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Rod, Tessa, Alex, and Chile talk recap Mother's Day weekend, tell you the three forms of movement you need to be doing each day, and discuss the best workplace sitcoms.

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We go, Here we go,Here we go. Come on, come
on, good morning. This isEd McMahan and now ladies and gentlemen ride
right okay, here we go.Check it in Monday, May thirteen.
Welcome board. It is no Mondayaround these parts. And we've got an

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old friend back in the Fresh outof man hits You Head Challenge. It
was a wild week last week.It was really really, I mean,
fresh out of bed head to headis always something that I look forward to.
Last week was wild. We gotdouble O seven back in there.
He's been in the Hall of Famea couple of times. He's going for
win number two fresh out of bedhead to ahead of his plate at six
twenty I invite you all to callin and get involved. A few ladies.

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Cage the Elephant is in town Julytwelfth, playing the Woodlands. We've
got tickets for you on the funFact splashback we played the Texas Hammer Game.
Maybe the show I'm looking forward tomost over the summer is that olymp
Biscuit show. I don't know whyI can't wait. We've got tickets for
you if you win the Texas HammerGame at seven twenty some forty one,
tickets for you at eight twenty acount announcement. At nine o'clock, we'll

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get into the for a chance foryou to win some cash alternative income,
and then we'll leave you with ticketsto go see the struts. That's gonna
be busy, All all right,let's get right after it. It's hot
outside, like yeah, Alex saidhe was sweating. I changed shirts already,
I opened up the door, tookwoo outside and yeah, really really

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hot out there. Sixty percent chancesscattered strong storms headed our way today,
high of eighty eight Tesla. Oneof Houston's headlines, Hey, good morning
Rod, Good morning homeroom. Sothis weekend there were a lot of graduation
ceremonies. There were also a lotof walkouts in protests over the Isra Hamas
war. At Duke Universities graduation onSunday, a group of students walked out
during comedian Jerry Seinfeld's commencement address.I don't know that movie. Nope,

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okay, nope. In New Jersey, about sixty Rudgers Universities walked out of
their graduation ceremony. A similar sceneplayed out at UC Berkeley. So that's
kind of the temperature of the countryas far as universities go on the weekend,
well, those of the headlines forthem. Anyway, there was a
party in Alabama that ended with threepeople dead and at least twelve people wounded.
That was Saturday night, so athousand people were attending this party in

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your Stockton, Alabama when a fightbroke out. This party had an estimated
one thousand people in attendance. Thattown itself, Stockton has a population of
around four hundred people, so lotsof the investigations still going on there,
but those are kind of the moreserious headlines. On a lighter note,
millions of Americans as far as southof Florida got to see the Northern Lights

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this weekend, even in spots whereyou really couldn't see them, but your
phone could see it if it wason night mode. I don't know if
that counts as checking, you know, the Northern Lights off your bucket list.
Sure it does, Okay, wellgreat, A lot of people didn't
know, Like here in Texas andArizona, a lot of people were complaining
they had no idea that you weregoing to be able to see them,

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and if they'd known, they mighthave actually stepped outside Elena sent me some
pictures and it's going to be addedto this blog page. So there's some
great pictures. There were beautiful.Yeah, but Elena, she sent pics
from Brenham, Texas Friday night,so she saw him awesome. In entertainment
news, actress Seve Bushimi is onthe men after being randomly punched in Manhattan.

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Pill youse say. The sixty sixyear old star was walking on Wednesday
when someone just slugged him in theface. The Boardwalk, Empire and Sopranos
star was treated for bruises and abloody eye. He's doing okay. His
attacker has not been caught. Aftereighteen years of marriage, CRAI frontman Scott
stap At his wife Jacqueline have decidedto split her. Rep made that said

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she made the difficult decision, youknow. Scott stap had credited Jaqueline for
restoring his faith, calling her adivine instrument who helped him get sober.
Yeah, he's got a new soloalbum out, So that's on the music
blog page. Those are Houston headlines. Take it, Alex Well. The
Astros got to win yesterday. Theybrought Tigers nine to three. They won
two of three against Detroit over theweekends. Tonight, they're going to open

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up a four game series with theA's at minute made Park Spencer Aragant,
You'll be on the map for thisDROs going up against Oakland's Ross Stripling first
picture seventeen. You can listen tothe game on our sister station, Sports
Talk seven ninety. In the NBAPlayoffs, the Pacers blew out the Knicks
one to twenty one to eighty nine, and the Nuggets beat the Timberwolves one
fifteen to one oh seven and someother NBA news. The NBA Draft lottery
was yesterday and the Rockets were awardedthe third pick and the upcoming NBA Draft.

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They got this via the Brooklyn Nets. So this is the James Harden
trade. Thank you James Harden forgiving us the third overall. There in
the NBA draft, Alana Hawks didget the number one overall pick. The
draft's gonna go down June twenty sixthin Brooklyn, Wor, Dude, the
draft that everyone should be talking aboutis the NHL Draft because it's gonna go
down inside the sphere in Vegas.You're, dude, that's cool, NHL,

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your Carris, but it's gonna beawesome. And Stanley Cup playoffs.
The Panthers got by the Bruins threeto two to take a three to one
lead in that series, and theCanucks top the Oilers four to three,
so they go up to to onein that series. That is what's going
on in sports. Erlander looked strongyesterday. Yeah, and he bounced back.
He looked really. I mean itlooked like the Verlander of all.
The offense was good too, andyou know, a little extra juice.
He's playing against old time out.All right, let's go, man,

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let's go four hours of pain ona Monday. You're ready, be up
and ready to rock. If youare up and you want that first phone
call, it's up for grabs rightnow. I would love to hear from
you. What do you want totalk about? Anything goes anyone else see
the Northern Lights, don't miss out, don't sleep on those tickets or those
pictures from Elena on the Northern Lightsblog page. Brenham, Texas checking in.

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Okay, So that first phone call? Seven one five. The most
interacting show on the radio starts rightnow. Dude ninety four five The bus
Green Day When I come around,Good morning. Everybody, let's go.
You gotta do it. It's Monday. It's gross sauce on. I mean,
seventy six. I don't know whatwe're complaining about. It's just humid.

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Okay, so you're right, andI can I can't believe you just
said humid. Humid. It's humid, Alex, get it right. The
talk a little more like alex uhthe humidity outside. I opened up the
door, you know, I comedown the stairs. I'm like, dude,
to do Okay, I'm gonna startmy day. I hope it up
the door and I went m youknow, like immediately it was just like

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this hot butt. Yeah, hotass hot butts. Yeah. So seventy
six, it's warm. But we'regot rain coming today, sixty chances some
scattered strong storms. Okag. Soprepping you for that, give I'll take

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a look and see. We'll giveyou an idea of like better when the
timeframe when that rain's gonna hit.Double O seven's going for win number two,
fresh out of bad head to headchallenge. Man, we have a
surplus of so many shows coming totown, and we're in a good We're
in a good position here with allthese concerts that are coming to Houston.
I'll tell you a five finger deathPunch, and they're taking which I think
is wild, and I don't thinkanyone's talking about it. They're taking Marilyn

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Manson out on the road. Nobodyknew if Marilyn Manson was gonna bounce back
from all of this stuff, andfive Finger Death Punch says, hey,
come up with us. So Manson'sopening up that show We've got to get
for you. If you win thefresh out of bed head to head,
I got Cave's the elephant tickets foryou. We'll keep that in homeroom.
That'll be have the fun fact flashback, and then of course Texas Hammer Game
concert announcement coming your way. Imean it's gonna be a busy show.

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It's not time for the first phonecall of the day. Looks like Zach
got through. Zach moriy morning,How y'all doing awesome? What's on your
mind? How do you want toget a started? Talk all us get
his money started? Wanted to allof Houston, all the listeners. Ninety
four or five buzz Yeah much time. Graduates from kindergarten this week, So
I'm excited about that. First timeever so yes, sir, let's go.

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So I have a similar situation.I'm gonna have to miss out.
Guys. On Monday, one weekfrom today is London graduating. So London's
graduating. I had to buy it. Did you buy it? Did your
kid take pictures, Zach, likein the cap and gown? No?
No, no, they didn't doit, not like that. Yeah,
so I bought a ticket package orI'm sorry, a photo package already with

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my kid and the cap and thegown and all of that. I have
to you know, grandma, andso yeah, I'm i'd like a degree
certificate actually personally, now, Zach, this is my first this is my
first time doing all this too.Are they giving the kids a diploma,
like from kindergarten to first grade?I don't know if they're gonna like do

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the whole thing or not. Likefrom understand I guess she's gonna be on
stage and it might just be agroup thing from what I understand. Well,
uh, London, London said they'reworking up some songs. Yeah,
and she wouldn't and she would notshare with me. I don't know if
there's teachers are saying do not tellyour parents. I don't think they're saying,
yeah, it is my kid.The first half of the school year,

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he was like, it's a secret. It's the secret, all the
projects he was doing it at school, like all the things you would bring
home. I was like, shuttingup to the secret. You gotta tell
you what you're doing at school.So we have a conversation here. It's
not a secret. Yeah, it'sit's really tough getting things out of these
kids at that age. So yeah, I've got graduation next week too,
all right, Zach, that's cool. Man, take some pictures, send
them and I'll take some pictures aswell. But yeah, I'm gonna be

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out next Monday as I'll be attendinggraduation. But I can't believe your growing
up so quick. On the flipgotta wreck check for you. We'll find
out what's trending and we'll get setup for the game Houston, Houston's alternative
and tell them at The rod RyanMorning Show ninety four or five The Buzz

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ninety four to five, The BuzzWelcome Back rod Ryan Show. Got a
sixty percent chance of scattered strong stormscoming today. Hive around eighty eight.
It's a humid and seventy six outthere right now, what's trending? Hey,
Kingdom of the Planet of the Apesexceeded expectations. It raked in fifty
six point five million dollars. Itlooks so good. I want to see

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it. I do, and Iwant to see it in theaters though,
I want to see it on thebig screen, so I didn't have a
chance. This weekend, same actioncomedy The Fall Guy finished second with thirteen
point seven million dollars. So thoseare your box office winners. Gevin Rossdale
is dating a chick who looks exactlylike a young Gwen Stefanie. He has
a type. I want him tobe happy, but that freaking looks like

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AI Gwen when he is dating.I don't I understand where it's a story.
I understand why it's headlining looking atgirls. Does she look exactly like
Gwen? No? Is she blonde? Does she have some pictures out there
with really ruby red lipstick? Andyou know wish? Yes, he's hotter
than Gwen. Well, she's alsolike thirty years younger than Gwen. But

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I don't think. I don't thinkshe's hot. I don't think she's hotter.
I don't I think she looks alittle weird. I think she looks
like Ai Gwen. Gwen never didanything for me. We'll see one man's
trash another man's treasures. Hey,we're people. Don't call us trash.
I wouldn't throw away, okay.And then hey, that that Eurovision Song
Contest, which I didn't know wasthe actual thing until, like I learned

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about Abba. And then that moviewith Will Ferrell, Well that's where Bonaskin
came from. Okay. So theEurovision, the sixty eighth annual Eurovision Song
Contest took the prize in Sweden.I mean, what was happening in Sweden
over the weekend and this band calledNemo took the prize home with the code.
It's the third all time for Switzerlandand the first since nineteen eighty eight.
I'm gonna send you this link somaybe we can give it a listen

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together during the break or even onair. But this was trending on eighty
four to five of the Buzz.Let's see if this whole victory speech plays
Alex fun fact for you, Chadmc hey, brother, Rod, Yesterday
five twelve marked two years of youbeing in the new studio, something that
would change the show and Rod's happinessforever. Yeah, two years we've been

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in here. I was having tofix something this morning that wasn't marking somebody's
victory speech got jacked last week.Yeah, just didn't play the ending of
it all. Right, let's see. Let's see what double O seven has.
Good morning, everybody, Double Oseven back in the driver's seat.
This two time Hall of famer isnow your friend, out of bed,
head to head one day champion.I plan on being with you guys all

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day, starting on Monday. WhenI make it win number two. Bitches,
you go. Maybe maybe the twoyears, all the bugs have been
worked out. We are officially inour third year in the studio. That's
insanity. Uh, if you wouldlike to play this game, I believe
he called himself a two time Hallof Famer. He is Okay, he's

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good. He's really good at thegame. If you think you can beat
him on a Monday, well,now's the time to start calling seven one
three two win two five nine fourfive. Oh there's Chili. Oh I
saw him earlier today. Okay,Chili's here. He'll take your call.
Seven one three two two five ninefour five. He'll play the game next.
This is a wall nation and saleon the bus. All right,

