7am Hour - Concrete Shoes

We talk to Anna, who found something strange in her boyfriend's house, No Phone Screener Friday, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We really have a just a I mean, it's we
laugh at it, but it's really it kind of sucks
Bailey's whole toilet story. Really, I really think there's got
to be an attorney out there that can help you out,
because I you know, it's like you're looking at Bailey's
toilet doesn't work. She cannot go to the bathroom or
take a shower in her apartment. And it's like if
that was like if I worked at a restaurant, say

(00:21):
I worked at Denny's and the toilet in the bathroom
didn't work, that'd probably be illegal. Yeah, So I don't
think that they can legally have you. You know, you're
tolerant of a little inconvenience, but when it's like taking
days and days and days, there's got to be something.
And you're looking at the least going, I don't think
there's anything in the lease about it. I don't think
it's in the lease. I think it's in the law
right in Minnesota that says, hey, if you can't provide

(00:44):
your tenants with adequate bathroom sanitation facilities, you owe them something.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, And I've looked a lot of people have sent
me a lot of really good stuff in like with
the law, but of course it's in like legal jargon,
so I try my best to like understand it. And
from what I understand, my landlord does owe me something,
either a rent reduction or technically he should have offered to.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Put me up in a hotel.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
But like, I don't want to leave my cat because
my cat pays rent to so like I'm not going
to leave that dude there by himself. So I don't,
I know, I like, I have plenty of people who
could watch him. I just it's my house, Like I
don't want to leave, like that's where I live, you know,
I just want it to be over. And had he

(01:30):
hired a like certified plumber, they could have done it
in like two hours versus these like dopey handymen that
I've got.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
And I'm sure, like the handyman they have qualifications.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
But I'm literally on day four of not having a
toilet or a shower, and it's exhausting.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
There's dust all over my apartment.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I know what he like, I know what he owes me,
but he's going to stick to it being my fault
that this like pipe situation, this whole clog situation is
my fault. But like I've never once flushed something down
the toilet.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
That's not meant to go.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Even if you did, things happen, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
I could get drunk and stumble into my refrigerator and
break the door off, But still it's my fault. I
screwed up. They they might still have to fix it.
I'm gonna I know two attorneys, okay, Steve Terry from
T s R. Injury Law.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Great, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I also know I know. Well that's the problem. I
know Heimer and Lammer's six one two injured.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, Well we also we know a couple more. We
know Jonathan po.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
Law, and I also know Russell from Nickolay Law. Yeah,
they also do like accident loss. So I don't know
if those people.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Are gonna help.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, Jerry, my uncle Jerry is a retired attorney, but
he is like eighty Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Yeah, he's gonna have to get his glasses on and
be like, I don't know a lot this.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, but I talked to my dadd yesterday and he said,
I will likely just have to take the l on it.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
No, you're not, I'm going to You're gonna wanted.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
I'm ann put that thing into jadge jad GPT and
be like, tell me how to legally say this so
it sounds threatening but not in a threatening way. Yeah,
and it's gonna make the landlord help you out.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
My dad's gonna be like, you got to you gotta
make it so you're both on the same side and
be like, hey, this has been really rough for me,
and I know it's been really rough for you to Yeah, yeah, yeah,
And so is there any way that you could, like
maybe reduce my rent because I really hate living here.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
You threaten him, you get that TSR.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Guy, No, because then he's gonna find a way to
kick me out of my apartment and I like living there.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh now you really assume I don't get Tyler and
Lamber's on the case. You're gonna wrap up, guys. We
got other things we gonna cover, including Katy Perry tickets.
So Katy Perry tickets right now on Katie. It'll be
We're gonna tell you a little story and then you
have to answer a question about this story. So Bailey
is going to tell you a story, and then there's
some details. Listen as closely as you can catch some

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of the details, and then you'll call in and answer
a question.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Ah daybreak in Las Vegas, the sun rises over Mandalay Bay,
and last night was a blur. Katie and her friend
Miley needed a taxi because they were so hungover.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
But they were so broke.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That the second the taxi stopped, they fled. As Katie ran,
she lost her fake id, Miley lost the hotel key,
everyone lost their flip flops.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Where did all of this yellow glitter come from?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Katie didn't leave the night with an Elvis jumpsuit, but
she ended up in one, and Miley has a nineteen
eighty seven class ring on her ring finger.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Wait did they get hitched?

