HR. 1 - Bat Boobies

The guys talk about Joe Burrow's newest purchase

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:28):
It is the fifth day of December twenty twenty four.
Good morning everybody. It's freezing. My name is Chris Hockey.
Welcome to the Partrip Morning Show. Welcome. My lips are
frozen together. What can I say? Here's what we got,
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Speaker 1 (00:47):
You picked the right day.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Stick around the whole show because it's too cold to
leave the house or go anywhere, and if you do,
make sure you turn the radio and we'll keep you warm.
Here's some comedy. Stavros Huckys on The Patrick Morning Show
on Thursday Morning. You come on in. I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Yeah, I can tell I'm getting wake as a place
that I can shop. The list keeps shrinking, like say
goodbye to Macy's the Gap. I'm clinging on the old
Navy for dear life. Right now, I'm in Walmart. I'm
a king in Walmart.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I've been doing a.

Speaker 4 (01:18):
Little too much of my clothes shopping in a place
that also sells motor oil. The final frontier when you're
gaining weight as a man is the big and tall store.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Stop fighting it. What was that? What do you counting calories?
You gain one hundred pounds and we got shirts in here.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Buddy, Come on, you're the least fat guy in this store.
Come on, it's nice being the least fat guy in
the store. I have to admit the toilets by the
way at the big intall store deserves the purple heart.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
I don't know if.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I've never felt worse for an nanimate object in my life.
Those boys are bolted into the ground deep. I'll tell
you that much that that is not a standard bull job.
I'm willing to bet my life on that.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
You wanted to be a catcher. I tracked her down
the side.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
Sweet feet us on your side.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
You here.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The distance post sits their own way.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't stry to take it to up.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's only one winter, over and over again. It's never
gonna stop.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
That wind yesterday was brutal. Yeah, it's still pretty bad today,
but not nearly as bad as yesterday. Yesterday's wind was
f minus.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, hear the latest lyrics to the song. Yeah, my
furnst went.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Out last night.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
It was gone.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It happens when it's go downside. Why didn't my furnast
go out in June's.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
What'd you do?

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
You know what, dude? I called it Quarius. Of course
that's number one umber. They'll hope that they'll be out
this morning, is what I'm hoping. So if if I
have to leave, you guys have to do it because
I need a furnace. But you know what I did.
I got lucky. You know what I did. I bought
one of those TV stands that has this a while back,
that has a electric fireplace in it. You ever seen
what I'm talk about? Yeah, understandalone. I thought, well, this

(03:48):
can't possibly work, But my mom was like, man, you
got to buy one of those things. This is those
are great. So I bought one of those things. And
that some bitch kept that apartment last night or the
townhouse I guess from freezing solid last night. What Yeah,
because I woke up in the middle night with the
cat going, hey, hey dude, it's freezing in here. What's
going on? I've got fur on and I'm freezing And

(04:10):
I kicked her across the room and kidding. I love CC.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
She good girl.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
But no, but that thing kept the townhouse pretty warm,
which is good. But man, let me tell you, thank
you freezing.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
I know, I know that goes.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Last winter, my problem was that my apartment building literally
cranked it up to ninety degrees in my building, so
it was basically freaking somalia in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
And but this winter, the problem is now that tone.
Am I going crazy? Did you hear that?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
By sharing phone?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
No? No, that was really weird. That was weird. That
was that was a straight up a moment. Yeah, phone tone, Hi, ton,
Okay over there. But maybe it's the maybe it's the
cold thing. It's affecting our brains. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
No, this this went to the problem is they haven
turned the heat on at all, So I've been uh yeah,
I've been wrapped up like a snuggie man, just constantly
in a cocoon mode.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
So I totally know what you what you mean.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You you'd rather have the furnace not working right, corps
than having it being too hot.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah, give me seven blankets as opposed to zero because
it's too hot. I'd rather have seven. You can bundle up.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, you know, but it's you know, I guess it's
probably gonna happen in June because you don't use the
furnace in June.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
True, but you know, it should be more.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Convenient if it didn't happen on the coldest night of
the year so far. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
And look, if you know, furnaces aren't aren't cheap or not.
So if you're living check to check, or if you're
struggling out there and your furnace goes out, that's a scary,
scary situation. Meanwhile, Jim Burrow spent three million dollars for
a batmobile. Yeah, how about that. Yeah, we talked about
it a couple of weeks ago. Warner Brothers was going

(06:06):
to sell ten of them. I guess they had ten
of them. From the Dark Knight trilogy, The Tumbler, the Batmobile,
the tumblers from that trilogy two point nine something. I
think it was just around three million dollars. And Joe
Burrow has revealed that, yes, he was one of them. Yeah,
he said he doesn't get it for about a year.
What I didn't know? And I guess we must have

(06:27):
asked this a couple of weeks ago, and it makes sense.
But in the story I read this morning, it's not
street legal. Whoa, So, what do you do with a
three million dollar batmobile that you can't drive on the roads.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, you turn the heat on your sleep in some day.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
I guess that's my point is I mean, for everybody
that's saying I don't know how I'm going to afford
to get my furnace working, he's saying this sucks. I
can't take my tumbler anywhere. It just has to sit here. Yeah,
three million dollars, it's so it's such a pamp move. Sweet. Yeah,
he's already said he's going to try to get his
hand on an actual Batman suit too.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Yeah, i'd be pretty sweet man.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Joe Burrow.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Yeah, get the one with the nipples.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
You is that Clooney's here? What you that's correct?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah, you get them big old.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
The puffers, bauble huffers, bad nibbles. Drive that thing around
a sweet piece of property you.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Own, right, Cincinnati, You're Joe Burrow. You can drive it.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah right? And last night at ten twenty two pm, yes,
would you have rather had a furnace or a tumbler?

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Definitely a furnace, really, one hundred percent. In fact, even
if I hadn't lost my furnace last night, I'd still
rather have the furnace than the tumbling.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Why you like cars? I love cars?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Is a freaking bat tumbler? Yeah, yeah, I understand where
you're where you're coming from on that tool, I understand
where you come from. If I'm going with a batmobile though,
I'm going back old school TV batmobile Adam one. Yeah,
I'm talking though, like the one that Rob Zombie owns.
I think he owns that.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I think where it looks like a bubble, Yeah yeah,
you can take the bubble off.

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yeah right, yeah, because you can. You know, you know
that's probably got heated seats.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
That one street legal. You can drive that, don't you
think you can't? And I have it looked like it
would get stuck in traffic. Right, the tumblr could drive
over traffic. Yeah, it's not street legal.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
My home would go like my horn would go like
you did. Every time that they had a new adventure,
they had to go.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
On, that's Swede.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
And then I get my own personal Robin, which would
be a very busty older lady.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Of course, because robins Robin Quiver.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, oh perfect. You think she'd ride around my batmob
be I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Would show you them fang get out.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
The bat boobies and they'd be old bat boobies all.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
In yould bat all your hands up. We turned Joe
Burrow buying a three million dollar batbi old Tumblr into
bat booby.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, them things out, you old bat.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Let's tell you arm you old bat bags.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
Just turning on his pone flashlight pointed at Robin Wi
them things out.