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here we go ninety four or fiveThe buzz Rod Ryan Show. On this
Monday, we got some northern lightpictures that were submitted over the weekend.
The Aurora Borealis was visible. Wegot pictures from Brenham, Texas on LinkedIn

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guests today. I did not seeit. I knew that they were saying,
I mean, they're called the NorthernLights. I knew that parts of
America, the country was going toget to see this. I had no
idea that you could see it fromhere. I didn't even look at the
sky on Friday just to even seeif I could catch a glimpse. Hi.
I hope you guys had a greatweekend. I hope all you moms
had an awesome Mother's Day weekend.Yesterday wasn't the wash out that we said

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it was going to be. Itwas. I was on and off some
rain, but it was. Butwe thought that day was going to be
a complete washout. Store. Yeah, and there were times, but it
wasn't. You know, So ifyou had some plans on Sunday, I
hope you were able to get outsideand get after it a little bit.
I got a game that I haveto play. Contracted to play this every

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morning at six twenty and now eachtime for the Fresh out of Bed Head
to Head Challenge. Listeners to yourcorners, Well, we got to changing
music up for this, dude,Double O seven. Sean Connery, good
morning, Hey, really good man, two time Hall of Famer. Correct,

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correct, All right, it waswild last week Fresh out of bed
Head to Head. Let's see whathappens today. Uh, I mean it
could get wild. I mean,this guy's as wild as they come.
Other John, good morning, Goodmorning. He was a madman. Other
John, we just had you on. You must not have won anything,
Oh fresh out of bed or no, read my lips. You and your

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daughter we're playing exactly. Kelly verysad. Yeah you didn't play today.
Okay, Yeah, he's still availableto play now. John is the curator
of all things. Did you knowthat yesterday was the two year anniversary of
us being in the studio? Idid not. You didn't keep track of

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that, Chad MC did that?I did not? Okay, all right,
Well, John's wanted to keep trackof all the things that are going
on with the Fresh out of bedhead to Head. You've been in the
hall of Fame before? How manytimes? Also? Two times? Against
two times? Here have you playedSean Connery before? I have no you
know that too, Sean. Theseguys are wild. They know this stuff

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all right. I talked about theseamazing tickets that Chiley put in there.
Oh yeah, five f your deathpunch Marilyn Manson, Woodlands Pavilion, September
nineteenth. Okay, we got Alex, good luck, John, good luck
Shuck what you got on this?I have you go? Double O seven?
All right there John, John,you do not agree with him?

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Here's minus one. Check out yourname. When you think you know the
answer question number one, I'll readit as it's written. What red sauce
would you dip a French fry in? Sean? Sean catch up? Sure,

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Nope. I would have accepted almostany red sauce on that question.
The other one, this one redsauce. That's right. All right,
here we go, next question.Sean definitely got in there first other John
two time Hall of famer as well. What cartoon Family of the Future?

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John, double O seven? Thejests? Yeah was it for you?
Sean? Whoa You're busting John's balls? What cartoon Family of the Future?

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Featured George, Jane, Judy,and el Roy Boy Elroy all right,
other John, that was ugly okay, there were larith oh for two and
two weeks. I'm game playing withthe rod Ryan Show. John Sean about

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it? Can you play tomorrow?Oh? Absolutely? Hi, I know
one pump jump The rod Ryan Showcelebrating twenty years ninety four or five ninety
four or five the bus offspring,the kids aren't alright rod Ryan's Show.
We're doing all right so far,sixty percent chances scattered strong storms expected today.

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I'm still gonna get up there andget pretty warm. It's already a
little humid outside. Thank you,Alex. Hi. Today of about eighty
eight, I got a fifty percentchance of scatted thunderstorms tonight. Frensh out
of bed Head to Head Challenge.Here's your current champion. Good morning everybody.
Double O seven is still around.Sorry if you were hoping to tune
in to hear a one pump jump, I am. You're fresh out of

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bed Head to Head two day champion, two questions to answers, Join me
on tatt Tuesday when I make itwin number three. Just yeah, he
was playing lights out today. Absolutelyokay, who's gonna step up and play
tomorrow. We'll wait out here.I got some Cage the Elephant tickets coming
up for you. Of course,you know we're playing the Texas Hammer Game.

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It's seven to twenty. That's that'sfor those Limp Biscuit tickets. That's
the show I'm looking forward to themost. Really. Yeah, and Chillie
and I were talking about this onFriday. August is stupid around here.
If you look at the concerts,August is ridiculous, the amount of shows,
it's overwhelming. I don't know whatit is about that Limp Biscuit show.
And I know you're excited about someof the nonsense that's gonna happen beforehand.

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Mansit is just there's such a goodshow man. So that's what you're
gonna win if you win the TexasHammer Game. But now it's the Fuck
That to the Day, all right, we make you look smart and funny,
everybodies, it's the Fuck That tothe Day. Here comes some fun
facts for you. Hopefully, hopefullyyou can share these with your friends.

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Best BUYE I still love best Buy, yeah, but I would love best
Buy when they had those rows androws of CDs. I would go in
there. I mean, you guysmust have bought music from them as well,
right, I mean just was fun. It was so awesome. Now

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I don't know what's in there.Best Buy was originally called Sound of Music.
They launched in nineteen sixty six,and they used that name until they
changed it to best Buy in nineteeneighty three. Bright, I guess,
I don't know. I only knewthem as best By. I never knew

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they were called something else. Okay, it took me a second. But
then I need you to visualize this. Those little, tiny, impossible to
use handles on maple syrup. Thinkabout it. You don't ever use the
handles. It's ridiculous. It's almosta joke. Why is it there?

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You just grab it by the neckor whatever, and then you just pour.
You know, it's called a scheyou morph, a skee, you
morph. We know it's a designelement that helps you recognize what something is.
It doesn't have a purpose. Theydon't expect you to hold that ridiculously

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impossible to use handle on the maplesyrup. Okay, the tiny handles,
they've been around forever and they referencethose old stoneware jugs where you actually use
the handle, but sche youmorph thankyou. I think some people will know
this, but I wouldn't use itif I didn't think most of you didn't

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know this. Six flags, sixflags amusement parks. Yeah, like Difesa
Texas and whatnot. Sure you knowhow they got their name six flags?
Oh no, no you didn't.You don't know this, the six different
nations. Texas has been a partof Spain, France, Mexico, three
Republic of Texas, four United States, and the Confederacy. Six flags.

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It's the fuck back to the day. We make you look smart, your
body. It's to the day hadthe old stars and bars up there.
But you're giving away. I havekg Elephant, Neon, Piltour Young,
the giant car all at Woodland,Civilion. All right, it's your fun.

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Give me one of the two colorsthat are most represented in a pack
of M and ms, these two. There are more of these two colors
than any other. Okay, I'monly looking for one. It's early,
it's Monday. Just give you oneof them. Seven one, three,
two, two, nine four five. Now time for rockout with your stock

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out with Captain Cash, big baldy, where are you? I was on
the phone Hi, hell, brother, I was looking around for you.
I'm like, what, oh youover here? You're on the phone.
Hey, uh hey, mama.Have a good Mother's Day weekend. It
was a blast. It was awesome, very good. Okay, how do
we do on Wall Street? OnFriday? Friday was a mixed day on

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Wall Street? That that was upone hundred and twenty five points. Kick
off this morning at thirty nine thousand, five hundred and twelve NAS back down
five sixteen, three hundred and fortynation Martenior Treasuries at a four point forty
eight percent in oil stands. That'sseventy eight dollars seventy one cents a barrel.
So the most act is the bigStuds Mickey D's three m and for

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the big duds Nike, Boeinge andAmazon. The economic calendar this morning is
all clear right now, futures lookingget there on the episode and hang on
to this. They will be apot of opening on Wall Street. That's
it. I'm out of here.This is Howland Nas director with Mariam James
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as reported by you ninety four orfive The Boss. Welcome back, rod

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Ryan Show, Good morning, WhatHello? Who's this biness? Craig Hey,
great doing, great man, Welcometo the show. There are more
of these two colored eminem's in apack of eminems than any other colors.

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Give me one of them. Brown. Listen, bro, I'm down with
the brown. Okay, everybody thinkanybody that's listened to the show for any
amount of time knows that I'm downwith the brown. I guess this is
one of those questions where it's justone of those you could take a guess
at any color. You clearly didthat you're wrong, You're wrong, but
we're both down with the brown.Good morning Dan, Hello, Hello Dan.

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Give me one of the two mostprevalent Eminem colors in packs of eminems.
Blue was one of them, Ibelieve right. Yeah, it sure
was. Yeah, awesome because wesaid it was a fairly new one.
I don't think blue's been around votingfor the night either, you go,
Dan voted for it. Yeah,there's Blue and orange are the two most
popular colors, meaning there's more ofthem than any other colors. That gets

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you a win. And what areyou giving them? Oh, you get
tickets to the KG Elephant neon Pieltur. That's going to be an all show,
will them? Familian? Congratulations?Awesome? I love you on the
dine. And this concert season isgetting expressive, Yeah it is. It
is getting expensive, but man,these free tickets will help for sure.
It's ninety four to five to thebus, ninety four or five the bus,

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Good morning rod Ryan Show on thisMels Monday, Texas Hammer Game coming
up next hour. You know weplay that every Monday at seven to twenty.
Lip biscuit tickets to the Winner Todayconcert announcement coming your way at nine
and I was told we could giveaway the first pair of tickets to that
show. Nice. Sixty percent chancesof scattered strong storms during the day,

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fifty percent chance for scattered storms tonightTessa S. Houston's headlines. Yeah,
So protests on college campuses over theIsraejamas wore are spilling over onto graduation ceremonies.
There are a lot of graduation ceremoniesover the weekend. There were a
group of students that walked out duringcomedian Jerry Seinfeld's commencement address it Duke University
on Sunday. Walkouts happened during commencementsat the University of California, Berkeley,

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Rutgers University, Wisconsin Madison, aswell a bunch of numerous colleges and universities
across the country. So that's what'sgoing on. And I mean, I
think also I wanted to mention thatit is graduation season. Lots of people
just graduating here locally and nationally.These kids must be walking out for the
for the I guess the flex ofa walkout. It doesn't sound like Jerry

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Seinfeld said anything that was offensive andthey got up and walked out. It
sounds like just walkouts were arranged,pre arranged to me as a show of
Hey, there's a lot of eyeson this right now, let's do it
here. That's what I'm getting.Okay, Well, because I feel like
Jerry is getting in the headline hereon this and I read it too.
What did he say? I did? I don't know if it's linked to

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him, because clearly there was walkoutson college campuses all across He only spoke
at one commencement. I'm not tryingto make any accusations, but I assumed
that it was the Palace that likepro Palace dne walk out, so him
being Jewish, they must have beenlike, no, we're not doing that.
Okay, that's interesting, that isI'm not sure that that's what the
reasoning was. I'm just that wasme trying to guess what it could have

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been. When you read the headline, that's what you kind of maybe that's
it. It wouldn't explain the otherwalkouts all. I mean, college campuses
are wild right now? Wild?Else? Have you ever been into a
college graduation? Because it sucks andlike after your name is college, you
still have to sit there for fourhours. I would want to walk out
to they're so boring. Yeah,they're so like you really like if you
were graduating and you had multiple friendand you're so early and friends and family

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there. I thank your friends andfamily that went to support you, because
that is that's not fun for anyone. Is it even fun for the grads?
Like I took Jessica out the nightbefore her graduation. She was so
hungover, miserable, barfing everywhere,miserable and sitting outside. For her,
that's what her memory is of hergraduation. Sorry, sorry, Okay,

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So that's what's going on the nationallevel here. Locally, a suspect is
finally in custody. Remember this shootingthe attorney at McDonald's in West Houston last
week. He was at the McDonald'snear Chimney Rock and the Katie Freeway and
he had tried to calm this suspectdown and the suspect actually ended up shooting

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and killing him. So anyway,Houston police have arrested fifty eight year old
Anthony Landry. They arrested him overthe weekend on a charge of murder as
well as an unrelated charge of aggravatedassault on a family member. So that's
a local update there. All right, let's pinch of gears here. If
your idea of spending quality time outsideis walking one hundred feet up to a
Starbucks rather than going through a drivethrough, there's a reason you don't feel

(29:38):
revived every day. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
who of that. According to anew poll, the average American needs to
spend sixty seven minutes outside each dayin order to feel refreshed. That would
be like walking four miles to aStarbucks. That's easy enough, right now?
Why dragon Starbucks? On this?I this. I didn't write this

(30:00):
honestly, so so if if you'rewrite this, if I were to write
this, I would say, okay, listen, it's really hot here in
Houston. I know, I knowit's hard to get outside, but it
does clear you. In two andthree, people say being outside relaxes them,
It puts them in a better mood, It helps you clear your head,
and being cooped upside into much insidetoo much can deepen feelings of depression,

(30:22):
anxiousness, and loneliness. Of thoseare things that you're dealing with.
So literally, touch some grass,get out there, even when it gets
even when it gets Africa hot.So I felt like, you know,
I went home for Mother's Day.I got to see my little niece,
and you feel like the baby.But if the baby's crying and you're the
one that can make her stop,you're kind of like the man. Like
you're like that, like you feellike a superhero. I took she was

(30:48):
We're messing with a fiddle fatmation.She needs a bad Maybe she's pamphltrating.
No, no, no, Ijust took her outside too. She needed
it outside. Fixed it outside,fix it not you? Well, me,
my geness, my genius outside right, Okay, okay? Speeking of
babies. Have the picture? Ihave seen the picture. Someone who attended

(31:10):
Taylor swifts Friday night show in Parisis obviously in their neglectful parent era because
someone posted a picture of a babyon the floor. It's the standing room
section of the arena, at thefeet of a man or woman who was
watching the show. The child waslaying on something soft like there was a
blanket down. The person who snappedthe picture said I was wearing some type
of ear protection. Still, peopleare up in arms about this. I

(31:33):
saw more things about the fact thatTravis Kelsey was at Taylor's show and that
arena like that's he was there withBradley Cooper and gig headed. That's the
headline. But I did see thison TMZ, like there's a baby at
the concert bro on the floor.It's not just baby safe just stepping on
it. It's fine. It's fineat Taylor swishing going on the song right
here specifically makes me want to watchso bad all right now, this is

(31:57):
Chili's band kind of he used tolike that original lead singer, but Bad
Wolves is still out there kind ofdoing it. Yeah. They've teamed up
a Grammy nominated singer songwriter, ChrisDaughtry for their new track Hungry for Life.
It's got oh. I was tryingto see how many streams it has.
They're talking about other songs, butthis is it. Check it out.

