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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My friend is American and she's always wanted to come
to the Netherlands, where I'm from. Well, I didn't have
to tell you it was from the Netherlands. You would
have just found out right there. My friend is American.
She's always wanted to come to the Netherlands where I'm from.
We've been e friends for about three years. I didn't
(00:23):
even know what she looked like until.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A year ago.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Keep in mind i'd never seen her full body till now,
only selfies.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, where is this going now?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm not hey, Colin.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Can you tell by the smirk on his face?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, Diane, where's this going?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
She's large?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Why would you? Why would you?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Because of the look on your face?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How large?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know more than he expected.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm guessing differently, thinking it's maybe dwarf ism. Seriously, Well, Paddington,
the actress who is in the suit in the West End,
it's very top of mind. You know, that's also controlled
by a puppeteer off stage. God more Paddington content anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Anyway, keep in mind, i'd never say Diane thinks she's big.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's okay, I think small.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Keep in mind I'd never seen her full body till
now only selfies. When she told me she wanted to visit,
I was like, that's so much fun. Why don't you
come to the Netherlands and stay with me? What I
did not consider. What I did not consider, is that
you have to take the stairs to get up to
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my apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And those stairs are in fact quite narrow.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Regular regular sized people can't fit through. Regular sized people
can fit through, but it's not exactly wide.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So this is extremely You've seen those old.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Like historic walk up type buildings before, right, there's probably
something like that in New York.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I didn't live in one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, but I'm just saying, like you've seen them.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Before, like nothing like I've gone to like like you know,
like like some places like the bars upstairs and you have.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
To go up like a narrow staircase.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh great example, then Lucky Bar used to have the tiniest.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're right, Yeah, it was pretty narrow, but I feel
like even a lobby would be able to get up
the stairs at Lucky.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Bar, Right, I remember it being very.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Very narrow, But that that was the first thing that
came to mind, is that, like I don't I don't.
I don't think I've ever been to an apartment and listen,
an apartment building or a walk up is different than
a bar.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh you're going try to read again, you've composed yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
When she told me she wanted to visit, I was like,
that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh here I am regular sized people can fit through,
but it's not exactly wide.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
When I saw my friend, so.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What he's like going to pick her up at the
airport or.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
When I meet her?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
She was.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Bigger than I expected. Honestly, so I was wrong in
order that I expected. But I'm obviously not going to
say that. So we drove back to my place. When
we got to my building's front door, I saw her
expression kind of deflate and I didn't even connect the
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dots until I unlocked it and looked behind me and thought, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh, she's not fitting up these stairs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Horrible, What an awkward, unfortunately happening.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But what do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Go find a hotel?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
The whoa a hotel?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, if I can't fit up the stairs to his.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
No, I guess a last resort thing. But that is
an unexpected expense.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, so let me ask you this. When you say
find a hotel. Just her, Yeah, her and him?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I would say, just her.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Right, because she's mortified enough.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She may be headed back to the airport.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, come on, come on, do you like you gotta
make you gotta find a way.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
To make a funny out of it. Well, I guess
I'll just wait here.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I ain't fitting up those where's the courtyard by Marriott?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I need ground floor?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The wait, what do you mean? Who's making the joe?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
She has to okay, yeah, yes, the other person shouldn't
say anything.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, what is he going to say? Hey, if I
oil the railings? Does that help?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Said he should jump in and or see you? I
don't know if.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He's he's already up top looking back, going like, oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But that's where Dane said he should jump in and
spring for a room.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The no, why is he springing for a room?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I would say, I if I'm her, I'm springing for
the room. I'm already mortified. I'm not going to be like, hey,
slim me a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I see.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So you don't want him to say, oh, let's go
get a hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now you're just doing that on your own.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And are you saying like, I'll just go get a
room and I'll never talk to you again.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Probably. Oh so you think this affects everything moving forward. Yeah,
but they're good friends.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, but I mean yeah, we could still hang out,
go see a museum.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, we can go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You've been you've been flirting with each other online for
three years. She's coming to the Netherlands to visit you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know what everybody's thinking. I don't know. I don't
know how they speak in the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But uh oh, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
People have plenty of platonic relationships online, I honestly, but
as being a sexual.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
One hundred persons because she was coming to stay with him.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, by the way, by the way, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
If I'm that guy, she may not have been thinking it,
but I know someone that was him.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Really I am not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is just I'm going to tell you right now.
