March 4, 2025 • 21 mins
Vaginal, penile, and other words that make Elliot laugh.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Still, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Who are you, Cayla? I'm sorry say that again, Kayla?
Is that really your name?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Oh you sounded a little lost there, Hi, Cayla, Where
are you calling me from?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
From Virginia?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Are you an adult.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
In the car?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh okay, all right, well I got very confused, very
very confused. All right, two things, Kayla. I am going
to give you one hundred dollars. Do not share that
with your mother. She's making you do this. You keep
that money for yourself. That's your money, now, I do, Cayla.
I was going to ask when I first heard your
mom there, I was going to ask her something. Ask
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your mom if she wants me to ask her on speaker,
if she wants to.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Pick up.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh here, okay, it's off.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Speaker, good call Hey. Let me ask you that you're fine.
I just gave her one hundred bucks. I just want
to make sure everything's fine, right, Yes, sir, everything's great,
all right, excellent, excellent? Cale.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Have you ever had an ulcer?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Let me put you back on speaker.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's the daughter, that wasn't the daughter?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yes? You want the child to no?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, no, no, no, I don't want the daughter, the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Child. I don't who's the adult. Who's the adult?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm dumb. I am the adult. Okay, everybody go business.
She don't know her name?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The what is?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
My name is Ashley?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ashley? Thank you, thank you. I don't want the daughter Ashley.
Have you ever? Have you ever had an ulcer?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You have not? No, I haven't the huh you've had
an ulcer? Where was your ulcer?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
My stomach?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Where? Where?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Where is the most common for a woman. Where's the
most commonplace to have an ulcer? Is it in your stomach?
I've never had an ulcer? Can you get an ulcer
in in your in your lungs? Is that?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
An ulcer is just an open sword. So I can
have ulcers on like my specific type of open sore.
But isn't that at its core what it is? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know. I've never had an ulcer.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Looks like you can't have an ulcer in your.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Lung you can? Can you have it in your kidneys?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I think I think Tyler's right. I think it's it's
the ulcer is sort of like a generic term, and
then it's it can be almost anywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You know what I learned about ulcers yesterday? You know
where you can get them?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Where?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Vaginal? Oh? Wait? Am I back on speaker?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hold on, hold on, you're not hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Wops? All right, yeah, Ashley, hold on, enjoy Kayla's money.
Hold on one second, please?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right? That wasn't smooth? No, does it smooth? Whoops?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, let's gather ourselves. Let's gather ourselves more chances to
win money later, right, Okay, that's number one.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Number two. I never heard of a vaginal ulcer.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I don't the guy have either?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Vaginal ulcer? Have you ever heard of that? As a woman?
Did you know you could get that?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean, I assume, like he said, the ulcer term
can be anywhere on your body. Isn't it just like
an open sore?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The I only when I hear ulcer, I thought you
only got ulcers in your stomach, like you got like
from stress, or like you eat something that causes it
or something.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Remember I had one in my esophagus.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The oh, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I guess now that you say that the GI track,
so you think that's connected.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Exactly it's like just way up above the stomach. But
I put I guess I would put ulcer from here
to here?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Well, isn't a canker? Stare an ulcer? I think?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Those are gross?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But let me hear about vaginal Yes, well I've never
had one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did you know you could have a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Is it from stress?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
The like an STD?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Probably, Well it's it's from a bunch of things, Kristin.
Did you know that you could get a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Damn it? Lindsay just had her annually yesterday. I would
have had her inquire.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, well don't you think she would have come home
and said, I have a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
No, just to get the new dogs, just to ask
doctors take on this topic right on vaginal ulcer. I'll
have her ask at her mammogram.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Kristin, Will you do me a favor? Would anybody admit
to having one?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
What is Diane?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Right?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Is it because you had STD or STI.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Now I looked it up. It's freaking they said there
are other factors.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, that's what shocked me. Yeah, what did you what
are you?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Hold on one second, Kristen, will you see if you
could get off the phone with the kid the well
you see, will you see if you could with somebody
with a woman in festa having a vague.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It doesn't mean you're dirty, It doesn't mean you're gross.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Oh as a kid us.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Christ, And see if you can find me somebody who's
got a vaginal ulcer please, or has had one, has
had to deal with a vaginal ulcer eight six six
to Elliott eight six six two three five five four
six eight What did you find so.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They can be caused by uh STDs?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Right? But is that is that?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Like I don't mean to interrupt, Is that like if
somebody just has like a herpes flare up, you know,
like somebody gets like a like I always think of
our buddy Peter, but like when he would get like
that herpes flare up on his lip?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is that is me?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
They said herpes is one of the right.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
So if you had a herpes flare up on your bagoon?
