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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ninety five seven the Jet Jody's ninety second news update. Now,
well heverybody, Yeah good, It's gonna be a little rainy
powered by Carter subru washed up. Beginning to work or
repair damaged overpass at Third Avenue southwest on one sixty
seven northbound that was struck by an overheight vehicle back
in September. Remember that, Well, only one northbound lane will
(00:23):
be open for traffic until the work is finished, and
it's gonna take a while, So if you're traveling one
sixty seven northbound, good luck to you. Ryan Bledin will
serve as the next next publisher of the Seattle Times.
The daily newspaper is great great great grandfather found it
in eighteen ninety six, succeeding his father Frank, who held
the chair for forty years.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Good luck, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Past presidents and politicians will gather in DC today for
former VP Dick Cheney's funeral. The administration moved to roll
back byen era protections for endangered species and their habitat
and strip safe strip safeguards for plants and animals threatened
by human development and a warming plant trivia. A expects
a record number of Americans to travel for Thanksgiving Man,
(01:04):
they say that every years, every year record they're predicting
the worst traffic days to be next Tuesday and Wednesday,
and then of course the Sunday and Monday following Thanksgiving.
Actor Kevin Spacey is claiming that he's homeless after being
shunned by Hollywood following his sex scandal. He says that
he lives in hotels and airbnbs and goes where the
work is. Friends diehards can finally watch the conclusion of
(01:27):
the short lived spin off series Joey on the Friend's
YouTube channel. I put more information on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
On TV today.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know why it was terrible.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Because Matt LeBlanc can't carry it on his own.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
No, it wasn't that. It was the fact that you
took the comic relief of every scene. It made him
the straight guy, right. He became the guy that everybody
joked about and not with. Yes, Oh, it was terrible.
Everyone needs to be an appropriate place. That's why when
Bender's not here, I also don't come to work. It's
the same thing. Everyone needs to be sitting in the
right spot. You know who's on that show though, for
(02:00):
Coolidge very young and also Matteo Yeah, played his sister
Yeah on TV today.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
The streaming premiere of The Roses is on Hulu, The
streaming premiere of After the Hunt is on Amazon with
Julia Roberts, and the premiere of the limited series High
Horse The Black Cowboy on Peacock. That's Jordan Peele's documentary
about how black cowboys have been erased from the Old West.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Should be very cool.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
In sports, Major League Baseball announced a new three year
media rights agreement with ESPN, NBC, and Netflix. What does
this mean for Mariners fans? Well, the Mariners released this
statement about the changes. Next season, Mariners games will be
available through MLB's streaming platform and traditional TV providers. Has
announced today fans have the option to watch games via
the ESPN app in the future.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, which means we'll be paying for it.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Just a little bit. Just one more package cracking. Meet
the Blackwks tonight in Chicago. Thursday Night Football iss on Amazon,
the Texans hosting the bill.
Speaker 3 (02:51):
All right, we have more heart tickets for Sunday.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Don If the person hospitalized with flu like symptoms, according
to Health Department officials, the person is the first to
be infected with in flo uenza a h five and
avian flu. Apparently he had a large flock of backyard birds.
