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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got a weird email yesterday from the from the Capitals, not.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
From like Ted, you got to switch seats with tat No,
what we have to find new seats?
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Yeah, you've had those seats for how many years?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Since nineteen ninety nine?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
And they longer than longer than say Jack? Yeah, longer
than say Jack. Why do you have to switch seats
because of this is horrible because of all of the
this by the way, this is the October Surprise, the
no because of all the renovations and everything at the arena. Yeah,
apparently my seats are being affected by that.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
This happened to a lot of sakeholders a couple of
years back.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Yeah, I know, but that didn't impact me, and you
don't care.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That's why.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
So they said they look forward to working with us. Now,
it wasn't personalized, It wasn't like dear Elliott, but we're
in the we're in the zone of attack where it
says like we look forward to working with you to
find a suitable And I was like, I'm never got
what is are they moving? If they're moving the glass back,
(01:06):
then you better start moving a couple of rows back, Like,
I don't know what I'll do like that that spun
me out of control.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know what it means. Well, I do know
what it means. I'm moving, but I don't know where.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, so you didn't think this when all those fun
renderings were Why.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Would they move my rendering? Why?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Why where are they moving the penalty box? Where's the
penalty box going?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Again?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I have to imagine are they going to turn those
into like festival seats or something like that.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
All those people who emailed a couple of years back
and didn't even address there, they were angry. Some considered
canceling their season tickets because of what was happening, right you,
I get it couldn't have cared less because you cared zero.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
So I don't know, and I swear to God, Pat
better be moving. Also, like if it's like, oh, only
the first couple of seats in like I don't know where,
But you know what doesn't make sense. Like listen, I
looked at the renderings when they came out, right, yeah
and very preliminary.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's not gonna tell people where their seats are moving.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, but they said they look forward to working with
me to find a suitable replacement.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Yeah, what's suitable?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Ask Wes, Like do I Wes found out a couple
of years ago.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Right, But they can't they can't make the boxes bigger.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
Oh the penalty box.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, like they kicked West out of there to make
it bigger. So I don't know what happens. I don't
know what happens. And there was part of me that
wanted to go, well, I'm going to get to the
bottom of this right now, and so I was gonna
I was gonna start.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I was gonna start.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Email and Zach and Ted and Raoul I was ov
like anybody. I was just going to start sending emails.
But I don't know what that I don't I don't
where am I going? What could be suitable?
Speaker 4 (03:01):
Man, this message from three or four minutes ago didn't age.
Well it's okay, elliot, it's all about hockey now.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Well it is, no, I mean I'm excited. Well now
I got to take advantage of the rest of the year.
The remember earlier it was I guess maybe it was
last week when they were talking about some of the
like the new food that was going in in the.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Upper deck, and I was like, yeah, who cares?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
That made me my food Oh my god, what if
I lose club access?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Diane?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Diane, what if I lose club access? Because that's only
the first two rows. Well, I mean for the club
that I'm in the other one is in the Eddie
Hot Club, like everybody's in there.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Just last week, you like pissed away.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
All of the dining.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Oh this is opening on the four hundred level. Quote? Yeah, no,
it was something like on the four hundred levels. I
was like, yeah, who cares? There was some restaurant that
was going in.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna find it for you. And I couldn't
have cared less. I could not have cared less. That
may be now I may need it. Wow? Do they
serve complimentary lamb chops up there?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Like?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Where am I going? Diane?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
I don't know are they? So this was the preliminary email,
just to giving you a heads up, like when does
this get a little bit more free? So you get
who you calling?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Box office?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I know you're not open.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No. Nine one.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The email went to Jackie.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Because they thought she would be less knee jerk than you.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I am jerking, maybe crying.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Maybe she's asleep the line.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
This is six o'clock. Hey, it's Jackie. God, this is
urgent Jackie.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
This is like the text he sent to a group
of people, two of which we're here at four am.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
One was to Mike Jones.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
The yeah no, but that was for that was for
me tomorrow night. He'll get the text when he wakes up.
You can text at anytime. There are no rules on
time to text. You can text whenever you want. Texting
is totally fine. The but now, and I didn't even
want to get into it because now it's gonna spin
me out of control. But I don't want to. Maybe
(05:41):
if I run into Ted tonight, don't think that I'm
not having him pull out blueprints the uh oh you
know what, maybe on Saturday when I'm in Tom or
Tom Ted's club, maybe maybe that's my new seat. But
then I can't see the game.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
God, oh my god, this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Said, I know you showed me pieces from your art collection,
but I'm going to give you a piece of my mind.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Oh. I wonder if Pat knows that his seats are
being his Probably won't you know what probably happens. They
probably extend the penalty box and Pat now sits right
next to the penalty box.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Diane, I will lose my mind.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
But what is You're gonna be in the cheap seats
with Wendell Pierce? What happened to him last night?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I have no idea.
