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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The jests Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now, hey look good, mag promise I promise you yesterday
I'm mag.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
I got an I pad on chance of late rain
in the next hour here in Seattle. This is powered
by Carter Subru. National Weather Service officially issued a winter
weather advisory to warn drivers of winter like driving conditions
over the mountains. Snow levels will rise on the passes
in the next two days, so if you're going over
the hills and through the woods and all that crap,
better be careful. The ongoing Olympic pipeline shutdown is causing
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Seattle bound flight diversions refueling stops at smaller airports. Things
are taking longer as we told you it would. Passengers
now facing glaze during the busiest holiday travel seasons as
airlines try and figure out these refueling challenges. Today is
the busiest flying day of the year. Russian and Ukraine
are close to a deal, with some minor details are outstanding.
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V Lanscape said more work needed to be done. The
talks between US and Russia delegations in Abu Dhabi are
quote going well and everyone remains optimistic. It is interesting
to note that Russia and Ukraine traded deadly attacks overnight.
Shopper's plan to spend four percent less less than last
year on Black Friday and Cyber Monday weekend due two,
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of course, higher cost of living and fears about the
economy and YadA, YadA, YadA, don't worry about it. The
CPSC has issued an alert urging e bike users to
stop using certain rad Power bikes due to fire hazards.
The agency reported thirty one fires linked to the batteries
with almost eight hundred thousand dollars in property damage. If
you have a rad Power bike, call the company and
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see if you got the bad battery.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
The galopogus tortoise named Grandma, the oldest resident of the
San Diego Zoo, has passed away. She was estimated to
be one hundred and forty one years old, attributing her
old age to smoking cigars and eating salami every day
and never, never, never marrying a man. Scarlett Johann Johansson
will star in a new Exorcist movie. It's being touted
as fresh, bold take on the franchise. Kim Kardashian's legal
(02:03):
drama All's Fair, one of the worst TV shows I've
ever seen performed well enough to earn a second season
in sports Kracking Stars tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Okay, so Jodie's back, I'm with her iPad got eyepatch.
If you missed any part of yesterday's program, we do
have a brand new Puget Sound Showdown Champion. I'm going
to replay Showdown in about ten minutes. Today is Top
five Tuesday. We're doing November twenty fifth, nineteen eighty eight.
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Oh yeah, so what were you doing this day? Nineteen
eighty eight used the talk back feature on the iHeartRadio
app and send us a message.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
I'm not going to work with Hell are you lowing
the lights? I'm trying. You're doing such a good job.
Oh there you go.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh, there we go.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
You're not gonna tell me that isn't nice? Oh that's why.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
I just want to make sure that your surgically enhanced
right eye. You're less than twenty four hours from surgery. Yeah,
and I just didn't want it to be that bright
in here.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Shout out to Evergreen in Kirkland. You ever go to
Evergreen in Kirkland. No, that's hella nice. That's a nice
ass hospital right by Totem Lake.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
If that's not the greatest endorsement ever.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I've been to the hospitals, you know, whether I'm pushing
a baby out or doing whatever. I've been all over
the place, and that is a nice hospital. So this video,
by the way, is fantastic.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Good. My monitors are brighter than your monitors because we
can't see you at all.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
You want to turn this thing on?
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yeah, but I'm all all right, I'm not as sensitive
to light as I thought, so that should be Okay,
that's soft.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Ooh, that's nice. Is that good? That's nice.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
You look like a cyborg because the reflection of the
camera light is bouncing off of the plastic that is
protecting your eye.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Good, that's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You have a plastic sea through ventilated eye patch. Yes,
that is what looks like being held to your face
by band aids.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
It's not band aids, it's medical tape. It's just not
clear medical tape.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
It's band aid color.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Right.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
And as usual, even though I have like eight hundred
dollars worth of first aid kits at my house, I
never have what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
So yesterday you had your surgery, you had your eyelid,
your droopy eyelid cut, cut, removed, lifted, moved.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Up right, and she did an extra flip because my
eyelashes have been going straight down because of this, so
she flipped them up so I might be able to
wear mesca again one day.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Wow, not anytime, say, did they remove all the eyelashes? No,
so they could do the surgery. Porked my eyelid up
a little bit. She pork that's not the medical term.