Though okay, yeah, so you're a right bender.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Thank god.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah for now.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
As infant botulism cases climb to thirty one, state officials
say they're still finding recalled by Heart Baby formula on
some store shelves. Infants have been affected in Lewis and
Pierce Counties. If you have by Heart Baby formula in
your house, throw it in the garbage. The President signed
a bill directing the Justice Department to release all the
files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The JD
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now has thirty days to release the documents related to
the case. Past presidents and politicians will gather in DC
today for former Vice President Dick Cheney's funeral. Purdue is
releasing limited edition Holiday Chicken Nuggets, Infestive Shapespender candy Canes,
Christmas Trees, gingerbread Man, and not by That. The first
two hundred and fifty visitors to sign up will receive
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a free bag of nuggets, a holiday plate, and an
audio card for Santait Perdue dot Com slash Jack the
Halls That's where you want to be On November twenty eighth,
and I Won't remind you again. Smokey Robinson has been
hit with with two new sexual battery accusations, David Bowie
and General Feller. Connolly's fantasy musical Labyrinth, potentially the greatest
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movie of all time, is set to return to theaters
early next year. The re release in celebration of the
musical's fortieth anniversary. Labyrinth will be in theaters from January
eighth to the eleventh. And I'm already going to try
and fast track Labyrinth for our radiothon movie for twenty
twenty seven. Labyrinth on TV today. The stream Preer of
the Roses is on Hulu. After The Hunt with Julia
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Roberts is on Amazon, and High Horse the Black Cowboys
on Peacock.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
In Sports, Major League.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Baby, we are thirty five days away from Christmas. Yeah,
and Jody has landed on the gift that she wants
to give my four year old daughter Mackenzie.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I said, no, she doesn't need that, to which Jody said, well,
I'm just going to go around you and text your wife.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I didn't say I'm going to go around here.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You didn't say that, You just did it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
I did.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
So, you texted Rachel.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I was just making sure the answer was unanimous, and said,
what can I get Mackenzie a hamster for Christmas? H
did you or Rachel have a small animal like a
critter growing up?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
What'd you have?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I want to say we had we had a rat
at some point, but I mean we have We've got
a dog, we've got a cat, goats are incoming because
of the property we've gotten to the hom Isshue. Yeah,
we don't need a hamster.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, I was.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Thinking, because you know, Aunt Jody does do Christmas pretty
big for Mackenzie, and I was thinking, what does she
not have? And then I was reminded of my friends
who had critters growing up. I was never allowed to
have a critter, guinea pig, ferret, chinchilla, gerbil, hamster, you
know the fluffy amster that are super cute and you
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can buy them little cars and little balls and all
sorts of stuff.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
She doesn't need one.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
I was just curious.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Obviously I wouldn't have bought her one without checking in
with you first.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
Want to stop you right there and Rachel. It was
checking in with Rachel because in typical fashion, huh, I
get asked, I give you the answer that you don't want,
and you went around me.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
I was just making sure that you were right, because
there's a fair chance that Rachel might have been like,
oh that's a great.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Idea, Jo, So then you would have gotten the hamster,
had Rachel said yes, yes, of course, and I had
said no.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yes, absolutely, huh yeah, Because you're a little grumpy sometimes
about things, but you can be commuted, you know, like
if there was a hamster, I feel like you'd like it,
Like you'd be like, come here, Hammy, and like you
put them in your little hoodie pocket, like in your
little pouch and.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Be like, look, Hammy's in my pocket. Like I feel
like I feel like that could happen for you, you know.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
And you know, obviously I could buy a critter for
my own child, or I could have bought when he
was younger.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Do that, no, forget younger, do it now?
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Josh is not into critters, like at all. He doesn't
even like squirrels, Like he doesn't like little squirrel would
not be something you'd buy the kid. Nobody doesn't like rats, mice, squirrels, gerbils, hamsters.
Like I was pro critter, you know, I never had one.
I kind of wanted a hamster, not a guinea pig.
They make those noises.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
One for yourself. Do it now, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
An clean into it now, I'm not gonna do it.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Don't do what. Hamsters only live like two years. That's
a terrible pet for a small child.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Only two years.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well, you get another one, you know, you get a
similar looking one, Like, no, that's hammy.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
I just feel like the critter kids are. We're lucky.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
When I was little, I always wanted to be a
critter kid, So I thought I would do.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That for Mackenzie.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
Mackenzie does not need a critter.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
No, that's what Rachel said. So I'm not gonna say.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Yeah, I've heard you say. But you're also cranky this week.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Cranky this week. I'm not feeling all that hot.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Right, So you know, if you were in a better
mood and I was like, hey, can I give a
Kinzie answer for Christmas, and maybe you'll.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Be like all right, No, I know I would not
have said that. No Bender with Puget Sound Showdown our
champion Cynthia in poles Bow Hi Cynthia Hi Bender Cynthia, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Cynthia.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
So many syllables. How excited are you too?
