Nordo In The Tub

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Episode Transcript

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It's pow trip after party Tuesday,June twentieth with Sauce. Max is somewhere.
My name is Zach Corey Hawk willbe here in just a little bit.
Hawk is probably in the bathroom.And Corey he just walks law and

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kind of funny. He's got anice little walk on in for him.
Where did he go? I don'tknow? Here you here? Are you?
Hey? There's Corey? Hi,Corey? How are you today?
Car? Great? Thank you forasking great show this morning. Thanks,
it was good to have you backright. That sounds since here? Did

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you listen to the yesterday's show?No? Okay? Why was it good
or bad? Or why are youasking it like that? Well, I'm
just wondering if you how you killedyour your time yesterday? I did.
I did two full games of Initialsat the fucking airport nice, so I
was product dive. Okay, twotournament games the Old about the Old Initials

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tournaments. So I have six ofthe nine tournament games done. I have
the Detroit Lakes Major done. Ihave every other game before that done.
So I'm like almost three months ahead. How many Initials games have you created
in this calendar year? If youcount the two board games. I have
five min so sixty there plus anotherso yeah, I don't know, close

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to ninety maybe incredible. Yeah,I don't know. Are you getting good
at it? Is it like?Are you faster at it now? Or
is yes? Yes? Sir Chriswalked in. He probably thought he probably
thinks you're talking about sex? Yeah? Thanks, you're talking sex? Yeah?
Yeah? What are we talking abouttoday? What? What are we

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talking about today? What's going onthe podcast today? Guys? Big podcast
is here, Dan butteners on theshow. I'm are excited to talk to
him. We're gonna figure you out. Corey. Yeah, I'm a lost
cause I just hope whatever I learnedI can use it towards the old nine
year old. I got a uman early look at the chapter that we're
talking about about um your in particularfood and has something to do with the

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size of your peatings. Really yeah, that's really that paragraph. That's what
I said. So if you havethis issue of a small and your name
is that's just small, it's it'sum balls. Yeah, it's oddly shaped.
I think it's how we shaped cockYep, whoa, I know that
that's a that's a hard CE word. Yeah, let's see. And that

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was a little bit floor that Rosiedidn't mention the golf at once. Yeah,
yeah, I thought he was goingto do a victory labs. Yeah,
I would have. He didn't oncebring it up. I'm shocked.
Not with no, not with him. No, I brought no idea like
off the area. I brought itup with him off the air, and
I was like, dude, Ithought your guy would get you to the
finish line. And he said offthe air he just couldn't make a putt

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and that was it. I thoughthe would bring it up. But you
know, it's the how about whenit's the first time in eight majors that
it hasn't doubled um front runners.I don't know what you mean, like
we yea, yeah, yeah,yeah, all right, Well that's interesting.

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Let's see what else is going onin the world. Oh, courty,
did you get hit on anybody horse? And buy any horse? But
we did, We did get thebrow leaning. We were walking back to
our room at Paris, and Idon't know how well you guys know Paris
at all, but like the elevatorsup to your rooms, there's a little

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like kind of kiosk with a bunchof snacks and stuff that are all crazy
overpriced, and there was a prettylong line there. But when we were
walking past them to go to ourelevators, this like twenty three year old
dude did the lean around the cornerof it, but like goes he wants
to go gaine just just just almostlike he was kidding, but he clearly

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wasn't right, but right, hedid the full forty five degree leaning,
just like he was in the fuckingmatrix. Or like you know, Michael
Jackson and them Moonwalker video bits.You know, a cocaine. Now,
I'm wondering, are you more likelyto sell cocaine to poker players like and
when there's a big tournament going becausethey want to stay awake and stay alert.

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Oh no, and cocaine does that, Wright Sauce, I've heard ya.
Did you lean it into him?Did you lean into him and go
can you make it one hundred?No? But if I could turn back
time, I would do sure.If I could, I would I would
lean forty five degrees the other way, just go No, they but want
I'm just kind of mirror. SoI thought that was kind of funny.