Is that? Is that a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it the same thing?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Need someone to call in eight six six to Elliott
eight six six two three five five four six eight.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's line up some vaginal ulcers, because then it all.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Warts aren't vaginal Great call, now I don't think so
great call. Then they say that there are none sexually
transmitted infections like a yeast infection. Also autoimmune disorders lupis,
they say, crones the oh.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
God is this? It's not bad enough.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Trauma like a physical injury or possibly surgery and medication,
certain antibiotics or chemo drugs can lead to them.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Lupus is what caught my eye, Like, obviously I have loopis.
I don't have a vagina, right, but the but they
were saying people who have lupis, people who have rheumatoid arthritis,
they get and listen like, I'm I'm very lucky, right
my my loops You wouldn't even know it exists really,
But for a long time when it was really bad,
like I was learning a bunch of stuff, and maybe
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the doctor's never said anything because they don't have to
worry about me getting it. But I feel like I
was around enough people that somebody would go like, oh
my god, the sun, the steroids, the vaginal ulcers, like
nobody ever said anything.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Are there not penile ulcers gotta.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Be from what well, I guess from herpes. You can
have that, but what else? I didn't get them from lupus.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Men can have yeast infections.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I have never had a yeast infection.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Can you get penile ulcers?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I would imagine if you can get vaginal why I
wouldn't be able to get penyle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Because they're different.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Okay, if you told me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That you can open sore or lesion that develops on
the penis, yes.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
So can you if you and I don't mean for
this to sound bad, but like if you rubbed yourself raw,
would you?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I mean, wouldn't that be trauma?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That would just not.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
That's a burn. That's a burn. That's a burn. And
a hint to back off.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Do they go by another name?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It just says penile ulcer?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No, not the penile one. Well, I guess that. But
genital ulcers are they known as something else?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yes? I have here.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Eh No, but rheumatoid arthritis, lime disease, So people who
have lime disease get vaginal ulcers. People who have strep
throat get vaginal ulcers.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I don't even understand that salmonella you get vaginal ulcers,
and then you could also get it from yeah, lupis,
rheumatoid arthritis, lime disease. And then like when they say
trauma or injury, is that like if somebody like accidentally,
like Knejen the couter, you could get.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
A But would that just be like, yeah, there's no way,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Says right here, any type of trauma or injury to
your vagina or volvah may cause an old ulcer to form.
But is that just like a cut or vulver? Ulcers
more fun to say? Oh right, okay, if you're talking
about I got an ulcer on my volvo.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Why does it turn into a Broadway musical?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
You know, if you're talking about something like that, But
you just did you get cut a lot when people
checked for cups?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No? No, no, no, no, Well I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
But if you run into a deer, which, by the way,
and I took a photo I almost was in a
bad accident this morning. Look at and that was the
final two as they ran across the street.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh Jesus Christ, how many?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
There were probably ten total? The eight I stopped for
and then I got my phone out to get the
other two that dashed across. But it was terrifying.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, I would not be right. Careful, you don't get
bit you'll get a vaginal ulcer.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Well, the tics, you would need to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
But you get the lime disease.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Sure, unless it's got A, unless it's got antler is invented,
you get an injury and next thing you know, you
got an ulcer.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Run your vova. Where am I going? Lines seven?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Shot shat Diane ulcer hands.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hi, y'all in the morning. Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi, who's
this the morning?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
Ladies?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ladies? Yes, yes, Heather, what can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah? So I had offered to a late tax allergy
that for many years didn't know was a late tex allergy,
and so.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You would have you would have condom sex and then
you would get like you would get badge older ulcer badge.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ulcers ulcers there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, Oh how long did it take you to finally
figure that out?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
About four years? Oh my god, very stupid. And that
that was just part of it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So you just thought from that that just from having
the sex you were you were getting ulcers from it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yes, oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
It wasn't until I went to the dentist and had
dental work done back when they used late text gloves
that I found out that I had a late tex allergy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh oh wow, did you like react in your mouth?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh? Yes, wow, how about that? Oh my god, Oh
that's horrible.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
It is horrible, But it was really fun when I
realized that, you know, if you took away the allergy,
it was a lot more fun.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Amen. Hey, what is the what did they like? What?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
What did you do? Like if you got an ulcer
on your bagoon? What'd you do for it?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Just make sure I kept it clean and dry. It
wasn't super painful except for like the first day, right,
and then just kind of let it heal on its own.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yep, yep, yep. All right, very good, very good, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Man.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Do they make alternative material like dental dams you always
hear about right.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Now, dental damn should be eradicated like the.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Worst ever invention.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Line. So you don't have an answer, no, and I'm
not gonna look for one. Hey, what's in your algorithm?