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Damn it? In the title, She's so excited. I'm excited
heading to beautiful downtown Covington. Travis, Travis, I'm here, there
you go, Travis. Are you ready? Hello? I am ready.
Jody has the questions this morning, Heart. Tickets are on
the line for Sunday night at Climate Pledge. She'll ask
the questions. You guys buzzing with your name to answer
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the question. First person of five wins. Best of luck
to you both. Here we go.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
Some of the original players in this band were Roger Fisher,
Steve Fawsen, Michael Derozer, and Howard Leees Ben.
Speaker 3 (09:31):
I believe that's heart.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
That's heart. Y'all want to go see the show?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
An It doesn't matter anymore what celebrity's real name is.
Dana Owens, Bender, Share, Queen Latifa, damn who said I came,
I saw, I conquered.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Bender, Genghis Khan, Julius Caesar sing On.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
What's the nickname given to the stretch of land between
San Francisco and San Jose where all the tech businesses are.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Cynthia, Cynthia, Silicon Valley.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Which country provided most of the background for the Lord
of the Rings movies?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Cynthia, Crinthia, England, Travis, New Zealand.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
And everybody has one who grabs Robbie and pulls him
under the bed in the movie Poltergeist.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Travis, Cynthia. It was the clown.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I also would have accepted the creepy doll.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Well, no, it was a clown.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It was a clown. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
What was the name of Alice's pet cat in Alice
in Wonderland?
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Cynthia, Cia got in there, the chesshire.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Cat, Travis. Now you have a chance?
Speaker 3 (11:15):
No idea bender?
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I'll pay ten dollars. You know this one? Mortimer Dinah.
The pet cat was Dinah.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Evangeline Lily played Kate on what popular series.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Bender?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Lost?
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Lost? Is correct?
Speaker 3 (11:34):
Scoreboard?
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Travis and Cynthia each have one bender, now has three.
If you win an Academy Award statue, what is the
Oscar figure standing on?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Travis? Travis a globe, Cynthia a stage bender, the hopes
and dreams of everybody else in the category. I cannot
accept that a reel of film a film, all right, dude,
I have lost more points than they collectively have won.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
It's true. I think you might know this one.
Speaker 1 (12:14):
What New York City Avenue divides the east side from
the west side?
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Travis?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Travis, Cynthia.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Very good?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
What comedian used to be the voice of the Aflac.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
Duck Gilbert Godfrey?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
That is cracked? Bender has four? Travis has two, Cynthia
has one. There's no way he knows the answer to
this next one. Thanks, because he doesn't have the required
amount of culture to know this one.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Again, thank you.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Okay, ready, here we go.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Who famously owned a New York art gallery called The Factory.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
I know this one, do you? Jeff Conway?
Speaker 1 (13:05):
No, Jeff Conway's taxi? It's Andy Warhol.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Andy?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Who the US Virgin Islands are in? Which ocean? Bender
for the wind?
Speaker 3 (13:20):
The Atlantic?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
The Atlantic is.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
He did not. Jeff Conaway was amazing, Yo, you're telling
me that you're telling me that Kaniki didn't have an
art gallery.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm pretty sure he did not have art gallery.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
All was when?
