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Now now we roll and roll andRoll and our Trip after Party podcast.
Thanks for checking us out. Hellyeah, man, yeah, man,
yeah, thanks for listening. Man. Yeah, thanks, guys, guys
and gals. Pete Davidson have beenpretty open about his struggles with PTSD and
stuff, checked himself into a rehabfacility in Pennsylvania for a tune up.

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What a cool you know, that'sthat's just it's cool to know yourself that
well. Right, Yeah, likean oil change break. Yeah yeah,
that's good. I could use that. Well, you're gonna get it,
right, I'm getting it starting tomorrow. I get ten days off of this
show, and then you get essentiallythe same thing the week after that.
Yeah right yeah, pretty close.Yeah, and then I go to Vegas
not long after the for Abbey's twentyfirst birthday. Oh hell yeah. We

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move her into her apartment. Todayshe officially becomes a non resident of my
house. Yeah, how about that? Thanks, Yeah, it's it's weird.
I was surprised at how um finalit seemed for her. Yeah,
you know, uh, like youcould tell it's been something that because she
basically went through everything in her roomand decided what she was taking what she

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was taking and I kept saying,you know, you're only a couple hours
away if you forgot something, Andalso, I hope this isn't the last
time I receive you, So ifyou need me, I'll bring something down
to you. But it's big forher, man, she's got an apartment
of her own, you know whatI mean? Yeah? Yeah, God
damn, I remember how how thefreedom? Right? I've just like because

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she's like, well, and Iasked her, I said, what are
you most excited about? And shesaid just being an adult? Yeah.
I'm like, yeah, that's it, right, but I and I told
her, I said, I rememberso much. Though from here on,
your experience of coming home is goingto be different because you're gonna be a
complete adult until you walk through thedoors of our house. Yeah, and

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then Mom and Dad are gonna wecan't help it. You're always gonna be
a little abbey to us, andyou're gonna be They're gonna be parts of
you. They're gonna be little abbeyas well. So it's a big day,
man, big big But yeah,how hard will you stop? I
think I'll be all right, Ireally do. I've I don't think I
have any tears left, so soI think I'll be all right, I
might piss myself. Why why not? See he's having problems within continent.

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Yeah, when is this happening today? So that is that where Rosie was
heading off to right now he's Yeah, he's gonna he's getting a good vantage
point to laugh at me, likeit's a marathon for him. You'll laugh
at me at this city and thendown the road he'll laugh at me and
then down the road. How muchtime are you going to spend with Rosie
in Chicago? Um? I meanthey're on the same flight. I would

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guess they're sitting in front of us. My guess is they're gonna have a
better table at NOBU. They're out, they're up on the Yeah. Oh
yeah, there's at the same hoteland everything. No, we're not at
the same hotel. I mean he'llbe at your hotel though. Yeah.
Probably. Yeah, everybody knows that. Chris knows that better than the rest
of us. I wrote a bookabout it. Yeah, he drove it,

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he drew it, drove it,jesus I did. Um, probably
just at dinner because we're going tothe Cubs game on Sunday, and I
don't think that's where they're they're going. How about he's going to the shed
aquarium or the art Your dad doesthe whole tour? Does he go on?

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Chicago has a very good one,the aquarium, Yeah they do.
Yeah, he's going to the windowa good one. Yeah, yes,
Um, but they're going to theArt Museum on Sunday and it's right where
all the fucking roads are closed.He was so mad. Yeah, we're

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we're far enough away. But yeah, I haven't been to Chicago in a
long time. I'm excited. Youcan sports bet everywhere there's legal marijuana.
I can't fucking win. Traffic againis going to be right up your I
fucking there's a decent casino go ondown the lake front a ways. Okay,
Um, you got to go throughI've walked to it. Yeah,

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you got to go through some shittyneighborhoods, man, and right past that
shit aquarium. What they got here? Have you been to the Chequarium when
I was a kid who I wentevery year we might orbit the world a
little and then go walk through theaquarium. Yeah, and the and the
other museum dinosaurs and shit again everyyear because my grandparents lived there. My

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dad's from Chicago, so we wouldgo to the Ship Aquarium and that museum,
but I don't think I've been toeither one of them since I was
about nine. You know it's underratedis the Broadway musicals There You can see
everything and the really really good actorsand actresses and are usually like we saw
Wicked there one time we drove thereand it was like the Broadway crew.

