EITM: The Newly Mad Game 5/22/24

How well do you know your co-worker?

Episode Transcript

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In order best to worse? Whowould be the best in the room?
And you can include yourself in this. Who would be the best in the
room to worst in the room?About knowing the most about each other?
Wait for ourselves, Kristen, yourealize no, it's really hard to hear

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you have I'm sorry what I've turnedmy headphones off? What? No,
I'm not going to ask you ifyou know yourself. I hope you know
yourself? But does she mm hmm? Okay, So question in order?

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Who will be the best? Holdon? All right? Everyone? Does
everybody have it? Ye? Yeah? I can't put myself. I can't
hear you. It is very quiet. Can you hear me? It's honestly

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very thing. Do you want tocome in here? I think so?
Okay, Well, come on,I think so. I heard that.
Do you want to blow your nose? I think so. Wish one of
us has a cold? Can youhear me? Now? Much better?
Okay? But you don't know whereto put yourself? All right, we'll

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finish your list. I don't haveall day. Okay, I'll put it
right there. This is gonna gogreat. I don't even know what it
is, okay, Diane, Yes, who in the room. Would you
say, will will know information aboutthe rest of us the best? Tyler?
What did you say, Diane?What did you say, Diane?

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I said Tyler. As a matterof fact, I put Diane third.
I put me last. Oh,I put myself last. I went Tyler,
Kristen, Diane Elliott? What didWhat order did you go Diane?
Tyler, Kristen Elliot? Oh?Thanks? The what order did you go?
Don't worry? I put her alast. You put Kristen last.

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Honestly, it felt like I wasbasing it on the last five minutes.
Wait, so she you put meahead of Kristen? Yes? Wow?
Did you really? Yes? Who'dyou put it one? Diane above yourself?
Yeah? Really I did? HumhCould I just ask a random question?

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And if we don't, if wedon't have to, if we don't
want to. I'm trying to thinkof a good question to start with.
Oh ye, don't have a testof this. I have a couple of
questions, but they won't work forall of them. For example, I'll
start very easy. Okay, I'llstart very easy. Where did everybody knows
Diane's husband's name? Right? Mh? Okay, I'm just saying if

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somebody doesn't, where'd they meet?Oh? Here? Okay? Yeah,
okay, so everybody would have gottenthat one, right. Does everybody know
Christen's husband's name? Yes? Whatis it? Mike? Okay? Thank
you? Does everybody know where theymet? Yes? I do? Yeah,
I think I do. Oh andthen you go first bar? Yeah

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you're right? Yeah, okay,yeah, okay, but that's a bar
Kristy Dan Oh damn. Yeah.But I would have never known the name
I did. I got to behonest, wouldn't have even known the state.
Oh I knew the story? Youdid? Yeah? Well, I
mean we just happened to be sittingnear each other. Okay, didn your
mom make you on? Yeah?My mom and I went to the pub.

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Any of this, Well, Ididn't remember that. No, no,
no, But that's one of thequestions. That's one of the questions.
Hold on, I'm putting Elliott's namebe yours. Yeah, my mom
and I went to a pub andMike and his friends met up, and
we sat in the same booth,and she asked if I wanted to sit
next to him instead of her.I wish you wouldn't have brought your mom
up. Why that's right, doyou know Kristen's mom's name at this very

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moment? No, hence me beinglast on the list. Diane doesn't test
well. No, or I rememberthings. Okay, So Diane doesn't know
Kristen's mom's name, do you No. I definitely have heard it, especially
around the wedding. Yeah, Diane, you've spent the most time with her,

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that's true. I did call herthat whole night she was sunk lady.
Yeah right, No, no,No, she didn't get sprayed until
later. Yeah, the week ofthe wedding. Yeah, yeah, no,
so she was back. So nobodyknows Kristen's mom's name. No,
that's horrible, but it's also true. By the way, don't feel bad.
Does anybody know Tyler's parents name?Pam, Pam, No, that's

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not right, Pamela, thank you? Oh god, well, she can
correct pub And I don't know yourstepdad's name, see Bob exactly. I
just had to think about it fora second. Yeah, what about you
still think about christens mom's name?No matter, could you get a hand
on Christens mom's name. That's unfair. Well hold on, wait, what
do you mean, because I knowit? Don't get the first letter I

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bet I could get it. Well, no, we're not doing that.
Give me the first. No,well I don't know it. No,
he needs the first. Wait,hold on, we got to go back
here. We got to go backhere. So it's it's Pamela and Bob.
And the only reason. Did youknow Pamela? Who said Pamela?
She said Pamela, use her name. No, he said Pada. Okay,
so Pamela Bob real dad. Welldon't please don't phrase it that way.

