to like direct
TV Direct TV and didn't never actually have like a satellite.
I just was like I can log in and then
watch this one thing.
Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
My parents had it, and I just use their log in.
Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Yeah, that's fine, that's fine, And if that's your situation,
that's fine too. That's bullshit though, that like right at
football season, you're gonna not give us this shit fuck
you and then don't try and put it on like practice.
Don't give me a chore to call my fucking people
and be like, oh hey, Dlex, I was just calling here,
just wondering if maybe you could sign a new contract
(01:26:50):
with with ABC that like all.
Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
No no fee cancelations after that, because otherwise I'm not
just don't pay your bills.
Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
You should not pay your bill, like that's my new thing.
I'm not paying bills or I'm calling and I'm getting
sit reported to the.
Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
Better Business Bureau. That's who you should call. Listen. I
signed up for the service so that I would have
specifically these channels. I've got eight hundred channels I don't
want because they make me have them, and then they
just take all the channels that I need to watch football. Yeah,
that's malpractice.
Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
We're not paying bills in twenty twenty four when they
fuck with you, don't pay it, and I know there's
rules against that, but just say no. And then if
you keep saying no, what are they gonna do? Turn
it off? But you can't watch that shit anyways.
Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
That's good point.
Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
Oh cool, I wasn't gonna be able to watch football anyways,
so fuck you.
Speaker 1 (01:27:36):
I don't know how bad that's gonna hurt your credit.
You guys, just stop paying.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Fake your death.
Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Or just do the Chase bank fraud thing and get
a bunch of money.
Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Oh I saw that TikTok kids.
Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
It's crazy how many people don't understand.
Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Fraud, Like they don't realize, Like, have you never deposited
a check where you take a picture of the check
and you put it in the thing, Like wait, no,
you can put any number and it just did it
to you, Like no, it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
So I can. I can write a check from this
account for ten thousand dollars, withdraw the money or transfer
it to another account, and then close that first account,
and I'm Scott free. That's what they don't have.
Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
The TikTok kids are show you like they don't have
to take unlimited money. It's like if they.
Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
Name address, social Security number, all the shit that they
need to track me down. And banks are notorious for
not really caring about losing lots of money, so I
guess I could see why they would think that it
would be okay. Yeah, But now the best was just
all people's videos afterwards, like why does it show I'm
negative ten thousand dollars. Big, Well, I hope you didn't
spend all of that ten thousand. You could put eight
(01:28:37):
of it back in there, because your dumbass probably wouldn't
spent two grand right away.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
And that's why you don't take financial advice from.
Speaker 1 (01:28:42):
TikTok, Yeah, or just be able to spot obvious fraud.
Do you think there's gonna be a lot of people
going to jail for this?
Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
You know how? The Chinese government, they say, is like
behind TikTok.
Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
Yeah, people say like, well, you can't trust it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
That's why we're trying to get rid of it, because
the Chinese you're trying to do it, Like, do you
like I'd like to think that if China's trying to
run some kind of like like campaign against the US,
like that was one of them that we fucking got him,
you're gonna put them further guys, Well, you know how
you can just deposit a check? What if we tell
these fucking idiots that they can just put any number
if they write themselves a check and it just doesn't matter,
(01:29:16):
like it's fraud right like yeah, but they're so stupid
they won't know. And then they're like, holy shit, it worked.
Speaker 1 (01:29:21):
It's payback for America being a trillion dollars in debt
to China and just not PA.
Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
That's how they tank our economy.
Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
Like okay, now instead of going after the government, we're
gonna go after the just.
Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
All the people, a bunch of gen Z kids just
thinking their fucking Chipotle.
Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
I didn't go to college because it's a racket. Oh
but I did fall for this thing where now I'm
ten thousand dollars in debt and it's gonna take me
sixty years to pay it off. They figured out a
way to make them take out a college loan without
taking out a college loan.
Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Brilliant, brilliant. Now you don't have you know, you didn't
get the education and you're in debt.
Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Chase Bank is out so much money that's gonna take
them decades to recover.
Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
Government will just buy them back.
Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Probably it does the government bail out stupidity.
Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
They they bail out banks in car places.
Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
Yeah, so yeah, they will just do the banks again.
Like we can't have this. The government's going to like
give them all the money back and absolve the debts.
Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
Like really, what we got.
Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
Stupidity is not a defense. Ignorance of the law is
not a defense, but.
Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
Like that's like the really the big worry is that,
like I don't know about you, but like I loose
sleep at night, be like I hope the banks have
enough money. I really hope that, like the banks are
making money.
Speaker 1 (01:30:30):
Yeah, I worry about the banks.
Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
That's really what I care about the most. Anyways, Yes,
solid not cool guys, that is bullshit by DirecTV. Fuck them,
and if you would like to go scorch yourth on them,
just tag us and some of this ship and I will.
Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
Remove your satellite dish showed up their CEO's ass.
