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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang, Gang Gang Baby, Powder Top and lead spread.
As we listen, it's a past the Grave, Grave we
go and fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and
Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and let camp.
(00:20):
We'll get rich today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Danish Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody?
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It's Past the Gravy Episode five hundred and ninety three.
We are recording this on Gravy Week, So congratulations to us.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's our week.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
If there was any week of the year that is
Gravy Week, it is the week of Thanksgiving. Past the
Gravy is said the most during this week. Every time
anyone says that to you on your Thanksgiving, be sure
to be like, hey, you know what else is a
great podcast? Past the Gay Podcast. It's not about Thanksgiving,
but this week it.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Kind of is. Parts of it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
It kind of is I have had off work, not
to brag or anything, I've gotten the most sleep I've
probably had in a very long time, and i haven't
got to get off my takes, and so I've got
some takes to get off.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I'm ready. I'm ready to chop it up with the fellas.
I don't know what I just said either. Yeah, I
was just gonna. I don't know what happened. I don't
know the sound that I just run that back a
couple of times. I think, manim if hoo coo. All right,
(01:37):
if anybody ever says something you don't know how to
respond to it, just go whucko. All right, it's the
Star Wars reference. You get it. Yeah, it's gravy Week.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
I know you work in the restaurant industry, It's probably
one of the shittiest weeks for you.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
I mean we're closed like all week do but you
still have to do work. Yeah, Like, I mean, we
have two hundred and ten turkeys that we're frying thingsgiving more, yeah,
or that we're selling. We're probably gonna cook like two
sixty of them for like staff and everything too. This
is a extra sandwiches. Is it weird? Because like I
feel like not making the turkey meal or not making
(02:13):
the Thanksgiving Day meal is such like a clutch move.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
If you like, I'm gonna call it in, I'm gonna
order it. And then the opposite is you are making
all of those people that are not doing the turkey
prep meal.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
So I get better. You better not fuck up.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Like it's like you have way more pressure now because
like people that are mailing it in are going to
expect the best, which is kind of funny because it's
them being lazy.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah. I mean, we've done it for so many years now,
They've got the frying of the turkey's pretty much down
to science, and then the rest of it is just
making food. But you add shit tons of butter into it. Yeah,
got Mike talking to Mike. Yeah, sorry, but yeah, you
just add a bunch of butter and then food is delicious. Yeah. Yeah,
it turns out that helps a lot. You just got
to deal with the anxiety and hope that you don't
like lose anybody's order somewhere along the way. Oh yeah,
(02:55):
which is what we're doing. Like yesterday and today, I
went through like all of them. Tomorrow, I'm gonna double
check it against the triple check. I'm going full Santa Claus,
making a list, checking it twice and I'm looking like
Santa Claus too. Yeah, this is my favorite holiday of
the year. Thanksgiving is the best. It's all about food.
I would say Fourth of July, but then Thanksgiving after that,
then Christmas. I am fat fair comment on that. Yeah,
(03:20):
I mean then fried Turkey is just the good and
also football football football, right, there's no football, but there's baseball.
That's true.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
But football this year might not be the most fun football,
but it still football.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I mean, Packers play the night games. I'll get to
the Packers play the night game. I might miss the
first quarter driving, but.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Giants play the afternoon game. Great, awesome, super cool, fantastic,
love it. I can't wait fun awesome to.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Get killed too. So hopefully we get a good.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Game just at gravy gambles making it up on the parlay.
Right now, it's we're gonna go Lions, Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
And Packers parlay together. That's our Thanksgiving gravy game at
the very least, alliance and Cowboys and Packers just say, Packers,
just go with it. Well, then you put the parlay
on the early games that wait, night game, you can
make up for it.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Do you do the two way parlay and then the
three way parlay, so like either double or you don't,
or then you lose twice or it's just pain, which
I'm already I'm expecting that anyway.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
So it's fine. But the good news is this year
we got a Black Friday game too, so Thanksgiving you
can double down the.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Double down, double down. And then we got college rivalry
games coming back. We'll get into that here in the
Comeback Kids segment. But yeah, Thanksgiving week tea week, t
Day week.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
I'm so excited. Also, my dad, since I'm driving up
during Thanksgiving, he's gonna wait, he's making something else that day.
We're gonna do Thanksgiving on Friday, so it's gonna be
so couch.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, it's weird to me when people like Robert you
hate Thanksgiving food?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Probably right? No, I like it okay.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Though, but like it's fun like once a year where
you're like, oh cool, turkey, cranberry stuffing, don't mash potatoes.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I don't do pam maybe macari, all of the foods
and you said you don't eat any of them.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well the turkey, yes, I don't do cranberry sauce or
stuffing or green bean casserole.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
It's like feeding a child, taking Maggie. So is it
like meat stuffing or like bread stuffing? You don't do either. Stuff.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
They have stuffing there, but I just don't eat it
because I don't.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Know your plate is just turkey.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
You just show up with a plate full of turkey
and okay, food.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
I don't care about the foods like they came like,
I'll eat it.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I like, I like it. You like giving thanks, but
I heard gif you're there for the thanks. Do you
even do the gravy okay? Will you ladle it? Uh?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No? I think we still have one of the like
the the gravy bowls though.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
That we got from Okay called the gravy Boat.
Speaker 4 (05:51):
Yeah, gravy boat.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
But the gravy Bowl was this past week and Samuwston
did lose to Jacksonville State unfortunately, but they fought there.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
They fought their hardest, they tried bowl eligible. Still there
you go, little victories.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh and three in the gravy ble. But we'll get
we'll get there. We're due, It's what it means. We're due.
But yeah, if you are, if you're passing the gravy
this this Thanksgiving, this t day, make sure you take
a picture of that gravy and then dag.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Us do gravy shots. Do gravy shots too, just all
anything gravy related. Send it to us and we'll retweet
the funk eye.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
That's one of my favorite things, where like I getting
out of that like turkey nap and then you just
wake up and just retweet everything everybody sends me and
go back to sleep, retweet What time.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Are you guys eating Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
We're we're a lunch family. We we Thanksgiving it lunch.
That way for dinner we can have the sandwich.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
On the morning show, The Rod Ryan Show, Rod was
a giving people ship for what times the eat is like,
like people have different schedules, man, un.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
Yeah like that noonsh yeah, I think noon to four
is like the ideal window. But like people that are
doing multiple Thanksgivings that we're doing my in laws we're
doing like brunch, so that'd be like ten to eleven,
and then my parents' house we're gonna probably do like
two thirty three, maybe four, yeah, yeah, like I mean
we'll do I would say it's probably between twelve and
(07:14):
one because then you eat a bunch, you sit down,
you watch you know, whatever football, whatever you're doing. Then
a couple hours later when everyone starts to get hungry again.
That's what my dad makes the sandwich, and it's the
greatest meal in the history of mankind, and I'm sad
for everyone that they don't get to eat. Yeah, but
then that would mean less sandwich for me, so I'm
not that sad. What if you saved? Here's an idea.
What if you saved the.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
Like oil on the fryer and you heat back up,
and then you fry the sandwich?
Speaker 3 (07:38):
You son of a bitch. I'm in what if try
that this year? And see probably won't, but it's an
idea that I'll bring up to my brother.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Since I've been into frying lately, I'm like, what if
I just fried it? I could just insert this where
do we fry it?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Though? Panco breadcrumbs? Fried it up? Fry it up? Dude?
How I'm just getting really hungry? Yep. Yeah we should have.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
We should have brought food for this episode, but probably
good we didn't.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
It's probably good we didn't. I don't know. I think
people would like to hear me chew the whole time. Yeah,
I'm sure they would, especially the two of us that
have headphones, get crunchy chips, just whatever the loudest pop rocks.
Let's get to the pre come segment since we already
kind of have.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
I did have a question a really hard hitting question
to start us off with is very important.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
Is it easier to drive a boat or a submarine boat?
I disagree. In a boat, you can see where you're going.
In the submarine, you're just going off computers. No, dude,
you have like a periscope. Yeah, but no, that's not
really driving it. That's when you're just skimming the top
of the water.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
No, you can just you don't have to put it
all the way the top. You can just look in
front of you and just be like, what's there?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Go this way. It's dark the ocean. I think, like you.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like, if you're a boat, you gotta worry about running
into shit like underwater, Like, there's not a lot of
things underwater fish if.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
You can see it above water, it's definitely below water.
Also things. Yeah, you're already good, but you just like
up down. You can go up and down. You can't
go up and down in a boat.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
You get h it's more complicated this, and it's more fun.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
There's a whole third dimension that you got to deal with.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
You said easier, not more fun.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, I think I think it's easier to drive a submarine.
Subbring Yeah, more fun. I think that submarines are just
like Richard thing. No, I'm gonna say still, the boat
is more fun. Boats, dude, you can fucking fling people
around on the back. You can't flip. You can do
a submarine. You can flip a boat. Yeah, but here's
the thing with the submarine, Like I already said, can't
see where you're going. That's going to induce way too
much anxiety for me. And also you're like even the
(09:36):
guy driving it. All that's happening is that the captain
is telling you where to go and you're just making
course corrections. Yeah you're driving, but you're not so yeah,
super easy. You just do what you're told. It's probably
better for me that Yeah, But no, dude, driving boats
is fun. It's easier to drive a helicopter or a
plane probably plain, Probably plain I think, uh, just submarines.
(10:01):
The helicopter you gotta work foot pedals and all that show. Dude,
I can't even I can't drive stick, so like I
don't know about the clutch and all that stuff. I
feel like it's gotta be easier to do a helicopter
in a plane, you would think so. But there's a
lot more motors and shit going on plane, it's just
take off, turn a little bit land.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Yeah, there are a lot more helicopter accidents.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Right, P Kobe, RP Kobe. But they didn't do nine
to eleven with helicopters. Good point, So actually that's more
points for planes.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
But the cartel does use helicopters, little personal ones to
bring trucks and submarines. Only they're getting submarines through the
Rio Grande River.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Right.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Well, I think they sneak stuff over on submarines, but
I think submarines are definitely easier drive than boats.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Absolutely not. Do you hear a lot more about submarine
about boat accidents than you do submarine. Really, what was
the least like the last submarine accident? Besides that they
put four billionaires on there and it was an international
but why did they go down there because of a
boat accident? Also the Hunt for Red October that was
(11:07):
an international incident. That was but it's also fictional. That's
what they tell you. That shit definitely fucking happened, and
they're like, let's just wrote a story about it this
so people will think that it never happened. Oh, that
shit happened. Most movies did happen it's just the government
trying to cover it up. Government in Hollywood are and cahoots.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
They always make documentaries, they're just not titled documentaries.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I mean, everyone knows you can't trust Hollywood, can't trust government.
You think they're not working together.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
True, true, But I'm still gonna say submarines us that
you're driving boats. You hear a lot of You hear
a lot more about boat accidents than use submarine accidents.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
There's a lot more boats than submarines. For actually, for
how many boats there are, and the accents you hear about,
just that one submarine accident probably gives you like a
thirty percent higher chance. This wouldn't name one other submarine accident.
Titanic became a submarine, which is why we said a submarine.
Dad to get it because like James Cameron, submarine down
(12:08):
like a billion times. But he was fine, that's James Cameron.
You're gonna put yourself on the same level as James
Cameron of what you can do. Yes, sorry, buddy, I
love you. No, he's a better man than Honestly, if
it wasn't like a submarine that was like made in
a backyard, it's pretty legit is what I've seen, I
mean most it's every submarine that I've ever heard of
that wasn't controlled by like a Nintendo sixty four controller.
