AM Show Hr 1 | Trump's Building His Cabinet

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
It's that time, time, time, time, luck and load.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
So Michael vari Show is on the air.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
As a guy who spent thirty four years departing illegal aliens,
I got a message to the demands of illegal aliens
that Joe Biden's released in our country and violation of
federal law.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
You better start pack and now you're damn right because
you are going home.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
We have seen one estimate that says it would cost
eighty eight billion dollars to deport a million people a year.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
I don't know if that's accurate or not.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Is that what American taxpayers should expect?

Speaker 5 (00:55):
What price do you put on a national security?

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Is that worth it?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is there a way to carry out mass deportation without
separating families?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
Of course, families can be deported together.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
And I want to send a message to everybody who's
in this country illegally.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
While you've heard.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
From Kamala Harris that she's going to give you free
Medicare benefits and free healthcare benefits, She's going to give
you free housing benefits paid for by American taxpayers.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Donald Trump's gonna win the White House.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
We all believe that, right. So our message to illegal
aliens who are in this country without the consent of
the American people. Is you got four months pack your
backs because you're going home.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
The Trump cabinet is coming together, will discuss who those
individuals will be as announced and rumored. But I was
do you use an ant acid? You use anything like that?
Let's talking to a buddy of mine and we were

(02:25):
talking about the line in Smoking the Bandit where Jackie
Gleason is he's explaining that taking a bank teller across
state lines makes it a felony. Remember that. I remember
he's talking and he a little food shoots out and

(02:47):
it hits Burt Reynolds, and Burt Reynolds flicks it off.
So I have read that about eighty percent of Jackie
Gleason's lines in Smoking the Bandit are improvised by Jackie Gleason,
including his sidekick because he needed a foil as he's

(03:09):
driving along, and you know when he comes walking out
and he has the toilet papers screaming behind him. Well,
apparently all of that stuff was improvised, including his dialogue

(03:29):
throughout the show. So I don't know which, I don't
know what how Needham wrote and what Jackie Gleeson just
made funny, and they let him go because I mean,
this is the Honeymooners, this is Jack Peleieson. Is what
you do. You've got you've got gold on your hands.
But there's a moment where remember he's eaten his he

(03:51):
has eaten his diablo sad. There's a moment where he's
talking and he takes his right fists and yeah, so
you make a fist and then he he hits it
on across his heart. You remember this, so you can
imagine you take a right fist as if you're reaching

(04:12):
out punch somebody, but instead of punching, you stop and
then you bring it back and so your index finger
and thumb are hitting against your chest, which was kind
of done a lot in TV shows and movies. Fact
that when somebody had indigestion, it just got me thinking.

(04:33):
My grandmother called it intergestion. I got intergestion. And so
we grew up eating foods, you know, Louisiana border their generation.
We grew up eating gumbo and spicy foods, chili, very
very spicy foods. That's why I annoy people on the

(04:55):
chili discussion because people love to have love to be
purest on chili and I have explained a thousand times
my family was poor. You needed beans as filler. I'm
glad you grew up and you could afford all meat
or your chili. But if we had then it would

(05:19):
have just been gruel with a little with little specks
of ground round in there. We had to have beans
to fill it. And if they were short on beans
as well, they might have thrown bell peppers one time,
or any squashed or anything else that was around, because
you were trying to fill the chili and make it

(05:39):
more hearty. But it got me thinking that I haven't
heard anybody mention having indigestion or intergestion, if you like,
in a long time. Is that because we don't eat
those foods. My buddy and I were pondering on this,
and I said that I would bring it up and

(06:01):
maybe people could email me. There's probably a doctor out
there that deals with his issue, or a cultural historian
or sandy who can do everything somehow, some way. There's
got to be an answer to this. I don't know
what it is, all right. Fox News has a report
on some of the early cabinet officials for Trump. I'll

(06:24):
play you this, it'll go to break and we'll talk
about it coming up. Clip number twelve, King of Dan.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
President Trump selecting Florida representative and former Green Beret Mike
Waltz to lead the Pentagon as National Security Advisor.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
We need real reform in the Pentagon. Everything they buy
seemingly cost twice as much, delivers half as much, and
takes twice as long as it should. We need to
get a culture of accountability into that place. No one
ever seems to get fired.

Speaker 6 (06:56):
Trump also tapping Staunch israel Ally representative at least to
Phonic for ambassador to the UN.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Looks like the varsity so far.

Speaker 6 (07:05):
The senior National correspondent Aishahstni is live at mar A
Lago with more on the Trump transition team. Aisha, good evening, Trace, good.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Evening to you.

