Pass The Gravy #642: Conjoined Crime

The guys talk about piano bars, football, and conjoined twins. They also learn about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald and power rank doctors.


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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Gravy Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby, part of the top and lead spread as wait listen,
it's a past the Grave head Great we go and
fishing for your bitch today with Chunkie Houston Houston Baby.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and let you we'll get rich today. Hitch, Bitch, Gravy, Gravy,
Gravy Gang.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
What is going on? Everybody? Happy Gravy Day.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's Past Gravy Episode six hundred and forty two.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I am Alex with.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
My co host Robert Barbosa aka Bobby Jokes aka the
Hog aka mister newcomp with a new computer, and we
are joined here today by a very very special guest
fresh off the beach, just just came back from Miami.
In the Elbow Room, which isn't the beach, but it's
adjacent to the beach. It's Pat Don Pat the stat

(00:59):
how's it going? What what's up? I think you might
cut out there, but it's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
We might be dealing with the technical difficulties. And it's
kind of more funny to me and Robert because Patt
doesn't have headphones to hear it.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Nope, So Pat's just talking. I mean it's gonna be
what it see now you're now. I know you're aha.
I didn't fucking with me.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Do you ever see like podcast clips where they don't
like none of them are wearing headphones.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm always like, how do you know? Oh no, they
probably just have a lot of money and they have producers.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
I was gonna say it, those guys podcast the same
way I do. They show up and talk and everybody
else handles all the other shit.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Yeah, we're a little budget operation, but we get it done.
We get things done. Fuck, dude, we got all We
got a fun show to today. We got a Funnett
show today. Do I just no, Well we can announce no,
it's just not spoke Tackler speak. Tackler is gonna go
down Saturday, December twentieth. Cactus Cove is our location, thirty

(01:58):
two to thirty three West eleven the Street. If you
have done any stuff with the Rod Ryan Show, which
I am a part of, it is a venue that
we have we have been at many times, a lot
of ditch days, a lot of skip days, a lot
of mile of meats, a lot of kinds.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
It's a difference between the ditch day and a skip day.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
One was the same thing. They were the same thing,
and then we just switched the name. Okay, the senior
Skip Day, and then we were like, we don't it's
actually just us drinking. We shouldn't have seen. We shouldn't
have like high school seniors think that we're talking about that.
I mean not that they thought that that's where it
comes from, right, But then we just call it ditch
day and then you just go drink like two in
the afternoon.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm still mad we didn't have that, Like they made
us go to school.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
They found a way to like be like, you want
to do you want to exempt the finals, and we
were like, yeah, we do want to do that. And
then they were like, well, if you skip school, is
that because remember if you had like X amount of
absences for us, at least this is us obviously, I'm
trying to not assume that anybody else knows, but for
our school, Yeah, Katie, I sty had like if you

(03:01):
had an A you could miss so many classes. There's
so many days. If you had a B you could
miss like fewer days, and then if you had a
C you could miss I don't remember what it was,
but like if you had an A you could miss
like like say five. Then it was four if you
had a B and three if you had to see it.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I didn't miss these anyway.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
I just wanted one organized day where we just didn't
show up as seniors, and the district was just cool
with it.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I missed one day part of a day my senior
and that's just because I had the head of thing,
had a court thing.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Give it back to my community. But yeah, I was.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
I was never good at school, but I could show
up and I felt like that said something.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
My attendance was immaculate, Like this guy sucks when it
comes to tests, but I.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Know my teachers he'll be There was a lot of
days that I did not show up. Yeah, but I
was there bright and early every day to ruin their time.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
And then for some reason they just hammered like you
don't want to take final, and I was like, you're right,
I don't want to take finals. And that was always
cool when you're like, aha, I got to exempt this
many I've.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
Already been accepted to college. I don't need to take
this test anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, but my parents are still yell at me. Yeah
if I don't if I don't do well, let's us
talking about high school to start the podcast, high school
was so sick, dud, let's just just take me back.
Don't do don't dough. What did I have for prekem segment?
I didn't have a ton. I did learn that making
barbecue sauce is very easy this.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Weekend, and there's so many ways to do it.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Yeah, Like, I tried like three different ways real fast.
I bought all the stuff with I was making some
ribs again, for that's my Alex.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Don't freak out and scare the.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Family, even though that kind of ended up happening, but
very quietly while the kids were pork finger again. And
then I just did just did it in the oven again.
That's a fail safe way to do it. But I
bought everything but barbecue sauce, and I was like fuck.
And instead of going to the store, I was being
pretty lazy.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I was like, well, it's getting close to kickoff. I
should just get up.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I should just see if I could look up how
to make barbecue sauce. And turns out I had all
the ingredients, which is basically every condiment you can have.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
I remember the first time I found out that like
ketchup is a major base of barbecue sauce that blew
my mind.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, I don't know what the hell I thought was
the base of it. But I was not expected. I don't.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Yeah, like Robert explained, like don't don't name ketchup. But
like if I was like, what is in barbecue sauce,
I would have no idea. I would guess.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
There was also a lot of different kinds.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah right, but like the one it's basic, the basic
recipe I found. And then I tried to like check out.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
I would say sugar, that is like the first thing
that I would say, perfect, nailed.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
It, sugar, while a little vinegar in there.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Vinegar took apple cider vinegar that was that was the
only kind I had, So that's what brown sugar too.
Brown sugar is what I used. Then salt and pepper
is ketchup? Mustard was it?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Mayo?

Speaker 3 (06:02):
And I just really was like the second and third
thing I saw on Google, I just clicked it was like, oh, okay,
I do have all of that in my pantry, and
it was pretty sick.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I just made a pineapple barbecue sauce. It would knock
your sauce off.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Oh it does sound good.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Yeah, But then I was just like I wonder if
I put a little little listening here, a little that
in here, just I can see how you little whiskey.
We need to start selling bourbon Saucey Robert and the
merch Store. Do they have bottles like that? We could
We could put stuff in the aren't water bottles? They
have empty sauce bottles? Buy any chance that we could brand.

(06:37):
I don't know if they have sauce bottles. I'll look
into it, though. We could also just buy like Mason
Drys dude the spook, tackle that we should sell barbecue sauce.
But making barbecue sauce is kind of cool because you
feel like a witch. I felt like I was in
a cauldron. I was like, yeah, yes, a little bit
of garlic and some pepper, more pepper, A little bit

(06:58):
of honey, A little bit honey in this, yes, And
that doesn't make sense. There's too many flavors going on here.
But you put it on a little low, you get
it boiling, and you leave it on low for like
thirty forty five minutes. You watch the game, you get
mad at your team literally letting you down again, and
then you just go you can't I can't be mad.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
I can't. Yeah, I have to stir the barbecue sauce.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
It was a final little idea, like it was, I
want to make barbecue sauce every Sunday. Maybe it's just
Sunday barbecue sauce, and I don't know what to put
on it, what to put it on, but I'll make
it that.

Speaker 4 (07:26):
Oh, you just start posting pictures of making your Sunday
sauce and Italians all excited, and then they're like, why
is it brown?

Speaker 1 (07:32):
Just put it black. Just don't say that it's barbecue sauce.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
Just make a black and white video so you can't
really tell.

Speaker 4 (07:36):
You act like you're making fucking real marineara and shit
like that. But then just when you finally show it
at the end like it's brown, that's.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Not And this is how we go. We have barbecue spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Just lose their mind.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
A gobba Good's a barbecue spaghetti.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I would kind of eat barbecue spaghetti. Robert you in.

Speaker 3 (07:55):
What about cranberry sauce instead of marineero? You know what, dude,
that's crazy Thanksgiving pizza. You sound crazy with cranberry sauce,
But that might be crazy enough to work.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Make the crust out of stuffing. Yeah, okay, son of
a bitch.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
I mean all right, we're getting in the lab this
weekend and I'm gonna I'm gonna work on something. Nixt
Place would make a fucking sick ass turkey pizza.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
We'll have to throw that idea out to him next
time over there.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Yeah, happy birthday to Nick on right next place.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Happy birthday Nick. He doesn't watch this, but we'll clip
it show it to. We can just show it too
if you go.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
To next Place, show Nick this just be Hey, the guy.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Said, have your birthday. I love your wings.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Thanks for letting me watch football and scream at your
bar all the time.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
M yeah, but barbecue saw stuff, dude. And like, now
I get people like you not make sauces. If you
want any of my sauces, Like, I absolutely that's gonna
be my Christmas thing, I think because it's very easy
and you could just buy a lot of like condiments
that are fairly cheap, and then no one like no
one throws out barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
I mean you might.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
I wouldn't really care if you did, but like you're like, oh,
hell yeah, barbecue sauce because it's always good to just
have barbecue sauce, because if you get in the instance
I'm in, you look in your pantry, you're like, oh,
we're all a barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Oh we had alexes that he gave us for Christmas.
That'd be sick, that.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
Would I mean, that's a brilliant Christmas gift, even if
it sucks. And then also it's like, dude, I made
you homemade barbecue sauce. They'll judge you forever. Make this
guy can't cook.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
That was nice of him. He made barbecue se Yeah,
and that's really that's really all you got to do.
Like remember the worst case scenario, dump it out. You
got a nice Mason jar.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
My homemade pretzel recipe was really just buying already made
Christmas pretzels and just putting them in a tupperware container
with a bow on it. Everybody thinks that you did
it and like no one's going to criticize it, and
then they try it. This is amazing, dude, Like this taste,
this tastes like what you could buy the store, Like,
I know, thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
It's a family recipe.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
H B. We're all fan, We're you're all family. That's
what they're I think anyone believes you. Well, I posted
the video of me doing that.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
But also I mean, it's so up your alley.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
But like, but I did give the people that took
it very very nicely, and we're like thank you.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
You also do still get me from time to time, Yeah,
because I do kind stuff like I know you lie
about everything, and I still fall forward because you are
very convincing.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
I always get right in the morning show doing stuff
like that. He's like, you do like you just make
up stuff. But then every now and then Alex to
come at you with like an actual fact. You're like, oh, wow,
that is real, and I don't believe you. And then
you come back and know it is this, Like well,
that's that's the whole point. That's the gamez Alex telling
me the truth or not.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
You are great at gas Like yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 3 (10:43):
I think I said beginning, the boys are gaslighting this yere,
we're bringing it back.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
That's gonna be so annoying for your children when you
get older, and it starts getting to the point where, like,
you know, you just forget things from time to time,
but you're so adamant about.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
What you Like I did not tell you that I
do this with my dad all the time. He's like,
that's not what I said.

Speaker 4 (10:59):
And we're there's like four people in the room where
I guess it is you said that. He's like, no,
like I can't argue with no.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Yeah, no wins almost like my child find okay, like
children and find that out where they're just like, no,
there's nothing that beats no, well there.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Used to be. You can't you're not allowed to hit anymore.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
You can get I think it was an eight game
suspension Adrian Peterson got in the NFL.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Or you get fined by your team, like Gannon, the Cardinals.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Head coach, Oh, because he popped a player at Yeah,
but making Barbie sauce, maybe that's uh, we'll have a
special barbecue sauce for the winners of the awards.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
At least. What if we just.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Bought a bunch of Like I'll just bring a big
vat of it and then Robert has to like scoop
coming up someone squirt. Oh crap, we didn't package anything, Robert,
Can you just scoop a ladle full? You might's mess
up again.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
We dunk the bark, let's flop? Are you talking for
a little bit. What's your prea cap?

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Second?

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I what do you guys think about? Okay, so you're
you're you're at a restroom. Let's say a public restroom.
Two stalls, no, no one yurinal one stall, the urinals
already used. So you go into the stall. All you
have to do is pee? Are you closing the door
behind you? Are you leaving it open? Are you doing this?

Speaker 1 (12:28):
Pee?

