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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang Baby Pop. The topping lead is spread.
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Houston Houston Baby. Now we go ahead and lick and
(00:20):
we'll get rich today.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yis bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
What's going on?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Everybody? It's past the Gravy episode number five hundred and
ninety five. We're just five apps away from six hundred guys. Alex,
Pat and Bobby jokes back at it again. I'm feeling
the Christmas spirit? Boys, are you feeling the Christmas spirit? Pat?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I feel you're looking christmasy, am.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
I I don't know. Maybe okay, I was not wearing
any Christmas or not even you got no red on,
but you just you look festive.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Thanks man, you too. You gotta fest feel about you?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Same same here, Robert, you feel festive?
Speaker 5 (01:04):
No, not one bit.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Robert's sick. Yeah, this is my flu game. This is
really like it's like Michael Jordan Robert flu games. Yeah,
but it's not the flu. No, it's just a cold.
I hope it's not the flu.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
It's just a cold.
Speaker 4 (01:16):
But it's a man cold, so it's arguably the worst disease.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Like there's like childbirth, and then worse than childbirth is
like a guy having cold.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, ladies, you just want to understand.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You wouldn't get it, ladies, And if you try and
tell us childbirth is where it's like, Okay, how come
you get multiple.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Childs showing your privilege?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yeah, yeah, you're one man privilege. It's a great way
to start the show. Great way to start the show. Oh,
this is a very special episode of Passing Gravy because
we get the twenty twenty four Gravs nominees later on
in the show. So I think we're gonna do comeback Kid,
We're gonna do some pre come segment and then we're
gonna do nominees. So uh, strap in gang, it's gonna
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be a good one. I want to start us off
being very festive. Vodka cranberry is absolutely like a Christmas drink,
right See.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
I think what it is is vodka saves it from
being a seasonal drink because if it was just cranberry, yeah,
that would be seasonal to this type of year, but
adding vodka to it, it makes it a year round.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
Drink, but it is a seasonal drink too.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
I mean also, yeah, yeah, eggnog, that's a seasonal drink.
Vodka Cranberry is year round. Bitches be drinking that shit
all the time. And by bitches, I mean it's true.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
But I just feel like you can just justify drinking
a Vika Cranberry at any point in time during the holidays.
They'd be like, ah, the holidays, right, Oh.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I guess I didn't think of this from the
lens of people that don't normalize alcoholism. Yeah, I guess
at any time or any day, you could be like,
vodka Cranberry seasonal happy holdays. Whereas for me, I'm just like, yeah, dude,
it's Tuesday, have a fucking drink. Who gives it off?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
King or Queen?
Speaker 4 (03:02):
But yeah, I guess it is not during the summer year.
At any time, it's okay for a Vodka Cranberry, even
with lunch go a little crazy. Yeah, Hey tis the season.
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
That's what I've been trying to do this holiday season.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
We put the tree up last week and I was like,
you know what I'm gonna do, make a Vika Cranberry.
And I went to the liquor store. I got some vodka.
We were all out and I was like, I'm gonna
get some cranberry and the only cranberry juice they had
was like the economy sized jug. So I was like,
That's what I'm drinking this holiday season, Vika cranberries. And
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I've made sure that one time a day at least
to give myself a little time to have a Vika
Cranberry two or three or four.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Put it in a Martini glass and feel extra fancy.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Oh I need to get like, uh, what is that
that garnish that's Christmasy? Like it's like a little leaf thing.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No, I can I can look, Yeah, I can picture
in the restaurant Rosemary.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Yeah, just a little rosemary thing that bitch Rosemary always makes.
But yeah, so Viker Cranberry is absolutely a Christmas drink.
You're round Christmas drink. But it's like die Hard, die Hard.
You can watch die Hard anytime of the year.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
If you put the rosemary in it, it's a Christmas drink.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
That makes it really christ because you.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Know, cranberry close enough to red rosemary green. There you go.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Yeah, Christmas y Christmas. Ey, Okay, I'm glad that you
agree with me on that. The other thing I brought
in for today's podcast is I think we need to
bring totem poles back.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
I'm listening.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I just I saw a totem pole the other day.
It was fucking rocks.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Looks cool, like the.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Native Americans had it down. Dude, they let's make more
totem poles, like instead of just like statues, totem poles.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
But then are we going to get accused of cultural appropriation.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
That's a great question, and I'd like to think no.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
Like that'd be great, Like outside of Yankee Stadium if
it was a totem pole of just like the greenish
shanky's heads, Yeah, that would be sick. Yeah, but it'd
be also walk by and spit on it.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Don't know. See that might maybe we take away totem
poles now, maybe the thing we get rid of. I
don't know. I just saw one and it had like
a bird on the top of it. It had a
wolf's face, and I was like, that fucking rocks, and
I want one so bad. So if anybody wants to
hook me up at a totem pole, I'm in the market. Also,
we just need to have more of these like you
see statue statues a.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Little old now, I feel like they're probably bigger in
the Southwest region probably, you know, probably right around anywhere
where you're seeing a lot of turquoise, you probably see
some more totem poles as well. Yeah, it feels like
those go hand in hand their jackets. Yeah, just the rock.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
No, I'm fully on board where they're like, hey, this
is a statue of this guy. No, give me a
fucking totem pole. It tells this guy's story.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
Yeah, I want to see the bird and some other
shit on top of it.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Hey, this is Sam Houston the statue. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,
give me a totem pole. And then be like, this
is the Battle the San Jacinto. This is actually you
have to have the album. He wasn't at But then
he's avenging everybody at the Battle of San Jacinto, and
you get Santa Anna's bitch ass and just getting just
getting Yellow Rose to Texas and you see Sam used
to be like, fuck you bitch, and then you see
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Texas winning its independence all in a totem pole.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I love that idea.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
It's way better than Texas totem Come on, they saying taxes,
get on it, yeah, or just put me in charge
of it and I'll figure it out. I'll let me
be like the Elon.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
For you will make you the art director of the
City of Houston.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, like what Elon does, but let me do it,
but not like Elon does. Just for totem poles specifically.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
It's like next time someone's like, we're gonna build a
three million dollar fountain, that's gonna no, no, no, no no,
We're gonna build a totem and it's gonna be sick.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
It's gonna be dope, dude. All right, So totem poles,
We're back in on totem poles back all right.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Gambling totem pole outside of the race street.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It's just got all the bets you've won, Like, hey,
my Mike, totem pole. Not to bragg and anything would
be like five and oh Saturday Conference Championship Saturday like bragging,
but like.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
At the racetrack, it would be like a horsehead, a
greyhound head, oh yeah, he head, and a camel head.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Camel head two, ostrich head two.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
The animal you add to and.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
Then it just keeps getting to be a bigger and
bigger totem pole.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Hell yeah, dude, Robert, would you.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Be down for totem poles making a comeback? If we
get to pass the baby totem pole, what would you
want adding? Would you want to add on it?
Speaker 5 (07:26):
We gotta have a hog on it.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
That would be immediately, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
A hog, A little, a little.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
You've got to have wheezy on it.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, weezy little.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Not sex microphone.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Probably O. J. Simpson, I don't know about that. It
was like a big part of it. But like we
can put like him in jail, like in jail, O Jason,
him behind bars. We put bars around that part of
the totem pole.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
That part of it. Gravy boat.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Gravy boat would be good.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
See we got playing it. Yeah, if anybody wants to
just start making us to somebody, somebody, please buy me
a total pole.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's really good.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Yeah, anybody you know Jesus was a carpenter.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
He was pretty good. He probably could have built a
hell of a totem.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Did Jesus make any totem poles?
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Probably not. I don't think they were around back there,
or at least not in that part of the world.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's true, And Jerry's alam, jerry'sulim, Jerry sulim. What'd you
guys bring in for what?
Speaker 4 (08:28):
I had something? But then I saw you've got it
in the comeback kids. So I'm just gonna hold off
on that and I'll double We'll double team, all right,
because it was about uh little teaser about Yankees fans
being little bitches.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Okay, well, we're gonna talk about baseball. Letk about baseball.
That's why that's fine. We're talking about baseball. I'm fine.
It's fine that things that were happening in baseball things,
It's fine. It's fine. I'm not upset or anything. I'm fine,
all right, don't act like I'm not. I'm fine.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
You seem so fine.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
I'm never been more fine in my life.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
You don't know. They say fine stands for what they
freaked out, insecure and neurotic, and I always forget the
E but it's from the Italian Job and I watched them.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's a rocking movie.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional. That should be the
easiest one to remember of the four. I always have
a problem with it.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
That made me want to get a Mini Cooper so bad.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I still don't think I could fit in one.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Oh that'd be a fun game, though. Can't Pat fit
in a Mini Coop?
Speaker 4 (09:32):
How how small of a car can we get Pat? Before?
It's just not safe anymore.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
If we ever get really rich, that's what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna buy you, like for birthdays. I'm just
gonna buy you increasingly smaller cars.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Give me a smart car.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Did you have a Fiat one of those little ones.
It's just a different Mini Cooper, it's not called a
Mini Cooper.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Then we start going like sport and we get that
like three wheel whatever the fuck it's called that. You
see people with too much money driving around whatever something
like that. It's gotten essen there that definitely would not
be safe for me to drive.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I saw a guy with a green one and he
was dressed as the Grench and the other girl was
missus Grinch and it looked like she was giving him
some dumb and they had like Christmas lights all around
it on it. I mean it was it.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
Was a Okay, that guy's the coolest guy.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It was a real so it was crop probably a bit,
but it was funny.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Oh it wasn't real.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
It was a real like real, it's pretty funny.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
I was like, if you just saw a dude driving
around Houston in a Grinch themed sling shot getting domed up,
I bick that guy's the coolest guy of all time.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yep, yep, what about you, Michael Jordan, which you got?
Speaker 5 (10:39):
How do we feel about vests?
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Love them?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
We did go through a vest phase on this pod,
didn't we?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
And by vest phase, I mean I think I bought
a vest and I wore it twice and then that
was my vest phase.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
And then I've got a vest that I wear when
it's cold. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
I think I remember seeing you in invest.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Yeah, that green vest. It's nice. Now, if you're going
to something formal, if you're gonna have a vest, you
have to also have the coat that goes over it,
because then otherwise you just look like the guy outside
parking cars. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
No, I don't mean like that. I mean like a
maybe like a puffer vest or something like that.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Yeah. I love them. Keep the core warm, let the
shoulders breathe a little bit. I like it.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
Okay, okay, because I see I'm more about functionality, and
to me, not it not having sleeves. I'm like, what's
the point, like how does it keep you warm?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
I keep the cordue, so it's when it's good for
when it's cool outside. So you need a little bit
of the jacket. But like if you wear long sleeves,
you know you're just gonna be rolling them up all
the time because then your arms get sweaty if you're
like moving around doing stuff. But it don't need to
stay cool. That's when the vest is perfect.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
I've always been thinking about, like should I get a vest.
I don't know if I should get a vest. If
I can trust the vest.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
You get a puffer.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
One doesn't have to be a puffer.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
I mean mine's kind of puffy, but it's not a puffer.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's not like the big I don't have the confidence
like rock the vest except when we were on the
podcast doing it. But like I would wear it under
stuff like you wear under a jacket and then you
can make a light act. It's like, I don't know,
like a bitch, but I am kind of. They still
have a vest on under it, and it's like, now
you don't see that interesting.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I never thought about wearing the vest under something else.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You should buy a bulletproof vest. That's where i'd start
that's probably the best, Like if you were ranking vests,
that's definitely the best one. Homewor vest is pretty cool,
except everybody made funny of you. I never got it.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
I don't really see it so much as a vest
as I see it as like a shit what do
you call it? The little jerseys that you penny? A penny,
that's what that's the home honitor ones are more pennies. Technically.
