Pass The Gravy #627: The Catskill Mice

The guys talk about football, getting arrested, and learn about aura farming. They also power rank Nickelodeon shows.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bravy Gang Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby powder topping lead spread as we listen, it's a
past the grave Gray, Well go and fishing for your
bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Bay.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let him. We'll get rich today, Nich.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang. What is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (00:31):
Happy Gravy Day. It is Past the Gravy Episode number
six hundred and twenty seven, six hundred and Brandon Jacobs
to those of you that know, I am your host,
Alex Middleton, with my very good friend Robert by both
Say aka Bobby Jokes aka the Hog, and joining us
today is our good buddy Patty. Welcome to the pod, Buddy.

(00:56):
Special guests again, I.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Mean, how many specials is this in a row? Now?

Speaker 3 (01:02):
We should for our our twenty twenty five Gravyes Awards,
we should have a guest at the air and like
we're gonna have other guests on at some point this year.
But that'd be really funny, just like well, I don't
know he was on the most.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
My cousin texted me the other day and goes, are
you not on the show anymore? I saw you were
a guest.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
First off, thank you for listening and watching. But we
have another special guest with us here today. He's Corner.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
He scared the shit out of me when I walked
in the room.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I'm gonna get I'm gona bring hm up. Yeah, you
know know, all right, all right, this was a secret.
This is a secret. But okay, boom boom, mister world
washed the worldwide Dalley. We got pit bull in the house.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah. The lights were off when I walked in here,
and my head was put down.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
I want to get for past the gravy pit bull
on the pod and thought.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I just kind of lifted my head and I jumped
at the large white, shadowy figure.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Do you at this actual height? I bet he's way shorter.
He's a shorter guy.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I bet you pitt bowls like five six in real
life five five five six.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
He's got a lot of aura though.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Oh yeah, dude, he oor farms is what is aura farm?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Is that just doing shit?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I was hoping you weren't gonna call me on that.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
No.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
I that it is like when you like pose to
like try and put up the which feels like it's
counterintuitive because if you're trying to or a farm, then
you can't or a.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Farm, right, but if you have aura idea of riz,
what is the what is the conversion chart for Riz
to Aura or Aura to Riz? Like how much Riz
do you have to have before you have Aura? Oh
my brain hurts now I'm just askinging you know.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Uh no, see, because like you can have Riz and
not have Aura, because like we all know guys that
have like been able to consistently pull chicks way out
of their league. And you're like, but that dude doesn't
have Aura. Did you look at me? Like he's an
ugly guy and you're like, how's he keep saying? Which
maybe means he does have aura? I think you.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
I think there is a conversion chart we need, Like
somebody in the in the YouTube chat, please give us
the conversion chart of Riz to Aura. There's like four
rizzes equals one Aura point.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
I feel like this is a job for the gravy
and terns, the children of the podcast.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Anybody got a kid in like high school that might
even be too old. I'm talking like this is one
of those where like I'm gonna figure it out eventually,
but like I'm just playing it cool right now where
I'm like, all right, this is a word that I
should know, but I don't know this. So I'm just
gonna hang out and like I know this word, but obviously,
like other people might not explain this, Like I get

(03:33):
to get a youth to tell me that.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
We might need to ask, like a little fucker Todd's son,
Justin Justin Justin Justin, Yeah, I have that little fucker
explain it to us.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
He was on stage with Volbeat at a Vulbeat Paramore
concert last night.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
Yeah, I was that was pretty fucking jealous.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
It just looked great. You know what he was doing was.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Justin has so much aura. I mean, if you're in
the gravy game, you get aura. If you're a gravy intern,
you're of the youth. Jove, he's got you got aura
as well. And I would imagine we have RIZ, but
I don't know. I would say like two RIZ points
equals one or a point, because like you have to

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do more like ura. It seems like it's a bigger thing.
And I also want to prance or a hundred different.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
I feel like it was kind of like money, like
it's it's hard to get, but once you get it.
It's easier to just add more on.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Top or a farm by just rizzing people. No, I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
Feel I don't know if I've ever felt older than
I do in this moment.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Yeah, all right, well, as long as it's not just me,
I'm I feel a lot better.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
But I should be asking Robert. He's the he's the
resident youth.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
He doesn't want us to be on the No. Yeah,
I don't think I can really reveal that information to
you guys. Gotta keep it seeing you're a millennial, so
you probably don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
No, I know you know.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
I'm You're just gonna make sure that you guys know. Yeah,
I'm just not gonna mention less. No, no, let us
know what you everybody post what you think that the
the aura farming is.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
Someone's gonna come over scientific too.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
No, just load those COMMENTSPT, let's do it. I'll go
read all of them. I'll read all an actual equation.
I was, I was a This is an old story.
I feel like we uh we got in laid on
the Coldplay thing because it happened right after we recorded
last week too, And this happened kind of right after
we recorded last week. But Chuck E Cheese getting arrested.
It was like the guy that was the mascot out

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of Chuck E Cheese got arrested for like credit card
fraud or something, but just getting arrested in the mascot
costume was pretty great.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
Like, I know it won't happen because Time has a
bunch of fucking hacks, but that should be the Time
photo of the year, Like it's gonna go to some
nature thing like it always does. Chuck E Cheese getting arrested,
that's the that's the photo of the year for like
real people. Yeah, like nothing's gonna top that what like that?

Speaker 3 (05:58):
But that just made me think, since we like we're
brilliant sports and stuff like, which would be the best
sports mascot to be arrested? And why is it either
the Philly Fanatic or Orbit? Oh?

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I don't think it's either one of them. I don't
even think, Like there's some of the best mascots, but
what is just the silliest ones? Like can you imagine
see an Orbit handcuffed? Did you handcuff Orbit? Like?

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Can you put? Can Orbit put his arms all the
way behind his back?

Speaker 4 (06:23):
For sure? Very flexible but funnier. Yeah, can you imagine
can you imagine the New Orleans Pelicans baby, the Kincake
baby getting arrested? That the Stanford Tree, Hew, you gonna
arrest a tree?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Stanford Tree would be pretty good.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Or the Syracuse Orange Yeah like that one. That one less,
but the New Orleans baby or the Stanford Tree, those
would be the funniest mascots to see could arrested.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
What's the Orange Flyers mascot? That guy seems like he
would be arrested, but he would look silly getting arrested.
The Flyers gritty gritty, Yeah, he just looks like a
meth head you see that?

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Pretty would be like makes sense, you're getting risk. Is
there any like mascot that's a cop, like maybe for
like the NYC and New York or not NYC New
York Police Department versus New York Fire Department. Hockey game
Arkansas mascot? Do they even have a mascot? I don't know,
Like they have an the Razorbacks, but I don't think

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off the on my head, I can't remember ever seeing
Arizona mascot Arkansas, Arkansas. I got a sleep last night.
I didn't really drink. I don't even know what's going
on with my pig?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Suey the Arizona Sun Devil would be funny getting arrested,
but then it's like you're the devil obviously.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
It's also like it's just like, you know, the it
looks like a guy. That's why I think like the
tree would be the best, because like, it's a fucking tree.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
The Philly fanatic though, with the weird mouth thing, would
just be hilarious to see, like being arrested, but also he's.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Philly and he's crazy. It would make sense, no wonder.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
Yeah, obviously it's something. Blooper.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
Mister Matt would be a good one.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Missus Matt would be more funny. Would she do?

Speaker 4 (08:05):
I don't know, but she would get a lesser charge because.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
You like, mister Matt probably beat his wife. He's a
Mets fan, Missus Matt. Would she do solicitation? Solicitation or
pozzi scheme? What Mets are known for?

Speaker 4 (08:20):
That they are, that's why they had to sell stupid
bitches it is I'm not I think Stanford true God
I keep saying trut though, but that that fucking terrifying
kincake baby, that's not even a mask anymore. I don't think, yeah,
it's not anymore, but like it will always be in
my heart. Pluto's on a planet, but yes, it fucking is.

(08:40):
Just because it's gone doesn't mean it doesn't it doesn't
still count. Union Jack would have been a funny one.
See a bunny.

Speaker 3 (08:51):
Bucky or brutus Buckeye. No, just looking at I mean,
actually Bucky, who Ralphie the buffalo? The Colorado Buffalo because
it's an actual buffalo?

Speaker 4 (09:02):
What are you gonna do trying to arrest and Mike
the tiger.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
But like the police would like dart that guy. They
would just dart the animal. But like seeing them try
to handcuff a buffalo would be really funny.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
What if you walked into BUCkies and Bucky was getting arrested,
that would be a wild one. It'd be earth shattering
for every child in there.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Oh with Chuck E cheeseo. That's why it's like, bro,
don't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Don't bring meth to work. He was fraud.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
It was fraud, credit card fraud.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I mean, what better job to have, Like, because who's
gonna suspect Chucky?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Apparently the cops the fuzz they were around doing pretty
pretty hardcore.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
I want that might be my next tattoo, Chuck E
Cheese getting arrested? Do it? Do it? Why do you
have this tattoo? It was a meme for three days
back in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
I don't know, well new this is either like we're
adding Chuck E Cheese to the rest of the year.
It's liver King and Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
And I don't think liver King has a shot at
this time. I mean initially he did. He was the favorite,
he was the only the only nominee.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Mean, we got a little less than half the year left,
so we still got plenty of time for some more
crazy shit to go down. I feel like this time
last year there was a lot.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, we got the third of a season for show
hey to catch another charge? So or epe, you mean
we're gonna get dude mastermind this?

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Maybe? What's his face from Cleveland?

Speaker 4 (10:33):
Is the Emmanuel class?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Does he speak English?

Speaker 4 (10:39):
Probably some?

Speaker 3 (10:40):
I wonder who his translator is. That'd be so funny
if it's his translator that he gets blamed for again, Like, guys,
we're you can't just blame the translators every time this
fucked up.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
We'll see that's the thing. They already had one guy
arrested or suspended for it, and now Class is the
second guy on the Guardians. Cleveland just a gambling town.
Not realize that this is the second Guardian. I think that, yeah, yeah,
second Guardian because there was there was the guy that
came out like a week and a half ago, two
weeks ago. That Like, it was so obvious when you

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see the pitches, they're like three feet out of the
strike zone.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
But I forgot there was a Guardian player.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
Yeah, and now the closer class a who it sucks
for them because they were probably gonna trade him for
a lot of prospects.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Before this game, he shout out to the Yankees for
beating them and the postseason last year. We wouldn't wanted
a bunch of cheaters went in a World Series, right.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Oh yeah, a bunch of cheaters beat a bunch of cheaters.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Wouldn't wanted that.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
No, that'd be horrible. Would the game ever?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Look the game of baseball. It's all about integrity and
not doing any sketchy ship. All I know is I
better the history of baseball, at least the Yankees. I
don't care if I do it.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
I just I better not hear about steroids and banana
ball or I'm gonna lose my ship. They better they
better all be clean.

Speaker 3 (11:52):
Speaking of speaking of banana ball, I got to watch
like I've never actually sat down and watched. They've seen
it on I've seen the video, but there was like
a rerun of whatever the Saturday game was. They did
in Philadelphia, and Joey Chestnut won a banana dog eating
contest in the middle of an inning, goat like they're
playing baseball while he's in right field facing like three

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other dudes. That was pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
It was a move over Nancy Reagan. He's the throatcout.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
I can see how, like I understand the appeal for
like taking the family and stuff to that. I can
also see how there's dudes that are like, I don't
have I don't get this, this doesn't make sense. I
didn't understand. There's points, there's a runs column. They explained
it a couple of times in there, but I wasn't
really paying attention. I was doing other stuff too, but
it was pretty electric watching like anybody on stilts do
all this stuff. I just was like, Savannah, bananas has

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to be an all time, like baseball team name, and
they were a minor league baseball team. And then I
was just like, minor league baseball is known for having
sick names, So like, why don't we come up with
some minor league baseball teams? And I told you guys,
we should just come up with the list. Let's rail
them off. So if you guys got your lists ready,
these are some minor league baseball teams that do not

(13:03):
exist but maybe should. I'll start us off the Rehoboth
Beach bombs from Delaware, Robeth Beach, Delaware Beach.

Speaker 4 (13:17):
It's not even a real place. It is.

Speaker 3 (13:19):
No, Delaware doesn't exist. We've been Delaware, the Blue hen State,
Delaware never better. I actually have two Delaware teams here,
the or the Wilmington Dirt Dobbers.

