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From the I Art Media Studios inSaint Louis Park. It's the Power Trip
after party with Corey Cove. That'sit, paused what Zack and musical guest
Chris Hockey play some music? ZachCalvin, now here's Corey. You think
you would like to be Don Pardoor now um Daryl Hammond and be the

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voice of Saturday Night Live? Yeah, it probably pays well on its minimal
effort. That's a good question.I wonder what Daryl Hammond makes a year
for being the voice of Saturday NightLive. I bet, I bet he
gets some residuals from all the rebroadcaststoo. I wonder, Yeah, yeah,
man a bag yeg I bet,And I think he does a fine

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job at man SNL with Don Parloback in the musical Guess it was so
like dramatic, it over the top. It was cartoonish. Yeah, I
think it was. Did I hearJimmy fallon somebody on a podcast in the
last couple of weeks say that thatwas absolutely his voice. That wasn't um
exaggerated for TV. Like if youran him into into him in the hallway,

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he'd be like, how is yourday? Like that's just how he
talked, which is crazy because itsounded like he was doing a bit just
to make a living. But Iguess that's just who he was. It's
a little bit like common. Right. People ask if commons like that twenty
four hours a day, and wego, yeah, that's how he talks
all day long. And I guessdon Pardo was the same way. And

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that was the end parts story,good old Donnie p Yeah, that that
had to be. That has tobe one of the better jobs, right,
I mean, yeah, that ofthe movie trailer guy that's got to
pay. Well done. Lafontein anythingis that his name? I think so?
In a world, I think he'sdead. I don't know. But

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again, if if he does die, then Pablo Francisco's into takeover for him.
His movie trailer bit is is aelite comedy. I think he is
dead, by the way, whois in a world? Yeah, but
it can take that light rail.It's dead now, not anymore. Yeah,

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you guys think it's gonna work.I heard Common and Rosie and tend
to be arguing about it. Youguys think that a couple hundred million dollars
rail from Minneapolis to lu stops inwhat Coon Rapids Hinckley and Elk River and
Elk River. Yeah, especially forum, if you're a student coming down
from you know, to come homefrom Umb or something like that. Yeah,

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i'd be sweet. Yeah, delusesweet. It's pretty sweet. Yeah.
I don't know. I don't knowif there's enough call for it or
not. But uh, I guesswe're going to find out more trains the
better, right, I guess.Yeah? And I heard the comeback obviously
that What about all the people fromDuluth that wanted to visit the cities but
don't want to drive or can't affordto drive. I get it. I

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think you worked great. It's interestingall right if you drive, If you
take the train to Duluth and thendon't have a car, you either have
to walk everywhere or uber. Soit's like, how much money are you
saving? Right in the ticket pricessound like they're gonna be not super cheap.
At thirty five bucks away or thirtyfive dollars sorry, thirty five dollars
per person, that's pretty inexpensive.Yeah, but if if you figure how

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much gas costs, it's cheaper todrive. Yeah. Really, family,
family, Let's let's say you're takingyour family though, Right, if you
go by yourself, it's probably close. But if you go with a family,
it's one hundred and fifty bucks whenI tank of gas would cost you

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less. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah you can get smashed. Yeah,
you get smashed in the way offyour car. But I guess yourself.
You just play it at my winner, But whatever, you know,
people, we've got a casino stop. Yeah, I just wonder where,
Like I haven't seen the actual layout. I've just seen it stops in coun
Rapids, it stops in Hinkley,it stops in Duluth. Is it is
it gonna drop you right off inCanal Park? Or like where in Duluth

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are they dropping you off? Becausethat's how far am I walking to get
to down down Duluth, n downdown Duluth. Saying about Duluth, I
wouldn't doubt that they haven't even figuredthat out yet. If the UM,
if the trains ran like at night, like all night or whatever something like
that, there's a late UM leavingtrain, going to a concert at Bayfront

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would be perfect. Yeah, goodpoint. Yeah, get smashing chunk out
on the way back. Yeah,two hours of sober up or just a
Friday night, just you know,get up there, going get hammered in
Canal Park there, you know canalwith the Canal Park. Yeah, why
do you keep saying Canal Park?Sweet? It is the best expencive is
hell though. Yeah, we'll bethere in the summer month and a half
for what airshow? Yeah, we'reall going. Oh that's right, yeah,

