Pass The Gravy: The Best of 2024

Re-live all the best moments from the podcast this past year with your pals Alex, Pat, and Robert.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Baby Gang, Gang Gang.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Baby Powder the top and lead spread. As we're listen,
it's a past the gray lead Gray we go and
fishing for your bitch today with Chunk and Houston that
Houston baby.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Now we go ahead and lit can we get rich today?
Ch bitch.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
I was on my way home yesterday, and I know
that everybody's seen the baby on board stickers and signs,
and you know, sometimes you have the baby in this
bitch or they get crazy with it, or they put
the little Carlos from the Hangover on the back of it,
and I'll say baby on board, but this one said
baby Muggle on board. And as I was driving, like,

(00:58):
I drove past it, didn't think anything of it, and
then kept thinking back to it. It was like baby
Muggle on border. Wait Hermione was a witch and she
had Muggle parents. Harry didn't know he was a wizard
until he was eleven. Like, you don't fucking know, you
don't fucking know that's a baby Muggle. There's no way,
there's no way for you to tell. You have no

(01:18):
fucking clue. You're really putting that baby into a box.
And you know what you're gonna do is you're gonna
create another Baltimore because Baltimore was like, Oh, my stupid,
my stupid Muggle parents, I don't need you. And then
he fucking turned into Hitler but for wizards and was like,
if you're not pure blood, if you're not Airyan blood
but wizard blood, then you're not good enough. And it's like, bro,
he would have like, you're starting. Somebody's like villain arc

(01:41):
right here by putting baby Muggle on board, because that
kid's gonna grow up, and then that guy's gonna think back.
He's like, mom, dad, didn't you have a baby Muggle
on board sticker when I was an infant? And they'd
be like, yeah, we did, Why But I'm a fucking wizard,
mom and dad? And then he kills his mom and dad.
It's the whole fucking thing. And that's like the new
Harry Potter story. It's basically that's how val More would
have would have started if they had baby on board

(02:03):
stickers when Baltimore was a baby. Dane Milner writes in
Again and says, could you beat up any bird in
a fight?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
No Ah, you're wrong.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I could kick any bird's ass.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
The Andy and Condor has a wingspan of ten feet
ten inches and large talons.

Speaker 6 (02:24):
No, it would swoop down on you. Dude.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
A peregrine falcon could fuck you up because they dive
at so fast they dive what is it like, one
hundred and twenty fucking miles an hour.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
Something like that, they so dude, a bald eagle could
fuck you up. Yeah, right, you're gonna fuck up a
bald eagle.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
But if it's gonna throw down, I have to throw
it down back.

Speaker 6 (02:46):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
The claws on some of these birds, you don't know,
they would fucking tear your shit up.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Oh yeah, until I just punched them out of the
fucking air and then, oh no, what you're on the ground.
I got you here, bitch.

Speaker 6 (02:57):
Peregrine falcons they're they're not that big.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
But if this thing dive bombs you at two hundred
and forty miles an hour and hits you in the head.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
You're done.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, I'll wear a helmet it is.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
You're not going to see it coming.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Yeah, two hundred and forty miles an hour, it gets
you in the chest, you're done. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Not if I swat him away.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
You won't. He's moving two hundred and forty miles.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Spot the fuck out of that bitch, dude. I would
kill any bird. The only bird that I could not
kill is the pterodactyl, but that's a dinosaur, not a bird,
so that doesn't even count. I can fuck up any
bird out there.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
No, just that even that falcon that Pat was talking
about two hundred miles an hour, it's cruising speed is
fifty five miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, so it is mine when I'm in the car.
You drive that slow in the car only in school zunce. Yeah,
any bird in the world I could kill.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Now, now I'm realistic.

Speaker 3 (03:44):
I am too. I fuck up a bird. I'm Alex
King of the Birds. So I came up with some
slang words or slaying phrases that I wanted to run by.
You guys, just get your thoughts on the first one
by hanging and that's just when you're hanging with your
boys with some ice called Baja black, you and the
boys and some Baja blasts.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
That plays right, I like it.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
The other one I had was a Quaker's dozen, because
you have a dozen, which is twelve of something, you
have a Baker's dozen, which is thirteen of something. And
then I thought we should add the Quaker's dozen, which
is when you get like eleven doughnuts or they leave
out one thing. But you have like anxiety and you
don't want to ask people anything, and you don't want
to like cause any kind of confrontation or anything or

(04:26):
send it back. So you're just like, you know what,
I'm just gonna pay for it and just take it. I
don't want to I don't want to hassle anybody. It's
like you're like, you can also use that for oh, well,
you know, I asked for the gobbelgool on the side,
the gobbelgool came on top. Instead of sending it back
and getting my food spit on, I'm just gonna you know,
it's a Quaker's dozen situation right here. I'm just gonna
eat this and I'm just gonna gonna go with it
as it is. I don't want to cause any commotion,

(04:47):
like a Quaker doesn't want to fight or cause any
controversy or get into any commotion or anything like that.
So like a Quaker's doesn't like they were one short
on my order, I'm not gonna really like, hey, well
I'll excuse me, like you just I don't want to
I don't want any commotion, you know, I don't. I'm introvert,
don't want to ask anybody for anything else. I think
a Quakers doesn't plays. Next one I had was a

(05:08):
real box of chocolate situation. This is obviously from Forrest Gump,
but this is basically this is basically me saying like,
I don't know what the fuck's going on. Anything could happen.
We're in a real box of chocolate situation over here. Boys.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
It feels like something that like an announcer would pull
out and like mid July during the baseball season, it's
just the dog days, no first and third, no eulse,
we got to have this here. Yeah, it's a real
box of chocolate situation.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Like, dude, you're really running out of shit to say
this season, aren't you.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Another one I came up with was lizard tailing. Now,
this could mean one of two things. It could either
mean going into witness protection or that you have just
survived like a near death experience. You've bounced back from it,
maybe have a new outlook on life. And this is
all from when a lizard sheds its tail because something
tried to grab it, and it's like fuck, fuck I
gotta get out of here, and he's like, you can

(05:58):
keep this tail, I'll grow a new one, and you
go to witness protection. You're like, man, i almost got
fucking killed by the mob. Now I'm gonna start my
life anew without a tail and a new name and
all this shit, or like, shit, I almost died. I
gotta start reevaluating my life and appreciating things. I got
a new lease on everything. I think that plays right

(06:18):
like lizard tailing.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
I think you could also use it similar to like
throwing somebody under the bus, like it's not going well,
so you just cut off.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
The tail and walk away, like oh no, that's it
was like that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
The next one I had was Mamba mentality, but it's
mom is basically just what you would use to be, like, dude,
she's got that mamba mentality because she's a badass mom.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
I kind of like it more for like when moms snap,
Like when when you finally like annoyed your mom or
just pushed her so far that she just like turns
and hits you.

Speaker 5 (06:49):
That's mamba mentality, Like.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
She's sped up with your shit. She's going in badass
mom mode, or she's got that Mamba mode on the
last one I brought in is Swinton. You could also
I'm going full Bill Flinton on this one. And that's
when you have to make an adult decision. But you
don't know what to do, so you just go back
to what your parents did when you were a little kid,
kind of like when you would have Flintstone vitamins every

(07:13):
morning just because your parents were like, it's good for you.
Like I don't know, I'm just gonna eat these because
they're out and they're delicious, but like these are good
for me. So then as an adult, you're like, I'm
just gonna take vitamins, but I don't feel good vitamins
are good for me. Or like, oh, my parents told
me to put vacilline in socks if I have a cold,
and it'll make me not have a cold anymore. Like
you don't know how to get over a cold, so

(07:34):
you're just like, I'm gonna do what my parents did.
I'm flinching. Those are some slang phrases. I feel like
maybe we try those in our everyday lives, you know,
maybe maybe box of chocolate it up a little bit,
maybe try a little Quakers doesn't just you know, just
pepper those into conversation, see how it goes. If Benjamin
Button was in an elite athlete, how would you have

(07:56):
found out? Because he ages in reverse, so like he's
washed in his like late thirties. Would he be like, Man,
I'm probably gonna be a great athlete if i'd shave
off five years and then five years younger. He's just like, hell, yeah,
I'm really just I'm hitting my prime.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
He gets all the knowledge first, so when he finally
gets to the right age to do it, he's just
immediately elite.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
Would you take a swing on a Benjamin Button if
you knew he was an elite athlete? You get like
a forty year old Benjamin Button. You don't know what
the shelf life of his of his career is, or
injuries or any of that. But you get a quarterback
at forty You're like, all right, we gotta give him
five years.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Well still, then you got a draft at thirty five,
and then if you go listen, you have to sit
for a couple years because you're a little old, yeah,
and learn my offense. And then after two or three years, like, okay,
you're thirty two, I got a decade of you starting,
then all of a sudden towards the end of his career, like,
oh no, man, he's kind of young, like he's still
going through He's he's reversing through puberty right now. I

(08:55):
don't think he has it anymore. He can't start.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Benjamin Button is an elite athlete, like would be a
very unique situation trying to find out like when his
prime is gonna hit or like if he has elite prime.
He's like, I'm pretty good. Could I be great in
two years? Negative two years? I mean its negative two years.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
It's an athlete whose body is only going to get
better and healthier as he ages and then worse again.
But that's like an immediate falloff point.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Yeah what if he yeah, I guess you do shrink.
He's like, look, I'm gonna lose about almost all of
the inches that I have on me right now.

Speaker 8 (09:34):
I'm gonna lose all of my height.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Eventually, you're gonna have to cut me because I'm gonna
be the height of a five year old.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
If you could have any athlete to give a Benjamin
Button career too, who do you think would be the
best one?

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Tom Brady?

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I think it's Frank Gore. You're like, I've got the
same I can use the same running back for thirteen years,
and you know, eventually, like the first couple of years,
you're like, all right, you're a reserved back. You gotta
do a couple. But then eventually you get Frank Gore. Yeah,
and you're gonna get like six years of his prime
because you know you've got like, let's just say, you know,
at twenty one, you got to just stop, like that's

(10:11):
the end of it, because then he's college age and
you're like, okay, you got to be done at though.
But from like twenty seven to twenty one, you're like,
I get prime Frank Gore.

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Do you think he would have to go out of
the NFL and then like do a recruiting process where
he's like, this guy played twelve years in the NFL,
and now he's committed to Michigan.