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The only other thing that made mereally laughed super hard over the four days
there is after on Saturday night,after the Vegas Nights Parade was starting to
die down and everybody was down towardsTeam O and the rest of the strip
was kind of getting cleaned up.They still hadn't let cars back on,
but so we were kind of walkingLas Vegas Boulevard. First of all,
that's kind of kick ass, whereit's almost like Bourbon Street, just gigantic

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opportunities to just kind of like spaceout and not feel like your sardines walking
those Vegas paths. It was kindof nicely just walk down the middle of
Las Vegas Boulevard the wrong direction withoutcars coming down anyway, but there were
still a big chunk of people,and from the other direction, this guy
that was probably pushing seventy or eighty, I don't know hold he was,

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was in a motorized cart, buthe was full on nineteen seventy six Elvish
Yeah, Florin, Yeah, Florinaright, and he's aimed right for me.
So I kind of start backing up, like, oh, I don't
think he's gonna deviate course. AndI swear to god, I know it's

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like seven or eight words, buthe turned it into one because he was
probably ship paced and flooring it.He comes, he comes flying at me,
and I was slowly moving but notfast enough for him, and he
just goes, good, what oneword and in his get the fuck out

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of the way. But one word. Bit, I'm telling you, did
not slow down, did not evenremotely threaten to change directions. If I
hadn't moved, this motherfucker was justgonna crash into me. But he gave
me a last second morning. Mygod, Elvis is ill tempered, a

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terrible mood, and he died fortyyears ago. I am pissed too.
Everywhere. I'm sorry. Elvis waseverywhere in Vegas when I first started going
there in the finnies. Everywhere,every corner, every I mean he was.
It was like every casino had aVegas impersonator off front of it.
Between that and them handed out picturesof horse, which I guess they saw
are doing again, by the way, they are doing that again, no

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doubt about it. They were doingthat when we were there and uh whenever
that was Mars. Yeah, youknow the only thing that I think has
has changed now essentially forever post pandemicand I just I'm just bitter about it
is pre pandemic. If you gotlike a cab from the airport, it
was about thirty bucks and you couldget an Uber for about twelves. Now
ubers are about twenty seven or twentyeight, and it's like, what happened

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to the wow? Naps are cheaperright now. It's it's the convenience of
the Uber. But if you don'thave to wait in a cab line,
you're probably saving money just jumping intoa cab. That sucks. I love
the freaking convenience of an Uber.And then then we had this this uhum.
We had a gal that claims shehad an Uber xcel car and then

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there's five of us and she showedup and I go, can this hold
five? And she basically opened hertrunk and she's like, yes, one
can go in there, and I'mlike, excuse me, And so we
put my nephew basically in this littlekind of bitch seat in the back and
he's probably six two. That didnot But I'm like this, how does

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Uber allow vehicles like that? Shouldn'tthey just know by making model like this
cannot count as an Uber x Thisyou got to be four or less passengers,
but they just want the extra youknow, get the old extra person
up charge and milk another like ninedollars out of you for a terrible,
terrible seat. Like a month ago, I took an Uber and the guy

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told me, he's like, nowthey unless it's like an Uber xcel,
they're not really going to pick youup because it's not worth just a regular
Uber to pick you up with howmuch money Uber takes. By the way,
I didn't talk about the sing here. One of the things that I
thought was super interesting that I hadn'tthought of so about God, we were
we were at the Venetian about threeo'clock that the so four hours before the

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Vegas Nights victory parade. Yep,we ordered an Uber and it was taking
forever and by the way, becausemy dad was with Otherwise we would have
watched what do we care? Butmy dad's so we're gonna Uber back comparently
right, and it says like,oh, six minutes away, We're like
perfect, But then the you guys, WO know the Uber area and Venetian

