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October 16, 2024 112 mins
The guys talk about football, Chinese food, and Christopher Columbus. They also power rank ghosts and do some more Robert Felines. 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, powder top and lead spread as we listen, it's
a past the gray. Great we goin fishing for your
bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Baby. Now we go
ahead and let him. We'll get rished today.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Nish bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravey Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's Past the Gravy Episode five hundred and eighty seven
with Alex pat and Bobby Jokes.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Happy gravy Day, Happy gravy day, buddy, what a day.
It's great day. It is a great day. The weather outside,
how about how about that weather? Huh, get out of here?
How about just duck gorgeous?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
That's how you could have started every conversation at any job.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
And it's wow, so toasty in Houston. Can you have
a day that's completely overcast and everyone's like, fucking great? O?
Those is sick. It's just not. I'm not dying when
I walk outside. You could wear long sleeves today. I did.
Look at this.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yeah, so crazy, but yeah, it's uh, weather's happening. So
we got that out of the way.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
It's so nice walking outside and it's fifty two degrees
in the morning. That was pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
It's great, but it's like it's also a Texas so
when you put your fur coat on, then you're like,
oh shit, it's ninety when I leave work.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I was a little worried that I was gonna be
sweating by the time I left work. But no, it's
still beautiful. Yeah, it's nice. You forget that seventy five
is not hot at all.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Yeah, it's like inside of your house, and your house
is pretty comfortable, beautiful, So I keep it at least
seventy five during the day, sixty nine at nine.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
So excited for weather, we're old as shit. No I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not excited for weather. I just only talking about
it the other day, Like this weekend, I was doing
stuff outside and everybody like, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Gonna be still hot. I was like, it's gonna be
fucking fine. Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
We did a golf tournament yesterday, shout right, Ryan Show.
But people were like, it's gonna be in the nineties, dude,
it's gonna be still like it's on top of a
big hill. It's gonna have win and we'll be okay.
And yeah, it got a little toasty at times, but
it was fine, that's why you got cold beers. Shout
out Raymundo for bringing a tent to the gravy hole.

(02:11):
You've been out there with me when we had we
had no tent, and you just get beat down by
the sign. So that would that would have probably been
the factory then. But then we get to big shut up,
don't bitch, we have a tent.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
We're fine.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Tenser, Key, Tenser, are pretty key. Where should I start
off one today's pre coms segment? Probably the first thing
he wrote down, that's usually good place.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's a good place.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
Well, I noticed this on my way in today, on
my way home before I leave work, go do some podcasts, prep,
take the dog out, eat, then come back here and
now we record the podcast. That's the new the new thing,
since my internet is still not great. On my way
home today, I saw a man get out of his
car and then go start barrating some woman that was

(02:53):
in front of him.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
And I don't know what the altercation was.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I don't know what happened, but he was in the
car behind her, and then as I passed them, because
he's still yelling at her when the light turned green,
which seems like that was counterproductive because now he's holding
everybody up instead of being like, you're doing this, this
is right.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
This is wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't know what he's mad at, but I saw
like the entire front side of his car, like the
like let or the left side of his car on
the side was already fucked up, like it had been
run into or he had run into something. I don't
think he ran into that woman, because it didn't look
like she had been in an accident.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
But you can't go like.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
All road rage on somebody if you already have a
fucked up front part of your car, because you are
clearly a bad driver, like you clearly make poor driving decisions,
so you don't get to then lecture other people on
how to make driving decisions. Just like, buddy, your fucking
car is fucked. You can't be yelling at someone else
on how to drive when you have a fucked car
that you drove poorly.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, but she's a woman, so he's probably still a
better driver.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Right, Not in that instance, Just kidding ladies, Not in
that since he wasn't, I mean would say most instances.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Maybe I don't know why it was green, why was
she still sitting there? I would have just driven.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
I don't know either, but he was very animated and
I wanted to do the hey, just shut out, dude.
I thought you're gonna say you drove by and we're like,
you can't park. I did do that two weeks ago.
Did get to do that two weeks ago. There were
two cars had like it was a fender bender and
it was definitely not something you need to stop in
the middle lane on.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
But I did roll down the window.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
And say, hey, you can't park here, and I did
wait like it was like, hey, is everybody okay? Can't
park here? And the lady just turned around.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's pretty great. The only time I ever got to
do that in my life, and it was awesome.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Like I I road rage all of the time. Same
but but I keep it in the car. Well yeah, yeah,
I mean now you.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Skich like I can't imagine getting angry enough to actually
get out of my car. Not a big guy, No,
I just there's one key movee you do when you
road rage and you hate someone, you drive past them
and you give them the yeah, you just turn it.
Look a bit. Does this look like a jet? Do
you look as stupid as you drive? They look like
a jackass every time.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, because in your head you're like, no matter this
fucking jackass yeap, Yeah, that's exactly what you do.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like, I don't understand true road rage, like unless they
hit your car if they're just like driving slow sometimes
And trust me, I on my way to work today,
I think I hit seven lights for seven cars. Four times.
I had to honk my horn to get people to
go once it turned green. That's a lot. That's a lot.

(05:24):
That's a lot. That's a lot. Also was strange that
four times I was the second car in line, just
like and I know I've talked about this in the
past before, Like if you're the first car, you gotta
pay attention, second car, third car. You can be on
your phone because guess what you're gonna see the cars
in front of you moving. You can have your phone.
I just have it like under the light, so you
can like just but just I can't imagine getting to

(05:44):
the point where I got out of my car and
started screaming at somebody in a road rage situation. Yeah,
Like I don't know what you would have to do,
Like how like that's what I'm saying, you have to
hit my car for me? To get out because otherwise
I'm like, there's nothing you can do, no matter how
bad you're driving, that will make me interact with you
on a person a person level.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Yeah, I've I have done the thing before where I
like the person road rages at me and I act
like I'm gonna fight them, and then I just wait
for them to get out of their car, come close
enough to me, and then I drive off. So then like,
now you look silly because you're just standing in the street.
I've done that before.

Speaker 1 (06:18):
It's a good move.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, where he's like, ah no, I'm not gonna fucking
fight you in a street, you loser. I'm gonna go
where I'm going, go back to your fucking car.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
I don't think anyone would ever do it to me
because you're a bigger dude and I'm bald. I look
like I'm probably a racist with a gun. If you're
just driving past me, you definitely have a gun. Yeah,
but also maybe do.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
That like start pulling your start pulling your center console open,
like you got a gun, and they're like, don't don't
brandish it because then that's illegal.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
But like, also, I don't know any skinheads that drive
blue Corollas.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
I don't know skinheads in general.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I mean, yeah, I don't actually know any. But it's
like I look like someone that you don't want to,
like start a confrontation in traffic. But then also I
drive a Corolla and it's got so it's like this
guy is sensible. Like if I were to honk at you,
you'd think a woman's honking at you because it's the
bitchest horn you've ever heard. Dude.

Speaker 3 (07:11):
All you need a horn to do is tell you
a move. That's all it is, is any fancy.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
But every time, like I have to give a quick
beep in traffic, I'm like, it's the beep that I
just did there that's way deeper than my car horn. Yeah, well,
I want the roadrunner beep beep. That would be awesome.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Remember grand Theft thought I would let you do that.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
I just don't want my beap to sound like it's
coming from a tampon, which is what it currently does.
I think a beep is just a beep, dude. Not
all car horns are created equally. They're not, but I
don't think it should matter.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
They all function the same, they all do the same
thing essentially.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
I just every time I honk my horn in traffic,
I'm like everyone around me thinks I'm gay right now.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Not that that matters, not that there's anything wrong with that.
Nothing's wrong with that.

Speaker 1 (07:54):
You guys, we all know none of us have to
hold any prejudice to hear about that. But if you
heard my car horn, you'd be like, RuPaul's driving that car. No,
I don't think you would. I don't think you would.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Next thing I had is it is political text messages.
And I had Kamala Harris just literally text me before
the show. She wants me to send her forty dollars.
I was like, chill out, you ask a lot.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
I could also use forty dollars. I would like you
to send me forty dollars. So I didn't.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Trump has asked me for money as well, and I
would have not sent money to anybody.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
So can I got your vote? And can you give
me money? How about you pay me for my vote?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
If you are richer than me, I will not pay
you money.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
That's also, by the way, if anybody's running for local
office on the ballot anywhere, don't matter how far down
the value you are, you can buy my vote. Yeah,
Like I it's probably illegal, but you know, we'll do
in cash. Pay me, I'll vote for you.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I just though, like the other day I wrote it
down on the prep sheet, just because I was invited
from some dude that's running from some office that I
don't know to Chinese and chit chat, which was last night.
I missed it, unfortunately, get to go to Chinese and
chit chat. But I was like, for all, like something
I imagined these like they're they're these politician guys. They're

(09:07):
probably you know, they're trying to be the every man.
So they're sitting in their suit jackets. They're taken the
jackets off. They've got there definitely, they got their dress
shirt on. They've rolled the sleeves all the way up,
They've loosened the ties a little bit. Hey, we're just
easy going guys. How we are all right now? Yeah,
they have a backwards chair. They have a backwards chair
because like they're cool. They're hit Maybe one of them
has a hat on.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
They lean in when you were talking.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, you know, like a youth pastor. Uh, politicians are
just they're kind of the same thing. Yeah, but like
they're like brainstorm all right, like we could do donuts, No,
jad Van's.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Did the Dunats say that was weird? Okay?

Speaker 3 (09:43):
We could do like burgers, that's pretty easy, like a
pancake supper, pancake lunch. I don't know what about Chinese
and chit chat. Okay, tight, dude, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I've just never heard. Like it's Chinese and chit chat.
We'll talk about the issues. That sound like an old
person who's just bitching about TikTok but doesn't know what
it's called. The fucking the Chinese and their cha chat.
I refuse to download chit chat because then the Communists

(10:15):
can spyn.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
They're gonna see everything I'd ever do.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Bet guys, the Communists are already spying.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
So anyways, we will be having Chinese and chit chat
with Past the Gravy next week at seven pm at
Pat's house.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Chinese and chit chat, well, that's already taken.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
We got to come up with our own, No, dude,
I kind of like it now, Like yo, Like we
could do the donuts with dad. They did that in school, Okay,
well not that. What else could we do? We could
just do pizzas everybody likes pizza. No, it's got to
be something like catchy, like it's gotta have the same
like annunciation on both words.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Okay, like ice cream and ice cream. We could hold
no different ones too. We could do with like gumbo
with Gays. We'll have a pride one that we do.
And then we can have like curry with Christians. Probably
too spicy for most Christians. M Christians. I don't know
any other Christians. I don't know any foods that sting

(11:13):
juice with Jews do have a juice bar. Yeah, it's
just everybody, you get your own event. And then at
the very end we'll do Chinese and chit chat where
we bring everyone together.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
And then Palain with the Palestinians. Everyone likes Chinese, yeah everybody.
I mean, it's not a bad idea, but it's just
like I've never heard anybody but come on over to
a Chinese and chit chat event. So originally though originally
or it's an original idea, I mean, but maybe it's
not as bad of an idea as I thought. I
just was like, I have to share this as somebody
else I will share with the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
It was free Chinese food.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I'll go, oh yeah, I mean, I don't hate Chinese
food at all, I'm going to go and I had
a couple other things left on a pre kind of segment.
You want my idea or you want me to go
to do a little exercise with me?

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Is the exercise? First? Hear the idea later?

Speaker 3 (12:00):
This is an exercise we're gonna do called things that
sound like they would teach you to speak another language.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
That don't do that, right, I'll start do a lipa.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
That's all. That's really all I had. I was like, Okay,
that only works one time. But other than that, we
had a great idea for an exercise.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
The only one that popped in my head is if
if Share started her own social media company and it
was just called Share.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Or a stock trading company. A stock trading company would
also be great Shares.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
There's an idea. Yeah. I don't know any other celebrities
that have names that just work out like that. Yeah, no,
there's not. I did the math.

Speaker 3 (12:53):
I just was like, I just want to say they
do a leap a bit, so it was stupid.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
It's stupid. Thanks, thanks man. I had a great ide
you though, what you got? We do burger nights at
the restaurant, and since I'm the one that works Monday nights,
Uh Burger Monday Night. I should say, I'm gonna just
start turning all the burgers into pun names, like we
have a Bobs Burger, a mushroom Gudaburger, and next week
I'm gonna call it the Welcome to Gudaburger. Oh I

(13:18):
like that.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, it tastes so Guda Burger would also work. Yeah,
I'm just gonna come up with a bunch of stupid
fucking names, Gudha and plenty Burger because.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
I hate having to think of burgers every Monday. And
I got in trouble for running the same one two
weeks in a row because I didn't want to do it.
I was like, fine, I'm gonna make this fun for me.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
Yeah, dude, just watched episodes of Bob's Burgers pretty much.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Yeah, it's gonna be the dumbest names you can think of.

