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June 13, 2025 • 14 mins
Dave tells us about annoying people at the bar, we anticipate new dogs, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Saving your carpenter man child, it's new.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Did anybody else's phone go off last night with an
alert like severe thunderstorm warning last night?

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It did not?

Speaker 3 (00:12):
Know?

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Yeah, in the way way West Burbs.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I guess, so it's uh it went off or like,
I mean that never happens. It turns yellow and it
flashes and it beeps, and my Apple Watch is going
off and it was like, oh boy, and then it's
haid severe thunderstorm warning and it never really got it, no,
you know, not really.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
My phone cut off like weird.

Speaker 5 (00:30):
This morning, I was jamming the music on the way
here and then it just like my phone cut off,
and so that music stopped, and I was like, what
the hell is going on?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
And today's Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
I don't know if I believe in that stuff, but
I was like, is this a little something, like a
little sign, little something's happening.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
M sure.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
So you're gonna die today, is what you're saying. Maybe, Oh, okay, well.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
You had a good run. Yeah you have.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't go skydiving, don't go cliff diving or hang gliding today.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
Don't do anything. Me and day watch Final dest and
they so we're just gonna sit in bed.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
We watch everything like we're watching a faucet drip going.
It's gonna kill us. He's gonna kill It's gonna kill us.
Today is a big day. We're gonna go look at
the dog Bernie later this afternoon. We have a one
o'clock appointment to go look at the dog Bernie. That
could be our new dog. And I think that we
got a fifty to fifty chance. We've never met him before.

(01:24):
I've heard he's a little bit shy. When he was found.
He was like a rescue. He was found like not
taking well care of and he was covered in poop
and mad at down and he had to shave pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Of fur and poop off of him. And he's a
little bit shy.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
But they say he's a good boy, and he's two
years old and he just looks so sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So if you meet him and he like runs up
to you, it's gonna be like instant.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
And and if he doesn't, then you know, they say
that if a dog, when you meet a dog, they say,
the best dogs are the ones that are more interested
in you than they are anything else. And that's what
we got with Josie We looked at Josie's brother too.
They were both puppies, and the puppy, her brother was
like running around the kennel looking at other things, and
Josie was like licking our face and was so happy
to see us. So she was the perfect dog. So

(02:09):
we'll see, we'll see what happens. But I had a
question for you. So when we had Josie, we'd take
her for a walk. We'd clip her leash to her collar.
But I don't see that as often anymore. I see
people with dogs walking their dog and they have like
a little vest, a little harness on and it clips
and it doesn't hurt their neck or choke them or whatever.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
So let me know. Is that a thing? Now? Is
that the standard protocol for walking a dog?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
I think it really just depends on the dog. I
don't know.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
It's like fifty to fifty with all the dogs I watch,
if they have a harness or not. Yeah, okay, it's
either that or they'll have one of those kind of
like choke collars, which I know sounds aggressive, like a
choke chain. Yeah, like, and it'll just stop them from
really really pulling you, because some dogs are very strong
that I watch. Yeah, I just literally can't. I can't
walk him. He's so strong. I just take him to

(02:58):
the dog park all the time to get his energy out.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
I can't. But it's so Yeah, I think it's like
fifty to fifty.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
Definitely with puppies though, or like younger dogs that aren't
as well trained, you see more of those harnesses, okay,
because I think it helps leash train them better distributes
the weight.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Yeah, sure, it's not on their neck. Yeah, Josie had
a choke chain and that was just what we did.
We would when we would take her for a walk,
we'd put the and and it's such a cruel word,
but when she pull, she'd go. He would choke her
a little bit. So she learned not to pull and
she and she got it. She was a good girl.
So and I heard Bernie is not leash trained really,

(03:34):
so we'll see what happens.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
And you got to give Bernie a break though if
he doesn't or he yeah, okay, if he doesn't run
right up to you, just because if he is a
rescue and he's shy, shy, he's going to take him
a second of warm up.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Oh so I would be.

Speaker 6 (03:47):
Like don't judge him in the net like the first
few minutes time.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
That's kind of what I'm looking forward to is winning
the dog over because if you've seen videos that'll show
up on your Instagram feed of they meet a rescue
dog and the little dog is shaking and won't make
eye contact in the corner of the kennel, and then
they narrated how they sit there with him and give
him little treats and then pretty soon he's their buddy.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Have you seen those videos? Yes, Orse, that's kind of
what I'm picturing with Bernie's.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
I'm so excited. I can't wait to hear about how
go is.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
I will let you know, all right, it's Friday.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It is Friday the thirteenth, but you could get very
lucky with the weekend tickets. We'll have our first pair
coming up at six thirty five this morning, then seven
thirty five, eight thirty five, nine thirty five, and Fallon
and Cole we're having. The show is tomorrowrow night. Anybody
in this room going to the weekend show tomorrow night.

