May 6, 2025 • 14 mins
We're testing out Naughty Tuesday again, but also getting some fun facts from a park ranger, ideas for summer events, and cremation.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. Now, I've got an email
that is a little bit spicy, and I'm going to
try to get to that a little bit later on.
But if you are not into the spicier, we just
call this naughty Tuesday when people would write in naughty stories,
and it didn't it never really took off. But if
you have something kind of naughty to write in about,
not something vulgar, you know what I mean, Like, Okay,
(00:22):
this guy came over and we were a digg it
dick it dicka duka duka dukak. Yeah, oh god, I
mean that's that's alluring. But that's but if you have
something that's like, Okay, here's a funny story about what
happened in the bedroom or whatever. So we'll try to
get to that in a second, but first the following email,
Aubrey writes, in good morning this morning. On the show,
you were saying you went to Jordan for a small
(00:44):
camping weekend. I live in Jordan, Dave, and I'm curious
where you camped. I camped at the Koa Campground and
it's I mean, Koa is a chain. Have you guys
heard of Koa Campground? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Of course. Yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And we like Koa because they have a store and
a shower and a playground and mini golf and they
rent bikes and they sell wood and they do hay rides.
And so we went to the Koa not because we
wanted to visit Jordan, but because we wanted to be
close by. So also, there's a lot of fun activities
in Jordan I think you guys would enjoy. And the
(01:22):
Renaissance Festival this is five minutes away. Also, may I
please have a staff writer sticker? Thanks a lot, absolutely so,
I will take a picture of this and send it
to to you. Aubrey Secretary Brie will take care of
that one. If you ever write in and you've never
written in before and we read your email on the
Minnesota Goodbye, we will send you a staff writer sticker.
(01:45):
So send those into Ryan Show at KWB dot com.
What else is there to do in Jordan? There's the
Minnesota's largest candy store.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, there's one of my favorite apple orchards is around there.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Ferguson's or whatever I think. So, yeah,
Severs is in that vicinity or technically.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Probably not in Jordan, but it's very close by.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, but that's all I know of, And I
also know that in the fall it's absolutely beautiful to
drive just down that main highway around Jordan, just because
the trees are so gorgeous on there, and it's actually
like lined, like the trees are just lined along the highway.
So I haven't frequented there very often.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Though, if you're looking for a really scenic drive, there's
like a designated scenic byway between Carver and Henderson and
it's on the other side of the river. So when
you drive down one sixty nine, you're on the four
lane freeway, but on the other side of the river
is the scenic byway and it really is beautiful. It's twisty, turney,
(02:44):
it's two lanes, So if you're won a nice drive,
try that way.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I always take a scenic byway if I have an option.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah you should. Yeah. Hello Katie wb Crue Ranger Jessica
here with some fun facts about science. This is my
first attempt since Dave gave me the green light and
trying to tie in science back to relevant things that
happened in the show and podcast. I think science literacy
is important, so I hope people will learn in a
fun and easy way about the awesome world we live in.
(03:12):
I'm thinking this could be the did you Know of
the Day? Official name pending, and nobody will maybe nobody
will like it, and might this be the only one?
Here goes nothing? Now she sends an audio clip. I
will tell you the truth. I was not prepared for
an audio clip, but I think I can make this happen.
You got a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, the button's got to be pushed.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You got to push the buttons. And then I think,
here we go, and let's see whether I can play
this audio clip. I think I should be able to. Okay,
hold on one second, Tapa Tapa Tapa, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's Rain and Drew Jessica, And this is my first
attempt at the did you Know of the Day? Please
Bailey make me a theme song. I'm trying to tie
this back to the show. I was gone on vacation
last week, so this is a little bit older. But
I'm tying our science fact of the Day back to
the emailer who is talking about her baby gender and
(04:04):
gender disappointment. And I wanted to talk about gender and
sex determination animals, so human gender Actually the more boys
or girls you have in a row, the more likely
you are to have another of the same one. So
if you have three girls and you try for your
fourth to be a boy, sorry, it will probably be
a girl statistically, but still go for it. But turtle
(04:29):
genders are actually dependent on temperature. This is called TSD,
or temperature dependent sex determination. So cooler nest temperatures for
turtles will lead to more males, and warmer temperatures will
produce more female turtles. And then another species that does
cool things with gender and sex throughout their lives are
lots of fish. So many fish can change back and
(04:52):
forth between male and female throughout their life, depending on
their environment, the social requirements, the temperature, all sorts of things.
