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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The woman who did the movie. What is her name?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What like Thervie?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
No, the director or the writer, whatever it is. I
think it's the writer the movie. The movie's getting a
ton of press.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Director's name is Selene Song.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's it. She is getting a ton of press. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I've never heard of Selene Strong. I don't know what
she's what else she's done, But this movie is getting
a ton of press.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It says that her directorial film debut, Passed Lives in
twenty twenty three, was nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh was it really? And that was her first movie?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is this her first movie? Since that? Is that why
it's getting so much, so much hype and so much buzz.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It looks like it is her first movie since.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
There you Go, So that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But in the movie, there is that scene that we
that we that we came across where Dakota Johnson is, Oh,
you know what I've learned about Dakota Johnson. So the
other the other thing that got written up is that
there's a there's a whole new slate of celebrities that
are smoking, that are making smoking cool again.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh does she smoke?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Dakotas she These are like cigarettes, not vape, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like actual cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So I went to this Instagram page that's all celebrities smoking.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who else smokes a ton of cigarettes?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And these are current pictures? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You know, you know I was shocked. You know who
else smokes a ton of cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Why do you think of them as being a better
decision maker?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well I don't. I'm not. I'm not here to judge
somebody's decisions.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But then, why were you shocked at this person smokes?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They just don't seem like the kind of person that smokes.
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So a healthier person.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's a woman, a young woman.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh what because for some reason I was thinking Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, but you know what she's on the website?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah? Nicole Kidman smokes?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Who was the one you saw?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sabrina Carpenter?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh she does?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah? I mean, doesn't that seem surprising?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I agree, Yeah, she loves cigarettes. I do expect her
to be in a position that makes her look like
a dog. I'm not up in arms about that. That's Sabrina.
We've made those songs popular. Yeah, big smoker anyway, anyway.
So in the movie, what's the name of the movie,
The Materialist?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, not the it's just Materialist.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, whatever, what movie you're gonna go see? Oh, the Materials.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We came across that scene where it's beer and coke mix, right,
sometimes called a cola heysin Hessen, weison, weison orizon, but
and then sometimes called diesel.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And then somebody said, sometimes just called coke beer.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Right, Well, that's the and that's the funny thing in
the movie. Well, never, I don't want to give it away.
I don't want to give it away. Someone else called
in the other day and said, it's also called a
dirty beer.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't like calling it that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, careful with that growler. So this is take the
Plunge Heffeaizen from loan Oh Farm.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So good.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
One dollar from every pore goes directly to special Olympics
in Maryland. There you go, kids, and we got a growler.
Oh Elliott, why do they look so tippy? What do
you need the cups?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yes, no, I'm just going to pour it. Yeah, we
hold the cup. No, I don't care about the board.
I don't want to get my papers.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Wet oh wait wait, wit hold on actually do we
know did the beer going first? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Because he because Chris Evans sets down the pint and
then a bottle of coke after.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh my god, what's you look?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Very I don't want to spill on my papers.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You look like you haven't poured a beer before. Oh
and by the way, you got to tilt it totally.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm not holding it, I'm just pouring it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay. We also don't need to do that. You went
over half there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, but the head's gonna go down careful, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Why you tilted.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
These are the slipperiest cups beer on the board in
three two one.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Not on my papers. Please don't still on my papers?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Were you going to use the rest of these cups
to write out?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Go senior at the cemetery? All right you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But tilted? There we go? How about tilt up? How
about tilt up?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I can't see it there you.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're new here at the all right?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Please?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, what is wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You can't have the cup laying down the own?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Here we go, Here we go, Please get the damn
there we go the bottom.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I can't see it til I do not like all
this liquid around.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
My okay, last one.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Elliott, there we go, tilt up, tilt.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Up, taking the plunge, tilt up, thank you, perfect god.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That smells good.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Now do we want to let that settle a little
bit before.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We probably that first one? You should or I could