Dental dams?
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
You can get probably your athane dental dams, right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Or you can just do without like a person.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Hill in the morning, Good morning, Hi, Hi, Yeah, the
Jolser hot line.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Yeah, so it's not me.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
They had one for a friend. No, it's actually my daughter.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
She was just in the car.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
But she has actually a very rare autoimmune condition called
Burchette syndrome.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That was one of the other ones that was listed.
I wasn't familiar with.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
That is, so she had a predecursor autoimmune disorder that
was similar, but it was just mouth ulcers and fevers.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
When she was younger, outgrew it and then once basically
she hit puberty, this popped up. And so it was
heartbreaking because she was a young teenager, didn't know what
was going on, very painful for thankfully she hasn't had
another flare up since they got her on some medication
for it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right, And it's called Burschette syndrome burschets.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yep, burshet bo bo burshett shortstop Toronto Blue Jays the
And how old was she when she got diagnosed with that?
She was twelve.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Wow, Oh that's horrible. But you said she's doing all
right now though, right.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Yes, she's going to be on this medicine probably the
rest of her life. Right, But yeah, it was very
scary because you know, we took her to the doctor
thinking it was maybe like a UTI or something at first,
and of course with her being as young as she is,
they had a call it in and we got transferred
to VCU, where you know, they took one look at
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her was like, oh no, it's not that, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Right, but yeah, and I she was super stoked about
all the visits.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh god, that's horrible. All right, very good, very good.
I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yes, to seven cases per one hundred thousand people in
the US.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's low.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
It is pretty low. More common, it says in the
Mediterranean and in parts of Asia.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh, no kidding, I've never even heard of it. Line one.
Hi Elliott the Morning.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Hello, why is Vajolser hotline? Yeah, Hi, Lisa. I'm glad
we're on speaker. I want everybody to know. I hope
you're in a crowded room. Ah awesome, Hey, so you
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have you have vaginal ulcers?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I do I have chrons?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh? Crones? Speaker? Oh my god, I hear that, Elliot,
Oh my.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
God, and get them in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh dude.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, but that that one in the j hurt.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I thought my ex gave me, my ex husband gave
me a CD.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It hurt like a mug.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It was very painful.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Right, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Hey, how about a courtesy flush?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Come of the day?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Shut to welcome the BCBA.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You win, Lisa, You talked so clearly with your shirt
tucked under your chin.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You all right, very good, very good, thank you. Back
to back to the paperwork. All right, very good, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh my god, stach.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Line too. All right, come on, hi, elliot in the morning. Hi,
who's this? Yes, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
I don't really want to give my name. It's not
anything to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But you know, the last woman took a dump on the.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Air, right, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
But happily you talk about it, because mine is very strange.
I got my very first ever and hopefully last aultar
vaginal altar from the flu. So it was like a
complience of events. I had the flu, my period was starting.
I never had the flu before. My body was under
a ton of stress, and I was thinking the worst
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because it started to develop feeling like I don't know,
like I was thinking it was a wart or herpes
or something. I've never had any of that before. So
I was panicked and I went to the doctor, and
they tested me for everything, and they said it's a
lip shoots ulcer, which apparently is happening more and more.