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no going. Well, that's good. I like when you guys go
now good trying to get there upthere in a couple of weeks, but
as you mentioned, it's it's tronomical. I might just sleep in my car.
That would be good for you andjel not richer. Yeah, yeah,
it's better for the rains. Sleepface down, ass up. If

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you're tired enough, you sleep anywhere, right, he sleeps in this car
here. Yeah, you can geta pillow ye and lay down, go
sleepy town. Yeah, like thetime Hawk and I slept in the Dragon
Wagon and Hawk was on TikTok orwhatever and said goodbye to everybody before we
went to bed. An hour later, we both got up and went back
to the show. Yeah, that'sright. You find sleeping in your car

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though, disorienting because the only reasonI bring that up is I haven't really
done that since I was nineteen whenI commuted to the U the first year.
My buddy Chad, not your friendChad. It's a different guy.
The timeline doesn't work out. Butso if he still had class and I
was done, sometimes I had justkind of sit in the car and hang
out for a couple of hours.It's actually part of the reason why I

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started falling in love with this station, to be honest with you. Um,
but if I napped for an hour, hour and a half and I
woke up in my car, Ialways freaked out. It. I always
felt super disoriented. I didn't knowwhere I was. There was that ten
seconds of like, what the fuckWe're where? Am I holing? Have
I've been here? Am I supposedto be asleep? I never woke up
feeling rusted because I always panicked.Yeah, you don't get that even in

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the morning if you're no, Idon't. I don't think I, I
you know, sleep that deeply,you know what I mean? But like
when you do the Vikes games.Yeah, Like let's say you do Green
Bay on a Sunday night and youget back here, like two, where
do you go? You come hereor go home. Uh. Most of
time I come here and then sleepsomewhere in the ear. Yeah. Sometimes
I sleep in that couch in there, um, but most time I sleep

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in the car. Yeah. Yeah, it's just I'm proud. I just
reclined a little bit. Yeah.There's a phenomenon called latch key and continents.
Did you read this morning, Cory, No, latch key and continence,
which describes the feeling you get whenyou have to pee, and it
gets worse and worse the closer youget to the toilet. You guys,

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ever, like, um, pulldown your pants or take off your clothes
to get in a shower something likethat. Almost pissed all over the place
as as soon as your pants aredown. Yeah, yeah, I get
the first p in the morning whereif you once you once, your brain
knows I'm in the bathroom and it'sgo time. Maybe that's exactly what you're
talking about, where if you don'tpee in the next ten seconds, it's

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gonna be the most painful holding inof all times. Were during the day
you can hold it for I don'tknow, I could hold it for an
hour or two, Like if I'min a spot that's nowhere near a bathroom.
That first one in the morning.It's like, if you're fucking around
here, I'm gonna make you suffer. Yeah. Yeah, first one's the
worst one. Yeah. Yeah.It stings. And I'm at forty three.

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Now I'm starting to a couple oftimes a night I gotta get up
to pa. And that's never happenedto me in my life. Yeah,
man, And now it's like,not every night, but once in a
while it's like, God, damnit, I can't sleep three more hours.
I gotta get up and take careof this. Wait and see,
you're gonna be sitting down to prettyYou still do that? Well, yeah,
because I don't want to piss onthe floe. Yeah, um right.

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Most popular road trip snacks he sn a c ks. That's right,
chips, followed by chocolate, followedby cookies, followed by nets or
seed, followed by candy, andthen fruit. Some weirdo put fruit in
there. Fruit on a road trip. The last part of a road trip
is stopping at a gas station andjust loading it. Just random ship you

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would never get it, yeah,just stuff you would never eat normally.
You just grab, yeah, likea truck store, truck stop hooker.
Yeah, yeah, normally you wouldn'tdo that, but hey, you know
what, I'm on the road,get a long way to go, No
way, it's banging in? Whatwhat? What a fucking home run?
You said? Coming to uh theMystic Shell Room on September four, three

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eleven with opener a wall ny shockabout that home run? God, that's
gonna be bad ass, man,that's pretty good. Also, they're bringing
Chaville too. Did you guys seethat in three days? Are? Yeah?
How about that? Three eleven anda Wall Nation well Erican Dreams show
for me? September one game Repembertwenty four. There's a Vikings game that

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uh Sunday, it is a Sunday. There's a Vikings game noon start?
Yeah, man, sorry bad ass? Actually what what about him? So?
Yeah, no, it should bea fun show. They're bringing the
Rock acts, man, the Rockthe Rock Acts. Oh, I was
like, the Rocks gonna be there? Is he singing songs? H?

