October 24, 2025 • 15 mins
It's Dave's birthday! We talk Ozempic vageen, bad Halloween costumes, and daycares.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the Minnesota Goodbye, and it's the Friday edition,
the birthday edition.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I think I'm getting an espresso.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What birthday sex? Jeremia?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, I know the song, yeah Jeremiah, Yeah, twenty years
ago something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You think you're going to get any of it?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know. I mean from who.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And it's not going to be Susan.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It has to be a person, you know. It could
be an inanimate I.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thought you were going to say it could be an animal.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, I'm not going to go that far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, okay, and an animal object like my pillow maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, whatever, whatever, or maybe I don't know. You don't
know what we got you for your birthday yet. We
haven't given you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Your Is it a flashlight? Can you imagine how inappropriate
that would be? That's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
But speaking of things, you can you know, make love with.
Have you guys heard of ozempic vagina ozempic vagina?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes, no, I have not tell us more.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We've heard about ozembic face where it's kind of like,
look like you've been doing meth, where it just starts
to droop because you've lost so much weight and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's a little hollow. I saw this article yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And now I haven't seen one in person, so you
can completely correct me if I'm wrong. But apparently, when
you start losing all this weight, it also can be
lost in your vagina labia region.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And so basically your mom's pubis, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom's pubis somebody remembers biology class.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So basically, your outer lips are starting to get real
thin compared to what they worked.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They were plump with I guess fat maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I don't remember exactly what the article said, but now
they're kind of like drooping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh, so it's polos epic vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I guess it's like if you have like fatty arms
and you like your upper arm, your bicep area, and
you lose weight. Now the fat's gone, so they droop. Yeah,
so it's like any other body part, it'll droop too.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. I guess that's that's what the article said.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And I just want to say I think all vagina
are beautiful. Maybe Okay, so whether it's a nozepic one
or a fat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
One, yeah, I like them all.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I just wanted to put that out there shit I wanted.
They want to be feelf conscious about it. I'm just
saying that I guess about it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You want to learn something.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think about the times when I've like lost a
lot of weight, and I don't feel like I ever
saw it happen in that area.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, So granted, were you paying attention? Probably not not.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess you're right. Probably they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And when you're young, things don't hang that much anyway.
Like if you're young, if you're like twenty two years old,
and you lose weight in your arms, they're still very firm.
They're probably not going to hang that much. But maybe
if you're like over a certain age, whatever that might be,
you lose weight in your arms or your face, and
then all of a sudden you got the neck that
hangs a little bit.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
They do say that for women, in the first place
you lose weight is your boobs. And when I was
like twenty two, I lost like twenty pounds over summer
and I was just flat as like a surfboard, and
it was just of everything. I just didn't have any boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What were you doing when you were twenty two? I
was working.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's when my first year at the storic farm. So
I was doing garden work, sweat your walking, like constantly
squatting getting up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, my mom gets real thin in the summer, manual labor,
constantly working and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But yeah, but don't I.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Didn't recognize any differences in my lady bits.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, have you ever recognized difference in your mail bits?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I will know?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Honestly, is this a bad question asking?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No? No? No, I mean it is that you could
never get away with this over at anders and windows.
But but we work at a radio station and we
to lifestyle stuff. So honestly, I think when men lose weight,
if they lose this significant amount, you have more area
of your thing at the base exposed. So in other words,
(03:45):
if you have a lot of fat, it'll like absorb
the base of the thing, And if you lose weight,
there's not as much fat there, so it can appear
to be longer. Oh and also another one is if
you're a guy and you've got a little bit of
a belly, you know what I'm talking about, You cannot
see your stuff, like in the shower, you look down,
(04:06):
you can't see your stuff in the shower. But if
you lose weight, it's kind of like there's a movie
from Eddie Murphy, the Nutty Professor, and he loses a
lot of weight because remember he's really fat at the beginning.