They can even start as males and turn into females
if a breeding female dies. There's all sorts of cool
things that fish can do when it comes to sex.
So that is our digital of the day. You got
(05:14):
quite a few in there, and let me know if
I have the green light to do another one, and
I'll get thinking range out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, sure absolutely I would. I would keep it under
a minute, okay, So that would that help? Because you know,
brevity is the soul of entertainment so under a minute.
And also all the fish sex talk has made me horny. Yeah,
think about a couple of northerns just getting it on,
you know what I mean, slithering slithering, all that slippery,
(05:43):
slippy sex. Thank you what it's kind of hot? Okay,
thank you, Ranger Jessica. Next one subject line white Lotus.
I am late in attendance to watching the show. I
just started episode one, season one a couple of days ago.
(06:03):
Anybody else had a hard time paying attention? Like, it
hasn't grasped my attention yet. Is it a slow burn?
Will it pick up eventually? Normally when I watch a show,
I can't wait to watch the next episode, and I'm
not feeling that yet. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thank you,
bunches from Catherine. The first one was the one at
the hotel in Hawaii. In Hawaii, and it starts off
(06:25):
with one of these people died and they're like putting
a coffin on an airplane and you don't know who
it is. I liked every one of them, but I
would say this's a little bit of a slow burn.
Here's my rule, though, If it's not turning you on
then don't watch it. You know. That's what happened with
The Silo. I really gave it a good shot to
watch the Silo. Same thing with Dexter, just never really
(06:46):
got my attention.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I in the episodes are kind of long, but there's
not that many episodes in each season. However, I did
really like season two of The White Lotus. I thought
that that one was great. This last season I was
kind of about I think shows just kind of start
to fall off eventually. That's how I feel about You.
The first three seasons were great, last season was, and
(07:09):
now this season I'm really not paying much attention to it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Im in episode six and it's getting hard to follow
and a little bit come on no way. But one
thing I noticed about the Bronte character in You the
current season. And I don't know if it's her or
the director is telling her to act this way, but
she pauses so much in every sentence that she says.
(07:37):
It's like she's trying to.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
God, I'm so mad you brought this up, because now
that's all I'm going to see. I watched this season
because I plan on still watching it like this weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, And I've noticed that from the beginning. She has
this style of unrealistically pausing all the time and great
impression and I don't know if she thinks that's a
great way to act, but it's so conspicuous, and I'm
gonna guess maybe the director said, hey, we need you
(08:11):
to appear very thoughtful, so you need to put some
positive the stammers in there here and there.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
So it seems like it's real.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, right, but it's really fucking annoying. The other day,
I think it might have been yesterday, somebody said, hey,
I need bachelorette party theme ideas. Yes, so Jillian writes
in she said, theme idea for the ladies going to
Charlotte or Charleston. For mine. Two years ago, we did
a nineties theme. My friends barely had to buy anything,
and if they did, they wore it again because clearly
(08:43):
what we wore in the nineties is back in style,
which already makes me feel old and I'm only thirty six.
One question for the group summer plans. Any big events
in the cities that you plan to go to? Okay,
bye from Jillian. Summer events and the State Fair is
a given. It's only a matter of days until people
(09:04):
on TV start going. You know, it's only ninety three
days until the Minnesota State Fair, which I always hate
that because I love the State Fair, but I don't
want to be reminded of that. I don't really have
we get the new RV, so we plan to get
out as much as possible in the RV. Jenny, any
big summer plans, not in the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Twin Cities, and they asked specifically in the Twin Cities.
I am going to Iceland this summer with my sister,
so I'm really looking forward to that. And then I mean,
I've got like bachelor att parties, weddings, all that good
stuff that comes along with summertime. And then one thing
that someone actually recommended to me from a listener of
the show. The Apostle Islands does like a rollerblading in
(09:48):
marathon one weekend in June, and this girl said that
she was going to go to it. So it's a
full marathon but on rollerblades, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
So like off the coast of like it's going to
be in Ashland or something like Bayfield.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, and so I was looking into it. I can't
do a full marathon rollerblades. I don't think I'm that good.
But there's a shorter course that's maybe eight miles I
think you can do. So I'm maybe gonna go up
to that area and do that for that weekend in
June because I just feel like that's fun and I
like to roller blade.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's so cool. I like to rollerblade too, but I'm
terrified of falling. So I used to go to last year.