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I didn't know he went anywhere?Yeah, yeah, that's fun show.
I heard. I heard three elevenwas supposed to be at a different place
this summer. I wonder what whatchanged? That's not a thing anymore.
It is a bidding war, likecrazy brilliant. Oh. I heard they
were slated to be at the Ledgeagain and I was super pumped about that
because that place kicks ass. Yeahyeah, I wonder why they ended up
there. I think you started that. Yeah, I think I heard it

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from a really good source, reallygood source. But I wonder what changed.
I gotta add that bus show Bush, No, the buzz show.
It's the buzz It's it's where youit's right before you go to the military.
You just all get haircuts. That'sbuzz Year. Yes, it's his
origin story. By the way,light Year. That's a one time one

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terrible. No, it's just notfun. But it's not it's not like
picks are fun. It's just kindof dark. And Kelly and I are
taking my sister to a Little Mermaidon Sunday, yeah, you know,
and she's forever four yea, um, she's nervous quote unquote that it's scary.
It's the same as the cartoon,all right, and we're getting large

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Yeah right you are. Yeah,so yeah, we're going to that.
I'm excited for it, but it'syou just said it was okay, it
just uh yeah, I thought itwas Okay, it's um like Halle Berry,
Hallie Bailey, I too. HallieBailey is fine. Uh, Melissa
McCarthy's fine, Javier Bardem's fine.I think all the acting is fine.

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It's just I really, I don'tknow. I struggled with this one more
than some of the other live actionones that I just was bored knowing what
the next scene was. I justnever got excited for the rest of the
movie because I'm like, Okay,yep, she's gonna give away your voice
and she's gonna go online, andit's like, I've seen that movie a
thousand times, so I just hada hard time having fun with it for
the thousandth and first time. SoI thought it was very average. People

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like it, Yeah, I likethe original better than this one, But
you won't you. I don't thinkyou're gonna dislike it. I just thought
it was fine. But the nineyear old freaking loved it. I think
I have to go see it againin a week or two because she wants
to see it because she couldn't stopraven about I still haven't seen the Mario
movie either, and I don't wantto pay. I think it's thirty dollars

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on peacock or something, a peacockguy. But yeah, you saw that,
right, Yeah, it was fine. I gotta go in a minute
because I got a client coming in. You guys have to finish without me.
But Paul Gimati birthday to day mansixty five. He's fifty six actually,
But when you think of Paul Giamatti, what do you think of?

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Yeah, he's kind of I thinkI would say billions first now for me,
just because I've watched him do thatso much the last four or five
years or whatever it is. Butyeah, part of me is always going
to think that he's pig vomit.You remember when they tried to make him
was it the rhino at the endof one of the is that Spider Man?
I have no idea what Amazing SpiderMan two? Yeah, he was

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the bad guy at the end ofThe Amazing Spider Man two And then that
was it. Wow, Like itjust didn't work, And it was supposed
to be like this kind of cliffhanger, like what is this? Who is
he doing? And everybody just,I think universally said we don't really care
about that, Please don't do thatagain. So then they didn't bring him
back. I don't think they everbrought him the real pig vomit if you

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met him, never did, Okay, but he used to program cool when
a wait, who is its real? Doug Westerman. It'll come back to
me, Doug Westerman Rabbit. Ye, I bet when I watched Rabbit back
to me? But yeah, heworked at cooling Away for the longest time.
Really yeah, I forget the guy'sname. I was almost there and
then was gone again. Anyway,I got to this, uh this client

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thing, a client pat Here's gota story about a Pete Holmes comedian comedy
show. Here, who's Pete Holmes'shilarious? Yeah, it's great, great,
And he had a great television showfor a while with Judd Apatow.
I forget what the show was called. Um not, it's like bombing something
like that, though. What wasit called crashing crashing Crashing? Yeah,
I think something like that. Ithink it was called great show Man A