Speaker 3 (13:42):
But I like that, Like I like when he runs
out of ideas and it's just like comes with carrots
and it's like a carrot themed burger. It's like, okay,
Guda to meet you. It's gonna be a bunch of
Gooderuda on it. Yeah, it's just all good.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
It's just all gonna be this.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
It's the same burger. You do it all month long.
You just come four names for it. H I don't
hate that at all. Slide into second. It's just fucking
slider sliders. That's a good idea that it is a
good idea.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Just I want everyone to groan when they have to
say the dame like, can I get this one? No?
Say it?

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Have you seen the say the stupid pun the guy
online that does the like the edgy restaurant change and
he's like, we don't have hot fries. We have burned
the roof of your motherfucking bitch ass mouth fries.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
You think your fries are hot, ours are dirty slut fries.

Speaker 3 (14:31):
Can I just have the Can I have the chili
cheese fries? We don't have chili cheese fries?

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah? Yeah, you dude's on it.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
No, that's not the name of the Can I have
the put it all over me, daddy and cover me
in chili and calm fries.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, I'd be four ninety nine coming right up.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're like, God damn it, we're like fourteen, just over
fucking fries. Man, don't maybe say weird shit, stop it.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
I would, I would actually love a place like that.
Bun Slut. Yep, that's the place. That's what I was saying. Dude,
their videos look great. I've never been. I've had it.
It's okay, like just the nasty dirty girl burger, and like,
what the fuck? Why to sit on my face burger?
That's why I too, because like, why why in a

(15:16):
million years would you name it that? That's why I
want to try it how they get because I like
the nine dollars a burger when everyone else in the
world is like, that's the dumbest fucking idea. Why would
you do that? I'm like, this is hilarious. We like
to do things a little different around here, all right,
And I get the spank me Daddy burger. Look, this
isn't your mom's burger joint.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Let's just say that we do things a little differently
at bun Slut.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
The lesbian Burger. It's a vegan burger because there's no meat. Okay, ooh,
that's an idea for me.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
I got two clams on it.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
It's actually made out of beaver meat.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Speaking of food, that I have an idea related to food.
Been getting into cooking lately, and I was looking at
some recipes and then like you always suggest me cookbooks,
and I think cookbooks just seem exhaustive because.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's like that's way too much.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
I would like to be the first person to come
out with a cook pamphlet where it's just like three
meals in a little pamphlet you could pick up, and
it's like, all right, I don't want to learn how
to cook one hundred things, because no one ever cooks
everything in a cookbook.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
But I could cook three things. I mean back in
the day they did.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yeah, back before we had electriricity, before electricity and running
water exist.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Halla Daan's cookbook, y'all.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
I could just be like, oh yo, it's Alex's cook pamphlet,
and I got I'm gonna show you had to make
my chopped cheese sandwich and miche I make a Philly
cheese steak.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm gonna show you how to make my bang bang
shamp boom.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Done.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
There's three recipes. Done. You just like set it out.
We should. I should make sure if it's a pamphlet,
you can fit six or maybe five if you want
the first front of the page to just be like
the title of the pamplet. But then you got five
more sides to fill.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
See, you're ruining. The point is that it was less
work than a cookbook. A cookbook is a lot of work. Pamphlet,
I know it could be six, but what if we
just did pictures on one side and then it's three.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's a much better idea. Yeah, yeah, they would be
like pictures, fill up with pictures. One of the folds
is actually just like a Microsoft like what did you
what was it? PowerPoint But it's just like a slide page,
but like you print out the slide animation right there,
just to save it.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
It's fine, but a cook pamphlet would work better than
a cookbook.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
You just like leave them at the front of grocery stores. No,
we could sell them, but it's like a fraction of
the price, so they a cookbook, sell them at the
front of grocery stores. Yeah. Yeah, it's like girl Scouts.
And then it's just me like, hey, do you want
to buy four recipes three bucks dollar recipe? You can
sell thousand of those. Everything that's in here is on
sale in there, and then as soon as you set

(17:52):
you run away, you're like, I don't know what's on
sale in the store. Gotcha? No, refund they come back,
eggs are not on sales, like a must have changed.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
You tell him you had a cook pamphlet from me.
Yeah they told you to leave. Okay, yeah, you're right
they did. The cops are on with the cops show up.
You're like, officer, do you like spaghetti bowl? And A's wait,
if I told you I have the best meat ball
recipe all on this pamphlet, that sounds like a great.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Idea, right, Like because a cookbook.

Speaker 3 (18:23):
Now, and somebody gives you a cookbook, I gotta I'll
do all of this, and then you feel like you're
not gonna get the most out of it because you're
gonna not do everything.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
But if it's on the fuck out of all three
of these, if it fits on a pamphlet, it's got
to be a short recipe with easy cooking instructions and you.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
Can just put it up on the fridge, like there's taking.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
As like a pamphlet recipe that's gonna take three and
a half hours, pamphlet recipes that's a thirty minute dinner
every night, yep at most, and normally it's gonna be
five to ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
And then I also like, just like super Easy Cooking
cook pamphlet, and it'll just be like, order pizza from
pizza chain, wait until pizza arrives, enjoy it's just you,
and then do the same thing with Chinese food. That
could be the chit Chat and Chinese that pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
It's just all the pamphlets that you get on your
front door from like Chinese and takeout, and you just
cut out all of their coupons and glue them to you.
You get a couple of you just glue it to
your pamphlet.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
It looks like the Riddler like left a fucking a pamphlet.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
What's that called? It's a ransom note of recipes?

Speaker 3 (19:32):
It's kind out all of the letters that w'd be
so funny.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
What the hell is this? Don't worry about it. I've
got a two for one for Bang Bang shrimp. We're
not even open. Where'd you get that?

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I don't know, so fucking guy gave it to me,
But I would sell them for three dollars. Three recipes
three dollars and three dollars is enough money that like,
I don't even think about spending three dollars, which is
a flaw Probably yes in me. But if somebody's like, Alex,
this is three dollars done. If I even think about

(20:02):
buying that, and it's three hours, it's spent, it's over with.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
There's been multiple times where like I get to the
restaurant in the morning, I count the money from the
night before and it's like a dollar short or something.
Instead of figuring out why I'll take a dollar out
of my wallet, I'm like, I don't even care.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
It's not even yea. I don't want to ask questions.
This is saving me.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's not worth me sitting around waiting for someone to
text me back. Who was here till eleven last night
is probably still asleep. I'm just going to take a
dollar out of my wall.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
And that's why Pat also doesn't feel bad taking a
couple of dollars out of the register before you leave, too,
because he's like, eventually I'll make it up.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
No, I I get them back in booze. There you go.
That's what you really called it. Shift drink. I'm having
a hard earned drink at the end of the night.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Uh, what do you guys have for prem segment?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I earlier today discovered that there is a new caffeine
intake system that is being introduced to the market, and
I think we've officially gone too far. Is it where
they put up your ass? They're putting there's pouches that
go up your butt now, and if we let the
US military get a hold of this, the infantry will
all die from butt pouches. From butt pouch They already

(21:11):
all joke about sticking caffeine and everything else up their ass.
If you give them something that they can actually put
up their ass and gives them energy, we're not gonna
be able to stop the wars from happening, or we're
gonna be like big army, like we're gonna try and
call the We're gonna make okay, we got to send
troops to the Middle East, and all of a sudden
they make where are all of our troops? They're just

(21:31):
wrecking havoc down in Gua, right, they got ass, caffeine,
just wiring them up, and we can't stop them. They're
just all over the globe fighting terrorism. It would, honestly,
our military at that point would be like trying to
herd cats. You just can't do it. So before this
hits market, we need to get rid of those. So
this is this is too dangerous.

Speaker 3 (21:50):
This is like our new threat with AI and ask caffeine.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Actually, if AI actually turns self aware, ask caffeine might
be the only thing that can save us. So maybe
the is good. Not yet. I mean, you keep this
technology under lock and key, keep away from the military,
definitely key, not even necessarily all of them, but definitely
the infantry. We cannot let the army and the soldiers
in the arm we sent it to Russia. Maybe how

(22:14):
many dudes you know over the years that have gone
into the army. I don't want any of those guys
on butt caffeine. I know that many people that went
to the army. I know a lot, and honestly, if
they weren't in the military, I don't think I would
have trusted any of them with weapons. But the government
was like, you'll do Look, we need people, we need people,

(22:35):
come on in, so butt caffeine. It's it's I predict
this is going to be a real problem in the
next six months. I can see that. And we have
a high rise and not even rectum cancer. It's just
gonna be like, like, what's the actual like but hole whatever,
the clinical that is, no, the colon's inside. Actually maybe
the rectum is the right one.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Rectim is Yeah. Yeah, they near killed him. We're gonna
see a lot of rectum cancers coming out of this.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Caused cancer. See now, I'm just inflating, conflating with tobacco.
I don't think you might have gotten a mixed up.
I don't know. But if you're shoving enough stuff up
your butt that's giving you a bus, it'll probably it'll
probably give you what doesn't give you cancer nowadays. Right, True,
that's true, it's true. Yeah, So butt caffeine it's a pass,

(23:21):
thank you, not even once. Don't do it. It's a
gateway caffeine. Hey, life is short. Shove that caffeine up
her eyes. Ye, do the thing. Don't do that. Don't though,
do it, but don't. I'm looking at you, Brett. You
know he'd be the first one to try it. Robert,
you got a pre com. I want to give us
some pre com. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I just found out something about Japanese culture. Japanese culture,
from what I understand, they're very strict, respectful. Maybe I
just seemingly to us would be strange. I found out
that they have this practice called oh dashi baya baya.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
It's a practice racist pronunciation.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
It's the Japanese practice where companies will isolate employees by
giving them no tasks and an effort to get them
to quit on on their own, rather than like having
to fire them and give them severance, Like they'll just
put you in a room, in an empty room, like
hang out here.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Oh have you ever seen Silicon Valley? I have not. Yeah,
that's exactly what they did. What's his name?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Yeah for big Head, big Head, that's a big head
on Sigon Valley. Spoilerlier you would like Silicon Valley, Robert,
I highly recommend it.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
It's on HB. I don't think he'd like TJ. Miller.
He would like Silicon Valley, though, who would he like?
Lest TJ. Miller or me? You probably, yeah, because at
least that guy's fictional. No.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They there's like a tech company and this guy assigns
people to like just big tech contracts, and then he
doesn't believe in firing you because he does believe in
dy sash. He says it in the show. I didn't
know that's what it was called. But he's like, it's
an ancient Japanese te didition where it's shame and shame
is more is more effective than firing people, and like

(25:05):
he thinks that is the case, but then this guy
gets unassigned. You become unassigned, so you're just essentially like, yeah, look,
you ain't got no, you ain't got nothing to do, buddy,
We're not firing you, but you ain't got nothing to do.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
In these guys like I just signed a five year contract,
I'm rich, and he's a group of them just hanging
out on the roof.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Everyone that's really unassigned goes to the roof and like
so he goes up in there grilling and hanging out
and drinking and just partying. And they're like, yeah, this
fucking idiot thinks that this is something shameful, Like we're
making hundreds of thousands of dollars to do nothing every
year for the next thing. The guy's like, I got
three years left, so like, yeah, I guess that is
like probably not as good this this time around. But like,

(25:43):
I don't know, the whole disrespect thing. People don't really
care about disrespect.

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Not America. It's a very different culture in Japan. Yeah,
they're very high on that shit, and we're just high.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
They would just say whatever, dude, oh tight dude, guess
what I'm about to do?

