Pass The Gravy #589: 3rd Ghost

The guys talk about Halloween, car wrecks, and the World Series. They also power rank candy and do some more Robert Felines.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang, Baby Powder top and lead spread.
As we listen, it's a past the grave Gray we
go win Fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and
Houston Houston Bay. Now we go ahead and Leck Camp.

(00:20):
We'll get witsch today, Nich.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What's going on? Everybody is
Past the Gravy Episode five hundred and eighty nine. It's
Alex pat and Bobby jokes, Happy Gravy Day, everybody. My
whole thing is thrown off. We're in a different room,
and I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Also, it's our last podcast of Spooktober.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
It is our last podcast of Spooktober, although we've never
called it Spootober until just now.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
This year, but we've done in the past.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm just I'm just enjoying the fact that there's literally
someone sitting right outside.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
The door hearing all of our weird conversation.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Yeah, I'm like, someone who works here is going to
find out exactly how STUPI.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
You are today. I think she already had an idea.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
An idea, but like it's gonna be an idea.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
We usually said we have Rod that's uh is working
next to us and he hears our dumb stuff and
now so Fia that gets to hear it. So lucky hair, Yeah,
what a lucky lad But shout out to us for
playing through adversity today. We showed up there we always do,
and we're denied of our studio. So I'm all upset.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yeah, I was gonna start a fight, but like, I
didn't want to cause problems at your place for work, you.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
Know, right right.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
I could have just walked in him, like, oh my bad,
but like farted on my way out. Oh established dominance.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah, go do that, it's fast. And then coming back.
What are you guys up to? What do you guys?
What's going on with you guys? Just another day in paradise.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Just woke up in one of those moods where I
was like, I love my country and hate my government.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
So I've just been kind of like me and the
boys have just been in the group chat hyping each
other up about like just yelling and being angry at
you know, just.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Basic white dude stuff. Yeah. Yeah, like our lives aren't
that toxic masculine?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Oh dude, it's so toxic right now.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, the tox exists but it's fun. Is it fun?

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (02:10):
It's it's actually a lot of It's a great way
to vent, Like you're just because there's nothing you can
do about it. You can get your government as much
as you want. Nothing will change, nothing's going to happen.
So if you just get to yell about it a
little bit, it's like it's the male version of you
know how when like women just want to complain and
don't want you to offer like solutions. They just need
to vent. It's the male version of venting. It's just
talking about toppling your government. It's like this and the

(02:33):
Crusades are the two things that dudes.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Join the empire. I still don't think about the Roman.
I think about it some now. I tried to at
least a couple of minutes a day reflect on it.
I mean, like it's started, you know, go back, this
is how we got.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Really, the only time I think about is when I
see the trailers for Gladiator too.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
And when I think about things that weren't built in a.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
Day, or if I see uh, aqueducts, aqueducts, yeap, that's
actually the only time I'm like, that's Roman. Yeah, they
figured out way long ago.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Whenever, like the soccer team Roma plays and that pops
up on your like scoreboard on ESPN.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Like, hey, people always talk about how like the British
Empire fumbled the bag, But I don't think I never
fumbled it harder than the Roman Empire.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
But they weren't as like they were big. But then,
like when stuff really started popping, the British took over
and it was like they were the kings of it.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
They were going up against the Ottoman Empire. You know,
they had some other superpowers they were.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Doing with the right answer to that at all, I
don't know if that's the right answer to it, but whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
I still say the wrong But you know what, Roman podcasts,
we're just guys talking about history.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Man.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
They kept the important parts of their culture. It's like, Okay,
we lost all of our land masks, all of our power,
but we have the best food in the world and
that's what really matters.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, like Italian food from Italy and we have Mafia's.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It's one of like the only reasons I would ever
consider leaving the United States is to go eat Italian
food in Italy and to see their leaning towers. Yeah,
I don't give a shit about but I just want
to go to restaurants.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
You know, the Leaning Tower of Pisa is empty. They
give you a look in it, there's just like it
just like hollow. Like I thought that they built like
a building and in the building just well.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
They've been supporting that thing for over one hundred years.
Otherwise a child, dude, stupid. They went from building aqueducts
to a tower that can't even stay up right, Like
they lost their architecture, but they kept the food.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Fucking go go woke, go broke. So I always say,
pat the stories old time. Just look the damn leaning tower.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Yeah, but at least we've got a dope food out
of it. You know that without that, we wouldn't have pizza,
are you right?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Because like the angle of it, the like the dude
who invented pizza, he was looking at it and was like,
you know, a triangle if you like draw straight.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
Lines leaning towers of pizza together.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, He's like, how could I make a food out
of that? And what would be best in triangles? And
then he came up with pizza.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
That's a yeah, that is a fun fact. I don't
think a lot of people realize that's the organ most
of Meza, thank you for sharing that. You're welcome. You
should learn something new every day. Whether or not it's
historically accurate, that's up to you. That's up to you,
all right.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
If you believe anything on this podcast, that's your fault.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
So I was at a friend's house the other day
and I had a drink and I set my drink down,
just opened a beer, said it on this on this
coffee table. He was like, hey, can you put a
coaster under that? And I was like, yeah, my bad, dude.
And then I thought about it, and it's like, I'm
all for protecting your table, but like, at what point
are we getting too far with coasters where it's like
coaster is really just protecting the table, and the table

(05:46):
is just a coaster for the floor, and then a
rug is also just a coaster for the floor, and
everything is really just a coaster for something else. It's
just like a Russian Dolls situation. So you start coasters like, yeah,
maybe you're not gonna have a ring on your coffee table,
but like at what point, like I'm gonna have a
ring on something now, imna have a roun on this coaster?
Should I have a coaster to make sure that my

(06:07):
coasters don't get rings on them. Let's invent that.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Are these chairs coasters for our asses?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
They are, I would say so true. Questions is was
it a wooden table? I think so it was wood
or faux wood?

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Then does he live with a woman?

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yes, okay, we see that's understandable. No, I absolutely understood it, and
I will bide by you.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Dude, this is her rule, and I don't want to
make it.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I'm not gonna do that. But like, chill out a
little bit with the coasters. Guys, what's the point? Yeah, like,
what's the point?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
My friend like every once in a while he'll kind
of like reach for one, but most of the time
he's just like if my wife gets mad at me,
she gets mad at me. I don't give a Shit's
I bought the fucking table?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, Like I have coasters by my computer table, and
that's just to be like, this drink is higher up
than the other stuff. Don't touch it. That's kind of
how like it's.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
Just an elevation indicator.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Is say, hey, don't don't put this by the computer stuff.
That's hard pretty much what I do that for because
our dumb brains. We really do need like it has
to look different so we can see it. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I was making fun of one of the bartenders today
because she comes in.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
I was like, you're a dude.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Now she's a girl, but I call she's now a
dude because she couldn't find the trash cans this morning
from behind the bar, and then I went out to
the dumb stir. They're just they were right there, like
just as soon it. She's like, I'm missing two trash
cans and a dump bucket. And I walked in and
there's literally a white bucket on the ground and right
next to two trash cans.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Sometimes you just need a nice sad eyes.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, but that's it.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
That's dude.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
Bring thing right.

Speaker 4 (07:30):
It's like when you look in the fridge, like I
can't find it, she walks up mustard right there. Yeah,
you think you'd be able to see a yellow bottle?

Speaker 3 (07:36):
You can.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
That's true with CDs at our old building. Rod would
uh on the Morning Show. Rod Ryan would always be like, hey,
can you come and help me find these? Or like
I would be like, hey, I can't find this this CD?
Where is it? And then he would kind of like
whoever had asked somebody else to come do it would
find it in like ten seconds. But see that's good.
I just need I looked all over and now I
can't see everything's the same. Anything looks the same.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Now that's our thing that black women aren't allowed to have.
Dude rain, they can do that, no, and then they
can now, no, that's our thing.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
That's good. That's appropriation. All that happened this time, Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
One time everybody gets warming. Ladies don't appropriate our dumbness.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
So since I think coasters are kind of dumb, I
did have an idea. Hear me out ghosters, and they're
just ghost coasters. So like for spooky season right now,
this is a like next year plan that we get going.
They be like you don't want ghost cue, and then
we'll make some fake like commercial about like why there's
ghost cue and when you're when you're like haunted, then
like there's just like well we'll get uh slimmer from Ghostbusters.

(08:38):
We'll just put put that there and then it'll just
like a little green goo and then Ecdo Cooler will
just drip Ecto cooler on the floor and be like,
look what happened? This is ghost gu you want to
prevent this, you gotta buy ghosters, and then they buy
the ghosters and spoiler, there's not really the ghost there.
We just don't spill stuff in their house anymore.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Or you could just use it as a prank on people.
They come over like, oh, dude, can hold on me
the ghost and then you just don't put anything there.
It's invisible to no.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
No, because you have to sell them something so they'll
buy it. Because because like if you anybody that sees ghosts,
and I say that, I do that with quotes. If
you're just listening, anybody that says they see ghosts, like
they're they're gollible enough to buy this stuff. So like
we could just sell them like a yoga mat, we
could sell them. We could cut a yoga mat in

(09:23):
half and sell two of those and then just say like,
these are ghosters, buy one, get one free. I like
that idea. It's a two forul one deal, and like
what a steel I gotta buy that, And we just
do a late night infomercial and we make it spooky
and then like people like fuck, I don't want ghost
to go in my house. I don't want ghosts to
leave rings back. I have lived in a haunted house
for the last ten years, and look at all the

(09:44):
rings all over my house, and we could just draw
rings like they don't have a fan of it. Yeah
do on like the walls in the ceiling too. Ghosts
they put their got to put them everywhere. Ideally they
soundproofing your rooms. Ghost they don't they or they want
float to wherever.

Speaker 4 (10:02):
Also, because I, uh, this gave me the idea I
want another beer sponsor.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I miss it.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
I got one free idea that I'm gonna give out
there for next year. Maybe next year for Halloween. Some
Houston brewery needs to make third ghost pumpkin nail.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Okay, I like their coasts.

Speaker 4 (10:20):
Yeah, the third ghosts. See, that's just one idea. This
is the kind of brain you guys have access to
that if you sponsor us with alcohol. And I'm sober
right now, so imagine how much better ideas I can get.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
If I'm yeah, it's true, I've seen it happen, seen
it happen. This guy's got some idea.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I got a great beer brain.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
This guy's got some ideas well. Else, I got a
pre comm segment. I had some Halloween related stuff since
it is spooky season, even though I just had an
idea for ghosters. Very serious question. Do vampires turn into bats?
To do bats turn into vampires?

Speaker 3 (10:52):
Vampires turn into bats?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
So it's not like a caterpillar, like you start small
then you turn into a vampire.

Speaker 4 (11:00):
No, No, there's no cocoon you emerge from as a
bat where all of a sudden you're drinking people's blood. Okay,
it's the vampires their form. They're just they can shape
shift into the bat. Which why only bats? Why can't
vampires do other stuff?

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You would think there would be other scary they're so bads.
They could possibly be like a crow maybe, Like why
are even a part?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
Like be a spider. Nobody's gonna see you spiders, Yeah,
that'd be good. Just a spider in the corner of
the room. Somebody puts your back to you. Yeah, if
you come out of it.

Speaker 2 (11:24):
Is it like a surprise attack like an anamorph situation
or is this like an evolving situation like Pokemon where
they have to evolve into a bat or is it
more like I would I would lean anamorph style where
it's like you can turn into the bat and you
can turn back into the vampire. But bats do not
turn into vampires. No or else Austin would just be done.
How do you know if a bat is a vampire?

Speaker 3 (11:47):
You don't.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
You don't. That's the scariest part.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
That's the that's the super scariest part.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Terrify me even thinking about it. But it's not all
of them, but you could so Like you just see
a bunch of bats flying and you're like, maybe that
guy might be a vampire, but maybe not.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Do you think the batsmell.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Oh? The other bats? Yeah? The guy sums up like, Hey,
who's this guy? Frank? Do you know him? You guys,
you've been he does he hang out up here? No?
He seems new, he seems new. What's with this Transylvanian accent?
It's up with him? Huh No, I'm I'm very I'm
new here.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Just a move like how Transylvania is just Russian?

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, but scary Russian scar Russ. Why would we know
what that accent is because we saw a movie.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
Yeah, it's just Dracula.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Yes, that's one hundred percent of it is and forgetting
his Sarah Marshall.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
What is what do you think is the best Dracula
movie you ever made? And why is it Leslie Nielsen'sdracula
dead't love in.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
It, as I say, an interview with the vampire.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
But that wasn't Dracula. That was a vampire.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I don't know. They all seem this maybe blade three?
Which one is the blade? He makes it rain blood
the first one? Oh you mean in the club? Yeah?
Well he.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Because it was a vampire club. So they're like, oh, blood, of.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Course it is. You would have a blood orgery, wouldn't you.
Fucking vampires? Gross ass?

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah, that's for them. That's like licking whipped cream off
of your partner.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
It's just food.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well you've never been in the middle of doing it,
and you're like, I could go for a fucking sandwich
right now.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
No, it's just like I hope I don't fuck this up.
I'm happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Baseball baseball baseball.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yeah, okay, so vampires turn to bats, not the other
way around.

Speaker 3 (13:41):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Were Wolves That's my next topic I would like to
discuss with you. Were Wolves do turn like you. I
could be a werewolf and then a full moon happens
and I'd break into a werewolf. But what if I'm blind?
Do you have to be able to see the moon.
If I don't know that it's a full moon, am
I still going to turn to a werewolf? Or like
if you're a blind were wolf but you're just like
immune to it.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I don't think it's a vision thing. I think it's
like the radiation from the what it is?

Speaker 3 (14:07):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, you don't have to see the moon to turn,
all right, Because I was gonna be like, next question,
why don't you just lock away were wolves? Because I'm
pretty sure it's a good idea.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
What's his name?

Speaker 4 (14:18):
Loopin Professor lou from here, Like, I'm pretty sure he
like closed his eyes but like was still changing, because
otherwise you could just say, oh, no, full moon.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
That's exactly what I played house too.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Okay, No, that's honestly, like, that's kind of what I
was like, I feel like it won't matter, but I
got asked the question anyways. I got asked the question anyways.
And then also I watched Teen Wolf last week for
the first time in a while. The movie or the show,
the movie, fantastic film.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
It's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (14:50):
It's like because it makes you it's that movie makes
you think the same exact question that air Bud does.
Could anything about the there's a dog on the floor.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
This guy literally just turned into a wolf in front
of us.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Like five foot six high schooler who's now dunking with
his entire torso above the rim.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
And nobody sees a problem with this.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
But also like, hey, he's been through puberty. I don't
know a fucking grown boy.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
Also, like, imagine being in the stands there and you
see that happen. One, you have to reconcile the fact
that where wolves are real. Two you never like, holy shit,
they are real. Two you have to be like, well,
apparently they're not that violent, so the media has been
lying to me.

