7am Hour - Broderick on Propane

Dave makes a prank call using the complaint generator, we ask you if you've ever walked in on your partner cheating, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
On Katie w B.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
Happy Monday. It's Katie w B. We're here to kind
of put you in a little bit better of a
mood and just let you know you've got four friends
that are hanging out here on the radio, and we
are kind of like your friends every morning, every morning. Yeah,
we don't take the last piece of bacon, we don't smell,
we don't drool on your pillow, we don't poop on
your floor. That's your dog's job. We are just here

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to be your friends and to make your morning a
little bit easier and also to wish happy birthday to
Andrew and Cocato from your family. Yes, Andrew eighteen years
old today, go and get a tattoo. Go to the casino,
get yourself a tattoo on my eighteenth you know, for
a tattoo. No, no, no separate trip. There's a comma

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in there. Yeah. Also, Baron is ten years old today,
the big one. Oh from Kristen and Cottage Grove. Happy birthday, Baron.
We are doing a request in dedications, So basically we said, hey,
use the talkback feature and let us know what your
request in dedication is. And if this kind of like

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turns into a thing. We'll do it every morning around
this time. Why not give some of your little shout
out little good news. Here is your request in dedication
on KATWB. Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I would like to send a shout out to my
best friend Crystal, and today I would like to dedicate
a song to her, the one that's that's my best
friend and she's a real bad bee because she is.
Have a good day.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I love you, and here you go. It's your request
in dedication on KATIEWB. Requested dedication on KATWB speaking to
Dojha Cat. You see her Taco Bell commercial. She was
in a Taco Bell commercial where it's like, I don't
quite get the theme of it, but it's like she
wouldn't leave the drive through because she wanted something for free.
But she wasn't an annoying like an annoying customer. She

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was just like, I'm gonna hang out here in the hedges.
They're like, I see you, Doja Cat, you can't just
hang out in the hedges. She's like, what, I'm just
hanging out in the hedges. They're like leave and she's like, oka,
she's a super Bowl commercial that they're running out.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
I know that they kind of start running some Super
Bowl commercials early.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
It could be it's pretty good, doja cats in there?
It might be a super Bowl commercial. Yeah, shout out birthday.
Adrianna is turning fifteen today. Happy birthday, Adriana. Thanks for
listening to KATWB been a little motivational Monday for you.
I really like this. When it's a Monday. Sometimes you
just need a little nudge to make you appreciate and think.

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And here we go with motivational Monday. Don't leave anything
for later. Later. The coffee gets cold later, you lose interest. Later,
the day turns into night. Later. People grow up later,

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people grow old, later, life goes by. Later, you regret
not doing something when you have the chance. So what
does that mean? Maybe call your niece or nephew, or
call your grandpa. Because people get old later, things change

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and you might regret not doing something when you had
the chance. So what do you have the chance to
do right now that you might not. This is why
people love living around their grandkids or whatever. It's like, well,
because I want to spend time with them, because they
grow up and once they turn about twelve or so,
they don't care about you anymore. Like, oh God, Grandpa's
on the phone. Tell him I'm sick, tell him I'm outside.

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But in the meantime, they want to hear from you.
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
There's your Monday motivation on KATIEWB. What's coming up on
the show, Jenny, anything good? Yeah, we're going to play
a little think Fast. Yeah, I like that game. We
like that.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
And then also Dave's going to try to prank call
a business.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Well, I love prank phone. Yeah, you never grow out
of when you're like eight years old or ten years
or twelve years old, and you do it because prank
phone calls are hard anymore because people don't answer a
phone that they don't the only ones that really is
a business. They're the only ones who will answer a
phone that you don't recognize anymore. And that's it. That's it.
So maybe we should call a business. Let's call a business.

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We'll do a prank phone call because they never get old.
We'll do that coming up on one on one point
three KDWB. If you need anything from us, send me
a tax to KDWB one and we'll be right back
one hour, commercial free. We'll kick it off with Think Fast.
That's coming up next on kdwb WB. Hey guess what
we are now one hour commercial free on KTWB with Dave,

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Jenny Bailey and Vaunt. Thank you for listening. A lot
of stuff going on. We have justin Timberlake tickets coming
up in thirty minutes, justin Timberlake coming to what probably
the X. Yes, he'll be here on February twenty fourth,
and we'll get more tickets for you. Coming up at
seven fifty. We have the ultimate ticket winner coming up
this morning a little lafter eight o'clock. I made a

(05:04):
delightful cash you chicken in the crock pot yesterday. Can
I get the recipe or see how you make it?
You actually can. You can see it on Dave Ryan
Dave Ryan Katie, but you'll be on Instagram and then
the link is on Dave Ryanshow dot com under the
Dave tab. So go check it out. Pretty exciting at
my house. Yes, how would you rate? Oh that that

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was an eight and a half eight and a half.
I've never given a ten. I've never given a ten
over here, probably eight and a half. All right. Check
out our weekend in five photos also on Dave Ryanshow
at dot com. We're gonna do a little random complaint generator.
So we have a little device here that will generate

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a three word complaint. Then I will call a business,
a random business and make a prank phone call as
an adult. Let's spin the wheel and generate a complaint.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
Oh, I'm I'm a I'm okay.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Let's do another one. Uh uh uh ohh So I'm
so lazy, I'm so infected, I am so what's it
going to be? I'm so uh tired. I can do that.