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Fuck around. Yeah. See, in Japan, you either work hard
and you're a high achiever or you drift performance racing vehicles.
Those are the only two options they have. That's good.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Yeah, I'd probably be a performance racing vehicle for sure.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
For sure. Oh and sumo, that's what I would do.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Yeah, assum I would be sick. I wouldn't be cut
out for it.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
But bro, i'd liked in that little diaper thing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:26):
Sometimes on the Astros Space City network that the ass
are on in the mornings, if they have it on,
it's on at like four am, they have a sumo
wrestling and it's wild. It was like, I didn't care
about this, but I'm gonna watch it for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
You tell me about this as soon as I cancel
my DVR with it's on. You can go look at
it on YouTube. I'm sure probably you look at it
on YouTube. But what's it called? Odish don't pronounce it wrong.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Or maybe odashi baya same.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
That she by? Yeah, yeah, that would not work in America.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Oh I dash I ba b e y.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Hey, it's pretty sick. I mean, because you've never heard
anyone say you've dishonored your family. That's big over there.
Most of us don't even like our family. Oh I
shouldn't say us. I feel like all of us like
our family.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
My family built this country. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Your family Remember Irish whiskey.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
The plantain plantation and all that. Remember you find that out.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, it was not.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
It was not an ideal part of my history. I
wasn't a part of it wasn't a part.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I could probably say my family was not in the
southern United States when slavery was going on. So who's
the better person, me or Alex I didn't do anything.
I did nothing. I did nothing, And you get a
lot of people in Germany did nothing in the forties too.
Man got to do something I didn't. Nothing is not

(28:00):
a good excuse. Silence is violent. Hey listen, I just
stood by and let it happen. I didn't participate. Hey, Nazis, don't.
That would have been me in the forties.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
I just want to I want to come out ahead
of everybody else that would have been me.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Guys, I gotta be honest. The marching cool, fashion great,
The idea is not your.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
Best swastika a little problematic it wasn't before.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
It wasn't, but now it is. Yeah, we'll see. That's
the thing. If we had just told him to chill
with it, maybe the swaska wouldn't be bad.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Yeah, I didn't know that. It wasn't like a thing.
My brother's getting his car fixed one time, and I
went with him to get it fixed, and we would
just walking around this shopping center and they had this
Indian grocery store and I was like, let's.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Walk in here, just check it out.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
And we went down this isle and there was like
it was like a candle holder and I had swastikas
all around it. And my brother just was like like
pointed at it, and I was.

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Like, Oh, what is this Indian nazis? What is what
is this? And then we googled it.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Oh, it's like an Indian symbol for like peace, happiness
and peace or unity or something like that.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
The craziest turn it, Well, nothing has ever been nothing
has never has anything been so poorly rebranded in history. Yeah,
it's probably well, actually it's safe and it's a time
for similar reasons. It's that in the Charlie Chaplin mustache,

(29:26):
but they're.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
For the same reason rebranded it was just like this
guy had that.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
You know, well, it became rebranded once he was famously wearing.

Speaker 3 (29:36):
Well, he just had a yeah, Like I wonder if
like somebody had like mutton chops, Like if Hitler had
mutton chops, wh would be like, who, this guy's growing
some mutton.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Hitler couldn't have just worn a fedora. I think everyone
would have been okay with that one. It's just like
some hipster dude, we go back in time, we give
Hitler fashion choices like, okay, so you're gonna wear suspenders,
you're gonna have a thin mustache that you curl, and
you're gonna wear a fedora.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
The Americans would never understand the fashion. What the fuck
accent was that? That was when you just say, it's
in front of everything that's bad, it's bad.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
I don't know jamming that well, so I couldn't do jammin.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Also, change your hand thing, because sometimes I wave at somebody,
but I don't keep my hand waving and then it
looks awkward.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, that's our thing, dude, we don't like he doesn't
own that. That's a wave. You don't get to own
the wave, bro.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
But like if you like, say you get to a
restaurant first and you see your friend want to go,
You go, hey, dude, what's up? And you just aisle
doing that file. But I'm just saying, this is weird
if somebody looks, if somebody looks at the wrong time
at me doing this with a bald head and I'm
just trying to wave down my buddy. Yeah, if they
had just been, like, if this had been the knock,

(30:47):
you just stick your elbow up in the air, it
would save a lot of awkwardness.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Really, really, we're just getting to in a roundabout ways it.
Hitler turns out not a great dude and really fucked
up a lot of shift. Yeah, he've ruined a lot
of things, a lot of things, and maybe the mother
for us because now he can't wave to our friends always.
Like honestly, like, has anybody suffered more than us?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
I have a fat, round face, so I could not
have worn that mustache anyway. But like you probably could
have pulled it off. I wouldn't have done that when
Michael Jordan tried to. I don't know who you used
to wear some weird facial hair, never the Hitler one. Yeah,
But if Hitler hadn't done it is what I'm saying.
And then MJ brought it back. But if we did
reverse Hitlers, we just shaved it right underneathing. Guys, I'm

(31:26):
not a Nazi. See I won't even grow. I got
a little space right there, but it's blonde. It's hard
to see it anyway.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
You're so anti Nazi A very body just rejects that.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Dude, do you have any idea how many Nazis I've
killed in Call of Duty games?

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Oh dude, zombie Nazis count. If they count millions, it
might actually be milling. If they count millions, Nazis bad confirmed. Well,
you know what we already said. We're anti natsy in
this podcast, but officially an anti Nazi podcast. If somebody's
listening to this the first time, this is I would

(32:00):
like to say, this is not how we always do
this show, but sometimes it is.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I know I say this a lot, but how did
we get here? What the fun talking about? Before I
derailed this with Nazis.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
New caffeine delivery system that nothing, he paid nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:18):
Well, you know natural if you think about it, Japanese
to Nazis, it's a natural drump that you can make
because they were allies. Hitler did have a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Now they just like cartoon did work for them.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
They both went into auto manufacturing afterwards. A lot of people.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
He would say, I guess you could say put it
in concentrated areas, but they weren't really getting paid and
they were not having a great time.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
So that's how we got there.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Robert. Yeah, so Japan kind of hitlery if you think
about it, And really they did a lie with him,
which is why the US had to get involved. We
fixed that pretty quick, didn't We didn't. We Japan ain't
messing with us no more.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
No, we found it twice as we did it. All right,
let's do some Robert feelins. I did it.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
I was at the rod Ryan golf Teram yesterday. Shout
out to Bro Brad. We love Bro Brad. He's the best.
He paid for a rod Ryan past the Gravy golf
hole again and they paid for our hole. He paid
for our hole and he sponsored the hole. And we
have the big sign up this as past great podcast.
And so all the people be like, what do you
guys talk about? I like, ray Mundo was up there

(33:25):
with us. I was like RAYMONDA, why do you answer that, Well,
next time you can just answer. We talk about why
Nazis are bad.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Yeah, well we hate Nazis, so that's what we talk.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
It was a lot of sports, and we pitched a
bunch of weird ideas and then I tried to explain
Robert Feelin's and a lot of people didn't understand it.
But hopefully if you were listening today for the first time,
you're still you're still hanging with us. Robert, just pop
one in there, pop us in in, pop one in.
I kind of want to hear, like Robert doing his
in for the first time on the podcast would.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Be funny as long as people don't mind hearing.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
It's not it's not illegal, dude, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
But yeah, Robert Feline, let's get right into Robert Feelines.

Speaker 3 (34:05):
Robert Feelines began when somebody asked us if Robert Feelin
is the proper name for Bobcat, and then we were like,
holy shit, that is. And then we just looked like
we kind of realized Robert feelins are just code words
for other words. It's the same word, just rephrased, and
you have to figure out where it is. We'll give
you the topic. We'll give you the Robert feline, and
your job is to find out the real word or words.

(34:28):
I will start first, because I had three or four
for this week. Let's start with I just scroll all
the way down. All right, this is a tree. We're
going with a tree here, Frederick Coate, Douglas fir Yep,

(34:50):
well done, Pat.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
That might be the only fucking night. Yeah. I don't
know a lot trees either. I was like, God, all
I can think of is arbor day right now.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
The first when I came to my mon was Joshua tree.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Mm hmm. That good. I was thinking.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
I was think yesterday the golf tournament as well. All right,
this is clothing. Topic is clothing.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Go away, rope, Go away rope. It's a clothing go away.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
Leave you kind of you're kind of on the right
track there, it's not leave, but you're on the right track.
Go away, rope. It's a clothing. Has to do with clothing.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
Draw string, No, what the fuck could rope be? It's
where it is difficult. Not I I.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Got you're close with draw string, suspenders, go away rope.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I can't. I can't get the only words that I've
already said out ahead. Shoe string, shoestring, God, leave, leave,
but go away, rope string. All right, you're closer. All right.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
This is workout equipment tire, puppy treadmill. Yep, all right,
muppy mill. Of course, Robert got that one, the fastest,
big puppy mill guy. Yeah, all right, last one. This

(36:47):
is an occupation telephone tiny.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
Occupation, telephone tiny.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Police, call girl.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
No, but not that far off call girl. It might
be something a call girl would do. I mean, well,
I know that's a that's an occupation. Blow job, is

(37:25):
the answer. No, but like she might have another occupation
that the call girl thing comes from. Telephone tiny.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
Phone sex worker.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
You could also have gone with remove she if that
was that was the other time you would call her occupation.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Now you're throwing a lot of words at me, and
everything's jumbled in my brain. Telephone tiny, Just go back to.

Speaker 4 (37:53):
That telephone tiny Okay, sell call.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
So y'all aren't getting it.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
It's pole dancer, telephone poll tiny dancer, and then remove
she would have been stripper, which you could have also
gone with a stripper.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
Get it called girl.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
That's a good one, you guys both all right, what
do you guys got for Robert Feelin's all right?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
My first one, it's a movie, shure, where do I
put this? Okay, so fucking stupid. It's a movie. Fancy hat,
pup pew.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Guns, top gun, top gun, top ad.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
It's fancy all right. My next one, the fucking the
best I came up with was pup.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
So sometimes when you're coming up with a Robert feeling
like you have, you're like, like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
They reverse engineer almost all of mine.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Like I was passing the barbarretam and I was like,
what kind of trees could be? Robert Field, He's like
Douglas fir Okay, how do we get to that? And
then I was trying to be like Frederick Douglas. I
don't know, is there a no Douglas? Buster Douglas? What's
the one they're gonna get? But sometimes you have like
you find the last part of the words, like I
don't know, pew pew.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
My next one is also a movie. All right, we
got a theme tonight. Jordan blowjobs. It is one word.
It's not. It's not a two word movie. It's a
one word movie. Jordan blowjobs. Blow No is that No,

(39:43):
I don't think I would put the name of the
movie in the hint, and then Jordan Blowjobs could also
be Michael B. Jordan if you think about it, remove
a letter there like Mike No. No, not Michael B.
What's his nickname, Mike.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
No.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
There's also his shoe brand, Nike Jump Air.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Jordan blow Jobs, Airheads, Airheads.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Well, I was just I was thinking Michael Jordan the
whole time. Okay, Michael Jordan movies doing movies is really
is just that Jordan Weed and my last one, this
one should be a layup for you guys. It's a
movie monster, Philly DeVito and Ben's money, Philly DeVito and

(40:43):
Ben's money, Jack and Hyde, Danny Davida is what I'm getting.
Philly Rocky, but Philly DeVito, Frank Frankenstein. He's Frank and

(41:04):
it's always sunny and when Ben Stein's money, that's a
deep cut from the nineties. Oh yeah, I really, I
really thought once a movie monster and you would get
Frank and he'd be fucking Frank Danny Vita. But yeah,

(41:24):
the dumb ones are the fun ones.

Speaker 4 (41:27):
So I'm not even to tell you the category for
this one, because I think it's a pretty easy one.
I thought the last one was easy empty penis.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Something cock I say, Limp, Dick de Penis, John.

Speaker 4 (41:51):
Something that's coming.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Up Halloween, Halloween. Who said that one? That was Raymundo.
That's good. I have one more Halloween. I say.

Speaker 4 (42:09):
This one is a professional sports team co host Uproars.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Professional co host Uproars.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Rars.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm just thinking Lions. Is it Detroit Lions? That would
have just that was a shot in the dark. There
was no thought that went behind that outside of Uproars.
So yell, crowd, you know, I'm just saying Lions. Who's
a co host? We know Alex wasn't a co host
the co host of.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Maybe Think Closer to You.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Pat Okay, New England Patriots, the Patriots pat Riots, Yeah, yeah, okay,
take me a second. For a second, I thought it
might have been something pat but I was like, that's
two on the nose for us. No, we need layups

(43:10):
because we're stupid.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Not our best round of guessing, success wise, no clue wise.
I think it was one of our best of guessing.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Not so great.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
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Speaker 1 (44:35):
Bitch.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
All right, Our first comeback kid this week is Indigenous
People's and Christopher Columbus because that is always a weird
holiday now, even though I feel like I have to
work every dayn't. But it's weird where it's like happy
and then somebody's got to commit to one of those
days and it's like, just don't say anything, like I
don't know, it doesn't feel rules. Is it also Columbus Day?

(45:01):
I feel like they both kind of have claim to it.
It's weird where like it's the Pluto thing, where like
you told us Pluto is a planet. Now you telling
me it's not a planet. I already had to learn
and take tests saying it was a planet. How dare
you say it wasn't the planet?

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Friends? Yeah, I had to.

