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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:30):
What's going on? Everybody?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
It's Past the Gravy episode five hundred and ninety four
and it's Alex, Pat and Bobby Jokes back with you
again for another fun fill edition of your favorite podcast
and a lot of people's number one podcast on the air.
We'll get to that in a little bit. Did you
get your Spotify ranked? Now?
Speaker 4 (00:50):
I only get the iHeart Radio.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
It's good. We're company guys. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'll show you my iHeart Radio thing later as well. Pat,
if you haven't got yours ready ready.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I was gonna say I don't have Spotify on my phone,
and well, because you're anight high guy, also, well that too,
and the other ones that I have, I don't think
they even offer.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Okay, then you just make it up and then you
put it on a notes app and be like, wow,
here's my rap. We'll get to that we'll get to
that about how you guys been, How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
How was how was te day? To just food and booze? Yeah,
the way it's supposed to be food and booze. My
brother talking too much and I had to be like,
we had this conversation three times. Yeah, I don't want
to do that anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Your brother turned like sixty five at like eighteen.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Oh yeah, I mean his body broke down early because
he was a catcher, probably older than that.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
You're probably a little it's like he's like late seventies,
early eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh for sure.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's old enough to where he's like this, Yeah I
heard this story.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Because sixty five you might try and do some technology.
He's just like, I won't even attempt to banks.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Right, So I don't know last time I tried to
log into that to the ESPN app. But when it
let me and I just like three taps and I'm in,
and he's like, well and work for me. Well, obviously
it's the liberals because you didn't try Liberals trying to
ruin it.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, you've didn't set up two factors with an occasional
They're gonna just send you a text enter the number
that they send you try. I'm not getting to let
them tech letting them know my number, dude.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
So many times say like, because it'll come to my
phone because it's all my accounts, and I'll send him
the things I put it in and it's not working
well because you probably timed out. But then I'm just like, well,
I don't know what else you want me to do.
I'm three and a half hours away from you. We uh,
it's not working. It's not working. Watch Peacock instead. I
don't know what to tell you. Pick a different one.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
We do that with our certain streaming service account. I
don't want to share, and like it'll be like, hey,
you have too many people on. You gotta like is
this you you have to kick somebody off? My brother
just like, yo, can you get on and let me
know the code that it's giving me? An activated?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
And I'm like, yeah, I gotcha, dude. Yeah, It's like
that's just that's just what you gotta do. Yeah, you know, dude,
that's not a text thing you gotta call. I used
to have to do that in college all the time
because I gave out my password to everybody. So I
would try and log on and I couldn't and I
would just change the password.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, and then you're like, look, guys, this is my thing.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
I can do this.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
I think they're going to get to me though, because
I always feel like I'm bothering people when I'm be like, hey,
can you give me the code? And like it's been
a couple of years, so I'm like, I think I
might just get it myself. Like I know, HBO, they're
gonna start cracking down, like starting this month and next year.
And I've been using my friends, but I'm like, and
he's using his parents, so like if I had to
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go to him, then you have to go to his parents.
I'm like, well, I might as well just get it myself.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
That's why I just had a certain age parents to
just give their kids, like, hey, you log in with
you here, use your email for this shit.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I know you're using it more that's the way it
should be. I'll pay for it, but you just use it. Yeah, Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Anyways, anyways, Glad you guys had good tea days. Glad
you had you had a good one. Robert I said
that right as he's taking a big gulp of water too.
I just waited for that.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, it was a good one. Mostly we had one
of the We went to two families. One of them said, hey,
be here at one, that's when dinner's gonna start.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
We show up.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
They had just started putting the food in the oven.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Spanish dinner. Oh you know sometimes they don't eat until midnight.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
And in Spain.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'll just say that it wasn't my family, they said,
not the name names, but it was not at yours. Yeah,
they started putting things in at twelve when they told
us to be there at one, And then like, okay,
well we also have to leave at four to go
to my family. So why'd you tell us one if
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it wasn't gonna be ready at one?
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But that's good, that's good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
I think I found the Like I know that the
post Thanksgiving sandwich rocks, m that's the best, But I
think I found like, maybe not better, but more efficient,
and that it worked for me is you just bring
a bunch of rolls back and you just rip open
the roll and just make little baby turkey sliders.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Hell, yeah that's what I was.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I ate that for like three days, like this is
the best?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Or gonna the Thanksgiving pie where you get a pie
crust and you just dump everything into there. Yeah, I
could do that. That's a great hacking I want to do.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
But the turkey sliders just kind of like I have
done that before, but just I forgot how de that is.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Or dude, you just grab tortillas Thanksgiving tacos.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I'm always the one that passes on the rolls because
I'm always like we used rolls are never as good
as the original, but in this instance they are.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
It's just bread or Thanksgiving dude, Thanksgiving burritos. Yeah, or
you make the burrito then you fry it. Thanksgiving chimmy
chogas fuck. All right, all right, I'm just I'm hungry.
I'm getting hungry. We got to move on. We gotta
move on.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
But speaking of food, Speaking of food, I would like
to have one gripe about a food or drink establishment.
Drive through dakeries are a thing.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
It used to, but I very very very very very
rarely have. I was not trying to partake in this instance.
I just was driving past one and it was a
it was called drive through dakeries, and it was right
to the point. It was right to the point you
would think you would think, but it was sandridged in
between like a T mobile store and another store. It
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did not have a drive through in it.
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Like they shared walls.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yes, so they backed up so it was like there
wasn't like I it's where like I get my dog's
food and I goes. I know they there's nothing behind you.
There's not a drive through. I checked.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's like in Zoolander when he names the electronics store
going out of business. Yeah, that's just a catchy name.
It'll get him in here.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
But like you cannot drive through it, and it's called
drive through dakeries.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well it also could. It probably was like one of
those little huts and they did well enough to where
they expanded to a big store. Well, then call it
just dackerase DT decks, stand in line, doakeries just or
just anything else. Literally, you cannot call it drive through
dakeries if you can't drive through it, buddy, So like
you know when you get those they put the tape
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over it because you know otherwise, oh yeah, you can't open.
Has anyone ever not started drinking and immediately in the
car that's illegal? Yeah you can.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
I'm ungovernable legally cannot take the tape off of this straw.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Yeah. I also legally couldn't drink beers on the way
to my parents on Thursday while I was driving, which
I didn't do. Definitely didn't do that. Hey, if you
don't get caught, But.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Just that was a gripe I'd like to just share
with the team.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Yeah, maybe they were expanding. Good for them.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, change that location's name, or you gotta be like, hey,
we can only go to places that are on the
corner where we can put a drive through it.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
You should have just parked in front and been like,
I'm in the drive through, come out to me, let's go,
let's go. Sorry, we don't do that. We'll change your name.
This is misleading. Either I drive through your front window
or you come out to my car like it's sonic.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Look, I'm just it's I know that it is eight
thirty in the morning on a Saturday, but I'd still
want to I'd still like my drive through Dakora.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
I do want it be of sonic, added Booze. That's
the dream, dude, Dude, cherry like a cherry limemade with
Tito's in it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
They'd be right there with Chili's. Fuck, they'd be right
there with Chili's as like legendary status because you could
get just like the Sonic snacks and then like a
margarita or a dakery like that rocks.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
You get a root forty four old fashioned.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
I'll take a Long Island iced tea.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
You hit six ors before you get out of the
Sonic marking.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Lot, they just put a boot on your car, like
you can't back out, like you're stuck here.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Dude, I don't know why you did this, but order that.
Then they like legally they have to take your keys
from you, but you can pick these up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
They give you the roller blades and let you roller
blade home.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Can you get a duy on rollerblades? I don't think so,
because you're not. Oh it's not a motor yeah, I
think it has to have a motor. You can on
a golf cart, you can on, and on a motorized
cooler you can.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
I saw that story as well. What about those motorized bikes. Yeah, motor,
it's a bike. It's a motor, Okay, I know that
you can't on a horse.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
You can't. You're not like motorized. I just hoped horse around.
I don't I don't inflict my will upon the horse driving. Dude,
he's driving. He's a homing horse. I'm a passenger. He
knows how to get I'm on the back of the horse,
off the reins. I'm not steering him. I'm not steering him.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
I'm suggesting where I think he should go, and it's
gonna go.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Jab By, what are you doing? It'd be great if
it's like an r V. If you're sitting on the
back of the horse, then you can't get the d UI.
But if you're in the front, then you can. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Right, that's a weird rule. That is a weird rule,
but it would be tight fucking if you're trying to
get people d you guys on horses.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Now you fucked up, because now I need to google
if there's a drive through dacor replace between here and
my house, because I want one on the way. I
mean I want one once I get once.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Well, you can buy you want to go buy one
on your way home, so then you can drink it
when you get home. Because you can't take the obviously,
I can't take the tape off.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
No, I don't even know how one would take the
tape off while driving. Okay, two handed operation.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
Just don't advertise and don't like name your thing drive
through this if it does not have a drive that's
that is a fatal flaw. And I will never give
them my business, not that I had.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
But you should. I won't. You should write a one
star review but still give them five stars. But just
like type it out like this is on exceptable. The
name is misleading. I'm reporting it to Better Business Bureau
five stars, but I still hope they do well. I don't.
I don't want to put anybody out of work, but
this really gives just.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Like leave like just nice inconvenient gripes, but just get
five stars.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Fairly hungover and I expected there to be a drive through,
and I was not able to get out of my
car when I got.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
I want to start leaving just vulgar ones. There are
five stars for your restaurant, and just see because I
know your boss like reads them. It replies, yeah, Pat
did not provide an adequate back massage in the bathroom
when I was urinating, Like Pat's not supposed to give
back beside.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
What well he was in there, Well he came right in,
he snuck up behind me.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
As long as there's five stars, five stars, five I
would not recommend unless I did food great, bathroom tickles
not great. Did not enjoy the tickles in the bedroom.
Wicked is out Wicked's ad if you have a certain
cable company that I have that I'm not allowed to
talk about anymore because of my company. I I have
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that that cable company and like all of their ads.
If you watch anything on their streaming service or just Wicked,
Arian Grande and the Witch lady hanging out and just
just dancing and singing, it's like, I get it. I
know if like I know half the songs and it's
just from three commercials. They do a lot of talking
up this witch. But I also watched a lot of
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Harry Potter this weekend because it was on like a marathon.
I just kept it on the background. Harry Potter would
absolutely fuck up the Green Witch on Wicked, right.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
I never once saw her cast a spell and something
come out, have a wand does you not have one iomstick?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
You are the only one of us that saw Wicked.
How is your what is your review of the film?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Really quickly? How many how many ladles of gravy would
you give it out of five? I think give it
a four at five, four five. It's good. It's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (12:18):
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
I would say it's our number one ranked Gravy Ladle musical.