Speaker 3 (12:28):
But you're in a stall, so it has a door, right,
I typically would not close the door, but a lot
of the doors just kind of closed behind you. Anyways,
Like at ball games, I feel like you see that
the most. Yeah, you go to like an Astros game
and you gotta take a piss, all the urinals are taken.
You're just like I gotta go, and like the door closes,
and then like two times during that you have somebody

(12:49):
open the door into your back because like I don't
I can't just prop it open.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I'm not gonna go out of my way.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
I would not choose to uh close the door, but
I don't really care if you do.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
I'm closing the door every time I go in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
I'm closing the door too.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
What are you what are you talking about you? No,
I just walk in and start pissing and then it
closes and people just hit the little fucking lock. Yeah,
that's probably that's probably way to do it. Then I
don't have to inser me for some way.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
It feels like it's faster, even though you're right. You
were absolutely right, because you're in and out fast.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Only in your scenario, do I have to interact with
another grown adult with my penis in my hand.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
I don't want to do that.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
No, but I have my penis in my hand, so
I'm the alpha.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
You just turn around start pen on them. What we
used to do That used to be a thing in hockey.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I was like one of the hockey rinks shout out
sharpstown sick taps. Well, they would they would try and
push me because I was a goalie. So you'd have
to get all your ship out like I'd had to
with the pads. You have to pull all your gear
all the way down and then like not pissed with
your ass out, but like there's a pain the ass
to like hold like five things down to piss and
people always try and bump you, and I just would

(13:54):
start to turn around and pee on you if you did, Oh,
that's fair play, because there was like there was at
that at that specific rink, they were like both teams
with like what they had to use the same ural
right there. It was just one in front of one
of the locker room, so you could do it in
front of the other team's locker room and like they're, oh,
my bad, Oh shit, you got pissed all over your socks.
Oh no, those are white socks.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
Bro, God damn it.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
I love and I'm not hydrated.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
You're gonna get home and your mom's gonna be like.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
That sucks for you. And now it's really cold. Pissed
on you and it's not even yours.

Speaker 4 (14:26):
I'm assuming you walked into somebody just pissing with the
door open.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Yes, no, no, no, no. The they were at the urinal.
So I went to the stall and I had a
moment like I just like, should I close the door?

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I always close?

Speaker 3 (14:37):
And then afterwards too, they were washing their hands and
so I was just waiting for them to be done.
The guy turns around to get paper towel and leaves
with the water still running. So I'm like, I don't know,
was that a nice thing to do? With you just
being lazy, because I wasn't sure if he was also
going to go back both on that because you're like,

(14:59):
I'm being who light, but also now I don't have
to do a thing.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
But also his pre washed penis touching hands had just
touched touched that faucet, so he was saving you the.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Well. I guess after you wash.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
You No, I guess he's being nice just leaving it
on for you.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
But I think just a dickhead, I think you're really
overthinking this whole bathroom situation.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It was.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
There's very confusing.

Speaker 5 (15:24):
I've never seen someone just leave the water on. They
would turn it off. Yeah, yeah, that he just left
it on.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
He ain't paying the bills. Yeah, you're leaving the water on.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
What is this AI center wasting water? The city of
Memphis doesn't have any water and it's all because of
this guy.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
They got a good football team, though, do they Yeah,
they might make the playoff, the Tigers.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
That was where I saw my first ever football game,
was the Liberty Bowl in facts back when they were
Memphis State. What Yeah, they used to be Memphis State
University ms U.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
Are you sure you saw the same football.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Team Memphis State Tigers. Yeah, they still play at the
same place. Sometimes they have the throwbacks. It's the MSU
on the helmet and then they before it took him
a million years to realize, like, hey, we're Tigers. What
if we just had our helmets look like the Bengals
with tiger stripes on them and everybody can think that's
way cooler. And then they did that and they was like,
you're right, that is way cooler.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
They do have an x cnos they do. Memphis is
an interesting town.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
One of the main pages I'm on is that I've
come across recently is just everything is walking in Memphis Memes.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Oh yeah, I've noticed that because I posted them. I
think a lot. Yeah, who don't.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I also did are your kids talking about walking in
Memphis PM MBS as that's put on my blue Swede shoes.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Oh okay. It did make me realize I've been singing the
wrong lyrics for you.

Speaker 4 (16:59):
I always thought was walking with my feet ten feet
off the field.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Ten feet off of Bill it's Memphis.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, and I guess there's a Beal Street in Memphis.
I had no idea that's like Memphis is Bourbon Street.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Now I know how everyone feels not from Houston when
I bring up local geography.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
Yeah, no, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
My brother driving out West Tiber toward Kirkadall and they're like,
what the fuck is this guy saying?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
My brother and I when we went to Memphis a
couple of years ago, we went with my family and
we were on Beal Street and there was a piano bar,
and we just kept putting money in the till to
be like, hey, walk in Memphis. Thanks so keeping us
in business man, And then like the next like the
other one of us would go up and do it,
like twenty minutes later, walking in Memphis, and we made

(17:40):
that guy play walking fifteen times. My dad put that
in like a hundie. He's like, hey, we already played
that when a couple of times for you guys, and
my dad's like you a hundred. He's all right, hold on, mom,
does I'll be walking in me first place?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
It was pretty fun. I don't have been great if
that guy quit that.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
I can't a fucking piano player, man, you play what
we tell you to play.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
She puts up a sign like in uh, what was
it the fucking garth?

Speaker 1 (18:17):
What's that movie? Wayns World?

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Wayne's World? Instead of no Stairway just says no walking
in no more walking. But you can't do that in Memphis.
It's like this is literally like the street we are
on is in the song. I'm gonna make you play it,
play it again, you obviously know it, and then he
play it again.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
They play it again.

Speaker 4 (18:36):
There's other people walking. I think this guy only knows
one songs. Somebody else in the bar is just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
You know old Town Road? Can you do that one too?
It's not really a piano part, but can you say
the Old Town Road is Beal Street. I want to
learn the.

Speaker 3 (18:55):
Part of Britney Spears has Hit Me Baby one more time,
and then I'll just do that, because you only have
to do that, and then just hang out for forty
five seconds at a time.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You just watch white girls our age. Their heads pop
up like gophers. Bum bum bum bom bomb, bab.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Smoke a full cigarette bom bomb.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
That would be amazing. This is not a singing part.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I'm just going to be playing the instrumental version of
this and I only know that one part, and I
don't have anything else besides this piano.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
I'm sorry, piano bars man. I'd watch that.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Have you ever been to a piano bar Robert? No,
it's kind of fun. You.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
There was one how market they used to have, but
the only time I went, I went down into like
the basement bar.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Part of it didn't even hang out.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
The people used to talk all the time about going there,
and I was like, this isn't my one of two
bars that I go to.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
I'm not going Okay, So I had a.

Speaker 4 (19:51):
Thought this weekend, Alright, what you got? How do you
criticize someone's driving while they're driving without pissing.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Them off, like you're in the car with them.

Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, Like it's just so road trip in this weekend
up to my buddy's batster party. I'm in the car
with my best friend and I haven't dream with him
in a while, but I remember him being a fast driver.
He doesn't pass the speed limit anymore, and it was
driving me and there was like the only thing I
can do is every like so often just be like
I think the speed limb went up to seventy five

(20:22):
here because he's just driving seventy and there's people passing us,
just passing us, passing.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
It on a road trip.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'm like, does everyone not drive five over at all times,
like that's what I'm doing, minimum.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Robert, how would you handle this? You seem at the
most level.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I couldn't say anything because he's also you know him,
he's a fucking psychopath and he could have just killed
us at any moment.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Nick, Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, so like I like a
very sweet psychopath. Yeah, but like mile ell he did.

Speaker 4 (20:45):
I've seen him get road raged before, and it's you
fear for your life?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Yeah, would you do in that instance?

Speaker 3 (20:52):
I'm not driving, so I don't really care unless he
was going like ten under.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
No, but it was usually like maybe like super three
to five, so like not that much under. But also like, dude,
it's a road trip. Let's fucking hit the gas.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Here, Robert bleep his name out from when I said earlier?
Was he stone at all? Sometimes? At all? No? No, no, no, no,
sometimes you just like I don't want to I think
I'm going way fast. No, well, I mean we did.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
I'm in the millennium, fucking hit my pen okay, but
like we're hitting a Benjamin. It could have been it
might have also been a little it could have been
a couple of road sodas on the way. Oh yeah, well,
it's probably a good thing. He was going slow when
I got pulled over and given a d WY. I
will say this on the way back. That's probably what
it was. You can't be blazing down there and then boozing.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
Yeah, I don't do that every time I drive, hoped
to my parents just wait.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
It's no fun. I will say this on the way
back when you know time getting put you know, at
of the cup, so.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's Sunday and you know you're tired. So like the
first half of the drive was pretty normal. But then
all of a sudden, when I started to doze off
in the car and everything, and he's just there and
you're ready to get home. All of a sudden I
would look over and he was going like ninety. Then
I was like, okay, good, Nick's ready to get the
fuck home. I was like, we should have been driving
this the whole goddamn way.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
Yeah, I would have just I guess a lot of
people would pass, and.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
There was good amount.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
There was times when like we're in the middle lane,
he's going like five hunder and I'm like, this is
not like if I saw him, if I had been
on the road behind him, he would have seen me
stare him down as I flew by him.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
That's all I could think.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
The whole way is like he's driving exactly like the
people that I hate driving on the roads right now.
But I guess in my head I never made the
connection that there might have been some slightly illegal activities.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
Yeah, I mean that might have been what he was
thinking of. Wait, did we have piers? Yeah we did? Okay, okay,
but either way, yeah, drive faster, guys. That's my essential theme, that.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Past motivational bit for this week. Yeah, all right, okay, yeah.
Oh it was our pre come segment Barbecue, Bathroom miss
and walking in Memphis. That song slaps though. Are you
familiar with the Walking Memphis Robert?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Not at all? But oh it's a fantastic song. Buddy,
Mark Cohn is a country No, I don't even know
what genre. Maybe folk.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
It's just a man a piano dude.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
It's like, I mean, it's an older song. It was
probably written in what seventies?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Let me find out, But it's various interesting stuff.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
What that feels like it would be older? I mean
that still is thirty four years old.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, soft rock, folcon country, piano rock. Yeah, before my time,
not in my kind of music. You should, uh, I mean,
just throw it on the way home and you'll be like,
I'll be walking in me if yes.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
And there's like nine different versions so you can hear
them all. Do we should push to make that the
next record of the Edmund Fitzgerald because you know that one's
been hot in the streets for the last couple of months.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I got him, I got him. Well, that was just
this week because it was the anniversary.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
I've been seeing it for a couple of months. People,
the the boys have been on it.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Yeah, just punching Lake Superior. And also because it was
the fiftieth anniversary this year.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
So the memes were pretty great this week.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
I think we need to we need to push the
internet for some more walking in Memphis.

Speaker 3 (24:29):
What are your thoughts on the record of Edmund Fitzgerald
more tragic than the Titanic or now on the what
this guy knows.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Nothing about history, bro, you don't know about the reck
of the internet.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Tell him tell them exactly what.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Like one hundred and ninety people were injured.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
I think there's something like twenty six men died because
the horrible storm on Lake Superior.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Lakesperior, one of the great lakes. A lot of good
men were lost that day. Have no idea.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
One of the greatest just bangers of a song all
time that you can't think too hard about because then
he be like, why the fuck was this written? Hey,
he just wrote a He just wrote a song about
a ship going down.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Where wolves London doesn't really have a purpose.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
My YouTube tried to throw a twenty three minute documentary
about it where they go down and search the wreck,
and I was like, save, I will be watching that later.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I will be getting stone and watching this at some
point in the future. Yeah, Mark con though, shout out
to him, See if we can get him on the podcast.

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Is he alive? Don't know? IM going to find hard.

Speaker 3 (25:30):
If he's dead, we're gonna have to have a funeral
for him.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Now, we'll have to have one of these seven hundred
people that's covered it.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh no, no, no, okay, spouse died unfortunately unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I thought, Oh, maybe he wants to hang out with
the boys.