Speaker 6 (04:34):
I debated asking for tickets because every once in a
while we are allowed to get some free tickets through
the radio station so I was debating asking, but I
have I'm TVD right.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Now, you should why not?

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm not just we're getting our foster dog tomorrow too,
so we'll have our hands full. Well, tell me about
your dog. Gave us coming tomorrow. It arrives tomorrow. We're
so excited. She is four months old, about seventeen or
eighteen pounds.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
I think.

Speaker 5 (04:55):
I guess we'll find out what breed she is tomorrow.
But I'm scared of all the things that you said,
you know, because she came from like a shelter where
she was just so scared and just shaking, and she
was sick, and she's no longer sick. I think she's
like upper respiratory infection but better than parvo. And you're
just fostering, so you'll hold onto the dog as long
as it takes. Yeah, we go to events like every
other week for like meat and greets for potential adoptions.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
But so you have to bring her along and that's
good social interaction for you as well.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
But there's a chance that could be foster fail immediately.
Who knows, well, I.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Guess you'll find out if you foster a dog and
then it doesn't work out.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
The dog doesn't like you, then you give the dog
back to the foster.

Speaker 5 (05:35):
But foster fail is like is when you just decide, okay,
I want to keep the dog.

Speaker 4 (05:40):
Foster fail is like, yeah, you end up keeping it.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Is that what foster fail is? No idea.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
We get text messages all the time. We always love
to hear from you. If youa text, whatever's on your mind.
This one ed says professional dog trainer. Here, I fully
recommend the front clip harness over a caller, less pressure
on the neck, less rest risk of sleeping out, almost
never recommend a flat collar for walking. And another tech said,
when I picked up my dog met her for the

(06:05):
first time, she did not like my husband.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
Now they are besties. Usually they adjust.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
I love that, all right, War the Roses comes up
in a second, Grab your coffee, brush, your teeth, do
whatever it is you're doing, and just make sure you
keep on KTWB for War of the Roses next.

Speaker 7 (06:22):
One on one point three kdwb U.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
We have a lot of teachers that listen to the show,
a lot of healthcare professionals, and a lot of food
service people that listen to the show. So shout out bartenders.
They did a survey, and they said, what generation gives
you bartenders the most headaches? We are looking at you,
Karen and Doug and boomers are the.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Worst at a bar. Why. They said, the seniors are
most demanding.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
They're picky about where they sat, the temperature of the boo,
how much attention they're getting, or anything else that gives
them an excuse to complain or skip on skimp on
the tip. Some seniors have implemented what they think is
an official, unofficial fourth drink free. It's like, okay, I've

(07:15):
had three drinks, I got my fourth one free.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
To make it up your own rules. I guess never
heard that.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
Maybe back in nineteen eighty nine that's the way it was,
but that way no move.

Speaker 6 (07:24):
I feel like it's the dad jokes, you know, it's
the like I hated it, Like how is your food plates?

Speaker 4 (07:30):
I hated it? You like bringing up must be free?
So the whole like, yeah, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Gen Z is newer to the bar scene, and they're
not quite as entitled. They're also less likely to get
blackout drunk. They're not perfect, though, Bartenders say gen Z
they don't run tabs, and they'll sit there and take
up a table for hours nursing one dream.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't think that's a generation.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
I don't think it's like specific to gen Z is
just a young person quality. Okay, so millennials did that
when they were that age too.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, sure, okay, that makes sense because you don't have
a lot of money. Yeah, but you want to sit
there and like have a drink with your friends, so
you'll sit there and take up the table. They also
struggle with making it order concise. For example, a large
group of gen Z orders their drinks one by one
instead of saying three Margarita's, two red wines, four beers,
and'll be like, what do you have?

Speaker 1 (08:20):
I'll have the cosmon let's see.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
And then it's also annoying because gen Z does the
photo ops for the gram so they're not as bad
as the boomers, they're just differently bad.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Gen Z is guilty of doing the phone eats first,
meaning you have to take a picture before you even dive,
like take a bite.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Never heard that? You never heard?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
What do you mean? Oh my gosh, that's how we
do that too.

Speaker 6 (08:44):
Tina's like the of that Tina that used to work
on the show Phone eats first, because she's like what
does that mean. It means that the phone takes a
picture first before you're allowed to eat. Oh, phone like
the picture, and then you get to start eating. So
like you're sitting across the table for me, Dave, you
don't get to touch your food intil my phone takes
that picture.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Phone to get Actually, I totally understand that, because you'll
have like the delightful little plate of sushi or a
delightful looking salad, and you'll be like, oh, we should
take a picure. But then if you dug into it,
it's like nobody wants to see your half eaten potato skins.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Just no.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You know what.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
I'm guilty about restaurants when they come over to take
our order, I'll be like, all right, let me ask
you a question.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Which of these do you like better? Or which one
do people order? I'm guilty.