(06:32):
I'm so tired. So I'm gonna call a random It's
like a gas station that make this phone call on
Katie would be with a random complaint generator. I'm so tired.

Speaker 6 (06:50):
I have.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
My Hobbi Lisa.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
How are you good? Hi? Josh?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
How do you know it was me?

Speaker 7 (07:00):
I know my kids?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Okay, Okay, you know what's going You tell me.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
The world of craziness. Man, I've had it rush this
week with Rebecca and a car wreck and all, but
we're making it. Tell me more about that, and I
miss you.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
Come on, tell me more about Rebecca because I don't
know the whole story.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
She was going to court and she was going too fast.
The rights and split off into her zane and suit
her back or collar bone? Real soda?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
What was she going to court for her.

Speaker 7 (07:32):
Stuff that's been going on? Hey, I have someone right
with you on that, Profie.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, but tell me more because you know what im.

Speaker 6 (07:42):
But it.

Speaker 7 (07:44):
Six any one that stuff with her and her baby's daddy,
because I just.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Woke up and I'm feeling I'll be honest with you,
I'm not hungover, but I feel like you ever feel
that you're hung You're not hungover, but you feel like it.

Speaker 8 (07:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah, So what happened with the what's the latest with him?

Speaker 6 (08:00):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (08:00):
I don't know. You never think I shan't keep me
informed on all that.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Well, how are you doing?

Speaker 7 (08:06):
I'm doing it? Are you needing Broderick though? For real?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (08:10):
What are you needing Broderick for anything?

Speaker 1 (08:12):
No?

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I just want to call and say hi.

Speaker 7 (08:14):
Okay, because I was going well, who's.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
On pro paane today?

Speaker 7 (08:19):
Him? He is? So when you're coming back?

Speaker 2 (08:24):
When do you want me to come back?

Speaker 7 (08:26):
Are you going to stay there forever?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
No? You know I'm not staying. No, I can't stay
for it, you know me. I'm a nomad.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Come home, we ma, we mess you.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I'm a nomad. I'm here, I'm there.

Speaker 8 (08:38):
What are you doing?

Speaker 7 (08:38):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (08:39):
For real, I'm doing good. Yeah, I'm just tired.

Speaker 7 (08:41):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Like I said, I'm not hungover, but I feel like
I'm hungover.

Speaker 7 (08:45):
That's what happens when you party like a rock star.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
What's going on? We know it? Well, you tell you
tell Broderick. I said, Hi, I love you.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Okay, Oh well, I love you.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I Josh, Okay, bye.

Speaker 7 (08:57):
I got to get together and go have some fun
this summer. Hell yeah, we will, Hi, buddy.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
All right, love her bye.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
So confused at first because I thought you were like
her legitimate son. And then I realized I think she
was talking about coworks, like she's probably like the mother
of that gas.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Guess, so wow. But she thought I was Josh. I mean,
one of the chances I sound just like Josh if
he loves this coworker.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Evidently she don't know her kids at all.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I don't know if that's her. I don't have At first,
I thought that she thought it was her son called,
and then I'm like, oh, I didn't want to reassure
her that her son's okay, in case Josh wasn't okay.
It's just Josh or coworker.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
He's in.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
No, mad he's here. When did you come back, Josh? Yeah, Roger,
he's on propane today. Random complaint generator On Katie w B.
Let's do a little think fast Amazing. Bailey J is
hosting today. Bailey choose from the pool of contestants. We

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have Jenny, who's spent the weekend snowboarding in a camper
van in the Upper Peninsula. We have Vaunt, who is deeply,
madly in love with a girl named Alyssa. And this
year sometime I'm thinking a trip to wedding daytime.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
And then you have me.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah who really just really no mad.

Speaker 6 (10:18):
No, he's here, He's there, He's everywherehere. Okay, let's have
Vaught and Dave play today.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Let's go.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Okay, so this is a new kind of think Fast.
We'll see how it goes. I thought it would be
smart and interesting.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
So in this thing fast, I'm going to name a
musical artist and you will name a song title from
that musical artist.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Easy, peasy start.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
Can I tell you real quick if you want to
watch the magic go down in studio, we are live
on YouTube right now Dave Ryan TV. We're on camera.
You can play thing fast along with us on your team.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Cool. Yeah, Bailey's waving at the camp waiver. He waved
the camera camera. Hi Mom, Okay, there we go, all right,
good luck, good luck, David.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I will name an artist. You name any song title. First,
Backstreet Boys, everybody, all right, Dave, tell me why that's
not the name?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
All right? Next artist, Spice Girls want to we Yes?

Speaker 6 (11:12):
Oh okay, Hey, wow, see it's not as easy as
you thought, Dave, because you're going all right, justin Bieber baby.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Wow, that was so fast, spot.

