November 26, 2024 • 43 mins
The guys talk about what their favorite small businesses are, Jonathan Greenard calls in after another W
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Right, Welcome back to the Poate Your Morning, Joe. Tuesday,
November twenty six, a couple of days away from Thanksgiving,
three days away from Black Friday, the twenty third anniversary
the Poate You Morning to Don't Forget seven to nine
at the Mall of America Rotunda on for Friday, Martins.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Do you have special events planned for the anniversary like
our absolutely squoring donuts are their gifts? Is the Starbucks
open in the rotunda at seven am?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sure it will be question. I think the way
that the group will celebrate is immediately go our separate
ways at nine oh one, like we've been doing for
twenty three years. One.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna do some shopping.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What are you gonna buy cowboy stuff? You're gonna buy
cowboys stuff?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I love that Boys store on the third floor.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's called PBR or something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, the boot bar, and that's a I love that place.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man. What are you gonna buy whatever I want?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Gosh, gosh, whatever I want. I liked stuff from there.
That's where I bought these sweet pants and nowhere.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So that's Friday, and then I believe it's in it.
A week from today we're at shields for Toys for Tots?
Is that next Tuesday? Yes it is. I think we're
a week away.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Holy moly, it's all happened. It's Christmas, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, it feels very holiday quickly. I feel like a
lot of it was the weather. It was so warm,
and it was it could still be outside, and it
just didn't feel like holiday stuff. And then we got
a little frost like okay, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And of course completely sucks. So far was Halloween. There
was that one other day for about a half a day.
Halloween was a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Halloween evening actually was fine. By the time it got
to be like seven o'clock, the wind died down.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was cold out there.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I did not put up a single Christmas decoration until
the weather turned cold, and I didn't even realize That's why.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just wasn't in it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wasn't feeling it. And I love Christmas. I'm not
a grinch, but it just didn't feel like and then
and then now it does. Now I've wrapped a tree
trunk outside, Hey, this is my tree, and uh, some
decor in the house, and this.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Was well that was weird What's Happened remix?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We were just confused on the way that you sang
it a cartoon dog or something.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's almost, you know, that time of year in the
holiday shopping season unofficially begins this week. The National Retail Foundation,
the Arthur Vining Davis Foundation, expects consumers will spend a
record and I hundred and eighty nine billion dollars during
the holidays this year. You heard what I'm gonna say again,
nine hundred eighty nine billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And sixty how about this stet sixty two percent of
that from Chris Hockey and Angie Cove. Wow, sixty two
this year. Yeah, you guys have pulled back very very good. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Black Friday's followed the next day by small Business Saturday.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
When you walk by the local places.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wow, this is a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I love it. I go to all of them. I
get Mama money, mars. We'll look at me like, yeah.
Sometimes I just walk in a hand on a blank check,
blank check, and I say keep it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's kind of you. All right, let's go wrong the room.
Name your favorite local small business Marny go quick. Yeah,
small business.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
M Carver junk company company, Carver Carve your junk company.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, that's what Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
For junk company downtown Chaska.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What do they do?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
They got little eclectic things in their candles.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Decord, So the opposite of a junk hawky nice stuff.
So they're just being self deprecating. It's not actual junk right, right, right,
So it's Carver County, correct.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
But there's a city named Carver as well, right, there is.
But this is in Chaska, is correct. Why isn't it
the Saska junk Company.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll check on that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I mean the names, the junk part. It's the wrong city.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're very critical.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, you get on the wrong details.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sauce. Oh, there's no way you shop at small businesses.
That ain't something pizza, it's what do you? Yeah, initials
game dot com. That is a small business. Get versions
four and five of the Initials game. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Is that why you said let's go around the room
and thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So that organics got to come up organically.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It had to be organic, like Dean Supermarketing downtown Ostio. Yeah,
it's a cool little grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What's the name of that breakfast place you like.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
To across the street. It's Athenos.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's the lady story you like?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Olympia?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sorry, that's a different place, Olympia.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What's the lady story you like? Ann Taylor?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I like Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You know he bought it. If you buy something from
Anne Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I did try to argue that they have a men's
They do not, don't do Stan Taylor ones.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I shot that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you guys the right place? Yes? Have you checked
out the enough for yourself for your lovely wife? Have
you checked out the maternity section of Frederick's to Hollywood?
It's pretty adventurous. You should check it out. Yeah, for
Black Friday, get into the holiday season.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I like the Voo.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They don't actually have an attorney.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You're kidding. You're not going to know until you look
it up. Who gave you that? Rosie? Look, this computer
is shared by a lot of weird people. Yeah. Yes,
it is specifically Paul Island and Dan Burrow.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
To make sure that the ladies get to pay for
their college tuition a dollar at a time, and it
takes them a while. Yeah, not the way I roll
with Rosie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You go to the Strip Cup with Rosie.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well he's already there's default.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah. What percentage of strippers truly are trying to fund
their college degree? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Max would know. There was actually a decent amount that
we're in. Yeah, in college and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
A lot of them. It's just a it's a career
thing they make. Man, they make bank on really good nights. Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
They don't even need to go to college, to be honest.
They're making more than me and I went to college.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's a good night to find a good night if
somebody crushes on a Friday night at the vou back
in the day, I mean.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Sitimately, someone could make almost ten k. Oh my gosh, Yeah,
mar and you picked the wrong job, like not not
even nights?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not too late baby, Yeah on the weekends. Well, the
weekend's finally here, spoken like a true pimp. Not too
late baby.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Would the woman need to go into the illegal category?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
No, if they went to the ten k would be
the minimum probably, Like if they went to that category,
I don't know the prices for that.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But these ten K nights, so mach so these ten
K nights? Is this like like professional athletes happen to
be there? Or is this just normal people giving somebody
that much money.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
It's just it's just the normal people throughout the night.
If he just starts.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Firing off racks.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
But yeah, I know, excuse me, res like that's what
that's what kids call like a big stack of money
Rex Rex man, come on, he'll be crass.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Mark used to talk in a strip club. That's me.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
And apparently before the internet, they said it used to
be even more so, I bet man. Yeah, like the veterans,
the ogs of the club that I used to work
with during the day, they said there was like the
day that internet porn.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Became a thing. It basically was night and day difference. Wow,
it's tough to dance to this songracks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, Marty Bird had some struggles that lickety split it's
a friend of mine a club and then they ran
into some other issues. But yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Max. I forgot about that show. Ruthy what show it
was Martie's friend?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, Wendy, I went too.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
A when that you wrecked it? You wrecked It's weird.
You tried to make fun of me, but then sounded
exactly like record Ross I did. Yeah, yeah, I did.
I did should we do sports? There's not a lot
to get sure.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Sure it sponsored though, and we got johns Grenard a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it's time for Fan five, brought to you by
Builders and Remodelers. Builders and Remodelers. You're Wild loss to
the Jets four to one. The really the two best
records in the NHL battling last night at the Excellent
Energy Center. The Wild scored first, but that was it.
Four straight for the Jets, including an empty netter I
believe late eighteen and four. Now the Winnipeg Jets wildfall
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to thirteen four and four. They are at the Sabers
tomorrow at six.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
John Hines, what are you going to learn from this?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Well, I think we gotta. We got to take some
things out of it. I think there's more good than
bad out of the game, but you got to you
got to take lessons out of everything. You know, each
each game is an opportunity, you know, to test yourself
in different situations. I thought we did lots of good things.
There's some things that we can grow from the game.
But you know, we got a lot of hockey this
week too, so we got to put this one behind us,
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grab what we can take out of it, and then
we got to make sure that we're you.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Know, refreshed again tomorrow, and.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Then we're ready to go against Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right, be cool, sick.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Ravens beat the Chargers thirty to twenty three last nine
on Monday Night Football. The Ravens move up to eight
and four, the Chargers fall to seven and four. Boom yeah,
boom go for basketball. Barely won against Central Michigan, and
like that. The eighties sixty eight sixty five is.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
A lot farther apart than that. Here's Graham on the
final call.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
He gets it into heady heady with a three to tie,
no good, and Minnesota wins. It was a game effort
from Central Michigan. They gave the Gophers everything they had,
but Minnesota gets a three point win. Sixty eight sixty five.
The Gophers have won two straight. They go to five
(11:01):
and one and we'll play Wichita State Thursday in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Has no shame, do we ask Grimmer? Grimmer's got to
go down to Orlando for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I wonder if you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Don't think Key is going. I bet he take that
one was in a Tanner hoops.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't know, bo He's got an understeady.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, you're turned on, Buddy, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, no, Tanner hoops. Because Grimmer's got to be a
Madison on Friday.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's right, He's gonna be a Madison at eleven o'clock
for the Friday kickoff to celebrate the Powers of twenty
third anniversary. The Gophers are playing the Badgers in someplace
in Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So even better, he's probably traveling to Wisconsin on Thanksgiving.