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Well biological, yeah, okay,I always consider Bob your dad,
but the real dad, biological dad. I have a guess in there somewhere.
What are you basing the guests ona guess? I don't know it.

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I's middle name, his name is, middle name is no, I
don't know your son's middle name.Did yeah? I know your middle name?
Thank you read? Yeah, Well, don't just show up. That's
why in my head I was thinking, like, it was that your father's

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name. Oh yeah, No,No, his dad was alive when he
was born. His dad wasn't dead. It wouldn't be uncommon to give the
son that the dad is the middlename was your dad's name, Dean?
No, No, but that's actuallythe person who connected my mom and Bob
Bob a guy named Dean. Really, I've never told that story. Why

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do I think his name was Dean? I know he flew on the concord
and he was in fashion and heburnt your arm with a cigarette. What
a guy? No, I'm kidding. Okay, well, what was it?
Timothy? That's right, that's right. What was Kristen's dad's name?

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Elliott? What you don't know?No? Okay, well, don't make
fun of me for not knowing.Wait, so none of us know either
of Kristen's parents name. Stop,she's so new. I know that's the

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only excuse. My parents name wasinto a Jimmy Buffett Parry. So nobody
can name either of Kristen's parents.This, this is this is not.
I don't like that. What's happened? Why is it bad? Because you

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feel like watching should know that?Christian? Can you name my dad?
No? Thank you? Can you? Peter? Peter? Thank you?
Can you name my mom? Ofcourse? Phil? Phil Is, thank
you? Thank you? She worksat TJ mix. Your mom's a physical
therapist? Yeah, yeah, yes, I got that one. It seems

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like we're all trying to get onesthat aren't actual ones. So if you
called that physical therapy office, itsaid, can I speak to hey,
who are the ladies that weren't there? Can we have the first letter of
my mom? Yeah? Is thatallowed? Now? The yeah, I
mean it's already proven. You don'tknow her name? Are Ruth Rachel?

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No? No, Rod my aunt? Yeah, that's what I meant.
Wait, starts with an r',not Ruth. That's not Rachel or Ronda
Raquel. I thought that would getme. Oh, she doesn't like that
name. The you gotta remember she'sreal small town. Yeah, so like

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it would have been like a simplename Rose. No, it's horriful.
By the way, you got thefirst letter. You help. It didn't
help. She's so nice. Idon't know. Wait, hold on,
second letter. It's it's gonna bea it's gonna have to be a Renee.

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Damn it that down? First letterof your dad? This is easy.
D Dean, No, Dick,No, that's Richard the okay,
well some people go by Richard.Oh no, she made it like like

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that's my uncle and David. Yes. Oh, what's my dead brother's name?
I'm not sure. I just knowyou have a study. Bear the
thank you thank you. Wow's nameDavid right, so easy, easy like
mnemonic device. My dead brother's samename as Christen's dead father. The this

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game got worse, That's what it'sall about. No, it's Jimmy Buffett
parody. Oh, that's Pamela's bunyans, that's my that's Maureen, that's right.

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Do you know Diane's This is aneasy one. Diane's Diane's mom and
dad's name very good, very good. Sinatra and Pearl is just a unique
name. I think it's pretty.Do you remember do you remember what Frank
is known for? No? Thisbig curb feeler, Yeah, big penis.

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That was that. No, butthat was told to us by well,
not really to us through us.What's Diane's sister's name? I don't
think I know Linda, Linda verygood, Tyler, very good. I
will remember that, aunt, Lindawhen you know him. You can't wait
your turn? What what motivated youto torture us like this? I was

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watching what was the There was avideo about babes a lot of glazer.
Yeah, and they did this?How well do you know your castmates?
Boy? They stumbled too, butthey had some because they spend so much
time together, have longtime friends.Yes, yeah, I mean we've been
to there for a long time too. But they're not just random castmates.

