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October 8, 2024 • 72 mins
Cory and Hawk return to the show with stories of fun from across the pond
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Morning, ladies, gentlemen, and welcome to video message number twenty nine.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I hate spunk.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What's one move in bed that makes a mango crazy
every time? Oh you got to get in that funk,
dude spit on that night. Oh that's nice. Listen up.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
The radies just came in for last month. We are
number one. We just grabbed every key. Demograh, super duper.
That's nice. Fight a goo, need a gay?

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Yes, boy, that is good news.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
It is the eighth day of October, Holy Moly of
twenty twenty four. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the bye week.
Welcome to the patch of Morning show on a Tuesday morning.
Here we are. Everybody's back together, bag bah bah bah
and loves to get to what are we happening? Marni
and probably not rosiecause Rosie is still over in the
Great UK today. Old Bony's on his way. Hi Bones,

(00:49):
Hey Bony, if you're on your way and you hear this,
give me a white chocolate mocha please. I need a
little chocolate this morning. You know what, I just probably
start the show. Huh. Here's here's some comedy. Hend up Burner,
Henn a Burner, The Patrick Morrises will come me. Come
on in, man, I'm glad you're here.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Actually name a Disney prince. You can yell it out
and I'll tell you why he's the worst. Prince Charming okay,
Prince Charming who nicknames themselves Prince Charming? What a little douche.
And then he throws a party with all the women
in the kingdom right for himself, does the beeline for
the girl who's so blackout she lost her shoe, tells

(01:27):
her he loves her that night. Next morning, can't find
her when she does not makeup on He's like, where'd
she go? I don't recognize her, then takes her shoe
and puts it on every single girl's foot in the
Kingdom go on wiki feet like a normal person with
a foot fightersh Okay, leave these women alone.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Sweet.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
The band is back together.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
It is Tuesday, October eighth, for the first time since
September twenty seven, all three of us in the same
room at the same time. World Travelers, Sports washers, airplane
flight takers.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
There's Triss, there's Sauce to your morning show. There's Maxo
back there.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Yeah, high hide here.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
John Bonus is on his way with coffee. Yeah, man
to take it some tax loophole. Yeah, he's going to jail.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Got to jail.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
That's okay, that's sex in prison.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
I assume Rosie's still hanging out with Chris Carter.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
He's not back today.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
He's I believe he's going to uh Jersey's in London.
Think he's going to Bulgaria or Afghanistan today. Kimber Boy's going.
He's visiting someplace nice hull cream. I think maybe did
he say Ukraine? Remember did I told you right Max?

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I think he's going to Ukraine. Yeah, he's on the
front line. Is that where he's at.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yeah, he's got a mean with So no Rosie today,
No Marty today.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Marny's gone as well.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Marny's gone too.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah the old say.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What she's doing or not? Oh yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
And she going to the Grand Old Opera see her
friends Tiger Lily Gold.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah yeah, thanks for the invite.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
That's sweet. I want to be friends with rock stars.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, but like you know, she's.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
She is, she's a fan of Tiger Lily Gold and
now they're friends and now she gets to go get
VIP experiences like why can't the deaftones reach out to
me and say you want to go on tour and
hang out and kiss man, hang out with kiss hang out.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
With who Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
You know what though, that's poop, And I don't mind.
I think if we're going to say that she's at
the Grand Opera, we can also tell the truth. She
hates their music. Yeah, it's just the weirdest thing.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
She's like them.

Speaker 5 (03:57):
She hates the name by the way she seeks like
she goes blue boo bub oh.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah. She mocks their.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Guitarists and I don't know why she's like that.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
And when they turn around on the stage, she gives
them the double birds.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah, she's like, keep turning.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Yeah, it is weird how the ruse has lasted this long.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
I can't believe it. I know, I believe her exact quote.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Last week and the email was these dumb bitches are
giving me free tickets to the Grand Old Option.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
She said that.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
She said, I'm not even going to the concert.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
No, yeah, I'm just there for the free drugs. Like
an uber to Milwaukee to see Paul Simon do that.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Yeah, just a person does an asshole? What Oh wait,
I did that?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's what you said? Yeah, sorry, did I missed your sas?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, I missed you guys, Yeah I did.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I heard you on this radio station talking about how
much you were ready to take over the show and
leave us all behind. I didn't say that you thought it.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
I thought it went well. Maxo was excellent, Taco was great.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Max a great job hosting neiled initial game.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It was a good game to what do? Yeah, it
was it was fun what do you do? He did
really well for somebody who hadn't seen the clues until
that exact minute.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
Well.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Again, my strategy in letting him do it was twofold.
Number one, you have a sponsor, it's better that you play,
but number two, you can read. Yeah, and we made
a whole bit about that.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
I said, this is the perfect example of Corey doesn't
want me to do it because he knows I'm terrible
at it.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
Yeah, and I did lean heavily into the hole. You
do have a sponsor, you probably should that. It was
a smart play on my probably should play for the sponsor.
Might as well have Max to it. Max can read. Yeah,
I did a great job. Yeah, he was great.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Thanks. Yeah, it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
I wasn't going a little fast first, but I slowed
it down a little bit and it was it was
it was great.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Nice win sauce. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Thanks, and my good friend Andy can tell you because
we were driving outside of London somewhere kissing. No, we
couldn't kiss because he was he's a terrible driver, doesn't
see well and likes to play himself. Wow, it's the
weirdest thing. Apparently it's an English thing. Did you know
that they call it? They call it bangers and mash me.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
He was driving you around and playing with that's what.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's what they do. That's what they all do. Apparently
you should have seen it. Every car looked and somebody's
just diddling. You didn't care, of course I didn't care.
I'm not gonna go over and be like American, stop
playing with yourself. Well, it's real kind of thank you.
You know that's where we got that from, Paul. Yeah,
I don't know you understand anything about history. Yeah, everything
we got was from from Britain. That's the right way

(06:33):
to say it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, I didn't know that. Just just walk around saying
we got that from Britain.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, okay, don't you know they bang their wingers against
the steering wheel and then mash it. No, that was
gas pedal drive. Please let me finish.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Why do you interrupt every story?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Chris tells against the steering wheel and then they mashed
the gas and give her Hell, that's bangers and mash.
That's what it's called. It's also a great Tom Hanks movie.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
And you watched Andy do that?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well, I mean I didn't make a big deal out
of it.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, well that's kind of you. Yeah, that's real.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Kind of you should bangers a mash on the way home.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I can't reach the steering wheel.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, that's the truth.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
My penis is too small.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
There we know.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Oh well, anyway, you were driving with Andy, Yeah, if.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
We were listening to the Initia game, I was nailing it.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
He can tell you locked in.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I was locked in. But it's easier when you're driving
in the English country side.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
No pressure watching a man.

Speaker 5 (07:30):
So I listened, you know, I don't know six after
the game, after six hours after the game was over
on the podcast, and uh, I felt bad for Max
the entire time because Marnie I thought was going to
put him in a terrible spot for a first time
Initials host because she said Paul Rubens but then she
kept saying Paul Rubin, and I'm like, God, dang it,

(07:50):
she's gonna ring in. And I couldn't remember because I
did that game months ago. I couldn't remember if Paul
Rubens was one of my answers. I'm like, I don't
think it is. But if it had and she had
said Paul Rubin, that's wrong, that would have been a
bad spot for Max Togo whoa, because you have to.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Say no, that's right.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
We took out the gray area years ago because I
leaned heavily against sauce shocking, so now it has to
be pronounced correctly.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
And she said Ruben about five times.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
She did.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
She did guess that almost every answer. Yes, she did,
but why not keep swaying?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
You was so hungry though. Four.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Yeah, there was something that she said that was a
variation of the actual answer, but it was full rank.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
And pulling ran. Yeah, I'm not going to yah, that's
the same thing, the same thing. Yep, that was a
good one. It's a little surprise you got that early.
That was fantastic, little surprise. The vikings are five and
oh as well, see that transition that was professional.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Man was correct.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
I try to tell you guys, here's the here's the
beauty about this season though, And I didn't see a second.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
Of either game while I was gone.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I obviously saw highlights on social media, but didn't have
access to watch either game.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Oh good point. I forgot about that. He said worldwide links, right,
Oh yeah, links world Yeah, look at that. I didn't
think at that Crease good point. Different.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Yeah, the guy is legs, Yeah yeah, Nick Swartz and
on the rich eisenshow right when he said they were
going to go sixteen and one makes a comedian.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
He was kidding.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
When Chris was telling us to be optimistic and let's
let the season play out, even the optimists.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
I can't imagine it was going to be this good.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Right.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's the best part about this is I heard I
heard the up to date over under something like twelve
and a half and a half. Think about that for
a second, even you, Chris, did you think thirteen and four?