Speaker 4 (06:18):
He's in the Yankees gear, right, and I guess he
started talking to the Dodgers fans and Yankees supporters threw
trash at him and he left the game. He was like,
this is disgusting. These fans are awful.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, they're great. The uh no, they're I mean they're
in it. The that's what you want fans. That's why
they were chanting Poppy all day. Poppy sucks, Poppy wears makeup.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
But Wendell had on a Yankees jacket and he's a
Yankees fan.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So he was just talking at Dodgers fans.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And why do you talk to the enemy? Oh God,
you don't talk to the enemy. So again I said,
grow up, you grow up. You're gonna I'm not the one.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Right now sitting two feet from you in the nosebleeds.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Wait are they gonna move? John Mike? I swear the
guard up there. I swear no disress.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
I love Wes, you know that, but I swear to
God if I have the same view that Wes does.
I'm gonna, you know what, I'm gonna be like the
nineteen twenties videos where.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I have to sit there with the binoculars and tell
Wes what's going on. Oh my god, this is horrible.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
I'm getting a message from Wes. It says Karma. But
I didn't even want to get into that. I remember
when he was posting all that stuff about how upset
he was, and you were like, let's not talk about that.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I'm good where I am.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I can't hear you all the way down here.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Oh my god, this is horrible. This is horrible. Oh
my god, this will be like like.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
Don't get your patties in a wad.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
And I don't mean this, listen, I'm necessarily I love
every Caps fan I do. I love every Caps fan
that goes and supports the team. But does this mean
I have to use the same entrance Like that's horrible,
Like what about the v I that's horrible.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, entry that you have to go.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I get bad that I have to share with sweeholders.
Oh my god, why.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Do I have to go in with with with with
gen pop. This is horrible, Diane, Before I even rented
an apartment. I got seasoned tickets nineteen hundred and ninety nine.
I know I'm not the guy from nineteen seventy four
where Ovi's delivering my tickets. Ovie probably doesn't even deliver
tickets to where I'm sitting anymore.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Oh my god, it's more I'm a blur.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
How am I supposed to like with some of the
players like I do, have like a like a pregame,
not like I'm not outstretching with them, But.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh you're not. No, I like to be here in
a minute. He's just stretching.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Why but since since since OVI came into the league,
before games like he does, he has like his whole routine.
But one of that is he'll skate by and I
get like a nice little wave or like a wink
or something like that. Oh my god, I hope, I
swear to god, I hope Ted's thought this through. What
if moving me Jack's with Ovi's routine. I bet they
didn't think of that. What if it messes what if
(08:57):
it messes with Ovi's routine? Oh I'm sorry, what if
it messes with John Carlson's routine? Oh, all of a sudden,
now we have a problem, like guys that'll come by.
I get a little stick tap against the boards. What
if it meant I mean, oh, she used to doing here,
not there? But the.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I hope they thought this through. I hope they thought this.
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Through from its mercy killer. The fact he didn't care
until it was about him is so on brand.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
That's not a good thing.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
No, I'm on brand. I am on BRAINDS. Yeah, that's
that's what Ovie's saying. He's like, my routine sucks, sucks.
He said, suck it, suck it up. But I can't
not from all the way up here, I can't watch.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
I will go like my head is going to be
up against the top of the arena.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
I'm literally gonna be in the last row. This is her.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I can't think of anything in since nineteen ninety nine
that has been this bad that's happened.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
I honestly can't. This may be the worst. But I
don't want to. But I don't want to. I don't
want to. I don't want to put the card ahead
of the horse.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Because they did say they're going to look for a
suitable a suitable resolution.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
And was there any description of the window of time?
Is this for the time being or as that's a
great question. Affects your tickets moving forward forever? That's a
great question, Like do like are they those season ticket holders?
Are they moving for a couple of years ago they
(10:37):
lost them forever?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Yeah, I don't even remember that.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
The affect you brand, Oh, I don't know if it's
just during the renovations or if that's forever moving forward.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
That's a great question. That is a great question.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Wow, you should try to wake your wife up in there,
or do any text Mike Jones, Maybe he knows something you.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Can't because you could text at any point. Texting is
totally fine. Oh, but you know what, the only thing
that makes me feel better. I bet I learned about
it before, say Jack, Yeah, you know why, because he
now sits next to the penalty box. That'll be it
that that that'll be that. That'll kill me. That will
kill me if that's what happens. Oh and watch Linda
(11:19):
Carter will show up for one game. She probably gets
my seats.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
Seats and there's keenan.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, but you know what, Oh, you know what, I
wonder if they end up putting me like where I'm
maybe I have standing room only seats, but I stand
between Carberry and Kirk Mueller, like maybe I'm on the bench.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
I don't think so, but I will say this, This
explains you seemed pretty calm about the Yankees losing, and
it is now because of the Capitol's email last night.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah, this is the issue. Yeah, get.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
During the game, not about what went down on the field,
but because of what's happening in the arena.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
Oh my god, Oh yeah no, this Trump the Yankee loss.
I'm moving.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Diana wants to know if you'll need oxygen in those
new seats.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oxygen and a sherpa to help me get up to
where the seats are.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Awesome.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Now I have to pay for hot dogs? What about popcorn?
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
I think Josh has a plan for that.