This is how the human brain works. If I am
friends with you for three years and we have an
online relationship where we're chatty with each other and we're
sending pictures with each other, and you're coming to see me,
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
With one certainty, it's in the bag.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well you're no, I never said din come to the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, exactly, and come on over and there's gonna gonna
be some shirt.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But if it's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But if you are, god, stop it's going.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That is everybody's thought is I'm going to have sex.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's his thought, it's her thoughts.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know both of them believe they are going worse.
Now at minimum, at minimum, we're just touching it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
But we are having sex.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We will agree to disagree, Diane judge. But you're letting
a past story and we can't tell it on the air.
You're letting a past story involving international travel inform your
thoughts on this. Wait, what do you mean where if
the passport's involved, there has to be some sort of
hooking up. You can't tell the story.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh yes, yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
And you've always thought that because of it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
By the way that story was told on the air,
it was it cost him his job.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh I didn't realize that anyway, don't bring it up again.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Are we talking about the same person. I don't know. Now,
I'll give you the last name.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Oh my god, no, yes, how about give another clue. No,
I'll give you though, don't say an.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
One is local one is not.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That doesn't help enough.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Lia DECI, Yes, thank you. Yeah, by the way, that
cost him his job.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hi, ted Congratstovie on nine hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, that that story was on the by the way,
and don't get mad at me.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He told that story on the air.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I just didn't know if it was something that could
be brought back up again.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh yeah, it's fine. Yeah, nothing happened to me, and
Diane backed me up. He's the one, Jonathan Ladecci is
the one who told that story on the air, and
that that he got, he got. They got really pissed
at him for that. Yeah, but he's the one that
told that story, not me. Okay, he told it to
me on the air.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Moving on, if you're very fond of if.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You are going overseas to meet somebody that you've been
friends with online, you're going to you. I'm not saying
that you're gonna get there and think this is my husband,
this is my wife, but I can tell you what.
We're gonna have some drinks and we are we're touching,
we're a ha ha, and then we are probably having
some of the sex.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
No, you see it. You've been to the Netherlands, Yes, but.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It wasn't to visit somebody saying that I had been
chatting with online for three years.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You have a better impression. Oh, I don't know how
they speak.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I spoke English to my English friends in the Netherlands.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You heard Dutch.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but I don't remember what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Sounded like somebody throwing up pancocin. If there's like Kristen
travels a lot. Oh to Detroit, he went, not just
this past weekend. But if to take the expense out
of travel for lodging is an unbelievable benefits.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yeah, No, that's the other thing I was going
to say, is all of a sudden this trip became
a lot more expensive because now I got to get
a hotel.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, but I'm saying for a bucket list destination, and
you know someone there that you're comfortable enough with, and
don't think it's a serial killer because you've talked online.
I don't think the expectation for relations is there.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You're wrong. I'm just telling you you're wrong, Kristen. Is
he wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, well, you're not coming to visit me I swear
to God after three years, if you if you come
over here and and and there's nothing, and I'm blue
balling it. Oh my die of DSB.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Now you can't walk up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yep, you guys are crazy. You're crazy. Diane s.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Thank you because you're a horny Yeah, that's why I
came to the It's not it's somewhere you wanted to visit.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Four years.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I can see the end Frank House. I can go
see whatever flowers they're famous for.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I can eat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Sardines or not sardines, plan them right here them harrying. Yeah,
and then yeah, we're definitely we're going to the Red
Light District cake.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And then I am pounding it, pound in it. Sorry,
that's how it works. That's how that's how life works.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Back to this couple.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
If you don't believe me, ask John Ladecki. Don't call
them a couple. Yes. So anyway, this poor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Woman is standing at the bottom of the stairs essentially
sheets for underwear.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is just you.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. Well, actually I
can give you one. If you can image in the hallway.
Imagine she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Fit in She's bigger.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Remember I guess.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He offers I.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Can tell you what he does, and then I promise
I'll grab these people. He offers to split split the
cost of an airbnb with her.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He was pissed.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Why was she pissed because she then said she she
went that way of like why are you staying with me?