(32:22):
I mean, they're just not gettingit done on their own. The
only time we talk about this bandis Number one, the original and then
when Tommy was leaving, but theywere known for a cover song, the
Cranberry Song. Now the only reasonwhy we're talking about them is they got
Daughtry on a track. They justcan't seem to get it together on their
own, and they got the namebad Wolves. That people know the trickery

(32:44):
of working with other people. You'regonna have to put something else out on
your own, and you're gonna haveto build something that's yours or hook chili
or yeah, or take chili onthe road. But he's already asked them
to be the lead singer. Isaid, you can't leave. All the
plants will die. Just going togotta win. Yesterday they beat the Tigers

(33:05):
ninety three. They took two ofthree from Detroit over the weekends, and
that they're going to open up afour game series with the A's at minute.
May first pitch is gonna be atseventeen, and you can listen to
the game on our sister station,Sports Talk seven ninety. The NBA playoffs
yesterday, the Pacers brought the Knicksone to twenty one to eighty nine,
the Nuggets Blue Under the Nuggets beatthe Timberwolves one fifteen to one oh seven,
and some other NBA news. TheNBA Draft lottery was yesterday and the

(33:25):
Rockets were awarded the third pick inthe upcoming NBA draft. Atlanta Hawks got
the number one overall pick. Thedraft's gonna go down on June twenty sixth
in Brooklyn, New York and theStanley Cup playoffs, the Panthers got by
the Bruins three to two and theCanucks top of the Oilers four to three.
And then on our sports blog pagetoday, friend of the Show Derek
the Black Beast Lewis, he knockedout his opponent this weekend, and in
Derek Lewis fashion, took his shortsoff and then fanned his kot opponent with

(33:51):
his shorts while he was laying downon the canvas. Wait, what was
the second part of that? Knockedhis opponent out, took his shorts off
and then fanned his opponent who's stilllaying down with his He was very thoughtful,
so nice. I don't want tobe fanned with those shorts. He
talks about how how hot he getstwo for It's like, okay, my
balls are hot and I knocked youout, You're knocked out. Don't knocked

(34:13):
out. He will do that.He's generating too much heat in those shorts.
I do not want to be fannedwith him. I don't want to
mess with him and tell him notto do it either, because he might
he might knock me out. Iloved him. He knocked out. I
go check it out Sports podcast Today, The rod Ryan Morning Show six to
ten am, The Buzz ninety fouror five, the Bus. Yeah,
who else would play that? Let'sfall out, boy and Dance Dance.

(34:34):
Good morning rod Ryan Show. Onthis MILF Monday, Welcome back for the
weekend. Hopball You mom's had anawesome Mother's Day weekend. I had a
little what what well? Listen,I champion on this show. I try
to champion the USPS. Okay,I use the post office. I go
to the post office. London's carddidn't get there in time. I mailed

(34:55):
it out Tuesday. Tmat that Iused to be plenty of times. And
it sounds like I'm watching the newslike everybody. Okay, so I know
there's all kinds of crazy stories.Do we need to adjust? I mean,
I'm the guy on the radio thatsays, hey, this is your
last call, get it in themail today. I took my own advice.

(35:16):
I got it in the mail onTuesday and then boom, it didn't
get there. That pissed me off. Then I ordered some flowers. I
don't want to call them out becauseI don't know which dot com it was.
I was looking at everything. Orderedsome flowers and I got those delivered.
I ordered those on Tuesday as well. Ordered the flowers to be delivered
on Friday, just in case ifwe live in today's day and age,

(35:37):
where we are in the dark agesof customer service and anything dealing with any
being a customer of anywhere kind ofsucks right now. I had the flowers
delivered on Friday, just in caseif there was some sort of a gaff,
then they would be delivered on Saturday. Well, that did happen with
my flowers. Saturday morning, theysaid, hey, we're not Friday.

(35:57):
They said, we're not going tobe able to get them. We will
deliver them at a later date.That's all they said. Saturday morning said
sorry, we're not going to getthem in today. That's unacceptable. Those
are Mother's Day flowers. Yeah,don't take the order. It reminded me
of when a plane over books don'tsell more tickets than seats available. Don't
tell me that you're going to sellme Mother's Day flowers. When I again,

(36:22):
is Tuesday? Am I a lastminute guy? Is Tuesday? I
felt pretty good about I felt likepretty good about doing both of those things
on Tuesday, so then I hadto scramble and I went to someplace that
guaranteed Saturday morning. Now I scrambledand I got to someplace that said that
they would get the flowers there,so I ordered them that day. The

(36:43):
original one said, Hey, we'regoing to bring those flowers today. The
one that said that they were goingto get them there that day said we
can't get them there. Now,they're coming Monday. I know I lost
everybody on that. I'm just sayingone flower got there, one didn't.
I told my mom, there's flowerscoming, Okay, got there in time?
What a mess? Man. Iwas upset about that, and you

(37:04):
know, all my mom's cool aboutit, but I've said on this show
one hundred times if it gets therethe day after, it really doesn't count.
I don't think my mom feels thatway about the kid card Mine would
not have counted, right, andit not gotten there Tuesday. Tuesday,
I thought I was covered when Iwasn't. So I will adjust that moving
forward when we talk next year.Or you know, how laughable is it

(37:30):
for us to talk about Father's Dayon this show and people getting cards off
in time? Yeah, just doesn'thave the same weight and importance for some
reason as Mother's Day. But Iwill adjust that and then when we talk
about Mother's Day next year, I'llsay, hey, you got to get
this stuff out a week in advancebecause everything sucks now it sucks quickly.

(37:51):
Alex, I looked, you havesix picks, right I do. I
don't care about it. I mean, listen, your wife looks awesome.
I know you're having a baby.I gotta know about these crab legs.
I gotta know about this, thistable full of crab leg crab legs.
They were awesome snow on occasion,and they were they were done. So

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did some work. I mean yousat it, Tessa, and I didn't.
You said it's true, there werethere were snow crab legs. You
can't just say snow on this show. You know. You can't around me
crab leg Okay, so are theseis this a home deal? Is this

(38:39):
out somewhere you're eating? My daddid all this, He made all spoiled
them and everything. And then he'sgot the little candle with the butter above
it right there, so you're you'reyou got the little backwards scissors that you
can cut it open with. Markout there, it was awesome, Mark,
you got my number? Yeah itwas I'm talking about his dad.

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Now, Mark, you've got mynumber. Okay, if you're doing these
crab legs again, did he peelhim for you? Did he crack him
for you? You did do yourown? Every station? Did you see
there a station is all grown up? Does he go to does he get
him? Look at a Costco ora Sam situation? Because I mean number
one before we got there. Butyeah, that's a million dollars in crab

(39:22):
legs. Some million. That's amillion dollars in crab lakes. Sitting on
that table. These are Alex's sixpicks. Again, your wife looks great.
You know, I love your mom. Happy Mother's Day. All that
I was obstressed. I was obsessedwith that table full of crab legs,
and there was a huge part ofyesterday. Have to point it out,
snow, Yeah, okay, itwas the one. Now you treated Mother's

(39:47):
Day as that's Emma's first Mother's Day, right with child, Like if it
was a father's that I would nothave expected it because I didn't do anything.
Like she's actually you slip one pastthe goalie, right, but like
that's easy, Like she's she's incare. It's like you are a mother
if you have a baby in yourbelly. I do not have a baby
in my belly, but that's yourbaby in her belly. So Father's Day,

(40:07):
I've done no work? Whats solike? Like so far five minutes
right, not even but I've doneno work so far, So like,
I don't deserve a Father's Day ifit had been Father's Day. She absolutely
deserves Mother's Day because she's getting indigestion, she's having to go through all the
pregnancy stuff. Like, yeah,we did all that Mother's Day. It
counts, it counts. Yeah,absolutely, all right, Well shout out

(40:29):
if you want to see Alex's sixpicks, those are up on links and
guests. That table full of snowcrab legs looks wonderful. Oh man to
win the best game in Houston.Who wants it? Okay, while you're
looking at links and guests over thisbreak here also call in and if you
want to play the Texas Hammer gamecalled Chileus Rock, Houston's alternative and The

(40:52):
Rod Ryan Morning Show twenty four tofive, The Boss, Good Morning,
rod Ryan's Show Chili is now acceptingplayers for the Texas Hammer game that's coming
up. That's how you're gonna winyour olympuscuit tickets from us. This morning,
sixty percent chances of scattered strong stormstoday fifty percent chance of scattered thunderstorms

(41:13):
two nines. What's trending. Theman who the first person in the world
to receive a pig kidney transplant passedaway. He had surgery back in March
to receive a pig kidy that hadbeen genetically altered to reduce the risk of
rejection. I think I remember ustalking about this, yeah, because it
was honestly, if it worked,it was like, dang, do you

(41:34):
know how we know how many peopleneed kidney transplants. We've talked about this
on the show. He was onlysixty two years old, So yeah,
pretty sad and breaking news today,McDonald's is going to launch a five dollars
meal deal to win customers back.McDonald's been in the use it a lot
because fast food apparently, you know, people are like Tesshoo's supposed to be
cheap, it's getting more expensive,and apparently the company is going to launch

(41:58):
a five dollars meal deal that includea McChicken or mcdouble fries and drink for
just five bucks at many locations,just one of the sandwiches would cost more
than that at current prices. Butdon't get too excited because we don't know
which locations this deal is going tobe rolled out at. But that is
a little bit of a breaking newstoday. I mean, if you want
to pay these people career wages,you got to expect that food to go

(42:19):
up. Yeah, you know,that's the big slam on all these fast
food places is how you expect toyou know, feed a family, you
know working here. Well, thenthe food prices are going to go up.
Guys. Also, our milk Mondayis doing well. It is Kurt
from Alvin. He says he's beenlistening to Rod Ryan Show since two thousand
and six. He is nominated today'smilk. And then that blog page is

(42:40):
that blog page is doing well.And then alex Is six picks after we
talked about it, took a bigjump there too. Crablegs hash had crab
legs and that's what's trending on Nightyfor five of the bus. This is
DM Handler and it's time to playthe Texas Hammer Game. I wanted an
invite for those crab legs. Too. What Ron Ryan on any more?

(43:04):
Was the Texas Hammer at your Mother'sday celebration? He was invited. I
think he was doing his own thing. You invited Jim Handler and not me.
I'm not gonna the hammers so manycrab legs? Is there any left
over? Did you eat? Didyou guys polish off all the crab legs?
You had enough crab legs where therewere you see my crad legs before
I saw it. I can't stoptalking about it. I don't know there

(43:29):
was gonna be left over, lunchedhim. No, it's I'm a little
skinny guy. I'm full shut up. Nobody gets full on crab legs.
You eat till they're gone. Dummy. Good who's on the right, who's
on the phone here? Good morning, This is Benjamine Testa. There's never
been a time that I ate crablegs where there was a couple left over?

