Pass The Gravy #628: Bobby's Bagels

The guys talk about the new King of The Hill, chemical burns, and learn about twins and the equator. They also power rank breakfast sandwich buns.


Follow the show on X/Twitter: @passthegravypod, @AlexJMiddleton, @NotPatDionne, and @RobertBarbosa03

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, powder top and lead spread. As we listen, it's
a past the grave, Grave we go and fishing for
your bitch today with Chunk and Houston Houston Baby. Now
we go ahead and let camp. We'll get risch today, Nish.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Bitch, Gravy, Gravy, Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
What is going on? Everybody Happy Gravy Day. It's Past
Gravy Episode number six hundred and twenty eight. I am
your host, Alex Middleton, with my good friend Robert Barbosa
the hog Jokes and joining us today for the first time.
It feels like a very very long time, A very

(00:50):
very very very very very special guest all the way
from work, the one and only Pat d On. Everybody
welcome the pod. Dude, you don't it's been too long.
It's been too long.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
It feels like it's almost been a week.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
It does, but also it feels like it was just yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
That I Sayah, I mean, I think about you all.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I think about you all the time too, Dude, I
think about you all the time. Like, what is pack
going to chop it up with me about? What is
he what's he gonna get mad about?

Speaker 4 (01:18):
What are we going to get.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Into today we're recording while on an astro's day game
is going on. How often is he to be paying
attention to the astros? More often the podcast, But it's like, Hey,
your guest, it's fine. This is we're catering to you
as it should be catering to you.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I love catering.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
I also like kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
I don't like working catering as much as receiving catering.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
We do a lot of catering at work. Almost never
am I involved other than we just need you to
help move shit.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
I can do that.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
I don't like to press round at parties where I'm
not allowed to.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Drink and you're like, do I refill this or just
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's not hard. I just don't like being in a
party setting where I can't have alcohol.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
And they asked you questions like they told me I could.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
They When I used to do like, it was a
core catering so they'd be like, oh, hey, it's pie day.
You're going to this oil company and serving pies to them.
And then they'd be like, hey, they you can only
get one piece of pie perperson, And I do the
same way.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Come back at the second time, I'd.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Just be like, I'm just gonna give it to him anyways.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
And then at the third time, I'd.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Be like, hey, man, you're being a real piecee Hey,
I'm only supposed to give you one piece of pie.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well this is the third Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
I didn't say anything the first time. I was trying
to be fucking cool about it, but.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Like, stop, bro, just fucking work here.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
And then you have the people that come back afterwards.
It's like, hey, can I get the leftovers? And then
they just make up people. Well, you know, my grandson's
in town, so he would love one of these candy
apples for Halloween. And you know what, actually I forgot
his sister's also going to be there too, and you
know what, my brother in law might be coming over
and he loves candy apples. Like, if you just want
to take five candy apples, you don't have to make

(02:50):
up a story. I don't give a fuck. All right,
they don't yell at me if they're all gone.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Well, my favorite after a catering is just when there's
a bunch of food and everyone's full and they don't
want to take any of it at home, so you're like, sweet,
I'm gonna eat like a fucking king tonight.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Yeah, we used to go to uh so it was
a probably probably illegal, wasn't a good I didn't I
didn't know in the company, doesn't matter, but it was uh.
We'd go Rudy's Barbecue and get tacos like breakfast tacos
or breakfast burritos, and then just we'd do a bunch
of drops there, but we would have to go back
to our warehouse, take off the Rudy's barbecue stickers, put
on our own stickers, put them back in just the

(03:28):
ten package it up again, and then we would go
And I was like, I'm pretty sure that they think
we're cooking these food, these tacos, and we are not.
But I'm not going to say anything because it's not
my responsibility. But I think there were a lot of
people who are like, this probably tastes just like Rudy's.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Yeah, I don't know if that's illegal. It feels super scummy.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
A lot of those things are like not for individual
resale or you can't just.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Buy, well they're not individual. Yeah, you can't show it
all of them at once.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
But you can't buy a can of coke.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
So then Ella Coke, even though I'm pretty sure that's
how like Little League Baseball operates concession stands. Yeah, I
mean kids get away with it, that's true. I don't
know they were. They were grown assa dills that knew
what they were doing, and then they'd go buy these
pies at Kroger and then put our sticker on him, like, yep,
we homemade pies that are in this plastic, these homemade pies.

(04:24):
You saw me rip the plastic off of before I
cut God, No, I want some pie, dude, I haven't
had pie. Fuck up some blueberry pie right now. Robert's
not a pie guy though, never have been.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Never.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
There's only one kind of pie he likes. What I'm talking.
Shepherd's pie, of course, a little meat pie. Not even
a chicken pot pie. No, come on, chicken pot pie.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
Fox, It sounds gross.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
What about pizza, Pope?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
How does chicken pot pie sound gross?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (04:57):
What? Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
You put a bunch of chopped up chicken and then
like some vegetables, some.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Carrots, carries gravy. Yeah, but it's like a bunch of like.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
Really good like gravy inside of it, and then you
pie it up aked in like a pastry and it
is like wet. It's more chunky than wet.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, it sounded like you're like a stew that's just in.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Like when you put into it, it doesn't all just spill out.
It's like it all congeals into a thick. It's great, dude,
on your next time you're at Coker Chip with a
frozen food section, they sell the recolendar.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
Or whatever they are, the Recolendar through college.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
They're a dollar piece.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
Great. You to cook him like four minutes, then you
take them out, you cook him for four more minutes
or whatever. It's like a ridiculous cooking instruction or whatever.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
But I almost bought them the other day.

Speaker 4 (05:43):
They're like seven hundred calories a piece.

Speaker 3 (05:46):
I was good about it. I was like, you know,
I almost bought these. I'm not going to I'm gonna
be an adult about it. And then I bought a
big pack of uncrustables and gokurt.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
I know I did. I was about to say he did,
tell it he did, Texas and say that frozen gogurt
fucking rock life changing. Yeah, we told you that two
months ago. So in two months, try uh chicken pop
pye and get back to us. I'll do that delayed
reviews by past the baby, we'll get around to it.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I was very mad though, once I ate that first one.
I only bought a four pack and like, I haven't
had another one since because I'm like, well, I don't
want to run out of them. I'm like hoarding them.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Now.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
My wife got for my daughter.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
She got like, you can make your own uncrustbals where
it like tucks the bread.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Around, and oh, I've already thought about buying one.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Well she was. She was doing it, and I just
kept eating it. But she's like, you can't eat those,
those aren't for you. And I was like, she put
it uncrustable like on the table in front of me,
I'm going to eat it. I listen to her. Baby,
I'm the man of this horse. Look, lady, I just
need you to stop talking and make more sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I would I would kay to have been like hidden
in your bathroom and hurt you say that to her,
just to see just fucking get attacked by the pregnancy monster.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Nice she would attack.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
You should call her that. I'm sure she'd love too.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
Sweet to do that.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, but then uh yeah, I was just like you can't. Like,
when you have four of these homemade ncrrestible things you're
doing on the table, I'm going to eat at least
three of them. You either need to do it, put
them in a bag, and then hide that bag from me.
But now I know where the bag is, so like,
guess what happens with Axe gets hungry. I'm eating those
and then I mean, you make them better than me.
I'm not gonna make more.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
And I know, aren't you supposed to like heat them
up or at least let them thaw. I've never done that.
I've eaten every uncrustable I've ever had frozen.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Depends on how long it's been in the frit or
the freezer.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Like if you had those bad boys in there for
like a couple of months, you set that out like
five minutes.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Let it thought a little bit.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
A couple of months, dude, I bought I think I
have one left, and I bought ten of them like
four days ago.

Speaker 1 (07:43):
Well, sometimes you buy like the economy size one where
it's got like forty of them in there or fifty
of them in there. I should have done that, just
leave it at the bottom of the freezer, and then
you like get out of the like I go through
phases of uncrustables, whereas like I'll just see five a
day and then like I'll go like a month where
I'm not eating them every day, and then you're like
I could fuck up on a crust. And then you
go in there and then it's been in there for
like a month, and you gotta let that bad boys

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off for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
You don't have to get like the peanut butter is
a little crisp, it's almost like brittle. And then the
the yeah, it's starting to rain, Okay, I have headphones
on you down. Yeah, I know my head started around
because I'm hearing rain drops. Ever, but no, the jelly
it stays like cold but kind of gooey, but doesn't
really just fall out of it.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It's so perfect. I just don't understand, like Robert could
never really truly enjoy an uncrustable.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Crustals, you sponsor me, and I will be a whore
for you forever.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
We already buy them sent us sum.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Are you what's your what's your flavor?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
I go which is just grape, and you're grape.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Okay, that's all grape or strawberry. I'm a great peanut
butter and jelly. Guy, don't even love strawberry love all
the other Yeah, you really have one.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
I'm going calm. You can't go wrong.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
But I think like little kid alex ate the grape.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Jelly and I don't know if you know this, I
was pretty fucking awesome as a little kid. I peaked
super early.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah. I was like really good at sports when I
was when I was young. It turns out a lot
of kids are really good at sports when they're young.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Yeah, but I was like really good. But then everyone
else kept getting better and I just kind of stayed.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
It because we stopped eating on crustables as much.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
I had my first uncrustable like six months ago. Well
that's on you, and I stole it from my friend's kid.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I replaced it though. Well, yeah, glad you're on the
frozen googa train. But definitely try chicken pop pies, dude.
Chicken pot pies are an absolute treat. Will change your life, Bobby.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
You will not say you You will have to like
it or I'm going to be mad at you. A
chicken pop pie.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, it's it's just like chicken.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
They have turkey pot pies.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
That chick.

Speaker 5 (09:44):
So the one that that bothers me is is being
wet the potential of being Well.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
And like I said, by the one I told you
it's a dollar, you don't like it, You're.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Out a dollar.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
I will, I will, I'll, you know, I'll give you
a dollar before we leave. I'll pay for it for you.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Yeah, I'll give I'll get back to you in two months.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
There's one hundred pennies on him right now.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
That would be great, just in case, just make a
rain on him.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
And stares around. What did I have for us for
the prekeem Cerrus that's there already right into it. Oh,
who do you guys think is cooler? Scooby Doo or
Snoop Dogg.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
It's Snoop. Snoop is cooler. Snoop's one of like the
four coolest people.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Of all time. I only said that because I saw
a Snoop Dogg on a commercial and was like, he
is like the coolest dude. Everybody loves Snoop Dogg. But
I was like, you know, like he the coolest dogs,
and I was running through my head.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I was the airbud.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
It's pretty cool, like you know, Pongo Perdita from one
hundred one Dambatis Cliffer the Big Red Dog. But these
guys own problems, you know, like this just seems like
a problem and being the coolest dog. And then I
was like, Scooby Doo pretty fucking cool. And that's when
I was just like, who's cooler, Snoop or Scooby Doo.
Scooby Doo is a real dog. He solves crime. He's

(11:02):
kind of just a stunner that wants to just hang
out with his friends. And yes, I understand that that's
probably exactly what you could say for Snoop DOGG.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
But he also makes music. But Scooby's a dog, so
he can't give het Snoop he does not like it.
And yeah, it would be weird to pet Snoop. M M,
it would be weird to pet Snoop but Scooby.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
But Scooby also, he.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
Gets scared a lot, and he freaks out and runs around.
Snoop is just like, dude, I'd mean a murder charge,
You're not gonna scare me.

Speaker 1 (11:26):
We don't know if, like you know, if he smokes
too much, like is he just like a blue paranoid?
No Snoy gets just scared.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
He's grandpa aged. Now he's just like a really cool grandpa.
He hangs out, he's just chilling. I can't even picture
Snoop getting mad nowadays.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
He's like, I don't know, life's pretty fucking good for me. Yeah,
but he doesn't solve crime.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Scooby sneak up behind him, who he takes off running,
knocks over the table.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
But here's the other cool part. He's a dog that
can talk, and that is so cool, he says funny.
He says that he like who talks cooler, Scooby or
Snoop dogs.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Well, I mean the talking cooler is without a doubt Snoop.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Well, I don't know, he's not like r row my Nizzle,
but he doesn't do that. Yeah, Scoo it, by the way,
Stoops like the person.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I guess some other rappers could do it really, but
Snoop's the only person ever that could do the Fizzle
ship and not sound like a fucking idiot because.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
It was just Snoop initially he did, and then he
just made his thing. He's like, this is what I
do my dizzle.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Remember Doggie Fizzle televissle. Yeah, Snoop Doggie Fizzle tes the dizzle.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Yeah on MTV.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I mean, it's nothing against Scooby Snoops.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
I disagree. I think Scooby's got him. But like when
you talk about who talks cooler like rot Row Raggy, I.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Think that would get real annoying in real life though.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
But it's it's still it's your dog talking. If your
dog could talk, I wouldn't care how my dog.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Everything Snoop says sounds cool. Everything Snoop Scooby says sounds cool,
not everything. I think we're torny A Robert, What do
you think.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
I would say Scooby Doo does? Does Snoop dogs still
do thezzle thing?