Speaker 6 (09:25):
Sometimes I think that's fine because servers want you to
like your food.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
So I think it's important.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
I think if like they give a good recommendation you like,
it's great.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Susan does that all the times, like what is people's favorite?
Do you like the wings? Or do you think that
I should get the egg rolls? And sometimes the server
is new, it's your second day, and she'll, you know,
be like i'd lie. I've heard they lie and makes
up it up. All the prime rib is excellent. They
don't even eat meat.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
If somebody who asked me, I would just tell them
what the most popular thing.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Yeah, a lot of people will tell you the most
expensive things.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
So your tips bigger.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
So we're doing the sing along song of the day.
What suggestion are we gonna go with?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
I don't know. I'm gonna throw it out to you guys.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
We had shake it off Taylor Swift, Thrift, Shot Macmore, Spice,
APR Live, Spice Girls. I know we did a pretty
big throwback yesterday, so I feel like we had to
keep it a little bit more recent.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
So I'm not gonna put any of those ones.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
They're all good, they're all good. Let's go with this one.
Here's your sing along, feel good song of the day
to get you kickstarted. By the way, Taylor Swift is
in the dirt today because she did something.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
She did a thing with Travis Kelcey. Let's talk about.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
It from Hollywood right to your radio.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
It's Dave's Dirt on Katie w b.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
So Undercover of the Night The other day, Taylor Swift
and her boyfriend Travis Kelcey went out to watch Game
four of the Stanley Cup Finals.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
I saw pictures.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Yeah yeah, They're sitting there next to hockey legend Wayne
Gretzky and he had to explain the rules while she
sipped her adult beverage. Now, there's nothing sexy or salacious
about that story, but I had to fool.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
I was like, what did you do with me?

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Nothing? Nothing? Nothing.

Speaker 2 (11:22):
They say, Okay, have you seen Sabrinda Carpenter's album cover. Yes,
it's generated some controversy. The story basically is it's her
on her knees in a kind of an alluring position,
and she's standing at a man's feet and you see
the man from the waist down and he's holding her
by the hair like a dog on a leash. And

(11:47):
people are saying, is it sexist? Is it satire? I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Can put my two cents in? No, of course, I
know I'm a man, but I just I don't think
it's sexist because Sabrina Carpenter's whole thing is kind of
like screw them in in a way. But I feel
like Sabrina Carpenter's other whole thing is it's a bit.
Sabrina Carpenter's whole thing is, you know, doing like sexy
positions or whatever on stage.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
So I think it is all sat tire.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
She did the Eiffel Tower with a couple of dancers
on stage, So I'm saying I don't see. I don't
get that because I think Sabrina Carpenter's audience is younger.
There's a lot of like fourteen year old girls, and
there's a lot of twenty four year old girls a go,
but the fourteen year old girls don't need to see
Sabrina Carpenter and Lingerie doing Aniffel Tower on shake.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
That's her bit though, because one specific song says have
you ever tried this one? So then she does a
different sex position at each tour stop. So that's why
she did the Eiffel Tower in Paris.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, so her whole thing is a stick. That's why
I don't take her seriously.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
She doesn't do the Eiffel Tower at every single stop.
It's like a new one, like a new sex.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
A wheelbarrow at a different borrow.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah, I love that one barrow.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
All right?

Speaker 1 (12:56):
What else is going on in the.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Dirt biggest news to hit Hollywood.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Rick Moranis is coming.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Out of retirement. What for? What for Spaceballs Too?

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Everybody? After forty years? We asked what do the fans want?
But instead we're making this movie. Be with you. Mel
Brooks is still alive. I know it's not old.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
He's like in his nineties.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
He's definitely older, and so he'll be back in the
movie as well. And yeah, it's been confirmed. Rick Moranis
is coming back dark. I love Rick Moranis, so I'm
so excited for Spaceballs Too, which doesn't come out for
a while. But Josh Gadd co wrote the script and
he played ole Off in Frozen. He's really really funny

(13:43):
and apparently Kekey Palmer is going to be in it too.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
That's your girl.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, so underrated as an actress.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
She's so funny. She is so funny.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
I want to ask you because Vaunt recommended that show
straw the movie on Netflix, and I finished it last night.
I'm a little bit confused, and I'm not gonna spoiler anything,
but I'm confused by the ending and Susan and I
watched the ending last night and it was shocking. But
there was a flashback that didn't make any sense. I'm
gonna have to talk to you about it on the

(14:12):
A off the air tho what I'm talking about?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
Yeah, because I can't say anything about spoiling it.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Go out straw and then we will.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
We'll discuss off air and then discuss on air in
like three weeks, because then three weeks you should have
watched it.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Okay, that is dirt, brought to you by sixty one two
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Speaker 1 (14:27):
Coming back with weekend tickets.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Also, there's a woman who's like, the husband is doing
something in a marriage and she just found out about it.
Should she get a divorce? It is not cheating, It
is nothing sexual. It is something that she thought he
was doing but he wasn't doing it, and she's done
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