November 19, 2025 • 31 mins
Michael Berry brings unfiltered commentary on Congress, Michelle Obama’s hair debate, Walmart crime, scooter bans, and disastrous pee-cup moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well they want to give them another headline, which is
that they've arraigned a Democratic member for taking a phone
call from her constituent, Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of
a hearing. And of course I don't think there's any
rule here against taking phone calls in a hearing. Are
you saying anybody on your side at Isle who had
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a phone call with Jeffrey Epstein should be censured? Be
careful your answer there, because there's a lot more that's
about to come out, right, So you should think about
what is the principle behind this rush to judgment.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
At the beginning of that hearing, the ranking member Jim
Jordan's had the disrespect to Elijah Cummings, May he rest
in peace and his name be a memory after not
allowing mister Jordan to shut the committee hearing down, and
I turned to mister Jordan and told him to have
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respect for the chair and to basically shut up. And
that moment went viral and I began to get innumerable
text from friends, from foes, from constituents about what was
happening in that hearing. And I got a text from
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Jeffrey Epstein, who at the time was my constituent, who
was not public knowledge at that time that he was
under federal investigation.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
To say.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I love you.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I just go.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
To say a shock, kids, I just go.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
To say.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I love enough from the body.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh my, They've taken a tax exchange which shows no participation,
no assistance, no involvement in any illegal activity, and weaponized
it for political theater, because that's what this is.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
One of the legal counsels or legal fixtures for mister
Epstein was Stacy Plaskett, the Democrat delegate to Congress from
the Virgin Islands. So perhaps for those on the other
side who are interested in talking to Jeffrey Epstein's attorneys,
they can sure visit with one of their own colleagues.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
To say I love you. But the fact I just
learned they did a study of people who watched The
Cure live in concert, and sixty percent of people who
watched The Cure live in concert actually watched Placebo and
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enjoyed it just as much. What do you call a
factory that produces things that are just okay, a satisfactory
Michelle Obama has been bitching a lot lately. She's promoting
her book, and she's been out and about. And this
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woman who has been made wealthy, who has graced the
cover of every magazine, who we've constantly been told is
bold and beautiful and brave and brilliant and black. Oh,
she is mad at everyone. Apparently, according to her, black
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people must conform to white standards of hair.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Of hair, lady, nobody cares how you wear your hair.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
She's very angry because she's always had to straighten her
hair and black hair comes out curly. Yeah, but nobody's
required you to straighten it. Ever, who has ever said
you have to straighten your hair? She has claimed that
white beauty standards have done this and.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Have done that. Here is the problem.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
America is still a majority white nation, and those who
are not white have different physical appearances, quirks of appearance, hair,
all sorts of things, and many of them feel left out, cheated,
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a cue used, or whatever else because they're not white.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
But that's them doing it to themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Nobody white is coming up to some black person at
the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That they know and saying, boy, while.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You so ashy, you so ashy you look You're like
a graveyard. You like a dust bit. You so ashy.
You didn't get on home.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You didn't get on home. Your ashy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
White people don't do that Black people do to each
other all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Lose your hair?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What you try to afro? You try to do an
afroat he twenty twenty five. You ought to go on home.
You need straighten your hair.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You look horrible? Who doing your hair? You look terrible?
What you're trying to do? You even trying.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
White people don't say that to black people. Black people
say that to each other all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You didn't put some ocean on you didn't put some
lotion on them elbows. You look terrible. You look scary,
like a lizard or something.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
You so ashy them dry ass elbows going out in
public like that, You look horrible. What you're trying to do,
that's horrible. White people wouldn't there. White people don't know
what ashy is. Ask anybody black that you know that
you feel comfortable asking. Do black people tell other black
people that they're ashy out in public if they don't
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have lotion on their elbows. Let's see what they say,
because they're honest, they'll tell you yes, it's the crab
in the bucket.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's the self regulation.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
A lot of black people do not like other black
people because they don't like themselves, so they take it
out on other black people, and they're.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Very hard on them, very very hard on them.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You want to know how much hatred there is by
black people towards black people.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Look at drive by shootings. White people don't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So Michelle Obama's been really feeling it lately, and she's
been going on podcasts talking about.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
How terrible it was to be the first lady. Oh,
it was so terrible.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
She had to dress up nice, she had to have
all these women doing her nails and her lashes in
her hair, and y'all, y'all think it's so simple, but
it's not.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You don't understand how difficult it was.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And she had to conform to these standards for white people,
Like there's some kind of committee out there going around
telling black people at the black hair salons how they
can wear their hair. Can you imagine, Hello, ladies, and
the hell are you?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
We're the hair slave team here to make sure everything's
in order for the white folk approval. First off, we
gotta change this music excuse me. Did you say slave?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Of course?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Straight, long, accessible, vivacious, elegant slave. Somebody could have picked
a better name. Hi, let's do a quick assessment here.
All right, straight looks good, but you're at two point
three on the length meter. We're gonna please the white folks.
They like it long extensions, chair two. What do we
have here?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Who?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Frizzy? Short?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
No girlfriends like I'm smack in the face by the nineties,
away with the firm, making more firm.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh, dear lord, are those braids on chair seven?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Clippers and a broom stat give her the Jennifer Anniston friends.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Cut White girls still love that?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Okay, ladies, if you want to look good for the
white folk, lots of things to clean up here. We'll
be back in six months. By Felicia, what, No, I'm
not being rude. Her name's Felicia.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I'm just down her mind.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Could you maybe audibly laugh when I tell a joke
like that so I know you thought it was funny?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Michael Berry, Oh no, I won't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It's too much for my She won't go that that
was so funny.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Four students at Travis High School in Richmond are arrested
for murdering a man outside a Missouri City business. Can
you possibly guess what that business would be? It's Walmart,
you know. I'll bet you ramon if you look at
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the number of places businesses where someone is most likely
statistically to become a victim. After the bank, it's got
to be Walmart. Now you think Dollar General before that.