Speaker 3 (45:14):
I had to write on a test that that was
a planet. So fuck you if you're gonna tell me
it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Once I learn it, you can't change it. That's the rules.
I'm not yet put the monkey back in the bottle.
This isn't science like sciences ever revol No, this is
this is math. I was taught that it was Columbus Day. Yeah.
I was not taught about a lot of other stuff
about Christopher Columbus.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I was just taught that was his day. And this
Tony Soprano told me in this house, Tony Christopher Columbus
is a hero. And I agree, And I was like,
all right, yeah, Tony Soprano says he makes good decisions,
so I'll go with that.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
He did some horrible shit, but you know, without it,
we wanted to have the NFL. Great point. Great point.
Also saying happy Indigenous People's Day, that just it doesn't one,
It doesn't roll off the tongue. But it doesn't feel
right saying happy Indigenous people say. It feels like anytime
people bring up Indigenous people's you're speaking about some sort
of atrocity. So putting happy in front of it it

(46:08):
just doesn't feel right to me.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
But also happy Columbus Day doesn't sound right either.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Why not Italians are happy people?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
Would you do you think you need maybe a merry
Columbus Day.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
We could go with more like Columbus Observance Day, Felice
Columbus Day. Maybe it should just be oh, Columbus Day.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Hey, it's Columbus Day. About that, which, by the way,
I don't think they're about that. I don't think people
should say happy Columbus Day. People are just like, oh,
it's Columbus Day.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
But people also say like, happy Memorial Day.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Well it's because yeah, but then everyone always corrects like, ah,
that's not the right one for this one. All all
gays people have a happy Memorial Day because we use
it as an excuse to get fucked up, like we
do for well, for the tree every day in America
for the true But.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
That's that's what I'm saying. Like every other holiday we
say happy whatever, Happy Valentine's Day, happy.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Happy Gravy Day. We're just hoping you. Really, all it
is is when people get mad about it. Dude, I'm
just trying to wish you a happy day. I'm just
trying to say, yeah, but the day, and I'm throwing
whatever day it is. They don't be the person that's like, actually,
didn't day, jay me me me, No.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
I think a lot I think a lot less people
are mad about it, and I do think that people
have like actual opinions on it. I'm not saying people
aren't upset about it, but I just feel like a
lot of it's just like online stuff. I did have
a maybe dumb question like if Columbus Day's bad and
problematic and I don't want to ever say anything to
take this away, but like Thanksgiving, like what kind of

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problematic if you think about it right, Like.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Because it was you can take away everything from me?

Speaker 3 (47:44):
Then the Pilgrims give them all small box you can
take away and like there was like thanks for letting
us eat your food.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Sorry, we gave you all this disease. You can gave that.
A Christmas you can take away. Halloween, That's what I'm saying.
You can take away, say Patrick's Day, you don't touch Thanksgiving.
That's the day saying, man, here's the thing, the day
that every other cause has been accepted and pushed through
and everything is allowed, and they get bored and they go, well,

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now we have to go after Thanksgiving. That's the day
that I have my heart Martin he may or moment.
That's the day I buy a bulldozer, a shit ton
of concrete, and I just start crushing everything you try
and take away the food holiday of food holidays, because
if you're taking away Thanksgiving, that means you're probably trying
to take away Thanksgiving Day football games too. A man
can only take so much, Alex, I agree with you.

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I will physically hurt anyone that tries to come after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I agree with you, but I'm just saying, don't even
put the idea of their head slippery slope.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
But there's no like one person for Thanksgiving, just all
of them, So it's like it's just it's more of
a vague idea.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
There is white people. Don't you dare let me catch
you saying happy leaf ericson day. That guy was a Viking.
You know the kind of shit that they did the
white people's.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
I say, happy non denominational date on December twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
I like that. Your piece of shit? I say, Festivus.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
You want to see a fun you only hear a
fun Facebook meme that an uncle on Facebook shared Christopher
Columbus was just an immigrant see can asylum gaidy gas.
I mean it wasn't great, great job Uncle Dave is there?

Speaker 1 (49:30):
I don't know, just give indigenous people say a different day.
I kind of like that they share it, Like, why
would you? That's the neither side that you digs their
heels in is. It's like Israel Palestine, but with less
conflict in it. Nobody's allowed agreeing to share that day.
It's our day. No, it's our day, all right, Well
this is gonna end.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Who else is young Christopher Columbus? Italians these Spanish? Basically
we found a way in America.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Uh. I don't know if he was Spanish or if
he was Italian, or if he was Spanish and the
Italian sent him on it or he was I think
he was Italian and Spain paid for the trip. I
think he was working for Spain if I remember correctly.
But we found a way to pit and the only
in America can we find a way to pit naive
Americans against Italians. Two groups that sends Christopher Columbos not

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had a lot to do with each other. And we're
just like, hey, how can we divide these people? Just
just let everyone have a whatever day. Nobody had it
off work all day. It's not even a non working holiday,
it's just Columbus Day. He was born in Genoa, Italy. Yeah,
he was Italianeah see I remember somebody guy in Spain. Yeah,
because he was working for Spain and he's been buried.

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Italy was sending all their money to the Vatican back then,
Spain was sending the people around the world being let's
discover some shit. He's been buried like five times. I
don't know why he was buried in the Dominican Republic.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
He's been in Spain, then the Dominican Republic, then back
in Spain, and then then in Seville, Spain. White like
Sevilla SEVI. This is Seville s e v l E.
I do know that it's a soccer team. I've never
been Sevilla is is a soccer team in La Liga.
I've fucking never been to Los Angeles, but I know

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how to say that one too.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Los Angeles.

Speaker 1 (51:24):
I've never been to Manitoba, Oh, South Batto or Mexico City. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Shout out to indigenous peoples and then.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Shout out to Columbus. We're in this house. He's a hero,
and Italians, he's not a hero in that house. He
is Robert. If not for what he did, we wouldn't
have the NFL. In my books, that's a hero.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Great point, it wouldn't have been it like it could
have been anyway.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Hold on, let me put this in terms that if
not for Christopher Columbus, we wouldn't have the Astros.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Think about that, Robert, we would have maybe we would
have we would still have the What about that Native
Americans didn't believe in guns. They used them well after
Christopher Columbus showed them out.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
Yeah, we came over here. We gave them guns, We
gave them horses. What are they complaining about smallpox? If
you get all the horrible, horrible things we did. Look
the other way. They were fighting before we got here.
We just won, all right?

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Also, comeback kid this week birthdays and birthday weeks. Birthday weeks.
It was Jerry Jones's birthday. Go for him, Hay birthday.
Jerry Jones Day got blown out by the Lions, and
he looked like he hated the Lions.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
The Lions are a bad, poorly run franchise. Well, a
well run franchise like the Cowboys. Wouldn't let that happen,
would they?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
You would think that historically speaking, the Lions have not
been very good and they are now though.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
No but there but their quarterback is right, is Jared Goff,
who was who was cast off from the team that
drafted him. The Cowboys have the highest paid not only
quarterback but player in the history of the NFL. Surely
they're great. Yeah, dude, it didn't work out that way.
I guess you could said that the Lions played the
part of Columbus and the Cowboys, but part of the

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indigenouses Indigenous people know it's indigenous now and thendigenized the indigenous.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
But yeah, they uh, they fucked up the Cowboys on Sunday.
I had a Sunday and that trade a little bit better. Yeah, well,
up like twenty it was great. It was like forty
seven right tackle they got crushed and they're owned four
Cowboys are own four at home this year so far

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after going undefeated last season, and it's awesome to watch.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
It's so good.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
But I hope Jerry Jones never dies. I hope Jerry
Jones lives forever. Please make sure that whenever he needs,
we make sure that he is Okay.

Speaker 1 (53:55):
Who would have thought that happened? Alive? A senile billionaire
and a fat fuck head coach wouldn't work out well
for you. Well, but then did you see yesterday?

Speaker 3 (54:05):
We're recording this on Wednesday the sixteenth, so it happened
on October fifteenth. Jerry Jones had to do his on
Dallas's sports station. He has to do on the Cowboys
official station. He does the hit every every week where
he calls in and they ask him questions and he
like went off on the hoose, like these aren't the
questions that you're paid to ask. And I can find
somebody that can ask those questions. So Jerry Jones, we

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would love you to call him past the Gravy. I
would love you to your weekly hit on passing. Can
you imagine it was just us asking the worst questions
to Jerry for like like ten seconds and then he's
gonna hang up and then that'll be it.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Or Jerry, how does it feel to know that you're
just a waste of space? If if Jerry follows through
and gets those guys fired, I think we can give
him a little weekly hit on past the Gravy and
hold him over till they get another job. Yeah yeah,
but keep them all. Actually he doesn't need get after that,
they'll probably hate the Cowboys and we can all just
sit here and shit on the Cowboys for twenty minutes.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I don't know. It's it's
fun as a fan of a team that's not good
right now. It makes me happy when other teams are
not doing well and good good fuck the Cowboys. But
also like they ruined Jerry John's birthday week. It was
his birthday week and then they were like, Jerry, what
do you think about your team?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
Stuck? He's like, you can't talk to me like that.
Don't you ever talk to me like that ever? Again.
I'm with you. I do want Jerry to live forever.
But I'm also excited for when his son takes over. No,
because think about it this way, when does the sun
ever do better? Every time somebody's kid takes over for
the franchise, because they either just step down or they

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die and the kids take over, it's always some dickhead
rich kid who's grown up, filthy rich's whole fucking life
has nothing to do with football, but was just born
into it. They always fuck up the franchise. I mean,
the Yankees are one series away from the World Series
right now. But how is please don't talk bad about?
How is? How do please don't talk about? Was?

Speaker 3 (55:58):
How I said, please, don't talk bad it the Younges
right now, I'd liked only positivity for the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (56:03):
I was just using it as an MP in a
negative light. Please, Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
It was.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
Virginia Hallis. How has she done with the Bears? She's old? Yeah,
but she took the team over. He did. She inherited it. Then,
the inheriting never does well against women owners. Huh, they
can't drive. I'm really just hammered it down this week.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
Yeah, but yeah, Jerry Jones really sad and that made
me happy, So shout out Jerry Jones.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
The only downside is all my buddies that are Cowboys
fans they had given up before the year started. They
all like, and they've said it in the past, but
they always got sucked in this year. They were like, no, dude,
I have zero expectations going into this year, and they
all meant it like they all had given up and
were mentally defeated. So I don't even get the fun
thing that I usually get during the year of them

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losing their minds as the Cowboys suck and.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Are on Sunday and there was Cowboys fans the sow
I had my giants head on. So they were giving
me shit. Giants weren't even playing. But then I got
to see, like we watched the Texans game, then the
Cowboys at the three o'clock game. We stayed for a
lot of that, and then I got to be like,
oh cool. And then anytime Dak would do anything dumb and.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Pay him more, just pay him. At least you can say,
hey him more. At least my bad quarterback isn't the
highest paid player in the league. Yeah, you can cut him.
You can get rid of your quarterback and it won't
destroy your franchise for a few years. Cowboys can't do
that quarterback, all right?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Yeah, but Jerry Jones, please don't die, you six sack
of shit?

Speaker 1 (57:39):
All right? Next coming up or next time I want
to take over your podcast. You can't talk to me
like that.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
I just did.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
You don't know my podcast.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Next come back, kid is fans fighting. Had a lot
of fights in the fans and the fights with fans
in the stands over the week.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
This was not a fight.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
But also did you see the girl that was throwing
up and then the Lions guy was doing the radio
right in front of her.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
Yeah, that was awesome.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
Probably was a Cowboys fan and she was just on
all fours, just projectile, vomiting in the war at the
stadium at the Walkway and there's a Lions fan in
his jersey just like grittied right past her like a
fuck you witch.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It was Cowboys are always comedy, not a fight.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Also, but I did sign at the Rod ryanjer twentieth
anniversary party this weekend, there was a woman with a
Philadelphia Eagles tattoo and she asked me if I would
sign her foot because she was making a joke about
her tattoo. And I was like, of course, I'll sign
your foot. So I got down there and I just
wrote fuck Philly and didn't sign my name at all.
So it was like, yeah, I'll sign it, but I'm

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a right fuck your team on it.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So take that.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
That showed her that marker permanent got her signing with
a tattoo. Gun next could look washing that off? I
can you can wash off permanent mark. But yeah, fans
were fighting in the stands. There was a chick fight
at the North Carolina steake game. The girl brought her
her like hot girl hat, which she's got her like

(59:03):
lumineer's hat, and they smacked the fuck off of it.
They smacked it the fuck off her head, and then
she threw a hand, then more handed that.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
You can't smack the hat because then you're gonna get
punched in the face. Yeah, if you're gonna hit him,
hit him. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
And the other one that smacked the hat, she had
the low ground too, so you don't have the high ground.
You're just it's an uphill battle.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Literally. Apparently she's not a Star Wars. Yeah, yeah, I
have the.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Hog ground man again, but fans have been fighting a lot.
And then you had the Lamar Jackson wearing the Lamar
Jackson jersey guy that was in Baltimore after the Ravens
beat the commanders and he was just like finding commanders
fans and then sucker punching him. But he would just
be like, hey, hey, come up, Hey, what's up, what's up?