Speaker 3 (01:30:48):
You want us to skull fuck direct TV, we will
up on Twitter. You know what you know? Our ads
Alex J. Milton, not pad Dion, we'll get Yeah. I
can shoot some strays that way. I've been shooting strays
at Comcast for years. I can shoot some strays directed.
Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
You're basically a pro at yelling at companies. At this point.
Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
You didn't even want to know how much credit I
got Right now too, that credit game works. That credit
game fucking works. Bro. I'm gonna pay no money on
my bills now. God, it's pretty great. I just stop
being lazy and just go do that, dude, Just watch
the show my main one that the box keeps like,
he'll freeze for like five seconds. Do it? Yeh every time,
But every time it'd be like, I'm not getting the
(01:31:28):
service it paid for. I'd like to be credited for
a day. You cut your last bill and hat or
like divide it by thirty one. That's what they have
to pay you. And as long as you can break
it down for them, they will pay you that. If
it goes out for a second. Be like I did
not get the full service when I wanted to use it. It
was not able to be used. Okay, okay, do it again.
I'm more like, yeah, no, you don't have to wear
(01:31:48):
it hole, But I did it. Like Saturday, I was
watching I was watching the Boise State game. I can't
remember who they're fucking played, but I was watching Boys
Day and I just had it on speakerphone and I
was like, uh, yeah, hey, what's up, d Alex. Yeah,
this isn't working. No, it's been pretty bad. It's been
in and out all day. And like, okay, we'll give
you a fifteen dollars day credit. Let's go. Let's go, baby,
(01:32:09):
So fu fuck Comcast. Fuck cable companies, really fuck cable companies.
Uh LA's not cool from you, guys and gals. This
week is alex O at alex pick thunder one on Twitter.
He says he's not cool is showing up to lunch
and seeing that they have a cash only sign when
you don't have cash.
Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
I knew it was cashing only when you went, like,
that's on you. But most places are not that way now.
Most places is like frown upon that, like they want
you to be cashless. COVID kind of ruined cash. I
feel like, but when you go somewhere, you're like, I'm
just gonna get my lunch on your lunch break too,
cash only.
Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Fuck. I don't carry cash. I do carry cash, but
I have likeallet.
Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
I'm always scared I'm gonna go to a bar I'm
not gonna have money to tip, So I always have
a couple of ones and then like two five's usually.
Speaker 1 (01:32:57):
It's good to have. I just never do it.
Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
A twenty, a ten, a five, and like five ones
would be the ideal walking around money.
Speaker 1 (01:33:06):
I think when people have the average card, can you
manually enter it, like if it's not swiping I'm like, well,
there's no numbers on it, and uh, our computer here
says MX MasterCard, Visa and Discovery. There's nothing for Apple
card on it. Look cool though, but like remember when
like metal credit cards used to mean something. It meant
(01:33:27):
like it was a high roller card now, which just like.
Speaker 3 (01:33:29):
Well, now they gave everybody that so they had feel special.
Speaker 1 (01:33:31):
It's dumb, but I always do in my head. Play
the scene from American Psycho. It's like Paul Allen's card
is black on black.
Speaker 3 (01:33:39):
Oh my god, you hit custom cards now right, just
get a customed by propactly.
Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
I don't even care. I just fucking use the same card. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
Yeah, that sucks, dude, cash only when you're not expecting
that and you're hungry. Yeah, and now I got to
figure out another planet especially that's like what you were.
Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Excited thirty minutes to the side on tacos, and now
I can't get tacos.
Speaker 3 (01:34:02):
Always get tacos, but get somewhere else now, yeah teazy bees, dude. Sorry,
I'll go first. My not cool is not so much
with something that has happened. I have my front tooth,
my front right tooth right here. I chipped a couple
of months ago, I was drinking out of this very
water bottle and right on like the biting surface, the
(01:34:25):
metal hit it and I would away so far dude, Yeah,
it took a while. I had to just put it
away for a little bit. But so like the biting
surface has like a groove in it, so it's like straight,
there's like a little u and then it goes back down.
So I'm kind of just chewing, like biting into stuff
with my left front tooth, and I've just I have
like two teeth anxiety anxious teeth. I feel like we're
(01:34:49):
like everything I'm doing now, I'm like, please, don't let
anything touch my mouth. Plea, do't let any touch my mouth.
Please let any touch my mouth where I'm so scared
that like like my like tooth is gonna get cracked
or like and it's your front tooth, Like you can't
high that give it's your back tooth. You can just
all just chew on the other side until I get
that fixed. Like if it happens on a weekend, I'm fucked.
I just gotta be. I gotta be tie Domie for
(01:35:11):
if you if you caught that reference, congratulations, But yeah,
I gotta be a hockey player just walking around with
one chick lit out fucked the whole time, and then
you gotta get a fake. I don't know if they
can just fix the biting surface on your front tooth.