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Not really?

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Like kind of.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
Cooler dude is probably Scooby too, Like they're both very
cool dudes.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
We're talking like the elite of the elite.

Speaker 1 (13:14):
I didn't think Bobby was gonna take the dog. Yeah,
I won't go Scooby Doo all right, he keeps bad
guys off the streets. The funck was yours that you
just did. What would be the craziest thing that Scooby
could say in that voice? Raggy? A rather plane just

(13:37):
hit the second time. I'm not talking about the rap
Reddick stats I'm talking about, can.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
We just re quote everything we've done in.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Scooby voices over the course.

Speaker 3 (13:52):
Of Yes, you handle all the Nancy graces.

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Roh, my god.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
I just I'm going in between like Cookie Monster and
trying to do Scooby Do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
Really, all I can do is say row raggy When
I try and freestyle, is Snoop or Scooby It doesn't,
don't you well ruff rings. I can't even think of it.
The only things that are popping in my head are
things I can't say.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Yeah, like immediately.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
That you know what popped into my head right there?
And it was Scooby Do wearing a Burger king hat.
That's what popped into my head, right, Okay, what.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
I don't even know what I'm saying Santan little Spanish, Scooby,
I don't know you mean.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Santin is Santince sit down?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Please?

Speaker 3 (14:54):
Right? Seeing something that means like multiple people like, but
I was like Robert sentence, Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
You know, one person, Santa Hey, Hey, I don't know
I'm a gringo. Okay, I don't really Grotto ta like
not my first language, right, So Scooby cooler than Snoop dogg,
I think, so okay, right.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
The what I was thinking about was what's the dumbest
thing that you've done at work lately? And it doesn't
even ever necessarily have to be like like a work
related thing. The other day, I keep a sweatowel on
me because I'm fat nine is the Nicki Minaj's challenge.
I Uh, that wasn't dumb. That was hot, thank you.
But I'm at work the other day and someone goes,

(15:44):
what's up with your face? And I was like, what
do you mean? And like I had, like on the
side of my face, I had these like hives starting
to break out, and like quickly, pretty quickly after like
I could just feel my face getting hot. So I
was starting to think. I was like, did I I
hadn't eating anything yet that day, Like I had a
sandwich at the corner store, but I eat those all
the time. Did I have an allergic reaction? Finally I

(16:06):
realized I must have accidentally grabbed the wrong towel and
I grabbed one that had like h table cleaner on it,
and I just kind of gave myself a chemical burn
all around my face. At where I went and I
bought some Benadryl and empty hiss to meines to like
make it go down, And it was fine, but I
had like it was like a circle around the outline
of my face of just hives from where I had

(16:28):
rubbed fucking cleaning chemical.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
I gave myself a chemical burn.

Speaker 4 (16:32):
It was No, it's a chemical peel, right, that's what
the rich ladies did.

Speaker 3 (16:36):
No, I think it was more of a burn because
nothing peeled.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Not yet.

Speaker 3 (16:39):
Well, this was like five days.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
No, it's a five day peel.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Could be, boogie, could be. But yeah, I felt like
just a total fucking idiot. Bartender was laughing at me
because that's her favorite thing to do, was just fuck
with me all day?

Speaker 1 (16:53):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (16:54):
But like, how long was it that you had to
I walk around with that?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Not that luckily, like I had another manager there, so like, hey,
I'm gonna go run to Walgreies and get some shit
for this. But it was probably I was probably walking
around like that for like ten fifteen minutes without realizing
my face was kind of starting to like.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Swell up and get red. I used to drink this
chocolate protein shake for work that I don't do that
anymore because I was I was prepping for our morning show,
and usually like I would drink that because like I
just had to think about it for like five seconds.
You shake it and then you chug it, and then
that's your breakfast. And I thought I had I forgot

(17:29):
that I had already opened it, and I had opened
it and put the cap back on. It didn't screw
it on all the way. So I was just like
in a hurry like shake it. And as I shake it,
I just realized that there's just brown liquid going everywhere
and I'm pouring it like just shooting chocolate milk or
chocolate protein powder.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
This is like every night for me.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
All over It was just like I was just like
shooting like protein shake, like all over the walls, the
table in front of me, and like all of my clothes.
And then I didn't like I didn't have a change
of clothes. So I was like, well, I'm working like
this today.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
At least you didn't get it on the equipment.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh I did. Yeah, that's dumb. I did. And then
that guy just had to suck it up.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
It's cool, that's what I wear.

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Now, you do anything dumb?

Speaker 5 (18:13):
Lately, I opened the trunk and my chem my backpack
felled ahead of my camera, and so now like there's
i'd luckily I have a lens protective, but that's cracked.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah before today, But you're not cool.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
I have a different Okay, yeah, before we started, I
look at Bobby he's staying behind the camera and go,
when did your camera get cracked? And he goes real funny.
I was like, no, dude, I'm s a big crack
right going through the fucking lens. It's nice, all right, Well, yeah,
I mean that one's not really dumb, it's more just unfortunate.
But I can't really picture Bobby messing anything up at work.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I feel like he's perfac He doesn't mess anything up
at work.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
He is and everybody's like, why what does he do
around everything?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
All the stuff?

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Yeah, you don't notice it.

Speaker 1 (19:00):
You don't know.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
You only notice. You don't notice me because I'm, you know,
doing what I was supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Bobby's one of those weird people that has uh all
of his faculties because he doesn't drink or take drugs,
so his brain is just working all the time.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's fucking weird.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Like half the time I get to work and I'm
just like guys, I'm on thirty percent today, figured out,
someone get me an espresso.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
But Robert is like, he's like the wolf from uh
from pulp.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Fiction, really good at hiding dead bodies.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Well yeah, dead bodies being like problems with digital shit,
which always happened, and then you just don't see like,
oh well that thing that was messed up didn't go
out because of Robert. But there's not then like some
boss guys not like oh thank god, like you're like no,
like this would have been bad. This could have been bad.

Speaker 3 (19:45):
Get everybody around here to start calling him Bobby the Wolf.

Speaker 4 (19:48):
All right, hogs out Wolf's in Robert, Bob the Wolf.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
We can be his wolf pack.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Yeah, we already are. The Gravy Gang is a wolf pack.
So that's what I'm talking about, the the wolf bag.
I mean, he's obviously the alpha. He has to be sure,
ain't me?

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Sure?

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Should ain't you? It's definitely not. It's definitely not. But
all right, Rober, would you bring up for the pick
time segment?

Speaker 5 (20:16):
I have recently discovered getting groceries delivered.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Oh no, yeah, it's it might become a right now,
it's convenient, but it might become a problem.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
How many uncrustables do you have in your freezer? Right?

Speaker 5 (20:29):
I don't have uncrustables. But the thing is that Sam
and I were so busy planning the children swap that
just happened, and there was thank you, thank you, went
really well, but there was just no time to get groceries,
like it would be multiple days, Like I completely forgot
we need to get this now, there's no time, it's
late at night, We're not gonna do it. And I

(20:49):
think just one of the days, I was like, oh,
I'm gonna see I need to get stuff for the swap,
and I'm just gonna look up food and I think
she's got food delivered. Groceries delivered two or three times
in the past week. Oh wow, like yoh week, week
and a half. How much more expensive is it? I

(21:11):
The thing is that I believe she's doing it through
Amazon and ordering other stuff as well, so it's I
don't believe there is a delivery.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
I haven't seen.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Oh she's hitting the free delivery limit. That's smart.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah good.

Speaker 4 (21:26):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
I'm afraid of doing that, just because.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Like I'm afraid of it continuing.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I don't know what I'm gonna buy before I get
to the store. Ever.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's probably a good thing though sometimes because like you
go to the store and you're like, all right, well
I was gonna go to grab this, this, and this,
and then I ended up with twenty five other things, which, yeah, okay,
now I have more stuff, But like, you know, just
buy snacks that you're gonna just sit and be a
fat piece of shit.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
That's all I would order, would be snacks because the
only time I order or get like real meat or
vegetables or anything like that is when I'm just in
the store walking around, like, oh well, though, okay, good
deal on ribs.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
I can get that.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
We'll get some beans to go with it, and like
I think out meals ahead of time like that. If
I'm just ordering food, it's like, well, I can't see
the price on that, so I'm not gonna buy it.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I don't know if there's a deal.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
All right, I am more cheese, crackers. Yeah, I would
pretty much just be ordering snack, food, chips, and beer.

Speaker 1 (22:20):
I just don't order this stuff because I get so
mad when I'm chopping in the store and they have
those giant, fucking home depot sized carts that are shopping
for people like get the fuck out of my way.
I've just started moving them. I don't care anymore. Like,
if you're blocking part of that, I'm just gonna move
it back. I'm not gonna take anything. I'm not I'm
not fucking with anybody, but I'm just like, hey, man,

(22:41):
I needed mustard. You are in front of the mustard
and you are doing thirteen other things right now.

Speaker 4 (22:45):
I'm gonna do this.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Actually, I wonder if maybe I should start ordering, because
then they'll probably make me stop buying fucking sushi and
fried chicken packs every time I'm.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
In there, cause they smell good. Fried chicken smells good.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
And it smells great.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
But I and I know, like after like three o'clock,
don't buy it because it's been sitting there all day.
And I'll go in at like nine thirty at night
because I haven't eaten anything and like I don't have
anything in my fridge, and then I buy the chicken
that's been sitting there for nine hours and it's like soggy.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
That's still good, still good.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
But also you know, I'm probably eating fifteen hundred calories
of fried chicken like three minutes. Yeah, not a great thing.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
It's not the worst thing.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I do do worse in my body.

Speaker 1 (23:24):
It's not the worst thing.

Speaker 3 (23:26):
You know what. The worst thing is a holocaust. Trying
to focus on this wall. There's an Ashtos game and
I'm listening to the rain right behind my head.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
My add is going.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Fucking my bag now in a thunder, lightning and the thunder.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
You know, I really can't think of many times when
we've done this podcast while it's raining, like here in
this room.

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Yeah, a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Every time we did it at home, it was the
worst because I would be like Robert, don't forget you're
in a backup. If it goes down on one of us,
goes down, nobody disconnect, Nobody disconnect. All right, power went out,
Give me twenty minutes for it to boot back up.
Nobody X off, We're gonna lose all.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
The video gets back up and then immediately goes out again,
and you're fuck.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
That. I do not miss that at all. No from
I know that we drive in to go to do
this now, but like.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
There's a lot of things I miss about COVID, and
that's not one of them.

Speaker 1 (24:19):
We were just not as tight, Like the show was
just not as tight, like not like there's a delay,
and even if it's like a good internet connection which
we had most of the time on like the virtual ones.
But like it's nice that now, like we know that
there's the ability to do it if you have to
do it.

Speaker 4 (24:35):
But I don't want to ever go back to like
that full time.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
No, not regularly.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
That was the worst.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
It's okay, Yeah, you just a mister sent mister musk.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yeah, not at all what I expect you to say. No,
I missus too, buddy, Well throw curve balls from time
to time. Sorry, we love our friends, right.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
But Robert, you've never just like given your friend a
deep hug and like sniff their neck. No, see, you
don't have any real boys then, dude, I guess I
don't my friends.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
If you want, come on over everybody, I'm alright, sniff,
I'm okay, give a sniff.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
I'm okay, you can give one of them sniffs.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I don't know, alright, weird one starting this one out,
weird when things are getting weird.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
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Speaker 4 (25:28):
And uh when I'm thirstay for a cold one.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
I've chose. It chooses a beer that's grown here, right
here in the United States of America.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
Uh this bush Light would not that we would be
enjoying tonight. I don't have one right now. I'm supposed
to be having one, but I don't have one. They
ad tells me that I should have one.

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Speaker 3 (26:46):
It's the comeback Kid, Comeback of the Week.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
All right, our first comeback kid this week and when
it moves, you.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Know, it's Carlos Korea. He's at bat right now. I'm
so happy to have him back. Yeah, I love it
so much.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
We didn't talk about that tread down. It happened after
we recorded last week. Yeah, we said he wasn't because
remember we got to texted that.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
He said that that was because it happened on Thursday
or Friday.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
It happened on Thursday.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah, oh, and he just go to God, damn it.
I love him so much. I'm so happy to have
him back. Were you cheering for him this weekend?