Speaker 4 (13:31):
Oh that's a good one. I had. My first one
I wrote down was pretty, you know, blatant one. But
it's got to be the Jersey Juicers. I like that.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
I like that a lot.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I almost went with the Jersey Gorillas, but you know,
I'm a slut for a literation up in the same area,
up in New Rochelle, New York, the New Rochelle Old fashions. Ooh,
let's go play with it a little bit. Uh.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
I got a New York team as well. I got
the Albany Armadillos.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (14:01):
Do you think there's ever been an armadillo in Albany?
This'd be the first one. Yeah, pets change at.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
Also had uh up there, the uh Fort Edward Ferbeaters
because it was they were big in the the Hudson
River Valley was big and fur trading back in the
day and someone had to beat the the hides to
clean them off. So that's what it was for honoring
their history. I like that a lot.

Speaker 3 (14:26):
I liked that a lot. I had the Sioux City
Soups just to be funny to play for the soups.
The mascots is the bowl of soups, the bowl of soup,
but you could change it could be seasonal in the summer,
it's caspacho.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Could be gumbo, could be chicken and dumb.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, you could have a soup of the day and
that's what the mascot, which that'd be cool. The Chrisfield
Calico Cats. I like Chrisfield, Maryland. The London Broilers from London, Wisconsin.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Mm yeah, tasty.

Speaker 3 (14:57):
He was talking about making a London broil last night,
and I was like, I've heard of that, I've never
had it.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
I love watching those videos and then eating a frozen
burrito out.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
Of my Yeah. Yeah, you know what, maybe I should
go slow cook this pork and then do this and
then I'm just gonna order door dash.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I eat string cheese from Burlison, Texan. The Burlson Boners
once again, but there's nothing dirty. Don't make it sick.
A boner is actually somebody that d bones meat and
they're by Fort Worth, which was a big meat packing area.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Get your head eye, I got it all right, anybody.

Speaker 4 (15:31):
It's along the same lines up in Alaska the Homer Hookers.
A lot of fishing going on up there.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Yeah, big fish, big fish in territory. I had the
Nelson Mandelas from Nelson, Kentucky. That's a great ry, just
like sick name. I don't really know what the mask
I would be at all, probably Nelson Mandela, but really great,
really great idea when I saw that. Then I have
the ding Dong ditchers from ding Dong, Texas. That is

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a real place.

Speaker 4 (15:58):
I was trying to come up with one for cutting
shoot and I had nothing.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
Or down the Chattanooga chup of Cobras.

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Oh, I love that.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
Love great alliteration on that.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I love that. I had also up from New York,
the uh catskill Mice.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Mm, the cats kill mice. That's a really good.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
That's one I've like. I I bolted that one. That
should be a real team. That's catskill Mice. That's one
of the best ideas I've ever had in my life.
Uh a bit. I don't even sorry. I didn't write
down the area for this one, but just the three
River tripods.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
Yeah, just feels good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good.
I had the hell Yeazz from hell Michigan. Mmm, how
do you not have it? I mean hell Devils would
have made sense, but hell Yeahs. I mean go yeah,
but wait, going to a yazz game?

Speaker 4 (16:49):
You just play?

Speaker 3 (16:50):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (16:51):
Was it outcast between every Yeah?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Just changed? Yeah yeah, hell yeah brother and they could
just play that anytime, anybody get to hit.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
I had a couple of California teams, the Valley Vibes. Oh,
just a bunch of surfer looking dudes playing ball. They
could They seem like they might take on the bananas
just laid back. Oh yeah, that would be a good
one for them, and then by San Francisco the Baker
Beach Bears.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
I had a couple of U of California ones. So
I had the Stockton Markets.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I love that Stockton Crashers.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Stockton Crashers would be good at the Redwood City Titties.
I don't really have a reason for doing that except
that rhymes and just would be funny to have somebody
play for the titties.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Oh that would be so good.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Who doesn't want to play for titties? I mean most guys,
that's the dudes play for titties, going to the going
to the ball game. See a little titty too, what's
wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I also had the uh, the Liberty Bay Bees.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Liberty ba Bs is good and.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
It's a double on Toronto because the mascot is a
baby that is dressed up as Uncle Sam while also
dressed up as a.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Bee, so came literally babes. That's good.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
I mean, who's not gonna love you? Just have like a.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Pacifier as the logo they did. They definitely have like
alternate logos like that. I had the Santa Claus Little
Helpers from Santa Claus, Indiana. That's a real place. I
just looked up weird weird name cities, lots of them.
Turns out would make great baseball teams.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
The San Marcos Marcos, this bunch of guys named Marco.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
You should be the San Marcos Polos. Ah, that would
be good. I'd be all the jerseys have collars on them.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
You don't call ball on the outfield. Usual Marco the
other guy you know where he is.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Robert, do you have any more? I wanted to do
another city here at, like in Houston area. So like
friends would fighting nomes who fight? I don't want to
fuck with the fighting. No. Fighting Nomes would be such
a good Mia League team name. Do you have like
a whacky name, a cool literation or something like that.
That would be a perfect one. So yat also have

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the Pink Pony Clubbers from Pink, Oklahoma. Oh, that's good,
very topical, very topical. Chapel Run would definitely throw a
first pitch out for that game. The Kasim Kissers Kissers
would be good smoochers. This would be good Smooters Simmi, Florida.
They always advertise on west Ham jerseys. The only thing

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I had left was the Darling Marlins from Darling, Mississippi,
and I was like, it's not Darling, but it's right,
it's close enough. It sounds like they'd be a minor
league team for the Marlins.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
And the last one I had written down was just
the sugar Land Skeaters.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
That, yeah, you didn't change anything about that.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
That one. It is. They're they're not Mosquitos. That one's come.
That one is. That one's little just come. It's just come.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
It's just come. But yeah, those are some minor league
that's what teams that don't exist but probably should. All right,
funnel exercise there, everybody, fallow exercise. What did you guys
have for the pre camp segment? Uh? Actually it is
baseball related because the tread deadline is coming up, uh
Thursday at five pm, and there's just a lot of
talk about that. It's there's a lot of names like

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Carlos Correa out there for the Astros, but right now
there's the exciting names like that. But they weren't like
a week ago for the actuals. They were just kind
of like rentals whatever. But now it's like, oh, Carlos Correa,
maybe a Nolan or Ernatto and Haino Suarez. I was
like Okay, now this is exciting. Probably wouldn't happen. I
don't bet it will happen. But what if the Astras

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are known for bringing back guys? Yeah, the fans love
Maybe you make a move for JV. That would be funny.
He's it looks like the Giants might be Don't I
love him?

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I don't want him? No, he's bad this year.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
He's old, just got it's like first win two weeks ago.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
It's like one and nine or something like that. He's
great career.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Probably shouldn't have signed this last contract, could have just
rode off into the sunset with his gorgeous wife and
beautiful family and hard do I admit that you don't
got it? You know, I still think he'd come back
for one more year.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
See that's the thing though, if we did trade for him,
he would probably be like a beast in the postseason
for us.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
That's all you need him for, just get to the postseason.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
That's why I want this Korea thing to happen, because,
like you know what, his numbers haven't really been there
all the time. He's had some ups and downs in Minnesota,
but we know one thing. When it's postseason time, Carlos
Korea turns it on.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
That's true, but so does Jerry Payne.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, well, Carlos Cara will be our third basement because
what's his name is done for the year. They haven't
officially announced it, but that's fucking third basement. What's his name?
He sucked paratus. Yeah, they the injury happened, and they're like,
we don't know, and then pretty quickly they're like, uh,
this is serious because it's we're bad done for the

(21:59):
If he comes back, it's gonna be real late. And yeah,
so we need a need a little arm over there
at third because right now the Triple A ashoes two
in a row right now after winning Well, like as
we started the podcast, but uh, been on a slide lately.
It's okay though.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
It's baseball things are Who cares about slides? Who even
cares about slides? I didn't care.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Kids on playgrounds?

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah, that's what those are the only sides that matter
to me, certainly, not in baseball.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
Slide whistles.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Those are fun paying which for the sliding, I don't
want it to go down.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
It's fun both ways.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
When it's going down, it means that things are not
looking great. I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (22:41):
That's what I'm used to.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
That's cool, that's cool, but still but yeah, but baseball,
that happens, dude, Like honestly, like it's not even really
it's almost football season, so like who even cares? Yeah,
who even cares about baseball? I mean that was just
my pre come right there too, is it's not just
that if football is, it's fantasy football season now. Starting

(23:03):
to have to wrangle everybody in my league's about figuring
out draft times and everything like that.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
So but hey, it's exciting. I won last year, so
I get to pick where the draft is this year.
Also three of us, yeah, three of the guys now
have kids, So I figure half the league's not gonna
make it.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
But you need to make a big deal, like if
they don't make it, you get to make their first
pick or something like that.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
Oh, I mean I'm gonna I'm gonna fuck with them
about not being there. I was the first one to say, guys,
I understand you got kids, you can't make It's cool
when they're not there. I'm just gonna make a guys,
drafts up start? Where are you? But you know, it's
nicest year. I don't have to travel.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, that's pretty sick. All right. Well, I guess that's
their pre come segment. It's pretty pretty easy to get
through right there. All right, let's uh, let's move on
to the comeback kids segment. Robert, why don't you tell
abody about the Houston Clothing Swap. I know that's coming
up this weekend. I'm excited about it. I know a
lot of people are stoked about it. But maybe you

(23:58):
don't you maybe you don't know what it is. Explain
to everybody. Yeah, exactly like you said, Houston Clothing Swop
is hosting a children's clothing shop, first ever children clothing
shop this Sunday, August third, between twelve and six pm.
So for only ten dollars per adult, families can bring
as many ears little clothes as they have in exchange
for unlimited clothing. It's a great opportunity for parents to
get their kids clothes for the upcoming school years, was

(24:21):
donate clothes that their kids have outgrown. Like I said,
ten dollars per adult. Kids twelve and under are completely free.
All you gotta do is bring lightly warm clothing for
agen zero to twelve, like onesie shirts, skirts, pants, uniforms, dresses, shoes, hats.
We're even accepting things like backpacks and lunchboxes. It's all happening,

(24:44):
Like I said, August third, between twelve and six pm
at two thousand Edward Street, Houston, Texas, seven to seven,
double seven. You can get your tickets now at cccswaps
dot com. Wait, so you're telling me for just the
price of a ticket, I could get all of my
back to school shopping done in one trip. Yes. A
lot of people wow, are always wondering. Is it like

(25:04):
a one for one? Can I if I only bring
like two things? Could I only swap out for two things? Nope,
you can bring one and swap out for however many
you want. Just closed, don't end up in a landfill yep,
recycling reusing pretty sick. No underwear stuff, no underwear, no underwear.
The one thing I add every week, No underwear. And
then Houston Clothing Swap on Instagram as a grant follow

(25:27):
I saw the girls from the Houston Clothing Swap. They
used old clothes and made rugs out of them. Awesome,
that was witchcraft. Yeah that was witchcraft. You can't really
do that. Yeah, there's gonna be a vendors out there,
and that's one of the vendors out there. Oh hell yeah,
they're gonna give a live demo to show how how
they can do that. I was really into Vidy. I watched.
The whole thing was that I want to do this

(25:48):
so bad.

Speaker 4 (25:48):
I always wanted an old T shirt blanket growing up.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
But you get a rug.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
Never going to do it.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
You just go there and do a rug. That's pretty sick.
So uh, Houston Clothing Swap this weekend. I'm looking forward
to it. Don't forget to check out again. Houston Clothing Swap.
Wait what is the website?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I fucked it up CCC swaps dot Com. There we go,
There we go. All right, let's move on to Comeback
Kids segment. Hey, what's back? It's the comeback Kid. Comeback
Kid of the Week, Comeback Kid of the week. Bitch,

(26:27):
all right, this is this was not on our little prepsheet,
but I got a text before we started podcasting and
Netflix is our first comeback kid this week. Did you
know Pastor Gavy made their Netflix debut today?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
On wwe unreal? When Raymundo went to Vegas and took
the Pastor Gavy flag it's on the episode. I had
two people text me in like the last twenty minutes.
They were like, hey, somebody said you made a cameo
and a Peyton Manning produced show Pretty Sick. I did not,
but my podcast did. Let's our lost see that logos everywhere? Dude,

(27:00):
it's like on my arm, it's on your your thigh.
Task has got it, David Rui's as it. Ramoon has
got it at WWE. Past three might be taken over?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Might be? I mean the rest of the world is
on notice.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
So can we, like in our bios, say from Netflix
seen on Netflix, as seen on Netflix? Yeah, can we
change the past right all? Update the past three seen
on Netflix? And then just don't don't specify where in
one shot of a documentary one time but still on
it or on scene as seen on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
How many people have tried to get on Netflix over
the years and kindn't do it?

