Real, Fun, Attitude

We talk zipper merges, Momma Ronda, scams, and Juanita is on with a rant about chitlins!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get going with the Minnesota Goodbye. If you're a
new listener to Minnesota Goodbye, welcome. We have a listener
of supporter, a staff writer on the Minnesota Goodbye named Juanita,
and she is known for her rants. And Juanita is hysterical.
She's very funny, and she came to Boobash and she's
just a riot and she is exactly what you expect

(00:23):
her to be and that she's just as funny in person.
And here is her weekly rant from Juanita. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
So I just wanted to let you guys know that
I had a blast that Boobash. It was so fun
hanging out with you guys again. My niece, she had
a blast. She was so happy that she got a
chance to meet you guys and take pictures with you.
And she wanted me to put it in a request
that you guys do bou Bash again next year at
Mysic Lake. I never took so many pictures with complete strangers.

(00:52):
I had so much fun with all those people, and
everybody that I talked to Dave, they said that you
cheated me out of the Lazy content the Lazy costume contest.
So you see on me two bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, okay, well here's my rat.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
So it's Thanksgiving season, and this is the time we
all to get together and you know, figure out what
we're gonna have or on our Thanksgiving menu, or who's
bringing what, who's cooking what. But here's the part that
pisses me the fuck off. So every goddamn year we
have to have the same argument with the same two
relatives about chitlins. Nobody eats fucking chitlins. Out of the

(01:30):
fifty family members that come up, you are, though, the
only two that eat chitlins. Nobody wants that nasty, stinking shit.
And here's here's the other part. They always try to
justify the chitlins. Oh, you won't eat chitlins, but you'll
eat the cow's ass.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Your motherfucking ain't right.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I will put that bad boy in the crock pot
with some potatoes and charass a gravy.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
But you want to take a pig in testine. Pigs
are fucking nasty. They eat ship and slot and you
want to take the intestines of that it's sticking in
my pot and cook it.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I beg to differ.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Keep your goddamn chills at home.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, Well that's my rent for this week.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
I heart you guys. Talk to you next week.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
We love you back.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
What I want to know what food, because they're not
it's not like they're saying, well, we're gonna have cow's
ass on the table. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well they have names like trope is something or tripe
or something is like brains or something like that.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
I thought tripe was a fish.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
You're right, Oh my god, it's the stomach lining of cows,
sheep and pigs.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And then there's brain. They call that sweetbreads. Look up sweetbreads, sweets.
It's a better name for brains. You're finding it, it's
it's searching, it's searching sweet breads.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Yeah, thymus gland or pancreas of a young amminol amminol.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
And then rocky Mountain oysters are bull balls what and
so it's a better name than bowl balls or bowl testicles. Yeah,
but so they call them rocky Mountain oysters before and
they're and they're I mean, just there's certain things you
cannot get away. You cannot get by with what you're
actually eating.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Yeah, you cannot suspend disbelief.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
From that, No, you really can't. So Janita, send me
a text or a message and let me know what
is it. What do you cow's ass? I mean, seriously,
cow's anus. I don't care how much they clean or
scrub that. I just don't want a cow's ass. I
don't care how delicious it is. It's like there's a

(03:32):
movie the what's it called God Is by Quentin Tarantino,
and one of the characters is talking about, you know, pigs.
John Travolta is talking about how pigs taste good, bacon
taste good, and the other characters like, I don't care.
Pigs eat their own filth. They root around in filth.
I'm not going to eat a pig. Fiction is the

(03:54):
name of the movie.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
Yeah, that's my favorite, though. I love pork.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Pork is I think pork. They used to call it
the other white meat. Are you old enough to remember
that slogan? The other white meat?

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Me?

