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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Parkrick Morning Show. Here we are.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
And Parker Fox came in because he's the man, even
though he had a late night last night in a
tough game against a very very good squad in Michigan State.
Our main man is right, and now now you get
to be together.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Look at you.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Parker, Carly, Carlyn Parker are the best friends now. I
think they're. I think they are. Yeah, what's going on.
He's got a nice jacket. He's getting his jacket out there,
man last night.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Man, believe he's tired.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
Yeah, a little tired about a later one too, and
against Michigan State. I don't know if you've ever seen
Michigan State play, but they are go go go, and
it was a little too much for us. So we
I think we learned a lot last night.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Yeah, you must not be that tired. Then, I'm not
too tired. I'm used to it. I've been doing it
long enough, right, Corey.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
But yeah, yeah, I didn't see any of the the highlights.
I saw that you had six points, any of them
monstrous dunks, because you've been on a pretty good role with.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Some highlight reel dunks in the last yeah, I have.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
And last night there was not I think just the
way Michigan State kind of approaches games, they want to
take all that away, like they gotta you know, they'll
allow you to get some stuff, but I think for
the most part they they don't want highlight plays, they
don't want momentum changing plays, and that was something that
we kind of feed our energy off of, especially a
home crowd Michigan State.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
It was.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
It was jacked up in the barn. It was a
really fun environment. So let's go back a week. What
was Thanksgiving in Florida? Like, it was a lot of fun,
although we didn't get to go to any Disney World
features or any ride I know, right know stinks.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
What's the point then, exactly what a waste of time?
You just went to Florida? We went to Gatorland. Zachi
ever been to Gator Land?
Speaker 6 (01:48):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Did you see gatorh a lot?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah, it was like it was like the Como Zoo,
but instead of like a mixture of animals, it was
all alligators.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
So it was kind of cool, but.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
For like five minutes. Yeah, then after that, what do
you do? Just look at more gators? Look at more gators?
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, I guess there are a mini golf course there
it probably was.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
They had a self proclaimed best zip line in the
world and over the top of an alligator over the
top of an alligator pit.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
But I was last. There's got to just so many
better zip lines out.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
There that show it over at alligator like imagine, imagine
something goes wrong and you just follow into the alligator pit.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I have so many questions, but we also have a
winner for the World Juniors Qualifier, Day four. Shane has
answered his fall Sean. I'm sorry, Sean has answered his
for my fault. Sorry Sean, congratulations Jar winner today.
Speaker 7 (02:42):
Yeah, sorry, I was working on the cold didn't have
my ring around. Just got back to the van and
my my vans are ringing and all good.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Slowly down to two options now.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
So the good news is is if you don't win them,
you do win tickets to the World Juniors when they
come here in the Twin Cities in twenty twenty six.
But you could still win the trip for two to
Ottawa if either Mark Parrish or Mike Madonna wins tomorrow.
But you got to pick which one that you think
is going to win. Who do you want? Do you
want Parish or Madonna?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Ooh, I'll go.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
That's the right job called. Yeah, good call, good call.
All right, you got a shot parish can play.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I hope you got a good set of gloves today, buddy.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I do, I do.
Speaker 7 (03:29):
I'm uh. I'm out in salling electric meters. So I
got my leather gloves and my rubber gloves and handwarmers,
so I'm prepared.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, you're doing a real job.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Man.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
We appreciate. Take care of you.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
A bathroom nearby too, right, Oh yeah yeah?
Speaker 7 (03:45):
Or I got a bottle in the back.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I love it, Thank you, Sean, stay warm, buddy. We appreciate.
I think we got all this information.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So good luck.
Speaker 7 (03:54):
Tomorrow, all right, thanks, so day, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
So the fifth, the one that will be attached to
Mike Madonna, was one of the podcasters.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Exactly everybody working outside today. Man, I thank you, I
mean good luck to you.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Say war man. We're thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
That is real work.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Absolutely, my goodness. Hey, can I you just going to
Disney World. Probably every person in America, nay, the world
knew this except for me. But it was one of
those things on the internet yesterday that was like, uh,
I was this years old when I learned this.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
You know what I'm talking about. I never realized that.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Disney Land has l A in it. Disney World has
O r L for Orlando in it. That's how you
know the difference.
Speaker 8 (04:36):
I've never known that Disney l Angeles.
Speaker 9 (04:44):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Well still it's whether it's the truth about correct.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
That's how. Yeah, it's close enough.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Disney World with the O r L for Orlando. That's fantastic.
Now I know which is where?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And I have to ask that question anymore?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Is that cool?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
That's something would have changed everything if you'd known that
before you went.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Is there any chance, any chance they did that on purpose?