When I think vest, I think open in the front too,
So bulletproof vest is more of a penny itself. It's
open on the sides. You got to like strap it in.
I don't know how it got the vest term, but
I think it's I think it's stolen valor is vest.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
It's probably the alpha vest. Really though you can't shoot
any other bullet. It's like the only vest that does
stop bullets.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
Is a bulletproof vest. Stolen valor? That's a good question, Pat.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
I think it is, because to me, it's not a vest,
it's a penny. A ves should open in the front.
I don't know if there's a reasoning behind that or
if it's just something that's stuck in my head, but
a VES needs to be able to open the front,
Like if my chest gets too cold or too warm,
I could open that pitch up. Same thing.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's why I like it, opening yourself up to being
able to be penetrated by bullets. So that's the downside
of it.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I mean, I'm always open to that.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
You live and you learn. That's one of my bigness
biggest weaknesses is actually bullets.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
I would say, yeah, I'm not. I'm not impervious to
those either.
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Pat, you don't have a case on your on your laptop,
do you. No, I'm just really looking at it now.
There is no logo on the back of.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
It, like, yeah, dude, it's a fucking weird one.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
Very indescript. It's just laptop.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
I think it's just parts that were slapped together.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Pats. He's done a podcast for eight years and he
finally like bought a computer on Black Friday, the guys,
I did it. Look what I did, boys, And then
he showed us the camera today and it's the worst
camera I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, that might
be why it was a black Frida idea.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Probably, But hey, it's got twenty four fucking gigs a RAM.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
So that's all you need.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
Dude, Yeah, I got space on this bitch. But yeah,
the brand is ku U. I've never even fucking heard
of them before.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
You you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Yeah, it's always a good idea to buy a brand
you've never heard of.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
Yeah, dude, I buy off brand of black market ship.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
And if you're going to buy an off brand anything,
it's got to be a computer, like because you definitely
don't want a pasture for name brand computers to anything.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
If anything, it would be like Apple, but it would
spelled app e L. But it's not the kind of
all I buy only. Yeah it's Upel. I bought an
uphel computer. I bought an Orange.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah it does a Disney show. You said, shit, I
think there was pears where it's like the Disney version
of Apple for all this. Oh yeah, all right, well stolen,
stolen valid.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We have a bullet proof vested vest with provest.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
I'm a big vest guy, Robert.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
You need to get vest. Rock a vest.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You could rock the hell out of the vest.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
You could rock a vest, dude.
Speaker 5 (15:13):
The thing is with me is like I don't like
wearing long sleeve shirts.
Speaker 4 (15:17):
So the vest is perfect.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
That's exactly what a vest is.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
No, you can wear a short sleep with vest I'm
telling you it gives you just enough warmth to your
core that it keeps your extremities warm too, dude, but
you can still breathe. It's perfect. I'm telling you. Do it.
Speaker 5 (15:29):
I'm looking to it.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
Just take the plunge.
Speaker 5 (15:31):
I'm looking to it.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
Tell Sam to get you one for Christmas.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We should just get one. Everybody just shut up to
the spectacular. But here's the thing I don't like we
did with I don't have any fashion sense. Sam would
probably buy the one that would look good. I'm not
saying any fashionable. Just buy one whatever the cheapest one is.
Just do that by the off brand version of me.
Let me go on Walmart by not by moth Face
instead of the north Face.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
It's a new, nice little off brand version.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Not moth Food, that's what that's the brand.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
I think the vests are like a cowboy thing because
every time I see anybody talking about Yellowstone and there's
like a scene of it, there's somebody wearing a vest
in there, and it's probably so you can, like, I
gotta lasso and I can't last though with my jacket on.
Gotta have my vest on so I can stay warm.
Out here Yellowstone.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Think about how much of they're moving their arms.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
If they swing my arms, I could grab this bay
of hail to throw over. I can I can rope
a steer. If I got to whatever whatever the Yellowstone
throws at me, I will be ready. You gotta love
the functionality of it, man, because I'm Flip and I'm
the guy that runs this place. His name isn't Flip
something like that. This is like me with the Wicked,
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the I Felba. I'm Flip and I run Yellowstone.
Speaker 4 (16:48):
Now I'm dry going. I can't think of his fucking name.
Now it's driving me nuts.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, we'll never know now, I'm not gonna google it either.
It's not Voldemort. No, let's not just go with them. Okay,
moving on, Let's get to the Comeback Kids segment where
we tell you what is back according to us. The
Comeback Kids segment this week is again brought to you
(17:13):
by the Eleventhaniel Pass. The Gravy Christmas Spooktacular. Let's going
down Saturday, December twenty first, at Cobo's Downtown twenty twelve
Rusk Street in Houston, right by Minute Made Park. Eleventhaniel
Pass gave you Christmas spoot tacular. We need to come
up with a shirt design this week, maybe by but
next Monday we'll have a shirt design. Right, when is
your one.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Thing done it? Give me back next monday.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I'll be back monday.
Speaker 2 (17:37):
Okay, we'll cut that for I'll come up with a
design or.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Any of that, because that's not worth Oh yes, I
forget that. Well, just guys. You guys had a secret
from me right there.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, that's good. Now we know we can do that,
all right. Yeah, the the spook Taggers going on Saturday,
December twenty first at Cobo's Downtown. I was kind of
stressing about finding an engineer, and on my way down
to go that pat up this afternoon, I found our engineer,
David Ober. Shout out to that guy. I've worked with
him at iHeart with him forever. And Davy, what's uh,
(18:07):
you're looking for an engineer? Why do you talk to me?
It was because it's work, Like this is work and
I always feel like I don't want to be like
do you want to do more work? But not here?
And he was like, dude, I got you, Like let's go.
And so we got we got an engineer. We're good
to go and we might have a little maybe maybe
Rosie's gonna be I want to see if we can
do something with Rosie. It's gonna be fun. And the
twenty twenty four Gravyes Awards, you're gonna have the nominations
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for that coming up here in just a little bit.
But don't forget to mark your calendar. Bring all your friends.
It's gonna be fun. The Texans do play that day,
so I think we're gonna start about one point thirty.
Let's come there. Get ready, like we'll get ready during
the Texans game. Halftime the Texans game, we're gonna go on.
Then the rest of the game will will be broadcasting.
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But you watch the Texans, you can hang out, have
the best food in town, have some of the best
drinks in town. Cobbos. It's our last time at this
very at this location of Kobo's, and it's gonna be awesome.
So come on out. Saturday, December twenty first, just a
couple of weeks away, the Eleventhaniel Pass Gay Christmas Spooktacular
twenty twelve Rusk Street in downtown Houston, right by Minute
Made Park. Saturday December twenty first, Eleventhaniel Pass Gay Christmas
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Spoctacular and Gravy's Awards. We'll see you there. It's the
comeback kid, the comeback kid of the week, comeback kid
of the week, bitch. All right, our first comeback kid
this week is baseball contracts, because god damn it, I'm
(19:35):
pretty sure Jan Soto could buy.
Speaker 3 (19:40):
Several countries, at least probably Luxembourg.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
Yeah, yeah, like what's GWAM going for you? Probably less
than seven. He could probably buy Costa Rica. He could
probably buy Costa Rica. He he got a fifteen year,
seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract with the Mets. Insane.
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Well, Stevie money bags just throwing I mean, this is
what we all anticipated when he bought the Mets. He's
got all the money in the world. Why not spend it?
Speaker 3 (20:14):
We always say that, Yeah, we always said that, just
spend the money.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
You're a billionaire, do the billionaire thing and be a billionaire.
And yeah, so for fifteen years, that guy is and
they didn't dodgers it. They didn't do it where they.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Off floated the they did it the right way. The contract.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
So he's gonna get paid out over the time, not
at the last season of his contract. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Well, I don't think he was gonna accept that. He
doesn't seem like the kind of guy that's cool with deferments.
He wants us. It's his money and he needs it now.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Yeah, yeah, Big JG Wentworth guy, Huge JG. Wentworth guy.
He used to do ads for him, but yeah, once
there was a met now so fuck him.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
And this is this is where I was going to
go with my pre comments. When did Yankees fans go
from being the obnoxious fan base to a bunch of bitches?
Because all I'm seeing online today is Yankees fans going,
fuck you Soto? How dare you turn your back on us?
We're We're the fucking greatest team of Wall time. You're
gonna go somewhere else for an extra five minutes? He
(21:12):
got traded to your team. He was there for a
year and a half. He's not a fucking Yankee. You
guys are making it sound like a guy that had
earned his pinstripes is turning his back on the franchise.
He made it known from his days back in Washington,
whoever pays him the most money is gonna get him.
But here, Yankees fans, why aren't you mad at the owners?
It was a five million, an extra five million a year.
(21:33):
You guys couldn't go there.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
I think that it's not so much like why are
you turning you back on the Yankees.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
It's just like, oh, you're not with us anymore when
you went to a vile fuck you.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
That's that's not what I think. That's kind not what's
I've seen a lot of it on that that that
is not.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
One dude burned his his jersey. No, Robert, I don't
know if you know this about Yankees jersey don't have names.
They don't have names on the back.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, he might have had the one with the names
on it, which.
Speaker 2 (21:58):
Is he did not jersey.
Speaker 4 (21:59):
He didn't two.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
That's the best thing about Yankees jerseys.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
You just like, I'm gonna hang on to this and
then hopefully we're another number twenty two and boom, I
got that guy's jersey.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Someone in the comments said, I've been wearing my number
twenty two jersey since Roger Clemens pitched for us.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Yeah, it's awesome.
Speaker 4 (22:13):
You can do that. So it's just the most performative.
That's it's a Yankee fan being a bitch. It used
to be. No, you guys were the best. You were
the strongest any or you're not. You're either with the
Yankees or not. And now all the fans online are
just like, how dare he turned its back on us
for an extra five million a year? Really you need
(22:35):
that extra five million. We offered you seven sixty over
sixteen years. You took seven sixty five over fifteen. Yeah,
that's more money. That's more money. Yeah, man, that's five
million more a year. Instead of making forty six million
a year, now he makes fifty one million a year.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Man, I know, math Way.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
It's it's sad seeing what Yankees fans have turned into.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
Really, not all Yankees fans just there's there's bitch fans. No,
just it's not the loud but joy, it's never lab majory.
It's just the loudest ones that it's the Italians. It's
the loudest ones that you notice Italian where it's like, hey,
I'm not happy about this. It may be a very
vocal minority, but those are the ones that they have seized.
He's like, I damn it, this guy one shut up.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
They're loud in the Yankees fans, they're Italians. I guarantee
you all these people online their last name ends in
a vowel.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Maybe maybe not, maybe not. But if you're a Yankees
and Giants fan, you're like, best play with one of
your best players just gone to a rival, like yeah,
so it's not been like super chill. So I can't
understand why you'd be upset.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
But wait, all hold on. As a Yankees fan, I
thought the Mets weren't rivals.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
They're trash right, well, I mean they get there. I
don't think anybody's ever said that the Mets are like
I've never once said that, never once said the Mets
are not the Yankees.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
You're a very rare thing these days. You were a
rational Yankees fan.
Speaker 3 (24:00):
Right, but like your in state team is like a
rival to you.
Speaker 4 (24:05):
So how did you let an Inn City team steal
a guy over five million dollars a year? That's not
the Yankees I grew up with.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
I mean, I the dad died in that family a
couple like a while ago, and then the sun was
not as cool as the dad where he just realized
that you just just pay the people to do the things.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Can you imagine if you could dig up and reanimate
George Steinbrenner and let him know, hey, he beat one
of the most generational talents you had ever seen. Your
sons are going to let him walk to the Mets
over an extra five million dollars a year. George Steinbrenner
would kill his sons and sell the team probably, you know,
(24:45):
he would probably to ensure that you guys stayed the best.