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Well, time for some gambling dirty looks.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Left and right, especially when they order Mike's hard lemonade
at ten am while sitting at the Buffalo Gold slop machine.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Well that's what you get for waking up in Vegas?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
All right? I love it?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
So what is your question that you have to know
the answer to to go see Katie Perry? I should
have ready to go wake agin upas all right?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
What is the question is what year class ring was
Miley wearing?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I know it.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Because I wondered why it was that year? All right,
Now we're gonna go through the phones here and get
a winner. Six five to one, nine, eight nine, katwb.
If you get it right, you're gonna go see Katie Perry.
Even if you don't want to win, you're just proud
of yourself because you've got the year right, then listen

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to see whether you got the year right.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I've got some big shout outs to do.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
It's Mother's Day weekend, and I want to do some
shout outs, but some mama's shout out to my wife
Courtney for her twenty seventh and she is in the
car from She's in the car from seven thirty to eight.
I'm gonna be flat out honest. We don't make appointments
for shout outs. We do them now or never. Yes,
So if you say, can you do a shout out
tomorrow morning at eight thirty, you think I'm gonna remember
that tomorrow morning at eight thirty, The answer is no.

(05:45):
But shout out anyway. Shout out to my mom Kathy
for Mother's Day, from her favorite daughter and her grandkids, Ellie, Emma,
ava Eva, Charlie, Peyton and Jack. Shout out to my
niece who gave birth April twenty seven to her first baby.
She's had a little boy named Orson. I love that
her name is Raven. That would mean a lot. Shout

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out to trout Lake Fire Department. Shout out to Nathaniel
fourteen years old. Love Mom and Liz. This is Mary
from Wisconsin, headed back home from work. I want to
give a huge shout out to my daughter Kimberly who
is graduating with her biomedical degree. From you w River
Falls tomorrow. Love you, so proud of you. Shout out

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to sister Jada, she's getting her wisdom teeth pulled today
like a big girl. And Alex who is turning twelve
on Sunday, and a couple of more. There's a lot
of shout outs today Kyrie who ran his first ten
K when he turned ten years old. And shout out

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to wedding Shade. Shout out to my beautiful cousin Jessica
from bridget In Somerset. So there you go, and I
think we have a winner for Katie Perry take us
and if you miss this one, don't worry. We have
another pair next hour on KATWB Hi Jamie, So you
heard the story a little while ago.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
Bailey's got a question for you.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
What year class ring was Miley wearing.

Speaker 8 (07:10):
Nineteen eighty seven.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
W whew, she got a good job.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
You gonna go see Katy Perry at Target Center coming
up on Tuesday night.

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Have a good weekend, Jamie. Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
We'll be right back with on Katie WI me. First
of all, more Katy Perry took us in about an
hour or so. We're gonna talk to somebody who listened
to this. She's got a new boyfriend and she's being nosy,
and she's rooting around the house and I don't know
where she found that. She found seventy five thousand dollars
in cash in his house, new cash, not like it

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doesn't look like drug money because it's new cash wrapped.
She counted it, Oh, seventy five thousand dollars hidden away.
She has a question for you, what did she do
when she found it. We'll talk to her coming up
next on kat Will you be hang on you be?
I get to call the shout outs before we talk
to this woman on the phone about what she found

(08:05):
in her boyfriend's house. That's coming up in a minute,
But first shout out to Ashley on the first anniversary
of her thirtieth birthday today, love from your family. Ashley
Dave gave us a shout out last year for her
dirty thirty. Have a great day and thank you. Listen
to this boy's name. His name is August and they
call him Augie. Oh is that great?