She porked your eyelid up a little.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Before we get more into the surgery. They did something
at Evergreen that I want to do here. I don't
know how we're going to figure it out, but we
got to do it here. So I was one of
the first people in. You know, they open at five
point thirty to start admitting people for surgery a surgical center.
I was six thirty, so you know, I got there
at six twenty, and at around six forty five, I
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started hearing major announcements over this loud speaker, and it
was uh and then I'm making up these names. Doctor
Grossman has arrived, Doctor Tarbin has arrived, like one after night.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So would you like me to make sure I get
some sort of alert that the garage door has opened.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Your eye has arrived, and I said to the medical
off the elevator.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
I was like, why are they making the announcement like that?
And she's like, basically, it's just to get their operating
rooms together. Sure, but I was like, that is such
a nice welcome. They get that every day. Doctor Tarban
has arrived.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So how is she? How is your eye.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Pain level one? No problem?
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Like everything went according to plan, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
So they gave me a lot of details before I
left about what I'm supposed to do now. And as
soon as I got home, I forgot everything and my
friend Renee came to pick me up. Shout out for Renee,
and all my girlfriends got together and bought me a
really nice door dash card so I didn't have to cook,
which was great.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I have a fantastic selfie of you in the uber
on the way home. Yes you do, Yes, I do, Yes,
you do. Fantastic Yeah selfie.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
There was some significant blood yesterday, like all over.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
My face and they taped the blood to your face.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Right, And I wasn't sure, you know, because I got
home and I took off the eye patch. I can
take off the eye patch, but not when I'm wearing
these glasses which I.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Need for the computer.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Yes, so I'm good to go to take off the
eye patch, but I'm not sure what blood I can
scrape at and what blood is actually an incision, So
I'm just leaving it all alone.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
How much longer do you have to wear the eye patch?
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Eight months? Nine months? Like I said, I don't remember.
It's fantastic.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hey, can we order new morning show Publo City Pictures please?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
They said, Uh, you can't suckond news update now Top
five Tuesday Underway nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
Who were you? What were you doing?
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Use the talkback feature and let us know be a
part of it. Top five Tuesday. These amazing songs will
pop up right after this, powered by Carter Subru. Governor
Ferguson has turned to a longtime colleague in top civil
rights lawyer Colleen Melody, and naming his pick to serve
on the Washington Supreme Court. Seattle already a national leader
for cannabis use, so it makes sense that we are
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near the top for CBD two. Newmarket research data is
showing that among the nation's seventy five largest metro areas,
Seattle ranked number two for the share of adults who
say they either use CBD products or plan to bender,
which one metro area in the US was higher than us.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
You might be surprised.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Portland, no Albuquerque, New Mexico. Now well what see Mississippi,
no Honolulu. Oh shit, don't forget all right.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
A federal judge yesterday dismissed the prosecutions against former FBI
director James Comy and New York ag Letitia James, ruling
the cases were invalid because the prosecutor brought the charges
interim US Attorney Lindsay Halligan had been unlawfully appointed. The
US has formally designated Venezuelan president Nicholas Maduro a member
of a foreign terrorist organization, this step giving the administration
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more power to go after him, his allies, and his assets.
The national average for regular guest today stands almost exactly
the same it was as it was a year ago.
According to a new report, fifty three percent of Americans
planned to order takeout or delivery from restaurants for Thanksgiving dinner,
and an additional five percent will be dining in person
at a restaurant on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Bender. Where you guys having Thanksgiving? My house, your house,
Rachel Cookie.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Everything, ordering a Papa John's pizza.
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, hell yeah plane, watch me eat it.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
This is this is a crazy story and take it
as you will. A Campbell's Soup company executive was caught
on tape ranting about the company's products, customers, and its staff.
Martin Bally, who no longer works for the company. He
was a vice president and the chiefs and the chief
information security officer, so he wasn't a nobody, was taped
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during a routine meeting saying of the soup, quote, it's
not healthy now that I know what the f's in it,
adding that Campbell's uses bioengineered meat. Quote, I don't want
to eat a piece of chicken that came from a
three D printer. This was during a salary review meeting
at the Multinationals Camden, New Jersey headquarters. He also called
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the soups s for efing poor people.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
Campbell said.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Bally is temporarily on leave and disputed the alleged claims
about the soups, saying it uses on real chicken from.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Long trusted USDA proved US suppliers. What a mess.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
On TV Today, the series premiere of Good Sports on
Amazon with Kevin Hart and Keenan Thompson. It's a new
weekly sports show that sounds like fun and sports. Kraken
Stars tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Are you ready?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm ready?
