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My friend is getting married he's twentyone, which, again that's to each
their own. That's fine. Myfriend is getting married, he's twenty one
and doesn't drink, nor would hebe interested. It's my first bachelor party,
and no one else is really agood planner, so I'm kind of
in charge. I have reservations atBonefish Grill, never been but seems fancy
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enough for a good and nice dinner, but have no clue what to do
afterwards. Youngest guy with us willbe seventeen. Youngest guy with us will
be seventeen, so needs something thatlets minors in. He's kind of a
low key guy. So if youall have any rex, let me know.
I appreciate it. I have arecommendation, just grill in the backyard.
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Dude, like blow off Bonefish altogether? Maybe you go there. What's
wrong with that? I like Bonefish, I have no problem with that.
What everything about a bachelor party theycan't do? Yeah, let's see,
uh because of the seventeen year oldWell that and the whole doesn't drink part.
No, I don't even care ifthe if, the if the guy
getting married doesn't drink, all yourfriends do, Like, that's fine,
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how about don't give me said Ibefore I even say anything. I'm not.
I'm just anticipating. You've seen alot of bachelor and bachelor party ideas
lately get listed that don't include alcohol, because, for the record, I
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have not seen those, because wetalked about this the other day. Whatever,
right, Drrod, go be curioussomething else dry sexual, the great
rub it against your gene? Samething? The no, No, you
got a seventeen year old. Youcan't go anywhere doing a strip club either.
Yeah, that sucks. So Ican't go to Paper Moon. I
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can't go. Really, I can't. I can't go anywhere. Actually,
where am I going for my bachelorparty? What was your go ahead?
I was going to say something like, so go have a nice dinner and
then go to like Top Golf orsomething because you can have it. Doesn't
that's good for the seventeen year old. You don't have to drink. But
they've got the booze for people whowant it, and it's an activity.
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What's the blank face? That's notI don't want to crap on this guy's
bachelor party. But like, mykids went to Top Golf last week and
just like hit around like it's nota bachelor party. And no disrespect,
no, just something I'm trying toappeal to everyone in the group, right
who may want alcohol. My ideashave zero booze. I have an idea,
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let's go to a bar. Ihave an idea, let's do that
seventeen year Yeah, so's right,he's the one with the big X on
his hand. Well that's even ifthey let him in. And if they
don't, sorry, I can't bringa seventeen year old to a bachelor party.
Sorry? Is top calf? Imean Diane's idea I think is actually
pretty good. Is Top Golf abig destination for Butchler and be Rette parties?
No? No, no, I'venever been invited to a bachelor party
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at Top Golf, and I've beenthe Top Golf and I've never seen a
bachelor a bachelorette party going on there. Christ and you go here and there,
you ever seen a bachelorette party?You don't see the girl with the
bird that was her theme? Okay, but it wasn't at Top Golf.
You know where. It was ata bar and you know what people were
doing, well, inditially having fun. No, what you guys went there
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was like a little But there therewas dinner, there was a putt putt
thing, then there was the sorrybecause I can't do funnels anymore. Right,
But but you were still out drinkingand having fun. Yeah, but
you didn't have to if you didn'twant to. But you know where you
weren't. You weren't at David Buster. I'm not saying I'm not staying sober
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for a party, right, However, Well, you have to people just
want there are people who might wantto, That's what I'm saying you.
Yes, the groom doesn't drink,that's just ic right, so you got
friends do I'm sure he would.He doesn't want them to like feel obligated
to not drink because of him.So give everybody the option to do what
they want to do. Well,I can't because I got to bring Junior
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with us, who's seventeen. Seventeen'sfine a top golf, I know,
but then it's but it's also abachelor party at top golf, and it's
part of it. But then therecan be like little splinters. Maybe some
of the guys end up at atitdy bar later. I wa pase use
appropriate language. God, just becausehe said distrust doesn't mean you need to
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get in the gutter with them.Disgusting. Sorry, the Gentleman's Club,
we know what it is. Yeah, a nice establishment. The shows resent
I know. But everyone's using thetea word. It's it's odd. It
stands out the tea words. It'svulgar, all right, it is.
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But that's fine that they don't wantto do no, especially not the seventeen
year old. No. But yousee it like there's split off at like
late night who want to continue on? Okay, but that's not the That
is not the bachelor party that youknow what that is. That is worst
bachelor party I've ever been to.And I don't mean to speak ill of
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the fired, but when Roach's bachelorparty was horrible and Steve natally through the
worst bachelor party of all time,and so everybody going dinner was fine and
then everything after that. We mayas well have gone to Bonefish the which
is fine. I like Bonefish dinner. It was weird because we did not
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all have dinner together, I know, I know, like people went out
together and then you all convene.No, because Natali doesn't know how to
book a table the U or makereservations or anything that's called organizing. And
then some people went out and didthis and some people. But a bachelor
party isn't. Hey here, hereare sixteen of my friends. How do
we break them up? And everybodygoes and does their own thing. That's
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not a bachelor party. Now somebodygets hammered and they can't make it the
rest of the way. That's abachelor party. But not not because like,
oh, well, thanks for theinvite. I guess Tyler and I
will just go to a t bar. If you didn't like top golf,
you were gonna hate the stuff thatI've seen in recent months. Well for
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ideas, would you like one ofthem? Sure? Escape room? Escape
that bachelor party? Escape room?Good luck? That's the challenge. What
to leave the bachelor party? Well, no, you can't get out until
you I'm just trying to imagine everybodyrolling into that escape room and Boston mall.