Speaker 4 (08:23):
I just love that.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
That's cute celebrating birthday number five tomorrow with his five
nights at Freddie's themed birthday party five nights at Augie's.
And also shout out to mom Amy, So thank you
for those always love doing shout outs on the radio.
What is the name of this person? Is she going
by a fake name?

Speaker 6 (08:40):
But she is.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
We're gonna call her Anna.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Hello, Anna, you're on the radio live on Katie WB
And first of all, let's hope that your boyfriend is
not listening, but he probably doesn't listen to Katieble you be.
I don't know why not tell me about what happened.
It's a new relationship. How long you've been seeing this guy?

Speaker 8 (08:59):
Well, I've gotually just and seeing this guy for about
a month now, okay.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
About a month, and so he's gone one day you're
at his house.

Speaker 8 (09:05):
What happens, Well, he's got like one of these really
old houses, and I was just kind of like walking
throught throughout the hallways, and I saw that, you know,
in those house houses, they got like those laundry shoots.
And I won't lie, I was being nosy, so I
you know, opened it up to see, you know, what
it was all about. And I saw a shoe box
in there.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Like okay, like crammed in there.

Speaker 8 (09:25):
Okay, yeah, and it was like one of those bigger shoeboxes.

Speaker 9 (09:29):
So yeah, I.

Speaker 8 (09:30):
Looked into it and I saw these stacks of cash,
like clean stacks of cash, wrapped up straight from the
bank type cash like okay, super clean, Okay, a lot
of money.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
And you counted it up.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
I did it with seventy five thousand dollars of clean cash.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Wow, okay, hanging out in the launder shoe Now, what
did you What went through your mind?

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Anna when you saw this cash?

Speaker 8 (09:59):
Well, what went in my mind was he better not
ask me to split the bill.

Speaker 6 (10:03):
After that, I.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Was a little shell shocked. But now I'm just over here,
like do I have to say something to him, like
is he in like Narco? Or is he like I
don't know, is he only could swish like a jewelry robber, Like,
it's crazy, we just keep seventy five thousand dollars tasks
in their house.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
That's a bad idea because if your house burns down, Boom,
there goes seventy five thousand dollars. Somebody breaks into your
house and gets nosy like you, and they like look
in the laundry. Shoot, boom, there goes seventy five thousand dollars.
Now you first thought is he's a drug dealer. Now
I don't know much about drug dealers except what I
watch in the movies. Yeah, and usually it's like crinkled
up like dirty money and there's cocaine traces all over it.

(10:45):
But this looks like it's clean. I'm gonna guess you
probably didn't check the serial numbers to see if they're sequential.

Speaker 8 (10:52):
You know, I didn't really get to that.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
I would have wait, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (10:56):
That means the serial numbers are in order, like you know,
X YJ two one T three four one two three
five one two three six one two three seven.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
I would have no idea to even think about looking
for that.

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I think that's a thing when they're like newly minted
from the bank. So they're newly minted. They got the
little wraps on there like you see in that uh
in the money emoji on your phone.

Speaker 6 (11:15):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Sounds like Ocean's a lapt in kind of situation here.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Well, does he do anything fishy? Does he? I mean,
does he have a job?

Speaker 8 (11:24):
Yeah, he has a job. And you know, we've only
been together for like a month, so I can't really
say I notice all his day in and day at activities.
But like he does present himself to be just like
a nice, normal.

Speaker 4 (11:35):
Guy, normal guy. Does he overspend?

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Does does he have like a green a lime green,
lambeau or anything kind of out of the income area.

Speaker 8 (11:43):
No, nothing, nothing that sticks out quite like that. I
assure you.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
It could just be a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
It could just be like, you know what, there are
people who think, you know what, the banks will fail
one day, and I want to have my cash on hand, right,
But I don't know. Should she ask him about it?
They've known each other for a month. What if he
turns dark? What if he says like you found what?