He would probably sell them to bezos, just like, oh,
you're gonna have a billionaire with unlimited resources. That unlimited resources. Yeah,
it's just sad to see what's become of your base.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I don't claim all of them. I don't care, dude.
Sports are dumb. Sports are stupid, And I don't even
like him anymore. Man, this like it's the holidays. You know,
I got other things.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
You got a kid, man, you got I'm a parent.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
It's the most important job in the world.
Speaker 2 (25:19):
They say. So yeah, sofa filled and I feel so fulfilled,
especially like on Sundays when I watch my godship, my
my dog, shit football team. Just it's fine. Sports are
stupid whatever, baseball neat that's that's that's baseball cool. So yeah,
And the next, uh, did you want to talk about
your brother's tweet? About the one that Oh.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Oh yeah, I I really thought I should start like, actually,
here's the thing, though, I worry that if I were
just tweeting out his text, people would be like, they
get flagged for stuff they're big. This is so obviously satire.
Nobody thinks this way. So my boss texted me and
my brother yesterday and goes, Wow, that's crazy. Are we
gonna we're to see a billion dollar deal in our lifetime,
(26:01):
aren't we? And I go yeah, and my brother says,
almost certainly, unless some really bad stuff happens in the world,
which could definitely happen. So the guy goes zombies and
my brother goes, I won't rule that out, but it's
more likely that leftist ideology is the main component. And
it was at that moment that my boss texted me
(26:22):
on the side and said, I'm never texting your brother again.
He's the most termally online but never online person you
could hope to encounter in your entire life.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
So leftist ideologies are why onan so signed a fifteen
million dollars.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Leftist ideology would be the reason for the downfall society,
so that we wouldn't see a billion dollar That's what
I'm say, Like, we're what he was saying is we'll
definitely see it unless the leftist takeover and just society crumbles.
Speaker 2 (26:52):
So he was basically like, well, yeah, unless the world ends,
and it's like yeah, but that wasn't even we weren't
even talking about that. He was just saying like, do
you think in our I have time? We were assuming
for this exercise the world is not ending.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
His brain is broken. He's the reason that unless you're
over sixty five years old, there should be a cap
on how much news you can watch a day.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
You know, you can set that on your phone where
it's like, hey, buddy, maybe I don't use this app
anymore that he needs that you need to do it,
but don't tell him like parental controls on his laptop.
But tell him that Apple just did it. And then
he'll be like, what the fuck Apple by phone anymore? Yeah,
he'll buy an Android and be like I don't I
don't hold back.
Speaker 4 (27:31):
Yeah, he ain't gonna do that.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Okay, Android's not made in the US.
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Huh, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
He'd find some reason. More likely he would be who
would have to leave the house to do it?
Speaker 2 (27:42):
That would Yeah, that'd be a good one.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
But yeah, there's your weekly dose of my brother being
an absolutely insane person that can turn anything political.
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Good to know.
Speaker 4 (27:51):
He's like the Todd from Scrubs turning anything sexual, except
he turns every conversation into a conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
You no longer want to, which is way worse, way worse.
Like light sexual harassment not good at all. But just
somebody that turns anything into politics is the worst. Hey, buddy,
I didn't want I don't want ever harassment. I'll die
on that hill. I love it, like anytime you're like
a work like little pow wow, somebody brings it, like
(28:17):
somebody makes like a joke like that.
Speaker 3 (28:18):
I'm like, cool, I'm gonna go just quietly find a
way to make her an exit.
Speaker 4 (28:22):
I'll be at work, I say, somebody at the bar
will say something, and I'm like, you realize the bartender
you're talking to has pink hair, right know your audience, buddy, Yeah,
she's gonna smile and be nice because she wants the tips.
But uh, she doesn't agree with you.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
She's gonna talk out a lot of shit.
Speaker 2 (28:41):
All right. Well, baseball contracts, they're back, neat. Also back
this week is the playoffs because the first ever twelve
team college Football Playoff was released. Some thoughts it's dumb
that they do it at eleven am on Sunday. Do
it at ten it was I was too busy getting
(29:02):
ready for football, or to do it on Monday. Do
it on Monday. I understand that you need, Like, doesn't
it college basketball? I guess because the last I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:12):
If I know the reason there's no college games on
Sundays because they know they can't go up against the NFL.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
And it's like, we're gonna go up while everybody's putting
their bets and while everbody's changing their fantasy. That is,
while everybody's doing this is when we're gonna release the album.
It ain't in the fucking postseason like we're.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
I'm very happy that they decided, you have three losses,
you're not.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
In although I am and anything. Dallas can fuck off
and SMU is Dallas, so fuck them. They're eleven and
one two eleven two. I thought it was eleven and
eleven two whatever. That's so big. Still, still they were
math guys. They were ranked three is more than two,
so that means Alabama lost one more game than sm did.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
They were ranked eighth going into the conference title. You
shouldn't be penalized.
Speaker 2 (29:53):
I agree with that. I think I think the logic
was solid. I hope that. I mean SMU is gonna
flame out in the first round anyway.
Speaker 4 (29:58):
That's why if if Georgia had Austin Texas and had
three losses, I would have at least been okay with
that one, because it was like, you.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Know what, you lost, championship.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Shouldn't be penalized for making it to the championship unless
you're Lebron then you suck for.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
Not Yeah, and it doesn't count if it's a COVID one.
So yeah, we won't honor.
Speaker 4 (30:14):
That got in state. Notre Dame versus Indiana. I like
that magic Notre Dame.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
Robert, did you know that Notre Dame was in Indiana?
Speaker 5 (30:23):
I had no idea South Bend baby, I would have
guessed Massachusetts.
Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yeah, because that's that's a pretty Catholic state.
Speaker 4 (30:31):
That's what I love about Robert, just straight up being
if it's not baseball, I don't know, I don't.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Know where a lot of Catholics live Massachusetts, let's go
which would be a good guess.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
Growing up, Roberts like or geography teacher had to be like, okay,
well this the Reds play here. That's Cincinnati, that's Ohio.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
I was like, okay, he thinks the whole country is
just the Al East.
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Wait, do you what I'm not gonna learn Nevada they
don't have a baseball team, and that's the Al Central.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
No, that's the Midwest.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
I could just see Robert filling in like a graph
of the country, or not a graph, a chart of
the country, but he just skips any state that doesn't
have a professional team.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
What's Oklahoma?
Speaker 4 (31:16):
No, idea, Louisiana.
Speaker 2 (31:17):
Don't do Mexico. That's a that's not a state way.
Would we have two Mexicos.
Speaker 4 (31:22):
Well, there's a minor league team there, robertson, Okay, I'll
accept that. Oh you know Louisiana. You know the Zephyrs
used to play in New Orleans. That used to be
the Ashros minor Okay, we can play with them.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, but I don't know. I was. I think that
the bracket was fine, and I forgot, like, oh, twelve
team playoff means the games to start earlier. So December
twenty think during the Spectacular there will be playoff games
going on, I believe, which is also kind of creaty. Yeah,
eleven am the day of this spook so we'll just
(31:54):
get to coba As super early. We'll watch games and
the hell will what a great day, Dilly, Dilly, I
just I realized that the first game is the Friday
before the spook Tacular. Then the other three games day
out of the spook Tacular, we can finished Spooktacker watch
football day. Fuck yah, perfect football and podcast What a
(32:15):
fucking day. What sport Americans?
Speaker 3 (32:17):
So if that doesn't sell you, I'm going to Cobos.
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Which is the best place to watch a game, best
place to eat food while you watch a game, Best
place to watch podcasts while you watch a game and
do everything else. Best place to do a Christmas movie bracket,
best place to have an awards show, all of those.
Best place have live music Cobos, So fuck yeah, dude.
(32:39):
Tennessee Ohio State is one of the first round matchups.
Clemson and Texas is the other. SMU Penn State and
Indiana another day. Like you had said earlier, Georgia, Boise State, Oregon,
and Arizona State get the buyes. So that'll be interesting.
But you got to pick to who's gonna win it all?
(33:00):
You can't go Notre Dame.
Speaker 6 (33:01):
I no, No, Before that Georgia game, I would have
said Texas, I think I gotta go Oregon. I mean
it's a lazy pick because they're the number one seed
and everything, but they're fucking really good on offense, they're
really good on defense. They can get after the quarterback,
they can score with anybody. I mean, it's not SMU.
(33:23):
They're not gonna win at all. It's not gonna be Indiana.
I think Notre Dame wins if Carson Beck still isn't playing,
which actually they might be better off.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Not gonna play any Sugar Bowl.
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, so like Notre Dame might be able to beat
Georgia in that, but probably fucking not. Probably our strength
is running the ball. Georgia could probably stop us from
running the ball. So then after that we're fucked. Uh.
I mean Georgia or Oregon, probably, I think. I think
that's really it. Penn State can't win the big game, yep.
(33:53):
I think Soise State's not gonna win at all. Arizona
State's not gonna win at all. I think Ohia State
Texas could go on to run. I just I don't
see Ohio State winning at all with Will Johnson at quarterback.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
I think it would be funny if Ohio State won it,
because in Michigan could be like, well, actually, we also
win the national championship this year too, because he beat you.
Speaker 4 (34:12):
It would be funny. But see, that's the thing. I
just Ryan day Eh like, if he without an elite quarterback,
I don't think he can win. They've got an elite defense.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
It will be Oregon, Ohio State, or Georgia that wins it.
It's one of those. I don't but I can't see
anybody else. It's not those three. I don't think Texas
gets it done. I don't think Clemson gets it done.
I don't think Tennessee gets it done. Arizona State.
Speaker 4 (34:36):
Now here's the thing. If Texas doesn't have to play Georgia,
I think Texas can beat any other team. I don't
think they it beat Georgia. Georgia just big boyfoots with footballs. Then,
and while the other teams do have great defenses, they
don't have the Georgia defense. You know what I'm saying. Yeah,
I think it's like a mental thing at this point.
With Texas and SEC or in Georgia.
Speaker 3 (34:54):
It'd be interesting to watch that, but yeah, it starts.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
December twentieth is when the first playoff game is also
back this week insurance and insurance is back. Don't forget
to get those twenty twenty five benefits signed up for
if you haven't yet. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (35:12):
Did you forget to do that?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
No? I did, They did do it just reminded people,
what does something else happen insurance wise?
Speaker 4 (35:20):
Yeah, they caught the guy that killed that CEO.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
What wait? What now?
Speaker 4 (35:24):
If you had to hire we recorded last form of
nationality to do a let's call it a hit on somebody,
some might say that who would you, uh, who would
you be thinking about somebody?
Speaker 5 (35:38):
Like?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Would you say that you would maybe want them to
sleep with the fishes?
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, if you were going to hire a certain type
of person.
Speaker 2 (35:45):
To do that, a tire mafia guy.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Yeah, oh so that would be what Italian?
Speaker 2 (35:52):
Well, they have an Irish mafia.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
That's offensive.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
They have an Irish mafia.
Speaker 4 (35:55):
If you had to hire a video game character to
do a hit, why would it be so if you
guys didn't know the guy's name is Luigi Mangione.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
It has been a I mean, I'm not saying that.
Speaker 2 (36:10):
Anyone should die. I'm not obviously, we're not for that.
I'm trying to ward this as well as they can
so we don't get in trouble with YouTube or anything.
But there was absolutely no sympathy online for that dude.
All Like I was addicted to the comments. I'm like,
let's go look, let's go read this and just scroll.
Speaker 4 (36:30):
And I saw one. There was precisely one.
Speaker 3 (36:32):
There's always a couple of people that were like, how
dare you?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
This is blah blah blah blah blah, and like they're
scolding people, but it was ninety nine percent just fuck
that dude. I'm not tell anybody how to think, but
I can understand why people would be upset with the
CEO of United I can also understand why it's sucked
up that you would kill a guy. So a little
bit a little bit of both, but weird fucking thing.