(43:52):
Same? Okay, Benjamin, areyou calling about the text about the
Texas Hammer game? Yes, okay, we're gonna take uh, we're gonna
take a listen to a clip ofthe Great Jim Adler and he's going to
be spitting some lyrics, and youneed to tell me the name of the
band and the name of the song. You dig Okay, I got it
all right, let's knock this outhere. First caller, let's go.

(44:14):
You can't just leave me, breidento me in make me reel. Those
were the crab legs on the table. You can't leave me exactly. Those
are what the crab legs were saying, Benjamin. Name of the band,
name of the song? Oh man, is it Lincoln Park? Is it
Lincoln Park? No, but Iappreciate you took a cut. Most people

(44:39):
just say I don't know. Mightas well guess something, Chris, good
morning, Good morning. Let's takea listen to this clip. These are
the remaining crab legs at the MiddletonMeal. You can't just leave me,
breiden to me and make me reel. What's the name of the band and
the name of the song. Yeahme, neither me neither I know it.

(45:05):
Crab legs will throw me off?Seven two two five Ron Ryan Show
on ninety four five the bus okay, ninety four five The buzz Food Fighters.
This is hi, Jim Man.Well wait a minute, let me
just I gotta hang out one secondhere, let me do this. I'm
excited Jim's excited. He can't blamethis. Good morning everybody. I gonna

(45:28):
do my part of the job.First ninety four and five, the buzz
that was the food fighters. Ihope you're off to a great start to
your day, and welcome back onthis milk Monday. We got a concert
announcement coming your way at nine o'clock. And then Ashley with and I sent
this to me, and then twoothers just sent it to me. So
is this breaking news, alex Ordid you know this coming in the Stone?
I just got within the hour.So it's official that the Texans I

(45:52):
was kind of led to believe.And I thought this was great programming on
the NFL's part. The Texans arenot going to be in the very first
NFL game of the season. TheRavens got it. Yeah, rumor it
was rumored that the Texans were goingto be opening up against the Chiefs.
But it looks like the September fifthgame is going to be the Raid Danks.
I mean, listen, you knowyou do dumb Casey was playing because
there's the Champions of champions yap.So I thought it was great programming to

(46:15):
put the Texans in there and thenit also was kind of a nod to
us, thinking they must think thatwe're the biggest threat in coming teams,
we're the biggest threat to Kansas City, which you know, we're a big
threat to them now in the AFC. Man, I was so looking forward
to us getting the opening game.That's okay, that's okay, Ravens suck.
I was to watch them nobody,all right, that's going to be

(46:37):
first Sunday game, though Monday,Monday, we'll have to wait till Sunday.
I wonder if they would, Well, where did this come from?
Why was I led to believe thatwe were getting that game? Because there
was a rumor going around like lastweek or a couple of weeks ago,
and I had said that, Isaid that it was out and it was
like it wasn't just one person,it was a bunch of people saying it
looks like the Texans are going toget that opening day game. Okay,
getting excited. Oh man, allright, that's okay. It just the

(47:00):
opening game taken on the champions,and then if we win, come on,
and if you don't win, thenyou start the loss and it's like,
now maybe you get somebody else.I still think the excitement of the
first game of the season would havebeen awesome. It would have been a
great shine for the for the Texansand this young squad and stuff. So
all right, that's okay, wegot rain today. This is Emaildler and

(47:24):
it's time to play the Texas Hammergame with Ron Ryan on ninety four.
Whit. This guy sends me anemail. It's Patrick rob This is the
first time I've ever known it.I listen all the time. It's godsmack,

(47:46):
I stand alone. Should we justgive it to the guy on the
email? Definitely not. Should wejust give it to the email? Definitely
not. It took a second toemail me and tell me, dude,
I can't believe I got it.Dude, you still don't have it?
All right? Where did I leave? I'm so used to people like being

(48:07):
that sure when they're wrong, soconfident, so confident in his email right
now, Adam, Good morning,what's up, Adam? How's your day
so far? Oh? You know, getting it started? Yeah you're right,
ticket, Yeah you're right. Okay, let's see we can get some
tickets. Let's take a listen tothe great uh Texas Hammer. Jim Adler,

(48:28):
you can't just leave me breathing tome and me real. All I
can think about is is damn leftovercrab legs? Oh? I love legs?
Yeah? Have you ever eaten craband there's been leftovers? Never?
No, you never had enough?Yeah? You guys, could your dad

(48:52):
go out to the Bearing Sea?And the dude, what's the name of
the band in the name of thesong, The band is Evan Essence and
the song is bring Me to Life? Well, is that right? Yes?
It is? Okay, so Patrick, Patrick on the email was way
right, so wrong, way wrong, Okay, Thanks, here's the target.

(49:13):
You're not close. What do yougive it? Adam, Adam?
You get there? Pared tickets,Selim biscuy, congratulations going down with the
civilian bones, Nate, no facecourseof it. Riff raff, go to
be there, I know. Prettyexciting. Congrets. It's the it's the
summer, the summer show. I'mlooking forward to most. That's awesome.
Thanks, awesome, dude, congratulations, thanks for being on the show today.

(49:35):
Man, good having you on.Thank you. I love you one
man, Hey, dude, loveyou meet it when I said thank you,
thank you. Let's take a listento that song. This is having
essence with Paul McCoy Bring Me toLife ninety four to five The Buzz,
Can you too much? Michael bgot into my cot be co soon No,

(50:07):
don't suspens so I can wait Godwait wait wait wait said I can

(50:35):
call say up the glass? Canmy job before I come under? Let's
say you can't jos leave o yGod waiting strong way job wait up the

(51:19):
sid don't go s y worst jobssun Oh this time I can't believe.

(52:15):
I can't say he's coming dark ashe was not too open, So everything
we're not talking. Don boy thoutsaid here like we're don't wake me this

(52:37):
wait trong waiting pay read based onway come yeah not he poured fad in

(53:15):
the Buzz. That was the songI didn't did I hear the lyric in
there? No play it again?All I can think about? What was
those empty those leftover crab legs.Let's take a listen to the Texas Hammer.
You can't just leave me. Breatheinto me and make me real.
Maybe there she sings it, orthat's not Paul. Paul just does the

(53:37):
rap part, so that's her singingthat line. I don't know, I
don't know where it is in thesong. The song's about the never any
story. Maybe you could focus nothearing any of it. I'm so hungry
for crab, that's all I want, So hungry for crap. No one
ever brings us krab legs in themorning for breakfast. Middleton's got a ton
of leftovers fording. I'm like somecrab to start the morning. Yeah,

(54:01):
breakfast crab dot com buy it.I have breakfast wings. Scattered strong storms
today, you should be good foryour drive in. I kind of just
wanted. I don't know that they'regetting any of this right. I really
thought yesterday was going to be acomplete wash all day, at least at
my place. It wasn't, youknow. I mean it wasn't a pretty

(54:22):
day, but it was dry mostof the day. I didn't rain.
I did go for a little walkand got caught in a little bit of
rain, but I was cool.I was wearing my big killing Did we
have a party at my house backin the day. I bought all these
gas stations sombreros. Huh, LikeI had a stack of them. I
thought they were so cool that Ijust said I want they were like behind

(54:42):
I go, I need all ofthose. I said, how much are
they? You know? It waslike literally eight bucks? Oh my god,
And I said, I need allof those. Oh wow. And
everybody was wearing these big sombreros.Yeah. I still have a couple left
over. I used it for myI got caught in the rain ins for
in my walk. It was awesome. Did you get a sombrero? Yeah,
actually I have it in the backof my truck right now. Gas
station sombreros, you're the best.Yeah, okay, I bet they think

(55:06):
you're the best for buying them.I took them all. I took them
all. Yeah, I go,I go, what is that about?
What is that about? Ten toeleven? I'll take them. Yeah.
I showed up to your house fora pool party and then Rogers goes tosses
it. Hey, this it's notwe're rolling at this party. Nobody covers
their lids. I'm covering your lid. Jilli doesn't put a hat on.
Jillie never wears a hat. I'mdid to wear sun blog. Yeah,

(55:30):
if there's not time to go,it's not time to go. All right.
As far as the rain is concerned, you might need to put on
your rain sombrero at about two today. That is what you need to buy.
That's the website. It did wonderIt was wonderful for my walk yesterday.
So scattered strong storms. It lookslike it's starting at around two o'clock

(55:52):
or so and it is going allnight. We're gonna get some rain tonight.
Guys. It's National crouton Day.I love them. Stale bread,
stale bread, basically stale bread.We you know, when you work in
a restaurant, you learn to neverthrow anything away. All the ends what

(56:15):
do you call it, the butt? What do you call the end of
the bread, the heel, thebut we called it. We called it
the butt. All of that stuffyou didn't throw. You don't throw anything
away at a restaurant. You makeyour own croutons, you know, you
use everything real, you use everything. I eat them right out of the
bag. I can't keep them inthe house. I mean croutons on a

(56:35):
salad yeah, your name every time, right, if it's an option at
the salad bar, you two skinnyguy over there puts the croutons on there.
I would eat them just like youdid, like you. Yeah,
I can't keep them in the house. And you know what, I keep
them with they're in the chip area. Yeah, why wouldn't it. They're
like yelling at me, come eatme right out of the bag chubs,
and they said, garlic chips.Why stop? Why stop? There are

(56:59):
the best part of this uhcram bulletfor the tops, scaring all the stuff
minus the green stuff. Yeah,hold the lettuce. Nurse Dey is sending
in pictures of her crab legs thatshe treated herself, so this weekend,
I'll go check that out. Ohmy god, she's out there. She's
out there on a motorcycle, outon a ride. On Saturday, I
treated myself to a Mother's Day lunchwith a bag of snow, crab and

(57:22):
shrimp. It was the lish Andthen she sends me the picture knowing that
I'm like dying for crab legs rightnow. Everybody send their crab leg pictures
in from the weekend. I guessI'm the only one that didn't have crab
legs. Check out Alex's six Picks, links and guests, Houston's Rock,
Houston's Alternative, and the Rod RyanMorning shown the buzz fuel and hemorrhage in

(57:45):
my Hands Rob Ryan Show Milk Monday. Of course, the day after Mother's
Day. Hope you guys help allthe moms out there had a great Mother's
Day. Mother's Day. Weekend,we got some more rain headed our way
today this afternoon and through the evening, so as much as a sixty fifty
sixty percent chance of rain, itlooks like it's going to start up crank

(58:07):
up at around two o'clock. Soscattered strong storms at times today, So
plan your evening accordingly. Next hour, some forty one tickets coming your way
at eight twenty. I got aconcerted announcement at nine o'clock, and I've
got tests over here with Houston's headlines. Hi weekend graduation ceremonies saw dozens of
walkouts in protests over the Israel Hamaswar. We were talking about Duke University's

(58:30):
graduation on Sunday, so Jerry Seinfeldwas set to give the commencement address and
a group of students walked out duringit. So after doing a little more
digging, I did learn that Seinfeldhas been vocal in his support for Israel.
Okay, so he's been vocal.Following last October surprise attack by Hamas

(58:50):
in the Palestinian militant group, hetook to social media at the time to
say that he will always stand withIsrael and the Jewish people, so that
those things might those things are definitelycorrelated. There was also Rutgers University.
There was a number of graduation ceremoniesthat were kind of disrupted over the weekend.