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Because you're, uh, when it's as red, it's like, you
know what it's like. It's like when girls, girls are
trying to annoy you watching your favorite I just hope
everybody has a good time. That's It's It's strange. My
brother texts me, he's like, I kind of actually fucking
hate when they play each other because he's like, I
don't you can't get your juice. I think I just
bet the over every game, so there was something fun

(27:47):
to do. No, I did take the Ashos game on
and that ain't go well. But I don't know, it's
it's weird to watch, but it's like it's like what
Mama Kelsey felt like when her two boys were playing
each other. You just happy they're out there, and it
was a reunion with Bregman.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
I was happy.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
It's not bad, you know, it's especially because, uh, both
of them haven't been bad together for quite some time.
It really cuts into my depression. They just ban you
should you should probably.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Get not going to do that.

Speaker 4 (28:24):
Our real first comeback kid this week is Dildo's you
have a problem.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
We got we got a problem gang the third time
last week, third dildo has hit the court. A third
dildo has hit the w n B A.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
I regret to inform you, but as we were recording
this on Wednesday, the sixth, last night, there was a
third dildo and it was another Lime Green dildo.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
By the way, whoever the first guy was that shows
Lin Green fucking genius. I mean, it shows up, pops,
it pops so well, it pops, and we are.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Against Dilda throwing on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Well, but I've thrown against it. I'm against throwing them
at women, right, I'm not against laughing at it.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
I hit my friend with a dildo one time.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
I gave him a mushroom stamp across his chest.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I remember it was it we went to cover station
for Texas A and M Texas Tech Game.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Three foot long double sided pinker buildo the Tech Spirit.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Dilda, the Texas Tech Spirit Dilda. Yeah, Pat was a
nuisance that whole weekend.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Okay, you say I was a nuisance. We were all
playing catch and throwing the deal at each other. You
guys were the ones that were sneaking it around the
fucking apartment to constantly hit me in the nuts all
week That.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Was not me.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
There's no way you weren't.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
It was not me.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
I was trying to just avoid it because people kept
getting hit in the nuts with it, and I was
just I just don't want to get nutshotted with.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
The godfather of this podcast, Curtis ran around beating cars
with it at one point.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
He did that was very responsible of us to do.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
All of that. Yeah, you know, we were boys, Boys
will be boys, was he? You give a bunch of
straight men a dildo, some dumb shit's gonna happen with it,
especially if they're like twenty.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Two who is the Supreme Court justice that they were like,
did you have beers?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
You had beers, You had a lot of beers, was it?

Speaker 1 (30:11):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (30:12):
Is that Garland? It was the one that really got grilled.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Yeah. But like they'd be like, yes, mister Dion, see
that in two thousand and ten you were in college Station,
Texas throwing a dildo around at others.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
Yeah, we were playing catch.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Is that correct? Yes?

Speaker 4 (30:29):
That is that is correct?

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Is absolutely that is correct?

Speaker 3 (30:32):
How many times I regret nothing of one? How many
times did you say you threw that dildo? Was it
ten more, eleven more, twenty more, fifty more, one hundred more?

Speaker 1 (30:44):
Two? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
If that would just be get more more?

Speaker 1 (30:48):
What what? The internet would just be.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Like, we're going out locked, We're gonna we're gonna swear
at a subplate court joge it for doubt outs, for
doubt outs.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
But yeah, you know what I like, we said horrible.
These players should not have dildos being thrown at them.
That being said, it's the funniest fucking thing going on
in sports right now. The worst funny every time.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Like a lot of players saying the worst thing is
the worst thing that's happened to the WNBA, I say,
the worst thing that happened to the WNBA's and the
Fiji collar going out for like two weeks, three weeks,
because that's fucking my fantasy team. Still nine and one,
by the way, still nine in one nineteenth amendments going
for the three feet.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
But it's not right to do, but it is funny.
Like every time you see the game, another one, like
a little one, a little kid gets hit in the
head by like another kid on a swing and the
kid goes flying. It's bad. It's still funny to me
every single time.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah, And I think I was a fever game because
if people weren't therenasy Kitlen Clark, then like you would
be way easy to find the thrower. That's a good point.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
There was another guy that got caught having one in
the crowd before it got thrown.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
I saw a video of that today.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
He's just like had it as his feet and security
walked by and we're like, come here, that wasn't mine.
Somebody threw it. I stopped, you know what. I stopped
the guy that was throwing it and then he ran off.
He went that way. Go look at the cameras. I
I feel bad for the ladies that they're having Dodo
stone at them. When they get very angry and kick
it off the court, it's like the peak of comedy

(32:27):
for me.

Speaker 1 (32:28):
They didn't well. And then like the security guard always
as they can get it, and they always have a
towel and put it on it, which I get it.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
You want to make sure that like we don't know
it's a sex toy.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Make sure here's an idea halftime show if red Pan
is not available, Dodo dodgeball at the WNBA.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Well, but like, honestly, it's this is a Rookie of
the Year type situation where maybe the local baseball team
needs to look at these people cause they're they're chucking
these bad boys onto the court. Like it's not easy
to just land like they landed right by the bench.
They landed right in the middle of the one of
the time.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's the one thing we need though. We need to
have arms. We need the next one to be a
suction cup one. And then one of them run buy
and kick it and it's just like.

Speaker 1 (33:12):
It's like the office when they have the square. If
it hits perfectly in the corner, we lose the mind.

Speaker 4 (33:19):
Almost.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
You could do a fan event where everybody brings a
dildo with a suction cup and they write their name
on it and you throw it on the court and
Hover's lands up with the Hershey Bears.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
When's the hot dog? The Hershey Bears minor hockey team
does that every year, where you do the Teddy Bears
for Christmas? Oh yeah, and everybody just brings one there,
all right, throw them on the ice. It's in between
periods and they just chuck them on the all right.
This is for women that need to let off some
steam charity. And then they just throw all the dildas

(33:51):
onto the field. Yeah. Shows not starting well, not great.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
Our high school alum Spencer Arraghetty not great, getting lit
up by the fucking Marlins.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
All right, bottom of the ninth. The Yankees have one
out to go. How much do you want to bet
that they blow it?

Speaker 3 (34:08):
I will not take that bet.

Speaker 4 (34:09):
I will bet that they will blow it because they
will blow.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
It probably, I hope.

Speaker 1 (34:13):
So they're funny.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
Devin Williams in I bet I bet Devin Williams is in. Oh,
never mind bednars In.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
Like Devot, We'll get to the Yankees.

Speaker 4 (34:23):
We'll get to the Yankees, but Dildo's are back.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I would like to I would like to add to
the graves list of nominations.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Are you putting this.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
Under Meme of the Year?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Not Meme of the Year.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Ongoing joke of the year, but fight of the Year?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
The w NBA versus Dildo's Yes, yep, Fight of the.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
Year, Nick Turnowski beating the shit out of the drunk
dude they try to start a fighting with them on
the golf course.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
Against the w NBA versus Dildos.

Speaker 3 (34:59):
It sounds like the funniest court case of all time.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Yeah, just the graphic at the end of the day
is gonna be elite.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Pursue it to the w NBA versus Dildos from twenty
twenty five. This case is thrown out.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Should I find the guy's name that got arrested, because
that guy did get arrested for throwing the dildo on
the court.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
There was a public disturbance or something.

Speaker 1 (35:16):
Yeah, but like arrested the year guy that threw dildo
on the court with Liver King and Chuck E Cheese.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Yeah, that's a pretty sick lineup. That's a pretty sick lineup.
Liver King, Chuck E Cheese and Dildos.

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
What a year?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
How do you summarize Tony laugh way through Chuck E
Cheese got arrested, Liver King and Dilda's nail.

Speaker 1 (35:40):
I think you've got your paragraph for the gut.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
There you go, But yeah, let's chill out.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Don't be the person throws it. But that doesn't mean
we can't laugh as long as nobody gets hurt. As
long as nobody gets hurt. So don't hurt it.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
Don't throw it at Sophie cunning In, especially like she's
our queen.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, I mean also, yeah, definitely don't throw it queen.
Who's gonna protect Caitlin.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Who's Yeah, at all costs, you must protect Caitlin. Definitely,
don't throum at angel We need the nineteenth Amendments to win.
Angelice is a fucking stud or le of Boston.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
I'm not gonna name my whole team, but like ideally
no one on the nineteenth I'm gonna say, how much
deeper can he go? I know my girls, I know
my girls. Look, we had a loss I've been pretty
close to these guys, been like, let's turn it around, ladies.
If you three pet your next tattoo should just be
the number nineteen.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
On a basketball, a pink basketball.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
What's the tattoo for?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (36:35):
The Nineteenth Amendment? Oh you're no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no no. I'm a big fan of w NBA
Fantasy Basket.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I should get a green lime green dildo that just
says Nineteenth Amendment on my arm.

Speaker 3 (36:48):
I'm not gonna, I mean definitely not gonna do your
team picture in the app. You should change it to
a green dildo.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
Well, I can't change it for what it is right now.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
That's a good point. You can't fuck with the with
the mojo, just the number nineteen? Can you?

Speaker 3 (37:00):
Can you start the dildo in one of your positions
if your player's injured.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
It probably wouldn't score much From what we've seen, it's
not got a lot of stamina. It usually goes out
there and immediately gets swept up. It's got one thrust
and done, one throw really yeah, but one throat chump. Robert,
what are your thoughts on the WNB How can we
how can we stop people bringing dildos? In the stadium.
It's also how hilarious it is that like if you
get caught bree a dildo in the stadium, Like the

(37:27):
Detroit Red Wings, people bring octopus in the stadium and
like they'll they have videos all the time showing how
like you wrap it. You gotta go get like a
real octopus. Put it in a zip block bag. You
wrap that bad boy. If you put another zip bluck bag,
wrap that up. You put it in another one, and
then you like stuff it in your pants. But like
a dildo, hilarious, way more funny. It'd be like, all right,
we'renna sneak a dildo out of the game.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
What are your thoughts?

Speaker 1 (37:52):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
Just don't throw things, I guess, onto the field, onto
the playing whatever.

Speaker 3 (37:57):
We were none of these guys ever in fucking kindergarten.
Their teacher never told him not to throw things.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
A lot of people forget that, Like remember when the
Buffalo Bills threw one on the field. It wasn't Rob
Gronkowski out there, and he was like it was like
that was like looked at as like a celebration, not wow,
someone could get hurt.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
But they also have helmets. I get that where has
Gronk benduring all of this? But also you know it's back.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Have we ruled out Gronk?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
Oh? Where was he?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
He can just be like, hey, guys, I thought we were.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
He was cool. Jeweles told me to do it. Juliananelm Manhattan.

Speaker 3 (38:29):
I could totally see Gronk like drunk at a house party,
running around with his shirt off, just like waving adult.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Look what I found. Yeah, So what we need to
do is I think this weekend, like in several baseball games, and.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Oh, you may make it more inclusive to do it
at all the sports.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, like with we have preseason football, just have a
couple chuck him on the field and then be like,
all right, see it's not just the WNBA, And then
the WNBA can't be like everybody's just.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
Don't do it. A banana ball, that's too many kids.
Bananas look like lime green oohright banana yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
Oh for the meme, dude, they gotta be doing that already.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
No, see, I don't think they're I think they're not
touching this one because banana.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Balls for the kids.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Hey, but also like they sneak like parents stuff into
kids movies all the time, so.

Speaker 1 (39:23):
I remember, there's it, there's there's the dick on the
Little Mermaid box?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
It's it?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
Fuck?

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Or just like in Finding Nemo the cut back to
Psycho the Little Girl, they throw a little Easter eggs
in there for just throw somebody throwing unrighte banana on
the field and all the.

Speaker 4 (39:39):
Parents can be like, we get it, but you don't.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
That's a banana.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
There you go, all right?

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Next up is King of the Hill, Come back, kid, Baby,
Hank and the Gang or back.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
Have either of you watched it?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
I didn't start yet.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
I've watched two episodes so far.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
My wife was watching it and I walked downstairs, like
you were watching King the Only didn't time you were
watching King though? What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
Which just started?

Speaker 1 (40:04):
The just started? It just started? I was playing Xbox.
I was like, you could have texted me and said
I would like to watch the King of the Hill.
I would said, he fellas, I'm gonna go watch the
new King of the Hill. That's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Feel like that's grounds for dismissal.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I was very upset. I love her very much, but
I was very upset with those actions. They hurt me.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Some of the plays with a with a hand killed
skin on Fortnite.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
It's like, obviously I want to watch. I want to
be in the know.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
That's like the closest to cheating without cheating in a relationship.
You started the show without me?

