May 6, 2025 • 21 mins
Vont stirs the pot over a dip, we talk the Burnt Toast Theory, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I did a thing yesterday. Yeah, because was the thing
that you guys were making fun of me for that.
I said, I want to do it and then you said,
well I think Vaughnt said one thousand percent percent that's weird,
and Jenny and Bailey said, nah, that sounds pretty cool. No,
the opposite was it what? What?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, I said it was weird. Remember what it is.
So I one Sunday afternoon, I said, I'm going to
take I'm going to ask the neighbors if I can
take the dog for a walk. And is that weird?
And Vaughn said one thousand percent weird? Yeah, then no,
it's not stalker the neighbors. No, no, no, no, no no.
So I texted the neighbors last night and I said, hey,
(00:38):
can I I know it sounds weird, but I miss
taking Josie for a walk and I take Zoe out
for a walk. And they're like, yeah, sure, and they
trust me so much. They said, we're not going to
be home in a while, but here's the door code.
There's a leash and a boot bag on the dryer,
so come on in. So I let myself in, got
the leash in the poop bag and took Zoe for
a walk. Did you take a nap on the couch too?
(00:59):
I did take a nap on their couch French.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, you went through each of their beds and the
last one was just right.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It was just yea. So if you want to see
a picture of me walking little Zoe, uh though she's
not that little. She's like a border Collie something spaniel,
I don't know. And we just on one little like
little mile walk through the woods. It is on my Instagram,
Dave Ryan Katie LGB.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
She was so I couldn't tell. Did she have like
one of those little nub and tails or did she
have a.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Regular regular tail?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yea, yeah, yep, yep, just cute, cute color.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, she was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So just because they let you do it, I still
I'm not taking that as we were cool with it,
because if you text me and said can I walk
your dog? I kind of I feel bad if I
said no, but like what the hell, Oh, I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Fine, No, I'll take that if I get a yes,
because they'd feel bad if they said no, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Then I guess I feel bad exactly right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, So if I wanted to bring up something called
the French the not the French toast, the burnt toast theory.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yes, I saw this TikTok and it was about essentially
how it's about fate.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'll play the clip and explain after.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Imagine waking up late, you're running late for your flight.
There's traffic on the way to the airport. You keep
hitting all the red lights. You get to the airport,
finally it's helocrowded. Okay, TSA is sicking forever. You finally
get to the gate. You miss your freaking flight. All
this just to learn that the door next to the
seat that you were supposed to sit in mysteriously flew
(02:21):
off of the plane mid flight. That is an example
of the burnt toast theory, which is an idea that
your inconveniences or perceived inconveniences, may be protecting you from
a worse inconvenience. The burntet theory is used for positive reframing.
So the next time you feel like you're being inconvenienced,
the next time you feel like you are in a
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negative situation or you perceive your circumstance to be negative,
think about the burntet theory and think about how this
may be redirecting you or helping you to avoid a
worse inconvenience, a worse situation. Okay, everything that happens in
your life is for your good, and I think we
need to talk about that a little bit more, the
concept of para instead of paranoia. But that's for a
(03:03):
completely different Videah.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, So she's pretty much saying comparing it to burnt toast,
because when you burn your toast, it's like, ah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What you think is like, damn, now I have to
make another one.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But it's such a slight inconvenience that might happen for
another reason, for fate to delay you from something else.
And so you know, she's pretty much saying everything happens
for a reason because of the way fate is, you know,
just determined essentially.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I hope you don't believe this. I could see what
she like.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
She definitely has like a good point, Like I'm definitely
somebody that's just like, oh, well, this happened because of this,
but that didn't happen because of this. But I know
that you disagree because you don't think everything happens for
a reason.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think that's one of the dumbest things you'll lay
over here in your life. So so by her argument,
like anything that delays you is probably keeping you out
of harm's way. But what about if you're delayed, your
flight is delayed and you miss your job interview in
New York, and so therefore you don't get the job,
or so maybe you are Can I finish? Can I finish?
Can I finish? So you're on your way to you
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see your mom dying. You know she's at her bed.
We want to be at her bedside when she's dying.
You get there, there's traffic, there's bad tsa, and she dies.
You don't get say goodbye. The idea that the universe
somehow is like looking out for you is the biggest bunch.
I'm sorry, I don't want to be all the negative guy,
but that when people go things, oh you know, things
(04:18):
only happen for a reason. Oh so a six year
old girl dies of leukemia, that's what is the reason
in that one. Okay, you can't really argue with that one.
I know I brought the room down. But that's why
I don't like like pop culture psychology like that. She's
like everything in your life happens for good. No, it
certainly does not.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
But what if there's something that something good does come
out of said situation, and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Then that's great. Sometimes it does, Like Jenny said, sometimes
you don't get the job you wanted, but you get
a better job. I got fired in Phoenix, and if
I hadn't been fired in Phoenix, I would have never
gotten this job. So sometimes that happens, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I just think that it's about reframing your mindset about life.
It's not necessarily saying that everything happens for a reason.
I think it's reframing, like looking at things differently and
not looking at everything in a negative way.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, sure, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I think that's that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I don't think she's saying that everything that every inconvenience
led to something good.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't think that that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm just saying that, Like I think, you you have
to try to reframe your mindset or else you're going
to go through life thinking that everything is so awful.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's called positive thinking, that's all. Yes, it's just positive thinking.
