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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Our very own Josh Fuller. President Trump's press team has
forbidden the Associated Press from coming to the Daily Presser
because of their refusal to write the Gulf of America.
What's interesting is the number of press outlets who are
(00:22):
pushing back on the renaming of things. Oh no, you
can't rename a military base. You can't rename the golf.
You can't do that because it's always been this other thing.
What about the Redskins. You jumped on that nomenclature change
(00:43):
like you were waiting for it forever. What about the
fact that we're changing the military basis back to the
name that they were, and you jumped on it. What
Trump is turning on its head is, guess what you
don't need. They don't have some right to sit at
(01:04):
the press conference. You're giving them what they desperately need, oxygen.
You tell them no, and you own them. Nobody ever
understood that. Nobody realized that he's now bringing in new media.
And why wouldn't you? Why would you keep letting them
have a power that you are fuelling. I love it.
(01:29):
K x A n in Austin reports twenty four Texas
Dairy Queen restaurants to close items up for auction, with
twenty four Dairy Queen location set to close around Texas. Well,
why you figure that is? I mean I got so
into the auction. Well hold on, I'd like to get
(01:49):
your thoughts on that. People can now purchase a variety
of restaurant items and equipment as part of an ongoing auction.
The complete contents of various Dairy Qui restaurants will be
auctioned on localauctions dot Com until Thursday afternoon. Buyers will
be responsible for disassembling all purchased site said. A representative
(02:24):
from Dairy Quinn confirmed that twenty five locations have closed,
but only twenty four of those will be available for auction.
All twenty five restaurants are owned by a single franchise owner.
The franchise owner continues to own and operate other DQ
restaurants in Texas. The representative said it was this franchise
owner's decision to participate in an online auction for twenty
(02:45):
four of the twenty five locations. These closures are an
isolated event and we refrain from publicly sharing contract terms. Oh,
that makes it sound like he's a squirrel. There's one
in rusk Karage Longview, die Ball w A s k
O M. I don't know that community, Monscombe, I don't
(03:08):
know whatever I say is going to be wrong. I'm
kind of curious what it is nacaoaches in the that's
in East Texas. There's four in the Amarillo area in Panhandle,
in Canadian in Fritch and Herford. In the Austin area,
there's one in Flugerville on Pecan Street. In the Beaumont area,
(03:28):
there's one in Sour Lake and one in Buna of
the Buna Cougars formerly of Anthony byrt no. He was
Newton never mind DFW area, one in North Richland Hills
and in Houston. There's one in Dayton on ninety one
in Huntsville, in on forty five South, one on East
(03:51):
Lake Houston Parkway in Huffman where the where the superintendent
is out of control. Remind me to talk about Benny's wallow.
This guy is absolutely positively out of control. There's one
in tom Ball on twenty nine to twenty, and there's
one in Cleveland on Washington Avenue, two in Love, one
on Idalaloo, and one on Olding and three in wake Up.
(04:16):
What would you like to buy from a dry Quimbermont. No,
it's not a blizzard you Jack asked my brother in law,
what things on the wall? America? Michael Berry, j turn Man.
I tell you not only a fan favorite, but a
(04:36):
club owner's favorite. Those boys, they showed up in a
good mood, happy to be there. You might not think
that's a big deal. A lot of bands show up grumpy, mad, furious,
and they walk in the door with a lot of
drama already. Hell yeah, I ain't drink. It's's ridiculous traffic
(04:59):
with horror. Not these boys shut up early, happy to
sit down and talk to you, happy to be there.
What does it look like tonight? And if you don't know,
it's okay. But you want us to greet fans before
after both how many folks you want us to greet? Anything?
Particularly you want us to announce from the stage? Are
you kidding me? Nobody does this? Guys, you just be
(05:25):
you, You're awesome And they stand up there and they don't
do the what was the band Smashing Pumpkins? Deal? Where
your twenty songs in? Before they play a song that
anybody knows we got a new album out. I know
(05:48):
the stuff you like goes back to seventy six, and
it's mostly late seventies and into the eighties. But we
got a new album we're trying to push in the
next fifteen of our sixteen song set is gonna be
songs you never heard of. So you came to see
the Bellamy Brothers, but actually you're gonna just hear this
band whose songs you never heard of. When you're here
(06:10):
with your girl, just sing along the songs you knew well.
They are just wonderful. I love and adore them. They're fantastic.