Speaker 10 (05:05):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
No, no, that's just a nice little happy accident.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Correct, Yes, like a tree, Tommy, Tommy, and that's a
happy not happy for anybody. Like trees.
Speaker 9 (05:17):
It was happy for one person, was ross happy happy
little trees.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
So they got it.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We haven't done any sports. I guess that's not true.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, it's time for Fan five, brought to you by
Builders and Remodel.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Parker.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
You want me to skip the Gophers score into the hard, Yeah,
go hard with it. Michigan State ninety to seventy two
over the Gophers. The Gophers fall to six and four
Michigan State up to seven and two. Dawson Garcia led
the way for the Gophers with eighteen. But our guy
Parker Fox fourteen minutes, three of five shooting. That's a
fishing as hell. It's sixty percent and six points. So
what do you got next?
Speaker 4 (05:55):
We go to Indiana play Indiana on Monday, which is
probably one of the premier locations in college basketball. If
you've ever ever been to a game in Assembly Hall,
it's incredible, Like you can't even see the top of
the crowd because it gets so dark up there, and
it's so far away, and their students are there an
hour before, and it's the first game of Big Ten,
so it's going to be riled up and we're going
to really have to bring it.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I called college basketball last night and unranked what Creighton
beat to number one Kansas.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah, that Creighton team's legit too. They got a really
good coach. They got actually a freshman from Wisetta who
plays on that team. I think he either starts or plays.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
A lot of minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Uh staff Coo Stuker role close.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, Jackson mccandrews really close though, Is that a real dame?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Don't know where, no idea.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I like it though. Yeah, that's a good team.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Kansas is good as well, but Creighton that's a fun
team to watch, team to watch out for.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
And the Dookies last night beat number two Auburn. So
number one and number two lost last night. But the
Dookies are I mean, they got Cooper flag, So I
don't know why they ranked ninth. Yeah, they should probably be.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
They've lost a couple and some of those emptyamultiple team
events just on close games. But Auburn, you know, Auburn
won the Maui Invitational, so they're coming off a really
good week.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
That's what ranked them to But yeah, Duke's Duke's legit.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Yeah, they're gonna be tough. One of the Boozer kids,
get there? Is that next year?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Next year? Yeah? Next year? The twins?
Speaker 9 (07:14):
The twins incredible, Yeah, both going to Yeah like the
dad's footsteps, you get everybody remember Chris remembers Carlos Boozer.
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Heavy drinker, right, his boys are both supposed to be
the real deal.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
And the Duke.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, yeah, one is like top two or three and
then the other one's like top twenty.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But they're both really good players. Do they have cool names?
Speaker 8 (07:37):
Like names let me.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
They here both see just like their dad. I don't know,
I like I'm out of the high school basketball.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Cameron and Cayden. Yeah, Cameron, Caden.
Speaker 8 (07:47):
Kervyan, Kirvy Boozer, A couple of those.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
Perfect girl, that's wrong with you?
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The Wolves won late last night in Los Angeles. They
won one eight eighty.
Speaker 5 (08:07):
It's almost the identical score when they beat the Lakers
on Monday one oh nine to eighty, but this one
was one eight eighty and at one point the Wolves
led by forty one, dominating and Mags they play.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Uh the why can I think Warriors.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Warriors tomorrow who are who will also be coming off
of back to back, so they will play three straight
teams coming off of back to back.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
Hey, you gotta a win is a win. We didn't
make the schedule, We just got to. We just got
to take care of business. And they couldn't have more
momentum going in and it sounds like the Warriors will be,
uh be a little depleted there coming into that game.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
So it was awesome.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
I mean, holding any team in the NBA, let alone
these two LA teams to eighty points and back to
back games is truly a feat man, and we we're
seeing them start to get it. We're seeing the ball
get less sticky. They're starting to move it around a
little bit. The young guys got some play. Josh Mina
and Luca Garza made some noise last night. Dillingham still hurt,
so it's it's good to see man. It seems like
they're finally getting their group back.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Carly in Parker, did you see that Joe Burrow is
one of the guys that bought the three million dollar batmobile.
There's ten of them, and he bought one of them. Insanity,
And again we mentioned this in the first segment. It's
not even street legal. He can't drive it.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
So what do you do with it? Just I think
you just hold on it, would and sell it.
Speaker 9 (09:16):
I guess you drive it around like I should drive
a huge property you have.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
Yeah, if you have like the Zimmer compound, you just
drive it around your house.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
But also like.
Speaker 8 (09:25):
So nerdy, like if you have a woman over and
you're like, hey, you want to see my batman?
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I don't know if that's nerdy.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I think if you got a woman over, you've got
a three million dollar batmobile that's going to get you
some action.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
I don't think you got some.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Kurvy boozer over to watch the big game. Yeah, she
comes over, show a batmobile.