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How many times have you seen Wick? Probably six times? That the most
by my Yeah, I've only Yeah, it's the one. I think that
maybe the only one I've seen morethan once. What's the best play you've
ever seen? Wicked? Is itWicked? It's not what's the one with
the lady at the diner or whatever? Two tits on a heartbeat? That's
all. Oh No, that's yourthat's your gamer. That's what I'm writing.

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That's one that I'm writing. That'sminimum requirements. Brilliant, brilliant,
brilliant. That's because you're looking forBut she's got a penis. I said,
you know what I remember about thatmuseum is I was a I was
a dinosaur a kid. I wasa kid that was fascinated with dinosaurs at

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like four or five years old.I remember almost shitting my bands. I
should have gone to the aquarium.But when you're like six years old and
you see the freaking bones of at rex, it like blew my mind.
And that's the one thing that sucksabout getting all those I think now
I would probably be in awe ofit for about thirty seconds and be like,
that's pretty sweet. That's a trex. I just couldn't believe that
I standing in front of, youknow, a t rex at six seven

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years old. I thought it wasso freaking cool. I think I would
be super jaded now and be,oh, yeah, you're jaded about every
pretty much. You were pissed aboutthe NHL draft. I listened to almost
all of it. Yeah, ohI don't. I don't think you guys
are gonna go on dinosaur tour atthe museum, but then we might stuff
like that, Sweet you should doone of those. Uh. I wonder

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if you can do one of thosebits where you can scuba dive down and
help feed the fish. Fuck that. Zacho definitely quiet today. I'm just
thinking about this new scam I'm gonnapull. I think, uh, scam
keyword for people see like you knowyou do like the architect thing, right,

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and not the architect the archaeologist.You know, you go and you
dig, and then you pretend likeyou find and the t rectually sell it
to a museum for like one hundredmill and then you just live off of
that the rest of your life.Yeah, they don't fact check. How
are they know? No, they'renot gonna know. They're not going to
make sure that it is flat stickor shit. You Minnesota a good idea.

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I got a budget of like onehundred. I don't know how much
of those things go for. Imean, yeah, so I got a
good budget. I don't like themreal. Maybe he's some like real bone
fragments in there, right, Oh, you're gonna mix some t rex bones.
You're gonna find the six or sevent rex bones that you know where
they are, and then kind togetherwith diamonds, you know, very Similember

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one. That lady had one,or maybe it was I think it was,
I don't know why it comes tomind. It was a lady had
one that they called Sue. Yeah, remember, and it kind of made
it's like it was owned by aprivate person. I'm remembering now. The
first time I ever went to Deadwood, it was on display on Main Street
in a shop there is that thething Cage bought. I think he had

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a t rex skull, but Idon't know if it was that one specifically,
but I believe he had a Tyrannosaurusrex skull at his house. Man,
I completely and it's not obviously it'snot on display there anymore. I
can't fucking I forgot about that,but yeah, yeah, I saw a
t rex once. Man back anyway, Muh, there's a story from the

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prep today that we didn't we didn'ttalk about, which is weird because we
talked about Taylor Swift and money.Um. There's a Spotify royalties calculator.
If you ever want to know howmuch you've given to your favorite band by
how many times you've listened to theirsongs, you can do it on soundcamps
dot com. Sound camps dot comagain, you look at how many times

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you've streamed somebody and then see howmuch money it generated. So this the
fans are getting pissed, Taylor Swiftfans because this this one in particular,
had streamed Taylor twenty four hundred ninetythree times Jesus, and that it generated
six dollars for Taylor I know thatthat Facer making right now is correct.
Well, so hang out a secondhere. Let's you said twenty four ninety

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three times twenty four and it wasless than six dollars nine. Let's just
say, just for argument's sake,let's say an album has fifteen songs.
I don't know how many Taylor has, it doesn't matter. Let's just say
it's fifteen. Okay. That wouldbe the equivalent of listening to an album
one hundred and sixty six times straightthrough. She's right, which I mean

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name of three eleven album. I'velistened to every album way more than that,
But I was paying what thirteen maybeat best Buy at some points.
Yeah, so double that. Butall right, so that sounds that's a
little bit on the light side.That's not as quite as egregious as I
thought, though, if you toldme sixty cents, that sounds bad.