Speaker 8 (10:31):
As a senior, and then he's a junior, and then he's.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
A sophomore and then a freshman last so like only
his first year he can win the Davey O'Brien if
he's a quarterback, yeah, because that's for senior quarterbacks.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Okay, right, yeah, I don't know something to think about,
let's make Benjamin college.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
But he's that guy. I only want to play two years.
I'm a red shirt sophomore, so then you play for
two years, but then you're just hanging out on campus
for one and then you just say I want that
red shirt here. And he's got to go play high
school football. So this guy's got all kinds of experience.
I've been playing football for fourteen fifteen years. I'm ready

(11:12):
for you, and I'm ready to go high school. Now
high school time. It's happening.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Before my wife leaves to work. She always puts on
Animal Planet for Wheezy in the mornings, and sometimes like
they have weird shows on animal Planet, and she'll send
me a picture of like whatever the description of the
show is. The other day she sent me the show
is called Otter Dynasty, and it says Otter Dynasty. The
episode's title is The Queen's Wrath, and it's it's description

(11:40):
is Queen Olivia plans a surprise attack on two warring clans,
Princess Eva and Impress White Whiskers fight for their clans survival.
I was like, that sounds fucking epic. I mean, I
didn't get to like binge watch Otter Dynasty. Yet I'm
waiting till the season's over, you know, like I want to.
I want to stave up all the dramas so I
can just binge through it all. But I did come

(12:02):
up with some Animal Planet shows that don't exist that
probably should. First one is Breachers, and that's just thirty
minutes of shark breaching videos. She dragged the fake seal
behind a boat. Watch shark jump out of the water.
Just fuck up that fake seal, like, just rinse, repeat,
do that for thirty minutes. That's an episode I meant watch.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Rate other one I had.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
It's called be Someone and it's after her mother's untimely death.
A newly appointed queen has to establish your dominance. Is
the new head of the beehives to the hive doesn't
turn on her and kill her. Because if you're the
new queen in a beehive and it doesn't like you
don't take They're just like, nope, fuck you, we kill you.
And it's fast. So you got to really really establish
your dominance. I think following a newly queened bee and

(12:45):
being like, yo, she's got to chat with this guy.
She's got to be cool. With this guy. She's got
to make sure these people are doing their shit. That
would be kind of like a Sopranos but for the
for bees. But another one I had Beasties day out.
We just let the animals at the Central Park Zoo
out for a day and we put GoPros on all
of them, and that's the story. You just follow them around.
You're like, this is the gorilla when he got out

(13:06):
for a day. These are their stories. Maybe you're following
the antelope and then you're like, oh cool, check that out.
Look at this giraffe. He was just eating leaves all day.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
I think there could be some drama in there somewhere, some.

Speaker 3 (13:17):
More animal Planet shows that don't exist. This one is
called the Chain, and it just you start with one
fish that eats a smaller fish, and then that fish
then you see that fish just we follow it until
it gets eaten by a bigger fish, and then we
follow the fish that they did and see what it
does for a litt while until they gets eaten by
an even bigger fish. And you basically just keep going
down the food chain until you get to like the

(13:38):
alpha or apex predator and you're like, that's the winner
winner the food chain. So like the old flash game, Yeah,
Odell don hunder, it would.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Get really wild when one of those fish gets caught
and then you follow it, like getting sent into a
restaurant and then you see some guy eat it, and
you think that's gonna be the end of it. But
then instead of getting eaten, that guy he just is
like going to his car that night and gets robbed
and shot, So then you're following the robber.

Speaker 3 (14:02):
Yeah, it takes a dark turn, It takes a real turn.
Another one I had, it's called America's Next Top Piranha
and basically it's just the Fourth of July and Nathan's
hot dog eating contest, but with piranhas in their own tanks,
and you just throw a bunch of hot dogs and
buns in there, see who eats the most hot dogs
and buns in ten minutes, just like Joey Chestnut would,

(14:22):
but the piranhas, so I feel like it would be
more lit.

Speaker 6 (14:25):
I'm one hundred percent in on that one.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
I want to see pronas fuck shit up man living
with tapeworms. I don't know how we filmed that one,
but I think there could be some drama in there. Somewhere.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You follow the tapeworm or you follow like a person
that's ingested a tapeworm.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
I think both. I think you've got to show the
tapeworm getting bigger as the person gets smaller, Like why
am I losing all this weight?

Speaker 6 (14:46):
And then all of a sudden bamler in the hospital.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Tapeworm.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
That's the next Hollywood craze.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
Anyway, Robert, does you have any ideas?

Speaker 7 (14:52):
I just thought off the top of my head, depressed
Rabbit Tricks were for kids. Yeah, I think it follows
the life of the the Tricks rabbit and what became
of him after years and years of being unable to
get cereal.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
It's like a behind the music, like a VH one
behind the music, but like annimal planet behind the tricks.

Speaker 8 (15:12):
Yeah, the dark side of Cereal.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
I like that a lot. Why don't we just do
a power ranking of our five places to bleed out?

Speaker 8 (15:22):
So I will go first. I'm gonna go five to one.

Speaker 3 (15:24):
Number five is going to be the background of every
Microsoft computer that we had in school.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
The rolling hills. Like I could see myself just bleeding
out right there. It's like, look at these rolling hills,
this is awesome.

Speaker 8 (15:39):
What a butte.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Number four, Grand Canyon, Come on, they wouldn't want to
bleed out there.

Speaker 8 (15:44):
Beautiful, that's a great one, beautiful.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Number three the Coliseum in Rome, because like I probably
was like a gladiator. I just got done, like battling,
and like I probably lost if I'm bleeding out, but
I'd like to think like I stabbed them first and
then I also so like it was like a double
stab thing, you know, like I am the victor, but
like I'm gonna die a hero's death, bleeding out here
in the Roman Coliseum. Number two the island from Lost.

(16:12):
That's where jackties at the end.

Speaker 4 (16:13):
Spoiler. But dude, it's a cool it's a cool fucking
it's just about to watch it. It's a cool fucking island.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
And I think it's in Hawaii, and like that just
seems chill. Number one is the end scene where Arthur
dies on Red.

Speaker 8 (16:25):
Dead Redemption two.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Specifically that like the side of the mountain and the
sun's going down.

Speaker 8 (16:30):
He's just like I gave you all lied, Arthur Morgan
here signing off.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
All right, so at five, I'm gonna go just the beach,
Oh beach is good. You just bleed out on the beach.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Just good.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
It's what's some more chill place right beach. Number four,
I'm gonna go out of sports book. Number three. I'm
gonna go blood gulch from Halo one. Oh if I
could make it to the just dude, I die among
a field of war results, Yeah, that would be an
absolutely amazing place.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
Ago.

Speaker 8 (17:00):
That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Number two. I'm gonna go Game seven of the World
Series after I bang into the wall and make a catch.
And number one on the field, after my team has
won the national championship and I get trampled to death,
my team has won. The Confetti's flying down. People don't
even realize I'm there. I'm under their feet. Nobody knows
that the field has just been stormed, and I'm just
staring out into the sky. I'm a champion technically, not me,

(17:24):
but my team won, so it counts, and I just
see it like people run by me and confetti your
hand just reaches up out.

Speaker 7 (17:36):
I think we can all we're all in agreement. If
we're at the ballpark and a ball gets hit to us,
we catch it. Whatever, home run, foul ball, whatever, that
We're not giving it to a kid.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Actually not now. At this age, I would I would
just turn and give it to okay, because what am
I gonna do. I'm gonna take it home, and then
it's just gonna get lost in my house.

Speaker 9 (17:54):
It's for your inner child, pat oh.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
And I am a child. It's not even that enter.

Speaker 3 (17:59):
No. I think my my personal rule would be if
you catch it and there's a kid that was also
trying to catch the ball, like here you go, buddy.
But like if I catch the ball and there's some
kid there was nowhere around me, like I don't have
I don't owe it to just like a little kid,
to here you go, bud, Like we've got to pull
yourself up by your bootstraps and catch your own damn

(18:20):
foul ball.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
Get your dad, buy better tickets.

Speaker 9 (18:22):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
I wouldn't give it to the kid, no matter what,
no matter what, no matter, no chance, no chance. But
here's here's the move that I'm thinking now that I'm
actually gonna like if this ever happens, I think I
might do it. If a kid catches the ball, I'm
gonna take it from him because the cameras are going
to catch that, right and the team is gonna feel bad.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
I'll be the villain.

Speaker 4 (18:46):
Sure, but you'll probably get kicked out for stealing.

Speaker 7 (18:50):
The kid will get to meet the player, he'll get
a signed the ball, and a bet the kid will
get more out of it.

Speaker 9 (18:56):
If I take the ball from him.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Great point. A lot of people a people.

Speaker 8 (19:00):
Aren't realizing what Robert is really doing.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
He's helping out these kids, and people are gonna be
booing this man. People were booing him, and he's really
just like, hey, buddy, here's a here's a baseball bat,
and here's a jersey, and here's an autograph and a photo,
like you're giving him everything. Because a team can be like,
you're right, and they always do that. We're like, we're.

Speaker 10 (19:19):
So sorry that this girl that didn't catch the ball,
but the adult next door didn't give it to her
because he was taller and a better athlete than her.
We're sorry that she didn't get the ball, even though
her entire section boot a fan that paid his hard
earned money to be here, and this bum little five
year old just wrote wrote her dad's coattails of the game.
This guy clocking in, clocking out, going to a game,

(19:41):
try and relax, trying escape this little five year old
doing nothing.

Speaker 3 (19:44):
What she's coloring, get a tough day of color, and
get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 8 (19:47):
You don't, you don't get a ball?

Speaker 7 (19:49):
Yeah, the kid will get so much more if I
take the ball from them.

Speaker 8 (19:52):
That's actually a really good idea, Brett.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Says, was Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the best thing to
happen to America. Now. Hold on. I sat there, I
thought about this, and I tried to say to myself, Alex,
what did we learn from Abraham Lincoln's assassination? And I
really sat long and hard and thought about this, and

(20:22):
I think what I came out with is that John
Wilkes Booth maybe was not politically motivated. Because I started
thinking about Abraham Lincoln. Who was Abraham Lincoln? What was
this dude's deal? Hey, he freed the slaves. This guy
was a great guy, did all this cool stuff, built
a log cabin as a kid, he delivered himself as

(20:44):
a baby. And then he also wore a fucking nine
foot tall hat. And I was like, Abraham Lincoln was
a pretty tall guy. I went and looked it up.
Abraham Lincoln was six foot four wearing like a nine
foot tall hat.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
That which back then was like the equivalent of like
six foot nine was five.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Yes, it was five feet tall. John Wilkes Booth was
not some like guy politically motivated. John Wilkes Booth was
just like you or I at a concert, when the
six foot four guy decides he's gonna wear the cat
and the hat hat also and stand in front of you,
John Wilkes Booth just wanted to watch play. And he

(21:21):
was like, who the fuck is this guy, This fucking
giant man walking in with the fucking the biggest hat
I've ever seen in my life. I think that if
we learned anything from the Abraham Lincoln assassination, what we
learned most is that don't be an asshole. That's the
tall guy that wears a giant hat. And I'm not
saying that you could assassinate those people, but I think
what John Wilkes Booth tried to teach us is that

(21:43):
we should shame the people that are too tall that
go to concerts and then wear big hats. You're allowed
to be tall and go to a concert, you're not
allowed to wear a tall hat while you're at a
concert and you're also tall. And I get like the
assassination a little much that's just how they did things
back then. Dude, it was at different time. There's a
different day and age, and to this day, do you
not still get mad if you're behind somebody tall and

(22:06):
they have a big hat on. I think really what
we learned from the Abraham Lincoln assassination is that tall
people shooging were tall hats and if you are, you
should be shamed. And I think that's all we need
to take away from it.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Who is the goat of people that got schmischmaschinated.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Is it Franz Ferdinand, or it's Franz Ferdinand, or it's JFK.
Those got to be the goats. That's the Michael Jordan
versus Lebron debate. When you come to schmish machinations, I
would say that like Franz Ferdinand has to take the cake, though,
because Franz Ferdinand literally like a war was started, a
world war, a world war, the whole war, whole world

(22:44):
started a war because somebody schmisch machinated you.

Speaker 8 (22:47):
And then let's not forget it.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Also, a badass band called Franz Ferdinand that their first
song was called take Me Out, which kind of crazy.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Yeah, and what would they be called if that had
never happened jfk Oh, I see that's a dumb mat.

Speaker 8 (22:59):
That's a dumb doesn't sound as cool.

Speaker 4 (23:01):
No, doesn't roll off the Franz Ferdinand.