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Top five Tuesday. Text it into five two three oh nine.
Use the talk back feature of the iHeartRadio app. Let
us know what you were After only one win, Carlos
came along and said, no, no, it's mine and that
was it. Acting town right, Carlos, welcome back, Good.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Morning yaiscor bendo.
Speaker 4 (10:26):
Carlo Carloath, Carloath.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
Carlos is in our TV commercial with the Norwegian.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
We love Jody and that's the guy.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
How about that, Carlos, you gotta be taken on. Sean
in Sultan I Sean.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Hello, Hello any Norwegian?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
By the way, Carlos, have you seen the TV commercial.
The TV commercial is currently running.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
I have. It's awesome. How about that?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Yeah, showing Sean?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
Do you have any in the Norwegian? Dad right, We're
just going for equal time here, you know.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Dave Chappelle tickets on the line for his show December ninth,
The Climate Pledge. Jody has a question this morning, you
guys buzzing with your name when you know the answer
first person of five wins good luck.
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Which organ in the human body is responsible for pumping
the blood?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Carlos sean heart.
Speaker 4 (11:28):
Mount Everest lies on the border of Nepal and what other.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Country Carlos, Carlos, China.
Speaker 4 (11:36):
That is correct.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
I also would have accepted the Tibet Autonomous Region, which
is a part of China. Wow. What is the name
of Gargamel's cat in the children's program The Smurfs?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Arial, so close as reality? All right, let's go to
a multiple choice question. How many countries are there in
the world recognized by the United Nations as of this year?
Is it ninety seven countries, one hundred and ninety three countries,
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two hundred and fifty five countries, or four hundred and
twelve countries?
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Shawn Sewn one hundred and ninety three.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That is correct, It's very reasonable. What film was the
first foreign language film to win the Academy Award for
Best Picture?
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Sean, go ahead?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Did you get in there?
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Crouching Tiger? Hidden Dragon?
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Carlos, You want to take a shot at it?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Uh, Immigrant, I'm gonna say parasite? Did you see parasite?
I did you did? Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yes, Parasite's a great Benders on the board. If you
haven't seen parasite, you got to see parasite. Which US
state is called the Sunshine States?
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Carlos Florida scoreboard.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
The gentleman have two a piece, and Bender now has one.
What is the primary ingredient in the traditional French dish boulia.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Base sewn sewn butter?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
They definitely use butter, but that's not the primary ingredient.
That'd be disgusting, Carlos.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
It's a startmentish seafood.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Yes, I will accept that. Good job. Carlos now has
three to Sean's too.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
There's butter in.
Speaker 4 (13:31):
There to Sewan, no worry.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
The International Criminal Court is located in what European city.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Sewn Sean, London, Carlos the Netherlands.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Bender, No, you're gonna answer in the Hague. Let's stick
with yaggraphy. If you live in Tahiti, good for you.
What country are you actually a citizen of? France?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Is KRRAC.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
According to traditional Indian medicine, what is the number of
major chakras in the human body?
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Carlos?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Carlos got in there.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Seven is correct.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Scoreboards.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Carlos now has four Sean has two and Bender has
two who writes, directs, produces, and stars in movie that
movies that feature a character named Medea.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Sean Furlows, Sean Tyler Perry.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
How many holes on a standard golf course?
Speaker 1 (14:46):
Sewn Sean eighteen.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
We got our whole house brand new to the program.
That's Jody, that's Bender. Jody calls a four to four
or tie and pewteed sound showdown all full house, full house.
Next one wins?
Speaker 3 (15:06):
What TV series takes place in the fictional town of Sunnydale, California?
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Seawan Sewn for the wind weeds?
Speaker 4 (15:17):
Great guess, Carlos for the.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Wind Uh Buffy the Vampire Slayer game over n jest
Jody's ninety second news update.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Now, yeah, well, the Natal Weather Services it's gonna snow
in the mountains.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Snow level will rise.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
Maybe ten inches in the next couple of days, and
because it's going to be extremely difficult getting through, make
sure that your travel plans include checking the winter Weather
Advisory before you leave. Crews have identified the source of
the leak in the Olympic pipeline east of Everett, which
has been shut down for more than a week. That's
a good deal. By the way, did I say this
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was powered by Carter Suber?