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And then just punched the fuck out of him and
complete bullshit. Yeah, scumbag. He likes.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Fights in the stands are one thing that's mutual combat.
You're both arguing, you're both you know what fight's about
to happen. You're walking down the street and a dude
whose team just beat you, Like if they had lost.
You could maybe be like this guy seems like he's
agitated from the game he just won. You can't just
be walking up to people in the streets one again.
I'm on defeating Ravens or jinks. Now, I think that

(01:00:17):
guy probably put a curse on the Ravens by doing
Probably it's just a shame because they're looking real strong
on this shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
He flexed and said I don't lose, and then somebody
put his rap sheet out and he has some pretty
bad stuff, and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
He he he does lose because he lost his job,
lost his job, and then he's probably gonna lose his freedom.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Yeah, they put his penis on a special needs kid
in high school, it said, and then had sent a
dick picture to a girl in college who then posted
it all over dorms because she didn't want the dick peg.
So he's not a great guy anyways. And he says
he doesn't lose. He clearly and if you see his pictures,
lose he looks like a douche. He clearly does lose.
But yeah, fans fighting those are back, don't be like

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the other fan. Don't be like that fan.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
Be be chill. Yeah, you're gonna fight. Make sure you
ask do you agree to mutual combat? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
And then also I think I think I'm just gonna
come out and say, let's like, don't fight guys wearing
the same team jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
All right, you're supporting your team.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
Like if I'm at a Giants game, I'm not gonna
throw hands with another Giants guy. I can think that
guy's a douche, but like, yo, we're we're all here
to bring together, like this team, we gotta we gotta
will this team to a win. Like all the same
are ruining the vibes. If you're trying to fight, I'm
ruining the vibes. I'm trying to fight more guys wearing
my jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
We're not doing that. I cancer in the locker room,
cancer the stands. I'm wearing a d jersey. You can't
also wear a Jack jersey. Yeah, well you tell me,
there could only be one let's fight, Okay, that's what
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:01:43):
It could be a lot of fights games if that
was the case.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
And if you're wearing a DOK jersey, you should probably
just punch yourself. We're just just DM Dak Prescott to
see if he'll pay you back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
For it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
You have the money, dude, I know, I know you do.
I don't know. He's got a Mississippi State education, he
might not know how to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Before we move on from this, let me go back
one where I had to fund Jerry Jones stat I
wanted to share before we moved on from that. But
so let's just flash back real quick to the Jerry
Jones birthday. Jerry Jones is the only owner in NFL
history to both attend an anti integration protest during the
Civil Rights era and watched their billion dollar football team
lose forty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:02:21):
Then I'd never been done before. That's a fact. Hey, Cowboys,
just keep making history facts.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
So I like finding weird facts like that and just
hashtag facts.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Only it's crazy that he had not said sides. He
had so much success in the first like five years
that he bought the franchise that the rest of the
owners in the league were just like, we'll let you
have all the power. And he built it into the
most what's the phrasing for this the highest valued team

(01:02:51):
in American sports? Yes, granted, I mean it's football, so
it's going to be higher value than any of the
other great ones. But like they haven't won shit in
thirty years. Jerry's a bad owner, not just a he's
a sad owner and he's a great owner. What are
you talking about? You just can't be the GM. Please
don't time, Please don't that. I hope this is this one,

(01:03:12):
like I hope Steven is just like you know what,
I'm gonna be the GM too. Just a GM daddy
showed me how to do it. I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
W S.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
You think Jerry's a big Trump guy. Yes, he could
get Trump to be GM.

Speaker 1 (01:03:26):
I would. I would struggle to find a single owner
in the NFL that is not a Trump. Rather, he's
gonna he's gonna cut my taxes by how much?

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
Anyways though, anyways, a couple more come back kids before
we wrap that up.

Speaker 1 (01:03:40):
Goalies, goalies are back. We had a goalie goal last night,
so that you see.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
That, Philip Gustafson of the Minnesota while Robert, you have
you seen goalie goal bro.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
By the way, we're talking about hockey, Rocky.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
It's when the goalie just scores from his own net,
there is an empty net. They pulled the goalie on
the other team and just get it and just flip.
It happened to it one time in my hockey career
and was the coolest thing ever. Was I cheated on
I had a non regulation stick.

Speaker 1 (01:04:05):
I would just it's not cheating if you don't get caught. Yeah,
it's sure.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
I wasn't caught, but goalie sticks are pretty much flat,
and I curved the fuck out of it. So then
when I clear out pucks, I could just kind of
direct it better. And I remember like they had a
line change, the goalie was already pulled and it was
we were trying to just wind it down.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I was like, oh, fuck, it's my time. It's my time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
And I did it and it just slowly went in there.
I didn't think it was a good goalway it did
and it was awesome. But you get to see that happen,
and it's just it's almost just as exciting to see
other people do it. It happens like there's a little
bit of skill sometimes that goes into it, but a
lot of them are just complete luck that like no
one's gonna touch it down the entire eyes because I mean,
for everyone that you see happen, you'll see eight miss

(01:04:45):
most of them mess that seems like it's a pretty
good percentage. You get like maybe eight a year, probably less. Yeah,
I know there was one.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Five.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Max Wayman had one last year. The Brewers. Yeah, it
doesn't happen a lot. No, it doesn't. But it's a
beautiful thing to see. So it got me jacked done
and everyone. You'm so happy for the goalie. Shout out goalies. Yeah,
shout out goalies. You're weird motherfuckers, but we love you
all right. Last come at kid is just touching dicks
with your boys, dude. The Dodgers, man's I touched my

(01:05:17):
boys dicks all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
Dodger tradition, Dodgers and the Rangers, that's their tradition, is
like you do a positive play, Just touch dicks with
your boys, just to jump up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Instead of chest bumping, we're dick bumping dods. What's the
one thing you think of when you think of La
and Dallas perverts guys being just a there's a bunch
of kids in the stands. Hey, let's rub our gennals
together in front of it. That's a great message, just
ind to the children. Wow, I'm so wow, I'm so
angry that I'm gonna have to root for the Dodgers.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Don't root for the Dodgers, root for the podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
I'm rooting for the Mets. I'm rooting for the Mets,
but we don't root for the Mets. I don't think
the Mets are gonna don't root for the Mets. When
with the Dodge, remember you're root for the team that
had the guy that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:03):
Was gambling on baseball and then just he just had
a fall guy and just got his friend to just be, Hey,
I need to take the fall for me, and then
we're just gonna sweep it out of the rug.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
You're an Astros fan. You saw what the MLB did
to them.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
They dragged him and they had nowhere near as much
evidence as they did it for show Hay, and then
they were like.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
Ah, we did like a half day investigation. He's cleared.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Yeah, definitely wasn't him, even though it went into his
bank account and then millions and millions of dollars were transferred,
and he didn't know because he doesn't know what banks are.
He's never heard of a bank in his life. Definitely
not him. He had no idea about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Hey, it's it's called the lesser of two evils. Do
I root for the franchise that just tries to do
the old Yankee system of buying their entire team and
cheats by deferring money so that they can afford to
do it and have the the whiniest goddamn franchise or
fans of all time that complain about everything even though

(01:06:57):
they get to live in La or do. I root
for Satan and the New York Yankees. Satan, you have Satan.
I don't Satan that I don't other people want to be.
I was born into Red Sox fandom. But you're an
Astress fan.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
Though.

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
That'd be like, it's gotta be nice to have two teams.
It would literally be like an Israeli soldier just being like,
I'm really pulling for the Palestinians on this. Wudn't say
that's the same thing. It's pretty fucking close. Wouldn't say
it's the same thing. But you have two teams though,
so like, it's not fair. I just got it. I
got a big heart. I mean, I probably do having
a large heart, but I got a big heart. I
got a rottle, a lot of a lot of room

(01:07:35):
to love.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
It makes me mad you have two teams because it
feels like you're not all invested.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
On but like you're basically asking me to root for
the Chicago Bears. I can never do that. What if
you're a best friend really wanted you to do it?
If you ever met all I do is ship on
my friend and make them angry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Like it'll make my friend happier than anything in the world.
Just like, let's get my friend that one thing he's
had a tough time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
Team. You want to take five minutes scrolling through how
I talk to.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
My drid like not those friends. Just like say, like
there was another friend you had that maybe you did
a show with. I love you, I hate your team,
but like, wouldn't you want that friend to be very happy? No,
because sad is probably better for the podcast. No, but
like he's sad all time though, So like what if
he had this one little I'm all the time, we
had this one glimmer of happiness because his his fucking

(01:08:23):
stupid team.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
You've got a wife and a kid. That's enough? Fuck
you you think I think it's enough. You know what
I have.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
I never had a wife, kid and a championship because
I'd like to feel that I have an Xbox.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
I want you to feel the pain that I feel
every day. That's all I got, Buddy. I live with
a dog that I fucking hate, and I love all dogs.
You don't understand the anger that is constantly running through me,
like Anakin after he got his legs chopped off. That's
my just base Layer, I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:52):
Just don't enjoy baseball watching right now. Like it's just
I'm scared the whole doom. I'm just scared all game.

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
Because you're like, at any moment, is Stanton going to
turn back into what he was for the last two months?
Is the Yankees pitching going to turn back into what
it was all year? Like I was scared. I actually
I was thinking about it today. I was so scared
because all post he's not been going to do. The
Yankees don't have the pitching. I'm not worried. Why are
they pitching so well right now? Granted they have not
played anybody in the post.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Well, okay, Guardians had the third best record in baseball.
I know, Guardians best record in baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
I know that is why it doesn't make sense. Yeah,
this is the first team you've had.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
To people playing great starting pitching two to zero, not
gonna get ahead of myself.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I know this, guys, I know this sense. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:09:38):
Anyways, let's move on. Let's move on. That was touching
dicks with your boys. Yeah, I'll never root for the
guys being dudes. Sometimes guys being dudes. All right, let's
move on to the not coolt segment where we're gonna
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All right, let's start with some viewer and listeners submitted
not cools. Don't forget to check us out on YouTube.
If you are just listening to us. If you're watching us,
hit that play button on the audio version as well.
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the comments. We like it when you guys do that.
Let's start with Todd Voss. Okay, so this is a
unique one. I always say, tweet us, tweet us you
were not Cool's. Todd Voss emailed his end today and
you're about to learn why. Todd says, I left my
phone home when I left for work this morning. That
is why I am emailing you might not cool instead

(01:12:29):
of tweeting it. And I was like, this is a
very appropriate time to submit You're not cool via email.
This is actually probably the first emailed not cool, if
not the first one of a handful of email not
cool as that we've had.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
But Todd having to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
Email from work like there's nothing worse. Then you're like, oh, no,
I was walking my dog the other day and I
got all the way outside and forgot my phone.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
I was like, no, what I do? Hopefully they've got
magazines at his job or something like, well, no, I
just like what happens when he has to poop? Yeah,
what do you doing lunch? Like, there's no shampoo bottles
at work in the bathroom for you to read. Like,
you can't bring it back to elementary school. We gotta

(01:13:07):
get him a cook pamphlet. Yeah, at least read that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Hell yeah, I need to make those and I'll give
him out at this spectacular and then then you can
always keep it on wherever you are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
And then I got reading material that does suck. Dude,
that's a shitty feeling, just because then then all day
you're going to be living with that feeling of I
feel like I'm forgetting something. Then yeah, you feel your
pocket and it's not that you're getting ready to leave
for work. You're like, I'm missing something, and you're like,
I know it's the phone, but also I feel like
I'm missing something absolute, like I don't I can't get comfortable.

(01:13:40):
Absolutely that sucks. Todd solid not cool. Hopefully your phone's
not dead when you get home. If that a poor battery,
like I do better not be.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Solid not cool, Todd teasing PE's brother. Our next one
is from Ryan Gonzales. He's at Raigo Underscore seventeen on
Twitter and Ryan says he's not cool or my hashtag
PGG not cool is that I can't see taking Back
Gravy in concert and we'll never be able to see
no more Jokes live. It's Robert's emo song from from
You Know That.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Yeah. I was singing in the car a lot today
and I started thinking. I was like, maybe I should
be the front man for a band at the golf tournament.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
I was like, yesterday, Ray Mundo, former MVP of Pastor Gravy,
he had downloaded that so he was playing that at
the whole He's like, this is that band Bobby Crish underneath.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
This pale green sky or pale grayce guy. I don't
remember it was, but yeah, and then there there was now,
but you'll never see him. That sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Death Cab for Gravy is another emo band I had signed,
and they just came out with this song called c
one qb Away about me and my struggles with the
New York Giants. You can also go check that out
at paspod on all socials. But yeah, that does suck, dude.
Maybe maybe you know what the spook tackler will have
to see if Taking Back Gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
Can can make an appearance. We can do a sing along.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
That'd be fun. We'll definitely play it. We'll definitely play
it this book tacularly for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Last listener and viewers submitted not cools from Adrian Valdez
at Angry Enchilada on Twitter fantastic handle. He says he's
not cool as people who put fish in the microwave
and make an entire office stink.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
That's uh that one always plays how like how did
it all actually do that? Like that's been a thing
that's been on, like just don't just in pop culture
since at least the nineties, people like, don't be that guy,
don't do that. People don't do that. People just don't care,
Like just eat your fucking food cold. People just don't care.