I didn't do it this year at US Bank Stadium
where they open it up on Tuesday nights in the
winter for you to roll around. But I was always
very slow people zooming past me. I just I mean,
I wish I could roller blade because it really is fun,
(10:38):
but I don't know how to stop safely, and I'm
just a little bit unsteady. Yeah, but I know people
who are like my age that do rollerblade marathons.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's what's happened in that weekend.
I could never do a marathon on a rollerblade, though,
that'd be rough.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, I always have my staples. Every summer, I do
all a bunch of Pride events. So there's like the
big Minneapolis one, and then there's a bunch of tiny
little ones too that I go to, and then it's
in August. It's like the Fringe festival is on one
half and then the fair is on the other half.
And so I feel like I do the same things
every single summer, but I like doing all of them.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So your mom have a bench at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She does have a bench, It says mama.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It says just mama, Just mama, because.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
She wants any mom to be able to sit down
and take their picture so and have a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You guys should give me a bench of the State Fair.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, they're not available anymore, right, I don't think they are.
They're like kind of impossible to come by. Now someone's
going to give up their bench.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But my mom got it because she said, I mean,
my mom's from Ohio, so we're also going to Ohio
this summer. But she's like, I don't have a grave
site in Ohio. I don't have a grave site here.
So I just want to buy a bench, and that's
where people can go to remember me when I die.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What are you gonna do with your mom when she dies?
Put her at the fair, you know, sprinkle her around
at the fair, her at the fair.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's where she wants to be.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Does she really want to be sprinkled at.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The I think I think she would like I know
she wants to be cremated, but I'm going to end
up putting her in a bunch of places. Probably I'll
take her to Ohio sprinkler there, take her to the
fair sprinkler there.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I want to be in by Okay, Well, if you
don't take me, I know she wants going to be
for Brady's. But if you guys are, by whatever chance
in the world, responsible for sprinkling me, don't put me
in different places. Don't want to be in a whole
place where you want to be. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, would you prefer Colorado just because it's probably?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah? I mean, people are like, I want to be
part of me here, part of me here, part of
me here. Now, I want to be whole. You know, well,
I'm not even sure I want to be cremated. They
used to scare me when I was a kid in
fourth grade. I remember sitting in my fourth grade classroom
and that was the first time I learned about cremation,
and I'm like, oh my god, they burn you. That's
gotta hurt. And it's like, well, you're going to be dead.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, I know, but a fear in my mind that
I've never thought about, Like, but what if you do
feel it?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
You won't You're.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Dead, I know, but what if what if you did it?
You don't know what it feels.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Like to be owner?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Jenny.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yes, okay. So then by the time you get cremated,
most of your organs are going to be gone anyway,
so you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
To be like, really doing you made me? I don't
want to rode away in the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They rejected your liver, Jenny. They said, I'm sorry they
cannot take your liver, but.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I've been doing so much rehab on it lately.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is that already? Ye?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, So I can't find the email right now. But
here's the one that I was talking about that gets
a little bit spicy. It was a woman who wrote
in and said her husband masturbates two to three times
a day. Is that too much? Seems like a lot.
It seems like a lot. And she's like, not only
is he not you know, they still have sex, but
he is doing his thing two to three times a day.
(13:44):
And I didn't get how old they were, but I'm
going to guess probably newly married enough that she's like,
what is this what is this all about? So let
me know whether that is too many times? Jenny, If
you had a partner that was masturbating two to three
times a day, would you be like what? What do you? Why?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I mean? It would depend on if, like I for
some reason didn't want to have sex with them for
like six months at a time, then like I feel
like I couldn't be super judgy of that. But if
we were still having a pretty regular sex life, then
I probably would get judgy beat just because, like anything,
over stimulation doesn't become as enjoyable when you're doing it
all the time. I should know. I masturbate all the
(14:21):
fucking time, all the fucking time I could, but you
know I am single now, so you could a little
bit more frequently than I used to.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh huh Okay, well yeah, I would say, Now I
know where you were between eight fifteen and eight thirty
this morning. Do it at work? Thank god? All right,
that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Any thoughts on
that one send an email to ryanshow at katwb dot com.
As you can tell, we'll talk about anything on the
Minnesota Goodbye, And it's always fun to get your emails
(14:50):
so send those in ryanshow at katiwb dot com.
Welcome to the Minnesota Goodbye. Now, I've got an email
that is a little bit spicy, and I'm going to
try to get to that a little bit later on.