Speaker 9 (09:43):
Kirvy Boozer was my nickname at the voo.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
An Alcoholic a non alcoholic esta published to welcome into
the stage. Put your hands and ones together for Kirby Boozer.
Get out of here.
Speaker 5 (10:11):
Saucy Kirby Boozer. That was my nickname at the gay nineties.
I mean Costco.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Wow, Costco. Good to know. We're about to get a
text from Tommy. Tommy wants to meet Kirby Boozer. He doesn't.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
Thursday night football tonight, Packers at Lions at seven fifteen.
Of course, the Vikings host Atlanta and Kirk Cousins noon
at us Bank Stadium. This is the cliched question that's
been asked a thousand times. I hope he doesn't get booed. No,
I don't think no, I don't think he will, at
least pregame. Right, Well, if you start booing him, if
he makes whatever during the game, but pregame, there's no
reason to.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Boot Kirk Cousins. He didn't do anything wrong here.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
He was a good dude in the community, good teammates
lit up the numbers for what six years?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Five years long? Was he here? There's no reason to
boot kirk Cousins zero and here's.
Speaker 8 (10:57):
Just abandoned us.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It's fine, they should have paid up.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
Koc On facing Kirk Cousins.
Speaker 10 (11:02):
It's going to be a challenge. You know, he's going
to be very accurate. He's gonna throw it with great
timing and rhythm. He's going to get the ball out
and when he does, it's going to be going to
the right guy. And we got to be, you know,
all eleven mentality every single snap because uh, you know,
he can he can easily put together the type of
performance where he can have you scrambling on defense from
a coverage standpoint, being a play ahead, all those things.
(11:25):
So we we got to do a really good job
with the principles of of our defense that we feel
very strongly about.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, just don't boom them, don't boom.
Speaker 5 (11:34):
Yeah, and let's hope he continues to play like as
right and then Michael Panics can get in there.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Yeah, all right, should we do head on? Do we
get back?
Speaker 5 (11:41):
Oh, it's light a little bit. We'll we'll get away
from sports with Parker Fox and basketball team and Carly
Zucker and your podcast on Thursdays Wednesdays today good time
to all right? And where can people find that?
Speaker 8 (11:56):
That would be on all the iHeart radio platforms, Likedify, Apple,
what's it called?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I'm here we go with Carly Zucker. That's not funny.
Wanted you to this on the fan? What's going on?
Podcast listeners?
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could scoot in so we can.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Oh yeah, seem a little better. Scoot in there, couch,
get closer, scooch.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Good, little scooching well, KIRV booth over, no doubt about it. Hey,
good morning everybody, Patrick Morning Show.
Speaker 9 (13:20):
Yeah, that's right, so good snack King Cole Whales. No
better Christmas, nobody, nobody never. Oh there's one song.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, yeah, yeah, and you love that one. I'm gonna
play that as well for him.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Well can we play that?
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Oh, of course we can. It's a yeah, it's a
jingle buss. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Hey. A Minnesota native is getting a chance to study
in England after winning a Rhodes scholarship. Sarah So of
Plymouth one of thirty two college students selected as Rhodes
scholars this year, only thirty two, and she's a cadet
at the US Military Academy at West Point, one of.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Four cadets selected each year or this year, I should say.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
In addition to being the top ranked female cadet and
physical fitness, So has won two national titles as part
of the West Point parachute team. My goodness, the scholarship
will allow her to study at Oxford University for one year.
Good luck to you. Congratulations Sarah sol of Plymouth. Wow,
how about that?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
That's what we do in Plymouth is just kick out
Rhodes scholars Is that right for what we do?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yeah, you know, I guess technically Tommy's a Rhodes scholar.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Gosh.
Speaker 9 (14:26):
I love how he tells these stories. And he made
the joke right after he told us off the air
that just listened to tomorrow. I think we told the
entire story in that next segment, No doubt. It's already over. Yeah,
people get it. They pieces together, all right, let's do headlines.
I got a bunch of good stuff.
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Speaker 5 (15:00):
According to a recent poll, this just sounds like to
me stating the obvious. But somebody did a survey and
a poll on this, men are more likely to have
financial secrets than women.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Well, duh, right, that's probably fair, definitely.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
I don't know. I think it's a no brainer. Like what.
Speaker 5 (15:21):
I like an extra account that the family doesn't need
to know about.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I don't have that. I'm just I'm just saying I
think that happens more often than not. Actually that's his username.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
Yeah, speaking of speaking of OnlyFans, have you guys seen
what's going on with only fans this week?