Speaker 3 (27:38):
A lot of people probably couldn't be us, not us,
We're on there right now. Ww unreal, go watch it
Pretty Sick. Shot at the Ray Mundo, I mean he's
back to back MVPs and like, that's getting us on Netflix.
Three Pat Dynasty if.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
He three peats. We might have to rename it the
Ray Mundo Memorial MVP Trophy.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
Yeah, I like that idea, even though he's not, but
he could still win his own award to which would
be crazy.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
Put somebody make the the emojis the black hand and
the white hand high five in and it's Ray Mundo
Bana videz and then it's the nineteenth Amendments WNBA Fantasy
Team and then theddle is three PiZZ We lost our
first game, by the way, it's fine and eight and one,

(28:28):
eight and one? What did yo two game lead on
the rest of the league. We're good?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
What did Yogi bear? Teachers? Can't win?

Speaker 3 (28:34):
Can't win them all? Hey, And you know what I
like that. I got the loss out of the way
early because now the girls aren't thinking about going undefeated.
You know what that does? That does to a locker room,
like what if we go? I mean the pressure is
gonna mount at a certain point, and we would if
we lose our first Now got that loss of wing
and we don't like that taste in our mouth? Ladies,
do we no go back out there? Kick some ass?

(28:56):
All right? My girl Angel Reese might be my m
VP of the Year. Who know, Athlete of the Year
definitely going to be a nominee.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, she needs to step up now and take accountability
for the loss. But you know what that that's good
team building.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, it's great team building.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
If she steps up and takes count she will.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Which I feel I feel very confident that she will.
But shouts to remouda shot out to Netflix, thank you
Peyton Manning for featuring us in your documentary. It's very
kind of you. And if you would like your brother Eli, uh,
if you want to put us in touch with him,
that would be also great. Love to have him on
the pod. Should be Hall of Famer Eli Manning. We'll
get to Hall of Fame in a little bit. Well
we won't call it that, but bleep at those three

(29:32):
words please. Moving on, speaking of wrestling, Hulk Hogan back
in the news because he's gone. He died past away
last week and let's uh, he's he's another Gravy nominee.
So that's that's three nominees that we've already given out.
Now the Rest of the Year, Athlete of the Year, Andeuries,

(29:54):
and now another Death of the Year nominee. Hulk Hogan
joins Ozzy Osbourne, Pope, Francis, val Kilmer, George Foreman, Michelle Trachtenberg,
Gene Hackman, and Bob Buker. I'm not feeling like it's
gonna be great for TRACT, just saying, also, we.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Would be remiss if we didn't mention the oldest Cosby son. Also, yes,
we know that he also would not win. Yeah, and
Chuck Mangoni, who I only know from King of the
Hill and Chuck MANGIONI, by the way, when he died,
I found out that he was a real person. I
thought it was a cool, made up name. I thought
he was just a made up dude from King of

(30:38):
the Hill for so many years. Yes, but RP to
the Holkster dude.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Although I mean a lot of people don't didn't like
what he did there at the end, there was a run.
He had a run.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
He's an American icon. You can't be not a perfect person.
None of us are.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Did some bad things, like when you think like American stuff,
We've done a mock draft of American stuff. I don't
want to say that Hulk Hogan was on it. I
mean an hill with the American flag guitar in front
of a flag. I am a real American who was
his walkout music?

Speaker 4 (31:11):
Like I mean until the Marvel Cinematic universe started for
a long time. When you said Hulk, people thought Hogan
before they thought the superhero.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Yeah, yeah they did. I mean he could rip his
shirt off. That was always cool. He had a cool mustache. Yeah,
he said stuff that we don't condone.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
He fucked his friend's wife, not cool.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
It's from wanting him to.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I think I never really followed the whole but hey,
you know, he also took down Gawker, so that was
pretty cool because it was a bunch of piece of
shit because of his friend's wife.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Yeah, and dead Spin.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
So positive. Mm, I don't know many of those things.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
What is your conversion chart for inwards to taking down
a company? Yeah, I think it's a he hasn't He
didn't say it, and he said too little or not enough.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Hold on, here's the question. Did he ever sing? Do
we have any videos of him singing? Because Morgan Wallen
has taught me, if you sing, you're allowed to say
the N word as much as you want. That's a
good point. Yeah, he must not have his daughter sang.
Does he get any our points off that?

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Brook his strange daughter.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
Oh see, there's also things. Anytime bad things happened to
Hulk Cogan, I kind of just like avoided it.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Hey man, I like that childhood. I like that guy
when I was like eight years old. Okay, like he rocked.
I don't need to know everything about life.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
The little wrestler doll. Yeah, I didn't have it that
he did. I used to play with it all the time.
We beat the shit out of that when I went
over there.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
I was anti Hulk though, because he went he went
hell and w o tragedy.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
That was Hollywood Hogan. Yeah right, that was the regular
whole culture, just like there was there was Kobe at
number eight and then there was Kobe at twenty four.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Through both of those, but I didn't really live through
like yellow and Red whole cogain. I lived through Hollywood
Hould Cogan. That was my introduction to him, Like what
the fuck?

Speaker 4 (33:00):
This guy still probably the most iconic moment in the
history of wrestling when he picked up and slammed Ondre
the Giant.

Speaker 3 (33:05):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It was just I don't know all the wrestling fans
would do. There's so many more I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
Well, we're big wrestling has We were in a wrestling documentary.
So actually, maybe check who you're talking about right now,
checker privilege. We are a big This is maybe wrestling's
number one podcast could be. So you make a list
and put us in the top ten at least, and
then we'll get to say we're ranked top ten wrestling podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
I'm sure if Time did one, we would make it. Yeah,
it was a podcast that, like people don't hear about
the wrestling podcast, probably by podcast. So rip Terry Blea.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
RP to the Holkster brother.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
What you're gonna do when you get nominated for Death
of the Year.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
I don't know. It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
You might win.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
He could win, could win, He could win.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Very well.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Could Moving on, Happy Gilmore is back. I feel like
the nation is divided yet again.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
It's between people that are smart and poopy pants.

Speaker 3 (33:58):
Is either you're it's either blue jeans or Happy Gilmore
is what people are mad about this week, and it's
it's Happy Gilmore. I feel like I'd like to focus
on Happy Gilmore today, but Happy Gilmore two came out.
I didn't never think Happy Gilmore was like Godfather, Goodfellas, good.

(34:21):
It was a silly movie. He's got to sit and
laugh at it. And I sat and I laughed at
Happy Gilmore too. Pretty much the whole movie. Was it stupid?

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Yes, yeah, I think they'd still give it like a C.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I'd give it.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
I got it three out of five ladles a gravy.
I'd give it a be okay, because I think, like,
if that just came out, that's a B movie. What
are But I was trying to find the exact text
I said to my friends after I watched it. I
said something along the lines of it was one of
the dumbest movies I've ever seen. And I mean it
in the best possible way. It is just total like

(34:55):
now Adam Sandler humor, where like I feel like he's
reverted back to when he was like twenty one, making
fart prank phone calls and stuff. It's just stupid, dumb humor.
That it was just a cameo fest. Just we're just
trying to have a good time here, guys. It's just
all nostalgia. I mean, they probably cut back to scenes

(35:16):
from the original movie what fifteen times a lot, so
many times it's just.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
A Nostalgilmore at that time exactly what.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
It was doing. It's we're just just having fun.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You're not supposed to think too much about it. Yeah,
I got it. I got it as a three out
of five on my letterbox count. Oh it's the same
as uh As Cars Too, and to Spicable Me Too,
and Kung Fu Panda. So if you liked Kung Fu Panda,
you're gonna love Happy Gilmore too. Basically what I'm saying,
that's kind of weird that I mean, Kung Fu Panda
is a much better movie, but it was awesome. If
you don't like this movie, you're a poopy pants.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
That's all it is. You can't. It was exactly what
I expected it to be.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
You either didn't like that. If you liked the first
one and then you're like, this is trash, then you
didn't really like the first one. It was the first
one kind of just run back. It's fuller shit.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
If you have seen Anchorman two and Zoolander two and
all these movies that came out ten to fifteen years
after the first one and saw how much lower the
quality was, then this movie comes out thirty years almost
it was twenty something whatever it is. After the first one,
you can't expect it to be as good as the first.
You have to know going in, dude, we're just here
to have a good time.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Yeah, and that's it. It was a Friday movie. Me
and my wife watched it. I was like, this is
funny movie. I want to think too much about it.
People get weird about like acting like they're fucking Cisco
and Ebert when they're reviewing a movie that you got
to watch for free on Netflix.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yeah, scottis Scheffler, I think stole the show. Scotti Scheffler
was fantastic and he had like five lines, but he delivered.
It's Bad Bunny stole the show. I didn't even know
that was Bad Bunny until that funny. I was like, oh,
I guess this is like the way he was in there.
I was like, oh, I guess this is like a
somewhat known actor. I'd never really do what Bad Bunny
looked like funny, but I mean, the best better than

(36:56):
him though, of the secondary characters, John Daly, John Daily, fuck.
I don't want to give out spoilers for people that
just haven't had a chance to see it, but what
he was drinking through the entire movie had be dying
every single time.

Speaker 3 (37:09):
So yeah, we're we're gonna we're gonna give it a pass.
It's a good movie. Good movie, not great. You know
what you're getting into his happy Gill Mark. Okay, it's
an Adam Standler movie.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
I know at least one of my friends in the
group Chat is gonna shot all over it because he's
a poopy pants.

Speaker 3 (37:23):
I wish we could. We should call it Cole.

Speaker 4 (37:25):
He's not gonna answer my call.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
I haven't talked to that in like two years, but
it'd be really, what do you think you have a
Gil movie? Oh my god? It was terrible, the amount
of blah blah blah blah blah, the egregious cameos.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
But it was funny, right, it's funny, had like four podcasts,
and then that they kept clipping in. I was like,
he probably could have done with two.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
We could have been in it. You could put us
and that we would have talked about happy.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You could tell. Like as the movie was announced and
they kept like adding people as cameos, more people reached
out to them and they were like, fuck it, Yeah,
you're not gonna get paid, Like, I don't think that
would make me laugh if everyone that was a cameo.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
And basically, yeah, but here, we'll give you a hundred bucks. Okay,
I could see that, but yeah, shot to Happy Gilmar.
Good movie, not great. You know what you're getting in.
Adam still has the swing too. I've seen a bunch
of clips from outside, like nobody can do the happy
Swing like him. He's the only person coordinated us to
make it actually look good. He did invent it. I'll

(38:18):
love Adam Sandler forever. Yeah, such a good you can say, Yeah,
the movie is stupid, but they're funny. Stupid.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Keeps all of his boys employed. Give me Happy family
members' roles now. I just I'll always respect Adam that. Like,
if you're one of his boys, I got you, dog.
Every movie I make, you're gonna get a partner.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
Yeah, a little bit, a little bitty part, but it'll
still be a part.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
And most of the time we're going to Hawaii to
do it.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah. I love that. So happy Gila's back. Speaking of movies,
Airbud is back. You guys see this, They're running air
Bud back again.

Speaker 4 (38:48):
I don't know how to feel about this. I feel awesome.
I mean, it's a dog playing basket. How can you
feel bad about that because the original was perfect.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Right, but like, it's still dog playing basketball. Many get
a little crazy when it was gold and Receiver and
World Pup. I understand that. But going back to his roots, Buddy,
going back to the rus playing for the timber Wolves, Like,
I'm I'm stoked about this. Show me in the rule,
But where's the dog can't play basketball?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
And I feel like by now there would have been
a rule in there.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Somewhere that probably that's the like it was Airbud two,
that would be absolutely Like thirty years later, they're like,
we've ad a rule, Like fuck, and they gotta get
Buddy a dressed up in like a trench coat and
no clear person. He's a service dog. Fuck yeah, show
me a rule. But where he says service dog can't
play basketball? Like, doesn't say that?

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Damn the damn it family.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
The other coach is like, and it's the other coach
is still the same coach from thirty years ago.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
He's like, God again, fuck fucking dogs keep ruining my dynasties.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I've won state championships every year except for then the
fucking dog did it the first time, and now this.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
We think we might have just wrote the plot of
the movie. Probably, I mean, we're probably not far off.
Like people that said that Happy You Get More two's
a cash grab. This is a fucking cast grab. But again,
I guess you could say that about any kids movie.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Got a Dog. Yeah, I'm dumb, and I will watch
a remake of that to just tell you if it's dumb,
But then I'll end up watching it like haha, funny.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I gotta see some trailers. I gotta see how this
is going before I get invested. Is that how I
can't I can't be hurt again.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
We're like, I didn't watch the superhero stuff really growing up,
and I'm like, why do you guys watch all the
reboots of all the same things they already did Spider Man,
and then they're just doing it to kids movies that
I watch, like Happy Gilmore and everybody. I'm like, guys,
this rocks, Like let's go to the theaters and see this.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
You want to have your mind ound?