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It used to happen just to teenagers, I guess, but
now it's happening after. They can't really pinpoint COVID or
the vaccine, but it's showing up more and more an adults.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hey, can I ask you how old are you? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
I'm thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Thirty seven? Hey? Did it in?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Like the one of the things that I was reading
is like it's real burning and itchy and like very painful.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
So mine felt like little pin pricks to start, Like
I thought I was really dry down there, and it
was like, okay, well I'm dehydrated from the flu, right,
so and then I looked and it started off as
just tiny red bombs that then felt like burning, and
then this little this is gross necrotic tissue developed that
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felt and again, I'm so sorry, this is really gross,
but it kind of felt like the texture of a tongue.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
By the.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yeah, it was gross.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
It was really gross.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
And then I couldn't use tampon because it hurt to
do anything down there, So it was it was just
miserable for a couple of weeks and I was assured
by the doctor that it won't recur and I won't
scar because he wanted to ruin beautiful down there.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But now was why has it never? Has it never recurred?
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Well, my doctor is a woman, but it hasn't yet.
But I got the flu in early February, late January,
so I'll have to report.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Back and so and they said, they told you that
they're seeing more what is it called lip shoot lip shoots?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, the last.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
But you said that they're seeing a lot of this
because of the flu and the flu.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They said the flu has been worse than it's been
in decades.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah. I don't know if it's necessarily the flu or
the stress caused by the flu, but they think it
remains like it activates because of stress, maybe because everyone
got the COVID vaccine. They can't pinpoint exactly why it's
happening now, but it's showing up interesting more and more
people that have had the flu or something similar.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Right, Okay, hold on, Yes, Tyler has found something mainly.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Females, but it has appeared in male cases and that's
when it shows up on your scrotum.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ooh, pin Schultz.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
No scrow them the oh bull shoots. Oh oh, no
offense man, But now it's personal. I don't want like
a tongue thing.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
No, now you're taking the necrotic tissue more seriously.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So wait a minute, So it's but are they do
they say the same thing that it's from it's from
the flu.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
It can be attached to flu like symptoms.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, lip Schultz. Ulcer. Oh, I don't want an ulcer
on my testicles. Oh no, I.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Have a girl at that hair.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The uh uh I you know what?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I'd rather burn with bumps? Hey, what did they what
did they? Did you tell me? Maybe I just I
didn't hear correctly? Did they tell you how they treated it?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
So that was a whole experimental thing too. They didn't
have anything. So I actually tried a canker patch that
people use for canker sores in your mouth to relieve
like some of the pain, and that was really helpful.
They have something else, but it's kind of like the
liquid band aid ish, but that wasn't I didn't use
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that one. And then it was mainly just like aquafort
for me.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
So I need to use like when Diana Tyler got
me those ZiT patches. That's what I got to put
on my nuts. It's either that or my canka. Here's
my mouth liquid.
Still, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Who are you, Cayla? I'm sorry say that again, Kayla?
Is that really your name?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Oh you sounded a little lost there, Hi, Cayla, Where
are you calling me from?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
From Virginia?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Are you?
Speaker 4 (00:24):
Are you?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Are you an adult.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
In the car?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh okay, all right, well I got very confused, very
very confused. All right, two things, Kayla. I am going
to give you one hundred dollars. Do not share that
with your mother. She's making you do this. You keep
that money for yourself. That's your money, now, I do, Cayla.
I was going to ask when I first heard your
mom there, I was going to ask her something. Ask
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your mom if she wants me to ask her on speaker,
if she wants to.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Pick up.
Speaker 5 (00:57):
Oh here, okay, it's off.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Speaker, good call Hey. Let me ask you that you're fine.
I just gave her one hundred bucks. I just want
to make sure everything's fine, right, Yes, sir, everything's great,
all right, excellent, excellent? Cale.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Have you ever had an ulcer?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (01:13):
Let me put you back on speaker.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's the daughter, that wasn't the daughter?
Speaker 6 (01:18):
Yes? You want the child to no?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, no, no, no, I don't want the daughter, the.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Child. I don't who's the adult. Who's the adult?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Not me?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
I'm dumb. I am the adult. Okay, everybody go business.
She don't know her name?