But if you are not into the spicier, we just
call this naughty Tuesday when people would write in naughty stories,
and it didn't it never really took off. But if
you have something kind of naughty to write in about,
not something vulgar, you know what I mean, Like, Okay,
(00:22):
this guy came over and we were a digg it
dick it dicka duka duka dukak. Yeah, oh god, I
mean that's that's alluring. But that's but if you have
something that's like, Okay, here's a funny story about what
happened in the bedroom or whatever. So we'll try to
get to that in a second, but first the following email,
Aubrey writes, in good morning this morning. On the show,
you were saying you went to Jordan for a small
(00:44):
camping weekend. I live in Jordan, Dave, and I'm curious
where you camped. I camped at the Koa Campground and
it's I mean, Koa is a chain. Have you guys
heard of Koa Campground? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Of course. Yeah, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
And we like Koa because they have a store and
a shower and a playground and mini golf and they
rent bikes and they sell wood and they do hay rides.
And so we went to the Koa not because we
wanted to visit Jordan, but because we wanted to be
close by. So also, there's a lot of fun activities
in Jordan I think you guys would enjoy. And the
(01:22):
Renaissance Festival this is five minutes away. Also, may I
please have a staff writer sticker? Thanks a lot, absolutely so,
I will take a picture of this and send it
to to you. Aubrey Secretary Brie will take care of
that one. If you ever write in and you've never
written in before and we read your email on the
Minnesota Goodbye, we will send you a staff writer sticker.
(01:45):
So send those into Ryan Show at KWB dot com.
What else is there to do in Jordan? There's the
Minnesota's largest candy store.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yes, there's one of my favorite apple orchards is around there.
Yeah yeah, yeah, Ferguson's or whatever I think. So, yeah,
Severs is in that vicinity or technically.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Probably not in Jordan, but it's very close by.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, yeah, but that's all I know of, And I
also know that in the fall it's absolutely beautiful to
drive just down that main highway around Jordan, just because
the trees are so gorgeous on there, and it's actually
like lined, like the trees are just lined along the highway.
So I haven't frequented there very often.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Though, if you're looking for a really scenic drive, there's
like a designated scenic byway between Carver and Henderson and
it's on the other side of the river. So when
you drive down one sixty nine, you're on the four
lane freeway, but on the other side of the river
is the scenic byway and it really is beautiful. It's twisty, turney,
(02:44):
it's two lanes, So if you're won a nice drive,
try that way.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
I always take a scenic byway if I have an option.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah you should. Yeah. Hello Katie wb Crue Ranger Jessica
here with some fun facts about science. This is my
first attempt since Dave gave me the green light and
trying to tie in science back to relevant things that
happened in the show and podcast. I think science literacy
is important, so I hope people will learn in a
fun and easy way about the awesome world we live in.
(03:12):
I'm thinking this could be the did you Know of
the Day? Official name pending, and nobody will maybe nobody
will like it, and might this be the only one?
Here goes nothing? Now she sends an audio clip. I
will tell you the truth. I was not prepared for
an audio clip, but I think I can make this happen.
You got a minute.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Yeah, the button's got to be pushed.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
You got to push the buttons. And then I think,
here we go, and let's see whether I can play
this audio clip. I think I should be able to. Okay,
hold on one second, Tapa Tapa Tapa, Here we go.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
It's Rain and Drew Jessica, And this is my first
attempt at the did you Know of the Day? Please
Bailey make me a theme song. I'm trying to tie
this back to the show. I was gone on vacation
last week, so this is a little bit older. But
I'm tying our science fact of the Day back to
the emailer who is talking about her baby gender and
(04:04):
gender disappointment. And I wanted to talk about gender and
sex determination animals, so human gender Actually the more boys
or girls you have in a row, the more likely
you are to have another of the same one. So
if you have three girls and you try for your
fourth to be a boy, sorry, it will probably be
a girl statistically, but still go for it. But turtle
(04:29):
genders are actually dependent on temperature. This is called TSD,
or temperature dependent sex determination. So cooler nest temperatures for
turtles will lead to more males, and warmer temperatures will
produce more female turtles. And then another species that does
cool things with gender and sex throughout their lives are
lots of fish. So many fish can change back and
(04:52):
forth between male and female throughout their life, depending on
their environment, the social requirements, the temperature, all sorts of things.
They can even start as males and turn into females
if a breeding female dies. There's all sorts of cool
things that fish can do when it comes to sex.