Speaker 1 (09:00):
And you know he's being honest because he didn't even say,
let's get Sydney Sweeney in that bat movie. He went
straight to Robin Man. I said, Robin Quivers, and he
was like, absolutely, that's he wants. Like, Plus, Robin Wright
is one of his favorites.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Sure, Robin makes me Quivers and let me tell you
like I always did, I was dead like Robin Leech.
Uh you know, I mean listen, I like, uh, I'm
gonna give I'm gonna give Robin Quivers three seas on
that thick scale. I mean yeah, I mean you know,
it's like a yeah, that's on the on the on

(09:34):
the bucket list, their bucket list, like I want to
go here, I want to go for me. I just
want to see them things. It's a list of them
things I want to see. Please don't please, don't down
talk me.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
So yeah, to go all the way back, tough, break
about your furnace, sorry, something else?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Thank you. I feel good. I'm all warmed up. My
blood's rushing.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
That was six degrees of Kevin Bacon from a broken
fern to Joe Burrow to bat Booby. Yes, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I'm thinking about living in a sweet townhouse, though. Is
I think everybody else's heat is keeping my place kind
of warm? Yeah, I mean yeah, right right right, yeah, yeah.
It's just like just like I'm using their Wi Fi.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
They don't have a password protected.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
But I'm kidding. Oh man, man, Indiana's no fun. I
knew it, and that's why I left there, But when
was it? I was rolling through Rogers on my walk
two days ago somebody drove by me with their car
more decorated than any house I've ever seen with Christmas lights,
and they just outlawed the outlawed that in Indiana, putting Christmas

(10:43):
lights on your car.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
I don't know if I've ever seen anybody do Christmas
lights in a car.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
This was like impressive. What, Yeah, Christmas lights on a
car's wrapped.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yeah, I'm a little surprised that is legal. Yeah, how
could we're gonna have Christmas lights in a car, but
we can't have a tumbler street league, right? I don't
know of a tumblr out there driving around. Uh, I
don't think I've ever seen that. Yeah, No, this was
the once. I've seen a few on it, but not
like this one. This one was like head to toe
this one. I was surprised the car could still drive

(11:14):
really and in India. But yeah, I'm not trying to
be Debbie Downer. I feel like that should be out lowd.
That's I don't know why. That feels like it's a
little dangerous or distracting. Clark Griswold like, yeah, and then
maybe that's real. Any of you in your neighborhood the
Clark Griswold house not really? Yeah yeah yeah I do. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
For thirty years it was my house.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah it was yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Uh yeah, No, I was gonna says.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
You said you have one in your neighborhood. It's not
you though, correct, it's one. But you're not getting up
on the roof.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
And you gotta you gotta, you gotta up your game.
You get a little boy anywhere, you're gonna need that.
You know.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Next year we got to go all out.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yea, Hawk and I are going to take my son
to home depot and then Hawk's going to buy everything.
So week and because Hocks.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Not so dude, it's crunch time for you. We're like
three to four weeks.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You can tell you time, Yeah, yeah, you can tell
he's nervous.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:13):
I'm super super, super super excited. I can't wait to
be a dad. I'm pumped to be a dad. I'm
pumped to be a dad, daddy, daddy. I'm pumped to
be a parent.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
With my wife. It's going to be great because she's
going to be a wonderful mother. Yeah. Yeah, let me
say this about the two of you. She is going
to be a lovely mother. Yes, she will, thank you.
I hope I'll be.

Speaker 8 (12:40):
Forever speaking of daddy, give.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Me a hug. That's what I'm saying, you know.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Hawks, Mike Son, I never know the remake of.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I've Been Left. That's right, baby, chestnuts roasting on your
open mouth.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
If you don't see Tommy from the front, it looks
like he's one of those flashers that.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
He's got super short shorts on it like a trench coade.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
Yeah, is that what you're wearing to work today.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
To commit mopery? Yeah, it's like that episode of the
Going to the Brass Rail.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh Man, long night.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
Yeah, I can tell they left it open for you
show yesterday. Uh, yes, I was.

Speaker 5 (13:33):
I got a lot of bones to pick with you guys,
Zach saying that I texted him.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
All a bit.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Well, of course that's a bit, but we try to
keep the bits in bit land. Yeah, brilliant, But that
one like you didn't like that bag.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Then, honest truth.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Oh tried to watch Uh no, we watched that movie,
the one where the dudes start dancing.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh oh, I merry gentleman.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Yeah, not bad.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I told you I wouldn't kidding. I thought you'd love it.
It's a it's a tear jerker and a jerk jerker.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Tommy held back on the tears. Well, Jad Michael Murray's
in it. The guy from One Tree, One Tree Hill. Okay,
which guy that's the main guy.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
That guy's starting to be everywhere?

Speaker 4 (14:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Is he on a major comeback back?

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, no, he's back because he was on uh during
that uh uh football game the other night. I was watching.
I forget which one he was on a couple of commercials,
different commercials.

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Yeah, I'm on wrestling the other day too in the crowd.
I think he was doing podcasts too. I don't know.
He's been everywhere, but yeah he's so he's on there.

Speaker 9 (14:49):
Yeah, the guy working at the diners just a twelve
and he can dance, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (14:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
Were you the one that was like, hey, we should
watch this. It's like over long show along. I was like,
oh my god, what's this Netflix movie? This looks good?
So what other bones do you have to pick with
a power Trip show it? You did text me saying
You've never been more disappointed in liber than when he

(15:19):
said the first three or four episodes of season two
of the Office weren't doing much for him. She seemed disappointed. Yeah,
it's absurd.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I do think we built it up too high for him,
But also he.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Waited too long, so now it feels even he said,
it feels predictable, right, it feels like he's seen most
of the highlights of the clips. It's too bad, I
said to Bailey's nineteen, and she's had to hear the
theme song to the Office ten thousand times because I
have it on his background noise a lot. Huh, And
she flat out admitted She's like, I don't think I

(15:50):
can ever watch that show because you've ruined it for me.
And I go, I totally understand that. So it sucks, right,
if you missed the waiver, You've seen other people scream
it in your face, like Office, Office, Office, mount Rushmore, right,
all timer, that sucks because it's it's I feel bad
for him because I understand why he's like, yeah, whatever,
it's fine, oh man, so much better than that. But

(16:13):
I get why he thinks that it's you know, just like.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Every argument I've ever had in my life. I had
the greatest comeback to Ben on my way home from
the show yesterday. You know how every porn I was
gonna end. It doesn't keep you from watching it, you.

Speaker 3 (16:25):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Yeah, I don't know exactly what you mean.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Ye're enjoying it right very Oh hogs Daddy her love
her you.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
You were gone the Thursday before Thanksgiving? Yes, so I
haven't seen it in about him a long time. I
told these guys I was full fledged gonna wear a
thong in here, did you today?

Speaker 10 (16:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I didn't. I didn't today. But now he heard the
night before that you weren't going to be on the
show and change his mind because he was gonna wear
a thon to the show and then bend over in
front of you and do the whale tail bitch.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Oh god, I think that's the next So in the
next year or two we just remember, like that'll be.
That's that's lurking out there, like Joss.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
We have like a live show on Thursday or something.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh my god, well I can't wait. I mean, this
is uh this, you know, it is like waiting for
Christmas and not knowing what, not having a calendar your house.
You know it's called us side. You know, it's around.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
This is this like the Harbor month. Not to get
too into the weeds, the Harbor month. I don't think
I can't say anything. I don't like the ratings or
something die something kind of it's it's a yeah, that's
not quite yet, but it's coming up on that.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Yeah, ok, yeah yeah, because.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
At that point I think we go full fledged Christmas
music and you don't even care break every rule we got.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
We still get fined.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, but I can't play more Christmas music. I did
discuss this with the boss. Oh really, there are quite
a few, oh jeeh, what.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Is public domain?

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Thank you Christmas songs? And I have the whole list
of them, and uh, you know every Christmas album that
comes out has the same twelve songs on it. Yeah,
so I'm gonna start playing a lot of Christmas music
right now.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, God, it's great. And because otherwise we just played
generic beds the rest of that time, we might just
go a year round Christmas music because it's the only
thing we can play, that's right. Yeah, that's the dream.