And he was like, oh, I just thought, like for
the expanse. Yeah, and that's when she turned. She turned
the tables on him, was like, no, you just want
to come over there and bang me.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
So she's getting but she's embarrassed. So she's all indignant. Yes, okay,
she's feeling bad for herself and I just go home.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I know what I would do.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Hey, is there a panic coocin shop open?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yep, right at the skip A airport, because that's where
I'm going.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
From Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I don't know if this person has traveled there extensively
or just is familiar with it. Many Dutch buildings have
historic hook and pulley systems.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like oh I got to get in the dumb waiter.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No no, but like it like a piano coming into
the living room.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Paul used to lift items through windows because of their
narrow interiors.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Right, Hey, is that a baby green? No, that's a lady.
That's a lady. Much more humiliating spanding at the bottom
of the stairwell going, or.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
On the back of my dress, or you're.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Being hoisted into the air by a bunch of guys
going poul.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Sleep on the street.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That was what the guy said. Well, all right, so
now we have two choices. We can moisture or moisture.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Everyone is claiming these two are online dating.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Where did you get that from the story?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because you are not friends with somebody in a foreign
country for three years and then agree to meet.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
If you don't believe, oh my god, Diane's with me.
If you're not going to hook.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Up, you're married, and you don't think like that they're married.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
We think that way.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Go ask Casey, Go ask Kayley who's also married. Now
ask Jed is Jen right there?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Ask her the the the no? Yeah, yeah, tell her
to come here.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Every pen pal you've ever had, I never had a
pen pal, I have real friend.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Syler has pals.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
But again when she comes and give the context, is
the it was not?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And can I ask you something real quick? No, do
you have do you have any friends in foreign country.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I know you have a lot of friends. You're a
very sweet lady, do you and you're yeah, I have cousins.
I'm still single.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, the no, No, But do you do you have
any Do you have any male friends that live in
a foreign country that you've never met, You've never met.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're just online friends with No. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, so but now let's pretend you do. There's somebody,
there's somebody in in Amsterdam that you've been friends with
online for three years and all you've.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Done is chat. You've never met each other. You've sent
pictures to each other and stuff like that. You've never
met each other. Right, do we have a friend in common?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, I don't know how you met. I how you met.
I have no idea how you met. Right, here's what
I know, here's what I know. You're like, I've always.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Wanted to go to Amsterdam. I've always wanted to go
to Amsterdam. And he's like, oh my god, come to Amsterdam.
We've been friends for three years, we haven't met. Stay
at my place. And you're like, that's very nice, that's
very nice.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you got to his.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Place, would you expect you've agreed to stay at his place.
He invited you in your staying. Don't you in your
head what is gonna happen? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay,
And that was Jen who in the middle of my
story you can only see it on Channel one.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Shook her head.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You would not have accepted the way I'm staying in
a man's place that I've never met in person, because
you know you're going to bury a bone if you
stay there. Absolutely, thank you. Yeah, whatever, But you know
the expectation is I said yes to stay at your house,
I may as well take my panties off in.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The car plain exactly. All right, very good, Thank you Jen. Yeah,
and that's a nice person.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
What are you saying about Dian No, No, I'm just
saying that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Like you wouldn't look at Jen and go like, oh,
Jen's all slutty.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She just wants to go over there and just ride
a pony, all right, that's all anybody's thinking.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm about to get me some.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
So does that make the story worse?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Mean both of them know, and the only thing separating
them is a long Stairwell.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I did give you the option to hoist. Oh my god,
Hi Elliot the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
This is Crissy. I just wanted to say I stayed
in a canal house and those stairs are like ladders
and they're super super narrow. And the reason why they
had the Pulley system is because you're not moving any
furniture other than like a small handheld box up those stairs.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, but what about a weekend visitor. You might have
to hoister.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
But they had to pay taxes on the space of
their like they're outside of the house. So in order
to have a bigger house, they made narrow, steep stairs
that are basically like ladders.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
By the way, I like how everybody is like so knowledge.