Speaker 3 (25:43):
He's still alive, still sixty six years old, he's got
not what's he doing?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
See if you can see if you can get him
on the podcast. Robert he's probably walking in Memphis.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
He's probably probably from where where's he from?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
What if he just hung out on Beale Straight hoping
to get recognized.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
He's in Uh, he's from Cleveland, Ohio. He would be
waiting for a long time because he just looks like
a bald guy. Yeah, all right, and that it is
enough of that. But shot, just listen to Walking to
Memphis and tell me, tell me, tell me he's.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Not great and the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald, and
I'll send you guys that meme. Paige. We're start giving
Robert like homework like that every week.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
He won't do it. He won't do care of you.
And all he has to do is rate it one
to four legs.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
He won't watch movies.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
But if we give him a song, I think he'd
at least make it like sixty seconds into each song.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Maybe maybe Edmond Fitzgerald, he's not doing.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Bangers, dude, There's no way he doesn't finish him.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
You're not piano guy, though.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
When you hear that piano part of Boom.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
Boom Boom, that's piano. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Walking Memphis is a superior of the two songs. Uh,
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Speaker 1 (27:09):
Last week.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I was like, Robert, maybe we get some Christmas stuff
up there, you know, like it's getting time. People want
to get their christmastuff early. And Robert yesterday was like, Yo,
catch this. That's exactly what you said to catch this,
and he he was like, we get some new stuff
in the store.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
So I go to the store.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
We have It's the Holidays Somewhere shirts and Christmas sweaters.
You saw you've seen from the same people that brought
you the's aprilfol Somewhere shirts where you can show anybody
It's aprilfol Somewhere is not just a day, it's a lifestyle.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
The holidays also a lifestyle lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
So this is gonna be perfect for like Halloween when
you're like I'm only thinking about Christmas. This is gonna
be a year round sweater and T shirt. It's the
Holidays Somewhere. You've added Santa to the Grim Reaper and
the on his shoulder and then also snow. This is
a perfect shirt. I can't wait to order him. I
can't wait to wad it right now. Oh but like,

(28:06):
if only there was some way to like keep like
I know you guys have shorts. If there's only some whey,
I could like stay warm in the winter since the
winters come. Oh shit, are those joggers, Robert, those are
past the gravy joggers. We got joggers at the store. Now,
what what we haven't had any jogging stuff, Frady?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
They do come in grave. You want to buy them
for the man, yea.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
For the fellas. Fellas, if you want the ladies to
look a little downstead of up gray black, get the
gray Navy. But this is sick because it was like
we have like a team. Now like they're like on
the side of the leg where just we look like
we have team issued pants.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I'm gonna rock the fuck out of that.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
And then they pass the gravy, the wavelength T shirts
and Christmas sweaters as well. Don't forget our past the gravy, polos.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Go load up.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
This is a perfect time, Like you're doing your Christmas shopping.
You're doing a little bit each paycheck to get out
of the way. You get a past the gravy fan
you yourself be like, hey, here's a website.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
Just give me some ship from here. This is it.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
You're gonna love it. You promise you you will not
be disappointed. And we get the flags, all kinds of hats,
the wolf packed T shirts and stickers. They get to
April Fools Somewhere shirts, go get those, the logo shirts,
all that stuff. We want to see you guys rocking
this stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
And then like, do we do a spootacular shirt this year?
Twelve the annual? I think the cool We'll work on
a cool logo Spooctacular somewhere.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
That's just all of our stuff is just it's insert somewhere,
all right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Someone that doesn't know the podcast just stumbles like, what
the fuck?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
It's Saint Patrick's Day somewhere farbor day somewhere. My friend
wears his April Fools Somewhere shirt to work sometimes and
he's like every time somebody's like, what the fuck does
that even mean? He's like, you wouldn't get it. I
was like, don't just act like you know, way more
than them and just act like here that is the prank. Yeah,
you're a fucking idiot.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm pranking.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Then you're just a superior person. They don't understand, and
then I'll feel bad, and then they'll have to go
look and then maybe they're find a podcast, and then
I'll know they're gonna down a whole rabbit hole all
because you wear a shirt.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Think of the difference you can make. All right, shout
out to the Gravy Game.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
We love you guys and gals and appreciate you guys
listening to us every single week. If you'd like to
support us, we don't ever put you behind a paywall
like the Cactus Cove stuff on December twentieth. It's a spooktacler,
never charged for it at all. Maybe we're some cool stuff.
All you get to do heat over to pass greemerge
dot com and then what was the orders? Yeah, we
have free shipping over for orders over seventy fight dollars,

(30:32):
which is just get a sweater, some sweatpants and then
you hit it.

Speaker 1 (30:36):
Yeah, and you hit it, and then why don't you
load up?

Speaker 3 (30:38):
You're getting free ship and get the polo, the hat,
the flag, and then show us you rocking your past
the Gravy gear. We'll put you on a Past the
Gravy Gravy day post rocking your PTG gear. We're excited
about the Spooctacular. Get the Spooktacular stuff. You're ready for that,
We'll We're on a Spooktacular specific shirt for the store.
But pass Gavy Merge dot com let us know when
you get your stuff. We appreciate it that you guys

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Speaker 1 (31:15):
Comeback Kid of the Week, bitch.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Our first comeback kid this week is the Troops. Shout
out to the troops every way, Shout out Troops, all right,
Shout out the troops with his Veterans Day.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
We like our veterans.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Actually, no podcast supports the troops more than us, according
to us. According to a past Gavy survey, no podcast
supports veterans more than Pass Away Podcast.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
We thanked our buddies in the group chat that are
members of the military, and then we made them also
thank us for being call of duty veterans.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I was a veteran member of ver Dance.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
We had we had many a battle in many.

Speaker 1 (31:59):
I had like three thousand different tours. Oh man, don't
I'm getting flashbacks just talking about it.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Hot drops, the prison prison, Oh you starting on a superstore.
Oh boy, lost a lot of good men out there,
a lot of good men, sometimes more than once.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
And this is just your yearly, yearly reminder too that
it is Happy Veterans Day. It's not the precursor you
use on Memorial Day. But even though Memorial Day is
more of the party weekend, but that is a somberil.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Days for falling veterans days for everybody. But also if
you are trying to be kind and saying happy Memorial Day,
I don't think that like, yeah, educate them, say like
don't you shouldn't. But like the people that do, it's
like they're just trying to be nice. Don't you them
out please?

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Yeah. I don't think any person listening to.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Pastor gave You would chew anybody yuh for just trying
to make somebody happy, because that's what Pastor Gavy does.
Also back this week is tire pressure notifications. Did you
guys get yours?

Speaker 1 (32:58):
This week.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
No, we just said low tire pressure and thankfully.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Not not yet. I did.

Speaker 4 (33:05):
One of the guys at work, though, he knew I
had a tire pump, so at the end last night
he was like, yeah, can you help me pump my tire.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
I was like yeah. We get to his car. It
was the flattest tire I've ever seen my life. Dude.

Speaker 4 (33:17):
It was like on the ground and I was like, buddy,
I'll try. How'd you drive that? But I gotta be
honest with you, I think you have a hole in
your tire. Tire was fine, it was just the flattest tire.
It like literally, I when I turned it on, it
took like ten seconds and then it said three PSI
I've never seen that before in my life. And I
got it all the way up to thirty two took

(33:39):
ten minutes. Yeah, but I was just like, I don't
I don't even understand what is happening right now.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
That's pretty well. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
Mine happened earlier in the week, and then like in
the afternoons, it would go away and then got back
the next day and I got kicked cool, but you
always had that quick panic like oh fuck not now,
and then my wife's car I was borrowing today and.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
It has it too, So I was thinking it was
going to happen coming back because I had to get
you know, I had to replace one tire a couple
of weeks ago after I had hit that curb and
they had told me though the other three or you know,
their trips kind of getting low. So I was like
expecting it to happen, but it didn't.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
That's good. Then, yeah, good tires and I'll get into
it more later.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
But like I had to, you know, get my five
thousand mile like oil change and everything done the other day,
and they said my tires were good at the dealership,
so I was like, all right, then we're we're rocking
and rolled.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
There you go.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
But you know, and now I think we have some
days coming up where it's like low in the forties
but high like eighty three, so like it has to
be coming, it has to be coming.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
But yeah, just check those and then let us know.
And the coment's on the YouTube right now. If you
got a low tire pressure notification, hit us up.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, either buy a tire pump or get your quarters ready.
Everybody gets your quarters ready.

Speaker 3 (34:57):
Also back this week is fired coaches. Giants fired our coach.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Brian Dables out.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I told you guys before this, but I swore off
the Giants this Sunday.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I was like, I'm done.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
I'm not watching him again until Brian Dable is as
long as he is in charge, I am not watching.
I cannot see this shit anymore. Four blown leads of
ten points or more in the fourth quarter, and it's
just like I felt like I was personally being attacked,
like he was just trying to make my life miserable,
and I was mad, and I was trying to you know,
I was making barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
That's got to be on your defensive coordinator.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Is Oh, it absolutely a shame. Boon is a huge
piece of shit. But Brian Dable hired him and then
didn't fire him again and again and again and again
and again and again and again. You have the best
defensive line in football, I would say, skills wise, at
least on paper. On paper, I think skill wise they are,
but you also have to have some coverage so your

(35:51):
defensive line can get sacks and make plays. And when
you're just like we're just gonna roll out Deontae Banks,
who's a bumble to speak XFL buddy, and Tyler Newman
and to speak fucking XFL buddy, he's not cut out
for this league. When you just consistently roll out guys,
they will probably practice squad players and other teams. Then
you shouldn't. You shouldn't be in charge of a defense,

(36:12):
and honestly, that feels you're bad at coordinating defense. You
should not be continuing to be the defensive coordinator. And
if you are the coach that is in charge of
the defensive coordinator, you should be responsible then too. The
Giants called him out, and he's now responsible because he's
let go.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I mean that.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
And the good thing is too that you guys probably
also fired the guy who's in charge of filling your
team up with players that aren't practice squad players.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Right the GM he's gone, well no, oh wow, that's
unfortunately no, which that that doesn't make any sense? How is.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
How is he not gone? Like I understand, it's because
he's like good friends with mister Mara.

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Everybody is. He's good friends with him.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
If your coach, your pals with the with the no
I think, and I think it's an unpopular opinion, especially
for like Giants fans. I think Shane is not as
bad of a GM as people make him out to be.
He had a bad draft class, but like this year's
draft class that he put together, he's had two really
good years back the last two year. Yeah, so like,
but also, you're building the future with those two guys. Yeah, okay,

(37:11):
you you fucked up a couple of picks. You you
got keve On Thibodeau, you whiffed on Evan Neil and
and you had some other shit happened too. The biggest
thing that people hold against him is letting Saquon walk.
If they let Saquon walk, if they kept Saquon, they're
still a bad team last year. They're not a super
Bowl team. I understand that it sucks the Saquon is
on the team you hate the most, one of the
two teams you hate the most. That fucking sucks. I

(37:33):
understand that Xaviy McKinny fucking murders at at the Packers
right now. Like I understand that, But like the Giant's
previous GM had gotten them in cap hell by just
be like, we're just gonna sign people the long term
deals and then oh shit, they aren't good. We're gonna
have to cut them. And now we have a million
dollars on like like we.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Have a so now you guys just don't sign anyone.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
We have just let well no, no, it's like now
you have fifty million dollars a dead cap space on
like ten guys and you're just in cap hell. And
Joe sh had the first year when they made the playoffs,
he had to just like massage a bunch of fucking
like practice squad guys into the lineup and made it
work and then had to just make sure that you
don't fuck yourself further in the cap. And so Xavier

(38:15):
McKinney was the best safety available that year, they're not
gonna be able to resign him. Say Kone Barki the
best running back available that year. They didn't think like
justifying that money to a running back was gonna make
it work. I get the hate on Joe Shane. I
absolutely understand it. And then to make it worse, he
was on hard knocks doing all of that shit that
then backfighted because the Eagles went a Super Bowl last year.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
I get that.

Speaker 3 (38:34):
I think he like he drafted Jackson Dart, he is
putting together the pieces he got scattered. But when nobody
fucking wanted him in the I wanted like the well
all the other gms didn't. I'm happy Marcus bo.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
You because he got a lot more playing time.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
He would have been sitting ninety five percent of the
time behind Josh Shay.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
I think that Joe Shane is trying to build a
competite team, and I think you can only put so
many players on the field before where it's like, all right,
make these guys work. He got Brian Burns, you gave
them on paper the best defensive line in football, and
the coaches didn't act.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Just completely ignored the secondary.

Speaker 3 (39:11):
Well he put he drafted D'ante Banks. But then also
like he got Paulson Adebo this year, Paulson Debo is
really good. He's He's put a lot of places in
the in the right spot. But then again that you
can't just fix everything in one draft, and I think
that he's showing that, like this is a progress. It's
gonna be the hottest coaching job available unless Baltimore fires Hardball,

(39:34):
which I don't think they will.