Mm hmm, it's our first, but it's also our.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Number one south Park, Bigger, Longer, and uncut.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
We've never done a review of that. I'll do one, right, Fuck,
you can't, you can't. I'll do the whole movie word
for word. It's not time and we'd get copyrighted.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
So don't, don't, don't, don't, don't don't. I didn't say
that I did, but anyway, Wicked.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yeah, so her name, I looked it up. It is
elf Elba elf elba alpha ba alpha ba alpha ba.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Nailed it.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
We went over this twelve times before we started recording
Alphaba And.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Does she have a wand.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I believe if she does, but she doesn't use it, Okay.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Yeah, but if you don't use it, you lose it.
So that's probably why she didn't have it in the movie.
Great point.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
So that is the prequel, that's her Anakin story of
how she goes evil?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
I believe.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Yeah, quite another one of your favorite movies Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
I was just thinking, I was like, I'm actually like
physically mad that Robert saw this movie but hasn't seen
all these great movies we've talked about over the years.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Well, he's seen the three that we're talking about now
at least.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, that's three of the five that he's seen in.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Yeah, so this is right in his wheelhouse, Like Harry
Potter would suck up the Greenwitch.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Right, elf elba.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Alpha ba alpha ba. Sorry, I got the holiday spirited
me now, elf elba.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
I don't know Harry Potter, he was never the top
of his class.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
He defeated the darkest wizard of all time. Yeah, he
took down and it becomes like a dark wizard hunter
later on in life.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
He got lucky up until that time.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Was the Green Witch got fly monkeys, which pretty dope.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
They used to cool. They scared the shit out of
me when I was a little kid. Cool, I'll give
you that.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
But Dorothy's bitch ass like defeated her with a witch
or a lion and a wardrobe shoes.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
She defeated her with shoes, with shoes, a scarecrow.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
It was just probably like leftover clothes and then a
tin man, which is really just how you'd build the wardrobe.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's funny if you think about it then and Lion.
The story of the Wizard of Oz is that bitches
are always going after shoes.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Bitches be like you know what I'm saying, were is
there any red slippers in Wicked?
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Like I think there's like a brief like.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
In Wicked briefly.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Yes, yeah, yeah, what yeah, dude, it's probably like when
when Anakin dies spoiler Rankin dies in Padme has Luke
and Leah and that's like the last thing you see
and return to a Revenge of the Sith and like
that's Dorothy. They're like, oh no, and does the witch
kill It's like Harry Potter style. I wish she kills
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the parents. Oh she kills Arianna. Who Arianna saves her
daughter Dorothy obviously with her love. And then Dorothy has
the red slippers on her because that's like the scar.
That's the equivalent of the scar that Baltimore left Harry Potter.
H that's how Wicked goes.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Yeah, and then that's how she became a horcrux too. Oh,
I don't even get me started on.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Or you can't talk about women like that. I love that.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
I love that, I love that.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I just one it's a musical, so like, I'm
just not into those, so I wasn't ever gonna watch
this anyway. But then the interviews leading up to it
of Arianna and the I don't know the other actress's name,
elf Elba, Felba, Alphaba, Elva, I can get Filba, but
it's it's gotta be the most cringey like lead up
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interviews since The Snow White Girl.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
They're just like sitting on each other's lap the whole time.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
Just like, oh my god, that what we're crying now
I've cried to. I feel like they're like really stoked
about it.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Everybody else in the world seems like it if you
were into musical theater at all.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Everybody they loved it.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
They got the dances and stuff, and like the commercials,
they have the good job on them. I'm curious about
the plot. That's why I was like, you've seen this, Bobby.
I filled me in, what's up? What's up? I didn't
read the book aka the Wikipedia, but like I'm like,
all right, well, they're dancing around, they're doing all this stuff.
What does this mean? Are they friends? Are they not friends?
I don't know how this goes, but yeah, Harry Potter
would absolutely take out the greed witch.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Can we all agree on that, dude, even Nevill Chamberlain
will do it. Neville long body, but no, no, no, no,
that was the the England guy. Nevill Chamberlain was the
Harry Potter guy. Oh yeah, you're right, My bad because
Chamber of Secrets stuff they changed it. Yeah, okay, okay,
I'm just I'm also mad that we're gonna get two
fucking wicked movies before I can see Book of Mormon.
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I know we spend to Houston a couple of times.
Now I want.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
I don't know you can see Book Mornings coming in January.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
You can have seen it. I mean as a movie
where I can watch it from my couch, have you.
I don't even care. Like if somebody can point me
to a pirated version online that I can watch, I'll
watch it that way. I want to see the story,
I bet you can. I respect it so much. I
haven't even read the book on Book of Mormon to
see what happens. I wanted.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
What if you got a free ticket, one free ticket
for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (17:36):
This sidebar honestly fifty to fifty.
Speaker 3 (17:40):
But then we can hold that over him forever but
we watch you a gift and you basically spat on
our face and then Paddle won't feel bad, but we
can pretend like you felt bad.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
I'd sell it. Oh yeah, it was great, guys, But
pard you like the part with the Mormons was really.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
We'll go with you like it'll be on our phones.
We'll have to scan it for you, like this is
his and then you can walk in and Wick.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
We handcuff him to the seat so we can't leave.
So we have to watch a lot of other musicals
that would really be Hell.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Better be Spider Man. I want to watch that train wreck.
Speaker 3 (18:17):
Speaking of Hell, I did come up with an idea
for a TV show. If you would like me to
pitch it, all right, give me a little yay or
nay on it. So it's it's just just throwing out
idea out there. I was getting food in the deli
at work the other day and they had TV on
in the background and it was called Paternity Court, and
I the sound wasn't on, didn't really watch. I just
saw that the logo was cool. Well, yeah, it was
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like Maury Murray beach it. It wasn't a court room though.
But but then I also I don't know why my
brain works like this. I thought of my buddy Pat,
and I was like, Pat Eternity Court, what if it
was what if it was Pat attorney Court?
Speaker 1 (18:53):
What would that be?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
And so my idea for pat Etornity Court is just
like Robert goes in front of you and explains why
you should get in to heaven, and you are just
basically deciding where he will spend eternity in heaven or hell.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
So basically I'm Saint Peter, You're kind of god. I
would watch that show. I would love to star on
that show. You would be a horrible judge. I get
to judge people, Yeah, but really horrible, right, he would
be the worst judge. I think I'd be a phenomenal judge.
I don't. I would be terrified they caught me with
a bunch of weed. Well fucking give me something, then
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get out of going to heaven. You're free to go.
What did you do? I hit a kid? Well you're
gonna die.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
But like, I'd like it to be like Judge Judy,
where like you know, she's like she's sympathetic towards certain people,
but then she's immediates, like you are an idiot, what
is wrong with you? But like if Judge Judy could
send you to hell, like that would be awesome.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Can I drink while judging people? Because I think that
would make it more entertaining for the just like lossing
around of Cosmopolitan and I'm like, you've never seen diehard?
Hell see.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
I feel like if it was like a PBS station,
we would just get you liquored up before the show,
m or just like you'd have to.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
It'll all look like waters. They'll never know it's sparkling water.
It's just an entire entire picture of and tonic his
point like that they get the ones mixed up and
somebody's like some lawyers. Just by the second court case,
my eyes are just fucking say it again, And I didn't.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hear that last part the Eternity Court. I think I
would love that. That was just my idea. There we go,
here we go, there we go. Say it's not coming together.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Put me in front of the pat Lee gates.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
We'll work on it. We'll work on it, but me
up as an angel. I would also like it to
be like an air bud situation too, ideally, where like
God and or a bunch of angels are on one side,
and then the devil is on the other side, like
come on boy, come on boy, and like you're like,
no Hell, and then Satan's.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Like yes, occasionally dogs just come through, Yeah, just like Heaven.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
And then also like, it'd be cool if there was
like a national sign day for Heaven and Hell.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm pledging for the next one billion years rocking with Hell. Look,
I'm going to Hell.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
I had many options, many opportunities that I could have.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
Taken, but hashtag I'm going down.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
I'm taking my talents to Hell down South.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
I'm going with Heaven. Hashtag rise up.
Speaker 3 (21:20):
That'd be pretty sick. Would you guys bring in for
pre com second?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
I would watch the shit out of that show. What
the fuck did I bring in for pre come? I
don't know. I don't know. I thought I had something.
I guess I didn't write it down. I was very
drunk this weekend. I was like taking notes and then
realized like the next day that I don't know where
the fuck I wrote it down. I wrote it down
on something. It might have been like three podcasts ago,
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though I don't know off the top of my head.
I like Thanksgiving food, That's what I brought.
Speaker 3 (21:50):
We already kind of talked about that, but I'm down.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
I'm down with that.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Yeah, I hey, co sign there you go.
Speaker 1 (21:56):
I mean it is National signing Day. If you want
to talk about that. Notre Dame just flipped a guy
from usc BE said he's going to hell. He was,
he was at Hell. I did notice that one of
the recruiting sites has an anti Irish bias. No matter what,
when we signed someone, if all the other sides have
him as a five star two four seven sportsy sons
of bitches there always say four star, four star recruit,
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Notre Dame is just not allowed to have five star
recruits in their eyes, so we can never get the
number one recruiting class.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
As an alum, I'm sure you're very upset.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
I am heartbroken, man, I'm a lineage alum. Lineage.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
Yeah, and by that you mean I'm Irish or yeah,
I say, you don't really practice any Catholicism.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
No, No, I'm not really practicing in any religion other
than the baseball diamond. If that's a that's my chapel.
Speaker 3 (22:39):
If you were raised Catholic and you just don't go
to church anymore, like you can just play the like
I was just too sick of what happened.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
Well, there is a term for that, which is I
guess is what I could use. I'm a lapsed Catholic.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
No, but just be like I'm a disappointed Catholic, like
after you know, after all that came out, I just
couldn't support the church anymore.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
No, what it is is, I'm just in my recruiting
process right now. I'm trying to say which I'm gonna
go with.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
You were everybody that hung out with like Harvey Weinstein
and Diddy and then like you're like, no, no, I
don't not for that.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
I'll rock with that. Not for that. And that's just
but I like crackers. That's what it was taught. I
was taught. I'm not an alcoholic people, I know those
are Jesus, you can't change my mind.
Speaker 3 (23:22):
There you go, Robert, would you bring in for PREKM segment.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
I have something also related to food. I did this yesterday.
It could have been cool, but like you ever just
see something who do something bad that you think, oh
that's bad, but they just don't do anything about it.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Always constantly.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
Yeah, it was making some pork sausage yesterday and I
saw that it got really greasy, and I thought, that's
really greasy. But then I just threw in more things
in it, like, well, I thought it would I thought
it would.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
It did not.
Speaker 4 (23:50):
And I had some leftovers today before coming to the podcast,
and it was really greasy, really greasy. I had a microwave.
I couldn't just like there was a pool of grease
in the container. You gotta yeah, you gotta drain it
before yah. Yeah, And I did, like, but it's easier
not to do that, yeah. And I started halfway through
eating it. I put it in a strainer to like
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try to give it all this grease. I'm like, this
is a lot of grease. Then my stomach current and
then I go to the restroom and then like I
was ready to go, I had my backpacks on me,
but then I'm like, I need to go to Russiam again.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Fucking grease. That's that's the worst. In the morning when
you're like late. This happens to me like at least
once a week where I'm like five ten minutes late
to work because as I'm about to walk out the
front door, I'm like, don't want to poop it work.