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Factor in record labels, management anddistribution. Yeah, who knows how much
she actually all right, so outof the six she might be getting a
buck fifty or something. Yeah,another one twenty one thousand, three hundred
times resulted in about fifty bucks,So that's you know, I guess the
question is, though, is ifthese are people that would have never purchased

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the album, but you're getting somemoney from them because they're streaming it song
by song, right, then asa whole, are you still getting more
than you would have? Well anthe old system. That is one way
to look at it. The otherway to look at it as they could
just be Um, what was thatsite you guys all used when you were
kids. Oh you can be napsternat not getting a dollar, you know

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so, But it does suck though, man. I mean I still haven't
and I told you guys this before, but I actually saw it the other
day and that's why it comes tomind. I have a check for eighteen
cents from well this music. It'scalled music Sound. It's the name of
the company that collects your royalties andsens it too if you're an artist,
and I have it was a checkfor literally eighteen cents from all the streaming

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services together. Yeah, they collectedall the money and sent me a check
for eighteen cents. I was like, don't send me a fucking check for
eighteen cents. Literally, the postagecosted more than the check was worth.
When we went to get our mortgagefor our house. The check that we
the cashier's check was a cent over, and she said, I have to

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and you a check for one cent. I said, no, you don't,
and she said, no, wehave to. So we have it
a check for one cent. You'renot gonna cash it? Why? No?
Why? That's real money sent pennysaved as a penny earned. I
just came up with that. That'svery good. You should tattoo that on
your body. That was a dramaticpause for body. Body been a similar

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vein. Did you see the Doyou guys see the story about the squid
game creator? No, that theysaid he generated over like nine hundred million
dollars for Netflix and that there's nothingin his contract that says he gets any
bonuses or wow, oh that's terrible. That's a black mirror. Right,
check your terms and conditions on streamberrying? Right, Oh yeah, this

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is kind of crazy. Tell me, tell me what you're looking at.
Well, like, I'm just lookingat the thing you're talking about, Like,
I mean, I've I've listened tojust got a thousand listens, which
is a lot. Yeah. Sure, two dollars and thirty eight cents.
Give me a favorite and see howmany times you've listened to any of my
songs to see how much money I'vemade off of you? Yes, all

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right, hockey, he's gonna sayzero. I bet, I bet it's
I'm gonna bet he has given metwenty nine cents. All right, here
he goes, he's typing. He'styping seventy three cents. Thanks, dude,
you're well wow. I mean,don't spend it all in one place.

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Shut the fuck up, fuck you. There's no place I can spend
it. Yeah, what could youget for eight seventy nine? I get
your dad to blow me? Whatwould you do with the other fifty cents?
What does he have to do withit? Do you get my dad
to blow you? Your dad isa lawyer. Yeah, he probably hates

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and he he loves the bit.And the one time I said that it
took him twice to pass the bar, which it didn't. I got the
text from me. He's like,I don't care that hockey uses my body.
Never say I took me twice topass the bar. Like, okay,

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you can say that, you youknow, blew him for fifty cents?
Yeah right, But I say he'snot smart standard or a more controlled
toy and he's under the desk.Yeah, and you're gonna bring him somewhere
because he's on a leash. UmJFK's brain is missing. Oh god,

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Well, then Jackie pick up someof it, some of it? Yeah
she did. How weird is thatthat? That's your first reaction? Like
that was just an animal instinct onher part to crawl on the trunk and
pick up the pieces of his head. Ye right. Anyway, it was
stored in the National Archives after hisassassination, but it disappeared three years later
and has been gone since. Well. I heard a podcast once about this