Then he takes some sort of like I don't know,
experiment or drug or whatever. Some gets struck by lightning
and he's in the shower. He goes, I can see
my dick.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can see my dick.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Classic And I remember Alison watching that one when she
was little, and that was one part. I think I
would mute it or like distractor during that part. So, yeah,
it is you wanted to talk about ozembic V.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, I just feel like other thoughts came into my
mind and I'm like debating if I want to say them.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Right, this is what the Minnesota Goodbye is.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It has nothing to do with ozempic vagina anymore. It's
like completely off subject now sort of. But it's about
penises once again, let's hear about.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So I remember like just facetiming was the next partner
and them just being naked and showing me them in
the mirror whatever, like in a cute, funny way, not
in I'm trying to be sexual like that was just
the kind of relationship we had and I remember looking
and being like, God, it looks like you're Dick's laying
on a king bed right now, Like why are your
ball so big? Like every once in a while I
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would just see this, like I'm like, I don't know
if they.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like, I don't know how guys work.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I know that they say, whatever, your penis shrivels up
a little bit in the cold pool or something like that,
But I swear sometimes the bizzles would be so big,
and so I'd be like, God, it's a king bed
kind of day, Like, I don't know if that's the
thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't have any comment on that one. I think
that I've never noticed the bizzles change in a lot
of sizes. But I think some guys have, you know,
various sizes of like the the scrotum, okay, and then
some guys you know, have various you know, monster penises.
So you know, I've never had that problem. But yeah,
(05:53):
anything else you've wondered about about all this, Jenny, anything
else comes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
A lot, but I'll we can move on. If there's emails,
Can I ask.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
One more question? And I'm not trying to be like
gratuitous or gross or whatever. Guys will look at like
other guys, like you know, like when you're in the
locker room or when you're looking at porn or whatever,
and it's like, dang, he's packing. Do women look at
others and go, Wow, that looks way different or do
you go that looks normal? Is mine normal?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Are you talking about? Oh? Women looking at women's body parts,
not looking at males.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, No, I have never.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't know if Bailey's ever experienced this, but I
think it happens to some women at some point in
their life when they're really drunk. But I've definitely gotten
hammered with friends and we've all kind of showed each
other our vaginas. It's happened with my friends before, and
I just remember like there definitely was one friend who
was known to have like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Meat down there.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And have you seen the video of a woman who
squats over a Casio keyboard and women and then they
cut to a real close up of literal slices of
roast beef sliding up and down the Cassio keyboard playing
Vanessa Carlton. I don't know, but it's so hysterical. Someone
(07:13):
this thing is seeing it. If you look up Vanessa
Carlton roast Beef, I bet you'll find it. I feel
like it's hysterically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I feel like maybe I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But yeah, so I've definitely like examined in a drunken
state other girls vaginas just because we were curious. But then,
like one time, I remember being at a bar and
my girlfriend was in the bathroom with me, as you
share bathrooms, because the line's super long, I've done that.
She is British, you have a beautiful vagina. Okay, that's
my back, my worst British accent. But I was like what,
(07:40):
And she's just and we were just we used to
be very close, so it was very normal. Nothing sexual
about Eddie, Like, it was just She's.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like, it's very beautiful. And I was like, thank you,
oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Got hel pretty.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I believe what I share bathroom. It's just one of
you is washing your hands while the other one is peeing.
You're not like watching each other.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
In the stall together, in a small stall together, not
like likes are in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It was in the basement bar in North Loop.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If you're curious, it was all the stalls and let
me tell you when I was young going out there,
You waited fucking five hours to go to the bathroom,
so yeah, you jumped in there with your friend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, all right, well onto one Ita. Really interesting. I
think that we, you know, we we don't try to
be vulgar on this, but sometimes things come up that
everybody thinks about and talks about. And I thought that
was really interesting that you found that little side effect
of ozimpic. So maybe somebody listening will be like, yeah,
you know what, that is a real thing. Send an
(08:37):
email on with your thoughts on this Minnesota. Goodbye to
Ryan Show at katiewidbeat dot com. I think we're ready
for one Nita. I think I've got everything tuned in
and turned on. Let's check her out here we go on.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Hey, hey, so I just want to thank the people
who wrote in yesterday to give me some words of
encouragement to try to get me over my fear of flying,
just to let you know I'm still afraid, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I get I just pictured myself getting on the plane
and Snoop Dogg gets gets on the intercom to let
us know that he's a pilot, you know, like on
soul plane. But anyway, now that we're close to Halloween,
I just want to put my psa out there to
these sixteen, seventeen, eighteen year old kids that come to that,
you know, come to my door with a cheap, lame
(09:23):
ass costume. You ain't getting no candy this year. Let
me give you an example. So last year, it was
a whole bunch of grown ass kids that came to
the door. One kid had a literally he had a
shirt that said ghost Ceilings. I'm like, well, what are
you supposed to be? He said he was a ceiling fan.