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (09:46):
Right, thirteen and four unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's essentially what the goal is now. Otherwise you are
on the under under twelve and five would be sick. Yes,
thirteen and four or that is insane.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
We are five games in the season. I need two
more to win. The bet was Sauce.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Exactly correct, and that is all but a guarantee, all
but a guarantee, and curly and even if Darnald tore
his ACL walk into TCO today. And I think they
find two more wins, of course, because the defense is
that good and Mullins would probably throw three touchdowns and
three interceptions per game.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
For one, But we find a couple of wins. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
And I'll tell you what's even more impressive is how
poopy we've played for the last six quarters and we're
still five and oh, I mean.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Come on, but the defense is good enough to overcome
offensive inefficiency.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Yep, oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
This is also another good example of Minnesota sports. We
are a great city for when expectations are high, we disappoint.
When our expectations are extremely low, that's when we once
in a.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
While surprise ourselves.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
Now, not like the Timberwolves the last twenty years when
they were supposed to win twenty games, they won seventeen. Yeah, right,
so that happens. But we were projected to be one
of the worst teams in the NFL. ESPN picked us
to have the number one overall pick, and that was
a possibility. Yes, yep, yep, and the you know why because.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
ESPs has for every pick sucks.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Nerds wows or whatever.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
I didn't know that that is the dyslexic version of
ESPN know that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Pick sucksrds b Those are printers, right, I think you're right?
Ye insults, Oh man, what was I saying?

Speaker 6 (11:40):
Oh uh?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
The other thing that was the the Sam Donald bit
is now Sam or Sam Brady.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Tom Brady was a six round pick. This is the unicorn.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
I know, on paper it was like, well if Sam
Donald he was the third pick in the draft, and
if we can get out of him would he was
projected to do, then this is going to be pretty good.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I know Baker's had a moment in Tampa Bay and
Sam's having a moment right now with the Minnesota Vikings.
But this is so rare for a guy to suck
for so long and then find the right situation, the
right coach, the right team and have it work. It's
so rare, it almost never happens. It's happening right now.
It's five games. He has regressed a little bit, like

(12:20):
Chris just said, the last six quarters. But I don't know,
I think everybody still believed in Darnold.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
He also got banged around a little bit too. Did
you get hurt a couple of times?

Speaker 2 (12:29):
He got beat up pretty bad? And it was interesting
talking to Ben and Versus after the game because it
was the funniest thing, man Like, we actually went and
had dinner together. Oh yeah, Benny and p D and Pae.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
Never happens, never happens in London, Yeah, in jolly old London.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Whose idea was it?

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Ben's?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Who paid.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Polly?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Yeah, you guys played credit card rou letter?

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Did he just offer to pray?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
We played put your ding dong in this hole?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh? Who won a sushi gloriole?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Clear, that was a great bit, great bit. But so
Pa just picked up the whole test.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
He did, he did. He was very nice. He we
had a great time.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Did Rosie just.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
Tax and offered to pay via tax to Rosie? When
he heard I'm gonna get it, I'm gonna buy Rosie
appeared out of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (13:14):
Oh wow, things doctor, Can you pick up my tab
on the other end of town?

Speaker 2 (13:20):
He's like, I'm at a different restaurant, could you wow?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
That's kind of Rosie.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
Do you believe that he would be willing to be
photographed with you, because he was willing to be photographed
with Viking's Ring of Honor recipients. But would he be
photographed with you common folk in a city like London.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Did you see the picture he posted? He and I no, exactly.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
Well played, well played Christopher.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Well, but I will say this, but I will, but
I will say this. He took a picture with himself
and Josh Hudnett yep, heart Nett and and did not
post it. He said, I would post this picture, but
meets us will give me a lot of crap about it,
so I'm not going to post.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
Pull your hands up.

Speaker 7 (13:59):
Well, he sent it to me and said, hey, I
didn't want to make this about me, but here's a
picture of Josh Hart and he lives in London with
his family.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Hmm, well, did you post it?

Speaker 1 (14:11):
No? I sent it to about eight piece.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
You know he sent that to you for you to
post it.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
I'm not that he'll So he will post photos of
him with Chris Carter and Jake Reid and that's not
about him. But he wants to hold back on the heart. No,
no offense to Chris Carter Jed who gives a rats ass.
I want to see the Heartnet picture, Yeah right, I
want to see Pa with Woody Harrelson.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
That was sweet. Isla Fisher was there too, so pretty
well yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
In person, it's it's take your breath away.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
I believe that.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
Oh my god, is she beautiful? No, do you guys know,
is she like with Woody or something?

Speaker 1 (14:54):
She used to be Sasha Baron Cole.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
I know, but she's not anymore. I'm just throwing because
like she was right there, Yeah, she was right there.

Speaker 5 (15:02):
Well, she was right next to Woody because she is
officially a stage five clinger.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
That's true. Good point, you're right, right, h Plus, you
know there's no better place to be than right beside Woody.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
Well said, and Dean Phillips, right, yeah, how about that.
Just a lot of Minnesotan's there.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
Yeah, yeah, all right.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
I don't I don't know why el A Fisher likes
the Viking so much, but sure, welcome aboard.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Maybe she yeah, she was wearing purple, Yes she was. Yeah,
I'll give her whatever she needs.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Yeah, and Rosie picked up the tab.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
And no, but Pete and Ben were saying, you know,
they the Jets defense did exactly the one thing that
that our quarterback has a problem with. Then that is
they just put three or four people on the line
and and had a pass pass rush that was good
enough that he couldn't find the passing lanes and he

(15:53):
needed to throw and and it was I that's the problem.
That's the scary thing is I don't know if every
team has the talent to do with the Jets take,
because that's a talented defense. But it seems like the
league is like, Okay, here's what we're going to do.
This is how you beat Sam Donald. And they haven't
been all dood because to your point, our defense has
been too good against their off.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
But we also don't need Sam Donald to play at
an MVP level. That's extremely unrealistic to be sustainable the
rest of the way. I know he was NFC Offensive
Player of the Month. We're all happy for that. That's
not probably sustainable. So if we just get a good
Sam Donald, this team's going to be fine.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Right the pessimist sauce that might be like that.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Everybody else that thought this might be a five and
twelve kind of a year, we were worried we were
going to get D minus Sam Donald. This is like
a minus Sam Donald. Yeah, we'll take it. Just facilitate,
just facilitat. Do I have to throw six hundred yards
and seven touchdowns? And he's shown already he can be better,
much better than just a facilitator.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Right, this is not a quote game manager. He can
sling it. Whoa period? Yeah, period? He gets it.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
You got here, Sassy, I got this for you ready.

Speaker 8 (16:59):
Yep, Gophers passed Oh no, no, no, no, Actually you're
just more surprised if they passed P A S. S. E.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
D instead of running the ball on third and ten.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Oh, here's one for you too, Saucer, And be real careful.
Is this okay?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Got it?

Speaker 9 (17:18):
He really is special, Sauce.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
For the first time in a week and a half,
we're all back together. That was pretty special, was it not?