Speaker 2 (18:30):
A lot of really old songs that are bothersome if
you read the lyrics. A lot of songs that are
public domain probably shouldn't have been in.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Public, yeah at all, or anything from Diddy from basically
the day that he started, right, Max Closure ears that closs.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
The rest of you guys' thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
Oh yeah, this is my chany turn it out? Yeah,
since leave no place to all right, so broken furnace.
Joe Burrow buys a batmobile. Yep, Sauce is going to
be a dad. Tommy and a thong yep. Racist and
uh misogynistic songs from the nineteen forties. Wait, pretty solid

(19:18):
for a second, and I think, yeah, I think we
covered every base a second number two after this, power
you money Joe fan Ollow.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
He going out in the story. He Tommy's up walking
around and there he's telling a story and I'm missing
out and I don't like it. I don't like not
hearing the stories that are being told in that room.

Speaker 7 (19:43):
Right now, he's talking about that Netflix movie.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
How it actually actually he was about to review a movie,
and I go, no, no, no, no, wait wait wait wait wait
wait wait, because he saw Wicked last night, and I said, wait, wait, wait,
hold it for the air, because let's talk about this
with Christopher. So there's Chris. He's said twice already. Uh
huh and you say top five of all time.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
For you, Chris, I really really loved it, but I
was I was gonna love it. I knew that going yet.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Yep, Tom, I loved it. Yeah. So I had the
same thoughts as.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
Hogs Daddy going into it because I grew up. I like,
first song I ever sang was a solo to One
Short Day.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
It's a song in the movie that it checks out
you're wearing one pair of shorts today.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Every day is one short day.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
So but one thing that I went in very excited
and like I wanted it to be great right away.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
It was slow for me at the start.

Speaker 5 (20:42):
There's just because I don't know it's it's act one,
and I forgot like they have to kind of introduce
everybody and like get that way. But there was a
certain point in the movie where she sticks up for
her and everything changed for me, dude, and I fell
in love with her Arianna, And it was since that
point I was like, that's the best acting I've seen

(21:02):
in a long time that she did.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I loved every second of it.

Speaker 5 (21:06):
After after she stick stuck, stuck up for her, Yeah,
everything changed for me and I fell in love with
the movie.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
It was perfect.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
That that moment when she's when she walks over and
they do the hands thing.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Oh my god, I started crying.

Speaker 5 (21:19):
I started crying and I started crying at that point.
And then do you feel like everything flipped after that?

Speaker 1 (21:24):
I feel like in my head, I felt like the
movie got ten times.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
I can absolutely see why, Like I locked in.

Speaker 9 (21:30):
I kind of locked in after that. It felt like
an intro to that. And now it's so cool how.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
They left it for second acting.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, and of course the end of the first act
when you see it on stage is the same thing
as the end of the movie there and it is
a moment where you literally can't breathe. And I don't
know if if you had the same thing happened, but
you could feel everybody in the theater both times I
saw it, they wanted to clap.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh yeah, the same thing. A this is the same thing, right,
And there was like fifteen people at my theater, and
everyone wanted to.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Class because you can hear the silently rolling down people's faces,
you know what I mean, Like they've wanted to be
like that was almost cussed. Yeah, yeah, he almost said
the effort just though I mean literally, but like You're like,
that was an unbelievable thing I just saw another human
being do. But well, I love that about about musicals.
I love seeing people be that good at one thing

(22:20):
it's so good, or multiple things, but just and they
all work together, Like I love watching an ensemble Corey,
And I know you don't like moving music. But one
of the things I love about going to chan Hassen
or seeing slipknot, trust me, there's a there's something when
everybody's on the same team and they're all great, and
they also even the person at the far right back

(22:41):
of the screen is doing everything they can to make
it happen. I love that.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
Yeah, best, ye. Hey, what I don't understand about the
last couple of weeks is Barbie and Oppenheimer and the
Barbenheimer phenomenon. Right, Yeah, both movies took the world by storm, right.
Both movies were just pumping out money. Everybody's like, ten
out of ten, this is the best. And they promoted
Glicked for weeks or Glicked through whatever they were. I
don't know anybody that's talking about Gladiator. It's the worst

(23:08):
movie I've ever seen. I know you said, but I'm
just saying I'm just saying in general, like the culture
is all over Wicked. Everybody's doing the defying gravity bit
on on TikTok and social media, Like there's a lot
of social imprint of Wicked. Gladiator is a zero factory.
No one is talking about Gladiator. It's not there's no

(23:30):
way of excitement. This is a one movie phenomenon. Gladiator
should not be attached to Wicked in any possible way.
It's the worst movie you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, that may be Well, I'll tell you this maybe
biggest disappointment. I think I've ever been more surprised by
how poorly they did following up a great movie with
a just terrible terrible was even fun?

Speaker 1 (23:54):
You know what I mean, Well, you don't want it
to be fun.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
I was mad by the end of it, you know
what I mean. I mean, like when they when they
had those damn great white sharks swimming around the Colosseum.

Speaker 1 (24:04):
I haven't seen the movie, but when you told us
that the other day, I mean, that sounds so freaking dumb. Again,
how do you catch great white sharks back then and
then transport them without them dying into a coliseum. They
don't have giant tankard trucks to like transport them. How
do you get them there?

Speaker 2 (24:25):
You know one of the things that I thought when
I left the theater and I sat in my car
so pissed and googled were there great Before I even
wrote sharks, I put great white and the rest of
the google went sharks in the Roman Calseum. I was like,
everybody's pissed about this, because why else would you search that?

(24:45):
And it'd be the first thing that pops up. Everybody
was searching could they have put because it was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
And you know, artificial intelligence like Google AI just has
a cigarette.

Speaker 11 (24:55):
And it's like, God, another persons b no sharks in
the collis, Oh my god, my god, it's no. I
have to answer these people's questions.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
And it's Ridley Scott. And I wanted to say to
mister Scott, don't know if you know this. Those people
killed each other and lions and tigers ate them.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
That's enough.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
That's enough.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
That's that's enough. Incredible.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
You didn't have to put great white sharks in there
to impress me.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Him standing up for himself with the water, someone interviewed him.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
The water did happen, but it was only like a
foot deep. It wasn't deep enough to have sharks. They
did have it deep enough for boats to be.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
On it, right, and Ridley Scott, because that was a
conversation before the movie came out, and he basically, I
think he just said, I don't give a bleep, and
he said, I'm just going to do whatever I want
because it's my movie.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
What was the dude's name, Michael, the guy who did
all the big Boom movies. MICHAELA gives a Michael Bay
moment like that's unnecessary.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
It does sound like a Michael Day idea. Anyway, do
you remembering Sharks three hundred and two came out like
the second three hundred came out? No, No, it was terrible.
It feels just like this.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
I like to see those gentlemen running around.

Speaker 1 (26:12):
With the there it is three hundred in the movie
Sin City were the same thing to me that we
had never really seen anything like it, and in the
sequels to both just felt like, well, my mind isn't
blown because I've already seen this kind of movie, and
now the story's worse, the actings worse. Some of the

(26:32):
actors aren't even here anymore. I don't remember what the
second Sin City was called. It was so much worse
in the first one.