(01:15:38):
It's weird. What Just deal with it. It's not that bad.
Bring chicken, don't, don't microwave fish.

Speaker 3 (01:15:46):
Yeah, it's a weird move, Like, is this going to
stink at all? If I already heated up, okay, then
I'm not going to do it. That should be very
simple decision making process. God, people suck, but yeah, that's
that suck teasing ps Adrian.

Speaker 1 (01:16:02):
Bring a shopping car to work and just leave it
behind their car. Where the fuck did this come from?
Just do it every day.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
A wild shopping cart would be that's a that's a
really funny pank.

Speaker 1 (01:16:14):
Or maybe you should take a fish and put it
in their tailpipe, not a bad idea. Also, also go
in not a whole full fish, you'll probably see it.
Just throw some shrimp in there. You can just toss
some shrimp into their tailpipe. They'll never find that. Yeah
that's what they get. Oh, you don't like the smell
of fish. Neither does anyone else. You don't like how

(01:16:35):
it smells when that fish gets heated up in an
area you weren't expecting. And it's worked. But you can't
ever play this game. But I just do the morning ladies.
I always plays shout out at from it. It always
plays when it's not work.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
I wouldn't if you work with only dudes, I wouldn't
recommend doing it work, but that would be fun or
do at work. If I don't recommend it gets your report,
I'll go first with mine. I had visitors at my
apartment for like, people stay over.

Speaker 1 (01:17:07):
For probably the first time. I know.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I thought I had my brother drunkenly passed out over
at my house where it was just like, hey, I'm
just gonna cry.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
He crashed. That's difference. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
I had some friends come in from out of town
to stay with me this weekend. We were going to
the Road Ranch or twentieth anniversary party, and I was like, absolutely,
I got room. You guys can crash here, got a
food time. First time somebody's crashed on the foot time,
it's pretty awesome. But I had some friends day and
neither of them there were two people they were they
were coming or two cars. Neither of them could park
in my visitor parking because the visitor parking was full.

(01:17:38):
And then they put stickers on people who don't park
and visitor parking if you park in a non marked
spot and you don't have like a pass, but not
everybody's passes and people just park there anyways, and then
all of our visitor parking is like my people that
still live there, So it's kind of bullshit. Luckily there
was a biliting not too far from us that like
they had to pay to go park in that parking garage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
And love it. And it's not that expen it to
pay the ass though, but like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
It's bullshit that you can have a visitor parking that
it's parked at by people that live there, and that
like there's nowhere visitors to park. What am I supposed
to do? And just I guess you can't have visitors. No,
I'm gonna have visitors and they're gonna park in somebody's spot. Now,
Like that's the that's gonna be the problem because.

Speaker 1 (01:18:18):
It's not like you have to pay, like parking is
included when you live there, right, is included.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
The new thing that they've been trying to do over
the last couple of years is pay get people to
pay for reserve spots. Yeah, it's a there's two buildings
or forest four buildings, but like two big buildings that
make yeah that and they just like cone off random
spots and they'll they'll be like these might this could
be reserved. This is a premium spot, and like you
can't do that. This was never a premium spot, and

(01:18:44):
like they're way, you pay twenty dollars a month for it.
And now they're just putting these orange stickers on people's
cars that are because like at night, if you go,
like if you came back after midnight, like you wouldn't
be able to find a spot, and if you did,
it would be open, it would say reserved. And I
saw a car today, like I was like, I'm glad
that that was my not cool because it was a
car that's parked in a reserved spot and there was

(01:19:05):
a note written on it that they had just like
rolled the window up with the note out, and it
was like, don't put a fucking sticker on my car.
There was nowhere else to park. And I was like,
all right, all right, okay, good, I'm glad somebody else
is having a deal with this shit. But like I
wanted to just be like, what the fuck is the
problem with this? Guys, Like if I have visitors, I
should be never prevented from having visitors. I'm not having

(01:19:26):
one hundred people over. If I have two cars that
need to park in visitor parking, they should be able
to park in visitor parking, and if they're not, that's
not my problem.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
You can't pay wall parking spots if you don't have
enough parking spots to everyone that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Lives there, because then people that paid for parking spots
that are reserved move and the reserve spot just still
just says reserves, so people can't park there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
And then you're like, well, there's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
All of these spots are taking there's twelve vacant spots
that all stay reserved that are clearly not going to
be used by anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
I've had to park in those far. I'm just like,
I don't like, you can't toe out of my garage.

Speaker 3 (01:19:57):
So that's like they can put the annoying sticker on,
which is a pay and they asked to get off,
but they can't toe because they've seen the tow truck
where when you lift the car up, you can't get
out of the garage.

Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
Ah, So it's like, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
You're not taking it anywhere, so don't fuck with my shit,
and then stop being so like it. Stop trying to
enforce so many rules when you can't toe me, because
now I will just park in front of the fucking gate,
Like I can do that now if I want to,
I will just do that, and I will make your
life that And we were tight. Me and lawyer are tight.
I thought you were tight. We might not be tight.
We might not be tight.

Speaker 1 (01:20:27):
And I don't think we want to go back to that.
Truth is off.

Speaker 3 (01:20:29):
I don't not yet and you to go have a word,
but I'm gonna have a word this week. I'm gonna
be like, what the fuck? This was a very poor
experience for my friends. They'll never live here now because
they already live at homes. But they thought this was bullshit.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
How do I look? And I was like, yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
I look like I live in the hood. We're like, yeah,
there's no visitor parking. Yeah, we don't have any place
for visitors. They just said, no, don't have friends, not
a lot of to have friends here. If I was
trying to have five people come stay with all five
cars a lot, I get that, but like you should
be able to have two cars park in a visitor
parking spot. That was not cool and then my other

(01:21:08):
not cool is I drank way too much this weekend.
I went pretty hard on on Saturday, and then Sunday
woke up, went to the bar and watch football with
my friends and then had like twelve thirteen years and
then drink during the Giants game because I hated myself.
So that was just it was a long, long weekend

(01:21:28):
to drinking and it took me two days to recover.

Speaker 1 (01:21:32):
I'm sorry, buddy, not fun, but it was a fun weekend.
I've got one that can actually piggyback off of that.
I I might drink myself to death. Not on purpose either,
It's just I did an experiment where I ordered this
really cheap bottle of whiskey from work. It's it's not
one you can find this. I'm not gonna give the

(01:21:53):
name because they're not paying me, but it's five dollars
and eighty two cents for a leader, so it's more
than a seven to fifty bottle. And I was like,
you know what, I know, this is really cheap. I'm
gonna get it. I'm gonna bring it home, and I'm
gonna try doing that trick that you can do with
like tequila and stuff, where like you put the the
frother in it or whatever, and so like it air
rates and it makes it better. And I was like,

(01:22:13):
I'm gonna see if that makes it drinkable, you know,
just to try, you know. I was like, worst case scenario,
this is horse piss and I'm out six bucks. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:22:21):
Did you try it before you did that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I did, okay, And this is why I might drink
myself death one bad kind of like it before. Dude,
I didn't froth it one time. I drank the whole
bottle straight in two days. So if I could start
buying bottles of whiskey, we could buy six dollars. You
could buy four bottles at a time. I really haven't
been drinking that much over the last two months. I've

(01:22:44):
just been saving money, not doing it. Well, now you're
saving money. Really, I consider spending six dollars to be
spending zero dollars. Yep, yep, that's right at the threshold.
A problem might arise from this. That's bad. Yeah, And
my other one, I'm not going to give the I
could go on for twenty minutes about this weekend and

(01:23:04):
my sister's fucking dog. She was out of town. I'm
watching the dogs. It was like nine different things. I
could say it pissed in the house three times. I'm
going to tell a story of one of them. All right.
The other dog comes up, I think it was Friday morning,
seven o'clock in the morning. Whatever. It was like, saying
it needs to go outside. Okay, I get out of bed.

(01:23:25):
I try and get the one that I fucking hate
to move. It just stares at me, won't move. It
won't listen to me when I say let's go outside.
You ever met a dog that you say let's go outside.
They're not excited, just this fucking one. So I let
the other dog outside, no problem, and I feed her.
As she's outside, I come back and I go back
to bed. At like I want to say, eight thirty,

(01:23:50):
she comes up in my room again. I was like, God,
damn it, the food went through her. I let her
back out again. The other other dog still won't move,
won't move. I go okay, I go up. I go
back to bed. At nine thirty, I hear it barking
at the bottom of the stairs. That's the sign. I
immediately get up with an under sixty seconds. I'm at
the bottom of the stairs. As I get to the
bottom of the stairs. It's just sitting there pissing. Why

(01:24:15):
did you watch it piss just I walked it and
I lost my fucking mind. I was like, dude, I
tried twice to get you outside in the last hour
and a half. You didn't even give me sixty seconds
to get I literally I heard it barking. I jumped
out of bed, I threw some shorts on, and I
walked down the stairs and it's just pissing on the

(01:24:36):
tile by the front door. This is on tile. Well,
it keeps me by the way because it keeps peeing
right there. Now the entry of my head, it just
kind of smells like piss right there because the dog
won't stop fucking peeing right there, and it keeps doing
it when my sister's out of town. I'm there, but
I'll try and get it outside four fucking times and
it won't go, and then it just pisses. Yeah, it's

(01:24:59):
not ideal, Oh it's not. It was. I was so mad.
It was. It was the worst. It was the absolute worst.
And then I said I was only gonna tell one.
Then it did it again. Uh, Monday, my sister was
coming home. I get home at six let the dog,
same exact thing. Let the dog out, it won't go.
An hour later, let the dog out, it won't go.

(01:25:19):
I sit down and play video games with my friends.
I'm playing an online game. It starts to bark. I couldn't.
I couldn't end the game, but literally the game ended
within two minutes, and it ends. I throw the headphones off.
I jump over fucking pissed by the front door, and
I text my sister. I was like, there's pissed by
the front door. Don't step it on it when you
get in. I'm not fucking cleaning this. So then it

(01:25:40):
just pissed sat down my front door for like half
an hour. Yeah, that'll make it smell like that. It
was already smelling like piss. Dude. I used almost an
entire bottle of the Breeze this weekend and just could
not get rid of the piss.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
I wasn't going to go through the whole cleaning shit.
I was like, I'm not fucking dealing with this anymore.
I toweled it off. I fucking wiped it and cleaned
it up, and then I forbreezed the area all mental.
I thought about buying some puppy pats to put right there.
But I was like, you know what, I'm not spending
money on this dog. Yeah, but at least then it

(01:26:14):
would just be like pissed on that and it wouldn't
be like wet tile, like even after you wipe it up,
it still seems kind of shiny, like this fucking gross.
Yeah that sucks. Yeah, of cleaning up after dogs that
you hate sucks, right, you get that?

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I definitely get it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:34):
He hates all dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
I don't hate dog dogs does hate dogs, don't hate dog.

Speaker 1 (01:26:37):
He's just not a dog lover, which means he hates socks.
You don't love him, you hate him? What you got for?
Not cool?

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
So tomorrow Thursday is Sam's birthday, and we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Go out every birthday, have birthday, Sam could remembering Robert Tell.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
Harry said every birthday, and then player this bit. Okay, okay,
just you guys heard this specific part.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
Right, We're gonna go out to lunch or dinner. I'm
not sure exactly what depends on how busy we are.
And now, you know, I just want to be like
look nice for her. And so for some reason this
week my body is like how about you get five
pimples on your face. I have about five pimples on
your face there that I have like all my chin

(01:27:19):
I have one like over here on my lip, the
other side of my lips beauty mark, baby nose in
between like my eyebrows. It's just like the worst possible week.

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
It just you stressing yourself out about and that's making
me have stress temples.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
I think that it was.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I think also what it is to We were dog
sitting sam sisters dog this past weekend Friday, Friday, Friday
and Monday, and so I think it was part of that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Worst three days of life.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
It felt like four.