Speaker 5 (11:22):
I was waiting for Bieber all right, Dolly Parton, Yes, David, Okay,
I like this round.

Speaker 2 (11:29):
This is creative, Bailey. The first creative thing done in
the show since War the Roses, and that's been twenty here, okay,
I name the artist, you name the song title the Beatles.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Help, I don't know, gosh, okay, I'm not choosing ones,
just that you don't know?

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Let me lock in, okay, lock in.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
Justice for Ready Sabrina Carpenter taste Yes, good, okay, Dave's
at four vaunts at two. I name the artist, you
name the song title Elvis how Dog Yep? All right,
Dave's at five on set two. Next artist is Winnie Houston.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I will always live you.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Yes, this is like a different version of lyrics shuffle,
which I always lose.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
Also, gosh, I do have an advantage a catalog in
my mind.

Speaker 6 (12:22):
I'm saying, yeah, well, font knows music. Okay, I name
the artist, you name the song title. Your next artist
is Eminem lose yourself. Yes, all right, vont has three,
Dave has six. This is game tale for Dave. Al right.
Your next artist is Taylor Swift stio it Oh okay,

(12:45):
I heard sla Oh sorry, what the heck.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
Was drunk last night? That joke?

Speaker 6 (12:52):
Your next artist is Lady Gaga bad romance?

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Yes, five, now coming back? Wow?

Speaker 6 (13:00):
All right, I named the artist, you name the song title.
Dave's at six, sponts at five. Your next artist is Insick.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Bye b bye. Whoa.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
That's a tie. Yeah, that's the tie. All right. Your
next artist is Michael Jackson. Very body, I say that
that was fond so we're tied. Six. Oh wow, comeback wow? Okay.
Your next artist is Beyonce.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Hello, justice for vunt, Justice for vun.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
You don't need justice, don't need this is the justice.
See Okay, this is the just good job.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
You know, I'm a good sport Yes, shake my hand,
I'm gonna keep your car. I am a good sports
show's nice job, Nice job, guys.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
All right, it is Katie w B. Time for the
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Let's do the dirt. Here's the call yesterday when the
chiefs are you going to the Super Bowl? Trying for
a three piece?

Speaker 9 (14:30):
About those?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's all I'm talking about.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
Is that that dough head Travis Galty definitely with him.
But he is a dough head. I just wonder, well
you would because he could. You're a lot of woman,
and he could roade house you because he's a big
guys like six foot six. Taylor Swift is like five
foot eleven, so we could also wrote house her. Here's
the problem the conversation afterward.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Yeah, O, we got any the Oa sausages.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Taylor, you shouldn't eat those. Those aren't good for you.
Oh you can eat this doughhead. He's a dope. That's
exactly what my want my conversations to sound like. We
like partner.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
Any kind of sexual innuendo that can come out of
a conversation, give it to me. That's how Andrew and
I as conversations always go, I'm hungry.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
I'll give you something you can eat. Yeah, that's you
know what, that's funny. That's a good bit. Yeah, it
is a good bit, all right. In other is it
too soon for a Jimmy Carter death joke? Not for
Saturday Night Live? Here we got ladies five four three.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
Two froggy froggy Hey, Jimmy, Jimmy Carner, Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Visually what's going on?

Speaker 4 (15:48):
And we're on a bungee jumping thing? Really you saw too, right,
And basically they were doing different things. So you know,
you're on a bungee and you're doing a froggy position.
Then Jimmy Carter, they all just like laid their.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
Flat play basically, Yeah, people are really mad at Timothy Shalomey,
but he's just reading a Q card.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
Someone else wrote.

Speaker 6 (16:06):
That joke and he's reading the joke and people are like,
how dare he? And it's not he didn't write that.
He didn't come up with that. I don't think we
need to be mad.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
He also knew it was coming during the rehearsal after
they did it. That was edgy. It's Saturday Night Live.
I mean, that's what they do. Grammy nominees Aerna Carpenter,
Charlie XCX, Billie Eilish Ray and Shakira are confirm performers
for this Sunday ceremony. So if you are winning that ticket,
the ultimate ticket, which we will draw the winner at

(16:35):
eight ten or so today, be listening. Do you have to?
We should make it so you have to listen and
hear your name, so when we call your name, you
got to call in to win.

Speaker 4 (16:47):
Feels like we probably should have been talking about that
ahead of time if that's how.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
It was gonna work. They're also trying to get Lady
gag On Bruno Mars to do their number one song
Die with a Smile, that is nominated for song at
the Year Grammy Awards this Sunday. Nominees in Best New
Artists category Chapel Roan, Teddy Swims, Doci, and Benson Boone
also are performing. So you talk about a concert that

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KADWB is sending you to to the Grammy Awards. So
remember if you signed up and you did that talk
back for the ultimate ticket, then we'll call a name
it about eight ten, So make sure you are here
because this could be a big, big win for you.
You only gonna watch The Bachelor tonight on ABC season
twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, oh my gosh, this is the best news ever.
Andrews out of town. I have the house to myself.
The Bachelor's gonna be on. I haven't had a show
to watch recently, so I need to find something.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I haven't been watching anything. We've been watching out Last,
which I think is staged and set up, but I'm
not really sure. But yeah, that is on tonight.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
That's the one where they sent out a bunch of
people of the woods and then people like you form
a team and then they like bow out when they
feel like it.