(12:30):
Seems like it was Okay, there is a company that
you can like buy private ones. Remember what adds was
built a submarine? Was submarine last year? Or no, it
was every MLB game they ad built build submarines. That
quich By the way, if they're just encouraging, they can't
get enough qualified people, so they're having to just get
(12:50):
rich people to buy it. Well, they're having to advertise
during the Major League Baseball playoffs of hey, you guys,
come work on building submarines. They're asking the general populace
for now. No, they're definitely could be a lot more
bad submarine accidents. I don't know. I want to write
a submarine so bad, I mean I do, but really
not farther than like fifty feet.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
We should make like submarines need to be the new
private jets.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I just want to go on a submarine with my
buddies when I'm like super hungover and I have bad
farts and they can't get away with it, get away
from it. That'd be They need to make a fart vent.
It's like the ultimate, like farting in the car when
they can't roll up the windows. They can break a window,
you can't break open a submarine. That's true. That's true. Okay,
(13:31):
I mean think about how bad it is when you're
like hungover and you fart in the shower and you're
stuck in there with all the steam and everything. Yeah,
just a small enclosed space. All right. I did have
another question. I'd like to throw it to the group.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
What do you guys think is the maximum amount of
photo shoots that one family should do in a given year. Now,
I'm going to say that I will not include like
a maternity photo shoot, announcing a pregnancy photo shoot, if
you just had a baby photo shoot, an engagement photo shoot,
or a wedding.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
Photo shoot, those do not count.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
But just regular family, what is the maxi amount of
photo shoots? Because there's my Facebook has turned into just
me hate following a lot of people where then like
I look at their stuff and then that's what populates
and like there's this one family that I feel like
every month they take a photo shoot and it's in
the same fucking field behind their house.
Speaker 3 (14:23):
But it's like the same pictures. Like, now you're just
wearing flannel. You did this, you did this a week ago.
Look at this kid. Look how cute he is. He's
wearing flannel now, yeah, he was wearing fucking brown earlier.
Like this is the same fucking place. It's like, what
are you doing?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
They've done like fifteen photo shoots this year, Like they
can't your family's not that magical.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well let's shine and count it off that you get
a Christmas card photo shoot. Okay, uh, since we're in Texas,
I'll include blue bonnets when they start blooming. You're allowed
to family photo shoot with that. Do we give them Easter?
Is that like another photo shoot time? I feel like
you just a photo. You don't need a photo shoot.
You can take a photo at eastern good point. So
(15:02):
you're hiring a photographer, like you're hiring a photographer too
many times.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
And I hope photographers have have good work. I'm not
shipping on photographers. You're just doing the jobs you're hired for.
But there's people would hire photographers way too many times.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I feel like, I think I'll give you maximum of three.
Then you get Christmas card photo shoot, you get blue
bonnet and maybe one other random time. See I was,
I said four, I was, and I thought I was
being pretty generated. I was being pretty generate. Like that's
one quarterly and that's a lot. That's a lot. But
like eight in a year and you didn't have a baby.
What are you fucking doing?
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You didn't get engaged, you didn't get married, you didn't
expect a child, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah? Good for the photographer that made bank, good for
that photography is just it's excessive. You're a little full
of yourself at that point, right, Like how many memories
do you want of your family? How many professional photos
do you need to get done? Like it? Do you
not have phones? Yeah? We have phones. Now let's go
on to take a picture. Pat, you're having a great
hair day. Come on over here.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'm making a joke because you don't have hair, but like,
take a picture and look at Pat like it's great.
Then like I could do it portrait Bud, We're fucking done, dude,
there's a there's a fucking profile picture right there. You
don't need to post eighty seven of them. And then
when you get the photo shoot and you post all
one hundred and fifty five photos and it's the fifteenth
time you've done it.
Speaker 3 (16:16):
It's a lot, Okay, it's a lot, a lot. I
mean some people are probably out there going, well, you
need your first day of school, that's just the kids
one picture. Also that can be your one other time
because if you need that and you needed, like, seriously,
how many times you need family photos? You're just trying
to make your children hate you because you know you're
(16:37):
doing it on Sunday. Guess what a lot of that
gonna be during football season. Yeah, that's fucked up, yep.
Or if not, you're just taking up with college football
time too. You're taking up a whole weekend day to
go dress up and fake smile at the camera. That's
not cool.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
I think that we just like in like fields, like
what are we doing? We got to find more backdrops
than just a field.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
I mean unless it's blue bonnets, and then that's all.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Okay, blue bonnet field that works. That's one field. That's
the field.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
You got it out of the way. Done fire and honestly,
Christmas card should be done in front of the fireplace.
If you have one, that's fine. That just it just
makes sense because it has to be on though no
you can photoshop it, okay, we just used to always.
I mean our family stood in front of it, so
if it was on you wouldn't been able to see
it anyway, that's true. You got the dogs in there,
(17:28):
try your best to get them both looking for it
at the same time. Won't work. You just find the
best one that you can snap. But I honestly can't
outside of blue bonnets and Christmas, I can't think of
another reason to have a photo shoot anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
People take way too many family photo shoots. And I'm
not saying family photos where you just take a picture
of your family, Like that's different. Hiring a photographer to
go to a location seven times a year is wild.
Speaker 3 (17:51):
It is wild if you're gonna do it. Actually, it
probably should be done at jac You know what, you
should be donating some of that money to charity at
that point Ultiople nineties J C. Penny family photo shoots.
But you do that with your boy.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
You should donate after the fourth photo shoot. You have
to donate the rest to homeless families.
Speaker 4 (18:08):
Does your answer change if like they had their own camera,
like the own professional camera.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Like yeah, you can do whatever then, but like I
got I still fit, but to have family photo shoots, Robert.
And if you did that, you hire If you just
took pictures of Sam for stuff that Sam, why did
you take pictures of I don't think that counts as
a full photo shoot. If you and Sam hired a
photographer to go out to a field three times out
of the year to do that, those are three photos.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
What if I did it like myself, what I just
brought my tripton like you know, just did it in
the app with the camera.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
I feel like I give that a pass. I don't,
but yeah, I can see why, but you wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
It's it's like a f but a just because you're
doing it yourself, I can still be a family photo shoot.
And that's where when I gets stressed up, you all
meet up, you do it. You're putting time aside to
get this done. How many different colors of flannel can
you really air? Three times a year is more than
enough for that? Yeah? And then you get the beach
one count and you know, like you said, like life events,
life events, life events are fine, which and also if
(19:06):
it was me, I'd be like, we had two life
events this year. That means we're only.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know, how many maternity photo shoots we did zero?
You know, any newborn photo shoots we did zero? Not
including my mom. We took a lot of newborn photos
that's not photo shoot, was in a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
You know how many? How many engagement photo shoots we did? None?
That would have been really funny if you had told
your mom, like, hey, you know, we really don't want
a lot of people taking photos over just to fuck
with her, to see the look on take any photos
of the baby, try to keep her a little profile. Yeah,
we're not trying to get these out online. We don't
want to. I know, I'm a celebrity. I don't want
her to have to grow up in the in my shadows. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
I did find like that, like like it was an
AI software that writes songs and I made one about
my my daughter, and then I put like a little
slideshow with it, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
You need to post I'm not going to post that.
You can have that, like we can look to not
be the baby guy.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I don't want to post a ton of pictures of
my baby all the time. Like I love my kid
and I love looking at pictures of my kid, but
I don't want.
Speaker 3 (20:02):
To be the guy. It's like everybody else has to
look too. G's weird at a certain point. Yeah, especially
at work. Then you're just like I. I don't want
to be the guy that's saying no to seeing pictures
of children. But I don't want to see him right
right right, Not of coworkers, any of good friends. Yeah,
maybe chill out on some of the photo shoots unless
you're a photographer, and then get that money. Get that money.
I'm not stating on photographers at all, Like you gotta eat,
(20:22):
you know, liliho, And.
Speaker 2 (20:24):
I don't guess you need the people that have eighty
five photo shoots in the year, But it just seems excessive.
Speaker 3 (20:28):
It bleed those suckers dry. Yeah, take it all, take
all that money. What else do they have? Ooh, I
would like to do a little deep dive.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
I was listening to My Chemical Romance earlier this week
and he was talking about the Black Parade, probably the
most famous My Chemical Romance song, I finally took me
to the city see a marching band. And as I
was listening to the song, I got to thinking, we
have a very big parade coming up here, not in
(20:58):
Houston specifically, but in the United States, and it's the
Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. And then I started listening to
the lyrics some more. I think Girard Way could be
talking about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. That could be
the Black Parade.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Now king, Okay, do you remember that fateful day in
nineteen ninety seven when Barney died on the Macy's Thanksgiving
Day parade? He popped collapsing, he deflated and people were
people were like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2 (21:26):
And it was really kind of tragic. I don't remember
that ninety nine seven. I'll never forget it, never forget.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Probably had it on because my mom usually.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Had us on, but we'll never forget, I think. All right,
So I did some research. Girard Way would have been
twenty years old. We've been twenty years old when this
one kind of old to for like my dad taking
me to city. But you could still go with your
dad at twenty years old. Oh yeah, where's Gerard away from?
He is from New Jersey, Summit, New Jersey, not too far,
(21:54):
not too.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
Far from Times Square, pretty pretty quick little drive or
subway train, so he could have very well been at
this nineteen ninety seven murder of Barney.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
He could have been at that at the Macy's thanks
Giving Day parade all right now, just looking into some
of the lyrics a praying him out, Would you be
the savior of the broken, the beaten, in the damn
Now the savior of the broken? To me is the
end of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Santa Claus, Savior
the broken. Oh hey, we can't afford all this Christmas stuff.
You know who's gonna provide for us, Santa Claus. He's
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gonna come down there. He's gonna provide for the beat
and the broken and the damned.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Hey, don't worry. Still good Christmas, still got this going over.
He got you, Santa got you.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
The Black Parade, referencing the nineteen ninety seven Barney murder.
When the Barney and if you're if you're listening to
this or watching this right now, go just pause it
and then open up another tab on YouTube and just
go look at nineteen ninety seven Barney incident and you'll
just see that he popped and then everybody hold him.
He's like, oh shit, he's coming down. He's coming down.
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Like pull up on your phone, pull up on your
phone right now while we're doing it. But yeah, the
Black Parade I think is a reference to Barney. Sometimes
I get the feeling he's watching over me. You know
who else would watch over you? Afloat floating above above,
above the streets. Right, we'll carry on, we'll carry on,
And though you're dead and gone, believe me, your memory
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will carry on. Guess what, they've had another Barney. They've
had multiple Barneys in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade since then.
He's carrying on, his memory is carrying on. They're talking
about Barney. All right, my chem is talking about Barney.
They're right at that age. You don't think Gerard Way
will like they grew up with Barney. I'm just saying,
it's like you're watching it.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's pretty no. But there was like serious injuries like yeah, yeah,
I remember watching it with my grandma and be like,
what Barney, some dude not even from the Barney, from
the cat and the hat one it was in a
coma for a month. Yeah, yeah, it caused some shit.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
And then the bridge and one point says, oh, and
we carry on through the fears like maybe getting killed
by a Barney. Disappointed faces if your peers, like the
little kids that wanted to go see Barney but had
to see him die in front of them. Take a
look at me, because I could not care at all,
even though he does really care.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
He's being emo.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That's the emo part of the song. It's that's all
reference to ninety seven Barney fiasco.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
It happened.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
He says, we want to play this part, which is
talking about him wanting to step in and like make
right for everything that happened in the the infamous Black Parade.