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couple of really very funny He sawhim record a Netflix special this weekend.
So ho hi ba hello, umso yeah that was um a very cool
experience. Um and his opener umhave you ever seen like the college humor?
Like Jagging's video like don't wear jeggingsthat sort of thing. No,

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Um, that was his opener.Okay, I couldn't I couldn't tell you
where it was it Varsity Varsity.Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's super
funny. I've seen him he Ithink we've played him before the show a
couple of times. Yeah, he'sgot some really good bits. Ye,
but um, yeah, it was. It was really cool to like he
restarting jokes from time to time,um, which is obviously you would never

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do. And yeah, if youweren't recording it, but you know,
like stumble up on s like Ididn't like that or um, it was
you know funny. All of asudden you'd hear like, uh, Pete,
could you wipe some of the sweatoff? Like oh really, and
like open thanks God, you know, things like that. You know,
he dabbs some stuff up. Um. The they they had turned the HVAC

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off because, um this they didn'twant the fan getting getting brought in.
Yeah, and part way, youknow, part way through the show,
he's like Jesus Christ, it ishot in here, like you know,
and it it you could feel theblanket kind of roll over. So that's
weird. I've been to a coupleof stand up comedians special tapings, but
everyone I've ever been a part ofis when they were going to film two

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or three nights and then compile thebest of right, just because, like
you said, if a joke,if he stumbles, or if it doesn't
work as much as it worked ona different night, you just kind of
do a highlight reel. Got towear the same outfit every night, of
course or whatever to make it looklike it's got continuity. But I've seen
that, right, or even inthe same night, right the seven o'clock
show, in the nine o'clock show, they're taping for both, and then

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they put him together. I didn'tknow that it was kind of a one
time shot like this. He diddo two two shows the same night.
Yep, two shows the same night, and that was the but they wanted
to nail both of them, sothen like he restarted, but it kind
of you could feel the punch beingtaken out of the room because he'd repeat
a part of the joke that wouldn'tget as much laugh to it. Then

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the punchline would follow in a hugeroar. Things like that, and then
the other thing with the second halfor the second show, was there was
the potential to be more jokes andfor it to be longer, maybe some
crowd work, because he didn't haveto like, hey, I need to
make a set, I need tomake a show after this sort of thing.
And in that sense, and Iguess I was told they think that

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they're going to use the second showbecause it he was a little more comfortable
with it. You know, ishis couple of jokes that maybe he screwed
up the first time, he didn'tum the second time around um. And
I guess a beer can got thrownduring the opener of the second show.
He was making some uh the openerwas making a joke referring to to gay

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people, not as a bigotry joke, but like just referring to gay people,
and a woman stood up started sayingbigotry things, and a guy hucked
a beer can, and I guesshit her. She's like to shut her
up sort of thing. I don'tI don't know why. It just when
you guys were talking about sy thismorning, with people having this uncontrollable thought

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process that they can do whatever theywant. I just I personally would never
think I'm just gonna stand up andstart screaming things. But everybody thinks their
opinion matters now, and everybody thinkstheir opinion has to be heard twenty four
hours a day. We saw Rosiecorrect Rosie. My dad and I went
and saw Swartz in a Mystic inthe Mystic showroom. It was fucking sweet.

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We had great seats because of Nick. But there was a woman and
her boyfriend behind us where like,this is not what he'd say, but
he'd be like, uh, youknow, board games, and she'd be
like, oh, board games,board games, and then she would like
he'd come up with another punchline andshe would just go, ha, I
get that the whole time, thewhole fucking time. Just shut up.