It's like, but the idea that you that everything bad
that happens to you will lead to something good. No,
the universe doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think it's that everything bad isn't something bad. That's
how you're like, you're reframing it that it's not a
bad thing all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, Like burnt toast might seem like a like a
big inconvenience. You're like, oh damn, that have to wave
again and then I have to butter my toast. But there
might be for a reason, there might be something light
at the end of that tunnel, at the end of
that burnt toast tunnel, like what.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you're gonna have like classification. You might run it
to the love of your life. Oh, how is that
caused by the burnt toast? You never know? You never
what if?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What if my toast delays me to get on the
subway later I meet a list of my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
There's no subway here. Well, I'm just in an idea world.
Such a Debbie down. Yeah, gosh, all right, we'll be
back in a second. On Katie w B, We've got
a lot of so you carry Katy Perry tickets for
you coming up. We also monsters the pot coming up
in a second. On Katie WB, what do you think
of the burnt toast theory. I know I sounded negative
(06:25):
and nasty about that, but I just don't like people
thinking that, Okay, life can be solved by some little
thing that you saw on TikTok. It does not quite
work that way, but maybe I'm wrong. We'll be back.
Today is National Nurses Day and National Teacher's Day today.
Respect both of those professions, and we'll be right back one.
It is, Katie o'l. You'd be another beautiful day today.
(06:48):
I hope you got outside. Is it going to be
eighty five degrees today, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, it's going to be super hot.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Fuck wow, get outside and enjoy it because this is
like July temperatures right now. I know this is kind
of crazy. All right, I's gonna stir the pot. What
is on your mind, young man?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, David, I'm gonna stir the pot for a lot
of die hard Midwesterners. Ranch does not go on everything.
I mean, just stop acting like it does. People love
just ranch or they even make ranch powder. I just
found out people put rich powder on pizza. Never tried
it before, and I don't think I ever intend to.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What do you like ranch on? I'll do ranch occasionally,
with wings. Uh salad.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
No, I'm more of a caesar salad kind of, but
I have had it on a salad.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's not bad. Pizza. I'll do pizza too, like chicken.
Don't you like said wings? Yeah, but it's on everything.
Give me a break, man. What do Midwestern people put
ranch on that they should not? Well, first of all,
remember last year at the fair? Deep fried ranch? Just
find any reason? Balls? Is that what it was?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I don't know how they deep fried it. I can't remember,
but it was good. It was like, I mean hot
ranch in the middle.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was delicious Ranch on fries that does not work
sometimes it's not my first choice, but I would do
that once in a while and mix it up. I
mean season light. Well, no waffle fries go with season
sour cream, but I would dip it in ranch, just
a little little zest it up a little bit. Mozzarella
sticks uh No, but people love it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Midwesterners are die hard for ranch, and it's probably the
only season they have in their tabinet.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What the powder?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, what what's the like dip that you use in
New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Like?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like I use ranch for like the normal things, But
Midwesterners just go above and beyond with the ranch.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't see what's wrong with Well, there's only something
wrong with it if you're like my two year old
niece and you dip like a fry in it and
just lick the ranch off of the continue.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dipping that same fry. Kid love to do that. That's
a weird thing. But that's for babes. Tomorrow on the show,
I will give you five dollars for every shot glass
of ranch dressing you. No, ranch alone is not even
good Bayley. Tomorrow, on the show, I will give you
five dollars a shot glass for every shot glass of
ranch frozing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Want why I thought, Bailey would I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, I like ranch, but not that much.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I mean, I'm just thinking, like, gosh, that's like four
hundred calories per shots. Pretty and I really bought a
lot of money, so I would take at least four
shots for twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well you would do it? No, I want to That's
a lot. It would take a lot, So you would
take a lot to earn a.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Substantial amount of I wouldn't need a substantial amount of
money to make it worth it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But it's not How much would you for one hundred
would like, hey, what would it cost you to do
a shot glass of ranch? How much per shot class?
I'm not making a deal with you here, I'm just asking.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'll take ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Ten bucks a shot pass a shot of ranch. So
if you did five, you got fifty bucks. That sounds
like a lot of calories. You should a lot of
Get light, I'll get light range, Oh light ranch. Well
that things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Then what about you, Jenny, a shot glass? I'd probably
do on for fifty one.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Uh no, way too expensive.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I know that's why.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So you're telling me for forty five dollars you would
not do a shot glass of ranch.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
No, that's a part of negotiation. You start higher than
you think that the person's willing to do. So I
knew you would negotiate with me. So yeah, I do
forty five.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You do forty five? Do people put ranch? Have you
ever seen on hot dogs? I'm trying. No, that's anything.
I mean. I grew up eating peanut butter and peanut
butter and mustard sandwiches, so it's not bad. Throw some
ranch on there? Why not? Why not shake it up?