Speaker 4 (39:35):
Now, who are you targeting not? Who are you hearing
your teams going after? Well, there's I mean I've been
hearing some whispers of some Bill Belichick bring him home.
I personally think you should go after John Cruden.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I like Gruden. I don't think it'll happen.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
Which I don't like.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I'm hearing more for college for him, but like he's
a pro guy, just somebody. He's a higher John Gruden.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I like John grud He's such a no. But I mean,
if you look at it, like Daniel, the.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Titans job is open and the Giants job are really
only two jobs that are open right now.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
But if you're like Miami will be Miami.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
Potentially is going to be open, Cleveland potentially is going
to be.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Which would it makes sense to Meanski's an amazing.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Which he's my guy if they get rid of him, Like.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
If he gets fired, he's number one snag without a doubt.
He's one two coach of the years in Cleveland.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
He's from Jersey and like he made the Browns good.
So like, hey, we also got you the defense. That
is our problem right now. We have a really good
front like front four. What if you just fix the
defense and then you have Jackson Dart who's like a
generational quarterback coming up done and he fucked up Baker.
And I think he learned that he fucked up Baker
and he's like, I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
I don't think he fucked up Baker. Baker was playing
with an injured and he was okay moving into the
GM abandoned.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I think he was okay moving on from Baker, and
I think he should have fought for Baker more. And
I think that going forward, with that experience that he
is going to, he would build off of that. If
he is fired, I think that the Giants should scoop
him up right away.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I also think that.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Uh, if you're ESPN saying that the Packers might get
ready of your boy, I don't think that's gonna happen
at all.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
But like a lot of people are calling for that.

Speaker 4 (41:17):
No, just I take I'll get I'll take Laflour. He's like,
I'll take it. He's like top five all time in
one percentage.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I would take it immediately.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
Yes, our offense is broken in stale right now, we're injured.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
I would take him immediately though.

Speaker 4 (41:31):
I was very drunk and angry after the game too,
but I know the.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
LA floor is not the problem. Yeah, No, I agree,
I agree with you on that.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I just want Mike McDaniel as our offensive coordinator next year.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
I don't know if I love the hire, but Tomlin,
if he is leg from Pittsburgh, I could see him
going to the Giants.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I think that'd be a great highre.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
Yeah, and then I hate the higher but Mike McCarthy, No,
they don't like him.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
Dude, If you hire Mike McCarthy, you need to boycott
watching the Giants and told Mike McCarthy's.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
No, because he always keeps seems competitive. He's always got
him in it and the stupid idiot. If I could
just have the Giants be competitive, you're in and you're out,
it would make me so much happier right now, and
then I could get mad at him everyone. Right now,
I'm just in hell.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Everyone thinks he's a good coach because he won a
Super Bowl and had it was Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers
is the reason for all of his success. A hundred
Well Jackson, Dart Jackson, Dart Jackson looks very good.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
Don't even compare him to air Well. Actually he has
a better record. He had a better rookie year than
Aaron Rodgers. Did you mean in terms of wins. Aaron
Dinnet started a game until.

Speaker 4 (42:36):
His fourth year, Yes, and then also stats, Yeah, so
I can argue with stats.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
I would say better better record.

Speaker 4 (42:45):
But hey, you know what, buddy, I'm happy for you.
The bad man's gone. I wish you guys would have
left him one more week. Always let the Packers play
the Giants this week, and they've already announced that Jamis
will start if Jackson can't go. And I just don't
deserve one fucking game of RUSS.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
You got to get right game, I thought.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
And then today like Jamis Winston is like fucking okay,
Mike kaf Get is back.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I'm back on Mike.

Speaker 3 (43:06):
Mike Kafka also could be the guy if the Giants,
which they won't.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
But I say, don't you want to do that.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
You never want to hire the interim guy because he
rallies the team. There's always an interim bump. He gets
hired and then oh he's been Antonio Pearce has fired
after one year after being the interim.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
He's been a head coaching candidate for a long time, and.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
I think I just never trust interims.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
No, I agree, I agree with that. Ooh you know what,
Dable was Packers OC. Next year, Dabel's gonna get back
to the Bills. I bet Joe Brado get a job
and Dable will go to the Bills.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
And that's I mean, that's set. I hope he doesn't
go to the Eagles. That's really my biggest fear.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
He's gonna the Eagles, gonna be really good, and it's
gonna piss me off so much because then he's gonna
play us twice a year and I'm.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Gonna or Andy Reid just like, hey, come be my
OCI for a year with Patrick Mahomes.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
Yeh.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Spagnolo could also be a guy from the Chiefs because
he was the Giants defensive coordinator and.

Speaker 4 (43:55):
I feel like he's happy. I feel like he's done
being the head coach. I just want to make my
defense bad.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I think he's happy, and also like he didn't work
out as the Rams coach.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
So maybe maybe you learned.

Speaker 4 (44:06):
But I even't saw one tweet that was like Marcus
Freeman and I was like, you fucking stay away.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
I don't want Marcus Freeman. I'm weird about college coaches
coming over.

Speaker 1 (44:14):
It's it's a it's an adjustment. I'm weird about that.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
But Kevin Stefanci's my my one one white whale. He's
still working, so it's kind of hard to hire a
guy that's still working in that league.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
You could trade for him, I would be okay with that.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I was gonna say, give him a second round for him,
but I think we gave up our second round projecton Dartist.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
That's fine, that's fine. Yeah, the bad man's gone. The
future is bright.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, and I don't I don't think Mike caf is
that bad. I think, but Dable was the scapegoat in
this situation. But something had to be done. It should
have been Shane Bowen like two weeks ago, the defensive coordinator.
But yeah, you guys wanted to hear me just talk
about the Giants, But yeah, we do have the past.
The gravy derby this week, I thought it was a
get right game and then I saw Jamis and I
still think it's a get right game for you guys,
because y'all lost, so you gonna be pissed.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Back to back home games for the first time in
ten years.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
And also the Giants defense gives up a lot of
lost points.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
Though you know you're probably gonna be good in this
I said, if we don't absolutely kick the ship out
of you guys, I'll be at Defcon five. But because
like Jamis is gonna throw two sounds, but he's also
gonna throw two interceptions, and he'll be two of the
funniest ones.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Maybe he will.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Packers defense is also really really really good. Yeah, but
they good enough to stop Jamis. Uh yes, I'm saying
all this, and then we're gonna fuck we suck against
the spread. The spreads probably gonna be like what seven
seven and a half.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
And a half is what it is right now? Yeah,
Jamis Winston, Robert what does Winston say? Wins Ton wins
a Ton. That sounds like a pretty promising name for
a quarterback. Get a night's right there. Wins Ton and
Jackson Dart like we have the two best quarterback names.
And Russell Wilson, Fuck you dude, get out of my face.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Hey, volleyball.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
I think he's a great guy. Russe Wilson is a
great guy. And it just fucking throw the ball, man,
know what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
He can't do it anymore.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
He's just he just stands there and panics and throws
as far as he can.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
And it's my over. I should have went three and
l last week.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Yeah, it's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. The fired coaches, fired coaches
your back. And then also because of the fired coaches,
which just shows you like what did Dabel, Like what
did Wilson have on dable where it's like, hey, I
don't care that he can't complete a pass or do
anything at all, literally ever anymore. We're still gonna start him.
We're still gonna keepim over with Jamis. And then it's
like Jameis is just a vibe, dude. Right now, we're

(46:34):
at the lowest we've ever been, and sometimes you just
need a vibe. He is that guy. And then today
he in his press conference is like, I get I've
always been playing football and since I was four years old,
and I get to do it in the greatest city
in the world. It was quoting Hamilton and shit, and
I was like, fuck, yeah, he was singing it.

Speaker 1 (46:49):
It's not people said New York's not the great one.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
And also he's playing Jorgian fouryl is a day your
city smells like hot piss during the summer.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
You can't be the greatest city in the world if
you smell like piss. All off, and well, how many
times you've been in New York? One time?

Speaker 4 (47:02):
Okay, and it was in June and the entire city
smelled like hot piss.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I think it's it's uh, it's just funny when like
everybody does that, Like, like Texas, how do you live there?
A fucking a bunch of red Next It's like, no,
it's not though it's not at all.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
I also living in New York.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
I love sixty percent of my money that I make
going to Texas.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Well, how do you how do you live there? You
just do?

Speaker 3 (47:23):
Man, Like I do my work, and I go home
and I do the things that I do outside of work,
and then I go to sleep, and then I go
to work.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
It's just the way most people live in New York City.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
Not most people at all, most people at all.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
I will take any opportunity to ship on New York City.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Well, you're get to go to Jersey this year this
weekend and fucking try and ship on it, and it's
very likely that you will also come back.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Kid.

Speaker 3 (47:47):
The northern lights there, they're back. People saw them and
I didn't see it.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
So when I know that lived in Nebraska was like posting,
I thought that like the lowest they went was like
Northern Canada.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
It's the Northern Lights.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Like why are they? I guess they're up.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
We're still in the northern Hemisphere, so like I get
it right, but like, yeah, I didn't know that they
could get down this. I saw something that said, like,
even in Houston, you might be able to see him.
I'm like, no, we have so much light pollution. No,
we fucking won't.

Speaker 3 (48:13):
Somebody and Brenham I saw they send in pictures of
the morning show and.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
They yeah, Brenham, no light pollution, Houston not a five. Also,
I won't see him because.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
I don't go outside.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Yeah, I don't really care.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's the other big thing. I also don't care.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
That's cool, but like you guys got pictures.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I do kind of want to like look up and
see them and be like, for as guard, I think
the Northern Lights is like the basis of the Rainbow
bridge that vikings would cross on their way to Valhalla. Dogs, well,
I mean that's stolen from that because dogs are all
beautiful creatures and deserve to go to Valhalla, Oka or heaven,

(48:51):
whatever your personal afterlife is. Also, Valhalla is only supposed
to be for soldiers that die in combat. But you
know that's not important.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
It's different.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah's you're trying to tell me you don't know about
Norse mythology.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Dog, I don't.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
I'm a Roman empire guy.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
I prefer the Norse Vikings were cool.

Speaker 3 (49:09):
We always say you want a Viking funeral. I appreciate
their funeral style. That's that's really the only info I
have on them. And they also weren't really great to people.
They love drinking and pillaging and plundering and our wording.

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Yeah, I mean it was a different time. Who are
we to judge. They're just trying to conquer some lands.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Trying to conquer land.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
I mean, there are people that spent like six hundred
years just kicking the shit out of Britain's. That's pretty
cool culture to me. Okay, oh what'd you do for
six hundred years? I would just kicked the British as
ass over and over.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Okay, yeah, cool.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
I do think that, like history has a bunch of
fucked up shit, but like that's what history is. People
were fucked up, Like they called people savages for them,
and they were literally savages because they didn't we weren't
civilized society.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I'm not justifying it, but it's like people I know,
people didn't know then.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Tattoos, drinking and fighting sounds like my kind of Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
I just think I don't know I'm gonna die at twenty,
Like I just gotta I got, I got four good
years left. Let's try this.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
I live in a frozen land.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
What are you gonna I'm gonna get in a small
boat and just start sailing off into the ocean and
hope I hit land and then kill everyone there and
they take land. Yeah, why because I live in the snow.
It's always it sucks here, all right? What else we got?

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I had?

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Two h one is the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
Uh two days ago was the fifty year anniversary, so
read up on it, Bobby. The other one worse fast.
I went to Worsfest this weekend with my boys for
a Bachsler party.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
How many times did you say this is the worst.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
No, we actually found a way to make six to
seven not stupid. Anytime we saw ten year old kids,
one of us would just go and then like you
turn and their heads just snap around. They just there
was one kid that looked and he saw that it
was a bunch of mid thirties men, and you could
see on his face he looked annoyed and pissed off,

(51:08):
but he just couldn't stop his hands from doing the most.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
It's just the response, Yeah, that down too much.

Speaker 4 (51:13):
So I mean we're chugging beer at the same time,
so that might have had a big part of it.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
But man, it was fun.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
That sounds pretty funny.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
It was a good time. And also one of our
we all went to Texas State. One of our buddies
that was there. His dad met us at Worsfest with
two of his roommates from back when it was Southwest
Texas State Texas Fay and I tried to embarrass his dad,
and immediately I just found out, Oh, these guys are
the exact same people as.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Us, just thirty five years older.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Oh yeah, it was seventy year old men making the
same dick jokes that we make. And I was like, oh,
this is a beautiful thing to see.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Like I know that us included, like every generation shits
on the generation before them and after them. But then
when you really like it's the jackass theory, like put
jack on in a room full of gen Z millennials,
Boomers and gen X all like, you're very it's very
like you did all four of those guys, five of

(52:11):
those guys.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Yeah, yeah, hit the keys.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
It's just when you get all the boys together fell
and there's no women that we have to act mature around.