Speaker 8 (23:03):
Franz is a fucking cool name.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Nobody would have ever heard of him in history.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Yeah, and I feel like we don't like JFK's schmish
machination doesn't like get as much shine. If Franz Ferdinand
isn't schmash machinated, so the goat of schmish people that
got schmitschmaschinated, I would say it's fran Ferdinand.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, I gotta go with f F double.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
F's things that sound like they could be fish but
are not fish. I want to start off with Ozempic.
Ozempic is very hot right now. Ozmpic sounds like it's a.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Fish, maybe a trophy fish, because it's got a big
long name.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
It's a big fish. Green beret. A green beret swimming
by meis.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I don't know why When I pictured that much is
more of a bird name than a fish name, I
was thinking, like, uh, like packer fish, Like oh yeah,
I went on the lake this weekend. I caught a
whole mess of packer packers.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
On that note, Panini's dude, those paninies were mean. They
came right at me. Won't even bit my friend. You
don't want to mess the paninis when you get in
the ocean. The Zaane fish, it's just a tiny little
zaane It's basically a bait fish. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I like that casino fish. They're just really sparkly and ship.
They live in low light areas, so they got to
catch the light perfectly and then they attack.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
Sasparilla fish. That sounds like I just caught me a
SaaS barilla. Might put it up on the wall, who knows.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Oh, I like that.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
I have heard this video game called Blatro. It's like
a card game, but like Balatro kind of sounds like a.

Speaker 8 (24:36):
Fish Pilatro fish.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Yeah, you don't see a blotto a lot, but every
now and then it's a real treat. When you come
across the blattro, I feel like an avid snorkeler happyoca fish.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
But it's not. It's probably a white fish flaky.

Speaker 5 (24:52):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, like a tiny little fish that you would see
like a pet story. It's not really out in the
wild a lot. The starter fish Matt said, what sharks
would be the best and worst tippers? What sharks? I'm
assuming I don't know if you meant breed of shark,
I'm going breed. I thought long and hot on this.

(25:14):
There's some easy, low hanging fruit we could go with.
I tried to be better than that. Best tippers nurse sharks.
Nurses make money. They probably tip well, you.

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Know, they're happy hour, and how are you gonna not
tip a happy hour?

Speaker 3 (25:30):
I would imagine a nurse sharks probably pretty good tipper.
And then if we had to go, worst tipper, bull shark,
because bull sharks bite the most people, and I feel
like they're dicks, Like they probably bitch about everything. They
probably nip at their waiter and waitress the whole fucking time,
and then they probably just nickel and diamond. Oh yeah,

(25:50):
Actually I didn't get a refill on that coke. Or
I did, but I didn't drink at all. I'd like
to not be charged for that. Look, I know my
son spilled all of this, but I don't want that
on my bill, all right. I know my son bit
four of the other patrons here, but like, please, let's
just like that actually caused us some harm too, Like
the bull shark's probably a dick and he's sitting things back.

(26:10):
He's nipping and yelling and just fucking thrashing around causing
a scene. Bull Sharks are fucking shitty tippers and nurse
sharks are the best.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
That's good. Actually, I like the lodge that you put
in there. I'm gonna go the other way. I'm gonna
go specific sharks. I think the best shark tipper Bruce
from Finding an Emo. He turned his life around. I
think he's gonna be a good tipper. He's a he's
a good guy. You know, he's trying to be a
good guy. Every once in a while he loses his shit,

(26:42):
but overall he's trying his best, and I think he
would be good to wait staff. Worst tipper, I'm gonna
say Jaws. He shows up angry.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
He's a dick. He shows up.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Angry, so you know from the beginning he's not gonna
fucking tip me. He's not. The server's not gonna give
you their full attack because they know, no matter what
they do, it's not gonna be good enough.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Jows shows up on your busiest night at like the
nicest restaurant without a reservation and is the loudest one
in the room of all we come here all the time. Yeah,
Jaws is a shitty fucking tipper. They should hide a
boob in every single game, honestly, how do you make
sports better? Hide one boob in every broadcast? Dude, business idea.

(27:25):
And this is gonna make a This is gonna this
is gonna take us to the big time. Buddy, Where's Waldo?
But it's just a football game. But there's a random
boob placed in it somewhere, and you just watch it.
You see the boob And I got went.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Before the internet.

Speaker 5 (27:38):
That would have been like the greatest bathroom reading book
of all time.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
That would be sair. Buy a Where's Waldo? Book and
put a boob over Waldo in every single Where's Boob?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Yes, there that's up. My husband's shoulder went out while
he was pulling on a nut with a wrench. Had
to get an MRI for a possible rotator cuff. Tear,
had to sleep the bathroom floor for four days because
it hurts so bad.

Speaker 8 (28:03):
And she's in a picture of the MRI. Now as
not doctors.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I would like to Robert, when you put the picture
of the mri up on the screen.

Speaker 4 (28:10):
I would like to diagnose this. Yeah, that's what I
was about to do. He's got a ghost in his shoulder, dude.

Speaker 8 (28:14):
That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
That's almost exactly honestly, And you know what, it might
even be a racist ghost because it looks like it's
got a tall white hat on.

Speaker 8 (28:21):
But also if you look.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
At it, it looks like it's like a dementor and
it's trying to suck in the rest of his shoulder.

Speaker 8 (28:27):
So really, you got bad bones.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
And also there's another ghost over here that looks like
it's high five trying to high five the main ghost.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
I don't even see that one. That's something we got
to think about. Got two ghosts in his shoulder. Yeah,
based on our astute medical recommendation, you got you got
a spooky shoulder, which is actually this is probably the
best month to have a spooky.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Shoulder, did you cherry rotator cuff? No spooky shoulder? You
are an uber driver named J. D.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
Hants, a mild manner guy just trying to get through
his day driving people around at this ride share company.
I am Opal Chrisanthemum, an angry feminist super passenger.

Speaker 9 (29:07):
So action.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Opel. Yes, uh, well, how's you day going?

Speaker 5 (29:17):
J D.

Speaker 8 (29:18):
Hant's nice name.

Speaker 4 (29:22):
It does well for me. Look, I don't look.

Speaker 3 (29:26):
I'm just I'm I'm sick and tired of everything that's
going on right now. Can I just can you pass
me the OX? I'd like to listen to something that's
going to elevate me and lift me up.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
Please?

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Sure, I'm not your your fuck women rhetoric that you're
probably listening to anyways.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Whatever you say, do you mind if I have the OX?

Speaker 9 (29:43):
Please?

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Is it fine?

Speaker 8 (29:44):
If I have the OX? Pitch you please pass me
the OX.

Speaker 4 (29:46):
Here you go, shout to my girl.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
I right to Franklin r E S P E c T.

Speaker 8 (29:54):
You know what that means to me?

Speaker 11 (29:56):
I respective woman, you respecting women, respecting women, We respect
the women, respecting women, We respecting women. All of my homies,
damn respecting women.

Speaker 8 (30:09):
You see if women know over there, we respect her.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
You see your women know what there? We respect her?
Another woman she's.

Speaker 8 (30:15):
Like there, Well respect her, that's.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
What we got to do.

Speaker 9 (30:19):
We'll respect her.

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Respecting women, were respecting women, respecting women, were respecting women. Hey,
respecting women, We respecting women. All of my homies, Amy
respecting women.

Speaker 12 (30:32):
Noms, yeah, we respect them. Teachers, Yeah, we respect them. Nuns, yeah,
we respect them. Nurses, yeah, we respect them. Amelia Airart,
she respect you. Of April Loved, She's respected. Katie Perry.
We'll respect you to at least your silver stronge day.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
Godect you you respect it. Respecting women, We respecting women.

Speaker 12 (30:57):
Respecting women, Yeah, we respecting Women's respect him women, We.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
Respect him women all they respect him women.

Speaker 8 (31:08):
Finally, just something to clear my head. It's about women's rights.

Speaker 3 (31:13):
The other day I learned the origin of the Texas
roadhouse chain not started in Texas. Fun fact, Wayne and
Kelly Taylor started it. I think it was like ninety
one or ninety two. But they lived on a rural
piece of land in Indiana. They were trying to like
turn into a highway, and everybody else was selling their
houses up, and the like, no, we fucking we're not

(31:35):
doing it. They just built the highway around their house. Essentially,
a fuck ton of people that would crash into these
people's house. A lot of people would would would go
off this turn. It would be too sharp, and they
would go into these people's house, and they were pretty chill.
They was like yeah, no, we got it. We aren't moving.
But if y'all want to come in while while, you'll
get the record out here and everything. Uh, my wife
can make you some biscuits. And his wife made biscuits.

(31:56):
Eventually people like these biscuits are pretty good, and that
is how they started Texas road House. He always had
a thing of peanuts. Remember back when we were kids.
He used to be all to throw a peanuts on
the floor. He always had a thing of peanuts and
you could. He'd like offer him to the people as well.
But like while you waited for your car to get toad,
they'd be like, yeah, come on in, have a have
some some biscuits. And then it was a house that

(32:17):
was essentially the road They called it the Roadhouse, Texas Roadhouse.
Don't know why Texas, but when they eventually opened up
the franchise, it was a Texas Roadhouse, and that is
how Texas Roadhouse came to be. Fun fact to start
the New Year Gang the story of the first home
security system. So it's ADT and the dude's name was

(32:37):
Edward Callahan. He was born outside of Youngstown, Ohio, and
grew up on a farm with his family and like
his dad was a farmer. Eventually he grows up, moves
off the farm, starts American Direct Telegraph, and like, he
comes home from work one day and his dad has
sent a telegraph to him letting him know that, like
his family's home was broken into and robbed, and he
thought back, like, man, that really sucks. I guess I

(32:59):
don't know what he was thinking, but eventually he got
to the idea of like one of his favorite memories
growing up with his dad was building scarecrows and like
putting the scarecrow together to like protect the crops and
all of that. And he was like, only I could
think of a scarecrow for my parents' house, I could
prevent them from getting robbed again. Then he used his
telegraph software and like the technology that he had at
that time. This was like the late eighteen hundreds though,

(33:20):
and so I think it's like eighteen eighty is when
he's doing this, and he uses a telegraph to set
up basically like an alarm, like a siren from the doors,
where when the door gets triggered open, once you've set
the alarm, that it telegraphs to the siren and the
alarm it sets off the noise and it scares away intruders.
So essentially it is a home scarecrow.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
And that was.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
How Edward Callahan came up with the idea for the
first home security system.

Speaker 5 (33:49):
Hey, never forget the USS Indianapolis.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Robert, do you know about the USS Indianapolis?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
No? What is it?

Speaker 3 (33:56):
That was the ship that when the Titanic sank, they
went and they rescued all those survivors.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
They were the ones that came and picked up all
of the people that were floating around the water before
they froze, and they took famine, fed them all to sharks.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Yeah, if every single one of them that the fucking sharks.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Was this the USS city Anapolis?

Speaker 3 (34:16):
But like, it is very similar to the game of
Jumunji for me with a Wigi board, Like, I'm not
fucking with the Ouiji board ever under any circumstances. Why
why would you?

Speaker 4 (34:27):
Like what?

Speaker 3 (34:27):
What?

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Why?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
What is the benefit of Like, oh, maybe we talked
to somebody dead or maybe fucking a demon gets unleashed
and then you're fucked for the rest of your life. Like, no, thanks.
We saw Robin Williams he got sucked in juw Monkey
for like thirty years. Dude, I know that they made
a game base in the movie, but like I remember
a friend fucking had that.

Speaker 9 (34:42):
I was it a sleepover.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
It was like around the time Jumunkey came out, Like, dude,
I got ju munchey, Like, nope, nope, I'll go home.
I'm not playing that game. No no, no, no, no, no
no no no. I don't want elephants and monkeys and
shit running through this house. No, thank you. I guarantee
kill me if a monkey kidnaps.

