Crazy First Dates: "He Was Melting From His Spray Tan!"

Danielle called in with her "Crazy First Date" story and how her date not only was melting from his spray tan but locked her in his car!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
At a little Love in My Life. It's Kebby and
Christine crazy first dates.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, Jack, we have Danielle on the phone. Good morning Danielle.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Tell us when your crazy first date happened? And how
did you guys meet?

Speaker 1 (00:13):
This was in twenty twenty two. We met on Hint.
We had our first date out of Starbuck. He was
a stranger to me, mind you. He came out to
my car to greet me, and he just automatically kissed
me on the lips.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Oh oh okay, it hadn't even got on your car yet.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
She didn't even have coffee yet.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, okay, nothing, curse on my shoulder. One for the hug,
kissed me on my lips, tried to brush it off.
One inside with him. He ended up getting an ice water.
I got a hot tea during the we sat down.
We were drinking and he tried to grab my hands.
He knocked over my tea all over me. Oh no,

(00:58):
and then he started dripping because apparently he'd gotten the
spray can.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh no, it's showing my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
You have tea on your lap. He has tea melting from.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
His face melting.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
What was the conversation like at this point, Danielle, he started.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Talking about very inappropriate stories. So there was children there,
so I recommended we go talk outside. It was the
winter time, so we talked in his car. Probably my bad.
Oh yeah. So he then told me that he had
something special for me, and I was at this point

(01:37):
I thought he might kill me.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I had my hand on the door handle. I realized
it was locked, and I was panised. And this guy
pulls out a pair of handcuffs. So I told him
I really need to go home, like to you please,
like you know, can we do this another time? He said, sure,
give me a second. He got out of the car

(02:00):
and just urinated in public. Oh my oh yeah, And
he got back in the car, pulled up tinder and
started swiping on it in front of me.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
All right, So the question did you ever see him again?
I guess is moot at this point. No, Danielle, I
think I think she deserves the prize.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
What do you think?

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Chris Christine is still.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
In like shock processing all of this. I'm so glad
you're safe, Danielle.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, we're glad you're here to tell the story.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Okay, So Danielle, you have one and definitely deserve a
pair of tickets to see Katie Perry coming to Madison
Square Garden August eleventh. Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster
dot com. I hope you have a good friend or
a guy or somebody you're comfortable with to bring with you.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Thank you so much, it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Thank you, and thank you for sharing your story. I'm
glad you're okay.