Speaker 3 (40:38):
Is that how they get in me?

Speaker 4 (40:39):
They are rebooting all the Marvel again. Oh think that
they've got like four or five more movies something like that,
and then starting with like Secret Oars or something. They're
gonna recast Captain America and all the guys, and they're
just gonna run it back.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Did we just get up the Captain America? What happened
to that?

Speaker 4 (40:55):
Nobody cares about all these new characters? Uh, okay, bring
back the old ones, new actors. But they did say
they want Christie's worth of keep being thor like everyone
else is gonna change. He's perfect for the Hoard. He
can keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (41:05):
That is wild. I mean, I guess you're getting a
new generation every time. But how long do you think
the first air Bud was? What's the run time on
the first Airbud movie.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I'm gonna guess ninety two minutes.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
I didn't say it's probably like sixty four. Yeah, I
take an hour twenty. It's an hour thirty eight, So yeah,
I I was thinking it went. I was thinking went
thirty seven. But I was like, no, you're making it
seem like it's way low.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
I mean, for a long time, ninety minutes was about
what they shot for for movies.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
When I'm looking for movies to watch when I'm taking
care of my kid, and it's like, if anything is
in like one thirty fourth, boss Baby's like an hour
and a half.

Speaker 4 (41:41):
I was like, fuck ya, let's go dude. Last night,
I didn't want to be mid. I didn't want to
commit to watching like hour long shows or a movie
or anything. So instead I found all the old Comedy
Central special or Comedy Central Presents on Paramount Plus. I
watched like nine of those last week.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
Eight hours worth of that. I'm doing that. Watch a
Demon Hunters that's Netflix. Is it like an anime show? No,
it's a movie? Really good?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Is it just a bunch of K pop stars and
they have them hunting demons? Yes, I'm good. I don't
think I need that one.

Speaker 3 (42:16):
But well kind of hates this podcast, remember.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
That, hold on, hold on, you might be able to
hold me back in on this. A bunch of hot
Asian chicks. Sure, I mean, I'm I'm in dudes and women.
You think you think Korean women aren't allowed to sing?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Wow, I don't know wow to North Korean women, and
I certainly aren't. Yeah, they're still Korean women.

Speaker 4 (42:41):
The North doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
The South is always better?

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Are you koreanist?

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Yes? I will say right now I'm koreanist against the North.
I only like the South. Peong Yang Peng Kang you.
I'm more of a soul guy, a Dennis Rodman fan.
I guess I'm a fan of his. Just because I
like him doesn't mean I have to like his friends.
He's a northy I like you, don't mean after like

(43:06):
all your friends. I don't really know any of your friends.
You know a lot of my well, I mean like
the ones that I know of like new ones.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
Okay, I don't really make new friends kind of same.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
That's true. When's the last time you made a new friend? Baby? Gang?
That's fair?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
We actually know like all of my friends.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
That's family. That's different. I don't think I've made a
new friend since college.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I think Mo is my friend that I work with
in the mornings, So that's a new friend. Work friends though, Yeah,
does I count.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
I'm talking about just like organic friends, Like you meet
a guy in the wild and you start hanging out
and become friends.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
I haven't done it since I know I got I
got a lot of friends.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Honestly, the last time I made a friend and not
just got friends through my group of friends fucking elementary school.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Maybe yeah, guys just make friends, But being like you
hang out here do this for this many hours a day,
and then you're like okay, cool, and then that stops.
You're like, but what, but when? But my mom my
friends aren't where they usually we go to a different school.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Now, hey, you're playing youth football with me. You want
to be best friends for the next thirty years? Yep,
So I did it.

Speaker 3 (44:10):
Yeah, you got a friend that was playing disc golf
by himself and now he's he made a friend with
some guy. Right that was that.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
He was there like, oh you playing that was a
one day friend though he was.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
He went on a vacation and in Canada with an
X and he's just like, I still paid to go
on vacation, So I'm just gonna do my own thing.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
Rocks.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Guys being dudes. Curtis and me, we were in driver's ed.
We had football together. We had to walk from Driver's
Ed to to a day's football practice in high school
and then we had the same second period class and
I was like, well, I guess you're my best friend now.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
That is just how it works for dudes.

Speaker 3 (44:46):
And girls are like, all right, knew me when to
reinvent myself. I'm going to college. My friend was this?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
College was this?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
I'm like, do you still talk to so and like,
I don't haven't talked that bitch in years. Like y'all
are like best friends. The guys are. I mean, guys
do have falling outs, but guy don't really have falling
outs a lot of times, and I'm usually just say, hey, man,
I'm sorry. I was a little fucked up.

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I should have said that I'll be sixty and I'll
have the same best friends since the fourth grade.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
I obviously there's things that can change about all that stuff,
like other people are probably better people than us and
making making friends and stuff like that. But I feel
like dudes, they are just like elementary friend you forever,
and then you're like, wait, you go to a different
middle school, oh no, and then you make another friend
and then stare with that guy, and then if your
friends after that, then you're like when you're in college,

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you're like, oh the fuck with my friends.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Anyway, you can still probably see like if I ran
into a dude that I knew and he moved away
in third grade, if all of a sudden I was
at a bar and talking to I was like fuck dodgeball,
third period dogball, Micah, we would sit down and be
able to talk for probably longer than I could for
my best friend.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
Honestly, he'd be catching up. Yeah, what are you doing
since the third grade? Man making friends? Man making friends?
All right, last comeback, kid we got this week is
boycotts because I and or I think we as a
podcast like us all to do. This is packed. We're
boycotting the NFL Hall of Fame. But then that's the

(46:08):
last time we'll say it. We're not gonna call it that.
It's not the HOS, it's not the smallest fame game.
Tomorrow they will kick off the NFL preseason. It is
the NFL preseason opener that as well, I will be
called I will be referring to that forever. I will
not talk about anyone that is inducted into any said
hall until Eli Manning is in there, because it is
not about all. You cannot tell a story of football

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without telling the story of Eli Manning. Somehow, waiting to
know you had to wait a little bit. Yeah, I
don't want to. I don't like waiting. Tom Petty wrote
a song about it's the hardest part.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
I had to wait so many years for Jerry Gramer
to be let in, and you're all pissy about one year.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
He's not your ELI. He's not your ELI.

Speaker 4 (46:47):
He stopped playing thirty years before. I was bored.

Speaker 3 (46:49):
My ELI is my one to one is Brett. Brett's
your ELI. That's my ELI. Yeah, lready got that. He's
already in done when I when he gets in, that's
that's mine. And then I'll shut up and we can
call it the game again. But from now on it
is the NFL preseason opener with the Chargers and Alliance.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
I did see Trey Lance will be starting for the Chargers.

Speaker 3 (47:13):
But that was kind of cool seeing like a starting quarterback.
You're like, oh, yeah, let's get a football's back.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah. I was gonna say I was probably gonna do
what I always do and watch like five minutes have
it on the side. I'm gonna be at work, so
and the Ashes will probably be on, so I don't
think I'm gonna get to watch any of it anyway,
but I'll get to get you know what we'll get
on Friday morning highlights, actual football highlights. Probably not gonna
be a lot of them because this early, all the

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guys still sucking, nobody knows what they're doing, right, But
we'll get to see people hitting people I've.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Been watching so much just training camp videos. I'm back
on New York Giants Rush, by the way, in my
at in my Giants Rush on X. If you want
to go follow New York Giants Rush, subscribe on YouTube
episode every Monday at six thirty hour time. If you
want to watch Giants Talk, I'm back on it now.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
So definitely bring up Eli not being in every week.
I did, I did every week, Just keep doing it.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
And you know what, well, this is bullshit that Eli's
not in the hall speaking of, but they specifically this week.
Like we shop on the Baseball Hall of Fame all
the time, I'm team Baseball Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Right now, I'm gonna say something that's gonna get you
so excited for football leak neighbors.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
Neighbors so good, dude, he's so fast, he's so cool.
You've seen it. Have you seen his new his celebration
he's gonna do. Now this belt ass. I know it's
not his. They were just standing in the end zone
doing that in fucking training camp, and I'm like, let's go.
He's gonna whip everybody's ass.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
His celebration should be hiding behind a fence like Wilson
the most the most famous name.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
Russell Wilson's cool Jackson darts figuring stuff out. Javis Wmiinson
is very tall and funny. Things are getting pretty good.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
You're gonna have some great vibe moment.

Speaker 3 (49:03):
Scataboo, have you camped your scatebul today? I sture have
I'm still mad that you guys got him linebacker the ball,
it's the it's he's the white Brandon Jacobs. We got
him Larry Zonka Brand Jacobs Brand Jacobs Football.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
I was, I was you feel the tingle man, It's
just it's the air is electric. I was wondering today.
I was like, why am I in such a good mood?
Like I was happy? And I couldn't tell if it's because,
you know, football is like almost actually officially back tomorrow,
or if it's just because my my sister wasn't at
work today so the other bullshit could go either way.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I saw Daniel Jones. They were talking about Daniel Jones
competing for the job with the Colts, and I was like,
not my fucking problem. I don't care.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Maybe did you get rid of the Danny dimesment in
your man? It's gone okay? On just making sure it's gone.
Robert love that I just use the word of coutrol. Yeah,
I'm multi lingual.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
You know things.

Speaker 4 (50:08):
Yeah, this is a classy podcast, dude. I got so
many languages in here you don't even know. So I
got languages you ain't even heard of. Dude.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Some of those languages I might have to use Google
Translate for, but I know them.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
I've got the best languages.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
I study these languages. Wow, these languages are the best.
I keep accidentally just bumping Alex's last. That's fine, that's fine. Uh,
but yeah, football rocks man, and we're not We're boycotting.
We're boycotting the NFL's what they say is where the
people that are the most fame worthy go. We're boycotting

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that until he like gets it. And I think that's
that's reasonable. And I don't. I don't. I report on
sports every morning on the road ryantro and I will
not be calling it that game. I'll be calling it
the NFL preseason opener. I will watching I will not
be watching any induction ceremonies this year or whenever until
my boy gets in and I feel like he's fucked

(51:03):
next year because Drew Brees is gonna kid.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
It's a really it would have been great if like
another giant made it in, but Eli didn't.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
I had to stick with it. Eli's my one, one,
one one athlete of all time. You like my favorite
athlete ever. I will not watch.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
He wouldn't have. But if like Justin Tuck was getting invented,
like inducted, you wanted to watch. If there was another giant,
you would not. You would be like I'm by gutting
everything except for that, I would not watch, But I
would look at the clips. It's totally different. I'm not
watching live, doesn't count. Nobody even knows where it is.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
I'm not gonna give him the clips, certainly not.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
You just said you were not gonna give click clicks.

Speaker 3 (51:44):
I'm gonna watch the clips, not give them the clicks.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
You are a clip is where you get a click.

Speaker 3 (51:48):
No, but not on the NFL account. I'll watch it
on somebody else's.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
You're scrolling through, you see, oh it's NFL. Scroll past.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, and I'll block them and then unblock them later
because they need to see the other stuff during the season.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Well, at least you're a man of right.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
But just know, yeah, if you if you don't stand
for some, you'll fall for anything. Apparently the NFL Hall
of Fame Committee falls for just about anything. Is they're
a bunch of fucking scam artists. Not letting Eli in
the funk out of my face. We were just on
his brother's Netflix show basically, and we're pretty much colleagues
with the Manning family now sort of.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
I mean we do. We do call him by their
first names, Peyton and Eli. Also because there's so many
of them you.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Have to but also like another cool like you just
call him Eli.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
He's Eli and he's Peyton. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
Yeah, it's also because his brother has the same last name.
But there's very few guys that you you call by
just their first day in the sport of football, Like
is probably think of that. I just think of that,
Dak He's He's not. You know, he's a great argument
on those two. Okay, I mean, is really just a

(53:00):
team merchant. Think about it.

Speaker 4 (53:05):
You shouldn't have any The only thing that sucks about
that is you guys should have never drafted him because
you weren't a place where I run.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
We're fine without him. Do we have kmskataboo? You do
we have cams. I didn't care about Saquon. I don't care.
I don't even care.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Would you say you love him more than you ever
loved Saquon?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
I I yeah, a million times, a million times convenient.

