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June 24, 2025 • 16 mins
Dave and Bailey are back in the clerb, Dave tells us some skills we don't need anymore, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I wonder if flight attendants just gets so tired of
their job sometime and they get so impatient with us,
the flying public, because we're we're so stupid, We're so stupid.
I didn't do nothing. I mean, I'm an experienced flyer,
so I know what to do. But coming home last
night on Southwest from Denver, and we leave about six o'clock,
and the flight attendants probably had a long day, and
I think that there's one, the lead flight attendant. She's

(00:22):
on the PA and she's saying, basically, Okay, the luggage
goes in sideways, do not put it in flat, and
do not put your backpack in the overhead bin. Put underneath. Yes,
I said, underneath the seat in front of you. And
she yet and she because people do that all the time.
Then the racks get the bins get loaded. But the

(00:45):
funniest part was she said this, and I wrote it
down so i'd get a word for word. There is
a drink menu in your seat back pocket. Again, there
is a drink menu in your seat back pocket. And
then the other flight attendant gets on from the back
of the plane. She goes, you mean they can't ask
for I don't know or what you got? And I

(01:08):
thought that was so funny because when they come by,
they're like, can I get you anything to drink? I
don't know, I don't know. Do you what you got?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
The answer and order it.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
That's the only time anybody orders ginger ail is on
an airplane. Nobody drinks ginger el except for the airline.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Industry tummy, your little anxius tummying, I guess so.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
So I thought that was funny.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Everybody's laughing, and I thought these women must put up
with us dumb flying public all the time, ye who
put the bags in wrong, who put our backpacks up
in the in the bin, and then sit down, take
in our time, and then go what you got when
they come by in order to drink. So when the
flight attendant came by, I said what you got? And

(01:52):
I said that, I said, and she gave me a
look and I said, I said that just to make
a smile. She did not smile. She did not spot
because I was trying to be like, Okay, you've had
a hard, long day and end up with us idiots
that are flying. I said what you got? And she
didn't smile, And I said, I said that just to
make you laugh, and then she gave me a little

(02:12):
bit of a smile and.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Then so you're the idiot that annoyed her.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Then in the I was trying to lighten her load.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
One who thought, oh, let's make a joke out of
the thing that really annoys her.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Dad.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm a dad.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, she saw you coming from a mile life. She
thought he's gonna say something.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Stupid to say, oh, it's not ringing up? Does that
mean it's free?

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And she said no, really, what do you want? And
I said I don't need anything, thank you. And I
think she appreciated my little bright spot of the day.
Either that or she said there's a double white.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
N she did.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
She went and talked to her other flight attendant buddy
and was like.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
God, this idiot. She said, whatever he asked for, tell
her we don't have it. We're out out of everything. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Tuesday, another beautiful day today some clouds, but it's not
going to be like hot and human and it's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
I don't think, am I right about that?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Jenny correct going to be like I mean, like eighty.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
But we'll joy today because we're getting lots of rain
the next couple of.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Days to know all right, coming back with Dave's dirt
in a second on kat w b stay here for
that and we'll get you the dirt coming up in
a second. Everybody's back. Bailey's back from Ohio.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
What what what?

Speaker 1 (03:24):
And we'll be right back on Katie W. We want
to give a shout out to it is. I want
to make sure I get this right. Vital essentialst Vital
Vital Essentials pet Food. Yes, they just sent some goodies
over and we just got I just got back from Colorado.
Bailey just got back from Ohio and we got boxes
and we we love packages. We love like you know,

(03:46):
if you have a product and you send it to us, well,
my gosh, that is that is really nice. So they
didn't pay for this, and we didn't set up this
up in advance, so I'm just saying thank you sincerely
to the Vital Essentials team, says Dave. Congratulations on your
new dog, Bernie. We hope he likes his new home.
Here's a couple of our favorite products to help him
transition a little easier. Plus, so Roger the cat doesn't
get jealous, we got a few cat items for him

(04:08):
as well.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Today.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Ye nice and mine says, your cat may not be
new to you, but he's still special to us.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
We hope you enjoyed these goodies. And he's gonna go
crazy over these ahy tuna bites.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Yea, man, where is where is vital essentials? They must
be here in town. Then I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Because the return address on your guys's boxes said Green Bay.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, yeah, thank you green Bay. We appreciate that. Shady
you guys for sure.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
And Bernie the dog when I got home last night
and seen me since last Wednesday morning, and I was
worried on the drive home from the airport about nine
o'clock last night that I would walk in and he'd
be like, ho hum, I don't care anymore.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
The dog went crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
The dog, it was like one of those things like
just your typical like he couldn't get enough, like spinning
in circles and slipping around on the hardwood floor. And
I'm like, how's my Bernard, Bernardo? I call him Bernardo now, Bernardo,
Gime here, Bernardo. So he comes over and he just
could not get enough. And Susan was like, he doesn't
act like wait with me, and I said, well, because
you don't you feed him and you complain about him,

(05:08):
but I actually scratch him and love him.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
She's like, well, I scratch him and love him too,
probably rile.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Him up to Dave, who's absolutely all.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Right, let's get into Dave's dirt on Katie w B.
You're one stop for all the celebrity news.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
You need Dave's dirt on Katie w B.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I guess there was a little not an incident, but
Naomi Campbell and Miley Cyrus were doing a celebrity fan
meet and greet, and they were because they were proding
their single every Girl You Ever Loved.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
That's one of my favorite singles on her new album.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Really Okay, But videos show them doing this meet and greet.
They weren't paying really any attention to the fans. They
were busy paying attention to each other, and people thought
that was ruh hoo.

