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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Well, even though we didn't wish to have a birthday
to yesterday, Bert Harvey, I guess he didn't get any
nice Yeah. Oh oh, I didn't say he's my friend. Okay,
I got you. No, that's it.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'm good with that. I'm good with that. I intended to.
But I am so absent minded.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes it is. Uh.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You know, I'm gonna turn my volume up because you've
somehow you've messed with it. You've adjusted the Yeah. Jack
in the box employee in North Harris County shot in
the hand by a customer in an argument over Let's
see if you can guess what the argument was over

(00:47):
ramont I.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Give you three guesses. What you got? Money is not
the correct answer. Number two order wrongs too broad. Try again.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
He did not leave out the tacos. But again, and
I give you credit the Jack in the box tacos.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
People sleep on those. No, it's not real meat. Yes
it gets too soggy. But for a fast food taco
from a burger.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Joint, for my money, the Dairy Queen taco and the
Jack in the box taco are superior to the Taco
bell taco. Jack in the box employee in North Harris
County shot in the hand by a customer. And by

(01:42):
the way, doesn't it somehow sound worse that he got
shot in the hand.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
It's like that scene in the movie remember Eddie Murphy
shoots off for pinky toe.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Oh you want.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
To hit people with garbage cans?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Now I got to cut him. Put that razor away.
I ain't playing no more. You put that raizor away.
I'm gonna blow your pinky toe off. Oh now you're
gonna shoot me in my pinky toe.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
I'm not playing with you.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
I will blow that little black gnobbed crusty dead your foot.
Now put the rais away.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
He must be crazy to pull your gun on me.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
You're gonna be the nine toe having his limping his
chin holler.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
You don't stop with me.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Now put the rais away.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
But go ahead shoot here it is there, it is
shoot quick, go ahead, take your best shot.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
She shut off Maya Angelou's pinky toe. I'm just kidding.
That was Dela Resee you do it was Dela Rese.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Harris County deputies responded to reports, Okay, God give you
a little bit more, man, you live it more. I
want you to play at home. I want you to
guess the item on the menu or the item in
the restaurant that they were arguing over, Like what would
be yours, Ramon if you ordered what could they mess

(03:09):
up bad enough that you shoot somebody in the hand
at Jack in the Box? Specifically curly Oh, I hate
curly fries. See theirs may be the best, but that's
the tallest midget. That's the ugliest hag, right, I mean,
I don't understand why anybody gets I don't understand waffle fries.

(03:30):
I don't understand curly fries. I don't understand putting a
bunch of dusting, a bunch of peppers and all that
sort of stuff over French fry. I don't get it.
You know, Waterburger doesn't. If the Waterburger fries are hot,
they don't get credit. Those are good fries. Especially if
it's about eleven thirty at nine you might have been

(03:53):
slightly overserved. To be clear, I don't drive overserved. I
only ride over, sir. That's at this point in my
life I can't afford because here's what happens. I'm taking Crockett. Yeah,
I'm taking Crockett to the hospital, to the hospital, to
the airport. Ope, not to the hospital to the airport
early yesterday morning.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Huh yeah, what oh you do knocking?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
This is Veneer over particle board or Corey in or
something anyway, So and it's I don't know, it's three
thirty three fifteen. So I got him missed at Waterburger
Taketos and I'm driving along and my wife decides she
wanted to come, because you know, he's going away for
almost a week, going to d C. And your dad

(04:41):
tell him about when you went to DC when you
were seventeen, and the Jefferson Memorial and the Lincoln Memorial
and uh, the Smithsonian, all these places. He's Pentagon and we're.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Driving along merrily away. Nobody's on the road, and it's.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Still dark, and this old dude on a bicycle with
no lights. Of course he's about half homeless, so not
having license at least, he veers across three lanes of
the road. And all I can think was, if I
smash into this fool, this is front page news tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
And I did nothing wrong. Did I gun it right before? Yes? No?
But I mean, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Of course, that's probably not the first bad decision he's
ever made.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Jim, what's your guess they were arguing over sauces? Did
you know that already? I didn't know.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
It seems like I heard it somewhere because it was
the stupidest thing I'd ever heard.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Well, that is in fact correct.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Harris County deputies responded to reports of a shooting in
the thirty seven hundred block of All Dean Mail Route
Road around ten twenty five pm on Thursday. When they
arrived to the scene, a man with a gunshot wound
to his hand was located across the street from the
Jack in the Box. From a Jack in the Box,
the man was transported by ambulance with non life threatening injuries.
According to investigators, there was a vehicle in the drive
through having some sort of verbal disturbance with employees inside

