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(00:00):
Thirty years. You know whose takeI'd love on that, Doctor Amber or
buzz Aldrin, Jared Leto Yep,yep, you got it. No,
who how do you know? Uh? No, Shannon Letto No, uh
the woman from Bond in Motion.They dressed all formally. Oh yes,
(00:21):
oh yes? What was her name? Yes? Yes, Bernice from the
Joint Satellite pro Michelle. I thinkDiane's right? Oh? Was it recreate
what I just saw? You don'tknow? Yeah? Give credit words due,
I said, Michelle, Oh god, I did. Wait what does
(00:42):
she do? What does she do? She's part of that JPSS. Oh
is that where she introduced herself?And it's so funny because you actually can
hear it a couple of weeks agoon Diane's toast. Most people are paying
attention to Diane botching the nipples toast. But in the background of that,
and you had told us on airhow she introduced ourselves. In the background
(01:03):
of that clip on Instagram, youhear her say, I'm no doctor Amber.
Oh but wait, what is hername? Michelle? Is that it
because doctor Amber? Still? Maybeshe's still she's telescope month long trip to
New Zealand and Australia is she stillthere? Amber, Yes, what is
(01:23):
she doing? It was Pearl jamon tour. Uh, she's working,
she's it was pleasure. Yeah,are you serious? A month off?
Oh my god. I don't knowif she's back yet. I'm freaking out
about June fifth. We're not off. We're working, well, I know,
but we're not here. We're nothere. So I need Michelle.
Where's Michelle? But what does shedo? Oh? So now it has
(01:46):
to be a specific role. No, no, no, But is she
part of Is she part of ofMARS? I just read it to you,
Joint Polar System program? Okay,Michelle call she would, but she
was wearing her husband was I thinkhusband. It could have been a buddy
husband's and she was wearing a gown. He's she was very pretty. He's
(02:07):
Jared Stern's friend. That's right.They were in SketchUp together. That's right.
That's right, Very good, Dianeand Tyler. No, you're wrong.
In the second, he'll credit himself. I remember, guys, I
told you he went to Maryland.No, I'll credit myself. I was
the one who said Jared never wentto college. Where am I going?
(02:30):
Line one? That was Josh theno Josh never went to college. You're
also half a chest empty? Wait, so how do I get Michelle?
I know we have her contact info? You do where in your in your
purse from winning? Yes? Okay, but she says we and I I
(02:53):
had emailed her after the fact,and I said, asked Chris, and
make sure you put this in thethe list so we know we have this
into O. I told her,and I asked her. I sold that
guest list to a few advertisers,so I can just look at my scent
items. Okay, I need Michelle. I need Michelle from Bond in Motion.
(03:16):
Can I go to line one?You know the other person I need
from Bond in Motion Steve with thecrazy hat because remember he had those big
fat dog walker joints. Oh yeah, Steven, I might see him.
I'll be on campus for a newlyadded event to the Georgetown Reunion, conquering
(03:38):
the competition with Ed Cooley. Iwill say this, I did get my
spot, and I don't want tobe kicked out, but hopefully we're going
on this upcoming season's playbook and notlast year's. Hey. If you see
Stephen, though, will you getme some weed? I'm not going to
do that. But I'll say,Hi, just put it in your car.
(03:58):
It's fine. Am I going toline one? Where's Michelle? Already?
Hi? Elliot in the morning.Hey, I'm here. Hey,
how were you? You were withus? We were just talking about you.
You were with us at bond inmotion. Yep, that's right.
Hey, what is your gig?I wasn't listening just now I'm working.
Why don't you listen while you work? I can't focus. Sorry, busy
(04:21):
whistling. I I can't focus either. It's fine, Disney, Hey,
what is the What is your gig? At NASA? I am a communications
and STEM Engagement specialist with the JointPolar Satellite System and Near Earth Orbit Network.
Hey, so I was reading yesterday. I have no idea what you
do. I was reading yesterday abouttwo things. Number one was the big
(04:46):
piece of debris that fell to earthin Saskatchewan that ultimately we will be used
to help build a rank. That'sfine. Do you buy into musks claims
yesterday that we will humans will beliving in a city on Mars in the
next thirty years? Well, Ican't answer as a NASA person. Uh,
(05:13):
And I have to admit I didn'treally follow this in the news yesterday.
