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November 11, 2025 15 mins
Clark has a fantasy to eat sushi off of his girlfriend, Zoey's body but she keeps saying no. All of a sudden, she finds a receipt for $106 worth of sushi in his coat pocket so she suspects he went and did it with somebody else.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catchy a cheater one sake booget of Roses at a time,
or of the Roses stars.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Right now on kt WB. You know, I think the
cliche give away in War of the Roses or any
cheating thing is a receipt, and it used to be
a hotel receipt, Like, oh, I found a receipt for flowers.
I found a receipt for a hotel. This is another
kind of a receipt, but still just as incriminating. But

(00:25):
I'm gonna let Zoe tell you the story on today's
War of the Roses. Then we'll find out whether he
has really seen somebody else. Zoe, let's start at the beginning.
You're seeing in a guy named Clark, right, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
So Clark's my boyfriend, and he's brought up this fantasy
like kind of a lot recently, and it's a little weird.
It's he like, wants to eat sushi off of my
bare body.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Okay, where did he? Where did Clark come up with
this idea?

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I don't know. I don't know if he's been watching
Sex in the City.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
But like that one the.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
City, Yeah, they did that off of Samantha's body. They
ate sushi off of her.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, yeah, so it must be that it must be Okay,
so he wants to and what did you say?

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Well, I always like, I mean, we like joke about it,
but bottom line, I'm always like, no, I actually don't want.

Speaker 6 (01:27):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Like I'll do a lot of things for you, but
I don't like I don't want to smell like fish.
I don't want to get fish eggs and any cracks
like I just got and cracks.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Is that what she said? Fishes and cracks? Okay, I
get it. Okay, all right, So you say.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
No, but he keeps bringing it up.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
He doesn't keep bringing it up. And I've always like
cleaned it off, haven't thought too deeply about it because
I don't really want to. But about a week ago
I found, like I was just going through his coat
pockets and I found a receipt for Misono's sushi and

(02:13):
it was for one hundred and six dollars versus Nigherian sashimi.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Oh that's a lot of fish.

Speaker 7 (02:18):
That a lot.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
That's a lot of fish. Now, just in case you
don't do sushi. I think that probably for one person,
maybe twenty eight to thirty five dollars yeah, you know,
for a couple of rolls. Yeah, so he's got one
hundred and six dollars worth of not rolls. What did
you say, nagerion Shashimi.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, it's just like pure protein.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Okay, So one sits on rice and one is just
like just fish fish, just a slab of raw fish. Okay.
Can I ask you a question though? You found this
receipt going through his coat pocket?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Yeah, I do it like once a month. I'll just
kind of go through his coat pocket.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Who does that? Why do you do? Why do you
go through his coat pocket?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
You know what? It feels like a lighter version of
going through a phone. It's okay, trust you, But I'm
just gonna like just like keep an eye out.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
You know, if you found gum or mentos or tic
TACs in there, would that make you suspicious?

Speaker 6 (03:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (03:16):
No, okay.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
But but the receipt for one hundred and six dollars,
that's a lot of sushi. So your mind is kind
of going where our mind is going. What did you
What did you do? Then?

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Well? I asked him, I was like, did you just
eat the sushi all by yourself? I don't I don't
know who would eat that much sushi by themselves, they
turn into a freaking eel.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
And he said he just ate.

Speaker 8 (03:42):
It on his own, but nobody can eat I don't
think unless that's a lot of I mean serious, and
especially if it's Nigerian sashimi that's just pure.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Fish, not like you're gonna save that for leftover.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
You're no.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
If you eat that as leftover, it turns.

Speaker 6 (04:01):
Yeah, so weird.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Is there anybody in mind that you would think that
he would, like, you know, talking to doing the sushi thing.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Well, I've been thinking about it because I'm like, this
is just too suspicious. And he has this work friend
named Caitlin that I've just always kind of gotten like
a weird vibe from, and he kind of like talks
about her a little too much, and like she seems
like a girl that would happen to the sushi venture. Like,

(04:31):
I don't know what it is about her, but I
feel like, if you're going to do it, it would be
with her.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Okay. Caitlyn definitely seems like the sushi on the bare
body kind of a girl, the fish eggs in the crack.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, Yeah, she's just Yeah, I'm full oversealous I don't know.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Okay, well I'll tell you what we can do. We
you know, it's it's it's ninety four percent accurate. When
we call somebody and we ask him who they want
to send roses to? And I made that number up.
But we can call him and say, hey, you know,
we're going to give you a survey. As a reward
for your survey, you win a dozen romantic roses. Who
do you want to send him to? And he should
send them to you, Zoe. I mean it sounds like,

(05:11):
do you guys live together?