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I always thought it was for turkey. Was the other
white meat?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, but pork. Bacon is so bad for you. Bacon
is like we did a bit one time on the
show where they took our blood. They put it in
a centrifuge and they spun it to see how much
fat was in it. Then we ate as much bacon
as we wanted, like a pound of bacon. They drew
our blood again, put it in a centrifuge, and it
was like half lard. I mean not half, but like
a significant amount. One eighth of our blood had turned

(04:30):
into a white lard. So that was when I was like,
Bacon's good, but you gotta really limit your bacon.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
I mean I every time I eat bacon, I do
eat a lot of it, but I rarely get to
eat bacon, so I always assume you know it's worth it.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Bacon, ham pork chops are so good.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think pork chops are okay, but bacon probably not
so much. All right, Next wee from Lucas. He says,
hello morning, crew. Hold Buddy's November is starting off great? Man,
oh man? Did we have a ton of trigg or
treat on Halloween? We live in andover shout out Bailey
in a development that I guess is known for trick
or treating. My mother in law counted about two hundred
and forty kids. Another lady counted four hundred and sixty

(05:11):
two total insanity. We just moved to this neighborhood just
this past June. We were told about this hype and
it lived up to it. Wanted to chime in for Halloween.
My main question for Dave is another plane went down
again in Louisville. The video is shocking. Have you seen
the video?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
I have.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
It is an airplane, it's a ups plane and they
usually carry a crew of three. So you got the engineer,
you got the copilot, and you got the captain. And
then the plane is going down the runway and one
of the engines is on fire and it never really
lifts off. It doesn't have the power to lift off,
so it keeps going forward, hits some trees, blows up

(05:46):
into a fireball, and it killed I think three people
on the crew and then one person on the ground.
Is horrible looking. So my main question for Dave. Plane
crashes are reported more and more, more and bigger crashes
are happening. That's why we notice them. I think that's true.
There's you know, we've gone a long time without serious
plane crashes, but in the last year there have been
a few. Are some planes just outdated or something internal

(06:08):
goes wrong and the plane goes down. There's either it's
usually you know, something wrong with the equipment as they
call the airplane, they call it the equipment or pilot
air this one, there's not much the pilots could have
done that would have caused an engine to flame out
on takeoff or to catch on fire. Sing I guess
it wasn't because of the age of the plane, although

(06:28):
it could have been. It was probably something was just wrong.
They just didn't maintain it well. But that's just speculation.
Is it faulty that pilots make a mistake. It's possible,
and it just happens randomly. I will tell you that
they maintain planes so carefully now, and there's such backup
after backup and airplanes that your chances of crashing in
a plane are so small. The one that happened in

(06:52):
Washington a year ago was you know, the controller error
that flew the helicopter in front of the airplane. So,
because it seems to be happening more often in the
past few years, just would like thoughts from a pilot.
Dart lick lick, dart dart. Very creative, very creative, all right.
Next one, Stephanie says, greetings from Phoenix. I listened religiously

(07:16):
to the live show in the Minnesota. Goodbye, and I
tell all my friends to switch from our local show
to you guys. Well, the local show are buddies of mine,
John Jay and Rich and they're actually really good. I
think our show is better, but I love those guys. Yeah,
but thank you.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
We're happy that you're here.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah, she says, I wanted to share a funny story.
The other day at work, we had a medical student
from me Dinah. Now remember she's in Phoenix rotating with us.
Imagine they're surprise when a local Arizona girl started talking
about the Minnesota State Fair in traffic patterns in chan
Hassen Valley Fair and then I said, oh, you're from me,
Dina in Dave's fancy voice. She was shocked and impressed.

(07:54):
Thank you for helping me be more cultured. On a
side note, Bailey, we'd be besties.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
Ah, we probably would.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
Your humor is unmatched. If you think nobody catches your
sneaky jokes, I got you, girl. You constantly anything chuckle.
As I'd listened in the middle of the night feeding
my baby a bottle, I catch myself snickering and trying
to be quiet and keep her asleep. But I can't
help but laugh at your one liners.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
You're gonna love the one about the toilet brush that
I do today.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
So what was the liner about the toilet when.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
You said you put your toilet brush up up your
butt and I don't know what you were like, I
don't know what it does to me or something, And
I said, calls you a daddy.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
See how funny she is.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
It was funny, Jenny, and fun and then you were
mad because it was hilarious.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Thanks for sharing all your amazingness with the world. I
appreciate your relatability and how fun you all are. Have
a great rest of the week, Stephanie. We do have
a lot of fun on the show. And I thought
this morning I was driving around the loop over here
on three ninety four and an idea popped into my head,
like a popcorn kernel going off real fun with attitude.
That could be our slogan, real Comma, fun Comma with attitude.