There was another kid, I get it, a book rolled
(09:46):
across his forehead and I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And he said he's Facebook. He's a kicker.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
This a couple of black kids came to the door.
The one kid had a P wrote.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
On his eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I asked him, I said, what the fuck is that
supposed to be? He said he was a black eyed
p I'm like, you gotta be shitting me literally, if
you all come to my door with some bullshit like
this again this year, I'm letting you know now I'm
treating you like the soup Nazi. No candy for you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, that's my rat for this week.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'll talk to you guys next week. Uh, you know
what clever. I think those are clever too. I think
she might be joking, but I think that's very funny.
You know. I used to complain about kids that would
come by dressed as a Viking fan because they weren't
a Viking's hat in a jersey. Yeah, And they're sixteen,
and now it's like, you know what, let him go
have fun. You know, in a couple of years, they'll
(10:38):
be in college and they'll have you know, tests and
girlfriends and venereal diseases and pregnancy scares and all the
things that you know that come with growing up and
adolescents and whatever. So I don't care if they're sixteen
and they come by and a like, Bailey's wearing a
Schmidt beer hat yeah, and be like, well, what are you?
I'm a Schmidt beer salesman. Okay, I don't care. He
have a Mountains bar. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
My mom says, as long as they're wearing a costume,
she will give them candy.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I think I've seen this on social media circulating lately.
It was like, hey, give the teenage kids candy that
come to your door, even if they're barely dressed up,
because at least they're not out doing something worse like drugs. Yeah,
and it's like that's true, Like I would rather them
come to my door dressed in a Vikings, Jersey give
them a piece of candy, than them be out there
smoking crack, smoking crack.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You don't want to smoke crack.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Kids don't smoke crack anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, not anymore. It's not cool, Enore busy.
Trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh, crack was I think a big thing back in
the day. I don't think it's I mean maybe with
some people. Sure, I don't think it was ever made
its way into high schools. It's all vaping. Kids don't
smoke anymore. I think they all vape.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So weird to me.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
That's weird to me. I don't like vaping, but I
do like trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe you haven't tried it. You haven't tried vaping.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'm good, I'll pass.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Actually, Okay, yeah, email, here we go. Please don't say
my name. Okay. I've worked at multiple daycares, and I've
recognized a can asistent problem every owner. I've worked for
has been rich, travels overseas every other month, huge house
on Minnetonka, and works minimal hours at the center. I
work full time. I got less than fifty dollars after
(12:12):
paying all my monthly bills. It's extremely discouraging, and I
just want people to know the insane amount of money
you're paying for daycare is never going to the people
who actually take care of your kids. The kids who
we comfort, love and teach. Your kids are being paid
next to nothing. So please be kind to us and
listen when we talk about your kids day If we don't,
(12:34):
if we say they need to start eating solids, it's
because they do. We spend more time with your child
when they're awake than you do. Sorry, rough reality there,
so we know them. Be kind, listen and know that
we are there because we love kids, because we could
make more money working in the car wash down the street,
but we choose to be there and love your kids.
Very interesting. Yeah, okay, that's all. Sorry if this is boring,
(12:57):
not up to part for the podcast, No, it's absolutely totally.
It's fine. It's just been bugging me lately. It's so
exhausting to take care of twelve toddlers all day and
then donating plasma and door dashing just to be able
to stay afloat. Hurts my heart to know I have
to walk away from childcare eventually because it's not sustainable
long term because of the pay. It hurts more where
(13:19):
you see the money actually goes. Oh well that's all.
Happy birthday, Dave, thank you very much. I didn't know
that that the daycare field paid so little.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, it barely pays it. My mom works at a daycare.