They it's got to be like a veneer. So that's expensive.
Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Yeah, it is gonna be lubly.
Speaker 3 (01:35:30):
I have insurance. My daughter doesn't, but I have insurance,
thank god. But then is that gonna be one of
those this is a cosmetic so we actually aren't going
to cover that because my insurance isn't good.
Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
Well it's not cosmetic because it's my mouth and I
can't chew food that that.
Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
But yeah, it's you can't really see it if you're watching,
but I can definitely feel it, and like every day,
like my tongue is just running across like the biting surface,
and just picture the biting surface where it's just like
a you up up there. So like I'm so scared
of I bite a chip with this or if anything
that happens. Like I've I had anxious teeth, Dude, I
got anxious teeth and I hate it. And that's really
(01:36:03):
just like every like as I'm talking, I'm so scared,
like don't let the mic at your tooth. Don't let
the mic at your tooth.
Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
Scared of drinking cold things?
Speaker 3 (01:36:11):
No, because it doesn't like hurt like it doesn't, it
doesn't hurt me. It's it's like I'm scared of making
it worse. Oh, I've like push it to like I
think as far as it can go without it like
being damaged. Damaged. It's like this is doable, but like
now I've just got to deal with it for the
rest of my life or until I figure out that
I'm sorry that happened. Anxious teeth is really my min
(01:36:32):
not cool. What do you guys got?
Speaker 1 (01:36:33):
I got a as everyone was probably guessed from the
way that I sound this week since like Sunday, I
thought I just got allergies out of nowhere, which is
weird because I don't. I don't have allergies. I never
get them. But I was at my buddy's house on
Saturday watching Notre Dame, l A and m so then
started Sunday. It's just it was all MUCUSI and like
(01:36:56):
it sucks. I was like, oh, maybe his cat, like
maybe I got it from his cap, but like I've
this is my buddy that I house sat for not
long ago, spendis can I didn't get anything. Then, I
think I just had some sort of like sinus infection
or something. Oh yeah, because like some people at work
like and I never get sick. My my GM's all
excited putsick, puts sick because I never get sick. So
he loves it when anything happens to me.
Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Drink whiskey.
Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
I haven't. I haven't had any whiskey in my house
in like a couple of weeks. I've just been trying
to save money and not boozing, and that's the problem.
So I gotta hopefully I got I don't know if
I'm gonna have time on the way home, because I
got a fantasy draft at seven o'clock. I might not
even have time to get some medicine. Keep putting it off,
I mean, and and so like I've been taking I
picked up uh stuff from Walgreens yesterday, Like for yesterday,
(01:37:38):
I got.
Speaker 3 (01:37:39):
Like uh, I like that you gestured towards this table.
Speaker 1 (01:37:42):
My backpacks down there behind it, and the pills are
in there.
Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
So I've been taking nothing, but I got nothing for it.
Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
I got allergy medicine yesterday, and I took it and
it helped a little bit, like but not really. And
then today I just bought more mucous, so I'm like
doubling up on the pills, but like they've got antihistamines
in it, so like my eyes like whoa. Like the
way I put it to somebody at work was it's
kind of like I took the pill from focus where
I can see everything, but like I'm not focusing pretty much,
but like it's only so like I'm just sensitive delight
(01:38:10):
and like kind of drowsy half the time because I'm
just shoving pills and I'm not used to pills, so
like it's fucking me up and I don't like it
and it sucks, but I'm just gonna keep doing that
until hopefully it goes a way. Like this morning, I
felt fine, it started to get a little more nasally
as the day went on, I could just feel like
a blockage of like just flem and mucus in the
back of my head, like I felt it my ears
(01:38:31):
a little bit today too. I was like, this is stupid,
just like be better. Yeah, like come on, body, to
this point.
Speaker 3 (01:38:39):
It's football season, we can like it can't be less
than nine dred percent of football season.
Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
And it's not like I'm not sick at all. I
don't feel bad. It's just annoying. And I've got a
bunch of mucus and every once in a while, like
my nose gets a little runny that does suck, and
so it's super annoying and I hate it and I
wanted to go away and bro thank.
Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
You buddys and peas. Mine's actually a lunch related question.
Just like alex O. Normally, before the podcast, I always
make myself an eat, so I'm not hungry during this.
But I had to be up here at the office
a couple of hours before we recorded, and I thought, oh, afterwards,
I had a meeting, So after the meeting, I'll be
able to grasp something from like this deli that's on
(01:39:16):
the same floor.
Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
I went in there.
Speaker 4 (01:39:18):
They close at two. I did not know it was
like two thirty.
Speaker 1 (01:39:22):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
They do have like like like gas station refrigerator style
thing where you can go scan yourself out, but like, yeah,
it's not like the deli food. Yeah, the deli food's
pretty bomb. Yeah they got the fucking tits.
Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Cuban sandwich is gonna say it looks good I've only
ever seen it closed, but it looks tasty. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:39:42):
Yeah, I didn't realize they closed that early. So now
I'm hungry. My stomach from I don't know deep you've
heard it. I know it doesn't come slete the mic
by Metric.
Speaker 1 (01:39:51):
That's how I was this morning, dude. I was starving
like that. Luckily I work at a restaurant. I just
started eating.
Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
I got a pancake cup. If you want to, you
just go pull the water and it's and it's like
a Kodiak cakes pancake thing I have for breakfast in
the morning. If you want, you hit it up, buddy,
one minute. You'll be eating in no time.
Speaker 1 (01:40:09):
Now you can just brag to everyone back. Yeah, I
fasted yesterday for how long? Like eight hours?
Speaker 4 (01:40:14):
Yeah, I'm fasting.
Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
You look spelt.
Speaker 3 (01:40:17):
Yeah, you look great, dude. I appreciate that you look great.
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threw this out, and I by joking then I was
really hoping somebody would do this. Brett Brandon at price
of his DJ says, what color is the number?
Speaker 1 (01:44:37):
Four? So when I read this the first time, I
don't know why. Immediately the first thing that popped might blue,
And I feel like people would think I would go
green because Brett Farre's number was four. Grew up watching
that every week, running around the field with green. I
think what it is though, The reason I my brain
goes blue is Jonathan Moxon h from Varsity Blues. When
(01:45:01):
I see four, I just see blue. I don't know,
and that's the only thing that makes sense to me.
That's why my brain just has that dumb connection. So
I'm going four as blue dude, which is weird that like,
that's the quarterback that my brain goes to and not
the Packers. But it just I don't I can't explain
my brain. It just does weird shit like that.
Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
See not I I tried this with other numbers as
an exercise, but I went Brett farv Brett Favre is four,
Brett Favre, and that white jersey the green four for
it should be, and and that not only the number four.
I think Brett Favre gets the exclusive rights to that
specific way of four because I agree with that because
(01:45:44):
let me, if you're not watching, if you if you're
not watching, go watch. If you are watching, go watch again.
This is like the way that most people draw four,
not how jerseys do. For No, Brett Favre gets the
jersey for and the jersey is the right one that
you're looking at on the screen right now.
Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
It's the right the one closest to Alex for some reason. Yeah,
I just made sure it was a flip.
Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
But yeah, the jersey number four, the Brett Favre specifically,
that is that is green.
Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
That's his number.
Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
That is green.
Speaker 1 (01:46:15):
Without a doubt he owns that number. Maybe he can
sell it back to help pay for some of his crimes. Yeah,
but he does own that for so I think four
is green? You think four is blue? What color is for?
Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
Robert?
Speaker 4 (01:46:27):
Can you see this light right here on board?
Speaker 1 (01:46:30):
Like yellowish?
Speaker 4 (01:46:31):
It's yellowish. Okay, that's the color for I thought that
was red.
Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
Not even close, not even close, Like it's it's like
halfway between yellow and orange.
Speaker 3 (01:46:42):
Robert is colorblind. If you're new, it's orange, pink, green, blue,
that's orange.
Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
This one's red.
Speaker 3 (01:46:49):
That's orange ish yellowish.
Speaker 1 (01:46:52):
Yeah, it's more yellow than orange, I think, but it's
it's uh, it's almost creams creamsicle is what I would
say that color is.
Speaker 4 (01:46:58):
Yeah, that's what color for because that's the fourth headphone. Okay,
that's what I'm going with.
Speaker 1 (01:47:04):
Fair enough. I want to definitely not red.
Speaker 3 (01:47:07):
I could do a whole bit on this, just like
every week somebody asks us what color certain things are?
Numbers words, but like numbers, colors. I love that because
it's like the math question or what color are these folders?
Like there's no right answer.
Speaker 1 (01:47:23):
Colors are yeah, yeah, I mean those are pretty straightforward though, right.
Speaker 3 (01:47:28):
But like numbers are easy because you're like, well, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:47:30):
Numbers don't have colors.
Speaker 3 (01:47:32):
Color. I like saying what color things are? So great question, bred, Yeah,
great question, Keep those coming, Keep those coming. So yeah, yellow, blue, green,
that's it, Roy GBIV exactly, that's exactly what that the middle.
That's fine, that's fine. We got to it next. Question
(01:47:52):
we got. This is from Brandon Davis aka Texas Cat
Daddy at a stream of Cream on Twitter, and Brandon says,
when you kill a spider, are you really just playing
a small part and reinforcing the process of natural selection
and thereby making future generations If spiders harder to kill?