Speaker 2 (17:55):
Yeah, they shoot a flair when they're done. I didn't
like the first season of it really.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
Yeah, I just feel like, I don't know, it's like
attempting to be alone, but like an easier version.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah, it does seem a little bit shirt up. I'm
not really sure.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
We're getting the Twin City season of Love is Blind
on Valentine's they see Yes, I am so excited. I'm
so excited for Love is Blind.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
We also have an end with someone who said that
they filmed at their restaurant, so we're going to reach
out to them to get all the dirty dates when
that starts airing.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh wow, okay cool. Also tonight, NBC's got a retrospective
of musical performances of fifty seasons of Saturday Night Live,
and in three weeks they'll do a three hour live
show for their fiftieth season. Fiftieth season that is amazing.
Yet another ditty documentary tonight, If you're not burned out

(18:42):
on the tails of the freak offs, one thousand bottles
of baby Oil and death threats, four hour fall of
ditty in two hour segments on Investigation Discovery on back
to back nights. If you're into that one, I guess
you can't call it a weight loss anymore. Because Lizzo
is now calling it a weight release goal. Have you
heard about this? Oh my god, you just got to

(19:03):
be careful of everything you say, just because everything you
say is wrong, and if it's not wrong now, it
will be wrong next week. Over the weekend, she posted
another update on her health journey. Three months ago, she
announced losing over sixty pounds. This month, she wrote, I
did it. I reached my weight release goal. I haven't
seen this number since twenty fourteen. There is apparently a
movement in the wellness community to use the word release

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rather than loss. One you grieve and the other you
allow to happen. And I've never heard that.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I've never heard it, So I feel like Lizzo's making
that up and she's trying to make it a thing.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
I don't know that it's Lizzo necessarily, but it might
be just the weight loss community. I think it's if
you want to call it a loss, then it's a loss.
If you want to call it a release, then they're okay,
that's fine. Honestly, the release just sounds like you're pooping
or something. To me. That doesn't really sound hellom. Weight
release for the week Movies this weekend Number one Flight

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Risk number one. Moose Mufasa was number two. One of
them days was three, so good Sonic the Hedgehog four,
Mawana two was it number five. I saw Baby Girl
over the weekend, which was very odd, and for the
first twenty minutes you go, what is this movie about?
I'll tell you what I saw on Friday. Remember I

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went home early on Friday because my voice was shot,
so I was quiet, and I watched a movie with
Kevin Spacey. No, not Kevin Spacey, Richard Gear. It's called Arbitage.
You guys ever heard of this. It's a ten twelve
year old movie where Richard Gear is this really high
powered like stockbroker, hedge fun guy, billionaire, very rich. But

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he's got a mistress. So he takes his mistress on
a little road trip and twenty five minutes into the movie,
something so shocking happens that you're like, oh what, I'm
not going to spoil it for you got terrible names
called Arbitage. Is it on Netflix? It's on Netflix? Yeah, No,
it might be on Prime. Check it out your look

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something to watch. Really enjoyed that one. And Super Bowl
we already mentioned that one, So we will talk about
the LA fires they're getting a ton of rain now,
did you guys know this? Yes, it's like down pouring
in La right now.

Speaker 10 (21:16):
Now.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
They're worried about landslides. Yeah, gosh no, they really can't
catch a break. So officials are advising residents to prepare
for potential flooding, heating, evacuation orders, and avoiding contact with
polluted runoff. So yikes, And that is the dirt on

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k d w B. When I left on Friday. I
don't know if you heard the show on Friday. I
just couldn't speak. It was like just talk line. It
is horrible. He sounded like Batman.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Was terrible.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
So I left early and I made a joke on
the way out. I said, I better call Susan and
let her notice send her boyfriend home so I don't
walk in on them. And we laughed, you know, blah
blah blah. The funny thing is when I got home,
there was a car pulling out of not making this
making that up, but I want to ask you a question.

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Have you ever walked in on your partner with someone,
like with someone either in bed or they're on the
couch and they're half naked or does this only happen
in the movies. I was cheating on my girlfriend Kathy
in Las Vegas one time with a girl named Dawn.

(22:34):
Kathy walked in, she had a key, and I wasn't
I was just on the couch with her. She was
just over, but it was close, you know what I mean.
You were touching hands. We were probably touching hands. And
I remember Kathy went to the bedroom and she got
the Christmas or the birthday present that she got for
me and took it and left because she was She

(22:56):
was du and so I deserved it. Yeah, but what
about you? Did you you ever walk in on somebody
who was cheating on you? Does this only happen in
TV shows and movies?