Speaker 4 (15:57):
You did? Now, this is powered by Carter.
Speaker 3 (16:01):
When you want the news and you want any comfort,
you've gotta be in a super U.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
You should do it like that all the time. Russia
and Ukraine close to a deal with only minor details outstanding.
President Zelenski says, wait, more work needs to be done.
Stop saying we came to a deal. But the talks
between the US and Russian delegations in Abu Dhabi are
going well and everyone remains optimistic. In the meantime, Russia
and Ukraine both traded deadly attacks overnight, killing and wounding
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civilians and damaging infrastructure. Shoppers plants to spend four percent
less than last year over Black Friday and Cyber Monday
weekend due to higher cost of living in fears about
the economy. According to new report, fifty three percent of
Americans plan to order takeout or delivery from restaurants for
Thanksgiving dinner, and an additional five percent expect to dine
in person at a restaurant on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Well will you be doing for Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
I'm going on Nanda's house.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
What what I'm in charge of pies and wine as usual.
It's been years since I cooked the chicken, and I
like it. Like that put the chicken, I mean a turkey.
See See, that's why I can't be in tournament. See
and JJ does it three ways turkey three ways, not
his husband, JJ.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
You bake it? You uh, what's the thing with the grill?
You deep fry it? And then what's the other way?
Speaker 3 (17:21):
No deep fry and get out here with that trash. Okay,
we's seattle.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
We souv? The hell does that mean?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
So I'm gonna bust my ninety seconds here explaining what
suv is to you. Souv is a method where you
take the meat and you put it in a tight
plastic bag and then you dredge it in water, like
it just sits in water. It has a water bath,
so it's cooked in water, but it's not boiled.
Speaker 2 (17:49):
And like the thank you for that clip for the fire.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
And the meat that you get is extremely tender and
extremely moist. And the second one, Actress Tara Reid, has
alleged she had her drink spiked at a Chicago area bar,
which left her hospitalized. Did you happen to see this
video on TMZ. Oh my God, Poor Tara. She's staying
at a double tree by Hilton right by the airport.
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She goes downstairs for a drink, leaves her drink unattended
when she went outside to smoke a cigarette with a
YouTuber she met in the lobby, all of these details
coming together for the perfect storm.
Speaker 4 (18:22):
She says.
Speaker 3 (18:23):
When she returned, she had covered her drink with a napkin,
but she woke up in the hospital. She said somebody
drugged her. A person filmed the interaction with paramedics. The
video showed Reid screaming.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
I've been drugged. Nope, call my publicist, make sure this
makes headline news.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
You don't know who I am. I'm famous. I'm an actress.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Stop it.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I don't know why their not say that. Yes quote,
you don't know who I am. I am famous, I'm
an actress. End quote. What she should have put in
there is.
Speaker 4 (18:50):
Y'all see Sharknado.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
You'll never see no Sharknato in sports, Kracking Stars tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
The fun It's three weeks from tid Day, Jody.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
That's crazy. I hope I'm not in this eye patch still,
it'd be so annoying.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Twenty one day, Well, we'll be at the hospital in
case you know you'll eat anything.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Yeah, that'd be great.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
Twenty one days until we do our twenty third annual
One Big Give for Seattle Children's Hospital Radio thun. At
some point during this radio thum, we're going to surpass
nineteen million dollars in donations for the Uncompensated Care Fund
at the hospital. It's wild a couple of different ways
that you can help out right now until the end
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of the month, which you now have five days, make
sure you hit one of the three still Iguamas Tribe
run gas stations up in Arlington River Rock two eight
and two ten off of I five or the parking
lot of the Angel of the Winds Casino Resort. Ten
cents of every single gallon of gas sold in the
month of November is going right to Seattle Children's Hospital.
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Right They will show up at the hospital on the
sixteenth with a big, giant check setting how much money
they're donating. Again, this will be the third straight year
the still Iguama Tribes gonna show up with a big check.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
What an amazing partnership that is. So now, it would
be a great time to bring all the cars up there,
bring the boat up there, bring the tractors. If you
ever thought I would love to take a bath in gasoline,
now's the time to go up and get all the
gas you need. I'm not gonna tell your business or
my opinion on the matter. I'm just saying gas up.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
The other way you can do it. You can hit
one of the three hall locations Queen Anne Beer Hall,
there's one in Kirkland, one in Queen Anne and one
on Occidental across from the stadiums, and they will round
up your your restaurant tab.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
Yeah, that moss Bait in Kirkland looks really cool too.