Speaker 1 (01:48:10):
Only if you kill a spider that then erupts into
lots of little baby spiders because it was pregnant. If
you kill a spider and babies don't run out of it, no,
you just killed a spider. It doesn't have any toughness
to pass on at that point. But if you smash
a spider and shit tons of little babies came out, well,
you killed the main one, But the babies didn't die
because they're already tougher.
Speaker 3 (01:48:29):
And now they're pissed. Yeah, another pissed they just lost
their mother or the father. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:48:34):
I don't know how spiders, ye know.
Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Spiders work either, but I absolutely think that this plays
a part in reinforcing natural selection and it makes spiders
harder to kill. I think that's why we don't have
radioactive spiders anymore. Have you noticed that nobody's been bit
by a spider and turned into a superhero in a
very long time, very long time. So that's one thing.
Spiders are figured out, Hey, we shouldn't be radioactive anymore.
(01:48:57):
These humans are going to be able to fucking have
our power and then they're gonna be able to do shit
with it. They've also gotten like venomous. Now we've gotten bigger,
scarier looking, like they've evolved because they're like, we can't
die all the time. We were too easy to squish.
And I have spiders in my house, so like I
feel scared when I kill them. I'm like, I hope
your friends didn't see that, because like I don't know,
(01:49:19):
and like.
Speaker 1 (01:49:20):
You should hope that they did send a message.
Speaker 3 (01:49:22):
Or are they all gonna be like, now we gotta
go get this guy in your mouth. Like spiders like roaches,
you like, yeah, they live places. You can find them.
Like mice, you can kind of find where they are.
You don't know where spiders are. Spiders can be anywhere,
I mean anywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
Just out of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (01:49:37):
All a sudden, there's a web in the corner of
your ceiling. Wow, how'd you get there? I was watching
TV all day yesterday I ends seeing this. They're tricky
little bastards they are. But if you have a spider problem,
hit us up. We do have a very very reliable guy,
Frank Francis Vacineocho aka Frankie Ocho and his associates. If
you have a spider problem, maybe I need to hit
him up. And just like, yo, dude, can you get
(01:49:59):
these guys out?
Speaker 1 (01:50:00):
They all right?
Speaker 3 (01:50:01):
You got squatters in the get rid of them. This
is my friend, Alex. You guys need to clear out
of you. Go next door, go downstairs, go across the street.
I don't care where you go. Can't be here.
Speaker 1 (01:50:11):
I'll give you one opportunity to leave. If you don't
take it, well, guess what now you just can't leave. Look,
be a real shame. Some would happened to you if
you stay too late. Get out of this guy's fucking house.
So I'm saying that might be the phone call you
gotta make, all right, that Franky take care of it.
Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
Yeah, but he will take.
Speaker 1 (01:50:27):
Care of it. Yeah. No.
Speaker 3 (01:50:28):
Absolutely, Killing spiders is just reinforcing natural selection. And like
they're they're getting stronger when we're killing them. It's like like, uh,
what is anti antibiotic resistant illnesses? They're like, now we
know how to fight the antibiodis, antibodies, antibot whatever it is.
(01:50:51):
Show you know this, you know it's not a doctor show.
Great question, brand Brandon, Great question, Brandon dret me off
there because Brett Brandon and then Brandon that the great question.
Brandon Davis. All right, this is a good one. Jp
aguare a gear aguier. This is third fourth time he's
written in the last couple of months. But he did.
He played the game. He realized that I'm gonna realize
(01:51:14):
it's football season. This plays jp aghear Jpa says, power
rank the worst things about football, Power rank the worst
things about football. He gives us injuries, bad calls, the
new kickoff rules, sexual slash, domestic assault charges, and then
the Dallas Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (01:51:33):
So, so one is the worst?
Speaker 3 (01:51:36):
The worst is one? Okay, five would be the least worst.
Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
So I'll go one.
Speaker 3 (01:51:40):
No, no, no, I think we.
Speaker 1 (01:51:41):
Go Robert first. Oh yeah, yeah, let's Robert do this.
Speaker 3 (01:51:43):
You're a big football guy.
Speaker 4 (01:51:45):
Yeah, big, big football. Okay, you can't give me to
stop talking about football.
Speaker 3 (01:51:49):
I'm going.
Speaker 4 (01:51:52):
I'm gonna go sexual domestic assault charges.
Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
One as my number one. Okay, cool, that's a good one.
Speaker 4 (01:51:56):
It's the worst thing about football.
Speaker 3 (01:51:57):
Good one.
Speaker 4 (01:51:59):
Number Two, I'm gonna go bad calls, especially when they
screw over your team. You don't like that. I'm gonna
go Dallas Cowboys number three. Okay, all right, I'm gonna
go injuries number four and the new kickoff rules number five.
Speaker 3 (01:52:21):
I don't hate your rankings. Yeah, I don't hate it.
Speaker 1 (01:52:24):
I'll go next. I got well sexual domestic assault charge
is one.