I just kind of feel like hood rats hang out
at the Walmart, just waiting to make World Star, just
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waiting for it, Like what stupid thing can I do today?
The four punks were taken into custody at their school. Man,
we got a real problem when you got kids in
high school killing somebody. All sorts of problems, not the
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least of which is you've just ruined your whole life.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
While you're in high school.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Happened October twenty seventh, after six pm at the Missouri
Si Di Walmart of Highway six. Investigators say an unresponsive
man was found in the back area of the parking
lot away from the store. He had been shot and
was treated on scene by Fort ben Ems before being
taken to Memorial Herman in the Texas Medical Center, where
he was pronounced dead. Popo said the victim, identified as
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twenty two year old Jeremy Williams of Manville Manville, sorry
not Manville, Manville. Ramon had a small child in the
vehicle at the time of the shooting.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
The child was not hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
In an update sent out on Friday by the Missouri
City Police Department, detectives working with the Texas Rangers identified
four suspects believed to be responsible for what they described
as a robbery that resulted in William's death. All four,
including one juvenile, were taken into custody without incident at
their respective schools. Fort min Id, Popo and school administrators
reportedly helped in the operation, and officials say no students
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or teachers were ever in danger during the arrests. Fort
Id said in a statement that they can confirm that
Travis High School was briefly placed in a secure hold
status earlier today. This precautionary measure was implemented while local
law enforcement responded to an off campus incident that may
have involved a few students. Although the situation was not
related to the school, officers coordinated with campus administration as
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part of their investigation. So Bobby, come on, guys, we're
all having dinner together. Come on, come on, come on,
hurry over here. Okay, everybody, tell what you did today, Susie,
what did you do? We had cheerleader trials and I
think I did pretty good and I think I'm gonna
get it. But Wendy's definitely going to get it because
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she doesn't splits and she's gone cheerleader camp for four
years in a row. And I'm just hoping that I
make the team because I would be the last one
to make the team. But it's between me and bar Brawl.
I need to update my names. Okay, that's good, Bobby.
How about you? What happened in your day?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Something had to happen. Nothing is impossible. Something had to happen.
You have a good day, boring, Okay, wat to it?
Just tell us one thing of note that had people
talking in the hallway.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
There had to be something.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh, four of my classmate classmates got arrested.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, that's a start. What did they get arrested for? Murder?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Okay, all right, so yeah, you did kind of have
an interesting day while at high school. How did they
got arrested on campus? Yeah, we were in class and
the cops came in and they just cuffed them and
they walked them out. Oh really, did they say anything?
They were like, yeah, I guess we're gonna have to
turn in our homework. Huh. That's a pretty interesting day
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at school, I'd say, yep, a pretty interesting day at school.
Mister Rols, Motorized scooters are stupid. I will start with that. Oh,
I kind of enjoy them. Chad wrote that I didn't
write that. I like motora scooters. Do you You were
in one of those lines. Let me tell you something.
Old white people love to bitch about lives. You see
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how the thing all are? They say?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
They thrown everywhere. I'm sorry people don't put them back
the way they should nicely.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
But people won't fall it will break their neck.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Don't you ride a motorcycle? Right? You ride a motorcycle? Okay,
I just curious. That's how people get hurt.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Okay, you're opposed to them because that's how people get hurt.
Why are you worried about other people getting hurt? I
will never understand this mentality, worrying about other people getting
hurt and wanting to outlaw something because of it. That's
the dumbest thing ever. Houston City Council. Because these people
sit around mind you. I've served on Houston City Council,
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and I'm here to tell you you got a bunch
of people sitting around who are not necessarily incredibly accomplished
in their lives before they come to city Council, and
now all of a sudden, they're coming up with ideas.
It's like a it's like an entrepreneurship class for six graders.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
What kind of business I wanted know?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Ben that, Well, we're on fly to Mars or maybe
Saturn ur Venus.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Okay, that's a good that's a good start.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Who would like to help Billy with his project to
help But we're going to start a business to fly people.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Will we charge?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I want it to be free because I just want
to help Payopa very nice, your mother's will do good?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Or okay?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
And how will you choose who gets to get on it?
I want turn nobody down. Everybody can go to Saturn
or Venus in my company because we want to help people.
And all we want to do is really help people.
I just want to help people make the world better place. Okay,
Well that's that's a that's a great idea that kid
grows up to going to Houston City Council motorized scooters.
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A new ordinance that will be voted on today that
I'm told will pass, would impose a curfew on scooters.
They will be banned from eight p to four A.
And that makes sense to them. Yeah, we just you
won't You won't be able to We won't be able
to ride that that thing. Oh okay, can can we
still ride a bicycle?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
You used to ride a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Can we still drive from eight p to four A
when you're imposing this curfew? Most authoritarian thing you can do?
Uh yeah, you can still drive. You still ride a motorcycle? Yeah,
you can still do that. You can walk, you can
ride a bicycle. You ride a motorcycle, just not just
not a scooter. Yeah, yeah, you just can't during during
those hours.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Why but wait, what.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
The proceedings the Court of impeachment is hereby dissolved.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Mister Michael Barry.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Well it's not about desert wraps are all up?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I think this was nineteen seventy six. David Bellamy had
been writing songs for other people and this was.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
His big one.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Those blood harmonies, just pure beautiful song, stripped down, no no,
no heavy production elements, just straightforward, stripped down.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
It's it's uh, it's amazing, it really is. It's just timeless.