Speaker 9 (12:06):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (12:06):
God?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
And then he drives you to a lake and asks
you to go conus. He drives you to a lake
and he asks you to go canoeing in the middle
of the night and he's got a concrete block in
the boat. Then then things get a little bit scary.
What would you do, Jenny, that's so much money.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
So personally, I feel like I'd be really sketched out
and think that he was doing something sketchy because I
know plenty of people who keep a lot of cash
at their house because of yeah, because of reasons, like
they think something might go wrong with a bank or whatever,
so they just like have a decent amount of cash.
But I'm talking like a few thousand, not seventy five thousand.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Yeah, So I.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Feel like I wouldn't want to be associated with that
because then it's going to come back to me and
then I'm going to be an accomplice of whatever kind of.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Sketchy thing they're doing.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
So I would not confront because then he knows, you know,
when he takes you to the lake lake.

Speaker 4 (12:55):
Yeah, take you to the train station.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, what do you think you should do?

Speaker 4 (13:02):
Anna?

Speaker 8 (13:04):
I don't know. You guys just scared me. Like I'm
sitting over here, like do I bring to his attention?
Do I go canoeing?

Speaker 3 (13:11):
There's just so many.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Here's something weird, and I doubt this is the truth.
What if he doesn't know about it. What if the
previous owner stashed that there, died or fled the country
and doesn't know about it. But I would think anybody
going through their house, if he's lived there a while,
he's peaked in the laundry, shoot, I would have right

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at the corner.

Speaker 8 (13:35):
I'd like to think so, But I uh, I don't know,
Like I really want to bring it to his attention,
but you guys just really stressed me out, you know,
with the option to do that. So I don't know,
but I think I'm gonna have to just maybe put
it in the back of my mind now and maybe
everything presents that suspicious, then I'll bring it up to
him or the police, who knows.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
That it's probably completely innocent.

Speaker 1 (13:59):
And there's a lot of text messages coming in that
say there's a ton of people who keep him a
massive amount of cash in their house, either it is
safe for a shoe box or anything along those lines,
because it's their emergency cash. That's a lot of emergency cash.
I mean, maybe like two thousand dollars emergency carriage, but
most people don't have seventy five thousand dollars in cash

(14:22):
that they would. I mean, you could get it if
you got that in your you know, in your bank
or whatever, you can get it and take it out
in cash.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
And maybe he's just one of those people.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
Does he have like a bunch of bottled water in
the basement or does he have like a bunch of
food in the garage?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
And I'm kind of being serious.

Speaker 8 (14:36):
Uh No, he's not like one of those doomsday preferree
type people.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Okay, that's what I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Yeah, seemingly normal.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Well, this text says it's not really an uncommon thing,
especially if you own your own business. You have to
have that extra money to even run the business. But
like in a shoebox in the in the laundry, shoot,
it just seems like a weird place to have just cash.

Speaker 5 (15:00):
I must couldn't say that you should do a background
check on him.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
That would be smart.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Start there, do an innocent I don't know if you
spend like money on that or what. Do a little
background check, you know what, we could have we do that.
The master of that, Steve O from the Dave Ryan Show.
He found so many people by poking around on the Internet.
He's like, oh, I mean he found my nephew Mike. Yeah,
he found his entire prison trial everything.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
So I would say, if you want to do a
background search, we could probably have Steve do one.

Speaker 2 (15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, and I'm not I'm not joking. We can probably
get back to I'll talk to Steve over the weekend. Yeah,
and see if Steve will come up with something on
Monday morning. Okay, but in the meantime, lay Low, don't
say anything because he's going to take you canoeing in
the middle of the night and there's going to be
a cinderblock and a rope in the pote.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
Oh okay, don't say anything. In the meantime, have a
good weekend.