Speaker 9 (07:14):
A lot of news out of Palm Beach today, and
that's because a Trump transition team is going at a
pretty good rate here, pretty fast clip. And it's very
different from what we saw back in twenty sixteen. And
as you mentioned, we could get a really big cabinet
pick in the next couple of hours. Fox News has
confirmed that President elect Trump is expected to tap Florida

(07:37):
Senator Mark or Rubio as his next Secretary of State.
Now Rubio is currently the vice chair of the powerful
Senate Intel Committee. He was also on the VP shortlist
just this summer. It comes as Florida Congressman in China
Hawk Mike Waltz has been named as White House National
Security Advisor. He was a huge surrogate for Trump on

(07:58):
the trail, and former New York Congressman Lee Zelden heads
the EPA and Congressman at least Deefonic has been tapped
to be the next US Ambassador to the UN. Former
Senior Advisor Stephen Miller has been named Deputy Chief of Staff,
and former Acting Ice Director Tom Homan taking this newly
created role of borders are in vowing to pursue all

(08:20):
of Trump's policies, including that mass deportation plan.

Speaker 8 (08:23):
Listen to this.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
We will prioritize public safety threats and national security threats.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
First.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
I won't feel comfortable if I'm in the country illegally.
If I'm in some other country legally, I'm not gonna
be comfortable. You shouldn't be comfortable with either, because when
you enter this country illegally, you have committed a crime.
You are a criminal and you're not off the table.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
The little calf asked his mama if he could stay
up late to watch the show. Mama cow said, no,
past your bedtime. The Michael Berry Show and the best
thing that ever happened to slavery was America and the
Republican Part. Mom, did you know The Yellowstone is back?

(09:10):
Did you watch it? You don't want me to tell
you what happened? Nothing? Why are you getting so emotional? Oh?
You wait till the end and watch? Oh do they
roll it out once a week? What network is it
on again? Paramount? I don't remember if I pay for
that again? So you gotta well, Oh, so for you

(09:35):
to watch it on Prime, you gotta wait like years later, right,
because I didn't start watching it when it came out.
So man, that's been probabe. It had been out for
years by the time I discovered it and I watched.
I don't know how many seasons are there? Five? Okay,
maybe I caught up when there were three. Maybe before

(10:01):
hm hmm. Now, no, I haven't forgotten everything. I kind
of feel like it jumped the shark somewhere a little
while back. I feel like there was a moment. Okay,
so well, I don't want to ruin. I haven't seen it,
but I just read about it. I got to the

(10:22):
part where he became going yeah, yeah, that that was
a little much. I feel like they had lightning in
a bottle with Beth and so they got they got
carried away on you know that's a bad bitch. Well, okay,
that's getting to be a little much. So how long

(10:43):
is the season? Like? When will it? And we are
we in season five?

Speaker 6 (10:48):
Now?

Speaker 2 (10:49):
Oh? Oh, okay, all right, I saw part one. Okay, well,
I can't spoil it for you because I haven't seen it.
But there's a news story that says Kevin Costner says
he was totally in the dark about his character's demise
on Yellowstone. That's not no, no, no, it's not reveals
he learned about the bloody end at the same time

(11:11):
as the show's passionate fans, we put your shirt back on.
I didn't. I'm just telling you what I read in
the news. All right, let's talk about Trump's cabinet here.
First of all, well, there's no easy way to say this.

(11:31):
I'm supposed to say that whatever Trump does, it's great,
it's wonderful. Some of the well the people who told
me that are the same people that when I said
years ago, Michael Cohen is a scoundrel and he's going
to get Trump in trouble, and it needs to distance

(11:53):
himself from Cohen. Huckleberry Hound is a problem. And people said,
you just don't like Trump. I said, oh, I want
Trump to succeed, but Cohen is a scoundrel. Fast forward.
Cohen is a scoundrel. Many people don't seem to know this.

