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Does this trigger people? And maybeI just don't pay attention to it,
or maybe it's I'm not on Facebookthe and if any of you do it,
my apologies now, although there's noway Diane does it? That's what?
Uh? Maybe here, do youtake the like Christmas Eve or the
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like leading up to so you canpost it? But the posed family photo
in all matching Christmas pjs? Tellme, lindsay, did not post that?
Do you guys do that for thefirst time ever? We did it
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Thanksgiving Eve because you know our truewas already up. Wait, wait,
have you put the picture up yet? Or you just you've already taken the
photo so you're ready to go?Do you have the family matching pjs for
the first time ever? Right?So the person was like, Elliott,
does this trigger you as much asit does me? Like? People get
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in it? Yeah? People hateit? Now again, I love the
things to get pissed off about.I get pissed off about anything, Diane.
I give you a long list ofnothing that I can get pissed off
about. No, but they saidthat it really it drives people nuts.
It drives people nuts. You knowwhat The first thing I thought of is
when well, now I know whatit'll be. No, but like remember
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when you were like, you hatewhen twins dress alike? Oh my god,
there you are. Yep, it'sbeen a banner year for us.
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I gotta be honest. I don'teven know if I've ever even noticed it.
But in the in the in thething that the guy sent over,
there's families that are like it,and you look at it, you go
like, oh Jesus, now thatnow that you mentioned it, and it's
top of mind. I don't knowthat it triggers me, but I get
it. It's a little huh nooffense. Well, let it be noted
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I showed Elliott the photo on myphone. Diane did not turn her computer
monitor around, so it has notbeen posted out. I don't think it.
I don't know it will be.It'spending a week plus now. I
don't know. But they say wedidn't take it for like our holiday car.
No, no, no, butthey made his December first. No.
They make it sound like maybe they'vedone it, and it's it.
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It goes up. Is the isthe Is this the only time of year
people have matching pajamas? I don'tknow. Why don't you tell me?
See none of us happened. Idid it once. It was my gift
to the family. Today, that'sjust like we only have one inflatable it's
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snowball. That was Kristen's gift tothe family. No, no, no,
they made it sound like it MaybeI'm wrong, Christian. Will you
do me a favor? Will youfind some other people that that do the
don't what do you call that?What do you call the matching pajama?
Matching pajama pajamas, pajamas? Whatever? The They made it sound like it's
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like the big Christmas Eve. Ifeel like a lot of people will do
Can you know how some people say, oh, we get to open up
one gift on Christmas Eve, anda lot of times the one gift is
matching pajamas. Christ it has neverbeen. It just was this year.
I always get lindsay, like theflannel pants or whatever pajamas for Thanksgiving time,
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like that's like the first gift,if you will. And this year
my surprise was when when she wentupstairs to try them on or put them
on, I guess everybody put themon. I hadn't told the kids I
had done it, so I knewthey'd blew or blow the surprise. So
I quickly gathered them in the kitchen. I was like, hey, change
into these. We got to putthem on before mom. They don't like
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when I say mommy. Mom getsback downstairs and and my son's reaction was
like, wait, they match becauselame. We had never done it.
And I guess he's not he doesn'twear this style. I got him anymore.
Like he's yeah, he's underwearing Tshirts. He's just wearing or shorts
or whatever. Like it's he's notwearing like you know, matching top and
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bottom. Right. Remember remember rememberwhen all the kids made fun of you.
We've moved on from that. Here, put this on. It matches
your mother. Sorry, I can'tcall her that mom. And uh.
And then of course, like mydaughter thought the material was too like scratchy
or whatever. But we got itdone. And then we're all sitting there
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on the couch. And that wasmy mistake. And let this be a
lesson for all of you who aregoing to don't do it. Spring a
surprise like this on your family thisseason. When you're sitting it's not as
obvious. So I thought she wasgonna come down and be like, oh
my god. Now she didn't noticefor like ten minutes, but once you
got up, was she like,oh my god, I will. I
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tapped the kids on the knees andsaid, I think we have to stand.
