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(00:01):
Time to read my lips. Goodmorning, Jessica, Good morning, good
morning. Hey, how are you. I'm doing well? How are you?
Guys super fantastic, We're great.Who is playing for you today?
Okay, Jessica forever girl power?Well, I don't know what Kayla,
(00:24):
good morning? Oh great? Goodmorning? Hi Kayla, how are you?
I'm good, Cayla. What areyou doing? She's going with Chili
power. That's what she's going with. Okay, Chili power. We are
Listen this guy the spotter or whateveryour job was, line locator utility,
(00:46):
Okay, located. I can tellyou had ac all night, Kayla.
Welcome to the game. Chili's goingto do great. Chili's gonna do a
fine job for you today. Uh, they're trying to win you sold out.
Imagine dragons tickets. I've seen Chiliwith headphones in his hand. Is
it just a given that he's goingfirst? Yeah, I'd like to see
what mister two generator, two windowunits, coldest guy in the room would
(01:07):
like. What is gonna do?Go ahead, I'm just gonna play do
my best. Okay, I'm justhere's when I won't get fired. Guy's
got the coolest balls in Harris County. Yeah, it was so cool.
All right, here we go.Enough the coolest balls and the bluest cheese.
Okay, Alex, and this isdone, Alex. We can go
(01:30):
to the parking lot and you cansmoke some of that free cannabis caress.
I don't even know what that means. Let's go, here we go.
Chili now has the headphones on.Kayla, He's gonna do a fine job
for you today. Okay, alright, let's go Chili. All right,
let's go Chili. H here wego. Why is the carpet wet?
(01:53):
Todd as the first word today?Twenty seconds on the clock, Chili,
thumbs up, dumbs out, thankyou. Spoiled milk, moist butter,
spoiled milk, spoiled milk, spoilerlink, spoiled milk, spoiled milk,
(02:19):
mindy, spoiled milk, spoiled milk. I can't get the word moist out
of my spice. Did you say, Mindy? I think you said moist,
Mindy. Yeah, I can't getthat word out of a next Mindy
that calls the show is obviously moist, mindy. Spoiled milk, spoiled.
(02:44):
He doesn't know he's gotta generated spoiled. Okay, listen there, the words
come up. As the words comeup, I pre shuffle them before the
start of the game. It doesn'tmatter what was previously said. This is
the next word, Josh true.He sent this in thumbs up though.
(03:05):
Ah see, you set me upa failure, laughing like that. Guys,
Wow, here we got look hereroof boy. Moist sleep moist,
stamp moist, sleep moist, slipmoist, sleep moistlip moist, sleep moist
(03:30):
slip moist like sleeping, but he'smoisty. Yeah, sleeping sleep Okay,
Okay, that's aloud. He's like, I'm saying that. Yeah, but
my eyes and ease get computed.Okay, sleep, yeah, moist sleep
when you're sleeping in your wood.I thought he was saying moist slip me
too, okay, like my eyesin peace and sleepy sound kind of same
(03:55):
languages. I was laughing because hesaid he couldn't get moist off of his
brain, and then the next wordis moist. It's just how they how
the cookie crumbles. Kids, That'swhat my mom would say. That's life
in the big that's life in thebig city. Predicting swamp ass next word.
Okay, ready, all right,Yeah, you just say a swamp
(04:17):
as. I didn't say swamp ass. I'm not saying that word. Right.
Here we go word thumbs up,all right, thumbs up, Sonny,
you swamp donkey. Sonny's got nopower in spring still sent me words,
how great is he? Wonderful?Bad Green Day, Bad Green Day?
My boy wows Kayla played great,Bad Green Day. A famous line
(04:45):
from Chris Rock talking about one ofour throwback Thursday bands. That's what he
called good Charlotte. And they didn'tslap him. No, nobody got slaps.
There're just a comedian, Kayla.I told you that your boy was
going to do a great job wadingtickets for my daughter. I appreciate it.
Okay, what is this? Oh? Yes, sold out? Imagine
Dragon's tickets. Not doing it forher, I'm doing it for her daughter,
(05:06):
Jessica, Jessica, you've got thisgirl power thing here? All right?
Three words, twenty seconds per word. Trying to get those tickets for
Jessica. Michael sent this word inthumbs up, Ready, twenty seconds on
(05:29):
the block. Goober lips cucumber lipooh, goober lips coober lebra goober lips
again, Goober lips Cupid lips,Goober lips Cooper lips, Goober lips humor
(05:50):
lips, Goober lips Cupid lib goog. You would have been mad. You
right to be mad, You rightto be mad. What is it?