Speaker 1 (52:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
Even there's were seventy year old men. They were acting
like fifteen year olds with us.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
It was great. You just get the boys together and
it's a beautifully We were.

Speaker 4 (52:28):
Drunk at the end of it, like running run plays
just like in the middle of crowds. I had my
buddy like I'm playing center. I had him getting his
hand up into my gooch. We didn't have a ball,
We're just running. I'm pulling with a pitcher in one
hand ball. Oh yeah, we didn't have a ball. We
were just vacated. My buddy like knocked into like four
different people as he was running the ball at the gap.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Dude. Sometimes you just have to run twenty two blast
with the boys.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Yeah, run contact something, you run through contact, dude, And
that's what he was doing.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
You gotta sometimes you just gotta line up and run
a good power un play with the boys. It supports camaraderie.
It was a great time. Yeah, we had to pull
over on the way back. The uber had to because
our buddy was about to start throwing up in his uber.
And he went from not able to speak he was
so drunk to the most aggressive vombit I've ever seen

(53:17):
in my life, like knees and hands on all fours
on the side of the highway, aggressively throwing up, gets
back in the car back like that.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I bet that shatty incredible.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
I kept having to cover his mouth because he kept
trying to ask the uber driver really inappropriate shit. But
you know, you pick up a group of guys from
worse Fest, you know what you're getting into.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
Yeah, you rolling the dice. I did give him an
extra thirty bucks cash or pulling over.

Speaker 3 (53:41):
But also it's like a five hundred dollars cleaning fee
if you do threw up in an uber, says somebody
that was put into the back of an uber passed out.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
He wasn't passed out, he wouldn't talk, And I was
a bad idea. It was a bad thing that happened,
but it was a yeah, a great time. Forty dollars
pictures of beer spent one hundred and twenty dollars on beer.
So that's how it goes. Bro Dude, I had to
get some more strown a dunku the nice Grumman beer.
While yeah, it's Worst Fest.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
And each picture was like four I can't remember, it
was four six tall boys, so it was like eight
bucks of beer.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
You' getting your money worth. That's pretty good.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
Also, I we'll say this too, I really respected when
you go up and you pay for your picture. It's
on the little tap machine that they spin around. You
did not have a would you like to tip section?
Show out that respect to them, to be like, we're
making our money. You guys just have a good time.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Train you know what. Say what you want about the Germans,
but I can't think anything bad they've done. Oh shit,
Actually no, no, there's a couple.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
There's a couple. Worst Fest isn't one of those. No,
it is not is not one of those. If you
guys have the oppera. I don't know how much longer
it's going on. It might be done.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
But if you can mark your calendar for next year.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
I hadn't been in like six years. I want to go.
I've never been to Worst Fest. Next year, let's go, Robert,
you gonna do a boys trip. You're gonna hate it.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I would probably.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Robert would not like it.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
It's I mean, there's a lot of delicious food there,
which one of our buddies, and you've got like a
stomach thing. He can't really drink anything but super light
beers now, so he was just eating all of the food,
having a great time. Fried oreos, bacon, wrapped turkey legs,
a bunch of little German desserts.

Speaker 1 (55:15):
M it's fantastic. It's a good time. And then we
can run run places in the middle of that. Yeah,
that's really what I'm looking the most for it too.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
You should use the sausages. Honestly, I actually didn't eat
anything there. We had such a big breakfast. I was
so full I couldn't eat anything. We stopped at this
place that had pancakes. Literally, I don't know how to
say this big size of your head is the size
of your head. I got a giant pancake, bacon, sausage, eggs,

(55:45):
and ham.

Speaker 1 (55:46):
It was like fourteen dollars. I love breakfast food pretty much.
Breakfast food rocks. All right.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
There said comeback kid. Everybody saw id comeback kid.

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Next day we got the Not Cool segment where we
get to vent about what's not cool it's happened to
us over the last week. You can also participate. All
you can do is hit us up on X we
are at Past the Grade Pod. Use the hashtag PTG
not cool. Try and summarize it in three to five sentences.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
What happened to you?

Speaker 3 (56:12):
You know, if you get if you get stabbed, very
not cool. If you stub your toe trying to go
to the bathroom in the night also not cool. There's
varying degrees vent to us and we'll pick some of
the best ones each week at past Grade Pod on
X use the hashtag PTG not cool and include that
in there. The not cool segment. I already did tell
you guys about it. But the Pastor Grady Christmas Spectacular Saturday,

(56:32):
December twenty at the Cactus Cove thirty through thirty three
West eleventh Street. We've got a whole event thing on
our Facebook page. If you want to go, just mark
that you're going to that or whatever. But if all
the infos on our Facebook page. Past Grade Podcast on
Facebook Saturday, December twentieth at Cactus Cove thirty three to
thirty three West eleventh Street in Houston. It's going to
be a great time and it will also be I

(56:54):
think the Packers are playing that day, and then it's
the Saturday of the first weekend of the college football playoffs,
so it's all kinds. We'll have all the games on,
they got all the TVs, they got plenty of booze,
they got great food. It's gonna be a really good time.
We'll do the Christmas Movie bracket. I know, we try
and make it like a full podcast. This is gonna
be more of just like a celebration of the year

(57:14):
of the award winners. We're gonna do the answer segment
and then we're gonna we're gonna do the Christmas Movie bracket.
We're gonna kind of keep it short and sweet so
we can hang out. It's gonna be a fun time.
I'm really looking forward to it.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
The twelfth Annual Christmas Spectacular Saturday, December twentieth. They Cactus
Cove not cool Man Due. All right, let's start off
with ray Mundo Benavidez at k Mundo b on X.

(57:47):
He's the reigning two time defending MVP of the Gravies,
trying to see if he can go back to back
to back this year and Raymundo, Oh, this is a
sad one. And Raymundo says, my cat Amy isn't doing
well and had to book an emergency VET appointment. Might
be a UTI or kidney issues. I'm not trying to stress.
I'm trying not to stress too much. But I've had
her for eleven years. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Man, anything with a pet, it's one.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
It's like something that's near and dear to you, and
that's that's the hardest part. And then the money that's
the secondary thing. But just having to deal with both
of them at the same time that it's just a
gut punch I did when I saw this as I
reached out to him and I said, the wheezy head pancreatitis,
And I was like that it seems like that could
be the thing. And you just get you get cool

(58:32):
prescription dog for cat food that you just get to
pay like a hundred dollars for and if you don't
bring the prescription, then you don't get to buy it.

Speaker 1 (58:41):
So also, if you find out your cat has a
UTI or you're like, what do you do? Who are
you banging? What are you up to? You slutting it
up out there on the streets. But please please keep
us up there. I hope Amy's all right.

Speaker 3 (58:53):
We love you, buddy, We love Amy, and this is
a dog podcast, but we Amy's one of us.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
She's one of the good cats. It's one of us,
all right.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Cool, Give her a little uh, give her a little
boop on the pall from from all of us and
from me and Pad at least. And then just a
firm pat on the head for firm nod from Robert. Yeah,
like a handshake, like was what Robert would do. I said, hello, hello, son,
Hey dad, Hey son, firm man shake. Here's this briefcase

(59:23):
to take to school. Yeah, we're thinking about you and
we think about Amy. Man keep us updated, bro Uh.
Next not cool from josh Tree Coddle at Joshua Tree
seven one to three, and he says, getting older, I
didn't want some dude sticking his finger in my ass,
so I did the dropping a deuce in the male
thing and it ended up being the weirdest ship ever

(59:44):
pun intended.

Speaker 4 (59:45):
So yeah, you're just scared you were gonna like it,
That's all it is. Ain't none wrong, dude. The prostates
up there happens.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Dude, it happens. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
No.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
I I remember the commercials for it rhymes with smoler Guard.
But it'd always be like the ship box being like, hey,
what's up, we discreetly ship poo. And then I remember
having a neighbor that got like two boxes of cold guards.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Like, that's not discrete at all. I do like it.
Here's your box to shit in for years.

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
There's always wait till you turn forty by you can
get a full finger up the button.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
We're like, we can just poop in a box.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Here's the thing, though, I'm worried I'll miss because I've
only ever pooped sitting down. I don't know exactly where
the poop is hitting when it's falling out of me.
And the worst thing you can do is get that
and your turd lands on like the edge of the
box and you have to scoop it in there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
We'll just wait until you have poop again.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
But then you got like poop on the side of
the box. Yeah no, that sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Also, I don't need it that discrete. It's a medical procedure.
I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna shit in this box and.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Put it in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
I know but if you wanted it to be discrete,
then it's like, here's a ship box.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Everybody else check this out. Men can't even get medical treatments.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
No, it's it's good that you're trying to be healthy
and then you're being proactive. Pat would never do that. Ever,
I don't even have a doctor to ship it off to.
Not to avoid the doctor, but just he wouldn't even
think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
I'm gonna poop in a bag and just show up
with it to the doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
I've had this in my freezer for several years.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
How's my butthole?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Do you need this? I'm Pat? Here's this. You have
your briefcase with all of your things. I have a
game boy and ship in a bag. Can you need
one of these things? Here's some blood that what's your
own blood?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Well, I took it. I thought you needed to take blood.
This is a fast food cup. Well I didn't have the.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Whole screw t. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I'm not in a doctor's office all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Pissing a YETI it's nice and hot for you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Hey, you don't have to bring in all that stuff yourself.
This is you need a semen sample. I have one
of those two. It's in a sock.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
You just bring it, old sign, you can scrape it
off there, right, you got doctor stuff? Do it? What
do you put it in a microscope or some shit?

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
Fix me up, medical boy? Here, here's cash, you just cash?
What the fuck? So you don't have any insurance? Do
you cash?

Speaker 1 (01:02:04):
I should cover it? So that was eleven dollars? Shut up, nerd?
What about your hippopotamus? Oath man? Fix me up?

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
You better not go get that fucking hippopotamus though, you
fucking quack.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
I'll fucking turn you in so quickly.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
I'll call the Better Business Bureau this second. I will
fuck up your yelp right now. Showed up with my
own poop and they wouldn't even take it. Two stars.

Speaker 3 (01:02:33):
Well, I'm trying. I'm trying to help you, all right.
What do you want me to do?

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Saving us all time? That's good? Uh yeah, I hope
everything's good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
Josh, Yeah, t's and peace, brother, I'm glad that uh yeah,
done at least? So being healthy important?

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Yeah? Important? All right? Who wants to go first out
of us?

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I got a quick one. I have been not having
trouble going to sleep. I've been having trouble staying asleep. Yeah,
I've been waking up a bunch, not even like to
get up and peete, but like just waking up randomly.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
Do you snore?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
I don't snore.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
No, I don't think Sam. If if you snored, Sam
would have told you. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's part
of it. For me.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
Is I just kind of and then I just try
and roll over him back. But I hate to say,
you just kind of get used to it after a while.
Maybe tries it. Here's what I did when it first
start happened to me. Try some nose strips to just
help the breathing pathways.

Speaker 1 (01:03:33):
That should But also he's not a snorer, so I
don't know. Actually I just bought a mouth guard. Do
you do mouth tape? Don't do that. I've heard that's
actually not good for you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Nose breathing is way better for you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
Yeah, but blocking off one of your passages to be
able to breathe is not.

Speaker 3 (01:03:51):
I think you can still breathe through it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
Try it, just teaches the shitty tape. I don't do it. No,
try some Uh no.

Speaker 4 (01:03:59):
I don't have on my backpack anymore on this weekend.
Try some nose trips and just see do you sleep
on your back or on your side?

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
I have my side.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
Yeah, I don't understand back sleepers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:09):
Those are I thought about marijuana. I have not maybe
looking into that. There's some gummies. I probably won't do
that either.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
See med gummies they don't get you high. You know what.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
I what this has done though, Like I've been napping
more now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
Dude, naps early when you first become a napper. Yeah,
it's nice. Cool.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
I only do fifteen to thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
Maybe.

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Yeah, you just gotta beat that, Like that's the hardest
ones to get out of. You just gotta fight that
edge of no, we're up, We're up. I do that
with my daughter now. I'm like, hey, oh she's tired.
I think she needs to get out for a nap.
She's not great at napping on her own yet, so
I'll just go rocker and.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
Then it's time for like twenty minutes. I cannot off too.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
Yeah, and then I wake up. I was this is
for her, not exactly what I do to. I set
a timer, I'm on my phone and like like my chest.
I also got I got a sleep mask, and then
I didn't get like to use at home. I got
it like for a flight that I was taking Vancouver.
But now that the like an eye blackout. Yeah, and

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now that it's the time's changed, it's brighter in the morning,
like six o'clock it's bright.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
So like I I won't put it up on night.