stick my oily nose in it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You're gonna take the growler from me?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Please, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Thank you, Loan Oak.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Did they give us that? I hope?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So all right, this one's.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Good to go.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, okay. Do you want a regular coke or Mexican coke?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They look the same, they both said, the Coca cola.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah, I know, but one guy Mexican supposed to be better.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh he does knights at the boss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's Refresco. It's actually the drive phone.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm sorry, all right, I don't care. Just give me,
give me something, bro.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Bro bro.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why are we using slang it says yeah, do.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
You want to use the one that says partner or cissists.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's like, I'm just my pants.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, you can hold on before you just pour the
coc and realize that too.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I know That's why I'm tilting.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
All right, all right? Do we have to stir these
or just let them do their thing in the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
It does not show me. That's a good question. I
need another coke here regular or this one?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I need another.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Weren't we going to try some with Mexican?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, here we go?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah? Do you? Christien's right? You obviously don't shake it,
but do you stir it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't like the smell.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
When it's when it's mixed.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And we were told you could go with other types
of beer, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Someone somebody said, yes, okay, I'm not mixing them.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It says the ingredients will mix on their own. But
you can, sir, if you.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Want, well, let it mix on their own or I
got a pinky no, thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right, Dian?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, tastes like earwax kristen.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It does have a weird smell.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Right, yeah, I haven't smelled it yet. Is this mine
right here?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
If you want it to be sure? Smells weird.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I feel like I smell banana.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Can you smell that?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No? No, not even close.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Ambulance can He's not in today because he's out national
programming somewhere.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, are we ready?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It smells like a like a mix? Do you want
to toad these cups are full.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The yeah, no you, I mean you have to finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, chug it, they say again, you chug it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, I don't know, just drink it. I think you
just drink it. I shouldn't have I did pour too much.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I kept saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The I know, but the Diane toast.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Please keep it clean. Because Tyler's mom's in town.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, no, no, don't change no, hold on, don't change
hold on for her.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Hold on, I do every day. Ready, lift it up.
A soldier's home is on the land, a sailor's home
is on the sea. But a whiskey glass and a
stripper's ass is home.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Sweet home to me.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Endow the parade everyone.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Not bad.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's a lot of aftertaste.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, a lot of sugar. I taste more beer than anything.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I mean, I've got the poor wrong. You may and
you may have Mexican.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
My coke is cutting through. Yeah, mine's like all it
tastes like sweet.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mind tastes more like beer.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Mine tastes like coke that's been just in the cup.
I don't even taste the beer.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I do here, try to.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Barely taste the coke, trying to taste yeah, it's just
like you don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I licked all around me again. I blew in it.
Try it? Oh yours?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, yours is that's pretty better.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
By the way, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
His is sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It just starts coming out like in the bathroom on the.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Door, quiet with your mouth right in front of a microphone.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Elliot's cup is much better than mine.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's good here. Try shall we rotate? No, just try mine.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Mine's very beer heavy?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Was yours regular cocer Mexican?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I have no idea it's good though, try it? No,
try it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I did yours taste like mine.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You should.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Try that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh yeah, that's my better.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Isn't that good? No, hold on to it, hold on
to it. You know it's awesome. Now we all have
COVID right. No, it's it's not bad. Also, can you
not do that?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Do what?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like it sounds gross.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
If I don't do that, I'm doing what Kristen does.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That makes built? That makes you not.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Built anything carbonated? Like I could walk into the.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Office and let go I think too, like I just
did that over I was off Mike for it. But
I made that sound, thank you. I made that sound
as well, and I found that it's easing some of
that razor blade pain, don't you. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Can I have yours back? Wait? No, yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I don't want you just coughed all over? No, No,