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couple. There had been an artheist and somebody had stolen a really famous
piece of work. I don't knowwhat it was, you know, But
anyway, this couple died and whenthey were going through their possessions they found
it hidden in their wall. Justthese two old people. And there's no
explanation as to why they had it, who stole it, if they stole
it, if somebody else had putit in their house, no explanation,

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no what, No one knows.It's a great mystery even to this day.
Well, that's like that art heistdocumentary that the Endian's kind of stupid,
but like no one knows who didany because there's no closure. Yeah,
but yeah, all the great artheist the problem always is you have
to steal it, you have toget away with it. Then you have
to be able to move it.Yeah, and that's a huge problem to

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be able to sell it for theamount of money you want to sell it
for without leaving a trail. It'sjust not so. If you have amateur
art thieves, they always run intoYou're gonna get caught because you're gonna accidentally
sell it to the wrong person underevery agent them. It's just very tricky
to do. What the hell wasthat called the Gardener or something? Sam?
I went in Boston? Yeah,the Gardner? That was it?

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Wasn't it Gardner? Isabella Gardner orsomething? Got him close? Gardner?
Yeah, you're on the I can'tremember Isabella Stewart Gardener. Here we go.
That's it. Hey, um,saucer, time, do you leave
tomorrow? I don't. I don'tleave till Saturday. Oh good for you,
because tomorrow is the worst day totravel over the entire weekend. YEP,

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I don't leave till Saturday. Andit's on purpose because of that.
I didn't want to travel. Yeah, what are you gonna do tomorrow?
Um, I have to I don'tknow what I'm gonna do. It's a
good question. What are you doingtoday? Uh? The first job that
my wife had, the restaurant thatshe worked at, his closing. So
we're gonna go there, get somethingto eat. Oh, that'll save it.

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No, dude, that fucking shirtyou're wearing is just he's wearing I
forgot I was wearing He's at withthe logo from the back of my leather
jacket from the band Rise and thenit is a great shirt. I can't
believe, as I'm standing here atfifty two years old, you're wearing a
T shirt with that fucking I lovethe shirt. I wear this in Vegas

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a lot and people are always like, dude, the fucking band is that?
I know. I told you thestory at the time, and Corey,
I'm sure you're probably you remember.I don't remember telling it when these
guys were here. But when thekid who painted that wizard on the back
of my leather jacket, when hedid it, he was a gang member.
I mean he was a member ofthe Aryan Nation Local five sixty six,

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right, and they were fans ofthe band, right, yeah,
right, and so um And I'vetold you this before. The head of
that area is um Aryan Nation wasa Mexican kid, and but when he
was in prison, he had abeef with the Mad Sixes or whatever the
hell they are, am I sixwhatever they are, that's not it,

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James, this is the Lady.So he had to join somebody, and
the Arian Nation took him. Sohe was a member of the Aria Nation
even though he was a Mexican dude. That actually makes a lot of sense.
There's a lot of like I mean, people think white supremacies just white
people, but there's a lot oflike outside rangings. I guess that are
a part of it. So thiskid was somebody he didn't want to mess
with, and he painted that goddamnthing on the back of my leather jacket.

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I had to pretend I loved it. That's shit, man, But
I couldn't say this sucks, dick. Why is his arm so small compared
to his head? Why does hisbeard curl around like that? I couldn't
say. I don't know. Kindof looks like something you'd see on like

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a pinball machine or like a minigolf court. What are these? They
look like he has testicles hanging fromhis bottom lip. I know you do
it. Thank you, thank you, I love. Just back up one
second. So you feel pretty goodthat you're wearing a shirt created by a
member of the Arian nation. You'revery sad to wear it all over the

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world proudly. I'll ask you aboutit. You say, how proud you
are? No, I'm not proudof it. Of the guy. You're
a proud boy, man. Yeah, you're a very proud boy. All
right. Got weird flying A flyingcar just got approved for testing by the
FAA for the first time ever.A company called a left it's a l