Speaker 3 (15:37):
That's in the news. You would be the only one
that knows.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
Well, it's on t m Z and everything. But this
is like mainstream stuff and you don't even have to
know who this is. So this gal Sophie Rain posted,
You've read the story. You've read the story. Here's the
gist of it. She claim she's a virgin, but she
(16:01):
does only fans forty three million dollars she made in
the last year, so a bunch of other OnlyFans content
creators are saying that's just not possible. She has posted
like invoices or statements saying, here's my monthly three point
seven million, here's another four point two million, And she
has shown a video of one guy that's donated almost
(16:25):
five million dollars to her, and you know it's not Chris,
I can't afford that.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
In the video she.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
Posted shows like every three seconds he gives her two
hundred dollars. Just here's two hundred, two hundred two hundred.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Jim carrying dumb and dumber.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
Yeah, you know, And so she claims forty three million
dollars insane.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
I believe it. Man?
Speaker 8 (16:47):
Is it too late for me to claim that I
am a kid?
Speaker 3 (16:55):
Wait? Okay? Is no?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Definitely not Nope, I'm gonna tell you right now in
a very similar saying, there's a bunch of just flat
out w h O R e's that I'm donating big time?
Speaker 9 (17:05):
Yeah, do you still spend money on that lady that
acts like a dog.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And that wasn't for me, that was for zec and
you know it.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So that was fifty bucks you spent on that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
That's money I ever spent.
Speaker 8 (17:15):
It's hard for forty three million.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
You know what's crazy is you know forty three million
that that's like our society's falling apart if this cast
forty three million? But how how much I hate the
guy that donated the five so much?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I hate him so much. He is what he does,
maybe he probably doesn't.
Speaker 8 (17:32):
He has like a family that needs to be supported,
but they're not being fed.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
But if you're donating, if you're donating five million dollars
in a year, you don't have twelve million, No, you
have like one point six billion.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
That million. He's working hard for that core, right, Yeah.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
He Also, if you donate five million dollars to it,
you think you're getting her, right, You think eventually she's
gonna break.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
I think that's what's processing it is. I just think
he likes giving her money.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Is donating money to virgins.
Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yes, for sure.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
But I think when you're donating money to virgens, do
you think you know an average only fan subscriber to
Sophie thinks they have a zero percent chance?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
Right? He thinks, well, maybe it's ten percent.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
Because I gave her five million, he probably still thinks
it's a long shot.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
I have to have a path. Of course, he has
the right thing. I just can't believe it. I still
hate him. I hate that.
Speaker 5 (18:25):
I hate that guy because that guy's garbage. Sure promise
you he's garbage. I promise you, Sauce. Come on, man,
he doesn't want to admit it.
Speaker 3 (18:35):
You know I'm right.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
That guy sucks that Take it in a different direction
real quick. I'm taking different direction, real quick. If he's
wanted to give her five million dollars just to you
know whatever. How much would he give her to actually
do it? That's the point is that's the question. Five
million just to give her sickening?
Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, I ps just to give her tips for her
videos and stuff. Can you imagine what he would pay
to actually have her? It would be fifty percent of
his net worth. If that gentleman is out there listening,
he's not. There are parts of either.
Speaker 6 (19:07):
For real, call me Mary, if you offering up five
million dollars, I will give it immaculate conceptions.
Speaker 9 (19:17):
Weren't you saying yesterday when you worked at the strip
club that people would just come and hand women money.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, for sure, dudes, that's what we all do, but
not what they all do.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Brother, But that's a woman that's right in front of you,
So then you definitely think there's a chance I could
get her.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
She's literally in the same room as me. This is digitally.
Speaker 5 (19:36):
He's got no chance, and he just gives her two
hundred dollars every second and a half. Makes no sense.
He's work speaking of virgins. I'll see if anybody can
get this Madonna Corey Ko for way too long, they
I don't know how they got everybody, to be honest,
but they asked incoming students to Harvard about their current status.
(19:58):
What percentage of Harvard incoming students said that they were virgins?
Speaker 1 (20:04):
I've got as higher than we expect.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Yeah, sixty five. Seventy percent of the dudes.
Speaker 8 (20:08):
They've been studying so hard, so they're I'm going to
guess seventy five percent.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
There is something to that though.
Speaker 6 (20:14):
When you're eighty one, you give up a lot of
your like you to get into one of those school one.
Speaker 9 (20:19):
Hundred percent, you have to Zach, you gotta guess sixty
nine nailed it.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Zachary nailed it. Sixty nine percent. Why let Zach go last?
Speaker 10 (20:28):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (20:28):
Sixty nine percent? That is the highest percentage in eleven
years at Harvard. Who is asking them every year? We
weren't they taking pictures of them but naked? Didn't we
read a story about your Yeah? Yeah, that's right? Yeah,
Like was that got a long history of sixties or something?
I forgot about that story?
Speaker 3 (20:43):
Will you come.