She's like the uh, I don't think I knew that. Well,
she well, it's not like her full life career, so
she had like a different career and then I don't know,
once she she like lost that job and then couldn't
get a job in it because she was like too old.
So then now she works at a daycare. She's like
the kitchen manager. And my mom does not make a
(13:51):
lot of money, and nobody at that daycare facility makes
a lot of money. So you definitely do it because
you love kids. Yeah, and my mom loves like little
kids and she loves cooking. That's what she does. She's
like the head cook lady. So yeah, shout out to
all daycare people. My sister and her spouse also worked
in daycares. That's where they met.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to send that, Jenny to you, because I
think it might be really interesting to read on the
actual radio show. So here comes Jenny. What are you
going to title this episode? Ozembic vagina?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I was going to write either birthday sex or I'll
show you mine, because Jenny and her friends showing each
other their vaginas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Anybody else done that? I think one time in probably
ninth grade or so, me and my friend Scott did
and it wasn't weird at all. It wasn't sexual at all.
It was more like, oh wow, okay interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, I've never once, but and I've done burlesque, so
I've seen a lot of things. I've seen a lot
of vagina. Mostly I've just seen boobs. So like, I
have seen my friend's boobs before, and I'm always like whoa,
jump scared because you know them as one thing, and
then you see their boobs and it's downhill from there.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're like whoa.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
So I'm waiting for that to happen with Jenny. I'm
waiting for her boobs to fall out, to be in
the room.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You won't have to wait long. Just catch me at
Boo Bash then you might see something.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right. That is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye. Send
your emails you have any thoughts on anything we talked about,
and I'm sure you do. Hopefully this will get us
a flurry of new emails and we'll talk to you
next week here in the Minnesota. Goodbye. That email address
is you probably are aware Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
It is the Minnesota Goodbye, and it's the Friday edition,
the birthday edition.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's your birthday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
I think I'm getting an espresso.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
What birthday sex? Jeremia?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Oh, I know the song, yeah Jeremiah, Yeah, twenty years
ago something like that.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
You think you're going to get any of it?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I don't know. I mean from who.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
That's a good question.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
And it's not going to be Susan.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
It has to be a person, you know. It could
be an inanimate I.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Thought you were going to say it could be an animal.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
No, I'm not going to go that far.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Okay, okay, and an animal object like my pillow maybe.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, whatever, whatever, or maybe I don't know. You don't
know what we got you for your birthday yet. We
haven't given you.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Your Is it a flashlight? Can you imagine how inappropriate
that would be? That's funny.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
But speaking of things, you can you know, make love with.
Have you guys heard of ozempic vagina ozempic vagina?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Yes, no, I have not tell us more.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
We've heard about ozembic face where it's kind of like,
look like you've been doing meth, where it just starts
to droop because you've lost so much weight and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's a little hollow. I saw this article yesterday.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And now I haven't seen one in person, so you
can completely correct me if I'm wrong. But apparently, when
you start losing all this weight, it also can be
lost in your vagina labia region.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And so basically your mom's pubis, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Mom's pubis somebody remembers biology class.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So basically, your outer lips are starting to get real
thin compared to what they worked.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
They were plump with I guess fat maybe, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I don't remember exactly what the article said, but now
they're kind of like drooping.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Oh, so it's polos epic vagina.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
I guess it's like if you have like fatty arms
and you like your upper arm, your bicep area, and
you lose weight. Now the fat's gone, so they droop. Yeah,
so it's like any other body part, it'll droop too.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah. I guess that's that's what the article said.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
And I just want to say I think all vagina
are beautiful. Maybe Okay, so whether it's a nozepic one
or a fat.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
One, yeah, I like them all.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Really, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I just wanted to put that out there shit I wanted.
They want to be feelf conscious about it. I'm just
saying that I guess about it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You want to learn something.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
I think about the times when I've like lost a
lot of weight, and I don't feel like I ever
saw it happen in that area.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
No, So granted, were you paying attention? Probably not not.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I guess you're right. Probably they're not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
And when you're young, things don't hang that much anyway.