He's talking about that, and then also he wants to
play the part he's talking about Santa Claus, and then
his dad had asked him to be the savior of
the broken, Like I'm thinking that's a Santa Claus situation
like the movie, Like, hey, if you ever came across
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a dead Santa, like a dead Barney here, would you
step up and be the savior of the broken, the beaten,
and the damned. His dad's asking him like would you
step up because we might have a Barney situation like that,
and would you step up in this?
Speaker 3 (24:46):
I don't think there was a Barney clause. I think
there could have been Barney's arm in this kind of
looks like a big old dildo too. Oh yeah, oh,
I mean when it's deflated. It just it was the
only thing was just a man, I'm not a hero.
And he's talking about either.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
To me, I think he could be talking about Charlie Brown,
because Charlie Brown is just a boy.
Speaker 3 (25:06):
He's just a boy. But then like like if you
age Charlie Brown, he's definitely a man now.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
And then also Gerard could just be like, I'm just
just a boy, not a hero. He's just a boy
that had to sing this song. You wrote the song
about the nineteen ninety seven Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
I think that this is about that.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Like this, how could you argue after listening to what
I just told you that this is not about the
nineteen ninety seven Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Also, I mean you could say it was the broken beating,
and damn could be the barney flowed itself, because it
was the police that forcibly took down that balloon. They
got it rip and then they had to like they
were stabbing it and stomping it out.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Yeah, in front of kids who love barn, children who
love barney, And you think that they're not going to
be like scarred by this. Some of them might be
scarred enough to write a song that they will later
release and they will refer to this as the Black Parade.
Speaker 3 (25:58):
I don't see how else you could refer to it.
That's what it was, a literal Barney murder.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah, so that's a little deep dive into my chemical romance.
It wasn't just a song about like an emo parade.
It was a song about Barney tragically dying in front
of many kids and many many more watching on television.
Speaker 3 (26:16):
I'm surprised you didn't remember this. Go look up the
nineteen eighty seven first I've heard of it. I was.
I mean, also I was, I forget it. I didn't,
you know, didn't pay a lot of attention to the parade.
I was more like, when are we going to eat? Yeah,
probably that makes sense. I told you it's my favorite holiday.
It's all surrounded on food. I just wanted to eat
all of the food. It's the best day, No, it is.
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I just remember being like, oh, look, I want to
see if there's a video of the Barney's time, because
like the Cat and the Hat one, it's arm caught
a lamp post. Yeah, and then it slung a dude
like through the air into a building and put him
in a month on coma. I want to see video
of that. That's a very black parade. Yeah, Rudy Giuliani
caught a lot of shit for that parade. They were like, okay,
no more real big balloon. Luckily he was America's mayor
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for a while. Well about four years later he regained
public favor, and then he's not in public favor anymore.
Him trying to like that was weird. But yeah, what
do you thought to Robert?
Speaker 4 (27:17):
Is the balloon a float? Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Yes, a float can also be you go on, but
then it would be a parade a point. You kept
saying float. You got me into it. Balloon's on a float? Yeah,
it can be, though, I mean if you're on top
of it, because usually that could be a foot. No,
you're right, though, that's weird because what do balloons do?
They float? Yeah, so there's different kinds of floats. Because
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we have no other examples of the human languge or
the English language not making fucking sense right and using
multiple words or the same word multiple different ways. Well,
in this instance, it's it's gonna play good catch, Robert.
But floats can be multiple things. A balloon by itself
can be yeah, floats to balloon, Yes, well, I'm just
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saying it could also be considered a float. Float is.
Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's pretty open for interpretation. This is music, dude, it's art.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
You can interpret it. Okay.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I clearly broke down this song flawlessly, and I know
exactly what he was talking about.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
I can't wait for TikTok to get ahold of I want.
I wanted to. No, he's actually publicly stated, shut up, nerds.
The emos are gonna be furious, all right.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Last thing I had for the PRECM segment was tur
duckan alternatives.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
I feel like a lot of people have been talking
about the tur.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
Ducan for years. Nobody ever really uses the tra duck
and nobody goes with that. But I came up with
a better version of a tur duckan, the tur cow pig,
which is really just you gotta get your cow and
your pig involved. I'm gonna put a t bone steak
and then I'm also going to put bacon, and you
just shove that in the turkey tur cow pig.
Speaker 3 (28:58):
Tell me that's not a better turkey, then turn it
back in. I'm trying to think of like a because
like cow, pig is way better than duck. To say this,
and I can't combine the three words, but I want
to shove a pig inside of a baby cow for
veal inside of a regular cow, pig, veal cow, tur calvial.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, there's no turn the no. Yeah, yeah, pig cow vill.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
See he doesn't roll off like cow pig. That's that's
veal in cow. All very short words, hard to hard
to shorten them anymore. Yeahs, I just like tur cow
pig is really just two of the words. That's all
you can do, tur cow pig. But yeah, do that one.
Just I want to combine all the beefs and porks together.
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That'd be cool.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Like a meat lover's meat his meat, levers meat, or
if we did, like a have more meat in the
other meat.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
A quail or a dove inside of a quail inside
of a a chicken, quail inside of a steer. What
would you call it? Quick?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
That's say it.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna go with pig inside of
veal inside of cow. I don't know, bacon and steak
just rocks it does? I mean actually, because it has
to be small like that. So I'm gonna go dove
inside of uh quail.
Speaker 2 (30:31):
If you just do like twelve ribbis inside of a
turkey and then wrap them in bacon.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That'd be awesome to Plus there's probably someone at home
that's like dogs bigger than quail. Shut, shut the fuck up,
every way it works. I'm not a hunter, all right. Yeah,
we don't murder it. We just like to let other
people murder it and then eat it later and we
don't feel bad about it. It's delicious.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yeah, yeah, Robert and he turn ducking alternatives that you got.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
No, I think you guys nailed it. You guys, you
guys got it. Not No, I wouldn't want anything like too.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Crazy, but you'd try some steak turkey bacon, right, You
probably wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Or do we still have to shove the whole animal
inside the whole one? Or can we just get like
this is my rules, we can do whatever we want. Okay,
So I'm gonna change mine. I want to put cherizo
inside of veal and then wrap that in bacon. Treese
is sauce it? Yeah, Okay, a little bit of spiciness
and then you put that inside the tender ass veal
meat and then you wrap the whole thing. Now, if
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you had to go full animal like, it'd be funny
to have like you just break down parts of it
a TOOI pi like a like a Hawaiian pig, a
full a inside of a strip, inside of a ribbi.
Just all all, oh, that'd be great. Steak, triple steak
a cow cow cow. What if we did triple steak
and then we had some like tomatoes and cheese and
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sour pinas. I was just gonna say, the triple steak forrito.
Oh also idea great ida if they should do that.
But yeah, those are some tur ducking alternatives for your
your t day. Gotta have the cooking.
Speaker 2 (32:10):
Let's get into the Comeback Kids segment. Guys, we'll hop
on end to that and tell you what's back according
to us this week, it's brought to you by our
eleventh annual Past the Gravy Christmas Spooktech. You're going down Saturday,
December twenty first, at Cobo's Downtown twenty twelve Rusk Street
in Houston. We don't have a start time, but we're
gonna do an afternoon show that day, so you can
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get out do whatever you gotta do. I know it'll
be close enough to Christmas, so you'll probably if you're
getting out of time, make that your last stop, like
stop by Cobo's.
Speaker 3 (32:37):
On the way out.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
We're gonna have the the Gravy's Awards as well. That's
gonna be pretty awesome. I was looking at the best
Award show people are saying. People are saying, it really
is the start of awards season according to us, So
you're gonna want to come to that twenty twelve Russ
Street Saturday, December twenty first at Cobo's Downtown.
Speaker 3 (32:55):
Where your Christmas sweaters? Uh?
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Where all your Christmas gear. We're gonna we're gonna have
the best food in Houston because it's Cobo's. It'll be
our last time at Cobo's at least at this location.
It's gonna be a lot of fun and we are
really looking forward to spending that with you guys and gals.
It's my favorite thing we do every year, the the
eleventh Annual Past the Gravy Christmas Book Scactacular and Gravy's Awards.
Don't forget to mark your calendar. Saturday December twenty first
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at Cobo's Downtown twenty twelve US Street. We'll see you there.
Speaker 3 (33:27):
It's the comeback kid, the comeback kid of the week,
comeback kid of the week, bitch.
Speaker 2 (33:37):
All right, already kind of talked about it, but T
Day that's our that's our first comeback kid, So shout
out to T Day.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Cooking is another comeback kid.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
I am gonna try my hand at cooking first, not
the whole thing, but I'm gonna do I learned that
green bean cast role is really like the easiest thing
in the world to make, So I'm gonna try and
do that. Maybe throw a bacon in it as a
good call, like pig castrole. I don't know, trying to
duck in it, it doesn't work like that.
Speaker 3 (34:05):
And then potato is also super easy. People overthink them.
Just throw a bunch of butter.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah, my mom gonna crushes mash potatoes. She like, she
doesn't always do the greamy castro. So I was like,
I can do that. That'll be easy.
Speaker 3 (34:17):
Are you pro or anti the skins and the massed potatoes?
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (34:22):
I'm not at all picky when it comes to it,
Like ideally if you didn't have them in there, I'd
be fine, But if they're in there, I'm gonna still
eat it.
Speaker 3 (34:29):
Same thing. It's a nice little surprise when it is
in there. Yeah, yousually prefer the creamier ones. But people
get mad about it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
They're like that you should say beans in chili where
I'm like, I don't know, I like chili.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Anyone who gets mad at that, I'm like, you still
cut the crust off. Pr Do you have chili with
beans in it? Like this? You pour beans in it
and then you cook it, and then I eat it.
I like the extra fart power. That's why.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
And then you say, oh, but this doesn't have beans
in it, like, great, pour me some more, Like.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
I mean, I ain't. You just won't call it Texas chili.
I don't. I do not care about that. Like, I'm
pretty easy when comes to that stuff. I'm I'm not
a Robbert of beans in here because I needed to
fill it out some more. Dude, this seems.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
Peanut butter and jelly has jelly on it. Gross, it's
a Robert does. But then I'm also going to try
my hand at dessert, and I've never really done a
dessert before.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
I'm gonna do Shipley donut bread pudding. Yeah. I don't
know what it is, but I am immediately impressed and jealous. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:23):
I saw a TikTok and I copied all of that,
so it's none of my none of my work.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
What if you showed up with the trifle from friends
where the page is stuck together so it's like half
of a shepherd's pie, but also like a dessert, so
it's just custard and dessert. That'd be sick. He grows
out your family with that.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
That would be sick. I'm not gonna do that, though.
I will not be doing that. I'm trying to show you.
Speaker 3 (35:46):
We're trying to see if I can find what the
recipe was it had. I don't know. My mom always
handles the desserts. I don't know what she's making. I'm
hoping there's apple pie my brother. I actually find it
very funny that my brother gets very mad because like
half the years she doesn't make apple pie, and that's
all he asked for and she just doesn't do it
to troll him. I'm pretty sure it's good. I like that.