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Me, I guarantee. There's a direct correlation between kids that
played with Ouiji boards as children and adults that believe
in astrology.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
You're just fucking with shit you shouldn't be fucking with,
and then you believe in dumb shit as an adult.
You're always looking for the supernatural that isn't there.

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Yeah, no, that's a pretty good correlation. I think that
I'm going to start, like, let's start, let's research that.
Let's look into that, because there's definitely be something to it.
Cars that don't exist. Starting off with the Ford Agro Crag.
This is an off road El Camino. It's part car,
part truck, but the bed of it pops up to

(35:37):
be like a camper, So it's kind of a camper van.
You got an El Camino, you got the truck part.
We're off roading, but hey, I want to camp here. Boom,
And you just pull up the handle and the bed
of the truck part of it. Bam, there's a little
camper right there. You can sleep there. You push it
back down and you go about your off road and
you can do everything off road. It's just the Ford
agro Crag, and the agro Crag sounds cool as fuck.

Speaker 5 (36:00):
This one.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
I don't have any idea of what the car is,
all right, it's just the name is so perfect it
needs to be made.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
It's the dodge Ball. Yeah, why is that not already?

Speaker 3 (36:11):
The Volkswagen Vulture Volt Vulture. That's an electric car, and
it's the bad boy. It's the bad boy of electric cars.
Just picture like a regular electric car with a leather
jacket on, but with a knife. So it's just like
an intimidating electric car. They don't have a bad Boy
of electric cars. Then I had a couple more, the
Jeep Jungle Gym, the Jeep's answer to the cyber truck,

(36:35):
but just more in the shape of a Jungle Gym,
make your world the playground, and that'll be their slow again.

Speaker 7 (36:41):
I thought it'd be really funny if you just like
go crazy and make it confusing as possible for people,
So like the do the for Toyota, or or like
there's a Chevy Volkswagen where you just it's just a
bunch of brands all together and you're like, is this
the maker the model that gets a little bit of everything.

Speaker 9 (36:58):
Yeah, but like they're not even working together.

Speaker 7 (37:00):
They're trying to screw each other over, try to confuse
the consumer base.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
I like that the Mazda doray Me. It's the slogan
is music to your gears, and it just talks about
the smooth shift ability or whatever shit they're talking about
on it. The car also comes with a You two
album that is in the CD player and you cannot
eject it. So it's just kind of like when they
did that to our iPods. It's just You two again,

(37:24):
just kind of hijacking into your car. I had some
more cars that don't exist. The Toyota Illuminator Illuminate Her,
the first car designed specifically for women. It's invincible against curbs.
Curbs don't stand a chance. When you're running over them
with the illuminator. When it knows you're on your way
home and you don't have gas, like enough gas toet

(37:44):
to work, the auto drive feature immediately takes over and
autopilots you do the nearest gas station, where then it
forces you to get gas so you don't ever wake
up the next day like fuck, I'm all out of gas.
The check engine light's also been removed. We know you're
not checking that anyways. Now you'd know whether or not
mercury is in retrograde or not, so it'll just be
like Mercury in retrograde on and you're like, oh shit,

(38:08):
Mercury's in retrograde. Girls. The Subaru Incognit Go and it's
marketed like it's an invisible car. It's not really an
invisible car. People just kind of act like it is
and just don't say anything about it, like, oh, that
guy thinks he's invisible. It's kind of like in Big
Daddy when Adam Sanley gives Julian the glasses because he's
too shy, and he's like, just put these on, you'll

(38:29):
be invisible, and like everybody sees him, but they're just like, yeah,
he just thinks he's invisible. They let you do that,
and you have Incognit Go mode that you can activate,
and that just makes the tent like slightly darker at
the car to make you feel like you're you're more hidden.
And then also you can watch unlimited porn and it
just won't tell anybody about it. That's the Incognit Go.
I had the Volkswagen Banister. It was really they wanted

(38:53):
to call it the Volkswagen banner so they could make
a van themed like Bruce banner, so it would be
like green themed, like a folk themed ban But whoever
is in charge of the patent and submitting that auto
correct corrected banner to banister, so now it's the Volkswagen
Banister and they just forgot to check it before they
say it, so they got stuck with the Volkswagen Banister.

(39:13):
And these you're just kind of like shitty green vans
that they don't really know what to do with. But
that's what they got, the Volkswagen Banister. The mitsubeshy Teriaki.
It's like a RAV four but it's got chicken roasters
in the back.

Speaker 6 (39:26):
So it's like pit my ride, but like a production car.

Speaker 5 (39:29):
I'm down.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much.

Speaker 4 (39:33):
I don't like to get political on this podcast, and
you guys know that I'll get in the mud with you.
I think I'm out on scarecrows. I'm fucking done with them, dude.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
They have a pumpkin patch by the church that is
next to me, and they have scarecrows in the pumpkin patch.
And I was like, is there a fucking crow problem here?

Speaker 4 (39:48):
No, because there's scarecrows.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
No, there's not a I don't think there's a crow
problem at all in this city. And they have fucking
scarecrows there. I'm like, get this guy the fuck out here.
What's he doing?

Speaker 8 (39:56):
He's not scaring me.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I'm not a crow. And then what are you trying
to say? If you're trying to keep crows away, why
do you want to keep crows away?

Speaker 4 (40:01):
Why? Huh? Think of one reason you might want to
keep crows away because you hate the Baltimore the color
of their fur or feathers, which is just fur for birds, feathers,
bird bird, That's exactly what it is. Dude.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
He knows that if you think about, like, if scarecrows
spend as much time scaring real criminals as they do
actual crows, we would have no crime.

Speaker 4 (40:25):
I just think they're lazy. I think scarecrows are lazy.
Like scarecrow was the bad man in Batman. He's a
bad guy in Batman. Uh, guess what he was a doctor?

Speaker 8 (40:35):
Guess what?

Speaker 3 (40:36):
A bat is not a crow? Why the fuck is
Batman gonna be scared of a scarecrow.

Speaker 4 (40:41):
I've worked, I've actually not worked years on myself to
become the guardage that I think do. No, but by
not working on myself, I've become more garbage. But you're
working on not working on yourself. No I'm not.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
I'm putting it, but you are putting in effort to
not put an effort like like you think like think
about that, that think about that, you being like I
should do this to improve myself.

Speaker 8 (41:07):
I'm not gonna do that.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
That takes a lot of willpower every single day to
be like, all right, I gotta do it. Like, Hey,
this this pile of hair that's been in my bathroom
for six months, I should just go get the broom and.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
So you don't have that anymore now that I'm bald.

Speaker 8 (41:23):
Right, No, No, I'm not going to do that.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
I should really go get that, and then you're like,
fuck it, I'll just shave my head and I'll never
have to make a pile of hair again.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
And it's that's a way. Though. Now you're shaving your
head like you're working by so hard, so lazy that
I don't have hair. I've improved myself by not having piles.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
But now you have a chore to shave your head,
but you don't have to do the chores. So really
you are working very hard to not work hard.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
Hala hala.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Past the Gravy podcast. You know what I brought in
this week? Some Robert felines. Some Robert feline right now.
We had this happen last week where.

Speaker 8 (41:59):
I think it's moon too w b Navidez.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
It was Robert feline is just short for bobcat. And
I was like, Okay, if you said Robert feline, how
long would it take us to get to bobcat?

Speaker 8 (42:07):
Just by guessing.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
I have three that I'm wanting to introduce that I
want both you and Robert to try and figure out. Okay,
this is probably the easiest one. I'll start with Hamburglar smile.
It's a fake person. Hamburglar smile.

Speaker 4 (42:31):
Oh man, I'm like I'm like, I'm running through different
names for smiles in my head. I got nothing on
Hambler Burglar, though, so I don't even know where to
think of them together. McDonald grin, that's all.

Speaker 9 (42:46):
That's what I'm thinking too.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
I might need on this one.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
There's only this is that's it.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
That's that. That's the only one. Okay, Yeah, Hamburger, Ronald McDonald, No,
he smiles sometimes, Grimace, it's Grimace, guys, Hamburglar smile.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
He's the guy goes with Grimace.

Speaker 9 (43:07):
A smile.

Speaker 8 (43:08):
Okay, Okay, hamburg that was the easy one, you guys.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Grimace isn't really a smile. Grimace is all right, all right,
this is a musician.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
You're thinking of a musician?

Speaker 4 (43:19):
All right?

Speaker 8 (43:20):
Teenage witch Jesus.

Speaker 4 (43:24):
Sabrina Carpenter nailed it, nail everywhere.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
There you go, all right. Last one I have this
is a movie and maybe a book. Sibling Ship, dungarees.

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Pants.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
The one thing is I have? I have consumed no
Sabrina Carpenter music. I've never seen that movie. I just
know too much random Ship, which is why I know
nothing important.

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Barbie forgiveness, Barbie forgiveness.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
I got pink in my head, and now I can't
think of anything else.

Speaker 8 (44:06):
Looking for a singer.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
I nothing, Dolly Parton, m M.

Speaker 8 (44:16):
All right.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
This is a fictional character in a video game, fast
food bush pig.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
God damn fast. We aren't making these easy this week.

Speaker 8 (44:31):
Fast food bush pig.

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Okay, so h video fictional character in a video game?
What could bush pig be? It works? Shot this one together, Robert.

Speaker 5 (44:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:45):
See, I don't know if bush pig was together or
separate words, because I'm thinking like swine, plant pork.

Speaker 4 (44:51):
Pork, trying to break down all the ones, and his
are never like as literal as mine, so it's hard
to do. His are always pretty utra. I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Sonic the Hedgehog. Mm hmmm, fast food bush Pig. Oh god,
pretty good. That's pretty good. This is a singer. Another
singer here.

Speaker 8 (45:14):
UK Patella stabbers, foot knife.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
British collar. Wait, no, patella is the patella in the
back or is that the scapula?

Speaker 8 (45:30):
UK patella stabs.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I'm just throwing out fucking bone names that I've heard.

Speaker 9 (45:34):
Patella was like a foot thing.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Patella stabbers Brittan.

Speaker 9 (45:42):
We're not doctors doing to place them on a podcast.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
UK Patella Stabbers is Britney Spears UK britt knee Patella
The Stabbers Spears. All right. This is a song. This
is a song, sing your silver lining.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
Mister bright Side.

Speaker 8 (46:04):
Ye nailed it, nail. This is a movie fraud Sky,
fraud Sky.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
There's a new movie or old movie.

Speaker 8 (46:17):
Old movie action movie, old action movie.

Speaker 9 (46:20):
Thinking like con Lie con Air.

Speaker 8 (46:24):
Yeah, nailed it.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Let's go, boys, teamwork makes the dream work. All right.
This is a musician, Skywalker grooming.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Luke Combs. Yeah, nailed it.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
Let's go, Let's go.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
Pat Uh.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
This is a restaurant foul shoes, foul shoes, Let's fucking go,
Let's fucking go.

Speaker 8 (46:52):
Fela.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Oh, I was like, what the fuck is this?

Speaker 8 (46:59):
Nerve bird cheese and what was the category on this one? Food?

Speaker 4 (47:07):
Nervous bird cheese, chicken quaeso clothes. I guess I could
have also been one, but it's not. So it's chicken
something chicken palm.

Speaker 3 (47:18):
Oh boys, Okay, okay, I think I'm saving the best
for last. This is a celebrity and an athlete King
dog jeans, King dog jeans.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
King Dog. It's a celebrity athlete. I can see. I
got Lebron James in my head and I can't think
of anything else.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Now they were an athlete, they are now a celebrity.
King Dog jeans, what could be dog.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
Dog jeans would go together?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
I got nothing.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
King Dog Jeans is Charles Barkley. This is a restaurant,
sky Money. A lot of people start their day with this.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Starbucks.