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Go ahead. We have some prettymajor breaking news here on the sports world.
The PGA Tour has agreed to mergewith Saudi backed rival Live Golf,
and a deal that would see thecompetitors squash pending litigation and move forward as
a larger golf enterprise. The unitiessign an agreement that would combine the PGA

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Tour and Live Golf's commercial businesses andrights, and we knew yet to be
named for profit company, The agreementincludes DP World Tour also known as the
European PGA Tour, of course,Live Golf, backed by the Saudi Arabia
Public Investment Fund and entity controlled bythe Saudi Crown Prince and has been embroiled
in antitrust lawsuits with the PGA Tourin the last year. The deal announced

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Tuesday would end all pending litigation.PAF is prepared to invest billions of new
capital into the new entity. Termsof the deal were not disclosed. Solved
from the from CNBC. As partof the agreement, the three groups will
establish a fair an objective process forany players who want to reapply for membership

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with the PGA Tour or DP WorldTour following the end of the twenty twenty
three season. Deale course comes afterit. Live golfer brooks Kepka won the
PGA Championship recently, breaking news ona podcast that'll work. Yeah, well,
fascinating that is. M sure we'lltalk about that tomorrow. Wow,

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A lot of reaction. That's abig deal. A lot of people go
on, you know, some somany questions. The answer to all of
them right now has no idea yet, and it just seems like everybody is
pretty pretty shocked. So well,there's part of tomorrow show. All right,

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more breaking news, Halloween Night,yep in at the X, Tool,
Halloween Nights, Halloween Nights. Damnit, you can go. I
got a nine year old, soyou can't miss Halloween Bringer. Yeah.
What night of the week? Isit? A Tuesday? Sucks? I

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don't want to go. Fuck,that's too late. You have no excuse.
I'll be I get back from Vegasthat day. I'll be too fucking
tired. That's a shit excuse.No, I wouldn't go any You love
Tool, yeah, sauce, No, oh, yeah, you hate Tool.
One of the best live shows I'veever seen all the time. Have

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you seen them? Pat, They'rephenomenal, incredible and the late bloomers of
the Tools. Yea experienced. Yeah, I'm not totally you get it.
You get it if you win,I get part of I saw him,
I mean I saw him live atIs Maynard does a perfect circle as well.
Right, do you hate Bruce Springsteenand you went, which is why

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I love that. I'm not aperfect circle fan like sixth grade. I
saw good Yeah, because they dida Northern invasion up in the summerset with
your dad and they did a perfectcircle Saturday tool Sunday, and I,
uh, like I said, Imean, I don't I don't blame you.
I know it's it's it sounds cool, and I'm sure when that came

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out that was like amazing. Butgrowing up on other radio stations here in
the market, who wouldn't stop playingit? It's it's the best. But
I I, yeah, there's plentyof bands like that that I fucking can't
stand that everybody loved such as Ican't go into it. Well, you
know my you know my atmosphere story, right the rapper, Yeah, the

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group or whatever they are, Ihate them, well only because all my
god damn brother listened to when wewere in like middle school and high school
was Atmosphere. And I think themain guy is Slug. I think is
his name. So me, Rosie, couple other people go see Swartz and
it um at first half when heplayed first half. We get done,

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we go backstage with them, we'rehanging out. Nick calls me over.
I've had a couple of drinks andhe goes, Paul, what do you
don't like Atmosphere? You know,my atmosphere is fucking terrible. And he
goes, this is slug slug orwhatever, and I'm like whoa, and
he laughed. He's a big listener, and I'm like fuck. But he
was cool about it. He's like, but I was like, God,

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damn it, Nick, you dickhead? Would I mean, how about just
for a second. No, Buthe knew that that's how I felt,
because I've told him about it.But yeah, I was. I went
to elementary school with his son.Oh really yeah, yeah, they're h
I mean whatever, they're fine.But like my wife loves him. Oh
somebody I can't stand r I p. Mac miller is awful. Awful.

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It's the worst music of all times. That's like the Cerebty. It's terrible,
Spins, it's terrible. Mc knockhorrible. Who's there kicking? Incredibly
dope shit? Come on, man, come on man. Then well,
mac Miller was awesome. Man,it sucks he's not here. Mac and
Me? Great movie? Oh yeah, Paul Rud's favorite. Fantastic. What

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about Marley and Me? I've neverseen it, Like the dog dies in
the most horrific way possible. Ican't see that. The horrific bungee cord
accident. Yeah, but it snapshis face. Okay, Oh, there's
none of it left. It wasa mess, I think. Oh yeah,
it took weeks to clean up hisface. Yeah. I think it's

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fine. He's coaching football. Okay. That was the power Trip afterparty by