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Hey, where's Elliott? He juststayed down in the food court.
He said, screw this, Idon't and again I feel bad. I
feel bad that I'm crapping on it. He just said, didn't have been
so quick to attack all the sunpop golf sounds great compared to the Escape
room. Are you against yes,all sporting related events, No, Like
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you guys want to go to likelike like I don't know what day the
wedding is, go to a baseballgame, have a couple of beers,
and then and then go out afterwards. I'm fine with that. Okay.
So, because I was gonna say, another one I've seen is like a
board game night. Oh my god, how lame. I'm not saying it's
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right for me or you. I'mjust saying it is. They call it
like board or video game nights,where it's like you bring your old systems
or your old tabletop games to someone'shome. Oh you're going. It's not
like, Okay, you're going tosomebody's house. Because I was thinking,
like like David Busters, I'm surepeople do that. I'm sure they don't.
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It's better than a board game.Oh, staying home is better than
a board game. I brought combos, took up a notch. You sank
my battleship. Here's the Jimmy.Everybody, raise your apple juice. Kick
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the fun up a notch with Classicgame Nights, kick the fun up a
notchips and dips. Oh god,keep the games in tournament mode all night
and see who wins hard. I'msorry, what did you say? No
tournament mode like make the games hard? Oh? Okay, okay, yeah,
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lame. Wow. Honestly, ifwe're striking out with Escape Room and
game night, I'm sorry you.You would much rather have a board game
night. I just know, Hey, did anybody bring YAZZI? I know
two others that I was gonna suggest, and they were They were like my
option C and d are we allgonna sit around? And so does somebody
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read where am I going? Linefour? And again I'm not. I
don't want to come off like I'mcrapping on top golf. Top golf is
awesome, not for a bachelor party. I don't want to be there with
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the Mason District Little League team whois also just wrapping up their season and
had a team party. They'll separateyour little groups if you want to get
rowdy. Also, top golf isnot for golfers, so kind of works
on that level too, where youknow what else, it's not for bachelor
party people, but you don't haveto. It's not like saying we're gonna
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go play golf and it's like,oh, Jesus Christ, like, I
don't play golf, right, No, I understand. So Diana, how
did she off the bat? Sheis not even a bachelor party invite.
She got invited to my bachelor party. She went to I believe she called
it a t bar line for HiElliott the morning. Yeah, yeah,
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Hi, who's this? It's JoshMashlal, Yes, sir, what what
do you got for me? Sowe had a bachelor party for a friend
of mine. There was like adozen of us. And what we did
with like a bachelor weekend where wedidn't really get off the bars and the
strip club and all of that.We just went whitewater rafting and did like
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an outdoor weekend, you know,mini golf, camped in a bunch of
different campgrounds, had a bonfire,and you know, if you want to
drink a few beers at the bonfire, then you could. But by the
way, it was, you know, so best option yet, best option
yet, Yeah, because I couldsit around we're all in our chairs having
a campfire. I don't know ifI want to change like a bunch of
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campgrounds, but if somebody wanted tolike hang out by like a campfire and
have a couple of beers, smokea joint or something like that. Now
you're talking, that's all right.I like that. We got a little
whitewater rafting. That's finally a goodone, that one I can accept.
Thank you, sir. That's notbad. Are you taking a seventeen year
old out of town? Yeah?Or he doesn't that or maybe his mom's
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I'm assuming the seventeen year old islike a little brother of somebody, right,
I'm tied to the family. Butyeah, I mean that's up to
the kid's mommy whether he gets togo or not. I'm just saying that's
a big question mark that that youngkid. Right, Well, I mean
we were going to go strip clubbing, but we can't because of the kid.
Yeah. No, well, Imean I like that idea. Yeah,
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but Tyler's right, they are includinghim. If his mom said he
can't go away, then you runinto some problems. Great. Why can
you put your wedding off a coupleof years? I mean that's you,
you know, when you started drinkingagain. He's too young to begin with,
right, talking about that last time, yes, a little bit,
But I mean, listen, youwant to get married at twenty one?
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Get married? At twenty one,it's fine, maybe here we go.