I like that, though, like sweet more of other desserts
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for me.
Speaker 2 (36:08):
Yeah, but uh, you just gotta buy a bunch of
a dozen Shipley donuts, smush them down and then mix
them with all the other stuff and you bake it
and it'll be dube.
Speaker 3 (36:17):
So that's that's my plan. And if it fails, I'm
just gonna pretend I didn't do it. Anything to get
more donuts into your diet. I'm in favor of right and.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Just seems like it's the most unhealthy thing. So it's
perfect for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
And if it goes off, well maybe next year you
use like Boston cream donuts so there's extra. Oh yeah,
get fucking wild with it. Yeah, it's a cream party.
Like this is my dessert. I call it a cream pie.
It's cream time. So he called a didty party. No,
we're not caught that. We're not gonna.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
But yeah, cooking is back. You're not going to be
I guess you're true. At the restaurant, that's kind of cooking.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
I don't do any of the cooking. I will be
getting people there Thanksgiving meals. I will getting them into
their car. Then I'll drive up with my buddy and
then you just get handled for four days and watch football.
It's perfect it's a perfect rob it's a perfect weekend.
You're not cooking anything. You're just enjoying it. Yep, just
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enjoying it. That's what's up. That's the best part. It's
the best part of just enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (37:18):
Also, back this week rivalry games because college rivalries are back.
I do feel like usc U UCLA has lost a
little bit leusser because they.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
Go a little week early and it's stupid. Well also
because it's UCLA and they haven't been that relevant in
football in forty years. It's like with the U UT thing.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
It's like, I mean, you can say that it's like
a top rivalry in Texas. It probably is, But when
is A and M ever been like playing UT for
a national title.
Speaker 3 (37:46):
Spot nineteen ninety three. It's a long time ago, long
long time ago. Yeah, but you know, big rivalry in
the biggest football state. There you go. So why don't
we power rank our top five college.
Speaker 2 (38:03):
Football rivalries because the first I will not have Texas
and Texas A and M.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
In mind.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I have Texas ou As number five because they are
always more relevant. I feel like in the college football discussion,
when they play and they don't like each other, either.
And it's always cool when you play at a different stadium,
like they have a whole stadium that they go to
where they We're just playing this game here because that's
what we do. The State Fair of Texas is here
and then we play football. Also, it's kind of like
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a Thanksgiving feel. So I'm gonna go Texas OU at five.
Four is Florida Florida State not as big as it was.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
When we were kids, but like we were kids, that
was the best. I preferred Miami versus Florida State back then.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
But it wasn't like the I always felt like it
made more like the OU game. I know that just
I walked it back a little bit, but like the
last week of the last week of the season, when
that's your final game, like that, yeah, adds more to
it to me.
Speaker 3 (38:58):
It does.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
In Florida Florida State always fun and they weren't in
the same conference, but there was one year with it
where Florida State and Florida played in the National Championship too,
I think, and I think Florida lost the game and
then won the National Championship.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
That was pretty crazy.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah, So then three, I'm gonna go Army Navy just
because it's the troops. Bro, they have their own week
of a like it's not it is their final game
of the season, but it's their own week like there's
no other real games on and they're just like, it's
Army Navy. Fuck yeah that rocket. And then they always
put it at a neutral location too. Number two Bama Alabama,
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Orbama Auburn, the Iron Bowl, the Iron Bowl. It fucking rocks.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
Throw those schedules out the window when they play. These
teams hate each other.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
There's like one hundred and seven like highlight plays of
like endings of those games, like the kick six and
all that that it's awesome. And then they always just
fuck each other's season's over, like no matter who as good.
It was like, we're gonna fuck you over at one
point and it was cool. And then one is Michigan
Ohio State because that is like the college football rivalry. Yeah,
so Chigan Ohio State, Bama, Auburn, Army Navy, Florida Florida State,
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and Texasu one through five.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
You're gonna hate my list. I'm gonna go one to five,
one Michigan Ohio State. It's just it's the big two.
This is where it's gonna go off the rails, all right,
Notre Dame versus Michigan. They don't even know this, they
don't play it. It's been scheduled. This is what the
problem with these mega conferences. It's been scheduled away. I
think in the next ten years Notre Dame will be
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like like they are with the ACC now unofficially in
the Big Ten. So then we'll get that one back.
It's the two winningest programs in the history of college football.
See what I hate about Notre Dame. I know you're
a Notre Dame grad. I hate about Notre Dame is
that they have one hundred and seven rivalry games. It
feels like they're like Boston College, that's a rivalry national program.
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And now we got Navy. Now we got Army. Now
we got Michigan, Now we got Purdue, Now we got
like Michigan States. Also, is that Michigan State's a rivalry too? Yeah, Like,
what the fuck? It's two minutes for the Miami LA rivalry.
Catholics versus co one time. Part of the reason Notre
Dame was so good way back in the day is
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when college football was a regional sport and you only
got people from your area, and Notre Dame was like,
We're gonna poach all of your fucking man. Not d
was like the only thing on TV too, yeah that too.
And then the rest of the country was like, well,
what if we just start recruiting across the country and
Notre Dame went fuck yeah, yeah, you swaggerjacked. It turns
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out we aren't Florida. We don't.
Speaker 2 (41:29):
We aren't Florida or California or Texas. Damn it, We're Indiana.
Speaker 3 (41:32):
Ship and we have recruiting standards. These other fuckers don't
have to deal with. You have like a GPA. So yeah,
that's number two. It's a it's an all time classic
rivalry that is on the back runner, right sous didn't
put Notre Dame rivalry. All of Notre Dame's games are
the biggest. One was Michigan. Some people say USC, No,
it's Michigan. Thought okay, and number three, I'm going Uta,
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and then okay, it's the two biggest schools in the
biggest football state. And other people will be football Pennsylveen. No,
shut up, they don't write books about your high school
football town. Don't shut down for high school football. It's Texas,
That's what it is. A hot bet. Well, but like
also the Penn State at all. You know, yeah, they're
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bad and they're bad people. YEA and Uta and M.
It's come back here. It is the most expensive ticket
of all year. I think, get it. I saw yesterday.
Get in price is like seven hundred and eighty one
dollars for like a standing room only ticket to this game,
and the average ticket price is over twelve hundred dollars.
That's wild. This is back and it's huge, and it's
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a mega rivalry. It's going to become like the biggest
thing again.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
But is A and M every ut fans biggest rival
because I think Oklahoma has kind of stepped into that spot.
Speaker 3 (42:54):
They stepped in because they were in different conferences, but
still the Oklahoma in Texas, they fucking hate this ship
out of each other. And I still think a lot
of people are like Oklahoma's the rival. I despise for
a lot of people it is now that they're playing
again every year, the hate is gonna be brought. Remember
growing up, every other fucking car driving around here was
house divided. We got one son at A and M
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and our daughter's at ut. Yeah, and then house divided stickers.
They don't do that anymore. Yea, not the same fun conference.
That ship's coming back. The hate's gonna get real over
the next ten years. Number four iron Ball probably should
be a little bit higher on this list, But for you,
it's my list, it's your list. It's Auburn Alabama, no
matter how much better Auburn or I mean Alabama usually is.
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Auburn could have two wins going into that game. Yeah,
don't fucking pet it because some crazy, fucked up shit
it's gonna happen in every guydamn time. And number five
you t o U they fucking hat ut it's two
of these. Yeah, so did Michigan Michigan got the top two? Yeah,
I guess they did. Yeah. People are gonna be ridiculous,
but I love it. This is a real ball nowhere list. Yeah,
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this guy ball. I don't agree with it being as ball.
I honor the old traditions. Like if this was ancient
Rome right now, I'd be like, I still worship the
old gods. Your new gods are bullshit. You'd be more
of like a Vespasius guy. Guy. Yeah, the new gods
are coming back. I'm telling you, in the next ten years,
I was the tightest guy. We're gonna start getting Notre
Dame Michigan again. And when UTN, A and M is
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playing every year, you're gonna feel that hate in this
city and all around this state and then therefore all
around the country. Yeah. So suck at Pennsylvania. Yeah, in Ohio,
you bunch of get the fuck out of here, do you?
What do you do? You rest out? Fuck? Oh, we're
Ohio State. We have quarterbacks that all suck the pros. Fine,
he's gonna break the mill, He's fine. Yeah, but uh yeah,
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that's my list USC or sorry, Michigan, Ohio State one
Notre Dame Michigan, two three U TA and M, four
Auburn Alabama and five U t O U.
Speaker 2 (44:52):
The ut OU went is kind of cool because it's
just in the middle of the year. It's like Bama
LSU still call it.
Speaker 3 (45:00):
Yeah, I can't change the name right ever. Show you
bleep that out though you don't want to get and
you know there's a bunch of A and M fans
that are do to you. Okay, get ready to bring
that ship back. Bho, bring that bt hho y'all, it's
gonna be so great when the game happens and you
just get to hear all week. Well, you know how
BEVO got its name. Yeah, they fucking burned it. Oh
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that they burned thirteen oh into it and then they rebranded.
Uh okay, yeah, so you'll hear it for the second time.
So animal abuse is how PIVO got its name. Yeah,
people used to fuck with mascots.
Speaker 2 (45:36):
Interesting interest title wasn't around yet. Wow, it was a
better time. Thank god they came around. All right, those
our powerranking college football, right.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Robert, you don't want to give yours? Yeah, what are yours?
Just off the cuff?
Speaker 2 (45:47):
Go, I'm gonna go, uh Rice to go on the bucket, right,
forget a lot of hate there.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
There's a lot of hate there. I'm gonna go u
u ahe San Marcos, Texas state.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Yeah, sometimes a brand new one. Yeah, yeah, we're not
gonna make it. Okay, talk too shocked. Who came up
with a second one? I like that you kept it
in the state though, Texas biggest state, and you have
it had some big rivalries. Football comes from Texas exactly,
so suck at Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (46:23):
We were doing football.
Speaker 3 (46:27):
Like I said football, all right, last comeback, kid, We
got Black Friday. Black Friday's back because we get football
on Black Friday, and we've had football on Friday on
Black Friday for like two years ago now. But it
still rocks.
Speaker 2 (46:39):
Even though I think it was like a really shitty
Dolphins Jets game last year.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
I think it's the Chiefs this year. Yeah, I heard
he forgot who it is. I just know it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2 (46:49):
I'm watching that and there's college football on too, so
who fucking cares? Black Friday rocks? And then I'm trying
a new thing. I've never really been a big Black
Friday guy. I am going to try, and I got
every Christmas gift on Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (47:02):
You're not gonna wait for Cyber Monday.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Or Cyber Monday. I might might wait, but like by
Cyber Monday, I'm done.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
I'm done. I think I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna
make like if I can't order your shit on Amazon,
I'm out. I think Black Friday now applies to the
whole extended weekend. Well everything's Black Friday deal still like
you can get it now, yeah, and it starts for
two weeks Amazon want shut up? About it because Black
Friday was it small business Saturday. I don't think they
have a name for Sunday because it's pro football God's Day.
(47:30):
But like all the Black Friday deals run through it,
so it's Black Friday is more of a season now.
Speaker 4 (47:36):
I believe I was done shopping for Christmas shopping last
year by Black Friday.
Speaker 3 (47:40):
I've never done it.