Speaker 8 (20:43):
Across that question on the questionnaire? What an odd situation
when you're like, am I a virgin?
Speaker 3 (20:50):
Yeah? Especially for that sexual intercourse.
Speaker 6 (20:53):
Exactly And you gotta it's got to be more than that, right,
because there's got to be a handful of those people
that are like, yeah, of.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Course, I'm not.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Your mom's watching you fill out the question It's like
being at the doctor's office. If it's your.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Stepmom watching, Wow you are good morning.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, steps And I got stuck in the questionnaire.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
I got hundreds of dollars here for something.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Chris Hockey.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Chris Hockey wins the Mega Moons tomorrow, which is like
five hundred and twenty nine million.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
Let's go.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
Sophie Rain is going to have forty three million dollars,
I think just from him.
Speaker 2 (21:28):
Just again, I'm not interested in that. I need somebody
with some skill. I'm here to learn.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
Yeah, he's here to get bossed around.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
I got no I got nothing to teach nobody.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, he's here to get told what to do right badly.
Speaker 1 (21:45):
Let's go have some fun.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
The United Kingdom is banning date it's your choice. The
United Kingdom is banning daytime television commercials for sugary cereals
and other junk food. It's part of an effort to
curb childhood obesity and TUTA case. So now no more
day time commercials about cereal or junk food in the
UK aren't.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Kids in school, right, We got things to worry about
sugary cereal alone.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
You know what, They do a lot of things over
there way before we do.
Speaker 8 (22:14):
The point, and they banned so many ingredients that that's
what I'm say.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
People who come here on vacation from Europe often get
very sick because they eat their food.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
That's true. Sure, yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
And when you when you go over there, howk you know,
it's like when you're over there for a long period
of time and then you come back and eat our food.
Speaker 3 (22:33):
It's oh yeah, it's a process to get back into
eating our food.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
It's like soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 9 (22:38):
Yeah yeah, mics on, Yeah, that's you.
Speaker 3 (22:43):
All right.
Speaker 5 (22:43):
This is just a weird day of urine on the
power Chair Morning Show.
Speaker 3 (22:46):
But stay with me. This is for Tommy. It's a
great band. By the way.
Speaker 5 (22:49):
The probability of you drinking a glass of water that
contains a molecule of water that also quote passed through
a dinosaur sure is almost one hundred percent. Next time
you're drinking water, there is definitely some molecule of dinosaur.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
Urine in there. Wow, from away that's a great badol. Right,
it is hot. That's hot. I like it. I think
Tommy's gonna think that like it.
Speaker 5 (23:16):
Jennifer Tilly said, she is fine if people end up
leaving chucky dolls on.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Her grave when she dies. All your hands up. So
she's in real housewifes of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 8 (23:26):
I know what you're gonna say, did you do you
know who her ex husband is?
Speaker 3 (23:29):
This is a weird question. And who her current boyfriend is?
Speaker 9 (23:32):
Right, kill is Sam Simon, who's one of the simsons
of The Simpsons. They got divorced in nineteen eighty nine,
and part of her divorce decree was she got a
piece of the Simpsons in nineteen eighty nine.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yeah, she plays constantly on high stakes poker and she's
not very good. So but she has enough money where
it doesn't really matter. Pall your hands. I want to
hawk what I oh? Yeah, my god?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
She has that.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Rains a minute and it cost me four hundred dollars
with tip. That's all that's between us, Carly.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
It's her secret. Is her boyfriend one of the guys
we ran into in Vegas?
Speaker 5 (24:21):
No, it's Phil Locke, is the unibomber if you watched
a lot of w PT and stuff back in the day.
So she won the World Series of Poker Core. It's
probably a women's event.
Speaker 6 (24:30):
I'm being serious invitation.
Speaker 3 (24:35):
I told you probably was. She's not very good. Wow,
my god, she seems nice.
Speaker 1 (24:40):
Seems right.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah, she's great on Real Housewives of Beverly Hill or not.
Speaker 9 (24:45):
Yeah, Oh yeah, Okay, she's fun cool, she's the hockey
of the group, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
She's a slightly over eight fifty three year old man.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
You're not not? Oh man? Uh Parker?
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Would you ever in your life? You've had a lot
of injuries, but still, would you ever run a marathon?
Speaker 10 (25:05):
No?
Speaker 3 (25:05):
I don't think so you're done with that? Yeah, I
think that time is past.
Speaker 5 (25:08):
A doctor in Wisconsin is tired of the world not
aiming bigger. So he beat cancer and says, look, I'm
I'm here to live my life to the fullest. So
he's just going to try to run seven marathons in
seven days on all seven continents.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Jesus.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
His first one is in Antarctica on January thirty. First.
