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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daniel's my boy.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Who's Daniel?
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Daniel is going to be my best friend for the
next month?
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Is this the guy he's driving you?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
Daniel drove me in, Well, he drove me yesterday and
then he drove me home, which was awesome, and then
he drove me in again today.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
And I think he's going to be my guy for
every trip. Well I don't. It's not like he's at
Beckham call.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
That's a that's a like a it's an odds schedule.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Yeah, schedule.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yeah, I don't know. I don't know when or where
he sleeps.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
So he gets me at he gets me late, he
gets me at two thirty, but he's at the house
about two twenty.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
So I like that.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Taught him a couple of I taught him a couple
of shortcuts today. He he loves to drive fast the
which is great. The uh no, but he's awesome. Like
he helped me get out of like into the car today.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh, it's full service.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
The Well what is he going to do? Stand there
and watch me try to lug.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
A Sapo pick it up? Slim?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
No, he even put.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
The scooter in the back of the I'm sorry, we
don't want to call it that the knee rover right
in the in the back of the car, and uh yeah,
And he was like, do you need help with your backpack?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
I was like, no, Daniel, I got it, my man.
And so yeah, he's my guy.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
I don't know if he's going to be here today
because it.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Is odd afternoon.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Well yeah, two o'clock to leave the station. But on
the way home yesterday Daniel did say, that's my boy, Daniel.
I can't pronounce his last name, pap papa, papa, papa,
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
He asked me if I wanted a water for the
ride home, and he was like, nah, that's okay.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
The no.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
But yesterday on the we feel like a New York
executive in the eighties.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yes, you know who. I'm Gordon Gecko.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
No, I'm sitting in the back of the car. I'm
talking to Sheen like I got everything going on. But
yesterday he said, I will say this. You know what,
Daniel is really good for my cutback on smoking.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
Oh, because you're obviously not going to smoke in his car.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I haven't asked him yet. I haven't. I haven't asked him.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Is there a sign?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah? And it would be obvious if that was a
smoking car, you would smell it.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
The no, because you don't smell it in my car.
You were in my car in Richmond. Could you tell
that I smoke in that car? No, thank you, I'll
give you that. Thank I don't know what you do.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Thank you.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
But because most most vehicles when you get in them,
like a rental car, R, no, don't smoke in this
The person before me smoked in this car.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
If you got it after me, then yes, by wait
right down to us, right down rental car real quick,
because I do need that for later.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Remember we were going to get in the car in
Cincinnati and it was pick your own and parking area
and it really we like, we are going to get
charged if we take this car.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Even I was like, whoa, that's a little but yeah,
I haven't asked Daniel about smoking yet. You can wait
the and I didn't have any on the way home yesterday.
Like breaking my ankle has been like the healthiest thing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's going to get you to quit once and for all?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Well, I thought, in a fun moment, I mentioned that
to Jackie yesterday and she goes, you know what, we
should probably have a conversation about that.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
I was like, oh Jesus, I'm getting a phone call.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Are you not doing it here either?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
The No, I have no, no, but I have so
Normally I have two on the way in. Yeah, and
then I have two here before the show starts. So
I've eliminated the two on the way in. Usually, depending
on traffic, it's two or three on the way home.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Those are all gone, so it's only two here.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Oh so you're still doing it here. Yeah, you're taking
the time to get downstairs.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
There are certain things you muster through.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I can't even get to the studio from the office.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
We'll have to go to the bathroom. Like that schedule
I have to keep.
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Can you go get my papers?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Carry my headphones?
Speaker 6 (03:50):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I carried my well yesterday I did today.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
What you could hang them right on the handlebar.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, I'm glad that you said that. Knee rover. If
you look it up. If you look up knee rover,
you'd have to cut up a T shirt and shove
it in my cask because it hurts my leg.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The mat is.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Wondering what that was. I honestly, I thought, oh, it's rubbing.