Speaker 3 (15:32):
And three you're like, it's not even a full moon.

Speaker 2 (15:36):
So that, like my that was my biggest question to like,
how do you.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Because then you have to be like, well, how do
I stop it? A silver steak isn't gonna work because
everything else has been lied about them.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
That's true. Can I pet him? I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
I wouldn't eat. And then like he seemed friendly.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
If my son is playing against his team, I think
they would. I believe they were the beavers. If my
son is playing against the Beavers, I'm gonna be like,
what the fuck what this, you guy? I see this?
How is this allowed? And then the rest of There's
No Wolf says the werewolf can't play basketball. No, not that.
The little book says that.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
We're just we're just letting mythical creatures dunk on my
fifteen year old sign.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
It just seems wrong. He seems violent and he could
he could hurt anyone at any time.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
I've always wanted to see the second one, but I
never have. It's got Jason Bateman, Yeah it does. I've
always heard about it, like, oh baby, that'm all in.
I've never once even tried to look it up. I
just looked out due to a I just like the
idea of it being there. Yeah, Like Robert, like, you've
never seen Teen Wolf.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
I know that. No, you should go watch it. And
it's like a little time capsule.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
See the only thing you said Team Wolf, Pat And
I thought the show, I know Teen Wolf, the show.
I didn't know there was a movie.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
So the movie was drama. So in the movie, Robert,
it's Michael J. Fox.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
It's from the eighties, and he's just like, I don't know,
it's it's not puberty because he's past that. He's not twelve.
But all of a sudden, he just like turns into
a vampire or not a vampire or werewolf, and it's like, oh,
what is happening? And then like his dad walks in
the room and is alsoone, was like, I need to
tell you something, like all this time, his dad like

(17:07):
he never caught a glimpse of it growing up. Yeah, yeah,
this is how it goes in our family. Were were
wolves be like.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
What the fuck? Dad? I feel like I.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Could have gotten a warning about this and not just
one day freaked out when my entire body just sprouted
with hair and I could jump fourteen feet in the air.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Did you know that Teen Wolf and Back to the
Future came out the same year. I just was trying
to see how far apart they were, and they were
the same year in nineteen eighty five.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
That's like a Jim Carrey doing all those movies back
to back run. Nobody talks about Michael J.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
Fox like that Michael J. Fox was on it. Michael J. Fox,
Michael J. Fox. Yeah, Michael.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
By the way, dox peaking, Why do we not have
a porn star named Michael J.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Fox. It probably is if he searched it. I bet
it'll pop up. I've never seen it, never searched it,
but I bet something's Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:03):
But you know, I've watched a lot of football, so
I've seen most things happen in football. I feel like
I would have come across it at this point, you know.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah, I've been.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Watching porn for over twenty years now. Yeah, never seen it.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
It would seem like a popular name.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Also, there's a porn parody of everything.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Oh, there's definitely gotta be. You can think about it.
It's been done.

Speaker 4 (18:24):
Yeah, but like I haven't seen it, And if there is,
then definitely one of the characters' names in there has
to be Michael J.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Fox, Marty mcfuck, whe Is Back to the fuck sure,
back to the Fucture two, Back to the Fucture too
electric bogleoo. I would have to come back.

Speaker 4 (18:50):
We just that's what we should do next year, just
get let's just write over the course of the year,
we'll write a bunch of porn parodies about Halloween movies.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Let's just get aid to do it.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Instead of The Mummy, we'll have the Step Mummy.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
I do like that. I do like that, a lot
like that, a lot draculate dead and boning it dead.
I love that. I love that. This is what my
calling should have been, just to like just a porn
name but not on camera. Is the vibes guy?

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Well, like, I don't even necessarily want to be in the.

Speaker 4 (19:24):
Room too many of those guys, But like, I feel
like I could write, Like, I'm not a writer, but
I'm good at puns. I could definitely write porn. There's
like three lines of dialogue in every movie.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
But I don't think you really like that's the thing
about porn. I don't think you need writers. I think
you're just like, hey, say this. It's more like coming
up with a scene. I can do that. Yeah, But
I think so can porn directors, which is why they're
porn directors. Really, I don't know what's the situation that
leads to sex. What can we get a girl doing
that's gonna bender over if she's at to Jim, I
don't know. Hey, now you guys have sex. This guy's

(19:57):
a great director. Guy gets it. This guy knows I
liked his vision. Hey, well.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Go to doggy. This guy's the scorse.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Don't see that all right? Last thing I had for
pre kind of segment was I wanted to do a
little reading. This came across my screen. Oh I was deleted.
God damn it.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
Oh you didn't screenshot it, you stupid bastard.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
No I didn't. I didn't expect it to be deleted.
Oh no, okay, Well it said girl wanted to host
a real life the Bachelorette and she basically it was
a guy that was matched with her untender and he
just posted the like comment or like the like discussion

(20:48):
and she was like, Hey, so kind of a weird ask,
would you be interested in being a part of a
like a bachelorette style date where I invite several other
guys over. I'll have drinks, we'll have like TV on,
maybe you can make some other friends, and then I
pick a winner at the end of the night after
a couple of competitions. He's like, yeah, I'm a pass.

(21:08):
That sounds great though.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
So it's speed dating but with only one.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
But it was just like the balls to think like
I'm gonna go on tender and do this. There's a
lot of it's from I'm the main character the subreddit,
which is one of my new favorite subreddits that I
can't across, and it's just people that think that they
are the main character being the worst.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's like those girls that are like, yeah, I don't
pay for food. I just go on seven to tender dates.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
A week, but girls got to eat. And she's like, yeah,
but like what if I just did them all in
one day, just did all the dates and one day. Yeah, right,
like all right, love, but likes wrap it up.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
I got things to do this week. I only got
one day free.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
You may try and to find love. You're just mailing
it in at this point, and I'm not a part
of your circus. So oh well, that's what happens when
I don't screenshot things and should have screenshot.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Fuck, I'm just picturing like she does, like the whole season,
but in like One Night.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
No, I think it was just one night, That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
But like she does everything that goes on in the
season of One Night, She's like, Okay, tell your parents,
everyone's parents parents. At seven o'clock, I'm gonna one by
one take you all to the closet. We're all going
to bang one out real quick. It's real fast. Or
once I get down to the final four, bang real quick.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
That'll make your.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Dad will be like I can smell him on you.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah that uh that Golden Bachelor Golden Bacherette was on
the other night or whenever, I don't know, but I
was watching it and like it was just like the
first couple of them, and he's just this connection that
we have with each other. I was like, well, like,
it's a show where you're one of a bunch of
dudes and she's the only girl. Like, I would hope
that you kind of sort of feel like you have
a connection if you got cast on that show.

Speaker 4 (22:40):
I gotta be honest if that was me, Like, I
feel like there's a zero percent chance I would have
the connection the zipline, But no, I would be like
I came out of here with three really good buddies
and ziplined her I could not care about. But me, Jason, Mark,
and Hank will be best friends for life.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna go on a woodworking retreat. Dude,
do you guys want to quit at this show? You know,
just you want to just get some drinks, But guys,
y'all aren't gonna win. I don't care. Yeah, We're just
gonna get the bar. It's a funday. We are no
longer interested it's.

Speaker 3 (23:09):
The Golden Bachelorette. They're all, you know, sixties plus.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Are they banging like the young ones? I don't know, probably.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Like probably like as some kid really going to school
and somebody else is like your grandmother fucked you guys
last night, keeping a body count like your grandma's banging
on team. Yeah, I know, I do.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I think like three of those couples have worked out
on all of the Bachelor's and Bachelorettes. I mean, it
makes that's wild. You just lost show you marriages. Survivor
and Big Brother have more marriages after that than that,
and they're not a dating show. That's a good point, right.

(23:58):
It's like you've had twenty something seasons and three of them.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
It's like the last of all the reality shows you
should go on to find love are the ones that
are there to find love. Just go on a reality show.
You'll probably find someone that you click with because guess what, it's.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Not just want to be stuck with them the whole
time too. So like, yeah, you had options, I'm not
into like I mean, if somebody.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Was in sports and everything, but I'm not that competitive anyway.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
If you were single, though, and you got to be
like the Bacheler. That'd be kind of sick. Hey, we're
just gonna bring twenty chicks and you get to hang
out with them for I gotta be honesome. Sounds that
sounds like I'd rather it seems like it would sound
like a fun idea, but then yeah, I'd like, I'm
a little burnt out on this. Can we get rid
of the chicks? I would rather be on the Bachelorette
than be the Bacheler because as the batch, like, I
have to entertain twenty different women because you don't be
downtime and it's me and just women. But you get

(24:45):
to be mean because they have to want you. So
you're like, I'm actually gonna go watch football on Sunday.
Who wants to join me? And then and you're like confessional,
You're like, yeah, so fucking Abby didn't come to the
bar to watch football, but Emma did. And Emma, that's
gonna there were some points in my book.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Actually that would be my thing.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
That's gonna get it past the goal line.

Speaker 4 (25:05):
We would just see what it would take one Sunday
for me to do the entire season. It would just
be Okay, who's the last one to talk during the
football game. You win, it's over and like one day,
So who's putt You're out.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
You're out. You don't get a roast.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
No more roses, go Cowboys, You're done done.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Uh huh, nope, go pack go. Well you spoke, but
you said the right thing. I'll keep you around for
a little bit longer. Give you a pick, you make him,
give you a bet and keep them. If not, they're out.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
The gambler.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
He just turned it into a gambling show. I don't
want every one of you. I need you to give
me a pick. I don't know what that means. Just
give me one, Robert which you got for for pre Come.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Do you guys do Halloween movies? When you know seasonal movies?
We have been, you have been, have been seven. I
started our first one yesterday. It's gonna be our one
and only Halloween Town.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Okay, I was gonna say, because like I don't like
scary movies, so like it's well, that's a perfect one.
Then yeah, no, that that's that guy was gonna be like,
what are we talking about when you go this? So yeah,
Halloween Town, that's perfect.

Speaker 5 (26:06):
Yeah, we do it every year. Last year we actually
did a bunch more. I think we did the sequel
and hocus Pocus as well.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
I was gonna say hocus Pocus. If I had to
pick one for you, that would be Emma was watching
hocus Pocus yesterday, the day before.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Yeah, but this year we're only doing one. She seemed
like Sam seemed not like super excited about Halloween. This year,
she was already more into Christmas, more than I've seen
her into Christmas.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
I don't know how it feel about it either.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
We went to just give it some time to breathe, Sam, like,
give it a couple of weeks. You can get ready
for Christmas then, But like this is a little early.
She's also skipping Thanksgiving right, like give Thanksgiving it's shine.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
We went to a hardware store over the weekend and
they have, you know, their Christmas stuff already, stuff up already,
and there was a huge, like eight foot tall animatronic Grinch.
And she was so excited.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
That is cool. It does sound cool. Yeah, did you
get it?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Did not get it? It was I think I think like four.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Grinch fuck Christmas.

Speaker 4 (27:06):
I can't turn it off, that wouldn't I mean, they
definitely have made that one all d I've seen screenshots.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
But also you can't skip two holidays. Yeah, she skipped
Halloween and things skipping. What does she have against the fall?
What is? Yeah? Great question, Pat, She's just like, nah,
I'm onto the winter. It just started fall.

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Also, did you say last year you watched it? So
you watched Halloween two or Halloween Town two last year
but not the original?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
No, we watched them both.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
You watched the original and the sequel little movie marathon.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
Wat hocus Pocus, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Got Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
But this year just just the one.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
I mean, I get like Christmas is great, yeah, but
the Christmas has like you could watch them Christmas movie, like.

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Two different Christmas movies a day and not have enough.
But like Halloween's like I don't like scary movies, so
like theyre I'm very limited with a macha.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
But like, my biggest problem with it is the coldest
day we've had yet so far has been seventy five
degrees outside. Yeah, you can't even think about Christmas. When
I walked outside today and I started sweating really like
not a lot, but like once I went back in
the air conditioning, I was like, oh, I'm perspiring, he said,
just like that declar declare humid out there, bust out

(28:25):
your fan.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
No, that's why I keep a ragging my back pocketing.
You're calling her out though on this, It's like, this
is insane behavior to just go all it on Christmas.

Speaker 5 (28:34):
Right now, she's not all in. I'm thinking she's more
excited for Christmas. She can't wait for it to get
closer so then she can go all out. But I
don't know what that means yet.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
But yeah, you better get a great gift for her
this year because she's all jacked up on Christmas, or
you're gonna get something.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
Really, I think Sam also knows that I don't like
holiday theme movies, like I don't care for Halloween movies.
I don't care for Christmas movies. I think that's what.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Really, you have to pick.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
That's not really but okay, yeah, sure it is. I'm
allowing it. Everything is so because Harry Potter is a
Halloween and a Christmas movie. Did you know that?

Speaker 4 (29:14):
No, you can only be one though, Nope, you can't
have Nope, you can be them all.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
You can be one, you can be at all. All right, easy, there,
that's it. That's what. That's the times we're living in
pal get with Times twenty twenty four, Harry Potters both
whatever identifies as or was better when I was a kid,
back before JK got all rolled up started saying all

(29:40):
that shit. Yeah dude, it's not like you gotta give,
you gotta give Halloween's due. We we were very big
on the like, hey, chill out about the early spooky
season stuff too, like let's let fall, let's let football
have its time, like everything needs needs to have a time.
I kind of as I'm talking, she doesn't eat meat,
so she probably don't give a shit about the Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (30:02):
And not really, I mean she likes the the family
aspect of it, big giving, thanks big.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
To person she's never had to before. Good it shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Exist tofu should only exist inside of Japanese restaurants in
their soup and me so soup, Me so soup great.
I've never had tofu outside of that. Actually, So I
don't know how to be good.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And it's not great. It's asas it's just it tastes
like nothing that you can season it. But it's just
like a blob of like like just picture jella with
no flavor and then you flavor it that way.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
It reminds me of feta cheese without flavor.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
It's kind of where it is, but you can, like
you barbecued it and it's like, oh, I just soaked
it a barbecue sauce Like that, doesn't I just like
to taste of Barbie sauce. It's not that it's the tofu.
But yeah, I give you. If you like tofu is
so good, then why you're try and be everything else?

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Bro?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
It's fair point.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
It's a very old take, but still so Halloween movies.

Speaker 5 (30:59):
Halloween movies, the one and only are you watching anything?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Bet? Actually? Didn't? You got it? Dude? Dude, it's but
it's sports season. David s Pumpkins. Watch it every day.
It's posted a past great like an actual, like full
length movie. David is Halloween special. I probably should watch
hocus Pocus though, I love that movie, or QB Halloween.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
And also, Zachary Binks is just one of the greatest
names of all time.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
That's a good name. It's a really good name.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I've never seen Hubie Halloween. Dude, to watch.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
It, I have no dude, you'll lunchest. You'll love it.
Were they gonna make a second one?