(10:38):
Text messages? I would drink dairy queen ranch out of
the bottle for free, another text that Katie wb One
says ranches with pizza is not a Midwestern thing. I
went to a pizza place in Texas. They gave us
a cup of ranch with every pizza. I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
What pizza I feel like is pizza and wings are
the only two things I feel like are normal. But
then there's people that do it with like peppers and
with like I said, fries, and I'm just like, this
is too much you do.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Don't you dip it in your peppers in ranch?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Miss?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh? Yeah? Yeah, hum much.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yes, Dave usually has a little veggie platter every morning.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Plus, I don't know why I thought it was ranch.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You're right, you do ranch. I do ranch once in
a while, but hummus is a little bit healthier, all right, bought,
Thank you for stirring the pot. It is k D
double ub. How far did you walk yesterday, Ruth buzzy,
Oh later, I walked seven miles yesterday. Geez, yeah, okay,
I walked to so when I got home.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The people who like were trying to fix my toilet
last week, we're back fixing my toilet again, because.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What did you do to your toilet?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I didn't do anything to my toilet, which is so
weird because it stopped. It stopped like draining all the
way again over the weekend, and I was barely home
all weekend, so I know it wasn't me. But they
were in there fixing it again. They're going to be
there again this morning. But I was not about to
just hang out in my apartment with four dudes fixing
my toilet. So I went on a walk, went to
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the Tulip House, got myself some bubble tea.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I saw the tulip that was beautiful. Yeah, really nice.
You liked it before.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, I see it last week when I posted it.
He wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I might not have I might not have seen it.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It is beautiful, but I knew about it before it
was cool and now it's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So there were like twenty people there. Yeah, but it's fine,
It's whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
And then I went on the Gianta's most longest walk
and just wanted to cry the whole time because it
was such beautiful weather.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh gorgeous. Dad. Go see Bailey's tulip pictures. They are beautiful.
I guess Jenny has some too.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
She made like an action I did a reel of
it last week. I'm glad you followed me. Dave, thank you.
I can't follow Jenny.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I can't keep up with social media.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Jenny, kat w B, thank you, Bien at Bailey on air,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
At leak Oh, did you go to the Tulip House?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
No, we went to We got drinks for single DeMaio
this yesterday. I was so upset because it was beautiful
out and the list was like, it's a little chilly,
I might want to sit inside.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I was like, no, one's not. It is gorgeous. You
don't have to deal with it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
This Minnesota anything about forty two degrees, were like, let's
go outside, let's sit on the patio. All right. We'll
be right back on KATWB with there's an app that
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And this is it doesn't just write a crap song,
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(13:25):
And it's free. It's super cool. I'll tell you about
I'll demo it for you. Coming up next on KDWB
you be. Kind of a scary moment for Jennifer Aniston.
Did you hear about what happened with her last night?
So I guess some I don't know whether it was
an accident or some craze lunatic basically drove their car
through her security gates at her house in bel Air, jeez.
(13:45):
And we don't know what their intention was, but she
has security. I mean, imagine living the life where you
have to have security living in your house twenty four
to seven. So they detained this guy, and again we
don't know whether it was something that was done intentionally,
or whether it was an accident or what. But still
kind of scary, very scary. Met Gala last night. Jenny
(14:08):
from the Fashion desk with the report.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Well, we'll start with the good news if you care.
They did raise a lot of money, thirty one million dollars. Also,
yesterday we talked about the tickets were thirty five thousand
dollars to attend. No, they're actually seventy five thousand dollars
to attend.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Double that.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yeah, And so the Vogue editor in chief, Anna winter
Hand picks who gets to attend. So even if you
are willing to chalk up that seventy five thousand dollars.
It's up to her if she wants you to come
or not. And I think for me, I did look
at a lot of the fashion. I know nothing about fashion.
I'm not a fashioniecet. To myself, I thought it was boring.
It was like a tailored theme or something, and I
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felt like a lot of it just looked like tuxes
or plain. It was like a lot of black and white,
and I don't know I wanted color.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I guess who was the one.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That showed up with the mini at your grand piano
strapped to a three thousand.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, that was under three thousand. I think the biggest
thing was Rihanna revealed she's pregnant for the third time.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Did you know that already?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I did in hers, but people were like, oh, and
if she announces it, it's gonna be at the met Gala,
and she did.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I liked all the fashion. I thought it was like
cool because.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
There were a lot of like angles and everything. I
thought it looked very, you know, nineteen twenties gangster kind of.
It was cool to me because it was stuff that
I I don't see normally, whereas like some Met galas,
it's like, oh, they're wearing another ball gown. Unfortunately, like
Katy Perry's outfit was really dope. Did you see Katy
per It looked like an oil slick like mixed together
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with a like a pinstripe suit.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It was super cool.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I thought a lot of them are really really cool.
But I did learn too that it's not the celebrities
that pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's the designers that pay for it.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And then they just put the celebrities in their outfits
and then send them and it like generates all of
this like money for you know, like social media coverage,
like news coverage, blah blah blah for these designers, so
it makes it worth it.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I learned that did not know that had no idea.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I do have a report out of Hollywood, California. Yeah,
my son Carson was at a rehearsal hall yesterday and
peede next to Moby. So remember Moby from the nineties. Yes,
Carson was in the bathroom and he peed next to Moby.