Like if you're young, if you're like twenty two years old,
and you lose weight in your arms, they're still very firm.
They're probably not going to hang that much. But maybe
if you're like over a certain age, whatever that might be,
you lose weight in your arms or your face, and
then all of a sudden you got the neck that
hangs a little bit.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
They do say that for women, in the first place
you lose weight is your boobs. And when I was
like twenty two, I lost like twenty pounds over summer
and I was just flat as like a surfboard, and
it was just of everything. I just didn't have any boobs.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
What were you doing when you were twenty two? I
was working.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
That's when my first year at the storic farm. So
I was doing garden work, sweat your walking, like constantly
squatting getting up.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, my mom gets real thin in the summer, manual labor,
constantly working and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
But yeah, but don't I.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Didn't recognize any differences in my lady bits.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, have you ever recognized difference in your mail bits?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I will know?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Honestly, is this a bad question asking?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No? No? No, I mean it is that you could
never get away with this over at anders and windows.
But but we work at a radio station and we
to lifestyle stuff. So honestly, I think when men lose weight,
if they lose this significant amount, you have more area
of your thing at the base exposed. So in other words,
(03:45):
if you have a lot of fat, it'll like absorb
the base of the thing, And if you lose weight,
there's not as much fat there, so it can appear
to be longer. Oh and also another one is if
you're a guy and you've got a little bit of
a belly, you know what I'm talking about, You cannot
see your stuff, like in the shower, you look down,
(04:06):
you can't see your stuff in the shower. But if
you lose weight, it's kind of like there's a movie
from Eddie Murphy, the Nutty Professor, and he loses a
lot of weight because remember he's really fat at the beginning.
Then he takes some sort of like I don't know,
experiment or drug or whatever. Some gets struck by lightning
and he's in the shower. He goes, I can see
my dick.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
I can see my dick.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Classic And I remember Alison watching that one when she
was little, and that was one part. I think I
would mute it or like distractor during that part. So, yeah,
it is you wanted to talk about ozembic V.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Yeah, I just feel like other thoughts came into my
mind and I'm like debating if I want to say them.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Right, this is what the Minnesota Goodbye is.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It has nothing to do with ozempic vagina anymore. It's
like completely off subject now sort of. But it's about
penises once again, let's hear about.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It, Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So I remember like just facetiming was the next partner
and them just being naked and showing me them in
the mirror whatever, like in a cute, funny way, not
in I'm trying to be sexual like that was just
the kind of relationship we had and I remember looking
and being like, God, it looks like you're Dick's laying
on a king bed right now, Like why are your
ball so big? Like every once in a while I
(05:14):
would just see this, like I'm like, I don't know
if they.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Like, I don't know how guys work.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
I know that they say, whatever, your penis shrivels up
a little bit in the cold pool or something like that,
But I swear sometimes the bizzles would be so big,
and so I'd be like, God, it's a king bed
kind of day, Like, I don't know if that's the
thing too.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
I don't have any comment on that one. I think
that I've never noticed the bizzles change in a lot
of sizes. But I think some guys have, you know,
various sizes of like the the scrotum, okay, and then
some guys you know, have various you know, monster penises.
So you know, I've never had that problem. But yeah,
(05:53):
anything else you've wondered about about all this, Jenny, anything
else comes.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
A lot, but I'll we can move on. If there's emails,
Can I ask.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
One more question? And I'm not trying to be like
gratuitous or gross or whatever. Guys will look at like
other guys, like you know, like when you're in the
locker room or when you're looking at porn or whatever,
and it's like, dang, he's packing. Do women look at
others and go, Wow, that looks way different or do
you go that looks normal? Is mine normal?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Are you talking about? Oh? Women looking at women's body parts,
not looking at males.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, No, I have never.