Speaker 5 (31:33):
Maybe? I know Adam Sandlin had that Netflix deal. Did
he already fulfill it?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
I don't know. Yeah, they didn't have to make like
ten movies. He's like, ah, here's one.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
It's probably like a rolling deal.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
Like Jash, Just keep shiitting him out at him, That's
kind of what it. Keep watching them. Some of them
have been good.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Halloween Town, good movie, great movie, solid movie. All right,
let's let's move on to some Robert felines. Who wants
to do Robert felines? Huh? Don't always in all right?
If you're new or you need to refresher Robert felines.
There are words that are code words for other words.
We give you a word or a couple of words

(32:09):
that mean something else. Robert Feline is just the proper
name for Bobcat. So we're gonna give you a couple
of words. You're trying to figure out what our real word,
that is the code word is and we will. We
will see if you understand from my explanation right there.
But Pat, why don't you start us off, all right
with a Robert Feline. I have three for us this week.
I've got I've got two. The first one is the

(32:32):
first name of a quarterback so Robert is pretty much
out of the credibly specific it is, but I didn't
know what other category to be got in got it
Bluebird bear House, Bluebird bear House, jay Bear House. Fuck,

(32:58):
I don't know, is it j.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
I mean, I feel like from there you should be
able to ring.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's the first name, first name, Jaden, jay Den, Jade
and Daniels Bears live in Dens.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
But really I thought of Bluebird Bear House, and I
was like, I just like saying that.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That's a fun one to say it is.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
And my other one it is a Beatles song. Okay, okay,
orgasm in conjunction, come together, there you go.

Speaker 2 (33:39):
Say you said, I.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Know it's got to become strawberry field forever.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Everybody knows that, all right, Mine are not very very difficult.
I don't think this is a fruit sun pouches, sun pouches.
It's a fruit also works as sun pouch. Doesn't have

(34:11):
to be pouches, but it could be. I'm having trouble
thinking of fruits.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
Orange apple, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
Like watermelon, beer, like strawberry, blue bear, yellow beer pouch.
This was thrown me off Raisin. There we go, There
we go, zen pouch son. I wanted to do devil pouches,
but I was like, I don't know if that works.

(34:41):
Sun pouches is raisins. Next one is a monster. This
is a monster British mom mummy. Yep, it's kind of

(35:05):
right there and playing that. I'm happy that I even
thought to do it in the.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Accent mummy croky mom my porridge is cold.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
That was good. I'm glad that you picked up that.
I was like, this is gonna be like a very
easy way, I thought, all right. Last one I have
is this is a song, maybe a Halloween song, specifically
under the bed squish monster mash. Yep.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
It's so dumb, but I always feel good when I
get them.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Yeah, it's like it gases the boys up. Other obvious ones.
I'm like, I can't think of one, but you feel
smart and you're like, it's not really that smart, but
I feel smart because I saw the puzzle and that's
smart people stuff. Robert, what do you got at? Once?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Sent him from Mundo a musical with it. This is
a singer seamstress.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Fast something quick, Taylor Swift, Taylor Swift. I was like,
Sabrina Carpon reminder loves Taylor Swift, Swift Quick done, nailed it.
Look at us if you want to send any and

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Make sure you give Robert the answer and a category
two because we've had some where they didn't and if
we don't know the answer, it kind of defeats the
purpose of us guessing, defeats the porpoise of us guessing.
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of the Week. Bitch, all right, our first comeback kid.
It's Halloween, dude, It's Halloween. Obviously, it's Halloween. Allowen's back.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Are you Are you jacked up for tomorrow?

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I'm a little bit excited because my daughter's first Halloween.
Not that she's gonna be aware of what's going on
at all. She's four months old, so she'll just be
kind of like hanging out. But it'll be cool to
see her in a costume. Like babies dressed up is
always funny.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Are you wearing one to work?

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Not to work? Not to work? I have a Davids
Moum getting shirt I was planning on wearing to work.
I'm wearing a Halloween shirt today that I'm wearing my
I think you should leave the bones of the skeletons
money shirt. Oh that's great shirts, so are the worms.

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:31):
Somebody at work today was like, I'm gonna wear my
some hat tomorrow. Is like cool, as long as you
take it off before you clock in. I was, we're
a restaurant.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
We haven't been watching necessarily a ton of like Halloween movies,
but we have been like going on The Office Halloween,
Like you just can go like Halloween episodes of the
Office and you can run it through that and Peacock
has it where you can watch like all the NBC
shows like that. I was watching Modern Family just in
the background as I was doing some stuff the other day,
and there was an episode where Mitch is doing. He's

(41:02):
trying to appeal to the jury because he's an attorney,
and the court reporter, like the stenographer. The typer lady
is dressed as a spider because it's Halloween, and she's
like typing the whole time with eighteen hands. It looks
like and the jury just can't stop looking him. And
I was like that was all time like weird things
that people could wear it to work. It's like, you
know what you're doing right though, because it's perfect for

(41:24):
a sick compa. It's like that is weird when like
you go to a place like I'm at the bank,
Why are you wearing a fucking are you a fireman?
It's the judge dressed as an executioner. Yeah, I don't
want the judge dressing up for Halloween. Don't want the
judge dressing up of following. But Halloween's Halloween's pretty pretty cool,
and I'm glad that people are getting to enjoy it.
And I don't know if we're gonna I don't, like,

(41:45):
you don't do the door with a four month old, right,
we might do one and we go to the next
door neighbor parents. Well, we're going to my parents, but
like We're gonna probably just hand out candy most of
the time and watch the Texans and then like my
mom next to a neighborhoods, like maybe we just go
to her, what's up? Can we get candy for my kid?
And then walk right back, like and as you're walking away,

(42:06):
you're popping the cad. Oh, by the way, my kid
can only have milk, milk chocolate. And then I take
that and then I trick them smart. I'm really excited
to eventually get to do dad taxing, though, you can.
Dad text the entire thing this time, Dad's tax and
all the rees am a.

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Rechis river one. You're like, no, no, no, there's no mom tax.
You would you just spit her out? Tax I did
all the real work, Dad tax. I'm supposed to get fat.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
Are y'all doing anything?

Speaker 5 (42:35):
No, No one comes up like to our neighborhood kind
of like on the street, it's not a neighborhood at all.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeah you have you have your duplex neighbor Yeah you
should go. You should go next down this downstairs, it's
it's yeah, it's next door, but also downstairs, right, Yeah,
you should just go to trick or Tree and hope
she comes up to yours, just.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
Take like a red marker and like just put it
like a little bit on your nose about I'm rude off, but.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
You should go separately, and then Sam should go, and
then you should change costumes while Sam's doing hers, and
then Sam should change costumes. And then all right, you guys,
you just like no different and the didn't go back together,
and then go and put Sam on your shoulders, but
with like a trench coat. That would be a really
tall kid. High schooler. Must be a high schooler. Huh.

(43:24):
We never get tricker treaders. This is insane. This is
a sixth one.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
I forgot that tomorrow is Halloween until, like, I think
it was at like one o'clock today, somebody said the
thing about wearing a hat and I was.

Speaker 3 (43:35):
Like no, I was like, oh, yeah, tomorrow's Halloween. I'm
working fine.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
My first job ever was Kroger. I got five twenty
five an hour and I worked on Halloween there one year.
And it was like a Saturday or Sunday because I
don't I don't remember why. This guy was getting ready
to go to like a Halloween party, but he didn't
wear that. He just showed up in like jeans and
a T shirt and I was like, what are you doing?
He's like, we can wear costumes today. I was like,
what do you What is your cosumes? Like, I'm guy
on my day off and I was like, Okay, that's great.

(44:01):
I like that and like our blass fucking hated it.
Blast fucking hated it, but it was really funny here.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
That'd be a great one.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Like if your work allows you to dress up on
it and you just dress up and like comfortable.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I'm I'm casual Friday, casual Friday guy.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Yeah, but that's Thursday, and you get away with Imagine
if you have back to back casual fridays this here,
Oh be sick. That would be sick being excited for that.
You'd be like, oh my life is soul crushing.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, Like I don't have to wear khaki somewhere ow.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
Fuck Yeah, Kagies are comfortable. Yeah, just buying bad pants
if they're not comfortable.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
At this day and age, I think we've pretty much
figured out how to make all fashion comfort, except for
high fashion that looks uncomfortable.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
I got a few pair of pants, see, I get
mine tailored though.

Speaker 2 (44:46):
That's what dude, that's the hack bro if you if
you want to enjoy your pants, get them fucking tailored.
I just buy pants that fit. And actually even if
they don't, yeah no, but that's the part. When they're tailored,
they fit right to you. So it's like, guess who
they fit me? Who wears them? Meat? I still wear
baggy jeans, dude, I'm I think baggy jeans are coming
in style.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
You know, I've been out of style for fifteen years.
It's about time it was, So you're getting your riz back.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
No, I don't like the baggage, especially at the bottom.
Like if there's like something I like there's room through
like the hip, that's that's sort of okay, But like
at the bottom of it, if it bunches up, I
hate that.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I don't like. It drives me crazy. I have skinny
little bitch legs too, so like like, I never look
like I'm like wearing pants, right, I always look like
I look like I was somebody that was in a
wheelchair for most of my life until just recently, where
I have like no leg muscles.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Like I think I think most of my jeans are
I think thirty length, but I think I've got one
pair that's either like thirty two or thirty four. I
never know until I put them on, and then I
put on my shoes, I'm like, oh, these are so
bunchy at the.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Bat, I'm thirty thirty. I just want through my measurements
on that thirty thirty. And that's how I make sure
that I've done that since high school. Sometimes I went
to thirty two thirty and I was really self conscious
about it.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I'm well pat.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I also don't like buying pants, so it's like, nope, run,
We're not gonna buy clothes, Alex, I'm not gonna do that. Well,
I'll just start myself that too.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
I know where the jeans are in Walmart. That's where
I buy them.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
That's true. Yeah, you don't buy the Walmart. I mean
they work, they work, They work for wranglers.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Brett Farvirondale. Earnhardt told me where wranglers. I wear wranglers skill.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
Yeah, you gotta get some good jeans, though, jeans. Fuck
having good jeans then, like you're happy walking around a jeans,
like lounging around the house in jeans. That's cool. When
you're like you feel like you're like a rock star
A little bit wearing jeans when your favorite pair is
like dirty and you have to put on another pre
that you haven't worn in forever, and you put them
on their stiff and you don't have full range of motion,
it really makes you appreciate your broken in pair. Do

(46:42):
you ever have the jeans like when you walk they
switch together and you have the I'm fat all of
my advance. I hate that. That drives me crazy. That
would be one of my biggest pet beaves, and it
happens to me regularly. But yeah, just find a pair
of jeans you like, and like, buy three pair of
the exact pair of jeans, and then you have to
buy one that's a different color so it doesn't look
like you only wear the same jeans.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
That's what I did with this style of pants. I
bought three different colors of this this style of pant
suit and just like those.

Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, it's like heavy khaki, like brown khaki.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
I got like a like a blue, like a light
blue one. Uh, some pink ones and some red ones.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
I've seen the red ones and I think I think
I seen the pink ones too, maybe yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
Maybe, yeah. I got those tailored one hundred and ten
dollars for all three because I get them, I get
them hammed, and I get them like tailored, like tapered
in a little bit.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Yep, same same, But it's a game changer, dude, if
you have all of your pants are tailored, like I've
been thinking about, Like I'm not going to do it,
but I've been thinking about with jackets, Like, dude, you
know that, like like when you put on tailored pants
and this is like it goes right to where your foot,
like right where you want, Like this is this, this works,
this works. Then you wear some fucking like like you

(47:56):
go to do you do a wedding and you get
to order a suit and like the suit that you
order is your measurements, Like it's just not the fucking same.
It's not tailored.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
One of my like life goals is to get like
a really nice lot of jacket that like fits me
like perfectly. Like I have some jackets just like the
arms are just too long and like it will go
over my wrist or maybe sometimes they'll go over my hands.
I have to like roll it up. Yeah, and I
don't like that. I want to get something that's like
right to my size.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yep. Yeah, he's see happy that Robert likes getting things tailored.
It is a life hack. And if you can afford
to do that, I would recommend doing it for like
at least two pairs of jeans or whatever that you wear.
If it's your everyday par you'll love it.

Speaker 4 (48:33):
All I can to think about is that the tailoring
of each one of his pants cost more than my pants.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, but then the comfort. You don't put a price
on that except one these.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Pants, and now for one hundred and fifty percent of
what they cost me, I will buy.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
That makes sense. But that's why you buy like jeans,
like good jeans. Not that your jeans aren't good jeans,
but like I don't know, they get me on the
jeans like this is just good quality. Yeah, I want
to buy that. It bends well, all right, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I just break them in. Yeah, pretty, I'm a pretty
low maintenance Okay.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yeah, there you go. No shout out. Scotch and soda.
That's what those are my gene go toos right now,
Oh fucking fucking clutch. Check them out, Bobby.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
I've been looking for a good pair of jeans. I
don't have jeans. I have a black jeans. I've been
looking for. It's like blue jeans.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
Blue jeans are good, but yeah, then they're pretty common. Yeah,
you get like the weird colors though, because it's like
navy blue jeans. Don't want to go like the wash
sometimes you like, this guy's a weirdo. Like if I'm
like a fifty year old dude walking around with like
the acid wash on it, like this looks like I'm
holding on to some stuff.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
But when you have like a main color of jean
that you wear forever, and then out of nowhere you'll
buy like that light blue one, you're like, I look
good these.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
Yeah, yeah, it's just different.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
And then after a while you go back to the
other color and you're like, dude, I look good in these.
You just trick yourself constantly, all right, you know, it's
just different.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
I'm sorry. We talked about jeans for fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (50:02):
It's getting real.

Speaker 2 (50:02):
Yeah, it's just hey, guys talking jeans.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
Guys in our thirties.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
It's just real talk. You know, most of us, most
of us are thirties. You round up thirty ish, thirty ish.
Halloween's back also back, Dwale, let's not forget d Wally.
Have our Happer Happer.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Don't bring any zombies to a celebration of do Wali.
I still don't know what that a love playing Polly
to celebrate to Wally.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I don't think anybody would know about Dwali if not
for that episode.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
I mean like there's an entire culture that was absolutely
not about.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
It by anybody. I meant anybody here.