Good Night outdoor seating.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
They'll round up. And they're gonna be at Radiothon with
a check between now and the sixteenth, So go do that.
And of course our Radiothon movie this year is gonna
be Little Shop of Horrors. In years past we've done
Grease two, We've done Xanadu, we did Mama Me, and
this year we're doing Little Chapahars. We're doing it at
the North Bend Theater in North Bend. The movies in January,
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but we sell all the tickets before radiothon and once
they're sold that's it. All the tickets are gone. So
if you go to give to the kids dot com
right now, you'll see the linked buy your tickets. Make
sure you get them because again they'll be sold out.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
It will sell out, and it'll be the fourth year
that people, like a week before the movie are just like,
I didn't.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Get any tickets. How can I join you?
Speaker 3 (21:26):
And then that makes me so mad because here we
are talking about almost every day saying you have to
do it because it will sell out. I just can't
stand procrastination. Don't procst I'm going to write a speech
on it in like a day or two whenever I
get around to it. Nicely done, Thank.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
You, big day for my girls. Yesterday you want to
talk about opposite ends of the spectrum. M my four
year old daughter Mackenzie was Student of the month.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Oh there she is Student of the mom.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Is that not the cutest little girl?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
Get her with her a certificate? Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
And at the same time, about an hour and a
half later, I received a phone call from my eldest daughter, Bailey,
who goes to school down in California, who sent me
a screen cap of an email that she received that says,
dear Bailey, I am pleased to inform you that you
have been approved for admission for your master's program in
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the fall.
Speaker 4 (22:22):
Let's freaking go. Didn't she just apply for that?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
She just applied ago, and she's been already accepted to
her post Wow, to her post grad slash master's class.
Speaker 3 (22:35):
Ma's gonna have a master. Come on, you ain't got
no degree. Look at her really doing the family proud?
Speaker 2 (22:45):
How about that?
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Oh my gosh, I'm so proud of her.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I am.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'm beside myself for both of them, and a very
opposite into the spectrum. She leads an incredible example for
her little sister who following in her sister's foots ups,
what's two th of the month and the whole thing.
And when I got the word and when she called me,
she was a bit choked up about it, and we
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both had reminisced that every single time, because it happened
all the time. Bailey would get some sort of award
for education or whatever, straight a's and a report or
whatever it is, one of her many awards. She would
call my dad and she'd call Papa and say, Hey,
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this is what happened. And my dad always said the
same thing. A congratulations and B. Clearly you get it
for me. It's Jody and Bender. You have never ever
done this good of a job imitating Sylvester Stallone in
your life. You look you look just like him around
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round five.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
It looks worse than it feels.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Well, that's good. Yeah, Jody had her eye surge yesterday.
Came in this morning with a clear, plastic ventilated eye
patch on her right eye.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
Which feels fine.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
But because I have to have my glasses so I
can read my computer, it's becoming an untenable situation. So
I ripped it off not slow enough, and it's.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Like, oh my god, because I was afraid You're gonna, like,
you know, rip a vein or something off your face.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
No, and I because uh, I cleaned my glasses off.
I sterilize them, and this should be fine, hopefully, because
now I'm in the I don't want it.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
To get infected face.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
But but we just sound fantastic and we're literally gonna
limp to the finish line of work.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
I don't know why that just happened to me.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
I'm going to take your glasses off for just a second,
if you can, just so you can show the camera.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
It doesn't look great. I can't look to the right
too easily. It doesn't feel awful. It just feels puffy, swollen.
It's like pain level one, totally tolerable. I've had a child,
I have fifteen ten tattoos. I know what pain feels like.
And this is fine.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
In the time that I've known you, I've never seen
anybody get the jump on you. But it looks like
somebody got the jump on you.
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Should see the other guy. This is the jump.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
I uh.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I was told that I can't lift anything heavier than
twenty pounds.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
I can't with your face, No, with my body, but
it's just your eye.
Speaker 4 (25:21):
Yeah. But if I strain at all and I could
shop my shirt.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
I don't do that.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
No, and I can't.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Let me wait wait where the st so where the stitch.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
There on the island. See that she took a chunk
out flipped it. Oh look at that? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Wow yeah wow yeah.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
And word up.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Evergreen Health Center in Kirkland's the nicest I was gonna say, hotel,
the nicest hospital I've been to in this area and.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
It was all out of patient. Yeah, and how long,
were you under an hour? And you woke up and
your doggy?