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No, no, no, theyyes, they've been friends, but like
one of them was like, likewhat did They're like one of them's really
into like Halloween, and so itwas like, what was their last Halloween
costume? Well? I don't knowwhat anybody's last Halloween costume is. Hell,
I don't even know what. Idon't even know Christian's parents names.
Why would I know for Halloween?By the way, I don't know if

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I could have written that down rightnow, but like without yeah, no,
because everybody would know the answer.What No, I was gonna say
without saying like you would know mykids' names? Of course, of course
you have started with that one.Do you know Christen's stepdaughter's names for them?

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And you? And you? Heforgets that you're a stepmother? Remember
Mother's Day? Whoa, I guesswe're doing that. But the answer no,
yes, I do not know allof their names, any of their
I don't know if she's comfortable withthem being a broadcast. No, no,

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That's what I'm saying. You don'thave to say their names. I'm
just saying, could you even nameany of them? Yes? No,
write it down. I probably talkedto Tyler about them more than It's a
lot of pressure, right, No, one's it? What's it start with?
What's it start with? There's definitelyan e yep? Okay, yes,

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right of course, so I gotthat one too. That's one of
them as well. Yes, weall know Diane also thought your mom's name
was Ruth. But like I don'tknow anybody. I don't know anybody's birthday.
I know Diane's birthday, okay,but I don't obviously know yours.

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The you should the and I onlyknow Diane's because it's nine to eleven,
but I couldn't tell you you're inApril. I think April eighth, Yes,
okay, please don't be indignant,like, yes, do you know
Christian's birthday November twenty sixth? Isit really? Yep? Day after Well
it has been the day after Thanksgiving, not every year, not every year,
but so just around Thanksgiving. Iwouldn't have known the months Thanksgiving.

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No, I know what month Thanksgivingis. I don't know what month Christian
is. I'm so sweaty. Butlike they were doing like like like they
were doing, like, what otherlanguages do you speak? But nobody,
like nobody in here speaks any Oh, so, sister, she's still doing
French. No, not French.I'm on duo lingo. Oh what languages?

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I know what language you stop doing? Yes, Yiddish? Huh and
French? I know too that shestopped doing. Wait so you're still doing
one? Yeah? Italian? WellI was gonna get Oh sorry, don't
you fancy yourself to know a littlebit of Spanish? Yes, it's very
similar. I'm like, oh thismeans that just and they sound very similar.

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Say something in Italian? Croissant?Okay, that's frend stupid? Can
we not me? But kicks assanything that was said in the last or

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not said say something Italian? Itwas almost like, you don't what's the
most not say something in Italian?Like can you say a phrase in Italian?
Doesn't matter? Croissants? Am Ias fluent as you? You're actually

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more? You went with Italian?Oh renee? All right? Very good?
Very good? So was my ranking? Right? How did you put
it again? Tyler, Kristen DianeElliott. I knew I would be the

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worst, no, because I gotDean I was getting people that weren't even
brought up because you got someone fromthe store, the matchmaker. I never
told. Do you know where mymom first met Dean? Where your mom
first met Dean? Yes? YesI did? Was their friends from from
away back in the day. Wasn'tDean friends with Timothy? No? Now

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I'm just working in names. You'rethinking of romy you're thinking of romy?
Wait? No? Where did?Where? Did? Where? Did Pamela
meet Dean at the university attended bymy mother? So Pamela went to Indiana?
Nope? Was that just Timothy?Yep? Where did wait? No?

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No, no, no, no, please hush? No where what?
Bang? Where was? Did shego to Kent? No? Bulls
State? Jesus? No? No? Yes, no? Wait wait,
Diane thinks you knows Paul? Noball? Where did weird? Did?
No? That was David Letterman.That's where I thought she went. She
went to school with Letterman? No, not with him, but the the

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the at the same university. No, but you know Dean, Well,
Dean knows Pamela from university? Yes, they went in England. Wait give
me a hint. Indianapolis, Washington. That's in Saint Louis. You idiots

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there you go. I saved it. Kristen, all right, what what
was this? Just so I knowwhat was the school? Butler? That's
right, the Bulldogs grad school.Almost went there, but instead I went
to the top. They didn't havea very good Italian program. Hey,
I get credit for these credits theytransfer in right,