Here's option c oh wait, doyou get to d Maybe if you have
a group of friends who are naturalpranksters, it's the ideal night to pull
together your best gags on your groom. Do something in the name of good,
clean, fun, to create momentsall in attendance, including the guest
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stuff. Honor can never forget.It's like, we're gonna go wrap his
house. No, hire a bagpiper, foul around. I don't even understand
that. What pranks like? Imheh, let's let him go to sleep.
I'll stick his hand in water.Well, it says, if it's
around the fall, you could maybedo some Halloween jump scares, haunted house.
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Ah, look at that. That'snot Tyler, that's a mime.
Is a haunted attraction? A goodthing for bachelor party. That's all ages.
I don't like them, but Ilike I'm saying at seventeen year old
would be allowed to go right,and then you could do fun hot chocolate
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and pretzels. No, that's actuallynot fun. No, it's uh,
friend's over here, haunted houses overhere, haunted house is great again.
I immediately think of like Markov's HauntedForests. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Not for a bachelor party. Notfor a bachelor party. Would Market
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say we don't want a bachelor party, They would love it. Mark Marcos
would say, bring whoever you want, Bring the kid who cares, drink
all the hot chocolate, show methe grommel, chase them around with the
chainsaw. No, they're chasing regularpeople around. Doesn't have to be that.
No, no, no, Markovswouldn't care. None of these places
would care. None of these horribleideas would care. However, are they
Isn't that special enough for you?Is that the problem? Now? Listen,
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I could argue that going like goingto some bars or going to a
strip club or whatever, isn't there'snothing special about it, but it's an
event. We're out, we're havingfun. But you don't white Water clubs,
No, I don't go regular.I'm not like that guy that's there
every week and I walk in they'relike, oh hey, what's up.
Elliott. And for so many thingswhere there was top golf, for the
escape room or the haunted house,you've been like, yeah, my kids
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could go, I'll do all thatstuff. Like you're you're defaulting to can
that be a regular weekend for them? And the answer is yes, you
want something that's a little out ofthe north, the white water rafting.
I was fine with. We gotthe young kid. We can't, mom
said, now two lifets. Bythe way, my kid asked me yesterday
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if he could go for graduation toa hotel party. I was like,
over my dead body, this isthe high school. Oh he's not the
fun dad anymore. Let him liveWine six Hi Elliott in the morning.
Hello, good morning, Hey,Yeah, who's h Good morning? This
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is Robin. Yes, Robin,what can I do for you? The
last had a great idea, butthere's one problem with that. Anybody who's
married their wife will not approve anovernight bachelor party. Yeah they will.
Why wouldn't your Why wouldn't your wife? Seriously does wait? Why wouldn't your
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wife allow you to go to anovernight bachelor party? Just the possible outcomes?
You're worried about strippers coming and spendingthe night. I got a better
idea. I went to a friend'seighteenth birthday party at Hooters, and every
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girl there gave them a lap dance. They love impromptu parties. You know
what no, no, no,that's a good call. They were at
least getting somewhere or any restaurant.No, no, that's not true.
You don't know about tilted killed bythe way Hooters. Hey, thank you,
sir. At least you're trying tryingto make it sexy. Is something
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like That's not bad? Go cartsare coming up a lot for what for
a bachelor party? Okay? Asan activity, and then I'm not opposed
to the go carts? But thenwhat what are my go cart? And
Hooters? Just tell me when you'reready for Option D? Is it like
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some Is it like Young Life orsomething like that? No, no,
you want to know. Yeah,okay, it's an advice party. What
what is that? It's worse thanthe board games? It is Option D?
Wait, so this works really well? Everybody goes around the room and
gives advice. Well, no,there's a lot of panning ahead of Take
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the biggest thing you got and putit where she pease finished the jokes,
so people don't think you're disgusted.So I threw my shoe in the toilet,
thank you. No, because weare aware of the age of this
group. He's twenty one, yes, so ahead of time before you host
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this advice party that will inevitably turnfunny when everyone adds their two cents.
Put together a big elegant book anyoneuse the word elegant for your bachelor party.
Elegant book or photo album of marriageand parenthood. Advice from everyone,
including family not in attendance beforehand,so you get some of the older figures
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in the family who have maybe beenmarried for decades, and not just your
younger brother who's seventeen that doesn't evenknow what class he's taking for senior year
of high school. And let everybodyput together advice, add even more tips
to the book during the party.Oh the funnier the advice and the stories,
the better. Here's some advice.Don't invite Elliott any more of these
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lame bachelor parties. If you decideto prep the entire book ahead of time.
Let everyone read their entries aloud oversnacks. Yeah, make of that
what you will, Oh free do'sI think we went over earlier today.
So that's an advice party. That'sd choice, d choice, dumb.
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I'm telling you this that's becoming muchmore popular. And it's not. No,
it's not it's not want to dothe traditional stuff and certainly don't want
to drink the Okay, that issuch a small part of the pot.