(36:55):
And I, uh, are you surprised he got away this long?
Speaker 4 (37:01):
Yeah? I just think it's funny that the only reason
they caught or not the only reason, but the main
reason is he wore his mask all throughout the city
could not be identified, brought it down one time to
flirt with a girl doing the checkout.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Makes me think the rock lay off the prods. They're
just every time make they weaken the legs downfall of
every man pussy women. Eve, I'll start with Eve.
Speaker 4 (37:23):
That bitch, that bitch unscrupulous whrror a bitch.
Speaker 2 (37:28):
But yeah, Luigi's caught and just a bunch of sopranos
memes and gifts are going out there already, some super
Mario ones. This saw Tommy, Tommy Devita's agent on the
phone be like, yes, I represent Luigi Mannacole or so yeah.
Speaker 4 (37:53):
And he was like a smart guy, like Ivy League.
He was a valed victorian of his like private high school,
super smart, all this shit, and then like just got radicalized.
I guess also, you know his grandma didn't get good
covers that like.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
When people like we could the motive be it's like, well,
I'm gonna bet that maybe somebody and his family or
himself may or may not have been denied some sort
of coverage for something, and then why don't you know
it ding ding ding, Because then then like I don't know,
we're not this is not insurance or economics podcast, but
like it was like forty percent of the claims that
(38:31):
United they just say fuck you.
Speaker 4 (38:33):
I saw like the denial right went up nineteen percent
in the last like three years or something like that.
Seems a lot like you're being greedy fucking pigs and
you know what they say about pigs they get slaughtered.
Speaker 2 (38:44):
No, hogs get slaughtered, pigs get fed. Oh that's right,
Well you know what this pig uts lot. I don't
know why I know that. What was that from?
Speaker 4 (38:52):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
It's something some movie. That's the only reason. It's not
like I know, I don't just know, like quotes like
that Charlotte's Web Web nailed it. I get the point
of running is to make money, but if you're an
insurance company, you have to assume that from time to
time you're gonna have to pay out.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
And they were just like, what if we denied this
kid who has cancer his nausea medicine and said we
don't know that the chemo was causing it because I
saw a story about that one.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
Or like what if halfway through open heart surgery, were like, okay,
well we only cover anesthesia for three hours. This is
going on hour four now. Unfortunately, you're gonna have to
pay for your own anesthesia or just not have anesthesia,
like that would be really fucked up. Oh wait, they
did that. And then there was another company that the
following day was like, hey, we're gonna walk back that thing,
(39:41):
and it was like, what what happened?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
What could have happened made you guys? Change course? That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (39:46):
It probably should just be. If you're gonna run an
insurance company, I think the CEO has to be vegan,
like we need the most caring people on the planet
to do that job, and not people like me either,
are like probably make more money.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's hard to like, look at the fact that healthcare
is a for profit industry, and I think a lot
that's that doesn't sit well with a lot of people.
Speaker 4 (40:05):
It was okay for a long time, but then we
just got real corporate and it was like, fuck.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
If we really fucked them other poor? Hey, you know
how like we deny some people, What if we really
ramped that up, boys, we could get the we get
the board members rich.
Speaker 4 (40:20):
What if we denied all of Yeah, but a lot
of people are.
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Going to no, but we are gonna have a lot
of money in our pockets and people are going to
get mad. Don't cut don't care. Don't fucking care.
Speaker 4 (40:29):
They'll be too sick to attack us. Huh. Turns out
that's not true, is it.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
Yeah, So that's that's just a dark part of the
podcast that we're going to just move on from. But
Insurance it's back.
Speaker 4 (40:39):
Don't forget to sign it out out Italians.
Speaker 2 (40:41):
I'm for you to sign it for your twenty twenty
five benefits healthcare dot gov.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
Italians are the backbone of this country, all right.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
Our next comeback kid is the.
Speaker 2 (40:51):
Gravy, because it is time for the twenty twenty four
Gravies and nominations. Now, these are all going down at
the Spooktacular Saturday, December twenty first and Cobo's Downtown twenty
twelve Russ Street. You do not have to wear a
suit or a ball gown if you would like to.
If you're nominated, go ahead, go ahead. And remember we
(41:15):
had said this before. I think it was last week
about somebody saying I don't know if I can go.
This is a very prestigious award show, so you can
use this to get out of anything. Robert will write
you a note like a doctor's note. Say it's a
doctor's doctor, Robert.
Speaker 4 (41:28):
We'll scribble a name on there too. Yeah, it looks
like a real doctor segment.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Pretty perfect. We all go get I'll get my friend
that has a lab coat. My brother's wife is actually
a doctor, so I'll just get hurted, right, you know.
But here Alyssa, do this please, and she'll put her
coat on and she'll sign it off and it'd be
good to go because you have to an awards show.
Speaker 4 (41:46):
Make sure she's wearing the coat when she signed her.
Speaker 3 (41:48):
Of course I would. I'm not crazy, all right.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
So if you are a nominee, you're up for one
of these bad boys.
Speaker 4 (41:55):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:56):
I do not have the list of last year's winners.
I do know like some of them, like who won?
I think Melissa I'd want to let you man think.
I know that alex O one MVP, but I don't
have off the top of I think, I think Mike
ep One. Brett Brandon won Gravy Gangster.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
It was a year ago. I don't remember.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Yeah, it's a lot. That's a lot. Shout out to
me though, for keeping track of all of our stuff.
So I was showing you guys last week, I was like,
I remember January when I was like, I should just
keep track and then I did it.
Speaker 3 (42:25):
How awesome is it that now we're not like who
who did this?
Speaker 2 (42:29):
And I went through also, like every single pod Love
and Organized King, I went through all of the podcast
prep that we do every week and it's got every answer.
So like the people for the best answers questions are
also the people that have submitted the most answers questions
as well. So that's that's the reason why this is
not based on like do you like listen to the
podcast more or less of other people? This is based
(42:50):
on like your interaction with the podcast, So like, if
you didn't get a nomination, it's not like we're saying
we don't like you or anything. We're just like, this
is who interacts with us on like a weekly bi
weekly however often it is basis that's how you get
the nominees. So please don't be offended if you did
not get a nomination. We would like to nominate everybody
we would like to know. We'll make Gravy Gang Member
(43:15):
of the Year, and it's to all of you guys.
It's like when Life magazine or Time magazine was like
you are the person of the Year, and it was
just a mirror and just we'll just put like a
Twitter out and you can just print the certificate and
be like, I'm a Gravy Ganger of the Year. Hell yeah,
So there you go. That works. But let's get let's
get to it. We have the main Gravies awards, and
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then we have the auxiliary Gravies awards that are we're
not going to award them to the person actually, but
we have some like celebrity ones, Meme of the Year
and all of that. But let's start off with our
first Gravy's category, the Gravy Gangster Award. Now this is
to somebody we say the gang. The Gravy Gang is
a lawless bunch. We're a wild pack of dogs.
Speaker 4 (43:57):
Very much so.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
Last year Brett and won it because he got arrested
with a passive Gavy face tattoo on his lugshot had
the pass the Gavy logo. We're gonna see if he
can go back to back because he's not been any
less badass. So he's nominated again. Brett Brandon, can we
go back to back? Never had a back to back
Gravy Gangster Award winner. This would be a first, but
Brett Brandon our first nominee. Next, we got David Ruiz.
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He was the first person in history to get a
pass Gavy podcast tattoo. And David Ruiz, that's gangster as fuck, bro,
So you are also a nominee for the Gravy Gangster Award.
And last, but not least, we've got Jordan Welch because
Jordan Welch won free tickets to a Houston SaberCats game
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and then bitched at people because they did not go
to the game that they did not win free tickets too,
and he got mad and left. And while we made
fun of him initially kind of gangster that, he was like,
fuck y'all, fuck y'all, you know what, no, fuck you,
you guys should have gone here. So, like fair having
enough time to think back, got pretty gangster move, Jordan,
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pretty gangster move, depending on how you look at gangster,
I think. So you're another nominee for the Gravy Gangster Award, right, Yeah,
He's like this is I'm just gonna go off, dude, whatever,
Go off king, go off King. So that's our Gravy
Gangster nominees. Brett Brandon, David Ruiz, and Jordan Welch. By
the way, you have to be in attendance for this
if like you're nominated, right, I think so, yeah, you're required.
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Darlin Like a Marlin is our next Gravy's Award. Our nominees,
who who which Gravy Gang member is the most Darlin
like a Marlin this year? And I mean being Darlin
like a Marlin really means one thing. That's just being awesome,
being cool.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
If you have to ask what it means, then.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
That's how you're not a nominee. But our nominees for
Darlin Like a Marlin at the Graves we have bro
Brad David Ruiz Cruz Garcia brand In Whitehead, Quentin Hughes,
Melissa Hyde, and Todd of Voss. Bro Brad David Ruiz,
Cruz Garcia Branded Whitehead, Quintin Ugh's, Melissa Hyde, and Todd Voss.
(46:13):
You are the nominees for the Darlin Like a Marlin
Gravy's Award. Congratulation, Congratulations to you guys. Let's move it
on to the next one. We got This Gravy's Award goes.
This Gravy Award goes to best Answers or no, it's not,
that's next. That's next. I love You Man Award, the
(46:34):
I Love You Man Award, which is uh the MVP
Award and or the MVP and the I Love You
Man Award are the two awards that do not look
like the traditional gravy trophies you normally the gravies are
just the golden mic. That'll be what they are again
this year. The I Love You Man Award, So those
of you that have won it, you know that it
(46:55):
is the glass heart. It looks really cool and you
can you can display it on your mantlepiece like you
can with all of your other pastor Gravi's Gravy's Award hardware.
I Love You Man Award nominees Todd Voss, bro Brad
Quentin Hughes, Josh Tree, Caudle, alex O, Mikey, Paul, Ashley Wilkins,
(47:19):
Melissa Hyde, Raymundo, Bene Videz, Jordan Welch, and Brett Brandon.
The nominees for I Love You Man the I Love
You Man Award. Our next nominations are going to be
for the best answers Questions ask a Gravy Award. These
are the people that submitted the most and I think
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best answers questions throughout the year. Brandon Davis is our
first nominee for Best Answers Question Asker, alex O, Todd Voss,
Ashley Wilkins, and Mikey Paul. Congratulations on your nominations, Brandon Davis,
alex O, Todd Voss, Ashley Wilkins, and Mikey Paul. Next up,
(48:03):
we've got the Woman of the Year Gravy Award. The
nominees Melissa Hyde, Ashley Wilkins, Glamour, Perry, Angela, Helly Ray Hughes,
Tessa g Samantha Garcia, and none other than Moo Dang,
(48:24):
everyone's favorite hippo. Surprise, out of left field. I forgot
we had mentioned she was going to be a Woman
of the Year nominee. So she is, and we hold
true to what we say. Yeah, she's a nominee.
Speaker 4 (48:35):
The hippopotamus does not mean that she can't be warned.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
She can be a woman of the ear and she
she'd be really cute as a woman of you too.
So congratulations to the Women of the Year nominees Melissa Hyde,
Ashley Wilkins, Glamor Perry, Angela, Helly Ray Hughes, Tessa Ge,
Samantha Garcia, and mood Dang. Somebody sent this to Moodang.