(12:13):
Cohen didn't go to prison for anything he did with Trump.
Cohen went to prison for a medallion fraud that he
was perpetrating in New York. Cohen had little side businesses.
His dad's a scoundrel. True. The whole family, whole family
full of fraudsters. They might be sending you emails telling

(12:35):
you that they've got eight million dollars in Nigeria and
they just need you to send twenty thousand to unlock it.
I mean, they're that kind of fraud I said, Cohen
was a fraud. He's a scoundrel and he turned out
to be And oh, by the way, he also turned
on Trump now claims he has to leave the country.
Good Bye. Scaramuchi. When Scaramuchi was made press secretary, and

(13:02):
people thought it was the greatest thing. Scaramucie tells it
like it is. Scaramucci has always been a scoundrel. He's
a douchebag. He's a bad human being, always has been,
and people loved it because he's wild and crazy and
he'll say cuss words. He also belongs in prison. Well,

(13:25):
fast forward, he said some things to a reporter that
Trump could not abide, so he fires him after ten
days on the job and being completely out of control.
Scaramucie gets mad at Trump, who, by the way, put
him in the position because now all of a sudden,
Scaramuci had every reporter in the country calling him for quotes,

(13:49):
and he liked the power. He'd stay up all night
drunk talking to reporters and telling little dirty stories, and
he loved the power. When Trump fired him after ten days,
which he had to do, you couldn't be taken seriously
with Scaramucci. Anthony Scaramuci as your press secretary. He's not
a serious person. Being rich does not make you a
serious person. Scaramucci went scorched earth on Trump and to

(14:12):
this day, to this day, is alleging things that are
almost certainly not true. But are scandalous and they're negative
about Trump. Another bad person to bring into the White House.
When Amrosa was brought in, I said, you've got to
be serious. I'm Morosa is not a serious person to

(14:36):
have in the White House. Oh, you just don't like Trump.
I love what Trump is doing. I want Trump to succeed,
but if your whole goal is to just clap like
a seal no matter what happens. And I do think
he's going to make much better decisions this time because
now he's aware and the whole nation is how far

(14:59):
they will go to destroy him and how important loyalty
is going to be in this administration. When Amrosa was
escorted out of the White House by armed security, she
had an undercover camera on and she was going to
blow the place to smithereens she was going to she

(15:20):
was entrapping people to say things which she was going
to sell when she got out, and she was already
in the process to monetize that. You don't bring Amrosa
into the White House. When Millie was brought in, I said,
I don't like Milly. I don't trust Billy, and I
think that his ilk John Bolton another one I think

(15:43):
those guys hate Trump, and I think Trump believes he
can bring them in and they'll be so happy to
be that they'll be loyal to him. That's not their way.
They were there before Trump, they'll be there after Trump.
They will sell their soul and they will sell him
down the river because they don't want him to succeed
because they're warmongers, because his success is an insult to them,

(16:10):
and so they want him to fail. And they have
relationships within every one of those networks and really ended
up being a huge problem. John Bolton yesterday announced that
he was not there. He sorry he never personally heard
Trump use the suckers and losers line. Well, that's funny
because it's attributed to you having heard it. Now he's

(16:33):
coming out and saying I never directly heard that. So
someone told you he said that. That's hearsay. And I'm
not asking you to only repeat what is legally admissible
in court. I am asking you to stop repeating things
that are lies that get repeated enough times with a
supposedly credible source that they become the case. Trump never

(16:58):
said that, but it is said that he said it.
John McCain trafficked in that kind of nonsense. There are
lots of those things out there, the whole Charlottesville. They're
good people on both sides. They cut that and contorted it,
and there are people to this day who still believe

(17:19):
that he was guilty of that. Well, let me start
by saying, I think Christy know him as Department of
Homeland Security secretary is a terrible choice. The person replacing
Majorcas needs to be a serious person, and I don't
think she is. This is the Michael Barry Show, where

(17:43):
is gone? You know?

Speaker 10 (17:47):
It's very few things I just can't stand here about.
And that is number one, people pictures of the ugly baby.
Even though Mike Berry said I always don't tell nobody
to the baby is ugly. People don't want to hear that.
But number two is when people tell you about to
die if they are now mikeel Bearr. Will not shut

(18:10):
up about it. For while it was Ramon Ramon got
on there and talk about it. Oh, I'm on this
and that, and I've lost seven hundred and eighty pounds
and doctor now even can't do that.

Speaker 8 (18:21):
I mean, all this ignorance, and.

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Michael Berry can't stop hisself from posting pictures of his
skinny ass sitting up there, you know. And you know
how skinny people always do. They take a picture on
the from the side with their hand on their heel, like,
look here, how my buttocks has went down there. I
ain't got no thumach no more. I just want to

(18:45):
slap their face back into the stone age. But hear
what Michael Berr do to really drive me up a
damn wall. Of course, we know he on this Intramican
faxing and he don't eat for two He went three
days at a time. You know, you're off in my oreo.
He said, I'll have that Thursday week.

Speaker 11 (19:06):
But he get on here and he put up menus
because he go to these damn high class restaurants in
Houston nobody have ever been to, nobody ever heard of.