Speaker 3 (06:29):
I don't know if Bailey's ever experienced this, but I
think it happens to some women at some point in
their life when they're really drunk. But I've definitely gotten
hammered with friends and we've all kind of showed each
other our vaginas. It's happened with my friends before, and
I just remember like there definitely was one friend who
was known to have like a lot of.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Meat down there.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
And have you seen the video of a woman who
squats over a Casio keyboard and women and then they
cut to a real close up of literal slices of
roast beef sliding up and down the Cassio keyboard playing
Vanessa Carlton. I don't know, but it's so hysterical. Someone
(07:13):
this thing is seeing it. If you look up Vanessa
Carlton roast Beef, I bet you'll find it. I feel
like it's hysterically.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I feel like maybe I've seen that.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
But yeah, so I've definitely like examined in a drunken
state other girls vaginas just because we were curious. But then,
like one time, I remember being at a bar and
my girlfriend was in the bathroom with me, as you
share bathrooms, because the line's super long, I've done that.
She is British, you have a beautiful vagina. Okay, that's
my back, my worst British accent. But I was like what,
(07:40):
And she's just and we were just we used to
be very close, so it was very normal. Nothing sexual
about Eddie, Like, it was just She's.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Like, it's very beautiful. And I was like, thank you,
oh my god, I.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Got hel pretty.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
I believe what I share bathroom. It's just one of
you is washing your hands while the other one is peeing.
You're not like watching each other.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
In the stall together, in a small stall together, not
like likes are in the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
It was in the basement bar in North Loop.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If you're curious, it was all the stalls and let
me tell you when I was young going out there,
You waited fucking five hours to go to the bathroom,
so yeah, you jumped in there with your friend.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, all right, well onto one Ita. Really interesting. I
think that we, you know, we we don't try to
be vulgar on this, but sometimes things come up that
everybody thinks about and talks about. And I thought that
was really interesting that you found that little side effect
of ozimpic. So maybe somebody listening will be like, yeah,
you know what, that is a real thing. Send an
(08:37):
email on with your thoughts on this Minnesota. Goodbye to
Ryan Show at katiewidbeat dot com. I think we're ready
for one Nita. I think I've got everything tuned in
and turned on. Let's check her out here we go on.
Speaker 5 (08:47):
Hey, hey, so I just want to thank the people
who wrote in yesterday to give me some words of
encouragement to try to get me over my fear of flying,
just to let you know I'm still afraid, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
We'll see how it goes.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
I get I just pictured myself getting on the plane
and Snoop Dogg gets gets on the intercom to let
us know that he's a pilot, you know, like on
soul plane. But anyway, now that we're close to Halloween,
I just want to put my psa out there to
these sixteen, seventeen, eighteen year old kids that come to that,
you know, come to my door with a cheap, lame
(09:23):
ass costume. You ain't getting no candy this year. Let
me give you an example. So last year, it was
a whole bunch of grown ass kids that came to
the door. One kid had a literally he had a
shirt that said ghost Ceilings. I'm like, well, what are
you supposed to be? He said he was a ceiling fan.
There was another kid, I get it, a book rolled
(09:46):
across his forehead and I'm like, who are you?
Speaker 1 (09:49):
And he said he's Facebook. He's a kicker.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
This a couple of black kids came to the door.
The one kid had a P wrote.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
On his eye.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
I asked him, I said, what the fuck is that
supposed to be? He said he was a black eyed
p I'm like, you gotta be shitting me literally, if
you all come to my door with some bullshit like
this again this year, I'm letting you know now I'm
treating you like the soup Nazi. No candy for you.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Well, that's my rat for this week.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I'll talk to you guys next week. Uh, you know
what clever. I think those are clever too. I think
she might be joking, but I think that's very funny.
You know. I used to complain about kids that would
come by dressed as a Viking fan because they weren't
a Viking's hat in a jersey. Yeah, And they're sixteen,
and now it's like, you know what, let him go
have fun. You know, in a couple of years, they'll
(10:38):
be in college and they'll have you know, tests and
girlfriends and venereal diseases and pregnancy scares and all the
things that you know that come with growing up and
adolescents and whatever. So I don't care if they're sixteen
and they come by and a like, Bailey's wearing a
Schmidt beer hat yeah, and be like, well, what are you?
I'm a Schmidt beer salesman. Okay, I don't care. He
have a Mountains bar. I don't care.
Speaker 4 (10:59):
My mom says, as long as they're wearing a costume,
she will give them candy.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I think I've seen this on social media circulating lately.