Speaker 4 (50:44):
Gringoes, Yeah, white people, white people would not know about
Dwali if not for.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
That, I did not. I was unaware. I knew what
Dowali was because of the office, but I was unaware
of when it fell. And then years ago, I believe
y'all were both on the pod at that time where
I was like, Yo, all my neighbors just like all
got Christmas lights this week. It's fucking wild, dude. There's
like eight balconies that just all of them like sprouted up,

(51:09):
and they're not even Christmas colors. They're like reds and blues,
like there's not They're not just red and green. There's crazy.
And then I saw that they were all celebrating something.
I was like, Oh, it's Dewali, and maybe my phone
gave me the update that it was that. I was
like Okay, cool, that's what that is. Then I was like,
I was like, they just got jacked about Christmas all

(51:31):
of a sudden, but like eight or ten families did.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
It's coordination.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Shout out to a though, Shout out to one and
all those that celebrate. I hope you guys have a happy, happy,
happy happy Dwali. Enjoy your somors. So most says, but
how hard is it? Graham cracker, marshmallow chocolate? How hard?
How hard is it? All right? Also back this week garbage,

(51:59):
gar garbage is back. Everybody is getting called garbage. Everybody,
both sides are called garbage. Now everyone, if you're listening
to this, I don't think you're garbage, but you're falling
into a category that is considered garbage by somebody. That's
what I've learned this week. That that is that is
the like the new meanest word you can say is

(52:20):
that people are garbage. And I don't like because it's
I am garbage. I don't like that people appropriating my garbageness. Yeah, yeah,
it's a trash can not a trash cannot. And you
saying that being garbage is a negative thing, like it's bain.
I was born in this. I've worked.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I've actually not worked years on myself to become the
garbage that I think. Do No, but by not working
on myself, I've become more garbage.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
But you're working on not working on yourself.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
No I'm not.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
I'm putting it, but you are putting in effort to
not put an effort like like you think like think
about that, that think about that, you being like I
should do this to improve myself. I'm not gonna do that.
That takes a lot of willpower every single day to
be like, all right, I gotta do it. Like, hey,

(53:11):
this this pile of hair that's been in my bathroom
for six months, I should just go get the broom
and so you don't have that anymore now that I'm bald. Right, No,
I'm not going to do that. I should really go
get that. And then you're like, fuck it, I'll just
shave my head and I'll never have to make a
pile of hair again. And that's pats. That's a way. Though.
Now you're shaving your head like you're working by.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
So far, so lazy that I don't have hair. I've
improved myself by not having piles. Right now, you have
a chore to shave your head, but you don't have
to do the chore. So really you are working very
hard to not work hard.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
But here's another layer of garbents I don't talk about that.
That's under the behind the scenes things that you guys
don't see, Like, yeah, it looks like he's doing nothing,
but he's working really hard to not do anything.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
I actually am working hard on it now because I
am very confident that my head shaver really needs I
need to replace like the blades on it because it's
not cutting nearly as well more.

Speaker 3 (54:00):
I'm just I just keep not ordering them.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
That's why I'm garbage and a hat.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
It should be like a minute to shave my head
and be done with it, and it's taken four or
five minutes now. They're just not that sharp anymore. But hey,
until it just stops cutting, yeah, which which it will
get to that point where I'll be shaving my head
one day and then it'll just like not go down anymore,
and I'll have half of a shaved head forty minutes

(54:28):
before I need to be at work, and I'll be
better find a hat. Whoops, I hope I still have
one of my Jonathan's hats in.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
My car somewhere. Yeah, garbage is back, and there's Tony
Henchcliff and then Joe Biden said it on both sides.
Everybody's garbage. We're all garbage. But if you listen past,
you gave you know this that you are not garbage.
And if you wear garbage, you would be the kind
of garbage it is the flower on the garbage, the
flower sprouting out of the landfill, and then you'd be mulch.

(54:58):
Yeah you're mulch. But that's the most beautiful kind of garbage,
is it. No, most beautiful kind of garbage is something
like if somebody accidentally threw out their iPhone. Cool, it's
an iPhone. That's a good garbage. That's a good garbage. Yeah,

(55:19):
so there we go. Garbage is back. We don't have
to get political with it. But it's just that's like
the most offensive word this week, which is fun.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
I think people getting super offended.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Yeah, garbage, we're gonna get we're gonna get into it,
but uh, like not into politics. But like, I think
the election has just broken people's brains right now because
everybody's so like, so many people are just so focused
on like this and like, so our garbage is a
comeback kid? Are also our other comeback kid is fan interference?
Because it's talk about garbage. Yankees fans, you want to say, okay, okay, cool.

(55:51):
Dodgers fans were also fan interfering too. Game one. But
last night, Game four of the World Series, I did
not watch it. I'm not watching anymore because I'm done.
Face was over to me. You don't enjoy watching your
your supposed star player. Uh no, I don't fix the
baap in his teeth, but you can't bring me no joy.

(56:11):
Brings me no joy? But uh there was a foul
ball yesterday in Game four of the World Series. Mookie
bets the Dodgers went to go try and catch the
foul ball. He did catch the foul ball and a
Yankees fan and tried to rip it out of his glove.
I thought it was hilarious. I didn't see it live.
I saw it on Twitter. It was like, what is good? Wait?
Wait he did it? Did it count? And they're like, no,

(56:32):
he was out. That's fine, no harm, no foul, like whatever, dude,
And then they're like then I keep scrolling on Twitter,
like what a.

Speaker 7 (56:40):
Fucking burs shit, that just the worst. Oh my god,
Mokey Brats Karda died. He got off seriously and Jared
Mokey Brat Jo Samy kind of pulled on his arm. Mokes,
He's just lucky that Mokey's still walking. I was like,
what did you guys see? Did you guys see that?

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Is there another clip where he like beat the ship
out of Mookie Bets And I didn't see that part? Like, no,
that was it. He rips his glove, he rips into
his glove, pulls the ball, ball comes out. Also, not
great ball security, Mooky, not great ball security, because that
ball did come out. And if this is banana ball,
that's that's that's fair ball.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
Well, actually, if it's a banana ball, it's an out
because the ball never hit the ground and the fan
then caught it.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
No, because he knocked it out of his glove. He swiped.
I thought he grabbed it.

Speaker 4 (57:25):
But if this was possession, if this was a game
in June, everybody in sports soccob that was hilarious. So
because it was so obviously he caught it, and then
he's wrestling with he's doing it.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
And like literally opening up his glove and wrenched. But
that's what makes it funnier, Like it wasn't like he
was reaching for the ball and then there the hands hit.
He had already caught it, the plate was over. It's dead.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
It's a fan interacting and trying to grab a little
bit of joy out of a series that's been.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah, he was like, I had to come to Game four.
We're getting fucking swept tonight, God damn it. And then
he sees that and then you pull it up a
little bit. But that what there's funny about it, Like wait,
did he yank on the glove? Okay? Like he just
kept fighting for it. And then he said, we fucking
protect this house. That's what I think he said, Like
we played like we protect this like we're gonna man up.
That's our ball. The ball comes in our territory. Like

(58:14):
that's what dude, Do you not want those guys that
you're at your home field?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I like, and I hate Yankees fans. I hate all
that was awesome that was and that that was awesome, Like, okay,
I get it, Like the Yankees are like the cowboys
of baseball. You're gonna shoot on me anytime you get
an opportunity. To but like the amount of like, oh wow,
another scombag Yankees fan, you're tagging me in that. You're
tagging me in that, like I didn't do it. And
then when you try and like like replace your team,

(58:40):
Like if it's an Astros fan doing it, it's like, dude,
if the fucking Astros did this, you would be jizzing yourself.
Oh my god. Like when Mattress Mac Mattress Mac not
saying any bad about Matress Maack, but Mattress Mac was
like shut the fuck you fuck you yelling at that guy.
Everybody's like, fuck, yeah, dude, if a Yankees fan does that,
there's a shit scombag.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
He's just all I had a man that's working hard
trying to go on a baseball game.

Speaker 4 (59:03):
Yeah, but if it was a Yankees fan doing it,
probably would have win. Like an eight year old girl
yelling fucking you because they trained him to be garbage
early on.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
No, No, everybody just wants to look at the Yankees
and be like, this is like if your team did this,
if your fans did this, it's fine. Also, nobody talks
about the fact that the Dodgers stole Game one because
they they were the fan interference that they called a
double on Glabor. They were like, yeah, it was a
double as well. Ball wasn't ball wasn't over the fence.
Yet there's no way to tell he leaned over, Like

(59:29):
that guy should have been ejected. He wasn't ejected. He
didn't get ejected from the game. Why didn't he get a.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
Jactreeds no rules in LA.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
He didn't get ejected at all. And then then game
goes to overtime. Guess what happens. Yankees don't win an overtime.
He should have been game over in the ninth inning,
but no, and then we just pretend that didn't happen.
But fuck this guy, right, Fuck this guy who had
no effect on the outcome of the game. Fuck that guy.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Do you think Garret Hole's gonna throw an inside fastball
to Freddie Freeman today?

Speaker 2 (59:53):
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I don't care.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Six games in a row with a home run in
the World Series is insane. Just walk here. And then
they said that, uh, what was the other Yankees or
bad people clip the they yelled something at Freddy or
they yelled Freddy, you suck, and they're like, this guy's
mom died of cancer and I was like, well, I
don't know if that guy knows that, Like that guy's

(01:00:18):
in the fans, he's behind him. It might have been
doing the did they do the stand up? Did they
do the stand up? The cancer thing they did okay,
which I were very anti cancer on this podcast, kind
of a weird thing. They'll like, hey, stop real fast,
let's talk about death, like people would have died. Bill
Bird does a really good bit on that. He's like, hey,
I know you guys came here to get stoked. A

(01:00:38):
lot of you are probably wasted. It's the World series.
But right now we're gonna talk about abortion. All right,
let's talk about abortion, something that's really gonna gonna bum
you out. It's like, I know that's raising money. I
understand what they're doing, but like I think if you're
a drunk fan, you're just like, fuck you, dude, Like
you're down three. Oh, my team's down three. L I'm hurting.

(01:00:59):
I am feeling pain right now they're lashing out. That
guy was just lashing out, and honestly, like the Yankees
aren't gonna come back, but like that guy needs, like
they banned him from tonight's game. He should just get
a boy I hope give him a box.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
Well, I hope he goes somewhere else in the crowd
and just wears like a fake.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
Mustache mustache with the glasses.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
Like like, I hope he tries to go full Portnoy
on it, like just bring him in anyway, have a
terrible disguise that it's obviously him or better yet, if
he just wears like the fake nose glasses with the
mustache on it, oh yeah it's and it's two guys.
We keep saying guy. But I did only I heard
one argument. It's the only one I will allow for

(01:01:40):
why it was a bad thing. Because if we if
they were to let this go, and Phillies fans were like,
we can do this now, those garbage people would like
eventually there'd be like a guy going for a foul
ball and as his glove is out, a Philly fan
is like putting his ass over the relion just poops
right in his glove.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Right. But also the Packers. A couple of weeks ago,
Texans played at Packers and I can't remember who was scored.
He tried to jump into the stands and do a
Lambeau leap, and they pushed him down and they were,
but they didn't get it. But it's like that's the
same kind. It's like, no, fuck you, Well that was
my stand this.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
I think they did like pull him out of the
seat for a minute and then they're like that was
obviously playful, and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Then they let him go back. That was And I mean,
this dude was smiling when he's trying to yank on
Mookie's gloves, So that's pretty playful.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Nobody got hurt, and it was playful, just have fun with.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
The guy was smiling, Mookie wasn't. But Mooki's a bitch,
so like who cares? Who cares? Right, I don't care.
And then this guy's a season ticket holder. He owns
those tickets, he owns those seats. Mookie comes up in
here sort of trying to punch him with a ball
in his glove. If you think about it, Mooki was
flying at him with a glove in his hand with

(01:02:55):
a ball in it, and it's like he's trying to
defend his house. This is my house. I pay for
these seats. WHOA, whoa, I'm being assaulted. Mookie is the
one that assaulted him, so really he acted He's like
you know what if you're insulting, I'm at HEA's gonna
take the ball.

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
It was it was just funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
It was funny, and then people just fucking lost their
just so in their feet. The elections got people on edge,
I think, and that's what it was. But like they
made it seem like this is the worst fan thing
that has ever happened ever in the history of anything,
which it's not not even close. No, Like it wasn't
as bad as Bartman. Bartman's was more innocent than anything,

(01:03:31):
but afect.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
It wasn't as bad. That's why, because it affected the game.
Like I said, the out had already happened. Hey the
fuck you moogi, I'm gonna grabbed a ball?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
What if?

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Like, come on, it's just funny.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
Gee's just thinking that the Bartman thing happened, and like
the next play just ended up being a better play,
and it was like, oh shit, but he set him
up to make a really sick play than the Steve
Bartman is like they have a statue for him possibly
sliding doors, dude slating doors.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Bro ships in the night.

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
You never know, you never know. But fan interference breaking
people's brands a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
It's I mean, it's it's just because it's the Yankees.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
It's your fucking dude, because protect your house, all right,
what did you do? Like, oh, when you throw the
ball back when they hit the home run, like.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
That could have hit the player, that could have hit him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
I'm a concussion. This is not safe. That's gonna be
the next thing. Like I am literally shaky.

Speaker 3 (01:04:26):
I hope those dudes just like walked across the street.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
They did do a barmy, but like I hope as
they walk the doors, Like I doubt it would happen
this way because everyone's watching the game, but I hope
they walked the doors and everyone turned and saw them
and they got like a soldiers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
Coming home from World War two, or like everyone just cheered.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Or like that British bar during the World Cup.

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Yeah, yep, yep, I agree with that. All right. So
fan in France is back. Our final comeback kid of
the Week is blackouts. I don't know if you've noticed this, Pat,
but I feel like every team in the entire world
is having a blackout this weekend, Like all of the
tea we're black We're blacking out whatever the stadium is.

Speaker 4 (01:05:07):
Oh, I thought you meant like like drunks. No, like
teams can't like you can't view your team because.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
No, no, no, Like Sam Houston didn't wear and this night.
I'll get into that. But like Sam Houston had a
blackout for Louisiana Tech game. Sam Houston didn't wear black.
They wore their orange jerseys, but they wanted the fans
who were black. I think you have h is doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:29):
You should have too, because if you had worn black
jerseys with the orange black jerseys, but you can make
them be very speaky. Your hat right now, orange logo,
black hat, Halloween colors, it would have been perfect. Texas
State or they're black jerseys. Last night didn't work. We lost,
but that's one because we lost our quarterback.

Speaker 2 (01:05:44):
That's fine, that's fine, but it bothers me if you
don't wear like I think A and M did a
blackout on Saturday. Who else there's like the Jets are
doing a blackout on Halloween. I mean I get like,
is it because it's Halloween and they're like, hey black Halloween.
Probably that makes there's too many of them doing it

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for it to not seven or eight teams that are
having blackouts this weekend. And it's like we can't all
have blackouts, okay, but I think you can if you
all acknowledge that it's it's Halloween. For Halloween, say Halloween blackout,
not let's blackout the whatevers.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
What if the Browns like made their helmets look like
pumpkins for this game that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Why don't they? They played on Halloween last year? The year before,
it was like, how the fuck are you doing it? It
was Browns and Bengals.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
So it's just too black because the NFL sound weird
about their helmets.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Yeah, well, I mean the Giants are wearing fucking Michigan helmets.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
They like they just ease it up a little bit,
but it was like, you can only wear one helmet?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
Why concussions?

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
And then they realize it doesn't matter at all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:43):
Yeah, I mean the Packers last week looked great or
was that two weeks ago?