I thought it was a napkin.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
The no.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
No, it's a cut up T shirt so that it
doesn't dig into my leg on the rover. But if
you look up the knee Rover you could get accessories.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
I told you I wouldn't be surprised if you could
get like a little trade attachment for it.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
The I don't what do I need a tray for
for snacks? The well, are you're going to get a
cup holder?
Speaker 6 (04:34):
Right?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I was going to, but I didn't know that knee
Rover makes accessories for your knee scooter.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
The I bet you can get a little clip on
fan like everybody does on their strollers.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Now, Dan, I'm not getting a fan.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
The no. You know what my concern is is that
if it starts getting cold over the next six weeks,
my tutsis are gonna get chili.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
The no.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
But Aaron with dad ass was the one who was like,
oh my god, I looked up they have all all
kinds of accessories and he's like, I'm going to trick
out your ride.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
But I don't know if he was kidding or not.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
So if the cup holder, I figured I'd give till
Friday for the cup holder.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
The cup holder would be massive. The cup holder would
be great.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
For someone who likes coffee as much as you do.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yes, well, and I'm spilling trying to get out of
the house.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
People were offering up customization suggestions yesterday with your oh
like Sticker's video in which you highlighted she looks so
yeah mee scooter.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, the oh knee Rover knee Rover Knie of course
is the first name, Rover, last name.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
But they definitely wanted you to also consider yesterday's basket.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Yeah, I don't what am I going to do with
the basket honestly?
Speaker 2 (05:46):
What stuff in it?
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Like?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
What phones? Yeah, so Dian doesn't have to carry m mouse.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh jesus h, it's one step.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
I've already forgotten a piece of paper in there, and
I didn't text Diane to ask her to bring it in,
but you'll need to on the next trip back there.
The But I am thinking of out the cup holder
I think would be good. The cup holder would I
think would be great especially for for yeah, like just
just getting around.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, you can bundle and save the well thanks flow.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
The other thing that I want you see that thing
in the middle top middle, Yeah, I do I want that.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
You want the Deluxe Foe sheepskin knee pad cover.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You have no idea how bad this thing hurts, cutting
my cast into my knee.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Is that also for warming purposes like a muff the Uh?
Speaker 1 (06:32):
No, no, no, I think it's just for added pad.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Oh, it just looks like a muff.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
It looks awesome like that would look that's going to
get dirty. That is going to get really dirty.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
What is the basket accessory? What is this?
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Like a shopping bag. I don't need that.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
I think it's it's for. Where does it up to
fifteen pounds you can carry in this basket?
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Where does it attach?
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Right there? Baby? In front?
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Oh that's a front load right there. Oh I can
see that. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
That basket I'm not getting because the wire basket the well,
if it rains, the wire will go through.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh it's like detachable too, so you could take it
into the market.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, but that's the other thing I was going to ask.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
On the way home yesterday my boy Daniel, he was like,
do we need to make any stops on the way home?
Speaker 6 (07:21):
What?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well? I felt guilty.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
I mean the answer is yes, I have trial contacts
that have come in that I need to go get and.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Then where, Oh at your eye doctor?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Yeah, which is it's not like on the way we'd
have to take a couple of extra exits.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Also, you can at this point, can't you, Yes, admit
it's bifocals. You may as well be honest.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
The no, No, they're contacts. But I had to go up.
I had to go up one in my right eye.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
A lot of people in nerovers just tell them how
to get their contact. Tell them it's CVS and it's
your insulin.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
The no, but it's not a CVS.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I have to go to the doctor to get because
they ordered trials to make sure I'm fine with it.
This was before I broke my ankle, and so but
I think today maybe I'll have him run me on
a couple of errands. Listen, Gordon Gecko was running errands
back in the day.
Speaker 4 (08:15):
Have you changed out your cell phone to be a
big brick, big gray brick.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
But I feel and I don't know what his schedule
is because there was some concern that there was some miscommunication.
I thought for some reason, he just parked in front
of the station yesterday and like waited for twelve hours,
and I was like, I am not paying that.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
I'm sure he's got other jobs.