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how it's in that parking ramp.Yeah, you gotta like be on level
three. Ye suck, But thearea was like packed with people, like
one hundred people waiting for ubers,And I'm like, what is going on
here? It's like three o'clock.This isn't like peak ubertime. What's the
deal? Took forever took, forevertook forever. We finally look, we
look off the back of the ramp. They were searching the trunks of everybody

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coming into the ramp, just totake an extra step in case somebody brings
guns into the ramp and then hasan angle at the parade. And I'm
like, well, and I thinkthe Venetians actually too far down, but
I think the across the board thestrip was basically saying we have to take
extra steps about anybody that has accessto higher floors. So they were there

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were a couple of casinos. Whenyou would walk onto the strip, it
basically would say like no, nobackpacks or blah blah. I think forget
the list of three or four thingsthat they weren't allowing you to take in
or out. Basically after three o'clockthey were trying to do like something more
than just going well, let's hopefor the best. Yeah. So I
don't know if it was a deterrentenough, but I mean, nothing happened,

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But yeah, I don't know whatelse you can do because I could
have had a gun on I mean, there was no way of stopping me.
But they were trying to make surepeople didn't get up on parking ramps
with wow with angles and guns intheir trunks. So they had to stop
every uber from going into the rampand do a quick in car search.
And then they'd made everybody open uptheir trunk and they had security going through

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every single vehicle entering the ramp.So it took four ever and then our
guy canceled after he was in thef ramp, so we waited almost thirty
minutes almost, and then the guycanceled, and I'm like, you're already
in the ramp, dude, youwent through security. Why are you canceling
on us. Somebody might have jumpedin his cab or his car maybe somebody.
Yeah, I've had people do that. Somebody probably said I'll give you
fifty bucks cash, just cancel.I'd do that before I was actually um

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in Saint Paul Um we played rememberwhen we played I don't think you were
with us actually now? And Isay that Zacho well, we played um
Saint Patrick's Day outdoors in Saint Paulon the stage right by the Xcel Energy
Center. After the show, wegot in an uber. As we were
in the uber, this drunk bastardwalks up and knocks on the door a

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window. The lady rolls down thewindow. He says, Um, if
you give me this uber and kickthem out, I'll give you one hundred
dollars. Yeah, and I waslike, get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that, yeah yeah,
yeah, especially in Vegas. Yeah. Um, I was getting around
by the way down there's the trackcoming in. I didn't I didn't see
it, to be honest with becauseI didn't go all the way down to

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that side because it's on the it'son the north end, right by like
Resorts World and stuff. Isn't thatthe side that it's on. Well,
it runs right Vegas Las Vegas Boulevardis the is the front stran completely reopened
back up again. I saw trafficboth ways the whole time. It's a
freaking nightmare. Oh really repay theyhave to repave. They have to pave
it down town right formula there wasthere was toffic going both ways and the

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Yeah, the farthest I went wasVenetian I think. Interesting, that's most
of the way down. And yeah, outside of the parade, it was
absolutely wide open both times. Yeah. The pit area, the paddock they
call it, is behind the planetHollywood back over the Yeah, fucking ug
Yeah, yeah, it's gonna besomething else, man Cray. They're gonna
use it like once a year,right, but it'll be a lot of

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money coming in that that weekend.My goodness. You know one place I'm
done with in Vegas and yeah,it's not for me, but I'm just
in and out so overrated. I'mdone with in and out. Yeah.
No again, I'm a fries andshake guy, so I'm the wrong guy
to ask, but I the friesare super super super average and the shakes
are just okay. I'm done withinand out good. Yeah, the burghers

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incredible and but the thing within andout though, is is it's like culvers.
People out there don't get calvers,so when they come to town,
they want culvers. If we hadin and out every day, or it'd
be the same thing in and outit's incredible twice a year. Yeah that's
it. Maybe, yeah, maybeit every day, No way, I
don't know, and it's just printingmoney the lines like out the door day

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'sthe only one near the strip, and
there's one on the other side ofthe drive through and stuff. I think,
oh, maybe it's you, ButI mean how that you went to
the one and you've been doing likewhen you lived in La Oh. Yeah,
it's been around forever for sure.Yeah. Man, Yeah, Like
gms of that place make like onehundred and seventy five grand a year.