It's so good. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
When I was talking to our friends at Memorialhearing dot com,
the folks that can help you with your help improve
your hearing deal with tonight's there is an FDA approved
treatment for tonightus now even well, anything related to your hearing,
they do.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
And I did not know this.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Did you realize that when a cougar gets so old
that she needs a hearing aid, she's called in the
business a deaf leopard? True story, true story. A friend
of mine went to get his check cup yesterday. He said, yeah,
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the doctor put my finger, he put put his finger
up my butt. And I was almost said the guy's name.
I said, well, nobody's doing that anymore. You don't need
to do that, and he said, I know, but he
insists on it. How old is this doctor? Maybe just
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maybe the fact that he's engaged in a practice.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Does he leech out your blood? Does he bleed you
out with leeches? Also?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, And they were at lunchter and all this, uh no,
but he said, well, you know, he says, it's still no,
that's not what you do. There's a little test that
has like that, you know, the mouse rat traps with
the heavy sticky stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
There's a little test.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I forget what they call it, like I call it
a poopsmear, like a pepsmere or a poopsmere. And they
send it to you and you unpeel it and you
get a little of your pool on it, and you
peel it back up and you mail your poo in
the mail, and that's what you do. And then they
go and if they detect the slightest hint of any problem,
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then you go in for the far more invasive. But
it is ridiculous for everybody to go in and get
this done. It's one of the things that we overtest,
like glaucoma. One out of every eighty eight trillion people
in history will have glaucoma, but we test everybody for glaucoma,
and we pay for it. It's a line on and
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we pay for glaucoma testing. Well if it saves one person, Michael.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
It's the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
We test for things we are statistically zero percent likely statistically,
because if you're rounding, the number is so low that
it might as well be zero test for things that
you are statistically zero percent likely to ever have, an
undertest for things you should have.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Every woman should be getting her boobs checked.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Because breast cancer is so common every woman, and joke
aside because it writes itself, but not not using the
mammogram technology, but using a self exam and a doctor's
hand exam.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That is a That is a true fact.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I know you think I'm trying to be funny, but
that that is actually the truth.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I knew you were going to say you would sign
up for moment. I knew you were going to say it. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
So my buddy goes in for his health exam and
they give him the They give him the little container that.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You pee in.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't know what size that is because I don't
know metrics, a leader, a leader, a peter, I don't
know a reader. It's some size. But he made the point.
He asked me, you ever notice that thing's not big enough?
And I said, is this one of those you got
a bigger No? No, no, I mean it's not a
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big enough receptacle to receive It's not a big enough container.
Not the opening, but the container to hold all the
pee and he said, you know how hard it is when.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You're about mid pe.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
You got a good full bladder because you've been waiting
before you go in there because you want to be
able to pee.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
You've been waiting.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And then you start unloading and that thing starts filling
up fast because it's not that big, and so it
fills up way faster than you expected it to, and
then you got to you got to stop it off.
Women don't understand this, but men can't clamp it off
like women can't. They've got they've got an internal seal
on that that just closes, you know, we don't. Our
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seal is not not as as tight. And plus there's
some You always leave some in the chamber, so when
you shut down, you still got some to dream because
the shutdown is upstream, so you still got all that
to come downstream. So you had to shut down way
early and anticipate.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
And nobody does.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
So then you shut down because it's starting to get
to the top and it's still coming out and you're
pinching and twisting and all that because you don't want
to get it all over yourself. And then you close
that thing up and you hand it to the lady.
And I said to my friend, can you imagine if
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your job was if somebody has to do it, there's nothing,
it's a dignified job.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I'm not saying it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I'm just it's one of the things I'm glad I
don't do, is you're holding.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
People's warm pee every day. And he said, and you know,
the weirdest thing is she's in the room.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Right like you hear you in there, just a little
paper then and then you walk out and she's like,
oh okay, and we act like this is normal.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
If you did that outside.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Of the doctor's office, which they you know, they put
a smile on, try to make you feel normal. If
you just did that out in the out in public,
handed somebody your pee, they could that's he'd be arrested.
But we're all going to act like this.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Is very normal. You hand him your warm pea.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
So I was saying, yeah, can you imagine, like when
you get up every day, that's what you go and do.
People do the craziest things, but that's just a job
what you do. And I was talking about do you
remember the old Red Fox joke. He tells the story
that he would go in there and pee. They give
him apple juice, and they'd go in there. They give
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him apple juice to make him pee, and so one
time he silent. So he just poured the apple juice
in the container. And the lady looked at apple juice,
thinking it was his urine, and she said, mister Fox,
it's very it's it's very cloudy. I'm worried about your
you're in there may be something wrong. He said, ain't
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nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Hand it to me. I'll drink it. And I believe
Red Fox really did that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I really do.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
And I'd like to take a moment to wrap this
segment up, which was not prepared with two of the
greatest things we've been blessed with, the Bellamie Brothers, the
Sanford and Son.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Mush. I'm really not sure it gets any.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Better in a in an organic segment than that right there,
of bookcats.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
So there is a sport I play.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'm not going to say the name because then I'm
be subjected to ridiculed. I just don't feel like it today, Ramon.
I don't deserve that. And there is a person who
brings music to the group, and I guess I should
be grateful that he brings music, but he brings the
kind of music that I would not normally listen to.
And the problem is a lot of music that you
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would otherwise not listen to and perhaps ridicule. If you
listen to it long enough, you end up liking it
or internalizing it. And that band shine Down, and that
song that has ended up being that way. There was
a Shineedown song. They did a cover of something that
I used to like. But I always kind of felt
like Shinedown was the sort of band that would not
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really be in my wheelhouse because the kind of people
that would like Shindown would be people I wouldn't respect
for their musical taste. You know, the people that go
to concerts of also bands and get really excited about them,
like My Chemical Romance or Three Doors Down or Smashing Pumpkins.