Speaker 2 (47:41):
I'm just if I can't buy your ship on Amazon,
I'm not getting you that ship, Okay, I'm sorry. If
it's if you can send me a link, I might,
I'll do it there. But like I'm done, I'm gonna
make it easy. Got it here you go? If not
gift card.
Speaker 3 (47:54):
Oh you know what I get to do this year too.
Speaker 2 (47:56):
Now, including my wife, I will get here other stuff
I've already planned on getting here their stuff.
Speaker 3 (47:59):
But I can get my dad back for my graduation
present he got me graduating high school. He got it
out a ride on mowing tractor that he needed for
his new house anyway. So I am going to get
him a housewarming gift for his new house that he'll
be in by Christmas. But here's your Christmas gift. You
(48:20):
fucking needed it anyway. Granted he then paid for my
college after that.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
But you know, is your tree up yet?
Speaker 3 (48:29):
No?
Speaker 4 (48:30):
No my ours either. I checked last year. Last year,
we put it up on the nineteenth, November nineteenth, and
we're past that. We're already close. Thanksgiving still not.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
Up yet, probably like right after yeah, anytime around Thanksgiving,
like we started doing. The guy came in last night
and did Christmas decorations at the restaurant. Okay, so like
it's just it's this time of year. You can yeah
inside the house, stuff up outside. Wait, wait, we'll put
it up and there's no turn on you.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
Yeah, because I had a friend that said that, like
it was like half the price to get the people.
He was like, I'm gonna be lazy and just pay
somebody to do it, but it was half the price
to do it like the beginning of November. I'm not
gonna turn them on now when like Thanksgivings are at, We're.
Speaker 3 (49:16):
Good to go. We've had these all months. It's like
after you eat Thanksgiving dinner, now it's Christmas time. The
turkey is in my belly. I can Actually I think
it's fair.
Speaker 2 (49:26):
I think that should be more of like a ball
drop situation, like we're done let's go.
Speaker 3 (49:31):
Do a shot of gravy then you hit the lights.
I love that. I love that. Might have to FaceTime
you for a gravy shot.
Speaker 2 (49:38):
Yeah, let's do it on Thanksgiving hit me out or Thanksgiving.
I don't know if the gravy, I'll wait, I would
just do it.
Speaker 3 (49:43):
We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure
it out. I think we'll figure it out. We'll figure
it out. Probably gonna figure it out. We'll figure it out. Hey,
if there's one thing I know is that we're gonna
figure it out. If there's only one thing that we're
good at, it's figuring stuff out. I don't know a
lot of things, but I know we're gonna figure this out.
It'll definitely it'll be figured out, probably in an outward director.
Speaker 2 (50:05):
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Speaker 3 (50:51):
If you want to do a little Black Friday shopping
little mshop dot com load up those stocking suffers. They
make the perfect stocking stufference, because when do people buy
air freshers that don't listen to past baby, they don't know,
they don't know, and then your car smells like shit.
It's the worst, But the best thing in the world
is to have like I like having like three or
four in my glove box, and like you're like, you
know what, Like my dog was always always running with
(51:13):
the dog and it's and she's she's wet, and she
smells like wet dog. You know what am I doing.
I'm gonna take down that older air fresher put a
new one up because I got like a holster ready
to go.
Speaker 2 (51:20):
Rip that bad boy open, brand new little air freshener
smells amazing.
Speaker 3 (51:25):
It's also this next month and a half is the
most gluttonous eating season of the entire year. Lots of
fun probably be in your car. Air freshers. Two of
them up there, perfect time. Get some for stock suffers,
keep some for yourself. Always get at least two. I
always have at least too ready to go, because there's
nothing better than when you're like, you know what, I
keep them things on.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yeah, you pop up up a fresh one and just
that fresh smell of a little airfresher, nothing beats it.
You also got customizable keychains, customizable compact mirrors, all kinds
of stuff that make perfect little stocking stuffers. If you
and your gals you got a little inside jokes, you've
give them all their the little call Patty Patty d
I could make pat a little a little custom keychain
for that.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
It'll be perfect. But if you got kids in school.
You're trying to get teachers gifts, customizable keychains, customizable prints,
customizable anything.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
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gonna have the whole holster right.
Speaker 3 (52:23):
Christmas shops already done. He probably should have. Yeah, I
would imagine that he has done Christmas shopping.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
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the not Cool segment Not cool man, dude, that's cool.
(52:56):
If you would like to submit anything for not cool
to the podcast. You know, maybe something you step your toe.
Not cool Robert runs over you with this truck also
not cool.
Speaker 3 (53:07):
The varying degrees if not cool.
Speaker 2 (53:08):
We're gonna pick some of the best ones that you guys,
listeners and viewers send to us each week. Use the
hashtag PTG not Cool tag us at pass the Gray Pod,
and we'll pick some of the best ones to do
each week. Let's start off with Jordan Welch at j
underscore Weld's two seven, nine to five on Twitter. Jordan says,
wasps keep finding their way into my apartment. I'm trying
(53:30):
to do a DIY pest control spray and I hope
it works. Wasps being in your apartment sounds bad.
Speaker 3 (53:37):
I could die. I'm allergic to wasps. That sounds sounds bad.
You're like Thomas j I don't know who that is.
You gotta watch My Girl. Oh, I forgot I should
have figured that out. I didn't know that was his name.
I can't see anything of that classic. I honestly don't
think I ever did watch that movie. Why it's so sad.
That's I don't want to be sad. Was it mcalay
Culkin that was Thomas Jay? I think so. It had
(54:01):
to have been that era. Young kid actor had to
be McAuley. Yeah, yeah, but yeah, Jordan, that sounds And
I hope the d y pest control works because dan
Ackroyd was in it. Curtis little angry murdered bitches.
Speaker 2 (54:17):
Wasps worse than bees, Yes, they're bigger. Nick didn't like
bees make honey and ship like they like?
Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, was just what do you do? What do you do? Wasps?
I can't think of anything. What is it that you do?
They're just there there? You know what? Send this to
a wasp? What is it that you do here? Fuck you?
What is it that you do? Wasp? You fucking pieces ship?
We hate wasp fu. This is an anti wasp podcast.
We're not fans of Wasp. Not the band Wasp, but wasps,
(54:47):
the insects. Fuck them. We're out. You're talking about the insects. Yes,
oh you don't like the band. There's a band. It's
a band, Wasp. Okay. We're out on Wasp, white as
well Sax and Protestants. We're out on wat. I mean,
I'm out on bees too, because I can. I'm not
out on bees. I just avoid them because I understand
they serve a purpose. But they can kill me if
(55:08):
they sting me in the throat, and I don't have
Bena droll anywhere near me. Wasps, yellow jackets, Bees, power
rank worst, the best or your choice, Okay, Bee's best
one Bees because they do things. Yeah, I'll sit to
save the bees. I'm pretty sure yellow jackets are just wasps,
I think. So we're gonna.
Speaker 2 (55:29):
Go jackets over wasp because wasp just sounds like a bitch, yellow.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
Jacket, yellow jacket. I mean, at least we get Megatron.
Speaker 2 (55:36):
And it just sounds George State or Georgie Tech, I
mean Georgia Tech. Rob what are your thoughts on wasps?
You out here in I'm out, good, good, great anti
Wasp podcast, you had to kick you off if you
were Robert had stepped out for a second.
Speaker 3 (55:49):
We were just make sure, so, yes, send this to
a wash fuck you bitch.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
Yeah, when now, pussy fucking roll up a little bitch,
except don't roll up because I'm allergic, but because then
I'll see that you're gonna try and take out my
friend Pat, and I'll kill you.
Speaker 3 (56:03):
Fuck Yeah. Yeah, I take a fucking wasp stab for you.
Thank you, man. I appreciate it. I do it. I'll
take a dog bite.
Speaker 2 (56:10):
One time I was mowing in my backyard and there
was a wasp nest and I threw a rock at it,
and then I got stuckling six times.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Oh yeah, that'll happen. Don't do that. I swathed two
of them my face though, sick. How old were you,
like high school? So old enough to know not to
throw rocks at Yeah? You thought you were tougher than
a wasp nest. I was. I'm not dead, that's true.
You survived, they're dead. Won that war? Me? Yeah? I
got some battle scars, chickstig scars. Scars remind us that
(56:39):
the past is real. Thank you, thank you. I just
wrote that. Tear my heart open, chased the feel They
don't know? Robert? Have you seen My Girl? Of course?
You know what is that? That movie was probably out
before he was born. It's the number one beasting movie
on earth. Probably a little kid dies from a beasting
(57:02):
and his best friend's little girl and she cries. The
kid from home alone dies. Macaulay Culkin Ever heard of him? Wow, dude,
you need to educate yourself on film, all right? Next
not next not cool? Is from that? Does it go in? Jordan?
That fucking sucks? Dude.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I would like you to keep us updated, and I
would like it in like a tweet form, like I
need you to do it a thread of like day
one me.
Speaker 3 (57:30):
Versus the wasps, wasp punt.
Speaker 2 (57:32):
I've sprayed the I've sprayed the nest. I mean, they're
in your apartment, so you can't do this. But I've
heard you can smoke them out.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
I would you. It's an apartment. Just get him real, chill, chill, Hey,
what if we just hang out? We don't stand here wrong.
You can try. I don't think you can reason with wasps.
You can't. They're terrorists, the al Qaeda of insects to
(58:01):
a chective. Every time you see him. It's like a
Many nine to eleven. It's just nowhere near as bad.
George Bush put these wasps here, all right? Next not cool?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Next not Cool from josh Tree Caudle. We got hold
on Joshreecddle said he's at Joshua Tree seven to one
to three on Twitter and he says, my hashtag PTG
not cool is waiting forever on different stuff in the
store because it's locked up. Some straight bullshit. I'm about
to break the glass just so my son can get
(58:36):
his legos.
Speaker 3 (58:37):
You can't keep a boy from his legs. Oh he's
talking about like, uh, it's behind like the little partitions
they got out like the video games. And then Thanks
a lot, there's a lot Obama dropt all nuts.
Speaker 2 (58:50):
I know, I just say sing Obama racist in that clip,
I just say sing Obama.
Speaker 3 (58:55):
I know, I did it yesterdays. Thanks a lot, Obama
just rolls off the top.
Speaker 2 (58:59):
Yeah, it's not funny if it's like it's topical because
the people think you're like trying to make a political statement, and.
Speaker 3 (59:05):
I gotta call on employee things. I'm not trying to
comment on the current political administration here, guys. I'm just
making a joke. We're just having fun. Fuck. But yeah,
that is bullshit. I hate it because half the time
then you gotta wait around. You can't find a employee.
For dude, this is shaving cream, like what I get.
Obviously people are stealing shaving cream, but like, I don't
want to wait five minutes before you get shaving cream.
I can't believe our society has got to the point
(59:26):
where we got to lock up legos. Fuck, who's stealing legos?
I mean legos are awesome. Stealing is pretty cool too.
Stealing is cool if you ever get through a stealing phase. No,
I actually never had one. The closest I came is
I uh once or twice sat at the end of
the shoe aisle at Walmart while my brother acquired a
DVD out of its case there. I bring them to
(59:49):
the shoe section because nobody was ever in there.
Speaker 2 (59:51):
I also would exchange shoes, like you would get the
same pair of Walmart shoes. They're the Velcrows, like the
old man velcrow shoes. They just super comfortable, and they're
they're like fifteen dollars too, So definitely you could buy it.