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ef is behind it. People areexcited because it can take off vertically,
so if you got stuck in traffic, you can just take off and fly
past it. Can you imagine themayhem? Because I won't be alive to
see this, This is too faroff. Can you imagine the mayhem in
the sky? Students? Yeah,it'll be even so. Yeah, and
it they'll use an enhanced version ofTEA casts and traffic control. Yeah right,

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man, that's what planes used toso they don't crash into each other.
But that's probably what they'll use forthis. And even though the population
grows, though, don't you thinkmore and more and more and more people
are not going to be on theroads because you can do so many more
things virtually from your home. Sothere's gonna be more people in traffic.
Yeah, exactly, I'm already livingthat by I'm telling you there's very little

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reason that we have to continue cominginto the radio station every day, honestly.
Yeah. Yeah, Well that's whyI keep laughing when Abbot gives me
shit like it's nine thirty, youknow, send me a text, nice
to you to stick around? Whatthe fuck house is there for me?
To do? Everything else I canonce my commercials are recorded and I do
spots or whatever, all the restof my prep can be done at home.
Yeah, I have a computer atmy house, I have a notebook.

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I can do the work from home. Does he text Berrero at seven
pm? Going wire? You stillat the office? Exactly? I'm sure
Berrero sticks around for two hours afterthe show. I'm sure Common at three
does a lot of prep. Sure, ka is they all leave at twelve
o one, three oh one andsix thirty one? Yes, like today,
I'm probably gonna be here for anotherhalf hour after this podcast, I'm
going home. I'm I'm gonna then, I'm gonna go home. Yeah,

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I'm gonna is gonna go to theship aquarium. That's on Sun Monday.
You Todd salad. Okay, it'son Sun Monday. Todd salad. Man,
what a beautiful Sun Monday it isout here. Everybody's a Todd sell
If you ever opened up a restaurant, could you please have a salad on
the menu. In fact, thisbusiness that's going out of out of business.

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That's a restaurant that's going out ofbusiness. Maybe that's the last ditch
effort to save them. Yeah,man, get the Todd on the menu.
They have a dark star omlet atthis place. Nobody asked what would
be in a Todd salad? Um, Dad's money, Um, I don't
know. That's the that's the lettuce, yeah right, and the cheese.
Yeah? Who would eat it?Todd salad? Ryan Donalds. You wouldn't,

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of course I would. I'm aTodd for sure. Your dad failed
the bar. I guess once.No he did not. Don't say that,
but hockey, you can talk aboutblowing him. He blows me.
Come on, sauce, let's seewhat else. On this date, nineteen
seventy eight, Hogan's Heroes star BobCrane was found dead, bludgeoned to death

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with a camera tripod. He wasonly forty nine. A weird he was
deep into the underground amateur porno business. Who is this, yeah, Hogan's
Heroes. He was Regan Bob Haganhere. He said to the actress,

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you've got time for two more,and she beat him to death. He
was a weirdo, right, apparentlywas, and his murder still is unsolved.
Somebody, what's the dude's name?He used to be on that one
show you liked? Core played himin a movie that show that then the
other guy took over and now thenit was a lady and it was about
like a fuck. It was onthat one television station. Was great.
That's really great? Oh really?Yeah? Yeah, that says there's a

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movie here called Auto Focus. That'sright. Yeah, goddamn, we're no
kidding orchest trigger. Yeah's right?Yeah, from Peanuts. Oh good one.
Um, let's see what else ishere? Uh now, who cares
about that? Who cares about thattoo? We're almost done anyway, I

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wonder whatever we're sponsored We're almost doneanyway. Nobody's matters were almost Oh god,
damn, that's after body podcast.Fucking we're almost done anyway. That

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should just quit to say one moretime and let's end. I gotta quit
saying what I'm thinking that bucket.We're almost done anyway, fuck it.

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Yeah, that's all. I gota laugh right past the finish final.
We over twenty minutes. We areall right, then we're done by great
weekend fuck off