Seven marathons, seven days, seven continents. What do we mean?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Seven days? Like seven simultaneous days within a week.
Speaker 5 (25:36):
So obviously he's going to have to figure out how
to you know, my guess is he's a fast guy. Otherwise, Yeah,
if you're going to if it takes you seven hours
to run the marathon, you're not going to be able
to pull this off. If you can do it in
three or four, then you can get on a flight
and get to the next continent in time.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's going to be incredible.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Get a job, buddy, just like the flight time and
then like the inflammation going up in the air and like.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
That would be. That's going to be brutal. It's a
good point.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
That's tough, and it's time change.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
We always talk about the time change. Yeah, you gotta
go east to west.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
That's going to have to be strategically figured out as well.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
I read an article in one of the magazines about that.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Antarct did just say Antarctica's were Restarting's restarting about that
marathon because I think there's only one and only like
twenty five people running a year.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
Because it's pretty cold.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
It's got to be brutal.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's on January thirty.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, it's pretty terrible.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
Yeah, somebody look up what the temperatures are in Antarctica
on January thirty first.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Seventy four degrees Boy, global warming?
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 5 (26:32):
A forty two year old guy in Connecticut named Andrew Kinghorn.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I know that guy.
Speaker 5 (26:36):
He walked into an Italian restaurant called Papa Tea's last Friday,
Oh hawk. Yeah, he sat at the counter and then
he asked for a menu. Write nothing like dinner by yourself?
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Do you ever do that on the road?
Speaker 4 (26:48):
Park, I'll go out and just like get a coffee
by myself, but not dinner. Now, eating meals by yourself
is the best really.
Speaker 5 (26:55):
Anyway, that's what this guy did. And then he went
to the bathroom. Oh no, and he came out fifteen
minutes later.
Speaker 9 (27:01):
Oh wows kind of because he was completely nudemant.
Speaker 3 (27:08):
To take him fifteen minutes. It's unclear if he was
on drugs.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
So nobody has any idea why this guy that seemingly
just sat at the counter, asked for a menu, went
to the bathroom and then he just came out naked,
and they don't know why.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
He did it.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Sounds like a case of explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 9 (27:24):
Yeah, what if you find out that's the guy donating
that gown all that money.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
But it's a family restaurant, so he is facing charges
of breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Yeah, a place strange, weird.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
Cyber Monday already shattering records. They say it's the biggest
online shopping day ever. This past Cyber Monday, just three
days ago, we collectively spent thirteen point three billion on
Sophie Rain's only fans. No, but thirteen point three billion
ups seven percent from last year. That was about seven percent.
(28:04):
I was about that point three Yeah. Did you buy
a new vacuum?
Speaker 1 (28:09):
I sure did.
Speaker 3 (28:10):
Yeah, I didn't even look to where the other one is.
Don't know, don't care.
Speaker 5 (28:13):
We also set a new record as a society for
total online spending between Thanksgiving Day and Cyber Monday, somewhere
in the forty one billion dollar range. On a similar note,
I can't believe this number is not higher. What percentage
of Americans say this time of year you buy yourself
a gift when you go Christmas shopping for others? Let
(28:36):
me let me get a percentage before us buy are something.
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Bad about yourself?
Speaker 2 (28:39):
If you do this as much as I do, you're
you're out shopping for other people, and of course you're
going to see something you want.
Speaker 5 (28:45):
To and this is the time when there are deals
out the ass cool, the best time of the year
buy something for yourself. My family has strategically waited for
years ago, like, all right, what do we need at
the end of the year. This is the time to
load up. Yeah, right, it should be almost a hundred.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
This is the best time to shop one percent, So
I'll say ninety percent.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Then yeah, i'd say ninety five eighty.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
You made it seem low.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
So I'm going to say like forty.
Speaker 5 (29:11):
Six percent, seventy two sixty nine, thank you, Carly almost.
It's not even close to telling the trap. It's like
the Harvard Virgin's line about whether they've done it or not.
There's no way, it's only forty two.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
No chance versions line. Yeah, great dancers, brilliant.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
They're doing a Christmas show.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
On that talking a tire.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
On Netflix Heday, something called Black Doves at starts. It's
a six episode spy thriller.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
With Kia Knightley that could be good.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
She's a spy looking for revenge after an assassin targets
her and murders her.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Lover one hundred percent around tomatoes is that right? Yeah?
I don't know how many reviews it is though, but
right now it's got one hundred. It's one Chris Hockey.
This looks great.
Speaker 1 (29:59):
So I haven't even seen it reviewed it. Yeah, okay, there's.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Based on the trailer. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
So what I'm trying to think of again, Severance in January, White,
Lotus in February.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
What do we have for this month?
Speaker 2 (30:09):
More?