They're fantastic human beings. Fantastic human beings. So since we
are on the subject of bloopers, our team put together
in short order their favorite bloopers, and our collective favorite
(06:35):
is not technically a blooper, which is something going wrong
on set. It was a prank called in by a
guy who lost his job, but let me say, I
think it was well worth it. The credit where it's
due goes to k tv U in San Francisco. We
have new.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Information now, also on the plane crash, k TV has
just learned the names of the four pilots who are
on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting Wong,
We too low Hole Fuk, and Bang ding Aw. The
NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the pilots
on board Flight two fourteen when it crashed. We are
(07:15):
working to determine exactly what roles each of them played
during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I could hear that one hundred times because each time
I have a new appreciation for one or the other
of the names. We have new information now.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Also on the plane crash, KTV has just learned the
names of the four pilots who are on board the flight.
They are Captain some Ting, Wong we Too, Low, Hole Fuk,
and Bang ding Ao. The NTSB has confirmed these are
the names of the pilots on board Flight two fourteen
when it crashed.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Can't you imagine how the pre show went? Anchor Hey, hey, hey, Barry,
that's the that's the news, director Barry, Oh, Bobby marymone
wants to do director be Bobby okay? Bobby hey? Uh?
Man or woman man okay? Bobby? Hold on? Did you
(08:15):
did you read through this? Did you read through this
this story? I got the gist they had a plane crash. Okay, look,
I don't I don't have anything against day. I know
we're in San Francisco, you know, have half the people
listening or Asian? How do you pronounce? Can y'all? Can
y'all roll the teleprompter? Okay, how do you pronounce that name? Oh?
(08:39):
That's holy? Oh? Uh, that's a long you. That's holy fuk,
holy fuk? Oh? Oh my goodness? Uh you know what?
Put that you in all caps? I do not want
to do a a Rob Burgundy anchorman on that. I
(09:02):
uh wow, Okay, holy hook Okay, holy holy Okay, got
it all right, Well we'll do it live.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We have new information now, also on the plane crash,
KTV has just learned the names of the four pilots
who are on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting,
Wong we Too Low, holye Fuk, and Bang ding Ao.
The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the
pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We
(09:34):
are working to determine exactly what roles each of them
played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Last time, I promise. But the best part about the
fake media fake news is she says it's been confirmed.
So if y'all were wondering who the people are that
have died, we've got the names and we've confirmed it.
(10:02):
I dare say your confirmation process is not exactly airtight.
Listen to how it's been confirmed. You have new information now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Also on the plane crash, k TV has just learned
the names of the four pilots who are on board
the flight. They are Captain some Ting Wong we Too,
Low Ho Lee Fuk and bang Ding Au. The NTSB
has confirmed these are the names of the pilots on
board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We are working
(10:36):
to determine exactly what roles each of them played during
the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The best part about it is the order in which
it's written. It's a joke within a joke. Some Ting
Wong we to, Oh, it's you're crashing and in bang
ding and who can forget viral sensation. Sweet Brown in
her apartment fire, Yes this really happened.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, I woke up to go give me a coal pop,
and then I thought somebody who was barbecuing, he said,
oh Lord, Jesus is a farm. Then I ran out.
I didn't grab no shoes and none of Jesus. A
raying for my life, and then a smoke gat me
got brun guidis. Everybody got time for me. Ludwig van Toronto,
(11:34):
I assume that's his norm to Plume runs a newsletter,
in a podcast, and on the site it is headlined
get Smarter on arts and culture. Should you choose to
sign up? It's Ludwig like Ludwig on Beethoven, or just
(11:59):
Ludwig Baitoven a Udwig van va n Toronto like the city.
It sends out a weekly email about classical music and
opera that he describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable.
(12:22):
Is a free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty
thousand readers, and he delves deep into wordplay, the history
of words and how they were used. I note that
nildo has been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music,
(12:43):
and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe
that the island off the coast of Newfoundland so named
Dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not
a stretch if you know, any says when they're not cussing,
they're also telling jokes. The term dildo first appeared in
(13:08):
a sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of
Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time
in a poem, not the first time it's ever used,
because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to
Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's
(13:28):
Complaint for Want of a Dildo, also used the term.