Speaker 5 (01:36):
The what is?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is your name?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
My name is Ashley?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Ashley? Thank you, thank you. I don't want the daughter Ashley.
Have you ever? Have you ever had an ulcer?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
You have not? No, I haven't the huh you've had
an ulcer? Where was your ulcer?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
My stomach?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
Right?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Where? Where?
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Where is the most common for a woman. Where's the
most commonplace to have an ulcer? Is it in your stomach?
I've never had an ulcer? Can you get an ulcer
in in your in your lungs? Is that?
Speaker 7 (02:12):
I'm not sure?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
An ulcer is just an open sword. So I can
have ulcers on like my specific type of open sore.
But isn't that at its core what it is? Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:22):
I don't know. I've never had an ulcer.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Looks like you can't have an ulcer in your.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Lung you can? Can you have it in your kidneys?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
I think I think Tyler's right. I think it's it's
the ulcer is sort of like a generic term, and
then it's it can be almost anywhere.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
You know what I learned about ulcers yesterday? You know
where you can get them?
Speaker 6 (02:42):
Where?
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Vaginal? Oh? Wait? Am I back on speaker?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Ye?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Hold on, hold on, you're not hold on? Hold on?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Wops? All right, yeah, Ashley, hold on, enjoy Kayla's money.
Hold on one second, please?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
All right? That wasn't smooth? No, does it smooth? Whoops?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Okay, let's gather ourselves. Let's gather ourselves more chances to
win money later, right, Okay, that's number one.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Number two. I never heard of a vaginal ulcer.
Speaker 6 (03:17):
I don't the guy have either?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Vaginal ulcer? Have you ever heard of that? As a woman?
Did you know you could get that?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
I mean, I assume, like he said, the ulcer term
can be anywhere on your body. Isn't it just like
an open sore?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
I'll tell you this.
Speaker 4 (03:31):
The I only when I hear ulcer, I thought you
only got ulcers in your stomach, like you got like
from stress, or like you eat something that causes it
or something.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
Remember I had one in my esophagus.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
The oh, yeah, I guess.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I guess now that you say that the GI track,
so you think that's connected.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Exactly it's like just way up above the stomach. But
I put I guess I would put ulcer from here
to here?
Speaker 6 (03:57):
Well, isn't a canker? Stare an ulcer? I think?
Speaker 4 (04:01):
So?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Those are gross?
Speaker 6 (04:05):
But let me hear about vaginal Yes, well I've never
had one.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Did you know you could have a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Is it from stress?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
The like an STD?
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Probably, Well it's it's from a bunch of things, Kristin.
Did you know that you could get a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:22):
Damn it? Lindsay just had her annually yesterday. I would
have had her inquire.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Okay, well don't you think she would have come home
and said, I have a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (04:30):
No, just to get the new dogs, just to ask
doctors take on this topic right on vaginal ulcer. I'll
have her ask at her mammogram.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Kristin, Will you do me a favor? Would anybody admit
to having one?
Speaker 6 (04:46):
What is Diane?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
Right?
Speaker 6 (04:47):
Is it because you had STD or STI.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Now I looked it up. It's freaking they said there
are other factors.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, that's what shocked me. Yeah, what did you what
are you?
Speaker 2 (04:56):
Well?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Hold on one second, Kristen, will you see if you
could get off the phone with the kid the well
you see, will you see if you could with somebody
with a woman in festa having a vague.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
It doesn't mean you're dirty, It doesn't mean you're gross.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Oh as a kid us.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Thank you.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Christ, And see if you can find me somebody who's
got a vaginal ulcer please, or has had one, has
had to deal with a vaginal ulcer eight six six
to Elliott eight six six two three five five four
six eight What did you find so.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
They can be caused by uh STDs?
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Right? But is that is that?
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Like I don't mean to interrupt, Is that like if
somebody just has like a herpes flare up, you know,
like somebody gets like a like I always think of
our buddy Peter, but like when he would get like
that herpes flare up on his lip?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Is that is me?
Speaker 3 (05:47):
They said herpes is one of the right.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
So if you had a herpes flare up on your bagoon?
Is that? Is that a vaginal ulcer?