(59:12):
There was also a party in SouthAlabama that ended with three people dead
and at least twelve wounded. Saturdaynight. This was a May Day party
near Stockton, that's in Alabama.A fight broke out apparently gunfire erupted.
The party had an estimated one tendees. The town of Stockton has a
population of only around four hundred people, so law enforcement officers are continuing this

(59:35):
investigation this morning. Millions of Americansas far as South Florida got to see
the Northern Lights this weekend. Isaw pictures on Instagram and I was jealous
because it looks so beautiful. Ididn't even know what was going on.
But even here in Texas we sawthem. Okay, yeah I didn't,
but we have some from Elena.She said, Wow, thanks for posting
my pictures. She's still kind ofblown away a little bit by her seeing

(59:58):
them. In Brenham Friday night,so cool, So we have a blog
page for that. It turns outthat the northern lights are not like the
moon like. They actually photographed reallywell if you had your phone on night
mode that's meant for low lighting.Some of these pictures were beautiful. The
phone was picking up things that yournaked eye wasn't. That's right, that's

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right. So if you're just hearingabout this, you're definitely not alone.
A ton of people complained they hadno idea that they could have seen them.
I don't know if it counts ifyou you know, if you see
them northern lights, you cross thatoff your bucket lists. Always want to
see the north lights, So don'thave to go to true anything could be
a northern light right now. Yeah. Steve A. Shimmy is doing okay

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after being sucker punch in New YorkCity. He is the latest victim of
an unprovoked attack. We hear aboutthis in New York City all the time.
Luckily, he is doing okay.He was walking in Mintown, Manhattan,
around noon when he was sucker punch. His attacker has been identified from
surveillance footage, but has not beencaught. He was treated at the local
hospital. He had swelling in hisface his left eye. It was Philliotardo,

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wasn't it. I mean you justRick Moranis has been I rick him
of a random attack. Bethany Frankel. I don't remember her, but I
remember the Rick Morana's thing was abig deal because he has universally thought of
as like the nicest guy, sweetheartin the history of showbiz. You know,
he quit. I think his wifepassed away and he just kind of
quit to raise the kids, andhe didn't do any acting for a long

(01:01:27):
time. Who's gonna sucker punch RickMoranis? But so Steve semi same thing
happened to him. I mean,geez, go mess up that face.
He's also definitely not got connections oranything. I wouldn't well regret you're assuming
that he is his character in theSopranos. He's in New Yorker. Dude,
he's got he's got guys n yf d Yeah, him punched that

(01:01:50):
guy. Yeah, they can't findthis guy. I mean, what does
that say for the rest of thepopulation. It's like, Okay, no,
they're going to try extra hard tofind the attacker. They better find
him. Okay, let's talk aboutCreed because Scott's Stapp is getting a divorce
from his wife. They've decided tosuplit after eighteen years of marriage. She
filed for divorce in twenty twenty twoand twenty twenty three before withdrawing, but

(01:02:14):
ultimately Scott submitted divorce papers in Mayof last year. He has credited her
for you know, his sobriety,saying that she really helped them. They
have children. They're going their separateways. Creeds reunion tourist STAPs. A
new soulo album, Higher Power,are out now. Those are Houston headlines.

(01:02:35):
Call me Scott walking through, walkingthrough. A few things turn up.
The Astros gotta win. Yesterday theybeat the Tigers nine to three.
They won two with three against Detroitover the weekend. Tonight, they're going
to open up a four game serieswith the A's at Minute Made Park.
Spencer Raghety's gonna be in the mountfor the shows, going up against Oakland's
Ross strippling first pitches at seventeen.You can listen to the game on our

(01:02:55):
sister station, Sports Talk seven toninety. In the NBA Playoffs, the
Pacers at the Knicks one to eightynine and the Nuggets to beat the timber
Wolves one fifteen to one oh seven. We got two games on the NBA
slate tonight. Celtics play the Cavesat six and the thunder take on the
Mavericks at eight thirty. You canwatch both of those games on T and
T and some other NBA news.The draft lottery was yesterday and the Rockets

(01:03:15):
were awarded the third pick in theupcoming NBA Draft. The Hawks got the
number one overall pick. Draft's gonnabe going down June twenty sixth in Brooklyn,
New York. In hockey, theStanley Cup Playoffs continued yesterday and the
Panthers got by the Bruins three totwo. The Canucks top the Oilers four
to three. Tonight, the Rangersare gonna host the Hurricanes at six and
the Avalanche play the Stars at eightthirty. You can watch both of those

(01:03:36):
games on ESPN. That is what'sgoing on in school. Houston's rocking alternatives
The Rod Ryan Morning Show from sixto ten AM ninety four or five Buzz
Here we Go ninety four five TheBuzz Good Morning rod Ryan Show. On
this Monday, Welcome back for theweekend hootball. Your Mom's had a great
Mother's day today. We've got raincoming this afternoon and it's gonna be it

(01:04:01):
looks like it's gonna be kind ofgoing all throughout the evening. Sixty percent
chance of scattered strong storms. That'sgonna start sometime around two o'clock if they're
if they get it right, butyeah, happening on throughout the evening.
They could be strong at times.So just giving you a heads up on
that. What else, I watcheda little bit of that Tom Brady roast.
I know, I'm like weekly alittle bit. It's like a three

(01:04:23):
hours long, So would you watchan hour? Yeah, just at about
an hour just past Nicki Glazer,I think yeah. And she was only
the third person up and there wasas on and on. There's a million
people up on that stage. It'sgood. And I just I couldn't believe
how hard they went at him rightout in the gate with Kevin Hart.

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I mean, it's Netflix. Youcan kind of say some different things,
but the outside of the Internet,if you look at television, the edgiest
thing that we have maybe is SaturdayNight Live. That truly is the edgiest
thing on television. So I know, that's network TV when you turn on
Netflix. I was I was surprisedthat they were going out and saying specific

(01:05:06):
things. I know you can swearnumber one and I'm not going there.
I'm talking about using the R wordand calling him gay in those they don't
go there on Saturday Night Live.And it was weird to hear that in
comedy. I wasn't offended, it'scomedy, but to hear that anymore.
Everyone gave each other permission to getuncomfortable. And I think Kevin Hart kept

(01:05:30):
on reiterating that fact, like,get comfortable being uncomfortable. Tonight, We're
gonna make everyone in this room prettyuncomfortable. And there's gonna be jokes about
race, there's gonna be jokes aboutreligion, sexuality, all of it.
And that to me was I mean, it was kind of refreshing. Oh
I don't I love racism jokes.I love that. That's not how I
feel. It was just we don'tget a lot of free form stuff going

(01:05:54):
on anymore. That's what kind ofshocked me. And that stuff still comedy
and humor, it still needs togo up to the line, and I
think it needs to go over theline. Yeah, And that's what they
did during this rows. It's justthat was my takeaway. Yeah, hearing
things that I realized, Wow,now, in my current life with what
i'm what I'm what is presented tome on watching things, you don't hear

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some of those things anymore. Iwas shocked, not offended, not offended.
But it's good they went at himHart. Oh my god, I
mean the I can see why Gizelleis not happy about it. There was
six million Gizell jokes about how couldyou possibly let her take jiu jitsu from

(01:06:39):
that guy, you know, becauseapparently she had sex with the jiu jitsu
instructor. I don't know if anyof this is true. But then they
showed Tom and that's the hardest thing. How do you react? You can't
laugh when you're talking about your babymama. You just go and take a
drink and try to you know,you know the camera's going to go to
you. It was massed out onthe Aaron Hernandez jokes, honestly massed out,
like but you've only now how muchdid you watch the whole thing?

(01:07:00):
It took me two nights when Iwatched the whole You watched three hours of
that was Nicky Glazer one? Yeah, was she really? I mean she
was her? And then the otherthere was like a black chick lesbian chick,
very funny. God, I thoughtthey were the best ones and their
comedians. Nicky Glazer is being celebratedas like, wow, this was her

(01:07:21):
big moment in the Spotlight. She'son every podcast all week. She did
a different podcast with and then shehas her own and they're just I think
we even ran a commercial for iton iHeart like her podcast that we carry
it on our platform. It wasreally good. I just didn't watch the
rest of it. From what Iwatched, she was the best she that

(01:07:43):
was her moment. It wasn't JeffRoss, you know, the roast Master.
He was good, but she wasbetter than him. Yeah, she
was really, really really good.All right, Well, tom Brady Roast.
I just put something up on ourInstagram. Tommy, he looks weird.
He looks weird. Now. It'slike, dude, he must have

(01:08:04):
knocked down like his diet from threechippees to two a day. Yeah,
my face is looking tight. Igot a crazy criminal blog page that's gonna
freak you out. And I gotvideo. Remember, we thought like how
brazen. It was to steal apackage from someone's porch and you would get

(01:08:24):
it on the ring doorbell camera.Somebody would just walk on your property,
go up to your porch, andthen grab it and run when you maybe
you weren't home. That is nothing. That is nothing in Pennsylvania. This
guy opened his door last Tuesday.He picks up his package. A man
comes running through the yard, ranup to the porch, grabbed the box

(01:08:45):
out of the guy's hand. Inever saw that the porch pirates. We
all know this, but those arecommitted with no one's around. He snatched
the box out of the dude's handran off with it. Some kind of
inside job here. I don't getit. It's during the day, obviously.
Security camera footage I have for youon the Crazy Criminal blog page.

(01:09:06):
The guy wasn't disguised. He's nothiding his identity. I think he was
so caught off guard. Dude,you gotta watch it. This guy's not
hiding his face. He doesn't havelike do criminals wear like the nylons over
their face anymore? Or is thatjust like an eighties and seventies thing to
rob a bank? So there wasanother delivery truck at the house getting ready

(01:09:30):
to deliver another package, and thethief almost ran into that driver when he
was running off, like there wasanother package coming in. He didn't bother
with that one though, he justgrabbed the one out of the dude's hand,
which the stolen package. And thisis where something seems funky about this.
It had six new iPhones inside.Apparently the whole family was getting new
phones. That's worth thousands of dollars. Guys. The guy must have known

(01:09:53):
what was in there. But howdid the FedEx truck driver tip somebody off.
There's a lot of that going onwith the with the mail right now,
people are tipping off. It seemedlike that thief was targeting these phones,
which was explained why he didn't stealthe other package that was coming at
him from another delivery driver. He'slike, he could have justescific. He
could have snatched that box too.While he was running. He had a

(01:10:15):
getaway driver. He hopped in thecar. They took off, and they
don't know who that is. Theydon't know who it is. Didn't think
even for a second. That's whatblows my mind. You're gonna commit a
crime like this, You don't eventhink that you need to hide your face
anymore. Yeah, he didn't evennothing. See what she was getting punched
in the middle thestra All right,crazy world will do the footage will infuriate

(01:10:39):
you, just because it's I don'tknow what other word to use. I
already said it's brazen. Jesus onthe flip of this break and a rec
check for you, we'll find outwhat's trending, and then we'll hook you
up with some some forty one tickets. He Uston's Rocking Alternatives, The Rock
This Morning Show from six to tenAM, ninety four or five A Buzz

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ninety four or five The Buzz,Good morning everybody, Rod Ryan's Show on
this Monday, Welcome back from theweekend. More rain. Yeah, it's
coming, it's coming. Some ofyou are getting it right now. It's
low chances for us here in thebeautiful crime free Galleria area. It's like
like we're gonna get hit more inthe afternoon, but it kind of could
be around all evening. So yeah, strong at times too. What's trending?

(01:11:27):
Olivia Mine reveals she had a fullhysterectomy. Remember she was diagnosed with
breast cancer. John mulaney's wife,John Laney's wife. Yeah, and uh
she, I mean, I knowshe's famous on her own, but I
know her as John m'laney's one.Yeah, they have they have a son
together. Her and he's a comedian, right, She's just an She's an
actress, she stated, like AaronRodgers stuff. Pretty yeah, she's done

(01:11:47):
some stuff. She was on likeThe Man Show. He's a big stand
up comedian. He wrote for SaturdayNight Live for a long time. You
know what he's known for. Hewrote that Stefan character, the one that
what's his name wouldn't always crack.Bill Hayter would come on, we'd end
up dat and do that Stephan character. I see. He would write that

(01:12:08):
specific character. He would write allthe lines for that. Yeah. So
she's so. She apparently had hereggs frozen before she got this. And
I learned that part on the Lookat Girl's blog page, which is doing
well. So lots of stuff goingon on the Look at a Girl's bog
page. Milk Monday steal the numberone performing link there and then Alex's six
Picks still doing well. That's justtrending. On eighty four five of the

(01:12:30):
Buzz was there a lot of crablegs leftover? No, mu, there's
a picture in Alex's six Picks wherethey had crab legs snow crab legs as
I was told, yes, AndI asked, did you guys eat them
all? And you said no,there's just a couple leftover. Yeah,
you just couldn't. Hey, there'sjust a couple more. Everybody, Just

(01:12:50):
let's finish these all, guys,Let's just finish them all. Will who
played lacrosse at LSU is rugby rugby? What is that like to leave food
on a plate? Alyssa wasn't hungry? People get it later, man,
it's still good. There's just crablegs leftover. Okay, Now you have
crab legs to day, and yougotta get the butter, you gotta get

(01:13:11):
the tools. I'm not not finishingthe crab legs. Well, there's too
many. I say, we havecrab legs that did today. Let's give
away. Hey, did you everheard of it? Announcing? I mean
announcing tomorrow. Announcing tomorrow because Iwant Chilli to have the full show ready
to go and everything up on Facebookand everything. But we do a ditch

(01:13:35):
day locked in. That's exciting anduh, we're gonna announce that tomorrow.
I have a concert announcement today atnine. We'll just talk about it tomorrow.
There's no time to tune in,but Chilli and I will work on
that and we'll there might even besomething up on social media this evening.
Yeah, can we give away sometickets? Sure? Musical Okay, looking
for Looking for Colder ten seven onethree, The Right Rise Show celebrating twenty

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years, ninety four five of theBuzz Legit the read through ninety four five
The Buzz right on Chili Peppers onthis mill from Monday. Welcome back from
the weekend again. Moms, hopeyou had a great Mother's Day. I
hope all your stuff got there ontime. I talked about that earlier this