It was to be ready for Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Probably drug fueled sex or g No, not really a Madison.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
What is?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's more just drinking. That's Grim's thing, though, You got
tidy whities on what being crappy? Would be cool to
have an understudy just to shadow you and learn.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, Zach is your understudy.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's my understudy.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, oh no, yes, hosts the show when Corey's gone.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Your secret lover someday you will and Max is my understudy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh and here where Sauce is understudy? Is the fans
Chris Hockey? Mm hmm, I don't have one. Nobody wants
(12:39):
to be like me. Let's see, if if Zach could
replace me, Max could replace Chris, what could replace Sauce?
Well meets us for about the obvious answer.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
For a second. Stand up for a second. See that
empty chair that's just waiting to take a spot?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Buck up? I mean, come on, come on, pack gets it?
Hate that chair hates you? Okay, yeah? Break the chair
doesn't talk well.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Used to a TV show.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
His name was Cherry in the playhouse, and you can't
wrecked that chair used to be adjustable. You guys can
all burden. Hell, you're understudies. Never going to say that
to us. I don't have one. Do you want to
(13:57):
wreck the Grenard interview when we come back? Wow, what
do you think you're going to ask him?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Good question?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Get prepared, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
They get prepared because I only have just one question.
I just want to know if he thought he was
held on that sack, and over time, Ben's pretty sure
he wasn't. That's fine, I think he might be right,
but legitimate question. I want to know why and he
does this sometimes? Why every defensive player wears the mouthguard
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outside of their helmet, Like is that like the new thing?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Like there's the corner last night from Baltimore that has
two of them that just hang from his helmet, puts
them in his mouth they just hang. He has two
different colored I think they're like blue and pink, and
they just hang from his.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Maybe, well that's because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's not a stupid question. It's like a fashion statement.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Now did you get that from your understudy?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Actually I got it from my wife. She was like,
why did they not put the mouthguards in their mouth?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
That is a good question. I want one.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know it was really annoying, just like dangling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's a corner. Do you think
kel would be a better radio interviewer than you?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's a good listener.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So when she finally gets Berkeley Lambert out of there,
why don't you stay home and then she can come
do the show? She could be your understudy. I hope
sometimes that your face just explodes and then you just
lay on the road and nobody cares that you're there.
All right, A lot of questions? Number one, So I'm
just I'm on the road standing before my face explodes.
(15:35):
But you didn't know that book. Did I get out
of the card because I felt like my face was
about to explode? Why did I You looked at it
in the mirror and your face said, we're tired. Of
this body and this attitude. Goodbye. So I walked into traffic,
assuming I was about to explode.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
No, you were sitting in your car, check yourself out
in the mirror, and your face said I've had enough
of your bad attitude and your real mean to that
fat guy you work with.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So I get out. Then my face explodes like spontaneous combustion.
But my face just explodes. It's not you didn't like
vomit boom. I didn't do anything to it. How did
it explode? A bitter heart? Boom, bitter heart.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
A new band boom heart coverslying, that's good man, that's good.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Thanks. Do I die in this scenario or do just
my face just explode? You just lay on the road.
You're there forever, But I'm not. No one picks me
up like min Dot doesn't come around and clean me
off like I'm a deer.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
A couple of people use your body as as a
sex vessel.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Those people I don't know them yet. You don't know
him yet. No, will you get to know them and
take them out for drinks to celebrate?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, Barrero, come by, use you as a sex vessel
and guardsy guards you will have his way with you, chebbit.
Yea chedd abbit will throw you around. Women they have no.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Interest because of my general appearance, because my face has
been blown off in traffic.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Because you basically have just been used for a while,
and you look terrible. Your body looks like So these
are women that might have been interested before, but no longer,
not after Chad and j G and Barrero have had
their way with my dead body.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You look like a sock at Hawk's house. God, I
don't know why. That's what made it gross either, That's
where you lost the room.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Here's what Kessler reported on the news about seeing your body.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
There is no bottom. Well, then Zach's out fair all right?
Jonathan Bernard Next, this is the power.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Che Have Morning Show, I think on the fan. Hey,
welcome back Patrick Morning Show eight thirty. We're gonna talk
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to Jonathan Griarm momentarily.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Minnesota Viking.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
By the way, KOs was asked yesterday about the team's
interest in one Dinia side Daniel Jones.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
I'm not gonna really get into that today, but I
will say tons of respect for Daniel Jones as a
player and a person got to know him through the
draft process years ago, and you know, I'm sure now
that he's you know, a free agent and there's probably
a ton of league wide interest in him. You know,
Daniel's gonna make the decision that's that's best for him
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and his career moving forward. And I'm sure he's working
through that process right now. But I really can't get
into too much about you know, any short term or
long term. I can just say, you know, been a
fan of Daniels for a long time, and hope you know,
wherever his next stop takes him, it's a it's a
good opportunity for him.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Well, he gets a lot of love.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Our coach looks like he gives it and he gets
it back.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Well he I mean two weeks in a row he's
had very encouraging words for young quarterbacks. It was the
Anthony Richards Richardson thing that went viral. Probably basically told him,
like everybody believes in him, like keep your head up,
you're going to get more opportunities. And then he said
some nice things about Caleb Williams after the game, to him,
he's the best coach they've had since Bud Grant. He's incredible.
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They won that game with a third string left tackle
and a so far this season a bust of a quarterback.
Hey no, but like up until this season he was,
he was a bust and now he's great. He's played
really well the last two games. He won NFC Offensive
Player of the Year or a month for September.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He's good.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Man, I'm telling you the coach is great. Sorry, I
don't have long winded sports takes that aren't good. That
was pretty goodn though, I mean anything.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, you're smirking at me. I hope your whole body explodes. Wow. Wow, man,
it's getting more and more violent. Should we do headlines
until we talk to John from Grenard and ask him
about mouthguards?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I think sure.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, it's time for presented by our friends. That's a
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over and see my panels?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I will your wife be home?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, Wow, I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What Angie is my favorite?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Actually it goes Angie and then Harper, then Bailey, then
the Murky or Murky Monkey.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Merchant. You no, wow, you don't know my dogs names? Wow?
I thought we were friends. Your dog's name is Murkan
dog named At least you know my spouse's name, so
that's a that's your spouse's name. Drink What if that
was her nickname? Good thing she doesn't listen. That's weird, man,
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This one working Lambert. Indonesia has a cow shortage, so
they have figured out a way to make milk out
of blank hawk hawk, No, not that. Take a deep breath.
Indonesia has a cow shortage, so they have figured out
a way to make milk out of wine sewer water,
(21:30):
go woop close to what his name is? I don't
even know to fish the band doesn't sound disgusting. Fish fish,
(21:53):
milk fish. You don't say it like that. Gross Milke
sounds so gross yucky. Adultery smell like hawk Seriously not
like how adultery isn't illegal in New York anymore? How
about this? A one hundred and seventeen year old law
that made it a misdemeanor was technically still on the book,
(22:14):
so you technically could have gotten up to ninety days
in jail. But now it is not illegal, So go
for it, New York. There's a creasal joke. Don't worry,
Max hawk Hawk. You farted. We all heard that, you
two all heard it was Well, you guys can book
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a trip to New York. Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska are
not the three states of youth to specifically would like
to go to man those according to US News and
World Report, those are the three states with the highest
STD rates Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I apologize, my family is from Mississippi, so it's probably
the Fuller's fault. Oh, Alaska, I guess they got nothing
better to do.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Alaska, that is a weird.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
They got nothing better to don't all the time? Right, Yeah,
nothing better to do.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
But I mean, you know, probably not a lot of populations,
so if one of them gets it, y'all getting it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You sit in your hometown. Pizza huts in China are
selling a new pizza that now comes with deep fried
blank on top. Pickles. Pizza hut in China selling a
new pizza that comes with a deep fried blank on top.
(23:44):
Probably some crazy, crazy animal goat leaner, you're just gonna
get go for everything. Sauce you can get this, Oh no,
oh no, number two sauce you can pizza. Pizza sauce.
(24:08):
You can get this. Oh why can I get this?