Speaker 8 (48:10):
Yep, thank you, There we go.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
This is an animal pong singles, pong singles, saying pong
or palm pong p o ng.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
I thought I'm suck.

Speaker 9 (48:27):
On ball, me too, stuck on ball and look white.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Ball steak cardinals.

Speaker 3 (48:33):
It's penguins, penguins, ping pong singles, A singles ones, Winston Shit,
Winston Ship.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Joe Campbell.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
No, no, it's a children's cartoon character.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Joe Campbell was a children's cartoon. They just wouldn't admit it. Uh,
Winston shit. Okay, I'm trying to think of Winston Cammel.
Maybe probably not.

Speaker 8 (49:02):
That's not the way to go. No, No, I don't
think camel, Winston Ship.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I think the poo.

Speaker 3 (49:11):
Yes, there we go.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
It was like Winston Whennie there we got ship pooh,
every every ship name.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
I was like crap, Yeah, I think turd brown.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
Yeah see, I know that threw you off the scent
though a little bit.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Here I got one for you, all right. It's a
household item, okay, John, parchment paper.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
There you go, there you go, come out the one
for you.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
It's a drink mixer. Okay, No soul brew, no soul brew.

Speaker 8 (49:44):
Ginger beer.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
This is a celebrity cushion spear.

Speaker 4 (49:52):
Hello, cushion, go to your knife.

Speaker 9 (49:55):
Dagger is like Brian, Brian cushion.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
You know that.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Maybe that's the connection celebrity. Maybe also a former.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
Nun, a former nun. Whoopy Goldberg.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
There we go, whoop be cushion and then Goldberg's move
was the spear.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Remember that you're not wrestling guy, but that all right.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
This is a city in the US greedy shirt wearing sloth.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I'm just gonna guess Albuquerque because there's a lot of
that that's going on there right away, Like I have
nothing to base on. Well I had nothing to base
it on, but that's a lot of words, and Albuquerque's long,
so it's like maybe there's like five things that goes
on there, so it's not Albuquerque.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
Sloth, slow greedy shirt wearing sloth.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Give me a state Ohio. Not gonna be Columbus greedy
shirt Cincinnati. Those are only Akron. There's only three cities
I know in Ohio.

Speaker 8 (50:54):
Yeah, you missed it at Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Oh is Cincinnati?

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Greedy and sloth are sins? Sins in a tea shirt
wearing his tie?

Speaker 9 (51:07):
What?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
No?

Speaker 8 (51:08):
S Greed and sloth are sins wearing a tea in
a tea Last one, this is a very specific category.
It's Mexican food. Volvo Horse.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
No, sorry, sorry, so you said it's a Mexican food.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
This is a Mexican food.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
And he starts off with a fucking way, this.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
Is a Mexican food. You'd order this at a Mexican restaurant.
Volvo Horse, Donkey, district attorney.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I can't even think of any one of them because
there's so many things. Volvo Horse, Donkey, district attorney.

Speaker 9 (51:44):
Case idea.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Chicken case now, uh, chilupa guacamole.

Speaker 7 (51:52):
I'm just saying, well, he's a district attorney, so I'm
thinking da. So that's why I said.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
He's onto something. He's onto something. There we go, there
we go, Volvo car Horse goes nay ass Ada. This
is a crime categories crime large steel car.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Grand larceny close grand the auto, large steel car. I
was thinking steel like the material.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
This is a country my self counting line, counting line,
counting line.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Iraq Iran No, I mean like myself. All I can
think of is I is real. No, you're going, You're
you're correct. Where you're going with that logic pad my
self counting line isis no?

Speaker 8 (52:46):
Not a country?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Well technically count like a bet myself counting line to bet.

Speaker 8 (52:55):
Think if you're in jail, what are you using to
count the days down?

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Allies on the wall, Italy, There we go, There we go.
As I put it together, I just I could not
think of another country that started with I.

Speaker 8 (53:09):
This is a football player Irish mom houses.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Pattio, She shack, Nope, oh, Patrick Mahomes, Patrick Mahomes, Mahomes.
This is a movie Bug drink, Dude, I got nothing
on this one. I can't and and water and it's
gonna be ant something. Yeah, it's not ant.

Speaker 13 (53:39):
Oh shit.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
All I had was like ant and insect bug drink.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
It is a movie and it is also the name
of the character drink bug drink, not like Spider Man.
There's a new there's a sequel to this movie coming
out soon. Oh yep.

Speaker 8 (54:05):
This is a band Dead President Washington Square.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
Johnny Cash. Nope, that was a dead President Cash. Dead
President Washington Square. It's two words, I give up.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 8 (54:24):
Robert is wearing a shirt of that band.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
It's Lincoln Park, Ah Washington Square Park Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 3 (54:30):
This is a plant. This is a plant goddess wing mouth.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Being a s fly trap.

Speaker 8 (54:40):
Yep, wow, that was easy.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
This is a children's TV character, Warrior Coach glove Toad.
Warrior Coach glove toad. Okay, glove toad, Okay toad. Frog.

Speaker 8 (54:57):
This is this should be easy?

Speaker 9 (54:59):
The frog.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Ye yes, Steve Kerr is the Warriors coach glove mitt
No frog. This is a US City General talkie.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Milwaukee. Yeah, just talking walkie talkie. What else?

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Let me go.

Speaker 8 (55:23):
This is a cartoon character, Dwarf Planet.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
It's not Pluto it is.

Speaker 8 (55:32):
I thought.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
I thought since it was two words, maybe it would
throw you off. This is an Olympic sport dorsal soprano. Oh,
what's the dorsal soprano break dancing?

Speaker 4 (55:44):
No? No, what's that? Shout out? Regu now okay, no,
I was a horse in my head, but that's not
gonna be it. Uh high beam.

Speaker 9 (55:53):
No door back dorsal dolphin.

Speaker 4 (55:56):
Fish, dorsal's on the back.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
You're getting close us.

Speaker 4 (56:02):
Backstroke No, no, I don't know, like soprano would be
stroke the dorsal? What finn half of it? Okay, dorsal finn?

Speaker 8 (56:17):
What does the soprano do?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Sing fencing? There you go, There we go for coaching fencing.
That was a good one.

Speaker 8 (56:25):
This is a comedian regular fast food chain.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Okay, faster chains. We got norm McDonald Yes, well done,
I got one. It's the category is hardware. Okay, squirrels
and sprinters, nuts and bolts. There you go, There you go.

Speaker 8 (56:45):
You sing like that. This is a US city.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
I like coming up with city ones a US city
fake knickerbockers fake.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
So is there anything faux phoenix there?

Speaker 3 (57:01):
You gotta let it go. Let's go pat foe.

Speaker 4 (57:04):
But it's also spelled faue damn. Once a while. I'm
really good at this.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
I have one more, one last one, and this is
a phrase bird can cast dolphin a viral phrase, fairly viral.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Fucking dolphin. Just keep thinking mammal mm hmmm. I can't
think of any viral phrases that heaven hawkta yep, that was.

Speaker 3 (57:28):
It, yep, bird can cast dolphin hawk and two can.

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Cuss dolphin was one word. I was trying to break
it down in the three.

Speaker 9 (57:39):
I was thinking, it's spit on that thing. That's what
I was.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
I just said hawk to because it was the first
viral thing.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
That That's why I said phrase. And I was like, well,
I have to say viral phrase and then.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
You get it, but don't understand why you get it.

Speaker 8 (57:50):
That has been your Robert Felines.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Everything in the world is an umbrella, whether or not
it's a good umbrella that is up for debate. Name anything,
Robert and I'll tell you shitty umbrella or good, unpen
decent umbrella.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
There's this exact word I was gonna say, was decent.
You know what. The the best not umbrella umbrella is
trash bag.

Speaker 3 (58:15):
Trash bag. Yeah, the trash.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Backs are great umbrella. Yeah, that's exactly what you're doing.
You're ponchoing it. But you don't even have to stick
the head there. You just fucking cover yourself and run
out to your car.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Umbrella.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
Yeah, lots of things are it's very porous jacket.

Speaker 5 (58:29):
Pretty damn good umbrella.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Great, very good. So you see all those all those
business guys run around, they're suiting suit and jackets.

Speaker 4 (58:35):
A baby car seat probably a pretty good umbrella as
long as there's not a baby in it.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Not full coverage, but yeah, it'll still it'll still keep
you dry and general.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Also good like it would you turn it upside down,
flip it over your head and it's covering your back.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah at that point. Another good on pizza box, very
good because you got layers. You had the top part
and then it's gotta get all the way through for
it to drip. Hopefully you've already finished the pizza. But
even if you haven't, you can just stack boxes. The
great of a grill not a good, very not a
good umbrella at all. A lot of water through that.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
But the top of a grill, solid umbrella.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
Pretty solid umbrella. Yeah, so yeah, everything is an umbrella,
all right. Last question of the week from josh Tree
Caudle at Joshua Tree seven went three and he says,
rainbows taste like.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Water, right, absolutely not. This is right in front of you, skittles.
It's skittles, dude. You gotta taste the rainbow.

Speaker 8 (59:33):
Like one hundred thousand commercis like taste the rainbow.

Speaker 4 (59:36):
The only other acceptable answer would be lucky charms.

Speaker 8 (59:40):
No, that's a lepre guns tastes like but it's at
the end of the rainbow.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
That's the leper guns there too, So they were really
eating a leprecaun.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
That's the mark. He doesn't taste it. The marshmallows aren't
the leprecun.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
It's the tastes like marshmallows. I eat them.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
That's why we can't find them. They're very fat. Nah,
they're irish, like like eating a unicorn right, Like they're
not real unicorn.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
I feel like we taste like Sherbert.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Unicorn would taste like Sherbert for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Or what's uh, what's the pink? The pink white and
Neapolitan Neapolitan? I could also see them tasting Neapolitans.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Weird that you said pink, And my first thing was, like,
doesn't taste like play Like my brain went, dude, probably, yeah,
probably do taste like pink limon I tell yeah, but yeah,
rainbows taste like skittles.

Speaker 8 (01:00:30):
I get where his brain was because.

Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Rainbow's you know, like probably do. No, they don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
They taste like skittles. I've been told they taste like skittles.

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
You just gotta taste that rainbows, Like when I was
told Pluto is a planet. Pluto will always be a planet,
and you can't tell me it wasn't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Have you seen the Haley Joel Osbond clipped from architectas
Tha so many times? You know you've seen that, Robert?
Have you seen it? Aes Ha aides and he tells
them that Walkers and you're like, oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
The whole the whole clip, Robbert and it's Hailey Joel
Osman when he's like four.

Speaker 3 (01:01:05):
He's like like right before he saw dead Beat and
he just walks up to someone, goes Walker said, I
have aids.

Speaker 5 (01:01:10):
That's the whole.

Speaker 9 (01:01:11):
Clip Forrest Gum. That's the one that I've seen some of.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
It's a long movie, to be fair, but it does
also on all the time, so you should have definitely
seen all of it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:22):
Well.

Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
I saw it in school, like they would play like, oh,
we have like enough day, and so I would always
just see like bits and pieces of it.

Speaker 9 (01:01:29):
I don't think I've ever watched it all the way through.

Speaker 3 (01:01:31):
Do you know what Walker told Jenny and Forrest Gump that.

Speaker 9 (01:01:35):
He has aids.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
She has aids that she has aids.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Well, she actually sld Forrest that but.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
Similar, Okay, Jenny, I'll raise the aids.