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
I don't know, look great, it's two weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Different helmets are fun.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Doesn't matter how much different people shipped to buy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
Oregon was ship and then they're like, we're just gonna
make lots of cool jerseys and hired Chip Kelly and
then they be one hundred jerseys. You love it different
uniforms are fun. Just have fun with it.

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
But the big thing is like when you have like
a white out or a blackout or a red out
or whatever color out and you are not wearing that color,
that bugs me. Yeah, that's weird. Like when Penn State
does the white out, it's great because they wear their white.
The higher Stadium is just a blanket. It looks like
a blanket of snow. They wear.

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
They're all white. Yeah, I think they're doing it this weekend.
I think the white black out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
Yeah, it's it's iconic. It's great.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
But like, yeah, if you're gonna have a blackout, you
have to match the color whatever out, you have to
match that color for your fans.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Unless see white Trump's in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Get the white out.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
I head they had a whit out and knew it'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Even though the blacks love me. We're having a white
out at the polls, right at the.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Polls, white at Beaver Stadium or whatever it's called the
Penn State Happy Valley. Wepe that out. But yeah, blackouts
are back, just like was. The craziest is when they
do the white out, and it usually happens in like
playoff games for NHL and NBA where they give everybody
the shirts and it'll be like it's a white out game,
We're a white out whatever. And then the other team

(01:08:13):
is the road team, so they're wearing whites. That looks
the stupidest. Yeah, you can't wear the color that the
other teams wearing, but we're whiting them out. Like, no,
they're wearing white though, don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
A green outer or anaim Ducks if they did an
orange out with their new orange jerseys, that'd be sick.
That would be cool because not a lot of teams
have the orange, so it pops.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
It's a very successful rebrand that they have done where
they just incorporated the old logo, made it look sicker
and they made it not too modern but still modern enough.
Hey I know we suck, but like new jerseys done
and then yeah it works.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
You just gotta look cool. I'll bet on you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
I watched a Ducks game the other day just because
that was what was on, and I was like, well,
they have cool jerseys. I'm an easy guy to please, make,
a fun, easy guy to please. Blackouts though, let's work
on those. Maybe not, maybe we we alternate the weekends
we do the blackouts that's all I ask. Just doesn't
it's not as special when fifty five teams are doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:04):
Yeah, but you know, have fun, have fun. You don't
get to go see fifty five games. That's get to
go to one. Everyone wants to participate. Representation matters. Nothing
worse though than go into a game. It's got like
a like a blackout or a battle red or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
And you fuck, I didn't know we were. I know
this was the thing today.

Speaker 4 (01:09:24):
Bring them out and then play the brown notes so
everyone shits their pants ballad.

Speaker 2 (01:09:28):
Yeah, that'll be a great one. Anybody in white pants
is in for a bad day.

Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I don't wear them. Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
I had a pair of white shorts in college and
then one time I shot it a little bit and
I exited real quick whipst.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
My friend was like did.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
I was like, no, dude, I like I had dip
on my fingers and I like scratched my ass by.

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
The way, I'm gonna get out of here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
You gotta put my back to the wall. And I
got out of that party.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
D it's a period blood.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
I never asked my buddy, but I should be. Like
after I left it, everyone was like pat shit his
pants in me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
A little bit. You're that meme where you're like, they
have no idea, ship my pants, and you're in the
corner of the room and everybody's like, that guy fucking
shit his pants. Oh my god, can you smell it?
That guy just shipped himself. It would make that I
trusted a fart a little bit too much. Yeah, no, wait,
all it happens to the best of.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Us, especially in college when you're probably fifteen beers deep.

Speaker 2 (01:10:19):
Yeah, and you just get a little confident. You live overconfident.
You're like, this is good.

Speaker 4 (01:10:22):
It's like confidence that yeah, that you just as you
get older, you learn it betrays ya.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
It betrays you once and then you're like, okay, we
can't do that again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
Yeah, or you're just playing around it. I've never bought.

Speaker 2 (01:10:34):
Yankees Minute Made Park. I never forget it. That's my alma,
my alma. All right, that's my album. I lost the battle,
but I learned a very valuable lesson.

Speaker 3 (01:10:46):
That might be me shitting my pants and white shorts
in college.

Speaker 2 (01:10:48):
That might be my We all have an Alamo moment.
If you'd like to ship ahead, just hashtag Alamo moment.
I think it's Almo that's not because the Alamo is
your last stand because you lose. You lost the battle,
but but you may a stand.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
I did not make a stand, but you lost the battle,
and then it made you a better person, so you're
ready to win the battle going forwards. But what's one
where you just where they got wiped out and just
three hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
And that's but they made a stand, right, But like,
like you did make a stand, just not a great
stand because it failed.

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
I feel like Emma made a stand for you and
she stand that that was her Ala moment with a
real MVP.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
All right, Speaking of things that are not cool, that's
what we're about to do, the not cool segment where
we encourage you guys. It's our venting session. What happens
to you throughout the week that makes you say, hey man,
that's not cool. If you stub your toe not cool.
If you get run over by a bus also not cool.
There's just varying degrees of it. Hit us up on Twitter.
We're at past the gravy Pod. On Twitter used the
hashtag PTG not cool. That's how we'll search for them

(01:11:48):
at passy Pod hashtag PTG not cool. I will pick
a couple of the best submitted by our listeners, viewers, readers,
sign languages. Oh, Robert, can you start learning sign language
and then just sign the entire podcast and then put
you in like a small box so like as there
if you're watching on YouTube, but you're also like you're
hearing impaired instead of having subtitles, because why would we

(01:12:10):
want to capture that? That would be too easy. You
have to learn a whole language. I did take sign language.
I'm not good at it. But you just do the
sign language, or you just do the thing where you
just make up sign language, and then that would also
be funny. Just do like a five minute loop of
you just making up signs and put it at the
bottom corner. And we also had Robert translate out all

(01:12:31):
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Yeah, I might have to do that. I'll get on that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
There was I can't remember who it was it was.
I don't know the person's name, but there was something
like there was someone who politics or whatever. It was like, yeah,
the whole speech, they were making it up.

Speaker 5 (01:12:43):
Yeah, they just showed up and volunteer their services.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Likely they didn't check to see like are you asl certifiing? Yeah, totally.
That was one of my favorite snake un till you
make it moments, you're just like doing the macarena, Like
what was what? All right? You're just doing the disco dance. Now,
that's not even is that the gritty that's not that's
not that's not what he's saying. We should have figured
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:02):
When they're signed for Ic was pointing to one eye
and then both eyes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
They did the Napoleon Dynamite dance with the bird. That
was weird.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
He just was doing the robot at one moment.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
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Speaker 4 (01:13:52):
I think the rad is my favorite design. Yeah, favorite
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Comeback Kids segment. Not Cool Man and obviously by but
come at kids say when I meant that cool segment clearly,

(01:15:03):
I was.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Like, wait, do we do the cool segment?

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Yet?

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
I almost pushed that button, So.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
When you started playing it, I was like, oh, did
he suck up? And then I looked down at Robert
and I was like, oh, wait a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
Minute, let's start with some listener and viewers submitted not
cools again at pass greebot hashtag PTG not cool. That's
how you reach out to us, This is Sebastian viez
Kiss writes into us. It's the first time we've heard
from him in a minute. I believe Sabastian a our
paintball buddy. We went to Vegas to play paintball with
this team at CARBALLOC twenty three C A R B

(01:15:37):
A L A C twenty three. Sebastian says. My not
cool for the week is that I went on a
bike ride yesterday. I was three quarters of a mile
in and I got a flat tire. I took a
spare tire tube and tools with me for this reason
changed out the tubes, but the spare was defective. It
wouldn't air up, so I had to walk back home.

(01:15:57):
That is like you had every prep set to go.
You know that that sucks. You're like, oh, well, if
this happens, don't worry. Got it still fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
You're just trying to get a little biking exercise in
and then you go to walk and carry You're like,
this is not the action get.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Riding a bike. So I didn't have to walk.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Walks. He's and peas. Brother, that's a really good way
to start us off with teas and peas. Sebastian, thanks
for sharing with us, buddy. This is from Nicole Issa
on Twitter. She is at Nicole arted. Get it, she's
an artist, Nicole arted. I like that, very good handle, Nicole.
Nicole says, Nicole farted. That's that m Nicole says her.

(01:16:39):
Not cool is when your windows fog up when you're
driving and trying to screw with the AC.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
It's probably just because you farted.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
Oh yeah, because the heat in the cool mixes up
with it. That is a very frustrating. Typically, I guess
I only really have that mostly when it's like cold
and then I'm trying to turn the heat on. But
then it you have to like get through that happy medium.
We're like, all right, I'm just I'm not gonna be
able to see for a second. Then you gotta you
have the little hand squeegee marks that you make and
then they go away. It's like I can see where

(01:17:08):
my smudges were from this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:17:09):
I'm driving sixty five and leaning over my steering wheels.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Fine, it's fine. Then you just figure it out, all right,
now you, uh, what is the key? You turn it
down to where it just blows down on your feet
and then it doesn't fog up the window as much
where you just put the defogger thing up on there.
But yeah, that does suck. And like there is just
like a ten to fifteen second blind spot that you
just had to hope. You're not driving very fast far
so should.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Be scary, but also it's a thrill. Yeah, but mostly scary.

Speaker 2 (01:17:37):
Mostly scary, though, I would say, but shout out, Nicole,
that's a good not cool, good not cool. This one
is from Todd Vass. You attached a picture to it
for maybe throw the picture up on there, let's see.
But Todd says, wait what am I? Oh? Yeah, okay,
yeah you can throw that picture of No, don't because
he has this school name. Don't do that picture up

(01:18:00):
todd says, I was at my second grader's musical and
I had an obstructive view because this person and another
one in front of her had to get video and
kept recording the whole time. So yeah, it's basically that's
basically exactly what he describes. Uh, there's a lady in
front of him with her phone out, and then a

(01:18:20):
lady in front of that lady with her phone out
as well, And I feel like that is probably pretty annoying.
Like I understand that, hey, well you should have got
there first, but you don't have to record the whole thing,
and you can also go to the side probably and
record it without being in front of everybody doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Yeah, but then they don't get the straight on in
the in the aisle. I remember, like when we were kids,
they would be like, don't record, we're recording. You can
get them afterwards, like you can order it. But then
people are like, I don't want to pay for it.
I'll just film it on my phone. You're not gonna
watch it anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
It's like fireworks videos. You're not gonna You're not. Let's
probably the kid. The kid probably wants to watch it, Like, man,
you let me see me.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Kid can lose interest after like ten seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Yeah, that's true. Well'll say where it's.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Like I get you get this is for no one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:06):
It's like concerts like you get two three, youet two three,
and I'm I feel like that the pretty lean like,
I'll give you two three whole songs if you want
to record that. I'm not gonna like that, but like,
all right, you know you you should be able to
do that. You can't record the whole concert. Don't do that.
It's weird, right, Hey, it's impossible that it's your kid.
It's a little bit different in this situation. I understand that.

(01:19:26):
But notice Todd's not doing that. Todd's actually talking to
a podcast during that. He's like, Hey, this fucking bitch
won't get out of my way. He took one picture. Yeah,
that's what I like about Todd. He's a simple guy.
He has he has he has memories up here. He
remembers that all right in the moment, he's what tal
he was doing, justin was doing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
You should have asked her to move there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:48):
You go like that. He's a piece Todd. You are
one hundred percent in the right on that one hundred
percent in the right. Next one is from Jordan Welch
at j Underscore Welch two seven nine five on Twitter.
Jordan says, mine not cool is that my cousin's next
door neighbor parked their trash can in front of my

(01:20:08):
truck just to be assholes to me. Petty people and
they're always nuisances. Just move it back behind there, like
Alex does with the shopping carts. Yeah, it's really the best.
I mean, it's pain in the ass. You have to
do it, but like or but with the shopping cart,
knock it over. What you gotta do with the shopping
cart is you got to see them like not putting
it back, and instead of berating them, you gotta be, oh,
is this yours? Yeah, I'll take that for you. And

(01:20:29):
then you just leave it behind them and then they
think you did it. But then they already think you
did the good thing. If they just see you grab it,
they might be like, this guy's up to something. You
act like you're doing them a favorite. Oh my bad,
I was going to just like you were, and I forgot.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
You know, you do like pee in a cup and
then pour it another trash can, So then it's just
gonna smell like pea forever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:47):
That's actually not awful, but like it's awful but it's great. No,
I'm saying, like, that's not an awful idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, I was gonna say, poop in it, but that
you know, then you gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Like, no, just take it. Like trash cans are paying
the ass to get back and to get another one
or bill. Do you not, like, do you not remember
when when did your dad? That was like a big
thing when that was a chore when we were growing up.
It was like you fucking don't bring the trash cans
and then fucking they're gonna blow away. We're gonna have
to buy a new one from the fucking city. Like
that was like a big worry for my dad at

(01:21:16):
the time. I don't know why. I was like, I
feel like the city will just bring it. I don't know,
but I thought that trash cans were a billion dollars
right from the city.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
You get from What you do is take the trash
can next time they do it, just bring it back
to like their front door, and put it right in
front of their front door with the handle facing out,
so like when they step out, they can't like really
get a good grip on it and fill it with
leave a note on it that just says like, hey,
I think you accidentally misplaced this behind my truck.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
I brought it back to you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:44):
So then when the trash comes by in the morning,
if they don't get out in time, their trash doesn't
get picked up because it wasn't on the curb.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Or just do it fill it with water and then
leaning against the door. I don't know, if you get
that much pee, well you're not gonna fill it up,
but we'll fill it with water and then pee in
that water pee on the handle and yeah, okay, that's fair. Yeah,
and then just lean it up against the garage august
front door and then like oh shit, you left.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
This here, or maybe like find some dog poop on
the ground and put it right on the handle.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
I don't know. I feel like the move is to
just take the trash can because that inconvenience is them
more bigcause now they can't take their trash out. And
I think a lot of places don't pick up your
trash unist it's in the trash can. So that would
be a really good like oh, okay, host, I don't
know what happened to that, dude, Like it was right
in front of my car when I left.

Speaker 3 (01:22:29):
Just have a petty brains.

Speaker 2 (01:22:30):
I know that I didn't do anything because it was
in front of my car. I remember it being there
today and then that'll be your alibi. Checked that they
don't have ring cameras. Dickhead neighbors suck. Yeah the blows dude,
t's and peace dude. I mean, I know that's like
a minor inconvenience, but like that's after a while, it's
like that gets to you. I get you. I feel that, dude.
Feel that. Last listener I viewers submitted not Coolest is

(01:22:53):
from Bro Brad at DeLong Dude on Twitter, and Bro
Brad says, just a friendly reminder. The left lane the
toll road has a minimum speed limit of eighty miles
an hour. Setting your cruising your cruise control on your
minivan to sixty seven will not suffice.