Figure it out? You can do this, answer quick.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
He's on the phone, deep Fried Pizzaza.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Deep is it deep Fried sauce? Since you said multiple
times sauce, you can get.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's not his favorite animal? No, deep Fried Frog? That
is your favorite animal. Yeah, and tell us again why
you like frog so much? They're just cool. They're cool.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, right, he's our guest. He's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Something happened with the connections from the callback right back.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Would you try that, sauce, deep Frog? It's hard to
say without accidentally swearing sauce.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I would like to have you over sometime in the
summer because since we built our pool, we have many
a toad come in in the evening.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Dot you was a toad, broad leg, frog legs.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So I pick them up with the clamper clop, put
them in a big home depot bucket, walk them two
blocks down to the woods.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And put them back in their natural environment.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I put them back to heaven.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
My wrestling finishing move. What if their entire story was
them just trying to get to that pool, and you're
running their entire story.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, they made it. They it's like sorry when you
land on, go back to the beginning. Yeah, shoot and ladders.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
One time. This happened to you one time, And it
was we probably lived at the Maple Grove House for like,
I don't know, five years, and it was raining and
we were coming home. I can't remember what time here
it was, but there was a massive, massive movement of
frogs across the road eighty ninth Avenue, the main drag
by where I live, and there must have been a
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thousand frogs and I killed about five hundred of them
as they were trying to cross the road. I couldn't
believe it. Hi, I couldn't believe how many frogs. I've
only seen it that one time. It was a massive
movement of frogs.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You don't usually see them traveling to your pool.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And that is a day for them that we'll live
in infan.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, that was their hiroshima. That was their worst day.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I never saw it common. Nope, Man, what the.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Hell's going on with the phone?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
So they can't hear you?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, they can't hear me.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I keep saying hello, Hell maybe well next time they
called to put them on hold and we'll see if
we can hear them on the air.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Meanwhile, Marni, mistletoe is dying out at work parties for
obvious reasons. People are worried that they're going to get
the harassment complaint. So fair mistletoe apparently is just rip.
It's just over for Missileste.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I can't remember the last time I saw mistletoe in
a public setting, especially a word.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Lawyer Lambert drapes it from his belt buffalo every Christmas.
It's the most Christmasy thing. It's the most.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Who does he go to a Christmas party with you?
Just you?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
We have a private party.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You fall, literally, you fall for it every time we
gotta go to work a private party for two. Let's
see if this phone call works just as I go
for three, we'll see if for four happens.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Okay, yeah, we got him now, all right, No, it's working.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Its work.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Mistletoe.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
She said, give her a minute because she doesn't have
Jonathan on the line right now.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But he's joining and just uh, just a quick bit.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, just go ahead, punch him up and he'll say
hello whenever he's there. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, let's just try that that's cool.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh Jonathan, this is Jonathan. That's not you, though, did you. Hey,
there's a picture of the Menendez brothers with one of
their wives, and I need you guys to look at
the picture because I guarantee you you're all going to say,
(28:22):
oh my god, that lady looks just like a lady
we all know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Jonathan Grinard.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah, it was going on.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
H Jonathan, good morning.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
All right, now we got some Now we got good.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
First of all, Happy Thanksgiving week to you.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Likewise likewise definitely.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
All right, let's go back. Let's go back two days.
Uh you tweeted about it, Uh, the sack that you
got in overtime on Caleb Williams, there were two Chicago Bears.
Were they holding you or were they not holding you?
Were they doing a good job of blocking or were
they cheating?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (28:55):
They were, they were They were like they were you know,
trying to like I was a kid in school again,
shout out for my lunch money. How they had met
themed up. But they didn't call it. I mean it's
one of those plays where I don't know they would
call that. I mean they had both their hands pretty
much inside my shoulder pass all I could do is
pretty much is just continue to just try to drive
my feet and I don't know if they hurry, but
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I kind of like gave them like a little notion
like all all right, like the play was over almost
and they just let me go somehow, and you know,
the KALs Whims was still there and I was like, listen,
I gotta get them down now. But probably one of
the more crazier players I've ever been a part of.
Probably one more playing college that I've been a part
of that was similar to that. But yeah, those players
are always crazy, especially when get them in.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Overtone real quick. Corey.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
So you're saying, Jonathan that you were saying, okay, okay,
you got me, like the play is over and they
bought it and you got away from them.
Speaker 11 (29:43):
It honestly felt like because I honestly was like waiting
for either somebody else to make the play or a
flag or something like that. So I was like, all right,
all right, but it like you can just feel like
in my body kind of like let up just a
slight bit, and I don't know if they were just
going for a pass, they just let me go, But
I was able to get through there man and it happened,
so hey, I appreciate both of them.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well when a play like that happens, though, who's more
surprised that it's taking that long because Caleb held onto
the ball forever. I think they said it was around
ten seconds. So is that as a defender like, Wow,
I can't believe he still has the ball. I still
have a shot at this sack or do you think
those two offensive linemen were literally like, there's no way
he can still have the ball. We can probably let
Jonathan go here, it's got to be over.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Yeah, because it was only only rush three at play.
We only had three guys rushing. I think they had
max protection, which is while at the tight end and
running back on me. Usually supposed to win those matchups
kind of because it's like, no matter what, you should
beat the first one and kind of deal with the
second one. But it was like later in the game,
you know, legs a heavy type deal, and you know,
for d Lineman, I'm I'm I'm just thinking about the
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same thing you're saying, like, oh, there's no way he
still has the ball, so I have a chance to
still get their DB's in the back. You know, they
just kind of like waiting for him to you know,
look in an open window that they probably seen already
ready jump around or something like that. So for them,
it's like, you know, they got all the time in
the world. But for us, it's like the longer he
has the ball, the longer two to three people gonna
have their hands on you, and you got to like,
you know, grind through that. So it's it's definitely tough. Man,
(31:05):
you got three against pretty much seven, it's tough. But yeah,
anytime we get those opportunities for the quarterback to hold
the ball and like I said, I got free like that,
it's great to get a chance to get them on
the ground and thankfully I did change the game.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Jonathan, this may be an odd question, but as I
watch a lot of the NFL, I've noticed that a
lot of players don't wear their mouthguards and a lot
of them there's the corner for Baltimore that has two
of them just hanging out of his helmet. Is that
like a new like fashion thing.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
Yeah, it's like one of the younger guys. Some of
the young guys been doing that. Like I know, I'm
still a younger guy, but like the twenty one twenty
two's like rookies and sick years have been doing that
kind of brought it from college me. I personally wear
one probably about like I said I wear but if
I probably use it maybe with fifty six percent of
the time, if I truly know to run down we
gotta get a little grindy out, put the office in,
(31:59):
but some times to get a little tit and I'm
a mouth breathe when it comes during the game. So
I have that, I'll have it out and just kind
of play with it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Freely and use it as I need and our dog.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's it's tough to follow up a mouth guard question
like that, but I loved your your effort and stick
to itiveness and making that huge play that second overtime
that was just such a jump out of your chair
kind of play for those of us watching. And then
the high kick came and you're durn near getting yourself
(32:33):
in the face mask. Are you a hamstring stretching in
order to get that bad boy up there?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I've been working on, you know. HP.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
He asked me about it to everybody kind of asked
about it, and I tell him it's really an illusion,
you know. An after turnity we always say high knees,
low back, you know. So the key is to kind
of hunch over a little bit, you know, and you
know I still have that flexibility, but you all see
it's like me hunting over. It allows you to that
extra extension on the kick. But that's something I've been
doing since I've gotten him fraternity. You know, We've always
(33:06):
joked around, like I continue to say. I still joke
my boys to this day about who has the best kick,
who has the highest kick, And you know people are
gonna try to, you know, conceiu to try to debate
with me, but we all know who the real champion
is of who has the hot kick. So I'll concede
to hold that title until somebody that shows me other watch.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
What do you think of Caleb Williams overall seeing him
for the first time in person?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Dude, that kid is good man. He's he's got an
arm talent that you know, not people really mean. Of
course you would give him credit for, but they also
try to kind of take it away, you know, him
being a rookie. But that kid was throwing some dots.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Man.
Speaker 11 (33:39):
I was truly impressed with his arm talent. As we
all know, he's young and wants to make these type
of players.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
In his head.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
He can make every throw, which is good and you know,
good and bad at times, but you know, you have
that confidence a young guy. That's that's what I would
love in my quarterback. I love that, you know, from
a younger guy who is confident, not gonna just hold
back on throws like that. But I thought we got
the best of him. I feel like we had a
very good game playing. We know we play him in
a couple of weeks. We're gonna see a lot of
things that they like, his maturity and kind of like
(34:05):
his poisoned pocket on certain throws. Like I was mentioning
just to step in the throws and just be confident
in those throws. Man, it was pretty It was a
great sight to see. Obviously, you know, sometimes we wish
he didn't make those throws, but but yeah, we know
that he's gonna be very good in the future. Hell
of a quarterback. But yeah, definitely gonna have to tighten up.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We come back home this week. You play a very
mobile quarterback.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What what's the key to keeping Kyler Murray where you
could basically see him and not have him make the
plays where he's very accustomed to making.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Yeah, kind of similar game playing this look or any
running quarterback, you know, just try to collapse the pocket
and try to make him play quarterbacks stand in the
pocket because you know, whenever he gets out of that
pocket and make some players of legs. I mean, we
all know he can do. And he is tremendous on
time as well. I mean, that's another thing I don't
want to take away from this kid. As fast as
he is, he can still make those top you know,
(34:54):
top ten quarterback throws sometimes and they'll humble you down
and just make sure you stand your technique and just
get back to the basics. But yeah, so many game
plan as well, and we of we definitely first and
foremost half to stop running a really good run attack.