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yeah, she deserted to sleep in the living room. How
many I didn't burn through Dexter without her?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Like I could? I could have easily done that?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Was she multiple episodes in and she's both she's watched
too there I think the oh I thought it was
they were doing weekly them.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
She was two in. Okay, Okay, that's not too bad.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Well then now I'm just gonna finish it before that,
you have to you have to out for her. Yeah, no,
now you can watch it together. No, no, I will
save the last one. Look, I'll call true, but you
better not start. Is it a one offer? Are they
going to try and keep making more?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I mean if it's successful.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, I think they're gonna try to keep they keep
making more.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
So everything I've seen is pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Like I get to think people.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Are going to do the new voice return of the
king Man.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
New voices are kind of weird, but like I don't know,
King of the Hill is one of those. It's like
if you judge King of the Hill that harsh, like
chill out a little bit.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I didn't realize is Dale in it? Did they recast
him or no.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
That's the same voice he so the voice actor.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Died, Like all that's right, he had finished.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
He finished most of it.

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Yeah, I think for like the last half or third
of the season, it's a new actor, new voice actor.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
Pucket say, I fucking love Dale Gripple.

Speaker 5 (41:47):
The first episode, I was what were your thoughts the
first episode I wasn't the biggest fan of but because
it was like a kind of introduction to like people
who are hopping on now. So it was like, hey,
person who happened to be my neighbor and I went
to school with, and like I already know all that information.
So like the first episode is kind of like, Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Yeah, you're just pandering to the dummies.

Speaker 5 (42:07):
Yeah, But second episode it was really funny. I would
be like this second.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
They introduced a bunch of new characters.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
No, but but like they're just reminding people who are
like the reminding people, and they're introducing characters already to
the new people who are hopping on now.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
We haven't seen it.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
Yeah, so I was like, oh, hey.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Connie, my neighbor who I grew up with growing up,
and now we are separating like we already knew that.
We already knew who Connie is. Like, as people who
have alread watched it, it's like watching a porn. We're like, look,
we're sisters. We can't do this to each other.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
You know, like like we're like, okay, man really pushing
this plot line?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
Yeah, just like reintroducing characters.

Speaker 1 (42:45):
And I'm probably gonna watch like the whole thing tonight.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I want I'm well, now I have to wait.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Till you want.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Do you want me to?

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Like?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
As I finished the third one, should I text Emma
like a spoiler about what happens in the third one?

Speaker 4 (42:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I should watch it. I should watch you with Pat,
Like all I FaceTime you and we'll just watch it
at the same time.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
Ha ha ha, You're right, Pat, that is funny about Hank.
That is a funny thing that Bobby said, Pat. And
then m will be like what he was always watching
King of the Hill with my friend Pat?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Who? What?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Who waits for me to watch the episodes?

Speaker 3 (43:17):
What isn't there a streaming service that lets you do,
is it Disney? I think I think Netflix used to
have remember Xbox Live, you spi able to do that
with like a movie.

Speaker 4 (43:26):
I think I speed you could used to be able
to just get on.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Like I bet I put I put The Hangover on
and I'd put like the DVD in and you could
just sit and watch whatever is on mine if you
joined my party.

Speaker 4 (43:35):
Yeah, I think Disney does that.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I don't even I'm not saying I would never do
it because I just randomly open, Oh got a poop?

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, but shout out to King of the hill Man.
King of the Hill is one of those shows. It's again,
it's a happy gilmore people that are judging it, like
I've seen a couple of people say it sucked. Most
of the reviews that I've seen from people are positive.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
I'm honestly surprised how many people did watch it growing up,
Like I've seen a lot of people it was always on. Yeah,
the people who I didn't think would even watch that, like, oh,
they're excited for it. Their watching it. They're posting about
it on like their stories and like, oh that's cool.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
It reminds me of like in my my freshman year,
I got kicked out of one dorm and when I
moved in with it was a random roommate and we
didn't hang out together, but we would go out and
do stuff and we'd come back at the same time,
and like we would always come back and like wait,
like I'd shower, then he'd get he'd shower after that,
and then we would just like lay in bed and
watch King of the Hill in the dorm, So all right,

(44:30):
would you want to watch? It was just Adult Swim.
It was Awkwartineugar Force and King of the Hill. That's
like I always just think of like college with that.
And we watched probably every episode ever because Adult Swim
just would run through them like one o'clock. That's three
o'clock in the morning. It was like that was all
it was. Yeah, it's just good. Like it makes you
want to watch the old ones now too.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh yeah, which I did. That's the one thing I
regret is I started a month ago and then started
watching something else and I never finished the original run through,
but you know, it give me an excuse to do
it now. After I binge all this and then I
keep watching the old ones. Yeah, and then I'll binge
watch this again. It's a cycle.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
It's good stuff. I love it so much. I'm so
happy that I came in the hill though. And the
only thing I've uh my wife said was funny was that, like,
the same lady plays Bobby and it's just like that
was funny when Bobby's a boy, but it's like now
he's a grown man and you just have a lady
playing his voice.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Like, I mean, he still sounds like Bobby, and I know,
but it's like you would think that he would like
of a deeper voice, but it's like, no, We're just
a cartoon that still has that Bobby.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
It doesn't really matter. It's a cartoon and.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
I just found out I can't do a Bobby and.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
Not really good. But yeah, that is a tough one.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
And that is a tough one, damn it, Bobby Bill,
get out here so I can beat your ass.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
All right. Next come back kid is roofs. Did you
guys see Donnie Walker around on the roof of the
White House yesterday?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
Just why? That was the thing that I kept seeing
on my on bolt the aisle. Everyone was just like,
why the fuck is he on the road?

Speaker 4 (46:01):
Like the pictures were hilarious.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
It was so good. It was exactly what an episode
of the Office was where Michael tries to jump off
the roof and was gonna jump off into a bounce house,
but they're like, you're gonna kill yourself.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Trying to kill yourself. All of the memes were just.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
Like Michael's standing there, Trumps standing like, yes, that's what
he's doing. Maybe he's just maybe wat You know what, Milannia, Millennia,
you think they led me in the roof tomorrow? Did
you get up like Michael?

Speaker 4 (46:28):
You be Dwight.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
The only thing that would have been funnier is if
you walked over to the snipers and was like, let
me hold.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
One, jd you ignorant slut.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
The best of uh meme I saw from it was
someone just put the from Monley Python the dude up
on the castle yelling.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
He was like answering questions from people.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
Yes, we're talking to Jana, Like, no.

Speaker 3 (46:52):
Matter how much you hate Trump, you have to at
least admit he's hilarious, right, Like that is objectively always
on purpose, right, Yeah, he probably thought he looked cool.
We've got a president that did a press conference on
the roof of the White House, not a press conference.

Speaker 1 (47:06):
He was just answering. He was shouting questions back. He's like,
why would you do that? He's kind of a wild card.
What I saw is that, like the reporters kind of
got tipped off because they were like, why the fuck
are there like eighty five snipers on the roof, And
so everybody kind of was just minor and like what's
up there? And then they just saw a group of
people walking around and they saw Trump and his red tie.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
Oh, and so they got close and they'd be.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Like mos surpresident, mister present, blop blah blah blah blah blah,
and they'd be like, yes, like in my mind, yes,
he was walking to like he was headed outside, and
all of a sudden he was like where does this
door go.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
They're like, oh, that goes to the roof. And he's like,
we can get to the roof.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
We can get the roof of.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
We're going to the roof right now. But sir, you
have to answer questions. Yellow, yell it up, yell it up.
I'll yell back down to him.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
It's fine. Do we have a megaphone?

Speaker 3 (47:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Why we just got it?

Speaker 3 (47:53):
That's probably it. He probably did it just to inconvenience
the reporters and make them mad.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
That'd be funny if just trolling, like was it Joe
who Jim Acosta is? Who he kicked out like his
first term. He's like, you're not load like a time
revoking your credential. He doesn't revoke your credential. You just
have to ask long questions. After this, it would be
going dastelane boys, and then he just goes upstairs.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
What is the long boys? Like the minor league of
the White House reporters.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
And then like take it.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
You can just avoid questions. But I can't hear you.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
You had to speak. I can't hear you. Little Jim.

Speaker 3 (48:27):
We call him that because his voice isn't loud enough.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I heard his voice, I said, very quiet, very quiet voice.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
I got up on here on the roof, and I said, wow,
what a roof.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
This is a great place.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
I saw this place. I said, wow. I don't know
if you know this, but you all look very little
from up here. Squish President to ant like, I get it.
He stokes fear in some people, and you're allowed to
feel however you want to feel about the president. But

(49:01):
that was funny, Like that wasn't mean it wasn't ill
spirited towards anybody. It wasn't like any anything that, like
like it's hard to be mean about that one where
you're like, come on, it's just let's all laugh, like
to take a laugh.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
I hate that, like he has angered so many like
old school establishment Republicans, like like I know Bush and
them don't like him, because god damn it. I would
love to watch a TV show of just Bush Trump
hanging out. That would be so funny. That would be wild.
Throw Obama in there too, just making fun of both

(49:34):
of them because he's smarter than both of them.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
They're not getting any of his jokes. Hey, dann it
can check out this paint.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Donald, I made you a painting. I would have done better.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
We're spinning. I've ever seen Donald.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Do you only paint by numbers?

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Michelle and I would like to hang that on the refrigerator.
Were jobs sport?

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Your wife's a man?

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Barack just ignores Trump the whole time.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
But can he not hear me? He's acting like you
can't hear me?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Did he say he was that? They were like, what
are you? Are you looking for something? Because like all
the I don't I saw like a couple of clips
were just like he's just pointing at ship, and it
was mostly it was exactly like you said.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
It was just like, what's that I threw up here?

Speaker 3 (50:20):
I can't find it.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
What's that? What's that? I bet that that's what he
looked like he was doing the whole time. But roofs
are back, But I personally think that he's he was.
Obviously he's a listener. Pastor gave me shout out to Donnie,
but he probably finally got around to listen to the
double decker roof episode.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
There has been a lot of talk about expansions of
the White House. While we were expanding the rusegarden adding
a ballroom. What if hit me out gets a little
warm and the summers cut back on those air conditioning
bills save some tax dat is two roofs. I think
those snipers work hard. They deserve a little shade.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Yeah, they could be on the on the second roof
or first roof. Yeah, the roof below the roof, second roof.
Feeling you really have a third roof. It's the double decker.
I have the o G roof, then you have the
roof on top of that roof. No, so they'd be
on they'd be on the regular roof. You're right, I yeah,
they're overtaking it. The White House could do triple deckers.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Though, Oh don't get crazy, man.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Let's not get crazy.

Speaker 1 (51:22):
Let's not get trade crazy.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
But if they added a second roof where they have
to like reprint all the money.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
Probably.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Just you know what, just here's a pin draw line.
You guys are good. Right, we're good.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
We're fine.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
We're fine. And he would love getting to change somebody,
you know who he should bet on this. Me No,
like it's actually on the back of it. We're not
gonna we already had a guy's face on the front,
me in the back of it.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
I can totally see.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Like the end of his term, he was like, all right,
we're finally making thousand dollars bills. I'm going on it.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
This Saskatchewan dollar, that's it's Canada. Put my face on it.
I think it's zaka juweah, yeah, wait, haven't putting my
face on it.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
It's good. Let me today.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
He's like, all right, we're gonna annex Canada. You have
to put me on loonies and tunis and.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Both of them.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
So see, joy, Canada have to change their money and
put the king on it.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Now, Joy bayhow would be like I could put you
on a looney al Right, you belong on a looney.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
I'll never use a looney again. Okay, Joy Ruff, you're
back though, Fuck yeah, m what else is back? Oh?
I just had I saw today whis all crazy enough
as is? It's been twenty years since Hannah Montana, or
next year will be twenty years. They're doing a Hannah

(52:49):
Montana reunion. I don't know. It was very cryptic. I
don't know if it's gonna be like a concert that
she does, singing all the old songs, if they're gonna
do like a Hannah Monter.

Speaker 1 (52:55):
In a series.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
But it had me thing with that in King of
the Hill. What other like if you could pick one
show from your childhood, had just even if it's just
like a reunion show or something like that. Because I've
always said I want the real they did that like
half assed one. I want a real friends read well,
I guess you can't now fuck channers doesn't work. I
just made myself sad because I forgot about.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
That doesn't work.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
I would say the ones that I want are happening
Scrubs and uh, Malcolm in the Middle.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Oh yeah, I see, we haven't hit the era where
they're just like, we don't have ideas anymore, let's just
reboot shit from twenty years ago.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
Well Superheroes did that, and they were just like, they
print money, let's just do this. Nostalgia wins every time.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
But like the Superhero movies, they were dexter like and
actually Marvel is doing it. They're like, I think we
talked about this last week. They're rebooting it, so they're
going to recast Captain America and everything. But they're doing
that now. It's not like when they did it twenty
years ago. They were rebooting like shitty ones had been
made in the eighties. But that was the first time
of them really doing the superhero movies. But like I

(53:57):
would if they came out with Rugrats again, I'd totally
watch the shit out of Dog. Doug would be amazing.
Now Dog would be really good.