So that is our digital of the day. You got
(05:14):
quite a few in there, and let me know if
I have the green light to do another one, and
I'll get thinking range out.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Well, sure absolutely I would. I would keep it under
a minute, okay, So that would that help? Because you know,
brevity is the soul of entertainment so under a minute.
And also all the fish sex talk has made me horny. Yeah,
think about a couple of northerns just getting it on,
you know what I mean, slithering slithering, all that slippery,
(05:43):
slippy sex. Thank you what it's kind of hot? Okay,
thank you, Ranger Jessica. Next one subject line white Lotus.
I am late in attendance to watching the show. I
just started episode one, season one a couple of days ago.
(06:03):
Anybody else had a hard time paying attention? Like, it
hasn't grasped my attention yet. Is it a slow burn?
Will it pick up eventually? Normally when I watch a show,
I can't wait to watch the next episode, and I'm
not feeling that yet. Any thoughts or suggestions? Thank you,
bunches from Catherine. The first one was the one at
the hotel in Hawaii. In Hawaii, and it starts off
(06:25):
with one of these people died and they're like putting
a coffin on an airplane and you don't know who
it is. I liked every one of them, but I
would say this's a little bit of a slow burn.
Here's my rule, though, If it's not turning you on
then don't watch it. You know. That's what happened with
The Silo. I really gave it a good shot to
watch the Silo. Same thing with Dexter, just never really
(06:46):
got my attention.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I in the episodes are kind of long, but there's
not that many episodes in each season. However, I did
really like season two of The White Lotus. I thought
that that one was great. This last season I was
kind of about I think shows just kind of start
to fall off eventually. That's how I feel about You.
The first three seasons were great, last season was, and
(07:09):
now this season I'm really not paying much attention to it.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Im in episode six and it's getting hard to follow
and a little bit come on no way. But one
thing I noticed about the Bronte character in You the
current season. And I don't know if it's her or
the director is telling her to act this way, but
she pauses so much in every sentence that she says.
(07:37):
It's like she's trying to.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
God, I'm so mad you brought this up, because now
that's all I'm going to see. I watched this season
because I plan on still watching it like this weekend.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Yeah, And I've noticed that from the beginning. She has
this style of unrealistically pausing all the time and great
impression and I don't know if she thinks that's a
great way to act, but it's so conspicuous, and I'm
gonna guess maybe the director said, hey, we need you
(08:11):
to appear very thoughtful, so you need to put some
positive the stammers in there here and there.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
So it seems like it's real.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Yeah, right, but it's really fucking annoying. The other day,
I think it might have been yesterday, somebody said, hey,
I need bachelorette party theme ideas. Yes, so Jillian writes
in she said, theme idea for the ladies going to
Charlotte or Charleston. For mine. Two years ago, we did
a nineties theme. My friends barely had to buy anything,
and if they did, they wore it again because clearly
(08:43):
what we wore in the nineties is back in style,
which already makes me feel old and I'm only thirty six.
One question for the group summer plans. Any big events
in the cities that you plan to go to? Okay,
bye from Jillian. Summer events and the State Fair is
a given. It's only a matter of days until people
(09:04):
on TV start going. You know, it's only ninety three
days until the Minnesota State Fair, which I always hate
that because I love the State Fair, but I don't
want to be reminded of that. I don't really have
we get the new RV, so we plan to get
out as much as possible in the RV. Jenny, any
big summer plans, not in the.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
Twin Cities, and they asked specifically in the Twin Cities.
I am going to Iceland this summer with my sister,
so I'm really looking forward to that. And then I mean,
I've got like bachelor att parties, weddings, all that good
stuff that comes along with summertime. And then one thing
that someone actually recommended to me from a listener of
the show. The Apostle Islands does like a rollerblading in
(09:48):
marathon one weekend in June, and this girl said that
she was going to go to it. So it's a
full marathon but on rollerblades, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
So like off the coast of like it's going to
be in Ashland or something like Bayfield.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah, and so I was looking into it. I can't
do a full marathon rollerblades. I don't think I'm that good.
But there's a shorter course that's maybe eight miles I
think you can do. So I'm maybe gonna go up
to that area and do that for that weekend in
June because I just feel like that's fun and I
like to roller blade.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
That's so cool. I like to rollerblade too, but I'm
terrified of falling. So I used to go to last year.