They designed the runs pretty well. Six runs of ball
really hard. Office line just understands gaps schemes and understands, like,
you know, schemes of defensive schemes and how to work
(35:17):
up the backers and stuff like that. We got to
work to it off for us again. But it's definitely
gonna be great that we have it back at home
again to give us that advantage for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Jonathan Gernardo Gain is our guest, And you just mentioned
that we're back at home. Three road games in a row,
and actually last week at Soldier Field was the first
time on this road trip that there wasn't predominantly purple
in the stands that said how happy are you to
be home? Not just home this weekend, but three home
games in a row.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Now, it's great.
Speaker 11 (35:42):
It's great that we took care of business on the
road so that we can get to people. You know,
the fans will to support us regardless, but you know,
having that note and two, you know we're handling our
business on the road, holding it down to that until
we get back in the hometown. We know they're gonna
come out and show and full forth. So I just
know they're just dying to get back and it'shing to
get back into a real home game. And after we
hand the businesses is obviously done what we've done, these
(36:04):
other teams are not gonna have to feel what these
other teams have been feeling, you know, trying to impose
on us in away games. But we already know how
that bank get, you know, whenever we step on that field.
So I'm super excited just because we get to get
back in front of them, the crowd is gonna be crazy.
They're starting to get to that time, whereas crunch time obviously,
you know, we start talking about playoff ball and football
that actually truly matters now, you know. And it's going
(36:26):
to feel that in the environment, And I can't wait
to see it, man, because it's gonna be a great environment.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
How does it feel to be nine and two but
nationally still kind of an underdog? Are you guys embracing
that role as as the team that's not getting a
lot of love one hundred percent?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
Like I said, we we still and I remember Cale
mentioned it before. We still understand at the beginning of
the season that they were just saying we're gonna be
one of the worst teams. So we can see it
to just try to use that tip on our shoulder
and continue to work our butts off just because we
know that we're going to get everybody's best at this point,
they want embarrassed since we got literally the best receiver
in the game. So I already know that, like teams
are literally going to scheme up to say, listen, gonna
(37:00):
make sure that they don't embarrass us, Like that, and
you got other weapons like that on the offensive side
needs the side trust you, we're gonna get their best
and you know, owning that and making sure that we
take that and use that to our advantage. It makes
us be on our p's and q's at all times.
And when we are, man, I feel like we're forced
to be wrecking with So I'm excited. Man, I'm just
excited that we're all healthy, we're all moving feeling good.
(37:23):
You know, going into this week understanding that the sex
are high. You know, Arizona's in the same situation, that's
pretty much you know, uh, Chicago's just then while they're
still trying to fight, you know, make sure that they're
getting their foot in their door for the playoffs. So
it's gonna be a great when. It's not gonna be
easy on that at all by any means. So I'm super
excited just to get this thing going, getting back in
(37:44):
the bank.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
All right, man, have a great Thanksgiving and good luck
on Sunday against the Cardinals. Talking next week always, always,
I appreciate you of having Thanksgiving. I should have asked him,
do we know he should come out and hang with
us at the Shields next Tuesday. Right, we got the
toys for tots. But anyway, I wonder if we can
get him out that would be cool in the old
(38:04):
eight o clock hour next week. Good idea than he.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is currently in Shields via photo. I was just there
yesterday and where the Viking section starts, right by the
ferris wheel, there is a huge Jonathan Grenard poster covering
the wall.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Was that right?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
That's a dapper looking man.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Good looking dude.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I I took a pic of it. I'm gonna show
you right now there he is tall photo.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Great on the radio, Chris, you recently bought a UK
a toy that has a warm seat.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Right, it's the greatest ever created. It has the thing
I've ever spent money on.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It has a bed day. But it sounds like you're
not a huge fan of the bed dat too.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
About the dirty b h right, you just want to cheeks.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
To be warm? Care about well? A luxury bathwear brand
in Japan is working on a new human washing machine
to replace bath tubs.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I'm listening human.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, so essentially think of like a car wash for
a human. Okay that gets in there. It apparently it
looks like the cockpit of a fighter jet, and it
fills with water, so it is kind of like half enclosed,
right my guess is quarters tight quarters. But then it
goes to work and apparently is the equivalent of a
human washing machine.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Can I get one?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It also drives you off, probably in oh wait, the
whole process. It's fifteen minutes. So apparently it's a deep
clean Wasn't that what that one lady was trying to
do to Hawk at that one? Pretty much? So it
would still be quicker to take a shower than use this.
But if you want the deep clan, yeah, yeah, human
washing machine, Hawk doesn't care about the dirty bea well.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I mean, I'll take you to the last once warm
manned mars. I lined to you. I'm gonna tell you.
I'm looking you. I look me in you. If you
don't mind, please just for once in your life, it's
the greatest thing I've ever spent money on. This thing
is always warm, and I sit down on it and
life is better. I get up back to suck it again.
(40:12):
But let me tell you, my cheeks cooked in a
warm little blanket ever done me. Sometimes I go and
sit down, I have to go bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I just hang out, pull your hands up the greatest
thing you've ever spent money on? I think you heard me?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Did I stutter?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
It's the truth, all right, try it. Come over to
my house tomorrow, sit on my toilet seat sauce.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, I'll break it, sas I felt that Chris Hockey
says the greatest thing he's ever spent money on is
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, your dad somewhere is crying happy cheers.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Can I share with you, tomb Do you see what
I'm holding? Great radio, So I'll hold it up for
the camera. Do you see what I'm holding? It is beer?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I have a floor pack of.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It's no lie of beer. It that my face is
on it. Here it's called play by Play.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I Pa.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Brood from Drekker Brewery in Fargo partnered with Bell Bank
and two dollars of every play by play IPA sold
at Drekker Brewery in Fargo in the month of December
is going to benefit ran A Cure, which is a
breast cancer charity started by a woman in Chasca. And
(41:38):
I have never seen my face on a can of beer.
I've had my face in a can of beer, but
this was really really cool. So thank you to Bell Bank.
And Drekker Brewery and partnering with Brandic Cure, and I
hope whoever is driving through Fargo if you could sample
the play by play I P A in the month
(41:59):
of Justcember, we would all really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
So I get one more time. Tell people that want
to see your cans where to go my Fargo.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, but my mom listens.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
But she lives in Fargo, does she know?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, she does so, and she's seen my cans.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
And that actually is a really cool logo. They did
a good job with.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
That Direker Brewery in Fargo.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's awesome, really cool.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
There's Leah b is on here, got the microphone. We're
doing a play by play for a game.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
There's the name.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, I will not be participating. Well, there's no evidence
that charity works for you. A couple of Marnies, y'all.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I'm tempted play by play I P You know nothing
I look forward to more, well, nothing forward to than
on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Careful stop. I mean, okay, okay, this show is so dumb. God,
Arnie morning, We're careful for you. Yep, We'll see Marnie
on Friday for Black Friday. At Mall of America seven
to nine, and then we're back tomorrow five thirty to nine.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Marns you the best, Thank you, thank you, Love you guys.
Wolves Tonight six thirty pre game from Target Center, Wolves Rockets.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Thanks nine, and noon is next. He already have Wader
for days.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
You Robby, I Love you
Right, Welcome back to the Poate Your Morning, Joe. Tuesday,
November twenty six, a couple of days away from Thanksgiving,
three days away from Black Friday, the twenty third anniversary
the Poate You Morning to Don't Forget seven to nine
at the Mall of America Rotunda on for Friday, Martins.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Do you have special events planned for the anniversary like
our absolutely squoring donuts are their gifts? Is the Starbucks
open in the rotunda at seven am?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm sure it will be question. I think the way
that the group will celebrate is immediately go our separate
ways at nine oh one, like we've been doing for
twenty three years. One.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, man, I'm gonna do some shopping.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
What are you gonna buy cowboy stuff? You're gonna buy
cowboys stuff?
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Man?
Speaker 5 (00:59):
I love that Boys store on the third floor.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
It's called PBR or something like that.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah, the boot bar, and that's a I love that place.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Man. What are you gonna buy whatever I want?
Speaker 3 (01:09):
Gosh, gosh, whatever I want. I liked stuff from there.
That's where I bought these sweet pants and nowhere.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
So that's Friday, and then I believe it's in it.
A week from today we're at shields for Toys for Tots?
Is that next Tuesday? Yes it is. I think we're
a week away.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Holy moly, it's all happened. It's Christmas, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yeah, it feels very holiday quickly. I feel like a
lot of it was the weather. It was so warm,
and it was it could still be outside, and it
just didn't feel like holiday stuff. And then we got
a little frost like okay, yep.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
And of course completely sucks. So far was Halloween. There
was that one other day for about a half a day.