According to Ludwig van Toronto, composers like Orlando de Lasso
incorporated subjectively suggestive lyrics in some of their works, including
said term. One theory, as we noted, suggests the term
(13:50):
may have been originated from a phallus shaped peg used
on small rowboats, and the term itself is all so
by some believed to have made its way into English
from the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. And if you
(14:13):
don't see how you can get from deletto to dildo,
how on earth do you think that bum Phillips was
named bum because his big sister couldn't say bubba, which
is itself a bastardization of brother and every Bubba we
(14:35):
know from golfers to your brother named Bubba is so
named because we just take words and can't say it right,
and that's what sticks. So back to the story, an
eighteen year old Arizona man was inappropriate and therefore arrested,
break into the country. Not going to be arrested, commit
(14:59):
a number of crime in Harris County or the other
major counties of the country that George Soros funds. It
won't be arrested. But you dare try to throw a
green dildo onto the court at an NBA game. NBA game,
Oh no, that's the sort of thing up with which
(15:20):
we will not.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to
throw a green sex toy onto the court, but it
did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine
year old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez
told police he purchased the sex toy the night before
after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard
(15:43):
from Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice
of The Mercury and he appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't know what's going on, and he's a stop
on four Sea.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I can appreciate that. First, he's befuddled. This is how
I felt after nine to eleven. I don't know what's
going on. I mean, it's just madness. How on earth
could this be happening? The league that has become such
a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried to watch a clip?
(16:17):
Just go watch the sports. Hilah Angel Reese was going
in for She's one of the stars. She's also one
of the races. She's going in for a layup. She
ends up too far under the goal and throws the
ball up like some old man playing with his grandkids
and hits the underside of the backboard. Not even the
(16:38):
goal airballs of plenty, but the voice of the team.
If you're the voice of the team, you're not allowed
to have an opinion. You're just a corporate shell. The
voice of the team, he says, I don't know what's
going on. This has really got him. I mean, this
is the sort of what are we gonna do? This
is the kind of existential crisis that takes down soations.
(17:02):
All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too
will he. And that's why he follows it up in
case you were not sure his position on it. It
needs to stop. You eighteen year old boys out there
buying dildos to go to the game, throw them onto
the court, film yourself doing it and be a viral
(17:26):
sensation with all your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll
not have this. We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon,
we need to get this in. And they have asked
the voice of the team, no less than the voice
of the team. How does that work out? I'll tell you.
The news director said, Hey, the big story out there
(17:47):
is that Polymarket, the betting site says that there are
more people. They've called it the dildo Dailies. Polymarket is
allowing you to wager on which day a dildo will
be thrown onto the court during a w NBA game.
(18:08):
More than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in
just a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money
being wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point
that nobody cares who wins the silly game. They're much
(18:29):
more interested in what day adildo will be thrown. Thursday,
August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo
will be thrown Friday a thirty four percent chance, but
Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back
up to thirty five. Monday it drops to fourteen, and
(18:50):
Tuesday to fourteen. I think what they're thinking there is
the market that is, because this is an established betting market,
is that the league is going to get real serious
and figure out how to stop people. So there's only
a one in seven chance as of next week that
it will happen on any given day. There might be
fewer games, but there's a one in three chants better
(19:14):
than a one in three chance on Friday or Sunday,
Saturday it drops down. It's about as accurate as the
weather report, but a whole lot more fun to listen to.
All Right, here's the story. They they've hey, listen here,
look we've got it. We got to get this is
a serious story. People are interested. We got let's get
the who can we get they can talk about, Let's
(19:34):
get the play by play announcer for the team.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, you want to, she says it. I
remember the character on Saturday Night. I've just said say
things it would have hang in. You can just imagine
her mouth. It's really gonna probably he's.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Got lifeless black eyes like a dollar. Rodney Crowell, the
Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. How about that? The
grandson of the church choir leader made it? And boy
did he ever make it? Discovered in nineteen seventy two
(20:26):
after moving to Nashville by Jerry Reid. He would later
meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. Emmilu Harris, Emmy Lou Harris.
You don't think Emily Harris is fine? Woll when he's
(20:46):
ninety years old, she's still fine. Emil Lou Harris kind
of had this easy top thing going. You look sixty
at twenty. By the time you're sixty, people were like, man, look, yeah,
huh no, she didn't have a beard, unless are you saying,
Rodney Crawll, No, no, no, no, that's not. Rodney Crowell
(21:08):
turns seventy five today. He once did an entire evening
show with us from five to seven. Yes, yes, that
was a good time. That was a good time. We
are talking about the inappropriate action that has been taken
by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young men
(21:34):
at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity of the
game throwing green dildos on the court. And it's very
upsetting because nobody can figure out how they've chosen green?