Speaker 4 (01:23:10):
Yeah, Like, if you see a car coming up behind you,
you have to accelerate, even if there's not room for
you to get over. You have to accelerate until you
can get over. Stop blocking the fast lane.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I don't understand the like, oh, fourteen cars have just
passed me and then gotten over in the left lane.
It might be me. They just be aware. Just be
a little aware. That drives me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:33):
Or like when you're getting on the highway and you
accelerate to get over and the person in front of
you that's also getting on, you're like, oh, maybe they're
not because they're not accelerating or getting over, and they
wait all the way until that last second, Like, as
soon as you can get on, get on, don't don't
keep going in the in the get on lane and
then get over at the last second. Just get on,
because then I'm trying to accelerate around you. All of

(01:23:53):
a sudden you're putting on your blinker and I'm stopping
to let you go, but then you don't go, And
then I.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
Said, and then it's just creating a stuff. Just learn
how I can drive people. Yeah, dude, one hundred percent
of common knowledge and common decency. A lot people don't
have that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
Rob people so much, Like, like five times in the
last two days I've done the drive by stare, Like
I have to look at you to see how stupid
you look.

Speaker 2 (01:24:15):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
I'm gonna I'm gonna hurt my neck one day doing it.
I've been doing it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
Yeah, there'll get you. It's good good stretching though. It
is good stretch, so maybe keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
I've got good neck mobility.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Yeah, you gotta keep that going as you get older.
I can go first. I can go first, go for
I have an an late edition. But you guys, if
you're watching the video, we're not where we normally record
because somebody is where we normally record. And I know
that I don't really have a reason to be mad
about it, but I am, if that makes sense, Like,
we do this every Wednesday. This is our thing we

(01:24:50):
do Wednesday. We do it in that room every Wednesday.
Now we're really going to put a black up on
the wall, like I'm really going to I'm not order
it like the Braille version of it too, it looks
like a school. It'll just be the Harambei Memorial Past
the Gravy Studios, brought to you by a Heart Media
presented by Little Limbshop dot Com. And I'm gonna just
be like, I'm gonna just tape this to the door

(01:25:11):
past Gavy has a reserved from three till seven on Wednesdays.
Then just see if it does anything.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
That'd be great if they like take it down and
remove it with one that says nahuh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
But also if they ask me, like how it got
up there, like I don't know. I didn't. I didn't
put that. Must have a fan and I thought, I
thought you guys did that. I was honored. Honestly, I
was gonna come stay something to you and like, hey,
thank you guys so much. I thought that was a
really cool move that we have you on camera putting
it up there with security. Kid that doesn't look like me.

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If Shaggy told us anything, you're a giant's hat. It's
got every facial feature of you as the shirt you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
Were wearing to and must have been a Halloween costume.

Speaker 2 (01:25:52):
Not me. Couldn't be couldn't be me. I thought that
was Tessa. So yeah, that's my first not cool. My
other not cool, and my main one is is I
got an a wreck on Thursday last week and I
blame myself because I was having a conversation after a
meeting and I could have left earlier or later and
had not put myself in that situation, and then I

(01:26:13):
would have been fine. Right now, it was technically my fault,
but it was when I when I turned to go home,
it doesn't matter. I was turning left, like the road
that I live on. I was getting ready to turn
there and before there's another left hand turn that you
could take, and somebody like jetted in front of the
car in front of me and tried to turn left there,
and then I guess that's not where they were going,

(01:26:33):
so they jetted back out, got in the right lane,
and then last second again kind of crossed two lanes
of traffic into the left turn lane, and then that
wasn't it either, so they turned back. But by that time,
the other car in front of me had to slam
on the brakes and then I had to slay on
my brakes and just slid and hit them. And their
car was not damaged, like it already had like kind
of a messed up bumper a little bit, but it

(01:26:53):
was a work truck. And the guy was like, yeah,
we're good. Like the guy they got. The guy that
I hit got out and was like, what the fuck
was that guy's problem? And I was like, yes, yes,
also that and I was like he did that early,
he did that, like right before. He's like, yeah, I
don't know what he was doing. But he was the
guy was really cool. He I mean, I don't I
gave him my insurance and stuff. He hasn't contacted me

(01:27:13):
or anything like that, and I don't think he planned
on it. But my car it hit his bumper where
my left bumper then was pushed into my tire. So
I was like, if I drive this, it's gonna pop
the tire eventually. So I had to like drive it
to a parking lot and I could just smell rubber
the whole time I was driving it, and like the guy.
The guy that I hit was like really cool because

(01:27:34):
he had a bunch of like tools in his truck.
It was like, well, let me in his van, and
it was like, let me try and pull the bumper
back so you can drive it to the place. And
it just didn't work, so I had to get towed.
And now I'm playing the game where you just call
the body shop every day. I'm like, what's up with
this car? Can you give me an update? And can
you call me tomorrow? And then they don't call you
them the next day, like what's up with this car?
Can you h how's it going? And then oh, yeah,

(01:27:55):
I AWESO, we'll probably get it to you by Wednesday.
I was like, cool, well, today's Wednesday. Not going to
get by wednesday, And he thought earlier it might be Thursday.
Now I don't think he's gonna get it till tomorrow.
And he's like, yeah, I'll probably gonna be Monday Tuesday, boss,
which I'm assuming it means Friday next week. So I'm
just doing the thing where when my wife is not working,
I can take her car. But most of the time

(01:28:16):
I'm just do bring everywhere. I feel like a real,
real city kid calling a taxi. But so that's fine.
Just fifteen twenty dollars to go everywhere all the time.
Pretty cool. But I got what it was weird because
it's like, yeah, I hit him, but I don't even care.
Like I was mad that it wasn't even him, it

(01:28:36):
was the guy in front of him, and that I've
never been in a situation where it's like, no, no, fuck,
that guy is not here, that guy did this, so
fuck that guy.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
Then make you want to get a dash cam?

Speaker 2 (01:28:47):
No, uh, because I don't know if I would have
caught him on the dash camp, I would have You've
been the car, But yeah, you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
Gotta get a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Like I follow like three different dash cam like things
on Instagram. Dude, I watched I just pre electrics all
the time, pre electric because but on a lot of them,
like you can see the cars ahead, like it gives
a good deal. You're just gonna make sure you get
a good one. Like one of the ones I follow
is just he's a truck driver, so he's got one
and all he does is it's just him yelling at
people driving like dickets.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Around or like when you see people trying and do
the like they back into you and make it look
like you hit them, and it's like, well I got
it on a dash can. That sucks. They get holding
their do that, and then like, well I got on
a dash cam so we can go look back at
it and then you can just say like, oh fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:29:26):
You see like one of them in the video but
looking like.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
I already called the cops. Don't worry, I got called
the cops. Don't drive off yet. Don't drive off yet.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
If you do, I've got license plate. You'll get fleeing
the scene as an extra charge.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
But yeah, so getting a wreck not fun and just
you don't realize how much you need your car until
you don't have your car and it guy sucks. Shout
for Uber, though it's really helped out a lot. Shout
out Uber. What about you guys? What job got for?
Not cools?

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
I've got a two. One of them is not mine,
it's from my genia. He got food poisoning.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
That sucks. That is a a huge fear.

Speaker 4 (01:30:00):
So I had to work alone today, which wasn't bad,
but I missed having my buddy at work.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
You eat McDonald's recently, No, no, I he didn't tell
me exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
I did. I did randomly. I think we were talking
about it. We were talking about it last thing, and
I think it was just like subconsciously in my mind.
And I did get some, I believe Sunday night.

Speaker 2 (01:30:24):
I didn't go with the McDonald's have an outbreak or something. Yeah,
they had some like listeria thing with onions or some shit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:29):
I didn't get any onions. I got like the the
fight dollar meal. I'm not sure what burger it is, like,
I rarely get McDonald's. I have no idea what burger was,
Just a regular burger, not big mech and like for
big nuggets. But my stomach did hurt like the rest
of them. And then the next day it was I
didn't feel great.

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
That sucks, but that and then mine is just uh
my my. I've got two pairs of pants like this
that I wear at work, these ten ones that everyone
other times. You gotta get them tailored, man, And then
well I might need to now the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:05):
There's one thing, Robert and I know it is the
tailored pants. It's the only way to live.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Yeah, well the other one you a living. So my
left pocket, I keep my wallet, and I have a
multi tool, like a knife like thing with you know,
plyers and all that good stuff on it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Multi tool is just a nice way to say, like
I'm carrying a weapon.

Speaker 4 (01:31:24):
Yeah, but I use it, you know, opening boxes and
stuff like that work.

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
But it's funny. It's like I could just have a
knife on me, but like, and I know it's not
just a knife, it's a multi tool. It's just like
a dad way to say, like I'm carrying I'm armed.

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
But so yeah, the weight of that over time in
the black pants, it kind of like made a hole
in that pocket. Yeah, So like and it's actually kind
of two holes, so it kept like falling through my pants.
So I stapled those I stapled that pocket together. I've
watched them like three times since the staples are holding,
so it's okay. But I as we're doing the podcast today,
I can feel what's happening in this one now too.

(01:32:00):
I'm like, ah, I gotta break out the stapler, buy
some new pants.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
I had that with shorts with my keys would just
pop like through the shorts at a certain point, and
then I have my mom to sew them all up
and all the pockets. It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
I like notice it earlier today, but like I didn't really.
I was like, it feels like there's metal touching my leg,
but like I was just busy so it didn't want gate.

Speaker 2 (01:32:24):
And now I'm like, I'm just stabbing myself a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
And I'll just keep wearing.

Speaker 4 (01:32:28):
I won't do anything about it until it falls out
of my pocket and like the middle of the restaurant
makes a loud bang as it or if I'm lucky,
it'll fall down my pants and then the metal will
land right on the like outside bone of my foot
and that'll hurt a lot. That's happened before. So I'm
just playing a garbage game of chicken with myself at
this point.

Speaker 2 (01:32:48):
Yeah, man, can you imagine just like going through life
every day Robert with like jeans, they're just generically fitted
for everybody. Yeah, around your size.

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
Oh see, the jeans are post pockets everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Else just yet pockets falling apart like my pockets. Luckily,
they're just fitted right to my body, like I don't
even have to worry about the contour to me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
But I might get fatter.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
But I'll probably get fatter though, so then I'll have
to tailor them again.

Speaker 2 (01:33:15):
I am doing that. That's the beauty of that. You
just tail them as many time as you want.

Speaker 4 (01:33:19):
I'll just buy new jeans for less than the cost
of the tailoring, also a strategy, and then you know,
take three weeks to break them in and complain that
they're too tight the whole time. Give me another not
cool for.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Any It really helps me out, mostly, is what it does.

Speaker 4 (01:33:34):
I need things to complain about in life, or I
get more unhappy than when I'm on than when I'm complaining.

Speaker 2 (01:33:40):
All right, let's wrap this up. Let's wrap this up.
Are we going? Are we going fast? On this podcast?
I don't know was that you're not cool? Is that
you ate McDonald's Robert, did you have another one?

Speaker 5 (01:33:50):
I had to go to the hardware store.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
Let's go three out of the past five days, which
you're building.

Speaker 5 (01:33:56):
I'm not building anything. I'm trying to fix a toilet.
The the flush handle on the inside of the toilet
in the tank, it broke off, so you can't we
can't use the actual flush handled flush we had, like
you know, hold it pull. Yeah, it open and pull,
And I'm trying to fix that. And on the inside
there's just this nut, I guess, and I have a

(01:34:19):
wrench where I can screw it, but it's not it
is not wide enough, so I had to go buy
another one. And then also I had to have some
ceiling lights that in the office that I want to change.
But it's not a standard bulb. It's apparently E seventeen intermediate.
I found out it's not a standard. It's not a
Candelabra size, it's not an extra large one. It's this

(01:34:41):
intermediate size.

Speaker 2 (01:34:43):
You Robert listing the like the model number. That's a
guy that's been at a hardware store bunching a lot. Yes,
I've been doing it a lot. And those didn't work out,
so I had to return those. I bought eight of them.
I only needed six. I didn't realize how many bulbs
we haven't in our fan and the the bulb itself

(01:35:04):
was too small, so the game it gave like the
spotlight look instead of like more of like just natural look.

Speaker 5 (01:35:10):
It just was like focused. Yeah, I'm like, these don't
work because I want him in the in the office
now that uh it's gonna get darker soon. I don't
like the yellow lights mm hm. And so if we
ever did the podcast back like at home, I'd never
turned I never turned the lights on because it's just
too yellow. Had to return those. I also buy a

(01:35:30):
little drain cap for our bathroom sink because the like
little stopper that doesn't work either.

Speaker 2 (01:35:36):
Dude, Mine broke. I was shaving this weekend. Mine broke
because what the fuck do I do now? Because you
can't push it down pull it up, and like, well,
I'm just stuck. And I tried to like figure out,
like I don't know how to take apart my sink.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
Yeah, so I was just gonna buy like a little
like uh like essentially like a hairnet kind of thing, yeah,
that you would put in the shower, just plug it, yeah,
and just plug it. I got one of those too big. Uh,
I just had to go through we had the past
five days, and I have to go again because I'm
I did buy like the wrench that opens up wider,
but I never even had a use for the one

(01:36:09):
that I already have, So I'm just gonna return this
new one as well.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Do you only just collect a bunch of tools and
I don't, I'm a tool guy. No, get a toolbox
for it, Get my tooltry bag like a tool bag,
like like Andy and April had on parking rack. Or
you can just put them all on a crew driver
and tomorrow for Halloween he could be Tim the tool
Man's table. That would be that good.

Speaker 5 (01:36:31):
Last second time, my toolbox is a FedEx box. That's
where I have off my many screwdrivers.

Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
Hey, honestly, that is it's a box with tools in it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:41):
It's better that I don't even have any sort of box.
It's just whenever I need a screwdriver, I just have
to search around my house for where it randomly is
at that.

Speaker 2 (01:36:47):
I'm bad at that where like I'll need a screwdriver,
like with my cable and internet issues I've had where
I've been like unscrewing stuff to show, to show texts
that are coming out to look at it. I'm like,
un screw this plate in the wall right here, look
at this. So I just have like four different screwdrivers
of different sizes around my house. I'm like, fuck, I
needed that one that's either in my bedroom or that's

(01:37:08):
in the bathroom or that's in the podcast room. And
then you just have to hunt for it and find it.
It works. Yeah, dude, that's that's a pretty solid not
cool like to just continuously like not being able to
get done, and you're like, I'm trying to better myself.
I'm trying to make things better here. You got like
a landlord. You can't fix this shit.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
But like the toilet things especially too, it's just like.