Halloween was a nightmare.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Halloween evening actually was fine. By the time it got
to be like seven o'clock, the wind died down.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
It was cold out there.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I did not put up a single Christmas decoration until
the weather turned cold, and I didn't even realize That's why.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I just wasn't in it.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I wasn't feeling it. And I love Christmas. I'm not
a grinch, but it just didn't feel like and then
and then now it does. Now I've wrapped a tree
trunk outside, Hey, this is my tree, and uh, some
decor in the house, and this.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Was well that was weird What's Happened remix?
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Because it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
We were just confused on the way that you sang
it a cartoon dog or something.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
It's almost, you know, that time of year in the
holiday shopping season unofficially begins this week. The National Retail Foundation,
the Arthur Vining Davis Foundation, expects consumers will spend a
record and I hundred and eighty nine billion dollars during
the holidays this year. You heard what I'm gonna say again,
nine hundred eighty nine billion dollars.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And sixty how about this stet sixty two percent of
that from Chris Hockey and Angie Cove. Wow, sixty two
this year. Yeah, you guys have pulled back very very good. Yeah,
well done.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Black Friday's followed the next day by small Business Saturday.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
When you walk by the local places.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Wow, this is a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I love it. I go to all of them. I
get Mama money, mars. We'll look at me like, yeah.
Sometimes I just walk in a hand on a blank check,
blank check, and I say keep it.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
That's kind of you. All right, let's go wrong the room.
Name your favorite local small business Marny go quick. Yeah,
small business.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
M Carver junk company company, Carver Carve your junk company.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Yeah, that's what Dahmer did.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
For junk company downtown Chaska.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
What do they do?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
They got little eclectic things in their candles.
Speaker 6 (04:07):
Decord, So the opposite of a junk hawky nice stuff.
So they're just being self deprecating. It's not actual junk right, right, right,
So it's Carver County, correct.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
But there's a city named Carver as well, right, there is.
But this is in Chaska, is correct. Why isn't it
the Saska junk Company.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
I'll check on that.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I mean the names, the junk part. It's the wrong city.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
You're very critical.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, you get on the wrong details.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sauce. Oh, there's no way you shop at small businesses.
That ain't something pizza, it's what do you? Yeah, initials
game dot com. That is a small business. Get versions
four and five of the Initials game. Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Is that why you said let's go around the room
and thousand percent?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
So that organics got to come up organically.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It had to be organic, like Dean Supermarketing downtown Ostio. Yeah,
it's a cool little grocery store.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
What's the name of that breakfast place you like.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
To across the street. It's Athenos.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
What's the lady story you like?
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Olympia?
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Sorry, that's a different place, Olympia.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What's the lady story you like? Ann Taylor?
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I like Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
You know he bought it. If you buy something from
Anne Taylor.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
I did try to argue that they have a men's
They do not, don't do Stan Taylor ones.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I shot that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you guys the right place? Yes? Have you checked
out the enough for yourself for your lovely wife? Have
you checked out the maternity section of Frederick's to Hollywood?
It's pretty adventurous. You should check it out. Yeah, for
Black Friday, get into the holiday season.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
I like the Voo.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
They don't actually have an attorney.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
You're kidding. You're not going to know until you look
it up. Who gave you that? Rosie? Look, this computer
is shared by a lot of weird people. Yeah. Yes,
it is specifically Paul Island and Dan Burrow.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
To make sure that the ladies get to pay for
their college tuition a dollar at a time, and it
takes them a while. Yeah, not the way I roll
with Rosie.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You go to the Strip Cup with Rosie.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Well he's already there's default.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah. What percentage of strippers truly are trying to fund
their college degree? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Max would know. There was actually a decent amount that
we're in. Yeah, in college and stuff.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
A lot of them. It's just a it's a career
thing they make. Man, they make bank on really good nights. Uh.
Speaker 7 (06:49):
They don't even need to go to college, to be honest.
They're making more than me and I went to college.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's a good night to find a good night if
somebody crushes on a Friday night at the vou back
in the day, I mean.
Speaker 7 (07:00):
Sitimately, someone could make almost ten k. Oh my gosh, Yeah,
mar and you picked the wrong job, like not not
even nights?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Not too late baby, Yeah on the weekends. Well, the
weekend's finally here, spoken like a true pimp. Not too
late baby.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Would the woman need to go into the illegal category?
Speaker 7 (07:25):
No, if they went to the ten k would be
the minimum probably, Like if they went to that category,
I don't know the prices for that.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
But these ten K nights, so mach so these ten
K nights? Is this like like professional athletes happen to
be there? Or is this just normal people giving somebody
that much money.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
It's just it's just the normal people throughout the night.
If he just starts.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Firing off racks.
Speaker 7 (07:58):
But yeah, I know, excuse me, res like that's what
that's what kids call like a big stack of money
Rex Rex man, come on, he'll be crass.
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Mouth.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Mark used to talk in a strip club. That's me.
Speaker 7 (08:18):
And apparently before the internet, they said it used to
be even more so, I bet man. Yeah, like the veterans,
the ogs of the club that I used to work
with during the day, they said there was like the
day that internet porn.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Became a thing. It basically was night and day difference. Wow,
it's tough to dance to this songracks.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yes, Marty Bird had some struggles that lickety split it's
a friend of mine a club and then they ran
into some other issues. But yeah, I see what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Max. I forgot about that show. Ruthy what show it
was Martie's friend?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah, Wendy, I went too.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
A when that you wrecked it? You wrecked It's weird.
You tried to make fun of me, but then sounded
exactly like record Ross I did. Yeah, yeah, I did.
I did should we do sports? There's not a lot
to get sure.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Sure it sponsored though, and we got johns Grenard a minute.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, it's time for Fan five, brought to you by
Builders and Remodelers. Builders and Remodelers. You're Wild loss to
the Jets four to one. The really the two best
records in the NHL battling last night at the Excellent
Energy Center. The Wild scored first, but that was it.
Four straight for the Jets, including an empty netter I
believe late eighteen and four. Now the Winnipeg Jets wildfall
(09:44):
to thirteen four and four. They are at the Sabers
tomorrow at six.
Speaker 5 (09:47):
John Hines, what are you going to learn from this?
Speaker 9 (09:49):
Well, I think we gotta. We got to take some
things out of it. I think there's more good than
bad out of the game, but you got to you
got to take lessons out of everything. You know, each
each game is an opportunity, you know, to test yourself
in different situations. I thought we did lots of good things.
There's some things that we can grow from the game.
But you know, we got a lot of hockey this
week too, so we got to put this one behind us,
(10:09):
grab what we can take out of it, and then
we got to make sure that we're you.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
Know, refreshed again tomorrow, and.
Speaker 9 (10:14):
Then we're ready to go against Buffalo.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
All right, be cool, sick.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Ravens beat the Chargers thirty to twenty three last nine
on Monday Night Football. The Ravens move up to eight
and four, the Chargers fall to seven and four. Boom yeah,
boom go for basketball. Barely won against Central Michigan, and
like that. The eighties sixty eight sixty five is.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
A lot farther apart than that. Here's Graham on the
final call.
Speaker 8 (10:40):
He gets it into heady heady with a three to tie,
no good, and Minnesota wins. It was a game effort
from Central Michigan. They gave the Gophers everything they had,
but Minnesota gets a three point win. Sixty eight sixty five.
The Gophers have won two straight. They go to five
(11:01):
and one and we'll play Wichita State Thursday in Orlando.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Has no shame, do we ask Grimmer? Grimmer's got to
go down to Orlando for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
I wonder if you.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Don't think Key is going. I bet he take that
one was in a Tanner hoops.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
I don't know, bo He's got an understeady.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Yeah, yeah, you're turned on, Buddy, I wasn't.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, no, Tanner hoops. Because Grimmer's got to be a
Madison on Friday.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
That's right, He's gonna be a Madison at eleven o'clock
for the Friday kickoff to celebrate the Powers of twenty
third anniversary. The Gophers are playing the Badgers in someplace
in Wisconsin.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
So even better, he's probably traveling to Wisconsin on Thanksgiving.
It was to be ready for Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Probably drug fueled sex or g No, not really a Madison.
Speaker 8 (11:52):
What is?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
It's more just drinking. That's Grim's thing, though, You got
tidy whities on what being crappy? Would be cool to
have an understudy just to shadow you and learn.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Yeah, Zach is your understudy.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
He's my understudy.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yes, oh no, yes, hosts the show when Corey's gone.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Your secret lover someday you will and Max is my understudy.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh and here where Sauce is understudy? Is the fans
Chris Hockey? Mm hmm, I don't have one. Nobody wants
(12:39):
to be like me. Let's see, if if Zach could
replace me, Max could replace Chris, what could replace Sauce?
Well meets us for about the obvious answer.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
For a second. Stand up for a second. See that
empty chair that's just waiting to take a spot?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Buck up? I mean, come on, come on, pack gets it?
Hate that chair hates you? Okay, yeah? Break the chair
doesn't talk well.