Speaker 4 (53:25):
Probably love that new American Eagle ad too. Huh don't you?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
How do you like jeans? Wearing jeans?

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I love and big tits isn't as much as the
next guy.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Oh oh oh, I mean the jeans is really when
I go to get my jeans, I get my jeans
at the place that she got her jeans.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
I mean no, I will be forever a wrangler guy
because that's what Brett Farv told me to wear. And
Little Sex it was more of Brett with a little
bit of Dale Junior and also didn't even know he
was a wrangler guy.

Speaker 3 (53:53):
Good friend, my boot, but they have him good.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
Did they ever endorse him though?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Oh yeah they did, Okay they did. Speaking of shout
out little and Sex. He walked so Beyonce could fly.
She has like the number one country tour ever. Are
you stoked about that?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
I saw the other day and I just got angry.

Speaker 3 (54:13):
But like if Lil Sex doesn't you know crossover from
rapp to Country or like Bridge the Gap. Then Beyonce
doesn't even feel the confidence doing that, So really he
is put him in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
Morgan walling up for Male Vocalist of the Year in
the rap category.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
Well, yes, he does say a lot of he could quote.
They have some words in common, a lot of words
in common. He says all of the words that Little
Wayne says. Yeah you heard this new jelly roll bit?
Is this with with the sharks in the water do
the little Way part? No problem, didn't miss a beat,
said all of them.

Speaker 4 (54:53):
Fucking country.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
All right. So yeah, boycott's boycott boycott in the NFL
and by that I mean the Hall of Fame ceremony.
But we're not calling it that. We don't call it
that game, all right. I love you Eli, You deserve
to be in there, buddy. And Rod Ryan is also
I'm boycotting in the Texas Radio Hall of Fame. If
he doesn't get in, I'm gonna just I mean, I
might go to war with Hall of Fames like there.

(55:18):
There may just be a one man war with every
Hall of Fame ever at I'll bully people like I
may get in trouble.

Speaker 4 (55:27):
I was like, I will burn down if Texas Radio
Hall of Fame knows what's good for them. Rod's in
one because he just flat out deserves it. Two, we
got a lawless bunch of fans that can get in there.

Speaker 3 (55:37):
Oh yeah, Kilgore, Texas won't know what hit him.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
They might have a bit of a spider infestation, if
you know.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Oh boy, oh boy. If Folk Shoe and Associates has
to get involved, it's not gonna look good.

Speaker 4 (55:52):
I mean, this is what Rod's fourth decade on the radio. Yeah,
it's like the biggest morning show in the biggest market
in Texas. I mean, it's pretty fucking It's just obvious.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Eli Manning, brod Ryan. I die for those guys, all right,
Just get him in the fucking hall. Give him the
fucking hall, all like, imagine having a Hall of fin
It just doesn't mean anything. So both of these organizations
are right now. Well Hall, Texas Radio Hall of Fame
has a chance to do the right thing. But right now,
the NFL nothing.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Hot seat NFL. Yeah, just call it the enshrinement ceremony. No,
I don't even call it the party.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
They're having some fucking the old timers party, having some
pizza party, I guess in Canton the.

Speaker 4 (56:35):
NFL reunion party.

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Yeah, class a class reunion or something. I don't know
they are whether he letter jackets pretty sick jackets, though
it'd be luck sicker if ELI was wearing one a
lot sicker. All right, Uh, moving on, let's tell you
about our good friends. You know what what I what
I would rather I would rather do than than Why

(57:00):
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submitted not cools from Melissa Hyde at mel Hide Myself
on x it, Mel says her not cool is when
a hired painter dips out on the job without saying anything,

(58:51):
and you've been trying to get his attention for twenty
minutes to show him stuff you missed. What the fuck?
Bro Well, at least now you know why you can't
find him for twenty minutes. You get to out he's gone.

Speaker 4 (59:02):
Yeah, that's a lot, because then you have to sit there.
I guess you just call man, what's up? What's going on?
Where we?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
He said he was done?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Not No, there's things here that you didn't do, and you.

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Got to schedule them for them to come back out
another that that's.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Oh, yeah, I'm busy. I probably can't come tomorrow, maybe
the day. I said. I like, you just finished the
job that you were signed up to do. I understand
that people deal with like contractors and stuff like that. God,
it's the whole fucking thing.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
That's why I don't own a house.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Just well, you can't do this until this guy comes.
And when this guy comes, then you can get this guy,
but you can't have this guy. The tile guy can't
come until this guy has been out here, and then
this guy can't come out here until you get disapproved.
And this guy can't get disapproved until you've had this
done already but then you got a call down down
to the office and get this done. This guy's out
of town for the next two weeks, so I mean,
you're gonna have to wait on it. And here, what

(59:53):
the fuck is this?

Speaker 4 (59:56):
I have been following this couple for the last couple
weeks since it just popped up. It's you know, they're
standing in the house. It's being built, like it's just shells,
and and she's just walking through like I don't like this.
I don't like this room. It seems the dimensions aren't
exactly even it's a longside, and everyone in the comments
is like, dude, just diforce her right now, run run.

(01:00:16):
She wanted Like the second video, she's like, you hate
me so much, now, don't you. And he's just laughing
the whole time, like I'm just watching her freaking out,
knowing as the house actually gets put up and come together,
it'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
They'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:00:28):
But yeah, anything with contractors scary.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
This have then chase dudes are because you're always assuming
like they're never come back and they probably already got
my money. So then I'm gonna have to give somebody
else more money. And that's just gonna cost me more,
and you hope that they don't do the same shit
that the other guy did.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Yeah, and then or if you get them to come
back out, you'll be like, no, listen, you're come back out.
I'm not paying extra for a second day when you
didn't finish.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
The job labor, dude, No, you left early, you left,
you didn't do your job.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
The labor should have already been included, but you just
left without without saying anything. Also, it was just wild
to not just be like, you know, hey, you know,
I'm done. I'm going now, just to be like I'm
done for the day. I'm walking out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Pretty weird, crazy, pretty weird, but teasing. P'smel That's it's
a solid not cool. Our next not cool is from
Mike Key Paul ad It's just Mikey p on X
and Mikey says, my son deleted my Netflix profile and
now I gotta start fresh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
Oh you know what I'm gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:01:22):
I thought at first he meant he deleted his Netflix account.
Then I read it again. It was his profile, so
like where if you share with people, you have your
own and that's got your algorithm. So you're like, okay,
you might watch this like we're now mine just has
kids shows because of Miss Rachel. I need to just
make l her own. But that sucks that, Like you're like,
this is perfectly curated. I had all the ones that
I wanted to save, Like, oh I do want to

(01:01:44):
go back to Quarterback.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
And exactly what episode?

Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Oh yeah, the little bars are gone now on it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I mean, you know, my basic thing anything with kids
answers hit them. Not a lot enough. I mean, at
the very least. I hope you deleted his profile. No, yeah,
get better, You'll be better. But consequences.

Speaker 3 (01:02:05):
Listen, you did this, No, because he probably don't understand.
He's just like, daddy you put this on. You're like,
now that's a that's another choice.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
For your stand No, it's like, listen, you have to
learn that there's a consequence of your action. Now you
also have to rebuild your algorithm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
But he probably doesn't understand building like the beauty of that,
and he's just gonna make daddy I can't find this,
and then he's gonna have to do more work because
he deleted his.

Speaker 4 (01:02:25):
Tough Titties figure it out. By the way, tough Titties
needs to make the kids said.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
The kids and I you know, until recently, I was
unaware of this until at the last a little over
a year. Like if they don't like what you say,
even if what you say makes the most sense in
the world and is right in every facet, they can
be louder than you. And then a lot of times
he's like, yeah, I'll just do the things so you
stop doing the thing that you're doing. Stop screaming, Please
stop screaming, Please stop screaming. Yes, we'll put Paw Patrol on.

(01:02:54):
I will watch this game on my iPad him. Sorry,
Paul Patrol is awesome. Anyway, the patrol is pretty cool, dude.
That's bluey shit.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
That's what I was thinking of. I don't know. I
know they're dogs, so that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
Yeah, But then Mayor Humdinger as fucking cats and they
fucking sucks. Yeah, they just rip off the paw Patrol
over their cats. Nobody cares. Nobody cares about paw Patrol.
But Mike, that fucking sucks. And that is one of
those like very first world problems. But like I understand
delete his profile, Like have you ever had to like
clear your cash on your computer? You're trying to do

(01:03:32):
something like did you try to clear your cash, like yeah, sure, whatever,
and then like you have to log into everything again?
What the fuck I forgot the pastor to all these
what you do?

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
You delete his profile immediately re enact it though, so
then you can gaslight your sun and be like, oh,
when you deleted mine, you must have also deleted the
data on yours. It's still there, but everything is gone.
That's what you do.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Depending on the age, gas on the understanding that they
have of that, maybe that works. Yeah, teaching gaslight and
early on. What can I I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
I mean, as a parent, you know, you lie to
your kids all the fucking time.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Why do you become a parent if you don't want
a gaslight? That's why I certainly can't apparent.

Speaker 4 (01:04:09):
There's two reasons to become comparent. Free labor down the line,
and because it's fun lying to people. Yeah, pretty much,
I mean that's pretty much. Those are one and two.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
One and two.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
That's what my dad told me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Well, sex, sex is another one that was fun.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Yeah, but you know who's doing that to have the
kid that's just fun.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
Well, it's the only time.

Speaker 4 (01:04:33):
I mean, I know that's the only way, but you're
just doing it and then the kid happens. Check, all right,
I don't want to mow the lawn in fifteen years,
so this we'll keep it. That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:41):
I'm not buying a lawn. I'm not going to buy
a house at a lawn until, like my kids are
old enough to mow it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
I did this for you, teaching you responsibility.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
I got you a gift for your birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
It is with it's one hundred and twelve outside. You
don't want to do it, can't prove it?

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
What I don't hear any moment.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
You sit outside on a long chair just staring at him,
drinking beer like I'm outside. It's not the heat. I
can do it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
I'm fine.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
Got a cold towel around your neck.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, that's a dream man. All right.
Yeah that sucks, dude, that sucks. Mikey teasing peas bro
all right. Last listener viewers submitted not cool from Jordan
Welch at j Underscore Welch two seven ninety five. And
I'm gonna just go out on a limb and say
he's gonna win. He's not cool? Is I got arrested
in Louisiana and have a lot of legal stuff coming.
I'm okay. It was just a very expensive learning lesson.

(01:05:31):
I tried to get a little bit more information from Jordan.
Jordan didn't want me to give out too much stuff,
but he said the cops a dick to him the
entire time and made it way more difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Louisiana cops, no, nobody's ever had them.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Being those Texas plates. They know what's up. They're like, oh,
we can either get you to just pay the fine,
or I don't have to deal with you, or we're
just gonna fuck with you because you're from Texas. You
should have played Big X plus Bitch on Texas where
no where.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
First of all, happy, you're okay right away. That's that's
the number one thing, Number one important. Yeah, getting in
trouble and it's everything's expensive now, but dealing with the
cops very expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
As somebody that's dealt with law before. It is. They
just they give you fine after fine after fine, after
find the oh, well that's the oops, I did it fine,
And this is the oops, I'm sorry that I did
that thing fighting And this is the fine that you
get because you did it in this this Jerrymander district
right here. And then this was actually because it was
an election year and you have a doubt. We actually

(01:06:37):
had to add to the fine because of the what
is what does this mean?

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
And this last fine it's just straight up corruption.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Like when you get like a hotel bill and it's like,
well the water the water pressure fee or whatever like that.
I had to pay thirty eight cents for this, except
it's like thirty eight hundred dollars or something like that
as well. There's like I'm convinced that when they like
with hospitals and with like for like law enforcement, like

(01:07:03):
like we're for like criminals and stuff a criminal offenses,
they're just like spin the week, it's forty two hundred,
looks like yep, yep. When like when my wife was
having my kid, it was just like, yeah, I know
that water bottle is that water bottle did definitely look
like it was one thousand dollars worth that plastic water bottle.

(01:07:24):
Absolutely good call. Glad you guys charged us that I
just wanted a kid to be healthy, So I guess, yeah, sure,
I'll just pay that and then you just get bills
forever going.