Speaker 12 (26:38):
It was.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
I loved the first Sin City, the first three hundred,
no interest in seeing the rest of them. They look
so bad. I just giant drop off.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
I just had. I just figured something out, and it
was one of those things that I promised myself I
wouldn't look up because I knew it was in my
old brain, and of course my old brain forgot about it.
One of the main characters for the first half of
the Gladiator to movie is the guy that gets kicked
down the hole at the beginning of three hundred.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
Oh really, the same actor, same a. Oh really yeah,
he says, this is smart. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah all time,
all time, Zack Snyder's only good movie all time.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because you can't help but want to do push ups
while you're watching.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
It, or it can't help?

Speaker 13 (27:23):
Yeah, disagree, No, no, she soups hot.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Let me ask you this, because again, I just watched
the two seasons of White Lotus in the last couple
of weeks. How about how about trying to shake a
character from the actor, like trying to disassociate the two
Jennifer Coolidge's husband, right, Oh yeah, it's so distracting. The
second you realize that is. It took me like two
seconds because I've seen the other movie a thousand times. Tom,

(28:03):
you've seen White Lotus, Yeah, but I'm trying to remember
who it is. He's the bald guy. He plays Greg
in the movie or the show White Lotus, And if
you're not really paying attention, you might miss it. But
that's Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite. And it took me.
All of his scenes in the first season, I'm like,

(28:23):
it's Uncle Rico. He wants to chuck a football all
quarter mile. I couldn't stop thinking about him throwing the
steak at Napoleon, and I'm like, this guy's doing a
good job acting and the show is good, but that's
freaking Uncle Rico walking around. It took me so hard
to shake that.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
Maybe their two seasons when he gets hit when he's
riding the bicycle.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
One of the best. It is the great Uncle Rico
throws it too for a guy that claims he's a
great quarterback. He kind of sidearm. It's like the weirdest
mechanics and he just frisbee throws that steak and hits
him right in the face, isn't it The guy from

(29:09):
Succession in.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
It too, like one of the like the brothers in
the Succession and White Lotus to him, I.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Totally I think you're right. I think he's in it
or White Lotus one one of the brothers in ye Succession. Yeah,
the brother that like the brother that not the main two,
the other brother, the older brother Connor. Yeah, no, I
mean that's Alan Rock thought he was.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
And then it's weird having like Sidney Sweeney in there
for me and Alexandra.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Those two.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
Luckily I watched The White Lotus before she became in
my head, both of them became what they are now,
so I was kind of like finding out about them then,
but like you go back now you can't even watch
and just like right in my head they're like, I'm
almost just like there's such a distraction on don't even
know what's going on in the show.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
There's not a scale big enough for Alexandra Diadario. She
is a twelve and a half on a scale of
one to two.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
She is Tommy, your equivalent to that hot cashier that
ends up dancing in the movie Mary. Gentlemen, Yes, that's
how the rest of us feel. About Alexander or any
of the men in three hundred.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
I mean the Matthew mcconaughe would hear us on show
detectives that.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Show stop depressing. That changed an entire generation.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Changed my generation. I was already in my forties.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
That's one of the best single seasons of a TV show.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Of all and two of the best single boobies in
the history of God. Well done.

Speaker 14 (30:38):
The Lord makes great news, Sports is power.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Away a manger, no crib for a bed.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
The Little logyesus hi.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Sweeead the stars in the sky.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Look down way way. The Little Loge gesus asleep.

Speaker 15 (31:35):
Don't you love Christmas? What corlo is the best Christmas
present you've ever gotten? Because we don't think we'll be
able to talk for what they're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
There be some rascals over there, want something you said
or something they said. I decided we're just chat over there,
just chatting over there. They all look stunned. Now what happened?
Oh God, I was just it's not that you guys
are acting like this is a big proclamation. Oh this
is funny.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That's like I got nothing.

Speaker 1 (32:14):
Man, with thirty seconds to go, you threw up a
buzzer beater. What literally, I was going through the roll
next in my head, I'm like, oh, that's probably did
that happen?

Speaker 2 (32:24):
When did this happen?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
That was yesterday? What you as?

Speaker 7 (32:29):
I always say to the people who can't see any
of this, and that's everybody.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
The reaction when you shot hockey is the best part.
When hockey is like, ha, then you know you did
some weird So this is not arable. Yeah, chrisus shaking
it basically set all of it. Anyway.

Speaker 7 (32:50):
I know exactly what he'll say it tomorrow, Yeah, brilliant.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I will refer to it. Yeah, I won't give any details.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
All right, So if you're listening tomorrow, read between the lines.
You can probably put Chris's story together. Thanks Tommy, So
whatever that is, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
I can't wait to tell you about a core. But
you know what, I'd rather have Tommy do it so
he can re enact it as he was so kind
of the for.

Speaker 1 (33:14):
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Speaker 2 (33:48):
Couldn't agree more.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
I should do that for the for the nineteen year old,
the kid will probably need some gas money, so I'll
give her one of these, Yeah, one.

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Of those things you never really think about. And then
it's a fantastic gift. Yeah, a gift card to hot
gas station.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
Fantastic. I went to a holid day the other day.
Back right, tire was flat flat? Yeah, flat man. Yeah,
that's the summer.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
Yeah, you take it for you take advantage of little stuff.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Like right, yea, I was able to drive home from
Saint Cloud and it's fantastic. Yeah when you got out
of your car, was your shirt stuck to you?

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Oh my gosh, I guess you didn't have to wait
until tomorrow. I figured you came it's fun.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
Oh no.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Twos. A couple of days ago, just a couple of
days ago, beat the Los Angeles Lakers of Anaheim one
O nine to eighty, right, a nice twenty nine point
win against the Lakers. Was that Monday night, Monday, it
was Monday night, one O nine, my god to eighty chair,
he's completely out. Last night they played the Los Angeles

(34:53):
Clippers of Anaheim and one one o eight to eighty,
almost identical scores that hold the Lakers and Clippers to
eighty points on consecutive games. They scored one oh nine
against the Lakers, one all eight against the Clippers, and
just a team effort. Six Wolves and double figures. Randall
had twenty and had sixteen, so it's not like one
guy had fifty. It was just all of them played well,

(35:16):
and at one point the second half, the Wolves led
by forty one points. It was thirty three to fourteen
after the first, so no doubt or from quarter one
on and they roll to back to back twenty eight
and twenty nine point victories. The Timberwolves are the only
team to beat the Lakers and Clippers by twenty five
plus points in back to back games since the Clippers

(35:38):
moved to LA in nineteen eighty, so this LA trip,
we're figuring it out. Well. Now we ressed four years
twice at Golden State Friday, at Golden State on Sunday,
back to back in Golden State. Really yeah, couldn't have
more momentum going into the game. And the Lakers are
good this year. They are falling apart. Oh they lost

(35:59):
by four won last night and they are two and
six in their last eight. So after the hot start,
everybody's like, wow, maybe JJ Reddick found something. Dalton connect
is like this steal of the draft because he was
like almost the twentieth pick eighteen nineteen something and whatever,
seventeen eighteen nineteen. Yeah, how did he fall that far?
And he's killing it while now they're falling apart. They're
two and eight and or two and six in their

(36:20):
last eight. Two last night they lost by forty one.

Speaker 6 (36:23):
Lebron by the time is finally catch it up with
old Bron Brownie Senior.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
For the first time. This is from Alan Horton. For
the first time in nineteen years, Minnesota has held an
opponent to eighty or fewer points in back to back games.
Pretty cool, It's incredible.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
The Clippers had thirty I think they had thirty two
points at the at halftime.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
That's a that's a high school game score. That's not
even a high school They are thirty two points, yeah,
at halftime.