At all I do. Uh,I'm a public outreach person for more
of a weather satellite program whatever.I'm not asking you to Mark, I'm
not asking you yeah, okay,So just so long as I have it
on the record, I'm just answeringas me. Michelle, who was a
(05:35):
bond at motion. Yes, Yeah, I don't buy it, sorry,
because it's too you don't think we'llbe there, it's too it's too short
an amount of time where we justwon't ever get there. I don't think
we will not ever get there.I just think it's too short amount of
(05:56):
time. I mean, we're stilltrying to get driverless vehicles working here on
Earth, let alone getting us allthe way out to Mars. So I
guess it depends on how much theyinvest in making it happen, of course,
and thirty years is a long time. So, but I don't know
that i'll see it. I thinkmy kids will see it. That's that's
the next thing I was going toask you. Will our kids see it?
(06:18):
Michelle and I have kids together,Will our will our kids see they're
the same age pretty much. Yeah, I think our kids will see it.
We'll see somebody living on Mark livingthere. Yeah. Yeah, at
least in some sort of bubble podor whatever. Somebody will be there by
them. That gets me so horny. It really does, it really does.
(06:39):
I love it. I love it. Careful that's how you guys had
kids. All right, Michelle,there you go, the official voice of
NASA nod kidd All right, Michelle, my team is listening. Oh I
remember you told us all about yourteam at the at the pantry and how
much I hated then no, no, stop it. Do you guys want
(07:03):
to tour Goddard sometime? Because myteammate just did the training for that,
so I'm sure we could hook youguys up. Yeah, yeah, let's
yeah, I definitely want Are youkidding me? Of course I want to
do that. Okay, yeah,that would be great and we'll tell you
more about JPSS and NEON perfect.All right, hold on one second,
let's set that up. Can weagree that we're doing that? We can't
(07:24):
do it. I can't do iton June the fifth because I have to
fly on Spirit to Disney. Iknow I wanted to go to that,
but I can't. Yeah, Julyor August will be way better for all.
Yeah, we'll figure that out.We'll figure it out, all right.
Hold tight one second. Thank you, Michelle
Thirty years. You know whose takeI'd love on that, Doctor Amber or
buzz Aldrin, Jared Leto Yep,yep, you got it. No,
who how do you know? Uh? No, Shannon Letto No, uh
the woman from Bond in Motion.They dressed all formally. Oh yes,
(00:21):
oh yes? What was her name? Yes? Yes, Bernice from the
Joint Satellite pro Michelle. I thinkDiane's right? Oh? Was it recreate
what I just saw? You don'tknow? Yeah? Give credit words due,
I said, Michelle, Oh god, I did. Wait what does
(00:42):
she do? What does she do? She's part of that JPSS. Oh
is that where she introduced herself?And it's so funny because you actually can
hear it a couple of weeks agoon Diane's toast. Most people are paying
attention to Diane botching the nipples toast. But in the background of that,
and you had told us on airhow she introduced ourselves. In the background
(01:03):
of that clip on Instagram, youhear her say, I'm no doctor Amber.
Oh but wait, what is hername? Michelle? Is that it
because doctor Amber? Still? Maybeshe's still she's telescope month long trip to
New Zealand and Australia is she stillthere? Amber, Yes, what is
(01:23):
she doing? It was Pearl jamon tour. Uh, she's working,
she's it was pleasure. Yeah,are you serious? A month off?
Oh my god. I don't knowif she's back yet. I'm freaking out
about June fifth. We're not off. We're working, well, I know,
but we're not here. We're nothere. So I need Michelle.
Where's Michelle? But what does shedo? Oh? So now it has
(01:46):
to be a specific role. No, no, no, But is she
part of Is she part of ofMARS? I just read it to you,
Joint Polar System program? Okay,Michelle call she would, but she
was wearing her husband was I thinkhusband. It could have been a buddy
husband's and she was wearing a gown. He's she was very pretty. He's
(02:07):
Jared Stern's friend. That's right.They were in SketchUp together. That's right.
That's right, Very good, Dianeand Tyler. No, you're wrong.
In the second, he'll credit himself. I remember, guys, I
told you he went to Maryland.No, I'll credit myself. I was
the one who said Jared never wentto college. Where am I going?