Everybody wants to drink. Trust me, everybody's hearing your ideas and wants to
drink Line five. I think theseideas are put on the internet by like
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InBev Hi Elliott in the morning.Hi, how's it going. I'm doing
great. What can I do foryou, sir? My brother and I
we both are really into racing andcars general and stuff. So for his
bachelor party, we went down tothe Charlotte Letter Speedway, did a NASCAR
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racing experience for him, and thenwe want to go for a birthplace.
I guess it's something else now thatgets go karting and then stay down Charles
for the weekend. And then frommy vacchelor party, uh, we went
to International Raceway and went out therecamp for the weekend, during a race,
at a party and by the way, totally fine, you know what
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I mean? Like you're everybody's gettingtogether over something that's communal that everybody likes.
You're not bringing along some seventeen yearold who needs a permission slip from
his mom. Like you're you're guysare having some beers or whatever they're doing.
Like, that's all great. Ihave no problem with that. But
did you all get together at justsomebody's house and have some snacks and just
read the advice book? No?No, because that's lane all right,
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Very good, very good? Thankyou, Yes, Tyler, my buddy,
this is from No No, No. I give you all my choices,
so you'll have to pick from those. Uh. It was from Colin.
My buddy was the last to getmarried. The of us have kids,
so we did heavy Metal Playground andHagar Sound for the day to drive
the heavy equipment dig holes, includingthe kids. I don't think he's on
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board with including the children. Nozero. I hate that. That's that
it's not worse than an advice party, but that's up there. I think
we read that Colin because I thoughthe would say I'd rather write a poem
about parenthood. No, I thinkit's weird sometimes, like sometimes I get
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uncomfortable when like the groom invites hisdad to the bachelor party. Sometimes that
makes me uncomfortable, well, dependingon how the night goes. No,
I've seen dads get lap dances andstuff, and it's weird because you grew
up knowing that's what Kristen's mom wasthat hers I'm sorry, was Kristen's mom
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watching that Wiener flyerund like? No, she was out having drinks and having
fun. That's one thing. Soit's the setting, yes, yes,
oh no, No. If itwas somebody's like dad like coming along and
like white water rafting and having beers, that's fine. But I don't need
to see dad with with with youknow who's on honor to the main stage.
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Were wearing honors legs like sunglasses.But if my dad is the best
at like the escape room, that'sa good thing. No he's not.
Well, I don't know because Iwon't see him. I got sick.
I was just in a car accident. Hi Elliot in the morning. Yeah,
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Hi, who's this day? What'sgoing on? What's going on?
Dude? Hey? Yeah? Iwas thinking, we got a party that
obviously has you know, miners init. Why don't we run an AIRBND
you want to play top golf,bring your fricking golf clubs and hit it
into the woods, like you know, run an airbnb, get some girls,
play some post oker. There's somany options you can do for a
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bachelor party with somebody underage. Okay, I mean now we're inviting some women
over. We're getting somewhere. Listen, we invited adult entertainment. I'm with
you, but it doesn't sound likethis group is going to do that.
The no, but you know what, you know what? He thank you,
sir. Do you know what nobodybrought up, like go to a
casino? Well I can't because aseventeen year old well you know what,
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let him sit over, eat out. Yeah, it just to eat something
over there. We'll catch up toyou soon. There's a Starbucks over there.
Get yourself a caffeine drink and getall wired up much like you.
Caleb is very upset with this ideathat they brought the kids, oh to
the whole digging party. This isCaleb's post on X did the brides take
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the kids on their bets? Areat parties? Thank you? Lame lam
me all caps sets from Caleb,not me, Nora Elliott. Could you
imagine though? Hey what you guysdo? Oh we went doug holes with
the kids. Wow On. So, Diane, you can pick escape room,
game night, prankster party or advicecolumn or hole digging with children honestly,
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the whole digging. Are you serious? How about can we go to
paper Moon and do some worm digging? How about that? Well those were
my choices. Why can't we dothat? Hi, Yellie of the Morning,
So column e. I had avirtual bachelor party to give the COVID.
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Oh god, my internet went out. Well, my brother set it
up right, and it was onZoom. Remember when Zoom had the forty
five minute limit and the thig justshut up? Do you guys just sit
around and everybody had a beer andeverybody talked over each other. It was
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like somebody sent me a bottle ofBookers and I blacked out my living Roomote
fantastic. So when it came toyour actual wedding, was it in person?
Yeah? So we were supposed toget married in July twenty twenty,
got postponed to October twenty twenty,trimmed down the guest list to like forty
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five in person. We were supposedto go to Chicago for my bachelor party.