Why the green? I don't know, somewhat unreally. I had
(22:01):
a baker email me with a little tidbit of information.
Do you know the most important ingredient in deal bread
Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate,
(22:22):
very inappropriate young man.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
(22:46):
Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice of
The Mercury.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And he appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost, I think that's that's.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that
or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting
their jumping.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And exactly right and very unhygienic. Oh, I'm glad she's
part of the show. I'm glad they brought the digital
director in to offer female commentary. Oh all right, got
to be serious. They're they're throwing green dildo's onto the court.
(23:34):
We we we think that's not a good that's not appropriate. Yes,
yes it is and dangerous. Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous,
And that's really all we have to say. We would
like to express our discontent at said action being undertaken
(23:56):
at the esteemed w NBA game. Some people just don't
know how to conduct themselves in high culture. This was
a w NBA game, and for some reason they thought
it would be funny or something to throw a green
dildo onto the court. And also not hygienic. It's not hygienic,
(24:21):
it's not you know what good good point, Susie, Glad
you're here, check the web, hits glad you're here to
offer that it's inappropriate. And dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I
don't want to get too deep into this story because
it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're
(24:42):
gonna belabor, Okay, But why exactly is it unhygienic unless
you've the young man said that he stopped at a
sex store the day before the game in prep. Now,
let me ask you something. I realize that doing things
(25:04):
that make us laugh, that we get a kick out
of that are fun, pranks and jokes and gags and
the like. I realize that there are certain people without
a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive.
And most of those are men who dress as women
and become the Health and Human Services director under the
(25:25):
Biden administration. Most of those are angry white, liberal, skold
women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen.
Most of those are angry white women with a long
chin hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you
not see it? Do you not know what's going on there?
(25:49):
Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having
a graduation per Oh, hold on, hold on just a
second one, Well, can you give me some music? I
printed this the wrong way and it didn't get the
whole deal on here. Well, the way it's printed, so
(26:10):
you're supposed to use the box, it says printer, But
if I just print using the control pe or whatever. Anyway,
he was in Russia and they well, the point is
the word dildo has a different meaning in Russia, or
the word dildo is an appropriate term in Russia. And
(26:33):
he thought they were playing a print on him and
they weren't. That's really all I have on that, because
I wanted to go back to that. It felt like something.
They've charged our dildo thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency,
indecent exposure, and criminal trespass. They're really throwing the book
(27:00):
at this fellow. And you know the worst part. He
threw the dildo intending on it going onto the court,
and instead he hit a dude who was with his niece.
He throws like a girl. Of course, he's at a
w NBA game. Of course he is my goodness alive.
(27:22):
And that has led our team, who frankly on occasion
are inappropriate and unhygienic and dangerous, to start pulling together
their favorite news bloopers and viral stories. Do you remember
the time CNN was doing a story on animals that
(27:44):
have gone extinct and this happened.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been
part of the natural history of the world for millennia,
and mandate extinctions have even happened before.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I gut to.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
The Dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather forgive me.
I'm I'm having trouble with my worst today, the Dono
into extinction.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm that old boy bout of hats my experience un hygienic,
Our very own Josh Fuller. President Trump's press team has
forbidden the Associated Press from coming to the Daily Presser
because of their refusal to write the Gulf of America.
What's interesting is the number of press outlets who are
(00:22):
pushing back on the renaming of things. Oh no, you
can't rename a military base. You can't rename the golf.
You can't do that because it's always been this other thing.
What about the Redskins. You jumped on that nomenclature change
(00:43):
like you were waiting for it forever. What about the
fact that we're changing the military basis back to the
name that they were, and you jumped on it. What
Trump is turning on its head is, guess what you
don't need. They don't have some right to sit at
(01:04):
the press conference. You're giving them what they desperately need, oxygen.
You tell them no, and you own them. Nobody ever
understood that. Nobody realized that he's now bringing in new media.
And why wouldn't you? Why would you keep letting them
have a power that you are fuelling. I love it.
(01:29):
K x A n in Austin reports twenty four Texas
Dairy Queen restaurants to close items up for auction, with
twenty four Dairy Queen location set to close around Texas. Well,
why you figure that is? I mean I got so
into the auction. Well hold on, I'd like to get
(01:49):
your thoughts on that. People can now purchase a variety
of restaurant items and equipment as part of an ongoing auction.