I knew of the of the stairways in Norway.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, because at some point they really wanted to visit them.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
It's just vastly different than what we have here, right, Okay,
this is a commodity.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I ask you this? Don't you agree? Like they
know sex has taking place? I mean I would have assumed. Yeah,
thank you, thank you, all right, very good, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And Tyler has pen pals.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Made an ass out of you and me. I don't
currently have pen palace and most of it was orchestrated
through school. It wasn't like I was seeking it out
of my own in my defense, but nothing against pen pals.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Let me grab line for Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
It's Josh.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
What's going on, dude?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Hey, I got a question for you. That's what I've
been taking the whole time that you said they werenathing
for three years.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, not dating, not dating. They have been they have
been e friends for three years.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Okay, friends, Okay, Well, if I was a friends with
someone for three years by year one, I'd be asking
for some news.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
By the way, you're not you're not absolutely no, no,
but you're not. You're not alone. You're not alone.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Yeah, I'd be like, I see that face, you know,
let me let me see, uh, you know what's sound
under kind off?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's not Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then and then.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
And then you know it keeps avoiding it. Well you know,
but why you keep avoiding that kind of thing?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And I don't know.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
It just makes me suspicious that, you know, come on,
you know, depending on we're talking about, come on, give
me some nudes within three years. That's great, that's great.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
He is hell on news.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
But you know what, he's not wrong. He's not wrong.
I get it. And you would have seen you would
have sent a d PICK in.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
Three years, yeah, or at least talked a little bit, like,
you know, try to get to that point and then
you know, maybe maybe unsolicited, maybe a solicited DTA. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know, Hey, look who's up early exactly? I'm with you.
I could date you. I could date you. All right,
very good, Thank you, sir, mine too. Hi? Elli in
the morning. Do you think right now? Tarley is like, oh,
thank god, they moved on from me.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hey, Elliott?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Steve from DC, Hey, what's going on? Steve? Hey? I
have a story.
Speaker 9 (20:52):
It's very similar to this. So my best friend lives
in Columbia, South Drawing. He is a doctor down there,
and I visited for football games.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Wait, hold on, what did you say Columbia South Carolina? Yeah,
oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
We got to South Carolina football games once the fall,
and one time I went down there, went to Akayogate
with a bunch of doctor friends and I hit it
off with one of them. It was fun dancing bar
or whatever. And then the following summer we had been
texting the whole time and snapchatting and really flirty. So
I told my buddy, I'm coming down to visit him,
but I'm gonna stop at her place for a night.
So I got down there. She picked me up from
the airport. We went to her place. How did drank?
(21:27):
Hang out, got in bed and I, you know, Tyler,
you're the little hands and you had some fun. And
she said, I don't know what she expected. We're not
doing this right now. I said, did I meant something?
She goes, no, I just I don't know what. I
don't know how what your expect the expectations were like,
And so I went into to the couch. I was
pissed off, and then went hanging out with my friends.
How do you flirt for six months?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And then yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And you said she was very She was very flirty, right,
and she invited you to sleep in her bed.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
And keep in mind I'm thirty one and she's thirty three.
I don't understand. I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
As someone who has sat next to multiple girls and
not done anything, it happens.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, no, no, And I'm with you. But if there
hadn't have been all the flirty and like kind of
the flirty talk, and.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hey, stay in my bed like that, that that and
again and and by the way, you did the right thing,
like you you you you made your move and she
said no, and you you were respectful of that. I'm
with you, but I would have been I understand that
of being like, seriously, what what.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
What's going on here?
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Yeah, like I'm all freaking like, obviously consent is most
obvious everything. Yeah, obviously it goes without saying. But it's
also like I told my best friend that and his
girlfriend and she was like, that's ridiculous. She's in secure.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Man, you know what, I'm going to run this by
John Ladecy
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Goodness, I am of a spit her drink out all
over the board.
My friend is American and she's always wanted to come
to the Netherlands, where I'm from. Well, I didn't have
to tell you it was from the Netherlands. You would
have just found out right there. My friend is American.
She's always wanted to come to the Netherlands where I'm from.
We've been e friends for about three years. I didn't
(00:23):
even know what she looked like until.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
A year ago.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Keep in mind i'd never seen her full body till now,
only selfies.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Okay, where is this going now?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
I'm not hey, Colin.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Can you tell by the smirk on his face?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Okay, Diane, where's this going?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
She's large?
Speaker 5 (00:49):
Now?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Why would you? Why would you?
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Because of the look on your face?