Goober? Oh? God, gooberis like not a real word. It's
not in my vocabulary. It soundslike something that we say it. I
(06:11):
don't even care goobers, he said, I heard somebody being called at gober.
That's a matteral word. I wouldhave got that. Look at now
is mad? He's not even playing. I know. I'm just saying,
get why you're mad? I getit. I can't hear anything. Chili,
yes, thank you. Oh,here we go in this one body
twenty seconds on the this one thumbsup up. Honey maker, what honey
(06:39):
maker? Say honey maker, honeymaker, honey dory, honey maker, honeymaker,
honey maker, onion maker, honeymaker, honeymaker, honey almost time
(07:00):
one second? Yet nineteen point twentyseven? You had one nineteen point something
honeymaker. Yeah, honey baker beforeyou said honey baker, oh before,
I don't know. I thought Isaid it honey she said, honey Baker.
Oh yep, and then she said, honeymaker, I get my confused.
(07:21):
Everyone knows that. No excuse,she was born here. Okay,
Corpus is finest. Okay, howmany times has it come down to Ashley
with an eye? Oh, it'sher damn word and I shuffle these.
I'm telling you, it just worksthat way. Thumbs on Okay, Jim
(07:46):
junk chip shark, Jim junk,Jim junk, Chip chunk Jim junk ship
shark, m junk sheep shark,Jim jump shrimp shark chip shark Jim jump
(08:07):
jump trim jump Ashley, Okay,what is it? Before I show you,
I'll show you who sent it inAshley with an eye, ship shark,
Jim junk Kim junk. Oh god, it's the old guy coming his
(08:35):
two hairs across his thrumb over.I'm sorry the words were terrible. I
thought they were great. Get outChili with the wind, Kayla with the
wind. What are you giving?Kayla? Kayla gets the wait. Let
me make sure because I got it. Okay. September sixth sold out show
(08:58):
Imagine dragons, Kayla, you gotthem, Thank you, thank you.
I didn't even ask you guys,where are you living, Where do you
live? What's your power situation?We're in Cyprus, no power, living
on my parents calls. Okay,well, at least you got some tickets
now right, It's cool. Yougot your parents. Jessica, What about
Jessica. Jessica already is gone.Okay, we'll shout out to her.
(09:20):
All right, Well, the chiligets it done. On reading my lips,
it's ninety four or five. Thebuzz
Time to read my lips. Goodmorning, Jessica, Good morning, good
morning. Hey, how are you. I'm doing well? How are you?
Guys super fantastic, We're great.Who is playing for you today?
Okay, Jessica forever girl power?Well, I don't know what Kayla,
(00:24):
good morning? Oh great? Goodmorning? Hi Kayla, how are you?
I'm good, Cayla. What areyou doing? She's going with Chili
power. That's what she's going with. Okay, Chili power. We are
Listen this guy the spotter or whateveryour job was, line locator utility,
(00:46):
Okay, located. I can tellyou had ac all night, Kayla.
Welcome to the game. Chili's goingto do great. Chili's gonna do a
fine job for you today. Uh, they're trying to win you sold out.
Imagine dragons tickets. I've seen Chiliwith headphones in his hand. Is
it just a given that he's goingfirst? Yeah, I'd like to see
what mister two generator, two windowunits, coldest guy in the room would
(01:07):
like. What is gonna do?Go ahead, I'm just gonna play do
my best. Okay, I'm justhere's when I won't get fired. Guy's
got the coolest balls in Harris County. Yeah, it was so cool.
All right, here we go.Enough the coolest balls and the bluest cheese.
Okay, Alex, and this isdone, Alex. We can go
(01:30):
to the parking lot and you cansmoke some of that free cannabis caress.
I don't even know what that means. Let's go, here we go.
Chili now has the headphones on.Kayla, He's gonna do a fine job
for you today. Okay, alright, let's go Chili. All right,
let's go Chili. H here wego. Why is the carpet wet?
(01:53):
Todd as the first word today?Twenty seconds on the clock, Chili,
thumbs up, dumbs out, thankyou. Spoiled milk, moist butter,
spoiled milk, spoiled milk, spoilerlink, spoiled milk, spoiled milk,
(02:19):
mindy, spoiled milk, spoiled milk. I can't get the word moist out
of my spice. Did you say, Mindy? I think you said moist,
Mindy. Yeah, I can't getthat word out of a next Mindy
that calls the show is obviously moist, mindy. Spoiled milk, spoiled.
(02:44):
He doesn't know he's gotta generated spoiled. Okay, listen there, the words
come up. As the words comeup, I pre shuffle them before the
start of the game. It doesn'tmatter what was previously said. This is
the next word, Josh true.He sent this in thumbs up though.