So then we all in Unison stoodup, and then she realized the
mistake I'd made. Uh huh.But the the what do you call that,
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Madras? What is that? Yeah? Yeah, it kind of had
like thanks Giving ish colors to it. So I tried to actually not make
it because I knew. I knewthe kids were getting Christmas pajamas the next
night. Oh my god, howmany pajamas do I need? So I
actually tried to do like family Thanksgivingpajamas. Now the message and I already
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told you the message. And thisis how I was so familiar with the
old Navy line, because I hadthis in my back pocket. But that's
they say. It says treat yourselfon it with a little friendly tree,
right, a picture of Vinnie DIVINGO. That's t R E E T.
So anyway, it's we're not gonnado it again, well until next year.
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Yeah I'm in in this calendar year. No, but it was it
was fun. The okay, it'sjust it was, so it's so unlike
me. That's why the surprise riggerseverybody, because we talked about it.
I can't stand seeing pajamas in public, so I certainly don't come off as
a guy who wants the family matchingin private. What if someone comes to
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the front door, like you're answering, that's true. We don't answer the
door, so I'm not decent.Excuse me, I have my matching Jammy's
on Hi Ellie in the morning.Hey, hold on one second. Did
you guys do that as a familywhen you were younger? No, you
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didn't, so you were never likemother, I can't find my bottoms.
No, this one I chalk upto good marketing by old Navy. I'm
sorry, Yes, Hi, whois this man? Sir? Yeah?
There you are? Yes, ohhi. Yeah. We we did matching
pajamas every Christmas. It wasn't somethingthat I did with fine family. It
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was more of my husband that starteda tradition. So every year I have
to go and get matching pajamas foreverybody, and it's five of us.
So sometimes it's like, oh mygod, I can't find Yeah, it's
like, oh, I sound everybody, but I can't find the littlest one
in the side, so I haveto change the whole thing. No,
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no, no, you don't thelittle the little one says it does.
That's fine. You guys, doyou He's fine, he's fine. Yeah.
No. And then we got adog. We got a dog this
year. So it's like, Iwill say this, Tyler's dog is in
the picture, but thank god thedog's not wearing jammies. Say that as
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your car option. By the way, pull that pull. Go back to
where you were, go back towhere you were. There you, Diane,
I got to put on the bigscreen, yeah, Diane. Yeah.
If this gets posted up, doesthis bother you? Hold on,
it's comming? Well that's Wayne Rooneythe peeple. Does that bother you?
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That stands out when it's the world? Is Wayne Rooney. I'm trying not
to have my attitude dictated by theheadline. Cringe, miss it doesn't I
that to me, doesn't bother me. Really, you're into it. I've
never done it, would you?No? Why do you keep pointing that
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out? I just that's that's justnot us. The what like happy I
think didn't did a few weeks ago, I asked her, just off handed
we were discussing it. I waslike, Hey, as have you ever
bought family pajamas? You said thatto who? I didn't say matching though,
I just said to Die, Isaid, have you bought family pajamas
now? Because I was going toget them as a gift right, Well,
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because you already did? You knowwhat I can answer for Diane f
No, you think Scott's putting onmatching family pajamas? Well, I think
that's kind of how she answered.She she didn't answer for herself. She
answered for her husband. There isno way cringe. Miss. That's hysterically.
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I think it's funny though that that'slike setting people off in a big
way. No, and I'll tellyou why. I'll tell you why for
two reasons. Number one, lookat it. Number two, look look
look at our perfect Look at ourperfect little thing where I'm here in my
mismatched T shirt and shorts. No, the that was the selfie because if
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I'm if I'm being totally honest,I set the ladder up for the timer
on the other picture because I thoughtyou didn't capture and you can see you
can barely tell I have the pantson. The could tell based on what
everybody else is wearing. I couldtell based on the expressions on their faces.
I'll tell you the unhappiest looking oneis Lindsey. Well, it took
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away from her moment of getting thatas a gift every year. It became
a family gift. No, ifanything, she should be smiling and be
happy that she doesn't have to wearthat anymore. There she looks happy.