Speaker 2 (01:37:32):
You feel like a bitch doing it. I have a
light that I need to do in my bathroom and
the pot that we do the podcast in, and uh
it's one of those special lights where it's like the
rounded top lights, and so I was like, oh cool,
and I just bought like two regular lights not that,
and I all I have to do is call the
front office, but hey, can you just give me one
of these? I'll install it. And I just haven't. So

(01:37:53):
I have a camping light, which is just the light
bulb with the carabiner, and I put a.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Tack, just put a ring light in this.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
I would just put attack on my wall and just
hung it on the carimeter. So it's like camping. And
I had I had a friend's day over and stayed
in that like nobody had showered in that room at
all until two weekends ago, and he was like, where's
the light as it doesn't work that camping light, just
that little tiny He's like, this is this is not normal.

(01:38:21):
It doesn't matter. You should just shower in the day then.
But yeah, so not cool, dude, that's that's probably the
best one.

Speaker 5 (01:38:30):
Yeah, supernoying. It's a very simple tax.

Speaker 2 (01:38:32):
But but just having to go back and forth, it's
so repetitive, and you're like, we try it again, and
then you're tempted to be like do I just buy
these like four sizes? So then I just have but
then I have another trip. I already know I'm in on.
It's the worst. Not cool, really good, not cool?

Speaker 3 (01:38:50):
Really what you get for being a return guy?

Speaker 2 (01:38:53):
That's true, just never returned to anything.

Speaker 5 (01:38:55):
I had to go back anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
For like, because the Lights was one day you had
to stand.

Speaker 3 (01:38:59):
I would go, I can still not return.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
I have done just that before. I don't know I
opened the package. I assume they're not going to take
it back. They totally will.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
Yeah, because the issues happened separately, Like the Lights was
like one on Saturday, and then like two days later that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:15):
You know, the guy by then was like this guy's back.

Speaker 5 (01:39:18):
No, acfully not not.

Speaker 2 (01:39:19):
I don't ever want to be like boy, he's good.

Speaker 4 (01:39:23):
He doesn't have to watch football on the weekend, so
he's got his weekends free.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Oh that's true. God, that's gotta be awesome. Maybe I
need to do that, Like I just feel miserable watching
football and sports in general right now. We have I
just got a hobby. Let's fix Roberts Toyle. I'll fix
your toilet. They all do that. I just came over
and did plumbing. That was weird, he said. It made
him feel like he accomplished something. I'm like the Giants did.

(01:39:51):
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Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
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Speaker 2 (01:42:46):
Why did you just answer the question? Answered answer, don't
thanks the subject, just answer the conk question kept talking
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question for the answer segment this week, and I asked

(01:43:08):
you guys to send us some spooky themed questions. Not
all of them are, but some of them are. This
is from Danielle Weston at danny Underscore Weston on Twitter,
and she says, who was the first person to read?
And how did that person know that they were reading?

Speaker 4 (01:43:25):
So is the first person to read? Is it the
first caveman to draw on the wall? Or is it
the first person that he shows?

Speaker 2 (01:43:31):
That's what I was I was going to say. I
think the first person to read has to also be
the first person to write, like they wrote it that language,
but like you have to know what you're reading. You
can't read something if you can't read. But that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Does it take two people for that to actually be
like a thing? Because like then the next person has
to come in and be like, oh, I get, I
get that's a that's a deer.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
That's a deer.

Speaker 2 (01:43:55):
So then it becomes reading or is it just I
think it starts like when you read it, you know, way,
when you can comprehend what you're reading, I think that's reading.
But I think that the original person to read had
to write what they were reading, Like you can't just
be I can all of a sudden understand this complex thing.
You know what?

Speaker 4 (01:44:11):
Yeah, because JK Rowling he created those languages or yes
he did create JR.

Speaker 3 (01:44:17):
Not jk Rowling j H.

Speaker 4 (01:44:19):
When he created with it people when he created when
she created all the Elvin languages, like he still created
the language so he could read it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Then he had to teach others how to read.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
So yes, it's the first caveman to drawn a wall, right,
and then I guess it could have been in the
dirt for.

Speaker 2 (01:44:38):
Draw on the wall and then be like this is
what this means? You get that meaning to it? Like
that just this is a buffalo and like do we
count reading as like cave painting paintings? Like this is
buffalo leading buffalo, This is a buffalo died here because.

Speaker 4 (01:44:50):
Then the next step up from that was hieroglyphics, But
cave paintings were just pre hieroglyphics.

Speaker 2 (01:44:55):
If sure there was languages between that? Are you reading art?
If I go to an art museum, could I'd be
like I spent all day reading? If you're not reading
the displays, you're just looking at paintings. But the paintings
are trying to relay a message, which is what cave
paintings were.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
No, but but see you're saying cave paintings, they weren't
really paintings. They were drawing like man stick figure, deer
stick figure.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
It was wing dings like we were front they were glyphs.
They're glyphs.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
Yeah, yeah, like I said, like with hieroglyphics, what we
see is like a fucking eye and a pyramid. But
that meant like James came here today, like they did
have a settus stone for it. But I think that
the hold on. So it's the first person to draw it,
to draw the glyphs on the wall or in the
probably in the dirt first. They were probably drawn in

(01:45:47):
the dirt before they were drawn on walls. But yeah,
whoever writes it created and then they're reading it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:54):
Oh, it turns out it's not possible to find out
the first person what is according to AI, So maybe
we don't trust.

Speaker 3 (01:46:01):
It, especially if it's the first one that comes up.
That shit is always wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:46:05):
Oh did you know though, according to this article, that
the earliest known author was a woman from Messopotamia. They
probably killed her like which probably a gossip columnist, right,
the five things that your Mesopotamian man can do this
fall to get you off? How can I write? How

(01:46:28):
how can I talk about Becky without her knowing?

Speaker 4 (01:46:30):
I'm gonna fucking create a language astrology. It's like the
first thing ever written down was like, Sarah was really
mean to me yesterday, and like, I feel like it's
because she was jealous of my hut, but her hut's
actually kind of nice too. But now fuck her forever
until tomorrow when we make up and we're best friends again.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
If you don't think that's one thousand percent how like
astrological signs came to be, then they're crazy, Like some
chick was just like, all right, I fucking hate Becky?
When was Becky born December? Well, guess what to serve?
Fucking aries? And you know what that means. They're gonna
have a fucking bad day, and that Arises are selfish

(01:47:09):
and conceited and they only think about themselves. Now me,
I'm a Sagutarius, and obviously I'm very forward thinking and
consider it of others feelings.

Speaker 4 (01:47:17):
And people might see me as bossy, but it's really
just caring right right, that's and that's just how that happened.
Like she just found the girls that she didn't like
and they had the shitty horsecopes and then she always
said like, well for my.

Speaker 2 (01:47:29):
Sad girls, we get this. That's what first person who
was the first person to read it was a cave
man or woman, and they did know what they're reading,
because you have to know what you're reading or you're
not reading right. Otherwise you're just doodling, but you're just
or just staring at stuff like read it. The reading part,

(01:47:51):
like they have to be able to comprehend it. So
I'm gonna just give me a year. You go, I'm
gonna go eight thousand, BC Robos nine thousand, Albert Are
you gonna get ten?

Speaker 5 (01:48:06):
I'll go ten.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Just trying to squeeze me style shit.

Speaker 2 (01:48:14):
A good question, Danielle. I feel like we didn't answer it,
but we tried. We discussed it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:19):
No, it was the first cave person, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:48:23):
Next question from alex O at alex mcthunder one on Twitter,
and alex O says which Halloween monster or villain would
win in a royal rumble. I'm assuming this is a
royal rumble of all Halloween villains and monsters. I have
three possible answers. I started with Frankenstein's Monster.

Speaker 5 (01:48:41):
That's what I was thinking. I was like, that guy.

Speaker 2 (01:48:43):
Gonna fuck shit up because he's big, he doesn't care,
he's very strong. But then I thought that moves a
little clunky. I don't know how his stamina is, so
seems like he get to be beat. Next, I thought
Grim Reaper, because the gream Reaper, it's like, you touch
yet that you can't. I can. I can beat anybody

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in a Royal rumble, Touch touch, touch, debt, anybody's dead done.
Then I thought, who could beat the grim Reaper ghost?
Any ghost, Cause you don't got to be a great fighter.
You just gotta outwit, outplay, out last everybody. If they
can't grab you, they can't throw you out of the ring.
A ghost Casper, the friendly ghost would fucking win a

(01:49:25):
Royal rumble. Oh, Grim Reaper. Guess what, already dead can't
kill me? Ha ha, So Grim Reaper is fucked. I don't
know what he does. He probably just gets out of there.
So he's like, I gotta I can't go this long
without killing somebody. I gotta go kill somebody, like it's
just us two and he's gonna leave. Ghost is the
only guy standing there as he has. He's not eliminated anybody.
He hasn't done anything really productive. He's kind of hung out.

Speaker 4 (01:49:49):
Yeah, my first thought was Michael Myers. It's like you
just you can't stop him, but he can't stab he
keeps going. But also Mike Myers all the time does
get like knocked over stuff, for like we'll get thrown downstairs.
And that's why I was like, well, you know what,
he could get knocked out of the ring and then
you're out. And then I was like, well I need
someone with supreme agility. A werewolf would be really good.

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Like you throw him over the ring. All of a
sudden he catches back on the ring with one hand,
curls himself back on her. But I think you nailed
it with the ghost, because even if you are not
full moon, you can't touch the ghost. But even if
you get the ghost out of the ring, he's hovering'vering.
He's not ever got just ground.

Speaker 3 (01:50:25):
It's a ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:50:26):
He's got you on that. It's gotta be the.

Speaker 4 (01:50:28):
Ghost wins the Royal Rumble because even like I said,
you throw themut the ring bam, never hits the ground,
floats right.

Speaker 2 (01:50:33):
Back, and not going to be like a statistically like
dominant dude. You're not gonna be like, wow, this guy
had eighteen limbs, Like you're gonna just be like this
guy had zero elimbs. Now you're a deathing though he's
a camper.

Speaker 3 (01:50:44):
I know you can't touch a ghost, but could you
blow a ghost with a fan?

Speaker 2 (01:50:50):
Probably? He could probably fly away though he can always
just ride.

Speaker 4 (01:50:53):
And you would have to bring a fan with a
giant cord into the ring. It's just not practic. Yeah,
you don't have an extension cord.

Speaker 2 (01:50:59):
You're gonna have to go out and make sure that
things plugged in because the ghost could just hover and
then ghost it away. So yeah, it's got It's got
to be the ghost, right, But like you got like
the logic. I was like frankes Deine, obvious answer, but
what else for? Really good answer? Because he like Grim
Reaper wipes out everybody but the ghost, and the ghost
probably depends on the Grim Reaper to be the final
two with it. I don't but here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:51:19):
I think the Grim Reaper only kills you, like if
you've got a soul, and I feel like all these
Halloween monsters and villains don't have souls, so touching them
wouldn't necessarily do anything.

Speaker 2 (01:51:28):
But ghost doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:51:30):
But if not a ghost, I think I go were wolf.
If it's not full moon is strength. We talked about
this earlier with teen Wolf. You don't need the full moon.
That was a lie. We already talked about that documentary.
You're right, so I think the strength and agility combo

(01:51:51):
his dad too, and then Jason Bateman. So if not
the ghost, then I go were Wolves. But I think
it's ghost.

Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
It's ghost. Yeah, it's gotta be ghost. It's gotta be ghost.
All right. That was a really good question, Alex. So
I liked that one. Get us in this spooky season,
a spooky day perfectly. Josh Treecoddle at Joshua Tree seven
win to three on Twitter has a power rankings for us.
He says, power rank these Halloween candies. We got Candy Corn, Reeses, Starburst,

(01:52:23):
kit Cat, and Candy Apple. I think this might be
the easiest power ring he's of all the time. But
I want Roberts Stark.

Speaker 5 (01:52:33):
Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Chocolate isn't candy so.

Speaker 2 (01:52:43):
You do this every year. It definitely is.

Speaker 5 (01:52:45):
Though chocolate isn't candy so but I.

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
Mean maybe not. But none of these are chocolate by themselves.
Oh man, he's gonna get it these I forget. This
is a take he has every year. It triggers me.

Speaker 3 (01:52:57):
I mean, technically, you can make the case that only
two of the things on here.

Speaker 2 (01:53:00):
Candy, so those are your one too. I would imagine
that you could make that case. All right, what you got?

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
I would you know. I wasn't gonna go with this,
but I'm gonna do it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Now, make all do it.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
Don't test me. I'm going Star Wars number one, Candy
Corn number two, Candy Apple number three, Kit Cat number four,
Recess number five.

Speaker 2 (01:53:34):
Okay, all right, I'll go next.

Speaker 3 (01:53:37):
I'm this is.

Speaker 4 (01:53:40):
First of all, I would have had Snickers over all
of these. I Snickers was all there, so, but that's
not on there. So respect the exercise.

Speaker 2 (01:53:48):
I liked the amount of random. I'm gonna go.

Speaker 4 (01:53:52):
I'm gonna go kick Cat one because I feel like
the only time I actually eat kit Cats is candy
size around Halloween.

Speaker 2 (01:53:58):
That's fair. Yeah, that's that's a It's not a Halloween candy.
But it is mainly Halloween for me. I will go.

Speaker 3 (01:54:10):
I'm gonna go Riese's two.

Speaker 2 (01:54:11):
Same thing. I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:54:12):
I mean, I don't eat a lot of candy anymore. Yeah,
but a lot of Goode's cup is so good. I'm
gonna go Candy Apple. No, I'm gonna go Candy Apple
number two, Candy Apple too. It's the only time I
ever eat them is Halloween. They are very cumbersome and
difficult and sticky and messy, but it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:54:30):
A Candy Apple is so delicious. So that's two. Riese's three.
I'll go Starburst four. I think that's at any time.
I also agree, and then it's a good Halloween candy though,
because you get like a bunch of them, so you're
like cool, I have six candies instead of just one
candy and I'm going Candy Corn five.

Speaker 4 (01:54:51):
I like Candy Corn. I'm one of those weird sons
of bitches. I do think it's nice and all you
can go so far is delicious. It's got its own
flavor profile. It's not for everyone. It's like cilantro, but
people that like it really like it. I'm only going
because the other ones are better candies. I still like
it a lot, but the other ones are just better. Okay,
but that's why candy corn is five. But I'm not

(01:55:12):
one of these people that stands for the slander of
the candy corn. I love candy corn. I would always
love when nobody would eat their candy corn, and I'd
fucking be housing candy corn for like weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:55:20):
After all Right, I'll go next. I got Reese's one
that's easy out of this group. Two is KitKat it rocks.
Three is Starbursts, specifically the pinks. Four is candy corn.
Five is candle apple because candy apple is just a lot. Dude, like, like,

(01:55:41):
would you like is a candy apple better than a
candy corn? Because I don't think so. I do. I
think it's a lot of work. It is, like you said,
you like every argument that you had against it is
one hundred percent, while I'm like out on candy apples.
And I also had to work at a catering place
where we had to make candy apples for Halloween and
I hated it.

Speaker 3 (01:55:59):
But remember a child when your mom was like, we're
gonna make candied.