The complete contents of various Dairy Qui restaurants will be
auctioned on localauctions dot Com until Thursday afternoon. Buyers will
be responsible for disassembling all purchased site said. A representative
(02:24):
from Dairy Quinn confirmed that twenty five locations have closed,
but only twenty four of those will be available for auction.
All twenty five restaurants are owned by a single franchise owner.
The franchise owner continues to own and operate other DQ
restaurants in Texas. The representative said it was this franchise
owner's decision to participate in an online auction for twenty
(02:45):
four of the twenty five locations. These closures are an
isolated event and we refrain from publicly sharing contract terms. Oh,
that makes it sound like he's a squirrel. There's one
in rusk Karage Longview, die Ball w A s k
O M. I don't know that community, Monscombe, I don't
(03:08):
know whatever I say is going to be wrong. I'm
kind of curious what it is nacaoaches in the that's
in East Texas. There's four in the Amarillo area in Panhandle,
in Canadian in Fritch and Herford. In the Austin area,
there's one in Flugerville on Pecan Street. In the Beaumont area,
(03:28):
there's one in Sour Lake and one in Buna of
the Buna Cougars formerly of Anthony byrt no. He was
Newton never mind DFW area, one in North Richland Hills
and in Houston. There's one in Dayton on ninety one
in Huntsville, in on forty five South, one on East
(03:51):
Lake Houston Parkway in Huffman where the where the superintendent
is out of control. Remind me to talk about Benny's wallow.
This guy is absolutely positively out of control. There's one
in tom Ball on twenty nine to twenty, and there's
one in Cleveland on Washington Avenue, two in Love, one
on Idalaloo, and one on Olding and three in wake Up.
(04:16):
What would you like to buy from a dry Quimbermont. No,
it's not a blizzard you Jack asked my brother in law,
what things on the wall? America? Michael Berry, j turn Man.
I tell you not only a fan favorite, but a
(04:36):
club owner's favorite. Those boys, they showed up in a
good mood, happy to be there. You might not think
that's a big deal. A lot of bands show up grumpy, mad, furious,
and they walk in the door with a lot of
drama already. Hell yeah, I ain't drink. It's's ridiculous traffic
(04:59):
with horror. Not these boys shut up early, happy to
sit down and talk to you, happy to be there.
What does it look like tonight? And if you don't know,
it's okay. But you want us to greet fans before
after both how many folks you want us to greet? Anything?
Particularly you want us to announce from the stage? Are
you kidding me? Nobody does this? Guys, you just be
(05:25):
you, You're awesome And they stand up there and they don't
do the what was the band Smashing Pumpkins? Deal? Where
your twenty songs in? Before they play a song that
anybody knows we got a new album out. I know
(05:48):
the stuff you like goes back to seventy six, and
it's mostly late seventies and into the eighties. But we
got a new album we're trying to push in the
next fifteen of our sixteen song set is gonna be
songs you never heard of. So you came to see
the Bellamy Brothers, but actually you're gonna just hear this
band whose songs you never heard of. When you're here
(06:10):
with your girl, just sing along the songs you knew well.
They are just wonderful. I love and adore them. They're fantastic.
They're fantastic human beings. Fantastic human beings. So since we
are on the subject of bloopers, our team put together
in short order their favorite bloopers, and our collective favorite
(06:35):
is not technically a blooper, which is something going wrong
on set. It was a prank called in by a
guy who lost his job, but let me say, I
think it was well worth it. The credit where it's
due goes to k tv U in San Francisco. We
have new.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Information now, also on the plane crash, k TV has
just learned the names of the four pilots who are
on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting Wong,
We too low Hole Fuk, and Bang ding Aw. The
NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the pilots
on board Flight two fourteen when it crashed. We are
(07:15):
working to determine exactly what roles each of them played
during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I could hear that one hundred times because each time
I have a new appreciation for one or the other
of the names. We have new information now.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Also on the plane crash, KTV has just learned the
names of the four pilots who are on board the flight.
They are Captain some Ting, Wong we Too, Low, Hole Fuk,
and Bang ding Ao. The NTSB has confirmed these are
the names of the pilots on board Flight two fourteen
when it crashed.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
We are working to determine.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Exactly what roles each of them played during the landing
on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Can't you imagine how the pre show went? Anchor Hey, hey, hey, Barry,
that's the that's the news, director Barry, Oh, Bobby marymone
wants to do director be Bobby okay? Bobby hey? Uh?