Speaker 4 (54:05):
Maybe I don't know, don't care about a high school
kids life.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Fucking just start making more modern family again. We don't
watch had a good Run or or you know what
better than that? If we're gonna bring it back all
the way to the nineties, married with children.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
I don't know that flies now like south Park. South
Park is still going on.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
South Park is its own thing.

Speaker 4 (54:28):
Though always Sonny is still going on. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
I think all of them, like, yeah, I'm kind of
with Robert Parks and rec would be kind of cool
to to see.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
But then they did such a fast forward at the
end of that one, where like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Really what they had left, just an Andy and Ron show.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
This is see Andy came back really just like what happened.
Andy got jacked.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Somehow Ron is more Jack than him though when he
takes off his shirt or better yet, Andy gets fat again.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
That's a good question.

Speaker 4 (55:04):
King of the Hill would have been a good pick
if that had not already come back.

Speaker 3 (55:10):
There's not a lot left. Pretty soon, in like fifteen
years from now, they're like, oh, they're doing another reboot
of it. We're gonna be on third reboots in twenty years.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Family Guys still got new episodes?

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Yeah, yeah, how long do you have to wait before
we can reboot the Cleveland Show.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
We're doing a pretty good job. I feel like it's
just rebooting cartoons and TV shows. They got the Office,
not reboot, but like spin off thing is like next month.
I think, God, that's here already. We're old. We're getting there.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Thomas flying Man crazy how it does that?

Speaker 1 (55:44):
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Our first not cool comes to us from Kenya Valdez
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Speaker 4 (58:32):
Is blinding strobe headlights? I had a guy with them
behind me.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
On my way to work this morning, and it felt
like I was about to have a seizure from them.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I fucking hate them so much.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I'm I'm really starting to get self conscious about my headlights.
I think I have like kind of bright ones, but
they're not like the like Strobe ones. But now I
think some of them just come with those. Yeah, the
stro Strobe ones are bullshit regardless, Like that should not
be a thing.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
Ever, the jeep guy that drives around, he has the bar,
the light bar on top. I thought that was not allowed,
but he was driving with the RC lights and I
was like, hey, chill out, man, Like you're on the highway.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
This isn't like fucking a dirt road with no lights.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Like you, you're good, you don't need to have I
get having your front lights on, but like you don't
need to have the roof lights.

Speaker 4 (59:22):
Like that's just annoying that people.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Buying even that night. Those should never be on unless
you're off road. Yeah, I hate when they have those
stupid fucking lights on top of the blinding Strobe ones
are absolute bullshit. They should be outlawed. I don't understand
how they're not.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
I think some of them just come like factory said,
it's just like if you get at that right angle,
they like hit somebody's mirror and it's the worst.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Oh yeah, that makes more.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah that's what she meant, because like I don't have
high beams ever on or like that. But like when
I turn my lights on, it's like they're the LEDs,
but they're not like.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Not like blinding LEDs.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
And if you're like me, like I'm in a Corolla,
So if you're in a truck, it's just at that
level anyway. So if you have the barely level, then
you have bright I fucking hate bright lights. Someone. I
wish I could dim mine. I wish there was a
dimmer switch online, Like it wouldn't it be safe, but
it would make me happy. I'd still keep them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
At a good like i'd be able to see, but
just not blind people. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And also I refuse to learn how to turn mine off,
so they're on like in the daylight. Now they just
stay off.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
I don't Yeah, I don't like the car I lived there.
I had a car my my Danger Ranger or something.
You had to turn it on and turn it off,
and now it's just like it's always on. So I'm
used to that, but yeah, that does suck. D's and
p's and like that is one of those where you're like, oh, cool,
I'm just gonna be in front of this guy forever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:44):
And then they never passed you. They never pass you.
Even if you try and get over, let them pass
you so you're don't have to do that. Then they
never pass you.

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I don't understand.

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It's a good night cool, can you?

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The next one is from a cruise Garcia at my
name Craig eight on X and Craigs or cruise as
He's not cool?

Speaker 4 (01:01:02):
Oh, very similar not cool that I've had. He said
he's not cool?

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Is that his draw?

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
My dryer went out over the weekend and I was
told that I should buy a gas dryer, So he
ordered a gas dryer for the next day delivery and
it got delayed, so I canceled the order and went
and bought an electric dryer in person, got home to
set it all up and realized that I had forgot
to buy the cord for it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
That sucks.

Speaker 3 (01:01:24):
Also, I did not know gas dryers were a thing.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
Did I like a generator?

Speaker 4 (01:01:28):
How does a cord not come with the dryer?

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
That's also another thing that's bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
That's like, how does my charger not come with my phone?

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Maybe if he bought it like second hand or something,
or like bought it off Facebook marketplace something like that,
and then the guy was like, listen, I don't have
a cord for it. It was whatever, I'll go get
on and then just forgot. But yeah, it should always
come with the cord. That sucks a whole lot. Also,
I want to know about gas.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Dryers, I said, gas dryer? What kind of gas?

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Like a lawnmower? Like I have to pull the cord
till I get it going?

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
Because I would actually natural gas or liquid propane.

Speaker 3 (01:02:02):
I mean, I know it wasn't gasoline.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Well I didn't. I mean I thought that didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I know. I wanted, like, I still want the I like,
I understand that it's natural gas, I still want the
pole cord on it. Yeah, just because it seems fun.
You're having a like fucking kickstart your dryer.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
Yeah, I don't know, it just seems seems weird.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
But also I don't think I've ever seen a gas
hookup in the laundry room, So this is all weird
wild show too.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
That would also be weird doing like the kitchen.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Is there a gas leak? Oh no, I just did laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
What No? That does suck? Dude, The like not having
the one thing, like all right, ready to go, and
then you're probably looking all over like okay, it's got
to be somewhere with all the fuck you have to
go back and by it like you're ready to get
the job done, and then you gotta go do one
more chore before you get the job done.

Speaker 4 (01:02:52):
That's a really good not cool.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Especially because if it was me, it would be oh, now,
I'm not going to have this for probably another couple
of days. Yeah, because not going to do it now
and knowing me, I won't do it the next day either,
Like my I'll buy new clothes before I fucking buy
this new cord.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
My driver was out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
That was my not cool last week. And then I
had a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
I was able to get a guy that the earliest
could give his Monday to come out, and I was like, tight,
he'll get it fixed Monday.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
And then he came out Monday. I was like, yep,
it's this and this. I was like exactly what I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
It was nailed that nailed that diagnosian or diagnosis, diagnosis, diagnosis,
because I was like, it's probably the it's the heating
element and the fuse right there, and he was like, yep,
it's both both of them are out.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
And I was like it's a thought.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Yeah, handyman over here, can you fix it for me?

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
No, you move it, and he's like, well, I can't
move it by myself. I heard my rib.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
He like broke a rib a couple of weeks ago,
and I was like, they sent you to They sent
you to do this is well also to have the part.
So he had to order the part and then he
came back today and so like while I was doing
podcast prep, he was just doing that and I was like, well,
I hey, man, like I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:01):
That sucks that you hurt your rib, but.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
Like not my problem. Fix it. And I thought I
thought he was gonna like use that as why you
couldn't do it, like I had to get somebody else,
but it was like, no, I could do it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
I just got to get the parts. So you got
the parts, which was tight. But yeah, now I got
my dryer back too.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
Which is sick.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
So in the meantime, did you just not do laundry?

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
I I mean I had I had enough stuff to
get through, like like it was like a week and
a half's worth of clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Yeah, that's what you said last week that you hadn't
done laundry yet, So I was wondering if you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Just did so. But I have like workout closed like
dry fit stuff, I don't. You don't have to dry,
so you can just like like throw that stuff like
under armour shirts and things like that. I can throw
those in the the washer and then just dry, like
yeah dry, and you could really do it's just about anything.
But there was a couple of like like I did
that with like boxers and stuff. I was like, we're
just gonna set these on chairs and just kind of

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let them air drive for a day or so, okay, gotcha,
Which is like, it's not it's a first world problem.
It's not the worst thing in the world. People use
clothes lines forever.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
But I have a dry if someone used all right, Also,
that's that's one of those jobs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
AI is not going to replace people people's stuff, like
that's always gonna fuck up.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Oh yeah, trade schools, man, they're gonna be the new colleges.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Inten not diagnose it now. So like's go and how
to like I know how to fix it, it didn't want.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
To fix Like that's what needs to happen, Like Texas
State needs to add like a ac repair school and plumbing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
It's just like a regular trade school.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Just folding trade schools into colleges, so there's still a
reason for colleges. But then like they can also just
like charge you in arm and a leg yeah, and
then put you in like generational debt.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
But you get to learn.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
About plumbing, wallsea and girls and bikinis.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
At the pool.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
But I could just go to the trade school.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Yeah, but like what if we told did the trade
school was like sixty times least expensive, but like we
didn't have this cool pool with these girls.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
It's like, yeah, I want a party for four years,
but also have a skill at the end of it,
which is not something that happened in my real college experience.

Speaker 1 (01:05:53):
Are you gonna be able to pay six hundred dollars
a month for the next seventy five years? Yeah, I
mean I guess they will.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Yeah, I will be You will be able to pay
that because you'll be making bank as a fucking electrician
or a plumber or.

Speaker 1 (01:06:07):
You could just learn HVAC and then go right to work.
But titties, though, dude, right right, the old age old question,
Mine of your titties, Mine your titties.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Your money goes towards titties, Yeah, in one way or another.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Tales old's time. I kind of was talking about my driver,
but I'll just keep going with mine. My nuckle's baseball.
Baseballs kind of just dumb.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
I really like, let's not get at the specifics or anything. Baseball.
It's a stupid sport and really it's football season.

Speaker 3 (01:06:37):
This has been a real tough week for the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
I wasn't talking about anybody in particular. I wasn't talking
about anybody specifically at all. Definitely not like that piece
of shit Aaron Boone or Devin Williams.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Or who's your piece of ship right fielder that can't
field the ball, or you're a catcher that goes out
to field a little little dribbler and then the guy
just runs right by him for the winning run.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
Or like they're like they're they're millionaires, they don't know
how to run a fucking base They don't know what like,
like the first thing you learn a little league baseball
is how to run the bases, and they're just like
a get picked off just standing at first base. I'm
just gonna stand at first base. I'm not mad though.
The amount of error I'm over it's ridiculous. Or like, hey,
what if?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
What if?

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
What if we needed to overhauler a bullpen and then
we did that and then we were up seven to
one of the motherfucking Marlins. Hey we got this locked up.
Let's bring out Carlos Rodin throwing the new bullpen. Fucking
let these guys shine. Nine runs, nine runs voice. I
just stopped watching. I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:07:37):
I'm done with them.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
It helps that it's impossible to watch a Rangers game, Yeah,
it helps, But like when they just go down now,
I just turn it off, like I'll leave it on
the first inning, and it's like, aha, wan, nothing off.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
We're not doing this, not doing this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
At least at least you knew before the year.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
You I tell, I tell you what will happen every time?

Speaker 3 (01:07:57):
Well, no, we agreed, we knew, but normally Yankees fans
won't accepted. You accepted it before the year.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
As long as Aaron Boone's there, As long as Aaron
Boone is there By the way, who is the longest
tenured manager in Major League Baseball right now? Is it
Aaron Boone? Not him?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Okay, let me think about this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Then he's third.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
I'm assuming you mean with the same team, not just
consecutive coaching. Yes, okay, so I was gonna say Tito
would be up there. Francona. I call him Tito. We're friends.
I don't think Dave roberts has beat him in LA.
I'm trying to think of Bruce Bochi hasn't been in
Texas for that long.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
I don't know. I'm not gonna be able to get this. No, No,
you're not. Who is it?

Speaker 4 (01:08:41):
Hold on, I'm trying to see what roberts was.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
There, probably like the Royals coach or something. We just
don't know anything about it.

Speaker 1 (01:08:47):
Cash. It's kept in cash from the Rays is the
longest tenure that makes sense? Twenty fourteen Dodgers guy got
there twenty fifteen. Boone is twenty six team twenty seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
The wait, So Dave roberts was second, Robertson's second. Damn,
I'm actually proud of myself. I didn't believe myself, but
I'm proud of myself. Yeah, that sucks, buddy. I'm sorry,
and I'm not really sorry, but I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:09:14):
Do you know who the manager of the Arizona Diamondbacks is?
He's like top five, no, been there since twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
When you say the name, I'll recognize Cory Lavulo.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Did not know that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Nope, I've heard that name. I had forgotten about it. Yeah,
because he's the fucking Diamondbacks manager.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Who is the manager of the Miami Marlans No idea,
Clayton McCullough. Never heard that name before.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Like, that's one of those things where if you had
asked me these questions when I was sixteen, I probably
couldn't named you ninety percent of the managers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I don't have the.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
One brain capacity or two will to learn every manager's
name in MLB anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Yeah, I mean I know my team's managers.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Yeah, I know a couple of the major teams, my teams,
and then we'll a couple others sprinkled in there.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Brother as you know, you guys, that's all it really matters.
But yeah, there's a fun fact that I was wrong
on today. I looked, Oh, Kevin Cash, fuck the ras,
just don't move anybody. Great name.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Also but I mean, and also, the race are just
a well run organization. They understand they're a small market,
so they sell off most of the time. But then
once they accumulate all their shit, they make a run
at the World Series like twice a decade yep, or
at least you know, I have a shot in it,
but they get frisky.