Speaker 5 (01:01:43):
Baby. Wait, is that the same kid?

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
I mean, I know it's the same actor, but he's
supposed to be the same kid in Walker Texas Ranger.
Hailey Joel Lodsman has had AIDS in two movies before
he was.

Speaker 8 (01:01:59):
Six Way.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Way. Yeah, you didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:02:06):
Realize that's Hailey Joel Osmon.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Well, no I did. I didn't think. I didn't put
two or two together.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
This is the first time that I have either.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Is Hailey Joel Osmond the aide Kate and Walker Texas Ranger.
Because of Jenny bodycam footage, I will I'm a sucker
for just like the body cam footage they throw away.
They like, there's not that we didn't do anything like
this is just me filling out paperwork for four hours.

Speaker 8 (01:02:32):
I'm like, well, I'm gonna watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
Something might happen. I got I got a problem with
body cams. It needs to be two cameras, one on
the chest, one on the head because half the time
the bodycam when it's on the chest. What do you
always think the cinematography sucks? Like it's a little low.
You're like half the time you can't see their face
when they're standing next to him talking. I need it
on the head so that I can see where they're seeing.

(01:02:55):
Because even if they try and like cover it up
to be all fishy, bam, you still got the chest cam.
But like I I want, I want better cinematography in
my police videos.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Phrases that don't exist, all right, So there's some made
up phrases. We're gonna try and work them into our
every day lingo.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
First one is a Dalmatian can't change its spots, and
that's just when Hey, it is what it is, man.

Speaker 5 (01:03:21):
So you just flipped the tiger, can't change it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Stretch all right, you're squeezing the tube and that's just
like listen, man, either you're pinching your pennies too much
or you need to let go.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Listen, the toothpaste is empty. You're squeezing the tube.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
Just let go, man.

Speaker 3 (01:03:34):
Jelly fishing, I'm jellyfishing, which is initially it just means
I'm going with the flow. I'm just kinda just going
with things. Man, I'm just vibing, but also like, I'm
very fragile, and I could easily break down at any
point in time. I'm just vibing, but I could have
a mental breakdown on a moment's notice. You have no
fucking clue, because jellyfish will just rip apart.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
I got weirder than a then frozen noodles in a cone.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
You're sailing too close to the wind, and that's just
when hey, you're you're fucking around. You're doing too much.
You're doing too much. Shit. You saw how windy it was,
and you went out there sailing, saying, way too close
to the fucking wind.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Dude, you missed the sack.

Speaker 4 (01:04:18):
So it's like, uh, somebody said something and they're pissing
you off with it, but you're letting them know, like, listen,
you're getting close, but you missed the sack.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
All right. If you had hit the sack, I'd be
all over you fucking forgetting me. But you missed a sack.

Speaker 6 (01:04:33):
But I'm right there.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
You're getting close to get bopped in the nose.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
Okay, buddy, this ain't Domino's. And that's just because one
thing doesn't always lead to another. Just because Robert said
that doesn't mean you need to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:04:45):
I was thinking Tomato's pizza.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
No, because you're not in a domino fall.

Speaker 6 (01:04:52):
I just immediately went to pizza because I'm fat.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
I had a health question. I wanted to ask both
of you guys, and I need your opinion on it.
You're basically doctors, and by doctors, I mean I'm not
going to the doctor. Somebody asked the guys that do
the podcast with it is healthy to eat two loves
of banana bread? Right, Yeah, it's fruit, it's very he
and and my wife makes it. It's dope and then
shot us with blueberries in it. So it's got blueberries

(01:05:17):
and bananas in it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:18):
That's so healthy.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
I've never had banana bread with blueberries. That sounds fantastic.

Speaker 8 (01:05:22):
Picture banana bread and I add blueberries as I was like, so.

Speaker 4 (01:05:27):
You got like two berries for every banana.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Oh, it fell like through a lot more, a lot
more berries.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
But that's healthy. It's super healthy. Banana bread is not
only is it healthy, it's delicious and really, at the
end of the day, that's what matters.

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
Okay, Robert, you agree with me, this is healthy.

Speaker 9 (01:05:45):
I was gonna say no, but then you threw in
the fact that Emma made it.

Speaker 8 (01:05:49):
Right homemade, which is even healthier. There's no additives.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Yeah, the store bought stuff. You never know what they're
no GMOs.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
Very serious question. Do vampires turn into bat to? Do
bats turn into vampires?

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Vampires turn into bats?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
So that's not like a caterpillar, like you start small,
then you turn into a vampire.

Speaker 4 (01:06:14):
No, No, there's no cocoon you emerge from as a
bat where all of a sudden you're drinking people's blood. Okay,
it's the vampires their form. They're just they can shape
shift into the bat, which wildly bats. Why can't vampires
do other stuff? You would think there would be others.
Scary they're so bads. They could possibly be like a
crow maybe, like why are you gonna part like be
a spider. Nobody's gonna see you spiders. Yeah, that'd be good.

(01:06:35):
Just a spider in the cor of the room. Somebody
puts your back to you. Yeah, if you come out
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
Is it like a surprise attack like an anamorph situation
or is this like an evolving situation like Pokemon where
they have to evolve into a bat.

Speaker 8 (01:06:46):
Or is it more like I would.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I would lean anamorph style where it's like you can
turn into the bat and you can turn back into
the vampire. But bats do not turn into vampires.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
No or else. Austin would just be done.

Speaker 8 (01:06:59):
How do you know if a bat is a vampire?

Speaker 4 (01:07:02):
You don't?

Speaker 8 (01:07:03):
You don't. That's the scariest part.

Speaker 4 (01:07:04):
That's the that's the super scariest part.

Speaker 8 (01:07:06):
Terrifies me even thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
But it's not all of them, but you could so
like you just see a bunch of bats flying and
you're like, maybe that guy might be a vampire, but
maybe not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
You think the bats moll?

Speaker 8 (01:07:16):
I mean, oh the other bats?

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
They guy I know sums up like, Hey, who's this guy?

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
Frank?

Speaker 8 (01:07:24):
Do you know him? You guys, you've been he does
he hang out up here? No? He seems new, he
seems new. What's with this Transylvanian accent?

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
What's up with him?

Speaker 8 (01:07:34):
Huh No, I'm regular, I'm very I'm new here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Just a move.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
What is the best instrument to use to play a
sad song? I think we got a power rank power
ranking the saddest instruments.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
I think one has got to be tuba.

Speaker 8 (01:07:53):
Okay, what do you got tuba one, tuba.

Speaker 4 (01:07:56):
One, uh, piano two three. I feel like the violin
can get real sad. Yeah, violin four, all go, guitar,
you can. I mean, you can make that bitch weep.
Fifth saddest instrument, fifth status instrument, harp. It's beautiful, but

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it'll make a cry.

Speaker 3 (01:08:20):
I will go piano one, piano, just play all the
sad songs with pianos. Violin is two, It's like, I
don't know. Violin always seems like you can make it sad.
Cello three because it's just a big violin.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
Ooh nice.

Speaker 8 (01:08:40):
Four guitar, blues and emo.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I'm just gonna say that sad songs, even though blues
is supposed to make you feel better. You're writing sad
songs even though they don't sound like sad songs.

Speaker 8 (01:08:51):
Five bagpipes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:52):
Damn, how did I not think about bagpipes?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
So always think of him playing at like funerals, and
it's like, yeah, the beautiful funeral.

Speaker 8 (01:09:01):
They're beautiful, but they're sad.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
We haven't had any new Cereal mascots in a very
long time. I mean, Tony, the Tiger, count Chocula, like
those guys were old. They've been around for a while.
When was the last time we had a new Cereal mascot.
It's been a long time, so I decided that maybe
it's time we invent some new ones. Now I cannot draw,
so I did the next best thing, and I found

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a free AI thing and just typed in Cereal mascot.
Let's start with number one, our our Cereal mascot. Number one.
It's a duck with a chef hat and a chef shirt.
Maybe he's got some headphones on the yellow duck and
he's wearing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
I thought chicken, and I thought it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
He's Chucky and the cereal is uh, Chucky's Kluckies and
it's chicken flavored cereal. And there with the tie in
the headphones on the back of the box. It's all
like music, like word searches and shiit. He's a big
he's a big hip hop fan, Chuckie is. But he's
also and love cereal.

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
I thought that maybe this dude's name, like the name
I came up with this guy. This is chef Zach
and Zach is spelled z quack, but you just pronounced
it zach. And he's cooking up some vibes. He's cooking
up some beats. He's cooking up a healthy breakfast too,
and he's speaking for Graham Quackers. Graham Quackers is the

(01:10:29):
cereal that he is the mascot for, and it's just
a hearty graham Cracker based cereal goes great with milk,
great breakfast to start your day. He's cooking up some
Graham Quackers for you in the morning. Our next mascot, now,
this mascot. He's a blue bowl with eyes that are
i would say not attached to the bowl and the

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floating eyes. He's got blue feet and brown shoes on
and he seems pretty happy about it. That is Bolo
and he is speaking for Bolios cereal. And it's really
just it's circle shaped cereal. It's like the cheap off
brand that somebody really mailed it in, but like it appeals.

(01:11:15):
It's like a Southern demographic. It's a good old fashioned
Southern style cereal. And by Southern style, I'm not stalking
spicy or anything. It's just you wake up, yeah, you
pray to God, you thank God for the day that
you got, and then you go eat your Bolos, your Bolios.

Speaker 6 (01:11:29):
See, I went a little bit different way.

Speaker 4 (01:11:31):
I I just his name is Bulls. He's bowls the mascot,
and the cereal is rips. It's just called rip cereal.
And you see how all it's just a really sugary cereal.
You see if you look zoom in on it, you
can see that it's all multicolored and stuff like that.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
I think it's just lots of different. This one is marketed right.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
At Stoner's, Yeah, yeah, right at Stones. In fact, you
can even buy a commemorative bowl that looks like him.
And you see how that spoon's coming out the side
that is the pipe, So you can just out of Bulls.
You can smoke balls out of bowls, and then when
you're done with it, you wash the bowl out eats rips.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
So this one, to me is a joint venture collaboration
between Sonic and Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog and Sonic the Restaurant.
As you can tell by the blue and red, their
spread shoes, the eyes, big eyes like Sonic the Hedgehog has.

Speaker 6 (01:12:28):
Robert, Robert Robert. Their blue shoes or they're brown shoes.

Speaker 9 (01:12:31):
They're not red, buddy, well they look red to me.

Speaker 5 (01:12:35):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
I'm trying to help them out here.

Speaker 7 (01:12:38):
So Big Sonic is behind this, trying to trick, trying
to trick people like me.

Speaker 3 (01:12:42):
We got one more. This may be the most interesting
one yet. This is Shelley the mascot for She Shells Cereal,
and it is a potato based cereal trying to get
young girls and women to eat more potatoes. Since they
don't do that, they're not introducing enough potato into their
everyday diet. So this is Shelley the mascot for She

(01:13:02):
Shells Cereal.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
They basically just cut up a bunch of potatoes into
it into tiny little pieces, cereal cereal sized pieces, dry
them out, soak them in sugar, and then put them
in a bowl as the shape of shells. Because you know,
girls like seashells. She shells seashells by the seashore. She's
gonna be You canna mention this towards women. It's women's

(01:13:24):
history months. It's perfect for that. You're gonna go at
a female base. But this is Shelley for She Shells Cereal.