There might be traffic, like I got a ship. Goddamn, pat,
you were here ten minutes late. Again. I literally pooped,
(24:44):
got dressed, and then pooped again right before I left.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
I don't know how it happens, the standards getting dressed
in between poops.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, well, I mean you poop, you usually poop, shower,
You're getting dressed. Then right before I walk out the door,
I feel that little gurgle and I'm like, oh, I
feel I can either be ten minutes later shit my
pants on the way to work and be an hour
late because I have to turn around and go home
and Chipeah. Yeah, well you can carry extra pants just careah,
but if I shit, I still need to shower again. True,
(25:11):
I'm not the hairiest guy, but I'm pretty sure some
of it will cling. True. Let's get some dude wipes
leap that I definitely needed those earlier this week.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
U No free ads, that's pre solid pre come secon
fellas very food filled. If I do say something, well,
tis the season? Tis the season? You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Also the season for?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Is the eleventh Daniel Pass the Gravy Chrisis spook. Yeah, dude,
it's going on Saturday, December twenty first at Cobo's Downtown
twenty twelve Rusk Street Mark Calendar, Saturday, December twenty first
at Cobo's Downtown. You know what, we have the twenty
twelve or twenty twenty four Gravyes Awards. We're gonn announce
(25:53):
nominees next week.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Awards.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
We'll announce all the nooms next week. So if you
are nominated, you got make plans like, hey, I have
to have to go. If not, then we were not
not nominating. I'm just saying like, even if you're not,
you'll have an extra week to plan it.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Like I have to go. I got nominated.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
And then you get to like pitch that to your
wife or a husband or boyfriend or girlfriend or whoever
and just say.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Hey, no, I got nominated for this.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Mom, Mom like I can't go to whatever we're doing
it and whatever's for her Christmas party.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
I had to go to the Gravies. I got nominated.
And then also if you would like.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Maybe we like send it like like some tweet or
whatever it is that they can like print out and
be like, hey, please excuse them for whatever holiday party
they're at the Graties where we were nominated for a
very prestigious award.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
And even if you're not one of the noms, you
can just get your norms on food the best food
in town. I hope were still doing the wings.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I still dream out like case Maria Pod you have
to do the mac and cheese, Case of foot mac
and cheese. Yeah, yeah, I'm just getting it. We were
talking food. I'm all riled up and you're talking Tobos Saturday,
December twenty first, Cobo's, Downtown, twenty twelve, Rus Street.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
Also, if anybody knows.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
An audio engineer, we would like to hire one, and
it is a pretty simple gig. It will be a
paid gig. We're not asking for any handouts or anything free.
Ideally they would maybe have some speakers, they could rent speakers.
We will cover the cost of that. All you gotta
do is set us up to where we can play
our audio off of our computer. At the end of
the podcast. You will then give me my audio so
we can put it on the podcast. For Robert Roberts
(27:24):
already in charge of video, Roberts.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Doing a lot. Having Robert do audio engineering as well
would be a.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
Lot to uh the Roberts probably even taking photos Robert
does Robert is like he's he's he's like cerebras, just
running around like three heads when when he's got that
day's creaztrabs serabus felba, felba. But yeah, if you know
any anybody that can do some audio engineering, just hit
us up. We're trying to get an acoustics set from
(27:50):
our our friends at Rosie and if you can help
us set up, We're gonna find somebody anyway. But if
you guys can, we would prefer it be like somebody
that Gravy Gang knows so or they're not have to
go to like a hiring company to do it and
just have somebody's boy or whatever.
Speaker 1 (28:04):
You know, you know what I'm saying, getting I'm saying,
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (28:07):
The eleventh Daniel Pasaga Christmas Spootacular Market calendar is Saturday,
December twenty first, just a few weeks away, and it's
also the twenty twenty four Gravies Awards nominees announced next week,
so don't forget to tune in to next week's show
as well. It's the the Pasta Gavy eleventh Daniel Pasagay
Christmas Spectacular sponsored g Or is the sponsor of our
Comeback Kids segment.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
This week.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
It's the comeback Kid, the comeback Kid of the week.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Comeback Kid of the week.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Bitch all right, Our first comeback kid is Spotify Rapped
Spotify wrapped his back and shots everybody that has today.
It just came out today, but before we recorded as Alex, Raymonde, Sebastian,
Mike Travis, and Kyle all had us as people on
(29:00):
their top Spotify rap appreciate you guys.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Y'all are smart, y'all rock y'all rock and.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
It's it's amazing, like when we weren't number one on
everybody's but like if we were.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
If we're in your top five, I'm just happy to
be there. If you're If we're top.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Five of a fucking show that you listen to, that
means you're listening to it all year, means you're you're
usually it does. At least, that means it's twenty of
your top five. If we're in your top five.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
You rock. If we're in your top five, I'll give
you a free hug, free hug. I'll give you two
free hugs. I'm a great hugger.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
I'll double it and i'll give you a third one
for robber because i doesn't really like being touched.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
And I'll crack your back for you too, I'm good.
Speaker 3 (29:34):
And give you urineal massages. If you're a male, he
will not go in there if you're a female, because
we respect privacy.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
We respect I was gonna say unless you ask, but
even then, no, no, I don't want to. Yeah, boundaries.
I'm not big on the peepes stuff. Yeah, yeah, not
a big water sports guy.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Hey, you know the difference between a Lentil and a chickpea.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Never paid thirty dollars lentil on my chest.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Ever since you told me that about you doing that
to that girl untender. I know it's an old joke,
but like I cannot not say it when somebody says lental.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
I still can't believe she didn't message me back. What
the fun used? Was it? Your super one, your super.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Flowers super And you're like, yeah, you only get like
one of these a week and I used it.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Fuck man, nail that nailed. But ye, Spotify rapped is back.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
We are obviously iHeart guys, clearly, as you can see
behind us if you're watching us on the YouTube version
YouTube dot com slash Past great podcast. But did did
you you do yours, Robert, what are yours? I know
we're obviously your iHeart wrapped clearly is what it is,
not Spotify rapped, not that there's anything wrong. It's also
available on Spotify. I did mine, and I didn't get
podcasts on mine. The iHeart doesn't give you podcasts that
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you listened to. Could you guess my number one music
or you can't?
Speaker 1 (30:57):
You can't. Everyone's song Noah Canola would no Con.
Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, no con at Blink wait A two, Little Dicky,
Little Not Sax and Fleetwood Mac were my top five.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
I do respect that Fleetwood is always right there for you.
Speaker 3 (31:11):
Yeah, and they were ahead of Avit, Who's my favorite.
Then Childish Gambino The Cure. The Cure is is a
funny one because every Friday, when I'm pulling out of
the parking lot, I put on Friday, Amn Love and
Friday and Love is the number two song I listened
to this year.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Just every Friday.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
I work them apart since the vibes right Little Foot,
Big Foot by Childish Gambino for Everybody, Noah Khan Anthem
Part three by Blank Waite Too, and then Jay Christ
by Little Not Sex is my number one nobody cares,
but it's fun to just get that. And they always
shit on everybody else, postly theirs, and they will. But
let me share mine real fast. What about you, Robert?
Speaker 4 (31:45):
I had a wall Nation okay, the Shuts and Lincoln Park.
It was my top three, top three.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
That's good to have a top song, most listened to song,
what I've done, Lincoln Park, no Panoramic View, a nation, oh,
all my top five songs with good choice because one album, yeah,
it was one.
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Yeah, I think, I think so.
Speaker 3 (32:11):
Like my number one album was j Christ single from
the nas X, because it was my number one song
and it just meant that, I guess. I listened to
the single version of it. No, it wasn't, No, it
wasn't that was the song, so I was looking it
was live from Fimway Park from noa Kan.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
I didn't listen to enough music to even generate one. Okay,
you just looked up how to find it on this
one and it was like, it'll be right there when
you go to library.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Another thereat likes to listen to the sound of the road.
Speaker 1 (32:41):
No, I'm just I'm just old man, Like, what do
you use these?
Speaker 4 (32:44):
Amazon?
Speaker 1 (32:45):
Amazon? You should be a hired. Obviously it was my
heart us Rainforest, Rainforest, But yeah, just go to your library.
It'll be right there. It's not it's not right there,
so I I don't know. Maybe they haven't released there
is yet. I just googled it while you guys were
talking and it said it was there. But now I
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don't know. We'll find it if if mine does come out,
I will post it and it'll be like, you listen
to this song and it was longer than the others,
so it was your number one of the year. Josh
Tree said that we're on his too. He said, here's
a guy more though, just a lot of podcasts, I
won't hear people talking on all your opinions so that
I can internally get very angry at them and then
I run on that and.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Then sort of turn them into my opinions. Yeah, and
that's why we have a podcast, because we would like
our opinions to turn into your your opinions eventually. And
if you just steal our take, we don't care. We'd
shun it. They're like, but if you do a.
Speaker 1 (33:38):
Bad steal them, take credit for it. But my opinions
would be great if you guys let me judge who
gets into Heaven in a.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah, Pat's eternity quote I had. That's a killer It's
a killer show.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's a banger of shot.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Everybody on Spotify right if you if you send us
one at Passy Pod on Twitter or tag us on Instagram,
we will repost it. We will give you a shot
because we shape the fuck out of you guys. Like
that is I like this podcast. A lot of times
it does feel like we're just bullshitting with each other,
but like it really is cool at the end of
the year. Be like you guys spent Like when people
show the hours that they spent listening to us, it's
like you spent how many thousands or minutes I guess
(34:14):
is what it is. But like you spent thousands of
minutes listening to us throughout the year. Bottles of the rocks,
that rocks, and we really appreciate you, guys and gals.
All right, let's go on with our next comeback. Kid
pardoning really just because I like.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
The song Pardon Me for Me kibus that's really that's
that's why you put it on there. There wasn't any
pardons you wanted to talk about.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Pardon the interruption. Is that going I thought that might be.
Speaker 1 (34:37):
Going away, could be That's not what I was thinking.
Oh what were you thinking? So apparently you can smoke
crack if your dad's the president and you just get
away with it. Oh you talk about Yeah, that happened
this week, the nineteen one hundred times will not happen.
He's not going to do it. The rule of law matters.
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Then the other day he was like, yeah, I'm pardon
my son, and everyone was like, oh, for that specific case.
He was like, no, I'm pardoning an eleven year period
of his life. So even stuff we haven't found out
about yet, he's uh, he's pardoned for that. That's politics.
Maybe one.
Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, he said he wasn't gonna do it too. If
like anyone in my family did anything, I'd probably pardon him,
right aside from like murder, rape, I wouldn't. I would
not parton them for that.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
Of course you're gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
But it's like if you're kiss blue crack onced illegal, Yeah, okay,
maybe soldiers.