(08:58):
Mm hmm, okay, because we do have a little bit
of an attitude. I mean, there's other morning shows in
town that are maybe real and they may be fun,
but they're so squeaky clean kind. Yeah, and that's great,
and we're kind. But I think we have a little
bit of an attitude, so real Comma fun comma with
attitude or could it be real comma fun comma attitude.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
I mean we're also squeaky, but like a squeaky wheel
on like a cart, you know if Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Oops, all right, Stephanie. Stephanie Brandon writes in Hello fam,
just emailing to make sure Jenny sees my Instagram messages
about Morocco in case it gets lost in the mix.
My name is on there, don't share it. Did you
get these?

Speaker 5 (09:42):
I have not seen them. I'm sorry. I will try
to look.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Though, hopefully, and he goes on with some you know,
some not so great news about Morocco, but I'm not
sure you know exactly what it is. I'll probably send
some more about my experience there later this week. Anyone
who likes slow traffic being in the right lane, I
would love it there. Every speeds by in the left
lane to merge back into the right. On highways, interesting

(10:06):
and Casablanca had the biggest roundabout I've ever seen six
unmarked lanes going around and pure madness. It's funny how
car horns are offensive here. I heard more horns than
two minutes of that roundabout that I've heard literally my
entire time driving cars. Isn't that funny how we just
don't honk in traffic? But maybe in other cultures. That's

(10:26):
like where I'm impatient. So I'm going to Hong Kong Kong.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, like why though, you're not going to go any faster?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
True, Yeah, thank you, Brandon.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I honk if somebody's like standing on the side of
the road with one of those little like inflatable costumes
and I think it's funny, and.

Speaker 5 (10:41):
Then I go peep peep. That's the only time I
ever honked my horn, you know.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I honk once in a while. I give a light
honk at a traffic light. If somebody's not paying attention,
I give them, you know, two or three seconds to go,
then I'll give them a peepeep or a peep, not
a honk. And if I'm not paying attention to a
traffic light and I don't go and somebody gives me
a beep beep, I don't get mad.

Speaker 5 (11:01):
I'm like, oh, sorry, yeah, oops my mouth. I was
looking at my knees.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
Do you be honest now when you come to a
zipper merge, because there's one every day on the way home.
On Highway seven. You get right around Minnetonka High School
going westbound, and it comes down from the right lane
closing into the left lane. I vary it. Yesterday I
got in the right lane, went all the way down,
and then one person wouldn't let me in, but the

(11:26):
next person did. And then other days I'll be like,
I'll get in the left lane a little bit early
because I'm not really in a big hurry to get home.
Do you when you come up on a zipper merge,
We'll start with you, Bailey, do you because you know
how a zipper merge should work. It should work with everybody,
like you know, evens out gets in the right lane
in the left lane, and then you go zip zip

(11:47):
one at a time, alternating into the one lane. What
do you do?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
I Usually it depends on like how the traffic is
moving into the lane that I'm trying to merge into.
So if there happens to be a giant gap that's
like way before the end of the zipper, I'm just
going to merge there, unless, like if everybody's driving really
slow and I'm kind of cruising, I'm gonna go until
the very end.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Okay, fair enough, then merge. But if there's a big gap,
y'all merge.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
I do feel a little bit bad though, because some
people don't get the zipper merge, and a lot of
time they're like older people that just don't listen to
the radio or they don't really keep up on things.
So I split it up, you know, I don't know, it.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Depends what the When ninety four goes into west and east,
that's what bothers me because then there's a double white
line and people stay in the west lane until the
very end, and then they have to go east and
they'll go over double lines. They'll go over like a
ton of space that you're not supposed to cross. And
I'm like, that's not zipper merging, that's you being a
dill hole.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I'm gonna take it a step further. I'm gonna say
that's bad engineering and design. I know where you're talking about,
because you go on ninety four, you go on three
ninety four and you're headed toward like Saint Paul, and
you want to get into the right lane to merge
and go through the tunnel. That traffic has always backed up.
People get way over into the right lane close to
sometimes a mile back. Yeah, and so I've learned from

(13:13):
living here for thirty two years plus. Now you go
past all of them and there's always somebody in the
right lane who's not quite paying attention, and you can
just dip right in front of them, and they usually
they don't honk or flip you off or anything. And
it's a little bit rude, but it sure beats it
was just poorly designed.