Look at the dog's face. Thehell are these people? Yeah? And
right now I look at your sonand all these things? Is wear my
underwear T shirt? What am Idoing? I used to get made fun
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of for this. Yeah, she'slike an Elliott Fosterman Blake twice if you'd
like a new family. No,the dog just what I know. People
can't see it. It's rude.The dog has a newspaper with a date
on it. It's in its mouth. Here it's described as smug. Thank
you? Do we look smug?Do you guys look smug? But I
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do understand that sentiment. It goesback to I hope your Christmas is as
good as our perfect little one is. Look at us. We all found
our sizes. Oh, I guesswe shopped early, didn't we? But
again, we at least. Iwasn't planning on posting this anywhere? Well
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don't. Uh no, but itsnug maybe if you share, But this
was just for our own sharing scrapbooker. Sorry I choked there. No,
but but everybody is taking them topost our perfect little holiday with all
of us in our perfect little pajamas, not a care in the world.
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Look at my feet. Oh areyou supposed to do slippers too? We
did not. Are you all supposedto be seated with like like legs out
stretched? Askwayne Rooney? His feetare out? Oh yeah they are.
Yeah. Where am I going?Christ In line one? Hi? Ellie
at the morning. Hi, thisis Amy from Stirling. Yes, I
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was calling because I do it withmy whole family. I had my mother
involved in our dogging cat. Youput a cat in pajamas? I did?
He wasn't very happy. Miss.Are you married? You should?
I am married? Your husband wearsthem? I make him? He says,
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thanks for calling. Picture that wetook in front of the Christmas tree.
Everybody looks very unhappy, which makesme. Tegers rolling their eyes like,
oh, for God's sake, Bythe way, I can't, Oh
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my God, who is that?I don't think this is her family.
The wait is that somebody who sentthat to us? Would there Yes,
would there be someone in your familywho would post it on X with the
message pure and utter hell public posted? Wait? So is is the anger?
Is the anger? Where it's theIt's like the wife and I'm again
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I'm just asking. Look at thefourth kid from the left, the Diane.
Diane's the producer who wants all thekids crying at sporting events. No,
no, But is it like thewife does this and everybody's got to
do it or else Mom's gonna bebitchy. From my experience, it can
also be the husband. I askyou to do one thing. By the
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way, I'll say this, ifJackie came home with four sets of pajamas,
I know three boys, who wouldI mean, it would be it
would be total hell in that hand? Can I say this, I'm actually
surprised, not at their age now, but I'm surprised you guys never did
it. And I'm not saying asa tradition, but just just like a
swan and done, that's what wedid. The I never I could I
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could see that the seagulls Yeah,no, uh, they make blue and
white ones. No, that wasn'tgonna happen. That would have never happened.
Even teased. No, so youguys ever even joked about it,
like wouldn't it be crazy? No? No, never. I've had two
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eggnogs and I have an idea.Hi, wait, hold on, hold
on, hold on, lying three, hold on one second. I can't
see what everybody's looking at. Sothat's hung justin with his dog. Well
he doesn't have a family. Thatis his family, you know, that's
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what he's saying. And I haveto assume he made the pajamas himself for
his size and the dogs. Andby the way, how unhappy does that
dog look? Or he bought thedogs first and then had to hunt down
I can do this. Wait,who are those because it's not No,
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they shared somebody else's. You can't. That's not gonna fly. Yes,
yes, I wondered why when Itook out my phone Elliott's flipper devices out.
But you can't. You can't dothat when we've all started receiving Christmas
cards. No, don't send thatas a Christmas card. The do not
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my Christmas card. Next year,my family Christmas card is gonna be Tyler's
family in their pajamas. That's whathe wouldn't send them, but I did.
Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah,Hi, who's as this is Anthony
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Anthony Hey, so yeah, Ido this. Uh it's on my girl
friends side of the family. It'snew to me. So every Thanksgiving,
after we eat dinner and everything,everybody talks it's, uh, we all
get in pajamas. And her sideof the family her uncle has I think
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it's six kids and her family hasfour, so there's ten pairs of pajamas
right there. And uh to noteon that, her uncle's side of the
family has two dogs, two realsmall dogs, so they got pajamas too.
And my girlfriend's side of the familybigger dog, he got pajamas too.