Speaker 4 (01:07:35):
Water birth this time. No I'm not no, I'm not
teas and ps.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Jordan, that sucks, bro, We're thinking about you. We love you, man.
Hang in there. You get the Gravy Gang, we got
you back. And if you need any help with the cops,
just we got Adam. A copp is our buddy, so
he's probably get one of those get out of jail
free cards. If Adam had been a better friend to you,
Adam talking to you, Adam had been a better friend,
you would have given Jordan and all of the Gravy

(01:08:04):
Gang their own get out of jail free cards. Actually, officer,
here you go.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Wait, didn't we wasn't the other Adam the cop? Wasn't
he from Louisiana?

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
We had two for a while, Yeah, because people were
long one or something.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Did we say something that pissed him off? And now
he's like going after the Gravy Yang?

Speaker 4 (01:08:21):
What if it was him?

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
That would be awkward?

Speaker 4 (01:08:23):
Cop fight Adam.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
Get in contact with the other Adam, let us know,
you fight him and I'll grab his gun.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Do you know sick?

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
It would be if you get out of jail free
cards were like real and I'm not just talking about
being a politician having money, but if you had like
like monopoly style you're like, oh, really, officer, well how
about this? And then fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck funk.
I thought it got good.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I mean actually, I mean that's kind of get out
of the juil free cards or just one hundred dollars bills.
You have to stack lots in certain countries. And then
also there's someone that you can't get away from. Lori
Laughlin thought she had them trying to sneak her daughter
in the US.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
I don't care. Yeah, she spent a lot of money.
She loves her kid.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Yeah, there's a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Dumb ass school that she tried to go to though,
but us he's dumb. Good school though, Yeah, good school though.

Speaker 4 (01:09:19):
John Wayne went there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:21):
Will Ferrell went there, Reggie Bush went there. Snoop Dogg
has a school there, doesn't he Maybe doesn't he have
like a didn't he like build a music program for
them or something something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:32):
One of those famous guys is something like that. You know,
I'm sure there's a kernel of truth into something. I
just said.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Yeah, I was just gonna I thought you were just
gonna rail off people that went to USC and I
was just gonna start naming only football players.

Speaker 4 (01:09:43):
I mean that's all I could after Dwayne Jarrett, Matt
Liner was definitely.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Steve Smith, Carson Palmer Giants Steve Smith, all right, Bet,
Matt Barkley, Troy Palm O, that's good. That's good my hand. Yeah,
Brian Cushing didn't he Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
Who's the other running back? It was thunder lightning with
white fuck you beat me to it. I knew it
was an l damn it all right?

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
You one, all right, I'll go first. Myn not cool?
Is my dryer broke and I gotta like figure out
to fix it or call a repair man. And I
have not called a repair man yet.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Facebook Marketplace, dude, there's probably a guy in maybe not
making your complex dude. Last time, years ago, when mine broke,
I went on Facebook Marketplace. Found a dude literally like
a minute and thirty second walk from my door. I
put the thing on a dolly. I wheeled it over
to his house. He fixed it. Two days later. I
brought it back. I ain't come to you, No, he's

(01:10:44):
the one fixing it. He's like, I'm not gonna you
can bring it to me. Literally he opened his garage
and it was just fucking dryers and washers. Then he
fixes the side hustles so that Facebook marketplace. Check it out.
You're probably very close to you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
I'm really scared that I would suck up connecting it.
And I have a very small little laundry room that
it's in, and it's like, I don't want to fuck
with any of the stuff that's already.

Speaker 4 (01:11:04):
You just gotta be careful like mine. It was like
the heating filament or something.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Ether the fuse or the heating the heating element, and
that's I've narrow it down. It's one of those two
things one hundred percent. But then when it's like when
I look at how to fix, you have to take
a bunch of stuff off, and I don't that's myself.

Speaker 4 (01:11:23):
To do that Facebook marketplace. It's gonna be cheap. You
bring it to a store, probably a couple hundred Facebook marketplace.
I might do it for like eighty bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
My landlord's like, well, can you get a quote on another?
I don't think they give you quote. I think they
come out and they fix it and then they say
this is how much it is.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Best thing. It's not your dryer. Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
But if she's asking for a quote, then like I
think maybe she's gonna pay for it. When the dishwasher
rack came out. She's like, that's on you, and I.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Was like, no, it's not.

Speaker 3 (01:11:45):
But the dryer literally just stopped, Like it's not my fault.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Maybe don't find a guy on Facebook marketplace because when
I did it, like we owned the dry it was
our dryer, right. But also maybe go on there and
just tell your landlord like, hey, you know you can
bring this. This guy fixes them around the corner this much,
and then if you bring them a cheaper price, chances
are your landlord to take it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Right. But yeah, so like it spins and stuff. It
just doesn't heat anything. And that's like, so it just
takes like a day to do anything.

Speaker 4 (01:12:17):
Just heat some wool balls in the oven and then
throw it in there with it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Not a bad idea.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
See ooh, can you move it outside with that?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
And it's really difficult to get that. You've seen the stairs.
It's upsets in the last dry I don't even know.
I don't know how they fit it up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:34):
I was gonna say, like, put it all the way
out to your patio, rig the door open and put
a net on the outside of it and then just
turn it on. The heat of the outside will dry everything.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
For you, Sarah dry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
I don't think you have enough room outside for I
certainly don't and dry like two shirts at a time.
So what do you guys do? Are you just like
driving to your parents when you got to do laundry?

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
Uh no, we just haven't the laundry this week, so
we're doing that way. I got some dry fit shit
that I don't got to dry, so I can just
wash it. Washer works. He's gotta air dry a lot
of stuff. He's gotta hope it's nothing you need to
wear like right away. But yeah, just that's one of
those chores where it's like, fuck, I gotta do all this.
It's like you gotta do work. I gotta look up somebody.

(01:13:19):
I gotta figure it out, like see if they're like rated, fine,
then I gotta be like cool. This is a quote?
Do you guys do quotes? Gonna go to quote? Like? No,
I usually show up and fix it. Dude, what do
you want?

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
I'm surprised your landlord doesn't have like a fucking handy
man on retainer that does this shit. But well, I
guess they can't do everything.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
When they've reached out to a repair person before it's
taking like four days. I would like it to be
fixed now it's only been a week now, it's been
a week. But yeah, and it's also on me for
procrastinating about it. But I needed it for not cool.
So I had to wait what we do Wednesday at least,
which means I can't work on it until Thursday, which
means I probably can't get anbody out there till Friday,
and then they'll be like a too late on Friday.

(01:13:55):
We're not gonna make it so sad, and oh they're
not gonna come over the weekend. Whole thing, the whole
thing really, but that's my not cool dry broke and
I need it fixed.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
I got a simple one too. Mine was that tattoo
was itchy the other day.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
They've been itchy. It's been getting itchy. You can't scratch it,
not supposed to scratch. Bad for them.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
There's a couple of times when like I didn't I
just you know, out of you feeling itch in your body,
and I'm like, ah, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
Did you look at it every time though you see it?
And that's sick?

Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Yeah, all the time. I just I wear shorts at
home so you can breathe stiming up in my jeans
all day at work. I gotta let the boy breathe. Yeah,
also lets my nuts breathe. You know. That's a happy
little part of it too. But yeah, it's always right there.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
I'm my dope, Robert. When you look at my arm
or you like this, fucking sick dude, like some tats,
I keep for getting at it there so they all
surprise me.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
He just keeps thinking you have a dirty arm for
it does it does look like.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
It at first?

Speaker 4 (01:14:47):
What the Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
Yeah, sick.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
Also, it's nice you got on the under side of
the arm so you didn't have to shave your arm
at all. That's the thing. I just have this weird
patch of I did it the shave.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
I did it the shave. Like it's growing back. It's
very itchy.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
The other day, Oh, I guess you did have a
little hair there. I thought you were just a little hairless.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
No, not a twin I have.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
I am worried though, like every time, like the hairs
are slow. I'm if I can ingrown hair, I'm gonna
be so fucking pistol. I had one the other day
that I thought it was but no, I think I
just like but you can.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
You can get it, and you just gonna when you're
just scrubbing it with soap at night, just kind of
work on that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
Yeah. But yeah, so I'm just I'm I'm on ingrown
hair watch now. I think probably get is it's a
lot of hair on my head.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Probably get sweated dur in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
It's not so bad. I mean, these jeans breathe well,
wranglers sponsoring.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
It's all about the jeans. He has good jeans. Yes,
I do good jeans. Who doesn't want good jeans?

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
Good jeans are important jeans. You either have them or don't.
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
It is a very every single person knows. That's that's
a fact. But yeah, that's uh. It sucks, bro and Pace.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
I'm working through it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Just start peeling yet a little bit. When it did
it first, we.

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
With the fuck on now No, because they told me
the one that's uh, it's just like the little bits
that like you'll just see ink like flake off the edge.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:13):
That's when I was like, I hope this isn't receding.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
And I was like seventeen when I got my first one.
I remember when it started coming off of me. I
was like, what the oh no, oh no, it's coming off.
And I went back to the place I got like, no.

Speaker 4 (01:16:27):
Dumbass like that just happens, Like, okay, well you didn't
tell me that, dick.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
It is a fucking like essentially a stab wound. You're
just healing slowly with inking it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
A lot of stab wounds, a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
Of baby stab wounds. Yeah, we're cool tech guys. Now
do we get more? We keep going, Let's go give more.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
This is just gonna be a tattoo bad every year. Now. Fuck,
I still forgot to send you.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
The money you used to have to pay me for
the tattoo.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
I'm gonna wait till next year's Hall of Fame ceremony.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
So you're gonna take two bets. It's gonna like the
bet from three years ago. They would have taken two
years to pay.

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
I want to just pay you an installments of Fighter.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Don't ever want to get shit for not coming through
on a bet.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Ever, that's what I sha just every podcast. I should
just hand you five bucks, don't. I will not accept
it that way. You can venmo Man three dollars at
a time. See if we did it that way, though,
I would end up paying you way more than I'm
supposed to, because I would forget.

Speaker 3 (01:17:25):
How much is Bobby Bonia? Like every every second of
the month, you owe me x amount of dollars, but
then you gotta do it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
Every week for the next two year.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
You make one hundred dollars now or eight hundred dollars
over the next ten years. Your choice?

Speaker 4 (01:17:42):
Do you accept jolly ranchers I'm rich and jolly.

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Ranch now, shit, jolly ranches that you don't want. You
probably fished all the good ones out. They're all good,
first of all, And no, I just some are better
than others. Some are but you know what, every once
in a while, you have a couple of grapes. You
know what, an apple does sound great right now? It's
true watermelon bang. So it just makes me together, it
makes the flavors like that. I've done that, Robert, what's
You're not cool? There are not a lot of themed

(01:18:08):
nights that I especially excited to go to. But on
Tuesday the Astros had Harry Potter and I saw that
did you get No? I didn't go. I missed out.
Did you see the lineup? And like the little treatment
they gave. Jose's hat is as tall as he is,
and weren't they giving out hats and they were just
random houses? Yeah? I think that was an add on,

(01:18:28):
but I thought, you're you're not cool. It's gonna be
like you wanted like a Slytherin hat, you got a
Hufflepuff hat or something like that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:34):
That I did see, Like, wasn't the raven Claw hat
not purple?

Speaker 3 (01:18:38):
I don't remember it. Wasn't it just an Astro's hat
and they had the patch on the side. I thought
that's all.

Speaker 4 (01:18:42):
I saw ones with different colors and I was like, well,
the the Slytherin was green and then the red one
for Gryffindor. But then I was like, I feel like
huff Puff was like a color that it's not, and
so was Rare. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Yeah, I remember what. There were different colors, but I
remember what colored that the raven Claw way Potter and
not should be a weekend night, but I gues they're
trying to get people to go out on a week Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
So the combination of Harry Potter Night and Dollar Dong
Night to both on Tuesday fuck magical. Yeah, exactly what
a magical night it probably was. I was out a
couple of weeks ago. It was a friend's night. I

(01:19:18):
never watched the show, so I that one didn't really
matter for me. Well, it was really funny about that
one that the people behind us. One of the guys
was like, keep playing the friends stuff, Like, what's going
on with that? Didn't realize it was a friend's of night.

Speaker 4 (01:19:32):
I actually try. Are you all done? Yeah? I did
have another not cool the other night. I'm watching the
end of the Astros game at work. So this was
Monday night. I don't know was the whole broadcast in
Spanish Monday night or did they just lose the audio
feed and it switched to Spanish around the eighth inning?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Did you have the Spanish? No?

Speaker 4 (01:19:48):
I kept I checked like four times. It was on
channel six thirty nine eight. Whatever the fuck that. It's
not att anymore. Space is space. They don't pay usay whatever,
they don't pay us either. I tried it and I
was like, what the hell? I like went to the
other TV turned that one on. It was fair. It
threw me the fuck off. It was making me angry, honestly,

(01:20:09):
because like everyone had left the restaurant early.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
It was it cool.