Speaker 2 (00:53):
How large?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
I don't know more than he expected.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm guessing differently, thinking it's maybe dwarf ism. Seriously, Well, Paddington,
the actress who is in the suit in the West End,
it's very top of mind. You know, that's also controlled
by a puppeteer off stage. God more Paddington content anyway.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Anyway, keep in mind, i'd never say Diane thinks she's big.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's okay, I think small.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Keep in mind I'd never seen her full body till
now only selfies. When she told me she wanted to visit,
I was like, that's so much fun. Why don't you
come to the Netherlands and stay with me? What I
did not consider. What I did not consider, is that
you have to take the stairs to get up to
(01:41):
my apartment.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
And those stairs are in fact quite narrow.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Regular regular sized people can't fit through. Regular sized people
can fit through, but it's not exactly wide.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
So this is extremely You've seen those old.
Speaker 6 (02:07):
Like historic walk up type buildings before, right, there's probably
something like that in New York.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I didn't live in one of those.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, but I'm just saying, like you've seen them.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Before, like nothing like I've gone to like like you know,
like like some places like the bars upstairs and you have.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
To go up like a narrow staircase.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Oh great example, then Lucky Bar used to have the tiniest.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
You know what, I think.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You're right, Yeah, it was pretty narrow, but I feel
like even a lobby would be able to get up
the stairs at Lucky.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Bar, Right, I remember it being very.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Very narrow, But that that was the first thing that
came to mind, is that, like I don't I don't.
I don't think I've ever been to an apartment and listen,
an apartment building or a walk up is different than
a bar.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh you're going try to read again, you've composed yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
When she told me she wanted to visit, I was like,
that's so fun.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh here I am regular sized people can fit through,
but it's not exactly wide.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
When I saw my friend, so.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
What he's like going to pick her up at the
airport or.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
When I meet her?
Speaker 5 (03:18):
She was.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Bigger than I expected. Honestly, so I was wrong in
order that I expected. But I'm obviously not going to
say that. So we drove back to my place. When
we got to my building's front door, I saw her
expression kind of deflate and I didn't even connect the
(03:44):
dots until I unlocked it and looked behind me and thought, uh.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh, she's not fitting up these stairs.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Horrible, What an awkward, unfortunately happening.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But what do you do?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Go find a hotel?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
The whoa a hotel?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well, if I can't fit up the stairs to his.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
No, I guess a last resort thing. But that is
an unexpected expense.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Okay, so let me ask you this. When you say
find a hotel. Just her, Yeah, her and him?
Speaker 3 (04:23):
I would say, just her.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
Right, because she's mortified enough.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
She may be headed back to the airport.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
No, come on, come on, do you like you gotta
make you gotta find a way.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
To make a funny out of it. Well, I guess
I'll just wait here.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
I ain't fitting up those where's the courtyard by Marriott?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
And I need ground floor?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
The wait, what do you mean? Who's making the joe?
Speaker 4 (04:57):
She has to okay, yeah, yes, the other person shouldn't
say anything.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Well, what is he going to say? Hey, if I
oil the railings? Does that help?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Said he should jump in and or see you? I
don't know if.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
He's he's already up top looking back, going like, oh no.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But that's where Dane said he should jump in and
spring for a room.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
The no, why is he springing for a room?
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I would say, I if I'm her, I'm springing for
the room. I'm already mortified. I'm not going to be like, hey,
slim me a couple hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I see.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
So you don't want him to say, oh, let's go
get a hotel.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Now you're just doing that on your own.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
And are you saying like, I'll just go get a
room and I'll never talk to you again.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Probably. Oh so you think this affects everything moving forward. Yeah,
but they're good friends.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
Yeah, but I mean yeah, we could still hang out,
go see a museum.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Okay, we can go to dinner.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
You've been you've been flirting with each other online for
three years. She's coming to the Netherlands to visit you.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
You know what everybody's thinking. I don't know. I don't
know how they speak in the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
But uh oh, stop it, stop it.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
People have plenty of platonic relationships online, I honestly, but
as being a sexual.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
One hundred persons because she was coming to stay with him.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yes, by the way, by the way, I'll tell you this.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
If I'm that guy, she may not have been thinking it,
but I know someone that was him.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Really I am not. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
This is just I'm going to tell you right now.