All right. Our next to last of the Main Gravy's
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awards is for Man of the Year and the nominees
are Raymundo Binavidez, Mikey, Paul, alex O, Todd Voss, and
Josh Tree. Caudle. Raymundo Binavidez, Mikey, Paul, alex O, Todd
Voss and Josh Tree. You are the nominees for the
(49:22):
Man of the Year award at the Gravies. Last Bano
least guys of the main Gravy Gang awards for the
Gravies is the MVP. Who's it gonna be, Guys. Our
nominees for MVP this year the twenty twenty four Past
the Gravy Podcast MVP. The nominees are alex Oh, who
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would be the second ever person to win back to
back years. Josh Tree did it before. Alex O trying
to run back to back championship campaigns would be incredible
if he could pull it off. Raymundo bin Avidez, he's
also been an MVP before. I believe this would be
his second one, maybe third. He's been a multi uh,
(50:06):
he's been an MVP so that that's great and he's
won countless Gravy' Awards before. Also nominated Ashley Wilkins. Is
this her year? I'm just saying it might be Summers
saying it might be we've never had a female m VP.
Maybe it's time to change that. We'll see, We'll see
come December twenty first. Also nominated as Mikey Paul. That
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guy is weighing in on everything. He's given us, not cools,
he's given us answers, questions he's given He's given us
things to power rank. He's giving us things. That's why
he is. He didn't give us her pies. Mikey Paul
nominee for MVP, and last but not least, Todd Voss,
who I believe was also a Gravy MVP before. So
(50:49):
we got a star studded cast. All but two of
them are previous m vps. Alex So, Raymundo, bin A Vedez,
Ashley Wilkins, Mikey Paul, and Todd Voss. Congratulations you are
the nominees for MVP at the at this year's Gravy's Awards.
Those are the Gravy Gang nominations that are going to
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get the trophies. The rest of these are our auxiliary
awards that are still gravies, but just they're to other people.
They are to other people that maybe don't listen to
the podcasts necessarily. Our Athlete of the Year category, this
is a good one. This is a good one. And
I put some explanations in my phone that I can
look through. Hold on, let's want me to read them. No,
(51:36):
I have to, because I have explanations to certain stuff,
all right. Our nominees Caitlin Clark self explanatory. A stud
this year. She's a stud this year. Scottie Scheffler. He
won a bunch of tournaments this year and then like
won a tournament after getting arrested, and just he's a stud.
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One of those dominant golf years ever recorded, Sky Scheffler,
Caitlin Clark. Your first two nominees. Ray Gun the breakdancer,
Australian breakdancer, the best dancer in Australia by her measurement,
by her measurement, took the world by storm, So she's
a nominee for Athlete of the Year. Alona mar Rugby
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another Olympian that took the world by storm. No Eleana
mar Is the rugby for for Timyosa, who got bronze
in the Olympics in Paris, and she got gold in
Our Hearts, Golden Our Hearts. And then I think she
got second or third on Dancing with the Stars something
like that. She went really far on Dancing to the Stars.
(52:40):
I know that, and she's really fun to follow on
social So Alonamar another nominee for Athlete of the Year,
and last but not least, he also stole Our Hearts
this year. Jamis Winston the most interesting man and quarterback
for the Cleveland Browns. Cleveland was looking bleak this year
with DeShawn Watson being the guy, and then he goes
down and Jamis Winston comes in with an inspirational speech
(53:04):
or quote or whatever he does. He's goofy, he's funny.
He's gonna throw a ton of interceptions, he's gonna throw
a tny touchdowns. But he's an electric factory and he
is our Athlete of the Year nominee. So again it's
Caitlin Clark, Scotty Scheffler, Ray gun Elone, Mar and Jamis
Winston are our nominees for Athlete of the Year. Our
next category is Arrest of the Year. Ooh, this is
(53:28):
a good one. This is a good one that we've
slowly been building up through the year, and this will
be this will be fun to see how the voting
goes on this. Our first nominee for Arrest of the
Year is Scottie Scheffler. He did get arrested at the
PGA Championship. Great mug shot, great mug shot. Then he
goes and I think he takes the lead or he
(53:48):
was one off the lead after that. But Scotty Scheffler
could win Athlete of the Year and I rested the year,
which would be pretty insane and.
Speaker 4 (53:57):
Expose the cops for fucking just lying about ship.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Yeah, yeah, he broke He ripped the CoP's pants. They
said he dragged him. He didn't really drag.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Him at all, did him definitively did not drag Yeah,
So and the internet dragged that cop, so yeah, I
did so Scotty Scheffler for a rest of the year.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Also a rest of the year nominee Morgan Wallen. Remember
he threw a chair off a balcony in Nashville. I
think they've now put up like a monument and like
a plaque where that was thrown, saying not to do it,
but he could have killed somebody.
Speaker 4 (54:32):
Yeah, just being the general piece of ship that he is. Yeah,
you know every.
Speaker 3 (54:36):
Year, probably shout out some racial slurs.
Speaker 2 (54:38):
I'm excited, brand.
Speaker 4 (54:40):
I'm excited to see what he does this year. Yeah,
we'll get away with again.
Speaker 2 (54:43):
Scotty Scheffler Morgan on your first two nominees for the
rest of the year. Uh, next up is Justin Timberlake.
Got a d w I that ruined the world tour.
Who could forget that? Justin Timberlake another nominee for the
rest of the year. And this is gonna be a
tough one.
Speaker 3 (55:01):
Show he Tani's translator, Ip Mizuhara.
Speaker 4 (55:05):
He's he should probably be in fall Guy of the Year.
Speaker 2 (55:08):
He could be.
Speaker 3 (55:09):
If that was a category, he would definitely be up
for it.
Speaker 2 (55:11):
But he was arrested for stealing like a bajillion dollars
from show Aton who somehow show had no idea that
all this money was missing, and then he gambled on
baseball with it.
Speaker 4 (55:22):
So also bought a bunch of trading brought.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
A bunch of shit. So e pay Misuhara's translator another
nominee for Arrest of the Year and last but not
least and maybe least the least definitely good person.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
Of all the last.
Speaker 2 (55:42):
Did he.
Speaker 4 (55:44):
Did?
Speaker 2 (55:44):
He get arrested this year for some really fucked up shit,
the accusations for so uh Diddy. So then our nominees
running through one more time, Scotty for the rest of
the year. We've got Scottie Scheffler, Morgan Wallen, Mizuhar or
Epe Mizuhara justin Timberlake and Diddy. It's pretty stacked category
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right there. Pretty stacked category for for Arrest of the Year,
and even more stacked category Death of the Year. We
had this one, like we had to narrow the list
down because there were so many fucking people on it.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
I almost for a second I had told you, I
was like, maybe we should just do a bracket on
this one, but like it feels kind of weird doing
a brack feels weird. Whose death was better?
Speaker 2 (56:29):
Yeah, So our Death of the Year nominees Toby Keith,
R P. O. J. Simpson. I'm not gonna say anything,
just don't just are no rest no, yeah, Toby Keith, O. J. Simpson,
Bill Walton, James Earl Jones, Richard Simmons, Pete Rose, and
(56:56):
Peanut the Squirrel. Remember when the New York people came in,
they stole that Streamers squirrel away from him and then
they put him down. Peanut the Squirrel.
Speaker 4 (57:05):
Dude.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
Nominee for Death of the Year Toby Keith, O J.
Speaker 2 (57:08):
Simpson, Bill Walton, James Earl Jones, Richard Simmons, Pete Rose
and Peanut the Squirrel.
Speaker 4 (57:13):
I don't even know how we decide on that one.
That's a stacked Yeah, it's Hall of Fame Death of
the Year class.
Speaker 2 (57:21):
It might be the greatest. Hey keep track of what
the best Death of the year classes. It's like you
have like six or there's like seven Hall of famers
in the first at all Time Death Year, All Time
Death Year, Big year for death. Let's do Fight of
the Year next, all right, Fight of the Year as
our next to last Gravy's auxiliary category or Fight of
(57:42):
the Year nominees. Cam Newton versus all those kids that
tried to fight him at his football camp. Remember that
that was funny.
Speaker 4 (57:48):
I forgot about it till I read this.
Speaker 2 (57:50):
He wasn't really punching anybody, but he was just like
shoving him off of them, and they were like four
or five kids trying to like jump him.
Speaker 4 (57:56):
Couldn't even knock his hat off.
Speaker 2 (57:58):
Yeah, they couldn't even get his hat off. But that
that was I think January February when that happened.
Speaker 4 (58:02):
That's a great way to press football coaches out of campus.
Try and fight the guy.
Speaker 2 (58:05):
Giving yeah, I'll get you. Uh so Cam Newton against
all those kids that tried to fight him. Our next
nominee for Fight of the Year is Drake versus Kendrick Lamar.
It was more of a fight of words, and I
think Kendrick won that we can say now because Drake
certainly so.
Speaker 3 (58:22):
Yeah, they not like us. Drake versus Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 2 (58:25):
Caitlyn Clark versus the WNBA slash the haters because she
was in the most loving way clapping back at the
haters and just doing it with her play, and she
was dominant. She was Rookie of the Year. She should
have been an Olympic player, but was not because she
was still fighting against the WNBA. The WNBA was like,
why is then ABA pay attention to us? She goes there,
(58:46):
she's trying to get people to pay attention to WNBA
and they're like, fuck you, Kaylen Clark pay attention to
us not her. Yeah, Kaitlin Clark versus the WNBA slash
the haters.
Speaker 4 (58:54):
Women being jealous? Who could have seen that coming.
Speaker 2 (58:56):
Another nominee for Fight of the Year is Jane's Addiction
fighting on State.
Speaker 4 (59:01):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (59:01):
I do think it was just like a punch throne. Yeah,
but I'm going to count it as a fight. Yeah,
I'm going to count.
Speaker 4 (59:07):
As a fight. I hope he got some help and
he's doing better.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, me too, Me too, But he does have a
nomination from it. Our next to last nominee for Fight
of the Year is Jake Paul and Mike Tyson. Nobody
could really watch the fight. Everybody was mad at it,
and then also like you could put in parteses like
and everybody there was mad at Netflix versus Netflix.
Speaker 4 (59:27):
The people versus Netflix.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
Last People versus Netflix would also be good, but Jake
Paul Mike Tyson an actual like sanctioned fight was kind
of the one of those in this category. And the
next our last nominee for a fight of the Year
is the Michigan, Ohio State flag planting flag planting incident
where people had to get pepper spread because they were
just they were get they were hollering, they were getting rowdy,
(59:51):
and some ship was going down.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
If only Ohio State had fought that hard during the game,
they might have avoided it all together.
Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah, So Cam Newton versus those kids, Drake versus Kendrick Lamar,
Caitlin Clark versus the w NBA slash, the Haters, James
Addiction fighting on stage, Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, and
the Michigan Ohio State flag planting incident.
Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Are your nominees for Fight at the Year. We got
one more to go.
Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
And this is gonna be a very interesting one to
see how this pans out as well.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
This is Meme of the Year.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Now, you may want to pause while we're while we're
giving out some of these nominations. If you don't remember them,
probably doesn't bode well for it to win the Meme
of the Year. But you can go look these up
if you'd like. Our first nominee for Meme of the Year,
and this is basically kind of going down the line,
uh through the year. So like this was January, this
was the first meme of the year that really was
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like viral in my eyes at least, it was the
Tiger Woods big Dog meme, Big Dog, Big Dog. That
was That was tight. Tiger Woods just tapping up the
guy saying big dog. That was funny. Next up we
got Travis Kelsey yelling and Andy Reid in the Super Bowl.
Do you remember that? And that was just the that
was the pawn or Yeah, that was like the pawn
(01:01:02):
Chap guys at uh, the Pond Stars guys. He's yelling
at each other. It's just the equivalent of that, or
West Coast Choppers whatever.
Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
It was.
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Andy Reid getting yelled at by Travis Kelsey. That was funny.
That was about February. Then we had a fun, little,
fun little part of the year Squirrel playing the.
Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Sacks prepared.
Speaker 2 (01:01:32):
So that go look it that you remember, you know,
you know, Squirrel playing the sacks.
Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
I loved it. I loved it. This one may very
well win.
Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
It probably odds on favorite Hawk toua like Hawk two.
It took the world by storm. Yeah, she's had a
rough run of it the last week or so. She's
also maybe allegedly a fraud. But that's why I don't
trust pitcoin, because I don't understand it, and I would
have had my money taken, but I wouldn't trust coin. Yeah,
so the hawk to a girl Hailey Well and howk
to and spit on that thing. That is definitely the
(01:02:06):
favorite to win the Meme of the again for surely.
Also a Meme of the Year and arrested. It goes
with one of our arrests of the year. But it's
the Justin Timberlake mugshot the ruin the Tour meme. This
is gonna ruin the Tour. That was pretty funny. Another
nominee for Athlete of the Year and Meme of the Year.
Raygun just flopping around on the.
Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Stage just like a like a fish trying to loping.
Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Around like a dead fish or a fish try and
get back in water. Raygun took the world by storm
when she did that, so she could win two gravies
as well. But shot Reagun that was definitely a killer meme.
Moo Dang Woman of the Year nominee and Meme of
the nominee. Like the beginning football season, it wasn't going
(01:02:52):
for great for the Giants, and I wasn't completely dead
inside yet like I would sometimes I'd feel sad about
the Giants and I would just go look at Moodang
doing stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Salad.
Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Yeah you follow over. Oh the God, She's so shiny.
So fat was great and Modan took over the Internet.
And then our last nominee. This came in very recently,
but I think has a lot of heat to it,
the chill Guy meme, the chill Guy meme. Chill Guys
got he Chill Guys made a huge comeback. And if
(01:03:28):
you look at like the volume of memes, I would
say like Hawk Tua, chill Guy, and ray Gun would
probably be like the three, like oh ship, there's a
million of these memes. The other ones were like they
were versatility too. Chill Guy can do anything, so yeah,
to run through it again. Mem of the Year nominees
Tiger Woods Big Dog meme, the Travis Kelsey yelling at
(01:03:51):
Andy Reid in the Super Bowl, Squirtle playing the Sacks,
Hawk Tua, the Justin Timberlake mugshot, Slash Ruined, the Tour meme,
Rey Gun, the Australian break Dancer Moo Dang, and the
chill Guy meme. All of those are your nominees for
Meme of the Year. And that concludes the twenty twenty
four and with that the twenty twenty four gravy season.
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Yes over, So if you got announcement of the nominations
season announced a nominations announcement season in the world, Robert,
what are your thoughts on Ipe Misuhara being arrested the
year nominated? You feel good? You think he might win it? Well,
that's a good one, yeah, especially because it you know,
the main guy behind it need he used just like
(01:04:35):
it was just a fall guys. He has a fall
kangaroo cord up in here, So honestly, like that might
be the best. Like a fall guy getting arrested the
year would make sense because it's like your g but
you took it for you took one for your boy.
But I'm pretty happy with these lists and this will
be fun to to post the nominations later this week
and see what everybody says about it. But congratulations to
all the nominees. If you did not get a nomination,
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there's next year, gang, there's next year. Just all you
get dudes. If you interact with the podcast, you could
see yourself on this next year. And we look forward
to hanging with you guys at the Spooktaclear December twenty
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you call it. All right, I will start. I'll start.
There's a guy that this is a really really minor one.
But in my apartments there's a guy that's like parked
next to me. I don't have a sign parking or anything.
Same car is backed into a spot and like you're
backing into a spot, but he's backed into it way
too close to my car, where it's like I have
to like I haven't hit his car, but I I'm
(01:07:51):
trying to. I just have to do like the squeeze
in every time, and I don't like it. It's like
it happened three times in a row, so it bugs me.
Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
And when you back in, you're trying to flex it
like I'm better than you.
Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I can back in. You better back in right. If
you're backing in like you can, like stop sucking it up.
Do it right, don't do it sideways. Don't do it
it's close to like, get in the middle of the
fucking spot.
Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Man, you gotta get him now. Just start parking right
next to his door.
Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
I don't want to be my door, bro.
Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
That's a good point. Yeah, yeah, that sucks. I just
I hope when people do that, Like if you're gonna
park in the space park.
Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
One time happens like one time, it's okay, you know,
I get it, dude, you're in a rush whatever. Absolutely,
the second time I was like, huh, Sam, car okay.
Third time was what the fuck, dude? What do you do?
Speaker 4 (01:08:38):
Is this?
Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
Are you? Are you coming at me? Now?
Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
You got something to say, like is this this seems personal?
Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Now?
Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Like it's one thing to try and leave yourself space
so that you have plenty of room, but you know what,
if you park in the middle of the parking spot,
there's plenty of space on both sides. On both fucking sides.
Just be better.
Speaker 5 (01:08:54):
Yeah, and your car is small, so like even here
when we park here, I always see that there's plenty
of room, like it's upgrading your car.
Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Yeah, and he's like on the line at that point
where you're like, bro, just be not on the line,
and then everybody's good. And I've been the person at
that accidentally park too close to somebody before, where you
you whip into a spot, you're just you're in a hurry.
I absolutely understand, but like the third time, you're like,
all right, what's up, dude? The eyes were parking next
to each other every time, weird and then the odds
like you park right fucking on my door kind of weird.
(01:09:22):
Just stop parking on the line, Yeah, dude, just just
part better. And you can't like if you back into spots.
You can't be bad at parking because you're already trying
to you're already putting a target on it.
Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
And chance as Hardy's got a back up camera, most
cars do now and you.
Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
Can see where the lines are.
Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
So yeah, that was a solid not cool.
Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
And then my other not cool and I think I
grabbed a better before on the podcast, But a certain
cable company that I'm not allowed to talk about around,
just Fromroshminity. They sent me a bunch of shit that
I didn't ask for, and I was like, cool, well,
I'm not going to use this, So I put it
in my closet and didn't use it. And then they
keep sending me text messages saying they're going to start
charging me for this equipment if I don't on the
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back to them, and I was.
Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Like, you just sent me a chore. I didn't asked
this trick.
Speaker 2 (01:10:05):
I'll leave it outside my door. You can come get it.
Is that your new fucking move. You're like, oh, what
if we just sent them a bunch of random shit
and then we're like, oh, we need you to send
it back to us. Accidentally, you just send it back
to us or it's gonna be like a hundred dollars
on your bill, but come get it.
Speaker 3 (01:10:19):
Yeah, this isn't my this is you fucked up.
Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
It's like when a bank accidentally gives you five thousand
dollars instead of five hundred dollars. Like, yeah, technically you
can say this is illegal, but to me, you fucked up.
Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
You should have just been not returning this you should have.
Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Just been like, well I didn't I left it on
my doorstep because I don't order it, but.
Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
It's got your name on the thing, and we have records,
Like that's just just Fuck'm not gonna make it. I
don't do returns on clothes that I order, right, returns
on anything I order is heat that Now it's like
I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Okay, it's just gonna cost me a hundred dollars more months.
Speaker 4 (01:10:51):
Contact and me like okay, I'll drop it back off,
but it's gonna be a fifty dollars delivery charge.
Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
I should do that.
Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Oh you don't want to pay that?
Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
Yeah, maybe you should come pick it up then since
you fucked up, Oh you don't do that. You mean
to tell me you don't have one manager in the
area that you can send to go pick it up. Well,
you have to do it outside of contract hours.
Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Hmm.
Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
So you're making me do this when I don't work
for you.
Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
When I was just hanging out and they're like, here's
stuff at your door and I didn't want this, and
I just thought I was Yeah, it sucked.
Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
It sucks, but those are my not cools what you
guys get.
Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
Sorry, I almost got in an accident yesterday. And but
I mean almost got an accident. I mean some fucking
piece of shit almost hit me. I was leaving work.
I'm not even sixty seconds outside of my driveway. I'm
heading towards the light. And uh, it was like I'm
in the right hand lane because I'm going to be
turning right. Middle lane is kind of backed up, but
you know, the light is green. As I'm approaching. As
(01:11:44):
I'm getting close, a guy pulls out of the parking
lot on the side to swing around into the far
left lane.
Speaker 2 (01:11:50):
Huh.
Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
As he clears and I'm getting close right then the
back of the middle lane, this work truck just kind
of starts moving into my fucking lane to the point
where I have to slam on the like I slammed
the brakes, and it was wet on the roads, so
there was no traction. It literally felt like if you
were dragging your rubber shoe across the ground when it
(01:12:12):
was wet. It was just like skits gets gets kits, kits,
kits kits gets good. Thank god this guy like noticed
me at the last second. But I came about less
than a foot away from fucking hitting this guy, because
he then above it all. Afterwards, I'm like, what the fuck?
I look at him, I said, I scream at him
through the fucking window. I go on on, he goes
straight through the light. He had no reason to ever
(01:12:32):
even be turning into that lane.
Speaker 2 (01:12:34):
MM.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Just yeah, I'm on my way to my buddy to
watch football. My fucking blood pressure just raised about eighty
goddamn points. This is great seconds. This is gonna make
watching football fun.
Speaker 2 (01:12:46):
And like I said, it was a work truck too,
so I'm like, if we had hit, I'm sure that
there wouldn't have been insurance.
Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
I was so fucking mad. I was like, thank god
I missed it and nothing happened. But it was one
of those things.
Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
Where I just in your head, you're running through other
process is of like I'm gonna do this.
Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
Then O great, my car is gonna be total and
there's nothing I can do about it.
Speaker 2 (01:13:04):
Just yep.
Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
But so yeah, just shitty drivers almost ruining my final life.
Speaker 2 (01:13:10):
Not cool, dude, Not not cool at all. I think
I know what yours might be, Robert, But what's yours? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
So I have a trip coming up this week, and
Sam got sick last week and so to not get
me sick because I don't want to get you sick
before our trip. I'm asleep in the living room. I
didn't I didn't tell if she had to, she just
offered let herself and I'm like, are you sure. She's like, yeah,
I'm okay, fine, that's good, and uh it didn't work.
(01:13:35):
I'm sick now. And that's what really sucks. Like I
got sick the week of our trip, and I'm just
I'm just not I'm just not okay right now.
Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
Yeah, it's similar struggling what you got You got a cough, No,
just runny nose, yeah, just running nose, really fever. No
sore throat maybe a little bit, but probably talk about it.
Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
Your throat sore.
Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Yeah, No, Like there's like that not too bad. Maybe
it's like the worst in the morning when I wake up,
but not too bad. Just mostly running those It's just
it's just really annoying, like having to do all that.
Like Sam slept in the rooms like for like three, no,
four nights, maybe four or five nights. I still end
up getting sick, and like you don't ever go on vacations.
(01:14:25):
It's a big thing about this podcast. We're not a
vacation podcast where we're like, you guys, we're not ever
gonna be like we're off this week because we're in Aruba.
We don't fucking travel. Robert gets the opportunity to travel,
and what does the earth say? Tomn fuck you, Robert,
fuck you. You think you're gonna travel, You think you're
just gonna have fun. I think you get away, Yeah,
from all stresses of the corporate job. Think you know, like, well,
(01:14:47):
n uh no, no you're not. Did you buy a
bunch of Hawaiian trads? Though I did not? I haven't
had time in order your thumb.
Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
No, I guess I could do that. They wouldn't get
here on you should have been planning on this.
Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Buddy, should be. But yeah, so just load up ibuprofen,
fucking bend the draill. Just give yourself a cocktail of
different drugs. One of them will hit. Yeah, have you
been have you been just downing emergency? I have not.
Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
I had some like NyQuil at home and.
Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
I ran out.
Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
I haven't had seen.
Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Man.
Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
You're like, oh, I get to drink an orange I've
heard though you can't. You're not supposed to drink a
lot of it, like apparently.
Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
You just pee it out after a while.
Speaker 3 (01:15:34):
You can't overdose on it, but you'll just piss out like.
Speaker 4 (01:15:37):
The left like whatever is orange pee.
Speaker 5 (01:15:39):
I think I have a glass of orange juice every day,
just about every day.
Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
I would do that in college, and I'd get sick.
I would just buy a jug orange juice and just
sip on it like it was day quill.
Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
That's another A couple of weeks ago, like last week,
I bought orange juice. I bought two cartoons because it
was cheaper than buying like the one jug, and I
already had a jug, so I I like mixed them
into into the big jug. And I guess one of
the cartons that orange juice it was. It was a
(01:16:10):
bad batch of oranges, the whole the whole thing was.
I had to throw it out.
Speaker 2 (01:16:17):
It's pretty gross.
Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
That's rough. That sucks.
Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
I'm sorry, buddy, yea, and bro, you'll you'll hell up
get just smart day will get some good orange juice
and just but drink that exclusively live off of bake
will for the next.
Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
And that doesn't work, then just wear a mask in
public so my brother can get mad.
Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Do you have z pas or so CEOs? Get scared
of you. Yeah, keep the CEOs on it toes. Don't
do anything but like wear a mask and wear a
shirt that CEO's worst nightmare. Should They'll let you travel
like that and to you be any night you got, okay?
And the luisy hat all right? Too much?
Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Uh so now, yeah, being sick is not cool. Robert
Win's not cool this week.
Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Yeah by a mile.
Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
Robert Win's not cool for sure. All right. Let's uh,
we didn't do Robert feelings again, and I highlighted it
to do Robert feelings and we didn't do Albert feelings,
so fuck us.
Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
Oh it was an early week. You know, this is Monday.
I just kind of figured we were skiving it this
week because I didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Yeah, okay, well, Robert feelings. We've been meaning to do
it for like three weeks. We just have forgotten.
Speaker 3 (01:17:26):
Yeah, I have like five just sit together. They're like, well, sure,
I mean we can do it now the next week.
Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
What the next week? Let's move on. Let's wrap this
bad boy up with the answers segment. The answer segment
is brought to you by Nobody no sponsors. For the
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Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
We did you just answer the question?
Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Why did you just answer the question?
Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Answer answering question.
Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Don't thanks the subject? Just answering question, kept talking fine.
Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Answers answers answers as any questions all right are if
if you got to answers questions for us, hit us
up at past rapid use the hashtag PTG answers. That's
the best way to reach out to us. For those
at passy pod hashtag PTG answers. You want relationship advice, boom,
we got your medical advice parenting advice. If you want
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us to tell you, like how to get over a sickness,
like we're helping Robert with, hit us up. If you
got just a high thought or a drunk idea, anything
like we do in the pre come segment. Any any
business ideas, Hit us up.
Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
Let us know and we will weigh in it. We
want to power rank things.
Speaker 2 (01:18:42):
Ask us to power rank similarly related things that we
will powerrank the fuck out of them better than anyone else.
If you wanted us to tell you what color number is,
or what certain things smell like, or to describe certain things.
We we could do that as well. Hit us up
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If you want to email them to us, we'll check
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(01:19:06):
It is just past Gary Pot at gmail dot com. Yeah,
past Gary pot at gmail dot com. Put answers in
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the eary pot at gmail dot com answers in the subject.
We do prefer at past Gary Pot on Twitter hashtag
ptg answers. All right, let's start off with Joshua Tree
Coddle at Joshua Tree three on Twitter. He says, what
(01:19:28):
color does Christmas smell like?
Speaker 4 (01:19:31):
Green?
Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
Green? Yeah? Yeah, I'm thinking because when you're thinking smells,
you're thinking like Christmas trees and shit green because you
can Yeah, you could do white or red if it.
Speaker 3 (01:19:49):
Was like candy cane. What color does Christmas smell like?
Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Green?
Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
Green?
Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Easy, easy, easy? All right?
Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Our next one, what do you what does it say?
Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
This one is from alex O at alex mc thunder
one other than milk and cookies? What would you want
left out for you if you were Sanna? Well for
me it's bourbon. Yeah, just bourbon, lots of bourbon. If
I had to have a food to go with it,
prime rib, bourbon and prime rib. I feel like it's
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gonna be something you can eat a lot of quick snack. Okay,
so you can eat a lot of rice. That would
fill you up though the stomach.
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
I'd be like a Reese's peanut butter cup and.
Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Chicha rooms. Yeah, some fucking fried porkskins and a glass
of bourbon.
Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
Just take a mini bag of Durtas.
Speaker 4 (01:20:50):
Eminem's. You can eat so many eminem.
Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
Yeah, you can just shove those in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Yeah, just a handful of Eminem's and a shot.
Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I'm gonna go just the regular, the two things, the
two banger of Reese's peanut butter cups. Like that.
Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
You just ripped those bad boys, do that? Put the
toys away.
Speaker 4 (01:21:07):
Chocolate, That's true. It's like the eminem candy coating.
Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
But you're saying, so you wearing gloves.
Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
You gotta have a drink too, though, Bourbon drink hot
chocolate on Christmas?
Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
Right?
Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
Oh good one. Yeah, you've got to hope that they
left it out not long, not too long. So you
got riess and hot chocolates, bourbon and eminems.
Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
What about you, Bobby, I'm gonna go with like chips
and a coke that's that hit chips and a coke
that hits that hits.
Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
I mean the coke, A lot of caffeine keep you
going through the night. You got to hit a lot
of houses.
Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Can I change mine?
Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I don't know. Reese's is really good, but I've been
addicted to uncrustables lately. Oh, uncrustables would be I went campaign,
wasn't sure if we were gonna have like a kitchen
or whatever when we stayed in this cabin, so I
just bought in crustables and I was like, well, we
can know us all eat twelve of these, and then
when I got back, I just ate the rest of them,
and every just kept buying them every week and it's
just lunch for most of my days. It's just that's great,
(01:22:04):
these bad boys. I could just destroy uncrustables and crustables
and then the chocolate milk maybe even if you want
to leave in the Reese's peanut butter cups for it is.
Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
I am Alex destroyer of uncrustables.
Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I could just eat one hundred thousand. The dude makes
me an NFL player.
Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
I like that. That's a good combo right there.
Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
I also have like the palate of a twelve year old.
It's just dude lunch dude. Yeah, girls wing get it,
girls wing get it?
Speaker 4 (01:22:32):
What was your lunch for uncrustables?
Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Ironically, the Answers question askers this week are the nominees
for the Best Answers Questions Askers, so shout out to them.
Sides Brandon Davis, he didn't submit one this week. Mikey
Paul at it's just on Twitter says, oh, yeah, we did.
We did make a joke about this. We said to
ask us what ranch tastes like? Mikey Paul says, what
does ranch taste like?
Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Taste like a working and Caesar dressing. I don't hate
that answer.
Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
I wrote it.
Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
I wrote my answer down for this one.
Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
It's like a milkier, creamier, less strong garlic sauce, way
less garlicy.
Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Think garlic sauce. But it's like creamier and it's watered down.
Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
I mean, the whole purpose of it is for buffalo wings.
If you don't like blue cheese, so it's blue cheese
dressing without the blue cheese that's also really good pretty
much what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Yeah, Robert was, how would you it's blue cheese dressing
for children. I had never had ranch before, and I
was like, Robert, what is ranch taste? Like?
Speaker 5 (01:23:41):
I have no idea. I don't like branch, and I
haven't had it in a very long time.
Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
So I would not like ranch. That's very unbrand for you.
So okay, No, it's pat Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:23:52):
You guys are the ones telling me.
Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
I get. I did the best I could.
Speaker 7 (01:23:56):
I get.
Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
You're just pretty good.
Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
I couldn't even I have I taste it all the time.
I couldn't tell you what it tastes like. Yeah, it's ranch, dude, Right, great,
great question, Mike E.
Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
P h. This was an emailed then one from Benjamin Victor.
Not an ominie for gravies or but maybe he's working
his way towards that. Benjamin Victor says, would water pressure
crush me if I was inside of a whale?
Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
No, dude, though, if the whale's not getting crushed, you're
not getting crushed.
Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
But I think whales may be built different.
Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
Yeah, and you're inside of the whale, But how's the
water going to crush you? If it's not touching.
Speaker 2 (01:24:37):
You didn't that Titanic submarine blow up because like there
was a hole in it.
Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Yeah, but that wasn't It wasn't inside a whale. Whales
have blowholes, dude, Yeah, but those wholes seal up until
they use them.
Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
They got blow holes. He's got plenty holes. They're not pressurized.
They're definitely not pressurized. Whales can just do they're sealed.
Speaker 3 (01:24:58):
You get, you get crushed.
Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
There's a question.
Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Would the water pressure crush him if he was inside
of a whale. No, the water's not touching him. He's
not getting any pressure from it.
Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
I think it would crush you. I don't think so slower,
but it was still wid didn't Pinocchio die.
Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
This is not real. It was a real boy, it's
based on science.
Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:25:19):
The whale part was.
Speaker 2 (01:25:20):
I don't think that's true. Prove it. No, Like your
face right now, it's showing mean that you're just making
it this up? So oh really, I would never do anything.
Speaker 4 (01:25:29):
I would never make up anything on this podcast. We
are one hundred percent factual, one hundred percent of the time.
Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
You would absolutely get crushed if you were.
Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
I think the whale's organs might crush you, but the
water pressure won't.
Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Think if you just got was it swallowed Moby Dick
got swallowed by the whale, Like, Yeah, if the whale
went all the way did the bottom, you're gonna get crushed.
I don't know, You're gonna definitely get crushed. Yes, you
would get crushed if you were instead of whale, probably lesser,
but it would still be like incredibly pain.
Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
For I don't think the water pressure is going to
crush you.
Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Your body's getting crushed. It's definitely gonna be painful, and
you're gonna definitely die. You would, It would kill you absolutely.
Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
I mean the lack of oxygen inside the whale is
probably what would kill you.
Speaker 3 (01:26:14):
That too, But then you would get crushed.
Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
Robert deciding vote. Is the water pressure going to kill
you inside of a whale, because that's what the question is.
Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Yeah, I'm gonna say no.
Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
I don't think he loves you, Alex. All right, we
are learned men of science over on this set.
Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Well, I don't think you have no science to really
back it up.
Speaker 4 (01:26:32):
You have no science to not back mind.
Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Well, I said the submarine had a hole in it.
Speaker 4 (01:26:38):
It blew up. Man made whale God made.
Speaker 2 (01:26:43):
But God made a man who made the submarine, so
really got everything's God made.
Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
And if God had made man perfect, we would not
have needed Jesus to come die for our sins, now
would we? Boom check me? God made us flowed for
a reason. Actually, God made us okay, and then women
eat the apple? Way to go women. It was really
ruin that.
Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
But God made Eve.
Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
As temptations.
Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
So maybe God made flawed people.
Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Yeah, people are flawed. God is not. He did it
on purpose. M thought funny.
Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
You would get crushed.
Speaker 4 (01:27:16):
Nope, nope. Two to one you lose, You get crushed.
Speaker 2 (01:27:19):
I'm not even gonna look it up, but you would
get crushed, all right. Next up is Ashley Wilkins at
Buster Healer Mix on Twitter. Ashley says power rank these
movie villains, and they're like borderline villains that she gave us,
but we respect the exercise, so I don't think these
all be the villains in their movie necessarily, but we'll
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play the game. Uh powerright. Movie villains. She gives us
Dumbledore from Harry Potter, Rose from Titanic, Jenny from Forrest Gump,
Ferris Buehler from Ferris Bueller's day off and Glinda the
Goodwitch from the Wizard of Oz.
Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
I'll go, all right, I'll go number five Ferris Wheeler.
Not a villain, just a chill guy trying to have
a good day, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he might
get his friends into a little bit of trouble here
and there, but you know, he's just a childre guy
trying to have a good day. He was doing that
for his buddy. His buddy was so he needed a
good day. Four Glinda, fuck does she do?
Speaker 2 (01:28:16):
Man? She's the good Witch. Yeah, it's literally in her name.
The other witch is a bad witch. Yeah, don't overthink it,
all right, don't overthink it.