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I just don't have respect for their musical taste. Doesn't
make come bad people, It's just I get to judge people.
Everybody gets to judge everyone else. I just choose to
use my prerogative more often in other people. It makes
me feel better about myself.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So Nick Brown, who went on our Aspen trip last year,
writes he works in the industry, and he says, those
sterile cups they're peeing into are either ninety mili liters
or one hundred and twenty mili leaders.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Well, how much is that? I literally don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
If you tell me something is ninety mili leaders, I
don't know if that is the size of the hull
of a destroyer or if it's a shot glass. I
have no idea what not even I really I have
no frame of reference. After they pee in there, it
gets transferred to another cup which has a little liquid
in it called a cytalite cyto lte, cyto a cidalite.
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Then it gets picked up by a medical courier and
back to the lab to be processed and eventually to
a pathologist in a microscope slide. It's considered cytology, whereas
tissue samples are pathology. Interesting scytology because it's a liquid tissue.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Sample is pathology.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Also, I saw doctor Kara at the VA Hospital last week.
That's just a statement for you, because this falls under urology.
Nick wanted to give a thorough urology briefing. So if
he in fact saw doctor Kara, I think he felt
like he probably that would probably be included in there,
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Brandon writes, I'm so torn on the electric scooter, Michael.
On the one hand, they dovetail seamlessly into the eternal
gripe of bicyclists on the roadway. On the other hand,
I could watch people fall off these things all day,
like a group of Puerto Ricans on the stoop of
a brown stone with forties and wife beaters. Few things
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set my Schodenfreud into overdrive quite like this.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Pretty well said.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I was talking about that women don't understand, or maybe
they do that, you know, when a fella unlike a woman.
There's a comedian that has a whole joke about this,
how if you're midpe and you have to stop because
you're startled or whatever. Every guy that's ever had to
do that. That's a very unpleasant I don't know, I
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don't know what all the parts down there are, but
something involved in the urethra gets pinched off or something,
and it is unpleasant. And I feel like women talk
enough about childbirth that we should get to talk about,
you know, our little things that bother us. And that
is when you got to snap off real quick while
you're peeing. And I was talking about the fact that
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there's always still one in the chamber, because you got
the chamber that's still full when you stop.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
It didn't have to end that out.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And one person sent me an emails I put Michael
Jordan on the bench, but he's still dribbling.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Oh that's pretty good, rufus. You're on Michael Berry show.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Go ahead, Michael, you're talking about taking the piss test.
Excuse me if that's the defensive the people. So, being
in the working force for many years, we had to
do it. Every time he went to get a job.
You ought to ask, what's the funniest thing that ever
happened while taking the piss test? And back in the
seventies when I was working out at Shell for a
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company called Brown Root, we had an old boy. We
all hired in together, and three days later they came
and got him and they told him. He says, look,
we got the Guinness Book World Records people out front
and they want to meet you. And he goes, what, Yeah,
you're the only pregnant man in the whole world. Not
only find out his life was pregnant, but he got fired.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh man, hey, honey, I got busted for using your urine.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Sample and uh, I lost my job. And oh, by
the way, you're pregnant. Wow, that's I gotta admit, that's
pretty good right there.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
That's uh, that's solid Billy. You're old Michael Berry. Show
go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, I was gonna tell you your love for the
Belny Brothers. Minds like that. A couple of years ago.
As you know, they come through Texas and June, July
and August. But uh, we were at the house pastor
out by the Frio River and they were playing and
it was a good show, and it was it was
full of people, but since it's by the river, there
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was you know, girls in baiden suits and this and
that and and stuff. And about halfway and the show, uh,
this girl walked up and flashed I forget that David,
who's the lead singer, I forget, but I forget which
brother it is. But uh, she she pulled up for
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baiden suit and flash it and he just kind of
shut down and he said, we don't like that behavior here.
And one of his hand one of it, I don't
want to call him handlers, but one of his roadies
or something went out got her escorted her out. I mean,
they didn't run her out, but they must have had
a talking to her. But it made me pretty happy
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that he's They're just good people. The bare Ony Brothers, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Know, they.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
They were built for longevity. They're like one of those
Big ten schools. You know, you don't want them to
fall down by four touchdowns because they can't make it
up fast.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
They are slow and steady. They have last Nobody will
ever listen them in the top this.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
They're never going to top this and be the hottest
this or the biggest turned. They're just slow and steady
and consistent and wonderful. And the older I get, the
more I appreciate such things. You think of how many
how often someone is a flash in the pan, but
they're not around years later.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
The Bellamie Brothers.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Have been doing this now for fifty years five zero. Yeah,
they definitely don't want it devolved into Mardi Gras Murder
Street
It's that time time, time, time, luck and load. So
Michael very show is on the air.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Well they want to give them another headline, which is
that they've arraigned a Democratic member for taking a phone
call from her constituent, Jeffrey Epstein in the middle of
a hearing. And of course I don't think there's any
rule here against taking phone calls in a hearing. Are
you saying anybody on your side at Isle who had
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a phone call with Jeffrey Epstein should be censured? Be
careful your answer there, because there's a lot more that's
about to come out, right, So you should think about
what is the principle behind this rush to judgment.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
At the beginning of that hearing, the ranking member Jim
Jordan's had the disrespect to Elijah Cummings, May he rest
in peace and his name be a memory after not
allowing mister Jordan to shut the committee hearing down, and
I turned to mister Jordan and told him to have
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respect for the chair and to basically shut up. And
that moment went viral and I began to get innumerable
text from friends, from foes, from constituents about what was
happening in that hearing. And I got a text from
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Jeffrey Epstein, who at the time was my constituent, who
was not public knowledge at that time that he was
under federal investigation.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
To say.