This is how the human brain works. If I am
friends with you for three years and we have an
online relationship where we're chatty with each other and we're
sending pictures with each other, and you're coming to see me,
I believe it.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
With one certainty, it's in the bag.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Well you're no, I never said din come to the Netherlands.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Yeah, exactly, and come on over and there's gonna gonna
be some shirt.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
But if it's.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But if you are, god, stop it's going.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
That is everybody's thought is I'm going to have sex.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
It's his thought, it's her thoughts.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I know both of them believe they are going worse.
Now at minimum, at minimum, we're just touching it.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
But we are having sex.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
We will agree to disagree, Diane judge. But you're letting
a past story and we can't tell it on the air.
You're letting a past story involving international travel inform your
thoughts on this. Wait, what do you mean where if
the passport's involved, there has to be some sort of
hooking up. You can't tell the story.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh yes, yes, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
One hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
And you've always thought that because of it.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
By the way that story was told on the air,
it was it cost him his job.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Oh I didn't realize that anyway, don't bring it up again.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Are we talking about the same person. I don't know. Now,
I'll give you the last name.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Oh my god, no, yes, how about give another clue. No,
I'll give you though, don't say an.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
One is local one is not.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
That doesn't help enough.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Lia DECI, Yes, thank you. Yeah, by the way, that
cost him his job.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Hi, ted Congratstovie on nine hundred.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Yes, that that story was on the by the way,
and don't get mad at me.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
He told that story on the air.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I just didn't know if it was something that could
be brought back up again.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh yeah, it's fine. Yeah, nothing happened to me, and
Diane backed me up. He's the one, Jonathan Ladecci is
the one who told that story on the air, and
that that he got, he got. They got really pissed
at him for that. Yeah, but he's the one that
told that story, not me. Okay, he told it to
me on the air.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
Moving on, if you're very fond of if.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You are going overseas to meet somebody that you've been
friends with online, you're going to you. I'm not saying
that you're gonna get there and think this is my husband,
this is my wife, but I can tell you what.
We're gonna have some drinks and we are we're touching,
we're a ha ha, and then we are probably having
some of the sex.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
No, you see it. You've been to the Netherlands, Yes, but.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
It wasn't to visit somebody saying that I had been
chatting with online for three years.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
You have a better impression. Oh, I don't know how
they speak.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I spoke English to my English friends in the Netherlands.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You heard Dutch.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, but I don't remember what it sounds like.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Sounded like somebody throwing up pancocin. If there's like Kristen
travels a lot. Oh to Detroit, he went, not just
this past weekend. But if to take the expense out
of travel for lodging is an unbelievable benefits.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Oh yeah, No, that's the other thing I was going
to say, is all of a sudden this trip became
a lot more expensive because now I got to get
a hotel.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
No, but I'm saying for a bucket list destination, and
you know someone there that you're comfortable enough with, and
don't think it's a serial killer because you've talked online.
I don't think the expectation for relations is there.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
You're wrong. I'm just telling you you're wrong, Kristen. Is
he wrong?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
No?
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh, well, you're not coming to visit me I swear
to God after three years, if you if you come
over here and and and there's nothing, and I'm blue
balling it. Oh my die of DSB.
Speaker 4 (10:53):
Now you can't walk up the stairs.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Yep, you guys are crazy. You're crazy. Diane s.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Thank you because you're a horny Yeah, that's why I
came to the It's not it's somewhere you wanted to visit.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Four years.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
I can see the end Frank House. I can go
see whatever flowers they're famous for.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I can eat.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Sardines or not sardines, plan them right here them harrying. Yeah,
and then yeah, we're definitely we're going to the Red
Light District cake.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
And then I am pounding it, pound in it. Sorry,
that's how it works. That's how that's how life works.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Back to this couple.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
If you don't believe me, ask John Ladecki. Don't call
them a couple. Yes. So anyway, this poor.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Woman is standing at the bottom of the stairs essentially
sheets for underwear.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It is just you.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Don't, I don't, I don't, I don't. Well, actually I
can give you one. If you can image in the hallway.
Imagine she doesn't.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Fit in She's bigger.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
Remember I guess.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
He offers I.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
Can tell you what he does, and then I promise
I'll grab these people. He offers to split split the
cost of an airbnb with her.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Well, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
He was pissed.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Why was she pissed because she then said she she
went that way of like why are you staying with me?