It was like, hey, give the teenage kids candy that
come to your door, even if they're barely dressed up,
because at least they're not out doing something worse like drugs. Yeah,
and it's like that's true, Like I would rather them
come to my door dressed in a Vikings, Jersey give
them a piece of candy, than them be out there
smoking crack, smoking crack.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
You don't want to smoke crack.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Kids don't smoke crack anymore.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
I don't know, not anymore. It's not cool, Enore busy.
Trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Uh, crack was I think a big thing back in
the day. I don't think it's I mean maybe with
some people. Sure, I don't think it was ever made
its way into high schools. It's all vaping. Kids don't
smoke anymore. I think they all vape.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
So weird to me.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
That's weird to me. I don't like vaping, but I
do like trigger treating.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Maybe you haven't tried it. You haven't tried vaping.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I'm good, I'll pass.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Actually, Okay, yeah, email, here we go. Please don't say
my name. Okay. I've worked at multiple daycares, and I've
recognized a can asistent problem every owner. I've worked for
has been rich, travels overseas every other month, huge house
on Minnetonka, and works minimal hours at the center. I
work full time. I got less than fifty dollars after
(12:12):
paying all my monthly bills. It's extremely discouraging, and I
just want people to know the insane amount of money
you're paying for daycare is never going to the people
who actually take care of your kids. The kids who
we comfort, love and teach. Your kids are being paid
next to nothing. So please be kind to us and
listen when we talk about your kids day If we don't,
(12:34):
if we say they need to start eating solids, it's
because they do. We spend more time with your child
when they're awake than you do. Sorry, rough reality there,
so we know them. Be kind, listen and know that
we are there because we love kids, because we could
make more money working in the car wash down the street,
but we choose to be there and love your kids.
Very interesting. Yeah, okay, that's all. Sorry if this is boring,
(12:57):
not up to part for the podcast, No, it's absolutely totally.
It's fine. It's just been bugging me lately. It's so
exhausting to take care of twelve toddlers all day and
then donating plasma and door dashing just to be able
to stay afloat. Hurts my heart to know I have
to walk away from childcare eventually because it's not sustainable
long term because of the pay. It hurts more where
(13:19):
you see the money actually goes. Oh well that's all.
Happy birthday, Dave, thank you very much. I didn't know
that that the daycare field paid so little.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, it barely pays it. My mom works at a daycare.
She's like the uh, I don't think I knew that. Well,
she well, it's not like her full life career, so
she had like a different career and then I don't know,
once she she like lost that job and then couldn't
get a job in it because she was like too old.
So then now she works at a daycare. She's like
the kitchen manager. And my mom does not make a
(13:51):
lot of money, and nobody at that daycare facility makes
a lot of money. So you definitely do it because
you love kids. Yeah, and my mom loves like little
kids and she loves cooking. That's what she does. She's
like the head cook lady. So yeah, shout out to
all daycare people. My sister and her spouse also worked
in daycares. That's where they met.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
I'm going to send that, Jenny to you, because I
think it might be really interesting to read on the
actual radio show. So here comes Jenny. What are you
going to title this episode? Ozembic vagina?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
I was going to write either birthday sex or I'll
show you mine, because Jenny and her friends showing each
other their vaginas.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Anybody else done that? I think one time in probably
ninth grade or so, me and my friend Scott did
and it wasn't weird at all. It wasn't sexual at all.
It was more like, oh wow, okay interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
No, I've never once, but and I've done burlesque, so
I've seen a lot of things. I've seen a lot
of vagina. Mostly I've just seen boobs. So like, I
have seen my friend's boobs before, and I'm always like whoa,
jump scared because you know them as one thing, and
then you see their boobs and it's downhill from there.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You're like whoa.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
So I'm waiting for that to happen with Jenny. I'm
waiting for her boobs to fall out, to be in
the room.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
You won't have to wait long. Just catch me at
Boo Bash then you might see something.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
All right. That is it for the Minnesota. Goodbye. Send
your emails you have any thoughts on anything we talked about,
and I'm sure you do. Hopefully this will get us
a flurry of new emails and we'll talk to you
next week here in the Minnesota. Goodbye. That email address
is you probably are aware Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
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