Speaker 1 (01:10:33):
But baseball's kind of stupid. It's fine though, because football
is back and we don't really have to worry about baseball.
But yeah, Baseball's not cool. It's just dumb sport and
I don't even care about it anymore. What do you guys,
who wants to do next? I?

Speaker 3 (01:10:45):
Uh, my friends yelled at me yesterday because I was
bad at a video game. So there's a new one out.
It's called Ready or Not. You basically played like you're
a swat team and you go and have to clear
houses and shit. But the game gives you absolutely zero
like information. You just drop into a level and then
you just have to like find a building and like
go in and start going with But it doesn't tell you,

(01:11:06):
like your objective in this one is to clear hostages.
The these terrorists are taking it like that doesn't give
you any story with it. So like when we drop in,
I'm like, guys just seeing because they don't been playing
it for like a week, Like you don't know what
to do, And yeah, I would just sit guys. I
don't know what's going on everybody. So like the first
one I played, this wasn't where I got to ye.
This was the other day. I was able to get

(01:11:26):
one game in and we're just walking around the house
and my buddy he's got a newborn kid, so he's
not really talking as much, so like I'm not getting
any information. And then but it's a team of three,
we had another random who's not speaking either, and I
see this dude getting like cuffed. It was one of
the terrorists, and I was like, I kind of want
to shoot him in the head. And I didn't hear
anyone say no, don't do that, so I go aha,

(01:11:47):
damn and executed the dude. And my Moody's like, cool,
that's gonna drop our score. I was like, nobody told me.
Nobody told me there's even a score at the end
of these levels.

Speaker 4 (01:11:54):
You'll be able to see a score if there was
a score too.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
So then we're playing yesterday and I'm like guys, I
don't really know what's going on. Nobody communicating well, and
I'm bringing up the rear. I'm like, I haven't seen anyone.
And my buddy's like, fine, fuck it, you take a point.
I was like, okay, so I'm walking point and then
all of a sudden, they all just start yelling at me.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
You go too far ahead. I'm like, you told me
to take a point. I'm just walking forward. Like yeah,
but you walked in the room without saying anything. I
was like, I cleared the room. I walked in and
I was looking at the site lines and nobody's in here.
They walked down a different hallway. One of them got
shot killed. I was like, guy, I don't know you're
yelling at me. I didn't do anything wrong. So then
I started going, guys, I'm moving two feet forward. Okay,
I'm taking two more steps forward, you know what, Guys.

(01:12:33):
I looked left and then I looked right, and they're like,
you stop doing that. I was like, you guys started this.

Speaker 4 (01:12:37):
Petty Pat is the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Oh, Petty Pat is a bitch to play video games with.
I was playing I've played video games with Petty Pat before,
like not you weren't mad at Maybe it as your
friends that you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:12:48):
I'm sure the same guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
And they were just like, oh, okay, guys, we'll just
do this. Then I'll just do this. And then he
just shuts down and it's it's very difficult. And then
also's talking petty pat questions.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
When he's a kind of drunk. And I was a
little drunk yesterday. So the combination of not knowing what
was going on in the video game and also not
really knowing what was going on because I was drunk, yeah,
not able to really process information. It wasn't a great
and they get ye, they yelled at me, and I
did not like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
I'm a very simple man, like I've gotten down fortnight.
I don't really have to learn too much stuff. It's
a children's game, so I can't get that mad if
I lose at it. But then like when somebody like
if somebody were like, Alex, let's play this new again,
Like Nope, don't want to own rules. Yeah, jump a
different way, you get to aim, a different way of
not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Why can't I sprint? There's no sprinting in this game?

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
But what Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:13:38):
How was I supposed to know that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
It's not very tactical of the SWAT team.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yeah, how was I going to know that?

Speaker 3 (01:13:43):
I was like, why are you moving faster than me
if we can't run. They're like, well, you're wearing a
heavier armor. I was like, how do I switch my armor?
How was I didn't know a wade? I'm like, how
do I put on a shotgun? They're like, okay, click
on the weapon. IM like I clicked on it, like okay,
you see all the weapons underneath it. I'm like, no,
it just highlighted the weapons. Like, well, you have to
click on an again. I'm like, you didn't say click
on it twice. You said click on the weapon.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
It's basically just like the video game equivalent of somebody
trying to explain like a card game that you don't
give a shit about. I don't, okay, and then if
there's a four comes up, now you won't believe what
I was doing.

Speaker 4 (01:14:13):
A four comes up, then anybody's god, dude, this.

Speaker 1 (01:14:16):
I don't want to play this game at all.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
It is lots of fun, though we want to do
the same thing we do every night.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
A lot of the levels are like darker at night,
so it's hard to see.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Shit.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
I'm like, guys, if you're gonna play with me, we
gotta do some daytime missions because if I can't see,
I'm gonna start bitching. I'm gonna be a little bitch abound.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
Just change there, like just change the settings on your
on your game, like change the speed for your mouth
to this or this to this. I'm like, I don't
know how to do that, and I'm not going to
do that. So just we're gonna deal with what we got.

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
I just remember the first one we loaded into. It
was daytime, and we loaded in and I literally take
four steps forward and I hear bullets flying by me
and I get shot. I think my friends are fucking
with me because I literally loaded in and took four
steps forward. So I turned around and started shooting one
of them, Like what the hell you killed me? I'm like,

(01:15:05):
you shot me first. No, that was the enemy. I'm like,
the enemy loads in four seconds into the fucking thing,
like we loaded in where they can see us, like
the sightlines on you. I was like, I was behind
a van. I didn't think like I thought it was you,
and they got all mad at me for that. I'm
like this just isn't gonna go well tonight. That's how
it started. That was before even the whole I'm point
man getting yelled at it. They they they were not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
Happy with me. Yeah, that was pretty fun. Oh hey,
breaking news. The New York Yankees are the hottest team
in New York right now. They won one in a row, yep,
and the Mets just lost. So okay, how many in
a row have the New York Liberty one? I think they.

Speaker 4 (01:15:47):
They snapped the losing streak. I can't remember they snapped
a losing streak.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
You're just saying that the Yankees might not be the hottest.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
At least the hottest baseball team in New York.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
What about New York?

Speaker 3 (01:15:57):
Okay, well, at least they got the New York Red
Bull Giants about to be the honest David New York
Just wait.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
Fucking wait, dude, fucking preseason champion. You see you see
Russell Wilson. You see Russell Wilson at was it wasn't
Russell Mane.

Speaker 4 (01:16:10):
Or whatever the ww No.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Actually, the only Giant that I've seen was Jameis Winston
dancing during practice.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
He's teaching Jackson Dart how to do the thriller dance.

Speaker 1 (01:16:17):
It was so good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
He's electric, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
I love James Jackson Man. You guys have him Jack
Dart throwing dimes.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Jamis Winston should be starting somewhere in anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:16:26):
They don't say dimes anymore. Son darts, Darren darts, dude,
Jack start fucking so good. It would be so good,
so good. No way, this doesn't work out, No way,
all right, Well, which you're not cool. Did you guys
experience any of the wind that happened on Monday? It

(01:16:49):
got really windy for like, I don't know, five ten
minutes on Monday. It was it raining for a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:16:56):
No, I think I was in bed until I went
to work.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
Yeah, this was around maybe noon or so on Monday,
where it's got really windy. So the past couple of
weeks i've trash pick up for me is on Monday,
and you guys know the summer, it's been really raining
a lot, and I would keep leaving the trash can
after it was picked up, and they would leave it
with like the lid open, so it would rain and

(01:17:20):
the trash can just get really wet inside it. We're
just collected there. So I had to get it and
dump it out. But this time I got a severe
weather alert warning on my phone. So okay, I got this.
I got some alert on my phone. I'm gonna go
right now to bring the can in. As I'm walking
to it, it's really witty, to the point where I

(01:17:42):
feel like I'm in like a movie or TV show.
I had to do this, and like I'm like up, yeah, yeah,
uh huh. And I get to the can, I'm about
to grab it and a gust of wind comes up.
The can blows into me. I don't I have had
a bruise on my elbow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Yeah, you know, will boom boom, Yeah, I got a
bruise on my elbow.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
It's scraped me.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Now I'm bruised there and it hit me, and then
the cans blew into the street, so I had a
like hurry and run because there were cars coming. I
thought they're gonna hit it. They're gonna hit the cans
or something gonna something bad's gonna happen. I was stressing
out and running to try to get the cans in
the middle of the street because it got so windy

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so quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
And then there's no way. You like, look cool chasing after.
Like if you drop a receipt and you're trying to
pick it up outside of a store, like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
Make the same noise little kids make when you take
away their eye patches.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
Ah, that's a.

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
Really good cool. I gotta tackle by my trash can
and then Abby over.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Here, shower out, get trash, all o trash juice. You said,
were they not picking up your trash?

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
They weren't picking the recycling. They they recycling for like
two or three weeks, but they got it back the guy.
Now they got it now.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
So recycling was also this Monday. It's still out there.
So now it's Wednesday's still out there. So we'll see
when it gets picked up again.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
It's still in the trash.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
You can then it goes away.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
I'm not gonna lie.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
I did a bunch of trash for recycling the other day.
I filled up the recycling bag and then I'll still collecting.
There's some cans, cup of cans running the trash.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
Yeah, a couple.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I recycled most of it.

Speaker 5 (01:19:30):
We actually had my two recycling cans because I think
this was during the detra or barrel. One of them
blew into our lawn and no one ever getting picked up.
So I'm like it's hours now.

Speaker 1 (01:19:42):
Yeah, so that's how that works.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
And both of them are full, so they're both out there.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
That's what you get for caring about the environment.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Exactly, I guess so exactly so that the lora axe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
What you gotta say now, dude, that guy shoul get
a job as a recycling man. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
So that's yelling about trees. We get it. You plant
a lot of trees.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
Bro. Oh, you're not actually doing anything, You're just yelling
at people about it. M real activist of you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
My daughter has this thing that like reads the kids
books tour and I just want to start like rantic about, like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Irrashally get mad about like they can, Like, what the
fuck is this cat's problem? Dude, this cat shows up
no rector's comment. Let's not say like he's a fucking
adult cat, Like is this not perverted or whatever? Like
you're not a babysitter. The mom didn't ask you come over.
Now you're just fucking causing havoc. You're wreaking havoc in it.
It is fucking weird. We should start asking questions about you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
Probably fuck that cat up. Like, Hey, maybe maybe Sam
I am doesn't want to eat green eggs sham, all right,
maybe doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Yeah, green eggs probably spoiled.

Speaker 1 (01:20:49):
Maybe gonna like, why would I want to eat him
with a fox? Because fox might eat me. Fox seems
like he's probably gona want the eggs too, want a fox?
But like in a box? Yeah, absolutely not. I would
rather eat a really green eggs or ham anywhere else
but a box I will not.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
I don't know fit in boxes. So you're right on
a train.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
I have no reason to go on a train.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
I like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:07):
I like being right where I am right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:08):
I'm gonna quit trying to fucking convince me to your
green eggs and ham.

Speaker 3 (01:21:10):
Okay, I do kind of want to take a boys
train trip sometime though.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
What did you do? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
We get brought a keg onto a train and it
took us twelve hours to get.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
To New Where did you go just to the end
of the tracks and came back.

Speaker 3 (01:21:21):
I've only looked at the ones that go to New Orleans.
I don't know where else I can take a train.
You take trades lots of places.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
I can hobo hop anature party. What are we doing?

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
You just bring your friends to a train track. All right,
get ready and jump on. What's the cost? Don't worry
about it? No, just tell me no we're hopping. We
might get arrested. All right, Let's move on to our
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the subjects an question. Kept answer any questions.

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
All right, Our first question is from Christian Cheetaha, Christian
you and Christian says, is the equator Earth's best circle?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
How strict are we gonna be about circles? Like could
an oval be a circle?

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Or is that an oval? And it doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
That's circular because I was gonna say, Talladega, that's not
the greatest or best at all colisseum, it's withering away. Yeah,
but it's a stonehenge Stonehenge was actually the first one
I thought of, But I was like, if I can
take Talladega, take Talladega a Stonehenge because it's in America.