Speaker 6 (36:51):
This is a team that has James Harden, who's the
second all time and three pointers made.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
Like that's that's absurd. Figuring it out, that's what it is.
We're finally figre it out.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Ever since, ever since Aunt called out the team after
that loss a week and a half ago or so,
they've been playing like they've been playing with that intensity
that we know that they can play with man, and
back to back games they're holding teams to eighty points
and did today's NBA it's that's an absurd feat man,
and it's it's awesome, and like course that it's not
just one person dominating. I mean, Julius Randall pretty much

(37:21):
just set the Wolves up for the rest of the game.
He had like sixteen points in the first quarter. But
they're sharing the ball again. The young guys are getting
some more run, and I don't think it's a coincidence
that that's helping the team win a little bit more so,
I think I think they're figuring it out.

Speaker 1 (37:33):
Man, it's awesome. The only thing that didn't change last night.
I didn't see any of the game, and just looking
at the box scores, Devincenzo still can't shoot. No, really, yeah, five,
he just can't shoot. I don't know what's going on
with that, dude. He just can't hit anything.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Baffling because we all thought that was out of the trade,
the two pieces of that big trade for Cat.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
We all thought at least de Vincenzo.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
Everybody was questionable about Random, but we all thought, well,
at least Devincenzo was as a surefire thing. He's a
money thing. And that has not It's been the reverse rand.
It's been significantly better than than de Vincenzo, and he's
only just been okay.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
And we heard every time a Wolve's Knicks trade was
going to happen that the Wolves said no, every time
the Knicks were like, we're not including de Vincenzo, like
we're not interested in that. He was the reason, a
big reason the trade happened.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Woh yeah, he was the reason I was excited about
it exactly. That's what I'm saying, Like that now he's
but I guess we could flip it, right, if we
want to be the eternal optimist, we can just say, well,
he can only get better, right, So, as the Wolves
keep trying to figure this out, hopefully that comes with
the ascension of Dante de Vincenzo. Let's let's have him
playing like he played in the past and that this

(38:37):
year and then we're all thumb We're all in. Uh
the goal for sorry. Gopher basketball team lost ninety to
seventy two to Michigan State. The Gophers fall to six
and four. Dawson Garcia had eighteen Parker Fox fourteen minutes,
had a couple of baskets, six points, three of five shooting.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
I haven't heard if he's in today or not. I'm
hoping he is. And it's not like he would avoid it.
But he did play a game last.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
Night, and you guys see the game. I didn't watch it, No, No,
I didn't know.

Speaker 7 (39:07):
I was watching the Holiday. Great film, one of the
best films of all time. It's so good. Yeah, and yes,
the text he said, yeah, that same text was sent
to my mother in law. So yeah, you guys have
the same tasted man, but.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
It's so good.

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Yeah, I never seen that's very very 's fantastic, fantastic.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
It's one of the best, isn't it. She's so good
in it too. Yeah, it's one of the best holiday
Christmas movies of all time. It's so good, so good.
Hawk sobs to it.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Yeah, I'm thinking about it, and it's bringing it here
to my It's excellent.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I'm pretty sure the main floor of my house, which
I'm not allowed to be in, I think Elf has
essentially been on repeat for about the last week and
a half. Yeah, so I bet that's basically been background noise.
I bet it's gone through about seven times. Actually, I
mean probably just where it's on, where they're baking or
doing something else or avoiding me. Yeah. I can hear

(40:09):
it though from downstairs. I'll sum up the holiday for you. Corey.

Speaker 7 (40:12):
It's Tommy Stream. Jude Loss shows up in the middle
of the night, hammered drug looking for sex.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
Just said that. On Thursday night football, Green Bay Packers
the Detroit Lions at seven fifteen. The Lions are eleven
and one, the Packers are three lions. What were three
point favorites? I haven't looked at you twenty four hours,
so three something like three point favorites? As an eleven

(40:41):
and a one home team and they're they're only three
point favorites. I like Detroit to keep going. This would
be their first eleven game win streak and franchise history
if they win the night same. I like Detroit as well. Man,
you got a hanker in.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Hot How many points did does?

Speaker 1 (40:57):
And it's three and a half. Let me check the
old DraftKings. Yes, that's the one I care the most about.
Screw ESPN bet Wow, everyone healthy?

Speaker 7 (41:07):
No, the Lion the Lions. Sinnecon was in here yesterday
talking to us because obviously three and a half. He's
a huge Packer fan. They're down to like practice squad
linebackers on Detroit.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Three people off the practice squad will be playing this week?

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Yeah? Really?

Speaker 7 (41:24):
And they just signed Did they sign Jamal Adams the
former All Pro with the Seahawks and Jets?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
I think it was actually John Adams, the former president.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Wow, Well, he's going to be targeted in the secondary.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Is Jack Campbell play the middle?

Speaker 3 (41:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
But Campbell's soup?

Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh saw? How many other people can you name with
the last name Adams? Go Wednesday, Adams, good one. He's
just gonna name the entire family is that more? Tricia No,
Wesley Wi Wisley, Wesley.

Speaker 7 (42:05):
Wesley from Princess Brian Adams.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
The.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Wesley snipes. Yeah, I stiking of Elvis Presley, keep going
so so far more more Trisian and Wesleykay Adams. Oh
there you go think, think George Carlin joke for a
second photographer Antsel Adams, And that's what you would. My

(42:32):
dad loves Hansel Adams. I thought you would say, Ansel Adams.
What else does he love driving with Tommy? Okay, now
I don't need history. Put got to wait till tomorrow.
Next second.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
Trailer.

Speaker 7 (42:51):
I was watching the trailer for the holiday for those
of who then hadn't put that story together, like when
that happened yesterday?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, Jesus, all right, let's do what really matters when
the power Trip. Wanta returning back to this good stuff
for you dude again? No, no, Lieber today he was
on yesterday. Sorry, Tommy, Carly's gonna be hearing a little
bit us. We don't know about Parker Fox, but Tom
Pello Sarah at seven to forty Fargo Flash he said
it's gonna be here as well.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
That's why he's coming in for Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Powate Tip, Morning Shoe. Yeah, we got to talk about
the big acts, very fruiting class. We got to yeah,
power Tree, Morning Joe Fan.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Guys, we're gonna make history today in the show.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
It feels like we're back. By the way, we are
back with the Circus or Circus music. I was looking
at the Circus Pus Christmas music. Yeah, we're back. I
just feel I feel I'm so excited to listen so
good back to the podcast now with music on.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, it changes my end to everything.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Yeah, it feels so it feels like we're back. I agree,
it's Christmas time. We got to soak to send you guys,
we have four weeks. I agree, it's circus time. Yeah,
because Circus peanuts.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
My first ever Circus peanut.

Speaker 14 (44:05):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Circus peanut? He just jumped through the windows game. Yeah,
the door beside it.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
He chose the window.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
Opening it up right.

Speaker 12 (44:21):
Now?

Speaker 2 (44:21):
Are these marshmallows?

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, basically it's just candy.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
You know what, well, sugar, I feel like that basketball
the other day.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Yeah, yeah, pretty much. I don't taste that.

Speaker 2 (44:31):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (44:32):
Oh, like I said, you can only have about four
or five at a time. Yeah, they're not pungent.

Speaker 5 (44:38):
You can't have that whole bag you throw up, Like
if there's like a pantry of candy, that's one of.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
The last ones you're grabbing. Panty of candy, a pantry.
I'm sorry, he's going, all right, Chris, your thoughts first ever.
I can't believe you've never had one. That's kind of crazy.
It's all sugar. It's it's just okay.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
It has the consistency of marshmallow, which I like. But
my god, that's a lot of sugar. It sure is.
I mean that is a thank you for your honest
way into diabetic coma. Yeah, that is a lot of sugar. Wow,
that's all it is. Yeah, could you eat more than
one of these?