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Well, No, of course, I don't care.
Speaker 6 (30:13):
Happiest Place, don't care about that Abbot Elementary and it's
always sunny.
Speaker 3 (30:17):
Crossover episode coming up soon, Irrational, is it really? Yeah,
it's phenomenal.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
Order.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
Yeah, there's just nothing to watch right now?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Didn't Did they just release the new season of Hard Knocks?
Is that out now?
Speaker 3 (30:34):
I think yeah? The AFC North, Yeah, they started covering
the end of the season. I saw like fifteen minutes
of it. It was boring as hell. And I love
Hard Knocks. It's just I don't like it when it's
four teams. I don't know. There's something about they just
bounce around. It's I don't know if I care.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Okay, man, it's all four teams Man White and the
AFC nors.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
You can't plan these things, obviously, but imagine what it
would be like if it was the NFC North.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Yeah, sweet with three teams being as good as we are.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Everything going on in Chicago right now just got got
I can't pick the wrong division.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Maybe the only thing I care about the NFC North
or AFC North right now is that Joe Burrow a
bought the Tumbler from the Dark nut of that.
Speaker 9 (31:07):
That's so cool. Three million bucks. If you had Joe
Burrow's money, would you do that? Because you're anti I
think nice car guy and all that's.
Speaker 5 (31:15):
True, but I think he's doing it for an investment.
If it's not street legal, he's not buying it to
drive it around. He's buying it because there's only ten
of them in the world, right, there's ten, So it's
like your home alone thing, exactly like my home alone.
Speaker 4 (31:26):
Lego said, yeah, but you think that he's not like
thinking like, I can't wait. I gotta at least drive this,
like I gotta get.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Some sort of back road.
Speaker 5 (31:33):
Or some or just ask what the fine is for
driving a non streets right here's who you are. Put
me down for two, Yeah, put me down for two
what's the fine if I drive it to practice every day.
Speaker 8 (31:44):
I think he's going to pretend to be actual Batman.
Speaker 3 (31:47):
Well, he has said he wants to get a batsuit.
Speaker 8 (31:49):
Yeah, he's going to pretend to be Batman.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
What if he ends up being a vigilante Zach.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
Yeah, I'm sorry, he's on a horse guy's.
Speaker 3 (32:02):
Yeah, he's doing karate.
Speaker 5 (32:06):
You do a lot of things in your studio, a
lot for activity.
Speaker 3 (32:14):
Man.
Speaker 9 (32:14):
The problem with those rumbas is they're great, they're awesome,
and like the one that like washes like washes or
cleans the floor and then washes the forest. But they
always there, Dwight stream because they just roll through poop.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Well, pick up the like what happens your dog?
Speaker 9 (32:37):
Yeah of course yeah yeah, but like friend, I think
one time it ran over Muppet dump, Muppet left, and
it's like it's a disaster.
Speaker 3 (32:45):
Even though it's like that, how oten are your dogs crack?
Not that much, not anymore.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
But like you know, you haven't heard these stories that
happens all the time.
Speaker 9 (32:58):
I think we've gone through like three of them because
once they go through poop done, Yeah, I mean Dwight
shows up and you frisbee it to him, and he
hoffs it and says.
Speaker 1 (33:11):
All the way here just to get a roomba. Your
story is maybe, by.
Speaker 5 (33:16):
The way, shout out to Dwight. Those aren't lights, so
it's for him to frisbee one. That guys have some
pretty strong.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Forearmsm I'm not sure why, but just the one that's
like the big thing because now they have like cameras
and they avoid it.
Speaker 3 (33:28):
But no, that's false advertisement. They roll right through poop.
Speaker 5 (33:31):
So somebody sent this to us on Twitter a week
or two ago. Have you guys seen gambling on pool
table roomba?
Speaker 3 (33:38):
Oh my god, we got to do that.
Speaker 5 (33:41):
Somebody that you basically set up a ball just like
a normal game of eight ball, and then you put
the room but on the table and just let it go,
and then you basically gamble on which was just you know, solidwins.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
I guess you could.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I guess you could bet on what ball stays up
the longest, but you just gamble on.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
It's it's genius.
Speaker 5 (33:59):
I love Degen gambling, Like, yes, who thought of, like,
let's throw a room on the pool table and gamble
on which ball goes in last?
Speaker 9 (34:05):
Right when the pandemic happened, and all the sports stopped.
Were people like on bet dot net or whatever. Weren't
they betting on like marble races?
Speaker 3 (34:13):
Marble racing?
Speaker 5 (34:14):
Oh yeah, which is this is the same thing, right,
this is the absolute equivalent of marble race.