Speaker 5 (13:24):
Used to a TV show.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
His name was Cherry in the playhouse, and you can't
wrecked that chair used to be adjustable. You guys can
all burden. Hell, you're understudies. Never going to say that
to us. I don't have one. Do you want to
(13:57):
wreck the Grenard interview when we come back? Wow, what
do you think you're going to ask him?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
That?
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Good question?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Get prepared, baby.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
They get prepared because I only have just one question.
I just want to know if he thought he was
held on that sack, and over time, Ben's pretty sure
he wasn't. That's fine, I think he might be right,
but legitimate question. I want to know why and he
does this sometimes? Why every defensive player wears the mouthguard
(14:25):
outside of their helmet, Like is that like the new thing?
Speaker 4 (14:28):
Like there's the corner last night from Baltimore that has
two of them that just hang from his helmet, puts
them in his mouth they just hang. He has two
different colored I think they're like blue and pink, and
they just hang from his.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Maybe, well that's because you're an idiot.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
That's not a stupid question. It's like a fashion statement.
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Now did you get that from your understudy?
Speaker 4 (14:55):
Actually I got it from my wife. She was like,
why did they not put the mouthguards in their mouth?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
That is a good question. I want one.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know it was really annoying, just like dangling.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, I think it's a corner. Do you think
kel would be a better radio interviewer than you?
Speaker 2 (15:14):
She's a good listener.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
So when she finally gets Berkeley Lambert out of there,
why don't you stay home and then she can come
do the show? She could be your understudy. I hope
sometimes that your face just explodes and then you just
lay on the road and nobody cares that you're there.
All right, A lot of questions? Number one, So I'm
just I'm on the road standing before my face explodes.
(15:35):
But you didn't know that book. Did I get out
of the card because I felt like my face was
about to explode? Why did I You looked at it
in the mirror and your face said, we're tired. Of
this body and this attitude. Goodbye. So I walked into traffic,
assuming I was about to explode.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
No, you were sitting in your car, check yourself out
in the mirror, and your face said I've had enough
of your bad attitude and your real mean to that
fat guy you work with.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
So I get out. Then my face explodes like spontaneous combustion.
But my face just explodes. It's not you didn't like
vomit boom. I didn't do anything to it. How did
it explode? A bitter heart? Boom, bitter heart.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
A new band boom heart coverslying, that's good man, that's good.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
Thanks. Do I die in this scenario or do just
my face just explode? You just lay on the road.
You're there forever, But I'm not. No one picks me
up like min Dot doesn't come around and clean me
off like I'm a deer.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
A couple of people use your body as as a
sex vessel.
Speaker 1 (16:41):
Those people I don't know them yet. You don't know
him yet. No, will you get to know them and
take them out for drinks to celebrate?
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (16:50):
Yeah, Barrero, come by, use you as a sex vessel
and guardsy guards you will have his way with you, chebbit.
Yea chedd abbit will throw you around. Women they have no.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Interest because of my general appearance, because my face has
been blown off in traffic.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Because you basically have just been used for a while,
and you look terrible. Your body looks like So these
are women that might have been interested before, but no longer,
not after Chad and j G and Barrero have had
their way with my dead body.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
You look like a sock at Hawk's house. God, I
don't know why. That's what made it gross either, That's
where you lost the room.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Here's what Kessler reported on the news about seeing your body.
Speaker 1 (17:32):
There is no bottom. Well, then Zach's out fair all right?
Jonathan Bernard Next, this is the power.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
Che Have Morning Show, I think on the fan. Hey,
welcome back Patrick Morning Show eight thirty. We're gonna talk
(18:06):
to Jonathan Griarm momentarily.
Speaker 5 (18:09):
Minnesota Viking.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
By the way, KOs was asked yesterday about the team's
interest in one Dinia side Daniel Jones.
Speaker 10 (18:16):
I'm not gonna really get into that today, but I
will say tons of respect for Daniel Jones as a
player and a person got to know him through the
draft process years ago, and you know, I'm sure now
that he's you know, a free agent and there's probably
a ton of league wide interest in him. You know,
Daniel's gonna make the decision that's that's best for him
(18:37):
and his career moving forward. And I'm sure he's working
through that process right now. But I really can't get
into too much about you know, any short term or
long term. I can just say, you know, been a
fan of Daniels for a long time, and hope you know,
wherever his next stop takes him, it's a it's a
good opportunity for him.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
Well, he gets a lot of love.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Our coach looks like he gives it and he gets
it back.
Speaker 4 (19:02):
Well he I mean two weeks in a row he's
had very encouraging words for young quarterbacks. It was the
Anthony Richards Richardson thing that went viral. Probably basically told him,
like everybody believes in him, like keep your head up,
you're going to get more opportunities. And then he said
some nice things about Caleb Williams after the game, to him,
he's the best coach they've had since Bud Grant. He's incredible.
(19:24):
They won that game with a third string left tackle
and a so far this season a bust of a quarterback.
Hey no, but like up until this season he was,
he was a bust and now he's great. He's played
really well the last two games. He won NFC Offensive
Player of the Year or a month for September.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
He's good.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Man, I'm telling you the coach is great. Sorry, I
don't have long winded sports takes that aren't good. That
was pretty goodn though, I mean anything.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Yeah, you're smirking at me. I hope your whole body explodes. Wow. Wow, man,
it's getting more and more violent. Should we do headlines
until we talk to John from Grenard and ask him
about mouthguards?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I think sure.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, it's time for presented by our friends. That's a
Wolf River Electric if you want to get turned on
and go solar like I had to get solar panels
thanks to Wolf River Electric. Marty, you want to come
over and see my panels?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
I will your wife be home?
Speaker 11 (20:24):
Then?
Speaker 3 (20:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Okay, Wow, I get it.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
What Angie is my favorite?
Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Actually it goes Angie and then Harper, then Bailey, then
the Murky or Murky Monkey.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
Merchant. You no, wow, you don't know my dogs names? Wow?
I thought we were friends. Your dog's name is Murkan
dog named At least you know my spouse's name, so
that's a that's your spouse's name. Drink What if that
was her nickname? Good thing she doesn't listen. That's weird, man,
(21:08):
This one working Lambert. Indonesia has a cow shortage, so
they have figured out a way to make milk out
of blank hawk hawk, No, not that. Take a deep breath.
Indonesia has a cow shortage, so they have figured out
a way to make milk out of wine sewer water,
(21:30):
go woop close to what his name is? I don't
even know to fish the band doesn't sound disgusting. Fish fish,
(21:53):
milk fish. You don't say it like that. Gross Milke
sounds so gross yucky. Adultery smell like hawk Seriously not
like how adultery isn't illegal in New York anymore? How
about this? A one hundred and seventeen year old law
that made it a misdemeanor was technically still on the book,
(22:14):
so you technically could have gotten up to ninety days
in jail. But now it is not illegal, So go
for it, New York. There's a creasal joke. Don't worry,
Max hawk Hawk. You farted. We all heard that, you
two all heard it was Well, you guys can book
(22:40):
a trip to New York. Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska are
not the three states of youth to specifically would like
to go to man those according to US News and
World Report, those are the three states with the highest
STD rates Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alaska.
Speaker 7 (22:58):
I apologize, my family is from Mississippi, so it's probably
the Fuller's fault. Oh, Alaska, I guess they got nothing
better to do.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Alaska, that is a weird.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
They got nothing better to don't all the time? Right, Yeah,
nothing better to do.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
But I mean, you know, probably not a lot of populations,
so if one of them gets it, y'all getting it.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
You sit in your hometown. Pizza huts in China are
selling a new pizza that now comes with deep fried
blank on top. Pickles. Pizza hut in China selling a
new pizza that comes with a deep fried blank on top.
(23:44):
Probably some crazy, crazy animal goat leaner, you're just gonna
get go for everything. Sauce you can get this, Oh no,
oh no, number two sauce you can pizza. Pizza sauce.
(24:08):
You can get this. Oh why can I get this?
Figure it out? You can do this, answer quick.
Speaker 3 (24:19):
He's on the phone, deep Fried Pizzaza.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
Deep is it deep Fried sauce? Since you said multiple
times sauce, you can get.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
This, is it?