Speaker 1 (45:21):
You like a nerve ball with sugar on it? Yeah,
I don't think I've ever had one.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
It's like eating a spoonful of sugar. Who uh, it
helps the medicine go down. Yeah, you guys want them? Sure,
take them on over there. Wow, that is that is problematic.
That's a lot of sugar.

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Huh, it's good.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It tastes good.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Will Max was bringing the rest of the bag over here.
Zacho reminds me too, because he'll be here in like
thirty minutes. Don't forget. You still have another chance today
to get in on the Old World Junior's package that
we're giving away a trip for two to Ottawa campeon
dot com keyword contest and then click on the Old
World Junior's section and the keyword for today is skates.

(46:05):
Oh keyword is skates Cafe dot com keyword contest and
then type in the word skates and then be by
your phone because we're going to call one of you
in the eight o'clock hour. Sauce you were picked yesterday, right,
so Marne on Monday, Chris yesterday, Chris, I'm sorry on Tuesday,
Sauce yesterday. So we're down to Parish or Mike Madonno.
And then whoever doesn't get selected in the eight o'clock

(46:27):
hour today, the fifth winner is via the podcast Zacho.
Put a keyword in one the podcast or the podcasters,
we'll get the fifth player. And then whoever wins tomorrow,
whoever they are representing in initials, that person will win
a trip for two to Ottawa to see the World Juniors.
And that's like a month. That's pretty cool. I've never
been to Ottawa, like my original prize, you know, really

(46:51):
sweet idea, and it's to promote that the World Juniors
are going to be here in twenty twenty six. That's sweet.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Is Madonna going to be on here for a couple
of segments before I have heard what time he's going
to be here?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Obviously he's gonna I think he's gonna be here before.

Speaker 5 (47:03):
The game because I want to I mean a question,
a couple of questions for him, if you guys can remember,
go on, so his so hockey sticks, right, they all
have their signature curve, and he has a famous one,
Like everyone has his curve if you can ask him about,
Like I don't know if you guys will get in
the mailbox money talk at all, but like that'd be
a good question, like what percentage do you get from

(47:23):
people using your curve?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
And then the other one would be.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Does he get mailbox money for being a Mighty Ducks
one having a cameo?

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Yeah, Like what what's that like?

Speaker 5 (47:34):
And like it probably felt so cool being in a movie,
you know, yeah for sure, But you guys, Mike McDonald,
that's a huge get.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
That's massive. One of the all timers, right, the best
American born hockey players of all time and one of
the best hockey players of all time.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
We're big, big time.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I think he is the best American born hockey Does
he have the most goals for an American born hockey player.
That'll be so cool. They'll have him in. Yeah, what's
he doing now? Is he still part of the wild staff?
Wasn't he well for a while? Yeah? I believe he's
in the front office on something. I wonder if he
lives on the east side. He's probably an east side guy,

(48:11):
you think, Oh yeah, still Water. Probably, I'm pretty sure
he lives. I'm sorry, what's it like. It's fun.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
And by the way, Maxie, he just left the studio.
Go get fargo flash.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
Sorry.

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Oh, putting candy right here is like putting coke in
front of a cokead.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yeah that's too much, man, that's too much sugar. Yeah,
no such thing, brother, No such thing. Born in nineteen
seventy on June seventh, So he's six months older than me.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
He Lavonia, Michigan.

Speaker 1 (48:41):
From Michigan. Huh, Yeah, that's.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Where he's born. I don't know if that's where he
grew up.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Does it say where he went to college?

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Early life? Lavonia Michigan. Third child grew up in Highland
Township Do School mischief behavior Madonna. Madonna got into sports
because because he was michievous mischievous. Really yeah, I decided

(49:10):
to try him in hockey. Learned it well local hockey teams.
Part of Detroit Red Wings team in the nineteen eighty
two Quebec International Pee Wee Hockey Tournament. Minor career in
Detroit's Little Caesar's Triple A Hockey Club.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
God, how good is that?

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah? Yeah? Family moved to Westland, attended Franklin High School
in Lavonia, Michigan. USA Hockey National Championship. Yeah, I don't see.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
Uh so he didn't go to college? Thatnks like right
right to the bros.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Yeah Stars, Dallas Stars, Red Wings.

Speaker 7 (49:48):
According to Google, he still holds the NHL record for
career points by an American born player with thirteen and
seventy four. He also leads the league with all time
goals by a player born in the United States at
five sixty one.

Speaker 1 (50:02):
He was Nasty and shell ninety nine. It was excellent,
nasty Stars. Yeah, is he one of us? Is he born?

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Race mission?

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Just an absolute weapon? Though you imagine going to the
bar with him my heaven. Basically your age Chris right
in nineteen seventy six months old the right. You guys
are similar. Think of him at Bellaote back in the
day and then okay, he just posting cleaning up. It's
hard to beat the candy man because he's like seven

(50:33):
feet tall. So the candy man just yeah, we'll clean up. Yeah,
I'll come down.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
That thing's bigger than I am, you know, I mean,
oh yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Got some candy stories for you. If you haven't heard
him on here Fargo flashes here. Let's take a little
bit of what really matters, shall we, Because Chris you
said you got some good stuff.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
That's good stuff for you today.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
I certainly Trevor Lawrence headed to the i R with
the concussion. He's missing at least four games, but there's
only five games left, so everybody's saying this is the
season ender for Trevor Lawrence. He does have a I
think a shoulder problem. Yeah, so they're saying, if there
is silver lining here, now, you don't have to wait
for the season and you can just have the surgery
on your shoulder now and get ahead of that. I

(51:13):
think he would rather have his brain intact than this
has then wait, you know, just wait the five weeks
and get the surgery in January. But I guess they're
gonna wait for the concussion to clear up and then
have the surgery on the shoulder as soon as possible.

Speaker 16 (51:24):
Do you see what Brady said just saying, how should
the NFL penalize quarterbacks for going into their slide too late?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I mean it's it was it's such a bang bang yeah.
I digitally the argument on Twitter should the NFL just
eliminate the ability to slide? Like take the slide out
of the game. I mean, that's how crazy this is.
The debate has been since they hit on Sunday is
what do we do with this? I agree? And you
know that maybe quarterbacks can't run? Yeah, I mean it's
it's like that would take all the fun out of

(51:55):
it minute.

Speaker 16 (51:56):
The minute you leave the pocket, it goes back to
the line of scrimmage.

Speaker 1 (51:59):
I mean, it's just or you just like tag them. Oh,
calm down.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
I don't need to be too much of a sporto.
But I've seen so many people be so angry about
this suspension and everything like that. Am I the only
one that saw the forearm. I know it was egregious,
and I understand that the quarterbacks do take advantage of
the rule. I understand that sometimes it's it's too much,
but this one was not the one to stand on

(52:31):
a hill for. This was bad.

Speaker 16 (52:33):
I think the mentality of a defensive player when a
quarterback either in the pocket or leaves, it's different.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I think it's a different mentality. I think they're trying
to take them out. I really do.

Speaker 16 (52:42):
I mean, because you take a quarterback out of off
a team, we know there's a huge difference between that
first guy and that second guy.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
It's just you.

Speaker 16 (52:51):
You go after a quarterback differently than you go after
a running back or a wide receiver. Part of it's
because they're a little bit maybe more vulnerable, because it
seems like they're a little bit of a glass Joe.
I don't know if it speaking because they're taking so
many hits, right, but they tend to like, you know,
you just the concussion thing. And I do, and I
do think they when a guy pulls that ball down

(53:11):
and starts leaving the pocket, there's a different mentality to
rip his head off.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
What really matters though, is this okay?