I didn't do it this year at US Bank Stadium
where they open it up on Tuesday nights in the
winter for you to roll around. But I was always
very slow people zooming past me. I just I mean,
I wish I could roller blade because it really is fun,
(10:38):
but I don't know how to stop safely, and I'm
just a little bit unsteady. Yeah, but I know people
who are like my age that do rollerblade marathons.
Speaker 2 (10:45):
Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's what's happened in that weekend.
I could never do a marathon on a rollerblade, though,
that'd be rough.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Well, I always have my staples. Every summer, I do
all a bunch of Pride events. So there's like the
big Minneapolis one, and then there's a bunch of tiny
little ones too that I go to, and then it's
in August. It's like the Fringe festival is on one
half and then the fair is on the other half.
And so I feel like I do the same things
every single summer, but I like doing all of them.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
So your mom have a bench at the State Fair.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
She does have a bench, It says mama.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
It says just mama, Just mama, because.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
She wants any mom to be able to sit down
and take their picture so and have a moment.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
You guys should give me a bench of the State Fair.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
No, they're not available anymore, right, I don't think they are.
They're like kind of impossible to come by. Now someone's
going to give up their bench.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But my mom got it because she said, I mean,
my mom's from Ohio, so we're also going to Ohio
this summer. But she's like, I don't have a grave
site in Ohio. I don't have a grave site here.
So I just want to buy a bench, and that's
where people can go to remember me when I die.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
What are you gonna do with your mom when she dies?
Put her at the fair, you know, sprinkle her around
at the fair, her at the fair.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
That's where she wants to be.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Does she really want to be sprinkled at.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
The I think I think she would like I know
she wants to be cremated, but I'm going to end
up putting her in a bunch of places. Probably I'll
take her to Ohio sprinkler there, take her to the
fair sprinkler there.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
I want to be in by Okay, Well, if you
don't take me, I know she wants going to be
for Brady's. But if you guys are, by whatever chance
in the world, responsible for sprinkling me, don't put me
in different places. Don't want to be in a whole
place where you want to be. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, would you prefer Colorado just because it's probably?
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah? I mean, people are like, I want to be
part of me here, part of me here, part of
me here. Now, I want to be whole. You know, well,
I'm not even sure I want to be cremated. They
used to scare me when I was a kid in
fourth grade. I remember sitting in my fourth grade classroom
and that was the first time I learned about cremation,
and I'm like, oh my god, they burn you. That's
gotta hurt. And it's like, well, you're going to be dead.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Yeah, I know, but a fear in my mind that
I've never thought about, Like, but what if you do
feel it?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
You won't You're.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
Dead, I know, but what if what if you did it?
You don't know what it feels.
Speaker 3 (12:59):
Like to be owner?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Jenny.
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yes, okay. So then by the time you get cremated,
most of your organs are going to be gone anyway,
so you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
To be like, really doing you made me? I don't
want to rode away in the ground.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
They rejected your liver, Jenny. They said, I'm sorry they
cannot take your liver, but.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I've been doing so much rehab on it lately.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Is that already? Ye?
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, So I can't find the email right now. But
here's the one that I was talking about that gets
a little bit spicy. It was a woman who wrote
in and said her husband masturbates two to three times
a day. Is that too much? Seems like a lot.
It seems like a lot. And she's like, not only
is he not you know, they still have sex, but
he is doing his thing two to three times a day.
(13:44):
And I didn't get how old they were, but I'm
going to guess probably newly married enough that she's like,
what is this what is this all about? So let
me know whether that is too many times? Jenny, If
you had a partner that was masturbating two to three
times a day, would you be like what? What do you? Why?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:00):
I mean? It would depend on if, like I for
some reason didn't want to have sex with them for
like six months at a time, then like I feel
like I couldn't be super judgy of that. But if
we were still having a pretty regular sex life, then
I probably would get judgy beat just because, like anything,
over stimulation doesn't become as enjoyable when you're doing it
all the time. I should know. I masturbate all the
(14:21):
fucking time, all the fucking time I could, but you
know I am single now, so you could a little
bit more frequently than I used to.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Uh huh Okay, well yeah, I would say, Now I
know where you were between eight fifteen and eight thirty
this morning. Do it at work? Thank god? All right,
that is it for the Minnesota Goodbye. Any thoughts on
that one send an email to ryanshow at katwb dot com.
As you can tell, we'll talk about anything on the
Minnesota Goodbye, And it's always fun to get your emails
(14:50):
so send those in ryanshow at katiwb dot com.
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