Speaker 2 (01:56:02):
Apples now because we didn't do that. Oh, I love
doing what we didn't do that, and then at the
school fair you'd get the one. It was the four bangers,
and like had the packs of four and I was
like cool. And then you just like take a bite
and it's like a cupcake when you're a kid. I
ate the icing. Do you think of a specific apple
when you think candied apple? Not really, I think green. Now,

(01:56:22):
you can do it with any I think green goes
best with it. You get a little bit of the
tartness because those are a little more tart with the
sweet of the camel. The thing is, now, though, I
don't know if I could eat a caramel apple now
because of the beard. Oh no way, no way. It
would be like my beard would just be camel, be
like weezy and weezy. He's like she gets like milk

(01:56:43):
or she gets like a pup cup. She just got
very little beard.

Speaker 4 (01:56:47):
I would have so much because especially as you eat it,
the heat from your mouth start to warm up that caramel.

Speaker 2 (01:56:52):
It gets a little melty. I think it would be
a problem, but I would still enjoy it.

Speaker 5 (01:57:00):
I've never had a traditional candy apple, but we would
have like these tamarind apples.

Speaker 2 (01:57:05):
Yes, I've had these and it's like a lot of
work the ad but like they're good, but like I
don't want to hold, like I don't know, like I
like that I can just like wolf down on reces.

Speaker 4 (01:57:16):
Like white people are like, let's just cover it in caramel.
Latinos are like Chimoian seasoning.

Speaker 2 (01:57:21):
Right, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 3 (01:57:23):
Every candy we have. Let's just do it with an apple.

Speaker 2 (01:57:25):
Let's do it that way.

Speaker 5 (01:57:26):
My real list would have been Alexis but flip the
last two, candy Apple four, candy corn five, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:57:34):
Candy apples, just like, yeah, I don't know, I feel I.

Speaker 4 (01:57:37):
Just it's it's probably one of those things where I
just the nostalgia of it ranks it so high in
my mind. I loved them as a child, But now
if I tried to eat one, I'd be like, this
is such a and then I'd have it stuck in
my teeth forever, and I'd be like terrified, I'm gonna
fuck up a tooth and be like, I gotta go
with the dentist.

Speaker 3 (01:57:55):
I don't I think that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:57:56):
I want to eat one now out of fear, but
also if it was in front of me, I'm a
fuck up a candied apple.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
Halloween is like the number one candy holiday, I would
say over Valentine's Day.

Speaker 4 (01:58:08):
Yeah, it's number but like even Easter can find its
way in there a little bit too.

Speaker 3 (01:58:15):
Or God, but you get a lot of candy on Easter.

Speaker 2 (01:58:19):
But like, how many candy versions of fruit and vegetables
do we really need? Do you like candy apples? As
many as you can make candy corn? Candy is great,
Like that's a real Halloween thing that they do.

Speaker 3 (01:58:33):
They just never heard of candied beans, but I bet.

Speaker 2 (01:58:36):
They goans the candied like pecans, candy pecans.

Speaker 4 (01:58:43):
Yeah it's not a vegetable but a baby ruth with
peanuts on it.

Speaker 2 (01:58:51):
Right, but it's not marketed as like candy insert whatever
it is. Candy apple, candy corn are marketed that way.

Speaker 4 (01:58:58):
Actually, now that I think about it, I feel like
andy broccoli would be a step too far.

Speaker 2 (01:59:02):
Which one? Have you bought?

Speaker 5 (01:59:03):
The candy cigarettes?

Speaker 2 (01:59:05):
I did you?

Speaker 5 (01:59:05):
Do? You still have those?

Speaker 3 (01:59:06):
So many of them?

Speaker 2 (01:59:08):
Like a thousand?

Speaker 3 (01:59:09):
I used them for like two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:59:14):
Oh you should bring them?

Speaker 3 (01:59:15):
Oh my good dude.

Speaker 4 (01:59:16):
If any I was about to say, I'm not going
to be home though, I'm gonna be at work.

Speaker 3 (01:59:22):
Maybe I so.

Speaker 2 (01:59:23):
So take one the one per child.

Speaker 4 (01:59:26):
They even so the local high school from time to
time after their football games will deliver like eighty burgers
over to them, so as they come off the bus,
they've got a nice meal after their game, which they
need because they suck and they get their ass kicked.

Speaker 2 (01:59:36):
H And I got to do it tomorrow night. What
if I bring a bunch of candied cigarettes with me.

Speaker 4 (01:59:39):
And like the parents will be there too, If you
guys are cool with it, maybe I just hate them
out to the parents. Beg you guys remember this when
you were kids. You guys, want some candy cigarettes.

Speaker 5 (01:59:48):
There's no way that those are not expired.

Speaker 3 (01:59:51):
I don't think they go It's made of chalk, chalk.
They don't know bad.

Speaker 2 (01:59:57):
Yeah, I don't think it goes bad.

Speaker 4 (01:59:58):
I think maybe I should bring them in like when,
because like a few of the parents will get there
first to like help set it up or whatever. I
think I should bring some big y'all want some candy cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (02:00:07):
I got some.

Speaker 4 (02:00:09):
I bet they'll be like, fuck, yeah, funny, that'd be funny.
I give them each like two packs, like hand these
out to the kids.

Speaker 2 (02:00:16):
But definitely leave one pack of candy cigarettes out and
say one part, kid, like, just leave a post it
note on it on your door.

Speaker 3 (02:00:23):
Like everyone take it, Lucy.

Speaker 2 (02:00:24):
But like just like just a single pack. So it's
just six, there's like twenty of them in each pack. Okay,
this's like with cigarettes, dude, there's a lot. I thought, Yeah,
I thought, Okay, I guess you're right. Yeah, I thought.
I thought, was those really slim ones that you?

Speaker 4 (02:00:40):
I gotta remember to bring the fucking candy cigarettes with
me to work tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (02:00:43):
I can give them out to tables.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Happy Halloween.

Speaker 3 (02:00:47):
Halloween. I've got I've got throwback candy Forday, anybody.

Speaker 2 (02:00:51):
We allow smoking inside? Oh my god, that'll kill. That'll kill. Dude.
Just tell your brother to you.

Speaker 4 (02:01:00):
I mean, I'm setting a fucking reminding no, because there's
a chance I just ignore his text.

Speaker 2 (02:01:05):
I'm setting a fucking alarm right now for tomorrow. That's great,
It's great, all right? Uh? Those those a good power ranking, Josh,
there's a good power and it was a good variety.
I felt like, Uh, next not cools From Ashley Wilkins
at Buster Healer Mix on Twitter, and Ashley says, would
you rather have your balls look like pumpkins or have

(02:01:26):
to walk around with pumpkins on your feet. I would
like to balls look like pumpkins. One specification would be, like,
my balls are not the size of pumpkins. My balls
are just pumpkins shaped.

Speaker 3 (02:01:38):
Yeah, yeah, but no, but.

Speaker 2 (02:01:39):
But they can be like the size of regular balls
are just like shaped like a pumpkin, handy corn pumpkins,
you see those. That's what I'm picturing my balls being
like at that point. If they were that size, that's
the reasonable size. I'm okay with that. I just don't
want pumpkin sized balls as long as I'm guaranteed that
that's not the.

Speaker 4 (02:01:56):
Little size they just look like, right, So it's like
your ball or your dick.

Speaker 2 (02:02:01):
Right, But if it's like your balls are like the
size of pumpkins, like that's gonna be a problem. Yeah. No,
they're not going to be the sot, right, It's just
it's just an aesthetic. Had marsh it with a wheelbarrow
everywhere you go, and I wouldn't want pumpkins on my
feet because they would just get smashed.

Speaker 3 (02:02:15):
Then I'd have no feet.

Speaker 4 (02:02:16):
Yeah, especially like think of how fast my fat ass
would be smashing those pumpkins and like you.

Speaker 2 (02:02:22):
Can kind of control the sees your balls.

Speaker 4 (02:02:25):
Then again, if you did have pumpkin feet, you could
just be like they'd be like, what's your Halloween costume
smashing pumpkins? Yeah that's good, that works, But no pumpkin
ball because that'd be dude. Imagine like you go out
on Halloween, be the girl you go to hook up,
you pull down your pants, and you got pumpkin balls.

Speaker 3 (02:02:41):
You're both gonna have a laugh about that.

Speaker 2 (02:02:43):
You're laid all the time on Halloween.

Speaker 4 (02:02:44):
Hey, I got some pumpkins spice for you, match if
your compacts.

Speaker 2 (02:02:49):
Of them, because yeah, you know what it makes.

Speaker 3 (02:02:53):
I got you want a lot to go?

Speaker 2 (02:02:54):
My own latte for you, all right?

Speaker 3 (02:02:57):
Got some milk you can froth.

Speaker 2 (02:03:01):
Keep forgetting. People just work in this building. Oh god,
I really people not the same people we usually are
recording next to. I hope she hears all of this.
So yeah, we're all gonna go. We really have balls
shaped like pumpkins. Yeah, okay, what if the like a
little stem just kept stabbing and that would suck. It's

(02:03:24):
not gonna do that in this situation. Not that it's
not like that. I didn't think about the stem. It
goes and attaches right, that's your stem, as would attach
this to yours?

Speaker 4 (02:03:32):
I think I think the stem would still just be hair.
The hair would not look like all of your hair
on your balls would just be localized.

Speaker 3 (02:03:38):
To the stem.

Speaker 2 (02:03:41):
That'd be weird.

Speaker 4 (02:03:42):
You put little braids on it like that Johnny does
beard and parts.

Speaker 2 (02:03:44):
Of the Let's wrap it up with Glamour. Perry at
glam for Life on Twitter and Glamour says what hurts
more a paper cut or a splinter?

Speaker 4 (02:03:56):
I can't remember the last time I had a splinter,
but I'm and this might be a recenty bye. Because
of that, I'm going paper cut.

Speaker 2 (02:04:01):
I think paper cut hurts more. The splinter is worse
because you had to get it out. That's like a
mental block. And like I'm not saying it doesn't feel like.
It doesn't not. It's not like a it's a fun feeling,
but you're like fuck.

Speaker 4 (02:04:12):
Also, the spike of pain when it happens is worse
with the paper, like because everyone's had a splinter where
you don't realize it and then of a sudden you
look at it like, funck, when did I get a splinter?

Speaker 2 (02:04:21):
Yeah, it's like kind of sticking out of a finger.

Speaker 3 (02:04:22):
They don't always hurt. The paper cut always.

Speaker 2 (02:04:25):
Full, the paper huts and then you're like looking, You're like, oh, god,
damn it, I'm about to have so much blood come
out and it's not and it's just a pain. I'm
a little bit and I just complain because paper cut me.

Speaker 4 (02:04:34):
My first paper cut, at least that I can remember.
I remember in first grade. It was in Miss Poncelett's class.

Speaker 2 (02:04:41):
Shout out, send this to Robert.

Speaker 3 (02:04:44):
Yeah, she used to beat my neighbor too.

Speaker 4 (02:04:46):
It was a book but it had like kind of
like the plastic ish pages, and like, I cut myself
on it, and I didn't know that was a thing.
So I didn't say anything because I was like, I
cut myself on a book and nobody's ever done this
in the history of mankind before. I must be just
weak in first grade class, just like holding my finger
closed in a fist, like oh, don't.

Speaker 2 (02:05:04):
Believe, don't it's really don't believe it's wrong with me.

Speaker 4 (02:05:06):
And it hurt like a motherfucker. Yeah, I didn't know
it was a thing. I told my mom about later,
She's like, yeah, you got a paper cut.

Speaker 2 (02:05:12):
Yeah, But until you know that it's like, yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (02:05:15):
How old are you in first grade?

Speaker 2 (02:05:16):
Seven? Eight? I think you're five in kindergarten? Say you're
six and six seven.

Speaker 4 (02:05:21):
Which means I was probably. I'm a really late birthday, so,
which means I was probably five, yeah, or six, depending
on what fucking.

Speaker 2 (02:05:29):
You know these things and you didn't know.

Speaker 3 (02:05:31):
My parents didn't prepare me for that.

Speaker 2 (02:05:32):
You you agree? Whatever? It's paper cut, though, yeah, I
think paper cut suck. They splinters may be worse, but
you just like, yeah, like you said, you might not
even know you have a splinter until you have a splinter. Papercap.

Speaker 4 (02:05:45):
Also, splinter was an integral part of the teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles system.

Speaker 2 (02:05:51):
All right, let's wrap this bad boy up with our
random celebrity generator. I'm gonna pop up the uh I'm
going Jason the first Person. I am gonna go Davids Pumpkins,
Tom Hanks, I'll go Adam Sandler, Adam Sandliss.

Speaker 4 (02:06:08):
If Michael Jay Fox comes up, I'm gonna be so
mad that I went with the wrong team Wolf.

Speaker 2 (02:06:12):
All right. Haula Abdul was the og that popped up
when we initially started it. So here we go. In
three can you see it on the camera? Alright? Three
two one Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, if we had gone,
if we had gone, uh, spookiest looking people, no Halloween
movie people only she might have been hocus Pocus.

Speaker 3 (02:06:33):
Oh, I mean I kind of did.

Speaker 5 (02:06:35):
I was thinking of that too, because I was looking
up the cast. Couldn't think of it.

Speaker 2 (02:06:39):
I don't remember the other two people, the other two
witches and hocus Pocus. All right. James Earl Jones, one
of the sexiest Lion King Sneaky Vader Alexander Graham Bell
invented the telephone. You call people on Hallow tell them

(02:07:01):
Happy Halloween. Obviously very Halloween based Joan of Arc. Okayyakay,
we should we should just come in with the ghost
came up. Oh perfect, We'll end it on that. Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant r I p mean rip bean. But uh yeah,
so we didn't win that one, and I hope you

(02:07:23):
guys got right. If you did. I don't believe you.
I don't believe you. That's just what I say. Happy Halloween, everybody,
Uh be saved. The check for check for razor blades drugs.

Speaker 4 (02:07:33):
If you find the drugs send them to pass the
gravy when they should have disposed of them.

Speaker 2 (02:07:36):
Yeah, let Robert know and Robert will come back. Don't
send them through the mail. Robert will send a discrete
carrier pigeon to your location. You will attach it to
the carrier pigeon's leg and then that carrier pigeon will
return it to us and we will dispose of it properly.
That is the best way to get rid of your
candy drugs.

Speaker 4 (02:07:53):
We should get carrier donkey so you can be a
drug mule.

Speaker 2 (02:07:57):
I like that, all right, and on that they'll do.
Have a great rest of your week. Love you guys,
Happy Halloween. Until we talk to you next time. Past
the gravy. Yeah, spooky bitches, Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 1 (02:08:15):
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and to past the great Gray. We're going fishing for
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(02:08:56):
chunk in Houston.

Speaker 2 (02:08:58):
Now, Houston, baby, Now we.

Speaker 1 (02:08:59):
Go here, and that lack cap will get rich today.

Speaker 2 (02:09:02):
It's bitch