Speaker 4 (25:58):
Yeah okay and uh and Renee came to get me.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
Shout out, Renee. And I was starving because I had
to fast. Obviously not for that long because I was
there at six sturting in the morning. But you know
when someone tells you can't have breakfast, you're just like,
I'm starving. So I was very hungry. Well, I said
to Renee. I was just like, we gotta get some food.
So we stopped. We went through drive through and I
had a chicken sandwich and chicken tenders and half a
thing of waffle fries.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
I was starving.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
Was your depth for substance? All messed up?
Speaker 4 (26:23):
All messed up?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
And I was like hoarfing the food in And then
I got home and about an hour later, I was
going through my exit instructions and I was reading the
packet and the brochure, and I sent Renee a screen
cap of part of the packet that said, don't eat
any food until first try some some broth or tea,
and if that works, then have water and some soup,
(26:45):
and if that works, then have some dry crackers and
if that works, And I was like, Oh, that's hilarious
because I just had a chicken sandwich and six chicken
tenders and handling a waffle fries.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Was I not supposed to go straight to that ever? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (26:56):
Fine, I'm not the one.
Speaker 4 (26:57):
I don't have a problem I do.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Is the bruising gonna get worse?
Speaker 4 (27:01):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Much worse? Oh yeah, okay, and then it's gonna stay worse.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
So new publicity pictures set for Monday morning.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
Yeah well no, I will be able to start icing
it today to keep the bruising down. But I have
to sleep at a thirty degree incline instead of on
my face as usual.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
So I'm surprised I got and you sleep at all.
Good thing. I took ambience, so you know it'll be
an interesting couple of weeks. Good thing.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
We have Thanksgiving coming up, so I'll scare everyone at
my friend's table and not scream yell or lift anything
heavy and not sub merge and not get in my sauna.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I sound like such a jerk. I'm like, so, can
I use my het some on my fauna? I can't.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I don't tell everybody at the get together what happened.
You should just walk in.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
I'm gonna tell them that you hit me with a
hammer spanning the.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Globe to find the news you didn't know you needed
to know that Daily Vender gives set.
Speaker 1 (28:00):
Now here's bender.
Speaker 2 (28:02):
A cold medicine kicked in about twenty minutes ago about
I did a little cold medicine with one.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Of my.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Packaging energy crank drinks things in this woo.
Speaker 4 (28:14):
It's called freebasing and I'm for.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It, thank you, Jody the Gazette. It's political. Oh, we
don't do political things on this program. No, we don't
away from it because you can't win.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Very polarizing.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
However, there is a new candidate for one of the
parties in Brazil. Texas. Okay, you know, do you remember
who Vince Schlami is?
Speaker 4 (28:46):
No should I.
Speaker 2 (28:48):
It's the sham wow guy. Oh remember this guy?
Speaker 4 (28:52):
Yeah, the sham well guy.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Sham wow guy. He's uh announced that he's going to
be running for Congress in Texas. Schlam wou the sham
wow guy. He's challenging eighty four year old Representative John Carter,
who has already served twenty years and is now I
guess trying to get reelected and sham wow guy says,
(29:16):
not so fast. What's he running for congress?
Speaker 4 (29:20):
He's literally running for congress? Yeah? Is he Democrat or Republican?
Speaker 2 (29:23):
Republican Vince Schlami And it says, I am not making
this up. The sham Wow guys running for congress is
looking to wipe the floor with the Competition's that's it,
like the old arno of Schwarzenegger stuff. But he ran
for governor, Yes, the terminator, the governator. What has this
guy been doing since the sham Wow days? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (29:43):
Is that in the backstory?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
Man?
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I know it doesn't matter too much anymore, but you'd like.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
To see for the former pitch man, best known for
his role selling the sham Wou towel.
Speaker 4 (29:52):
Like, was he in city council at all?
Speaker 1 (29:54):
Or uh?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
Governor?
Speaker 2 (29:56):
He's been He's been motivated by the political infighting in
the on trees.
Speaker 4 (30:00):
He stepping in and he's just, hey, I'm I'm the
I'm the god.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Okay,