Speaker 1 (35:33):
Stuffed to fourg government, whatever it is, whatever it is,
you're my kid, fucking family dude, blood. I mean, part
of what he was doing was technically treason selling off
access to the vice president of the United States to
foreign countries, But do you think he ever thought do
you know who my dad is? Also, do you think
Biden knew what was going on?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
So that's not what he got convicted for.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
I didn't say convicted, So now that what he was doing,
So now it's just allegedly. Yeah, things are just like
I would pardon. I would pardon the fuck out of
you in like ten seconds. Pat, I'd pardon you too. Yeah,
we had pardon Robert. I'd be like, yeah, he's been
boys I did. I did see an interesting take from
an Instagram lawyer. I don't know if he's a lawyer.
He claims to be one on Instagram, but apparently since
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he's been pardoned for all these if they do bring
Hunter to testify against Joe, he cannot plead the fifth
because he cannot incriminate himself. So if he says, I'm
just completing the fifth I'm not going to answer that,
then they can arrest him for contempt and that's how
they can get Hunter and none of this will happen.
Speaker 4 (36:38):
And they let go so like then like a witch hunt,
it'll be because they're like he can't say the fifth
so if he does, see if he says the fifth.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Yeah, I mean we've seen.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
This isn't a political podcast and we're not educated on
politics really, but I feel like you have Russia for
four years, there's a Russia witch hunt for then there's
another witch hunt for the next four years, and then
you get this witch on. It's like, there's that's what
politics is, dude, Like for four years, you just gotta
you politic it around and then you fuck the other
team and then you just do That's how it works, man.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
I think they're just gonna keep dangling that. They're still
going to try and use that and go after him
that way people stop asking about the Epstein guess list.
They're just gonna keep finding new ways to distract us
from that. And yet not one person has yet been
arrested in connection with that. The picture that he got
arrested for other stuff and he was probably there doing
it with Epstein. But you know, the.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Picture of Hunter is the joker is pretty funny with
a cigarette.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Now, all of the photos were funny.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Love that Pardony's cool though, like just what a fucking move.
Oh hey, those kind of psych didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
Uh no, it made no that turkey had it coming.
He should have been pardoned. Fuck yeah, I mean he
pardons the turkey every year. I want to talk about that.
Do we What happens to those turkeys? They just go
they just go live on a farm. I bet you
they get fucking cycled back in the next year. It's
a one year pardon, like we're still gonna.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Kill you, like Hunger Games, Like I wasn't reaped last
time at the reaping, but this time it might be Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, but we're gonna run another one. And uh, all
the pardon turkeys are now and god damn it.
Speaker 3 (38:18):
Yeah, the super pardoning, that'll really gain interest. The ratings
are low. We need to find a way to get
him back in. Are you just talking about Hunger Games too?
Like you Yeah, no, that's what I did this weekend.
So let's let's run that back. Let's do the turkeys though.
But yeah, pardning is back. And if you were to
get like, if you wouldn't pardon your people, you're lying.
(38:43):
And then if you would pardon your people, then you
then shut up about it. That's that's what my thoughts.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
My favorite was just the people online that instantly were like, job,
but Trump pardoned his son in laws dad, and I
was like, yeah, nobody thought that was cool either, but
just stop being pieces of ship.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
I just wish they would do pardon like this is
kind of cool because they usually do it like their
last couple of days. I think it's tired to be like,
fuck you guys, like.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
What are you gonna do? What are you going to do?
I'm hanging out for another month. I can't wait get
out of here because at the at the end of
your term, presidents always like throw a bunch of pardons around,
and those are always fun to see. I want to
I want it to be like ridiculous ones though.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
Was They were always like, is Trump gonna pardon o?
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Jay?
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Remember that I could posthumously do it? Because he thought that,
like he thought that they might have a Limo waiting
for him. I was like, yeah, oh, j Trump is
gonna pardon you.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
You don't know. Wasn't that a tiger king or tiger king?
Was that? Fuck, you're right, you're right? What if Joe
does it? It's like, I just really like the show
got me through COVID. Fuck, I would pardon the fuck
out of drugs. What rappers need to pardon right now,
Let's let's start pushing for that. Be like, come on,
Joe being a man of the people. Diddy no not didty? Okay,
well you said what rappers? That's one. He was more
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of a producer. He did rap you.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
Very Bad Boys for Life. That was a bang, that's true.
He's r Kelly in prison.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
And then every Breath You Take that was another banger
that he did for.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
Diddy or the police wrote that and then he like
did like two verses on it.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, his version was better.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Well, the other one is about like stalking a person.
That's what Sting's version was.
Speaker 1 (40:19):
All right.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Anyways, anyways, pardons are back, and pardon is like, that's
why people will be That's why people are president. I
feel like they always like, who the fuck wants to
be president? Why would you want to? Every other reason
to be president is a bad one. That is the
cool one.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
What if that was the whole reason? Like Joe never
wanted air.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Force one is also really cool too.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
If Joe never wanted it, He's like, God, my son's
such a piece of shit. I'm gonna have to take
care of this. Yeah, I don't know. That's the ultimate move.
Everybody that's president is only doing it because their kids
are pieces as shit and they need to come.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
Yeah, it's just like doing it, like walk into it,
somebody playing chess at the park and just being.
Speaker 1 (40:55):
Like, doesn't matter. That would have been the funny, if
the funniest when Obama was in office and his daughter
like somebody took a picture of her holding a joint
if the next day he walked out was like, pardon.
Speaker 3 (41:04):
That, Like I would just I'd be like packo, commit
like little crimes and get arrested for it, and I'd.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
Like immediately pardon that man.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
The president's caught, like for public drunk for public drunkenness,
Like what do you talk about?
Speaker 1 (41:16):
Yeah, pardon him now, let him out of jail. Shouldn't
you be doing like foreign policy. No, you get caught,
like stealing a Snickers from a seven to eleven, and
I'm like, pardon, pardoned, pardon, just doing little pardoned. You know,
life short, do crimes.
Speaker 3 (41:30):
Do crimes. I'll pardon you if I'm president, do it.
If I'm president, only so got but then also make
sure it's cool with me, Like we gotta be on
the same page.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
You got do cool crimes, right, nothing serious, right, nothing violent,
just like chill guy crimes. Yeah, just chick be a
chill guy. Look when you're just yelling at you, but
you're just a chill guy that likes to take Snickers bars.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
And also your friends the president and can pardon you. Okay,
that's enough pardoning talk today. What also is back this
week is bad Blood because dude, football.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
This weekend kind of rocked. I mean, one of the
best rivalry weekends that I can remember.
Speaker 3 (42:09):
I tweeted out on Saturday and I was like, like,
rivalry Saturday after Thanksgiving is a top five sports day
of the year, sports watching day. It's like March Madness,
the first day or day or two of March Madness,
Super Bowl Sunday, the conference champion or like Conference championship week.
I don't know, that's hit or miss. That's hit or miss.
(42:30):
And then I feel like you gotta give it to
like the rivalry weekend right after that because you had
NFL on the last Friday, they kind of fed into it.
But you've been watching football and you're just amped up.
Oh by the way, all the best rivalry games are
on today, so fucking let's go. You got uta and
m you got Michigan, Ohio State, you got Alabama, Auburn.
(42:51):
All of those those are my top three powering or no,
those two of those are my top which.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
But still we need to get rid of the NFL
Friday game, the Black Friday game, and that needs.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
To go back to A and m U T Well,
they had the Sam Houston the same Houston Liberty game,
so really that's a bigger one.
Speaker 1 (43:06):
It should be a college day. It's actually a bigger
rivalry if you think play on Fridays. I don't like it.
Speaker 3 (43:10):
They've played it more consecutively than I AM and UT.
So really Liberty and Sam Houston. There's a the bar
I go too is also an Iowa football bar. I
don't have a problem with Iowa people, but like they
always set up their speakers and played like the fight
song and stuff, and they came in and really set
that stuff. And we went through three bartender shifts at
the bar we're at because we went there like right
(43:32):
for the beginning of the Red Wings game watch part
of that, and then the NFL game started, and then
we went in like Sam Houston played too, and we
watched all that and like some of Iowa do was
they got Sam Houston on the Big two is like, yeah,
it's the Harvard of Southeast Texas, so shut up.
Speaker 1 (43:50):
Yeah, some of us watched that. Some of the watch
those colors.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
They do run on the field. They're very fast, very fast.
Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah. The day started out shitty though, because I instantly
I had Ohio State plus twenty and a half. That
didn't go well. But then but then it became hilarious
because like, if your BET's gonna lose, that team might
as well fucking lose too. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:13):
Fuck, But the bad blood part of it is just like,
just shit happened, dude.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
People were Arizona State.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
They there was flag planting, which is funny because you're
not really planting. It's a turf field, so you can't.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Yeah, it doesn't go in, It doesn't, that's what she said.
Speaker 3 (44:27):
But it's not gonna penetrate the grass, you know what
I'm saying. And so it's just like an alpha of
Baker Mayfield kind of made it cool again a while back,
and then Michigan did it to Ohio State and the
Ohio State sort of fighting people and then Pops mazed
people pepper sprayed. That was electric and people like Gus
Johnson was like freaking out about it. Gus Johnson and
(44:50):
Darryl Johnston, the Johnson and Johnston's that that was if
we were like a pharmaceutical company, it'd be Johnson and Johnston.
But they were kind of bitches on air today this
this past week, like the the Gus Johnson didn't be
like no, yeah, dude, you saw it a bunch of
(45:12):
times like this happens in college football. This is the
cool thing about rivalry weekend. Uh, Michigan, Ohiwed State should fight.
That's the fun point of rivalry weekend.
Speaker 1 (45:21):
And then going this is so disrespectful. It's your most
hated rival. You should just you hate them all year long. Uh.
Speaker 3 (45:28):
Then North Carolina State I think got in a scuffle with.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
North Yeah, and Carolina North Carolina State.
Speaker 3 (45:33):
And then Sunday the Trevor Lawrence hit by al Aziz
al Jair.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
But he just sounds like a character from a Jack
Ryan movie.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, but as he's dirty, dirty e So yes, I
was in a bar with a bunch of Texans fans.
Speaker 1 (45:54):
But like, which is really funny, He's like.
Speaker 3 (45:55):
I want to hear that bad and then everyone else look,
this is literally he murdered him.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
He he didn't hit him in the helmet. He did
fore arm Sugar to the chest. But here's here's where
I've gone on it. If a quarterback, if they're protected
when they run, they need to slide early enough to
where it's not even an option to hit them. Like, yeah,
it could he should. He probably should have held up it.
It happened so quick. But here's the thing. He ran
an extra He could have slid two yards earlier and
(46:21):
it would not have happened. But no, he was trying
to get the first out. What was the defender, doe?
Just slow down. You can't anticipate the slide. He did
spend it. You have to be better. He has a
history of bad hits. It's this third incident this year.
But either protection that's fair. I mean, the quarterback's running,
you don't want to get hit, don't run. If you're
going to have the protection, then it's on the quarterback
(46:43):
to slide early enough to where they don't get hit.
Speaker 3 (46:45):
No, I definitely think that the suspension is not bad or.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
Like they need to add a new thing where like
the quarterback when they're done, you throw the ball right
up in the air. Immediately dead ball dead ball right there.