Speaker 9 (34:19):
I got friends of mine the time like South Korea
horse racing. Because when you're like deep into it horse,
when you're like, you know, two or three in the morning,
there you're.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
In I'm like, mom, a NASCAR fan over there, I'm like,
I'm wearing.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Hats ahorse it would be called booze.
Speaker 9 (34:40):
Yeah, that's a great a bad name for a race.
Didn't somebody tried and talk you into buying one cor Yeah?
Speaker 5 (34:48):
It was a way back in the days, like you
should buy a horse. I think this sounds like a
terrible idea. So I didn't You.
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Almost bought a Korean racing Yeah?
Speaker 3 (34:56):
I bought almost ye.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Look Zimmer right, And according to that story, remember it
was pissed about the horse bit, right, and uh, I
didn't like it, mad at Pa about something and then
wanted to get out of the horse bit.
Speaker 3 (35:09):
That's I don't know, got a horse? Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Oh, because that's okay, that's a joke.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
That's funny, man. Hey, yeah, miss you next week person going.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
If you don't, if you don't ready know this number,
I'm interested to see if how close you guys can get.
And Corey, you may have already seen this. Did you
guys see what Sportico says Kaitlin Clark made last year
or this year twenty twenty four total?
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How much money?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
How much money?
Speaker 2 (35:32):
And that's that's her salary in WNBA, and but mostly
from my endorsements.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
Her WNBA salary is only like seventy thousand dollars, So
I think with endorsements it's got to be it's got
to be in the ten million.
Speaker 3 (35:45):
No, I bet that's like twenty million fifteen.
Speaker 1 (35:49):
He's real good at this. Did you see a Corey?
Speaker 3 (35:50):
I did not know.
Speaker 2 (35:51):
So her salary and bonus for the WNBA was one
hundred thousand. For endorsements, she made another eleven million. Wow,
So she made eleven one million dollars. Eleven million of
eleven point one was an endorsement.
Speaker 3 (36:03):
Hey, Parker, how about shout out to Page Beckers.
Speaker 5 (36:06):
Do you see that she is the first nil athlete
now to have her signature shoes, So Nike's making a
shoe for her while she's still in college.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
Pretty sweet shoe too. It's got like her two favorite colors.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
It's got the zip code of of Minneapolis and then
the zip code of wherever Yukon is located, and then
it's got a couple other details.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
They're really cool. I got to get myself a pair
for sure. Interesting, super cool. Good for her.
Speaker 5 (36:28):
So does she get a cut of every shoe or
is it's just like a flat.
Speaker 4 (36:32):
So she's got a lot of really really cool endorsement
deal She's got like stock X, she's obviously got Nike,
she's got Chag a couple other ones.
Speaker 3 (36:39):
But like she's doing some really really sweet stuff.
Speaker 5 (36:42):
Do you think she's uh how what's the gap between
Caitlin Clark and Page Beckers. Are they similar talent levels?
Speaker 3 (36:47):
I think I think they are.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
I think Caitlyn is obviously kind of molded herself with
that name recently, but like you go back three four years,
like it was all Pagebackers.
Speaker 3 (36:55):
She won National Player of the Year as a freshman.
Speaker 4 (36:57):
I mean, she has some pretty brutal injuries, some knee
and that kind of deteriorated her her kind of career.
Speaker 3 (37:02):
A little bit.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
But like she's still gonna be the number one pick,
and she's going to be right there, Tottel, But I
mean give credit to Kaitlyn. She's really kind of solidified herself.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Pages from here, and Caitlyn grew up loving the Links.
How do we get one of the two of them here?
I don't care which one is. Let's just find a
way to get one of the two of them at
some point in their career on the Links. You gotta
make that work age. You'll be playing for Dallas next year.
Speaker 1 (37:26):
Cowboys.
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (37:27):
Yeah, her and Michael Parsons. Interesting, Okay, Man Zimmer's defense,
that's terrible.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
It's bad. It's gonna blame PA even more real.
Speaker 1 (37:37):
Quick before we get a break out.
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Speaker 5 (37:57):
That'll be tomorrow of course as well. Carly, thanks for
your time here. Awesome, I'll be here we Go podcast
with Carly's available on.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
All podcasts padforms today.
Speaker 5 (38:04):
No one out today, Parker, good luck against Indiana. You
said Monday, Monday, Indiana, Monday go Parker. Mike Madonna joins
The Power Trip Morning Show tomorrow. That'll be super cool
initials at eight to fifteen. He'll make his debut playing
that as well. And I think we're up to I
feel like it's seventy nine to five rights, right, seventy
nine five hundred dollars. So if it doesn't go off tomorrow,
(38:27):
we're at eighty K next week. That's insane. Listen to
The Power Trip tomorrow. Nine to noon is next to up.
Speaker 10 (38:35):
Are you ready?
Speaker 1 (38:35):
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