Man or woman man okay? Bobby? Hold on? Did you
(08:15):
did you read through this? Did you read through this
this story? I got the gist they had a plane crash. Okay, look,
I don't I don't have anything against day. I know
we're in San Francisco, you know, have half the people
listening or Asian? How do you pronounce? Can y'all? Can
y'all roll the teleprompter? Okay, how do you pronounce that name? Oh?
(08:39):
That's holy? Oh? Uh, that's a long you. That's holy fuk,
holy fuk? Oh? Oh my goodness? Uh you know what?
Put that you in all caps? I do not want
to do a a Rob Burgundy anchorman on that. I
(09:02):
uh wow, Okay, holy hook Okay, holy holy Okay, got
it all right, Well we'll do it live.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
Go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
We have new information now, also on the plane crash,
KTV has just learned the names of the four pilots
who are on board the flight. They are Captain some Ting,
Wong we Too Low, holye Fuk, and Bang ding Ao.
The NTSB has confirmed these are the names of the
pilots on board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We
(09:34):
are working to determine exactly what roles each of them
played during the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Last time, I promise. But the best part about the
fake media fake news is she says it's been confirmed.
So if y'all were wondering who the people are that
have died, we've got the names and we've confirmed it.
(10:02):
I dare say your confirmation process is not exactly airtight.
Listen to how it's been confirmed. You have new information now.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Also on the plane crash, k TV has just learned
the names of the four pilots who are on board
the flight. They are Captain some Ting Wong we Too,
Low Ho Lee Fuk and bang Ding Au. The NTSB
has confirmed these are the names of the pilots on
board flight two fourteen when it crashed. We are working
(10:36):
to determine exactly what roles each of them played during
the landing on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The best part about it is the order in which
it's written. It's a joke within a joke. Some Ting
Wong we to, Oh, it's you're crashing and in bang
ding and who can forget viral sensation. Sweet Brown in
her apartment fire, Yes this really happened.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
One resident describes her horrifying experience when she first realized
the complex was on fire.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Well, I woke up to go give me a coal pop,
and then I thought somebody who was barbecuing, he said,
oh Lord, Jesus is a farm. Then I ran out.
I didn't grab no shoes and none of Jesus. A
raying for my life, and then a smoke gat me
got brun guidis. Everybody got time for me. Ludwig van Toronto,
(11:34):
I assume that's his norm to Plume runs a newsletter,
in a podcast, and on the site it is headlined
get Smarter on arts and culture. Should you choose to
sign up? It's Ludwig like Ludwig on Beethoven, or just
(11:59):
Ludwig Baitoven a Udwig van va n Toronto like the city.
It sends out a weekly email about classical music and
opera that he describes as despite that it being actually enjoyable.
(12:22):
Is a free newsletter with over one hundred and fifty
thousand readers, and he delves deep into wordplay, the history
of words and how they were used. I note that
nildo has been used in various contexts throughout history, including literature, music,
(12:43):
and even in reference to a sailing tool. Many believe
that the island off the coast of Newfoundland so named
Dildo in seventeen eleven was sailor's humor, which is not
a stretch if you know, any says when they're not cussing,
they're also telling jokes. The term dildo first appeared in
(13:08):
a sixteenth century erotic poem entitled The Merry Ballad of
Nash His Dildo by Thomas Nash. It's the first time
in a poem, not the first time it's ever used,
because we told you. Robert Green used it, according to
Ludwig von Toronto. A seventeenth century folk ballad The Maid's
(13:28):
Complaint for Want of a Dildo, also used the term.