(01:24:03):
I think the world's greatest circle probably Stonehenge. We still
haven't figured that, bitch out disagree.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
The world's greatest circle is like donuts, pizza oniony yeah pie. Oh.
I wasn't thinking food, Like there's a like the equator
is cool, Like, I mean, ty, you cut the world
in half, but not cut the world in half?

Speaker 3 (01:24:24):
Yeah, I mean if if we're including foods in the
world's greatest circle, is pizza.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Pizza pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:24:29):
I did say pizza donuts had to be the greatest circle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
What if it's not food. It's basically at that point,
what's the world's greatest arena? Because they're all kind of circular,
at least.

Speaker 4 (01:24:44):
Not all of them.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Not all baseball stadiums don't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Yeah, baseballs aren't because they're too too jagged.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
I was really just focusing on food, yeah, because we
didn't say, like a baseball.

Speaker 1 (01:25:02):
It's definitely not the world's best.

Speaker 4 (01:25:04):
But like, if we're not saying.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Food, baseball's pretty fucking good answer. Though it's a good answer.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I'm gonna stick with stoneheans. I think you know if
we're not doing food, but with food, it's it's a
fucking pizza. Yeah, it's the most universally loved food.

Speaker 1 (01:25:17):
The food.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
Yeah, so pizza. Fuck the equator. Dude, have you ever
been there? Hot of shit?

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Yeah, I've never even been close. I've very hot today.
I give what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
What do you do? What do you do? Just get hot?

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
Also having a couple days in a row that were
kind of cool, and then today by like nine thirty
it was ninety six degree.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
That sucked. Yeah, with that, so we're gonna go with pizza. Pizza, pizza,
all right. Yeah, it's definitely pizza. Pizza rocks. Everybody likes pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
Boxing ring is a squared circle.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
How do you not like pizza? Hell, you're crazy if
you don't like pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
Yeah, I mean if you don't like then fuck you.
You're just trying to be a contrarian. You can be like, oh,
I don't really cheese. You can get pizza without cheese.
It's delicious. I don't look mirror and air sauce, don't
put it on.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Yeah, you can do whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (01:26:05):
Some pesto.

Speaker 4 (01:26:06):
That's the beauty of it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
So fucking hungry right now, God damn it. Stop talking
about food, all right? Nice question is from Matt Martinez
questions about food. I'm gonna fucking lose.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
It Matt's or No, this is we're gonna do Matt's question.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Then we're gonna do Mikey's question. I skipped Mikey my bed.
We'll go to Mikey next. Matt says, why would you
ever fight fire with fire?

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Well, actually, if you throw enough fire at fire, technically
it would burn all the oxygen would run out because
and then it would extinguish itself.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Okay, so that could work right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
There, Maybe that's the scientific way to do it.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Now, in order for that to happen in an outside
environment not enclosed, that would mean you literally burned up
all the oxygen and atmosphere and then we'd all be dead.

Speaker 1 (01:26:53):
But it would work true.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Also every video game I've ever played, like, do you
want to use stealth head on the tacks? I don't
care how strong you are, I'm going to fight your
fire with fire.

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
I was just gonna say, when you would you would
fight fire with fire if you ran out of water
and fire is the only option because you're like, fuck,
I don't have any water. I do have this fire.
It's in front of me. I have to fight you
with your own weapon. My fire can push back your fire, maybe,
like if you can convince the fire to like fight it,
like I don't, Like I've always wanted that with the wildfires. Hey,
that wildfire is talking shit about you, and it's like fuck,

(01:27:28):
you know, and then it goes and fights the fire
and it goes away.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Also, if you had a wildfire, you take some flame
throwers and burn area around outside of it to create
like a barrier burn you can't get to the next
like trees and shit to blow up. That would technically
be being fighting fighting fire with fire, So that would work.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
That's actually good.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Yeah, so there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:27:50):
There's a couple ways right there it stops spread.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Also, technically lightsaber, isn't that just fire?

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
No, it doesn't count.

Speaker 1 (01:27:56):
It's a laser.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Yeah, but like it's really hot, so that's kind of fire.

Speaker 1 (01:28:00):
It's fire adjacent. Very lazy, I get, I get. I
like the outside of the box thinking, but think we
have to be scientific on this. Okay, this is a
very scientific podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
I mean, what are lightsabers if not science.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
If you just heard our equator question, it's obviously very
scientific podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
We're all about science here a big stem podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
All right, Mikey p u At, It's just Mikey p
on X says, would the worst time to have a
heart attack be during a game of Charadesh?

Speaker 3 (01:28:34):
No, it'd be a very bad time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
It'd be driving, Like then then like you're like, oh, no,
I'm driving and I'm having Like that seems bad operating,
like operating a motor vehicle.

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Trades could be worse though, because like, yeah, you might
like crash, but everyone would be alerted to you and
somebody would probably pull over and run over you real quick.
Charades they could be fifteen minutes later and they're like
everyone's like, got dude, the bit is over, Like it's
even stop and you're just dying on the ground and
nobody's saying anything.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Trades wouldn't be an ideal situation. But I feel like
if you like had a heart attack behind the wheel, that's.

Speaker 3 (01:29:12):
Would be very because then you just drown. Yeah, you
have your heart attack and drown at the same time.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
That would suck.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
I had juggling knives bad time. That'd be a really
bad time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Uh oh, when you really have to poop and you're
in line at a stadium, because then you're just gonna
poop on yourself too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:28):
Yeah, and that from Parks and Wrack, you might fart
fart attack, fart attack. Jerry had a fart attack, or
Gary or Larry, one of them. Raids is a good
fucking answer, though.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
Trades is a good one. I was just guessing, like
operating a.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Vehicle, I mean, anytime you're solo, because then you can
also take other people camping, that'd be a bad time.
You're fuck, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
If you're like, uh, free climbing, or you don't have
the rope, that would be a bad time.

Speaker 3 (01:30:06):
You're adopting a dog that's skittish because maybe it had
been abused or something in the past, and like don't
make any sudden movements and you reach down to them
stiff and you have a heart attack and then you
scare the dog and it bites you. Yeah, Or to
take a dog that's like specifically trained to hate heart attacks,
which would be a crazy way to trade a dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
But that would also be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
When you're stuck in a room with somebody that you
don't like talking to you and they have you a
heart you have a heart attack, So then they're the
ones like I'll stay with them the whole time.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
And you're like, ah, when you just cut your finger
really bad, but like you're also you trip over, you're
buy a shark tank and it happens you trip into
the shark tank.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
That would be a bad.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
Time when you're fat and you're bending over to like
ti your shoes, so like you're already kind of out
of breath, and then you have to be like, did
I just give myself a heart attack from being fat
and not like the normal way of like trying to
tie my shoes so fat time my shoes gave me
a heart attack?

Speaker 1 (01:30:58):
That would be a bad one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
Where's that place in Vegas? The heart Attack Grille?

Speaker 1 (01:31:02):
And it's like if you fit through, like you get
charged based on like if you can fit through let
the little like gap and it's like the skinny people
get charged more than the fat people get charged, or
like some.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
People out there are probably like sex no, because then
at least it gives a confidence boost to the other person,
Like I fucked a heart attack into it.

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
I fucking to death. Maybe not death.

Speaker 3 (01:31:23):
They probably got him help. But then also you can't
fuck that person for a little while. So then the
just no sex if it's your significant other because they
just had a heart attack, they can't have.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Sex for a while. True, babe, you get me going, but.

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
You'd be like, I put it down on you. Didn't
they what you did?

Speaker 4 (01:31:39):
See that thing you did?

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
She's like, I got the beds, pussy gave him a
heart attack.

Speaker 4 (01:31:48):
I don't know, Robert will take a p What did
you say? No, I like driving. I think that's that's
a good one, but I definitely wouldn't wanted to have
been drive.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
The most dangerous. I don't know if it's the worst, though, worst.

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Could be most dangerous.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
One's going to help you if you saw if you
saw a car swerve off the road, but you're not
going to stop.

Speaker 4 (01:32:08):
What if you also have people in the car with
you and you're just like, oh no, no, they're hurt too.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
But in my defense, I'm probably not stopping because I
probably have to poop.

Speaker 4 (01:32:15):
But what I'm saying, I think most people have that
mindset they're not going to stop.

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
I didn't see it.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
Yeah, I think what's I forgot what it's called where
someone people have the mentality of like, oh, someone will
go to Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I'm not qualified to do that. Somebody else will a nurser, doctors.

Speaker 3 (01:32:30):
But also, I mean in some places that's not so good.
On a major Texas or Houston highway, the chances are
eventually you're gonna one of the people in the many
cars around you is a good person. So you have
a higher still a high percentage of somebody stopping. You're
on a rural road, you're in trouble. Yeah, yeah, great question.
Mike tubing down the river, that would suck to there's

(01:32:51):
a lot of people there. Yeah, but just ruins floating
down the river. Yeah, you were riding on the back
of an alligator. That'd be a bad place to have
one fixing somebody's dryer because then they're like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:07):
Oh, can you finish real quick?

Speaker 4 (01:33:08):
Well, like can you just do the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
Getting some of the tattoo? That would be bad, Like,
ah shit, I would say driving still beats that, all right,
All right, great questions, guys. Next one is from Quentin
Hughes at Q the Ace on X. He's had some
fire power, rank he's for us to do and this
is a really good one, Quinton says, power rank breakfast

(01:33:34):
sandwich buns. I like that it's specific, a little outside
the box, but very specific. So these are specifically with
like only as a bun, not what they are as
as just their own food, but like how it would
work as a bun. He gives us a biscuit, bagel, croissant,
English muffin and mcgriddle bun. Robert, you go first.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
This one is actually a little tough for me.

Speaker 1 (01:34:00):
It's tough over me as well. Yeah, have you ever
had a mcgriddle one before?

Speaker 4 (01:34:03):
I believe, yes, I believe you know what it is.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Yes, I don't think I've ever had an English muffin though, Okay,
but yeah, mcgriddle bun is basically just like a pancake
with Yeah, number five, I'm gonna go English muffin.

Speaker 4 (01:34:16):
I think maybe I have it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:18):
There's a kind of drying the English and war man. Yeah,
number five English muff and number four mcgriddle. I don't
want that because aren't they like a little sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Yeah, there's like syrup podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:34:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't like that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:31):
You gotta be in the mood for it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Yes, Okay, I can see that number three.

Speaker 1 (01:34:34):
I'm gonna go.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
This is the one I have the most. But I'm
gonna go number three bagel, Number two biscuit, and number
one croissant. You go bagel as a bun more than
that's the one I do the most. Really yeah, okay, oh,
because I make them at home. You did biscuit too,
You said biscuit too. I don't hate your rankings. I
hate your rank kind of like inkings a lot. I'll

(01:35:01):
go next again.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
This is hard to pick because I absolutely they're all good,
but I mean English muffin bottom barrel, bottom of the barrel. Yeah,
not a bad barrel to be the bottom of. But
of all of these in English muffins, others are just better.
Like if I've had to get rid of one forever,
it's the English muffin. Yeah, so we get like English
muff of five four. This is probably uncommon, but I'm

(01:35:23):
gonna go croissant at four. I just feel like I
think croissant sandwich is one of the knicks. Place to
the bar. I go to watch soccer at shout Out
west Ham, they do the croissant breakfast sandwich. It fucking rocks.
You get eggs, a little sausage, patty on it, some
bacon on it. Rocks.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
I get them from the corner store all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:35:42):
Delicious, but like if you get egg on it and
stuff like, the croissant doesn't do a great job containing
any like runny egg. So that's my one beef with it.
It's delicious, Croissant's rock great, great for a bun, but
I would go for four four foot bagel is three.
It's a better coverage than croissant. But it's also like
if you don't get the like if if you have

(01:36:04):
a true bagel with like the hole in the coverage
is not great. So you got to just basically stack
two bagels together and just not have anthy in the middle.
Two is biscuit biscuit should like I almost had it
at one mess off like a biscuit was made to
be a breakfast sandwich butt.

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
Or be covered in great like whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:36:26):
Yeah whatever, it's made to be covered yeah too, But
to me, it feels like a.

Speaker 4 (01:36:30):
Biscuit was made to be like cut in half and
then put something in between it and then used as
a button.

Speaker 3 (01:36:35):
It's American ingenuity.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
It was just like, we're what are we gonna do
with this? Put stuff in. It is probably what we're
gonna do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:40):
What we can eat it shoved cheese, bacon, and eggs
in the middle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
Of this thing.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Yeah, yes, let's do that. Let's do that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
Biscuits by itself not always the best. You should you
hush up a biscuit. Rocks you put a sausage in
a biscuit rocks. Biscuits are two. One is mcgriddle, just
because I get why people don't like mcgriddles. I like
it one of my food touches. I like it, you know.
I like having the You put the pancake down, you
get the pancakes, A little bit of the syrup drips
under your bacon, gets into your eggs a little bit.