And he was like, oh, I just thought, like for
the expanse. Yeah, and that's when she turned. She turned
the tables on him, was like, no, you just want
to come over there and bang me.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
So she's getting but she's embarrassed. So she's all indignant. Yes, okay,
she's feeling bad for herself and I just go home.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
I know what I would do.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Hey, is there a panic coocin shop open?
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yep, right at the skip A airport, because that's where
I'm going.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
From Instagram.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
I don't know if this person has traveled there extensively
or just is familiar with it. Many Dutch buildings have
historic hook and pulley systems.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Like oh I got to get in the dumb waiter.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
No no, but like it like a piano coming into
the living room.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
Paul used to lift items through windows because of their
narrow interiors.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Right, Hey, is that a baby green? No, that's a lady.
That's a lady. Much more humiliating spanding at the bottom
of the stairwell going, or.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
On the back of my dress, or you're.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Being hoisted into the air by a bunch of guys
going poul.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Sleep on the street.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
That was what the guy said. Well, all right, so
now we have two choices. We can moisture or moisture.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Everyone is claiming these two are online dating.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Where did you get that from the story?
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Because you are not friends with somebody in a foreign
country for three years and then agree to meet.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
If you don't believe, oh my god, Diane's with me.
If you're not going to hook.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Up, you're married, and you don't think like that they're married.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
We think that way.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Go ask Casey, Go ask Kayley who's also married. Now
ask Jed is Jen right there?
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Ask her the the the no? Yeah, yeah, tell her
to come here.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
Every pen pal you've ever had, I never had a
pen pal, I have real friend.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Syler has pals.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
But again when she comes and give the context, is
the it was not?
Speaker 1 (15:01):
And can I ask you something real quick? No, do
you have do you have any friends in foreign country.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
I know you have a lot of friends. You're a
very sweet lady, do you and you're yeah, I have cousins.
I'm still single.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Okay, the no, No, But do you do you have
any Do you have any male friends that live in
a foreign country that you've never met, You've never met.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
You're just online friends with No. I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Okay, so but now let's pretend you do. There's somebody,
there's somebody in in Amsterdam that you've been friends with
online for three years and all you've.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Done is chat. You've never met each other. You've sent
pictures to each other and stuff like that. You've never
met each other. Right, do we have a friend in common?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
No, I don't know how you met. I how you met.
I have no idea how you met. Right, here's what
I know, here's what I know. You're like, I've always.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
Wanted to go to Amsterdam. I've always wanted to go
to Amsterdam. And he's like, oh my god, come to Amsterdam.
We've been friends for three years, we haven't met. Stay
at my place. And you're like, that's very nice, that's
very nice.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
If you got to his.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Place, would you expect you've agreed to stay at his place.
He invited you in your staying. Don't you in your
head what is gonna happen? Thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay,
And that was Jen who in the middle of my
story you can only see it on Channel one.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Shook her head.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
You would not have accepted the way I'm staying in
a man's place that I've never met in person, because
you know you're going to bury a bone if you
stay there. Absolutely, thank you. Yeah, whatever, But you know
the expectation is I said yes to stay at your house,
I may as well take my panties off in.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
The car plain exactly. All right, very good, Thank you Jen. Yeah,
and that's a nice person.
Speaker 4 (16:50):
What are you saying about Dian No, No, I'm just
saying that's not.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Like you wouldn't look at Jen and go like, oh,
Jen's all slutty.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
She just wants to go over there and just ride
a pony, all right, that's all anybody's thinking.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
I'm about to get me some.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
So does that make the story worse?
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Well, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Mean both of them know, and the only thing separating
them is a long Stairwell.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
I did give you the option to hoist. Oh my god,
Hi Elliot the morning. Hello, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 7 (17:28):
This is Crissy. I just wanted to say I stayed
in a canal house and those stairs are like ladders
and they're super super narrow. And the reason why they
had the Pulley system is because you're not moving any
furniture other than like a small handheld box up those stairs.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Okay, but what about a weekend visitor. You might have
to hoister.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
But they had to pay taxes on the space of
their like they're outside of the house. So in order
to have a bigger house, they made narrow, steep stairs
that are basically like ladders.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
By the way, I like how everybody is like so knowledge.