Speaker 4 (05:53):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Brad Pitt went to AA after his divorce from Angelina Joli.
He said, I needed rebooting, I needed to wake the
blank up and some areos and areas and it just
meant a lot to me.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Good because he's also the one who like caused them
to have to stop a flight because he was like
freaking out on Angelina and there.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I have a story, very.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Random story about Gail King because you know, it's Pride month,
we celebrate Pride, and she had done an Instagram post
last night wearing this rainbow colored dress and I just
want to read you guys the caption because it is
crazy the way she wrote this caption goes, I never
need a reason to put on color, but it sure
is fun to have the perfect outfit to wear in
support of Pride Month and it's just hanging in the closet.

(06:34):
On Saturday, I went to see Oh Mary play with
my gay and very proud nephew Cameron and his friends,
and she takes their Instagram's handles, who tell me they're
together and gay Joseph, who is one of my favorite gays,
said my Michael corset was too much thoughts.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
It was reading this caption.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
It sounds like your ninety year old grandma who's like
thinking she's being really hip, being like yeah, ow and
so super gay.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Well that's what guilting is. No, Well, she's not that old.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
She is sixty five is.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
However, however, she works in media knows what's pc nowadays.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
It's one of my favorite gays says that Joseph, who
is one of my favorite gays, Like, I don't know,
And I'll give Benjamin who comes on our show credit
because he's the one who shared.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
This on his Instagram. And I read that and I
was like, what is this?

Speaker 5 (07:27):
You know, Benjamin always one of my favorite games, one
of my favorite.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
Yes, let's not forget about our other favorite gay, Tony Tony.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
Oh yes, Sammy, and bring him up my personal favorite gay,
my sister Madison.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Okay girl, Kristen Chenwi. She sang the national anthem at
the big NBA Final game the other night and I
didn't hear it, but people are saying she should be
getting some flak for it. It's always if you can

(08:07):
sing it really, really well, great, But when you make
the national anthem a spectacle about listen to me, look
at me, then it's like, come on, Oh.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
That's kind of her bit. Always does that, that is
her bit.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
Her bit.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
She was in Broadway is the original Alphaba.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
No, she was the original Glenda and she's been in
Broadway and like a ton of stuff since. But her
thing is that every time she sings, she always hits
like the highest note that she can possibly hit.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
That's her like bit.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
So again she made the national land into a bit. Yeah,
it made it into a bit.

Speaker 7 (08:37):
That's great, right, Well, it only took seven years. But
Cardi B's coming out with another album. This is her
second album, but she's catch a flat because this song,
which came out five years ago, was supposed to be
on it, along with like two other ones.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
That came out, but people were never on an album.

Speaker 7 (08:53):
No, these were singles because Cardi only ever came out
with a one album. So now wop up and some
other songs are going to be on there. I guess
to maybe help boost streams since they already have so
many numbers. But people are like, what the hell.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Wow, that's interesting. I mean, I love that song, so I'm.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Not mad about it. It's dumb, but I guess it's smart.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
Let's see if you guys are mad about the way
that Jeff Bezos is getting ready for his wedding.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
So he's getting married to some woman named Lauren Sanchez.

Speaker 5 (09:16):
I don't really know her, but he's he threw a
lavish foam party on a five hundred million dollars super yachts.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Yeah, she's one of the people that went up to
space with Katy Perry. H I think so yeah, Okay,
well Jayale kidding the grandma having Jeff Bezos funded that.
Oh the space expedition, that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
But yeah, he's rolling around in a bunch of like
bubbly soap on a yacht to be like, yeah, I'm
getting married, suckers.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
So Dave, did you do this before your wedding or no?

Speaker 3 (09:45):
I think we went out to the ground round round, Yeah,
before my wedding.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
I think for a phone party.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Well we didn't have a phone party, but there were
peanuts on the floor, so cool.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
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You send me a text and let me know what
do you really want to hear that you love to scream?
Sing along and we'll pick one out stick text it
to KDWB one that is five three nine two one.

(10:19):
We'll come right back with a sing along song of
the day to boost your mood. Because science has proven
when you sing along to the radio. It gets you
in a better mood, and that's what we want to do.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I'm KDWB.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Science has proven that you get to be in a
better mood if you sing along with the radio. So
we're gonna start chop with the sing along song. Thanks
for all of the suggestions. There were so many, so
many good ones that we decided on this one. Let's
dobob sing along on kd WB.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Kd w B dud.