But then like when those shoes get old, you just
go and you swap out your old pair with the
brand new pair, walk out like with new shoes.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Pretty great.
Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
And then also if you had Xbox games get scratched,
you would just go and buy the game and then
swap it with the scratch disc, come back, complain, and
then just return.
Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
It and so much more effort than I would put forward. Yeah,
but you didn't buy a new game. I took care
of my games, it's all I had.
Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I did too, But then occasionally there used to be
like a phase like in the old xboxes, like if
you moved the Xbox. Yeah, like if you like I
remember going from from school, like moving to college, and
like it scratched it, like if you move to locations
of it would scratch the disc and then you would
just we're gonna go buy this.
Speaker 3 (01:00:46):
I did have to rebuy Halo too, Yeah, you just
but I originally got in the uh ultimate edition of it,
which was like all in the Covenant. It was like
a silver case and that one. When I rebought it,
I bought the regular one, so then I had like
the like the book, the two It was real dope.
That was probably really cool. Yeah, I saw one broken
(01:01:07):
up about that one.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
We also used to go and at Walmart anything under
twenty dollars, they didn't ask for receipts, and then you
would get Walmart gift cards if you just want to
store credit. And Walmart gift cards also worked for gas,
so you would go to the gas station at the
Walmart and be like just the king of fifteen dollars
of gas that I just got right there. And then
(01:01:28):
not necessarily one hundred percent stealing, but sort of stealing
was when you would do self checkout and it would
be weighted stuff. You would just weigh steaks and say
it with celery and then it would be like, that'stealing
two dollars instead of steak dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
Definitely stealing.
Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
It's not paying the full price. It's largely discounting yourself.
But also I'm doing the work here. You you could
have hired an employee to check me out. You didn't
do that. That's on you, all right. Sometimes you want
you want to cut costs and fire people and not
hire people to actually do wheel jobs. And I'm gonna
find a way worker round. So really it was me
fighting against the system and honestly, the amount of fevering
(01:02:06):
You're good.
Speaker 3 (01:02:06):
It gave us more self checkout spots, which I like,
right because I'm gonna check out faster than somebody else
is gonna check me out.
Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
But I also hate it. And then if you're going
to make me work, then I'm going to work against you.
Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
They also have the one person standing there watching everybody. Now,
yeah they do, but they also don't really watch that much.
Yeah they don't care.
Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
I know when I was a grocery store employee, it
was my first job, and that was that was my
favorite one.
Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
I am not.
Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
I yeah, you need to just scan whatever. This is
sure approved approved. I'm so many of my friends about alcohol,
and I was just.
Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
Like, yeah, he looks twenty one. Sure, what are you
gonna do? Five? Whatever it is, I turned eighteen and
four months I'll be tried as a minor this sEH.
Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
I can quit this job right now. I do not care.
I live with my parents. This is I am in.
I am in ninth grade right now. This does not
matter to me. But yeah, dude, that sucks. Like I
get the reason why, because people fucking steal it and
like everybody's seeing those videos or people just going with
bags and you're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
You can't just walk in and take all that shit?
I guess you can.
Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
I do Like at Target, they have the button you
can push and it's like someone will be here within
two minutes, and I like counting and be like, oh,
yeah it was two and a half minutes. Does that
mean it's free? This Xbox game I wanted to buy
free now, thank you.
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
If only Pizza Hut had its own like section there,
that'd be cool, or if they partnered with them and
you started using Pizza Hut, say thirty minutes or less er,
it's free.
Speaker 2 (01:03:32):
Remember the tracker app when it was like you didn't
get free, But then I learned that they just time it.
It's just a set time, like it's not really when
your pizzas checked out or anything's like, god, damn it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I just remember the Ninja Turtles got their pizza because
you could pick the like filter on it. You could
make then the Ninja tote.
Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yeah yeah, but there wasn't Ninja Turtle filter you could
put it looked like it was like the sewer grat
or whatever.
Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
It would come up better that like, oh, Dontello's deliver
my pizza. That's awesome. It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
And then you could leave a message for your driver,
And I was like, why would I leave a message
for my driver?
Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Hurry, please have a good day, be safe. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Now, that's a solid one, Josh, it's a really good one.
Two really good not cool. So let's see, Oh yeah,
we're gonna have this might be an all time not
cool for us. But this is a good week of
not cools. And by good week of not cools, I
mean it sucks for you guys. Melissa, Hi, this is
a photo Robert that you got to throw up on
the on the graphic or on the episode as well.
But Melissa sent a picture in as well, and I
(01:04:27):
don't know if melissas are her permission, but just blackout,
like just draw like the bar through her eyes, so
it's like blurred blurt, you know, blur out though full photo.
Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
So no one can tell her that we're respecting problem.
So Melissa says her not cool is went to shoot
the shooting range for some target practice and my husband's
hot casings landed just inside my safety glasses.
Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Ended up with a blister where it landed. Just to
be clear, I was not the target. Hashtag PTG not cool.
So the bullet casing and under her safety glasses, like
on her cheek, that's where you're wear the fucking safety glasses.
Come on, guys, you should sue the safety glass company
honestly for like a billion dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
This is also not cool for her husband as well,
because now anytime they're in public, remember when you shot me.
Oh no, I was gonna say, anytime they're in public,
he's gonna get looks. Oh yeah, I mean she's got
like a blister right by her eye. Yeah, that's what
my and what is that gunshot? Years ago, my mom
fell down the stairs at a bar with her friends
and my dad got Maddie's like, we can't go in
(01:05:31):
public now because people are gonna think I'm beating you. Yep,
so it's double not cool. You gotta think about the husbands. Yeah,
yeah not but also moless.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Of that sucks and I'm so double not cools for sure.
And then she just put the post it note this
is ouch by where that was the best part. It's like,
I don't know, like, do we start having to wear
fucking ski goggles where they got the Like I guess
that's why the astros shoots the like ski goggles when
they do that, because there like I don't know, may
the court gets stuck in the fucking safety glasses, but
(01:06:01):
like they're called safety glasses. They're supposed to be safe,
not fuck your eyeglasses.
Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
You got a fencing helmet.
Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Oh yeah maybe, but that is uh, what do you
think the odds are that, like.
Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Like there's no way, like yeah, like one in a
million that that's actually probably ticket because it does happen
from time to time. But there a lot of pop
rounds that are popped off. It's probably about one in
a million. That's a lot of like not really, it's
a lot of No, that's yeah, that's that's crazy. The odds,
(01:06:36):
the odds, that are crazy. But she was kiddy, kiddy,
but hey, she shot great afterwards, so good job. There
you go, there you go.
Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
And then I'm sure Michael will be on his toes.
Now your haus gonna be on his toes. A bet
but teas and ps maw and Michael. Hopefully she didn't
give you too much crap for this.
Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Like when he walks by, you just yell like duck
and like throw an orange. But fun fact, you do
get to see your gunshot victim.
Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
Now, oh yes, like when Michael had it orwin Andy
Bernard had his ear drum blown out because Dwight fired
a gun in the office.
Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Just say you you got hit by a bullet and
you survived. Now, some nerds out there probably was it
the bullet, It was the showcasing. Shut up, it's all
the bullet and all sort of eye injury survivor, almost
very close eye injury adjacent survivor.
Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
I would say eye injury because it was eyewere that
kind of fucked you?
Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Okay, you're the authority of gunshot victim. For sure, you're
absolutely a gunshot victim. So if you want to update
your bar statistic, sorry for yeah, you are a statistic that.
Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
Uh I guess there's only one because you know, like
the mass shooting statistics and like technically that means like
two bullets had to be fired for it to be
a mass shooting. Like that's a mass shooting technically at
a firing range that was one hundred percent of mass shooting.
Lots of people were firing, that's the range.
Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Only one was hit. But I'm sorry that you are
a gunshot victim.
Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Teas and peas, we have you, we love you, and
we hope a speedy recovery for you. Okay, maybe you
carry the gun on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
All right? The turkey with you just blew off.
Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Yeah, wants a leg. This has lead in my turkey.
Eat it. It's like find the prize. It's like finally
the baby and the kin cake means you have.
Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Good luck for the year. Yay. Redneck version of a
Cajun tradition on the bullet the turkey. He I don't
hate that tradition. I don't hate that tradition at.
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
All, all right, I will go first. I have it's
like the not coolest not cools have had. And by
not quiming it, they're not cool ones to share. Uh,
they're just dad ones' so like tight, hell yeah, no
it's not one is I took the I emptied the
diaper Genie. You'all don't know the diaper g but like
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you instead of just throwing diapers into the open trash
where it just smells like shit, like there's a thing
that it encapsulates it and has a top on it,
and then you change the diaper, you put it in
the diaper Genie and then it holds a bunch of them.
You have a bag at the bottom, except it's not
like a trash bag where you got to change the bag.
Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
You just pull it down and you tie the bottom.
Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
And I didn't tie the bottom when I changed it,
and so for like, oh like a couple of days,
I was just throwing it into like like the bag
is open and you just got to tie a knot
to make sure that it's a new bag again. And
then I didn't do that. So then I was like, man,
this has been going for a while. And then I
looked and realized that I had not tied the bottom,
so then I had to just grab a bunch of
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shitty diapers and like do it by hand.
Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
So that sucked. Your new nickname is poo Hans. No,
I washed it only fine, and that was fine. It
was fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
It was just a that was the first time I
had done that, probably not gonna be last. And then
also we moved my daughter into a crib from a
bassinet and the crib has bars in it and she
can see us when we're like up, so she like
can move around a lot more. There's more space, and
she really likes to roll on her stomach and then
cry because she doesn't want to roll back over and
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she knows now that that's an easy way to get
up in the morning, so that's fun.
Speaker 3 (01:10:15):
So she's an opposite turtle. Uh yeah, yeah, like she
can roll both ways, but in her crib she only
rolls on her stomach and then she's like, get up,
get up. It's okay. I'm gonna call your turtle for
the rest of your car turtle. I'm just giving out nicknames.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
But yeah, so those are my two not cools. They're
not really that great and they're just dad not cools.
But that's been I've been being a dad this week,
so I've been dadding up. That's pretty much what my
not cools are about. I got a dia Virginia one
really sucked, though.
Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
I've been putting off getting new shoes for a while
because I was just like, I just need to change
the ansoles. The shoes work fine, the grip is still
doctor shoals maybe, but now you see how the back
of my shoe has just come apart. Yeah, I mean
show the camera there can see Robert. Yeah, yeah, so
the back of it is just it looks like I
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put a firecracker in the back of my shoe and
just blew out the back. So like that little plastic
piece just kind of hit me in the back of
the ankle. Now that sucks. It's not like that bad though.
Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Well I have a pair of Sperries that had that happen,
and like when you don't wear socks with them, then
it just gashes the back of your Yeah, I'm always
wearing but at least you got socks.
Speaker 3 (01:11:20):
On, so you don't have that problem. Yeah, it still
is not comfortable me and I wear these to work.
I can't be wearing no socks and just smelly footing
it around the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Have you ever had a pair of shoes like that?
You did, and you're like, yeah, well, yeah, stink is bad,
but it stick.
Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
I wore them when I get shoes. Those are my shoes.
So I just wore those every day and they became
stinky very quickly. Yeah, I didn't care, though I go
blind to it after a while. It's not my problem. Yeah,
and somebody else is the deal. So yeah, I got
to deal with this shoe situation after after Thanksgiving. That sucks.
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Figured out that sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
I I gotta cat scratch on my arm? Is that
where you're a little A couple of weeks ago. This
is the smallest band aid I've ever seen.
Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Do you have a fever? I don't right now now,
but I think that the scratch of the they don't
to say show it.
Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
The scratch itself isn't the not cool. It's the fact
that I've had to replace band aids.
Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
And it's like not even an inch. Sure, the smallest
band aid I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (01:12:25):
And now I have a bald spot because it keeps
ripping out of my hair. So today I went for
the smallest band aid, like the pad on the band
aid isn't big enough for the cut. But I just
got really tired.
Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
So you're ripping the cut every time you pull it off. Then, well,
this is the first time I've done it, so I
will see how it is. I can tell you if
it's on the cut, you're gonna rip it. If it's
a sticky put.
Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna see it tonight because i just got
tired of the regular sized band aids ripping out all
my hair and I have a bald spot and that
kept hurting. So I'm just gonna put the small one
on and hopefully I less hair gets pulled out.
Speaker 3 (01:12:56):
Rob, I'm gonna tell you something big bandage doesn't want
you to know. You don't need to put on a
fuck band aid. Just it'll heal. I have little cuts
and ship all the time. I can't. Sometimes band aids
feel good that I have on. Sometimes not when they
keep ripping off your hair. Yeah, have a scar.
Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
I needed it on because it was also super itchy.
Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
Okay, yeah, he's got oxotosmos ever, what does that mean?
It's like that if you get scratched by a cat,
you can get cat scratch fever. Well, it's actually called
like it's this may not be it exactly, but it's
something called oxy no oxotosmosis or something oxy cotton. You
get like sick, but you haven't gotten sick, so you're
probably oxy clean.
Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Yeah, I haven't gotten sick, thankfully.
Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Did you scratch the cat? Back to established dominance? No?
Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
Because what the fuck? Did he even noticed the christ?
Speaker 3 (01:13:41):
He didn't want to touch the cat. Yeah, he hate too. True.
Speaker 2 (01:13:44):
True, true, you could have kicked it. Then if it's scratched,
you can kick a cat, that's true. They always land
on their feet.
Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
Yeah, it's a kitten. I'm not kidding. Okay, Yeah, well
you don't kick it, but like flip it with your
because they always end their feet. Yeah, and if they don't,
they get eight more And airborne kittens are hilarious. Yeah,
it's funny.
Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Where I was watching the Office today when I was
prepping for the pod. It was the same banded episode
and it's like, that's always funny, falls right to this
day and lands on his feet. It's like the eighteenth
Office reference I've made to I'm sorry, fine, I've been
off this week and it's been on a lot.
Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Sorry, that happened to that sucks, dude, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
It's just glue it though. Next time you real that
fucking feels cool? Shit all right, I have myself in Hockeyku.
I had my h eskate cut me, and then my
coach just glued it, and I was like.
Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
That's badass. I just I don't know if this works
at all, but this is awesome. I just let it
breathe and then constantly pick off the scab but didn't
make it, make it more, and then yeah, fucking heel.
I don't know where somewhere as a kid, I was like,
I feel good, heels faster when I keep picking the
scab off. Fucking didn't. I don't know how I got
that on my head, always healing, it's constantly heal. Yeah, like,
well that scab is completely gone out. A day later,
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a new news it's old scab's gone though old scab
would have been still been there. Just why this one
slightly less less? Great point? Yeah, who's the real one?
We don't know. I'm a fucking doctor. There's no way
it's what's your not cool? Pat my shoe? Oh fuck?
It was my ship? No, my bad, my bad, I
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don't know. I did listen to you.
Speaker 2 (01:15:21):
The firecracker went off the back of your shoeing me
talking about Sperry's.
Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
I do remember that.
Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
What else?
Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
I also remembers that I went three and oh on
PGG picks this week. I did go three, you know
on PGG picks at Gravy Gambles. We are going to
do a double pick week this week because we're gonna
do Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
Do we do Thanksgiving slash Black Friday games? Yes? Keep
Thanksgiving itself? Black Friday can be a part of the
other ones.
Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
No, because I don't want to keep up with that.
Let's Thanksgiving slash Black Friday. So that's four games?
Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Okay? And then well we used to, didn't we always?
Do you just pick every Thanksgiving game? Yeah? But I
think we did black. Did the Packers play Black Friday
one year? I don't think so. I think they've only
done it two years now. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Let's do Black Friday include it? But then also, I'm
probably gonna just pick all the Thanksgiving games.
Speaker 3 (01:16:07):
Anyways, we gotta pick all four. It's just a mexing
good week. You had to pick, you have three, so
you picked three or four? Okay? But I am I
went three and oh. Last week Pat went two and one.
Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I have twenty one and fifteen on the season, Pat
nineteen sixteen and one, So we are still neck and neck.
We're gonna do T Day Slash Black Friday picks and
then we will do our weekend picks again, so you
can get six picks from us this weekend.
Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
We will really change it up. Or what if we
just won all of them? If we just we could
win all of them? What if we just win them.
Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
All, buddy, Robert, do you think we could win among Robert?
What if we never lose again? We went five and one.
That's pretty close.
Speaker 4 (01:16:44):
I think I would be scared of what would happen
if you got them all right?
Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
Would be like the seventh sign of the apocalypse or something, just.
Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Like your level of confidence and the like Alex Oh
is that I think he went to New Ones this weekend.
He was posted pictures with the casino. He was like,
I put all this on red loss. I was like,
definitely gotta double down. There's no way this happens to you. Twice.
In fact, I don't know if he did. But Caino
doesn't win until you stop gambling, right and every time
you don't gamble. That's money that you could have won
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that you're losing. So never let anybody tell you to stop.
No matter what.
Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Hey, life short. Keep gambling. You're gonna hit it eventually.
Do the thing. Keep gambling. Do the thing. Life's so short.
Put a fifteen leg parlay on. Why would you not?
My brother still does it. He'll send me like sixteen
leg parlays. You've gotten a lot better. Oh yeah, I'm
like Donald Parlay two max or like occasionally at three.
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But like it's really I used to do him every week,
like at the end of the day, like you would
send the bet slip We're gonna get done with betting fast,
I don't take. We used to send the bets like
the slip moth of like what we were gonna do,
and it'd be like, we have seventeen bets, no chance
that half of those hit. And it was just like,
but what if they do. It's like the longer your
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list of bets is the least likely you are of
hitting them. Oh yeah, but he'll send me ones and
it's like seventeen legs. It's like five dollars to win,
like one hundred and fourteen thousand which is fun occasionally,
but like like first week into the year. Yeah, Like
I'm like, you're probably down over one thousand dollars lifetime.
Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Yeah, if you lose one hundred five dollar bets, it's
five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (01:18:20):
You're down. They're just five dollar bets. I'll see them
put one and it's like eight legs, just like one
hundred dollars on the you're not gonna hit eight either.
You're just throwing. You're just flushed on three team parlays.
That's it.
Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
But yeah, at Gravy Gambles you can see for all
of our bets, and then we do the pass G picks.
We're gonna do the Black Friday Thanksgiving ones, and then
we're gonna do the regular Saturday or Regular Sunday ones.
So follow us at Gravy Gambles for all of our
PTG picks for this season.
Speaker 3 (01:18:44):
Let's get into the answer segment. You just answer the question.
Find just answer the question, answer answer, don't thanks the subject,
just answer question kept talking. Answer answers as.
Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Any questions all right, if you would like to submit
an answers question to us, you know, just a question
that we do the pre come second beforehand. If you
want to pitch us some ideas. You want to ask
us what color a certain number is? You wanna you
want a little relationship advice, a little medical advice, anything
like that, any question you have at all, if it's
a high thought of business idea, anything like that, hit
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us up.
Speaker 3 (01:19:23):
You want us to power rank things, we will power
rank things. You just give us five.
Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
Similarly related things and we will powerrank the fuck out
of them better than anybody else. Put hit us up
at past gravy pod and use the hashtag ptg answers.
That's how we search for them at passy pod hashtag
pgg answers. You can also email them to us, although
we check the Twitter way more often passarypod at gmail
dot com. Use answers as you're subject in that one.
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But let's start off with.
Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
Our first one is going to be from alex O
at alex mcthunder one on Twitter and alex O says
how many turkeys would it take to bring you down? One?
Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
If I wasn't looking, if I was not expecting it,
Like a rogue turkey could just take me out if
it came behind me. I didn't know, But like, realistically,
we're talking like I'm ready for the turkey.
Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
I could take at least ten. Yeah, Like I think
people are gonna grab them and just swing them at people.
Like my first thought was like, I think I could
take twenty, and I was like, no, I couldn't. No,
I couldn't. Those things can get big and they can
get mean. Uh. It also depends are these wild turkeys
or farm raised turkeys. Wild farm raised turkeys are so
fat that they can't have sex. Uh, they have to
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like inciminate them because they we've grown their breasts so
much to get more breastmeat out of it than they
physically can't fit. But wild turkeys them some mean Cuz, Dude,
I'm gonna say I would beat the fuck out of
a wild turkey.
Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Dude, I know that it seems like I wouldn't, but
I would grab it by the fucking neck and I
would use it as just a fucking wrecking ball and
I would take out all the other turkeys and they
could fucking give me all I wanted, but to take
me down means they got to fall down.
Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
Right. I would go down. I would go down the
swing and I could take out I could take out
ten turkeys it would be at least eleven. I'm gonna
say this is probably an unrealistic number. I'm gonna say twenty.
I could do twenty because the first three or four kicks,
I'm gonna take out three or four of them at
a time on each kick. Yeah, Like, if they lean
their heads forward and I get a cook a good
kick going forward, I can snap three necks right there. Oh,
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three down. Then I turn kick the other way. Then
I turn around again, hammer fist down, try and take
out two or three of them again the same time.
You go to that point, I mean, and then I
got one more big swing. I'm gonna start getting gassed
at that point. But also at any moment, if they're
all around me, I can fall onto them and take
out three or four of them that way, because yeah,
it's like an NFL thing. If my knees not down,
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elbows down, gator roll, I'll squish them. But if you're down,
like when he says take you down, I thought it
meant like take you out like you're out. Oh, if
it's down to the ground like NFL am, I down
by content, No, I was cud. But here's the thing.
Once they get you down, depending on how many are live.
They're fucking pecking at you. They're gonna get your They're
gonna get your eyes. They're gonna get your close my eyes.
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They won't get me. They won't get my eyes because
it'll be closed. The ISLD is not that tough. Oh
my eyes, it's not that guy is so tough. I
think I could take out twenty turkeys. I could take
out twenty. I don't think you could. I think ten.
Speaker 2 (01:22:12):
Right, I can take out twenty. I said I could
take out at least ten. They take out twenty.
Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
I think that eleventh turkey. Twenty turkeys. If you fall
on a turkey, it doesn't die instantly, does I could
buy take out thirty turkeys. I'll see. This is where
I could take out thirty turkeys. This is what This
is where I thought he was going to start before
and I was like, it's less than you think. Wild
turkeys can be.
Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
Mean dude, dude, I give you mean too a thing
about me. I mean, it's the thing about me. I
fucking hate turkeys trying to kill me.
Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Fight the turkey. Do it life short? Yeah, twenty turkeys,
then I have to say forty. Then I could do
forty turkeys. God damn it, forty is the answer. There's
an episode of South Park in this, but they had
swords and stuff. We had swords, it'd be would I
could take one hundred turkeys if it's swords, bro, you
give me a thing broadsword where I'm taking bigs, I
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would just pick. I would just spin around in a
circle and just chop all our heads off. I'd be
like fucking King Arthur with excalery. Yeah, they would fucking
like thank god we don't have a weapon because those
turkeys would be so fucked. This is why we need
VR to get real good, because I want turkey me
versus Turkeys simulation where that's the game. Yeah, and like, okay,
this time I have a sword or a broad sword.