We had like a whole Wrigley touras born that let's zoom
My friend is getting married he's twentyone, which, again that's to each
their own. That's fine. Myfriend is getting married, he's twenty one
and doesn't drink, nor would hebe interested. It's my first bachelor party,
and no one else is really agood planner, so I'm kind of
in charge. I have reservations atBonefish Grill, never been but seems fancy
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enough for a good and nice dinner, but have no clue what to do
afterwards. Youngest guy with us willbe seventeen. Youngest guy with us will
be seventeen, so needs something thatlets minors in. He's kind of a
low key guy. So if youall have any rex, let me know.
I appreciate it. I have arecommendation, just grill in the backyard.
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Dude, like blow off Bonefish altogether? Maybe you go there. What's
wrong with that? I like Bonefish, I have no problem with that.
What everything about a bachelor party theycan't do? Yeah, let's see,
uh because of the seventeen year oldWell that and the whole doesn't drink part.
No, I don't even care ifthe if, the if the guy
getting married doesn't drink, all yourfriends do, Like, that's fine,
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how about don't give me said Ibefore I even say anything. I'm not.
I'm just anticipating. You've seen alot of bachelor and bachelor party ideas
lately get listed that don't include alcohol, because, for the record, I
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have not seen those, because wetalked about this the other day. Whatever,
right, Drrod, go be curioussomething else dry sexual, the great
rub it against your gene? Samething? The no, No, you
got a seventeen year old. Youcan't go anywhere doing a strip club either.
Yeah, that sucks. So Ican't go to Paper Moon. I
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can't go. Really, I can't. I can't go anywhere. Actually,
where am I going for my bachelorparty? What was your go ahead?
I was going to say something like, so go have a nice dinner and
then go to like Top Golf orsomething because you can have it. Doesn't
that's good for the seventeen year old. You don't have to drink. But
they've got the booze for people whowant it, and it's an activity.
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What's the blank face? That's notI don't want to crap on this guy's
bachelor party. But like, mykids went to Top Golf last week and
just like hit around like it's nota bachelor party. And no disrespect,
no, just something I'm trying toappeal to everyone in the group, right
who may want alcohol. My ideashave zero booze. I have an idea,
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let's go to a bar. Ihave an idea, let's do that
seventeen year Yeah, so's right,he's the one with the big X on
his hand. Well that's even ifthey let him in. And if they
don't, sorry, I can't bringa seventeen year old to a bachelor party.
Sorry? Is top calf? Imean Diane's idea I think is actually
pretty good. Is Top Golf abig destination for Butchler and be Rette parties?
No? No, no, I'venever been invited to a bachelor party
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at Top Golf, and I've beenthe Top Golf and I've never seen a
bachelor a bachelorette party going on there. Christ and you go here and there,
you ever seen a bachelorette party?You don't see the girl with the
bird that was her theme? Okay, but it wasn't at Top Golf.
You know where. It was ata bar and you know what people were
doing, well, inditially having fun. No, what you guys went there
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was like a little But there therewas dinner, there was a putt putt
thing, then there was the sorrybecause I can't do funnels anymore. Right,
But but you were still out drinkingand having fun. Yeah, but
you didn't have to if you didn'twant to. But you know where you
weren't. You weren't at David Buster. I'm not saying I'm not staying sober
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for a party, right, However, Well, you have to people just
want there are people who might wantto, That's what I'm saying you.
Yes, the groom doesn't drink,that's just ic right, so you got
friends do I'm sure he would.He doesn't want them to like feel obligated
to not drink because of him.So give everybody the option to do what
they want to do. Well,I can't because I got to bring Junior
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with us, who's seventeen. Seventeen'sfine a top golf, I know,
but then it's but it's also abachelor party at top golf, and it's
part of it. But then therecan be like little splinters. Maybe some
of the guys end up at atitdy bar later. I wa pase use
appropriate language. God, just becausehe said distrust doesn't mean you need to
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get in the gutter with them.Disgusting. Sorry, the Gentleman's Club,
we know what it is. Yeah, a nice establishment. The shows resent
I know. But everyone's using thetea word. It's it's odd. It
stands out the tea words. It'svulgar, all right, it is.
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But that's fine that they don't wantto do no, especially not the seventeen
year old. No. But yousee it like there's split off at like
late night who want to continue on? Okay, but that's not the That
is not the bachelor party that youknow what that is. That is worst
bachelor party I've ever been to.And I don't mean to speak ill of
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the fired, but when Roach's bachelorparty was horrible and Steve natally through the
worst bachelor party of all time,and so everybody going dinner was fine and
then everything after that. We mayas well have gone to Bonefish the which
is fine. I like Bonefish dinner. It was weird because we did not
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all have dinner together, I know, I know, like people went out
together and then you all convene.No, because Natali doesn't know how to
book a table the U or makereservations or anything that's called organizing. And
then some people went out and didthis and some people. But a bachelor
party isn't. Hey here, hereare sixteen of my friends. How do
we break them up? And everybodygoes and does their own thing. That's
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not a bachelor party. Now somebodygets hammered and they can't make it the
rest of the way. That's abachelor party. But not not because like,
oh, well, thanks for theinvite. I guess Tyler and I
will just go to a t bar. If you didn't like top golf,
you were gonna hate the stuff thatI've seen in recent months. Well for
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ideas, would you like one ofthem? Sure? Escape room? Escape
that bachelor party? Escape room?Good luck? That's the challenge. What
to leave the bachelor party? Well, no, you can't get out until
you I'm just trying to imagine everybodyrolling into that escape room and Boston mall.