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Okay, well there's really no question yea. All right, so
we will call him in a second. You can listen
in as we call and see who he wants to
send roses to.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
Okay, okay, time to pull out those receipts.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Part two, Or of the Roses starts right now on KDWB.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
The sushi episode of War of the Roses. So if
you miss part one, I'll give you a little recap. Basically,
she's hit a boyfriend and he's like, you know, what
would be hot is like I'd like to eat sushi
off your naked body, which I mean, I don't know,
I mean'd probably rather not. But Okay, So to each
his own. She's like, now that's gross, I'm not going
to do that. So he's like, he brings it up
once in a while. So now she thinks that he's

(05:52):
done it with somebody else. Why because she found a receipt.
Where was she digging around? Does in his coat pocket?
Found a receipt? And she said something like, well, of
course I go through his coat pocket. That's another topic
all together. And she found a receipt for like one
hundred and fifteen dollars worth of sushi something like that.
What who? Nobody can eat that much sushi?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
A lot?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
So she thinks that he was with some girl at
work who seems like, I think, in her words, the
kind of girl who would do something like that. Well,
let's find out and we're going to discuss whether that's
actually cheating or just what friends? Do you know, like
if wanted to eat sushi off my body? It's just
a couple of bros hanging out, right, I listen, Susan

(06:32):
should not feel any type of way, No, not at all.
So just slow, like just real slow, like is he
that super? Just make the phone call on Katie W.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
B Clark, Thanks for doing that. With me today.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
We do have a dozen roses that we're going to
send out on your behalf. So we're going to get
those out probably by like the end of the week.
But what will need for you first is the name
of the person that you'd like us to deliver the
roses to.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Zode Oh e hy.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Okay, got it, it's simple enough.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Well, this is good news.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah, it is good news.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
It's good news. You were just put to a little test. Clark.
Do you ever hear of Katie w V radio?

Speaker 6 (07:25):
You know when I didn't have to give you my card?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
INTI, it's it's a it's a trap, it's a it's
a bit that we do a couple of times a
week because there's so many people that wonder if their
partner is being truthful to them. And so we got
a phone call from your girlfriend Zoe, and she wanted
to know whether you would send roses to her or

(07:49):
to someone else. And you pass the test. You send
them without hesitation to send to Zoe. And you sounded
like very sincere enthusiastic about that, which is good news
because listen, thing on the phone right now is your
girlfriend Zoe. Hi, Zoey, say hi?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Well, Hey, Clark, Okay, tell Clark what you told us
about why you were suspicious.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, I'm still a little suspicious because I found that
sushi receiat in your pocket, and you've been talking a
lot lately about your fantasy to eat sushi offered me
naked body, and it just seems like a coincidence. And
I just want to know the truth.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Let mean, that eat a lot, you know that?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
That much?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
That is a lot, a lot of sushi.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Come on, Clark, like this is super suspicious. Just like,
just tell me the truth. You never lie to me, Like,
just be honest. Oh man, why are you going through
my coat pockets? Though everyone does that?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
No, no they don't.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
I don't do That's the point, which is one hundred
and six dollars worth of sushi that you supposedly ate
on your own. Did that really happen? You really ate
all of that by yourself?

Speaker 4 (09:27):
All right, I'm gonna be honest. You told me you
didn't want to do it. You said you can find
someone else to do that.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
Yeah, so I did, And that's all.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
I ve just eating sushi offer. I didn't actually need
go find someone else to do that, and you I
freaking knew it was Caitlin? Like, how how did that
even happen? Did you just like at work one day
You're like, hey, like, do want me to like eat

(10:02):
sushi off of you? Like?

Speaker 6 (10:03):
What is it? They?

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Okay? Was she like on the floor on the table,
like did she have a braw on?

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Like what?

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Like what she was on the table and she was naked?

Speaker 3 (10:24):
And that's not sexual?