mine's too much coke the okay, Diane? Can I try yours?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Heavy? Yeah, your smells way more beer.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But that's good mine. I nailed mine.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, yours is more beer.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Here, I already had it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wait, what's causing that soda? Or? Sorry? The pop like
your shirt says because you wear that?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yes, I bought that for her.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's you bought her shirt for trying?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No, this was a gift. It's called pop, not soda.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's what my shirt says. Wait this week, Dian?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That was Diane?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes, Yes, and Christen's got it like the red carpet.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, I told you I don't do well with carbonation.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't know that I've ever heard her.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Remember when she wins the lottery, she's gonna come in,
pull her pants down and fart into the middle.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I just said I would farten the mic and walk out.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You know, well that tape she said she would pull
her pants down, put her bare ass.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No, Micro, that is not me.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hold it now. Yeah, No, Danny from Jani's got me
your wheels broken again?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Got me a nice shirt, Diane, would you like to
would you like to read my shirt?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Save a tree, eat a beaver and he's got big,
huge teeth. Oh, Kristen, are you going to start doing
the alphabet now?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I don't do that. Oh no, I have too much
respect for learning.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And this medium.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What would Thomas Alva Edison say.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get out here women exactly? I can't get over Diane.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, I know that's the real show.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But again, I can't burp on commands drink.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Some more Like if somebody landed on this planet and
saw the two of you and guessed who just burped
on the mic, they'd probably picked the one who was barefoot,
not the one who's wearing shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, are you gonna rip?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I can't why it's not happening. Let's just talk because
that's how it happened last time.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You're shut in the rest of this coat.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Don't don't, Diane, don't debase yourself. This is this is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Now my chest hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You gotta get it out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Come on Kimmy
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Respect
The woman who did the movie. What is her name?
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What like Thervie?
Speaker 1 (00:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
No, the director or the writer, whatever it is. I
think it's the writer the movie. The movie's getting a
ton of press.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Director's name is Selene Song.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
That's it. She is getting a ton of press. I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I've never heard of Selene Strong. I don't know what
she's what else she's done, But this movie is getting
a ton of press.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It says that her directorial film debut, Passed Lives in
twenty twenty three, was nominated for Best Picture.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Oh was it really? And that was her first movie?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Is this her first movie? Since that? Is that why
it's getting so much, so much hype and so much buzz.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
It looks like it is her first movie since.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
There you Go, So that makes sense.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
But in the movie, there is that scene that we
that we that we came across where Dakota Johnson is, Oh,
you know what I've learned about Dakota Johnson. So the
other the other thing that got written up is that
there's a there's a whole new slate of celebrities that
are smoking, that are making smoking cool again.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
Oh does she smoke?
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Dakotas she These are like cigarettes, not vape, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Like actual cigarettes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
So I went to this Instagram page that's all celebrities smoking.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
You know who else smokes a ton of cigarettes?
Speaker 4 (01:20):
And these are current pictures? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
You know, you know I was shocked. You know who
else smokes a ton of cigarettes?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Why do you think of them as being a better
decision maker?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Well I don't. I'm not. I'm not here to judge
somebody's decisions.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
But then, why were you shocked at this person smokes?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
They just don't seem like the kind of person that smokes.
I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So a healthier person.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
It's a woman, a young woman.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Oh what because for some reason I was thinking Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
No, but you know what she's on the website?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
Is she?
Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah? Nicole Kidman smokes?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Who was the one you saw?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Sabrina Carpenter?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Oh she does?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Yeah? I mean, doesn't that seem surprising?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
I agree, Yeah, she loves cigarettes. I do expect her
to be in a position that makes her look like
a dog. I'm not up in arms about that. That's Sabrina.
We've made those songs popular. Yeah, big smoker anyway, anyway.
So in the movie, what's the name of the movie,
The Materialist?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, not the it's just Materialist.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, whatever, what movie you're gonna go see? Oh, the Materials.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
We came across that scene where it's beer and coke mix, right,
sometimes called a cola heysin Hessen, weison, weison orizon, but
and then sometimes called diesel.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
And then somebody said, sometimes just called coke beer.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Right, Well, that's the and that's the funny thing in
the movie. Well, never, I don't want to give it away.