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I don't think it does, according to TikTok, because there's
things like couch guy. I'm sure Bailey and maybe know
what I'm talking about. It went viral where it's a
lot of times like college kids going to surprise their
partners and they go to different schools and this girl
walked in on like a dorm room or something, a
bunch of people hanging out, and she walks in and
this guy like has his arm around a girl on
the couch and immediately like gets up awkwardly, like wasn't

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expecting her because she surprised him, and everyone was like
that was so awkward. He was clearly like hitting on
that girl at the very minimum, if not already like
banging her. And it's all on footage. But the girl
the girlfriend walked in still being.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Like, oh, it's so good to see you, and people
are like, something's fishy here.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, it was super awkward, and there's multiple videos like
that where it's like surprise, I'm home from from college. Oh,
just another girl.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
Okay, So definitely is a things like couch guy was
trending on TikTok for a very long time after that happened.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
If you have walked in on your partner cheating in
various states of undress, or maybe they were under the
covers or over the bathroom sink or whatever it was,
I want to hear your story. Hopefully the pain has
left you and now it's kind of like something you
just shake your head at. Send a text at KATIEWB
one five three nine two one that's in the short code,
or call and we can talk about this six '

(24:27):
five one nine eight nine KATWB.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
This text says when I was a teenager. I was
dating a boy. We lived in a house together. At
age eighteen, I went up north to visit my family,
but while I was there, I had a really bad
feeling in my gut. I decided to drive six and
a half hours home just to find him in bed
with another girl.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I was right, that gut feeling. Man, that intuition.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Wow, there's another text, But he said, I walked in
on my on the mother of my children, and a
guy was holding a pillow to his waist.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
He's like covering up with a pillow. Yeah, Like, oh
yet nothing to say. You get a story about this?
Call me sixty five one nine eight nine KTWB. There
are actually a bunch of them. Can I read this one?

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Please read walked in on my boyfriend of three years
and my mom canoodling in the kitchen during dinner.

Speaker 7 (25:15):
Done.

Speaker 6 (25:16):
Never spoke to either of them ever. Agash, that's a
wild I.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Will tell you that that happened in my family. Really,
I told you this story before, and I not get
you too specific, but somebody in my family. The daughter
went to work. They lived right next door to each other.
The son in law came over and was hooking up
with the with his mother in law. Oh, daughter comes

(25:43):
back because she forgot something or whatever. I don't know.
She come back, walked in on her mother and her husband. Wow.
And the couple stayed together for a while, but she
has not spoken to her mother since.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
God, if I walked in on Andrew and my mom
noodling in the kitchen, you never seen.

Speaker 2 (26:04):
Me get mad, But boy, would I get mad? What
would you do? You know? Do you triumphantly say ah,
I see you? Or do you say you two are disgusting?
Or do you turn around and walk out? I'd say
what the blank? Yeah? And then I'd started probably being
like how long? How long?

Speaker 6 (26:23):
Start?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
How long has been going on? Right? A bunch of
text messages we're asking have you ever actually walked in
on somebody that you were seeing and they're hooking up
with somebody else? Here is one about seven years ago,
hanging out with our good friends. They're all drinking. So
then I went to let the dogs out and talk
to the other husband. Came back in. About thirty minutes later.

(26:47):
My husband was on the couch with the other wife
bent in half. Wow. There's one. I didn't catch him
with somebody, but I did catch him taking an intimate
picture of himself. I walked in the room and he
was taking the picture and tried to convinced me that
he was taking it for me, even though I was
there already and I knew. Yeah, that didn't last long.
All right, give me your story and we will do.

(27:12):
Tell you what we'll do. We'll do the dance party
and we'll come back and read more of these on
Katie w B. If you want to call, that would
be the best if you called. Do we have somebody
on the phone. Yeah, yeah, okay, let's check and see
who we got here. Melissa, Hi, Melissa, Melissa, Hello, Hey,
we're on the radio. Melissa, are you there? I am okay, Hi, Melissa.

(27:34):
Tell me your story about walking in on somebody.

Speaker 8 (27:37):
Yeah. I was in on my sister and my boyfriend
in an intimate act, not exactly having suck a year later,
and then about a year later, she gave birth to
his baby too.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
That was your sister.

Speaker 8 (27:57):
That was my sister.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Did you ever speak to either of them ever? Again?

Speaker 8 (28:03):
I have to because I also have two of his,
three of them.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Oh oh wow, my gosh. What did they do when
you walk in? Did they go? It's not what it
looks like or what did they do?

Speaker 8 (28:15):
You know, it was so long ago. I don't remember
too much except for I started throwing stuff at them,
and then I remember him grabbing me, stopping me.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Wow, so your kids are not only cousins with your
sister's kid, but also half siblings.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh my gosh, right, wow winter winter chicken dinner. You're
okay now, though, Melissa? Right? I am, yeah, okay, good
she turned out. Yeah, you know, it's like dodged the bullet.
Get out of that me. We got Mike on the
phone here. Mike, we're talking about walking in because I
was joking on Monday or Friday. I said, I'm leaving home,

(28:53):
leaving I gotta go home early. I don't feel good,
I said, I made a joke about Oh, I got
to call Susan tell her to send her boyfriend home
before I get home. And then we said, has anybody
ever walked in on their partner hooking up with somebody else? Mike,
good morning. What's your story, Mike.