Speaker 6 (05:56):
I don't know?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Is it the same thing?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
Need someone to call in eight six six to Elliott
eight six six two three five five four six eight.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Let's line up some vaginal ulcers, because then it all.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Warts aren't vaginal Great call, now I don't think so
great call. Then they say that there are none sexually
transmitted infections like a yeast infection. Also autoimmune disorders lupis,
they say, crones the oh.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
God is this? It's not bad enough.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Trauma like a physical injury or possibly surgery and medication,
certain antibiotics or chemo drugs can lead to them.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Lupus is what caught my eye, Like, obviously I have loopis.
I don't have a vagina, right, but the but they
were saying people who have lupis, people who have rheumatoid arthritis,
they get and listen like, I'm I'm very lucky, right
my my loops You wouldn't even know it exists really,
But for a long time when it was really bad,
like I was learning a bunch of stuff, and maybe
(06:58):
the doctor's never said anything because they don't have to
worry about me getting it. But I feel like I
was around enough people that somebody would go like, oh
my god, the sun, the steroids, the vaginal ulcers, like
nobody ever said anything.
Speaker 6 (07:10):
Are there not penile ulcers gotta.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Be from what well, I guess from herpes. You can
have that, but what else? I didn't get them from lupus.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Men can have yeast infections.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
I have never had a yeast infection.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Ugh.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Can you get penile ulcers?
Speaker 3 (07:33):
I would imagine if you can get vaginal why I
wouldn't be able to get penyle.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Because they're different.
Speaker 6 (07:38):
Okay, if you told me.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
That you can open sore or lesion that develops on
the penis, yes.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
So can you if you and I don't mean for
this to sound bad, but like if you rubbed yourself raw,
would you?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I mean, wouldn't that be trauma?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
That would just not.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
That's a burn. That's a burn. That's a burn. And
a hint to back off.
Speaker 6 (07:59):
Do they go by another name?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
It just says penile ulcer?
Speaker 6 (08:03):
No, not the penile one. Well, I guess that. But
genital ulcers are they known as something else?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Yes? I have here.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Eh No, but rheumatoid arthritis, lime disease, So people who
have lime disease get vaginal ulcers. People who have strep
throat get vaginal ulcers.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
I don't even understand that salmonella you get vaginal ulcers,
and then you could also get it from yeah, lupis,
rheumatoid arthritis, lime disease. And then like when they say
trauma or injury, is that like if somebody like accidentally,
like Knejen the couter, you could get.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
A But would that just be like, yeah, there's no way,
that's it.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Says right here, any type of trauma or injury to
your vagina or volvah may cause an old ulcer to form.
But is that just like a cut or vulver? Ulcers
more fun to say? Oh right, okay, if you're talking
about I got an ulcer on my volvo.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Why does it turn into a Broadway musical?
Speaker 6 (09:16):
You know, if you're talking about something like that, But
you just did you get cut a lot when people
checked for cups?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
No? No, no, no, no, Well I don't know.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
But if you run into a deer, which, by the way,
and I took a photo I almost was in a
bad accident this morning. Look at and that was the
final two as they ran across the street.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Oh Jesus Christ, how many?
Speaker 6 (09:41):
There were probably ten total? The eight I stopped for
and then I got my phone out to get the
other two that dashed across. But it was terrifying.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, I would not be right. Careful, you don't get
bit you'll get a vaginal ulcer.
Speaker 6 (09:54):
Well, the tics, you would need to worry about it.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
But you get the lime disease.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
Sure, unless it's got A, unless it's got antler is invented,
you get an injury and next thing you know, you
got an ulcer.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Run your vova. Where am I going? Lines seven?
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Shot shat Diane ulcer hands.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Hi, y'all in the morning. Hello, Hello, yeah, Hi, who's
this the morning?
Speaker 9 (10:21):
Ladies?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Ladies? Yes, yes, Heather, what can I do for you?
Speaker 8 (10:27):
Yeah? So I had offered to a late tax allergy
that for many years didn't know was a late tex allergy,
and so.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
You would have you would have condom sex and then
you would get like you would get badge older ulcer badge.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Ulcers ulcers there you go.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Yeah, Oh how long did it take you to finally
figure that out?