Speaker 5 (01:44):
I love you.
Speaker 6 (01:48):
I just go.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
To say a shock, kids, I just go.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
To say.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
I love enough from the body.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh my, They've taken a tax exchange which shows no participation,
no assistance, no involvement in any illegal activity, and weaponized
it for political theater, because that's what this is.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
One of the legal counsels or legal fixtures for mister
Epstein was Stacy Plaskett, the Democrat delegate to Congress from
the Virgin Islands. So perhaps for those on the other
side who are interested in talking to Jeffrey Epstein's attorneys,
they can sure visit with one of their own colleagues.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
To say I love you. But the fact I just
learned they did a study of people who watched The
Cure live in concert, and sixty percent of people who
watched The Cure live in concert actually watched Placebo and
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enjoyed it just as much. What do you call a
factory that produces things that are just okay, a satisfactory
Michelle Obama has been bitching a lot lately. She's promoting
her book, and she's been out and about. And this
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woman who has been made wealthy, who has graced the
cover of every magazine, who we've constantly been told is
bold and beautiful and brave and brilliant and black. Oh,
she is mad at everyone. Apparently, according to her, black
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people must conform to white standards of hair.
Speaker 5 (03:58):
Of hair, lady, nobody cares how you wear your hair.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
She's very angry because she's always had to straighten her
hair and black hair comes out curly. Yeah, but nobody's
required you to straighten it. Ever, who has ever said
you have to straighten your hair? She has claimed that
white beauty standards have done this and.
Speaker 5 (04:28):
Have done that. Here is the problem.
Speaker 4 (04:34):
America is still a majority white nation, and those who
are not white have different physical appearances, quirks of appearance, hair,
all sorts of things, and many of them feel left out, cheated,
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a cue used, or whatever else because they're not white.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
But that's them doing it to themselves.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Nobody white is coming up to some black person at
the grocery store.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
That they know and saying, boy, while.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
You so ashy, you so ashy you look You're like
a graveyard. You like a dust bit. You so ashy.
You didn't get on home.
Speaker 5 (05:25):
You didn't get on home. Your ashy.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
White people don't do that Black people do to each
other all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Lose your hair?
Speaker 4 (05:34):
What you try to afro? You try to do an
afroat he twenty twenty five. You ought to go on home.
You need straighten your hair.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
You look horrible? Who doing your hair? You look terrible?
What you're trying to do? You even trying.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
White people don't say that to black people. Black people
say that to each other all the time.
Speaker 5 (05:54):
You didn't put some ocean on you didn't put some
lotion on them elbows. You look terrible. You look scary,
like a lizard or something.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
You so ashy them dry ass elbows going out in
public like that, You look horrible. What you're trying to do,
that's horrible. White people wouldn't there. White people don't know
what ashy is. Ask anybody black that you know that
you feel comfortable asking. Do black people tell other black
people that they're ashy out in public if they don't
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have lotion on their elbows. Let's see what they say,
because they're honest, they'll tell you yes, it's the crab
in the bucket.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
It's the self regulation.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
A lot of black people do not like other black
people because they don't like themselves, so they take it
out on other black people, and they're.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Very hard on them, very very hard on them.
Speaker 4 (06:44):
You want to know how much hatred there is by
black people towards black people.
Speaker 5 (06:49):
Look at drive by shootings. White people don't do that.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
So Michelle Obama's been really feeling it lately, and she's
been going on podcasts talking about.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
How terrible it was to be the first lady. Oh,
it was so terrible.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
She had to dress up nice, she had to have
all these women doing her nails and her lashes in
her hair, and y'all, y'all think it's so simple, but
it's not.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
You don't understand how difficult it was.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
And she had to conform to these standards for white people,
Like there's some kind of committee out there going around
telling black people at the black hair salons how they
can wear their hair. Can you imagine, Hello, ladies, and
the hell are you?
Speaker 8 (07:29):
We're the hair slave team here to make sure everything's
in order for the white folk approval. First off, we
gotta change this music excuse me. Did you say slave?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Of course?
Speaker 8 (07:39):
Straight, long, accessible, vivacious, elegant slave. Somebody could have picked
a better name. Hi, let's do a quick assessment here.
All right, straight looks good, but you're at two point
three on the length meter. We're gonna please the white folks.
They like it long extensions, chair two. What do we
have here?
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Who?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Frizzy? Short?
Speaker 3 (07:58):
No?
Speaker 8 (07:59):
No girlfriends like I'm smack in the face by the nineties,
away with the firm, making more firm.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
Oh, dear lord, are those braids on chair seven?
Speaker 8 (08:06):
Clippers and a broom stat give her the Jennifer Anniston friends.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
Cut White girls still love that?
Speaker 8 (08:11):
Okay, ladies, if you want to look good for the
white folk, lots of things to clean up here. We'll
be back in six months. By Felicia, what, No, I'm
not being rude. Her name's Felicia.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
I'm just down her mind.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Could you maybe audibly laugh when I tell a joke
like that so I know you thought it was funny?
Speaker 6 (08:31):
Michael Berry, Oh no, I won't do that.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
It's too much for my She won't go that that
was so funny.
Speaker 4 (08:39):
Four students at Travis High School in Richmond are arrested
for murdering a man outside a Missouri City business. Can
you possibly guess what that business would be? It's Walmart,
you know. I'll bet you ramon if you look at
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the number of places businesses where someone is most likely
statistically to become a victim. After the bank, it's got
to be Walmart. Now you think Dollar General before that.
I just kind of feel like hood rats hang out
at the Walmart, just waiting to make World Star, just
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waiting for it, Like what stupid thing can I do today?