I don't want to give it away. Someone else called
in the other day and said, it's also called a
dirty beer.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
I don't like calling it that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
No, careful with that growler. So this is take the
Plunge Heffeaizen from loan Oh Farm.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
So good.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
One dollar from every pore goes directly to special Olympics
in Maryland. There you go, kids, and we got a growler.
Oh Elliott, why do they look so tippy? What do
you need the cups?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yes, no, I'm just going to pour it. Yeah, we
hold the cup. No, I don't care about the board.
I don't want to get my papers.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Wet oh wait wait, wit hold on actually do we
know did the beer going first? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Because he because Chris Evans sets down the pint and
then a bottle of coke after.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Oh my god, what's you look?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Very I don't want to spill on my papers.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
You look like you haven't poured a beer before. Oh
and by the way, you got to tilt it totally.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm not holding it, I'm just pouring it.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Okay. We also don't need to do that. You went
over half there.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
No, but the head's gonna go down careful, that's.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Why you tilted.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
These are the slipperiest cups beer on the board in
three two one.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Not on my papers. Please don't still on my papers?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Were you going to use the rest of these cups
to write out?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Go senior at the cemetery? All right you ready?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
No?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
But tilted? There we go? How about tilt up? How
about tilt up?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I can't see it there you.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
We're new here at the all right?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Please?
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Okay, what is wrong?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
You can't have the cup laying down the own?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
All right?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Here we go, Here we go, Please get the damn
there we go the bottom.
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I can't see it til I do not like all
this liquid around.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
My okay, last one.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Elliott, there we go, tilt up, tilt.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Up, taking the plunge, tilt up, thank you, perfect god.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That smells good.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Now do we want to let that settle a little
bit before.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We probably that first one? You should or I could
stick my oily nose in it.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
You're gonna take the growler from me?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Please, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
Thank you, Loan Oak.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Did they give us that? I hope?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
So all right, this one's.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Good to go.
Speaker 4 (05:23):
Yeah, okay. Do you want a regular coke or Mexican coke?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
They look the same, they both said, the Coca cola.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Yeah, I know, but one guy Mexican supposed to be better.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Oh he does knights at the boss.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's Refresco. It's actually the drive phone.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
I'm sorry, all right, I don't care. Just give me,
give me something, bro.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Bro bro.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why are we using slang it says yeah, do.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
You want to use the one that says partner or cissists.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It's like, I'm just my pants.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Okay, you can hold on before you just pour the
coc and realize that too.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
I know That's why I'm tilting.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
All right, all right? Do we have to stir these
or just let them do their thing in the movie.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
It does not show me. That's a good question. I
need another coke here regular or this one?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I need another.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Weren't we going to try some with Mexican?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Yeah, here we go?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah? Do you? Christien's right? You obviously don't shake it,
but do you stir it?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I don't like the smell.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
When it's when it's mixed.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
And we were told you could go with other types
of beer, but I didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Someone somebody said, yes, okay, I'm not mixing them.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It says the ingredients will mix on their own. But
you can, sir, if you.
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Want, well, let it mix on their own or I
got a pinky no, thank you?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right, Dian?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Okay, tastes like earwax kristen.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
It does have a weird smell.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Right, yeah, I haven't smelled it yet. Is this mine
right here?
Speaker 1 (07:23):
If you want it to be sure? Smells weird.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I feel like I smell banana.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Can you smell that?
Speaker 1 (07:30):
No? No, not even close.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Ambulance can He's not in today because he's out national
programming somewhere.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, are we ready?
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It smells like a like a mix? Do you want
to toad these cups are full.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
The yeah, no you, I mean you have to finish it.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, chug it, they say again, you chug it.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
No, I don't know, just drink it. I think you
just drink it. I shouldn't have I did pour too much.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I kept saying that.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
The I know, but the Diane toast.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Please keep it clean. Because Tyler's mom's in town.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
No, no, no, don't change no, hold on, don't change
hold on for her.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
Hold on, I do every day. Ready, lift it up.