Speaker 10 (29:07):
I came home from a business trap walked in, looked
in my bedroom. I saw some jeans on the floor
and go, that doesn't look right. And also I hear
a shower running. I walked in the shower and there's
a gentleman in my shower. So I grabbed him by
the throat, put him out of my outdoor patio the
street three stories high, and held him there until my
buddy came over, and then we put his clothes on him,
and we took him down to his tour work and

(29:28):
dropped them off.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
Oh my god, that was a bad afternoon for everybody. Everybody,
But like, that's ballsy for your wife. She left him
there and he wasn't even she wasn't even home. That's crazy.

Speaker 10 (29:42):
The bad party is when you dropped him off his work,
her work. Everybody's looking at me like they already knew
the guy, and it's like you're always the last one
to know.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
The truth. You're doing okay now right, Mike?

Speaker 10 (29:55):
Oh god, yeah, I got over real quick. I'll keep
the house and kicked her out.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Okay, got my man? All right, Good morning, Candace, tell
me your story by hearing short. Yeah, we're here, go ahead.

Speaker 9 (30:09):
Okay. So I had rode up with my dad to
go with his girlfriend at her apartment. And I showed
up and we walked in and my boyfriend at the
time was hooking up with his girlfriend at the time
on her coach.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Your boyfriend was hooking up a dad's girlfriend. Correct? How
did they Did they even know each other?

Speaker 7 (30:31):
Well?

Speaker 9 (30:31):
I was dating my boyfriend for a while at the time,
and my dad was with his girlfriend at the time
for like a decade or more, so, I mean we
got to know it for a while. So yeah, they
had separated and moved out, but we're still together. And yep,
showed up at her apartment and they were having fun

(30:53):
on her coach.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What was your reaction? What did you do?

Speaker 9 (30:56):
I walked out and I was kind of like, you've
got to be kidding me and my damn had stayed
in and my dad goes. I didn't know what to
say except for what are you doing? But we both
had just left and we.

Speaker 7 (31:09):
Ignored their phone calls. We just foll were done, just done.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Yeah, I'm sure they called to say, O, I'm sure
you do right? What else can you do? Thank you? Candace? Wow,
I we got a bunch of text messages too.

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Hold on one second, sure walked in on my now
ex wife with an foreign exchange student.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Sent them on their merry way. Lord, So the foreign
exchange student had to go back to Denmark or somewhere
this Texas.

Speaker 6 (31:37):
I once walked in on the boyfriend that I was
living with in relations with another woman on the couch.
I turned around and left without saying anything. And when
I did talk to him, he said that he wasn't
doing anything bad, but that she was choking on a
piece of cheese and he was just trying to get
it out.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
What a quick lie, they thought of. Oh, I think
he had time to think she left. Yeah, she surprising
a bunch of tech messages. We had time for a
couple of more. We're going to do the Monday morning
dance party on KTWB.

Speaker 6 (32:04):
This one says I walked in on my boyfriend at
the time, and we had been dating for seven years.
It was with a girl we both met on the
same day. He was on top of her as I
opened the door. I didn't care. I packed my stuff
and left the door open for all of his family
members to see and yell at him, asking.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Who is that girl? Oh? Some great stories, thank you
very much. I think my favorite was the one where
they locked the guy out on the balcony and dragged
him down her work straight out of a movie. Yeah, Wow,
all right, thank you. It's time for the Monday Morning
Dance Party. Get you move a little bit. Monday Morning
Dance Party on one oh one point three k D

(32:39):
doble ub A couple of you last about the podcast.
Why a couple of hours weren't loaded on Friday? Well,
we hit delete by accident. No, no, we didn't anyway,
Like it was like we meant to hit save and
we hit delete instead. I don't know, just some problem
with technology. There's something wrong with the platform.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
And I thank you for reaching out to me because
I am the person who uploads the podcast, but it
is out of my hands. I do not know what's
wrong with it, but all of the people who can
potentially fix.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
It are in the know. You try to phn it
off and turn it back on. I did that a
thousand times.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
I can't even tell you how much time I spent
trying to get this podcast.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Bailey was texting me at like eleven pm Friday night
giving me like updates and stuff, and I was like
barely just well revisited in the morning.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
It's okay, Yeah, try we try. But thanks for thanks
for caring enough, carrying enough to listen or thanks for
carrying enough to to care. I'm working on.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Good one.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Here we go just in Timberlake. You're gonna put down
that bottle long enough to do a show with the
Xcel Nurkey Center. You just now noticed. If you want
to go, then I will get you take us right now.
We're gonna play a little game called reunion or not.
I don't I don't know the context of this one,

(33:54):
but they were all except for Joey Fatone. They were
all backstage at some show or something like just over
the weekend. Did anybody else see this at his show? Right?