The four punks were taken into custody at their school. Man,
we got a real problem when you got kids in
high school killing somebody. All sorts of problems, not the
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least of which is you've just ruined your whole life.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
While you're in high school.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Happened October twenty seventh, after six pm at the Missouri
Si Di Walmart of Highway six. Investigators say an unresponsive
man was found in the back area of the parking
lot away from the store. He had been shot and
was treated on scene by Fort ben Ems before being
taken to Memorial Herman in the Texas Medical Center, where
he was pronounced dead. Popo said the victim, identified as
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twenty two year old Jeremy Williams of Manville Manville, sorry
not Manville, Manville. Ramon had a small child in the
vehicle at the time of the shooting.
Speaker 5 (10:28):
The child was not hurt.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
In an update sent out on Friday by the Missouri
City Police Department, detectives working with the Texas Rangers identified
four suspects believed to be responsible for what they described
as a robbery that resulted in William's death. All four,
including one juvenile, were taken into custody without incident at
their respective schools. Fort min Id, Popo and school administrators
reportedly helped in the operation, and officials say no students
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or teachers were ever in danger during the arrests. Fort
Id said in a statement that they can confirm that
Travis High School was briefly placed in a secure hold
status earlier today. This precautionary measure was implemented while local
law enforcement responded to an off campus incident that may
have involved a few students. Although the situation was not
related to the school, officers coordinated with campus administration as
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part of their investigation. So Bobby, come on, guys, we're
all having dinner together. Come on, come on, come on,
hurry over here. Okay, everybody, tell what you did today, Susie,
what did you do? We had cheerleader trials and I
think I did pretty good and I think I'm gonna
get it. But Wendy's definitely going to get it because
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she doesn't splits and she's gone cheerleader camp for four
years in a row. And I'm just hoping that I
make the team because I would be the last one
to make the team. But it's between me and bar Brawl.
I need to update my names. Okay, that's good, Bobby.
How about you? What happened in your day?
Speaker 5 (11:54):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (11:55):
Something had to happen. Nothing is impossible. Something had to happen.
You have a good day, boring, Okay, wat to it?
Just tell us one thing of note that had people
talking in the hallway.
Speaker 5 (12:09):
There had to be something.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Oh, four of my classmate classmates got arrested.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Okay, that's a start. What did they get arrested for? Murder?
Speaker 4 (12:19):
Okay, all right, so yeah, you did kind of have
an interesting day while at high school. How did they
got arrested on campus? Yeah, we were in class and
the cops came in and they just cuffed them and
they walked them out. Oh really, did they say anything?
They were like, yeah, I guess we're gonna have to
turn in our homework. Huh. That's a pretty interesting day
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at school, I'd say, yep, a pretty interesting day at school.
Mister Rols, Motorized scooters are stupid. I will start with that. Oh,
I kind of enjoy them. Chad wrote that I didn't
write that. I like motora scooters. Do you You were
in one of those lines. Let me tell you something.
Old white people love to bitch about lives. You see
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how the thing all are? They say?
Speaker 5 (13:07):
They thrown everywhere. I'm sorry people don't put them back
the way they should nicely.
Speaker 9 (13:11):
But people won't fall it will break their neck.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
Don't you ride a motorcycle? Right? You ride a motorcycle? Okay,
I just curious. That's how people get hurt.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Okay, you're opposed to them because that's how people get hurt.
Why are you worried about other people getting hurt? I
will never understand this mentality, worrying about other people getting
hurt and wanting to outlaw something because of it. That's
the dumbest thing ever. Houston City Council. Because these people
sit around mind you. I've served on Houston City Council,
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and I'm here to tell you you got a bunch
of people sitting around who are not necessarily incredibly accomplished
in their lives before they come to city Council, and
now all of a sudden, they're coming up with ideas.
It's like a it's like an entrepreneurship class for six graders.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
What kind of business I wanted know?
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Ben that, Well, we're on fly to Mars or maybe
Saturn ur Venus.
Speaker 5 (14:13):
Okay, that's a good that's a good start.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Who would like to help Billy with his project to
help But we're going to start a business to fly people.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
Will we charge?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
No?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I want it to be free because I just want
to help Payopa very nice, your mother's will do good?
Speaker 5 (14:26):
Or okay?
Speaker 4 (14:27):
And how will you choose who gets to get on it?
I want turn nobody down. Everybody can go to Saturn
or Venus in my company because we want to help people.
And all we want to do is really help people.
I just want to help people make the world better place. Okay,
Well that's that's a that's a great idea that kid
grows up to going to Houston City Council motorized scooters.
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A new ordinance that will be voted on today that
I'm told will pass, would impose a curfew on scooters.
They will be banned from eight p to four A.
And that makes sense to them. Yeah, we just you
won't You won't be able to We won't be able
to ride that that thing. Oh okay, can can we
still ride a bicycle?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
You used to ride a bicycle.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Can we still drive from eight p to four A
when you're imposing this curfew? Most authoritarian thing you can do?
Uh yeah, you can still drive. You still ride a motorcycle? Yeah,
you can still do that. You can walk, you can
ride a bicycle. You ride a motorcycle, just not just
not a scooter. Yeah, yeah, you just can't during during
those hours.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Why but wait, what.
Speaker 4 (15:32):
The proceedings the Court of impeachment is hereby dissolved.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
Mister Michael Barry.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Well it's not about desert wraps are all up?
Speaker 4 (15:45):
I think this was nineteen seventy six. David Bellamy had
been writing songs for other people and this was.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
His big one.
Speaker 4 (15:55):
Those blood harmonies, just pure beautiful song, stripped down, no no,
no heavy production elements, just straightforward, stripped down.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
It's it's uh, it's amazing, it really is. It's just timeless.