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And uh, same with her grandparents. So yeah, it's new to
me. I remember about three yearsago. I don't know if they just
started then, but I didn't getany so I wasn't mad. I was
just taking the pictures and stuff.You get them now though, you get
them now? Yeah, yeah,oh yeah, trust me, I'm definitely
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do and it h it's funny howyou say, like how people hate it
because her my girlfriend's brothers. Ohthe one slips out. Yes, of
course, of course they hate it. Of course they do. Let me
ask you this, Let me askyou this. Number one. Yeah,
and listen, I get it.You're doing it for her, You're doing
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it to be kind. You don'twant to start a fight. I get
it. If you and she everbreak up, and listen, I hope
you got to wear these guy damnpajamas every year for the next fifty years
that you two are. You know, you get married and it's great.
However, if you and she everbreak up, will you be adamant that
you will never ever do that again? Absolutely? Give it a spot to
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be honest. Isn't it crazy?Thank you sir. But goom makes somebody
go do stuff they never thought theywould do. The bagoon, Oh,
the bagoon? Yeah, well,I can't say the other word. Then
we always speak and sees what Ithought this was an alcoholic thing. What
is a nightcap? A nightcap?Oh, like a stocking cap, that's
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what they're called. Like Mother inher kerchief and I in my cap.
Well, regardless, Brian, Idon't have womp in Santa's lap. I
don't. Brian thinks that I havethem that would be on brand. Isn't
that what Ebenezer Scrooge. Yes,would wear No, No, who's the
like all the little kids go runningthrough the house with them, and it's
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got like the long bonnet on it. Bonnet. No, you're talking like
a little ball or something that hangsoff of it. No, Tyler's right,
it's a screw tat like that.Yeah, that's Tyler. That's on
brand. The pajamas I bought weren'ta big like mother shirt. I'm my
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porridge is all was done? No, I see now you're going the wrong
way. Mother. Tell Logan togive me my stocking hat back. We
never did this growing up. Imade that very clear. My mom would
probably say, oh, cringe,mess. She's probably afraid to introduce it.
Tyler will love this so much.I don't want this line one Hi
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Ellie in the morning. It meanyeah, Hi, who's this? This
is genus from Eldersberg. Yes,what can I do for you? I
just wanted to let you know Icame late to this discussion, but my
mother has been buying matching pajamas formy entire life. I am fifty two
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years old. Oh god, hey, can I ask this? So?
Why do you have to get newones every year? Why can't you just
wear the same garbage ones every yearfor the picture? Yeah, good question.
I don't know. We're growing up, you know, the kids grow
up bigger, so they don't fityou gets Oh oh yeah, yeah,
all right, all right, that'sfine. Or just throw them all in
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a bag and you just pick outthe size you need when you get there.
So is that going on that long? Is that why? This one
article speaks to the environmental impact?Oh? What is it? The carbon
footprint arguments? Coming up? Now? It says, imagine how many landfills
are filled with Christmas pajamas? Notonly I didn't even think of sizing up,
but also those that don't want towear them ever again, I think
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I talked to him brand new.I still have the tags on him.
I dread to think they say fortrying to estimate the number in landfills.
Oh, I mean it's astronomical.Hey, real quick, who is this?
Is this? Me? Yeah?Hi, real quick, real quick,
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ma'am. So I am the momwho makes everybody wear the matching pajama.
However, I do try to makeit a little fun and every year
we pick a Christmas movie and everybodypicks their favorite quote from that movie,
and that's what gets printed on eachindividual person's shirt. So like we've done
Elf and a Christmas Story and HomeAlone are different. When do you get
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into the part where you do somethingthat makes it fun? Well, I
when our kids get a little older, Like then we'll do things like National
Lampoons and die Hard. All right, very good, very good, Thank
you, ma'am. You know yourhusband hates it, but thank you.
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Yes, TI hung Justin. Oh, yes, I got him for me
first. Well, no, hedid it for the dog first. He
did right in all caps. Ihave a family, Okay, I got
jams on. Multiple dogs, adifferent all different types. Oh my god.
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How many French bulldogs does he have? Are those his? Or did
he take them? Let me takehim? But he says he has a
family, like the dog nap him? Yes, Justin's taking all the friendships.
Hey, good news. I foundit, Springfield, I found it.
The suspect was last seen exiting athreesome half dressed,
Does this trigger people? And maybeI just don't pay attention to it,
or maybe it's I'm not on Facebookthe and if any of you do it,
my apologies now, although there's noway Diane does it? That's what?