I guess Moby was rehearsing down the hall and then
down the other hall was Chapel Roane. So Carson is
like a production assistant and he goes and you know,
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gets batteries, light bulbs and sandwiches for the crew and
keeps track of costs and things like that. And he's like, yeah,
Chapel Rone is like down the hall. And then I think,
I don't want to give away too much.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Do you think, well, last night she was literally at
the met gala last night.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Who was chapel roon. Maybe she flew out, I don't know,
but Carson says she was down the hall rehearsing.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
So I mean she was very much photographed all over.
She was like the only one who had color out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Of lie about it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But maybe he got his nights mixed up. Was it
two nights ago?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, I mean maybe her name was on the chalkboard
or something. I don't know, but I thought it was
cool that he peed next to Moby. He's like, Who's
is Moby a big deal? I said, yeah, he was
a big feel back in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Did he rub his bald head for Lockhart?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't think that he even like talks so because
the etiquette in I said, can you get a picture
with any of these people? And he said no. Kind
of the etiquette, the professional etiquette is like they're in
a place where you don't approach them and say, hey,
could I get a picture with you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, he'll try to spark up conversation in the bathroom, like.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's a steady stream. You've got there, movie, you have
a really good prostate health. That's awesome. Benson Bone's gonna
tour in support of his sophomore album, American Heart. The
album arrives on June twentieth, and his tour starts two
months later. He will be at the Xcel Energy Center
in August twenty second. Yes, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He starts his tour here we start.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yeah, very first stop is that the x No kidding, that's.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Cool, that's good. Kendrick con Sisson did that too, started
it here, Ryeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It was their first stop and it was the highest
or it is the highest grossing hip hop concert of
all time.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
National Teachers Day hears some fun facts about teachers in
the US. There are about three point eight minutes k
through twelve public school teachers in America. Seventy seven percent
of teachers are women, twenty three are men, twenty nine
percent are between ages of forty and forty nine. Eight
percent of teachers are sixty and older. Fifty one percent
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of teachers are unhappy with how much they get paid
seventy seven percent, so three out of four says it
is a stressful job. Sixty eight percent say it can
be overwhelming, but they must stick to it, and thank
god they do. There are some different deals that teachers
can get around the different places. For example, of Buffalo
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wild Wings, teachers with valid ideas can save twenty percent
between now and May eleventh for them. They deserve it. Yeah,
and there's some more, but a lot of them are
places that we don't have here, Like Logan's Roadhouse. We
don't have a Logan's Roadhouse here. Hat Hat Creek Burger Company,
we don't have that here. So hopefully you can find
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some deals. And Davidoe, he's in the dirt today. He's
been gone for a few years now. But here's a
little something on David Bowie. He used to be named
Davy Jones, and as a teen he was known as
Davy Jones. Here's a clip way back in the day
of David Bowie being introduced as Davy Jones.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
The Rebellion of the Long Hairs is getting underway. A
seventeen year old Davy Jones has just founded the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long Haired Men. For
the last two years we've had comments like darling and
can I carry a handbag?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I thinks just had to stop now.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
In nineteen sixty five, there was another Davy Jones on
the music scene. In order to avoid confusion with the
future Monkeys member, David looked to American history. In September
of nineteen sixty five, at the age of eighteen, David
Bowe was born.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, So then we did a little digging and found
out other real names of celebrities. For example, Randy Jackson.
When American Idol debut, judge Randy Jackson had a lot
of people confus used. Up until then, the only Randy
Jackson that people knew was Randy Jackson. One of Michael
Jackson's brothers, Michael Keaton and Michael Douglas. They are both
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named Michael Douglas, so Michael Keaton changed his name to
Michael Keaton. You see Katy Perry's real name. Let's talk
about this one. Her real name is not Katy Perry.
It is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. But when her career took off.
She took her mother's maiden name, Katy Perry Michelle Williams.
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She's from Destiny's Child. There's her and then the actress
that've been getting confused by for each other for years.
And I think you have one more. Albert Brooks was
actually born Albert Einstein, and yes he was named after
the famous physicist, but he claims his parents would never
tell him why. Okay, it's really science.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's so interesting because I've heard celebrities say like, yeah,
there's already a Michael Jordan or a Michael Jackson, so
I have to do my middle initial and they just
don't ye know, That's what I'm saying. But the fact
that they literally cannot I don't know if it's legally,
but they're just like, no, we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
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coming up. Katy Perry tickets where you play a little
game of connections. This is where I give you four words,
you gotta figure out what those four words have in common.
Kind of fun and you get Katy Perry tickets. Plus,
Bailey got either a text or an email that says
she looks like a dead celebrity and she was not
(21:27):
happy about this. I don't think it's a compliment. We'll
tell you who it is and let you decide because
we've got side by side pictures of Katie or of
Katy Perry. Katy Perry, Bailey and the dead celebrity will
do it next on k dub
I did a thing yesterday. Yeah, because was the thing
that you guys were making fun of me for that.
I said, I want to do it and then you said,
well I think Vaughnt said one thousand percent percent that's weird,
and Jenny and Bailey said, nah, that sounds pretty cool. No,
the opposite was it what? What?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
No, I said it was weird. Remember what it is.
So I one Sunday afternoon, I said, I'm going to
take I'm going to ask the neighbors if I can
take the dog for a walk. And is that weird?
And Vaughn said one thousand percent weird? Yeah, then no,
it's not stalker the neighbors. No, no, no, no, no no.