(06:46):
Hey, where's Elliott? He juststayed down in the food court.
He said, screw this, Idon't and again I feel bad. I
feel bad that I'm crapping on it. He just said, didn't have been
so quick to attack all the sunpop golf sounds great compared to the Escape
room. Are you against yes,all sporting related events, No, Like
(07:14):
you guys want to go to likelike like I don't know what day the
wedding is, go to a baseballgame, have a couple of beers,
and then and then go out afterwards. I'm fine with that. Okay.
So, because I was gonna say, another one I've seen is like a
board game night. Oh my god, how lame. I'm not saying it's
(07:35):
right for me or you. I'mjust saying it is. They call it
like board or video game nights,where it's like you bring your old systems
or your old tabletop games to someone'shome. Oh you're going. It's not
like, Okay, you're going tosomebody's house. Because I was thinking,
like like David Busters, I'm surepeople do that. I'm sure they don't.
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It's better than a board game.Oh, staying home is better than
a board game. I brought combos, took up a notch. You sank
my battleship. Here's the Jimmy.Everybody, raise your apple juice. Kick
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the fun up a notch with Classicgame Nights, kick the fun up a
notchips and dips. Oh god,keep the games in tournament mode all night
and see who wins hard. I'msorry, what did you say? No
tournament mode like make the games hard? Oh? Okay, okay, yeah,
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lame. Wow. Honestly, ifwe're striking out with Escape Room and
game night, I'm sorry you.You would much rather have a board game
night. I just know, Hey, did anybody bring YAZZI? I know
two others that I was gonna suggest, and they were They were like my
option C and d are we allgonna sit around? And so does somebody
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read where am I going? Linefour? And again I'm not. I
don't want to come off like I'mcrapping on top golf. Top golf is
awesome, not for a bachelor party. I don't want to be there with
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the Mason District Little League team whois also just wrapping up their season and
had a team party. They'll separateyour little groups if you want to get
rowdy. Also, top golf isnot for golfers, so kind of works
on that level too, where youknow what else, it's not for bachelor
party people, but you don't haveto. It's not like saying we're gonna
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go play golf and it's like,oh, Jesus Christ, like, I
don't play golf, right, No, I understand. So Diana, how
did she off the bat? Sheis not even a bachelor party invite.
She got invited to my bachelor party. She went to I believe she called
it a t bar line for HiElliott the morning. Yeah, yeah,
(10:07):
Hi, who's this? It's JoshMashlal, Yes, sir, what what
do you got for me? Sowe had a bachelor party for a friend
of mine. There was like adozen of us. And what we did
with like a bachelor weekend where wedidn't really get off the bars and the
strip club and all of that.We just went whitewater rafting and did like
(10:28):
an outdoor weekend, you know,mini golf, camped in a bunch of
different campgrounds, had a bonfire,and you know, if you want to
drink a few beers at the bonfire, then you could. But by the
way, it was, you know, so best option yet, best option
yet, Yeah, because I couldsit around we're all in our chairs having
a campfire. I don't know ifI want to change like a bunch of
(10:50):
campgrounds, but if somebody wanted tolike hang out by like a campfire and
have a couple of beers, smokea joint or something like that. Now
you're talking, that's all right.I like that. We got a little
whitewater rafting. That's finally a goodone, that one I can accept.
Thank you, sir. That's notbad. Are you taking a seventeen year
old out of town? Yeah?Or he doesn't that or maybe his mom's
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I'm assuming the seventeen year old islike a little brother of somebody, right,
I'm tied to the family. Butyeah, I mean that's up to
the kid's mommy whether he gets togo or not. I'm just saying that's
a big question mark that that youngkid. Right, Well, I mean
we were going to go strip clubbing, but we can't because of the kid.
Yeah. No, well, Imean I like that idea. Yeah,
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but Tyler's right, they are includinghim. If his mom said he
can't go away, then you runinto some problems. Great. Why can
you put your wedding off a coupleof years? I mean that's you,
you know, when you started drinkingagain. He's too young to begin with,
right, talking about that last time, yes, a little bit,
But I mean, listen, youwant to get married at twenty one?
(11:52):
Get married? At twenty one,it's fine, maybe here we go.
