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May 9, 2025 • 13 mins
We play Alexa Password, try out some Pope jokes, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Heavy Friday. It's one one point three KD double ub.
Somebody said they need an update right away on Bailey's
pooping situation. Now, now this is drama. This is the
drama in real life, and this is exciting and about
as exciting as it gets. So Bailey lives in an
apartment and you probably heard the story that her toilet's
been clogged, not working for off and on for a
couple of weeks. It got really bad, and now Bailey

(00:22):
literally can't poop. They've taken the toilet out of the floor,
set it in her dining room yep, which at least
you have an extra seat for a guest, yeah when
they come over. But you cannot poop or pee or
flush your toilet because there ain't no toilet.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Nope, I have no toilet in my bathroom. I can
also not shower, So essentially my entire shower or my
entire bathroom is out of commission. Yesterday, when I got
home around noon, they had already laid the concrete because
now the hole that was in my bathroom because they
had to like dig up the pipe, is now concrete.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
It over, which is so ugly and disgusting.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
But at least it's progress.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
It's progress. But they left all my lights on. I
thought they broke for lunch, so they never came back.
So they never left the note.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And they left the lights on.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
They left the lights on. They didn't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
They didn't communicate at all. So two days ago they
said it would be done yesterday.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
It was not done yesterday. This is I'm on.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Day four, night five, without a toilet.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Bailey has not pooped since May first. She's cranky, she's blowedy.
I'm tired, uncomfortable, tired since branding out. It's just weird,
awful good luck on that one. Wolves won last night.
By the way, I guess Steph Curry was out for
the Golden State Warriors. So without their without their main

(01:36):
player on the court, it's kind of like, you know,
you beat the other team, Yeah, but they didn't have
their star player out there. But you know what a
W is a W? So they play again? What's sad
Saturday night?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
I want to say they play Saturday night in uh.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
I think it's San Francisco, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
I believe so, Yeah, Golden State, Yeah, wherever that is.
I never thought about that one. I think it's what
it's got to be San Francisco. I think, so, okay,
we're gonna play it quick. It is Mother's Day this weekend.
Do not forget. I'm going to give you a word
that you're going to try to get Alexa to say.
So let's see if Alexa can play password and how
we do Alexa, Good morning, Alexa, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
There she is you a songwriter. Billy Joel aka the
piano Man, was born on this day in nineteen fifty four.
And if he's in the mood for a melody, I
can sing a happy birthday delight Alexa.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
No, right, okay, okay. So I'm going to give you
a password. Jenny, you're going to try to get This
is all a Mother's Day theme. Yes, you're going to
try to get Alexa to say password about flowers, and
then Bailey gets a turn until you get one of
you gets it to say it.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
Okay, well, flowers, Sorry, Alexa, what do you make a
bouquet out of and give two moms on Mother's Day?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
On Mother's Day, it is customary to give mother's bouquets
of flowers. Flowers to make bouquets.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
For mother Alexa stop, okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'll give one and Bailey can start, and then you
can go. Daved.

Speaker 4 (03:12):
This one's a little bit harder, kettered to say, Minnesota
landscape barboretum.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Oh my gosh, okay, Alexa, Where can I go in
Minnesota to look at flowers professionally?

Speaker 5 (03:28):
I found a man Power Professional. Manpower Professional is fifteen
point one miles away on thirty eight.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hundred alexis stop manow professional Alexa. What shrubbery and flowers
area is located in Chaska, Minnesota that people visit frequently?

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Jesus guy, I couldn't find one in Chaska in Minnesota,
but I found a Becker furniture in Minnetonka.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Alexa.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
They fell there.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I know, I'm very for that. Should I give it?
Should we keep going on that? Your password, David is brunch.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Alexa? What is the meal between breakfast and lunch? Sometimes called.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
For dinner, I recommend mushroom pasta with goat cheese, stop.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Alexa.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
What is the meal called where you can have eggs benedict?
But it's not breakfast?