It's so good. You don't know.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
When I was talking to our friends at Memorialhearing dot com,
the folks that can help you with your help improve
your hearing deal with tonight's there is an FDA approved
treatment for tonightus now even well, anything related to your hearing,
they do.
Speaker 5 (16:38):
And I did not know this.
Speaker 4 (16:41):
Did you realize that when a cougar gets so old
that she needs a hearing aid, she's called in the
business a deaf leopard? True story, true story. A friend
of mine went to get his check cup yesterday. He said, yeah,
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the doctor put my finger, he put put his finger
up my butt. And I was almost said the guy's name.
I said, well, nobody's doing that anymore. You don't need
to do that, and he said, I know, but he
insists on it. How old is this doctor? Maybe just
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maybe the fact that he's engaged in a practice.
Speaker 5 (17:29):
Does he leech out your blood? Does he bleed you
out with leeches? Also?
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Yeah, And they were at lunchter and all this, uh no,
but he said, well, you know, he says, it's still no,
that's not what you do. There's a little test that
has like that, you know, the mouse rat traps with
the heavy sticky stuff.
Speaker 5 (17:52):
There's a little test.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
I forget what they call it, like I call it
a poopsmear, like a pepsmere or a poopsmere. And they
send it to you and you unpeel it and you
get a little of your pool on it, and you
peel it back up and you mail your poo in
the mail, and that's what you do. And then they
go and if they detect the slightest hint of any problem,
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then you go in for the far more invasive. But
it is ridiculous for everybody to go in and get
this done. It's one of the things that we overtest,
like glaucoma. One out of every eighty eight trillion people
in history will have glaucoma, but we test everybody for glaucoma,
and we pay for it. It's a line on and
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we pay for glaucoma testing. Well if it saves one person, Michael.
Speaker 5 (18:44):
It's the dumbest thing ever.
Speaker 4 (18:46):
We test for things we are statistically zero percent likely statistically,
because if you're rounding, the number is so low that
it might as well be zero test for things that
you are statistically zero percent likely to ever have, an
undertest for things you should have.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
Every woman should be getting her boobs checked.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Because breast cancer is so common every woman, and joke
aside because it writes itself, but not not using the
mammogram technology, but using a self exam and a doctor's
hand exam.
Speaker 5 (19:31):
That is a That is a true fact.
Speaker 4 (19:33):
I know you think I'm trying to be funny, but
that that is actually the truth.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
I knew you were going to say you would sign
up for moment. I knew you were going to say it. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
So my buddy goes in for his health exam and
they give him the They give him the little container that.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
You pee in.
Speaker 4 (19:53):
I don't know what size that is because I don't
know metrics, a leader, a leader, a peter, I don't
know a reader. It's some size. But he made the point.
He asked me, you ever notice that thing's not big enough?
And I said, is this one of those you got
a bigger No? No, no, I mean it's not a
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big enough receptacle to receive It's not a big enough container.
Not the opening, but the container to hold all the
pee and he said, you know how hard it is when.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
You're about mid pe.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
You got a good full bladder because you've been waiting
before you go in there because you want to be
able to pee.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
You've been waiting.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
And then you start unloading and that thing starts filling
up fast because it's not that big, and so it
fills up way faster than you expected it to, and
then you got to you got to stop it off.
Women don't understand this, but men can't clamp it off
like women can't. They've got they've got an internal seal
on that that just closes, you know, we don't. Our
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seal is not not as as tight. And plus there's
some You always leave some in the chamber, so when
you shut down, you still got some to dream because
the shutdown is upstream, so you still got all that
to come downstream. So you had to shut down way
early and anticipate.
Speaker 5 (21:14):
And nobody does.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
So then you shut down because it's starting to get
to the top and it's still coming out and you're
pinching and twisting and all that because you don't want
to get it all over yourself. And then you close
that thing up and you hand it to the lady.
And I said to my friend, can you imagine if
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your job was if somebody has to do it, there's nothing,
it's a dignified job.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
I'm not saying it's not.
Speaker 4 (21:47):
I'm just it's one of the things I'm glad I
don't do, is you're holding.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
People's warm pee every day. And he said, and you know,
the weirdest thing is she's in the room.
Speaker 4 (21:58):
Right like you hear you in there, just a little
paper then and then you walk out and she's like,
oh okay, and we act like this is normal.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
If you did that outside.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Of the doctor's office, which they you know, they put
a smile on, try to make you feel normal. If
you just did that out in the out in public,
handed somebody your pee, they could that's he'd be arrested.
But we're all going to act like this.
Speaker 5 (22:22):
Is very normal. You hand him your warm pea.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
So I was saying, yeah, can you imagine, like when
you get up every day, that's what you go and do.
People do the craziest things, but that's just a job
what you do. And I was talking about do you
remember the old Red Fox joke. He tells the story
that he would go in there and pee. They give
him apple juice, and they'd go in there. They give
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him apple juice to make him pee, and so one
time he silent. So he just poured the apple juice
in the container. And the lady looked at apple juice,
thinking it was his urine, and she said, mister Fox,
it's very it's it's very cloudy. I'm worried about your
you're in there may be something wrong. He said, ain't
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nothing wrong with it.
Speaker 9 (23:08):
Hand it to me. I'll drink it. And I believe
Red Fox really did that.
Speaker 5 (23:14):
I really do.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
And I'd like to take a moment to wrap this
segment up, which was not prepared with two of the
greatest things we've been blessed with, the Bellamie Brothers, the
Sanford and Son.
Speaker 5 (23:27):
Mush. I'm really not sure it gets any.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
Better in a in an organic segment than that right there,
of bookcats.
Speaker 5 (23:43):
So there is a sport I play.
Speaker 4 (23:47):
I'm not going to say the name because then I'm
be subjected to ridiculed. I just don't feel like it today, Ramon.