(02:30):
Line one? That was Josh theno Josh never went to college. You're
also half a chest empty? Wait, so how do I get Michelle?
I know we have her contact info? You do where in your in your
purse from winning? Yes? Okay, but she says we and I I
(02:53):
had emailed her after the fact,and I said, asked Chris, and
make sure you put this in thethe list so we know we have this
into O. I told her,and I asked her. I sold that
guest list to a few advertisers,so I can just look at my scent
items. Okay, I need Michelle. I need Michelle from Bond in Motion.
(03:16):
Can I go to line one?You know the other person I need
from Bond in Motion Steve with thecrazy hat because remember he had those big
fat dog walker joints. Oh yeah, Steven, I might see him.
I'll be on campus for a newlyadded event to the Georgetown Reunion, conquering
(03:38):
the competition with Ed Cooley. Iwill say this, I did get my
spot, and I don't want tobe kicked out, but hopefully we're going
on this upcoming season's playbook and notlast year's. Hey. If you see
Stephen, though, will you getme some weed? I'm not going to
do that. But I'll say,Hi, just put it in your car.
(03:58):
It's fine. Am I going toline one? Where's Michelle? Already?
Hi? Elliot in the morning.Hey, I'm here. Hey,
how were you? You were withus? We were just talking about you.
You were with us at bond inmotion. Yep, that's right.
Hey, what is your gig?I wasn't listening just now I'm working.
Why don't you listen while you work? I can't focus. Sorry, busy
(04:21):
whistling. I I can't focus either. It's fine, Disney, Hey,
what is the What is your gig? At NASA? I am a communications
and STEM Engagement specialist with the JointPolar Satellite System and Near Earth Orbit Network.
Hey, so I was reading yesterday. I have no idea what you
do. I was reading yesterday abouttwo things. Number one was the big
(04:46):
piece of debris that fell to earthin Saskatchewan that ultimately we will be used
to help build a rank. That'sfine. Do you buy into musks claims
yesterday that we will humans will beliving in a city on Mars in the
next thirty years? Well, Ican't answer as a NASA person. Uh,
(05:13):
And I have to admit I didn'treally follow this in the news yesterday.
At all I do. Uh,I'm a public outreach person for more
of a weather satellite program whatever.I'm not asking you to Mark, I'm
not asking you yeah, okay,So just so long as I have it
on the record, I'm just answeringas me. Michelle, who was a
(05:35):
bond at motion. Yes, Yeah, I don't buy it, sorry,
because it's too you don't think we'llbe there, it's too it's too short
an amount of time where we justwon't ever get there. I don't think
we will not ever get there.I just think it's too short amount of
(05:56):
time. I mean, we're stilltrying to get driverless vehicles working here on
Earth, let alone getting us allthe way out to Mars. So I
guess it depends on how much theyinvest in making it happen, of course,
and thirty years is a long time. So, but I don't know
that i'll see it. I thinkmy kids will see it. That's that's
the next thing I was going toask you. Will our kids see it?
(06:18):
Michelle and I have kids together,Will our will our kids see they're
the same age pretty much. Yeah, I think our kids will see it.
We'll see somebody living on Mark livingthere. Yeah. Yeah, at
least in some sort of bubble podor whatever. Somebody will be there by
them. That gets me so horny. It really does, it really does.
(06:39):
I love it. I love it. Careful that's how you guys had
kids. All right, Michelle,there you go, the official voice of
NASA nod kidd All right, Michelle, my team is listening. Oh I
remember you told us all about yourteam at the at the pantry and how
much I hated then no, no, stop it. Do you guys want
(07:03):
to tour Goddard sometime? Because myteammate just did the training for that,
so I'm sure we could hook youguys up. Yeah, yeah, let's
yeah, I definitely want Are youkidding me? Of course I want to
do that. Okay, yeah,that would be great and we'll tell you
more about JPSS and NEON perfect.All right, hold on one second,
let's set that up. Can weagree that we're doing that? We can't
(07:24):
do it. I can't do iton June the fifth because I have to
fly on Spirit to Disney. Iknow I wanted to go to that,
but I can't. Yeah, Julyor August will be way better for all.
Yeah, we'll figure that out.We'll figure it out, all right.
Hold tight one second. Thank you, Michelle
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