(06:06):
the restaurant. Deputy said the argument.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Was over sauce.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
The male employee, who deputy said was already off the clock,
was reportedly outside on the sidewalk. Investigator said he started
arguing with the people inside the vehicle as they pulled
out of the drive through. Deputy said he crossed the
street and at the same time the vehicle attempted to
run him over. Both the man and the suspects in
the car continued arguing. Deputy said a female pastor pulled us.
Female passenger pulled out a gun and discharged the weapon
at the victim.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Suspects then fled the scene.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Michael Barry showed if he doesn't say it from them.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Who will.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I know you're wondering, who is that singing a song
about the DC swamp to the tomb of Harper Valley PTA.
Well that's Sharon, you know, the lady we talked to
the other day, the huge Trump supporter on her way
to her twenty eighth Trump rally, who sleeps in a
cot outside when she arrives early. Well, in case you

(07:01):
missed the call with Sharon, here's a little exerpt from
that phone call, a little Sharon flashback.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
I go to these rallies because Donald Trump has suffered
tremendously over the last six years. Not only has he suffered,
his family has suffered, his policies, has suffered, policies that
are only put in place for the betterment of this country.

(07:30):
And I figure that if he can suffer through those
tremendous times of ridicule and criticism, I can show up
at those rallies one person, and I'm not alone. It's
thousands that show up. I want to be his cheerleader,

(07:51):
and I can't say that enough. I think everyone that
can go to a rally. Of course, mainstream media doesn't advertise,
so you'd be surprised how many times in these towns
that we'll go out to eat and the waitress has
no idea there's a rally three blocks away. So nobody

(08:11):
knows about these rallies unless they're connected with the Trump events.
But if it, I guess it's a good thing because
if people didn't know, they wouldn't have a venue large
enough in this country to contain them. At the rally
in Ohio this last weekend, there were five completely dressed

(08:32):
in their in their uh I don't know what you
call them, their outfits nuns that showed up and they
were sitting on the front row of a section and
they were so you could tell they were so involved
and so thrilled to be hearing the president speak, and

(08:53):
they were agreeing with everything he said.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
You see all.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Kinds you you this this president, Donald Trump is the
people's president. Like you said while ago, there's no age,
there's no sex, there's no gender, there's no race that
is not represented at these rallies and it shows. And
there's no economic status that is restricted. There's people there

(09:23):
like me that live from check to check, and there's
millionaires there. There's people from all walks of life that
are supporting this president because they may not. I have
met a lot of people that didn't like Donald Trump
in the beginning, but they have seen that he what
he did in four years with his hands tied behind

(09:43):
his back, and so they know that he makes a
promise and he keeps it. And that's what counts to me.
When we have a leader of the greatest country in
the world, he needs to speak for the people and
he needs to protect the people of that country. And
that's what Doma Tromp does.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
I love this woman, I really do.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Had somebody email me and say, well, we know what
a Karen is, and now we know what a Sharon is.
A patriot. That's what we should start calling patriotic women.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
A Sharon. I'm up.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
She's sent us four of her songs and we're gonna
play them. This next one is to the tune of
Loretta Lynn, and I think this is my favorite.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
It's to the.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Tune of the Loretta Lynn song you ain't woman enough
to take My Man. That's our friend Sharon with a
song called stand by that Man, a play on the
old Tammy Winnette. I thought it was Whyette, but apparently
it was Winnette because that was her actual first name
classic stand by Your Man. You know, I've been encouraging
you over the years to go out and live your convictions.

(10:47):
It's not enough to be a keyboard warrior on Facebook.
You have to get involved with your community. We hear
about activists and community organizers used for the left. But
when you're an activist or a community organized so they
call you a terrorist, Well you're not, and Sharon's not.
She's living her convictions. I'm sure they would laugh at her,
or call her a hillbilly backwoods. They'd say her life

(11:10):
is meaningless. They say all these awful things. But I'll
tell you what, I sense a Christian joy in that
woman's voice, in her countenance.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
That woman.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
They should all hope to be as happy and wonderful
as she is. She writes songs, she sings them, she goes,
she does, she takes action.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
All right, ramon.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
This day thirty five years ago, does that make You
Feel Old. Licensed to Ill by the Beastie Boys becomes
the first rap album to top the US chart.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
It would stay at number one.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Or seven weeks. It is easy to forget how big
the Beastie Boys were when they came onto the scene.
White kids walking around thinking they were in the hood,

(12:21):
pounding their chest. Yes, yes, ee see, we can do
wrap tune. All right, ramon, you have sixty seconds starting
now to tell me not your favorite, but the greatest
Beastie Boys song and the second greatest Beastie Boys song.