Speaker 3 (08:42):
Well he did, but what what is his sleeping He's
got it, he's got him.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Ask him.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
We're not at that point in the relationship.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
I did ask if he's got a busy day today,
and he was like, yeah, I've got this, and I've
got this and I've got this and I'm and then
I got real like selfish, and I was like, well,
you know, you've got to be here at too, and
he was like, yeah, I got you, boss. He doesn't
call me boss. The he's like, I got you, I
got you, Elliott.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
And then.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
So the so I don't know. I don't know if
I'm allowed to ask to run errands. I don't know
how that works. But I've never done this before.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
Those suspenders, that hair gel and the the what the
what is the is it a French collar?
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Wait?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
What is French cuffs?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Wait? What is that for?
Speaker 6 (09:34):
You know, the like the the shirts that had the
stark white collar on them that were very eighties.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Oh Gordon used to wear those all the time.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Absolutely, yeah, of course, of course, the.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Basically focusing on your upper half since your bottom halfs
a mess.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
But if we stop at my eye, doctor I can
also wheel myself in. Well, I could do two. I
can go right to Celebrity Deli and pick up some dinner.
But I don't have anything to carry it with, So
Daniel have to come in with me because I don't
have the basket. No, but then there's a seven eleven
and I am between now and tomorrow and this is
(10:14):
where Jackie's gonna be is No, I have one left
and I need two for here. The Yeah, so I
need him to stop for smokes. The but I don't
know if he smoked. And I also haven't asked if
I could smoke in the car, smoke in his car?
What if he smokes and he's like, oh, thank god, seeks.
(10:34):
I've been waiting on somebody to smoke with on the
way home.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Since there are other people that use him, there's no
way right.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Yeah, but you know what, Daniel makes me feel like
I'm his only guy, Like he's never like.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hey, that's a credit to him.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
I got to move it along.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
I've got I've got other geckos that I'm running around.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yes, is because you've made money.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Never sleeps NYE. Say again, You've mentioned how Daniel's my boy.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
And and and Jackie is not being your boy at
concern the what do you mean because obviously clotting is
already now at heightened right for you, but with my aspirin,
I know, and you're doing that to manage the risk, right,
But but but why is your wife really getting on
(11:25):
you about the smoking right now?
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Because she thinks that this is as long as you've
already cut out like four cigarettes a day, just cut
out the other two.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And I'm like, you don't understand what it's like to
have a best.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
Friend flet still gets one and I can't smoting smoking
does increase your risk of clotting? The not in my body,
the I'm sorry, the Internet's wrong. Daniel said, I'm good.
Daniel said, I'm Goodel he was just this guy is
(11:57):
just a jack of all trades. The no, no, no,
And I can't.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
I can't get mad at Jackie because she's doing literally
everything for me because I'm not going up and down
the steps.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So I'm like, so she's like, what are you wearing tomorrow?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
And I was like, well, I need one sock shirts
and well she brought down.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
A long sleeve shirt under that, well, she.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Brought down a T shirt that I didn't like, so
I had to send her back off.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I'm not I'm not liking that for tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
And then I took medication before the show started today,
and they do say that I'm supposed to take it
on food, but I haven't eaten, so I am feeling
a little bit nauseous and a lot loopy.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
So I've got that going for me.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
So maybe on the way in tomorrow, I have Daniel
pull me in and we get something to eat. Oh,
we'll go to the twenty one Club, which is where
Gordon Gecko used to go for all the guys lunch.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Tavern on the greens clothes seed is good. Just keep
driving around till we find something that's open.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
That's my boy, Daniel.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Daniel's gonna either love me or ditch me on the
side of two seventy one of those.
Speaker 6 (13:11):
And I did get you better not piss him off.
It's still early in your working relationship.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I did give him the option today.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
I was like, because yesterday he took a long way
and I was like, listen, I can give you a
couple of shortcuts, but you're gonna have to cut through
parking lots and up the side of the vitamin shop.
And you know what Daniel did. He cut right through
Pubic Alley. Daniel was like, I got you, SIGs.