Speaker 4 (01:20:12):
I can sit down watch and listen to the end
of the game. I know a little bit of Spanish.
I know zero Spanish when it's been speaking fluently because
it's so fast. I couldn't pick out a word. It
was really frustrating me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
But if they if you watch enough games, the Spanish
should be very fluent in Spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:20:30):
No, it's too fast. I can't I can't track.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Yeah, but that's because you were watching one game. If
you watched all of them that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Way, maybe, I mean I assumed they just kind of
the audio went out and they're like, fuck it, we're
not gonna have silent, just throw the Spanish up there.
But it was I was very confused and thrown off,
and then the ash was lost and it was just
bad night.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Yeah, that is not cool, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:20:52):
Unexpected Spanish when you're not ready for it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
It's not good when you like get a door dash
short neck dude, I don't don't. I don't know how
to communicate with you, and I'm trying to tell you
how to get here.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Uh oh, I still do that all the time. At
the restaurant. People ask me things. I'm like, let me
go get Linda.

Speaker 3 (01:21:12):
They say Espanol first, or they just like go to Spanish.

Speaker 4 (01:21:16):
Like most of the time we can get what each
other is saying, but every once in while they'll just
be trying to say something to me and I'm like,
I'm not kidding. Yes, let me let me grab someone
that is bilingual.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Sorry, Vato.

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
I should I should start calling everyone Voto at work.
Here's some mac and cheese. It's just like it's like
a friend, buddy or whatever, some shit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
Yeah I think it. Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't
know Spanish. I don't apparently neither do I. I don't
be in trouble for saying like something that's a slur
in Spanish. All right, moving on, give me some of
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(01:26:20):
Zen's went through the washer and dryer, and the same
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teething now and puts everything in his mouth, including clothes.
I've rewashed all of the clothes from that load three
times already. But how concerned should I be about anything happening?
You guys do always say to ask you for any
parenting advice, so I figured i'd give it a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
I think the only thing you have to be worried
about is your kid becoming a fucking legend too early.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
I was just gonna say, I think you gotta throw
the baby out and start over.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Ah Man, that kid's just gonna turn out coole as shit,
fucking already fucking packing upper decies.

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
I don't even know what it is I mean thinking
about I am Why am I buzzing right now?

Speaker 4 (01:27:02):
I subscribe to a very old school style of parenting,
where you know your kid's teething, you rub a little
bourbon on their gums. Why not rub us in on
their gums? I feel like it's not it's not gonna
get him drunk. There's no actual it's just just just
a little nicotine, just a little bit right there, bam.
That just sues the ship out of the kid.

Speaker 3 (01:27:22):
Probably, I would also we're really answering the question. I
would imagine after three times watching it that the like
you're probably in the sure it's.

Speaker 4 (01:27:32):
Fine because you should have left one thing unwashed though,
to like just test it out, yeah, just to see,
you know, have a study for future moms, because guess
what this problem is gonna keep happening.

Speaker 3 (01:27:42):
I mean, your most important problem would probably be replacing
your husband's in can hopefully.

Speaker 4 (01:27:48):
Yeah, don't let them know. I hope you didn't tell
them that you watched it back or you did.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
But you just like I got you another one, We'll
get you another one, you know. I hope you had
some backups because when you want USA in and you
sit down, you're out problem. I don't know, can you?
Is that a googleable thing?

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Robert? Like, how are Zin's bad for babies?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Well not no, obviously you don't want to get a
baby is Zen. But I would imagine that if it's
not even like they gets the dip where it's going
to go everywhere. It's just like the packets get in
there and then you just got packets all over the place.
But I would imagine that it's not like it would
absorb a ton of zen.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Yeah, I mean, wash it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
You watched it three times after that, so that's gonna
get rid of anything.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
Yeah. Any level that's in there is low, and it's
probably bad because you don't want your kid wanting Zen's
because then you think they're throwing a tantrum when they
don't get their TV show. You got a kid addicted
to nicotine and they're not getting it. Yeah, that's a diabolical.

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Level of changing and they're fixed, and then you gotta
keep buying Zen's for the kid, not for your husband
or you whatever. I don't know. I don't know what
you're doing, miss m. But yeah, I'm going to say,
how concerned should you be? As he's her question, I'd
say a one out of ten? One out of ten.
You're a parent, so you love your kid, so that's

(01:29:02):
why you're concerned. I appreciate you asking us obviously where
the experts to ask, especially me, because we're crushing this
question specifically, Pat. Yeah, but I would say you are
safe you're in the clear.

Speaker 4 (01:29:14):
I will say though, all my friends that have babies,
now I'm going to be like, guys, you're down for
a little experiment. Yeah, they just do it a little bit,
just rub it on the gums. Only give them a
three miligre a little bit. Don't give them a six
or anything crazy like that. Well three, but yeah, no,
you're fine. You wash it plenty of times. It's yeah,
you're good, you're in the clear. I mean to worry about.
Here's the main thing. They're probably after the first first wash.

(01:29:39):
It was fine because they last between thirty minutes to
an hour, depending how long your cycle is. It's washing
them all out anyway. All that's dissipating. Yeah, it's over
the course of a big laundry and there is nothing.
You're good, you're good. It's nothing left. Robert, you agree
with this? Huh?

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
How many times did you say she watched it? Three times?
I would have said, even if you did one time,
you're probably good. Yeah, three times, you're super good.

Speaker 4 (01:30:03):
Zero times you probably would have been good.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
I understand. Rewatch it just in case.

Speaker 4 (01:30:08):
How many zins we're still in the can?

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
Great question. We don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:30:12):
Full pack of fifteen a lot stronger than if there
was two left in there.

Speaker 3 (01:30:16):
I like the parenting questions. I think we're crushing this
all right. I think you're gonna clear miss m. Thanks
for writing, then, thanks for writing, then thanks for participating
with the pod. Hopefully you don't watch more zens with
your kids clothes, but if you do, let us know,
keep us updated. I need is Zen's per week count.

Speaker 4 (01:30:32):
Honestly, what you probably should have done is told your husband, like,
and you just suck on this onesie for a little
bit and tell me if you're getting your fix.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Maybe his tolerance is too high though, and it's like
I don't feel shit, and then the baby's like on
another planet.

Speaker 4 (01:30:46):
Good point.

Speaker 3 (01:30:47):
I've only done Zen's once. I was with you at
that rugby game, and maybe I had to make myself
throw up.

Speaker 4 (01:30:53):
I did it once a bunch of times.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
But then they were like, it was just six million grounds.
I don't know what that means. That you probably weren't
really level two. I was on level zero. We were
hanging out with some Gravy Game people and I was
talking so people. I was just I am, my head
is spinning right now, and I was like, I'll be.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Right back, getting a bunch of nicotine we're used to
it combined with boozing.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
Pulled the just yacked and I felt the millions better.
It was fine, great, did the last time I did?
Next question is from Todd Voss at as Underscore seen
Underscore by Underscore tv on X and Todd says, what
is the sexiest letter of the alphabet?

Speaker 4 (01:31:37):
Robert X?

Speaker 3 (01:31:39):
Who not even close?

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
You would think that because you're dirty, dirty little bird.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Maybe the dirtiest letter. No, I was thinking of of
what kisses? Hmmm, No, No, the sexiest letter. I actually
did a power ranking. Sexiest letter is V. I would
also accept B. Okay, V is pretty good. V like
look at V. V is like it's not being too flashy.

(01:32:08):
It's just like, look at me. I'm a fucking little
sexy little minx and I know it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
I didn't think about it, but now I don't know
I'm gonna be able to look at V.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Without V's pretty hot. B also kind of looks like
boobs a little.

Speaker 4 (01:32:19):
Bit, but not close enough. Plus the actually, I guess
it is correct because one B is usually one loop
is usually slightly bigger than the other, so that's actually.

Speaker 3 (01:32:28):
It's just if you're looking at boobs from above. But dude,
it's s not even close.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
Those fucking curves like a woman walking around like a
fucking plane. Dude, I love them curves. Baby, all right,
I saw I will go S then V close, but
I gotta put S in the number one spot, dude, curves.

Speaker 3 (01:32:48):
Man, curves are good. I'm I'm going V. I ranked
though my top five sexiest letters. I got V at
one obviously B at two. Three is Q like Q
looks like an egg. Getting Q also just looks like
it's like it's like A. It's a O. It's a

(01:33:12):
little flair to it, and it's like what you're doing.
You put put on that little thing I like, and
then the ogs and puts on the little tail. It's
a Q. Yeah, it's like it's an O in lingerie
is a Q. So I'm gonna go Q as three.
I got Z as four.

Speaker 4 (01:33:30):
Too many short points, too many sharp point I.

Speaker 3 (01:33:32):
Don't know, but what I don't know what it's doing.
It's the line, the angles, the lines. The last of
it gets me. And then W because it's two.

Speaker 4 (01:33:38):
V's Z is like a German S. It's just rigid.
No kind of boss he probably s it's nice curve
and smooth s looks soft. Z is like you try
and touch it and you're getting an elbow to the rib.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
All right, you know what all replays Z with S.
But then five is W. So my top five would
be V B, Q S in W.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
I just have a two tier list. It's S and
v ah. We'll put B in there.

Speaker 3 (01:34:06):
Third's good.

Speaker 4 (01:34:08):
Oh, oh, can be number four.

Speaker 3 (01:34:11):
Qu's way better. So it's a whole something on it,
you know.

Speaker 4 (01:34:15):
I mean, if you're a pervert, Q, it's literally looks
like it's the sperm entering the egg.

Speaker 3 (01:34:20):
That's not no, it's just like, oh, with a little
linger on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:23):
I'll put QUE at five now Moore, I say it.
I'm a little bit of perfer.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
Was kind of cute. That's kind of cute, like what
are you doing? What are you doing over there with
that tale? Huh?

Speaker 4 (01:34:31):
Well, let me look at these lowercase see if anything else.

Speaker 3 (01:34:33):
No, No, I was only an upper case.

Speaker 4 (01:34:36):
Ladies probably like why and I.

Speaker 3 (01:34:39):
I'd like to know what ladies think is the sexiest.
If you're watching on the YouTube, let us know what
you think the the sexiest.

Speaker 4 (01:34:46):
Probably lowercase G. You know it's got the Little Dangler.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Yeah. Yeah, So I was gonna go X, You're gonna
go S and I am gonna go with V. He's
good sexiest letters. How about that? Huh? Now you still
see we're teaching a little something every every single week
on this.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Podcast, Like the lowercase are. Yeah, it curves off to
the edge a little bit at the end.

Speaker 3 (01:35:14):
So I've heard at least next question is from josh
Tree or Josh treecottle at Joshua Tree seven, one, three,
and he says, power rank these Nickelodeon shows. He gives
us Doug, Rugrats, Cat Dog, Ren Stimpy, and Roco's Modern Life. Robert,
how many of these shows have you seen?

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
None?

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
I've seen one Regretsrets, all right, so you go first,
all right? Then my number five. I'm gonna go Doug
number five. That just the boring name, boring sounding title. Uh.
Number four, I'm going Ren and Stimpy, three, Rocos Modern Life, two,

(01:36:00):
Cat Dog, one Regrets. Okay, I don't read that. I
don't hite that list. Not horrible, not the worst list
you could come up with. I'm gonna go five, Ran
and Stimpy, which is weird because I feel like Renstey
might have shaped a lot of my humor going for
it where it's just that weird, absurd at ship that
I okay like but it kind of creeps you out.

(01:36:21):
But you're also like, this is funny, and I know
it's funny.

Speaker 4 (01:36:23):
I'll probably watched the least amount of that one out that.

Speaker 3 (01:36:26):
That's really the reason I put it at five fours
Cat dog funny, really funny premise. But again I watched
that less than the other three. Three is Rock was
Modern Life weirdest ship. But I love that show. That
show is right. That show was a ride man Heifer
missed the big head then missus bigheaded allow rock out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
She was a smoker.

Speaker 3 (01:36:52):
Yeah, I smoke a lot of cigarettes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
I think she had a smoker a cigarette, just hanging
out a lot of cigarettes on my toad. I am
a frog.

Speaker 3 (01:37:00):
Friend is a steer named Heffa. You are a a wallaby.
He's a wallaby, right.

Speaker 4 (01:37:06):
I believe.