Speaker 8 (15:55):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Hey, you bet check dates on the bills. That should
give some indication how long it's been there. I mean,
if they're from like nineteen eighty four, then that's obviously before.
I don't know how old the guy is, but she's
having like what she was like thirty or.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
Something like that, not that not that oldkay. So yeah,
A lot of a lot of people are saying, hey,
if he doesn't trust the government, maybe this is normal
emergency cash inflation could be an inheritance from a deceased relative.
But then this person says, my mom has fifteen thousand
dollars cash in her home, but it's in a safe.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
That's what's so, it's just the spot that's weird to me.
Put it in a safe.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
Put it in a safe. Yeah, but then people like,
we'll look at it. Somebody breaks in there, like, oh
it's a safe, let's take the safe.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Yeah, maybe get like a more you know, covert, a
covert safe, because then if your if your house burns
down and you're safe, is made of lead.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Does lead burn?

Speaker 2 (16:48):
No?

Speaker 1 (16:48):
Safes are meant to be fireproof yea, yeah, they don't
make him out of car not fireproof a laundry shoe. Yeah,
but that's true. Here's another thought. Somebody said, we'll wrap
this up with this thought. If you tell him, he's
going to be annoyed that you were snooping around. But
I don't think she was snooping. Yeah, just curious. I'd
look into laundry shoot toos Like I love old houses.
They have so they have so much character, and you

(17:09):
think about like the families that used to live there,
insince each house has its like own history. I would
look there too. So anyway, I'll tell you what. I'll
make your promise. Listen on Monday and maybe we'll get
you on the phone on Monday to tell us to
have Steve O do a background check.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
He'll do it for free. He's a he's a genius
at this.

Speaker 8 (17:27):
Okay, Anna, all right, Okay, I'm a little nervous.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, I don't blame you.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
All right, we are gonna do Dave's dirt and then
we're gonna get into no phone screener Friday. It is
guess that TV mom for a two hundred and fifty
dollars Metropolitan gift card. All coming up on kd WB.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Right now though. One on one point three kd WB
Wolves one last.

Speaker 10 (17:52):
Night, Minnesota Temple Wolves come back with an answer and
they were spots in Game two and they win it
one seventeen to ninety three.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Okay, Game the three is I want to say tomorrow nine.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
Are they on the road tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Yes, road.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
There's a new Pope Lapache sia Quanto tivoid. And then
of course the late night hosts have to talk about this.
So here's a little clip.

Speaker 11 (18:24):
Well, guys, here's some big news.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
History was made today.

Speaker 11 (18:27):
As the Vatican just elected the first ever American pope.
Don't worry not him. His name is Robert Prevost and
he's going by the title of Pope Leo the fourteenth.
You can it, Tali he's American because he stepped out

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on the Vatican balcony and said, new Pope, who dis
and I.

Speaker 6 (18:51):
Go that path?

Speaker 12 (18:52):
How there have been so many popes named le Leo
didn't even sound like a pope name. Sounds more like
the altar boy who got high and ate all the
Communion wafers. So congratulations to him.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
This is an historic era we are.

Speaker 12 (19:05):
We have an American pope and a Russian president. Isn't
it incredible?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
The thing about becoming pope is that you have to
leave your old name behind.

Speaker 12 (19:14):
Which works out great for him because I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Prevost is also the name of a weight loss medication.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, kind of funny. A couple of shout outs. Shout
out to Betty Joe's dancers, wish him good luck on
the recital this weekend, especially all the seniors. Shout out
to mom Cathy, who finished radiation treatment this week and
got to ring the cancer free by that's a big one,
and then there's another kind of a serious one. Shout
out to my friend Laurie, her daughter has surgery to

(19:41):
remove a brain tumor today. Please send positive vibes for
her this Mother's Day weekend, so my gosh. And one
more birthday shout out. My daughter's turning nine on Sunday.
Her name is Aileen, Eileen without the End, and she
loves the Dave Ryan Show, especially the Daily Bailey personally
not my favorite, but I'm glad you liked that one.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Kiley.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
We've been trying for Katie Perry tickets all week and
been listening religiously, so she'll be excited to hear her
name on the radio. Let's see what else is going on.
I watched the last episode of You last night.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Forever changed No, and I will.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Tell you, and I'm not going to give anything away,
trust me, no spoilers.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Now. If I said, oh, the ending is so good, that.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Would maybe give something away, or if I said the
inding was good, that might give something away. So I
will flatly say the ending is good period.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
It did not make me go good.