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You can't believe how packed that especiallyone in Hollywood. The one in Hollywood
is walking distance from Sunset Boulevard andit's always fucking packed, always packed.
Yeah, it's pretty cool. Machinetwice three a couple of times a year.
It's incredible. Yea, yeah,I like it. A couple of
things the birthday wise, I didand we didn't get to on the show.
First, I want to wish myguy from Aquarius Mike Irvin also known

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as Mervin Irvine Mike Irvine the BirthdayI Wish Today. Listened to the podcast
Thank You Happy Birthday Brother. NicoleKidman Birthday Today, Younger than I thought
she was going to be. Hell, do you think she is forty nine.
Oh, she's got to be olderthan that, because she was in
Thunder was like ninety right. Daysof Thunder was thirty two years ago,
and she must have been in hermid twenty Sorry, I'll guess again,

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eighty four, So she's got tobe close to sixty fifty six fifty six
okay, yeah, fifty six saidseven, I heard you over there.
You were close. Bass player forVan Halen. Michael Anthony is sixty nine
today. Yep, John Goodman,how do you think he is today?
Six seventy eight, seventy something Walter'sfrom Yeah, yeah, I did yea

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yeah, are you seventy one?Ye? Lionel Richie it pointed its house
out during the US Open about eightythousand times. You were very bitter.
But but but like if you livethere, Yeah, you would be too,
wouldn't you if like people are like, now I know where fucking Lionel
Richie live. Yeah, maybe thatwas It probably wasn't national knowledge before Sunday,

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but I'm sure it was local knowledge. Everybody knows he lives on the
Linel Richie is too busy, fuckingyeah man, Yeah, he's lying a
Richie. Yeah, he's fucking onthe ceiling, a fucking massive crank.
He's seventy four. Oh yeah.During his expirations in fifteen forty two,
conquistador Francisco Day or Alana, reportedencounters with formidable tribes of women warriors.

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The encounters reminded him of the warriorwomen of Greek mythology, of course,
the Amazons, so he decided toname the river the Amazon River. Do
you guys know that? No meaneither, bitch, But the website Amazon
dot com is not named after theriver. It's named after the Amazon and
from the Nintendo game Pro Wrestling.Yeah, that is very true. And
nobody beats the Amazon. Nobody beatsthe Amazon. That one kid got punched

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in the face of the birthday goodmemory, That is Correctn't that your buddy?
Yep said, nobody beats the Amazon. I was eight years old and
my parents hated him for about tenyears, basically until he was an adult.
They thought he was just a shittykid because he came to my birthday
party. Him and another kid wereplaying Nintendo's Pro Wrestling. Eric lost as

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the Amazon. I believed the KingCorn Karn or whatever his name was,
or Star Man or some and hejust locked and loaded a punch and punched
Tom Henkle right in the face whilehe was saying, nobody beats the Amazon.
I can see Eric doing that.Yeah, I can see him doing
that. Funch kid right in theface. It was funny. But my

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parents and like this kid's ship andthen they ended up loving him when he
was an adult, but they didnot care for him when he was eight
years and was funny or no.Yeah, a couple of times i've nobody
beats the Amazon. According to anew poll, half of us miss going
to the mall. I do likecruising the mall. Same yeahzel they got

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picking up weight, but now pickit up bitches. In all seriousness,
That's one of the reasons why Ilove Mall of America is their food court
isn't trash. It's like legit,you have options. The rest of the
mall food courts now it's depressing becauseit just looks like somebody meat sauced the
name of the restaurant, the graphicsof the restaurant. It looks like there's
three meat sauces working back there.They don't want to. Yeah, it's