So I texted the neighbors last night and I said, hey,
(00:38):
can I I know it sounds weird, but I miss
taking Josie for a walk and I take Zoe out
for a walk. And they're like, yeah, sure, and they
trust me so much. They said, we're not going to
be home in a while, but here's the door code.
There's a leash and a boot bag on the dryer,
so come on in. So I let myself in, got
the leash in the poop bag and took Zoe for
a walk. Did you take a nap on the couch too?
(00:59):
I did take a nap on their couch French.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, you went through each of their beds and the
last one was just right.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
It was just yea. So if you want to see
a picture of me walking little Zoe, uh though she's
not that little. She's like a border Collie something spaniel,
I don't know. And we just on one little like
little mile walk through the woods. It is on my Instagram,
Dave Ryan Katie LGB.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
She was so I couldn't tell. Did she have like
one of those little nub and tails or did she
have a.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Regular regular tail?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Yea, yeah, yep, yep, just cute, cute color.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Yeah, she was very sweet.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
So just because they let you do it, I still
I'm not taking that as we were cool with it,
because if you text me and said can I walk
your dog? I kind of I feel bad if I
said no, but like what the hell, Oh, I'll take that.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Fine, No, I'll take that if I get a yes,
because they'd feel bad if they said no, I'll take.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Then I guess I feel bad exactly right.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, So if I wanted to bring up something called
the French the not the French toast, the burnt toast theory.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Yes, I saw this TikTok and it was about essentially
how it's about fate.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'll play the clip and explain after.
Speaker 5 (02:00):
Imagine waking up late, you're running late for your flight.
There's traffic on the way to the airport. You keep
hitting all the red lights. You get to the airport,
finally it's helocrowded. Okay, TSA is sicking forever. You finally
get to the gate. You miss your freaking flight. All
this just to learn that the door next to the
seat that you were supposed to sit in mysteriously flew
(02:21):
off of the plane mid flight. That is an example
of the burnt toast theory, which is an idea that
your inconveniences or perceived inconveniences, may be protecting you from
a worse inconvenience. The burntet theory is used for positive reframing.
So the next time you feel like you're being inconvenienced,
the next time you feel like you are in a
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negative situation or you perceive your circumstance to be negative,
think about the burntet theory and think about how this
may be redirecting you or helping you to avoid a
worse inconvenience, a worse situation. Okay, everything that happens in
your life is for your good, and I think we
need to talk about that a little bit more, the
concept of para instead of paranoia. But that's for a
(03:03):
completely different Videah.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Yeah, So she's pretty much saying comparing it to burnt toast,
because when you burn your toast, it's like, ah.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
What you think is like, damn, now I have to
make another one.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
But it's such a slight inconvenience that might happen for
another reason, for fate to delay you from something else.
And so you know, she's pretty much saying everything happens
for a reason because of the way fate is, you know,
just determined essentially.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
I hope you don't believe this. I could see what
she like.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
She definitely has like a good point, Like I'm definitely
somebody that's just like, oh, well, this happened because of this,
but that didn't happen because of this. But I know
that you disagree because you don't think everything happens for
a reason.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I think that's one of the dumbest things you'll lay
over here in your life. So so by her argument,
like anything that delays you is probably keeping you out
of harm's way. But what about if you're delayed, your
flight is delayed and you miss your job interview in
New York, and so therefore you don't get the job,
or so maybe you are Can I finish? Can I finish?
Can I finish? So you're on your way to you
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see your mom dying. You know she's at her bed.
We want to be at her bedside when she's dying.
You get there, there's traffic, there's bad tsa, and she dies.
You don't get say goodbye. The idea that the universe
somehow is like looking out for you is the biggest bunch.
I'm sorry, I don't want to be all the negative guy,
but that when people go things, oh you know, things
(04:18):
only happen for a reason. Oh so a six year
old girl dies of leukemia, that's what is the reason
in that one. Okay, you can't really argue with that one.
I know I brought the room down. But that's why
I don't like like pop culture psychology like that. She's
like everything in your life happens for good. No, it
certainly does not.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
But what if there's something that something good does come
out of said situation, and.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Then that's great. Sometimes it does, Like Jenny said, sometimes
you don't get the job you wanted, but you get
a better job. I got fired in Phoenix, and if
I hadn't been fired in Phoenix, I would have never
gotten this job. So sometimes that happens, Jenny.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
I just think that it's about reframing your mindset about life.
It's not necessarily saying that everything happens for a reason.
I think it's reframing, like looking at things differently and
not looking at everything in a negative way.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, sure, there's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, I think that's that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (05:07):
I don't think she's saying that everything that every inconvenience
led to something good.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I don't think that that's what she's saying.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
I'm just saying that, Like I think, you you have
to try to reframe your mindset or else you're going
to go through life thinking that everything is so awful.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's called positive thinking, that's all. Yes, it's just positive thinking.
It's like, but the idea that you that everything bad
that happens to you will lead to something good. No,
the universe doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I think it's that everything bad isn't something bad. That's
how you're like, you're reframing it that it's not a
bad thing all the time.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah, Like burnt toast might seem like a like a
big inconvenience. You're like, oh damn, that have to wave
again and then I have to butter my toast. But there
might be for a reason, there might be something light
at the end of that tunnel, at the end of
that burnt toast tunnel, like what.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Like you're gonna have like classification. You might run it
to the love of your life. Oh, how is that
caused by the burnt toast? You never know? You never
what if?