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This time it's a katana, this time a mace. Problem
with the mace. Definitely gonna take myself out with it. Yeah,
but yeah, it's like the spiky ball on the chain
that you swing and hit people with, but it's gonna
be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
It's the one where it's just it's like the spiky ball,
but it's just on the stick. I want that because
that would fox some ship up. I think that is
actually also a mace I saw. Oh yeah, no, sorry,
that's the mace. What I was talking about is a flail.
Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
I wouldn't fuck with a flail, dude. I well, in
a video game where I'm not actually holding one in
its VR, I would. In real life, I would. It
would take me three seconds to fucking kill myself with
a flail. You gave me a hockey stick. I'd fuck
up forty turkeys a baseball bat, dude, dude, dual souvenir
baseball bats, little baby ones. Yeah, it's game over. I just, dude,
I just dome racking turkeys. They're done. This is why
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we need VR video. Yeah, so forty turkeys with weapons. Yeah,
the fifty plus fifty one hundred. Realistically, I'll say, I'll
say thirty turkeys. If you're gonna go twenty, I'll say thirty.
Then you can do that. I'm gonna do whatever pack
can do. You're known run like a little bits from me.
I would never run. I would die, fight my ground
for my country, die like Charlie Hunnam and Green Street hooligans,
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just going out against turkeys. I'd take this turkey. There's
probably some wild dogs that would seem to be like
that guy seems like a dog guy. They'd come, yeah,
have an epic battle. It'd be Yeah, I would be saved,
sacrifice myself to save a dog. I can take I
could live with that. I can take out thirty turkeys.
In fact, I'm gonna change all my answers from last
week bleed out fighting turkeys and a turkey pasture. That's
the thing.
Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
That was a great question, Alex though thirty turkeys. Thirty
turkeys is our answer. What we got next?
Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
Let me see, I don't even have it bowled up anymore.
My phone was down. Next one from Andrew Alderman doesn't
have an atze On'm assume this was an email. It's
been a minute since he wrote in. But yeah, mass
potatoes or one layer of potato castrole? Which is that
just another yeah? Dude, like, hey, what do you bringing
today's giving?
Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
Was he doing my one layer of potato casserole? So
just mashed potatoes? Yeah, dude, No, it's a one layer
of potato castle.
Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
I had an idea to add a drink. I guess
the castrole is really just like a dip. Yeah, but
you're doing a one it's a one ingredient castrole. It's
a simple it's a simple cast role. I had an idea.
I love the other managers weren't receptive to it at
the restaurant, but I thought we should put a holiday
drink on a deconstructed vodka cranberry, and it's just a
potato and a glass with cramp he sprinkled on top.
(01:26:01):
I thought you were just gonna say it's like a
cranberry with a Vodkas shot. Now that's what they thought.
I was gonna go with that. No, I'm going way dumber.
I mean I would try it, but yeah, I mean
I think both terms are acceptable. Mashed potatoes or one
layer of potato castroll.
Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
I love one layer of potato cast role. So like,
if you were bringing the mashed potatoes, be like, actually.
Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I'm gonna bring my one layer of potato caes right,
you don't even say the one layer, just say potato
cast roll. You show up with mashed potatoes like three
other people made, but no minds potato casserole. Put a
little cheese on it. You're good, cheese on top. Make
sure you have plenty of garlic and butter in there.
Speaker 2 (01:26:35):
Yeah good, Yeah, let's see one layer potato cast roll
fucking rocks.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
I love that, great thinking. I'm gonna annoying my family
with that this this year. Could you pass the potato casserole?
Speaker 4 (01:26:46):
Please?
Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
What fucking potato castro the mashed potatoes, the fucking potato castle.
Goddamn it? How hard is it? Just one ingredient? Guys,
fucking christ Man? Yeah, I love that idea two for
two and answers Man and then not Cools like, we're
crushing it. Guys, We're a crushing it gravy gang. Not
to pat ourselves on the back or anything. I mean,
we didn't submit these. They submitted these was the royal gang. Yeah,
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we are real.
Speaker 2 (01:27:12):
We You're right, You're right, like MAIGHTI not cool is
the shittiest one of all the not Cools literally and figuratively.
Speaker 3 (01:27:19):
Baby crying is pretty good. Not cool, that solid one.
That's your kid that feels shitty, but all right.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Ashley Wilkins Ashley with an I at Buster Healer Mix
on Twitter says power rank these Thanksgiving activities we got napping, drinking,
watching football, eating and spending time with family.
Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
This is a good one. This is an easy one. Eating, drinking, football, family, napping,
It's just eating drinking, and watching football are the three
best things in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:27:51):
Eating, watching football, drinking, spending time with family, napping.
Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
You're not irish, you want to understand, but I drink
a lot of times.
Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Like whyaching football is the second favorite part of aish.
Speaker 3 (01:28:07):
I thought you were gonna jump all over these and
going to I know you want me to. Some people
will go, you're gonna have your family that low. That's
not low. I see my family a lot too, but
also not low when the other three things I put
above it are eating, drinking, in football, right, I love
my family, but like, yeah, so eating football, drinking, family, napping.
Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Robert, you go, I'm going with family number one. Eating
number two, I mean drink. I don't drink. I'm going
drinking number three, like drinking water, drinking You got hydrate,
you don't.
Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
You don't have any cranberry juice to mix it up.
On Thanksgiving, abill, do a coke, settle down, get a
Mexican coke in there, fucking wild.
Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Watch the Sugars, pal, I'll do watching football four. It'll
just be on. I think, really, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:28:58):
I guess you rest of your other people in your family.
Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
My yeah, and napping last.
Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
That doesn't enough turkey for it to take it down. Yeah, yeah, turkey,
and he's done.
Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
I will usually just do one. Maybe i'll do like
not even seconds, like half of seconds.
Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
You can do the sandwich.
Speaker 4 (01:29:15):
I don't do the sandwich.
Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
The best part moistmaker in the middle, dunk put it
in the middle. We'll just dip it in the fry
that too, So I want to do fuck.
Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
That was a good power ringings actually, and shout out
to everybody that didn't send just the sides, because I
feel like every year we get power inkings. Besides, but
that was a good one, actually, really good one. Angie
Shaw rights in and says, why is it called carving
the turkey and not cutting the turkey?
Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
You don't really carve it, do you. You do because
you're not just making even cuts down into it. You
have to cut around the bone. You have to slice
along the backbone for the the meat there. You gotta
nicely slice the breast meat, separate the dark meat from
the white meat, because some people don't like dark meat
because they're children that don't understand flavor. So that's why
(01:30:07):
you call it. Yeah, you gotta cut, you gotta cut.
It's like a perfect answer, you're not just chopping this
fucking turkey up his art. I saw this one was like,
that's a really good question. I don't fucking know. It's art.
Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
You can't just cut right down or else you're gonna
have what happened in uh Christmas vacation.
Speaker 3 (01:30:22):
We're just going pops. I mean, when you see totem poles,
would you say that was wood cutting or wood carving? Both?
It's carving. It's art, but it's also cutting butt you're carving.
Cut it the carving, Yeah, I mean carving. There's probably
something about like moving the blade around. No, but you
like separating the darks from that cutting around. It's carving.
Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
You said it first with dark meat from the light meat.
All right, last question, Good question, Angie, and keep right in, Angie.
Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
It was good to hear from you.
Speaker 2 (01:30:53):
Mikey paul at It's just Mikey p on Twitter says,
what did Kevin mcow'ster's dad do to a forward a
trip from fourteen to Paris in Florida?
Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
In that house? I actually saw meme on this earlier
and it explains it perfectly.
Speaker 2 (01:31:07):
I googled it and it says that he was a
very successful businessman, and his mom was also a fashion designer,
so that brings in.
Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
A lot of Now most people don't realize Home Alone
and Sopranos take place in the same universe. He was
a dirty cop, because people forget it's not just that house,
it was also Sopranos. He has well twelve first class
seats flying in a gambling addicted cop. Yeah, so he
had probably just hit a big parlay. He got it
was his one for life, and he hit a big
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one before that Christmas, and then the next time it
was just you know, his payoffs from the mob. Yeah, Okay,
he's not as saintly as people remember him in that.
Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Movie together, which is why he's dealing with the sketchy dudes.
Do I rob him because he's got He's got a
sketchy pass of his own.
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
He forgot his fucking child Before getting on a plane twice,
he was probably thinking about some bets that he had
in We're trying to make good on those bets exactly. Yeah,
he's chasing. He was probably bringing his whole family with
him because he was actually flying out of package for Tony. Yeah,
I could see that. Nobody's gonna check the kid's luggage
(01:32:15):
for a pound of cocaine.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
True, but it sucks that he had a talkboy and
was recording everything, so he probably had a lot of
evidence on his dad, which would have fucked him over later.
Speaker 3 (01:32:25):
Kevin probably took that and recorded over it for his schemes.
Speaker 4 (01:32:30):
Root.
Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Yeah, he's a dirty cop. Dirty cop, that's what he was.
He was a dirty cop. That's a great question. Great
questions all around, everybody. This was a fantastic episode. Happy
t day everybody. This is a very fast episode too,
putting out earlier. It's the fast episode. This is perfect
like holiday, like on the way to your your in
laws or whatever. You can throw the episode on hopefully
it's uh, this is as you're pulling into the driveway,
(01:32:53):
It's like, wow, past Gaby really really kept it quick
this week.
Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
So shout out to us for keeping it quick. And
Happy tea day to of you guys. We love you,
guys and gals. I'm at I shavedels and paths that
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family and subscribe it. Yeah, both on YouTube and grandma
and like download podcast Grandma's I gotta fucking listen to.
But then that's one more subscriber.
Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
I think she will. But if she might, if we
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they had nothing to do but listen exactly all day.
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past Gray Pod. We love you guys. You have the
best T day ever. I let's do a celebrity a
random celebrity generator. I'm gonna go John Candy. Yeah, we
automobiles because the home alone a couple of times. So
I'm gonna take the Star of Home Alone to Donald Trump.
Speaker 3 (01:34:19):
Oh, good call, McCalla Culkin, then good call. Hold on,
what are you gonna do? If I had taken that
one like you thought I was gonna do, I did
not copy pastels. We're making such good time too, We
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really were hours. Now. You can't just like you don't
remember the website. You can't just like type the first
letter into your browser and it'll probably pop up from frequency.
This guy, what's the one that's there? Then teach him
how to use the internet, and you like copy it down? Wrong?
Are you missing part of it? We're leaving all this said.
(01:35:09):
You can't even figure it out? Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Yeah, I believe it's it's it? No, never mind, it
didn't work. Psych Do you think that it's just gone?
Speaker 3 (01:35:22):
Now? That would be fantastic. All right, you found another
one random generator?
Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
Okay, pick one celebrity.
Speaker 3 (01:35:38):
I'm gonna go, John Candy. What did you say? Donald Trump?
Speaker 2 (01:35:40):
Donald trumped Macaulay Culkin and it is gone?
Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Now the website is gone? What is it?
Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
Alec Guinness? Oh? The original Obi Wan Okay, so that's
it and we'll find another random celebrity generator before next week.
Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
I guess have a great t day. Love you guys
until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy Yeah, bitches.
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