Speaker 1 (24:30):
It's not his favorite animal? No, deep Fried Frog? That
is your favorite animal. Yeah, and tell us again why
you like frog so much? They're just cool. They're cool.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, right, he's our guest. He's on the phone.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Something happened with the connections from the callback right back.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
Would you try that, sauce, deep Frog? It's hard to
say without accidentally swearing sauce.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I would like to have you over sometime in the
summer because since we built our pool, we have many
a toad come in in the evening.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Dot you was a toad, broad leg, frog legs.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
So I pick them up with the clamper clop, put
them in a big home depot bucket, walk them two
blocks down to the woods.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
And put them back in their natural environment.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
I put them back to heaven.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
My wrestling finishing move. What if their entire story was
them just trying to get to that pool, and you're
running their entire story.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
No, they made it. They it's like sorry when you
land on, go back to the beginning. Yeah, shoot and ladders.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
One time. This happened to you one time, And it
was we probably lived at the Maple Grove House for like,
I don't know, five years, and it was raining and
we were coming home. I can't remember what time here
it was, but there was a massive, massive movement of
frogs across the road eighty ninth Avenue, the main drag
by where I live, and there must have been a
(26:05):
thousand frogs and I killed about five hundred of them
as they were trying to cross the road. I couldn't
believe it. Hi, I couldn't believe how many frogs. I've
only seen it that one time. It was a massive
movement of frogs.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
You don't usually see them traveling to your pool.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
And that is a day for them that we'll live
in infan.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (26:23):
No, that was their hiroshima. That was their worst day.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
I never saw it common. Nope, Man, what the.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Hell's going on with the phone?
Speaker 5 (26:31):
So they can't hear you?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
No, they can't hear me.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I keep saying hello, Hell maybe well next time they
called to put them on hold and we'll see if
we can hear them on the air.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Meanwhile, Marni, mistletoe is dying out at work parties for
obvious reasons. People are worried that they're going to get
the harassment complaint. So fair mistletoe apparently is just rip.
It's just over for Missileste.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I can't remember the last time I saw mistletoe in
a public setting, especially a word.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
Lawyer Lambert drapes it from his belt buffalo every Christmas.
It's the most Christmasy thing. It's the most.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Who does he go to a Christmas party with you?
Just you?
Speaker 3 (27:18):
We have a private party.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
You fall, literally, you fall for it every time we
gotta go to work a private party for two. Let's
see if this phone call works just as I go
for three, we'll see if for four happens.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
Okay, yeah, we got him now, all right, No, it's working.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Its work.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
Mistletoe.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
All right, there we go.
Speaker 7 (27:50):
She said, give her a minute because she doesn't have
Jonathan on the line right now.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
But he's joining and just uh, just a quick bit.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
Yeah, just go ahead, punch him up and he'll say
hello whenever he's there. I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
All right, let's just try that that's cool.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
Oh Jonathan, this is Jonathan. That's not you, though, did you. Hey,
there's a picture of the Menendez brothers with one of
their wives, and I need you guys to look at
the picture because I guarantee you you're all going to say,
(28:22):
oh my god, that lady looks just like a lady
we all know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Jonathan Grinard.
Speaker 11 (28:28):
Yeah, it was going on.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
H Jonathan, good morning.
Speaker 11 (28:31):
All right, now we got some Now we got good.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
First of all, Happy Thanksgiving week to you.
Speaker 11 (28:36):
Likewise likewise definitely.
Speaker 1 (28:38):
All right, let's go back. Let's go back two days.
Uh you tweeted about it, Uh, the sack that you
got in overtime on Caleb Williams, there were two Chicago Bears.
Were they holding you or were they not holding you?
Were they doing a good job of blocking or were
they cheating?
Speaker 2 (28:55):
No?
Speaker 11 (28:55):
They were, they were They were like they were you know,
trying to like I was a kid in school again,
shout out for my lunch money. How they had met
themed up. But they didn't call it. I mean it's
one of those plays where I don't know they would
call that. I mean they had both their hands pretty
much inside my shoulder pass all I could do is
pretty much is just continue to just try to drive
my feet and I don't know if they hurry, but
(29:17):
I kind of like gave them like a little notion
like all all right, like the play was over almost
and they just let me go somehow, and you know,
the KALs Whims was still there and I was like, listen,
I gotta get them down now. But probably one of
the more crazier players I've ever been a part of.
Probably one more playing college that I've been a part
of that was similar to that. But yeah, those players
are always crazy, especially when get them in.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
Overtone real quick. Corey.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
So you're saying, Jonathan that you were saying, okay, okay,
you got me, like the play is over and they
bought it and you got away from them.
Speaker 11 (29:43):
It honestly felt like because I honestly was like waiting
for either somebody else to make the play or a
flag or something like that. So I was like, all right,
all right, but it like you can just feel like
in my body kind of like let up just a
slight bit, and I don't know if they were just
going for a pass, they just let me go, But
I was able to get through there man and it happened,
so hey, I appreciate both of them.
Speaker 1 (30:02):
Well when a play like that happens, though, who's more
surprised that it's taking that long because Caleb held onto
the ball forever. I think they said it was around
ten seconds. So is that as a defender like, Wow,
I can't believe he still has the ball. I still
have a shot at this sack or do you think
those two offensive linemen were literally like, there's no way
he can still have the ball. We can probably let
Jonathan go here, it's got to be over.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Yeah, because it was only only rush three at play.
We only had three guys rushing. I think they had
max protection, which is while at the tight end and
running back on me. Usually supposed to win those matchups
kind of because it's like, no matter what, you should
beat the first one and kind of deal with the
second one. But it was like later in the game,
you know, legs a heavy type deal, and you know,
for d Lineman, I'm I'm I'm just thinking about the
(30:43):
same thing you're saying, like, oh, there's no way he
still has the ball, so I have a chance to
still get their DB's in the back. You know, they
just kind of like waiting for him to you know,
look in an open window that they probably seen already
ready jump around or something like that. So for them,
it's like, you know, they got all the time in
the world. But for us, it's like the longer he
has the ball, the longer two to three people gonna
have their hands on you, and you got to like,
you know, grind through that. So it's it's definitely tough. Man,
(31:05):
you got three against pretty much seven, it's tough. But yeah,
anytime we get those opportunities for the quarterback to hold
the ball and like I said, I got free like that,
it's great to get a chance to get them on
the ground and thankfully I did change the game.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Jonathan, this may be an odd question, but as I
watch a lot of the NFL, I've noticed that a
lot of players don't wear their mouthguards and a lot
of them there's the corner for Baltimore that has two
of them just hanging out of his helmet. Is that
like a new like fashion thing.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
Yeah, it's like one of the younger guys. Some of
the young guys been doing that. Like I know, I'm
still a younger guy, but like the twenty one twenty
two's like rookies and sick years have been doing that
kind of brought it from college me. I personally wear
one probably about like I said I wear but if
I probably use it maybe with fifty six percent of
the time, if I truly know to run down we
gotta get a little grindy out, put the office in,
(31:59):
but some times to get a little tit and I'm
a mouth breathe when it comes during the game. So
I have that, I'll have it out and just kind
of play with it.
Speaker 1 (32:06):
Freely and use it as I need and our dog.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
It's it's tough to follow up a mouth guard question
like that, but I loved your your effort and stick
to itiveness and making that huge play that second overtime
that was just such a jump out of your chair
kind of play for those of us watching. And then
the high kick came and you're durn near getting yourself
(32:33):
in the face mask. Are you a hamstring stretching in
order to get that bad boy up there?
Speaker 1 (32:39):
I've been working on, you know. HP.
Speaker 11 (32:43):
He asked me about it to everybody kind of asked
about it, and I tell him it's really an illusion,
you know. An after turnity we always say high knees,
low back, you know. So the key is to kind
of hunch over a little bit, you know, and you
know I still have that flexibility, but you all see
it's like me hunting over. It allows you to that
extra extension on the kick. But that's something I've been
doing since I've gotten him fraternity. You know, We've always
(33:06):
joked around, like I continue to say. I still joke
my boys to this day about who has the best kick,
who has the highest kick, And you know people are
gonna try to, you know, conceiu to try to debate
with me, but we all know who the real champion
is of who has the hot kick. So I'll concede
to hold that title until somebody that shows me other watch.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
What do you think of Caleb Williams overall seeing him
for the first time in person?
Speaker 11 (33:27):
Dude, that kid is good man. He's he's got an
arm talent that you know, not people really mean. Of
course you would give him credit for, but they also
try to kind of take it away, you know, him
being a rookie. But that kid was throwing some dots.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Man.
Speaker 11 (33:39):
I was truly impressed with his arm talent. As we
all know, he's young and wants to make these type
of players.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
In his head.
Speaker 11 (33:45):
He can make every throw, which is good and you know,
good and bad at times, but you know, you have
that confidence a young guy. That's that's what I would
love in my quarterback. I love that, you know, from
a younger guy who is confident, not gonna just hold
back on throws like that. But I thought we got
the best of him. I feel like we had a
very good game playing. We know we play him in
a couple of weeks. We're gonna see a lot of
things that they like, his maturity and kind of like
(34:05):
his poisoned pocket on certain throws. Like I was mentioning
just to step in the throws and just be confident
in those throws. Man, it was pretty It was a
great sight to see. Obviously, you know, sometimes we wish
he didn't make those throws, but but yeah, we know
that he's gonna be very good in the future. Hell
of a quarterback. But yeah, definitely gonna have to tighten up.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We come back home this week. You play a very
mobile quarterback.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
What what's the key to keeping Kyler Murray where you
could basically see him and not have him make the
plays where he's very accustomed to making.