Speaker 3 (01:28:25):
And we're doing this based on like one is baddest.
Speaker 4 (01:28:27):
Yeah. Three Dumbledore not a bad guy, but you know
what made some very questionable decisions along the way at
every turn. Almost he could have given Harry a heads
up about what was gonna happen to him, chose not to.
Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah, that was some suss activity on his part.
Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Yeah, probably could have. And I understand there was moles
all around everywhere, but you know, you might want to
tell Harry. By the way, your teacher's trying to fucking
kill you. Keep an eye out for him. He Snape,
by the way, not trying to fucking kill you. He's
trying to protect you at every turn.
Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Yeah, by the way, maybe trust the guy. Cut the
guy a little fucking slack, Like.
Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
The first movie is like, Yo, Snape's gonna be an
asshole to you, but like just trust him.
Speaker 4 (01:29:06):
Yeah, he doesn't like you because his mom, because your
mom wouldn't fuck him, but like he's gonna look out
for you because your dad him. Your dad got some issues. Yeah,
so dumb War three two Jenny Jenny, Jenny. She you know,
I give her a little bit of a had a
pretty fucking tough upbringing. But you know it's still only
(01:29:28):
came back to Forrest once she had an aid's baby
and couldn't take care of him anymore. M But you
know what, pretty tough upbringing, So give her a little
bit of slack. That one number one fucking Rose. Rose
is one of the worst characters in cinema history. Not
only was the room on the fucking door for Jack,
because there was plenty of fucking room on there at
the end of it, then okay, Jack dies, she goes on,
(01:29:50):
gets married, husband, takes care of her for fucking years.
Husband dies, granddaughter takes care of her for more fucking years,
look after her everything. At the very end of that movie,
she's got this fucking gem in her hand that she
could give to her grandchild or if I don't know,
if her husband was.
Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
So long the heart of the ocean, could have set
her family financially for generations, which they probably honestly already
were well they were on the Titanic. Yeah, but could
could have.
Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Just given that money to her family or given it
to fucking charity. And she goes, you know what, No,
I'm throwing this is away so I can hold onto
the memory of me fucking a homeless guy on a
boat before my husband took care of me for the
rest of my life. She's one of the greatest villains
of movie history. That's a good way to put it,
and look at it that way. Yeah, that's solid. Yeah,
that's solid. All right.
Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Uh, aren't that much different than yours. I'm gonna go
Glinda the good Witch five, like you're called the good Witch. Yeah,
that's why you're five. And also, I don't really know
it's in the name. You seem like you did good
stuff Faris Bueler is four. He is a little bit
of a villain, and the fact that like he's a nuisance,
he's o to some shenanigans, but he does it as
a chill guy, just trying to make it. Like you said,
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Rooney would have him number one. Rooney would have him
number one. His parents wouldn't, but his sister might. Yeah,
So like he's a villain to some. The sausage King
of Chicago would probably think he's a villain using his name,
but I would.
Speaker 3 (01:31:12):
I would say that Ferrisbee would be four. Three is Rose.
Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
I did not think of the throwing the diamond off
at the end, but I think MythBusters did say that
there was no like conclusive evidence that the door would
have held him both and like Rose didn't crack. I
saw the size of that door, Like Rose didn't wreck
the ship. So like Rose kind of got thrown into
a weird spot, like I want to live.
Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
Also, you know if she could fit on there, you
know what you could do. She could have just laid
on top of him. Could guess what The combining body
warmed then too, probably make you more likely to survive.
But she was just like a little poor boy you
just die.
Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
So I got Rose three Dumbledore two because like, yeah,
he tried to get like a twelve year old killed,
dumbost the thirteen year old killed, the fourteen year old
kill a fifeen year old killed, like over and over again,
like clwwase, and he does help him, but like, dude,
you're throwing him in these fucking situations blind knowing that
shit's gonna happen, not being us.
Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
The most evil wizard of all time is trying to
kill him, and you're.
Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
Just like he is a platter.
Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
I have him. Hey, you and your friends figure it
out together. Dude, I've known about magic for six months.
Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Yeah I didn't. I thought I was with the Dursleys
six days ago, Like what the fuck? I didn't know
I was a millionaire and wizard. I know what Gringotts was.
I was a banker of England, guy Boclays, I was
probably using Baclays. So I got Dumbledore two and number
one is Jen a tough, upgraining upbringing. But like, bro,
(01:32:39):
how many times did you fuck Forest over in that movie?
You fucked Forest over NonStop? You used Forrest. I'm not
saying that like you didn't have some past trauma that
made you that way, but like, come on, dude, he
named his boat after you. Yeah, after the pretty dying
awkward imagine Jeni, it was us rimp a boat just
(01:33:00):
stream along for years. Yeah, so Jenny is one, Dumbledore two,
Rose is three, farious by four, and Glenn Day is five.
Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
And also Dumbledore like did it to a kid?
Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Rose.
Speaker 3 (01:33:14):
It was like Jack is like an adult, so it's
like not cool, but like Harry had no idea was
an adult.
Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
He was closer to being an.
Speaker 4 (01:33:23):
Adult sixteen to eighteen somewhere, and they were which by
the way, back then they lived until twenty five. Yeah,
you're an adult back even if he was only sixteen,
that's you were grown up by then. Those people tens.
So yeah, Robert, which you got those are my exactly ones.
It was the same reasoning and everything, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33:43):
Especially with like Dumbledore, like hed never even told Harry
about his family, like he Harry didn't know he had
a brother, like a sister or like, uh was, yeah
Dumbledore has a brother.
Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
Oh Harry, Harry. I was like, I've watched it a
lot and I missed that every just there's so much shit.
Even when he died.
Speaker 2 (01:34:00):
It's like, bro, you could have given him a map
and like be like, hey, your dad was paused and
prongs and word tail and like.
Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
You could have told him all that shit.
Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
So then he's like, why is this wolf chased this?
It's like, oh, Sirius, was that guy serious? Isn't a
bad guy?
Speaker 2 (01:34:13):
Tell him that shit? Man the fuck? And I get
it's great storytelling, but like Dick, Hagrid wouldn't do that,
would never, not a million years. Haggard was a bro,
the gentle giant Hagrid. That was That was an interesting
power rings but that ended up being a lot of fun,
(01:34:33):
good good one. Ashley, all right, our last question of
the pod. This is from Raymundo ben A Vitez at Camundo.
BA also did a little prep for this because I
came with my own theory. Ramunda says, what would be
the plot of a Past the Gravy Hallmark movie? I
oh think that the Hallmark movie plot of Past the
(01:34:56):
Gravy at Christmas tale, Pat meets the love of his
life at the only liquor store that is open on
Christmas Eve and it's like, oh man, I just need
my bourbon and you're driving around.
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
You're the way he said, need there yeah, you do.
Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Need it because you're a borderline I hot.
Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Okay, yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 2 (01:35:14):
Part of the plot.
Speaker 4 (01:35:15):
Okay. No, we all knew what it was, and I agree.
I just didn't like the way you said.
Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
But you go home for the holidays and you're like, fuck,
I need my bourbon, and then you're reaching for the
bourbon and you're an old fling from schools also reaching
for the bermon.
Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Pat, is that you Oh my god, are you in
town for Christmas?
Speaker 2 (01:35:33):
Yeah? It's fucking Christmas Eve.
Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
And then you go to like a Denny's really like
the only time of the year I'm not in town.
Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
But like, then this is the movie, Pat, shut up,
it's called cinema. And then you know, you rekindle, and
then Christmas Day you're like, tight, she's one.
Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Now I'm madly in love with her. End of Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (01:35:53):
The only thing I would change is that it happens
at the Spectacular because it's the past, the gravy Hallmark movie.
Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
This is what I was thinking too, Like a group
of guys like goes to a small town, like maybe
they're on a journey home and they get like the
car breaks down and they're in a small town, and
the small town doesn't really have much joy.
Speaker 5 (01:36:10):
And so then the three guys us, by the way,
it's us us.
Speaker 4 (01:36:15):
I heard that.
Speaker 5 (01:36:16):
Yeah, it's it louder. We decided to throw like a
Gravy's award, Like, listen, let's bring cheer by throwing a
big party.
Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
We're a bad situation we're in. Let's make the most.
Speaker 4 (01:36:28):
Yeah, Darland, like Marlin goes so the butcher shop owner,
It's like fucking.
Speaker 5 (01:36:33):
What Yeah, And then they really the town realized that
they had joy all along.
Speaker 2 (01:36:37):
I like Roberts, the pastor gave you was the joy
that we needed in our hearts, like Roberts the best
and Christmas is good, but podcasting from Pastor Gavy specifically
is way better than Christmas cheer.
Speaker 4 (01:36:47):
You know, joy and charity are good, but what really
matters is giving nonsensical awards to everybody in the town
once a year.
Speaker 2 (01:36:54):
These are very important awards. It's the most prestigious awards
show ever.
Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
Wait, did we just create a small town? That's what
they were doing in Eight Crazy Nights.
Speaker 2 (01:37:03):
That's an a movie, so it doesn't count.
Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
Well, he was like the only jew in town though,
don't run it.
Speaker 2 (01:37:11):
Okay, you're right in.
Speaker 5 (01:37:12):
Just go with it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
I'm gonna go I vote for Robert.
Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
I like Roberts too.
Speaker 4 (01:37:16):
Yeah, it's the most likely to happen.
Speaker 2 (01:37:18):
Yeah, he'll never find out. No, probably not. Fuck Okay,
that was it.
Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Huh hell yeah, ship, this was my fa fucking streamlined.
Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
This went by fast way to go gang because we
knew Robert felins Robert Feelings.
Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
As an hour short week short episode. Yeah, well it's
a regular episode episode.
Speaker 4 (01:37:41):
We'll go fucking four and a half hours. Robert's gonna
love it.
Speaker 2 (01:37:44):
You're gonna You're gonna fucking love it, dude. Just wait
and it'll be an hour of Robert just recapping his vacation,
and then we'll start the pie.
Speaker 4 (01:37:52):
I'm gonna come I'm gonna come in with fucking sixty
four Robert feelines.
Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
This dude's coming with a hundred a day, and then
we'll just never end it. He's gonna be so mad,
soul passed, but he'd be relaxed because he came back
from vacation. So really we got that going for us.
Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
He'll just be a chill guy who's sitting there with
two idiots.
Speaker 2 (01:38:08):
Yeah, when you don't want this podcast, to keep going
any longer. But you're really just a chill guy that
doesn't want to make your friends mad, so you just
sit there and just just let them be assholes, all right.
I am at Alex J. Milton, Pats that not Pat
Dan Roberts, at Robert Barbosa at zero three.
Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
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Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
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Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
He was going to give you a smooch, but he
doesn't want to, so it's actually very He'll give you distance.
That's what Robert will give you.
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us this much every year. Love you, guys. Let's wrap
it up with with some random celebrity generator. We're to
do the eight We're do the eight banger again, right.
Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
I'm gonna take James Earl Jones.
Speaker 2 (01:39:46):
James Earl Jones, I'm gonna go Tim Allen.
Speaker 5 (01:39:49):
I was gonna go Tim Allen.
Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
You can take Tim Allen. I want to do Timothy Shallomey. Okay,
he knows ball? He does, don't he knows ball? Timothy's
Tim Allen James Old James wil Jones.
Speaker 5 (01:40:04):
I kind of feel like we already won tho because
two of us were gonna pick the same one.
Speaker 2 (01:40:08):
Yeah, that might be.
Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
I fucking hope I get half away and gave it up.
Speaker 2 (01:40:13):
But I will always be like, remember when I gave
it up? Big of me? All Right, Freza Balk, Steve Martin,
Celine Dion, vic c x's Patrick Rafter Nirvana. That's three guys, okay,
Bruce Willis and Debra Winger doesn't count. Doesn't matter. We
(01:40:34):
didn't get it. No Tim Allen and no James jil Jones.
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