(01:37:08):
I like it all mixing together, having that breakfast he taste.
That's exactly what the mcgriddle bun does.

Speaker 4 (01:37:12):
But I don't want to choose the amount of like
syrup that it gets added. It's never I always feel
like it's never too much. Though I've never had one, I.

Speaker 3 (01:37:19):
Do feel like they've nailed it.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
The syrup. Yeah griddle. I've probably had twenty to twenty
to thirty mcgriddle's in my life. It's not always the
number one thing I order than that. I don't really
eat McDonald's a lot, but every time i've had a
mcgriddle's great, it's like, fuck, yeah, it's never been I've
never like, God damn it, there's too much syrup in here. Yeah,

(01:37:44):
it with perfectly, it doesn't, and they figured out how
to make it not just like drenched. I think because
if you if you get it too much, too much syrup,
you're gonna have sticky fingers. So yeah, I go mcgriddle, biscuit, bagel, croissant, English.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
Muffin, all right, English and five.

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
It's just it, honestly rankings. As long as everybody had five,
I don't care wherever you put everything else. Yeah, the
reasons could all be justifiable. English muffin if anybody had
English muffin not at five, insanity, four and three.

Speaker 3 (01:38:13):
Originally I was gonna switch, but I'm gonna put I'll
put Croissan at four. I love it. We're splitting hairs
at this point too. I got the mcgriddle at three.
It's one of those ones where like I almost had
it four. I'm like it deserves more respect. It probably
should still even be higher than it is because it's
so perfect. But like I'm just I want to put
more respect on the other ones. I got biscuit two.

(01:38:34):
It is a great one.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
Number one.

Speaker 3 (01:38:36):
The bagel the best breakfast sandwiches I've ever had in
my life. I've always been a bagel bunt. The homemade
bagel breakfast sandwich is just it's unbeatable. It's so good.
You feel like because sometimes a breakfast sandwiches, it's all
those other things you put on there are so thin,
and so you really feel like you're getting a good
amount of bread. When you use the bagel as your
sandwich bread.

Speaker 4 (01:38:55):
It's like two meals.

Speaker 1 (01:38:56):
It's pretty much two meals, especially if you get you
everything bagel, you and everything not for a sandwich. I
kind of like being just a piece of shit that
gets the everything bagel as.

Speaker 4 (01:39:05):
I get that the butt like just loaded up.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Dude, it's good and everything.

Speaker 5 (01:39:09):
But what you've been doing is a plane bagel getting
everything peanut butter. Oh that's good, Oh man, you crazy dude.

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
Bobby's Bagel Shop, Let's starry.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
Try that Bobby's Bagels. Rent the shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:39:24):
But just and also like when you make it at
home and you do have the runny egg dipping a
bagel into the egg yolk as you take more bites.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
It's so fucking elite. It's just so good.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
It's my favorite. I like that. I like that great king.

Speaker 4 (01:39:40):
All of the rankings. English muffin was the odd man
out in this one.

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
As Bobby was going, I was like, there's a legitimate
chance me and him will have the ranking because I
kind of changed mine as we went.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
So all of your reasonings for all of those, it's like, yeah,
you're right, A bagel does give you like the most
satisfying of the sandwiches, and I'm just like, but to me,
it's like biscuit does this. Mcgriddle's so like all of
them are justifiable. Yeah, Like I said, I have bagel
the most, but it was my number three. I prefer
the croissant, like a croissant witch like, yeah, like Burking,
you used to get this all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
I just feel like you get a little bit more
with the bagel as the pot like this.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
When I go to Circle K and get these, if
the croissant one was there, I go with the croissant.
That's my favorite one after that biscuit.

Speaker 1 (01:40:17):
Yeah. Now, if we're talking like lunch meat, and stuff.
I think croissant takes a step up because I think
croissants are very when you're not worried about like a
runny egg. That's the only thing we've got a breakfast
sandwich if it's got eggs in it.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
Who knows.

Speaker 3 (01:40:32):
We used to do croissant sandwiches back in the day.
The restaurant is shrimping avocado one.

Speaker 4 (01:40:35):
Oh god damn it.

Speaker 3 (01:40:36):
We had one of that had chicken with melted mozzarella, tomatoes,
basil olive oil.

Speaker 1 (01:40:40):
It was so fucking good. That does sound fantastic, all right,
great power rankings, Quinton, Great, great job lately, buddy, great
job bringing the heat, bringing the heat. Next question is
from Andrew Alderman, who writes in and says, why is
it called a twin bed if it's only made for
one person?

Speaker 4 (01:40:57):
It used to be like twins used to be a
lot smaller back in the day.

Speaker 1 (01:41:02):
A lot of people, like the lamestream media will not
tell you this, but like before they put GMO's and
all that bullshit in your food and poisoned the foods
by people, used to be a lot smaller, specifically twins.
You only have so much room in the womb and
then you would just stay smaller typically, so it was
much easier in like lower income families. But we got
a twin bed. You know, you and your brother, you
and your sister get get in the bed, you get

(01:41:23):
a share a bed. Because they were so small that
like they basically like twins are basically like half people,
and they they were like then the GMOs and stuff
like fatten them up made them bigger and stuff, which like, yeah,
I guess that's one positive thing. Now you can have
your own twin bed. But it's kind of crazy that, like,
like that's one of the things where like what did
GMOs do to food? You're like, well, look at a
twin twin seventy years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Used to be it looked like Dobby the Elf, Dobby
the Elf from Harry Potter, but now like they look
like real ass people. I mean growing up, it made
sense to me because like in my house it was
me and my brother had twin beds because we were
the only one sharing a room. That's the only way
you're gonna fit two beds in the room. Yes, it
didn't even like occur to me that someone might get
a single twin. I was like, oh, they sell them

(01:42:08):
in pairs. They're twins, and then you went to college.
You're like, go well, and then the door they were twins,
they get sold together. I never even occurred to me
till years later that, oh, no, you can just buy
a twin bed by itself.

Speaker 1 (01:42:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
I think they're gone by their for sets.

Speaker 1 (01:42:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Why does Starbucks call a grande a grande when it's
not the largest size.

Speaker 1 (01:42:29):
How's the rainbow made? Nobody knows? It just happen.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
Fucking magnets. How do they work?

Speaker 4 (01:42:35):
Don't even get me started. Magneto guy, he's the guy
to magnets.

Speaker 1 (01:42:41):
That's where it is.

Speaker 3 (01:42:42):
Shout out Magneto. Complicated man.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Mmm mmm plastic prison right.

Speaker 3 (01:42:52):
I wonder if they give him any threw any plastic
dildos at him?

Speaker 1 (01:42:56):
Probably? Probably?

Speaker 4 (01:42:58):
All right, Great question, Andrew. Next one is through last question.

Speaker 1 (01:43:04):
Last question is from Glamor Perry What's up girl at
glam for Life on ex and Glamour says, what are
your thoughts on nicotine patches for non smokers such as
my friend in quotes who just quit caffeine? My friend
has been about a month free and needs a little
something to take the edge off. I love that idea, Like,

(01:43:25):
let's see, you know what's better than caffeine nicotine?

Speaker 3 (01:43:30):
I mean it's absolutely Neil little pick me up. I
mean I would probably don't want to do this because
it's just picking up another vice.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Zim's gum. He's a nicotine gum.

Speaker 1 (01:43:43):
Gum is dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
This gum patch is better.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Yeah, like patchuck on an entire arm. Looks like Alan
Irison with like a full sleeve of just patches.

Speaker 3 (01:43:54):
It's weird that, Like, growing up, you know, I always dipped,
and I was it would be so gross of girls dip.
That's fucking disgusting. Now I'm like, if I saw a
girl with a z in and I don't know why, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:44:04):
That's fucking hot as shit.

Speaker 3 (01:44:05):
Really, I think it stems back to like before they
became big, there was this viral video that went around
like this is how you know you're in Sweden. It
was like right when they were coming out, just a
bunch of hot blondes lifting their lip and all having
us in and and I think that incepted my mind.
But if I saw a girl she's like, yeah, I
got an upper decky in, I'd be like, I love you.
Let's get married now, So this is probably better than

(01:44:28):
picking up a goes Zen's in Yeah, but I'm saying
the patches is probably a smarter is it though? I
mean probably because if you start popping Zen's, you're just
gonna get addicted. Yeah, then you start using stronger ones
before you start, and you're buying your cands online ten
to fifteen at a time.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
If it could all feed into addiction, depending on how
much of an addictive personality you got, I'll say it
this way. I'm just you know it, pat.

Speaker 3 (01:44:56):
Cocaine that'll take the edge off, keep you up, a
great way to like stay up late. I've heard just
throwing ideas out there. I think that, yeah, absolutely go
with the pats. Or if you don't want to do that, hilarious,
get yourself a really low strength taser. Just give yourself
a little zapp in the morning that'll wake.

Speaker 4 (01:45:14):
You up and get like a dog collar and just
put around your less a.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Very low strength taser that like I bought one from
one of my coworkers years ago because she was like,
I don't even have a taste, So like I went
online on Amazon about like a cheap taser Mace Combo.

Speaker 4 (01:45:27):
A combo.

Speaker 3 (01:45:29):
I mean it was they sold together that it wasn't
like a two and double barrel shotgun. One tases. One
just shoots mace. But then we brought it out back
and our other coworkers like if could taste me, and
we just kind of like shocked him in the handy
A literally just went ah. That was the extent of it.
I was like, oh, probably don't use that for self
defense then, because it doesn't seem strong enough. Just stick
with the mace.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Well, I mean, I think the taser is like, yeah,
some of them are meant to take people down all
the way, but I think a lot of times it's
just like it startles whoever's attacking you and if you
can get a second to get away.

Speaker 3 (01:45:57):
Yeah, but obvious at that point you should just buy
the one that will incapacitate you.

Speaker 4 (01:46:01):
No, I agree, I agree. But it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:46:04):
Like we had I'm out.

Speaker 3 (01:46:06):
We had a friend growing up and uh it was
either high school or college. We were back in town
and she pulled out hers and showed me and you know,
she was probably ninety three pounds soaking wet. So this
guy she hit the button on that thing and it
goes and was like, whoa, keep that the funk away
from me.

Speaker 1 (01:46:19):
I'm not joking that one.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
That one would drop an elephant in its tracks.

Speaker 4 (01:46:24):
I'm surprised you haven't said smelling salts, Oh dude, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:46:29):
Which, by the way, the NFL just made a legal
so dumb they said it could mask concussion symptoms, which
it probably could boobies. Sorry, when people are getting knocked
out or knocked out like they used that to wake
them up.

Speaker 4 (01:46:42):
But the well, yeah it wakes people up. Keep it up.

Speaker 3 (01:46:46):
I understand that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:47):
But maybe, Yeah, smelling salce to be dope. If you
want a little some of the like I like smell
and sauce, try that we do before the morning show.

Speaker 4 (01:46:55):
You crack one of those.

Speaker 3 (01:46:57):
Try because I mean, you bought a bunch of other
you can get them cheap.

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Try those.

Speaker 3 (01:47:01):
That way, you're not having to use nicotine patch sixty
one hundred thing. I was gonna say, they're probably cheaper
than nicotine patches.

Speaker 1 (01:47:08):
Yeah, I like, I mean, try both. I like this idea,
Like caffeine Robert Caffeine's out, nicotinees in and smelling salts
are back.

Speaker 3 (01:47:19):
Just replace caffeine with fucking ammonia. Yeah, what could go wrong,
just just open up a bottle of bleach in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:47:26):
I mean, I'm fine.

Speaker 3 (01:47:27):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
I do the the smelling salts every day and I'm fine.
So yeah, smelling salts or go with the nicotine patch.

Speaker 3 (01:47:36):
I think that.

Speaker 1 (01:47:38):
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Speaker 1 (01:48:59):
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Speaker 4 (01:49:04):
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Speaker 1 (01:49:10):
I'm gonna make it, make a decision.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
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(01:49:40):
Red Grange, Norma Shear, the Velvet Underground, Angela Basset, Fred
Stole and Charlie Dimmock. Mm hmm, all right, Vanessa Kirby,
Miley Cyrus, Nicole Caman, I forget mine, I keep saying
Natalie Portman and his Natalie did I know?

Speaker 4 (01:49:59):
Yeah, Nicole Kidman said Nicole Kidman, and that's why you
threw me off, saying.

Speaker 1 (01:50:04):
I thought he said Natalie Portan doesn't. All right, Jack Crawford,
Diane West, Brett farr, Venus Williams Glen Close statue.

Speaker 3 (01:50:12):
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Speaker 1 (01:50:15):
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Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:42):
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Speaker 1 (01:50:44):
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Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
Okay, all right, I have a.

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