Speaker 1 (01:27:48):
You know, if you if you had let the dog
kiss your face, probably would have licked off all the
oil and stuff that's building up. And you one of
my eyebrow right now to it's I.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
I will say that I didn't let it. Look my face,
try and be like, no, did you pat it?

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
No I patted it. I'll put my hand on it,
so no you did. I would I do that again?
I would just go like this, No, raise your hand.
You can't see another thing from the Hitler road. You
can't even raise it. There's a lot Hitler I'm sorry

(01:28:25):
Robert that, Hey, you know what, you look great. You're
still a very great man.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
I appreciate that I needed to hear that this week.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
Where are you thinking you're going?

Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
I'm not sure exactly what.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
She go to Chinese and chit chat chit chat.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Ask her she's down for the little Chinese and chit
chat for her birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
I don't think she would be. Oh, you guys don't
like to talk.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Can we just see Chinese food next week doing the podcast?
We'll call it podcast Chinese and chit Chat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Yeah, we'll fucking we'll zoom in. Uh John, he likes
to eat during the podcast. We'll just we'll just have
no I'll just bring to go, just shoveling dumplings. And
you asked me a question, hold on and then we'll
just get hungry again. Thirty minutes later.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
What's the most Chinese food you have at your restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Like, what's the closest the Chinese food?

Speaker 3 (01:29:15):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Well, you have dumplings, steamer fried.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
Bring some dumplings next week.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Pork and vegetable, don't we okay do it? Bring some dumps,
some sweet chili shrimp. That's Asian sauce. I bought some
panco crusted with Japanese breadcrumbs.

Speaker 3 (01:29:30):
Yeah, a little corn stars when you're breading it and
all about flour. Okay, well I like to go a
flour and then a little bit of cornstars because then
you get like the texture a little bit. And then
sometimes instead of the corn starts, you can go.

Speaker 1 (01:29:43):
Corn goes good on fries before you fry. You coat
them in some corn stars, gives them, keeps them crispy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
Frying is fun. Fryan is a very fun thing because
you just you get to drop the stuff in the
right you're good.

Speaker 1 (01:29:54):
Yeah, but then you're dumb and you're like, oh fuck,
how am I supposed to dispose oil?

Speaker 3 (01:29:59):
No? I live in an apartment, so I just pour
it on the drain. Yeah, that's what my landloads problem.
You're in a fuck with my visitor parking. Cool because
I have fun replacing all of it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
How long do I have to let this sit on
my stoff to where it cools where I can just
port in the trash? Like what is the oil do?
Dumb question? I don't know. It builds up. Okay, Yeah,
that's the best I got.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
Yeah, Emma was giving me shit because I just put
it on the drain the other day, and so they
just pour it in a bag and throw it away.
I was like, no, they don't do as favors here. Yeah,
we're not doing them favors.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
You got an old rag that we don't need, I'll
soak it up with that and throw that away. But
otherwise it's going in the sink.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
This is faster, though, and I don't have to get
another bag and then pour it in that bag and
worry about spilling.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
It's done, just done. Yeah. And that way you don't
have to let it just sit on your stove until
it cools down before you can port in the trash.
But it is Frying is really fun. Frying is great fun.
Isn't that sound I've been looking at. I can't buy it.
I'm not going to do it, but I've been looking
at just like buying.

Speaker 3 (01:30:59):
A fry a little a little fry basket. Hell yeah, yeah,
but it's so fun to do anywhere, like just in
a in a pot. It's like dead rocks sometimes stings
you a little bit, gets it makes feel feel something,
just like.

Speaker 1 (01:31:14):
When you cook bacon shirtless and it wakes you up. Yep,
just don't cook bacon naked, just don't do that. Not
naked but shirtless is okay.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
All right, let's move onto the answer segment that our
final segment of the show. In the pre camp segment,
we get to pitch our ideas we had to ask
any questions that we have. We don't do power rankings,
but we encourage you justice in us things to power rank.
We are the best at power ranking anything. So give
us five similarly related things and we will power rank
the fuck out of them and do it great. If
you need to tell you what color a number, or

(01:31:44):
a letter or a word is, we can get you
on that too. We were Josh Tree was at the
golf tournament and somebody was asking, like, oh, like I said, earlier,
people would be like, what is the podcast about. He's like, well,
they tell you what color numbers are and there that's
actually just the what. And so he was like, I
was like, give him an example, Josh, and I can't
remember what he said. He was like, what color is

(01:32:04):
the number six hundred and ninety six? And like I
was like, everybody close your eyes and they're like, what pink?
But it was really funny just because like everybody would closed,
like what is this, this is what you talk about.

Speaker 1 (01:32:15):
Yeah, you see how stupid that is. Elongate it to
two hours.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
It's like that, but just for two hours. And it's
only it's only colors. That's only colors and numbers. That's
all we talk about. Nothing else.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
I don't know why I got pink there, but I
got pink.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
But yeah, if you want to send us numbers and
colors to tell your numbers that you want the colors of,
we got you on that. If you want medical advice,
parenting advice, any kind of advice at all, we.

Speaker 1 (01:32:40):
Got you on that too.

Speaker 3 (01:32:42):
And if you just have a high thought of high idea,
any questions that come to your mind, hit us up
at past grape Pod. Use the hashtag ptg answers so
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(01:33:03):
to the front of the line. You can also email
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Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
This is the answer segment.

Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
We do just answer the question.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Why do just answer the question?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Answer answer it don't thanks the subject.

Speaker 1 (01:33:21):
Just answer the question, kept.

Speaker 3 (01:33:26):
Answer answers, answer any.

Speaker 1 (01:33:32):
Questions, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:33:33):
Our first question this week is from alex O at
alex mcthunder one on Twitter, and Alex says which combination
of two Halloween monsters would be the most bad ass?
There's bad ass means scary because I just now I'm
realizing that the two that I put together are the
ones that I was like, this is really scary combo

(01:33:54):
Frankenwolf where Wolf Frankenstein. Yeah, I put And now I
don't know what slender is all the way, but he
seems scary, and I've seen a picture of what people
say slender Man is, so I don't want a part
of that. And then Witches, which is just like a scary,
creepy like tall skiy dude fuck up. But then it's
also a witch and spells and you terrifying, terrifying, and

(01:34:14):
like that would be kind of a badass thing to
like fuck with people with slender Man Witch, slender.

Speaker 1 (01:34:19):
Witch, Mumula like a mummy, Dracula.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Dracula, garlic, see everything with with like like I was thinking, like,
like actual monsters, are we saying monsars by name? Because
like Chucky. But I was like, I could fuck up Chuckie.
We've always every colloween if like we're like, I would
just destroy Chuckie. I know he has a knife, but
I'm gonna punt that bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:34:39):
SkELL a witch so like it's just a skeleton, but
it's got witch powers. That'd be good, that would be scary,
that'd be good. I just I think you have to
like in order for it to win, it has to
have like a great like name that goes with it.

Speaker 3 (01:34:54):
Slender Witch. It also sounds like a subway sandwich.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
It would be come down.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
A subway and get a slender witch. This October we
have spooky good deals.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
It's like the yimmis. Instead of slims, they have slenders. This. Yeah,
it's just the skinny version of the sandwich. It's like
we just gave you no bread. Really, that's it. I'm
gonna stick with franken Wolf though Frank imagine like a
were wolf okay, but like maybe you killed a couple
of them, but you have still had the body parts,
so you patched them and sew and then reanimated it.

(01:35:32):
So it's got Frankenstein's strength plus were wolf strength, and
it's got.

Speaker 3 (01:35:36):
Pack and you know Wolve's hunting pack, so it's really
it's a one man wolf pack.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
One.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
You're right, that's pretty bad ass. Franken Wolf's a go one.

Speaker 1 (01:35:45):
That's it. Tell your kids if they're being bad, be like,
franken Wolf will come get you. What what about you, Robert?

Speaker 3 (01:35:50):
If you had to put two Halloween monsters together to
make him bad ass or like I feel like badass
would be scary in this situation, Like I.

Speaker 1 (01:35:57):
Don't want to fuck with that one.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
I thought ghost vampire like a stow a vampire that
can still be out like during the day, a gampire,
but those.

Speaker 1 (01:36:06):
Or the most dude, And if it spoke Spanish and
it was amost you better vomo, so I'm gonna get
you vampire ghosts. That's not a bad one, not a
bad at all. Yeah, I don't know because if it
was a ghost, though, then the vampire couldn't bite you.

Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Nobody can be both, could it could haunt you during
the day and it could bite you at night.

Speaker 1 (01:36:32):
It's actually full on. It's like Freddy Krueger, but for
all times of the day. Yeah, you can't get That's
a good one. That's a really good one. Great job, guys,
good job.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
I liked all of our answers on This next question
is from This is an email that one from Alex
Sabine's We Got Back to Back.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Alex is asking this question.

Speaker 3 (01:36:49):
Alex Sabine or Sabine says, when did armies just stop
using shields?

Speaker 1 (01:36:56):
I would say around the time of the invention of gunpowder.
I mean, shields are pretty useless against guns. I still
feel like you could use shields, but it's just gonna
go through it. So it was like, why are you
gonna carry shields? Riot shields? Bro, they didn't have non
bullet penetrating technology though they do now, why don't they still?

Speaker 3 (01:37:15):
Like why, Like you mean to tell me, like a
machine gun with a shield, like that's not gonna help
you a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
I mean, in call of duty, the riot shield will
stop all bullets. So I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:23):
That's why I'm basing it exclusively off of the riot
shield from colit.

Speaker 1 (01:37:28):
So actually the riot shield, we haven't stopped.

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Using shields, but we don't use it in like war
in warfare, that's true, is it because it's heavy? That
would be My guess is like maybe they're they're very
heavy to do so, like you can't like also carry
a gun.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
And then and this is something a shield. This is
something that they did just introduce to the newest call
of duty, the human shield. You can use human shields. Yeah,
you can grab somebody and then just like hold them
in front of it. It's only for a limit amount
of time. But like the human shield is still a thing. Yeah,
it's not like that's more of an improvised thing that

(01:38:02):
you use. And I don't think it comes up that
much in regular warfare, but I hope not, I hope,
But yeah, I think I think it's stopped being used
when when guns and get guns, it just feels like.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
It makes too much sense to use shields, right, like, hey,
this stops this thing from getting to me.

Speaker 1 (01:38:21):
Why don't I just use this thing to protect myself?
Mobility is more important though, and it slows your mobility. Mobility, Yeah,
when all they had was spears and stuff, and you
can create a failings. Yeah, that worked perfectly. Yeah, and
you can just do like wood. But when the spear
is traveling four hundred and fifty miles an hour and
it's the size of a pe, kind of hard to
stop that with a shield. It goes right through it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
I guess shields aren't really great for grenades either, No
or mines. No, yeah, no, okay, I can kind of
see why those.

Speaker 1 (01:38:51):
Blow up use concussive forced. I still feel like it's
twenty twenty four. We got to have lightweight, like dependable shields.
Gotta be away. Well, you know, once the Covenant comes
after us, we can steal their shield technology and then
we'll use energy shields.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
Good Ideeah, yeah, good idea. But that's a great question, Alex.
Keep those coming, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:39:10):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (01:39:11):
I believe Alex said you've never written them before, so
I hope you keep writing. In appreciate that one.

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Next one, we got Josh Tree Caudle, and Josh Tree
says power rank these ghosts. He gives us Casper Slimer
Slider's from Ghostbusters, Casper Robert from Casper the Friendly Ghost,
Nearly Headless, Nick Harry Potter, people on Tender and Boo
from Super Mario, was I.

Speaker 1 (01:39:38):
Got this, I got the first one. Number one is
Slimmer from Ghostbusters. Slimer's the greatest ghost of all time.
We can't even be touched. I mean he was all dude,
he gave us ecto cooler.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
That's okay, That's how I I one hundred percent was
that was my ranking reasoning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:52):
Number two nearly headless Nick. That dude's an awesome and
great name. Yeah. Three Casper, he's friendly ghosts and he's fun,
great movie, could do some cool stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:40:03):
Four Boo from Super Mario, Solid ghosts and five ghosts
and people on fucking just be an adult. You don't
even have to tell the truth that just don't ghost
people just lie? Yeah, be like I got a lot,
don't even do that. I got a lot. So just
be like, hey, I'm talking to somebody. I've been seeing
somebody else and we're going exclusive. I don't know. They
don't fucking know, they don't know. Just just don't just
don't stop or respond hundred percent because then there might

(01:40:26):
be like, well, what do they die? Yeah, and are
an actual ghost. Last person I tried to have a
relationship just up and died on me because I gotta
give up now. I got the death touch.