Speaker 5 (13:32):
Yeah, it should be two lanes, Jenny, What do you do,
zipper merge I wait till the last minute to merge in,
so you all the way to the top.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
You do what you're supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, I don't really like I mean, there are moments
where I think I get a little bit stressed because
I can tell, like nobody's letting anyone in. Yeah, and
so I might squeeze in a little bit earlier than that.
But no, for the most part, I always go to
this shop.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
You know.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
I was on Highway seven a couple of weeks ago.
I told you about this on the radio show that
I tried to do that I was down to like
it was my turn to merge in. One guy would
not let me in, and he honked and like you know,
flip me off or whatever. And so the next guy
rolled down his window, bald, old wallers looking, white guy
with glasses on. I could pick him out of a
lineup anywhere. And he's like, a fucking goddamn, fucking stupid

(14:16):
You're fucking supposed to get in the back two blocks ago.
And I'm blocks, there's no blocks out here, but what
do you mean blocks? And I said it's called the
zipper merge and he goes, yeah, and you fucked it up,
No you did. And I'm like, and I'm at a
point where I don't escalate anything good, you know what

(14:36):
I mean. I wasn't gonna be like swerving into him
or tailgating him or flipping him off. And it was
just like, man, I hope I've got his blood pressure
up for the next fifteen minutes. I hope I've ruined
the next fifteen minutes of his life.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Well you're better than my dad, because my dad is
a road rage kind of guy, is that right? And
he'll be super quiet, super chill, and then the second
someone like cuts him off or something, he will like
switch lanes, zoom past them, and then cut them off
because he's like, I need to teach them a lesson, like, okay,
Greg Chill.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
I would argue, if anyone listening has road rage, that
you don't do any of the above that we just
talked about, because especially as a woman, it's terrifying, Like
I do not engage with anyone. Like I would not
have talked to that No, Like I know, like you
didn't fight back with him, but like I wouldn't have
even had a conversation. I would have ignored him completely.

(15:24):
I would have looked a fucking head and been like,
I can't see you.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I would have maybe give.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Up some sorry thumbs up and then just keep driving bye.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
You know, you throw them off a little bit, like
you can give a thumbs up or wave at him
or whatever. And yeah, uh, all right, couple more since
we have some time. This has been sitting in the
email box for a couple of days, so let's get
to it. From Donna to answer your question about doing
something nice for others or having somebody do something nice
for you. I had filled up my tire at a

(15:53):
gas station and somebody from another country motioned to me
that they didn't know how to use the pump, so
I said, I'll show you. So I did the first tire,
showing the guy how to do it, and then they
indicated that I should do the rest of them for them,
like I was a servant. Lol. So much for being
Minnesota and ice. And yes, I did do all four
and I chalked it up to paint it forward. So,

(16:14):
you know, I don't know. Maybe there are other cultures
that think a woman should be like subservient to the
man and should get down on her knees on the
gross asphalt. Oh.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
I just think they needed help.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
You know what, if you need help, watch, listen and learn.
Oh you know, I mean, seriously, somebody's doing something nice
for you. You don't sit there and watch them do it.
I agree, you fucking get on your knees and go
oh in your French accent, I see, I've got it.
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
My sales do too, and I'd give him the thing
and I'd be like, okay, now you try, see Okay.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
When I was in Iceland this summer, I went to
Costco because they have a Costco there, and I went
to fill up the campra van that we were runting
and I couldn't figure some things out. Whatever, It's all
in fucking Icelandic on the screen, and I'm like, what
the fuck? And this guy like can tell I'm struggling.
So he comes over and he tries to help me,
and it's not working. He's like, go to this pump instead,

(17:09):
and he doesn't speak much English, and I was like, Oh,
I think he's going to end up actually paying for
my gas.