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Sorry? I got distracted by Wikipedia page and somebody's ex wife.
I'm gonna tell you who it was, but I'm sure
you know who. Never mind they're distracting. Bitcoin hit one
hundred thousand dollars for the first time yesterday, it sure did,

(53:42):
surging to a record high as the president, liked is
preparing to usher in crypto friendly policies when he takes
office in January. Corey, it's been good knowing you.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I don't have any bitcoin I have. I have dose coins.
That's different, and dose Coin's been unbelievadb I thought the
wrong thing. Yeah, you tried to buy you know what's so?
If it's funny, So I saw that bitcoin crossed one
hundred k, and it's been in the high nineties for like,
I don't know, a couple of weeks, so it's been
on the brink of going to six figures. I remember
when you accidentally bought bitcoin cash same, I wonder we

(54:18):
should go back. What would it be worse if somebody
is willing to do this? That was that must have
been twenty twenty, right, that was like the crypto billion
Yeah yearobably, wasn't it the summer of twenty twenty where
it was just everybody was riding Doze to the moon
until Elon hosted SNL and then it Crashedsha. But now
it's it's it's like mid forties. Now Dozes back to

(54:39):
the mid forties. It's like it's been on fire the
last six weeks. Anyway, if somebody is willing to do this,
go back into the podcast, see if you can find
the day that Chris Hockey accidentally bought bitcoin cash instead
of bitcoin, and.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
Then email them all but don't copy me.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
And then figure out if what the price bitcoin was
that day, and then see what it is now. My
guess is it was probably like thirty thousand. So my
guess is it's like a three and a half X sir. Yeah,
So it's not like it's not like you had one
hundred thousand dollars in the bitcoin cash and if you
had had it in bitcoin, it would have been three

(55:17):
hundred and fifty thousand. I don't know what you put
in there, but if you would have put on two
thousand dollars or something, then you'd have like sixty five
hundred right now. That's my hunch is that you're on
like twenty nine thousand, twenty nine thousand. Yeah, summer of
twenty twenty. Yeah, that's what I thought. We're around thirty
ish or so. Now it's at one hundred three and
a half X in four years. Just pretty freaking good.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
I put on one hundred thousand dollars and sold it
at ninety four cents.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah, that's what you bought Dose. Well, I believe you, honestly.
I think I think you bought Dose in the low
sixties if I remember right, and it was right before
it crashed. Yeah, now again now it's back in the
mid forties.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, I caused it, but remember.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Everyone thought I was gonna boom after SML, and then
I just crashed because he remember, he have made fun
of it, right, even though he's a big believer in DOGE,
he made fun of it and said it was a scam,
and then it just plummeted.

Speaker 1 (56:08):
I remember his mom was on SNL and she's like,
don't get me doche coin for Mother's Day and he's
like okay. So like he made fun of it, and
everybody's like, oh god, he thinks it's a scam too,
and everybody dumped it right when Chris bought it. You're
welcome everybody, right, when he bought it.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
But speaking of three and a half X, that's what
doje is the last that's what.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
You're not.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
You're very skinny these days. But it's the best joke
I got.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
It's funny. Total side note. I just saw the playoffs
on that screen. Do you know how you guys are
talking about core versus four? Go on, why don't you
just like C versus three? I like the rhyming versus three? Yeah,
so it's like three teams?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Would you do three? You mean I get three? Yeah?
What's that? I get three? You get the field, but
then I get to pick, So it's like a verse.
So flips. Sure, I'll take three. I'll take three. Okay,
let's calm down. I just having fun here. Listen. This
is three for the college football player.

Speaker 16 (57:11):
Yeah, you get three teams against your fine, Oh gosh,
take that three.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
I take the three. I mean I I mean, I
mean maybe I guess I would take.

Speaker 10 (57:23):
Thee away by the way, the the eighth in thing.
Oh yeah, it's alive. Up to early dude, we have
two options. Let's quickly go through this.

Speaker 1 (57:36):
When we come back, debate how we handled.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
K Off after this on the fan, Hey, Tommy, I guess,
guess what part of this song your shorts remind me of?

Speaker 12 (57:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
What part of the Sundays do they remind me?

Speaker 5 (57:54):
Up?

Speaker 12 (57:55):
We know, game Battle, seeing the Ancient You Tide Carl,
It's Christmas.

Speaker 2 (58:10):
And blasting.

Speaker 3 (58:12):
Mists the Holy.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
Good Morning, I for Bye Patrick, Morning Show, Fargo Fla,
Tommy Olsen Cast one thousands. It's freezing outside of you
already know that I'm not breaking eighty years.

Speaker 1 (58:29):
Yeah, this is i'd like, honest mis like post football game. Yeah,
he's showing me his anatomy with a circus peanut, is that?
Yeahs yeah, post football?

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Yeah right, I feel you hawk, I haven't seen you
for a while. How you been, buddy?

Speaker 1 (58:54):
Hundred bucks? Oh yeah, oh thank you.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
What's this cat?

Speaker 2 (59:03):
No, yeah that's right, Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Yeah, yeah, his spreads didn't cover yeah one by half
a point? Yeah, that was like the crazy one. Yeah
that's right. Yeah where they scored? Was that where they slid? Yeah? Yeah,
that's exactly garbage touchdown.

Speaker 12 (59:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
So briefly, let's talk about bets. The other day, Parcher
Bets posted that Ahan Calliac Manus did not win Big
ten Offensive Player of the Year. What so you Venmoe
immediately but thank you of course, Sauce and I both
one hundred dollars. Justin Gonzimius on Twitter and others were like,
who whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. Ethan still has another year

(59:42):
of eligibility. He's still in play. He's not going in
the draft, not yet. So Tommy to me, we have
two options. Yeah, I'll leave it completely up to you, Okay, Okay.
Option A is we Venmo you the one hundred dollars
back and wait the year, or wait until he goes
pro in his career. You know what I'm saying, like,
wait until it's truly finalized, or we just assume that

(01:00:03):
he's never going to win it, we keep the one
hundred dollars. Saw said that it was our five hundred
to your one hundred. Is that accurate. I have a
picture of what the original bet was. Okay, because if
that's the case, what I'm willing to do is just
let me keep the hundred. Sure, if a year from
now he does win Offensive Player of the Year in
the Big Ten, I will give you your one hundred
dollars back. The five hundred that I owe you plus

(01:00:27):
one year of interest because I've been holding onto your money.
You can do it either way you would like. Yeah,
I feel like that's fair kind encounter, of course. So
originally it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
Was it was Tommy took Ethan to win Big Ten
Player of the Year Offensive Player of the Year one
hundred versus your guys is five hundred each.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
Right, that was the original bet. So you guys have
my hundred, now we sure do? You sure do? It's
sitting in your banks. Let's say.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
If he does win, you each owe me a thousand
next year, but you can keep my money.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Now, that's right, that's right. The counter is I just
double the odds at no extra gain for me. Yeah, yeah,
that's a hard pass.