Speaker 3 (20:37):
That sad And this is the end of the series.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Correct correct move though feel definitive like did it feel
like an ending of a series?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
It did?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Actually, yes, okay, yes, and I'm not going to say
anything more than that. Yeah, but it was definitely the
final season because they've run that show into the ground.
I'm so tired of Joe. Who was it that said
that he looked like, no, what need of money?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
It looks like the kid who brings your groceries out
after you like order them online.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yes, yeah, and that's exactly what Joe looks like. And
I just she says, I want to poke his eyeballs out,
and I got to that point too, and Susan's like,
stop complaining. I'm like, he just drives me crazy with
his quiet little narration. I had no idea that Bronte
loved me as much as she did. She is my heart,
and shut up, joe yad yes, and don't forget Mother's

(21:28):
Day is on Sunday. I know you're ready for that one.
And I got to give you a little bit about
the Nintendo Switch to now. The release is still expected
on June fifth, and they're trying to figure out if
the tariffs are going to drive the price up or
drive demand down. But it is coming out on June fifth.
I absolutely would love to get a Nintendo Switch too,

(21:51):
And I don't know what the changes are, but I've
got to have the new Nintendo switch.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Got I gotta have it. You got the regular switch? Right?

Speaker 6 (21:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (21:57):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I have a PS four. It's the only operating system
I own.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
What do you play Stardu Valley on? Is that what
you played on?

Speaker 11 (22:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:05):
Oh really? I had no idea?

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Okay, and that is going to do it for the
dirt on KDWB. Just a quick couple of little Mother's
Day things. Some places offering some sweet discounts and special
items for moms this weekend. Denny's is offering a breakfast
in bed deal for Mom all weekend long. Customers can
get ten to thirty bucks off when ordering breakfast online
or on the app. Use the code word mom Day.

(22:29):
KFC is doing make Mother's Day more finger licking good
a free delivery on all digital orders so you can
send dinner to your mom. Panda Express got a family
meal for thirty bucks, which is enough for five people.
When you order with the code thanks mom Basket Robbins,
you use the app and get five dollars off of
special Mother's Day cake and earn extra rewards points. Jimmy

(22:51):
John's will deliver free if you use the code hot
digit four moms Hot four Moms at checkout. Crack your
Barrels offer twenty percent off gift cards for moms, and
I Hop is a twenty percent discount on pickup and
delivery orders for Mom. And dirt is brought to you
by six Yet two Injured Himer and Lamber's Injury Law.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
And now.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Getting right into no phone screen or Friday. Now we've
laid down a couple of new rules, right.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
Yeah, yeah, I was gonna say we were supposed to do.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
A little gift card giveaway first, Well let's do that.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
Okay, kill kill the music. Here we go, kill the music.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Stop that.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
This is going to be named that TV Mom, right yeah, okay,
name that TV Mom. I this is the last day
we're doing. This is for a really cool two hundred
and fifty gift dollars gift cards for Metropolitans.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
And the Metropolitan. They're in a Dina.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
You can go there for laser hair removal. You can
go there for botox, jubiter, laser treatments, moxies, halos, all
that good stuff. Pretty much anything your heart desires that
comes with making yourself look beautiful.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Do you want to go old or really old? TV Mom?
Let's do really old, really old classic TV Mom. Now
this is a show everybody knows, but you might know
the mom. If you do, call me at sixty five
one nine nine K would be the first person through the
right answer looks like.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
A feed an army.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, well with six kids, I've got an army.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Okay, there's some clue in the context right there, yet,
feed an army.