Speaker 1 (17:34):
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Speaker 5 (17:48):
Art you're back after this on the fan fifth and
I'm all right.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
I think y'all that was living proof. He alright, if
I gave you a call sometime and keep you.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
I don't want to leave.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Hey, I got a comfort, thank you, Johnny Bones. I'm
gonna give you some cash today. Yeah, special order. I
have to do it.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Nah, it's a tax loophole. Don't worry about it. They'll
go to jail eventually.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
But for now, Yeah, I'll keep to see warm brother.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
I'm on the seat.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Hey, how was how was your run? Finished? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (18:23):
Yeah, finished and not a terrible time. Chrissy outpaced me
she about the six mile mark. I was feeling pretty empty,
and I just said I gotta stop and get I'm
gonna get it. I'm gonna walk a little bit while
I give some gatorade here, and I said, don't wait
up for me, and taking a look at her splits. Yeah,
she was about a minute and a half paster once
I left her.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Good for her, man, that's good for you.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
But I did not. I did not.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
I was not sure I'd ever be able to run
ten miles again.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
And good for you do it.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
How was how was the weather for it. I wasn't
here on perfect Yeah.

Speaker 10 (18:57):
Yeah, it's forty seven to fifty four degrees when we
woke up that morning, and not too sunny, not too cloudy,
kind of in between gorgeous fall Minnesota. I mean, the
the best thing about the Twin Cities maython the TC
ten mile is the training for it is exactly at
the right time that you want to train for it,
Like September is. September and May are the two best

(19:19):
months for weather in the Twin Cities, and you get
to train all through September as the leaves are starting
to turn or something. And these were definitely starting to
show it a little bit. On the Mississippi Parkway. It
was fantastic.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Did you listen to the Vikings game as you were running?

Speaker 10 (19:34):
So that is that was the upside of her leaving
me at the six mile mark, is that I was
able to turn on the pay.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
I got that.

Speaker 10 (19:42):
I got there just in time to hear the van
giggle pick six, to pop it bed phones to hear
the van giggle six pick six. So yeah, it was
great and then we h then we meandered right after
we finished over to the pill Box downtown Saint Paul
and watched the rest of the game there.

Speaker 2 (20:00):
So it was great. Had a few.

Speaker 11 (20:01):
Beers a little bit, yeah you yeah, what's the pillbo
it's a little it's a little bar and uh downtown
and they've got a very good chicken of waffle, so
I'll tell you that it's especially good after a ten
mile run.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
So interesting.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, it was great. Yeah, let me tell you very good.
Let me tell you something. Yes I have I know
Zacho's not here till whenever, but uh, I don't know
about the whole biday thing. Cool, you know, wash your buttthole.
That's fine. But let me tell you what's a game changer?
Oh so the hotel we stayed in, what is snake?

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Today's Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Yeah, so last night for me, Sunday night, I guess
for everybody anyway, it was really fancy. It was right
right across the street from Hyde Park, and that son
of a bitch had a heated toilet. See oh, and
it's like it had a sensor on it. The new one.
I might have to too, because there's warm when I

(20:59):
got there. This is the craziest thing. And you sat
down there and it changed your life. I wasn't even
that cold. But apparently my butt cheeks were and I
sat down there.

Speaker 10 (21:11):
I don't think that's the investment you think it is.
I think that that's something you could just you can
just take care of.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, I wired up my car battery to it last night.
Yeah that's what it sounded like.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
Yeah, you're still sick over there? What's going on over there? No,
I just have bad allergies. Ie.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
You sit down and you get a good spread, man.
Oh yeah, I mean and eventually your feet start to
fall asleep because you're so toasty and you're having room
service to deliver. How long were you there? For a
long time, A long long time. I woke up in
the middle of night. I was like, you know, I
think my butt cheeks were cold, and I just went
and sat down on Seriously, you guys ever sat on

(21:51):
a heated toilet seat.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
You don't know.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, it's a game changer.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
Next level it is, especially specifically be from Minnesota, where
that is a winter struggle. Yeah, just putting it, putting
those cheeks against those icicles that we call toilet.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Seats, That's right, it's a game changer. I need I'm
gonna I need a new toilet anyway. So I'm gonna
go toilet and heat a toilet seat, and I might
just stay home all the time. You can keep it today.
I don't know about the bidet thing. I have a
problem with water shooting inside me. Whoa, I know, I
don't know how to use it right.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
You need like a smart toilet like my dummer Noll.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
It like plays music and like in that South Park episode,
you need one of those.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, get this one. It's on Amazon. It's seven grand.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I can't possibly hook it up myself. Oh seven grand
for an er.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Yeah, but it like it plays really relaxing Japanese music
while you sit.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
On Yeah, and it's tankless and everything.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
You should get it.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
I can't do that.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
Can I send it to you?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
You can send it to me, sure, if you want.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
If you send it to me, it's uh, let's see here,
what does this bastard do?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Can't do that.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
It eliminates waste heated.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
S receipt I'm not kidnya Boonesy. It's it's a way.

Speaker 10 (23:10):
Japan has them everywhere. Yeah, that's the South Park. Yeah, everywhere,
pretty much pretty much every hotel has them.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
Yeah they did it, so sure other countries have advancements
and toilets.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
But being back in the States, Chris after a week and.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
A half being gone, I freaking hate that Europe has
such a distaste for public toilets. It honestly makes it tough, right,
Like almost every there's no public toilets almost every business.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
If you don't pay, they don't want you to go
in there.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
So there's like you can go to fast food joints,
there's toilet codes on the receipt right, So it's there's
a lot of times you're walking around you're.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
Going, oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. Where the
hell am I going to go to the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (23:52):
And it's a problem, Like I don't even know what
my options are and they do not want you to go.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Yeah, that sucks. It's bad.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
There's there's a lack of toilets, trash cans and napkins.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Yes, ye, all of that is true. They have us,
they have us crushed on. Public transit system is the best.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I was such a big boy, I did all by myself.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
I freaking love it. The trains are the best. It's
so easy, it's so clean, it's so safe. It's awesome.
Did you see the Locknest Monster.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
No, it didn't go anywhere near Lochness. Really, you, Sauce
don't get We spend.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
Most of our time and it's just sterling in Edinburgh.
But Sauce, you will hate Edinburgh, Scotland. Why it's all
inclines and stairs. There are so many stairs and every street.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Is at an angle.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
That's yeah, it is. Max can back me up, right, Max.
It's it's so hilly. It's so hilly, but it's awesome.
It's magical.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Yeah, no, it's it's magic called Edinburgh is what I
imagine London was going to.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Be, if that makes sense.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Yeah, yeah, it's like I feel like it's it's just
a magical version of.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
That's what I said. It feels more like London should be.
But then London.

Speaker 5 (25:12):
Feels like Times Square if Edinburgh just like grew up,
you know.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
What I mean.

Speaker 5 (25:18):
It feels more European than London. It really does, for sure,
because it feels more historic. But man, I was there
were there were days I would come around the corner
and look up and see about I don't know, one
hundred and seventy stairs going Oh man, Sauce would be
ubering back to the apartment and saying take me back
to the States.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
It's it is awesome and it's worth it.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
But man, it's a lot of walking, a lot of walking.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
I'm glad though, that you think about me when you're
on vacation.

Speaker 2 (25:46):
I didn't.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
I didn't much except for that city in that moment,
because man, there are yeah, no endless stairs.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
How's the weather? The best part?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
It was basically fifty four and overcast every excellent, spectacular, excellent.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Wendy, you didn't go drizzle?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
No? No?

Speaker 1 (26:08):
Did you go see Hawk's Land? Didn't find it?

Speaker 6 (26:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I couldn't see.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
I couldn't see where you were a landowner in Scotland.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Yeah, he is a lord. D lord.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Is that on the Isle of Isla?

Speaker 1 (26:20):
I bet you it is?

Speaker 10 (26:22):
Well it was Lafroig right Lefroy. Yeah, well lafreyg Distillery
is on the Isle of Isla, which I visited. I
did not know to me that I should go. Uh.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
I like my I like my peaty sketches, so I
know this was This is Edinburgh, Scotland and not London,
and these are both London references.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
But stay with me.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
I was at a McDonald's in Scotland.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
And there was about a fourteen or fifteen year old
kid on the phone one table over from me, and
he was having a pretty loud conversation. But about an
eighty year old lady was sitting at table over from him,
eating by yourself.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
They were both eating by themselves.