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I feel like they were in the crowd and I
saw a video of him. He's like mouthing. He was
like why did you text me? Like I would have?
And you could see them. He's just on stage before me.

Speaker 2 (34:10):
Okay, so they were all so reunion or not where
you play a little game here, you're gonna call the
show six five nine eight nine KTWB. You're gonna be
super enthusiastic that you might get to go to the
justin Timberlake show. I will give you three groups of people, bands,
TV shows, whatever you tell me, whether there was a
reunion or not. So the way it's gonna work now

(34:33):
the first one in sync. Has there been an in
sync reunion? No one, No, no, fortunately not. It might happen,
or it might not. Has there ever been a Beatles reunion?
Because they split up about ten years into their whole act?
Did they ever reunite anybody? No, we'll start off with

(34:56):
that one. When we get you on the phone at
six nine eight nine, k to be you get three
of them right, You're gonna go see justin Timberlake at
the Xcel Energy Center, and okay, we'll do it again
next hour. By the way, in case you missed this time,
but right now, Lisa is on the phone. Hi, Lisa, Hello,

(35:20):
good morning. What'd you do this weekend? It was fun
that we could be jealous of what'd you do?

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Played pickleball for a couple hours?

Speaker 2 (35:28):
That does sound kind of fun. I am jealous. How
are you at pickleball? Are you getting better? Lisa?

Speaker 8 (35:34):
Yeah? I think I'm pretty good?

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Okay, es Yeah, I never got better at pickleball. I maintained.
I was pretty proud that I could figure out how
to keep score. That was about as good as I got.
I can keep score, and that's really about it. It
is hard, Yes, zero zero one. What does that even mean?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
That means you're the first server on your side and
at zero to zero already lost me?

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Okay, here comes the reunion or not? Lisa? You ready?

Speaker 8 (36:00):
I'm ready?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Beatles? Did they ever reunite?

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Or no?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
No, that is correct? Okay, new Kids on the Block. Yeah, yeah, one?
What you're not there yet? One? One? Okay Destiny's Child?

Speaker 6 (36:26):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Yes, okay, which one? She listens to the show. Clearly
she knows to Dave's silence could mean something else. No, No,
the correct answer is no. You're going You're going to justice.

(36:49):
You got a full life, you really do. You're you're
playing pickup ball all the time, you're listening to the
best radio station. You're on the radio. My god, you
won tickets and now you're gonna go see justin Timberlake.
What else could go right for you? Lisa, I'm a
good day at work. A good day at work ain't
gonna happen, ain't gonna know, No, it's gonna be It's
gonna be great. Hey, Lisa, congratulations, thank you for listening,

(37:09):
and we'll have another pair coming up next hour at
about said about eight fifty or so on Katie WB
right now, though, get your little friend Von Tavius, Carl Carl, Carl,
little friend, and it's gonna stir the pot. Okay, what
do you got?

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I am so sick of paying for water? Like what gives?
Water is one of God's one of the only necessary
creations on this earth. Why am I paying for it
everywhere you choose to?

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Yeah, because you choose to. You don't have to, But
I do.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
Though.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
If I want water at a hotel, or if I
want my water bill on in my apartment, I have
to pay for it, and I'm sick of paying for it.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
Well, you gotta pay your water bill. You have to
pay for water at your apartment.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
It's like a set rate. It's not like as as
you use it. But yeah, am I being Am I
being ripped off? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I never paid water in my utility is bareley? Do
you pay water? I don't know what, because they gotta
They gotta fund They got the chlorination and the purification
and the aquification and the heat and the distilleration and
that type of thing. They gotta pay for all that.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
What about at a restaurant, why do I Why don't
I get a courtesy cup? You do you do some places,
I don't. I'm not gonna call any places out particularly,
but they'll make you pay for a cup of water
because they'll think you'll go take the cup and use
it for soda or anything else at the missione.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Oh well, if it's a fast food place, yeah, so
what are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (38:29):
You talk about like a restaurant, Sit down the restaurant now,
I'm thinking about fast food.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Most places. If you go into like if you go
into Panera Bread, I'm pretty sure you're like, I just
want to water. They'll give you a cup and they'll
point to the water dispenser. It's like a little cup.
So you're not getting you know, like diet Pepsi refills.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
I don't pay for air, and I need that to because.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
It's already there. It's already there. Water should be too,
water is you know what? It's just not though. If
you want to go outside and dip in a retention
pond and get water, you're welcome to it, but it's
not going to be very good water.

Speaker 1 (38:55):
I'm just a thank God for the men and women
that purify our waters.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Otherwise we'd all be sick. We don'll be drinking beaver poop.

Speaker 6 (39:05):
You know, I don't know what places you're going to
that charges for a cup of water unless you're saying,
can I just get like a cup for soda and
I'm gonna fill it up with water and like, unless
you're explaining it stupid when you order it. No.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Sometimes there again, I'm not gonna name any particularly, but
there are some places that'll I'll say can I get
a courtesy cup? And they'll be like, oh, the smallest
one is X amount of money.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Honestly, I don't say a courtesy cup, just say can
I get a cup for water? I'm kind of surprised
you're that like hung up on water? Aren't you rich?