Speaker 8 (10:53):
About four years? Oh my god, very stupid. And that
that was just part of it.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
So you just thought from that that just from having
the sex you were you were getting ulcers from it.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yes, oh, bless your heart.
Speaker 8 (11:11):
It wasn't until I went to the dentist and had
dental work done back when they used late text gloves
that I found out that I had a late tex allergy?
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh oh wow, did you like react in your mouth?
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Oh? Yes, wow, how about that? Oh my god, Oh
that's horrible.
Speaker 8 (11:30):
It is horrible, But it was really fun when I
realized that, you know, if you took away the allergy,
it was a lot more fun.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Amen. Hey, what is the what did they like? What?
Speaker 4 (11:39):
What did you do? Like if you got an ulcer
on your bagoon? What'd you do for it?
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Just make sure I kept it clean and dry. It
wasn't super painful except for like the first day, right,
and then just kind of let it heal on its own.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Yep, yep, yep. All right, very good, very good, thank you,
thank you, thank you. Man.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
Do they make alternative material like dental dams you always
hear about right.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
Now, dental damn should be eradicated like the.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
Worst ever invention.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Line. So you don't have an answer, no, and I'm
not gonna look for one. Hey, what's in your algorithm?
Dental dams?
Speaker 8 (12:30):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (12:30):
You can get probably your athane dental dams, right.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Or you can just do without like a person.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Hill in the morning, Good morning, Hi, Hi, Yeah, the
Jolser hot line.
Speaker 9 (12:44):
Yeah, so it's not me.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
They had one for a friend. No, it's actually my daughter.
Speaker 6 (12:53):
She was just in the car.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
But she has actually a very rare autoimmune condition called
Burchette syndrome.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
That was one of the other ones that was listed.
I wasn't familiar with.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
That is, so she had a predecursor autoimmune disorder that
was similar, but it was just mouth ulcers and fevers.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
When she was younger, outgrew it and then once basically
she hit puberty, this popped up. And so it was
heartbreaking because she was a young teenager, didn't know what
was going on, very painful for thankfully she hasn't had
another flare up since they got her on some medication
for it.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Right, And it's called Burschette syndrome burschets.
Speaker 4 (13:40):
Yep, burshet bo bo burshett shortstop Toronto Blue Jays the
And how old was she when she got diagnosed with that?
She was twelve.
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Wow, Oh that's horrible. But you said she's doing all
right now though, right.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
Yes, she's going to be on this medicine probably the
rest of her life. Right, But yeah, it was very
scary because you know, we took her to the doctor
thinking it was maybe like a UTI or something at first,
and of course with her being as young as she is,
they had a call it in and we got transferred
to VCU, where you know, they took one look at
(14:23):
her was like, oh no, it's not that, you know.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Right, but yeah, and I she was super stoked about
all the visits.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Right.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
Oh god, that's horrible. All right, very good, very good.
I appreciate it, Thank you, ma'am.
Speaker 6 (14:37):
Yes, to seven cases per one hundred thousand people in
the US.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
That's low.
Speaker 6 (14:41):
It is pretty low. More common, it says in the
Mediterranean and in parts of Asia.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Oh, no kidding, I've never even heard of it. Line one.
Hi Elliott the Morning.
Speaker 4 (14:53):
Hello, why is Vajolser hotline? Yeah, Hi, Lisa. I'm glad
we're on speaker. I want everybody to know. I hope
you're in a crowded room. Ah awesome, Hey, so you
(15:15):
have you have vaginal ulcers?
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I do I have chrons?
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh? Crones? Speaker? Oh my god, I hear that, Elliot,
Oh my.
Speaker 7 (15:31):
God, and get them in my mouth.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Oh dude.
Speaker 5 (15:36):
Yeah, but that that one in the j hurt.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I thought my ex gave me, my ex husband gave
me a CD.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
It hurt like a mug.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
It was very painful.
Speaker 8 (15:49):
Right, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Hey, how about a courtesy flush?
Speaker 3 (16:08):
Come of the day?
Speaker 7 (16:09):
Shut to welcome the BCBA.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
You win, Lisa, You talked so clearly with your shirt
tucked under your chin.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
You all right, very good, very good, thank you. Back
to back to the paperwork. All right, very good, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
Oh my god, stach.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Line too. All right, come on, hi, elliot in the morning. Hi,
who's this? Yes, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (16:50):
I don't really want to give my name. It's not
anything to be embarrassed about.