(12:46):
We will do a take one off and put one on.
And if you find yourself already ready to call, then
you don't understand the point of the game. By the way,
the reason for this little exercise, I hope you understand,
is to explain what goes wrong with politics. In politics, people,

(13:08):
there are individual lobbyists and organizations and industries that have
their little thing. The dairy industry, the corn industry, the
green energy, the sex trafficking, the highway construction. Everybody has

(13:33):
their thing, their pocket of money, and they want to
hear you say that their issue is the most important issue.
But everything can't be most important. But when you're a politician.
You don't ever want to say, hey, yeah, yeah, that's important,
but first we have to fund this. Nope, I want

(13:56):
my issue to be number one right now. I want
to hear you say it. So you can like fifteen
Beastie Boys songs, but there can only be one greatest
and only one second greatest. And now we argue over
what those are. Ramone your second greatest Beastie Boys song.
Let's hear it. You know what you just did. I'm

(14:19):
never mind. I'm not telling y' all what it is
because he's just irritated me.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
No, it's not it is.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It is not their second greatest. It's not you went
deep cut.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
It's deeper than it's their most played song Spotify.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Okay, so here's this is what Dragon Wallace y which
song of Ramote? So you want to take off and
put on?

Speaker 1 (14:50):
I missed it because I was on hold what he had?

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Okay, Well, then how do you know that he wouldn't
have the two songs that you would consider to be
the greatest two songs? I think one of them is
entered Golatic.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
See, this is why we can't have nice things in
this country.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
This right, this is why you can't have self governance,
just have a dictator and hope that's benevolent. You can't
have self governance because you got Wallace calling in that
doesn't even know he just wants to tell what song?
All right, So ramone's number two is sabotage. His number
one is.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's gonna be interested. We'll fight for you right.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Now. I'm impressed you did this because I would have
assumed this would be their most because this is white
kid's anthem, right, This is in the category of twisted
Sister and quiet riot. I mean, these just anks real
for for my generation, this was our you know, vent,

(15:54):
this whole kind of genre of angry suburban white kid
and they let me tell you something.

Speaker 1 (16:00):
They captured it.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
If you consider compared to the lovey dovey hair metal
love songs, this really appealed. This was this was good,
and it was protest against nothing in particular.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
So it's relatively safe. Like your mom won't let you
go out this Friday night, but.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
Man, you tell you going out.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
And if you can't, you sit in your room.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Blast this song loud, because you should be able to
go to the mall man and get an orange Julius
when you want even if you can't drive instead of
doing home work.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
So Ramon's list is Sabotage at number two, fight for
Your Right at number one. The way it works is
take one off to put one on. Now, this is
not an effort where you call up and go I
kind of like this song too. You have to tell
me that your song is better than this particular song.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
That you take off.

Speaker 2 (17:05):
So first take that song off and then put your
song on. Do we have a take one off, put
one on music? Okay, it's okay, Kevin go. Hey, so
I was gonna take off Fight for your Right, put
Sabotage number one, and number two would be Paul Revere
for sure. I don't know. It's just kind of a fun,

(17:26):
funky song, classic PC boys.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
I'm kind of impressed because I didn't think Paul Revere
was gonna make the list, and I'm kind of surprised
that's the first one. I got a few that I
think are gonna come up.

Speaker 1 (17:40):
It's just be interesting to see how where in the
order they go. Steve Go, take.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
Off Sabotage and put off Paul Revere. Oh to Paul
Revere's in a row that surprises me.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Okay, Ben go.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Yeah, well, let's take off sabotage and then put up
leave Paul Revere.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Number two and for number one.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Monkey.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
That means you're gonna take fight for your right off. Yeah,
you can't take two off, you can only take one off.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
That's the exercise.

Speaker 3 (18:11):
Eric go, uh, yeah, take off sabitize Paul.

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Oh wow, okay, yeah, you're right.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
No, no, you're right that that's the original Beastie Bleach fan,
the the the as they grew and developed, those folks
would not put Paul Revere on there.

Speaker 1 (18:27):
But that's okay.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
It's interesting, Jason, go uh, take off fight for your
right and put on what you want?

Speaker 3 (18:34):
What you what you want?

Speaker 2 (18:38):
What album? I'm trying to remember what album that would
have been. Listen, just listen to how good License to
Ill was? You got rhyming and stealing, You got the
new style, She's crafty, posse and effect. Slow ride girls,
you gotta fight for your right. No sleep till Brooklyn,
which I'm surprised nobody has brought up yet, and Paul Revere.

(19:01):
That is an impressive lineup. But wait, hold it now,
hit it brass Monkey, slow and low. Time to get ill.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
That is thirteen.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I mean, I would say seven of those are very
high quality, ten of them are mid level and up
of what was coming out at the time.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
No Sleep Till Brooklyn. I don't know why I liked
that song so much.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
At that point nineteen eighty, he was eighty seven.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
I hadn't even been to Brooklyn.
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