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Why would you think of you see, I'm wearing sweatpants
right now, Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Yeah, but aren't they designer sweatpants?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
No, Bailey, but you were like just talking about how
your family went to the Poconos, Like, I don't think
it Isn't it in like the Caribbean or something?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
The old mountains?

Speaker 2 (39:51):
No mountains where island?

Speaker 1 (39:55):
If you think I'm rich, you don't know me at all.
Pomodoad Mountains in was that Pennsylvania Mountains?

Speaker 2 (39:59):
Yeah, they're in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 6 (40:01):
Were they fancy mountains. No, why are they called the
Pocono sounds Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Well, you Bailey, the island probably a native term from
way back in the day. It's not like Bermuda, Santo
Santa Santa Monitor, Saint Lucia, Saint Lucia. No, it's the Poconos.
Are not in the Bahamas.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
When you brought up the other day that you went
to the Poconos, I was like, Wow, they bougie, going
on like island vacations.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I would say, compare the Poconos to maybe going to Wisconsin.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Dell's yes, because we went to Kalahari the resort because
they had one of Wisconsin, but they had one in
Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
I really thought that it was an island.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
But there too, great there too. I have to pay
for the bottles of water. That might a resort or
a hotel if they have the complimentary bottles of water.
But if I drake, I have to pay. It's a complimentary, but.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
You don't have to. There's plenty of pure, like fine
tap water everywhere you go. People are like tampwater is
full of plastics. Now it's not. It's fine. It's full
of iron. It's good for your blood. Yeah, it's good
for your blood. Yeah, they got minerals and stuff in there.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
I don't think anybody should have to pay for water.
If you want, like us, if you want one of
the fancy brands of water that they sell at the airport,
then yeah you should pay something. But for basic human water,
we should be entitled to that for free, even if
I'm at an airport.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Uh, text messages Vaunt is right, he says, some places,
especially in stadiums, they will not give you a free
cup of water. There's a water fountain though, Yeah, every
stadium's got water fountain, right, yep. Or a bathroom with
a faucet, yeah, your stick your face under the faucet,
bring an empty cup, you bring like an empty water bottle.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
I don't think they'll let you do.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Yeah, in a stadium, they won't. Not in a stadium.
Empty want your pain for the staff that work at
the plant, filtering, fixing, in the maintenance.

Speaker 1 (41:49):
So that's why water is. There's a water bill for
your house. I'm not just saying I guess so sure,
but I don't know. I don't have an argument. I
don't have to pay for air so I shouldn't have
to pay for water or something else. I need to survive.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Somebody text me and saying, Jenny is thinking of the
Miconos Islands. Is yeah, in Italy or Greece or something.
I don't know. Well, someone else did say that Poconos
are islands. Are they island? No, they're not their mountains,
They're mountains that I'm rich.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Because poc As soon as you started bringing up the Poconos,
I was like, Wow, my trips were to the Wisconsin
ELL's growing up and bonds over here, going to all
inclusives in an island in the Caribbean.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
I mean it is pretty if you google it. I mean,
it is a nice little mountain range that Jenny, seems
like something you would actually enjoy. You be an adult
and not know the Poconos are mountain range and you too.
Shame on the both of you and the school you
went to. Where'd you go to?

Speaker 4 (42:44):
I went to and and tea just about that part
of the United States.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Okay, hey, oh interesting, Okay, I looked it up.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
I just looked up Poconos Islands and apparently it's a
fictional archipelago, a caipelago, archipelago, of tropical islands in the Caribbean.

Speaker 4 (43:02):
Fictional fictional, Okay, but at least there's other people out
there who thought it was also an island. Because if
it's that big that people are saying it's fictional, that
means other people think it just like me, not alone, stupid.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Gosh on our YouTube live because we're streaming on Dave
Ryan TV, I said that I shouldn't have to pay
for water most places I go. And somebody said, if
you have. If you go to Mall of America, most
of the food places only have bottles of water to buy.
They won't give you a water cup. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
You know water fountains all over the mall. Do they
quit your fussing where by the bathroom and then you
take your bottle and you stick it under there one
of the ones yea, And you put your bottle into
there and you wait for it to count like you've
saved another plastic bottle.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Well, that should just be available everywhere, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Make it a mandate. We might be thinking of Coco
Mal the Beach Boys song Cocoa. We're still talking about
We're talking about bottled water in the Poconos.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
So this person on Reddit it says vacationing in the
Poconos is kind of interpreted in the exact same way
as vacationing in the Bahamas. So that's probably why Jenny
and I thought the Poconos were islands.

Speaker 1 (44:10):
I'm over here on a soapbox about painful water, don't
we go down to pocon And they're so like mad
because they didn't know what the Poconos was.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I didn't get over that. I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
Where is it Pennsylvania, Yes, Pocono Mountains, Pennsylvania. Yeah, I
had no idea nothing about it whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I used to want to go when I thought it
was an island. Now sounds dumb. Now I don't want
to anymore.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
Cro