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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the fuck that to the day we make you
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look smart.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
You're here, buddies, it's the fuck that to the day.
Here we go. Hell, yes, good morning, ride me, Good
morning opening day tomorrow, buddy. Yeah, just making sure that
I knew you knew. I knew that you knew. I
didn't know that you knew that I knew that you knew.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I really want to go this year.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
This I've heard before. I think it's one of those
I don't know that you're gonna get busted for it,
but I think it's still on the books here. As
a matter of fact, it is still on the books
here in Texas. It is illegal to own more than
six sex toys in the state of.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Texas registering like guns. Well, I'm just saying that you
know my serial number off. I know that there is
a wild looking nightstand right now, someone's listening to this
show criminal and she probably is illegal in Texas for
the amount of things that are in that drawer, you know,
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on the Looking At on the Looking At Girls blog
page today, it is on the it is being talked
about I'll say that of producing identification to.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Purchase sex toys. Being eighteen year older. Yeah, right, now,
I guess you can just kind of wildly buy some
of that stuff. I think you're gonna be eighteen year
older to get into those stores. But there there is
some kind of they want ID It's like, come on,
who cares? Next up, they'll three D print them next up.
The entire original Nintendo game Super Mario Bros. It's on
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a thirty two Killo Bye cartridge. Okay, that means the
file size of the game is probably around a third
of one photograph on your phone today.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
That is whoay is not as good?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, it was that eight bit problem, right.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Finally, no basketball movie has ever made one hundred million
dollars at the domestic box office. That's neat. It is
Space Jam ninety mili what Yeah, I thought that was
a billion dollar movie. And then you know everybody's gonna
start rifling off. Hey I know this basketball movie. It
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doesn't matter like Hoosiers is one of the best sports
movies of all time a long time ago for everybody
who went to all the theaters. Correct, even white Men
Can't Jump made seventy six million, great movie. Space Jam
would have been the one. It would have been the one. Yeah,
and that's I'm talking about the original one. I don't
even think they don't want that Lebron did. Yeah, I
don't think I recognize that one. I think they did
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very well at all at all. So so yeah, Hollywood knows.
That's why if you're wondering, hey, what wonder why they
don't make more basketball movies because they don't work. It's
the fuck back to the day we make you look smart, bodies,
It's the fuck to the day.