Speaker 3 (01:52:29):
Okay, that's bad very I mean I disavow anti domestic
and sexual assault here on this podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:52:35):
Uh. Number two, I'm gonna go injuries. Yeah. I hate
to see it happen when it happens to one of
your guys. Yeah, screws over your fantasy team, screws over
your real team. It's awful. Hate to see it. Three.
I'm going bad calls because there's no excuse. You're a professional.
Make the call. You got instant replay, make the call,
(01:52:56):
get it right. Uh four. I am going the new
Kioff rules. I like them. It's gonna cause more kickoffs.
I think more returns. So it's gonna happen. And I'm
putting the Cowboys at five because people are can be like,
oh fat the Cowboys. Yeah, fuck the Cowboys. This doesn't
say the Cowboys fans were the annoying ones. The Cowboys themselves.
I like them because they're run by a jeriatric dude
(01:53:16):
who doesn't know what he's doing anymore. So their head
coach is a fat more On and they lose tragically
all the time, making the fans sad. So I actually
kind of like the Cowboys for that, because the Cowboys
are the ones letting down the fans and torturing their lives.
I'm a fan of that.
Speaker 3 (01:53:31):
Yeah, fuck them. I think JP thought this is gonna
play out differently.
Speaker 1 (01:53:34):
Yeah, he thought we were all going to Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (01:53:36):
Too, because I'm gonna go number one. I'm gonna go
bad calls. I'm gonna go bad calls number one. Wow.
Yeah no, hear me out. I'll explain. Bad calls are
the worst. Is there anything worse than when your team
loses because of a bad call. I probably should have
pulled two like Giants Bills last week last year. I
think about it every day. I think about it every day.
We had it was a past interference in the end zone.
(01:53:58):
We should have got untimed down on the one yard line.
Sae Quon Westcore touchdown, we would have beat the Bills.
I still think about the Bush might have made the playoffs,
might have made the playss.
Speaker 1 (01:54:06):
Bush play USC in like two thousand and four. I
still think about it.
Speaker 3 (01:54:09):
Yeah, little things like that, Little things like that. Bad calls,
like they lead. There's no worst feeling that leaves a
bad tastey mouth than when you lost. And like it's
nice to have a bad call to play. We're also
fucking ref but like you can like stat for so
long and then like you just sound like a little
bitch and like you're just mad about it. You're just
stewing about it and you can't fix it. Bad calls
(01:54:30):
are the worst.
Speaker 1 (01:54:31):
Yeah, because yeah there's nothing you could do.
Speaker 3 (01:54:33):
So it just hurts to his injuries because it takes
away everything. Yeah, like you can have a great team,
you're like, well the astro is the beginning of the year.
What the fuck? They're all injured? That like same, Like
they're like when when you have a football team just
can't stay healthy. That's the worst quarterback can't stay healthy.
I was blessed with Eli Manning for years.
Speaker 1 (01:54:49):
Then you have to walk everything else.
Speaker 3 (01:54:51):
Yeah, maybe you get down, you get Tommy DeVito for
a week, but after that, you know, it fades, It fades.
Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
You're fucking Zach Wilson at quarterback when Aaron goes down.
Speaker 3 (01:55:00):
So yeah, injuries is to number three. Sexual and domestic
abuse out it's like low domestic assault charges. It is low,
no place in football, very bad. If it was like
the worst things to happen, that would definitely be number one.
Worst things about football. That's not about football, that's about
(01:55:21):
outside of football. So it's like football adjacent. It's football adjacent,
which is why I put it after everything. Like obviously
you don't want ray Rice on your team, but like
ray Rice didn't do that on a football field, didn't. Yeah,
Kareem Hunt, that sucks. DeShawn too, bad guy, very bad guy,
(01:55:44):
very bad guy. He did his time, He did his time,
He did his time, he did his time. So yes,
sexual and domestic assault bad, very bad, disavow one hundred percent,
but lesser related to football than the other two, which
is why I put them third. Worth Dallas Cowboys Fuck
Dallas Cowboys, but they do they do do that to themselves,
which makes you happy. Yeah, where you're like I get
(01:56:08):
like one of my favorite days every year is when
the Dallas Cowboys lose. That's like when they get knocked
out of the playoffs or or you're welcome when they're
eliminited for Yeah, like Jordan Love just beating the doors
off of them last year. Okay, like that's kind of fun.
I hate it a lot of time. Like Week one
last year, it didn't like the Cowboys at all. It
was the worst. But they fucked themselves over every single time.
(01:56:28):
So that's fine. Yeah, that's fine. And then number five,
the new kickoff rules. Yeah, I don't care, Like I
think it's gonna create more stuff. We're gonna get over it.
Speaker 1 (01:56:36):
And you haven't even seen them yet, so we don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:56:38):
We have been preseason, but we're gonna get over it.