Speaker 4 (06:00):
What if my toast delays me to get on the
subway later I meet a list of my girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
There's no subway here. Well, I'm just in an idea world.
Such a Debbie down. Yeah, gosh, all right, we'll be
back in a second. On Katie w B, We've got
a lot of so you carry Katy Perry tickets for
you coming up. We also monsters the pot coming up
in a second. On Katie WB, what do you think
of the burnt toast theory. I know I sounded negative
(06:25):
and nasty about that, but I just don't like people
thinking that, Okay, life can be solved by some little
thing that you saw on TikTok. It does not quite
work that way, but maybe I'm wrong. We'll be back.
Today is National Nurses Day and National Teacher's Day today.
Respect both of those professions, and we'll be right back one.
It is, Katie o'l. You'd be another beautiful day today.
(06:48):
I hope you got outside. Is it going to be
eighty five degrees today, Jenny.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Yeah, it's going to be super hot.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Fuck wow, get outside and enjoy it because this is
like July temperatures right now. I know this is kind
of crazy. All right, I's gonna stir the pot. What
is on your mind, young man?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Well, David, I'm gonna stir the pot for a lot
of die hard Midwesterners. Ranch does not go on everything.
I mean, just stop acting like it does. People love
just ranch or they even make ranch powder. I just
found out people put rich powder on pizza. Never tried
it before, and I don't think I ever intend to.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
What do you like ranch on? I'll do ranch occasionally,
with wings. Uh salad.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
No, I'm more of a caesar salad kind of, but
I have had it on a salad.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
It's not bad. Pizza. I'll do pizza too, like chicken.
Don't you like said wings? Yeah, but it's on everything.
Give me a break, man. What do Midwestern people put
ranch on that they should not? Well, first of all,
remember last year at the fair? Deep fried ranch? Just
find any reason? Balls? Is that what it was?
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I don't know how they deep fried it. I can't remember,
but it was good. It was like, I mean hot
ranch in the middle.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
It was delicious Ranch on fries that does not work
sometimes it's not my first choice, but I would do
that once in a while and mix it up. I
mean season light. Well, no waffle fries go with season
sour cream, but I would dip it in ranch, just
a little little zest it up a little bit. Mozzarella
sticks uh No, but people love it.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Midwesterners are die hard for ranch, and it's probably the
only season they have in their tabinet.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
What the powder?
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Well, what what's the like dip that you use in
New Jersey?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Like?
Speaker 4 (08:31):
Like I use ranch for like the normal things, But
Midwesterners just go above and beyond with the ranch.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I don't see what's wrong with Well, there's only something
wrong with it if you're like my two year old
niece and you dip like a fry in it and
just lick the ranch off of the continue.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Dipping that same fry. Kid love to do that. That's
a weird thing. But that's for babes. Tomorrow on the show,
I will give you five dollars for every shot glass
of ranch dressing you. No, ranch alone is not even
good Bayley. Tomorrow, on the show, I will give you
five dollars a shot glass for every shot glass of
ranch frozing.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Want why I thought, Bailey would I don't.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, I like ranch, but not that much.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
I mean, I'm just thinking, like, gosh, that's like four
hundred calories per shots. Pretty and I really bought a
lot of money, so I would take at least four
shots for twenty bucks.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Well you would do it? No, I want to That's
a lot. It would take a lot, So you would
take a lot to earn a.
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Substantial amount of I wouldn't need a substantial amount of
money to make it worth it.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
But it's not How much would you for one hundred
would like, hey, what would it cost you to do
a shot glass of ranch? How much per shot class?
I'm not making a deal with you here, I'm just asking.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I'll take ten bucks.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Ten bucks a shot pass a shot of ranch. So
if you did five, you got fifty bucks. That sounds
like a lot of calories. You should a lot of
Get light, I'll get light range, Oh light ranch. Well
that things.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Then what about you, Jenny, a shot glass? I'd probably
do on for fifty one.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
Uh no, way too expensive.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
I know that's why.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
So you're telling me for forty five dollars you would
not do a shot glass of ranch.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
No, that's a part of negotiation. You start higher than
you think that the person's willing to do. So I
knew you would negotiate with me. So yeah, I do
forty five.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
You do forty five? Do people put ranch? Have you
ever seen on hot dogs? I'm trying. No, that's anything.
I mean. I grew up eating peanut butter and peanut
butter and mustard sandwiches, so it's not bad. Throw some
ranch on there? Why not? Why not shake it up?
(10:38):
Text messages? I would drink dairy queen ranch out of
the bottle for free, another text that Katie wb One
says ranches with pizza is not a Midwestern thing. I
went to a pizza place in Texas. They gave us
a cup of ranch with every pizza. I think that's good.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
What pizza I feel like is pizza and wings are
the only two things I feel like are normal. But
then there's people that do it with like peppers and
with like I said, fries, and I'm just like, this
is too much you do.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Don't you dip it in your peppers in ranch?