Speaker 5 (27:02):
And about ten minutes in, she just stands up and
starts berating this kid, like, basically, nobody wants to hear
your conversation.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
So think of.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
Nanny McPhee m fing a fifteen year old Ricky Gervais.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
It was, it was, It was the best.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
He dropped so many sea bombs on this eighty year old.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Oh dude, it was.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
She was like, nobody wants to hit you a conversation.

Speaker 5 (27:31):
He's like, off your sea bomb, and he was basically saying,
we don't need sea bombs like you and our society.
It was the best five minute fight between an eighty
year old and a fifteen year old I have ever seen.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
It was epic.

Speaker 5 (27:46):
And I'm sitting there by myself because my girls had
already gone back to the to the apartment because they
eat like adults.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
So I'm like, I gonna stop and get something.

Speaker 5 (27:53):
So I met McDonald's watching the Fight of the century
and I couldn't stop laughing. And I couldn't I didn't
think for one second that this should be filmed. I'm
not good at that at realizing that this is a
viral esque awesome fight.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
And my phone is in my pocket. Paul your hands,
eighty year old wood Hawk.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
She didn't seem well. I mean, she's eighty, but she's
very mean.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
She didn't seem Oh. I had to like this kid's conversation.

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I'm absolutely because I like the I like the I
like the ladies to be fiery and uh and uh, you.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
Know you like to be tossed around here.

Speaker 2 (28:29):
Sure, but I saw a fight on a subway as well,
physically verbal. No, I was by myself. I left Creasols
with Andy at some five hundred year old bar and
I was gonna make my way back. And I got
on the train feeling pretty good about myself. And there
were two girls in the early twenties who had their bags.

(28:50):
They were obviously coming home from the airport, and they
put their bags in the seat across from them. And
this train was packed, and this old white dude got
on and he was not happy about it. And he
wasn't old like decrepit old. He was old, like almost decrepit,
and pissed about it, and they argued for twenty five minutes,
and I kid you not, it was full on f

(29:12):
u f you, no, fuf you, You're what's wrong with society.
You're what's wrong with society. Twenty five minutes of it,
and eventually I just started smiling. I was like, this
is the great thing of her.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
It's fun and not be involved in it front row
seat to the whole time and.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Watching people try to pretend it's not happening around them
and like they can't hear it, like they're on their phones,
like they don't know what's going on.

Speaker 12 (29:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (29:32):
The the cherry on top of my story was after
the lady got m aft and left because she had
she had basically told them off when she was about
to leave because she had just you know, had enough.
He walked around and basically did a survey.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Was my conversation bothering and and all.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Of those were like, no, I didn't have a problem
with it. Well, then f that sea bomb.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
He went from table to table basically, good, just tell me,
tell me if my conversation it's like, no, buddy, it's unanimous.
Nobody was bothered by it except for her, but he
wanted to validate it, and just she had left five
minutes ago, he was still calling her the sea bomb.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
He's pulling together a focus group.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (30:10):
By the way, never never hung up with the person
he was on the phone with, so he kept reiterating
to the person he was talking to. It's unanimous, It's unanimous.
This sea bomb was this and it was awesome. Why
did I not film that?

Speaker 1 (30:24):
Brilliance? Yeah, brilliance is the word they use all the time.
Everything's brilliant over there.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Brilliants chis y legend, they say, legend, legend a lot.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
All right, we're a bunch of sea bombs and we're
gonna do sports when we get back. This is the
Power trop Morning Show on the fin Welcome back to
the Power Troop Morning Show. Hi, how come she were
just come back? Dry like bed? I mean it's not
the worst. Ye, We're already right back to the show.

(30:59):
Forget the music, We're back to the show that just
raw By the way, speaking of raw Dog in it,
do you guys remember a couple of weeks ago. A
couple of weeks ago, we did a story during headlines
about the percentage of people that could go on a
flight without using a phone or a time just stare, right,

(31:22):
and I'm like, nobody does that anymore.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Right.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
The flight from Minneapolis to London, I was sitting next
to a guy who was with a newborn and his wife.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
The NonStop from minneaples.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
NonStop eight hours.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Yes, and there is a screen in front of him.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
He spent the first hour so trying to get the
kid to sleep, right, which I get it. It's not
digital time, it's not screen time when you're focused on
making sure the kids are then the kids asleep, his
wife starts watching a movie. This guy's one seed over
for me. He's staring into a black screen. Didn't turn
the screen on.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Do you not have headphones?

Speaker 13 (31:57):
No?

Speaker 5 (31:57):
And at first, well, and of course they offer you headphones.
And at first I thought, oh, maybe his screen's not
working because it's just black. I've never really seen a
black screen normally, it's just at like a homepage.

Speaker 13 (32:08):
No.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
Later I watched him playing with it was on.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
He stared at a black screen for about an hour
and a half and I would kind of side, I aim, going,
is he sleeping? Nope, eyes were wide open, and it
honestly freaked me out.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm like, this guy's just it's been an hour and
a half. He's just staring at a dark screen. Is
he contemplating life?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Is he having an existential crisis?

Speaker 1 (32:29):
What is this guy's deal?

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Was he trying to turn it on with his mind?

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Maybe he was looking at his own reflection, questioning life joys,
but he was very comfortable.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
It made me extremely uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Turn on a screen, dude, watch a rerun of Friends
on mute. Just don't stare at nothingness.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, oh god, it was weird. Yeah. Should we douced
for us? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, many, I was staying here. We gotta do a
the new We got new ones.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Let me check this hang out time now for frond
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Let me find these? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
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Speaker 2 (33:25):
Thanks. That's some blank Yeah, holidays is the best. I
should have done that before the ten month. That's what
I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah, why didn't you do that?

Speaker 2 (33:31):
Why do you do it? Dude? I forgot. I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I don't enough blunt to the point, honest, we appreciate blunt. Yeah, passide.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
The Chiefs won twenty six thirteen over the Saints. The
Chiefs and Vikings are five and zero. The Saints fall
to two and three Mahomes three hundred and thirty one
yards and a pick Kareem Hunt, who's now back with
the Chiefs.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
I know you gotta be careful with that word one O.

Speaker 5 (33:57):
Two on the ground and I touched on those twenty
seven carries. Saust nine hours ago, you tweeted, I don't
care about Taylor, Donna Kelcey or Jason kelce ESPN is
making this unwatchable.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
I'm turning Monday Night Football off.

Speaker 7 (34:09):
Yeah, and I know nobody cares, uh because millions and
millions and millions are watching it.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
But I did. I took a stand.

Speaker 7 (34:19):
I don't care about Donna Kelcey or Taylor Swift or
Jason Kelcey. It's relentless and it's awful, and they just
it's like the Chiefs are playing nobody.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I just can't watch it anymore.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Ten hours ago, you tweeted a gift of Adam Sandler
doing the thumbs down, and you tweeted, please show Kelsey Moore.

Speaker 6 (34:37):
Yah.

Speaker 7 (34:41):
Yeah, I try and watch every NFL game. I love
the NFL. It's only on for a short period of time.
I try and watch every single game at but five
minutes into the second quarter I turned it off.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Can't do it.

Speaker 5 (34:55):
Nine hours ago, you tweeted, the Chiefs converted a fourth
and a foot and Akman loses his mind.

Speaker 7 (34:59):
He did acted like it was fourth and goal from
the one in the super Bowl. It wasn't that big
of a deal. Can't do it. I'm out.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
Nine hours ago you tweeted Kelsey wasn't set no penalty.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
So you didn't turn it off?