Speaker 5 (04:37):
I know, lunch or dinner is referred to as the
meal where eggs benedict is served. Eggs benedict is considered
a breakfast dish. However, it can also be served at
lunch or dinners in cases.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Okay, try one more, Alexa. Why want to take my
mom to a buffet her Mother's Day? But I don't
want to take her to breakfast, dinner or lunch. What
other meals are there?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Okay, shut up? Okay, too long you guys ready, Yeah, okay,
jewelry Bailey, begin with.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Jewelry, Alexa. What can I get my mom for Mother's Day?

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I'm not quite sure how to help you with that.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
What do you want?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Okay, okay, Alexa? What do they sell at wedding day?
Diamonds from jewelry?

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Cat So they elected a new pope. He's from America.
He is I think his real name is Bob or
Robert or something like that. He's the good guy Pope Leo.
Is that correct?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yes, he is from Chicago. He is the first American
pope ever.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Now it was interesting because my I'm not Catholic, but
I totally respect all religions. But but my wife was,
for some reason, who's not religious at all, was way
into the election of the pope, and and she was
watching it yesterday and I'm on the phone with her
and she's like, well, how can you tell which one
gets elected? And I said, it'll be the guy in
the tall hat. It's a good bit, right, it's a

(06:19):
bad guy in the tall get it. There's another pope joke.
I heard that when the Pope died, he still had
eight payments left on his hat. No reaction on that one.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
That's the joke.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
That's the joke. Yeah, he's still eight payments on his hat. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Can I tell you the beam that was circulating yesterday?

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Please do?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, the new Pope has a degree in mathematics from
Villanova University. This guy doesn't just understand sin, he understands
coasts too. Yeah, it's math, right, And that's what I
was going to say, isn't it sign?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
It's sign? Yes, I like it exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Work When they were like, he doesn't just understand sin,
and I was like, but you have to say.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
It's signing the joke to work.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Then it would say he doesn't just understand sin, he
understands sign.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
That's how a joke joke doesn't really work.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well, that was the meme everyone was sharing.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
Okay, I'm sorry stupid. Mine's way funnier, is it? He's
still eight pavements on not that one.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
The other one was better.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Oh so, how do I tell which pope got elected?
Or he'll be the guy in the tall half. Yeah,
by the way, six one two injured, Himer and Lambers
just pulled their sponsorship of Dave's Dirt after that joke.
I'm in to go. I guess that was the announcement

(07:42):
right there. So we had new music. It's new music Friday.
We love new music, and this one's by Rose. You
hear a lot of dopey DJs. Go, this is new Rose. No,
it's not Rose, it's Rose. It's called Messy. I want
to hear the new Miley Cybers song because I really

(08:02):
love Miley song. So here is new Miley called more
to Lose. That is new Miley. And then I have
new Halsey with Amy Lee from Evanessence. What I saved
it for last because I'm looking forward to this one
the most. This is Halsey and Amy Lee from evan
Essence is called Hand that Feeds and his brand new
music on Katie WB. I even know say this now.

(08:25):
Not only does Halsey have the best female voice in pop.
Halsey has the best voice in pop. Okay, tell me
somebody's got a better voice in pop music right now?
They ain't. Nobody give me one.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I mean, no, Carpenter is pretty good. No, do not
think she just sounds like everyone else.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Brina Carper's got a great voice. Not ch Chapel run
not no, no, no, she got a good voice. Yeah,
I mean they're all good. Okay. There is a fake
LinkedIn profile by Elmo from Sesame Street that's going around
saying you got fired due to federal budget and Elmo's
looking for work. Sesame says they got nothing to do

(09:06):
with it. It's just somebody who put it up there
because it's fake, and it's kind of funny almost like
behind the counter over its Starbucks, what's your name? What's
the name of that? Spell that there's red fur in
your coffee? Like God, God did make that coffee?