Uh? Maybe here, do youtake the like Christmas Eve or the
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like leading up to so you canpost it? But the posed family photo
in all matching Christmas pjs? Tellme, lindsay, did not post that?
Do you guys do that for thefirst time ever? We did it
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Thanksgiving Eve because you know our truewas already up. Wait, wait,
have you put the picture up yet? Or you just you've already taken the
photo so you're ready to go?Do you have the family matching pjs for
the first time ever? Right?So the person was like, Elliott,
does this trigger you as much asit does me? Like? People get
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in it? Yeah? People hateit? Now again, I love the
things to get pissed off about.I get pissed off about anything, Diane.
I give you a long list ofnothing that I can get pissed off
about. No, but they saidthat it really it drives people nuts.
It drives people nuts. You knowwhat The first thing I thought of is
when well, now I know whatit'll be. No, but like remember
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when you were like, you hatewhen twins dress alike? Oh my god,
there you are. Yep, it'sbeen a banner year for us.
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I gotta be honest. I don'teven know if I've ever even noticed it.
But in the in the in thething that the guy sent over,
there's families that are like it,and you look at it, you go
like, oh Jesus, now thatnow that you mentioned it, and it's
top of mind. I don't knowthat it triggers me, but I get
it. It's a little huh nooffense. Well, let it be noted
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I showed Elliott the photo on myphone. Diane did not turn her computer
monitor around, so it has notbeen posted out. I don't think it.
I don't know it will be.It'spending a week plus now. I
don't know. But they say wedidn't take it for like our holiday car.
No, no, no, butthey made his December first. No.
They make it sound like maybe they'vedone it, and it's it.
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It goes up. Is the isthe Is this the only time of year
people have matching pajamas? I don'tknow. Why don't you tell me?
See none of us happened. Idid it once. It was my gift
to the family. Today, that'sjust like we only have one inflatable it's
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snowball. That was Kristen's gift tothe family. No, no, no,
they made it sound like it MaybeI'm wrong, Christian. Will you
do me a favor? Will youfind some other people that that do the
don't what do you call that?What do you call the matching pajama?
Matching pajama pajamas, pajamas? Whatever? The They made it sound like it's
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like the big Christmas Eve. Ifeel like a lot of people will do
Can you know how some people say, oh, we get to open up
one gift on Christmas Eve, anda lot of times the one gift is
matching pajamas. Christ it has neverbeen. It just was this year.
I always get lindsay, like theflannel pants or whatever pajamas for Thanksgiving time,
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like that's like the first gift,if you will. And this year
my surprise was when when she wentupstairs to try them on or put them
on, I guess everybody put themon. I hadn't told the kids I
had done it, so I knewthey'd blew or blow the surprise. So
I quickly gathered them in the kitchen. I was like, hey, change
into these. We got to putthem on before mom. They don't like
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when I say mommy. Mom getsback downstairs and and my son's reaction was
like, wait, they match becauselame. We had never done it.
And I guess he's not he doesn'twear this style. I got him anymore.
Like he's yeah, he's underwearing Tshirts. He's just wearing or shorts
or whatever. Like it's he's notwearing like you know, matching top and
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bottom. Right. Remember remember rememberwhen all the kids made fun of you.
We've moved on from that. Here, put this on. It matches
your mother. Sorry, I can'tcall her that mom. And uh.
And then of course, like mydaughter thought the material was too like scratchy
or whatever. But we got itdone. And then we're all sitting there
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on the couch. And that wasmy mistake. And let this be a
lesson for all of you who aregoing to don't do it. Spring a
surprise like this on your family thisseason. When you're sitting it's not as
obvious. So I thought she wasgonna come down and be like, oh
my god. Now she didn't noticefor like ten minutes, but once you
got up, was she like,oh my god, I will. I
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tapped the kids on the knees andsaid, I think we have to stand.