It's like, are you because like if you throw your
hands up whatever, it is dead ball dead ball, and
it stops immediately right there. Because sliding's not working. They
keep getting concussions. Yeah, especially because you're in such a
vulnerable position you slide, so if you do get hit,
then your head snaps backwards into the ground. Everything.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Yeah, you're making it like worse if you get hit
in the way it happens.
Speaker 1 (47:16):
Trimmer. Lawrence was thrown around at the bar that I
was that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (47:23):
Mean, but it got some chuckles, not not wasn't my joke,
but it was silly.
Speaker 1 (47:30):
It's silly in the moment, and.
Speaker 3 (47:31):
You're just like your boys are talking football. I just
want to I don't know, like I think Darryl Johnson arms.
Speaker 1 (47:36):
He didn't do the two hands, but the arms went stiff,
and you're.
Speaker 3 (47:39):
Like, yeah, Darryl Johnston on the broadcast, former cowboy fuck face.
He just wouldn't shut up. He just wouldn't shut up
about it the whole time. And I mean, if you
have Trevor Lawrence in here, I mean, but Trevor Lawrence
is putally murdered earlier in the second and the first
the second quarter, the second, the second quarter, not the
yeah first half, second quarter.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
There we go, nailed it.
Speaker 3 (47:57):
Yeah, wouldn't shut up about it in the entire secon
and half everything.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
Angry that he had to watch Mac Jones play football.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
That's fine, but it was like, dude, talk about the game.
Please talk about the game. Yeah, I mean, you just
got to do something about that to get this out
of this leak. I mean, this just that's fine. This
is the eighty set. It's like your brother would have
your brother would have probably loved Dale Johnson was like,
this is the.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
First time I heard this. Yeah. Also, especially little fuck
you to the Texans for allowing that backdoor cover because
that was the only bet I lost all day was
that game at the Gravy game. It was PTG picks.
We'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (48:29):
Maybe we're both all that they screwed us both, but yeah,
bad blood. And it's like, this is the football rocks, dude,
well rocks.
Speaker 1 (48:36):
It's a violent sport.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
You had violence all weekend and then you got a
snow football game on Sunday night, and it was just this.
Speaker 1 (48:41):
Is perfect football rocks. My team. Fuck them.
Speaker 3 (48:45):
Okay, we're tanking doesn't matter. This that football doesn't matter
except for when you play the Cowboys and you're just
slowly cursing and just wishing injuries upon people at certain
points in time.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
But like that was I just got drunk. I just
got drunk. That's just me. That's Thanksgiving. I wasn't thankful.
That's part of the reason I'm really because noted name
is in position to have a home playoff game right now.
We might get a snow playoff game with touchdown Jesus
in the background. That's going to be so good. Other
comeback kids.
Speaker 3 (49:11):
Two quick ones of Inron because there is big billboards
and stuff. I think somebody bought the logo and so
they're selling shirts with it, and Ron.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Is not coming back.
Speaker 3 (49:22):
Like what is the worst company to like have a rebrand,
Like we should bring it back, dude, like because I
know people would say Blockbuster, but Blockbuster would work because
people would to be like the nostalgia, Like no one
has nostalgia about in Ron unless you like remember the
Astros park for like however long it was in Runfield,
which wasn't that long.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
A worst company? I don't know. I assume Epstein actually
had a company name that. No, but like what you
can't think of one on the top of the head.
Speaker 3 (49:46):
If you're like companies, it suck like companies all times
that sucked, like Ron is probably coming to everybody's mind, right.
Speaker 1 (49:53):
Uh schmacks schminity. But there's still here.
Speaker 3 (50:00):
You steal from us regularly and make money, so like
there's still an existing but like a company that just
absolutely crashed and burned. I don't know what is the
dude that used to own the Mets that did the
Ponzi scheme?
Speaker 1 (50:13):
Oh did he own them? No, he was a Mets guy.
But yeah, I was trying to think of Bernie made off.
Speaker 3 (50:19):
Yeah, I just know it has to If it has
to do with sports, I'm aware of it.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
If it doesn't, I may not be aware of it.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Yeah, he had the company.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
That would be really funny to bring back. But like
it's like we were just ran it back. It's just
like a teach that.
Speaker 3 (50:32):
Gonna be the worst pr ever, Like, no one's gonna
want to invest with us, No one was.
Speaker 1 (50:38):
Elon keeps talking about buying other things as trolls. He
should just buy Enron renamed Twitter en Ron.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
That's an energy company. Everybody knows that and Ron Energy
n R G oh yeah center but yeah, so people
would buy the shirts.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (50:58):
But I was like, I was like that, but they
bought ads and stuff, so like they're like billboards of shit.
But yeah, and runs back but not really but sort
of somebody you guns the logo Also back is mustard
because I've listened to that, Kendrick. If if the wrapped
season of Songs was in two months, Kendrick Lamar, turn
that TV off would be all of mine, it would
(51:21):
be number one on all of my stuff because just
I listened to just so you can get mid with
this song with the guy guys Mustard, turn that TV off.
Speaker 1 (51:32):
I love that song. I love that song. Dad, what
do you want on your hot dog? Mustard? Hey?
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Who was it that killed Professor Plumb in the library
with a candlestick?
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Muster up? Hey, what binder do you use when you're
making pork ribs? Mustard? Hey? Pam, what color is Dwight shirt?
Speaker 3 (51:52):
Today? Just pause this, go listen to Kendrick Lamar TV
off and you'll be like, Okay, it's like halfway through
the song and it just some guy he has mustard
and it rocks.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
And then Kendrick Lamar is dope. Isn't the dude's name
Mustard or something? I think?
Speaker 3 (52:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (52:11):
It like he has a bunch of legs. The new
Little John. Yeah. I had to like look up stuff
to be like, this is what this means. This is
what this means.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
I thought you were saying my stuff mustard.
Speaker 1 (52:23):
No, it's mustard. Mustard. Dude, you don't know about mustard.
Probably don't like us.
Speaker 3 (52:28):
I don't like Obviously he doesn't like mustard. It's a condoment.
Speaker 1 (52:32):
You even like Ketchup.
Speaker 3 (52:32):
I do like Ketchup only when it's you know, you
on a corn dog.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Specifically, I feel like I feel like Ketchup lately is
starting to get the nickelback treatment. People are hating on
it online, Like, dude, it's sweet and salty at the
same ketch or not salt? Yeah? Sweet in the what's
the fucking other word? I'm looking for? Sour? No, I
say it's not sour savory. I don't know. It's delicious.
Ketch's delicious. I really, I just hate when people like
(52:58):
Ketchup doesn't go on hot dogs really, because hot dogs
are delicious and Ketchup delicious.
Speaker 3 (53:02):
That is that is actually a good like answers question,
explain what mustard tastes like, like somebody's sitting stuff like,
just ask us to explain what a condiment tastes like,
and we'll have to because that'll be difficult. But not
un certain it you just struggled with it. For catchup
tastes like chicken, Yeah, sure, if you like chicken. I
(53:23):
did not see or ketchup getting hate. I always feel
like ketchup on a hot dog gets hate, but that's
usually like, I don't see a lot.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Of ketchup hate. I will stand for the hate. When
people put it on steak, stop doing that.
Speaker 3 (53:35):
I don't think people seriously put it on steak. People
do always ironically.
Speaker 4 (53:38):
People on eggs.
Speaker 1 (53:40):
Oh, it's fantastic on eggs. There you go. Oh dude,
it's have you ever done that? Yeah? Yeah, it's so good.
People think of it. It's like a little kid thing
to do. Yeah, but you know what, not everything little
kids do is bad. Yeah, dude, Sometimes little kids know
what the fuck they're talking about. Yeah, but if you
want to eat ice, came in and sit in our
pajamas and watch cartoons all day? Fuck yeah, I do,
(54:02):
little kid, Yeah, kids get it.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Dude, kids get it. My daughter's like crying. I'm like, bro,
you're just we're watching Harry Potter. Here, You're laying on
your mat like you got this cool thing hanging above you, like.
Speaker 1 (54:12):
You got it all. There's no solids, inis what you
cry about? Like, let's just chill. And then she chills.
Speaker 3 (54:19):
She's like, oh, you're right, good point, dad, Thank you
from giving me some perspective.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
She's really advanced, very advanced. Mustard's probably too spicy fur though,
so just keep her for now.
Speaker 3 (54:28):
But Mustard rocks just mostly that song yelling Mustard Kendrick Lamar,
we need weird how to.
Speaker 1 (54:35):
Make a remix where heels it's all just about It's
a song about white people. It's called mayonnaise.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
It is what I've been doing for like the last
week in my house, just randomly.
Speaker 1 (54:46):
Poor Emma cool. Like every once in a while, Alex
will just tell us a little bit about his life,
and I just feel bad for Emma every time. Yeah,
I do too. Every day sucks to me. Her. She
signed up, she signed up for. How can she be
so smart and yet still make so many poor decisions?
She setts No one says you're settling but you're just
(55:08):
a chilches who likes a guy that has a weird
dude that she likes. Sort of, she is.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
She's with me just because of my funny podcast. That's
what she always tells me. Yeah, which is why I hope,
I hope you guys like that.
Speaker 1 (55:22):
She was the ultimate podcast out.
Speaker 3 (55:24):
She really was, really was. She was scotting me when
I was the miners. All right, Nope, not like that,
not like that. Minor league baseball, Minor league baseball. Let's
get on into the not cool segment. We'll vent to
you guys about what's happened to us in the last week.
Speaker 1 (55:42):
It's not cool.
Speaker 3 (55:43):
We didn't do Robert Feelanz. We'll just do them next week.
Did you have any week specific No, Okay, push that back. Okay,
we'll push that back.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
We'll have it. We'll have a bunch of them.
Speaker 3 (55:54):
Also, I went to the store today because I forgot
to order them online. Next week. We need to bring
that and make it happen. Candy cane share in Tell
or Show and Tell. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot to
have a candy cane Show and Tell, So just look
for weird candy canes. I went to watch on Amazon,
and they only had weird. They only had like, uh,
(56:16):
the only weird flavor they had was like reverse red
and white, and I was like, that's not.
Speaker 1 (56:19):
I'm gonna find like a worst or surf flavored candy cane.
Speaker 3 (56:22):
Speaking of Amazon, I fucking crushed Black Friday shopping crushed.
It didn't get everybody's stuff, but seventy five percent of
it done.
Speaker 1 (56:31):
How a boy? Hell yeah? And then not no, no,
I'll do is it not cool? I'll do this it
not cool?
Speaker 3 (56:39):
And moving on, moving on not uh not cool segment. Though,
if you want to vent, like I'm about to vent
here on my maya not cool hit us up on Twitter.
We are at pass grade pod, use the hashtag PTG
not cool. Uh kind of keep it like a too
long didn't read to summarize it quickly where we can
briefly read it on the podcast, and if we find
some good ones, we'll share a couple each week from you,
guys and gals.
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Speaker 1 (59:00):
Not cool man, All.