Speaker 1 (11:00):
Skills we don't need anymore that you probably were pretty
proud of yourself that you have these skills, but now
you don't need them anymore. For example, programming a VCR.
Now these are all people like you know, if you
were like born, like you know, born before nineteen ninety,
you might remember some of these. Programming a VCR. I
know what a VCR is? What is programming? It mean?

(11:21):
It means let's say you want to record Survivor, and
so you're not going to be home that night to
push the record button so you can program it so
it will record Survivor and then stop it when the
show is over.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
So like DVR, but you have to be okay, interesting yep,
yepp Hold on one second, I thought you had to
be there for the VCR.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
You do not.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was magical, faun, just amazing and amazing, amazing technology.
Here's another one. Hold on one second, making a weed
pipe out of a coke can this singing all the
lyrics to library card from Arthur. So let's see how
Bailey does with the now. If you are born before

(12:03):
nineteen ninety you might know this.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
When that's all I really know. Come on inside, We've
got everything you need. There's plenty to do. Or you
could just in and read this book.

Speaker 3 (12:20):
Explain makee for playing this contramat show you mountain charades? Okay,
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Having fun isn't hard? Fun when you've got a library card?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Okay, thank you?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
All right? Fun you didn't want to join in? I
never heard that.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
It's great and my daughter's the same age as you.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
He sings that song, and then he sings a song
about juckal and Hyde and.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Goes, chuckle, juckle hide, jackal hide, Hi chuckle.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
That's all I remember, really shows and Bailey was belting
out old Arthur songs.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, what do you expect? You just played it up?
You played it right.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Here's another skill that we don't need anymore. And I
was just the ace of doing this one, making brown
paper book bag covers for your school books, the grocery
bag and you would cut it out and then you
would fold it and tape it or whatever. I could
do it so well, I didn't even need tape anymore.
I was so good at it.

Speaker 2 (13:08):
My mom too.

Speaker 7 (13:08):
I remember when our classmates got like the little stencils,
the pencils that smelt like something. They would draw on
those so they could have personalized brown paper bag book covers.

Speaker 1 (13:18):
That was the cool thing because then you could write
whatever you want, and you try. You know, when your
in tenth grade, it's funny to draw a penis on
your history book.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Yeah, and then it's there for the whole school year.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Well it is, but it's your own, and it's like
fun all right. Other things that we don't know how
to do anymore, you have a skill that you don't need.
Writing a check is one. Running programs in MS DOSS
and if I do have to explain MS DOWS to you,
then you're not going to appreciate it anyway. But before
there was windows, there was MS DOS ness prompt. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
Another one.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
Driving a stick shift is not is a little less common,
not entirely obsolete. Rewinding a cassette tape with a pencil, Yes, yep, Jenny,
did you do it?

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (14:02):
Loading a thirty five millimeter film camera, you used to
have to take the back of the camera, open it up,
drop it in, open the film a little bit, get
it on the reel, and then like forward it a
little bit. So yeahel in reel it in. Yeah, don't
do that no more. Saw a woman on the she's
kind of like a hippie girl with a backpack. I

(14:22):
sar on the shuttle bus at the airport last night,
and around her neck was an old school thirty five
millimeter film camera fan. And I was almost going to
ask her about it, but I didn't want to be
like the guy on the bus that started talking to somebody.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
You know, got a nice camera there, Yeah, you like
taking film pictures?

Speaker 4 (14:37):
In?

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, shut take a picture of the space.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
And finally a really old one. Pinning a diaper on
a baby without sticking them with the pin.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
That is crazy to me to think that that's how
diapers used to be kept together.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
I when I was a little kid, I wore cloth diapers,
and my mom saved my baby little diaper pins and
they had little her little pigs on the end. And
then she gave them to Susan, my wife, and she said,
and this was years ago. She said, here's Dave's little
baby diaper pins. And Susan lost lost them. Oh, Susan,

(15:14):
I was so upset. It's like my mom treasured those
for years and then she gave them to you to
keep and you lost them.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
How do you keep your underwear up now? Then without
the okay, if you.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
If you notice they're not up right now? All right,
we'll be back in the segment. You sabreena Carpenter keyword.
And then Jenny, who is now openly on the market.
If you want to find her, she's Jenny KATWB. Slide
into her DMS and send her a I don't know,
a pick up on her, hit on her, tell her
how wonderful or.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
Maybe just listen to this next next segment and learn
what not to do at least, because I've got lots
of random dms coming in. Then I'm going to share
with you guys, and we're gonna play a little game
of is it real or not?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Okay, but they're all real. We'll do that.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Coming up next, Katie, let me know what's on your mind.
If there's something you want to hear, or something a
shout out or whatever, send me a text at KATWB
one five three nine to one.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
I think I do have a shout out that I've
got to do and I lost it. Oh. Here it is.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
Shout out to Daniel, good luck on your exams this morning.
That is awesome. And by I said, I love you
so much from Sesna. So shout out Daniel. We'll be
right back on KTWB
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