Speaker 7 (11:09):
Miss?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh? Yeah? Yeah, hum much.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Yes, Dave usually has a little veggie platter every morning.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Plus, I don't know why I thought it was ranch.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
You're right, you do ranch. I do ranch once in
a while, but hummus is a little bit healthier, all right, bought,
Thank you for stirring the pot. It is k D
double ub. How far did you walk yesterday, Ruth buzzy,
Oh later, I walked seven miles yesterday. Geez, yeah, okay,
I walked to so when I got home.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
The people who like were trying to fix my toilet
last week, we're back fixing my toilet again, because.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
What did you do to your toilet?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
I didn't do anything to my toilet, which is so
weird because it stopped. It stopped like draining all the
way again over the weekend, and I was barely home
all weekend, so I know it wasn't me. But they
were in there fixing it again. They're going to be
there again this morning. But I was not about to
just hang out in my apartment with four dudes fixing
my toilet. So I went on a walk, went to
(12:05):
the Tulip House, got myself some bubble tea.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
I saw the tulip that was beautiful. Yeah, really nice.
You liked it before.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I mean, I see it last week when I posted it.
He wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
I might not have I might not have seen it.
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It is beautiful, but I knew about it before it
was cool and now it's cool.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
So there were like twenty people there. Yeah, but it's fine,
It's whatever.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
And then I went on the Gianta's most longest walk
and just wanted to cry the whole time because it
was such beautiful weather.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh gorgeous. Dad. Go see Bailey's tulip pictures. They are beautiful.
I guess Jenny has some too.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
She made like an action I did a reel of
it last week. I'm glad you followed me. Dave, thank you.
I can't follow Jenny.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I can't keep up with social media.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Jenny, kat w B, thank you, Bien at Bailey on air,
thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
At leak Oh, did you go to the Tulip House?
Speaker 4 (12:51):
No, we went to We got drinks for single DeMaio
this yesterday. I was so upset because it was beautiful
out and the list was like, it's a little chilly,
I might want to sit inside.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I was like, no, one's not. It is gorgeous. You
don't have to deal with it.
Speaker 5 (13:02):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
This Minnesota anything about forty two degrees, were like, let's
go outside, let's sit on the patio. All right. We'll
be right back on KATWB with there's an app that
you can use that will write a song for you.
And this is it doesn't just write a crap song,
it writes a really good song. I'll tell you all
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(13:25):
And it's free. It's super cool. I'll tell you about
I'll demo it for you. Coming up next on KDWB
you be. Kind of a scary moment for Jennifer Aniston.
Did you hear about what happened with her last night?
So I guess some I don't know whether it was
an accident or some craze lunatic basically drove their car
through her security gates at her house in bel Air, jeez.
(13:45):
And we don't know what their intention was, but she
has security. I mean, imagine living the life where you
have to have security living in your house twenty four
to seven. So they detained this guy, and again we
don't know whether it was something that was done intentionally,
or whether it was an accident or what. But still
kind of scary, very scary. Met Gala last night. Jenny
(14:08):
from the Fashion desk with the report.
Speaker 6 (14:10):
Well, we'll start with the good news if you care.
They did raise a lot of money, thirty one million dollars. Also,
yesterday we talked about the tickets were thirty five thousand
dollars to attend. No, they're actually seventy five thousand dollars
to attend.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Double that.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
Yeah, And so the Vogue editor in chief, Anna winter
Hand picks who gets to attend. So even if you
are willing to chalk up that seventy five thousand dollars.
It's up to her if she wants you to come
or not. And I think for me, I did look
at a lot of the fashion. I know nothing about fashion.
I'm not a fashioniecet. To myself, I thought it was boring.
It was like a tailored theme or something, and I
(14:44):
felt like a lot of it just looked like tuxes
or plain. It was like a lot of black and white,
and I don't know I wanted color.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
I guess who was the one.
Speaker 1 (14:51):
That showed up with the mini at your grand piano
strapped to a three thousand.
Speaker 6 (14:55):
Yeah, that was under three thousand. I think the biggest
thing was Rihanna revealed she's pregnant for the third time.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Did you know that already?
Speaker 4 (15:03):
I did in hers, but people were like, oh, and
if she announces it, it's gonna be at the met Gala,
and she did.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
I liked all the fashion. I thought it was like
cool because.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
There were a lot of like angles and everything. I
thought it looked very, you know, nineteen twenties gangster kind of.
It was cool to me because it was stuff that
I I don't see normally, whereas like some Met galas,
it's like, oh, they're wearing another ball gown. Unfortunately, like
Katy Perry's outfit was really dope. Did you see Katy
per It looked like an oil slick like mixed together
(15:33):
with a like a pinstripe suit.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
It was super cool.
Speaker 3 (15:36):
I thought a lot of them are really really cool.
But I did learn too that it's not the celebrities
that pay for it.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's the designers that pay for it.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
And then they just put the celebrities in their outfits
and then send them and it like generates all of
this like money for you know, like social media coverage,
like news coverage, blah blah blah for these designers, so
it makes it worth it.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I learned that did not know that had no idea.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I do have a report out of Hollywood, California. Yeah,
my son Carson was at a rehearsal hall yesterday and
peede next to Moby. So remember Moby from the nineties. Yes,
Carson was in the bathroom and he peed next to Moby.