So then we all in Unison stoodup, and then she realized the
mistake I'd made. Uh huh.But the the what do you call that,
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Madras? What is that? Yeah? Yeah, it kind of had
like thanks Giving ish colors to it. So I tried to actually not make
it because I knew. I knewthe kids were getting Christmas pajamas the next
night. Oh my god, howmany pajamas do I need? So I
actually tried to do like family Thanksgivingpajamas. Now the message and I already
(05:48):
told you the message. And thisis how I was so familiar with the
old Navy line, because I hadthis in my back pocket. But that's
they say. It says treat yourselfon it with a little friendly tree,
right, a picture of Vinnie DIVINGO. That's t R E E T.
So anyway, it's we're not gonnado it again, well until next year.
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Yeah I'm in in this calendar year. No, but it was it
was fun. The okay, it'sjust it was, so it's so unlike
me. That's why the surprise riggerseverybody, because we talked about it.
I can't stand seeing pajamas in public, so I certainly don't come off as
a guy who wants the family matchingin private. What if someone comes to
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the front door, like you're answering, that's true. We don't answer the
door, so I'm not decent.Excuse me, I have my matching Jammy's
on Hi Ellie in the morning.Hey, hold on one second. Did
you guys do that as a familywhen you were younger? No, you
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didn't, so you were never likemother, I can't find my bottoms.
No, this one I chalk upto good marketing by old Navy. I'm
sorry, Yes, Hi, whois this man? Sir? Yeah?
There you are? Yes, ohhi. Yeah. We we did matching
pajamas every Christmas. It wasn't somethingthat I did with fine family. It
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was more of my husband that starteda tradition. So every year I have
to go and get matching pajamas foreverybody, and it's five of us.
So sometimes it's like, oh mygod, I can't find Yeah, it's
like, oh, I sound everybody, but I can't find the littlest one
in the side, so I haveto change the whole thing. No,
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no, no, you don't thelittle the little one says it does.
That's fine. You guys, doyou He's fine, he's fine. Yeah.
No. And then we got adog. We got a dog this
year. So it's like, Iwill say this, Tyler's dog is in
the picture, but thank god thedog's not wearing jammies. Say that as
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your car option. By the way, pull that pull. Go back to
where you were, go back towhere you were. There you, Diane,
I got to put on the bigscreen, yeah, Diane. Yeah.
If this gets posted up, doesthis bother you? Hold on,
it's comming? Well that's Wayne Rooneythe peeple. Does that bother you?
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That stands out when it's the world? Is Wayne Rooney. I'm trying not
to have my attitude dictated by theheadline. Cringe, miss it doesn't I
that to me, doesn't bother me. Really, you're into it. I've
never done it, would you?No? Why do you keep pointing that
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out? I just that's that's justnot us. The what like happy I
think didn't did a few weeks ago, I asked her, just off handed
we were discussing it. I waslike, Hey, as have you ever
bought family pajamas? You said thatto who? I didn't say matching though,
I just said to Die, Isaid, have you bought family pajamas
now? Because I was going toget them as a gift right, Well,
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because you already did? You knowwhat I can answer for Diane f
No, you think Scott's putting onmatching family pajamas? Well, I think
that's kind of how she answered.She she didn't answer for herself. She
answered for her husband. There isno way cringe. Miss. That's hysterically.
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I think it's funny though that that'slike setting people off in a big
way. No, and I'll tellyou why. I'll tell you why for
two reasons. Number one, lookat it. Number two, look look
look at our perfect Look at ourperfect little thing where I'm here in my
mismatched T shirt and shorts. No, the that was the selfie because if
(09:48):
I'm if I'm being totally honest,I set the ladder up for the timer
on the other picture because I thoughtyou didn't capture and you can see you
can barely tell I have the pantson. The could tell based on what
everybody else is wearing. I couldtell based on the expressions on their faces.
I'll tell you the unhappiest looking oneis Lindsey. Well, it took
(10:09):
away from her moment of getting thatas a gift every year. It became
a family gift. No, ifanything, she should be smiling and be
happy that she doesn't have to wearthat anymore. There she looks happy.