I don't deserve that. And there is a person who
brings music to the group, and I guess I should
be grateful that he brings music, but he brings the
kind of music that I would not normally listen to.
And the problem is a lot of music that you
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would otherwise not listen to and perhaps ridicule. If you
listen to it long enough, you end up liking it
or internalizing it. And that band shine Down, and that
song that has ended up being that way. There was
a Shineedown song. They did a cover of something that
I used to like. But I always kind of felt
like Shinedown was the sort of band that would not
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really be in my wheelhouse because the kind of people
that would like Shindown would be people I wouldn't respect
for their musical taste. You know, the people that go
to concerts of also bands and get really excited about them,
like My Chemical Romance or Three Doors Down or Smashing Pumpkins.
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I just don't have respect for their musical taste. Doesn't
make come bad people, It's just I get to judge people.
Everybody gets to judge everyone else. I just choose to
use my prerogative more often in other people. It makes
me feel better about myself.
Speaker 5 (25:12):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
So Nick Brown, who went on our Aspen trip last year,
writes he works in the industry, and he says, those
sterile cups they're peeing into are either ninety mili liters
or one hundred and twenty mili leaders.
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Well, how much is that? I literally don't know.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
If you tell me something is ninety mili leaders, I
don't know if that is the size of the hull
of a destroyer or if it's a shot glass. I
have no idea what not even I really I have
no frame of reference. After they pee in there, it
gets transferred to another cup which has a little liquid
in it called a cytalite cyto lte, cyto a cidalite.
(25:54):
Then it gets picked up by a medical courier and
back to the lab to be processed and eventually to
a pathologist in a microscope slide. It's considered cytology, whereas
tissue samples are pathology. Interesting scytology because it's a liquid tissue.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
Sample is pathology.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Also, I saw doctor Kara at the VA Hospital last week.
That's just a statement for you, because this falls under urology.
Nick wanted to give a thorough urology briefing. So if
he in fact saw doctor Kara, I think he felt
like he probably that would probably be included in there,
(26:42):
Brandon writes, I'm so torn on the electric scooter, Michael.
On the one hand, they dovetail seamlessly into the eternal
gripe of bicyclists on the roadway. On the other hand,
I could watch people fall off these things all day,
like a group of Puerto Ricans on the stoop of
a brown stone with forties and wife beaters. Few things
(27:03):
set my Schodenfreud into overdrive quite like this.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Pretty well said.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
I was talking about that women don't understand, or maybe
they do that, you know, when a fella unlike a woman.
There's a comedian that has a whole joke about this,
how if you're midpe and you have to stop because
you're startled or whatever. Every guy that's ever had to
do that. That's a very unpleasant I don't know, I
(27:33):
don't know what all the parts down there are, but
something involved in the urethra gets pinched off or something,
and it is unpleasant. And I feel like women talk
enough about childbirth that we should get to talk about,
you know, our little things that bother us. And that
is when you got to snap off real quick while
you're peeing. And I was talking about the fact that
(27:54):
there's always still one in the chamber, because you got
the chamber that's still full when you stop.
Speaker 5 (27:59):
It didn't have to end that out.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
And one person sent me an emails I put Michael
Jordan on the bench, but he's still dribbling.
Speaker 5 (28:08):
Oh that's pretty good, rufus. You're on Michael Berry show.
Speaker 10 (28:12):
Go ahead, Michael, you're talking about taking the piss test.
Excuse me if that's the defensive the people. So, being
in the working force for many years, we had to
do it. Every time he went to get a job.
You ought to ask, what's the funniest thing that ever
happened while taking the piss test? And back in the
seventies when I was working out at Shell for a
(28:32):
company called Brown Root, we had an old boy. We
all hired in together, and three days later they came
and got him and they told him. He says, look,
we got the Guinness Book World Records people out front
and they want to meet you. And he goes, what, Yeah,
you're the only pregnant man in the whole world. Not
only find out his life was pregnant, but he got fired.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Oh man, hey, honey, I got busted for using your urine.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Sample and uh, I lost my job. And oh, by
the way, you're pregnant. Wow, that's I gotta admit, that's
pretty good right there.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
That's uh, that's solid Billy. You're old Michael Berry. Show
go ahead.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
Yeah, I was gonna tell you your love for the
Belny Brothers. Minds like that. A couple of years ago.
As you know, they come through Texas and June, July
and August. But uh, we were at the house pastor
out by the Frio River and they were playing and
it was a good show, and it was it was
full of people, but since it's by the river, there
(29:39):
was you know, girls in baiden suits and this and
that and and stuff. And about halfway and the show, uh,
this girl walked up and flashed I forget that David,
who's the lead singer, I forget, but I forget which
brother it is. But uh, she she pulled up for
(29:59):
baiden suit and flash it and he just kind of
shut down and he said, we don't like that behavior here.
And one of his hand one of it, I don't
want to call him handlers, but one of his roadies
or something went out got her escorted her out. I mean,
they didn't run her out, but they must have had
a talking to her. But it made me pretty happy
(30:22):
that he's They're just good people. The bare Ony Brothers, Yeah, you.
Speaker 5 (30:28):
Know, they.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
They were built for longevity. They're like one of those
Big ten schools. You know, you don't want them to
fall down by four touchdowns because they can't make it
up fast.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
They are slow and steady. They have last Nobody will
ever listen them in the top this.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
They're never going to top this and be the hottest
this or the biggest turned. They're just slow and steady
and consistent and wonderful. And the older I get, the
more I appreciate such things. You think of how many
how often someone is a flash in the pan, but
they're not around years later.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
The Bellamie Brothers.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Have been doing this now for fifty years five zero. Yeah,
they definitely don't want it devolved into Mardi Gras Murder
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