Speaker 3 (01:37:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:09):
They walked so that blue he could run.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
It's spunky right, it was his I don't remember his dog.
They would drool into water bowl and then drink it up,
and then drool into the water bowl and then drink
it up. Rocks Modern Life fucked too is Rugrats Ruggrets rock,
But Doug is like adult Rugrats because you funk cool
when you were watching Doug. I see like Ruggrets as babies.
This is this is the big kids. We were at

(01:37:32):
school at Bluffington High School.

Speaker 4 (01:37:34):
Apparently somebody never watched rugg Rats all growed up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
I didn't watch that because that doesn't count. I don't
count that. But yeah, I go, uh, the Rugrats are
lost in Paris. Was stuck in Paris and you were
laughing right now?

Speaker 4 (01:37:46):
How dare you? Because they were You fucking Tommy got
him out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Yeah, So Doug, Rugrats, Rocos, My Life, Cat dog Ren
and Stimpy.

Speaker 4 (01:37:53):
That's my one, two, three, four, five, all right, five
I'm going run and Stimpy h good. But like I
just didn't watch as much of it as the other ones.
Ye four Rocker Roco's Modern Life, Robert. I'm excited that
we get to tell you about this kid's cartoon, Rocos
Modern Life. You know what his job was, phone sex operator.

(01:38:14):
I'm not making that up at all. They were really
good about like like like he'd beat in his cubicle
and like all the posters on the wall are like
call for a good time and like, all, yeah, it
was something that they snuck in for the parents that like,
that's something that TV has lost. Yeah, jokes for the
parents in there. I'm gonna go three cat Dog great.

(01:38:35):
I still like I love it. I kind of wish
Angry Beavers was on this list.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
Ay Beavers would have Yeah, angry Beavers would have.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Been bigger than sliced Bread. I still think about that
all the fucking time. Uh two Doug, I mean fucking
quail Man, dude. I loved quail Man as a kid.
Patty Mayonnaise was the girl that he was after. Skeeter
was his best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Roger clottwn just a dick. And then you had the Beats.
Who can forget the Beats? That's one of the best
fake bands of all time. I eat more sugar, Sirio,
but it makes more teeth Buck Cherryo.

Speaker 4 (01:39:19):
But nothing will ever beat Rugrats for me. I watched
it two episodes every day.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
What who's your favorite?

Speaker 4 (01:39:25):
Tommy, Tommy Pickles?

Speaker 3 (01:39:28):
I like Chucky, dude, Chucky is Chucky was.

Speaker 4 (01:39:30):
Great, But that was then. Chucky was his friend. He
was scared character he care kids about, you know, coming
out of your show a little bit. His mom had died,
like it broke serious subjects in there. He always wanted mom.
Eventually his dad found a lady and settled down. It
was a very nice you know, I always love Chucky
fill and Lil. One of my favorite lines from tom.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
Vision Chuckie, Phil and Lil and Susie.

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
One of my favorite lines on television ever that I
still think about all the time. They're all babies, they're
in diapers, they get naked for some reason. It's three boys,
one girl. Tommy goes, uh, well, can I ask you something?
He don't understand why she doesn't have a Yeah, he's
just a little baby anatomy there. Always had a screwdriver
stuck in his diaper that he could use to break
out of shit. Tommy was the man.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Dude. I used to think that a jury was really
called a jerky for like a while, like as a
kid a while Sashmo, Yeah, dude, Red's fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:40:23):
And then eventually Tommy Pickles had a younger brother. You know.
His younger brother's name was Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:40:27):
Yes, just guess who's Tommy Pickles. His younger brother, last
name's Pickles. Last name's Pickles. Robert Cucumber, dyl Dyll Pickles.

Speaker 4 (01:40:41):
You look back at it as and you're like, man,
their dad was kind of a piece of shit because
he just wouldn't get a real job trying to be
an inventor.

Speaker 3 (01:40:46):
I kind of respect it though, follow your dreams. Bro
Reptor was the shit. His mom had wild hair. Reptile
was cool as fuck. Angelica. I fucking hated her.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
She was a bitch, but you know what, you gotta
learn how to deal with bitches.

Speaker 3 (01:40:57):
Yeah. Yeah, there's always the older kid trying to trying
to control the younger ones. That's how it works. So
that works.

Speaker 4 (01:41:03):
The Nature Watch two episodes every day before walking to
elementary school. That was my childhood.

Speaker 3 (01:41:08):
Yeah, wrote that ship. Great power rankings, Josh Tree, great question,
great submission, right there, buddy, all right, and I want
to start. This was the last one. We got two more.
This is from Alex at Alex mcdunder one, and he says,
could the three of you beat up the cat in
the hat?

Speaker 4 (01:41:24):
Yeah it's cat.

Speaker 3 (01:41:24):
We would fuck up a cat. Ever heard of water?

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Robert seams Less.

Speaker 3 (01:41:29):
I was gonna say, no, that guy is crazy, he's unpredictable.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
Yeah, we're crazy too. Pah he's a cat, but he
has he has a hat. Yeah, have a face, because
I'll fucking punch it.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
I'll take that hat off and shut up his ass.
But then he also has the thingies right the people. No,
this is just when we beat up the cat hat
at a night.

Speaker 4 (01:41:47):
He didn't give if he got something hiding in that hat.
Guess what i'mna do. Knock the hat off his head,
shove it up. All his powers are gone.

Speaker 3 (01:41:53):
He's a factor. I mean, we're not a little kid
where we're trying to stay at home alone while mom's gone.
You come in, mind, some fucking take you out. You're done.

Speaker 4 (01:42:02):
It's gonna be like we're basically raptors. Robert. You're sitting
there talking to him, Me and Alex are inching up
from the side behind, and doesn't even see us, kind.

Speaker 3 (01:42:09):
Of it's the two you don't see on the left
and the right.

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
His last words would be clever girl. Yeah like that
fuck a cat.

Speaker 3 (01:42:20):
Yeah, we would suck up cat that and like it
would it'd be the easiest thing we've ever done.

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Easiestly we were fucking pick him up by his tail,
whip him around, thumbing in the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:42:29):
Oh yeah, break all his break, both of his legs,
both of his arms. Just you wanna fuck with us, dude?
Have you?

Speaker 4 (01:42:36):
I'd fucking hit him with the people's elbow jump over.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Yeah, yeah, he'd be done, dude, be over, quick, over
real quick. Hit him with the car also that yeah, yeah,
all right. Last questions from Aaron Brown, who wrote in
and says, why do Ronald and the McDonald's gang hang
out with the hamburglar? Given his You don't believe in

(01:43:01):
second chances? That's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
The fuck Most of my friends have been arrested a
lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:43:06):
People, a lot of people, you know, Like, I don't
think that you're defined by one or two mistakes in
your life. Depending on what those mistakes are, and if
those mistakes might be stealing delicious hamburgers, even steal them
from me, I'm willing to forgive you. And that's like,
have you ever seen pipples and paroleis. They're like, hey,
we're Parolese. We like piples, and they're like, will come

(01:43:27):
on help out at this piple shelter And then they're like, wait,
we are criminals, but we also like to help people.
And Hamburglers like, you know what I did used to
steal these hamburgers, but now I just buy them with
money that Ronald and the gang pay me for working
with them, and I teach other people about how great
burgers are.

Speaker 4 (01:43:44):
I mean, if you if I had to get rid
of my friends every time they stole something, I wouldn't
have a single friend. I wouldn't have a brother, definitely
would I have brothers. People steal shit sometimes, shouldn't do it.
Most people grow out of it by the time you're like,
I don't know, twenty one, I can't remember I stole something.

Speaker 3 (01:44:02):
Yeah, it's been a minute. Still hearts fucking Lady Killer
over here are his sponsors. They are basically sponsors, And
like Ronald doesn't seem like a guy on a cross.
He kind of seems like I got about Ronald McDonald's
a really cool dude. But then like you get on
his bad side and he's a fucking scary clown.

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Oh you know, he doesn't have to be. He's got Grimace.
Grimace is the enforcer.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Grimaces just seems like I just give Grimmus a hug.

Speaker 4 (01:44:31):
That that's why he's He's very nice. But you you
cross Ronald, he sends remember all those people dying from
the Grimace shake.

Speaker 3 (01:44:40):
That's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:44:41):
Grimace will fuck your ship up.

Speaker 3 (01:44:42):
It's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:44:44):
So that's why they keep him around. Yeah, he's got
a checkered past, but we got Grimace here to keep
him in line now. And it's also go down like
a bad boy in the bunch. You gotta have it.
You gotta have a wild card in your career.

Speaker 3 (01:44:53):
Like, yeah, he's done, he's done some time.

Speaker 4 (01:44:55):
So what you think all the McDonald's characters are squeaky clean.
He's just the only one that got caught.

Speaker 3 (01:45:01):
Like do you think Jordan You think Jordan Welch was
a new criminal? Like do you think he's gonna feel comfortable?
Like he probably feels like out of place going Chick
fil A? He's like, I'm a criminal? What am I
doing here? She's totally get a leather jack, Jordan, you're
all right a home at McDonald's because they rehabilitate people
like Jordan. I'm not saying you need rehabilitation at all.
You're good, but but I was just trying to think

(01:45:22):
of somebody just got arrested. But yeah, Chuck E Cheese,
maybe they should actually keep him back at Chuck E cheese.
It's like, yeah, you can be rehabilitated. Bro.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
Yeah, they're not gonna get rid of the mouse.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
Yeah what are you doing? But yeah, they believe in
second chances. You know, one moment doesn't define. You can't
give up on your boys exactly. Hey, dude, stop stealing
my hamburgers. I'll give you some. I'll give you money
to buy some if you work for me. Done and
it looks like it's done. He's done pretty well ever since.

Speaker 4 (01:45:53):
You can't underestimate they literally like one shady dude in
the crew, Like, I got a guy I can get
it done for you.

Speaker 3 (01:46:02):
And if you think that you don't have a shady
guy and the crew, you are that shady guy and
the crew, or you got a lame ass your crew
sucks crew could never hang with my crew.

Speaker 4 (01:46:12):
Robert's the shady guy and my crew without a doubt
so shady. I mean, we honestly know almost nothing about him.
Yeah we've known him for what seven years now?

Speaker 3 (01:46:24):
No comment? See such a bad boy point.

Speaker 4 (01:46:28):
Yeah, Robert's the sexiest letter in the opoint proven.

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
It's not a letter, not a letter, it's a total
it's a whole name, whole name, all right, Let's let's
wrap the podcast up. Great questions, everybody, Great questions. Appreciate
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Speaker 4 (01:47:36):
Oh, that's a good one. I'm gonna go with Adam Sandler.

Speaker 3 (01:47:39):
I'm gonna go with David Bowie again. He's his system
is just guess guys that we've seen on here multiple times. Yeah,
or just guess the same guys. It's gonna be Oasis.

Speaker 4 (01:47:50):
Probably sort of got black Sabbath comes up this week
and be past.

Speaker 3 (01:47:57):
Meg Ryan, Michael Caine, Gene Hackman, The Rolling Stones, David Frost,
Sergio Aguero, Blur and Dustin Hoffman. Run it back, run
it do it three times. Pit Bull, Adam Sandler, David Bowie,
Johnny Cash, Andreas Niesta, Samir Nastri, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Diane

(01:48:19):
Lay and Sally Field, Alicia Keys and Bob Beamon. All Right,
practical joke, kind I thought that was alright, Pit Bull,
Adam Sandler, David last Chance, Washington, I want to pass

(01:48:39):
the quiz. George Washington, Claudette, Colbert, Javier Bardem, Joe DiMaggio,
George Clooney, Neil Young, Charleston, Charlton Heston, Alpacino and Rogers Hornsby. Nope, Nope,
best of luck next week. Boys, all right, have a
great rest of your week. Enjoy this the preseason opener

(01:49:00):
Football's back Gang until we talk to you next time.
Past the gravy Yeah Bitches.

Speaker 2 (01:49:06):
Braby Gang Gang Gang, baby Powder, the topping lead and
spreads as we're listen, Then to past the Gray Man Gray,
We're going fishing for your bitch today with Chrunk in Houston,
Now Houston, Babe.

Speaker 1 (01:49:25):
Now we go here and lick and poor get rich today,
Minch bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
Houston, Texas on Town Town passa gravy passer, Loud loud,
we can talk and go for hours hours entertainment, superpower,
Gravy Gang getting louder, louder, cast up, no childer Man,
we laugh, no prouder Live on baby Powder, the topping
lead and spreads as we're listen, and to past the
great Gray.

Speaker 1 (01:49:50):
We're going fishing for your bitch today with Chunk

Speaker 5 (01:49:54):
In Houston, now Houston, bab and we go heare and
lick and poor get rich today, Rich bitch