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Yeah, it's just what I mean, it's just the compulsion
I have. He told me to do it.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
I didn't tell you to do that. That was the sarcasm,
like breede my infection. How How am I supposed to
believed that that wasn't sexual?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
That's a good question. I was trying to stay out
of this one. But is there any way that they
could have done this and had it not be sexual?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
Why about it? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Well, yeah, I saw you, saw your coworker naked.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I attracted to any of you, any of you, But
if I ate sushi off your naked body, there would
be something weird going on for me wherever.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
But he sent the flowers to Zoe.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Yeah, so still weird. I think a boundary was still crossed.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah, you know, I can't really eat it.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
You know she's wearing clothes off business.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
Well you get soy sauce on her shirt.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, you sent me followers, but like, would you have
sent me sushi? Because it sounds like you would have
sent it.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I think the big question here is kind of like,
there's no way that there's not at least a degree
of sexual sensuality, sexuality in the whole thing. It's kind
of like, yeah, well we went to the strip club. Well,
I mean maybe that's okay, but you're also not watching.
You didn't go to your friend's house and have them
stripped for you. He went over to Caitlin's house or

(11:58):
wherever and did the whole sushi thing. So is that cheating?
I think, because I think it's dishonest if nothing else.

Speaker 7 (12:06):
If he's telling his girlfriend, Han, I have this fancy
I want to eat sushi off of you and she
says no, and he's like, fine, I'll go do it
from my coworker.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
But it's not sexual. No, you've already established that it is.
It's cheating.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
Yeah, it's cheating sushi on her body.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Come on, come on, let's ask Yolanda, Joelanda, Good morning, Julanda,
Good morning again. Talk to Good Morning again, talk to
me about the sushi.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
Are giving me, and she just sounds like she's just
so clusive. I feel bad for her. And he's gonna
have his way.

Speaker 4 (12:40):
That's just it.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
He's gonna have.

Speaker 6 (12:42):
His way because she's allowing it.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And she's gonna say, but she told him to go
do it, she.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
Said, sarcast and that doesn't mean physically go and do it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I mean, I guess that's true. It's like if I
said to Susan, Hey, you know what I'm gonna do.
I want to want to rent a lama and have
the lama come up in the bedroom and we'll have
llama love and it'll be so she'd be like, you
can do that with somebody else. But that doesn't mean
I'd be like calling somebody at work and going, hey, indeed.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
And so him and the work girlfriend get something going off.

Speaker 4 (13:09):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
I don't want to get too personal, Jolanda, but the
whole sushi off the body thing, if your partner said
that to you, what would your reaction be.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
I mean, I might let him eat sushi out my
body if it pleases him, but not say go through
it to somebody else. And then when you do it.
I know she didn't mean that, just I know she
was being sarcastic. And he really did it because that's
what he wanted to do.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Should she forgive him?

Speaker 6 (13:35):
You just don't pick a.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Coworker, No, not a coworker. You get somebody off a
Craig's list, right, never see again? Is Craig's list still
a thing? Yeah? Bought or sure?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Too much for her.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
He like her because she lets him do.

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Anything, truly, honestly, speak on it, Tolanda.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
He likes her because she lets him do whatever he wants.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Wow, Apparently the question there wouldn't even be no more questions.
Well was she laying on the table? Was she on
the four? It don't matter where she was laying.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
It's the fact that he done it. It doesn't matter
where he done it.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
He done it. Thank you, Jeli, and that we appreciate you.
Have a good day. Call next week with another commentary
because we need you. Okay, bye, all right? She war
the roses, corresponding, well, you know what we need a
war of the roses, correspondent. We need somebody who's you know,
been in town a couple of times, so so text messages.
It's not cheating in the normal sense of the word.

(14:30):
But it's something that could easily turn sexual if it
were just the two of them.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I mean, I just don't understand anyone justifying that if
someone's laying naked on a table with sushi and you're
eating off of it, that's sexual.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
Me Let me ask you this one. If you are
going to an art class and you are painting someone naked,
is there anything sexual about that? Talk about it.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
That is a different environment.

Speaker 1 (14:51):
You're going to this person's house and eating sushi off
their naked body. That is as a different environment.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
What about nude photography. Let's say I'm a photograph her
and like, you know, somebody somebody comes over to my
house and I like set them up and they do
a little boudoir photography. Is that sexual?

Speaker 7 (15:06):
That's your job and they're paying you to do it?
This is this is I don't think this is anything.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
There's no, he's not sexually attracted to her. Just play
a devil's advocate. What if they didn't kiss?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
I swear to God if I date someone who's like, no,
it's not sexual. My coworker just was laying on the
table naked and I sush you off of them goodbye. Yeah,
I would gladly let my partner eat sushi off my
naked body. I would be okay with that, But I'm
not allowing them to do it to someone else and
not think it's cheating.
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