Look at the dog's face. Thehell are these people? Yeah? And
right now I look at your sonand all these things? Is wear my
underwear T shirt? What am Idoing? I used to get made fun
(10:31):
of for this. Yeah, she'slike an Elliott Fosterman Blake twice if you'd
like a new family. No,the dog just what I know. People
can't see it. It's rude.The dog has a newspaper with a date
on it. It's in its mouth. Here it's described as smug. Thank
you? Do we look smug?Do you guys look smug? But I
(11:00):
do understand that sentiment. It goesback to I hope your Christmas is as
good as our perfect little one is. Look at us. We all found
our sizes. Oh, I guesswe shopped early, didn't we? But
again, we at least. Iwasn't planning on posting this anywhere? Well
(11:22):
don't. Uh no, but itsnug maybe if you share, But this
was just for our own sharing scrapbooker. Sorry I choked there. No,
but but everybody is taking them topost our perfect little holiday with all
of us in our perfect little pajamas, not a care in the world.
(11:46):
Look at my feet. Oh areyou supposed to do slippers too? We
did not. Are you all supposedto be seated with like like legs out
stretched? Askwayne Rooney? His feetare out? Oh yeah they are.
Yeah. Where am I going?Christ In line one? Hi? Ellie
at the morning. Hi, thisis Amy from Stirling. Yes, I
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was calling because I do it withmy whole family. I had my mother
involved in our dogging cat. Youput a cat in pajamas? I did?
He wasn't very happy. Miss.Are you married? You should?
I am married? Your husband wearsthem? I make him? He says,
(12:37):
thanks for calling. Picture that wetook in front of the Christmas tree.
Everybody looks very unhappy, which makesme. Tegers rolling their eyes like,
oh, for God's sake, Bythe way, I can't, Oh
(12:58):
my God, who is that?I don't think this is her family.
The wait is that somebody who sentthat to us? Would there Yes,
would there be someone in your familywho would post it on X with the
message pure and utter hell public posted? Wait? So is is the anger?
Is the anger? Where it's theIt's like the wife and I'm again
(13:20):
I'm just asking. Look at thefourth kid from the left, the Diane.
Diane's the producer who wants all thekids crying at sporting events. No,
no, But is it like thewife does this and everybody's got to
do it or else Mom's gonna bebitchy. From my experience, it can
also be the husband. I askyou to do one thing. By the
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way, I'll say this, ifJackie came home with four sets of pajamas,
I know three boys, who wouldI mean, it would be it
would be total hell in that hand? Can I say this, I'm actually
surprised, not at their age now, but I'm surprised you guys never did
it. And I'm not saying asa tradition, but just just like a
swan and done, that's what wedid. The I never I could I
(14:11):
could see that the seagulls Yeah,no, uh, they make blue and
white ones. No, that wasn'tgonna happen. That would have never happened.
Even teased. No, so youguys ever even joked about it,
like wouldn't it be crazy? No? No, never. I've had two
(14:35):
eggnogs and I have an idea.Hi, wait, hold on, hold
on, hold on, lying three, hold on one second. I can't
see what everybody's looking at. Sothat's hung justin with his dog. Well
he doesn't have a family. Thatis his family, you know, that's
(14:56):
what he's saying. And I haveto assume he made the pajamas himself for
his size and the dogs. Andby the way, how unhappy does that
dog look? Or he bought thedogs first and then had to hunt down
I can do this. Wait,who are those because it's not No,
(15:18):
they shared somebody else's. You can't. That's not gonna fly. Yes,
yes, I wondered why when Itook out my phone Elliott's flipper devices out.
But you can't. You can't dothat when we've all started receiving Christmas
cards. No, don't send thatas a Christmas card. The do not
(15:41):
my Christmas card. Next year,my family Christmas card is gonna be Tyler's
family in their pajamas. That's whathe wouldn't send them, but I did.
Hi Elliott the morning, Yeah,Hi, who's as this is Anthony
(16:02):
Anthony Hey, so yeah, Ido this. Uh it's on my girl
friends side of the family. It'snew to me. So every Thanksgiving,
after we eat dinner and everything,everybody talks it's, uh, we all
get in pajamas. And her sideof the family her uncle has I think
(16:25):
it's six kids and her family hasfour, so there's ten pairs of pajamas
right there. And uh to noteon that, her uncle's side of the
family has two dogs, two realsmall dogs, so they got pajamas too.
And my girlfriend's side of the familybigger dog, he got pajamas too.