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just like, does anybody care?Can somebody put a little effort and you
go to the Mall of America.The food courts have legit options a plus
neon signage, digital signs. We'reever going to come to the like this
area, it would be the Mallof America. It's where they would put
yeah, right, ye, Idon't know how because they're pretty know,

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they're pretty well known for their drivethrough. I think if they just dropped
a drive through, it would crush. Yeah, if they I would say
Bloomington would probably be or Maple Grovebecause Maple Group has to have everything they
do. Just don't do what Sonicdid right and putting ninety billion stores up
and then have it backfire. You'realmost there's almost two left. I thought

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there was one. Well, there'sone that happens bloom, there's one in
Elk River. Oh is there really? Yeah? Oh, never mind.
Then I did not realize I've ahandful of them holding on. But man,
they were a bunch. They didn'tmake it. Yeah, because they
habanded Sonic. Yeah, it's thesame thing that I think their drinks are
super good, their slushies are awesome. Food's just okay, but it's just
so it was just so cool whenit pops up. You're like, this

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is awesome. Finally some new stuff. Yeah, new stuff is always good.
M hmm yeah. The rollerblading,yeah people, Max's awesome. Yeah,
it's pretty good. Well roller Girlsixty people. The people surveyed do
want the malls to come back?Things people miss the most convenience window shopping,

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the food court and picking up bitches. Yeah, that that was one,
but it was number one. FootCourt's number one for me. Yeah.
Well that's what they held the mediaday for the Super Bowl at the
Mall of America when the Cousins wenta shack yeah, shake jack also good
yeah, yeah, the one inVegas. In fact, that's the funny
thing about Vegas is every chain restaurantis like the best version of that chain.

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Yeah, that's Vegas is the best. All the greatest restaurants in the
world are in one two places wherethey originate in Las Vegas, like Raising
Canes. You know those rich assstores that you and Carli go to.
Yeah, and what's the name ofthat crystals? Crystals? Yeah, yeah,
how do you like? I walkedthrough there? Yeah, and I
never seen anybody in the stores,or do you see like one person in

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the stores. They must sell shipfor a shitload of money in order to
pay the rent to stay in there. And like the Louis Vattan store is
two stories. I think it's thebiggest one in the world except for the
one in New York goddamn, butthat one, like you go at the
right time, it's packed, reallypeople, Yeah, because people the only
time stores when we had like asuper good day gambling. That's what a

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lot of people do, is theyjust win big or they have fucking carly
money and or like. But youknow that, you know that the walkway
from Cosmo to Aria or Crystals,right, and it's for the last year
and a half, it's been likecoming soon and so and so that's mostly
done now and a lot of thosestores are starting to open up. Massive
step down from Crystals. There's aVegas souvenir shop that looks like it's should

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be in some shitty strip mall.Sure, and then the I cannot believe
this is gonna last is this doesnot make any sense to me. Somebody
would have to explain to me whythey've didn't. But you know what,
I'm gonna say, what Marshals it'sRoss or Ross. Oh, there's there's
a giant Ross store on the onthe bottom. Now you can take the
stairs down underneath kind of crystals,a giant Ross store. So you have

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maybe the ex most expensive stores inthe mall or in the in the area,
one level higher than you. Whothe fuck is going anywhere near Crystals
to shop at Ross? No?No, but that's not even closed to
Excalibur, right, people from Excalibur, the same way some of us are
allergic to Excalibur. Yeah, Excaliburfolks ain't going to Crystals. No,

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right, They're gonna be like,I can't go in there. Yeah across,
yeah, across the way. Butthink of the rent that that place
costs. How are they going tosell enough shitty T shirts or whatever they're
sell? How is it? It'sa gigantic space, It's huge. Wow,
I didn't know that it's it's it'snot open yet because the store is
empty. But it's in there andthe signage is up and stuff. But