Speaker 11 (34:34):
Yeah, kind of similar game playing this look or any
running quarterback, you know, just try to collapse the pocket
and try to make him play quarterbacks stand in the
pocket because you know, whenever he gets out of that
pocket and make some players of legs. I mean, we
all know he can do. And he is tremendous on
time as well. I mean, that's another thing I don't
want to take away from this kid. As fast as
he is, he can still make those top you know,
(34:54):
top ten quarterback throws sometimes and they'll humble you down
and just make sure you stand your technique and just
get back to the basics. But yeah, so many game
plan as well, and we of we definitely first and
foremost half to stop running a really good run attack.
They designed the runs pretty well. Six runs of ball
really hard. Office line just understands gaps schemes and understands, like,
you know, schemes of defensive schemes and how to work
(35:17):
up the backers and stuff like that. We got to
work to it off for us again. But it's definitely
gonna be great that we have it back at home
again to give us that advantage for sure.
Speaker 3 (35:24):
Jonathan Gernardo Gain is our guest, And you just mentioned
that we're back at home. Three road games in a row,
and actually last week at Soldier Field was the first
time on this road trip that there wasn't predominantly purple
in the stands that said how happy are you to
be home? Not just home this weekend, but three home
games in a row.
Speaker 1 (35:40):
Now, it's great.
Speaker 11 (35:42):
It's great that we took care of business on the
road so that we can get to people. You know,
the fans will to support us regardless, but you know,
having that note and two, you know we're handling our
business on the road, holding it down to that until
we get back in the hometown. We know they're gonna
come out and show and full forth. So I just
know they're just dying to get back and it'shing to
get back into a real home game. And after we
hand the businesses is obviously done what we've done, these
(36:04):
other teams are not gonna have to feel what these
other teams have been feeling, you know, trying to impose
on us in away games. But we already know how
that bank get, you know, whenever we step on that field.
So I'm super excited just because we get to get
back in front of them, the crowd is gonna be crazy.
They're starting to get to that time, whereas crunch time obviously,
you know, we start talking about playoff ball and football
that actually truly matters now, you know. And it's going
(36:26):
to feel that in the environment, And I can't wait
to see it, man, because it's gonna be a great environment.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
How does it feel to be nine and two but
nationally still kind of an underdog? Are you guys embracing
that role as as the team that's not getting a
lot of love one hundred percent?
Speaker 11 (36:38):
Like I said, we we still and I remember Cale
mentioned it before. We still understand at the beginning of
the season that they were just saying we're gonna be
one of the worst teams. So we can see it
to just try to use that tip on our shoulder
and continue to work our butts off just because we
know that we're going to get everybody's best at this point,
they want embarrassed since we got literally the best receiver
in the game. So I already know that, like teams
are literally going to scheme up to say, listen, gonna
(37:00):
make sure that they don't embarrass us, Like that, and
you got other weapons like that on the offensive side
needs the side trust you, we're gonna get their best
and you know, owning that and making sure that we
take that and use that to our advantage. It makes
us be on our p's and q's at all times.
And when we are, man, I feel like we're forced
to be wrecking with So I'm excited. Man, I'm just
excited that we're all healthy, we're all moving feeling good.
(37:23):
You know, going into this week understanding that the sex
are high. You know, Arizona's in the same situation, that's
pretty much you know, uh, Chicago's just then while they're
still trying to fight, you know, make sure that they're
getting their foot in their door for the playoffs. So
it's gonna be a great when. It's not gonna be
easy on that at all by any means. So I'm super
excited just to get this thing going, getting back in
(37:44):
the bank.
Speaker 1 (37:44):
All right, man, have a great Thanksgiving and good luck
on Sunday against the Cardinals. Talking next week always, always,
I appreciate you of having Thanksgiving. I should have asked him,
do we know he should come out and hang with
us at the Shields next Tuesday. Right, we got the
toys for tots. But anyway, I wonder if we can
get him out that would be cool in the old
(38:04):
eight o clock hour next week. Good idea than he.
Speaker 2 (38:08):
Is currently in Shields via photo. I was just there
yesterday and where the Viking section starts, right by the
ferris wheel, there is a huge Jonathan Grenard poster covering
the wall.
Speaker 1 (38:21):
Was that right?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
That's a dapper looking man.
Speaker 1 (38:23):
Good looking dude.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
I I took a pic of it. I'm gonna show
you right now there he is tall photo.
Speaker 12 (38:34):
Great on the radio, Chris, you recently bought a UK
a toy that has a warm seat.
Speaker 3 (38:44):
Right, it's the greatest ever created. It has the thing
I've ever spent money on.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
It has a bed day. But it sounds like you're
not a huge fan of the bed dat too.
Speaker 5 (38:51):
About the dirty b h right, you just want to cheeks.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
To be warm? Care about well? A luxury bathwear brand
in Japan is working on a new human washing machine
to replace bath tubs.
Speaker 3 (39:06):
I'm listening human.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, so essentially think of like a car wash for
a human. Okay that gets in there. It apparently it
looks like the cockpit of a fighter jet, and it
fills with water, so it is kind of like half enclosed,
right my guess is quarters tight quarters. But then it
goes to work and apparently is the equivalent of a
human washing machine.
Speaker 3 (39:28):
Can I get one?
Speaker 1 (39:29):
It also drives you off, probably in oh wait, the
whole process. It's fifteen minutes. So apparently it's a deep
clean Wasn't that what that one lady was trying to
do to Hawk at that one? Pretty much? So it
would still be quicker to take a shower than use this.
But if you want the deep clan, yeah, yeah, human
washing machine, Hawk doesn't care about the dirty bea well.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
I mean, I'll take you to the last once warm
manned mars. I lined to you. I'm gonna tell you.
I'm looking you. I look me in you. If you
don't mind, please just for once in your life, it's
the greatest thing I've ever spent money on. This thing
is always warm, and I sit down on it and
life is better. I get up back to suck it again.
(40:12):
But let me tell you, my cheeks cooked in a
warm little blanket ever done me. Sometimes I go and
sit down, I have to go bathroom.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I just hang out, pull your hands up the greatest
thing you've ever spent money on? I think you heard me?
Speaker 3 (40:29):
Did I stutter?
Speaker 1 (40:30):
No?
Speaker 3 (40:30):
It's the truth, all right, try it. Come over to
my house tomorrow, sit on my toilet seat sauce.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
No, I'll break it, sas I felt that Chris Hockey
says the greatest thing he's ever spent money on is
a toilet.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
Yeah, your dad somewhere is crying happy cheers.
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Can I share with you, tomb Do you see what
I'm holding? Great radio, So I'll hold it up for
the camera. Do you see what I'm holding? It is beer?
Speaker 5 (41:04):
I have a floor pack of.
Speaker 2 (41:08):
It's no lie of beer. It that my face is
on it. Here it's called play by Play.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
I Pa.
Speaker 2 (41:18):
Brood from Drekker Brewery in Fargo partnered with Bell Bank
and two dollars of every play by play IPA sold
at Drekker Brewery in Fargo in the month of December
is going to benefit ran A Cure, which is a
breast cancer charity started by a woman in Chasca. And
(41:38):
I have never seen my face on a can of beer.
I've had my face in a can of beer, but
this was really really cool. So thank you to Bell Bank.
And Drekker Brewery and partnering with Brandic Cure, and I
hope whoever is driving through Fargo if you could sample
the play by play I P A in the month
(41:59):
of Justcember, we would all really appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
So I get one more time. Tell people that want
to see your cans where to go my Fargo.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
Yeah, but my mom listens.
Speaker 1 (42:10):
But she lives in Fargo, does she know?
Speaker 2 (42:11):
Yeah, she does so, and she's seen my cans.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
And that actually is a really cool logo. They did
a good job with.
Speaker 2 (42:17):
That Direker Brewery in Fargo.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
That's awesome, really cool.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
There's Leah b is on here, got the microphone. We're
doing a play by play for a game.
Speaker 1 (42:28):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
There's the name.
Speaker 1 (42:30):
Yeah, I will not be participating. Well, there's no evidence
that charity works for you. A couple of Marnies, y'all.
Speaker 3 (42:38):
I'm tempted play by play I P You know nothing
I look forward to more, well, nothing forward to than
on a Friday night.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
Careful stop. I mean, okay, okay, this show is so dumb. God,
Arnie morning, We're careful for you. Yep, We'll see Marnie
on Friday for Black Friday. At Mall of America seven
to nine, and then we're back tomorrow five thirty to nine.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
Marns you the best, Thank you, thank you, Love you guys.
Wolves Tonight six thirty pre game from Target Center, Wolves Rockets.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Thanks nine, and noon is next. He already have Wader
for days.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
You Robby, I Love you
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