(01:14:24):
morning. Some of my stuff gotthere, some didn't. I had to
order a whole extra thing of flowersto get there on time. I've got
some tickets to give away. Wegot rain on the way coming this afternoon.
Sixty percent chances scattered strong storms lateron this afternoon. That's going to
continue long through the evening. Somecould be strong at at some point,

(01:14:46):
so be careful on that. Let'sgo to the phones, Good morning,
good morning, Well hello, who'sthis this? Scott? Scott? Your
color number ten? Oh that's awesome, It is awesome. What are you
giving them? What is awesome?That's so awesome? Some forty one tickets
are pretty awesome. Seven one threeMusic Hall, September twenty ninth. You

(01:15:06):
got a pay ticket. I appreciateThank you guys so much, Thank you
Scott. I appreciate you being onthe show today. Thanks Alex. Is
everything wide open right now? You'reabout to go into this new area in
your life. Before you knocked upyour wife, I imagine Some forty one

(01:15:30):
was going to be an absolute there'sno not with them kind of saying this
is the last tour. I thinkyou would have been locked into that show.
Yeah, but right now you don'tknow what you're dealing with. So
you're not are you have you everany concerts? Anything? Locked in?
No? I don't zero, youcan't. You're not take a blanket.
You absolutely on the floor. Youdon't know what you're going to be dealing

(01:15:53):
with. I know people that havehad kids and they're like, well,
I got this trip to Africa plannedand I'm doing this. I'm still right
like I had nothing planned. Imean as you don't have like my mom
would watch the kid in the second, So I don't want to very lucky
for that. You're gonna have asupport system here that's going to be second
to none. I just want todo that like day one, like,

(01:16:15):
hey, you just get we're gonnado things. So blake, what two
is going on tour? There's gonnabe an a cl I know Davids weren't
yesterday, but this is so yourkids coming next month? Yeah, a
month from uh Saturdays by October,Kim will know the drill? Dude.
Oh yeah by October you July,August, September, end of September.

(01:16:39):
You've got like three and a halfmonths. You could probably lock in that
some forty one show not going tobut yeah, no you want like to.
I like that you're not amusing yourpower. But I will say,
okay, this is very funny.When I went home over the weekend,
my mom, Allison called my momat like five thirty. It's like,
hey, the baby like really wantsup crime can come give us some reprieve

(01:17:00):
And my Mom's like on it.She's like an ambulance. She could be
valuable. She calls me, andshe's like you want to go and I'm
like not really, but I'm up, so I'll go. And so I
go, and I'm thinking we're gonnahelp Allison. You know, we're gonna
go into the apartment and just youknow, help a little bit sooth the
baby and then you know whatever.And we get there and Allison's like here,
like she's like, take the baby. I'm like, wait a minute,

(01:17:23):
are we just taking the baby?We're like literally just taking the baby
and leaving. And my mom's likeyeah, and Alison's like yeah, and
her baby Daddy's like yeah. Nowlike they're they're the looking their eyes,
they're just so tired. It's likeanything. And I'm like, all right,
well, let's take the baby.It's like anything on this show.
I have that moment when you guystalk about well, no more for him,

(01:17:46):
when Tessa talks about just like pickingup and going whenever you want.
Oh, and I have that momentwhen I'm listening to you, Yeah,
I'm saying, how go, nodog, no kid, no nothing.
You just pick up and you gowhen you want anytime. And that's what
you do all the time. That'sI have those moments when someone's listening and

(01:18:08):
I also have that too. Wedidn't have this big support group. I
know, I don't have any familyhere. Yeah, you know, family,
family. You know, there's nolike babysitter or the snap of a
finger and that sort of thing.And you just you hear people talk about
it. I'm not gonna say flippantly, but they talk about it like it's
just guess how it is. It'sthere, right, that's how it is

(01:18:28):
for them, and you're just kindof you're you're a little jealous of it,
you know, wat to have otherhand, Like Allison has two brothers,
so they're carrying car seats, they'repulling bags. Everyone's like, I've
got it, my mom's got it. It's this village around and it is
so so valuable. Then on theflight back home, there was a mom
in front of me, huge diaperbag, huge carry on baby in the

(01:18:49):
strollers, traveling alone and literally asshe's going, as she's trying to like
do break down the things, Igo, no, baby, I got
it, And I'm like, well, you know what, give me your
child while you do it. Thenthe guy behind me he's like, I'll
get your your suitcase. So likeeveryone is kind of in line filing to
help this one because she's she couldn'tbe more than five feet tall carrying all

(01:19:09):
this stuff. And baby. Thebaby was brand new, dude, it
was probably it was not even itwas not even six months. So you
don't know how that kid's going toreact. Those kids can't unplug their ears
if they start getting pressure built up. And you know there's tricks you do.
You know, bottle on the wayup, bottle on the way down.
You know, you try everything.You don't know what that kid's gonna

(01:19:30):
do. I mean when you whenyou it's a bad reference. When you
walk in with a kid on aplane, it's a it's a loaded weapon.
I'm sorry. You don't know what'sgonna happen. You don't know if
it's gonna go off like it's likethis. The safety is not on,
there is no safety switch. Youdon't know if that kid, if it's
a three hour flight, you don'tknow if that kid is screaming for three

(01:19:50):
hours, right, which a kidcan do, right, And the corporate
you don't know. It's very short. But I didn't, I literally knowe
Ron. I took a picture ofher because I had just come from Alice
and we're like mobbing her with help. And then but I said this to
the group family, I said thislittle girls in front of me, I
said, she has two bags moms, yes, and she's absolutely getting it
done. But it does. Butlike you know, people around. It

(01:20:13):
was just just a reminder that momsare badasses. They do they just get
it done. But when you havehelp and you're young, you're so blessed.
You're so blessed. I hope wetell stories like that around Father's Day.
I had to make the guy,but I'm like, you carry this.
He's like, I got it.I'll be here for the Father's Day
story. They were on Ryan Showninety four or five experience her picture in

(01:20:33):
the cosmics, got to do it. Here we go ninety four five But
wakey, wakey, heads up,snake Ey rod Ryan Show on this Milk
Monday. It's a wonderful feature.It's really really good today on I caught
it on the X. I wason the X. I was on the
X and then I saw, oh, wait a minute, there's there's a

(01:20:56):
link up and it goes right tolinks in guests and then that's how I
checked out the MILF. I wasthinking about a pole question today and I'm
like, I don't want to overdoit on the pole questions. I'm getting
a few sent to me now.Is that there's an art to wording them
and giving and putting the right categories. Not everybody, not everybody understands all
of that. They're asking me thingsand they want like sixteen choices. Yeah

(01:21:17):
I can't, No, there's four, so listen. I'm always open.
We talk about ourselves being the mostinteractive show on the radio, which we
are, we really are. That'snot something that I just that's not like
some silly thing that I say onthe air. I believe that, and
I do want you to take yourhands off your snaky and pay attention.
So the things that I say whatI mean I mean when I say we're

(01:21:39):
the most interactive show on the radio. If you want a pole question,
if you have something, write itout, write it out and see if
it works. Workshop it a littlebit, because sometimes people say I have
an idea on this, and it'slike I can't even put that into words.
Too many choices. You know,what's your favorite colors? That a
pole question, that's something that buddythe elf. That's how we answer the

(01:22:00):
phone, so you need to comeup with you know, I'm down for
including you guys in that too.I love you guys doing all my work
for me. You send me somefun facts. I use those all the
time. Nobody does a better jobof that than Nicole sends me all these
fun facts all the time. Imean, one time we did a pole
question about pole blush. We didbecause it's easy. It's a simple question

(01:22:21):
has two answers. Do you wantus to do a pole question? Yes
or no? Do you want polequestions? And you guys said yes overwhelmingly.
Hey, listen, no one's gonnatell you if you're walking and you're
just getting out and walking, we'rebig on this. We're big on this
on this show. Okay, walking, what do I say? It's our
superpower, the fact that we're bipedal. We can get out there and we
can walk. We can just gowalk for fun. We can go walk

(01:22:42):
places, we can take the stairs, we can do these things. Okay,
and it's great for you. Butnow experts are saying, listen,
we're gonna have to do a littlebit more. Yeah, we're gonna have
to do a little bit. Yourbody needs three forms of movement this week.
I'm getting on a Monday on thisand I realize that it's raining,
So some of this stuff can bedone indoors. Every day movement. What

(01:23:03):
you're doing right now, you're knockingit out of the park. Guys.
Congratulations, you're out there. You'rewalking, maybe a little stretching, maybe
a little bending. It's kind oflike you're doing that stuff in your everyday
life. Okay, but doing thatstuff every day is a great It's a
great first step. And I'm nottrying to say if you're only doing walking
as far as your exercise, great, keep doing it, don't stop.

(01:23:24):
But maybe add this. You needathletic movement every week. You need athletic
movement every week, true cardio,a little bit of weight training, not
every day, but a few timesa week. And the more varied the
better. I'm trying to do someof this stuff. Yeah, it's important
spreading around. Yeah, and everybodycan lift weights. Everybody can lift Wait.

(01:23:44):
Girls are like, oh, Idon't want to you know, I
don't want to get buff. Youknow how long it's going to take your
arms to get buffed. You're notgoing to stop that. All my personal
trainers, but yeah, all mypersonal trainer friends when they tried to get
women to lift weights, so like, well, I don't want my arms
to look like Madonna. You knowhow long that's going to take. Don't
worry about it. Years they're gonnaturn into Madonna arms overnight. So athletic

(01:24:05):
movement and then social movement. Soit's that. Sorry, it involves other
people, and I know that's notthe coolest thing right now, but it
golf, dancing, tennis, pickleball, tennis, thank you, whatever it
is. Make sure it's something thatyou enjoy and because if you don't enjoy
it, you won't make a habitof it. So social movement, athletic

(01:24:27):
movement, and then your everyday movement. Got it. The walking is in
the everyday movement. Unfortunately, it'sit's great if that's the only thing.
It's good if that's the only thingthat you're doing. But now they're just
saying, experts are saying, let'schime in, let's get a little bit
more. So that's the breakdown ofthis week. I'm hitting you on a
Monday with that. Good luck,get out there, move around, rock
and alternative very used to The RodRyan Morning Show six to ten am the

(01:24:53):
Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz. Cage the Elephant will be in town
July twelfth, playing the Woodlands.It's a busy summer. August is stupid.
August is just dumb. When Ilooked at the concert calendar of trying
to figure out, Okay, where'sall this stuff happening? All we were
talking about the Limp Biscuit Show,and just the summer's filling up. It's
great. Even one of the guysthat won tickets today, I think his

(01:25:15):
comment was, yeah, it's gettingexpensive here. He really appreciated winning some
free tickets. We're giving away ticketsto go see Cage the Elephant all week
long. Chili will probably put thosein the seven o'clock hour tomorrow. They
were on the fun Fact flashback,so he rotates those. I would guess
at seven twenty if you wanted toget into that show for free. We
got rain on the way, scatteredstrong storms coming this afternoon. Looks like

(01:25:42):
it around twish and then it's gonnabe on through the evening, so please
be careful you drive home. It'sgonna stink more than it normally does,
so be careful out there on theroads. I got a concert announcement for
you, and I'm gonna give awaythe first pair of tickets. We're gonna
play some music from them. Sothis is a good one. This is
a really good one. I'm excitedabout this show. So more money out

(01:26:03):
of your pocket right now. Houston'sheadlines What you Got. A weekend graduation
ceremony saw dozens of walkouts and protestsover the Israel Hamas war. At Duke
University's graduation Sunday, a group ofstudents walked out during comedian Jerry Seinfeldt's commencement
address, who's been vocal about hissupport of Israel. In New Jersey,
about sixty Rutgers University students walked outof their graduation ceremony, with a similar

(01:26:23):
scene playing out on the West coastat UC Berkeley. So those that's kind
of the big headline. Just aside note. It is graduation season,
and if anyone that you know,like your friends and family, went to
your graduation ceremony, just rest assuredthat they actually love you, because those
are the most boring things on theplanet. A suspect is in custody.
Now, this is a follow up. Remember the fatal shooting of that attorney

(01:26:45):
at McDonald's in West Houston last week. He had intervened because his customer got
really upset about his order and gotinto a fight. This attorney had tried
to calm him down. This manended up shooting that lawyer, that attorney,
and now police have finally arrested him. It turns out he's a fifty
eight year old man, Anthony Landry. They arrested him over the weekend on

(01:27:05):
a charge of murder as well asan unrelated charge of an aggravated assault of
a family member. YEP. Policesay that it was around six pm when
he had killed forty six year oldJeffrey Limmer, who is a local attorney
here in Houston. All right,let's switch gears. If you like to
spend time outside, great, you'regonna like this story. There is a