Speaker 5 (17:14):
I kind of thought he was going.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
To, but then eventually I just realized the same rules
apply in Iceland as they do in America, where Costco
doesn't accept American Express, and I was trying to use
my Amox card and so I like, that's what was
getting all fucked up on it. I couldn't understand what
the screen was like flashing at me. So eventually we
figured it out. But I would have let him pay

(17:36):
for my gas. Yeah, he would have offered, Yeah, even
though we figured it out.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
This one is about Jenny. I too, have the travel bug,
been too twentieth countries. Not bragging, just showing how much
I love experiencing new cultures, food, people, and all the
things that experience in new countries bring to the table. However,
I had my first trip to Asia coming up, and
I'm scared shitless definitely outside of my comfort zone reading
travel blogs and watching you Time videos. Kudos it does

(18:04):
say you Time, but I thought the same thing. Kudos
to Jenny for doing trips alone. I was very nervous
about going to Japan in twenty nineteen, but it is
such a polite culture and we did just fine. And
they're used to Americans enough, but they also you don't
fuck around and be an American over in Japan. You

(18:24):
don't litter, you don't eat in public, you don't talk
loudly in public. I love telling the story. We were
on the bullet train and Carson had his air pods
in listening to music too loudly. The conductor came by
and told him to turn it down. Now, you would
never see that on a metro transit bus or a
subway somewhere in New York, but in Japan, and I

(18:48):
respect that they've got a culture and it's a beautiful culture.
Last thing they need is me going over there, you know,
eating a fucking HOGI while I'm walking down the street,
yak and real loud about Hiroshima.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Well that's now.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I today on Bailey Stirs the Pods, I talked about
etiquette in an audience and how people are just like
have no manners and are loud and rappers and chewing
gum and looking at their phone talking whatever. And now
it feels like, hey, Japan might have it. Their their
audiences were probably like super chill, super nice.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
Yeah, did you lose your card?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (19:25):
I probably left in the bathroom. Somebody found it. Oh sorry,
somebody just came into me our engine. They put my
name and gave a card to be able. They just
put my name on it. I didn't lose it.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
Well there you go. Well now, but wow, he threw
that at me, all right. Next one is from Donna.
Continues from Donna, but she says I bought the honey
card set based on a reader recommendation for date nights
with my husband, so we don't talk about work and kids.
We really like it. Here is a recent question, what's
the craziest thing you've ever done for love? I honestly

(19:59):
can't think of any thing except when I was young.
I was about nineteen, there was a girl who was
sixteen and I was so crazy about. Her name was Michelle,
and she was way out of my league, and she
was tall and tan, and she was going to become
a marine biologist, and she would call me about forty
miles away and asked me to pick her up from
school and bring her home about three miles and she

(20:19):
could have, like, you know, I don't know, taken the
bus or rode with a friend, but she would say, Hi,
I get out at three. Do you want to pick
me up and bring me home?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, so and I do, don't
There's we make mention of the fact that I was
nineteen and she was sixteen. Yeah. She never let me
touch her, no, yeah, because she was way out of
my league. But I was so thrilled that such a
beautiful girl wanted to spend time with me, And then
I forget why she dumped me. But then I saw
her a few months later at a Bob Seeger concert.

(20:51):
She was outside and I was with a girl that
was not nearly as attractive. I see Michelle, the gorgeous
tan marine biologists want to be, and she sees me
with this girl who was not so attractive, and she laughed.
She laughed. She looked at me and she laughed, and
I was like, ooh, anyway, fuck you, Michelle.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Well, yeah, Michelle, that woman is probably so lovely and
nice and beautiful.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
What you do for love?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Well, I don't know if it's for love, but I
think crazy thing I did because I was like heartbroken
was somebody I was dating at the time.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
We all worked together.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
They were dating someone new and I didn't actually do this,
but I wanted to. I was working Valentine's Day and
I wanted to send flowers to myself but pretend like
it was from someone else so that that person that
I used to.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Date it saw that I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
It was just a thought that crossed my mind. But yeah,
I don't really do a lot of crazy stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:51):
I almost, uh switched schools in college for my boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
That's as crazy as it got.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Would be crazy though, Okay, but I didn't know if
that never works.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
By the way, Yeah, and I didn't do it, and
we're not together.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
So well, uh, let's see what else we got here? Okay,
why not? I haven't pre read it, but I think
that we will. Hello, longtime listener, all that Jazz loved
your show since middle school and definitely will shed some
tears when Dave retires, So just don't do it, Dave,
first time writer here as a new parent myself. I've
been thinking a lot about parent child relationships and how