According to Ludwig van Toronto, composers like Orlando de Lasso
incorporated subjectively suggestive lyrics in some of their works, including
said term. One theory, as we noted, suggests the term
(13:50):
may have been originated from a phallus shaped peg used
on small rowboats, and the term itself is all so
by some believed to have made its way into English
from the Italian word diletto, meaning delight. And if you
(14:13):
don't see how you can get from deletto to dildo,
how on earth do you think that bum Phillips was
named bum because his big sister couldn't say bubba, which
is itself a bastardization of brother and every Bubba we
(14:35):
know from golfers to your brother named Bubba is so
named because we just take words and can't say it right,
and that's what sticks. So back to the story, an
eighteen year old Arizona man was inappropriate and therefore arrested,
break into the country. Not going to be arrested, commit
(14:59):
a number of crime in Harris County or the other
major counties of the country that George Soros funds. It
won't be arrested. But you dare try to throw a
green dildo onto the court at an NBA game. NBA game,
Oh no, that's the sort of thing up with which
(15:20):
we will not.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
Put Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to
throw a green sex toy onto the court, but it
did not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine
year old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez
told police he purchased the sex toy the night before
after seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard
(15:43):
from Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice
of The Mercury and he appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
I don't know what's going on, and he's a stop
on four Sea.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I can appreciate that. First, he's befuddled. This is how
I felt after nine to eleven. I don't know what's
going on. I mean, it's just madness. How on earth
could this be happening? The league that has become such
a joke. It's unwatchable. You ever tried to watch a clip?
(16:17):
Just go watch the sports. Hilah Angel Reese was going
in for She's one of the stars. She's also one
of the races. She's going in for a layup. She
ends up too far under the goal and throws the
ball up like some old man playing with his grandkids
and hits the underside of the backboard. Not even the
(16:38):
goal airballs of plenty, but the voice of the team.
If you're the voice of the team, you're not allowed
to have an opinion. You're just a corporate shell. The
voice of the team, he says, I don't know what's
going on. This has really got him. I mean, this
is the sort of what are we gonna do? This
is the kind of existential crisis that takes down soations.
(17:02):
All the greats have confronted such calamity, and so too
will he. And that's why he follows it up in
case you were not sure his position on it. It
needs to stop. You eighteen year old boys out there
buying dildos to go to the game, throw them onto
the court, film yourself doing it and be a viral
(17:26):
sensation with all your buddies. Well, you better stop. We'll
not have this. We'll not stand for it. Rewind Ramon,
we need to get this in. And they have asked
the voice of the team, no less than the voice
of the team. How does that work out? I'll tell you.
The news director said, Hey, the big story out there
(17:47):
is that Polymarket, the betting site says that there are
more people. They've called it the dildo Dailies. Polymarket is
allowing you to wager on which day a dildo will
be thrown onto the court during a w NBA game.
(18:08):
More than one hundred thousand dollars has been wagered in
just a matter of hours, exceeding the amount of money
being wagered on w NBA games themselves, making the point
that nobody cares who wins the silly game. They're much
(18:29):
more interested in what day adildo will be thrown. Thursday,
August seventh is a twenty eight percent chance a dildo
will be thrown Friday a thirty four percent chance, but
Saturday it goes down to twenty three, Sunday popping back
up to thirty five. Monday it drops to fourteen, and
(18:50):
Tuesday to fourteen. I think what they're thinking there is
the market that is, because this is an established betting market,
is that the league is going to get real serious
and figure out how to stop people. So there's only
a one in seven chance as of next week that
it will happen on any given day. There might be
fewer games, but there's a one in three chants better
(19:14):
than a one in three chance on Friday or Sunday,
Saturday it drops down. It's about as accurate as the
weather report, but a whole lot more fun to listen to.
All Right, here's the story. They they've hey, listen here,
look we've got it. We got to get this is
a serious story. People are interested. We got let's get
the who can we get they can talk about, Let's
(19:34):
get the play by play announcer for the team.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost. I think that's that's.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, you want to, she says it. I
remember the character on Saturday Night. I've just said say
things it would have hang in. You can just imagine
her mouth. It's really gonna probably he's.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
Got lifeless black eyes like a dollar. Rodney Crowell, the
Houston Kid, turns seventy five today. How about that? The
grandson of the church choir leader made it? And boy
did he ever make it? Discovered in nineteen seventy two
(20:26):
after moving to Nashville by Jerry Reid. He would later
meet and befriend songwriter Gary Clark. Emmilu Harris, Emmy Lou Harris.
You don't think Emily Harris is fine? Woll when he's
(20:46):
ninety years old, she's still fine. Emil Lou Harris kind
of had this easy top thing going. You look sixty
at twenty. By the time you're sixty, people were like, man, look, yeah,
huh no, she didn't have a beard, unless are you saying,
Rodney Crawll, No, no, no, no, that's not. Rodney Crowell
(21:08):
turns seventy five today. He once did an entire evening
show with us from five to seven. Yes, yes, that
was a good time. That was a good time. We
are talking about the inappropriate action that has been taken
by some very sophomoric, immature, and increasingly inappropriate young men
(21:34):
at w NBA games, absolutely reducing the dignity of the
game throwing green dildos on the court. And it's very
upsetting because nobody can figure out how they've chosen green?