Speaker 3 (59:11):
Right, let's start with Quentin Hughes at qb ace on Twitter.
And Quentin says, my family switched up. Who's hosting Christmas?
So now I will be in Austin during the spectacular.
Yeah that's really not cool too. You might need a
new family. We're your family, really only family.
Speaker 1 (59:29):
What do we say? Guess what early nomination? Quentin is?
You gotta go.
Speaker 3 (59:36):
You're nominated. It's a prestigious award that you're up for. Hey,
we can come after this, but nominated. Oops, we'll write
you get out of get out of Christmas card. We'll
sign it like doctors, all three of us. I need
you guys to sign it.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Why this isn't an official document at all. No, we
need you to sign it. If we're gonna sign it
like doctors, we're gonna make sure it's completely illegible.
Speaker 3 (59:59):
To and then if you yeah, it was. If you
don't sign it, I'll just fake sign your name anyways.
But Quentin, just say you're nominated promiself Boom prestigious award,
and then.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I'll sink a beer for you, buddy. Yeah or no,
he's gonna be there. Just gave him an out, gave
me out.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
It's perfect. We could go wrong. Could be a Christmas
with your family. Next one is from Todd Voss at
as Underscore seen Underscore by Underscore TV. Todd says, my
in laws are visiting and we're supposed to stay in
a hotel, but when they checked in it was dirty
and with bugs, so not cool for them and not
cool for me since they ended up staying with us.
Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Did you suggest any of the other seventeen thousand hotels
in the Houston area? No, because that's like, that's a
tough one. Ill.
Speaker 3 (01:00:42):
I get along with my in laws, but like it's
tough being like, oh yeah, like y'all coming over here,
like this sucks.
Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
They're probably like all fluster like bad bogs. What the fuck?
Speaker 3 (01:00:52):
I want to go to another hotel? Just a lot
of people in the hell, there's a lot of people,
a lot of people. I absolutely understand the frustration that
like you're like, okay, cool, you get a like at
the end of every day, like cool, it's just us again.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
You know what you can do. You can use them
as free childcare. So you just be like, Okay, you
guys got the kids and we're going we're having a
date night. Yeah, then you don't have to have a
date night. You can just make them take care of
the kids. Yeah you could. You're perfect. Use it to
your advantage. Man. But he's and peace brother. That sucks.
That does that does? Plus it's a double dip on
(01:01:26):
that one, sorry, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
Um. Next one is from Carmelita Ruiz at C four
R M three l I T four basically Carmelita, but
the a's or four and the E is a three,
So follow her on Twitter. She is also David Ruiz's wife,
and she says, I am mad at at David underscore
(01:01:48):
Ruiz ninety after looking at his arm, he's got our daughter,
the podcast logo, and the Mexican state his family is
from tattooed on him, but doesn't have me tattooed on
his arm.
Speaker 1 (01:01:59):
Rude a f Yeah, well all those other things very
like they've probably done something to earn it. What have
you done to earn the Holy Trinity? I mean, well,
I gave him the daughter. Okay, birth his child, take
care of the child. That's pretty good. I mean you're
supposed to do that though, But like he's holding you
(01:02:19):
on his arm, not us or your daughter or Mexico.
You know what.
Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
You know what I'm gonna say, David gets to pass
because you gotta pass the gravy tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Yeah, you gotta pass the gavy tattoos. You just gotta
let this one go, Let this one go. Dave was
a great guy, wonderful guy.
Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
One remember that time that you and I were in
in a car and we got in a record caught
him fire and we were like, I love you, buddy,
this is this is it. And then out of nowhere
somebody smashed the glass and pulled us both out and
took us to safety.
Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
It was David Ruiz. So that just that guy is
a hero. Maybe we can uh convince him to get
her name. Currently, do me a favorite. Stop listening real quick.
This this is just for David. Okay, take a break, fellas,
you don't talk about David here's what you're gonna do
right now. You're gonna tell her he's not listening, you're
getting Yeah, no, she already told her, just double checked
that she's not cheating. Yeah, you're gonna tell her that
(01:03:18):
you're gonna get her name tattooed. But instead you're just
gonna tattoo this whole meme where it says when you
tell your wife you're getting a tattoo over, but really
you're just a chill guy that likes making her the
chill guy a little, the chill guy with those words
above it.
Speaker 3 (01:03:32):
No, just get the chill guy and then you can
come up with the different on all the time, just
like chill guy.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Sorry, honey, I was gonna get your name tattooed, but
I'm just a chill guy, A chill guys, chill guy.
I guess my favorite podcast tattooed or better yet than
the chill Guy. Get the inspiration for it. Just get
Kevin James tattoo of him doing this. Yeah, get real
fucking metal with it, Okay, can you can? You can
turn it back? Okay? So yeah, so Carmently is definitely
gonna do it now, just wink.
Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
Just let let Dave We're not gonna tell David what
to do. I'm not gonna tell David.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
What his body his choice. Nice, nice, nice, That was good.
That was good.
Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
All right, it's his art, speaking of not cools. When
are we fucking getting our tattooed? Buddy, buddy?
Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
See here's what he is. Pal. I think you have
to plan it because I'm a piece of ship. If
you plan it, I'll show up. You're always like I'm
going to my house sitting this week. You can't do
these things? Can the tattoo artist? Just please come to
the fucking spectacular. Let's knock this ship out. I don't
want that drinking. Were probably bleeding a lot. It won't
stop bleeding.
Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
We need to go to a tattoo place where it's
like sanitary for us to be doing that. I mean,
not that COVID isn't sanitary. Just I would rather not
just get a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
At a bar, I mean mobile tattoo things I don't
want to get they're doing in prison. Yeah, I don't
want to go to prison again.
Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Somebody give us a good recommendation of like a place
in Hey, David, you have a lot of tame, Yeah, David,
where's yours, Hit us up, hit us up, d MS
David and be like you already did this one?
Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
Do one like it? That works?
Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Maybe we both just get chill guy tattoos. I'm doing
to get two tattoos. Absolutely, I have like six tattoos
I really want to get. And it's like, I know,
when I get the past to Gavy one, I'm just
gonna be like, well, can you also do this one too?
And I'm gonna get at least to that day. And
then I feel like then I'm just gonna be like
I getting any one?
Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
Am I getting?
Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Like I have like four or five already in my
head that I'm like, this is this is easy.
Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
Let's to get these. Just knock them out. It's be great. Yeah,
I mean, I'm we gotta get done. I'm a piece
of shit. Are we going? Will Robert?
Speaker 3 (01:05:43):
Will we have pass Gavy tattoos before twenty twenty?
Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Before five?
Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
I am working this Saturday. I switched. Well, it's because
Packers play on Thursday night. Had to switch. I gotta
I gotta watch Packers. What what about I can't do Friday.
I can't do Friday Sunday football all day? Right, then
we get back into the week. What if we, oh,
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next weekend Army Navy. There's only one game going.
Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
On, Okay, but you have to bring an iPad and
then we have to connect their WiFi so we can watch.
Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Well, we don't, That's what I'm saying this. We can
probably schedule it a part of the day when that
game isn't going on. If there's only one game on
that day, we can probably schedule around or we go
do it during that. Okay, see you plan it next Saturday,
the next week, we got not this Saturday that's about
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to happen the one after Yeah, all right, that way.
It's because it's the only time we've got it for
a long time that there's no football in the way
we've got this. Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Not a bunch of should say all right, it's not
gonna happen.
Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Okay, Well I'm hoping that. I'm hoping it might. You
don't know no shit.
Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Robert Our Next Not Cool is from Glamour Perry at
glam for Life on Twitter. It's g l A M
the number four l y f E. Glamour says, I
went to a concert, bought a shirt and lost that shirt.
Oh so you feel like sixty dollars. That is amazing,
Like it is like the Disney World thought process where
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it's like, oh, because because this water is in Disney World,
it's fifteen dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
Yeah, I could.
Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
You could buy that for two dollars at the grocery stoort.
But you're here and like you want you want to
watch them live, well, you want a shirt while you
watch them? Love sixty five dollars a hoodie one hundred
and twelve. Why it's a hoodie?
Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
Yeah, that is a solid not cool, really good, not cool.
Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
That's why you should have should have just put it on.
That's why you buy the shirt. You put it over.
And I know some people are like, you can't wear
the shirt of the band that you're seeing right there.
I don't know how that became a rule. That's fucking
stupid because it looks like you just bought it and
like you might not.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I'm not saying that that's what everybody thinks, but I
think that they certain people are like, oh, yeah, you
just bought this shirt to make it look like you're fan.
It's like I can see a band for the first time,
like I like them. I would like to buy a shirt.
Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Also, I'm not twenty two. I don't give a shit
about if the people around me think I'm a fan
of the band. You know when I wear my Packers
jersey when I'm watching the fucking Packers. Yeah, why can't
I do that with bands?
Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
That's a fair point. Yeah, it's a fair point. I'm
not hating on you, and I hate I used to
be that way, but I've changed my ways, changing my life.
Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
I just I'm proud of you. It's not worth getting
mad about when everyone's mad at you at the concert
about your T shirt. But you're just a chill guy
that likes to support the band.
Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
It's just like whatever, dude, I like supporting local music.
Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
You know what I'm saying. I love this everything I
think about.
Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
It fits into any situation. Ever, even if it doesn't,
you can make it seem like it does. So if
you guys would like this, send you're not Cool's at
pass Grape. I'd use a hashtag PTG not cool, my
not cool. I thought of I didn't mark it down,
but I just thought of it. Earlier when we were
talking about Black Friday. I was on a website and
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I was I had two things that I was going
to buy, and you know, I'm just gonna put them
on bave sharper Image.
Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
Fuck you sharper Image. Don't buy stuff from them, please.
Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
But I had two things in my cart and it
was like their sharper Image is typically on the more
expensive side. I was like, tight, this is marked down
forty two. This one's marked down fifty something percent.
Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
This is awesome. I'm gonna make a bunch of savings.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
And so I go.
Speaker 3 (01:09:33):
I entered the code, It accepts the code, and then
it takes off the money. And then when I went
to do like the final checkout, like I was about
to hit pay, and then I saw like it had
added back. It added all of it back. I was like, wait,
where's the okay, it says the promo code is added.
It gave me a fucking rebate for the difference.
Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Oh that is some slimy shit. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Oh it's our Black Friday. There's our Black Fridays. Now, No,
it's not not a sale. If I have to send
a rebate back and you're giving me a chore to do, yeah,
I could send that and then get the money later,
but right now, that's not the fun part of Black
Friday is being like, haha, I got that for this much.
Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Not I'm gonna send this back later. See that's that.
That's that fucking was bullshit, purposely trying to trick people
into not realizing that almost do it. That's you should
contact the Better Business Bureau and report them for that. Hey,
that's that's sneaky business practices.
Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
I'm not going to contact them, but will you just
send I don't at Better Business Bureau.
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Just tweet this clip.
Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
Just that clip, okay, like listening past the bavy at
one minute and ten seconds. Please, that's one complaint. And
then I'm sure they'll put somebody on that. Sure they'll
put somebody on that. But that's some bullshit, dude. I
have never seen that shenaniganry. But like, and you know
my policy, I don't return things, so I would have
been fucked. I've been fucked for a couple of like
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fairly expensive things that I got people, but not cool
as rebates. When you're saying it's a salees sale is
not a rebate, like like phones are the only place
I've really heard about that, because it used to be
you can get this new razor and you can get
a rebate for one hundred and fifty dollars, which like, yeah,
all right, I'll send that off then to get one
hundred fifty dollars and I would have maybe done this,
(01:11:11):
but like I'm not don't give me a chore. Don't
give me a chore. Okay, you can't call her black
Friar cyber Monday and then do that. My other not
cool I may not cool is Christmas glitter, because god
damn it, dude, like it makes me almost not like Christmas.
It is my least least favorite thing about Christmas is
the glitter. And I came home the other day and
(01:11:34):
my wife is very particular but actually decorate the apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:11:37):
So she's like, you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Like I try and help, and then she's like, don't
just let me do my thing. Then you can do
your shit and fuck it up or whatever. It is,
Like I don't do the tree right, I don't know
how to decorate it. Like apparently covering your tree in
giants ornaments and Sam Houston ornaments and passing Gavy ornaments
not not the most you know, visually appealing to everybody.
I don't know, excuse me that I've gotten like a
(01:11:59):
giant ornament every year since I was like six. I
put up one the other yesterday when I was doing it,
and I was like, this one says nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
This is an old ornament, all right. The storm's older
than us. It's got history's stort. What's going on the tree? Storm?
That's going on the tree. Okay, that's a pre lie.
That was pre lie. That was probably nice. Seven was
Dave Brown. Can't Graham one of those? Out of those
guys that was seven. I didn't follow the giants.
Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
Yeah, yeah I did. They were bad old Brett Farva.
They were bad then too, but then they got good
and then they got bad again and we're gonna get
a quarterback and be said, but Christmas glitter came home
from the bar watching football, and just.
Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
I was like, did you throw glitter everywhere? What the fuck?
There was over gold glitter?
Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
And then she hung this garland thing that had like
the ornament balls on it, and the ornament balls were
just covered in glitter, and like you had to get him,
You had to get him out of the the box.
You had to get the balls out of the box.
And I guess just pulling all that stuff out like
it just glitter goes everywhere, and I fucking hate it
with like gift bags, like don't like, don't make bags
that have glitter on them. I don't care, Like we
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don't need the polar bear to be in the snow
with glitter, Like, just make it a white bag and
put a polybroon.
Speaker 1 (01:13:14):
I'm fine with that.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
We're really overthinking it with the glitter and it it's
it's disgusting. It's disgusting, and it is the worst part
about Christmas. Christmas glitter needs to fucking go away. Okay,
I know that the bitching about glitter is literally like
the hackiest bit ever, but Christmas glitter almost ruins the holiday.
Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
That's all I'll say about it. There's only two places
there should be glitter elementary school, art class, not even
that strip club.
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Strip club makes sense. Elementary just like it's just grandfather
didn't do it, But element give me the elementary kids
is like, hey, who's gonna spread this around the most them?
Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
It's the worst tho. The kids are the worst people
to give glitters, but they like it. Kids and strippers,
so those are the only ones that should have glitter,
but only in approved areas. Only unapproved.
Speaker 3 (01:13:58):
I just if I was president our band Glitter, that
would be my that would be behind that. I would
run on that platform. I will eliminate glitter. What about
your foreign possible who fucking knows man? Glitter though it's gone.
We'll tax it, We'll put tariffs on the glitter, We'll
get rid of it. But yeah, that fuck glitter. Christmas, Glitter,
(01:14:20):
don't run my holidays.
Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
What you guys got, I got your back too, I
tweeted at sharper Image. I said, hey, rebate is not
a discount, you sneaky fucks. Get your house in order.
I got your back, dude.
Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
I'm gonna go tweet and say, Robert bleep that bleep
that ad out.
Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Uh my cool is. I finally got a new laptop on.
It was actually on Sunday, but I was like, oh,
Cyber Monday deal should be going on. Let me just
let me just hop on old wally World's website and
see what they got going on. And I'm scrolling through
and I see one that was five hundred dollars off
and I was like, oh, that's up my alley. It
(01:14:58):
was only like two eighty nine. I go to buy it,
entering the card information goes. Card cannot be processed. Sorry,
try again. I was like, I must have typed it
in wrong. I go through. I look at it again,
I retype everything. Card cannot be processed. I triple check
make sure everything will not be I hit like three
or four times. It won't go through. I go fine,
(01:15:19):
fuck it. So I'm trying to get a laptop. So
if we have to do this remotely, I can actually
have one that works and I can be an adult.
And Walmart just won't let me do it, won't let
me have nice things. I see a great discount on
a laptop, and I just can't have it because I
don't get to have nice things. Later that night, I'm
at home and I go, hmm, you know there's a
possibility that my bank was blocking this transaction. Pull it up.
(01:15:41):
Sure enough, right there is like, do you recognize these
nine field attempts of trying to buy a laptop? I
was like, yeah, boom, hit it. Order it. So now
instead of getting it on Friday, I don't get it
until Saturday, which is also dangerous because now that I
have to work Saturday, if it doesn't come early in
the morning, I won't have it at work to watch
sports on while I should you work because there's a
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lot of conference championships games. My phone dies quick as
someone was on it.
Speaker 3 (01:16:09):
That's bad.
Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
And also I'm probably gonna be want to be watching
one football game and a hockey game. I can't get
too going on my phone at once. That a good point,
Like I'm gonna have to work. It's bullshit. What is
this prison? Basically I feel like I'm in fucking Russia
right now. Yeah. So Bank of America being super cool
and trying to protect me from getting money stolen from
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me and me being an idiot. That's it kind of
fucked me over a little bit because I And the
funny thing is if I had just looked up how
much it would cost to replace the battery of my
Chromebook and none of this would have happened anyway, because
it's probably like thirty bucks plus maybe another thirty for
the geek squad. It's labor time. But huh, I'm getting
new laptop now. I gotta buy some more stickers to
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put on it. I got the pass of gravy one
from you already past gamers dot com stickers. Maybe maybe
I just go on there and get like nineteen of them.
Just do it. It's just get drunk. I accidentally cover
the screen too. Shit, but yeah that was mine. Not cool, Robert,
what do you got?
Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Mine's also like package related? I ordered something?
Speaker 1 (01:17:15):
You having trouble? Nice one? Not over herey the hog? Yeah,
I hit the ground the other day. Boom, all right,
what's up with your package? Sorry about that? I ordered something.
Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
It was supposed to get here on Saturday, and I
have a doorbell camera, so I saw that UPS delivered
something and I'm like, okay, I'm gonna check it out.
Turned out to be for my neighbor. But I still
could see the UPS truck a few hours of down,
so I'm like, let me just walk up to them
and ask, hey, do you guys have another package? Because
I can see the tracking it's supposed to be delivered
today on vehicle for delivery. I go up to them
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and there's two people, one of them who is like
actually putting the packages on the door, one who's driving.
And I asked the person and who was returning to
go back to the truck, like, hey, do you have
a package? And she asked the driver like, hey, do
another package for this guy? And he's like no, he
didn't even check. He just said no, And I'm like, okay,
(01:18:17):
I don't want to get into anything here. I don't
want to be like okay, but I can see in
the app. And then then whatever, I don't want to
get into your arguments. I'm like, okay, fine, whatever, Maybe
I'll just get it Monday. And then like twenty minutes
after that, I get a notification like, oh sorry, we
missed you. Oh no, okay, there clearly was the package
on the story missed you.
Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
I I was here.
Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Probably they probably just so busy, like a lot of orders,
you know, are being placed, they just didn't want to
take the time to look. I kind of get it
in that sense, and then like, okay, we'll be delivered
next business day, which will be Monday. On Monday, around noon,
I got a package left inside commercial delivery.
Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
I'm like, what does that mean?
Speaker 4 (01:18:57):
I went outside, looked around the house, even walked a
few doors down. Not delivered. I I think it was
delivered to the wrong are just maybe like a business
I think I think that's what that means. Inside delivery.
Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Yeah, sometimes mine will say business center if it's like
delivered in my front office.
Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
But yeah, you don't have a front office.
Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
So this package is just lost.
Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
That is the way. Yeah, I would report. Did you
report it?
Speaker 4 (01:19:24):
I did, haven't gotten the updates.
Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
I don't know that is. I think that package guy
that day just took it. It's like, next time I
go on this route, I'll say I delivered it, but
he just took her.
Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
You should wait by side for him every time he
comes up there, like, what's up, dude.
Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
I just can't believe somebody else out there has their
hands on Bobby's package. That's just unaccessed. Sam has got
to be furious trying.
Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Everybody wants a little bit of a Hogs package, you
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
That's sorry, buddy.
Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
I think we all had pretty solid knuckols this week.
Usually there's like one that's strong and then the other
two or not as strong.
Speaker 1 (01:20:01):
But pre solid week and not cools fellows. Let's move
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We're recording early next week, so load us up, Load
us up. Our first answers question this week is showing
our boy alex Oh at Alex mcthunder one on Twitter,
and he says, could Santa be considered a superhero.
Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
As so fucking lotly? Yeah? How's he not? He can fly,
he travels at basically the speed of light, absolutely humanly.
He's able to reach the entire world in one night.
He lives in a fortress of solitude. Well, I guess
it's not solitude. He's got l's and a wife, but
he lives in a secluded private location. He's definitely a
fucking superhero. How could you say he's not?
Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Like? He is the reason that kids have Christmas presents
a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (01:23:24):
You know, it's aw.
Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
He's absolutely he's maybe the best superhero.
Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Nobody knows his real identity well because.
Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
Because it changes if if he like falls off a roof,
you have to be Santa, true, the Santa Claus.
Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Some people call Santa Claus, some people call him Popo.
Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Some people call him Chris Kringle, the Fat Man, the
Fat Man.
Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
Yeah, he's definitely a superhero. Absolutely, he just doesn't fight crime.
He uses his superpowers to spread cheer for good. He's like,
I get it. He's like he wants to be left alone.
He's like, I'll give you guys one day. One day,
I'll do something that a lot of work. The rest
of the time, I'm just gonna hang out and present
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my wife and the boys.
Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
I mean, I'm sure it's a busy, his busy season December.
He's got to make sure that everybody's got up. He's
got to check his list twice, he's got five times.
He has gotta make sure the reindeer are good to go.
I mean, it's it's a it's a crazy job. But
I would say he is the best superhero of all
the superheroes because he truly is just doing it for good.
Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
No, I mean it's still Batman. Batman's the best superhero. No,
he's not.
Speaker 3 (01:24:38):
I go super Uh, Sanna, Santa Santa is the real
Superman if you think about.
Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
It, that's true, he really is. Roberts. Technically Superman is
not even a man. He's an alien. True. Also, do
you do you think he's a superhero? But I feel
like you're gonna be No, No, he's not a superhero.
Course he's not.
Speaker 4 (01:24:58):
Like he doesn't help people. Yes, he breaks into people's homes.
Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
They allow him to do that. Oh okay, so regular
superheroes they just destroy property.
Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
He's very selective about who he saves. If you want
to say that he doesn't go to everyone.
Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
He does everybody. He's just a chill guy that likes
to bring to the people that believe. If you're a believer, yeah,
I haven't got to stand the gift in years. I
stopped believing. You shouldn't still not a hero that he's
not your hero. He is to me, always will be.
He's a superhero.
Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Yeah, he's a super it's different. Instead of just being
a hero, shoul.
Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
Always be able to count on him. He can't.
Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Maybe he's just retired. Maybe that's what it is. He's
a superhero, but he's retired. It's not actually him doing
it anymore. He used to do it. Then the world
got all fucking bitchy about him and was about all
fucked up. I mean, dude, he used to do all
that full of milk. I mean, do you try moving
much having that many glasses of milk?
Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Tell millions of glasses of milk and cookies. Like, yeah,
you're gonna be just blowing as ship.
Speaker 1 (01:26:00):
He's not a diabetic either. Yeah, it's insane. I couldn't
drink that much milk. Insane. First of all, probably just
shit my pants. Santa is absolutely a superhero, don't say Robert. Yeah,
Robert's just a misanthropic dick.
Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
One hundred percent of superhero. Great question, Great question, Alex.
So what are we going with next?
Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:26:18):
This is an email from Katrino Ortiz. Katrina Ortiz says
that I tried to put it like, I don't know,
she's Hispanic, I said, Ortiz, who knows?
Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Who knows that?
Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Katrina Ortiz says, why don't penises get fat like the
rest of your body?
Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
I don't know, but it's bullshit. I'd be fucking hung
like Robert over here. No, you know what it is.
Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
It's because the penis is a muscle and it gets
worked out a lot. It's because your penis does not
have any fat cells. I've actually tried this method before
to make mine bigger. I was just like, what if
I just eat a lot and I tried to get
real fat, and I like it's not going there.
Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
So I just stopped.
Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
And then I did some research and it was like,
your penis does not have any fats, so that's why
it can't get fat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
I just figured because it was my only muscle, that
it's consistently exercised. That's true. That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Maybe self exercise count still, but it's still exercise. It's
still exercise, no judgment. Why did you assume it was
self exercise because he's met me.
Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
I didn't want to say that, Oh you mean the
guy that every two three times a month, he'll still single. Ladies, yeah,
I did. You gotta stay in shape.
Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
Yeah, so it it does not get fat, because why
you would think they would get fat, because like if
you if you eat any if you just eat a
bunch of shit, no matter what, like your your fingers
get fat, your face gets fat.
Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Your years probably get fat. Years probably done. It would
be dope. Though girls were like, oh, I ate a cake,
piece of cake, It's gonna go straight to my thighs.
If you're like, man, I had six tacos yesterday, that's
going right to my That.
Speaker 3 (01:27:54):
Was my thought process, though initially I was like, dude,
I'm just gonna just eat a bunch of cal shove
just my dick will be fat ass fuck did not
work that way, so I stopped.
Speaker 1 (01:28:06):
Also, that would probably become a problem, like you can't
get too fat. Yeah, yeah, so yeah, I'm gonna bang
you with my cheese wheel. I got a lot of
way to go before that process.
Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
But yeah, it's because you don't have fat cells in
your penis great question, Katrina. This is guys educating just
guys educating chicks, you know what I'm saying. Usually usually
it's us telling you what to do with your body.
Now you're asking us what we do with our body
sort of, except not at all. Everybody has but yeah,
(01:28:40):
usually people don't give us medical advice or ask us
like questions like that.
Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
So that was cool.
Speaker 3 (01:28:46):
Adrian Reevas weighs in and says, what is the best
instrument to use to play a sad song? I think
we've got a power rank. Yeah, best instrument to use? Okay,
so power ranking the saddest instruments.
Speaker 1 (01:29:05):
I think one has got to be tuba. Okay, what
do you got? Tuber one? Tuba one? Trying to piano two?
Dent dundu du dun. I've been watching a lot of
scrubs they use the ship out of that one. Uh,
piano two three, I feel like the violin can get
(01:29:29):
real sad. Yeah, violin four, all go, guitar, you can,
I mean you can make that bitch weep talk to it?
Was it Eric Clapton, Well, my guitar gently weeps that
hen I don't know. It was Beatles, beetles beetles? Is
that Beatles Beetles? I don't know, but also.
Speaker 3 (01:29:49):
The Beatles, the Beatles from Liverpool.
Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
With a Liverpool right now, I gotta come up with
one more than five fifth saddest instrument fifth satus, instrum, harp.
It's beautiful, but it'll make a cry. Okay, which, so
what did I say? Tuba one? Okay, it's very deep.
(01:30:16):
That sounds sad, right two? Piano three say violin four,
guitar five, harp.
Speaker 3 (01:30:26):
Okay, I will go piano one, piano, just play all
the sad songs with pianos.
Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Right, play happy too? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:30:39):
No, I mean piano rocks, But like you can make
anything sad with a piano. Violin is two. It's like,
I don't know. Violin always seems like you can make
it sad. Cello three because it's just a big violin.
Speaker 1 (01:30:54):
Ooh nice. Four guitar, blues and emo.
Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
I'm just gonna say that, sad songs, even though blues
are supposed to make you feel better. You're writing sad
songs even though they don't sound like sad songs.
Speaker 1 (01:31:12):
Five bagpipes. Damn, how did I not think about bagpipes?
Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
So always think of them playing at like funerals, and
it's like, yeah, they're beautiful funerals to those are extra,
they're beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
But they're sad.
Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Bagpipes. They're the worst sounding instruments.
Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
But there's that's so sad, sad sounding and also sads
coming out for my culture.
Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
You means sound bad. It's amazing.
Speaker 4 (01:31:38):
No, it's just it's so screachy.
Speaker 3 (01:31:40):
It's like, come on, see that's not sad. But like
every time they do amazing grace, you're like, Okay, this
is sad.
Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Which you got?
Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Robert?
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Do you have a top five that's very.
Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
Similar to yours? Piano Number one, violin, guitar. I think
a flute could be kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Flute could be sad, Zelda, you're probably lonely if you're
playing the flute, because nobody wants to talk to you
more happy?
Speaker 1 (01:32:16):
What was that three?
Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
That was off of five?
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
I said five. I just blacked out because I'm still
angry about him talking about bagpipes. Don't remember you. I
think the accordion is bullshit? How about that come after
your fucking culture, coming after mine?
Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
I was gonna say banjo, But banjo it's not sad.
It's not sad, and you know it's never sad. Fucking
steel drums, never steel.
Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
Drums rocked steal drums. They get me horny. You can't
not be happy when steel drums. It's crazy as girls go.
Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
That's what I think when I hear still Yeah, it's
the same, same, same, But they also.
Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Rock, they do they rock. I love a steel drum.
Speaker 3 (01:32:57):
Hey, hey, we're recording a fucking podcast here, guys, who's
fucking qualling me?
Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
Be a professional man? God damn it. Put it on vibrate.
I did, I just did? Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:33:07):
Next question comes from Todd Voss at as Underscore seeing
Underscore by Underscore TV.
Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Todd says, what is the best wine? What wine is?
What fuck? What is the best wine to drink? Drink?
Speaker 3 (01:33:23):
Okay, what is the best wine to drink out of
a ladle. You know me, I'm a big wine guy.
Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Homemade sangria. Because you're making that ship in a big
old just jug. You gotta ladle that bitch out any
other wine, I have to like pour it into the
ladle and then drink out of. No, man, I want
to I want to just be scooping it and slurping
that bitch like soup. Homemade sangria. That's a really good answer.
Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Yeah, I was just gonna say, Josh wine, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:33:51):
I see. I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
I was like, I see the probably a rose, and
then I was like, nah, dude, sang No champagne.
Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Champagne is a wine, right, Yeah, but if it's in
a big vat, you're lading ladling it out of needs
to stay in the bottle or also it's going to
lose its physic it's coole as fuck. Something that's that classy.
Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
But just drinking a ladle, I think maybe what if
it's a gold ladle very classy.
Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
I'm sticking with homemads angria.
Speaker 3 (01:34:17):
No how homemade singria works. But also I'd also like
to be something for the common man, like two buck chuck.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
Yeah, homemade angry is about as cheap as yes.
Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
All right, so homemades Angria is the answer.
Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Great question with fucking oranges and ship floating in it.
Great question.
Speaker 3 (01:34:32):
All right, We'll wrap it up with this one from
ray Mundo b Navidez at K Mundo be on Twitter
and ray Mundo says Ramuda also shout out to him.
He got he got us gifts for the Rod Ryan Show,
and he got me the Giants throwback jerseys if they
were this year. But it says PTG on the back
of it. Pretty sick and it was number sixty nine.
I saw also rocked to shout out Mundo. All right,
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Ramunda says, what is the official mascot of the podcast?
Is it a Ladele, a boomerang the hog? Yeah, just
Roberts Dick is the mascot of the podcast.
Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
It's a mascot. I was gonna at first, I was
thinking the logo, but that's not a mascot. That's the logo.
So it's not the logo the microphone I think. I
think our mascot would just be a giant like Ladle
with arms and legs. But Wheezy, that's right, It's Wheezy.
Wheezy is our mascot. I was just doing that. No,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (01:35:25):
I think we used to say that she's gonna be
so stoked. I want to tell her the Wheezers, Wheezy,
you're mask Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:35:32):
It'sheezy Weezington. Yeah, it's it's most definitely it's weezy. It's weeezy. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
All right, she's such a good girl. She's a very
good girl. She's a very good girl. All right, shout
out weezy. Hell yeah, hell yeah. All right, let's wrap
this mascot. She is she is, Okay, we are going
to do our random celebrity generator. I got Maury Povich,
Mariy Povich before we get out of here. I am
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you guys, Mari Povich.
Speaker 1 (01:37:24):
Is what Pat said? Mary Povich? Robert, I'm gonna go,
Ariana Grande. I am gonna go.
Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Oh, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey, all right, here we go.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
So did this website give us a list of eight?
Speaker 1 (01:37:44):
You can filter it through eight? But I oh, do
we just do eight? And then if one of us
hits it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
Okay, so then we don't have to keep hitting it. Okay,
So well it hit eight, we'll hit that and then
it'll pop it up. All right, Now, we'll just do
let's do fun how many?
Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Let's do four?
Speaker 1 (01:38:03):
Four? Let's do four for its fair? All right? We
have a new one.
Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
Is there other other website went out? All right, Randolinary Generator.
Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (01:38:11):
Matthew McConaughey, Maury Ariana Grandad. Yeah, come on, Maury, God
damn it.
Speaker 1 (01:38:23):
All right, I'm gonna try it again. I'll try it again.
We just have two. I have a backup in case
this fucks up, Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Gwyneth Paltrow, Marion Davies, Buddy Holly, and Joe Montana. No
one was even close. No one was even close. All right,
we'll talk to you guys next week. Love you guys
until we talk to you next time. Past the gravy Yeah, bitches.
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Speaker 3 (01:39:26):
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Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
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there's a pastor Grady Gray. Win goin fishing for your
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Speaker 3 (01:39:42):
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