Speaker 5 (01:05:19):
I'll because I wake I told you I wake up
a lot, so like around five thirty or so, then
I'll put it on just to keep me sleep. This
is not so bright at six am and when I
take naps, because in the middle of the day it's
super bright.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Yeah, just that's that's funny. Maybe you should put it
on at night though, so that when you don't get
woken up by the sun and the.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
No, I don't want to sleep with it, like I'm,
like I said, I'm a side sleeper, so then it
gets like weird in my ear and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
Fair enough. Yeah, you should get those tanning goggles.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Get some Morpheus sunglasses, the ones that don't go around
your ears.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
You should probably get two monocles.

Speaker 3 (01:06:01):
Maybe your eye tape his mouth tape, but just use
it for your eyes and that just sticks there perfect.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Or before you go to sleep, put on some EyeBlack
underneath because that keeps it helps keep the sun out
of your eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
That's a good point. And then oh, just put like
a sack over your head like hostage style.

Speaker 5 (01:06:22):
But then I won't be able to breathe and they'll
get it get hot into there and like that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
Maybe poke with one one nose. All odd ideas, some
potential remedies.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I'll think about it. Just waking up a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
It's been really annoying because in the morning, I don't
feel like I was I had a RESTful sleep.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
You track your sleep? Yeah, is it always like that
was bad?

Speaker 5 (01:06:45):
It's always like you were awake for an hour and
a half throughout the throughout.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
God, I would not like to see my readings.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I don't. I don't do that. I have to
charge my watch during sleeping time. But it would just
be like you're a fucking piece of ship except for
thirty minutes and goud zero rest will sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:04):
Mine would just be like, according to our statistics, you
died four years ago, How are you alive? I don't know.
I have all this stuff in my briefcase. Doctor wouldn't
look at it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
I'm a unit, all right, I'll go. I got a
few I can run through. One first night at the
Airbnb with the boys. Of course, we got drunk and
me and my buddy were sharing a room. He was
asleep within thirty seconds of us getting in the room.
He fell asleep in the weirdest like on his back

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with both knees up in the air, and then started
the loudest snoring.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
That's supposed to give for your back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
I think, no, that's not how he sleeps. He was like, dude,
that's how I fell asleep.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
He had no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
He just passed out, but snoring the loudest I've ever heard.
And then I get woken up at five thirty in
the morning, thinking some sort of train alarm is going off.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
It's the loudest alarm I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
Finally, after like five minutes, I wait, I get out
of bed and I go to walk to the living
room because it's so loud. I think it's coming from
out there. No, it's his phone that for some reason,
he had the loudest alarm in the world set for
five thirty am on a Saturday, nearly killed my best friend.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
He probably had it set for like work, and just did.

Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
He doesn't work on the weekends. That's what doesn't make sense.
But like, is there like my alarms, I have a lot,
but you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
Can set like when he said it was off on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:28):
Yeah, but like I set like twenty seven alarms. So
I just put that and it's on me to remember
to just turn them off. And so if you don't
turn it off, then I had like a three thirty alarm,
and I've done that before, but I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Yeah, a three thirty alarm. I made him shut them
all off that next morning. So that sucked.

Speaker 4 (01:08:44):
Then just basically everything about the Packers game, everything about
it sucked, but specifically late.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
In the game, push Push, that's bullshit. They only did one.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
Yeah, but it's bullshit. It's fucking score for the five
offensive linemen. We're offside. And he was like, we we
see this. Everybody sees this now.

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
It was funny that early in the game the Packers
did a QB sneak and our left guard just blatantly
jumped and they didn't call it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
I was like, that's payback.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
And then they didn't call theirs and my brother's like,
well even, I'm like, no, it's not even they get
away with.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
It every week and we say the majority of the
offensive line was off side.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
Yeah, but but they were late in the game. Three
minutes left in the game, they get into the huddle
with twelve men.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
That's a penalty, Robert, you can't do it. The referee walks.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Over and tells that you've got too many men in
the huddle and lets them just get away with it.
I was like, this is absolute horse shit. But yeah,
the Packers' offense is broken. I'm fucking freaking out right now.
It's it's not great. Not a big fan, need to
get right game unfortunately against your boys. Yeah, one of
us is probably to be super depressed this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
The other one, No, I'm more of the just like,
let's just have fun. Well so, really, that's what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
Is either I'm happy or you're happy, and I'm gonna
start looking.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
For ropes and chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Yeah, that's really the only possible outcomes of this game.

Speaker 3 (01:10:07):
He's like, Jamis can do some funck shit and you're like,
ha ha, it's Jamis. But he'll also do some other
funck shit where it's bad and I'm.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Expecting two seventy and two touchdowns, but also two interceptions
from him, because that's just Jamis.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Okay, that's just Jameis. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:10:21):
My main one was I went brought my car in
like I said earlier, uh and normally, like I made
a reservation for it at nine o'clock in the morning,
I didn't have to be at work till three. Getting there,
and then all of a sudden, it's ten ten thirty,
which is usually know, about an hour and a half
to get all the diagnostics shit they have to do,
check everything.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
And it's eleven and it's like eleven thirty and I
call the number of like the sales associate that helped me,
No answer. Call again, another thirty minutes later, no answer.
Finally it's like I'm there for almost three hours. Oh no,
they had called me like twenty minutes into it like, hey,

(01:11:01):
by the way your back breaks, we would really recommend
doing it. I was like fine. So then I after
like it's getting close to three hours.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
I started texting my coworker, who's a big car guy, like, dude,
how long does this take? Because like, I'm starting to
get worried I'm not going to make it to work
at three.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
What's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:11:17):
Like ten minutes after that, they called me back and
they go, hey, I've already talked with our technician. Basically,
he was doing the professional way of saying, I chewed
this fucking guy's ass out because there was a Corolla
next to mine that needed the breaks done. Mine did not. No,
they didn't work on mine. He's like, your car did
not get touched. You're good, but I'm pretty sure my
car sat there for an hour and a half waiting

(01:11:39):
in line to get its breaks done. When the technician
just confused my car, He's like, what, you're fine. Yeah,
like they went to go look at like these breaks are.
There's nothing wrong with him. Why is this car in line?

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
What would you have done if they had done the breaks? Bitch?
That's free, that's a free break change. Yeah. I didn't.
I didn't need that. I didn't need that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
I would have been like that, thank you for the
three hundred and seven need dollar free service.

Speaker 3 (01:12:01):
You just either take them off and give me my
other ones back, which you're not gonna do, or no.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
I would not have said that. I think you're not
doing that. I big.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
I don't have time to sit here for another two
hours while this happens.

Speaker 1 (01:12:11):
I have to get to work.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
Yeah, but but it was a I mean, I I
just uh, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
I guess some new child vibeers stuff too.

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
So the car's driving great, now, andything Like I wasn't mad.
I was like, dude, shit happens. I got to stop
at an Italian place that I love on the way
back home for lunch. Set my dad a picture because
it's his favorite place. Make him all jealous.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Nice. He actually texted me back, fuck you and the
horse he rode in on.

Speaker 4 (01:12:33):
So that was that was great, but uh yeah, just
having to sit there an extra I didn't get to
do laundry, spent on doing that in the morning.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
You're gra have a nicet productive dad, dude. I was
gonna be so productive.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
And then by the time I get home, I was
just fucking exhausted at eleven thirty at night, yeah, and
too tired to sleep.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
So then I had to watch TV for an hour
and yeah, yeah that was just He's and peas brother,
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
But like I said, he at least it was an
extra three hundred and seventy dollars I didn't have to Yeah,
that would have sucked.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Yeah, what about you?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
My knuck cool, it's not really a big one, but
like it's been hot and cold, and I wash my
hands a lot, dealing with like just taking pisces at
work and stuff and like my kids and all of that,
and it just dries the fuck out of my hands
to the point where like they've been bleeding. And like
the other night, I was giving my daughter a bath

(01:13:23):
and I was like, why is there blood on my hand?
It was just like there's a cut in the middle knuckle.
And then I've got a cut on my like knuckle
on my thumb, and there's been a couple of other
ones that are like popping up.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Them like that's gonna bleed eventually, and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
It's just like it just gets to the crevices of there,
just dried out, and I put the lotion and stuff
on it. But then like I'm washing them so often
that it's just like it doesn't really help that much.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
But you wash my hands all the time, they don't
get all cracked, no sense skin like mine. You know,
you should get sensitive. It's like this sensitive skincare is soap.
I should, Yeah, I have, Like I got it when
we had the tattoos. I still have the soap. It's
fucking great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I have that I'm using this soap right now, it's
just not done it. Just bring it to work with
you and use that as your hand soap.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
And then I had to be the guy that's carrying
soap around at work, which is kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
You are a weird guy. You work in a fucking
radio station. This is building filled of weird people. You have.

Speaker 3 (01:14:16):
Nobody's carrying there in soap.

Speaker 5 (01:14:18):
But don't you bring floss picks with you there my backpack? Yeah,
you got floss picks with you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Now, floss all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:14:25):
But it's like if somebody brings barbecue in and I'm
eating that, then okay, I'll f loss after that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
See, you have it if you need it. The same
thing with the soap.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
I would need the soap every day. Yeah, you just
put it in your pocket when you go to the bathroom,
wet soap. You put it back in the box. Carry
the box.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Now, these are all situations I could do. I'm not
going to well, I'm just trying to help bloody hands
because it looks kind of like I was in a fight.

Speaker 4 (01:14:49):
Yeah, I don't think anyone thinks you were, maybe unless
they're like, did you get drunk?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
This week and martial arts.

Speaker 5 (01:14:56):
I think people would think like, oh, it's it's he's
reacting after the Giants loss.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
He may have punched a wall.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
Yeah, that's the most likely thing around.

Speaker 3 (01:15:02):
I haven't done that this season. I haven't done that.
It's yell obscenities.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
So I do. It's fine.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
But now I just cook and it's fine. I make
barbecue sauce. My barbecue sauce.

Speaker 6 (01:15:13):
Guy, all right, um, cracked, cracked, dry hands, cracked, dry hands,
so manly, dude, I know, right hands guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Moving on, Let's get to the answer segment where we
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they make barbecue sauce? So that comes from.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
This is what happened when Italian's moving to the South
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Speaker 4 (01:17:54):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
Our first question this week comes to us from oh
speaking of Italians, Nick MACHIONI Nick Machion.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
By the way, we have the same last name, except
mine is a G in the front and his is faster.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Just mock.

Speaker 4 (01:18:10):
What our last name is like wa both ends in
io N n E. But I have a D and
his mock. He's just got a faster version of my
last name. That's cool, Okay. I want to coach a
football team with him. I'll take care of the defense,
he runs the offense.

Speaker 1 (01:18:23):
Nick Machion Machich. Nick says, oh, oh, that was the question.
He just said an uh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
That's it thoughts uh oh. Nick says, milkshakes are slushies.
Who is the real champion of tasty.

Speaker 1 (01:18:40):
Cold beverages, Bobby Milkshakes? Have you ever had a slushie? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
From Sonic is I have the Power Raided one? Mm
hmm that was my favorite. But it's milkshakes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Yeah, milkshakes. It's definitely milkshakes.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
Plushies are good, but milkshake it's like it's a fucking milkshake.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
It's just ice cream. You're basically just having ice cream.
But it's like this is a drink, ice cream, I
can have this. Slushi's rock. I'm not shitting on slushies
at all. Slushies are awesome. Like you ever go to
Target as a kid, You're like, mom, mom, can we
get can we get an icy? And then your mom's
like all right, fine, shut up, and then gets you
icy and you just get.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
To first time you had a Coca Cola icy as
a kid, You're like, whoa, they make this frozen too.
We got Doctor pepper ones.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
Yeah, they got it all they're great, but it's like,
you know, that's college milkshakes are the pros milkshakes.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
You You're like, yeah, this this is a serious thing.
I'm fucking up some milkshake right now.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
You're gonna have to get a milkshake on the way.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Yeah, I want to milks shake that too. Milkshakes are
the superior, superior, cold, tasty beverage. Great question, Great question,
great last name nick nick mation. Next question we got
is from Gustavo Abarca, Right, Gustava Abarca, m hm. Gustavo says,

(01:20:02):
what happens if one set of conjoined Nope, fucked that up.
Gustavo says, what happens if one set of conjoined twins
commits a crime and gets arrested? I think he meant
one of the conjoined twins commits a crime and gets arrested.
He said one of a set again in the second, Okay,

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Gustavo says, what happens if one of a set of
conjoined twins gets arrested?