Speaker 3 (09:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Okay, what else going on? The Wolves won last night and.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Nita Shorts Minnesota Timberwolves come back with.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
An answer and they were sponsor in game two and
they win it one seventeen to ninety three.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
It was like a pretty pathetic game.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I feel like for the Colden State Warriors because there
was like no chance that they were ever going to win.
You could just tell they were always down by like
twenty points. How long is Steph Curry going to be out?

Speaker 3 (09:57):
It was like at least a.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Week since he got injured, So us Curry got injured
like a week second.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
I know, I was going, Oh, I thought, so.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
I think that that happened on the Tuesday game, So
I don't think he can play. He definitely can't play
Saturday for that game, and then they have a game
Monday too, so I don't think he can play those
games either.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
So we got a good chance. We got a good chance.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
So you're saying there's this shit. Yeah, Barry Keegan, the
guy who did Saltburn, the guy with the weird dance,
and he dated somebody famous for a while, Serena Carpenter
for a while. He recently met Ringo star the Beatles,
and he says it was one of those moments where
you're in awe and you're just frozen. He was too
nervous to even look at him. I mean, you talk

(10:39):
about somebody who's like, you know, there's a very few
people who have been famous for as long as somebody
like Ringo Star has, so meeting him would probably kind
of be and be like meeting Godzilla. You're like, damn,
that's Godzilla.

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Had you missed your opportunity? I thought you're going to
stay and be like meeting Dave Ryan. Wow, I don't
know what it's like to meet Dave Ryan. How do
you when you say that.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
It's got to be pretty cool? But I've never had
to meet myself. You know, it's got to be People
say it's nice to meet you, and I go, I
get it, it is nice to meet me, But I
wouldn't know. I've never had to meet myself.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
If Dave Ember says that to you out in public,
I give you permission tom slap him across the face.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Don't do that. Somebody will take you up on it.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
Don't do that, actually, kid, I kid.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah. A couple of more quick stories. Justin Bieber was
in Iceland with his new crew recording new music. As
somebody said, he seemed like he was at peace, So
I really hope So yeah. I mean, you talk about
a kid who's just gone from like a happy, bubbly,
little twelve year old, pre pubescent, adorable little guy to

(11:36):
just he just looks like a burnout lately. And I
don't fault him. I think he was headed for a
great path in life, but just the industry and the
business has just torn him up.

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
I feel bad for him, though, Like I don't know
some of this is like is it how much of
it is his choice versus you know, the industry that's
done it to him?

Speaker 1 (11:53):
You know, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Yeah, he's really stepped back. But also I fear for him.
Not that he's going to turn Intoerney Spears or anything,
but it's like I feel like people are still on
him so much and don't give him any space, and
so it's it's kind of scary to think that he
clearly has.

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Mental health issues. He has gone he has quit tours
because of it.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Yeah, exactly wish people would back off. A list of
inspirational movie moms from It's Mother's Day so inspirational movie bombs.
There is a list, apparently, I'll go through some of them.
Holly Hunter as a lasta girl in The Incredibles, Molly
Weasley and the Harry Potter movies. Sally Field is Missus

(12:35):
Gump in Forrest Gump, Julie Andrews as Frauline Maria in
the Sound of Music.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Is she a mom? She was a mom step mom?
I mean she ends up getting married to him. A
spoiler alert. Let's see what else here.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Lynda Hamilton is Sarah Connor in The Terminator and Sigourney
Weaver in Alien and there's a bunch more. But there's
a lot of these movies that you probably haven't heard of.
So that is it for the dirt. On kd doubleub.
We are only about ten minutes away from another pair
of Katy Perry tickets. This is the last day at
Katy Perry tickets. The show is next Tuesday night, and

(13:13):
we got those for you coming up in a minute
and ten minutes away. Stay with me for ten minutes
and text if you need anything, a Friday shout out,
a happy wedding shout out, anything like that. Send me
a text at KDWB one five three nine two one.
We'll be right back.
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