A soldier's home is on the land, a sailor's home
is on the sea. But a whiskey glass and a
stripper's ass is home.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Sweet home to me.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Endow the parade everyone.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Happy birthday.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
Not bad.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
There's a lot of aftertaste.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah, a lot of sugar. I taste more beer than anything.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I mean, I've got the poor wrong. You may and
you may have Mexican.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
My coke is cutting through. Yeah, mine's like all it
tastes like sweet.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Mind tastes more like beer.
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Mine tastes like coke that's been just in the cup.
I don't even taste the beer.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I do here, try to.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
Barely taste the coke, trying to taste yeah, it's just
like you don't worry.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I licked all around me again. I blew in it.
Try it? Oh yours?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, yours is that's pretty better.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
By the way, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
His is sorry.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
It just starts coming out like in the bathroom on the.
Speaker 4 (09:30):
Door, quiet with your mouth right in front of a microphone.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Elliot's cup is much better than mine.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
It's good here. Try shall we rotate? No, just try mine.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Mine's very beer heavy?
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Was yours regular cocer Mexican?
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I have no idea it's good though, try it? No,
try it.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I did yours taste like mine.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Oh it's good.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
You should.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Try that. That's pretty good.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
Oh yeah, that's my better.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, isn't that good?
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Isn't that good? No, hold on to it, hold on
to it. You know it's awesome. Now we all have
COVID right. No, it's it's not bad. Also, can you
not do that?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Do what?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:16):
Like it sounds gross.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
If I don't do that, I'm doing what Kristen does.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Do it?
Speaker 1 (10:19):
That makes built? That makes you not.
Speaker 5 (10:22):
Built anything carbonated? Like I could walk into the.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
Office and let go I think too, like I just
did that over I was off Mike for it. But
I made that sound, thank you. I made that sound
as well, and I found that it's easing some of
that razor blade pain, don't you. Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Can I have yours back? Wait? No, yeah, I'm kidding.
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I don't want you just coughed all over? No, No,
mine's too much coke the okay, Diane? Can I try yours?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Here you go.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Heavy? Yeah, your smells way more beer.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But that's good mine. I nailed mine.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Yeah, yours is more beer.
Speaker 4 (11:09):
Here, I already had it.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Wait, what's causing that soda? Or? Sorry? The pop like
your shirt says because you wear that?
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yes, I bought that for her.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
What's you bought her shirt for trying?
Speaker 4 (11:25):
No, this was a gift. It's called pop, not soda.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's what my shirt says. Wait this week, Dian?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
That was Diane?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Yes, Yes, and Christen's got it like the red carpet.
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah, I told you I don't do well with carbonation.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I don't know that I've ever heard her.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Remember when she wins the lottery, she's gonna come in,
pull her pants down and fart into the middle.
Speaker 4 (11:51):
I just said I would farten the mic and walk out.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
You know, well that tape she said she would pull
her pants down, put her bare ass.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
No, Micro, that is not me.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Hold it now. Yeah, No, Danny from Jani's got me
your wheels broken again?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Got me a nice shirt, Diane, would you like to
would you like to read my shirt?
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Save a tree, eat a beaver and he's got big,
huge teeth. Oh, Kristen, are you going to start doing
the alphabet now?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
No?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
I don't do that. Oh no, I have too much
respect for learning.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And this medium.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
What would Thomas Alva Edison say.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Get out here women exactly? I can't get over Diane.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, I know that's the real show.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
But again, I can't burp on commands drink.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Some more Like if somebody landed on this planet and
saw the two of you and guessed who just burped
on the mic, they'd probably picked the one who was barefoot,
not the one who's wearing shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
All right, are you gonna rip?
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I can't why it's not happening. Let's just talk because
that's how it happened last time.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You're shut in the rest of this coat.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Don't don't, Diane, don't debase yourself. This is this is embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Now my chest hurts.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
You gotta get it out.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Come on Kimmy
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Respect
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