I knew of the of the stairways in Norway.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah, because at some point they really wanted to visit them.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
It's just vastly different than what we have here, right, Okay,
this is a commodity.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Can I ask you this? Don't you agree? Like they
know sex has taking place? I mean I would have assumed. Yeah,
thank you, thank you, all right, very good, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
And Tyler has pen pals.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
Made an ass out of you and me. I don't
currently have pen palace and most of it was orchestrated
through school. It wasn't like I was seeking it out
of my own in my defense, but nothing against pen pals.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
Let me grab line for Hi Elliott the morning. Yeah, Hi,
who's this?
Speaker 8 (19:00):
It's Josh.
Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
What's going on, dude?
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Hey, I got a question for you. That's what I've
been taking the whole time that you said they werenathing
for three years.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
No, not dating, not dating. They have been they have
been e friends for three years.
Speaker 8 (19:14):
Okay, friends, Okay, Well, if I was a friends with
someone for three years by year one, I'd be asking
for some news.
Speaker 2 (19:27):
By the way, you're not you're not absolutely no, no,
but you're not. You're not alone. You're not alone.
Speaker 8 (19:37):
Yeah, I'd be like, I see that face, you know,
let me let me see, uh, you know what's sound
under kind off?
Speaker 4 (19:43):
It's not Australia.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
And then and then.
Speaker 8 (19:47):
And then you know it keeps avoiding it. Well you know,
but why you keep avoiding that kind of thing?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
And I don't know.
Speaker 8 (19:54):
It just makes me suspicious that, you know, come on,
you know, depending on we're talking about, come on, give
me some nudes within three years. That's great, that's great.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
He is hell on news.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
But you know what, he's not wrong. He's not wrong.
I get it. And you would have seen you would
have sent a d PICK in.
Speaker 8 (20:16):
Three years, yeah, or at least talked a little bit, like,
you know, try to get to that point and then
you know, maybe maybe unsolicited, maybe a solicited DTA. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You know, Hey, look who's up early exactly? I'm with you.
I could date you. I could date you. All right,
very good, Thank you, sir, mine too. Hi? Elli in
the morning. Do you think right now? Tarley is like, oh,
thank god, they moved on from me.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Who's this?
Speaker 9 (20:47):
Hey, Elliott?
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Steve from DC, Hey, what's going on? Steve? Hey? I
have a story.
Speaker 9 (20:52):
It's very similar to this. So my best friend lives
in Columbia, South Drawing. He is a doctor down there,
and I visited for football games.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Wait, hold on, what did you say Columbia South Carolina? Yeah,
oh okay, yeah yeah.
Speaker 9 (21:04):
We got to South Carolina football games once the fall,
and one time I went down there, went to Akayogate
with a bunch of doctor friends and I hit it
off with one of them. It was fun dancing bar
or whatever. And then the following summer we had been
texting the whole time and snapchatting and really flirty. So
I told my buddy, I'm coming down to visit him,
but I'm gonna stop at her place for a night.
So I got down there. She picked me up from
the airport. We went to her place. How did drank?
(21:27):
Hang out, got in bed and I, you know, Tyler,
you're the little hands and you had some fun. And
she said, I don't know what she expected. We're not
doing this right now. I said, did I meant something?
She goes, no, I just I don't know what. I
don't know how what your expect the expectations were like,
And so I went into to the couch. I was
pissed off, and then went hanging out with my friends.
How do you flirt for six months?
Speaker 4 (21:45):
And then yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
And you said she was very She was very flirty, right,
and she invited you to sleep in her bed.
Speaker 9 (21:54):
And keep in mind I'm thirty one and she's thirty three.
I don't understand. I just don't get it.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
As someone who has sat next to multiple girls and
not done anything, it happens.
Speaker 2 (22:08):
No, no, no, And I'm with you. But if there
hadn't have been all the flirty and like kind of
the flirty talk, and.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Hey, stay in my bed like that, that that and
again and and by the way, you did the right thing,
like you you you you made your move and she
said no, and you you were respectful of that. I'm
with you, but I would have been I understand that
of being like, seriously, what what.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
What's going on here?
Speaker 9 (22:32):
Yeah, like I'm all freaking like, obviously consent is most
obvious everything. Yeah, obviously it goes without saying. But it's
also like I told my best friend that and his
girlfriend and she was like, that's ridiculous. She's in secure.
Speaker 2 (22:44):
Man, you know what, I'm going to run this by
John Ladecy
Speaker 4 (22:52):
Goodness, I am of a spit her drink out all
over the board.
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