When the first time your team runs a kickback and
you're like, hell, yeah, this is awesome. I hope we
do this every time.
Speaker 1 (01:56:45):
That's absolutely what Dud's getting jacked up because they're actually
returning it.
Speaker 3 (01:56:49):
Yeah, but like everybody that's like, this sucks when your
team returns it, you this rocks.
Speaker 1 (01:56:55):
Oh, you're right, this sucks. Seeing them actually do something
is way worse than just kicking it into the end zone.
For the thousandth time in a row.
Speaker 3 (01:57:01):
Like assuming Pat doesn't have to do the extra punishment
and eat shit. By week four of the NFL Sason,
no one will care about this, no one. It'll be weird.
Then we'll be over quick. We'll get over it. So yeah,
bad calls, then injuries, sexual slash, domestic assault charges, the
Dallas Cowboys and the new kickoff rules. That those are
(01:57:23):
my poweries. That was a really good one.
Speaker 1 (01:57:25):
JP.
Speaker 3 (01:57:25):
Keep those coming, dude, you've been knocking out of the
park on I'm gonna add JP to answers questions. Ask
her for the gravy. Yeah, he's deserved it in the
last month or so. Brandon Whitehead three Brandon's. We have
Brett Brandon, Brandon Davis, and Brandon Whitehead. Now Brandon's are
dominating the answer segment this week. Brandon Whitehead at Brandon
(01:57:45):
Whitehead on Twitter says his here his question is school
crossing guards child traffickers? Ooh, are school crossing guards child traffickers.
Speaker 1 (01:57:57):
Or the child trafficking facilitators?
Speaker 3 (01:58:00):
I would say they are child traffickers, but like the
best kind of child traffickers, Like not that there should
be a good kind, but if you had to be
good kind of child trafficking. That's it because it's not
like like sexual child trafficking navigators. You're just you're trafficking them, like, hey,
walk here because it's safe. Go to there where your
parents are. That's also safe.
Speaker 1 (01:58:19):
Trafficking them is safely. It's so yeah, yeah, yeah they
are child traffickers for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:58:24):
Still child trafficking, but it's the best possible kind of.
Speaker 1 (01:58:27):
So if you have kids that go to school and
you see the crossing guard, you know, wave at them
and say, hey, thank you for being a good child trafficker.
Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
Thank yes, thank your child, thank you. Then film that
film that interaction to and send it to us. I'd
like to see that. I'd like to see that. Yeah,
that was a good one. I really like the way
your brain worked in that one. Brandon josh Tree Caudle
at Joshua Tree seven one three on Twitter says, is
the USA a spin off of England?
Speaker 1 (01:58:55):
For sure, but it's one of the rare instances where
the spinoff is way better.
Speaker 3 (01:58:58):
Yeah, it's absolutely the best kind of spinoff.
Speaker 1 (01:59:01):
Yeah, like England was cool, but like America just better.
Speaker 3 (01:59:04):
Like taxation without representation, got rid of that football. That's
cool soccer thing. We're gonna call it soccer, but then
we're gonna make a cooler version of football. We're gonna
kick it off and then we're gonna punt it, and
then we're gonna kick field goals, and then the rest
of it, we're just gonna throw it. If that's cool.
We made it better. The Office made it better. Teeth
made it better, food made it better. Not losing Wars
(01:59:27):
made it better.
Speaker 1 (01:59:28):
Fraser was a spinoff of Cheers. Fraser was great. Yeah,
love Fraser.
Speaker 3 (01:59:33):
So the US is the most successful spinoff, I would say,
without a doubt of all spinoffs. Robert, you agree with that, Yeah,
definitely on all right, great question, Josh, great question. Last
question of the week is from ray Mundo bi Navidez
at k Mundo be on Twitter and he says, if
you pick if the okay, he said, is the food
(01:59:57):
you pick out of your teeth with floss considered leftovers.
Speaker 1 (02:00:01):
It depends on the time, Like if you're eating and
like you finished eating and you immediately pick it out, No,
because I'd say that's still part of the meal. If
you do it like me, we're like an hour and
a half later, you're like what's in my tooth and
you get it, then that is definitely leftovers and you're like, ooh,
more steak.
Speaker 3 (02:00:15):
I think it's leftovers no matter, but it's.
Speaker 1 (02:00:18):
Not left over if you cleared out immediately.
Speaker 3 (02:00:21):
But if it was left over, it's just not as
late leftovers.
Speaker 1 (02:00:26):
I just I can't agree with you on this one.
I think you gotta wait a little bit before its.
Speaker 3 (02:00:29):
Left because I think if it's stuck in your tooth,
it's kind of like your tooth is just holding on
to it as a leftover.