Speaker 1 (35:13):
No, this was before Oh okay, uh yeah, I stand
by that.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
Ten hours ago, ESPN tweeted a photo of Travis Kelcey
with Travis found the camera.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You retweeted that and just said wig wig.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Yeah, I stand by that. I thought you were commenting
on his political party.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
No, no, that's a whig.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
That's how he would have spelled it. Eleven hours ago.
So this might have been before the game. Who knows,
eleven hours ago you tweeted ESPN in thirty five minutes
hasn't said a thing about the Saints.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Yeah, that's true. Yep.

Speaker 7 (35:50):
I stand by that ESPN sucks. They've ruined football. I
may be the only man on the s island, but
I'm gonna stand on the silod. It's unbearable to watch
Joe buck loses his mind and needs new pants every
time there is some kind of minuscule play done by
the Chiefs, and then they immediately pan to Jason Kelsey

(36:11):
and then his dumb looking brother who dresses like he
got dressed at a church rummage sale in the dark.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
It just he looks stupid.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
What church has a rummage sale in the dark? Of them,
you wouldn't know.

Speaker 5 (36:24):
I went through a whole bunch of like monasteries and
abbeys and things in the last week and a half.
How can they sell anything? How can you see the
price tags? If the rummage sales in the dark yesterday.

Speaker 7 (36:37):
Was great, I can say real dumb words and the
only person that would correct me is Grim.

Speaker 5 (36:43):
That's why I like Grim. Well, by the way, I
know it's a couple of days delayed, but can it?
Can you at least thank me for betting against the golfers.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, not that. Sure.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
It was a huge win for me, but I saved
everybody's ass and the charge challenge this weekend. If I
pass on Lamar and take Jordan Love, Chris gets Lamar,
and it's basically over for all of us. Yeah, and
so sure I'm pulling away now you are. But if
it goes the other way, good point he is. He's
killing the four of view and now I'm in big trouble.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
It's over.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
So it was fifty to fifty. I had to pick
between Lamar and Jordan Love. I made the right chose wisely,
but I also saved me and everybody else. This would
have been a you just you can't have the ghost
have thirty two points. Yeah, and Chris was a fifty
to fifty shot away from getting that.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And if you watch that game, and I watched.

Speaker 5 (37:38):
It via Yahoo's box score, because again I didn't have
Max's bootleg link. Lamar had so many chances in the
fourth and in overtime to put up even more points.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
Is one of the best football games I've ever seen.

Speaker 13 (37:52):
It.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
He could have had forty ish or so fantasy points.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
And if Chris gets that, we might as well just
wrap it up and say all of us are bad boy.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
You know why that gave was so lucky. There was
no mention of the Kelsey family.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
I'll tell you that that stiff arm throw for touchdowns
one of the best things I've ever seen. Yeah, I
can't believe it. I can't believe what I saw.

Speaker 7 (38:11):
He's gonna win, as Maxo said yesterday, He's gonna win
the MVP again.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
He's gonna be a three time MVP.

Speaker 6 (38:16):
He has the same like through the first four or
five games or whatever last year, and this year he
has almost identical numbers, just more yards and more touchdowns.

Speaker 2 (38:24):
So he literally might win it for a third time.
But isn't the same thing.

Speaker 10 (38:28):
And it happened that Nowace happens and he gets the
snot kicked out of him and then he has trouble
in the postseason.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
Yeah, it's a regular season award though, Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
It is.

Speaker 10 (38:35):
Yeah, you're right, Yeah, seventeen games with a lot of
games to be playing.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Like that, All right, talking about yourselves, Rhode Island, neither.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
It was beautiful all but one day and then one
day it rained. Was the best day ever.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Yeah, I bet yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
The stadium was exactly what you remember it being a
lot of purple over there.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
Yeah, that was awesome. Man, it was so fun to watch.
I love the eight to thirty football. Loved it, yea, yeah,
loved it. The game ended at like eleven fifty five
and we rolled right into eight more hours of foosball.

Speaker 10 (39:10):
Yeah, there were when we were there, there was like
the power Trip events and so on where there's some
you know, events for Vikings fans.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Rosie was there with j and Chris Carter taking five
of the IP parties. Right, Not really it was I'm
mixing with the fans, but sure there were some opportunities
for the elite.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
Yeah, Rosie, just Rosie, just Rosie.

Speaker 5 (39:31):
On DraftKings odds win the Super Bowl twenty twenty five
this season next year, the Chiefs are still the favorites
at plus four fifty.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
They're undefeated after winning last night. Oh good good.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
If the.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Vikings and Chiefs played today for the Super Bowl, who
do you think would win?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
The Vikings? The Vikings are a better team.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
The second squad is the Ravens at seven and a
half to one. If the Ravens and Vikings score off
today in the Super Bowl, who would win.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
The Ravens by about twenty one points? Really, so your
big rate. The Ravens are the best team in football.

Speaker 5 (40:08):
The third most likely to win the Super Bowl according
to Draft Kings at eight to one, is still the
San Francisco forty nine ers, because they're still betting on
in Vegas is still betting on that team getting healthy,
and then.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
If they are, they're gonna be very tough to beat.

Speaker 5 (40:21):
Niners in Vikings NFC title game if both teams are healthy.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
Yeah, but the Niners are healthy, aren't they.

Speaker 5 (40:27):
They're getting closer. I mean without McCaffrey, it's obviously a
huge difference.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
But Vikings will have home field. Yeah, they're real close
to being done. If they don't start.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Correct, they gotta get and they played that.

Speaker 7 (40:38):
They're at the Seahawks on and then at the Chiefs,
and then they play the Cowboys and then at the
Bucks and then back at the Seahawks.

Speaker 6 (40:45):
That's a tough schedule. And McAffrey has two bum legs now,
not just one.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
What's with legs? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
Man, how much of course he did?

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Oh yeah, absolutely something I didn't expect. I really thought
they were gonna be two people smacking each other eight cheeks.
That's as wars. Yeah, that's ass.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, Mark's first description to that.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
The only other team that is favored more than the
Vikings to win the Super Bowl Chiefs Ravens, Niners, and
at ten to one, the Detroit Lions.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, that's the Lions are elite.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
The Vikings are tied for fifth most likely. They started
the season preseason at eighty to one. They're down to
eleven to one to win the Super Bowl.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:31):
You now, this is where game versus the Lions is
a big game.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Two weeks that's a home game, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
they got to that's here.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
Yeah, they got to hold Serve. You got to win
at home in that game. Yeah, there's a big difference
between winning this division and having to go on the
road or you know, being a wildcard team in the
NFL playoffs.

Speaker 5 (41:55):
It's so weird how expectations change. Right three weeks ago,
if you would have told me this team is getting
the post, he's gonna say that's a win. Now we're
complaining that we might not get home field, or we
might not win the division, or might not have a
first round by It's like, geez, this is a I'll
take anything. At this point, I thought this season was
going to be an absolute throwaway.

Speaker 10 (42:13):
Yeah, it looks like the Lions and Vikings were in
the same division of the two best teams in the NFC.
Right now, you are correct, and only one of them
can win the division and get the first round by
the other one is gonna have to play somebody.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
And then be on the road.

Speaker 10 (42:33):
So yeah, it's an important game because you don't want
to if you make it to the second round of
the playoffs, you don't want to be going on the
road to Detroit or.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
That's Washington, Washing. Washington is very good. I can't believe
Washington's that quarterback. Man, he's a stud. They started zero
and one and they've won force. If you believe in them.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
The Commanders are thirty to one.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
Yeah, well that's that's a good one because they're going
to win the East. Yeah, the East is terrible. What
are they?

Speaker 7 (43:04):
What is Jayden to win the MVP? Right, it's going
to be the first rookie sent what rookie?

Speaker 5 (43:13):
Patrick Mahomes is the favorite. Josh Allen and Lamar Jackson
are second c. J. Stroud is still fourth, and then
Sam Donald is sixth, Jayden Daniels fifth. Yeah, so it
goes uh Mahomes, Allen, Jackson, Stroud, Daniels, Donald, Yeah crazy.
Sam Darnold the sixth most likely to win MV. What
is the odds thirteen to one? Enjoy the season, right,

(43:37):
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I can't believe I've been pretty good at fantasy football
fund You're very good at it. I can't believe it's I.