Speaker 1 (13:43):
When? When you're going ninety seven the jests Jody's ninety
news update. Now, hey, part of my friends that Carter
super Rainy Low fifties today. Washedot began work last night
to repair a damaged overpass on one sixty seven northbound
right at Third Avenue Southwest. Remember this one was an
(14:04):
overheight vehicle struck it, kind of wrecked it. So now
they have to fix it. Only one northbound lane will
be open for traffic until the work is finished.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
And you know how that goes.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
A strain of bird flu never seen in humans, infected
a Grace County resident, leaving the person hospitalized with flu
like symptoms. According to Health Department officials, this is the
first person to be infected with influenza a H five
in avian flu. The President signed a bill directing the
JD to release ALTS files related to Jeffrey Epstein. The
Justice Department now has thirty days to release the documents
(14:34):
related to the case. Vice President of former Vice President
Dick Cheney's funeral has begun in Washington, d C. Trivia
A expects a record number of Americans to travel for Thanksgiving.
Man I say that every year, blah blah blah. Here's
the best time to leave, Here's the worst time to leave.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You know how it goes.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
The worst traffic days are next Tuesday and Wednesday, and
then Sunday and Monday following Thanksgiving. So basically the only
day to travel is Thanksgiving itself.
Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's the best day.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Taco Bell's Fans Style Menu is available starting today. Created
by customers, the items were selected from over forty thousand submissions.
It has three items, the California Crunch Trap, Burrito Bliss,
and the Cantina Craze.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Forty thousand entries they narrated down to three.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yes, So if you want to know what your stoned
neighbors want Taco Bell to make, it's there. Now. The
director of the holiday classic The Family Stone remember that
movie you just saw this? They're working on a sequel
following star Diane Keaton's death last month. Now, the original film,
if you remember, followed the Stone family at Christmas facing
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a terminal cancer diagnosis for the matriarch, Sybil, who was
played by Diane Keaton.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
This is one of Rachel's all time favorite movie.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
It's up there for a lot of people as far
as Christmas films. You know, and Dane Keaton did pass away,
So Diane Keaton and the movie had cancer. Now in
real life she's passed away. So the guy wants to
write another movie and do it justice. None of the
other stars of film, Sarah, Jessica Parker, Rachel McAdams, and
Dermott Marooney have signed onto the sequel yet, but they're
all totally into it. So if they could come up
(16:06):
with something great, that would be fantastic. On TV today,
the streaming premiere of The Roses on Hulu, after The
Hunt on Amazon, and High Horse The Black Cowboy on Peacock.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
That is, Jordan Peel made a documentary.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh Ya about how black cowboys existed were part of
the Old West, but are never mentioned and we're never
in any of the movies.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So this is the Black Cowboy, and I hear it's
pretty legit.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
In sports, Major League Baseball announced a new three year
media rights agreement with ESPN, NBC, and Netflix. This will
affect how you take in Mariners games next year. You
can find all the information on our Facebook page krack
and meet the Blackhawks tonight in Chicago and Thursday Night
football is on Amazon. The Texans hosting the Bills.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Bie. We've got a couple of text messages saying those
were not one win game questions. I didn't have any
problem with them.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
I think a couple were fine.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
A couple might have been a little hard, like Alice
in Wonderland's Cat Being Dinah was a little hard fine.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Text. I can't believe I never realized that Kinicki was
the actor in Taxi. Yeah, Jeff Conway, Jeff Conaway, Right, Yeah,
everything's fine. Uh talk back, Hi.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
It's Lenae and Tacoma. Uh. Oh is bender getting sick?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Feel better?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I'm not. I'm noticing a trend. And tell me what
you feel about what I'm about to say. Ben, Okay,
every time you go on a plane, yes you get sick.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I don't think it's the plane. I think it is
having a four year old who ignores you when you say, hey,
don't touch that, Hey, don't touch that, Hey get your
mouth off that, Hey, don't touch, don't put that in
your mouth, don't don't And then they do. Mackenzie touched
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everything at Disneyland.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Holding all the banisters, swing on everything, everything.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Yeah. The last place you want to put your hand
is on a railing.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
And then you know, yeah, things get transferred. And so
is she a little sick here, she's a little sick
to es.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
What about Rachel?
Speaker 3 (18:18):
Rach is fine? She had it for like an hour.
She's superwoman. So everything's fine and I now have whatever
I have. But I was more out of it yesterday
than I am today. True, I got some sleep last night.