(01:27:26):
new poll that says the average Americanneeds to spend sixty seven minutes outside each
day in order to feel refreshed.I mean, that's easy enough right now
when it's getting warmer out. It'snot like it's not Houston hot yet.
But I don't think most people aregetting that number. No, no,
no, no, that's in theMidwest. It's a real struggle to get

(01:27:47):
those numbers. In the up North, you know what I mean, it
still can be really really cold.Yeah, and about two and three people
say being outside just relaxes them.It puts them in a better mood,
it helps clear their heads. Sothose are the reasons people like to go
outside. I mean, that's overan hour outside. Being cooped up can
really deepen your feelings of depression andanxiousness and loneliness if you're dealing with those

(01:28:09):
things. So yeah, we alwayssay get out and touch some grass.
Alex is gonna be out there withthis a little baby stroller. Yeah,
taking any kid for a walk.Remember that hack Alex crying inside? See
if they cry outside too. Yeah, Okay, all write down someone who
attended Taylor Swiss Friday night show inParis is maybe in their neglectful parent it's

(01:28:30):
a baby on the floor on thefloor concert, the Swift concert. There's
nothing bad that happens there. Nobodyspills any beers. I've seen you spill
a beer, not on a baby, because you haven't had that opportunity.
I wouldn't spill it on a baby. I would have been very higher aware.
So it appears to be on thefloor area of this concert, and

(01:28:50):
the baby's on the floor some sortof a blanket or something. Yeah,
there's like a being room section onthe floor of this arena in Paris,
Leather Fins arena. And you know, whoever, whoever's the parent or watching
them, they're they're at the show. Okay, maybe I couldn't find a
sitter. This happens all day.Then you don't go. Okay, guys,

(01:29:11):
you normally bring a newborn to aconcert. Dummies, normalized babies on
the floor as a concert, right, Alex, Then you can go.
He can say he can laugh alongwith you for one more month. I
personally he can co sign your dumbnessfor about twenty eight month days. That's
not even the headline. The headlineis that Travis Kelsey was at this concert.
Friend, is it a headline becauseher set and she did the Chiefs

(01:29:36):
colors their uniform for the for thenineteen eighty nine album, and she kept
looking up at him and bling himkisses and winking out it right, and
don't get it, Travis is thereand for those reasons, I'm out.
What's the next story? So awesome, so awesome. I'll send you a
clip. I mean she was.There were so many people in that arena,
Rod, but it might as justwell have been her. Hearing another

(01:29:58):
song here. Bad Wolves is teamedup with Grammy nominated singer songwriter Chris Daughtry.
They have a new track called Hungryfor Life. Vocalist y'all describes a
song as an anthem about resilience inthe pursuit of purpose. So here's my
problems. I'm gonna have a lot. Is that Daughtry or is that the

(01:30:23):
new singer right here? Listen?I think that's just the new singer of
Bad Wolves. It sounds really similar. It could be Daughtry's little brother.
Can we wait for a minute here, let's see if Daughtry comes on sounds

(01:30:45):
like him. I think that's justthe singer. It's Bad Wolves featuring Daughtry.
Like he's gonna come on in apart or something. Well, that's
him, dude, See there heis, See there you go? Okay,
So he does come on and doa verse or something. Yeah,

(01:31:10):
he's got a pretty unmistakable voice.Well, the other guy does sound a
little like that. I thought hewas very it was giving Dawtry giving Daughtry
vibes. Yeah, all right,what you got up other the Astros got
to win Yesterday they bet the Tigersnine to three. They took two of
three against Detroit over the weekend.Tonight, they're gonna open up a four
game series with the A's at minutemade Spencer Araghetty's gonna be on the mound
for the dro Is going up againstOakland's Ross stripling first pitches at seven to
ten. You can listen to iton our sister station, Sports Talk seven

(01:31:33):
ninety. And the NBA Playoffs,the Pacers bought the Knicks one twenty one
to eighty nine, and the Nuggetsbeat the Timberwolves one fifteen to one oh
seven. There are two games onthe NBA slate tonight. The Celtics play
the Caves at six and the Thundertake on the Mavericks at eight thirty.
Both of those games you can watchon TNT and some other NBA news.
The draft lottery was yesterday and theRockets were awarded the third overall pick and

(01:31:54):
the upcoming NBA draft, Atlanta Hawk'sgot the number one overall pick. The
draft's gonna go down on June twentyin Brooklyn, New York. In hockey,
the Stanley Cup playoffs continued yesterday andthe Panthers got by the Bruins three
to two to take a three toone lead in that series. That connects
the in top of the Oilers fourto three to go up to one in
that series. Tonight we got theRangers hosting the Hurricanes at six and the
Avalanche playing the Stars at eight thirty. Both of those games are available on

(01:32:16):
ESPN. That is what's going onin sports. Okay, Hey, I
got a concert announcement, boy,and we're gonna give away the first pair
of tickets to that concerts. Anduh, it's another one in August.
I think there was any available datesin August, but yeah, apparently room
for one more buzz Rock and Altervery soon. The Rod Ryan Morning Show
six to ten AM ninety four fiveThe Buzz I love them Jane's addiction.

(01:32:47):
I was turned on to them assoon as they came out. It was
just like nothing any It was likenothing I ever ever heard before. Perry
Farrell, of course responsible for notonly kind of coining the term alternative music,
but he created La La adding allthose different bands. I mean,
you didn't see a rock show thatyou know had ice Cube on it or

(01:33:08):
iced tea the year later or maybestrike that reverse it one of the twos.
But yeah, he just brought differentelements, different bands together. I
mean it was primarily a rock show, but Lollapalooza Man broke a lot of
ground Man and and that was hisresponse. I mean, he came the
name everything, the traveling, thetraveling circus of alternative music. He came
up with all of it Man andforever etched in the history books of Houston.

(01:33:34):
You were if you were there,you'll never forget it for the rest
of your life. It's easy togo look up the year. But Jane's
addiction is on stage at a buzzfest, there's girls swinging on meat hooks.
Tessa hooks in their backs like theymust have like a harness on, right,
No, they hook in the backlike the skin. Yeah, so

(01:33:56):
they're swinging on meat hooks and that'show they opened the show. And you're
just like, you can't believe thevisual. But in the middle of their
set, Perry Farrell walks on stage. He's like, Hey, you know,
this isn't really not onally something thatwe do, but we just got
word that we just killed Osama binLaden. The place went bananas. Yeah,

(01:34:18):
okay that he was wolf Blitzer thatnight. Okay, he broke the
news to all of us. Hetells you what was going on, getting
that message delivered by Perry Ferrell.And then they you know, he gave
everybody a time to celebrate. It'sa weird thing. It's like, oh
my god, we killed Osama binLaden. We were so happy. And

(01:34:41):
then they went in and started playingthe rest of their set. It was
insane. It was absolutely just themost that. If you look up the
definition of surreal, it's Perry Ferrelltelling the Woodlands Pavilion that Osama bin Lauden
was dead. Good Morning, rodRyan Show. Hey, what's wrong?
Dyna Sea bump car two or three? You are nice? Uh you are?

(01:35:10):
Caller ten? Dude, Congratulations?Who am I talking to? Jim
Me Jay? Jimmy Jay? Haveyou ever seen Jimmy Jay? Have you
ever seen Jan's addiction before Christ We'veheard? Have you ever seen Jane's addiction
before? Oh? Sir, wellyou need to everybody does. Everybody needs

(01:35:30):
to see this. They're legends,they really are. I don't know how
it's it's disgusting that they got snubbedfor the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame,
Jimmy Jay, It's Jane's Addiction,Love and Rockets. It's August nineteenth,
seven to one to three Music Hall. I'll see you there. I'm
not missing this. Everyone else hasgot to go buy their tickets this Friday
at ten am. Not you,Jimmy Jay, not you, Thank thank

(01:35:53):
you. I love y'all. They'revery yell y'all are very awesome. Pop
up called Jimmie, I believe ohfor eight to buy you? O gat
the beer on a Friday? Didyou get around this teacher? Did you
get a yes? He talks toChili and Friday. Did he offer to
buy us beer? I would lovethat, all right, Jimmy Jay,

(01:36:15):
I'll take that case whatever. Idon't know what I said there, but
thank you. He said nice thingsbefore that before he didn't understand him.
Uh. We will continue to giveaway tickets all week now for this Jane's
Addiction show. I'm super excited.Do yourself a favor and just take a
look at to take a look atAugust and the show. Even Chili and

(01:36:40):
I were laughing about it on Friday. This was before I knew that this
show was being announced. And againanother August is just going to be a
ridiculous month. You know it wouldhelp if you want a thousand dollars,
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the website, get it, textit, do all of that or no,
I think you got to just doit all on the website. Now,
Alternative income will continue with Jeremy.Is he working today? I think
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(01:37:48):
twelve ten, and the Reason willdo it through five ten. Alternative income
still goes on all week. Ithink we got a couple more weeks.
I think we might have two moreweeks of it. I'll have to check
my calendar. To my knowledge,we don't have a local winter yet.
We only get one opportunity in themorning. I need you guys in the
morning, make us look good tryingto go get that cash man, get

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that cash all right. Alex online, Kid's Alix online, the mus What
you got Today's AOL is sent tome over the weekend by I guess we
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Spurs form Ryan Shows, which isso today's AOL. I felt like it's

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We go look at the about section. It's a hot dog. We're
gonna look at the statistics on thehot dog length, average size, weight,

(01:38:54):
average weight, relationship status. It'sa hot dog. Hang on,
hang on? Can chili be puton that dog? Chili? Look at
it so you can put a lotof things. You're not getting it.
You're not hearing my throat being clearedwhat you're doing chili trying to do that?
Well, I mean it's a Monday. Who doesn't want that today,

(01:39:18):
it's gonna rain later. Who doesn'twant to suck on a chili dog?
Right man? I'll find that foryou. But you can go check it
chili dog this weekend. You canput ketchup on it, you can put
mustard on it, you can puta corn dog out, you can put
a pickle on it. You couldmake it patriotic. Why should patriarch's got
I voted. I appreciate the Ur L. What did they go buy?

(01:39:41):
They go buy picture of a hotdog? Picture of a hot dog
hot dog dot com. It's prettygreat, and I mean you can make
it vintage. Look now, it'sgot this cool windbreaker on it. You
can make it a winner. It'sholding a trophy. You make it purple,
you make it a Chicago style.It's awesome. Picture dog dot com.
Chili you put on that dog?Yeah, dude, it sure can.
Rodn It's Tony Parker for the suggestionto check it out. We'll finish

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I just want the chili dog.Part. Do you have that just
the chili dog? No, No, I got it. We're going,
yes, looking on a chili dog, sucking a chili does. Yes,
sucking now on a chili dog,sooking on a chillile doll. Yeah,
oh my god, Yeah, myMonday just got so much better. On

(01:40:26):
the dolls. Sucking on a chilllid doll, sucking on, sucking chilli
does, sucking on the doll,sucking on a chili do, souking on
chili sucking chili dog, sucking onchili doll, a little didny? Yes?

(01:40:51):
About Jack and Die two Marricane kidssucking on a chill leave doll.
The Rod Ryan Show Mornings on ninetyfour five bus ninety four or five The
Buzz, It's Lincoln Park and whatI've done. Good morning, Rod Ryan's

(01:41:11):
Show. Milk Monday steal number onelink Today Alex's six picks. We talked
about how selfish he was with theshellfish. Thank you, Chad, Really
you're gonna thank you for that one. See you put that one back submitted
for reading my lips. Selfish shellfishhe didn't bring in. There was extra

(01:41:32):
apparently there was extra. Apparently.Yeah, Alex's six picks are up on
links and guests today. Make sureyou go and you check that out.
The Looking at Girls blog page prettygood today. I won't lie to you.
Some days it's just better than others. It's not better than Emma and
her first Mother's Day with child,nor is it better than Ezra. Scattered
strong storms expected this afternoon. Okay, sixty percent chance, and it's going

(01:41:55):
to continue throughout the evening fifty percentchance. As we move forward from two
o'clock on. It looks like we'regonna get some rain. May sixteen,
twenty thirteen, Alex, that wasmy mom's birthday. Is it really a
sixteen? Yeah? This week?This week, Today's May thirteen, so
three days away. May sixteenth,twenty thirteen was the last episode of the

(01:42:21):
Office. This show's been off elevenyears. Yeah, and the memes have
not slowed down. The usage ofscreen caps and things from the show.
I feel like it's an at alltime high, like it's a current television.
Yeah. No, it's one ofthe greatest sitcoms of all time,
and it just kind of got inthat digital generator, like this digital generation

(01:42:44):
where we just start making memes outof it. Yep. Entertainment Weekly put
together a list the best and Ilike this because just comedies is one thing,
but when you get specific, what'sthe best workplace comedy? Okay,
now people worked at Cheers. Theyworked at that bar, so think about
the setting of the television shows.It was a good one. I mean,

(01:43:06):
Cheers is an all time, alltime one of the greatest sitcoms ever.
So funny. Yeah, and that'slike they're at you know, the
city building, right, they workfor the city scrubs, they're at work,
so it's it's surrounded. The comedyis surrounded, and it's I know,

(01:43:30):
it's funny. The workplace is used, you know, as part of
the storyline. Let's see the numberone Mary Tyler Moore show. Oh that
was I think that was before me. Oh, it was before all of
us. I mean it was inthe seventies. It was early seventies,
but you know, they ran inreruns forever. Now that I'm looking at
Entertainment Weekly, they they wossed outand they listed these by the year.