Speaker 10 (44:54):
Think it's brilliant that you being the Ghost, just how
you're going to do the best I think the best
way to be person who doesn't get anybody that the
rest of the dinglings, picky.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Gigglings.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
Let's do what really matters. I do scores and stats
around the world of sports. Sauce likes that part. Then
everybody likes what Chris says because it's something else that's right.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
Ready, that's right, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
That's what really matters.

Speaker 5 (45:18):
Alds a couple of games last night, the Tigers and
Guardians now knotted up at one game apiece. After a
three to nothing win by the Detroit Tigers over the
Guardians and the Royals, four to two over the Yankees.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Donny, I believe all four.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Series are one.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
One is that after it is correct?

Speaker 2 (45:34):
How about this baseball man?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (45:36):
I mean it's so much fun to tune into these games.
They're so pressure packed. I miss it.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
Yeah. The Mets guy like hits what a single? Or
they walk the leading of the tying run and I
was listening to PT. I don't know what happened, but
it was a lot of fun.

Speaker 10 (45:54):
It was a it was a hell of a finish
at Philadelphia one of this there was a.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
There, John. Do you have any finishes that you would
like to share with the class?

Speaker 2 (46:05):
You can say it, brother, Yeah, listen to the Hogster. No,
I don't think I will share anybody.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
You did it right because you hesitated and now you're
keeping a super which means you have some because you
could have you could have immediately been like, no.

Speaker 6 (46:15):
I don't really have any. Can you write them down?
I just want to know, person, this one must podcast.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
While you get it on, can we just all have
one guess and you can say warmer or colder?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Good idea? I'm coming up with the fetish? Is that right?
You don't know it's weird?

Speaker 10 (46:32):
Yeah, there's so lost.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
We've learned that over the last couple years with Toy.

Speaker 12 (46:39):
He thinks a lot of extremely weird things are mainstream
when they're not. As we always say, When Max or
Hockey is like what to you, you know you've crossed
over and he doesn't understand that he's about to shock
the room.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
He just thinks, oh, this is like my breakfast. No, no,
not unmust have you even heard of that? We haven't
even heard of it. And he has a nickname for it.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
We're in morning radio. This sad, sad stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
It just scares us and he's bored with it. He's
done it so many times morning.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
We scan the internet in case you're wondering, Max, if
I ever have another child, I'm gonna name it Max
or Hockey. Thank you, You're welcome, Bax, Max Max, Max
or Hockey. Is this I'd like to tell you guys
the story that we were discussing during the break, but

(47:34):
it's going to get us into trouble. Yeah, honestly, you
just played the SNL schedule. The youth iss just know
the youth yea is lost. The youth has not gone wild,
not anymore. But so instead I'm gonna give you this,
and this is kind of a new story, but I
don't know how to feel about this. It's soon going
to cost you five dollars a ticket to play the

(47:55):
Mega Millions.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
What? Oh wow? Really?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Yeah, that's right. How are your managers saying Mega Millions
tickets are going to jump from their current two bucks
to five dollars starting next year? Really? The promise is
that the more expensive tickets will lead the larger jetpots.
This will be the second time since two thousand and
two that Mega Millions prices have gone up. The new
five dollars price tag begins April, and April the should
say lottery managers say there are no plans to change

(48:18):
the power Ball tickets. I think that's kind of a
good idea, and five dollars is quite the jump, quite
the jump.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
But dumb question, and I think I would know the
answer if they're not changing the odds on the Mega Millions.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
I think this is a mistake.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Because I do think this is going to price a
lot of casual, lot of refans out. You're still going
to get the diehard, You're still going to get the
the gambling addicts.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Right, That's what bothers me about it.

Speaker 5 (48:44):
But you're getting people that are like, well, and I'll
throw four to six bucks and get two or three tickets.
If it's five dollars a ticket, that's a little bit
of sticker shock. You're going to lose a lot of
casual gambling.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
I mean, obviously they not say anything. They've done research,
the show down work. There's no doubt about that. But
and I'm sure it has something to do with that
stuff I was talking to you guys about with the
gambling mind and all that stuff. But so basically, if
you lost one for every two, you'd still make money

(49:16):
because you're charging five bucks a ticket instead of two
dollars a ticket, right, right.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
Yeah, So you can lose half the gambling population and
still be ahead of the courage.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
I just did math. I need a break, thank you.
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
I mean I would argue that I think it's going
to lose me a little bit. I do it for fun.
I know, I have no chance. I just want to
be involved. But if it's going to cost me five
dollars just to get one ticket, I'm not getting three
or four tickets.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
I'm a buy one hundred of them. Yeah, and no way,
here's what PJ. F like I had to say, good luck.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Oh, thank you. That's very kind of you, sir.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Right when it gets to be eight hundred million or
a billion, right, which we've seen so so what you
throw ten dollars at it and you get like five tickets,
you feel like you have a little bit of a steak.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
Yeah at five dollars a pop.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Yeah, I'm not going to throw twenty five or thirty
or fifty dollars at tickets PJ.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
When I know I'm going to burn that money. PJ.

Speaker 9 (50:12):
There's always hope, Yes, there is about that.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
You got a problem, pH Like you said, they've done
the studies, They've done statistical breakdown and analysis, and they
I'm sure they have a reason why they think this
is going to work.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I think it's going to backfire.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
PJ.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
We have a lot of data. Okay, okay, good luck
with your data. Hope it works out.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
He's the kid from the Goodies.

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Yeah, brilliant legend. I bet you.

Speaker 10 (50:39):
The strategy is basically, if you get bigger jackpots, if
it's harder to win, you get more publicity, right, Like,
people pay attention once it gets to like.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, well dollars get and a half time, and.

Speaker 5 (50:56):
You're going to have fewer people playing, which means it's
more likely that it doesn't get it. That's right, fer
people playing, more money in the pot, higher number.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (51:07):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 10 (51:08):
You have the same amount of money as wagered. Fewer
people will win, and the pot will go up faster
and we'll get a two billion dollar a four billion dollar.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Yeah, and then I'm gonna be pissed because then, of
course I'm gonna buy tickets, of.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Course, and I'm gonna be pissed. I have all that
money to spend it, and I know what to do
with it. Yeah, you'll give me some though, right, Hell yeah, man,
here's one for you, and here's one for you. Hey.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Did you hear over the weekend?

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (51:34):
I don't know, hopefully not what I thought I said.
Did you hear that.

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Over the weekend hockey buy a South End by the sea?
Zip up the one soccer game?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I'm a supporter, brother?

Speaker 1 (51:45):
How much was it?

Speaker 2 (51:46):
You know what? The they have franks or deutsch marks
or something. I don't know how much it was. I
don't know what it was. And he took you to
one of his teams. Due I went to South End
that was in his home game as well. Yeah, yeah,
oh fun. Yeah, it was super fun, super fun. Thank you,
my good friend Andy.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
Were they bad?

Speaker 2 (52:06):
It was a fun game. Yeah, it was real fun.
This seems not good and there's a reason, and you know,
I can tell you the whole story, but I will
say this, by the way, I forgot to say, you guys,
when we were talking in the first segment Core about
the lack of trash cans, he said, that's because people
put bombs in trash cans.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
Oh man, Yeah, well, so I had a new bird
driver explain to me that, you know, Andy once got stabbed, right, yeah,
he get stabbed outside of a no, but he he
obviously based on our accidents, realized we were from the
States almost immediately not hard to pick up. And he
was explaining that, you know, London, Scotlands super super super

(52:46):
super safe, right in the big seam of things. Yeah,
but London, if you're gonna get any violence aimed at you,
it's gonna be knives, right, they don't have gun violence.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
That's us. We do the guns.

Speaker 5 (52:59):
So you're very it's very unlikely you get shot in London,
but you sure as hell might get stabbed and then
I guess Scotland's basically none of that.