(22:23):
to foster a positive and lifelong lasting relationship with my
kids when they become adults. From listening to the show
in Minnesota Goodbye, it's very clear and awesome to see
that Bailey has such a strong bond with a mama.
Through listening to her stories, I've heard Bailey share certain
things like her mom has never come to watch her
in an improv show, and a couple other similar examples that,

(22:43):
of course now are slipping my mind as I sit
down to write this. In my family, my parents showed
up and supported my brother and me and everything we
did through our adult lives in childhood, but despite all
that support, my brother still doesn't have the best relationship
with my parents. So I ask the question is what
do you feel is the key to the kind of

(23:06):
parent child relationship that turns into more of a best
friends type relationship once your kids have grown, much like
the one Bailey and her mom have. Thanks for her input,
I'd love a staff writer sticker and I will send
one down to you in Lakeville.

Speaker 4 (23:20):
Bailey, I would like to just say one thing, a
caveat on my mom not coming to see me in improv.
If I'm going to play, my mom will come and
see it, and she'll likely come and see it multiple times.
But improv, you can never guarantee that will be good,
so usually I don't invite her. So that's the reason
she doesn't come to see me in that, because you
can't guarantee it'll be good. For me and my mom,

(23:41):
I think we just like have the same interest because
when I was growing up, anything my mom liked, I
would automatically like because she liked it. So, like the
reason I like Elvis so much is because my mom
liked Elvis, and I think likewise, my mom is also
like a little obsessed with anything that I do, so

(24:01):
and like social media and stuff has made it really
easy for her to like follow me on all platforms
and like see what I'm doing on a regular basis.
So like when I worked at Disney, she could follow
along with that, and then she was like a part
of it and would tell all of her friends that
I was in Disney, and then I got a job
here and then she's a part of it and she
can tell all of her friends, And I think she
just is a little bit obsessed with me. But I'm

(24:21):
also a little bit obsessed with her.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
I think that's great. Yeah, I think that's so great.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
I don't know how to give advice to have that
happen to you.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Alison and I are close, but her and Susan are
best friends. I mean, they cannot get enough of each other.
And I say to Susan, what do you talk about?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
God, everything we talk about? We just talk about everything.
And I'm like, okay, well, Alison and I have good conversations,
but you know, after an hour of spending time together,
we're kind of like, Okay, well we've kind of talked
everything out, and that's not a bad thing. Yeah, but
Susan and Allison can't get enough of each other. I
love that.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
Yeah. I mean my mom could probably get enough of me.
She says, I talk too much.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
But whatever, Okay. One more email Hello from Melanie. I
received this on a KTWB Facebook page, wondering if it's real.
It's for free tickets to Morgan Wallin, but then I
saw something that said, you guys aren't picking a winner
until next week. If you could respond to know whether
to block this, that would be great, and it is
one of those fake you won things. Yeah, and these

(25:21):
were going around last summer. I think, yeah, Please.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Don't ever give any personal information if someone from KATWB
reaches or quote KATIEWB reaches out, because sometimes they'll ask
for your credit card information. There is literally no reason
we would ever need your credit card information, so do
not give that away. That means that it's a scam.

Speaker 1 (25:40):
Well, there's also some wording that we would never use,
and I think that was one of the keys for
a lot of people. It says congratulations on winning, no punctuation.
Please check our post congratulations with stars on both sides
to those of you who have received like from me
for being selected as winners. And then it gives like,

(26:01):
you know, the the instrument, and it's like we if
it looks like it's badly phrased and no punctuation, that's
not us. Out of time. Send your emails to Ryan's
show at KDWB dot com.