Speaker 10 (19:20):
And he posts a menu on there. It's all in
French or Italian or some ignorance, and everything in there
you can't even understand what it is.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
My eyes goes directly to the price.

Speaker 10 (19:34):
And have you noticed they don't even put a dollar
sign by the price. It just say cognac at efusio
do Montaigne dot dot dot twenty plus fromage Duke quailed
ignorance of ambrosia at eight. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
I don't know what that stuff is.

Speaker 10 (20:04):
Give me a damn Wendy Burger, I mean, give me
a baconator. I know what that is. Exactly how much
money I gotta bring up there? Besides that, I'm not
getting dressed up, putting on new wigs to go down
to sundamn restaurant where the cherry is probably too damn
type for my big ass, and I'm gonna be embarrassed

(20:24):
because I don't know what I'm ordering. And the next
thing I know, they're gonna bring out snail eggs or
some kind of oyster marinated and money is and I
ain't gonna have it. So Michael Berry, Okay, everybody know you, Skinny.
It may cute, is that truth, but good God a
mighty quit challenging people to ask them what they're gonna have.

Speaker 8 (20:47):
I ain't having none of it.

Speaker 10 (20:49):
None, no, no, anyway. I'm sorry I got cursed out,
but that made me hungry shoes.

Speaker 2 (20:58):
So I think the first Trump administration official we announced
here on the show was Susie Wiles, Susie Sommerle Wiles
Pat Somerl's daughter. And as I mentioned, she goes back
to the Reagan days where she was Reagan's scheduler. She
worked for Jack Kemp, who you remember was a quarterback

(21:22):
star quarterback for the Buffalo Bills back in the day.
Kimp went on to kind of had a Kennedy look
about him and a Kennedy zeal. He was Kent wouldn't
make it in today's Republican party because Jack Kemp was
one of those guys that was a kind of a

(21:46):
Mitt Romney. Republican asked Chad who was the guy he
came in the studio. He's a charming guy. He was
a governor of Minnesota. Chad liked him. He was a
hockey player. You remember who that was? No, No, like Gretzky.
You know Bobby or and Wayne Gretzky and that's it

(22:09):
and Phil Esposito. That's the only hockey players you know.
And every time it's just like you got one Jewish
song you play, no matter if it's happy said or
anything in between, and you've watched five minutes of Fiddler
on the Roof, that's all you have to contribute. What
was the guy's name? Anyway? So Susie Wiles, I hope

(22:31):
she turns out. Trump clearly relies on her, and so
it is not for me to question that choice. I
do worry, I will tell you because she has been
a lobbyist for big pharma, and that worries me. And
she has been a lobbyist for the junk food industry.

(22:52):
I am not a Michelle Obama control what you eat person.
I am, however, a person who believes that government has
given incentives for food companies to poison us, and that
the results we're seeing in our children and in our
people are very clear. Just go back and look at people.

(23:15):
Just look at family photos from years past. Nobody in
your family was ever on a diet, and yet they
weren't nearly nearly as fat as these people today. You
ever think about that, it's because the trash they're putting
into our system. Florida Congressman Mike Watz has been named

(23:43):
as National Security Advisor. I like to imagine Donald Trump
walking in, because your national security advisors in every meeting
related to national security, which is a daily briefing. I
like to imagine Trump walking in every day and looking
over at Mike Watz.

Speaker 8 (24:06):
Hello, Walls, how things go for you today?

Speaker 2 (24:14):
That'd be funny.

Speaker 12 (24:15):
The first time you miss her, like three months in,
you think the President's going to do that stupid heillo
wats thing again.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
Well, he's done it every day till now. Does Mike
like it? Mike, I do, didn't care. He thinks he's
kind of silly, but I don't think Mike cares. It
amuses the president, so he just goes along with it,
and then it would become a thing. How long are
we going to do this? And then inevitably you got
to fire people. You can't keep them the entire administration,

(24:50):
so there'd be a goodbye walls just kind of things.
I think about it. At least Stefani for an ambassador
to the United Nations.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
And the girls all get pretty at closing time when
you're listening to the Michael Berry.

Speaker 12 (25:07):
Show because you got a high on this day.

Speaker 2 (25:16):
In nineteen oh one, the National Biscuit Company trademark a
shortened version of National Biscuit Company, making the name biss Co.

(25:44):
On this day. In eighteen fifty nine, the first flying
trapeze show in recorded history was performed by a man
wearing a satin shining set of leggings that were stretched

(26:12):
tight for full effect part of the costume. His name
was Jewles Humh not j Edgar Hoover, You weirdo. He
didn't do that in public. The man's name was Jewels Leotard.