I guess Moby was rehearsing down the hall and then
down the other hall was Chapel Roane. So Carson is
like a production assistant and he goes and you know,
(16:22):
gets batteries, light bulbs and sandwiches for the crew and
keeps track of costs and things like that. And he's like, yeah,
Chapel Rone is like down the hall. And then I think,
I don't want to give away too much.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Do you think, well, last night she was literally at
the met gala last night.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Who was chapel roon. Maybe she flew out, I don't know,
but Carson says she was down the hall rehearsing.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
So I mean she was very much photographed all over.
She was like the only one who had color out.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Of lie about it.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
But maybe he got his nights mixed up. Was it
two nights ago?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
No, I mean maybe her name was on the chalkboard
or something. I don't know, but I thought it was
cool that he peed next to Moby. He's like, Who's
is Moby a big deal? I said, yeah, he was
a big feel back in the nineties.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Did he rub his bald head for Lockhart?
Speaker 3 (17:02):
No?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
I don't think that he even like talks so because
the etiquette in I said, can you get a picture
with any of these people? And he said no. Kind
of the etiquette, the professional etiquette is like they're in
a place where you don't approach them and say, hey,
could I get a picture with you?
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Yeah, he'll try to spark up conversation in the bathroom, like.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
That's a steady stream. You've got there, movie, you have
a really good prostate health. That's awesome. Benson Bone's gonna
tour in support of his sophomore album, American Heart. The
album arrives on June twentieth, and his tour starts two
months later. He will be at the Xcel Energy Center
in August twenty second. Yes, I'm here for that.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
He starts his tour here we start.
Speaker 6 (17:41):
Yeah, very first stop is that the x No kidding, that's.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Cool, that's good. Kendrick con Sisson did that too, started
it here, Ryeah.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
It was their first stop and it was the highest
or it is the highest grossing hip hop concert of
all time.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
National Teachers Day hears some fun facts about teachers in
the US. There are about three point eight minutes k
through twelve public school teachers in America. Seventy seven percent
of teachers are women, twenty three are men, twenty nine
percent are between ages of forty and forty nine. Eight
percent of teachers are sixty and older. Fifty one percent
(18:16):
of teachers are unhappy with how much they get paid
seventy seven percent, so three out of four says it
is a stressful job. Sixty eight percent say it can
be overwhelming, but they must stick to it, and thank
god they do. There are some different deals that teachers
can get around the different places. For example, of Buffalo
(18:36):
wild Wings, teachers with valid ideas can save twenty percent
between now and May eleventh for them. They deserve it. Yeah,
and there's some more, but a lot of them are
places that we don't have here, Like Logan's Roadhouse. We
don't have a Logan's Roadhouse here. Hat Hat Creek Burger Company,
we don't have that here. So hopefully you can find
(18:57):
some deals. And Davidoe, he's in the dirt today. He's
been gone for a few years now. But here's a
little something on David Bowie. He used to be named
Davy Jones, and as a teen he was known as
Davy Jones. Here's a clip way back in the day
of David Bowie being introduced as Davy Jones.
Speaker 8 (19:16):
The Rebellion of the Long Hairs is getting underway. A
seventeen year old Davy Jones has just founded the Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Long Haired Men. For
the last two years we've had comments like darling and
can I carry a handbag?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I thinks just had to stop now.
Speaker 7 (19:32):
In nineteen sixty five, there was another Davy Jones on
the music scene. In order to avoid confusion with the
future Monkeys member, David looked to American history. In September
of nineteen sixty five, at the age of eighteen, David
Bowe was born.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, So then we did a little digging and found
out other real names of celebrities. For example, Randy Jackson.
When American Idol debut, judge Randy Jackson had a lot
of people confus used. Up until then, the only Randy
Jackson that people knew was Randy Jackson. One of Michael
Jackson's brothers, Michael Keaton and Michael Douglas. They are both
(20:08):
named Michael Douglas, so Michael Keaton changed his name to
Michael Keaton. You see Katy Perry's real name. Let's talk
about this one. Her real name is not Katy Perry.
It is Catherine Elizabeth Hudson. But when her career took off.
She took her mother's maiden name, Katy Perry Michelle Williams.
(20:29):
She's from Destiny's Child. There's her and then the actress
that've been getting confused by for each other for years.
And I think you have one more. Albert Brooks was
actually born Albert Einstein, and yes he was named after
the famous physicist, but he claims his parents would never
tell him why. Okay, it's really science.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
It's so interesting because I've heard celebrities say like, yeah,
there's already a Michael Jordan or a Michael Jackson, so
I have to do my middle initial and they just
don't ye know, That's what I'm saying. But the fact
that they literally cannot I don't know if it's legally,
but they're just like, no, we can't.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, right, And that is the dirt brought to you
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coming up. Katy Perry tickets where you play a little
game of connections. This is where I give you four words,
you gotta figure out what those four words have in common.
Kind of fun and you get Katy Perry tickets. Plus,
Bailey got either a text or an email that says
she looks like a dead celebrity and she was not
(21:27):
happy about this. I don't think it's a compliment. We'll
tell you who it is and let you decide because
we've got side by side pictures of Katie or of
Katy Perry. Katy Perry, Bailey and the dead celebrity will
do it next on k dub
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