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Here's the thing, what crimes can they commit? They murder somebody?

Speaker 4 (01:20:34):
I mean, if you're conjoined and touch it, you're getting
an accessory. Yeah, like you were part of the crime,
like or say it's even a computer crime.

Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
Someone online. You're sitting right there at any moment, you
could have used your arm to close the laptop.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
Yeah, I guess they could have been like you could
have called nine on one, but he would have got
me too.

Speaker 1 (01:20:54):
I don't want that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
I would assume you'd like but even if it didn't,
have to give him like house arrest.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
But even if it's accessory.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
You're you can't put somebody in jail for a crime
they did not commit. But like, by the way the
other person could go to jail is by bringing a
second person.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
You're getting house arrest.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
What it was like murder and one gets accessory because
they didn't do it and the other one did do it,
and then the same person and like one of them
gets two years and the other one gets fifty years.

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Like then what do you do two years in jail
forty eight in the house arrest?

Speaker 4 (01:21:25):
But it's murder if you get murdered by the set
ofic and joint twins. But you just kind of step
away of guns.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
They have the power of two. They have the power too,
you were out numbered. Actually they each have the power
of one.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
Half, but together they're two brains.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
I oh, so see that's like financial crimes. Well depending
on that again, right there, you know you're you're both
co conspirators.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Yeah, I think you're in necessory no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
But it's just like at a certain point, like I
didn't do am, I time is done, My sentence is up.

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
What I do?

Speaker 4 (01:22:03):
They could be like in a crowded bar and one
of them pickpockets someone.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
And the other guy didn't know.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
You have no idea, So yeah, I think the only
logical thing you could do is put them on house arrest.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
I think you gotta put them both in jail. And
it's just like, look, dude, we're gonna give you the
app like if you'd like, we can try and separate
you and see how that goes. But if not, you
gotta go with them, like or you gotta go over there,
like we don't know what to do with you.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Sorry. If you fuck conjoin twins, does that count? Like?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
Is that two on your body counter one? Because it's
one body, it's two people, but it's one body. My
body counts one. I've had sex with two people.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
I think it depends on how they're conjoined, because like
you could have one brain if they shared a head,
but also like what if like you just shared like
the middle of your body and not like you get
four legs together.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Too reproductive.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
That's only ever really happened in that Matt Damon movie
Stuck On Me. Yeah, I don't think I've ever seen
conjoined twins that were like do they do that? I
feel like I've only ever seen two heads.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Which, just for anybody trying to fact check us, one
of my decision making in this question is based off
of the movie Stuck on Me or You where he's
like having sex in the shower. What are they guys
just hanging out?

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Matt Damon, Greg Kanear.

Speaker 3 (01:23:24):
Yeah, that was an interesting movie.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Well, I'm googling conjoined twins to see No, Okay, I
was wrong a lot of time there is two bodies.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Yeah, oh, I don't want to laugh at that picture,
but it's it's like each of them has one of
the buttchet they're like facing away from each other, and
then the butt so it looks like the butt cheek
is like on the side.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Oh yeah, I mean it would depend on how they're conjoined, obviously,
but I think that like you give them the option
to not be conjoined. You can be like, we'll try
and do the surgery and see if we can pull
that off.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
State sponsored surgery. Like, well, we have to send him.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
To jail and one of do the surgery for you,
one of the murderer. The other one just doesn't want
to do time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
But if you mix it up and put the wrong
one in jail, the other one was just good. The
killer was a good liar. You know he did it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Oh dude, you gotta take a crime. Yeah, and then
you gotta look at that person next to you every day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
You fucking got me in this, but you also got
yourself into this sort of too, because you're here too.
I think, like you obviously gotta plinish them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
I think, depending on the severity of the crime, you
could probably get away with house arrest. But if it's
like you know, murder, cat fishing, catfishing, that's house ressed.
I don't even know if that's a real thing, but like, yeah,
I think I think at some point it's like you
gotta just sorry, You're a necessity. You just gotta you
gotta put him as a necessity. We can't really do

(01:24:54):
anything about this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:56):
Imagine being held accountable for everything your sibling does.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Imagine this would be a sick case for like an attorney.

Speaker 4 (01:25:03):
Oh, it would show up on Law and Order like
three weeks later. Yeah, the guys write it up quick.
We gotta film this.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
No.

Speaker 3 (01:25:11):
I think they go to jail and then they go
to jail, probably get really a sun house arrest at
some point, but you gotta go jails.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Imagine if they did it in tech like murder in
Texas and like, well, we have to kill him, you
share our body hanging off of you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
Yeah, that'd be wild.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
You'd fucking kill at Halloween though, literally figure that's a
scary costume. How'd you do it? Long story?

Speaker 3 (01:25:37):
I think they both got to go jail. It's an
unfortunate side effect of being conjoined. Those are rules either,
there are laws, and we had to follow these laws.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Okay, we live in a society.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
We live in a damn society. Good question, great question,
Great questions all around.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
So far.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
What we got next?

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:25:54):
Power rankings from Ray Mundo, Benavidez at k Mundo b
Power rank these Doctor Dre, Doctor Seuss, Dr Pepper, Doctor Doom,
and doctor Frankenstein. Are you guys both aware of who
Doctor Doom?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Is, of course.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
Yeah, I know the character. I don't really know much
more of it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
I wonder if this had been asked like a year
ago before yeah it got announced, how many people would
know doctor do.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Yeah, okay, I'll go first, as I guess as is traditions.
Number five pet doctor Pepper.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
I'm actually not shocked by that horrible food ranking that
he's doing there or drink ranking.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Number five, Dr Pepper, Number four Frankenstein, Uh, doctor Frankenstein.
He earned that degree, sir. I just didn't want to
keep saying doctor all the time into medic school.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
Doctor three years.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Doctor number three, I'm going doctor Doom. He's a bad
guy guy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
For sure, pushed by him.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Number two I'm going doctor Seuss. And number one I'm
going doctor Dre All right, let's good ranking.

Speaker 1 (01:27:13):
What if we rank them as doctors who would be
the best doctor who could save somebody's life on a flight.
You want to go next to? Should I take it?
You can go? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Number five, I'm gonna go doctor Doom. Very smart guy,
very powerful, but bad guy, bad guy, bad guy.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
Number four I'm gonna go dtr Seuss. Jordy's books as
a child, not much of a reader anymore. Okay, but
he does have bars.

Speaker 1 (01:27:46):
Uh. Three, we're gonna go Frankenstein, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:27:52):
Crazy guy probably, I mean, I guess you could say
he's a bad guy too. He dug up dead Bodies,
bad guy move. Two, we're gonna go doctor Pepper. I
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
But number one, Doctor Dre I me, yeah, it's fucking
doctor tre I need a doctor. No, I agree. I agree.
That's a great pick. Great pick.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Okay, I had very similar rankings, but slightly different. I'm
gonna go doctor Doom. Five. Wasn't he also like a
good guy that's now a bad guy? Like that's some bullshit.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
I mean, I depending on which timeline you're going with
him and read Richard's were friends for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
Well or he had his accent became bad.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
The only thing I know is he.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Also tried to take over a fucking country.

Speaker 3 (01:28:35):
It's Robert Downey, and it's like, bro, you were the
good guy. You can't be the bad guy now. So
five for that, I'm out for doctor Frankenstein. He's trying shit,
you know, like, not a great guy. He was just
trying some shit.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Medical advancements required sacrifice.

Speaker 3 (01:28:54):
He's got Yeah, you gotta be a trailblazer somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Three Doctor Pepper. I'm a pip guy. Myself knows that
about me. So I mean, I just think it's it
wasn't like an evil doctor who was trying to like
do shit, you know too.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Doctor Seuss big.

Speaker 3 (01:29:09):
In my house right now with two kids, but like
he does have bars, he's just not got the bars
the Dre's guys, Doctor Dre, he goes Dre Seuss Pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
I do like the videos of people rapping Doctor Seus's lyrics. Yeah,
oh yeah, it goes hard every time.

Speaker 3 (01:29:25):
It's pretty but yeah, pretty pretty solid. Power rankings. Good suggestion, Mundo.
So he's the MVP, guys, So he's the MVP. Our
next question is from alex O at alex mcthunder one
another person in the MVP conversation this year. Alex O says,
what is the most overrated fast food place or restaurant?

(01:29:46):
I'll go first because I feel like I think I've
like championed this, but really I just think it's a
lot of hate that's unnecessary. But In and out Burger,
In and out Burger, I like an outberger. I think
In and out Burger is very good. If you were
to tell me, like you get one burger for the
rest of your life in and out or what a burger,

(01:30:06):
I would probably just a regular weberburger, not not the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:10):
Burger, not the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
Yeah, I would probably go in and out just because
I like their burgers. But it is just their burgers
and the way that people hype it up.

Speaker 1 (01:30:18):
It's like it's the greatest fucking thing. And oh my god,
you haven't had burger till you have what burger?

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Or if you ever say it was all right, like, oh,
you probably ordered it wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:30:27):
I'm sorry. The best way to order it should be
on the menu.

Speaker 3 (01:30:30):
Yeah, in a order an animal style, okay, so just got
more stuff on it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Yeah, I've I've still never been. You know, why can't
get a fucking bacon burger is very You're a burger
place that doesn't have bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:30:42):
I can't respect you.

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
It is very good burgers, but the amount of hype
that follows, like in an out Burger, unnecessary, Like I'm
glad they're doing well business wise, but like the fact
that like you go buy it in and out Burger
and the lines just like Chick fil a.

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
It's like this is not Chick fil a food? What
are we doing here?

Speaker 3 (01:31:00):
And it's just burgers. It's just burgers. Like I like
Shakeshack a lot, but I don't think Shakeshak's the greatest restaurant.
Like I ordered Shakeshack the other day, but like they're
very similar burgers, very similar burgers.

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
In and out Burger's rock, Shakeshack Burger's rock.

Speaker 3 (01:31:14):
But the hype within an out Burger, I just think
that makes it overrated. It's it's a good burger, but
like it's not a good game changer. It's better than
what a burger burger? What a burger?

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
They got all kinds of things you can order.

Speaker 1 (01:31:27):
Yeah, the whole menu is better.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
So in and Out is probably would I'd go with Bobby.

Speaker 5 (01:31:35):
I go with what people will say as a classic.
I think McDonald's is overrated and it's very popular, but
they don't have I don't think they have the best burgers.
I don't even think they have the best fries.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Well, I mean, are you talking straight fries? Are you
counting like seasoned curly fries, different f.

Speaker 5 (01:31:54):
No, but I'm talking about all the fries, so yeah,
season curly fries. I think even like the Chick fil
A waffle fries are better than the McDonald's price, which
I think is.

Speaker 4 (01:32:02):
Fair to keep within the regular fry category because it's
regular seasoning, is what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
I thought about McDonald's too, But the thing about I mean,
I understand your logic too, But my thing is like,
I feel like I know what I'm getting when I'm
going to McDonald's. I'm not getting like a burger that's
gonna blow my mind. Yeah, I'm getting food it's gonna
make me want to shit later. You're getting McDonald's and yeah,
it's not good for me and anyway, and it's gonna

(01:32:29):
it's really salty shit. But I know, like I know
what a big bac tastes like, I'm gonna get that
exact thing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:35):
Mcgriddle's go hard mcgriddles.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
McDonald's breakfast, I think is all different game.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
So yeah, And the one thing I will say, the
only thing that ever disappoints me at McDonald's is when
I do go for breakfast and I get a tall
ice coffee that's I'm just cream and sugar. The fact
that I'm not adding like caramel and all this stuff.
They don't understand it, and it tastes different every time
I get it. I'm like, literally, just put some cream
and some sugar in there, and they're like, dude, we
don't understand not adding ninety things into our Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Yeah, we make a milkshake, but it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:33:02):
The ratio of just screaming. It's different every time, but
it's still good. Yeah. But it's like when you're geting McDonald's.
You're getting McDonald's. You know what you're getting.