Speaker 3 (01:40:38):
If you are talking to someone online, like on a
dating profile, and they do die, did they also ghost
you by dying? I think they literally ghosted you, so
you could be literally and figurative they ghosted dating. Yeah,
but if they die, like if a person that you're
messaging on Tender another dating app does die, then that's

(01:40:59):
also still ghosting.

Speaker 1 (01:41:00):
Yeah okay, yea god run the same pace. It's the
only legit ghosting. That's the most legit, Like you really
do it or don't?

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
Right, you fucking coward? Right what you got.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
I'm going the boo from Super Mario Bros. Number one,
I like that, Ghost number two. I'm going nearly headless
nick great name, I like it. I'm gonna go with
Casper three, Slimmer four and then last people on Tender. Yeah,

(01:41:32):
just don't ghost people.

Speaker 1 (01:41:33):
You just don't know about Slammer, do you at all?
You don't know who that is?

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
I think I know more Slimmer than I do Casper.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
Oh because the newer movies, Yeah, I think make an
appear on that one. Yeah, and he was too young
for Ecto Cooler Damn. Never get to appreciate it. It's
the greatest fucking juice flavor revolts, Like.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
What do we just put the Ghostbusters thing on, like
fucking all of the juice from now on. We were like, yeah,
I'll have that for lunch every day. That was That
was what I did when you had the ectocool high
See you were elite. Yeah, it was elite. It was
very elite. I'm gonna go Casper one. He's a friendly ghost.

(01:42:08):
I don't feel like I'm threatened by him.

Speaker 1 (01:42:10):
He's a good dude. Two is nearly headless Nick because
that guy's fucking hardcore. I like that where unanimous he's
number two. That's good. Yeah, I mean like he's not
number one, but he's eye up. And I also what
I think like makes it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
He's got like that dog in him is like he's like, yeah,
you can fucking kill me, but you can't take my
whole head off.

Speaker 1 (01:42:25):
Do you take like pussy and you take my whole head?
Fuck you.

Speaker 3 (01:42:28):
I'm not a fucking horseman the hell out of here.
And he just hangs out and just like tells the
kids like, don't do this shit. Hey, there's a fucking
basilisk there. Watch out.

Speaker 1 (01:42:37):
He got stunned, remember, but they couldn't kill him and
he was dead already. Was it Billy Connolly that played him?
I don't fucking know. From Boon Duck stays. I believe
that was ill Doc, but he.

Speaker 3 (01:42:46):
Rocked so shout out nearly had the Snakeys two uh
slimer is three ecto cooler. One hundred percent of my
raising on that one was John Cleese, okay, who also
shout out fucking crushed it.

Speaker 1 (01:42:59):
Oh yeah. Four Boo from Super Mario Bros.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
Kind of a bitch, Like you can beat Boo if
you had to beat Boo, Boo's not hard to beat.

Speaker 1 (01:43:09):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
And then five is is people and tender just sucking
grow up, grow up, grow up or die like one
of the two, all right, like really ghost them or
grow up.

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Grow up or die?

Speaker 3 (01:43:23):
Geez, voter die. It's grow up or die, amateurs. Actually
it's really your only two options. Grow up or die, yeah,
voter die, grow up or die. Well, you cannot vote
and not die. But if you stop growing up, vot
don't voter, don't never lands not real. That's true. Well,
less it is, and we don't know about it. Because

(01:43:44):
we've never been introduced something about something about.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
All right, Ramundo B.

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Navidez at k Mundo B says, are ref's the biggest snitches.
They are snitches, but they are not the biggest snitches.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
I don't think cops are snitches. Are cops snitches?

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
Are informants the biggest snitches?

Speaker 3 (01:44:11):
Yeah, those are probably the biggest snitches.

Speaker 1 (01:44:13):
Whistleblower, well, informants. Whistleblower is kind of the same thing,
because cops would not be snitches. But yeah, the biggest
snitches because they're telling the police. You're telling them.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
That's where the authority, Yeah, the authority, like because like rets,
you're paid to be a snitch and you are a
big snitch.

Speaker 1 (01:44:30):
But like, yeah, I guess informants do get paid. Cops
you're you know, you're turning them over to the criminal
justice system where they get processed and charged, but they're
also getting paid to are just snitching. I think they
get paid sometimes, but you're going out of paid and
not going to jail. That's what they get paid. You're
going out of your way.

Speaker 3 (01:44:48):
To like rat on people don't fucking rat well, Henry Hill,
would you done? Oh me, I would have ratted right away. Okay, Yeah,
I am a fucking pussy. Yeah I probably would.

Speaker 1 (01:45:01):
No, I don't know in Miami and let Jimmy kill you.
Here's the thing. If jail was going to be a
sweet the first time or the second time, as it
was the first time, and I was Henry Hill, dude,
I got to make pork cutlets every day and just
hang out with my buddies in jail, I could fucking
do that. But like you put me in gen Pop right,
I said this, my only option would be joining a

(01:45:22):
racist gang. And I don't want to do that. Yeah,
you're pretty limited. I don't want to join the ab.

Speaker 3 (01:45:30):
Like, that's not the brotherhood I want to be a
part of.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
Yeah, I just I don't want to the Gravy Gang.
I don't want to have to get tattoos that I'm
later going to have to black out. There's only one
gang I'm a part of, and it's the Gravy Gang.

Speaker 3 (01:45:43):
The Gravy Gang. That's it, all right, we gotta get
the Gravy Gang prisons.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
I can't do hard time.

Speaker 3 (01:45:47):
Hey, if you're watching or listening to this, you know
anybody in prison, tell them to put this on.

Speaker 1 (01:45:53):
Then there's probably so many people out there like, dude,
you don't. It's most of them aren't like that. You
don't have to join a gang. I probably would have to.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
They would look at my doe ass and be like,
that's our bitch. All right, let's wrap this up. One
last question. It's from Brandon Davis aka Texas kat Daddy.
He's at a stream of cream on Twitter and he says,
our commercial kitchen is the only professional environment we're loudly
announcing to your coworkers I'm holding a knife is considered

(01:46:21):
good etiquette, I mean kitchen related.

Speaker 1 (01:46:28):
Yeah, if it's not a kitchen. In most parts of
the world. I feel like in Philly people probably just
pull knives on each other, so letting them know that
you have the knife is probably good etiquette. It's just
stabbing them, cause I assume in Philly people just it's Philly.
They're all dirt bags, so I certainly just stab each
other at work, So announcing you have it it's probably
a pretty nice thing. It is good atiquett in a kitchen,

(01:46:51):
it's great.

Speaker 3 (01:46:52):
I'm trying to think of another time where're yelling and
I am holding a knife would be good.

Speaker 1 (01:46:59):
If you were a Scooba diver. Yeah, every scenario I'm
thinking of is also taking attacked. Oh like every scenario
that I'm coming up with in my head where it
would be okay, in my head, they're still standing in
the kitchen because why what else would you?

Speaker 3 (01:47:14):
I mean, is it like gardener maybe because you're you're
like holding like shears maybe and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
I came up with one. One scenario just popped in
my head. You're out hunting with your buddies. You killed
the deer, you're processing it. Your buddy gets attacked by
bees and starts running around. You're like, oh, I'm holding
a knife, so that way they don't run into you
because you're holding a knife. You don't want them to
stab themselves on your knife. Not a professional environment, though,
it's not, that's true. So yeah, only in the kitchen. Yeah,

(01:47:44):
what about gardening, because it's like if you have the
you don't use a knife. Clippers.

Speaker 3 (01:47:48):
Yeah, those are shears, Yeah, but they're like kind of
many knife that you put together.

Speaker 1 (01:47:51):
Kind of what everything's a fucking many knife if you
if you slash enough a shive. Yeah that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:47:58):
Yeah, no, I'm gonna say yes, yes, it is the
only professional environment where loudly announcing that you have a
knife is considered good etiquette.

Speaker 1 (01:48:05):
It's a great question, brand great question.

Speaker 3 (01:48:09):
A solid round of questions from everybody at past grey
podcashtag ptg answers.

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Please please hit us up with those. If you're listening
to us, you got friends, I know you got friends.
You're probably a gree young share us with a friend, like, hey,
check this podcast out. I love this podcast. It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:48:23):
Yeah, they talked a little bit about Hitler for a
little long today.

Speaker 1 (01:48:27):
Talk about how bad he was.

Speaker 3 (01:48:28):
We did talk about how bad he was, so they
really hate Hitler. If you're trying to share us with
a friend, but like, what is it with this podcast?
Talk about they talk about how they don't like Hitler. Yeah,
they're like, wow, I also don't like Hitler.

Speaker 1 (01:48:39):
That's why I stay off of TikTok trying to give
him a glow up on there. I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Yeah, great point. So if you and your friends also
don't like Hitler, listen to this podcast more. Okay, please please.

Speaker 1 (01:48:52):
All right, give us some more people.

Speaker 3 (01:48:54):
We should shoot on Everybody in the comments right now,
just write disavow disavowing Hitler disavow h Man and then
if you don't, then that means you don't disavow him.
So you have to immediately Now, if you're listening to this,
go to our YouTube channel, go to this episode and
comment disavow h or disavouch the disavow the ah Man,
and then we'll know that you really do. And then

(01:49:16):
next week we'll make a list. We'll check it twice
and well we're gonna see if you like Hitler or not.
I was trying to do the standale.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
That didn't work. It didn't rhyme as well.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
But yeah, I'm at Ali J. Middleton, Patt That not
Pat Dan. Robert is at Robert Barbosa zero three. We
do have a merch website pastigravy merch dot com. We
got the twenty twenty four election coming around the corner.
The only candidate we give a shit about is the
Gravy Gang. You can get your Gravy Gang twenty twenty
four shirts at past grevey merch dot com. Shot to
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Speaker 1 (01:49:48):
That was awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:49:48):
We got a cool picture of everybody that we posted
today everybody was at the Rod Ryan Show golf tournament
helping out with the gravy hole. You guys are awesome.
I appreciate every single one of you guys for sticking
with us and thanks for filling up the Yeah, thanks
for filling up.

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Partying with us.

Speaker 3 (01:50:03):
You guys rock and I mean it really is my
favorite part of the week each week, getting to hang
out and do this this podcast, even if we do
talk Hitler a little heavily on the on the thing,
but anti Hitler, anti Hyler.

Speaker 1 (01:50:14):
Okay, remember it was all because discuss things you hate.

Speaker 3 (01:50:17):
Yeah, the Cowboys and Hitler exactly same thaying crushed it, crushed.

Speaker 1 (01:50:21):
It with that one.

Speaker 3 (01:50:22):
You guys have a great rest of your week. Let's
do a random person generators.

Speaker 1 (01:50:26):
Anybody can do it. I was already thinking anybody could
do it. We're starting with Burt Reynolds. I I can't
go full Hitler, so I'll do Hitler light and I'll
take Jerry Jones.

Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
I'm gonna go Bill Murray for Ghostbusters.

Speaker 1 (01:50:47):
I am gonna go George W. Bushy nice.

Speaker 3 (01:50:52):
All right, here we go, Fred Rogers, mister Rogers, mister
Vince Vaughn, Hey, buddy, Michael J.

Speaker 1 (01:51:03):
Fox. No one's even cook. Let's see if you can
keep doing it. Star Jones, do a Star Jones? Do
you want me to try? And I don't do? Omar Gooding.
I'm hanging with mister Cooper. He was Stewart in the
in the movie Ghost Dad. Pretty sure he was also

(01:51:23):
in the show. Hanging with mister Cooper.

Speaker 3 (01:51:25):
Oh, O toy spelling, do a toy spelling impression.

Speaker 1 (01:51:28):
I'm on nine O two one. Oh, all right, nobody's
getting it.

Speaker 3 (01:51:33):
Danny Putty, Spiro, Jimmy Kimmel, Okay, all right, we didn't
get it.

Speaker 1 (01:51:39):
We didn't get it. We didn't get it. Maybe you did.

Speaker 3 (01:51:42):
But if you didn't, then you're you're right on board
with the pat because only Robert Me got it. Ever,
maybe maybe that's gonna be how it always is. You guys,
have a great rest of your week. Fox, say Kwon Barkley,
I hope you have the worst fucking Sunday of your life, buddy,
all right, on the field, at least nothing personally, but like,
I hope you can hate football on Sunday, Say Quantico,

(01:52:02):
Giants go, Packers, go, everybody else's team until we talk
to you next time.

Speaker 1 (01:52:08):
Past the gravy, Yeah bitches, Bravy, Gang Gang, Gang.

Speaker 2 (01:52:16):
Baby power, the top and lead spreads as we're listen
and to past the great Great Well go and fishing
for your bitch today with Drunk and Houston Houston Bay.
Now we go ahead and lick and we'll get rich today.

Speaker 3 (01:52:32):
Hitch bitch
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