(26:35):
Unlet's say in nineteen fifty four, Ellis Island closed. It
had been opened in eighteen ninety two, and approximately twelve
million immigrants would come through on this day in nineteen
fifty five. Well, Doc Brown and Marty McFly, go back

(26:58):
to the future and what Soviet leader took power on
this day in nineteen eighty two. You've been yacking off.
What that's not even a former leader of Prussia. You
you must have had a little extra coffee this morning.

(27:19):
You've been yacking off. No, that's not even the fellaw's name. Uh,
his name was Yuri n drop Off. You know when
I was in high school, I used to love love,
love to h to read and know the uh, to

(27:40):
know world leaders' names and to drop them in. Are
you following this case as serial rapist HPD is According
to Fox twenty six, HPD is in a desperate manhunt
for this serial rapist. And I talked to an officer,

(28:05):
retired officer that used to do these kinds of investigations.
And I said, give me a profile on what kind
of person this is going to be. And he said,
a turd like this is going to be out on
bond most likely right now. If he's not out on bond.

(28:29):
He's been to prison, probably multiple times, and there's a
series of crimes he's been on. And he said, I
don't work with the department anymore, which I knew. I
don't have access to that anymore, but I will tell
you that I do know because he goes to conference.
He still goes to conferences and keeps his certification up.
He said, the technology available to law enforcement today, whether

(28:53):
that be local or the state, or by this point
the FEDS could be involved, that it won't be long.
You leave too many traces, not just body fluid, but
all sorts of things you leave at the scenes, at
the scene, there is no doubt that he will be

(29:15):
caught and this kind of thing, because it's getting so
much attention, this kind of thing is going to be
let's see, he does use a gun, so I think
I read somewhere that it's Hispanic. Police say the suspect
is a black male in his twenties is wanted for

(29:39):
four other attacks, so five attacks in the West Gulf
Bank Road area. At apartment complexes. He forces his way
into apartments if the door is not unlocked, sometimes wearing
a ski mask and armed with a gun. Anthony Being said, quote,

(30:01):
he messed with the woman in the neighborhood. They don't
come over here. Messing with the women over here. Ain't
no call for it, okay, Crockett said. Then there were
times when women said he tried and they was able
to get away from him. So that's even worse. He's
basically doing it in the daytime. He don't even care.

(30:24):
Roynell Crockett is the man's name, Roynell r O y
n ai L. Usually, if you got a nail on there,
that's a that's a woman. You know, you see these
There are many women who have a man's name, and
it's because daddy wanted a boy and so instead, you know,

(30:48):
they become Arlene or Georgian or whatever else. November fifteenth,
I just read November fifteenth is the open date for
or Texas game wardens. Yes, if you would like to
be a Texas game warden November fifteenth, No, you don't

(31:08):
qualify them. Know, there's so many things. But here's the
pay base salary. The first four years is fifty one thousand.
That's a cadet, and then once you're probationary game warden,
it goes up to fifty five, and then game warden
one through six it goes from sixty five to eighty

(31:29):
to eighty five to eighty nine to ninety three to
ninety eight. So you're not gonna get rich, but you're
a game warden. You know, you don't pay for your meal.
You remember our friend Kyle Yoder, the Washington County game warden,
he's our guest. What does somebody have? Game warden? Yoder? Sorry?
What does somebody? What is the main thing to know

(31:52):
that if you're going to be a game warden, you
have to have this qualification. It says something here about
you have to check your status in the CAPS recruit
see apps. What is that?

Speaker 13 (32:04):
So CAPS is going to be our recruiting system. It's
where the applications will actually go. The thing that sets
us game wardens apart from pretty much all other law
enforcement and especially state law enforcement.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Is that bachelor's degree.

Speaker 13 (32:17):
We'll make sure that that is conferred beforehand, of course,
and that way we can make sure you're all good
to go before you, you know, started.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Shade at people wearing uniforms for other departments that y'all
are y'all are vetted better.

Speaker 7 (32:30):
Not.

Speaker 13 (32:32):
No, I'm not saying that by any means. Not by
any means.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Like I had a friend named Stephen Woodard, who I
think you know he's at DPS. You're saying that he
could get hired at DPS, but probably wouldn't make it
for the game warden.

Speaker 13 (32:48):
You know, I don't know his educational background.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
I wouldn't say one way or another. He is a man.
You cannot say that. Hold on just a second. Kyle
Yoder is the game warden for Washington County su