Speaker 3 (01:33:09):
But that's why they fucked up with was fucked up
with McDonald's is when they went away from like the
dollar menu and stuff, and they're like, and we've got
this and now you've got sally.

Speaker 1 (01:33:16):
Like the problem the dollar menu is, you know, it's
the value. Mean, it's no, it's not a dollar. You're
tiny lit burger should be a dollar when I was
sure to be two fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
When I was in college and I was working, I
would come in and I do high schoo footballames and
stuff with the same McDonald's every Friday, and I'd get
two double cheese burgers. I would I would get the
big max sauce on top of it, and then you
get the fries and you stack the fries in between
the middle of it, and like that was my meal
every Friday. It's two of those bad boys. I was like,
I know exactly what I'm getting. It's pretty consistent all
of that. I feel like Burger King is the same way.

(01:33:47):
Like I feel like people shit on Burger King a lot.
I haven't really they couldn't tell you last time I've
been to a Burger King, but like, I know, I
know what I'd be getting. And it's like when they
tried to like do gourmet's, like, don't be gourmet, be
what you are.

Speaker 4 (01:34:00):
Burger King's dollar Burger was better than McDonald's dollar Burger. Okay,
the flame girled one I always thought was better.

Speaker 1 (01:34:07):
Yeah I agree on that. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Now, and a lot of people out there probably are
like Arby's Armies, I would say is the most underrated one.
I disagree because everyone always says like everyone hates on Arby's,
but nobody eats it, and you're like, who hoses?

Speaker 1 (01:34:20):
Please still it? But every time you've ever eaten Arbies,
you're like, this is fucking really good. It's just everyone
for some reason, it's hated all.

Speaker 3 (01:34:25):
They always hype it up like it's all gourmet shit
and it's like, no, you're fast foods, not being gourmet.
Stop trying to pretend that you're gourmet. Just like we've
got these your sandwiches, slap everybody. These surloin nuggets. They're
made out of steak, and so it's like if you
go get it, but it's just like it's chewy nuggets.

Speaker 1 (01:34:41):
I want a ham and cheese and I want a
roast beef. Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:34:45):
I was gonna say, I like, it was hard for
me to think I would. I was gonna go with
Burger King, But I don't really think it's over. It's
just that I think it has the most overrated item
and that back in the days of the dollar, burgers
are like what do they call the Cowboy burger whatever,
have like an onion ring and barbecue sauce on it,
and every time I got it, I was just like,
this is just so underwhelming of a burger that should

(01:35:07):
be great because of this barbecue sauce and an onion ring.

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Yeah, and its just like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:12):
Eh, sometimes Burger's just like not just there, but like
in general, just people do too much with burgers. Like
I don't need a nag on it, guys, I can
give me a patty, Give me some cheese, some lattice, tomato.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
That's all we need.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
I do respect that Burger King's chicken sandwiches for some reason,
like half a foot long, Like I don't know who
decided that, but that was a brilliant That was.

Speaker 1 (01:35:31):
A good, good marketing idea.

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
And I just can't think of many like you can't
go Chick fil A, you can't go Taco Bell.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Those are elite people that say yeah and like taco
bo shits, Like dude, I got a box of food.

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
You can't remember the last time I had Hearty's or Checkers,
whichever one it is in your region, but I remember
it being good. Yeah, I guess I just gotta go
with Burger Kings just because it's like, eh, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
That's fair. That's fair. Yah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Hardis is Carls Jr. J.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
Sorry, Checkers is rally Somebody was fucking yelling at their
phone right there.

Speaker 1 (01:36:08):
Checkers and Rallies best fries as it's calls Junior around here.
It's Hardy's other places.

Speaker 3 (01:36:12):
And when I've I'm buying frozen fries, I always get
the checker in Rallies once.

Speaker 1 (01:36:15):
If they got them, they slap.

Speaker 4 (01:36:18):
I kind of want to say White Castle, but I've
never had it.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
I've had white Castle Burgers, not at white Castle.

Speaker 1 (01:36:24):
That's what.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
The worst fast food is frozen in the freezer section. Yeah,
white Castle from your local grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
But in college they were awesome to just be like
got back from the bar boom.

Speaker 1 (01:36:34):
There's too too many burgers right there.

Speaker 4 (01:36:37):
I just can only think of like six fast foop play.
And then there's like Chicken Express. But Chicken Express is amazing.
The fried corn nuggets.

Speaker 3 (01:36:43):
I mean, if you if I don't really have a
preference of Popeyes or KFC, but I think chicken places
are like you could just sit there o rig is
like how hard is to make fried chickens?

Speaker 4 (01:36:52):
Oh you know what, No, I forgot about I'm going KFC.
Then like twenty years ago they chang it doesn't taste
the same anything.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
The bulls were like the best invention where somebody just
gets done with we just put it all.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Like the chicken itself used to be goaded and then
somewhere along the way, I mean I heard rumors that
they started pre writing it before it got sent to
the restaurants or whatever. But like it just doesn't slap
the way, So yeah, KFC, that's my fucking answer. I'll
take pop Eyes any day of the week over Tire.
I still think it's like, how hard is fried chicken?

Speaker 1 (01:37:20):
Churches also slaps, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
But fried chicken is like pizza. It's like that's pretty
much good anyway.

Speaker 4 (01:37:25):
People hate on Long John Silvers because it's fast food seafood,
but like I've never had I haven't had it a
lot in my life, but every time I ever had
Long John Silvers, it's fucking really.

Speaker 3 (01:37:33):
We got Randalls by Us where we live, and they
got some fried chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
It slaps. I never get the because it's just I
can smell it the other day and I'm just gonna
get this. I don't care. I might even that hungry.
And it was dope, like the food that they have
in there where you can like buy plates. It always
looks so good.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
But I'm like, I don't want to I don't know
what I'm ordering, I don't want to hold up the line.

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
I'm too scared to go talk to you. I can
just get what what kind of chicken we got?

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
And I just got the little bucket that they had best.

Speaker 4 (01:38:00):
All right, I'm gonna someday I'm gonna build up the
courage to talk to another human being in a grocery store.
But you, fried chicken is just like salt. It's just
like all the good shit on it. You're oversimplifying it.
There's if you want basic ass overrated fried chicken. Yeah,
but if you sell, if you are selling fried chicken,
if you're making it at home, yeah, yeah, it's like

(01:38:21):
if you're selling it, though, that shit better be crunchy
and good.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
No, I feel you. I feel you on that. All right,
great question, Great question, lex So all right, last question
we got. This is from Clayton t. And Clayton writes
in and says, if we found out that Michael Jordan
was actually a robot controlled by a frog?

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
What would that? Let me restart this, I keep sucking
up words.

Speaker 3 (01:38:43):
Clayton says, if we found out that Michael Jordan was
actually a robot controlled by a frog, would that help
or hurt the world?

Speaker 4 (01:38:53):
Clayton, there's a time in everyone's life when you realize
you've been taking too much acid recently.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
I think you found that time.

Speaker 3 (01:39:01):
Hey, there's no such thing as a stupid question. We're asking,
we're answering the questions. He asked us a question, We're
gonna answer it. I think this would absolutely hurt the world,
Like the greatest basketball player of all time if we
learned that was a robot controlled by a frog. I
have so many questions to ask, like did the frog
know how to play basketball and learned how to be
the best basketball player of all time? But then was like,

(01:39:23):
I'm never gonna be bought. They're never gonna buy that.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
I'm a a splinter situation. Yeah, Like I'm never gonna
get an opportunity as a frog.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
I'm no dog. They're not gonna give me a chance
to play basketball in the NBA. So he just created
a robot that then he made the best robot basketball
player of all time, but had to pretend that it
wasn't a robot basketball player. And then you gotta be like, like,
how did you operate this with a controller?

Speaker 1 (01:39:44):
Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:39:44):
Like do you like you don't really have fingers? Like
you're like, how are you doing all of this? Like
how's that happening? How was he so dominant? What did
you do? Was it because he was a cyborg?

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
I don't know. Then I have to grasp with the
reality in.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
Like real people of all real people, Lebron James is
probably the greatest basketball player.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
That's see, that's the reason is then Lebron stands have something.
And I don't want to ever listen to those people
because then.

Speaker 3 (01:40:10):
I would have to say that, yeah, it was Lebron
James is the greatest basketball player. He's not even number
two all the time because he's the real person. He's
the greatest at compiling stats, in sitting out games, Yeah,
that's Lebron faking injuries, flopping, Yeah, he's the goat at
all of those. Probably not even the goat at flopping.
I remember watching the Utah Jazz in the nineties. I

(01:40:31):
think you would definitely hurt the world.

Speaker 4 (01:40:33):
It would one hundred percent hurt the world because Lebron
fans would be even more fucking rambunctious.

Speaker 3 (01:40:37):
And then we'd be like, there's mobbed up refs, there's
there's there's bullshit no calls and calls that.

Speaker 1 (01:40:43):
Go either way.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
And then the greatest player of all time was a
robot that was being controlled by a frog and fooled
us all for years.

Speaker 4 (01:40:50):
And then you'd have to be sitting there going You're
in a room for people who here's actually a frog.

Speaker 1 (01:40:55):
Yeah, then, yeah, who's being good to worry about lizard people?
You gotta worry about frog people.

Speaker 3 (01:41:00):
Who's being controlled by frogs in here? That's what I'd
start asking. Frogs are on the world.

Speaker 1 (01:41:07):
She could frog government that rules over all other governments.
I would say it for years. The gay frogs are
ruining the NBA. That's what they're doing, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Alex Jones, Um, it would absolutely hurt the world, no
doubt about it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
People would think every gay person was actually a frog.
Some people would. Candice Owens would be on that take
real fucking.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
I'm quick, you know, somebody's a grandma and Facebook would share.

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
See, I told you guys, what found out my granddaughter
is a frog?

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
Today she was wearing a Michael Jordan jersey and I
just knew from there. That's when I knew, Yeah, No,
it would be. It would absolutely hurt the world. It
would be a very terrible thing, but great question.

Speaker 1 (01:41:56):
It would take down the world.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
It might be the worst thing that could ever happen.
Might be the worst thing that could happen.

Speaker 1 (01:42:04):
The switch to weed.

Speaker 3 (01:42:05):
Man, I don't know, keep coming back with these, these
are these are good. Michael Jordan is a frog or
controlled by a frog. All right, all right, let's move on.

Speaker 1 (01:42:17):
That's it. That is it? That is it.

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love it. I promise you. Let's do the the random
celebrity generator who.

Speaker 4 (01:43:09):
We got today, I'll take Mary Shelley, Mary Shelley, I'm
gonna go, Bree Larson, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:43:15):
Gonna go, Mark Kohne, Mark, Mark Cohne. Well.

Speaker 3 (01:43:19):
First, Also, if you haven't listened to Walking to Memphis,
we listen to Walking to Memphis.

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Becus, you're gonna love it. If you haven't listened, like
what do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
And if you have listened to it, listen to it again. Okay,
put on your shoes. Bree Larson, Mark Cohne, Mary Shelley,
Mary Shelley, She wrote Frankenstein. I was about asking who
is who is that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:38):
I just tried to.

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
Pretend which Also I looked it up a second ago
to make sure that was the right person I was
thinking of the next title of it was Frankenstein or
the Modern Prometheus.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
No, I mean that was.

Speaker 4 (01:43:49):
Frank Stein Comma or that that was the title of
the book. It wasn't Frankenstein. We definitely did a good
job the years, all right.

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We got Don cheatle Annette Benning, a Well, Robert Redford,
Art Carney, Bobby Jones, Christopher Walkin, Wayne Gretzky, Bree Larson,
Marie Shelley, Mark Coone, running it back, Arthur Ash Eddie
at Cars, R Carro, Jim Currier, Gustavo Curtin, Tiger Woods,

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Luke Gregg, Mercedes McCambridge and Mariah Carey last One and
Brie Larson, Marie Shelley and Mary Shelley and Mark Count.

Speaker 1 (01:44:28):
This a fucking guy. I don't know what's Frankenstein history.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Pele, John Humphries, Marion Davies, Lawrence Taylor, Kate Humble, Sonic
Youth and Bradley Cooper. Nope, not even close. I guess
I was the closest because Lawrence Taylor, So I'm gonna
count that.

Speaker 1 (01:44:44):
I don't know if anyone was a writer, so.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Yeah, I'm just he was a giant, so that counts.
That's really hot. That doesn't really count, but accounts. Okay,
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