Speaker 1 (53:08):
You're not going to get stabbed or shot.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
But London he was basically telling us, well, there are
definitely parts of town I wouldn't go into. Him like, wow,
I've never really felt that. He's like, well, you're not
gonna get shot in the face, but you might get
stabbed in the back. I'm like, hey, I got a
further gut stabbed walking out of a casino once.

Speaker 1 (53:22):
Good luck. Yeah, makes sense.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
So apparently look out for knives and trash can bombs.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
And I guess pickpockets. I had two people warm me
about pickpockets.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
That is a huge thing we were talking about, though, Max,
So you brought it up, like both those situations where
he Cory saw the argument and I saw the argument.
In the United States, you'd have to be careful for
the gun totally. Somebody's pulling out a gun at some point.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
Didn't worry about it for one second.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
One second.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Nanny McPhee's packing the kid. But in the States the
kid might be.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
This.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
How about.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
I'm so glad you brought that up, because this is
the other thing that is very Unamerican risk. There were
two police officers fifteen feet away. They didn't do a
thing because they were like, what's gonna happen?

Speaker 1 (54:08):
What's the worst that can happen? This is just an argument. Yeah,
in America, it is let's calm this down because guns.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Might come out.

Speaker 6 (54:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Yeah, they didn't flinch. In fact, they were smiling as
as widely as I was. Couldn't have cared less, Like
unless this gets crazy and I don't think it's going
to it's going to stand here.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That's interesting because I think flinch the sea word means
so much more over here. Yeah right, yeah, right, Like
the cops might have had to step in because they're
calling this old lady a seaward.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Yeah right right here, that'd be like, you're mean, yeah,
that doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Yeah, you're right, PJ, PJH. I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 1 (54:41):
By, Good to see you. You like him, right, Yeah,
you're back on the PJ bandwig. Yeah, he's They have
been very good the last two games.

Speaker 7 (54:49):
He should have won in Michigan and PJ and they
fight out one against USC.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Those are two big teams and they should have beat
both of them.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
PJ. How do you feel about saus he really is special.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I agree, Yeah, over football is at UCLA Saturday night,
eight o'clock right here on the fan, damn right.

Speaker 10 (55:03):
I also say this, I went to that game Saturday,
and it feels like a Big ten college football game
should field, And I mean yeah, and that Iowa and
eight years ago before it was there, it was it
was a fraction that level of excitement. And now that
might have had something to do with the being Saturday

(55:23):
night in usc coming get down for a while, Like
no question that that played plays into it. But it
feels like a big time college football atmosphere. And that
is something that has gradually grown throughout the PJ. Fleck era,
and it's something that you've You've got to give him
the credit and it's a legitimate program.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
And as long as he trusts the quarterback and lets
the quarterback throw, that's amazing. It will continue to go.
If he reverts back to what he has been, it
won't work.

Speaker 10 (55:53):
I have the exact same issues with him and his
game plans on a regular basis. But guy, you car
is running a program and turning up program from from
somewhat of a joke really for the last how many
fifty years into something that is a legitimate, you know
made not a you know contender every year for the

(56:13):
Big Dead title, not one of the Big four and
the Big five, but something that people go to and
watch and it's something that the community rallies around.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
That's great. It has changed, has changed significantly.

Speaker 5 (56:24):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Coy perrit?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
My goodness?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Excellent? Yeah, he's great. But what really matters is this?

Speaker 2 (56:34):
We got a break. We'll come back out and tell
you how about that?

Speaker 1 (56:37):
More of what really matters after this on the Power
Triom wanted to on the van.

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Speaker 2 (57:06):
Thank you, Max O Dot your morning show. Well, what
really matters is this? Yeah, you're right about that? Mm hm.

Speaker 1 (57:18):
You know what I mean? Sure?

Speaker 2 (57:19):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (57:19):
Who me.

Speaker 13 (57:22):
Me?

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Yeah? You beat?

Speaker 2 (57:26):
This is not a good story, man, I'm not gonna
use it. I'm gonna tell you in the news.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
That suppressing.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
It's very depressing, but it's also a public service message.
I'll just say this, if you're a semi truck driver,
don't look at porn when you're driving down the road.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
That's fantastic advice. Thank you.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
That's very kind of you. H thank you. Yeah, because
it could result in multiple deaths. Yeah, I know, yeah, point,
that's that is the point. Yeah, that's right, man, I know.
I don't blame him. I didn't do it, Thank God.
I like me some born, but I do not drive
a semi So you do while you're driving. I'm just
that encouraged me not suck.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
When does my dad ever encourage you not to tell?

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Great point? He does tell me.

Speaker 1 (58:16):
Never mind, you know what, why is he putting? Why
is he always along with the gag?

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It's a great question.

Speaker 14 (58:24):
I was asking that too, great question. Tears, But it
sounds like that. My god, you've been there. That's has
been there. It's been like apression. Will you do your
sloth impression? I don't remember howes you know.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
I was familiar with which sloth you're talking about.

Speaker 5 (58:44):
I believe the last time he did his sloth impression.
He once famously said goony, goony, Yes he did, which
was not something he said in the film, apparently not.
I think that was like fan fiction, you know, with
the impression. Sometimes you have to take some liberties here.
And I think Chris just said I if there ever
is a Goonies too, that's loth probably would at some

(59:05):
point to say goonies, goonies, goonies, like he's trying to
summon beetlejuice.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Se No, it's mine. What really matters is this strangest
ways people have died?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Oh no.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
According to EMTs, they had a gentleman come in who
was choking. He got very very high and went into
his freezer and started eating frozen chicken, got a part
of it, a lodging his throat and choke and die.
That's the Monchies right there. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's
hard to chew frozen chicken.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
Yeah, that can't be good.

Speaker 7 (59:39):
No, I knew somebody who got really high once tried
to eat frozen hot pockets.

Speaker 5 (59:45):
Luke no Sean, no scene Bear, no Markley, no Marlar,
no Garl no doves Bounce no uh the beard hug
tank beards Lee near.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Is no no, no Dan Graziano.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Shorts, No.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Golf Skulchi, who's Golden Skoldldemort, No Gandalf.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Chris ass Are they getting closer? I'm just naming wizards.
Are you gonna tell us? No? Torpedo Tom?

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Who's that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:28):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Who did we know?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Who is in the story?

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Just tell us, Please tell us who did it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
It was a friend of seam Bears. Oh wow, so
a friend of a friend of a friend.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Josh Hartnett.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Well, Rosie doesn't want to, you know, make it a
bus of him. Is Rosie gonna miss the Links game tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
Man? I mean he was in.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
London, so it's tough the ticket.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
He didn't know Game five was going to be tonight.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Amar, it'll be on it like four am in London.

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Man, it must be lonely brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
God, I wish we could play that. Just slammer.

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Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
I have a Wild Science sound bite. Let me play
it for you. Here's Johnny Hines, are our coach on
raising the effort level as we run into.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
The raising the FN level also is just as good
level around here.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
What he's saying, raise the roof, Johnny Hines.

Speaker 13 (01:01:46):
Yeah, it's something we've really emphasized. You know, I think
the league is the second after league, and you know,
the number one factor to winning games is is your
competitiveness and being tenacious. And I thought that something we've
emphasized in the style of Practiceason the way we played
and felt like we yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
That's.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
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Speaker 5 (01:02:05):
The wild season starts on Thursday at seven o'clock. They're
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Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
On the fan the Wow game for goalie.

Speaker 5 (01:02:11):
Yes, pervost At a two year, four point four million
dollar contract extension. He's twenty one years old. He was
the twentieth overall pick in twenty twenty one out of Sweden.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
What do you think he asked for? PJ? He is
off the charts intelligence.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Wow, that's the chart man. He's been so kind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
I love having you here, PJ. It's good to see you, buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
He's talking to you, Paul Jeffrey Lambert. I'm glad to
be here. I love being here. There's no other place
I'd rather be than here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
He's the solution.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 5 (01:02:42):
What about Dave Matthews at the Gorge? I've done that,
so you would rather be here?