Speaker 7 (01:01:19):
Yeah, I'd rather just give you the hundred back and
wait a year.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Yeah. Thing, if you're a free shot at five, I
mean it's he's not going to But why would I
give you a free shot at five hundred dollars? Okay,
here we go. That's my counter.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
So my second counter, you guys keep you guys keep
my hundred, and then if he does win, you pay
me back my hundred. So i'd be one hundred and
then another five hundred. Yes, six hundred and then fifty
eight dollars just because that was my number. So to

(01:01:51):
hold on to the hundred for a year is the
fifty eight dollars deal. I'd rather just keep the hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
Yes, yeah, I love it. I don't know if it's freedom.
I going to say it for the draft, because that's
another that is very true. What's the draft? Is that
a thousand? I don't know. Know the big big bet
was the National Title's bet? Talk about that one? Oh yeah,
it was it ten years I don't know. It was
like seven twenty eight. Wild News thanks to our friends

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best record in the National Hockey League. They are seventeen

(01:02:43):
four and four. This is the three game road trip though,
the Ducks, the Kings and then Utah. Get me two right, Tommy,
Utah absolutely best. Have you watched it lately? By the
way I saw it, this summer accident, it was on
some whatever it was cable channel. I'm like, all right,
it's ten minutes the rest of it. I mean, I've

(01:03:04):
seen it. I don't even know how many times I've
seen Points Break. When's df T deuce coming out? Exuse me?
What now?

Speaker 15 (01:03:10):
What now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
Thieves? Good?

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
D T?

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
No way, it looks good, it's got it looks fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
That's correct.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Yeah, you gonna be he was coming to Ottawa. Apparently
we're going to send you to see him.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
H I get it. Did you you like the first one?
Didn't love it? It was it's a heist movie, so right,
it had my attention. It was okay, I can see
why you like it. No, I didn't love it, but.

Speaker 6 (01:03:40):
It's no Point Break. But very few films are old Thomas.
This weekend, I watched a movie that I think that
you love for the very first time. Mission Impossible. Oh my,
haven't the first one. I've never seen it before.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Wait for number two.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
I am not a hand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Here we go, Tommy. Even though this is a spoiler, Max,
please recreate the scene where Tom Cruise tells her that
he has twenty four hours to get believed. You have
nine and fifty eight minutes to stay alive.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
I'm not gonna lose you.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
It's one of the old time best scenes. I don't
think I need to see the second one anymore. I
got point three seconds into the drum roll and he
had already started the scene. He said it like, Bore,
we'll get you, get more fund into your system. It's

(01:04:37):
so good. I'm not getting your and it just keeps
getting better and better and better and better. That's what
I've heard. I heard the first one is like a
low point and then it just gets better from there.
People really rip on Mission. I possible too. I think
it's a top five film of all time. I think
it's best.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Like a little more goofy than the other ones, right,
like a little more like no not real, not not unrealistic,
but it's it's a little bit more out there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
I'll tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
One thing, Max, you will fall in love with the
girl and she is perfect, and then you put there's Max,
there's masks on everybody, and you get lost so much fun.

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
Yeah, that's phenomenal. I can't I can't wait to keep watching.
I see I see all the hype now. The first
half of the first one, I was like, this kind
of just feels like a generic movie. And then once
Tom Cruise started doing his thing, I was like, oh
we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Baby, this is lit. I'm telling you.

Speaker 5 (01:05:25):
I'm telling you right now, you have to mission when
that that scene, that scene, it's it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:05:33):
The it's the scene in the movie. You do it again. No, honestly,
we might have to just watch it and put it
on the audio.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
We do what.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
I don't want to ruin it for him.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
No, I mean, it'll be better when he sees it
if he has a little teaser right now, it's just
it's like seeing the preview.

Speaker 1 (01:05:50):
It will be seeing like seeing the trailer because it
doesn't spoil anything. You just know that he's going to
jump out of a window. And final scene there's.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Right, no, no, no, what's the name of the scene
about the stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:06:02):
It's Blaophon and Chimera. That's the when you just stay
alive scene when she injected yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:06:14):
Yeah, you know. I I've watched videos of ladies doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:16):
So the camera is the the disease, right, and Blofon
is the antidote. Because Blaophon I believe he is like
he was like a Greek hero and Chimera was a monster. Right,
and that's like the backstory to it. I think that's
the I think I'm not. I wasn't great in Greek mythology.
I loved it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
What is Standy Newton?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
And she's in West World? Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:40):
And so they're they're leaning against the wall and Tom
Cruise is like, oh yeah, that's it right there, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
He doesn't cuss right to God, I believe you wait
wrong one stop you here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
God, one banger through a bomb, get the wall. You've
got nineteen hours and your sister before that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
I'm gonna tell you right now.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
Soers is better than Tom Cruisers. I'm not gonna lie
so good. Yeah, you seem like you wanted to save
her more more into her, yes, which I mean, don't
cash those tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
There's a there's a dead guy laying on the floor
that you can see, face down, and I know he's
rolling his eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Think it's so bad.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
When when Tom Cruise is looking at her and he says,
I'm I you know, I won't lose you or whatever
it is as if he's he's poking fun at a
Tom Cruise movie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:58):
Yeah, he's doing Bruce Parry.

Speaker 3 (01:08:07):
That looks.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
Stare.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
Yeah, he's like eighty floors up and he throws a
bomb and then he just jumps out the window.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Of course he does nasty. He can't get away from
her break up a hundred times that he finally just
decides to jump out the window.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
He literally has to go around the world in nineteen
hours and fifty eight minutes to save her, to get
it's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:08:36):
God, I'm excited ye bringing that up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
It's a tough five, he says to her right before
this scene. You just keep getting yourself into situations I
have to get you out of, and you always call
me and I always save you. This is my only
way out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
The sexual tension and the opening scene is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Between him and Dovings, between you watching the TV, between you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
And your.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Loving rams. It's so good.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
I'm so jealous you get to watch for the first time.
I see it's fantastic. Tom Cruise is great and almost
every I don't care super overactor though of course always collateral.
He was phenomenal, all the.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Right fantastic, so great and all the right moves.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Man, I don't think I've ever seen that. Top Gun
is fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Top Gundy oh, top Gun, He's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
That's the that's the Indian remake Top Gandhi Outside is
a bottom gun. Oh my wow, wow, too far, too far?
And I had that.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
Really, I'll give you what really matters. Do you care about?
Real quick? Are the circus penises? I'm still over there?

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Yeah? Hawk is or Tommy is just torn?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Do you guys know what the flavor is supposed to be? Everybody,
please take one and take a bite and tell me
what you think the flavor actually is. Because it's listed,
I think I know what it's supposed to taste.

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
Like I think, I don't want to do it, but
because I think I know, I love.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Doing this because the brain is fascinating to me. Tell
me what you think the flavor is, and then I
will tell you what it actually is, and I guarantee
you it changes what you're tasting. It's the craziest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Can I guess guess? Banana?

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
Okay, what do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Sas Man? That's a good guess. For the record, that's
exactly what I would have said. So if that's wrong,
then I don't know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
What do you think, Fargo?

Speaker 16 (01:10:45):
I think it's I mean, I think banana's a great
guess you, I know your mind saying an orange, right,
I mean it's like, but.

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
Right, it's not a peanut. Well right, it's definitely not
an orange. Tommy, I guess you done.

Speaker 2 (01:10:59):
Sorry, what did you say that same sausage? Yeah, okay,
you're all right.

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
I didn't get it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:03):
I thought it, and I thought, I think it's because
of what you said, Fargo. I thought it was orange
and I read that it was banana, and then I
tasted banana.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I wish they were like chocolate filled. They're terrible, Like chocolate.
Peanut butterfield would be fantastic. Chocolate still make them? Yeah, awful. Right,
we'll talk to Flash. The Gophers took home the axe
yet again. We'll talk about it. Recruiting class too, Recruiting class,
we'll talk about it. If they have enough money to
keep coy parrots and other things like that. This is
the power trip.

Speaker 2 (01:11:28):
Want to join the fan

Speaker 5 (01:11:32):
To