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they haven't filled it yet. Butman, I just can't believe that's gonna
last. But go ahead, Ross, prove me wrong. Yeah, looks
it looks like is there ridiculous?Wrong, say Corey Cove. We wouldn't
be here. Yeah. It iscrazy though, how how much that changes
just to have something in that littlewalkway instead of just kind of weird construction

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sites. Over the last half ofthe years, it feels new and that
kind of nice, brightest shit.All of the screens. Man, ever,
seems like everybody has gigantic new digitalscreens. They all had, you
know, congrats Vegas nights the wholeweekend. My room in March blazing brightness.
My room in March at at pHwas facing that. You know,
there's a great view and everything.But man, at night, when that

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screen would fire up and it wouldbe in the full brightness, like my
whole room was, it was litup. I mean. The nice thing
is most of those those windows aretinted, but that's gonna be an issue
if they keep making these things brighterand gigantic. Is this yeah, you

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know, Yeah, Sauce, you'venever stuck around and listening it gets good
man. No, that guy's soloud and there everywhere now and there's that
one area now just south of PlanetHollywood. It's like nothing that they're doing,
and they just camp out there becausenobody's Yeah, there was a there
was a guy with a sign thatsaid free bibles, but he wasn't doing

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the speech bit. He wasn't didn'thave the megaphone, just sitting there And
I'm like, you have no inventory? Did you give him all away?
Now you're just sitting here. Yeah, Like this is a weird, Like
if you're homeless, saying free biblesis an interesting stret Are you asking for
free bibles or are giving them away? There were a few people who needed
toilet paper. Maybe maybe you knowhonestly, so, I don't know,

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Kenny. I can't understand what hesaid, but I think that's what he
said. I'm going to hell anyway. I'll see their core whoever gets there
first, save you. I don'twant to see it. Correct shotgun,
shotgun new ill have newer equipment downthere. Yeah, well now you're going

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there. Yeah, but we're gonnahave to listen to all those podcasts new
from the iHeart Radio app. Jesuslives the Houston Rockets. He lives for
the Houston Rockets. He loves Rocketbasketball. Why wouldn't he? I don't
know. Fuck off? Okay,whatever. Man an aggressive way to end

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the podcast ended on a softer note. You just pushed the microphone away.
Yeah, say something nicer. SayPlease, how about say happy birthday,
Irvin? Happy birthday Mervin. Nowsay something positive that uplifts, queer aspires
people. Okay with that too,But did you get your shitter fixed yet?
I got what's wrong with your shitter? You haven't heard about shithole problem?
Tell about your shiitthole? What's goingon? Uh? Oh, man,

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you gotta tell him the whole story. I don't want to talk.
I'll tell him. So. SoNordo came over his house and took a
gigantic shit and then when he leftthere was shit and sauces bathtub like all
over bath and your bath on theback. Oh sorry, So wait,
did he shit in the bathtub orit back up into the Yeah he might,

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honestly, by the way, brandnew house. Hey, normoll,
come over, let's watch golf.Just shits in it fantastic, goes right
to the tub. So it turnsout that his sewer line has got tree
roots going through it. So he'sgot to replace his dire sewer lines for
their ship all over his house.WHOA, how expensive is that going to
be? About thirty thousand dollars?There's no there's no pushback on the old

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previous owners or in direction. Yeah, M is that right? Man?
You don't know something's in the work, something's up. Yeah, you know
a guy smell a lawsuit? Iknow a guy. I smell shit in
your bath down? Yeah, yourdad's over there spraying it like he's laid

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in the fall. Hey, Paul, Paul, I can ask you a
question. You ever you ever runa nice, warm bath full of noo
shit for your gal? And thenread fifty shades a Greater love? Thanks?

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Or all right? Bye everybody,peace out after party. I love you.