Here's option c oh wait, doyou get to d Maybe if you have
a group of friends who are naturalpranksters, it's the ideal night to pull
together your best gags on your groom. Do something in the name of good,
clean, fun, to create momentsall in attendance, including the guest
(12:16):
stuff. Honor can never forget.It's like, we're gonna go wrap his
house. No, hire a bagpiper, foul around. I don't even understand
that. What pranks like? Imheh, let's let him go to sleep.
I'll stick his hand in water.Well, it says, if it's
around the fall, you could maybedo some Halloween jump scares, haunted house.
(12:41):
Ah, look at that. That'snot Tyler, that's a mime.
Is a haunted attraction? A goodthing for bachelor party. That's all ages.
I don't like them, but Ilike I'm saying at seventeen year old
would be allowed to go right,and then you could do fun hot chocolate
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and pretzels. No, that's actuallynot fun. No, it's uh,
friend's over here, haunted houses overhere, haunted house is great again.
I immediately think of like Markov's HauntedForests. Yeah, yeah, it's awesome.
Not for a bachelor party. Notfor a bachelor party. Would Market
(13:24):
say we don't want a bachelor party, They would love it. Mark Marcos
would say, bring whoever you want, Bring the kid who cares, drink
all the hot chocolate, show methe grommel, chase them around with the
chainsaw. No, they're chasing regularpeople around. Doesn't have to be that.
No, no, no, Markovswouldn't care. None of these places
would care. None of these horribleideas would care. However, are they
Isn't that special enough for you?Is that the problem? Now? Listen,
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I could argue that going like goingto some bars or going to a
strip club or whatever, isn't there'snothing special about it, but it's an
event. We're out, we're havingfun. But you don't white Water clubs,
No, I don't go regular.I'm not like that guy that's there
every week and I walk in they'relike, oh hey, what's up.
Elliott. And for so many thingswhere there was top golf, for the
escape room or the haunted house,you've been like, yeah, my kids
(14:09):
could go, I'll do all thatstuff. Like you're you're defaulting to can
that be a regular weekend for them? And the answer is yes, you
want something that's a little out ofthe north, the white water rafting.
I was fine with. We gotthe young kid. We can't, mom
said, now two lifets. Bythe way, my kid asked me yesterday
(14:30):
if he could go for graduation toa hotel party. I was like,
over my dead body, this isthe high school. Oh he's not the
fun dad anymore. Let him liveWine six Hi Elliott in the morning.
Hello, good morning, Hey,Yeah, who's h Good morning? This
(14:54):
is Robin. Yes, Robin,what can I do for you? The
last had a great idea, butthere's one problem with that. Anybody who's
married their wife will not approve anovernight bachelor party. Yeah they will.
Why wouldn't your Why wouldn't your wife? Seriously does wait? Why wouldn't your
(15:15):
wife allow you to go to anovernight bachelor party? Just the possible outcomes?
You're worried about strippers coming and spendingthe night. I got a better
idea. I went to a friend'seighteenth birthday party at Hooters, and every
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girl there gave them a lap dance. They love impromptu parties. You know
what no, no, no,that's a good call. They were at
least getting somewhere or any restaurant.No, no, that's not true.
You don't know about tilted killed bythe way Hooters. Hey, thank you,
sir. At least you're trying tryingto make it sexy. Is something
(16:00):
like That's not bad? Go cartsare coming up a lot for what for
a bachelor party? Okay? Asan activity, and then I'm not opposed
to the go carts? But thenwhat what are my go cart? And
Hooters? Just tell me when you'reready for Option D? Is it like
(16:23):
some Is it like Young Life orsomething like that? No, no,
you want to know. Yeah,okay, it's an advice party. What
what is that? It's worse thanthe board games? It is Option D?
Wait, so this works really well? Everybody goes around the room and
gives advice. Well, no,there's a lot of panning ahead of Take
(16:45):
the biggest thing you got and putit where she pease finished the jokes,
so people don't think you're disgusted.So I threw my shoe in the toilet,
thank you. No, because weare aware of the age of this
group. He's twenty one, yes, so ahead of time before you host
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this advice party that will inevitably turnfunny when everyone adds their two cents.
Put together a big elegant book anyoneuse the word elegant for your bachelor party.
Elegant book or photo album of marriageand parenthood. Advice from everyone,
including family not in attendance beforehand,so you get some of the older figures
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in the family who have maybe beenmarried for decades, and not just your
younger brother who's seventeen that doesn't evenknow what class he's taking for senior year
of high school. And let everybodyput together advice, add even more tips
to the book during the party.Oh the funnier the advice and the stories,
the better. Here's some advice.Don't invite Elliott any more of these
(17:53):
lame bachelor parties. If you decideto prep the entire book ahead of time.
Let everyone read their entries aloud oversnacks. Yeah, make of that
what you will, Oh free do'sI think we went over earlier today.
So that's an advice party. That'sd choice, d choice, dumb.
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I'm telling you this that's becoming muchmore popular. And it's not. No,
it's not it's not want to dothe traditional stuff and certainly don't want
to drink the Okay, that issuch a small part of the pot.