Speaker 7 (01:13:32):
So big potatoes behind this one, Alex, you weren't too
far off. It is the big potato industry trying to
fatten us up, trying to you know this is these
are like macaroni shells. It's a lot of carbs, right
and just but are trying to get fendings up that
this mascot itself is. It's bigger than the other ones
that we've looked at.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
What's her name though? What are you giving her friend name?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
It's the mascot's name, I think obviously it's like Ashley.
Obvious it's Ashley, Yeah, clear as there right there when
I look at it, you right? What was I fucking thinking?
Being a Sonic car hop is way more impressive than
being a figure skater because a figure skater, you're.

Speaker 9 (01:14:14):
Just ooh, look at me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I can slide around and jump and twirl and do
cool shit, and like you have to do that as
a Sonic car hop with skates, but you also have
to deliver food without dropping it and like not get
hit by cars, which is an element of danger and finesse.
With all the cool skating, I think being a car
hop a Sonic is way cooler than being a figure skater.
Like figure skating is boring as fuck to me. But

(01:14:36):
a way to make figure skating cool would be to
incorporate what Sonic has. And there's always the element of
like maybe somebody's gonna get hit by a car.

Speaker 6 (01:14:44):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
It's like you start on one end, the judges are
on the other end. You're bringing them food on a tray.
You can only like you're not getting multiple passes.

Speaker 5 (01:14:52):
You get one shot to get as many tricks.

Speaker 4 (01:14:54):
In between you and the judges, and you have to
deliver all all of the food.

Speaker 6 (01:14:59):
A knocked over or you get doctor points. I'd watch that.
I'd watch it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
You're hatting points for completion of the order and for
tricks in between, so you're like, you gotta bring them
all the food because you get talk to more points
the more food that falls. But also you're gotta put
some sick tricks in there too.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Would a giraffe be the hardest animal to perform CPR on? Oh,
if you're trying to perform CPR on a giraft, though,
you gotta like blow in its mouth and then run
all the way down its neck and go and run
all the way back like you're doing a lot of running.
It's a lot of running back and forth unless it's
two man set up right there, because you know, if
it's a dog, you're like, all right, stomach's here, I

(01:15:39):
can do this all kind of for the same thing.
I gotta push on your belly run up, or push
on your chest, run up to I feel like there's
a lot of work with a giraffe.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
I just realized I was completing CPR in the hindwin
kind of like.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
CPR is not for choking.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
I just realized that as I was.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Bathing, you gotta blow in their mouth chest compressions, blow
them out.

Speaker 9 (01:16:03):
But with a.

Speaker 3 (01:16:03):
Giraffe, your chest compression, chest compression, chests depression, run all
the way to the top of the head, blowing your mouth,
blowing your mouth, blow the mouth, run all the way
back to the chest, chest compression, chest compression, chest impression,
whereas like, if it's you, I'm just like blowing your mouth,
chest compression, blowing your mouth, chest compression, I don't have
to run.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
It's definitely the draft because here's something you're not thinking about.
A chest compression is not gonna work on a giraffe.
You're gonna have to be kicking it in the chest,
which is gonna agitate it. And then I don't know,
if you've ever seen videos of giraffes fighting, they use
the neck as a weapon, so as you kick it
in the chest, it's gonna whip you with its fucking head.
Well it but but it's just it's an animal in distress.

(01:16:44):
It's gonna be like in fight or flight mode. It's
gonna be literally fighting for survival. So you do have
to run all the way up cup of snows, breathe
as hard as you can into that, which I doubt
any of us have a strong enough lung capacity to
help a giraffe in that stance, and then you gotta
run over it in the fucking chest, and then you
gotta run back. My cardio was not good, so you

(01:17:06):
know what, I switched my stance. The draft is, without
a doubt, the hardest one to do it all. I
had a ladybird that got suck in my ear for
like three days one time.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
Ladybird.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Yeah, it fucking.

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
Flew into my ear and I couldn't get like a
lady bug, lady lady bug.

Speaker 6 (01:17:22):
Sorry, I've had.

Speaker 9 (01:17:23):
A six pack ladybird Johnson like went in their ear.

Speaker 8 (01:17:27):
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
How'd you get it out? Just crawled out?

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
No, So like I kept trying to get it like
flew into my ear, and then you know, how it
just got the shelf. It felt like it just suctioned
and like grabbed on like the inside of my ear.
So I kept trying to scrape it out, and I
could not fucking get it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
It was stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
And after a couple of days, I was finally able
to just scrape that bitch out, I mean, and I
was trying hard, Like I made my ear bleed at
one point because I was trying to scrape it out
so hard.

Speaker 6 (01:17:55):
Hear like, no, like I think it got in there.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
I probably killed it quickly trying to get it out,
and then it was just stuck there because like it
wasn't moving, but it was legit like two and a
half three days where I just had this tiny little
ladybug in my ear.

Speaker 3 (01:18:10):
Ladybugs called ladybugs because they are all ladies.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
I mean, they eat insects that are bad for crops,
so they're doing a public service.

Speaker 5 (01:18:22):
That's pretty ladylike.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
That's very lately. Like I did like going back trying
to do all the prep that I can for the podcast,
I did find out that like ladybug was not originally
the name of them. They were, in fact, though the
first bug species to topple the patriarchy, and that's how
they were then given the name Ladybugs. So they are
not all ladies, but they're like the most feminist bug

(01:18:46):
group of all time. Like even the dude ladybugs are
so feminist. They're like, we don't care about being dude bugs.
We're cool just being ladybugs. And that's how they got there.
I did have another movie I didn't wanted to pitch.
This one is a movie called Snake Skin. It's a
Freaky Friday style movie where a high school student trades

(01:19:09):
bodies with his pet snake. The high school student's name
is Jake, the snake's name is sal And the only
problem in this movie is within the first ten minutes
of the movie, Jake becomes the snake and he's like,
I want to go see what it's like to be
a snake, and he slithers out in the front yard.
A hawk comes down, grabs and kills him dead. So
the snake stuck in the kid's body has to just
pretend he's a high school student going through this kid's life, like, Hey,

(01:19:33):
I'm a snake. I was a snake until moments ago.
I got no idea how to be a human and
he's just got to convince the rest of the world
that he is not a snake in a human's body.
He's shed one set of skin and now he's in
his human skin. He's got to convince everybody that that's
the true skin he belongs in. Like you want to
run some lines, let's still like a table read, and
by table read, we don't have any lines. But like,

(01:19:54):
let's just throw ourselves into a scenario.

Speaker 9 (01:19:56):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:19:56):
I will be sal in Jake's body, So I'm trying
to pretend that I am not a snake. I have
to convince you guys, you'd be one of my classmates.

Speaker 6 (01:20:04):
All right, Hey, Jake, how's it going?

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
What's going on?

Speaker 6 (01:20:07):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
I was just a hit three class. How's it going
with you?

Speaker 6 (01:20:10):
I'm okay, I was I just got out of class.
What class were you in?

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
What did I I already forgot about you guys? Have
you all studied for that math test we got coming up?

Speaker 6 (01:20:18):
Oh yeah with mister Peters. Yeah, I'm all ready for
it tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
Would you guys do over summer break? I didn't do
too much. It's coiled up outside in the sun, I mean,
laid out by the pool. What about lunch. You guys
excited for lunch? I hope they have mice, I mean pizzaza.

Speaker 6 (01:20:34):
You Okay, are you feeling all right, buddy? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
I think it might be stroking out a little bit.
I might be stroking out. Everything's good. Let's go it,
Let's go to class. Le's see you guys later, Bell
rings scene.

Speaker 8 (01:20:43):
Perfect.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
You named five pilots.

Speaker 5 (01:20:48):
The red baron Amelia Earhart.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
Yeah, Sully, that's a good one.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
Anakin Skywalker, A real pilots, the right.

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Brothers four or five.

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
Boom, that's good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
That's good. That's good. Okay, at what point in our
society did we decide that Mississippi was the state we were
going to use to track time.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Because it takes long enough to save where even if
you're saying it fast, it probably goes back to football
because like, oh, you can only rush after for Mississippi
or like whatever you're it's it definitely is with games.
It's like, okay, you have to count to ten MISSISSIPI
hundred Mississippi. Whatever it is for hide and seek, it's
because it takes a while to say and even if
you try and speedfit through it and say it fast,

(01:21:35):
it's still going to take you a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Is Mississippi the longest named state that you could do?
Like obviously, like there was a whole other cana where
it's like, firstly, did Texas just think that they were
the best at pass rushing forever? They're like Texas won
one Texas two Texas, three Texas, four Texas five Texas.
And then there was like some sort of like interstate
game where like we played Oklahoma and Oklahoma's like, what

(01:21:57):
the fuck?

Speaker 8 (01:21:57):
You only had to count the Texas?

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
We were kind of Oklahoma.

Speaker 3 (01:21:59):
It takes way longer, and then we did like Texas
just all of a sudden didn't have the fastest because
then they're like one Oklahoma, two Oklahoma, three Oklahoma four oklo.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Nobody from Texas count in Oklahoma's right, But I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:22:09):
Just saying, like I'm trying to make it something that
you count longer.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
So then in my head, I'm like, what, like it's
what rather long states like Massachusetts one Massachusetts, two Massachusetts
three Massachusetts, Like that's an older state, the Mississippi.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
How do we decide?

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Was it not?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
Sec? I was gonna say sec, It's it all comes
back to football and it's little kids rushing the passer.
Nobody's gonna say Massachusetts it's cold half the year. They're
not playing football year round. We are down here. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Next thing I thought syllables is how it's based off
of Mississippi Mississippi four four syllables. What has more mass
choosets but also salid fororn.

Speaker 4 (01:22:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:22:48):
No, What is count in California is what about North
Caro line?

Speaker 4 (01:22:53):
Uh, that's two words too much.

Speaker 8 (01:22:56):
That's one North Carolina, two, North Carolina three, North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Four year thing it's that's it's two mouthfuls.

Speaker 8 (01:23:01):
It should be North Carolina.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
There's too many different sounds, and one Mississippi is more
fun to say than all of them.

Speaker 8 (01:23:07):
I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
And it's got the alliteration, so it's yeah, you're saying
that many syllables. You're saying, ah, but it's Mississipi Mississippi.
It's easy because it's repetitive.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
Misissippisissippi Missippi.

Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Something to think about the like the origin of stuff.
Mississippi not a great state probably, but it's a great
counting mechanism.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
It would be something cool to look into.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
Everybody always talks about how like waste is such a problem.
Why do we have all these landfills taking up all
this space. I've always wondered, why don't we just burn
that shit? Dude, why don't we just burn that? Oh well, Alex,
that's bad for the that's bad for the environment. Don't worry.
I got a plan. This is how we're gonna save
the fucking planet.

Speaker 8 (01:23:47):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
We got a little chart for you. Here is that
I've conveniently driven made for you.

Speaker 9 (01:23:52):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
All right, so landfills are the problem. We're gonna get
rid of landfills. You light landfills on fire, let them burn.
No more landfills. Okay, we can just make we can
have like one central landfill that we just keep burning,
and then we just keep refilling one landfill. We've gotten
rid of all the other landfills. It's that easy. How
do you do this, Alex? Don't worry. I gotta I
gotta think.

Speaker 4 (01:24:11):
Burn.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Step one, burn, we burn the landfills. There's a little landfill,
it's on fire, you burn it. Oh okay, Well, let's
polluting the environment. That's bad for the enviire. Don't worry.
I got an idea for that. Bubble. Step two, you
have bubble the burning landfill that is burning up. So
then the bubble keeps all of the pollutants from getting
all over everyone else and contaminating anything else and being
bad for the air. Oh okay, well that seems like

(01:24:34):
a solid plan. But what do you do when it's done? Oh,
don't worry. That's when the step three comes in vacuum.
You're gonna vacuum out all of what was just burned
in there into this vacuum. Okay, well, how do you
release that? What are we gonna do with the vacuum? Easy?
Our next step We're to launch that vacuum into space,
and then it's not our problem anymore. Then our next
step is solve pollution and global warming. We've just done

(01:24:56):
it all and like a very quick five step process
that I just put right there. I don't understand how
I'm having to solve our world's problems. Like, Okay, landfill done,
neat oh ozone protected cool done. Space. I don't give
a fuck about space, dude, don't give a fuck about space.
I don't live there. Not my problem. World is saved.