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And uh, same with her grandparents. So yeah, it's new to
me. I remember about three yearsago. I don't know if they just
started then, but I didn't getany so I wasn't mad. I was
just taking the pictures and stuff.You get them now though, you get
them now? Yeah, yeah,oh yeah, trust me, I'm definitely
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do and it h it's funny howyou say, like how people hate it
because her my girlfriend's brothers. Ohthe one slips out. Yes, of
course, of course they hate it. Of course they do. Let me
ask you this, Let me askyou this. Number one. Yeah,
and listen, I get it.You're doing it for her, You're doing
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it to be kind. You don'twant to start a fight. I get
it. If you and she everbreak up, and listen, I hope
you got to wear these guy damnpajamas every year for the next fifty years
that you two are. You know, you get married and it's great.
However, if you and she everbreak up, will you be adamant that
you will never ever do that again? Absolutely? Give it a spot to
(17:53):
be honest. Isn't it crazy?Thank you sir. But goom makes somebody
go do stuff they never thought theywould do. The bagoon, Oh,
the bagoon? Yeah, well,I can't say the other word. Then
we always speak and sees what Ithought this was an alcoholic thing. What
is a nightcap? A nightcap?Oh, like a stocking cap, that's
(18:17):
what they're called. Like Mother inher kerchief and I in my cap.
Well, regardless, Brian, Idon't have womp in Santa's lap. I
don't. Brian thinks that I havethem that would be on brand. Isn't
that what Ebenezer Scrooge. Yes,would wear No, No, who's the
like all the little kids go runningthrough the house with them, and it's
(18:38):
got like the long bonnet on it. Bonnet. No, you're talking like
a little ball or something that hangsoff of it. No, Tyler's right,
it's a screw tat like that.Yeah, that's Tyler. That's on
brand. The pajamas I bought weren'ta big like mother shirt. I'm my
(18:59):
porridge is all was done? No, I see now you're going the wrong
way. Mother. Tell Logan togive me my stocking hat back. We
never did this growing up. Imade that very clear. My mom would
probably say, oh, cringe,mess. She's probably afraid to introduce it.
Tyler will love this so much.I don't want this line one Hi
(19:21):
Ellie in the morning. It meanyeah, Hi, who's this? This
is genus from Eldersberg. Yes,what can I do for you? I
just wanted to let you know Icame late to this discussion, but my
mother has been buying matching pajamas formy entire life. I am fifty two
(19:42):
years old. Oh god, hey, can I ask this? So?
Why do you have to get newones every year? Why can't you just
wear the same garbage ones every yearfor the picture? Yeah, good question.
I don't know. We're growing up, you know, the kids grow
up bigger, so they don't fityou gets Oh oh yeah, yeah,
all right, all right, that'sfine. Or just throw them all in
(20:02):
a bag and you just pick outthe size you need when you get there.
So is that going on that long? Is that why? This one
article speaks to the environmental impact?Oh? What is it? The carbon
footprint arguments? Coming up? Now? It says, imagine how many landfills
are filled with Christmas pajamas? Notonly I didn't even think of sizing up,
but also those that don't want towear them ever again, I think
(20:26):
I talked to him brand new.I still have the tags on him.
I dread to think they say fortrying to estimate the number in landfills.
Oh, I mean it's astronomical.Hey, real quick, who is this?
Is this? Me? Yeah?Hi, real quick, real quick,
(20:48):
ma'am. So I am the momwho makes everybody wear the matching pajama.
However, I do try to makeit a little fun and every year
we pick a Christmas movie and everybodypicks their favorite quote from that movie,
and that's what gets printed on eachindividual person's shirt. So like we've done
Elf and a Christmas Story and HomeAlone are different. When do you get
(21:11):
into the part where you do somethingthat makes it fun? Well, I
when our kids get a little older, Like then we'll do things like National
Lampoons and die Hard. All right, very good, very good, Thank
you, ma'am. You know yourhusband hates it, but thank you.
(21:33):
Yes, TI hung Justin. Oh, yes, I got him for me
first. Well, no, hedid it for the dog first. He
did right in all caps. Ihave a family, Okay, I got
jams on. Multiple dogs, adifferent all different types. Oh my god.
(21:53):
How many French bulldogs does he have? Are those his? Or did
he take them? Let me takehim? But he says he has a
family, like the dog nap him? Yes, Justin's taking all the friendships.
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