Speaker 1 (02:00:33):
It's like, hey, like if you order a pizza and
you eat a bunch of pizza and you're like, all right,
I'm gonna put this away, and as you're like putting
it into a different container to put in your fridge,
you eat the rest of the pizza that's not leftovers
because you didn't leave it for anything. You just ate it.
Speaker 4 (02:00:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:00:46):
I went that on this one, really okay. I mean
I get your logic. I'm not saying your logic's wrong.
I just think, like if I the pizza example specifically,
like if I was gonna put my box the pizza away,
had to put it in like a tepeware thing I'm
gonna eat a pea, but like that's like it's been
sitting now on the counter for a little bit. It's
usually not like right away.
Speaker 1 (02:01:05):
Well you know, yeah, if it's sad for a while. Yeah,
I'm talking about like you just finished eating and you're
like that was a great steak and you start picking
your teeth and get food out of it. That's not
I feel like if you guy do the work to
get you're still left over.
Speaker 3 (02:01:16):
Because leftover haven't even gotten up. But you're not picking
your teeth or flossing while you're eating, so it's left
after the meal.
Speaker 1 (02:01:24):
I do yeah, as I'm eating.
Speaker 3 (02:01:26):
No, you're I got out voted on this, So you
guys are right on that one. But I get I
get what you're saying. I just feel like, yes, I
would say, it is always left over. And the people
that think it's grossedy what you've lost out of your
teeth and it's in your mouth, Yeah, your mouth gross?
Do it to your mouth.
Speaker 1 (02:01:43):
I'm kind of gross.
Speaker 3 (02:01:44):
Yeah, it's your mouth. Like, Okay, that's the breaking point
we've got. Then we probably had a billion other breaking
points before that, long before that. Yeah, this was this
was not the final straw for sure for me if
that's why you think I'm gross for sure. But yeah,
great questions, great questions all around, great power rankings. I've
loved this one. I hate that everybody that does direct
(02:02:06):
TV can't watch that. If it makes you feel better,
Mike Cable has been out for like a month and
a half, so we're sporadically out. It goes in and out,
which is bullshit and just as frustrating. But yeah, teasing
piece to everybody that's experiencing that with direct TV. And
I also fuck you comcasts. I'm at I J Milton,
Pat that not Pat Dan, Robert is at, Robert Barbosa
at zero three. We are at pass Gary pod. On
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random celebrity to wrap it up and.
Speaker 1 (02:02:58):
On our football season. I'm going with Rob Low because
of that random just NFL hat that he wore a
couple of years ago. So Rob Low, remember that he
went to some football game and it was just like
the NFL logo on a hat, not a team.
Speaker 3 (02:03:12):
Rob Wriggle because he's the new Frank, He's a Frank Caliendo,
great one, and he called he was the play by
play guy for the Joey Chestnut.
Speaker 1 (02:03:19):
Nice thing, nice.
Speaker 4 (02:03:22):
Going, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga, Rob Wriggle.
Speaker 3 (02:03:28):
And Lady Here we go.
Speaker 1 (02:03:35):
Jesus God, Jesus Christ is in here?
Speaker 3 (02:03:40):
What a deep pool? From that?
Speaker 1 (02:03:42):
Why I call him Jesus from Heather Jesus Christ?
Speaker 4 (02:03:44):
We know?
Speaker 3 (02:03:44):
Is it the guy central figure of Christianity.
Speaker 4 (02:03:48):
I don't think that should count as one of our three.
Speaker 1 (02:03:50):
No, that's just the one that was that that.
Speaker 3 (02:03:52):
Counts if you pull it up and Selena Gomez hit
when we pulled it up, that that count. But if
it doesn't, then we can do it. Would have counted.
Speaker 4 (02:04:00):
If somebody had hit it, though, you would have said, jeez,
I'm not hoping.
Speaker 1 (02:04:04):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (02:04:04):
I want to say, Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:04:05):
From now on, I have to peece so bad that
if I hit this, I'm probably gonna piss my.
Speaker 3 (02:04:08):
Pants, pulling Bonaparty's.
Speaker 1 (02:04:12):
We're going old school on these.
Speaker 3 (02:04:14):
And need no mo racone. God damn, give us something
we know steep. All right, Okay, let's see one more
and more.
Speaker 1 (02:04:24):
Jesus of Nazareth again, the chances of that crap?
Speaker 3 (02:04:29):
All right, all right, count okay, all right, right, we're done.
We're done, We're done. We love you, guys. Have a
great rest of your week. Go Giants, Go Packers, Go Giants,
Go Packers. Fuck the Eagles and Cowboys until we talk
to you next time. Past the gravy Bitches.
Speaker 1 (02:04:42):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.
Speaker 2 (02:04:48):
Baby topping lead spreads as we listened, past the grad
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Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead, and Lincoln, we'll
get rich today, rich bitch.
Speaker 3 (02:05:07):
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