(01:25:17):
Ashley Wilkins at Buster Healer Mix on Twitter says, how
do they know how old sharks are? She attached an
article where it talks about a like three hundred year.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
Old shark, three hundred and ninety two year old greenland shark.
This has gone viral multiple times. I've seen it multiple times.
It says it's been wandering the ocean since sixteen twenty seven.
And in the comments there's always and this is always
my question. All the comments are just in there, how
do you know how old it is? There's never a
fucking answer to why they know how old it is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
It's very easy to tell how old a shark is.
I don't like, did they not teach you guys this
in school? You cut it open and you count the
amount of rings on the intersiet and that's how old
that was.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
That was one of the responses.

Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Yes, yeah, no, because that's how you fucking do it.
That person that responded to that was probably a scientist.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
They didn't cut the shark open because it's still swimming around.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
How do you know you cut off a fin, it's
count the rings in the fen.

Speaker 6 (01:26:11):
Dude can't do that because then they can't swim.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
It grows millions, dude, They.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Aside from some glassy ass eyes that you see old
dogs get this shark is fully intact.

Speaker 3 (01:26:22):
Yeah, because they grow back. Dude, when you cut off
part of its tail, it regenerates like a star fingy.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
They grew back, Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
If they grew back, then we wouldn't hear shit about
why shark fin soup is such a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (01:26:32):
No, because it hurts the sharks. They don't love it.
They don't love it. But like, you're not supposed to
do it just to eat it. That's cruel. That's why
they hate. They got them back.

Speaker 8 (01:26:42):
How many times is one person allowed to get baptized?

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
Is there a limit or is it like a thing
you just Is it like non Catholic confession where like
I just did something bad. I don't feel like talking
about it, but just dunk me in some water real fast.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
I don't think there is an because, like, I'm sure
you can. As long as you travel, you can keep
finding more priests to rebaptize you and be born again.
Christian problem is if you keep going to the same
one after a little bit, he'd be like, you don't
mean this, I'm not doing it again.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
But isn't he, as a Christian supposed to forgive you
for anything you've done and then allow you to like
like wash away your sins by being baptized.

Speaker 4 (01:27:17):
You know, I didn't pay that much attention in church
growing up.

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
And also can like are baptisms kind of like marriages,
where like Pat can marry me, Like you can just
go take a course real fast, and by take a course,
I mean sign up online and then you're ordained.

Speaker 4 (01:27:37):
I don't know if I think baptism you actually have
to be like like are no, you don't, but why,
Like wouldn't you think it'd be a reverend because in
King of the Hill they had the female reverend and
she rebaptized lu Anne.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
But what don't you think that?

Speaker 4 (01:27:51):
So maybe it's not just priests. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:27:53):
Man, Like a marriage seems like it would be more
important than a baptism, like a much more important life event,
a much more important like dang, God comes first, Okay,
which is fair argument, fair argument, also fair argument.

Speaker 8 (01:28:11):
But like forever wedded, bliss whatever that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Like under God's authority, all of that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:19):
Is like that's a pretty big thing for like no offense,
Pat and Robert.

Speaker 8 (01:28:23):
But like to just be able to go on a
website and be.

Speaker 4 (01:28:25):
Approved to do yeah, it's wild.

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
So if you can do that, I feel like you
should be able like you should also be able to
baptize anybody.

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
Yeah, maybe not, like it might not technically be real
in their religion, but I guess I could do it.
I mean, I can say I'm baptizing you. There's no
laws against me saying that I could splash water in
her face and make your fucking baptized off. There's nothing
stopping me from doing that, as long as I'm not
like throwing water on the president anyone. Outside of that,

(01:28:54):
I'm pretty sure it's legal to water people.

Speaker 13 (01:28:59):
Let's go to Luke Soying to emailed his question and
he says, why doesn't anyone ever die of spontaneous combustion?

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Well so when I I did some research.

Speaker 13 (01:29:13):
And this not to brag or anything, but a well
known fact a spontaneous combustion is the invention of the
folio vaccine in nineteen fifty. It made more people more soluble,
so we didn't spontaneously combust as often as they used to. Now,
it did happen, and it's happened since, but it's just
not it's not as common, and it's all because fdr

(01:29:35):
Ando Bravy Gang Gang gang.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
Can I call myself a Disney adult if I watch
a lot of ESPN because not only that, but just
as a massive Star Wars fan, I think I also
qualify as a Disney adult.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
I mean they're both owned by Disney, So like, I'm
a big Disney adult now, dude. But I think a
lot of Disney adults take pride in being a Disney adult,
and this is my way of being like, I'm also
a Disney adult. Like, no, you're not the park. Well,
I mean I watch ESPN way more than you ever
spent time in that park. I have watched way more
ESPN than you could even imagine being in that park.

(01:30:15):
So I am probably a bigger Disney adult than you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Ever since they acquired the rights to the NHL package package.
Every night, dude, every night, every night, I've got Disney on. Yeah,
I've got the I've got the DIZ on. You know
what I'm saying, I should start wearing my Making Mouse ears.
While yeah, I would love to get in this conversation
with a real Disney adult.

Speaker 8 (01:30:35):
But yeah, so we are officially Disney adults.

Speaker 4 (01:30:37):
We're all Disney adults, Roberto.

Speaker 8 (01:30:40):
No, I like Marvels.

Speaker 4 (01:30:43):
That's Disney.

Speaker 8 (01:30:44):
Plus I also like Batman too, so Disney.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
We're all Disney adults are school crossing guards child traffickers or.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
The child trafficking facilitators.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
I would say they are child traffickers, but like the
best kind of child traffickers, Like not there should be
a good kind. But if you had to be good
kind of child trafficking, that's it because it's not like.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
Like sexual child trafficking navigators.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
You're just tra you're trafficking them, like, hey, walk here
because it's safe, go to there where your parents are.

Speaker 8 (01:31:13):
That's also safe.

Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Trafficking them is safely. It's so yeah, yeah, yeah, they
are child traffickers for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:31:19):
Still child trafficking, but it's the best possible kind.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Of So if you have kids that go to school
and you see the crossing guard, you know, wave at
them and say, hey, thank you for being a good
child trafficker.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Past the Gravy Podcast, wrap it up with some random
people generators right now, Robert, who you got this week?

Speaker 9 (01:31:36):
I'm gonna go Selena Gomez.

Speaker 8 (01:31:39):
Selena Gomez is good. Who you got?

Speaker 4 (01:31:41):
I'll go Selene Dion.

Speaker 8 (01:31:43):
I'm gonna go Chris Birdman Anderson.

Speaker 4 (01:31:46):
Oh that's a good one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:47):
Chris Birdman Anderson All right, this isn't this isn't even
the Robert.

Speaker 4 (01:31:55):
We're not fucking with you. Selena Gomez is the one
that just randomly starts on it just randomly starts with
what when you pull up the website?

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
And that counts.

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
No, it doesn't take.

Speaker 9 (01:32:05):
It counts because it's always random.

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Because it just opened it random.

Speaker 8 (01:32:08):
But it did open it random. It did open it random.

Speaker 4 (01:32:10):
But we we always have to ser I'll get it
to you. Incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:32:18):
Holly fuck, we're not We're not joshing you see it.
Selena Gomez right there.

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Well done, Bobby Mirror behind you, Bob, let's do random celebrity,
impersonate or random celebrity.

Speaker 8 (01:32:35):
I'm taking Scooter bro generators. Okay, I'm gonna go.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Evel canivel Evel.

Speaker 9 (01:32:45):
I'm gonna go. Jennifer Lopez.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
Oh, big week for big week for her ready, probably
a bigger week for Ben He's free. No way is it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
J Low?

Speaker 4 (01:32:55):
No way? Oh you fucking no way.

Speaker 3 (01:32:59):
I did.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
I don't believe Why do you not believe me?

Speaker 8 (01:33:01):
You just watched me click it.

Speaker 4 (01:33:03):
I did not watch watch the screen was not facing
it was but did you can't deny that? Why would
I do that Robert. Do you believe him at all?
I don't know, because you want it too bad. No,
I don't care. You're selling it really well, but I
still don't believe it. I just wanted I believe your reaction,

(01:33:25):
and I didn't know you were this good of an actor.
I'll give it to you, but I don't know you guys.
I hate you.

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
I mean, okay, okay, Well remember he almost he didn't
want to give Roberts to him.

Speaker 8 (01:33:35):
But I did because he's a hater.

Speaker 4 (01:33:37):
I came around.

Speaker 8 (01:33:38):
Well because you just put Robert.

Speaker 3 (01:33:40):
No, I didn't want you.

Speaker 8 (01:33:43):
I didn't want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
I didn't want your high.

Speaker 4 (01:33:45):
You guys practicing all week.

Speaker 8 (01:33:48):
Fuck you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
See see that's your fault. You should know we should
be showing it to the camera and us ahead of time.

Speaker 3 (01:33:53):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:33:54):
We didn't show him.

Speaker 3 (01:33:55):
Robert got it, but yeah we used to just doing
it on the phone. Well I got it, so fuck me.
That's getting your pitches.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
Baby, gang gang gang, Baby, pop the top and lead
it spread and spread.

Speaker 1 (01:34:15):
That's ware. Listen, it's a pastor grad.

Speaker 2 (01:34:17):
Hey Grey, we'll go and fishing for your bitch today
with Drunk and Houston. Now Houston, Baby, No, we go
ahead and lick and we'll get rich today, rich bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:34:47):
Bobby joses, what Houston dreams just hit through the crowd.
Pastros lost in the little gray in.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
The shows, he will st.

Speaker 1 (01:35:13):
Was he laughed in craft a smile. Now the pain
will last a while.

Speaker 9 (01:35:18):
His seam is out, his heart is torn.

Speaker 8 (01:35:22):
Every laugh now feels like scorn.

Speaker 14 (01:35:25):
No Lord, chokes Bobby Christ under me, the gloomys guys,
Astros gone his Bearit broke life a longer chest.

Speaker 1 (01:35:36):
That choke.

Speaker 10 (01:35:44):
Every pitch and the free swing echoes up the songs
they sing.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
He can't bear to see the light.

Speaker 3 (01:35:53):
Darkness falls him through the night. He wasn't joy, he
was the fun.

Speaker 4 (01:35:59):
But after face, when hope is done.

Speaker 14 (01:36:03):
In the silence, he retreats, said it's in his heart repeats.

Speaker 1 (01:36:09):
No more jokes.

Speaker 14 (01:36:10):
Bobby cries underneath the gloomy skeys. Stro's gone his theory
broke life the longer just.

Speaker 1 (01:36:20):
A joke, No more jokes.

Speaker 4 (01:36:36):
Bobby cries underneath the gloomy skies.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Astro's gone, his spirit broke. Life's no longer just a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:36:47):
No more chokes Bobby Christ Underheim, the gloomy.

Speaker 1 (01:36:52):
Sky Astro's gone.

Speaker 14 (01:36:54):
This theory broke.

Speaker 8 (01:36:56):
Lie so longer just a joke.

Speaker 14 (01:36:59):
Either leave the Blooming Guys, I shall strong his spiritro

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
I, so longer just a joke.