(01:43:55):
Mary Tyler Moore is the oldest one. Mary Tyler Moore started in nineteen seventy.
Taxi number two Cheers News Radio,which I never got into did you
guys ever watch Jill Rogan was onthat? He sure was Phil Hartman,
Yeah, Phil Harmon, I haveI think it was two seasons. I
have two seasons on like my likeI bought the series. Yeah right,

(01:44:15):
it was a weird show, judgeshow, Just shoot Me? I've seen.
What was the background of that,Jason Joseph Was that with him?
Or was just shoot me? Theone where they had where they're working?
Was it? Al McBeal was DavidSpade? Well Ele mc deal ell McBeal
was David Spade worked at a magazine? Oh? Okay, okay, I

(01:44:39):
like David Okay, so just shootMe got mentioned, And again these are
listed in chronological orders. So scrubsReno nine one one office. Now,
I've never seen an episode of AlwaysSunny in Philadelphia with what's the business?
They ran a bar, Pattie's Pub. I didn't know that, and then
they just threw a bunch of otherstuff not in the bar, but they
always go back to the bar.No one goes to because it's a bad

(01:45:00):
bar's. But it's a workplace comedybecause it takes place primarily in a bar.
Yeah, okay, what's the nameof the Bar Patty's Pub. I
don't know anything about that show.It's a really good show. It's like
the really channel that I don't knowwhere it is. I know this doesn't
count, but but like Selling Sunsetis all about their real estate group and
it's reality. I know it doesn'tcount, but they're so good. Thirty

(01:45:24):
Rock Party Down Parks and Rack ArcherBrooklyn ninety nine Superstore and the one that
everyone talks about now Abbot Elementary.Oh, everyone says Abbot is good.
That wins all the awards. Yeah, it wins all the awards. So
Vice Principals was a really good show. Remember that that was That's got to
be up there. That's a workplacecomedy. But not enough people seen it.

(01:45:44):
It's only two seasons. Yeah,it's too the greatest season Jenny McBride
and the Goggins. I watched itan easy watch, thirty minute episodes.
If you have not watched Vice Principals, like just you can do it in
two days. I promise you youwill. You will email us and say
thank you, thank you for lettingus know about this show. It's as
hilarious show. It's pre Righteous Gemstone. It's what Yeah, it's between Eastbound

(01:46:05):
and Down and Righteous Gemstones for dayMcBride. Okay, I don't like that
they whissed out and didn't put thoselike what's the best one? Yeah,
that was weird chronological chronological order kindof caught me off guard on that.
I was like, no, committo what's the best one? So all
of those, the office is thebest for you, I think so easily.
I mean cheers chances. Really,back when Taxi was on, I

(01:46:28):
bet you the I bet you fiftymillion people watched it, you know,
like Archie Bunker numbers because there wasthree channels, right, you know,
Mary Tyler Moore probably had fifty millionpeople. They probably had one hundred million
people watching that final episode. Here'sNirvana must be the bus. I was
air drumming over here ninety four andfive The Buzz, Good Morning Rot Ryan
Show. I mean, starting tothink about wrapping things up a little bit

(01:46:53):
on this Creuton day. Did youremember it's a Crewton day? Why aren't
you celebrating? Why are you notthose crushing those Kurtons? Why do we
play that? I don't understand.I feel like Tessa is not on board
with Creuton. I wanted to crushingthose crotons. You just suggested him.
I wanted to play that, andyou don't let it. You don't want
to sip soup, you don't wantus crush creutons. I mean, I

(01:47:15):
don't know. Twentieth year, Ithink people will think you've gotten, you
know, more open. I thinkyou're we're saying, yeah, we were
saying like you don't want to playany games. I don't know that.
I'm not saying that. People arejust saying everyone who is saying that outside,
I would never say that about you. I said, I'm not rolling
off this Kreuton game thing. Hangon, okay, I'm just trying to
think, like what the Creuton wouldjust be chewing that chip just with crutons.

(01:47:36):
Yeah, I'd do better because they'recrunch here right now. Radio Wizards
sitting in some sort of chair.He's turning around. He's like no,
no, no, no, nono, no, don't do it.
No no no. Yeah. WellI haven't heard from him. I doubt
he's awake. I won't see anyof your email. If you do,
he's listening. That's how That's howI like roundabout Wait tel Wizard to text

(01:47:57):
me, like when iever I gohe's yeah, well today is it's National
Crewton Day. That's recognized on thefood blog page today, but not on
the show because I busted it outthis morning and no one got excited about
it. I was just fat Boywas talking about how excited he gets about
crutons. Me, Well, I'lltell you how excited I'll be if we're

(01:48:17):
playing Who's chewing those croutons tomorrow.I'm gonna have to feel test them.
I think I might have some.I can do it something, hollow it
up. You gotta get those bigTexas toast curtons. Yeah. My wife
always yells at me because I'll justeat them as a snack and say we're
gonna use them this week. Whatare you doing? That's what I was
saying. They're they're kept right,it's the same, similar bag structure,

(01:48:40):
it's everything. The delivery is thesame. They're right there next to the
chips, and don't leave them thereif you want to. You gotta hide
these and I won't touch them ifthey're hidden by where the cooking stuff is.
Okay, they're right next to thedots pretzels, which is my kid
has not slowed down on these dotspretzels. You just go to get regular
Dots pretzels. Theog on sick ofthem had the cheese curl or the cheese
curdle you get. They're kind oflike a Cheeto knockoff. Yeah, okay,

(01:49:03):
listen, I'm down with Dot.That's doing a great job. They
get it. That's doing a wonderfuljob. I'm so hungry talking about food
all day today. Crab legs andcreutons. Crab legs and what what tell
me about these tickets you have onWizards message me, please don't play,

(01:49:23):
Please don't chew creutons on the airtomorrow he said where he said we're good
to go for the Creton game.Was that your Wizard do that again?
Yeah, we're good to go forthe crew Dog game. You can get
a little lower than that. Comeon, I know what I'm laughing.
You got you gotta get. AllI want to do is give away these

(01:49:44):
Struts tickets, okay, house,That's all I want to do, all
right, and then I want tohave a snack. All right, the
Struts July twenty third, we'll havetickets for you on the flip of this
break. Houston's Alternative all Day andthe Rock Ryan Morning Show ninety four five
The Buzz, Good Morning, RodRyan's Show. I got a game suggestion

(01:50:10):
that just came in. I mean, I know we're doing no the show.
It's kind of a it's a bitmore than a game, Daniel,
Thank you for the suggestion. Howabout who's cracking those crabs? Now we're
talking Alex. You know a guy? It's not Alex. Do you know

(01:50:31):
a guy? I mean I cansay my dad, so that who's crackings
and stuff? Who's cracking those crabs? I feel like the game is a
little easier. No, dude,you're just trying to take the easy way
out. They're both dumb. I'mgonna bob the engineer what there's no crab

(01:50:51):
legs in the studio, You dummyain't gonna hurt anything. I don't know
what game we're playing tomorrow, butwe're not cracking crabs. I don't think
we're chewing crew toons either. Up. Wow, what suck? This is
not the show and this is forStruts Tickets July twenty third House of Blues

(01:51:12):
tickets are on sale now. Wis it? We need that pretty vicious
song a little bit more in themorning at least this week when we're giving
away tickets. I love that newStrut song. What's your question? What
was on the floor to Taylor Swiftconcert. Don't don't say friendship, bracelets
are glitter or any of that.I want to know specifically, what we
talked about was on the floor.And you guys seem to be oddly okay

(01:51:34):
with it. I'm so good withit, so not good with it.
This dummy over here, he's soonto not be good with it all right?
Seven one three two one two fiveninety four five, Hey Alexa,
play ninety four point five The Buzzon iHeartRadio, getting ninety four point five
to bus station from iHeart Radio,The Rod Rundian Show on ninety four five

(01:52:00):
ninety four or five The Buzz,Paramore, Misery Business, Rod Ryan Show,
getting ready to really now, kindof wrap things up and let's we
gotta get on out of here.Good luck with that rain later today,
scattered strong storms expected later on thisafternoon. I see it getting bad here
around two ish, and then it'sgonna be kind of rainy throughout the evening.
So be careful out there on theroads. Your drive home might be

(01:52:25):
a little skanky. All right,let's go peas now. Time for I
know this show on ninety four fiveThe buzz La La La la la la
la la la la la la lala. Good morning, rod Ryan Show,
Good morning. Hello. Who's this? Captain Cody? Hey, Captain

(01:52:45):
Cody, how are you? I'mdoing great? Bud? You on the
boat now? Uh huh? Iknow I'm getting ready to up to the
boat. Wou actually him on theway over there. Okay, you gotta
get out there before let's got somebad weather coming in. I ain't scared
to know where. Listen, Gilligan, I don't need you out there and
then getting marooned somewhere. Okay,Captain Tessa, what's your question? Please

(01:53:09):
tell me Cody what was on thefloor at a Taylor Swift concert. It's
Captain Cody too, Captain Happy timeknit the damn baby off the floor.
That's kind a blanket, Alex.I'm concerned at your alright, Noess,
with this photograph. I wouldn't doit had a blanket. Do me favor

(01:53:33):
and headphones. Show that picture toyour wife and say, I'm okay with
this? Is that Taylor? Iknow how she loves Taylor Sworts. I'm
saying show that to your wife andsay just moving forward. I know there's
a baby other way. I'm okaywith this. What are you giving Captain
Cody? Oh dude, you getthe tickets to see the Stress House the

(01:53:55):
Blues coarct I like to that's Ilet you know. This is like the
fifte time. I'm worn. Well, you're not letting us know, You're
letting everybody know, and you're reallyup the secret phone numbers coming across boastfold.
Now I'm mad, okay, Andnow I'm wishing a storm upon you
this afternoon. Okay, I amokay. I mean I'm wishing wishing a

(01:54:18):
perfect storm on you, Captain Cody. There is no secret number. Get
off. My radio show's on hold. There is no secret number to get
through fifteen times. I guys won, Hey, double oh seven Sean Connery
he won. Uh he beat otherJohn this morning and beat him bad.

(01:54:41):
It was a she lacking two questions, two answers. It was brutal.
Uh double oh seven. Sean Conneryis gonna go for win number three tomorrow.
What am I talking about? Thisfreshout of mad head to head challenge.
It's a silly little game and it'ssilly. We played at around six
twenty every morning. Okay, Kurtis the one that sent in the milf.
Great job on that. Thanks tothe Texas Hammer. We played the

(01:55:02):
Texas Hammer game as we do everyMonday, and that's how we gave away
the Limp Biscuit tickets today. Thesong was a Vanescence bring Me to Life
Alternative Income started at nine ten,Jeremy, we'll do it at ten ten
and that'll go through five to tenwith Teresa. So it says tomorrow on
the show, who's crushing those crutons? I mean, have we have we

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really flushed that out that we thinkthat that's we think morning, We think
that's radio number one radio show inHouston. We think that game's ready to
play. Yes, out the gate. You think it just needs a far
worse better than your best. That'swhat it says. It sends the message.
Yeah, I'm a little nervous aboutthat. He'll be speak your kIPS.

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I'm going to take some time tothink about that. Tuesday will happen
tomorrow for sure, Jeremy. LikeI said, we already told you he's
coming up NonStop noonor pick your ticketswith him at the one o'clock hour at
Rob Ryan's show. That's how youfollow us on all the socials. I'd
appreciate you following us. I mean, right now, can I just get
one of you, one of youto go to either our Instagram or go

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to We're live still right now onYouTube. I'd like to get those YouTube
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smash the subscribe button. Testa's onHouston Life today at one o'clock.
She wants she wants you to watchthat as well. All right, that's
it. We got to go again. Man. I hope all the mom's
out there. I hope you hada great Mother's Day weekend and a great

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Mother's Day. We're on a twentyhour break. We're back tomorrow. If
the creek don't rise, AMF.Well, wasn't that fun? If you
missed any of the show today,All the good Stuff will be podcast.

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