Everybody wants to drink. Trust me, everybody's hearing your ideas and wants to
drink Line five. I think theseideas are put on the internet by like
(18:40):
InBev Hi Elliott in the morning.Hi, how's it going. I'm doing
great. What can I do foryou, sir? My brother and I
we both are really into racing andcars general and stuff. So for his
bachelor party, we went down tothe Charlotte Letter Speedway, did a NASCAR
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racing experience for him, and thenwe want to go for a birthplace.
I guess it's something else now thatgets go karting and then stay down Charles
for the weekend. And then frommy vacchelor party, uh, we went
to International Raceway and went out therecamp for the weekend, during a race,
at a party and by the way, totally fine, you know what
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I mean? Like you're everybody's gettingtogether over something that's communal that everybody likes.
You're not bringing along some seventeen yearold who needs a permission slip from
his mom. Like you're you're guysare having some beers or whatever they're doing.
Like, that's all great. Ihave no problem with that. But
did you all get together at justsomebody's house and have some snacks and just
read the advice book? No?No, because that's lane all right,
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Very good, very good? Thankyou, Yes, Tyler, my buddy,
this is from No No, No. I give you all my choices,
so you'll have to pick from those. Uh. It was from Colin.
My buddy was the last to getmarried. The of us have kids,
so we did heavy Metal Playground andHagar Sound for the day to drive
the heavy equipment dig holes, includingthe kids. I don't think he's on
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board with including the children. Nozero. I hate that. That's that
it's not worse than an advice party, but that's up there. I think
we read that Colin because I thoughthe would say I'd rather write a poem
about parenthood. No, I thinkit's weird sometimes, like sometimes I get
(20:36):
uncomfortable when like the groom invites hisdad to the bachelor party. Sometimes that
makes me uncomfortable, well, dependingon how the night goes. No,
I've seen dads get lap dances andstuff, and it's weird because you grew
up knowing that's what Kristen's mom wasthat hers I'm sorry, was Kristen's mom
(20:57):
watching that Wiener flyerund like? No, she was out having drinks and having
fun. That's one thing. Soit's the setting, yes, yes,
oh no, No. If itwas somebody's like dad like coming along and
like white water rafting and having beers, that's fine. But I don't need
to see dad with with with youknow who's on honor to the main stage.
(21:19):
Were wearing honors legs like sunglasses.But if my dad is the best
at like the escape room, that'sa good thing. No he's not.
Well, I don't know because Iwon't see him. I got sick.
I was just in a car accident. Hi Elliot in the morning. Yeah,
(21:41):
Hi, who's this day? What'sgoing on? What's going on?
Dude? Hey? Yeah? Iwas thinking, we got a party that
obviously has you know, miners init. Why don't we run an AIRBND
you want to play top golf,bring your fricking golf clubs and hit it
into the woods, like you know, run an airbnb, get some girls,
play some post oker. There's somany options you can do for a
(22:02):
bachelor party with somebody underage. Okay, I mean now we're inviting some women
over. We're getting somewhere. Listen, we invited adult entertainment. I'm with
you, but it doesn't sound likethis group is going to do that.
The no, but you know what, you know what? He thank you,
sir. Do you know what nobodybrought up, like go to a
casino? Well I can't because aseventeen year old well you know what,
(22:22):
let him sit over, eat out. Yeah, it just to eat something
over there. We'll catch up toyou soon. There's a Starbucks over there.
Get yourself a caffeine drink and getall wired up much like you.
Caleb is very upset with this ideathat they brought the kids, oh to
the whole digging party. This isCaleb's post on X did the brides take
(22:45):
the kids on their bets? Areat parties? Thank you? Lame lam
me all caps sets from Caleb,not me, Nora Elliott. Could you
imagine though? Hey what you guysdo? Oh we went doug holes with
the kids. Wow On. So, Diane, you can pick escape room,
game night, prankster party or advicecolumn or hole digging with children honestly,
(23:14):
the whole digging. Are you serious? How about can we go to
paper Moon and do some worm digging? How about that? Well those were
my choices. Why can't we dothat? Hi, Yellie of the Morning,
So column e. I had avirtual bachelor party to give the COVID.
(23:36):
Oh god, my internet went out. Well, my brother set it
up right, and it was onZoom. Remember when Zoom had the forty
five minute limit and the thig justshut up? Do you guys just sit
around and everybody had a beer andeverybody talked over each other. It was
(24:00):
like somebody sent me a bottle ofBookers and I blacked out my living Roomote
fantastic. So when it came toyour actual wedding, was it in person?
Yeah? So we were supposed toget married in July twenty twenty,
got postponed to October twenty twenty,trimmed down the guest list to like forty
(24:21):
five in person. We were supposedto go to Chicago for my bachelor party.
We had like a whole Wrigley touras born that let's zoom
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