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:48):
So if somebody said right now, Dave Matthews later tonight
at the Gorge, you can go there or do the
power Trip tomorrow morning.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Which when do you pick? That's a good question. That's
always even close. It's Dave Matthews at the Gorge, but
not perfect. This is the only place I'd rather be.

Speaker 7 (01:03:07):
Dave Matthews is not going to play at the Gorge
at four point fifty one am Washington time, but.

Speaker 5 (01:03:13):
He's What if he's on the other side of the
planet right now playing a concert and you could have
gone for free?

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
Yeah, period, Yeah, I'd rather do that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Hey, PJ, what's your favorite Dave Matthew song?

Speaker 1 (01:03:25):
In His Eyes? I think that's Peter. That's that song Wrails.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
I missed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
That sounds like Lady You're scaring USA. It sounds like
freaking stunts. So what just happened.

Speaker 5 (01:03:44):
Yeah, John Bonus is during your role play dom Are
you LARPing on our show right now?

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
You're an old woman? Do you want to do?

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
You want to bitch out a fifteen year old kid
at McDonald's Edinburgh, Scotland about talking on his phone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:57):
We missed him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
We haven't missed you, Johnny bones As.

Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
Yeah, we missed all of you.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Hey, PJ, give me a deep, deep, deep salt and
pepper tract.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Do you like much much much?

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
I've never heard of that of you. O. Wow, I
didn't know was such a big so I think you
might have missed a letter.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Yeah, oh Jesus, much much much? Hey, PJ? Can I
ask you the same question? God?

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
This is this is what a live power to press conference.
We're trying it live. Hey PJ.

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
What would it sound like if Sauce tried to pronounce
the capital of Germany three times?

Speaker 2 (01:04:40):
Much much much?

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Hey PJ?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
What does Kelly say that Sauce never is willing to
do much much much?

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
I told you my sources are saying, man, he guess
one you've heard differently, though?

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
What is?

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
What is?

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
What is Johnny Bonus like to do? Eats?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Wow? You are just dirty and nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I love having you, hear Pete?

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I love her dirty?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Call you Pete? Can I call you Pee?

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
You are dirty and nasty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
That's a good thing. Yeah, you're right, it is on
this show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Is it my turn or your turn?

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
I believe I don't know The links?

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
Game five tonight, seven o'clock, Connecticut, and the links are
tied at to a piece seven o'clock. The winner advances
to the w let's go links, A think about going tonight?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
What times that game?

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
Seven?

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
See? That's good, that's perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Are you going?

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
I might go that game will be over by nine?
Fitting Yeah, dumb question.

Speaker 5 (01:05:41):
Yes, but again, I've been off the grid for a
week and a half. Who would they be facing in
the final New York Liberty? So they be what aces? Yes,
they were against liberty, conditos, liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
All right, he is off the it's intelligent. Oh that's
so kind, speaking of off the charts intelligence. If you
have a crow that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Won't leave you alone, like what's his face in the movie?

Speaker 2 (01:06:07):
Yeah, he very unpopular, very unpopular name.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
He's still kicking popular belief.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Mom, Dad, I love you, but why do you have
to name me?

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Jim. We like the name James.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
He's still in my ear the raven. If you want
to get rid of a crow, they like cheery cheetos,
I should say they like cheetos along with being easy
to spot because they're bright orange color. They're one of
crow's favorite treats. In fact, ornithologists often use cheetos to

(01:06:55):
study crow's behavior.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
How would that help you get rid of them?

Speaker 2 (01:06:58):
If you have cheetos, they're gonna follow you.

Speaker 15 (01:07:00):
Stop Who's stopping birds? Magic Johnson sides Jack and the
bean Stock? Come on, a giant, dude, I had a
basketball joy he had a basketball joke in yours? Doesn't
even make any sense. Why would the giant from Jack
and the bean Stock stomp birds?

Speaker 13 (01:07:23):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Like take for example, like, uh, how do I say this?
Like if you were trying to stop birds?

Speaker 7 (01:07:32):
Right, we were in a bird stopping contest, you take
the tallest person available?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
Right? Is that Olympic sports?

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
What kind of birds are we stomping?

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:07:41):
Crows that heat cheatos?

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Okay, I mean if it was if it was like
an ostrich, I would say I need a giant. I
can't kick the head of an ostrich from the ground.
If it's a crow. I think all of us would
have a pretty fair chance. So I don't know if
height really matters in a crow kicking contest. You know,
I think you're I think you're Oh my god, I
can't believe I'm about to say this. I think you're
overthinking this one.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
I don't think so. Like, for example, let's say right
outside here.

Speaker 5 (01:08:10):
In Saint Louis Park today there was a crow kicking
contest and there wasn't a Dave Matthew show that you
want to do at ten instead, and you and Minute Bowl, Yeah, well, okay, fine,
then his son Bowl Bowl, which sounds like I'm stuttering,
but this is actual name.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
I think we could have used Minute because this is
not really gonna happen.

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
So sauce, in this hypothetical where Minute Bowl is alive,
is it a crow kicking contest in Saint Louis Park, Minnesota?

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
If Manu bowl and I and you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
And John we're all out there, you put all of
your money on Manue to beat us. I would say
one of the five of us kills more crows in
the new bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, I'm one hundred percent of hustler.

Speaker 1 (01:08:59):
I feel good about it. I feel good about my
chances over me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
And I hate those sons a bitch, right, I hate him, Yeah,
he hates them. It's not about the size of the
dog in the fight, your MIC's son. It's fat in
the dog. By the way, links game tonight on kfe An,
Are you going, I'm thinking on my go, Yeah you should.
I got some crows to kick first, though.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
You do stop talking Adam Durrett's sauce.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
Give me a reason, Give me a reason in your
own life where you believe you would kick a bird
in the face.

Speaker 7 (01:09:34):
And I don't mean a Larry bird said this if
it attacked Muppet or winning, I would remember him saying it.
If a bald eagle came down and attacked tried to
go after Muppet, I would shoot it. And I know
you can't do that, but I would do that. Give
her hell, yeah, give her hell. Don't attack my dogs,
my buddy Sean and Brandy and Lucas. All right, So

(01:09:56):
if your dogs off, you would kick a bird's head off.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Man, that's pretty precise.

Speaker 1 (01:10:01):
I mean, I probably this.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Yeah, you guys can all right, so hang on, So
hang on. We're on your porch at your house, and
your dogs you're yeah, this party sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Why it just sucks? It sucks.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Now I'm with Chris. I want to go home to
this blows.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
This is what I don't go out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
This is why I don't play out. This sucks. My
house is sweet. Have you been in there there? I'm
sure he has. Yeah, normally he's there five thirty nine.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
So holy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
What is going on?

Speaker 1 (01:10:43):
He's karate chopping wooden board. So we're on your porch.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
We're on your porch and your dogs are running around
in the backyard and it's great.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
We're having like a mint julips like it's the Kentucky
Derby or something, and and.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
Minot bowls hanging out with all of us. And here
comes a bald eagle going right for muppy. Is you
like three out right? Your muppy's getting targeted?

Speaker 1 (01:11:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
That and that bald eagle wants some muppy tail. Wow,
And either you or Minute has to go kick that
bird in the head.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
Who do you pick? Oh me, I think now that
I think about it, isn't minute. Wasn't minute? Excuse me?

Speaker 5 (01:11:26):
Like one hundred and fifteen pounds rail thin? It was
the male version of olive oil, just seven feet seven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
You don't think he has enough enough meat on his
bones to kill a bald eagle.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
Ball your hands up. Olive oil would hot one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
She greased, Damn she greasy. Her name's olive Oil.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
She's got the curves of a flagpole, and he's into that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
I like them all.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
God, Honestly, your calves of steel would have a much
better chance of killing a bird in bowls. He's got
two picks for legs. Had Yeah, he's dead, he sure is.
He still is dead.

Speaker 2 (01:12:07):
I really thought we'd established that I loved you, guys.
I missed you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
Something the same without you too.

Speaker 5 (01:12:16):
You're right, you guys did not discuss kicking birds to
death in the last week and a half without us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
The news is next.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
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