Why the green? I don't know, somewhat unreally. I had
(22:01):
a baker email me with a little tidbit of information.
Do you know the most important ingredient in deal bread
Fox ten Phoenix with the story about the very inappropriate,
(22:22):
very inappropriate young man.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Eighteen year old Caden Lopez of Waddell attempted to throw
a green sex toy onto the court, but it did
not reach the court. Instead, it hit a nine year
old girl and her uncle attending the game. Lopez told
police he purchased the sex toy the night before after
seeing other incidents on social media. Today we heard from
(22:46):
Braden Bell. He is the play by play voice of
The Mercury.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
And he appeared today on Fox ten Talks.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
I don't know what's going on. It needs to stop,
you know, first and foremost, I think that's that's.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
It's really inappropriate.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
It's extremely inappropriate. It's also I mean, it's putting people
in danger. Yeah, we want to, you know, discuss that
or not. These are athletes who are running, they're cutting
their jumping.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
And exactly right and very unhygienic. Oh, I'm glad she's
part of the show. I'm glad they brought the digital
director in to offer female commentary. Oh all right, got
to be serious. They're they're throwing green dildo's onto the court.
(23:34):
We we we think that's not a good that's not appropriate. Yes,
yes it is and dangerous. Yes, that also dangerous, dangerous,
And that's really all we have to say. We would
like to express our discontent at said action being undertaken
(23:56):
at the esteemed w NBA game. Some people just don't
know how to conduct themselves in high culture. This was
a w NBA game, and for some reason they thought
it would be funny or something to throw a green
dildo onto the court. And also not hygienic. It's not hygienic,
(24:21):
it's not you know what good good point, Susie, Glad
you're here, check the web, hits glad you're here to
offer that it's inappropriate. And dangerous and unhygienic. Now, I
don't want to get too deep into this story because
it's beneath us. It's not the kind of story we're
(24:42):
gonna belabor, Okay, But why exactly is it unhygienic unless
you've the young man said that he stopped at a
sex store the day before the game in prep. Now,
let me ask you something. I realize that doing things
(25:04):
that make us laugh, that we get a kick out
of that are fun, pranks and jokes and gags and
the like. I realize that there are certain people without
a sense of humor for whom this is very, very offensive.
And most of those are men who dress as women
and become the Health and Human Services director under the
(25:25):
Biden administration. Most of those are angry white, liberal, skold
women whose husband left them three secretaries ago, like Woody Allen.
Most of those are angry white women with a long
chin hair coming out, And you're left wondering, do you
not see it? Do you not know what's going on there?
(25:49):
Michael writes, I was in Russia and we were having
a graduation per Oh, hold on, hold on just a
second one, Well, can you give me some music? I
printed this the wrong way and it didn't get the
whole deal on here. Well, the way it's printed, so
(26:10):
you're supposed to use the box, it says printer, But
if I just print using the control pe or whatever. Anyway,
he was in Russia and they well, the point is
the word dildo has a different meaning in Russia, or
the word dildo is an appropriate term in Russia. And
(26:33):
he thought they were playing a print on him and
they weren't. That's really all I have on that, because
I wanted to go back to that. It felt like something.
They've charged our dildo thrower with disorderly conduct, public indecency,
indecent exposure, and criminal trespass. They're really throwing the book
(27:00):
at this fellow. And you know the worst part. He
threw the dildo intending on it going onto the court,
and instead he hit a dude who was with his niece.
He throws like a girl. Of course, he's at a
w NBA game. Of course he is my goodness alive.
(27:22):
And that has led our team, who frankly on occasion
are inappropriate and unhygienic and dangerous, to start pulling together
their favorite news bloopers and viral stories. Do you remember
the time CNN was doing a story on animals that
(27:44):
have gone extinct and this happened.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Now, extinctions, I don't have to tell you have been
part of the natural history of the world for millennia,
and mandate extinctions have even happened before.
Speaker 1 (27:59):
I gut to.
Speaker 4 (28:00):
The Dildo into extinction, but the Dodo rather forgive me.
I'm I'm having trouble with my worst today, the Dono
into extinction.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
I'm that old boy bout of hats my experience un hygienic,
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