I was a bit more clogged yesterday than I am today. Yeah,
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today I did a five hour energy. A five hour
energy This is no endorsement, but a five hour energy
when you have a cold is a godsend because it's
got like, yeah, it's got all the crap in there,
but it's also got vitamins, so it's like bang, and
I'm good to.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Go for not for five hours for you, it's like
eighteen nineteen minutes. Maybe if that to Soliday.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
A five hour energy when I'm working won't even last
a half hours. Yeah, but it gets me about up
off the mat and I'm good. I'm fun.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Do you seem better today? You definitely seem like you're
in a better mood today than yesterday. You do become
a little foul when you're not feeling well, which is
fair because when you have a cold, when's the worst
time of the day. It's first thing in the morning. Yeah,
you know, everybody else gets to like wake up, getting gear,
have a couple cups of.
Speaker 3 (19:27):
Team made like a foul yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
You're just in like a bad mood. Yeah, I can tell.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's the subtle nuances, like when I say something to
you and I'm like, hey, isn't that funny, and you
just like look at me like a shark eye.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
There were six questions that no one knew, and the
contestants each missed ten questions, which is unusual. Normally Bender
or Jody would pick up the slack, but today it
seemed more difficult. That's just because of me. I'm on
cold medicine. I think I would end to the game
a while ago.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Uh, those questions were almost like game eight or nine questions,
not game one question.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
No no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1 (20:03):
Even if they were like a little bit and I'll
I'll give you that Alice in Wonderland's cats name being
Dinah was a little random, but that's the only one.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I think. It was the level eight.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I mean day day five maybe, but eight or nine,
eight or nine.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Know, as somebody who writes those questions often and for
many years, I would say, you were incorrect.
Speaker 3 (20:23):
Sir, you're incorrect, or madam? I mean game eight is
the Aaron Levine game.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, those are hard hard question.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Game nine is the last one before you got to
do a Hall of Fame game, and then the Hall
of Fame game were hard hard questions.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Are you telling me where did they shoot? Lord of
the Rings is a level eight question. I'm sorry, sir,
you are incorrect. Or Matt spanning the glude to find
the news you didn't know you needed to know, you know,
said Daily Bender Gazette.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Now Here's Bender. The following program is rated tv M
a l V. It contains strong language, violence, and nudity.
It is intended only for me true audiences.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
Wow, strong language, violence and nudity. That's good for me
for a Thursday.
Speaker 3 (21:05):
Wow, let's go. A woman in Florida, Clearwater, Florida. All right,
let's go.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Give me that.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
Florida.
Speaker 3 (21:18):
A woman was arrested for domestic battery after allegedly punching
her boyfriend when a planned threesome fell through.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
And it was his fault?
Speaker 1 (21:29):
What did he do? Did?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
We got more details?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
The woman and her boyfriend had invited over a female
friend of the apartment for the threesome. However, investigators say
all parties decline participating participating, participating dude.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
The arrest affidavit does not explain why the planned threesome
was abandoned.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
What did he say?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
However, following the camelation, the woman arrested became angry and
repeatedly struck her boyfriend in the face while he sat
in the living room couch. The female guest, who was
invited over witnessed the other woman YEA, with a closed
fist punching the boyfriend. I'm going to it. I'm going
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just just pure assumption on my part, but I'm going
to assume that the threesome fell apart and then he
got beaten up because he made comments like damn your
friend's hot.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Or how about like finally you know, or you know,
if you if she was priming the pump, as you
would say, by drinking a lot, then literally anything he
said could have been misconstrued. You know, you have to
be ready for that kind of situation from what I understand.
You have to be open to it, and you got
to be cool. You can't be all like tightly wound
(22:52):
up and like why did you ever say that to me,
Doug or whatever?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
And why does everything happen in Clearwater?
Speaker 3 (23:00):
Well, everything happens in Florida