Speaker 1 (16:53):
But you know, the last woman took a dump on the.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Air, right, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 7 (17:00):
But happily you talk about it, because mine is very strange.
I got my very first ever and hopefully last aultar
vaginal altar from the flu. So it was like a
complience of events. I had the flu, my period was starting.
I never had the flu before. My body was under
a ton of stress, and I was thinking the worst
(17:21):
because it started to develop feeling like I don't know,
like I was thinking it was a wart or herpes
or something. I've never had any of that before. So
I was panicked and I went to the doctor, and
they tested me for everything, and they said it's a
lip shoots ulcer, which apparently is happening more and more.
(17:42):
It used to happen just to teenagers, I guess, but
now it's happening after. They can't really pinpoint COVID or
the vaccine, but it's showing up more and more an adults.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Hey, can I ask you how old are you? Now?
Speaker 7 (17:55):
I'm thirty seven?
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Thirty seven? Hey? Did it in?
Speaker 4 (17:58):
Like the one of the things that I was reading
is like it's real burning and itchy and like very painful.
Speaker 7 (18:07):
So mine felt like little pin pricks to start, Like
I thought I was really dry down there, and it
was like, okay, well I'm dehydrated from the flu, right,
so and then I looked and it started off as
just tiny red bombs that then felt like burning, and
then this little this is gross necrotic tissue developed that
(18:30):
felt and again, I'm so sorry, this is really gross,
but it kind of felt like the texture of a tongue.
Speaker 8 (18:37):
By the.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
Yeah, it was gross.
Speaker 9 (18:42):
It was really gross.
Speaker 7 (18:43):
And then I couldn't use tampon because it hurt to
do anything down there, So it was it was just
miserable for a couple of weeks and I was assured
by the doctor that it won't recur and I won't
scar because he wanted to ruin beautiful down there.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Right.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
But now was why has it never? Has it never recurred?
Speaker 7 (19:03):
Well, my doctor is a woman, but it hasn't yet.
But I got the flu in early February, late January,
so I'll have to report.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
Back and so and they said, they told you that
they're seeing more what is it called lip shoot lip shoots?
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Yeah, the last.
Speaker 4 (19:22):
But you said that they're seeing a lot of this
because of the flu and the flu.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
They said the flu has been worse than it's been
in decades.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:30):
Yeah. I don't know if it's necessarily the flu or
the stress caused by the flu, but they think it
remains like it activates because of stress, maybe because everyone
got the COVID vaccine. They can't pinpoint exactly why it's
happening now, but it's showing up interesting more and more
people that have had the flu or something similar.
Speaker 4 (19:50):
Right, Okay, hold on, Yes, Tyler has found something mainly.
Speaker 6 (19:52):
Females, but it has appeared in male cases and that's
when it shows up on your scrotum.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
Ooh, pin Schultz.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
No scrow them the oh bull shoots. Oh oh, no
offense man, But now it's personal. I don't want like
a tongue thing.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
No, now you're taking the necrotic tissue more seriously.
Speaker 4 (20:21):
So wait a minute, So it's but are they do
they say the same thing that it's from it's from
the flu.
Speaker 6 (20:27):
It can be attached to flu like symptoms.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, lip Schultz. Ulcer. Oh, I don't want an ulcer
on my testicles. Oh no, I.
Speaker 6 (20:34):
Have a girl at that hair.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
The uh uh I you know what?
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I'd rather burn with bumps? Hey, what did they what
did they? Did you tell me? Maybe I just I
didn't hear correctly? Did they tell you how they treated it?
Speaker 7 (20:50):
So that was a whole experimental thing too. They didn't
have anything. So I actually tried a canker patch that
people use for canker sores in your mouth to relieve
like some of the pain, and that was really helpful.
They have something else, but it's kind of like the
liquid band aid ish, but that wasn't I didn't use
(21:13):
that one. And then it was mainly just like aquafort
for me.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
So I need to use like when Diana Tyler got
me those ZiT patches. That's what I got to put
on my nuts. It's either that or my canka. Here's
my mouth liquid.
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