(03:05):
Ah see, you set me upa failure, laughing like that. Guys,
Wow, here we got look hereroof boy. Moist sleep moist,
stamp moist, sleep moist, slipmoist, sleep moistlip moist, sleep moist
(03:30):
slip moist like sleeping, but he'smoisty. Yeah, sleeping sleep Okay,
Okay, that's aloud. He's like, I'm saying that. Yeah, but
my eyes and ease get computed.Okay, sleep, yeah, moist sleep
when you're sleeping in your wood.I thought he was saying moist slip me
too, okay, like my eyesin peace and sleepy sound kind of same
(03:55):
languages. I was laughing because hesaid he couldn't get moist off of his
brain, and then the next wordis moist. It's just how they how
the cookie crumbles. Kids, That'swhat my mom would say. That's life
in the big that's life in thebig city. Predicting swamp ass next word.
Okay, ready, all right,Yeah, you just say a swamp
(04:17):
as. I didn't say swamp ass. I'm not saying that word. Right.
Here we go word thumbs up,all right, thumbs up, Sonny,
you swamp donkey. Sonny's got nopower in spring still sent me words,
how great is he? Wonderful?Bad Green Day, Bad Green Day?
My boy wows Kayla played great,Bad Green Day. A famous line
(04:45):
from Chris Rock talking about one ofour throwback Thursday bands. That's what he
called good Charlotte. And they didn'tslap him. No, nobody got slaps.
There're just a comedian, Kayla.I told you that your boy was
going to do a great job wadingtickets for my daughter. I appreciate it.
Okay, what is this? Oh? Yes, sold out? Imagine
Dragon's tickets. Not doing it forher, I'm doing it for her daughter,
(05:06):
Jessica, Jessica, you've got thisgirl power thing here? All right?
Three words, twenty seconds per word. Trying to get those tickets for
Jessica. Michael sent this word inthumbs up, Ready, twenty seconds on
(05:29):
the block. Goober lips cucumber lipooh, goober lips coober lebra goober lips
again, Goober lips Cupid lips,Goober lips Cooper lips, Goober lips humor
(05:50):
lips, Goober lips Cupid lib goog. You would have been mad. You
right to be mad, You rightto be mad. What is it?
Goober? Oh? God, gooberis like not a real word. It's
not in my vocabulary. It soundslike something that we say it. I
(06:11):
don't even care goobers, he said, I heard somebody being called at gober.
That's a matteral word. I wouldhave got that. Look at now
is mad? He's not even playing. I know. I'm just saying,
get why you're mad? I getit. I can't hear anything. Chili,
yes, thank you. Oh,here we go in this one body
twenty seconds on the this one thumbsup up. Honey maker, what honey
(06:39):
maker? Say honey maker, honeymaker, honey dory, honey maker, honeymaker,
honey maker, onion maker, honeymaker, honeymaker, honey almost time
(07:00):
one second? Yet nineteen point twentyseven? You had one nineteen point something
honeymaker. Yeah, honey baker beforeyou said honey baker, oh before,
I don't know. I thought Isaid it honey she said, honey Baker.
Oh yep, and then she said, honeymaker, I get my confused.
(07:21):
Everyone knows that. No excuse,she was born here. Okay,
Corpus is finest. Okay, howmany times has it come down to Ashley
with an eye? Oh, it'sher damn word and I shuffle these.
I'm telling you, it just worksthat way. Thumbs on Okay, Jim
(07:46):
junk chip shark, Jim junk,Jim junk, Chip chunk Jim junk ship
shark, m junk sheep shark,Jim jump shrimp shark chip shark Jim jump
(08:07):
jump trim jump Ashley, Okay,what is it? Before I show you,
I'll show you who sent it inAshley with an eye, ship shark,
Jim junk Kim junk. Oh god, it's the old guy coming his
(08:35):
two hairs across his thrumb over.I'm sorry the words were terrible. I
thought they were great. Get outChili with the wind, Kayla with the
wind. What are you giving?Kayla? Kayla gets the wait. Let
me make sure because I got it. Okay. September sixth sold out show
(08:58):
Imagine dragons, Kayla, you gotthem, Thank you, thank you.
I didn't even ask you guys,where are you living, Where do you
live? What's your power situation?We're in Cyprus, no power, living
on my parents calls. Okay,well, at least you got some tickets
now right, It's cool. Yougot your parents. Jessica, What about
Jessica. Jessica already is gone.Okay, we'll shout out to her.
(09:20):
All right, Well, the chiligets it done. On reading my lips,
it's ninety four or five. Thebuzz
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