Speaker 13 (24:18):
Yeah, well with six kids, I've got an army six kids.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
I got six kids?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
What TV mom has six kids? Let me know six
five one nine eight nine KDWB. A couple of other
little things here. A fishing opener is this weekend, and
that means, like, you know, everything's gonna be out on
their boat out on Lake Malax and Minnetonka.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
It's supposed to be really hot this weekend too, so
apparently the fish are supposed to be like, you know,
ample ample yep.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Would you describe the supply of fish as ample this?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Ample yep.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I always see people fishing on Cedar Lake and Lake
of the Isles, and I I don't ever see them
catch anything.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
They just stand out there with their at all.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
I know the same thing.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I saw this dad and his two adorable little boys
over in chan Hassen the other day. They were fishing
out of a retention pond and I wanted to tell
him they ain't no fish in that retention pond, but
I didn't want to like spoil their dad. Yeah, And
I walked by like ten minutes later and they were gone.
Apparently no. But it was a notable because there's a
little boys there on the and he's holding this little
Scooby Doo fishing pole. He's got this little bobber. They're

(25:23):
bobber fishing, and the dad's got a bucket just in
case they catch a fish. And I wanted to say,
you know what, Lakemanawashed has got a fishing pier and
you'll catch fish off of there, But I didn't want
to be that guy. So there's probably no fish in
a retention pond. Have we talked about retention ponds long
enough to stall for this?

Speaker 4 (25:40):
I think we have.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
We got somebody on the phone, uh Anika Onnica, ye
hi Honica. Where you came from?

Speaker 8 (25:48):
Glen Coe?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Okay? I love glen Coe.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
All right, what's the best thing to come out of
glen Coe Highway to twelve. Thank you, thank you, thank you, Anica.
But what, well there's you also? Who is this TV mom?
An army?

Speaker 12 (26:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:06):
Well six kids, I've got an army.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Okay, one more time. Who is it Carol? Carol Brady?

Speaker 7 (26:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (26:12):
What gave it away? The six kids thing or the voice?

Speaker 8 (26:16):
Well, when you said it was an older mom, I
kind of had an idea.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Yeah, exactly. All right, Hey, good job. You get a
two hundred and fifty dollars gift card to the Metropolitan.
Are you a mom yourself?

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Yes?

Speaker 8 (26:26):
I have four kids.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Oh my, what are you guys doing for Mother's Day?

Speaker 8 (26:33):
I actually have no clue.

Speaker 4 (26:35):
Do you think the partner and the kids have got
some plans for you?

Speaker 8 (26:39):
I kind of doubt it. But that's all right. We
don't really do much.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Just hang out, spend some time with the standary.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Well, happy Mother's Day and enjoy your gift card. Anica,
thanks for listening.

Speaker 8 (26:51):
Thank you, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Now No phone Screener Friday on KTWB Bailey run down
some of the room rules please if you will.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
So on No Phone screen or Friday. The rules that
we adhere to are no shout outs. We love your
shout outs, we want you to text those in, So
no shouting out your school play, you're you're the place
where you're selling lemonade on the side of the road.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, all of that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (27:18):
You have to be over sixteen to or no, yes,
over sixteen to be on No Phone Screener Friday. You
have to have a plan when you call in, so
not just saying hi. And if you break any of
these rules, we have a hockey horn that we.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Play as a violation. Yeah, did I miss anything?

Speaker 1 (27:38):
I think no swearing, but you know that people know
that because we have the dumb button. So we don't
worry about that too much. So let's dive in. We'll
go as long as this takes it that we never
know what to get what we're gonna get. Hello, Katie
w B. You are the first caller on No Phone
screen Er Friday.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
What is your name?

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Nathan?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
And bea Nathan and bea yeah, what's up?

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Heyo?

Speaker 7 (28:01):
Was just asking me what happened with Jenny and her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
They are no longer together. Now I've heard that he
is a drug mule and he's on the run. No,
that's what I've heard. He's a drug mule. He's on
the run, and he's right now between Columbia and Houston, Texas.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
He grew on one of those mustache that's totally on
the ends.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Other than that, your guess is as good as money. Yeah, okay,
fair enough.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I really don't know. Yeah, I have an asker. I
want to know, but I have an asker. But I
know they're no longer together.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
No, phone screener, Friday, you're up next, you're on the air.
What's your name, Kenny Penny?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 6 (28:39):
I have a joke for you guys.

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Okay, I'm sorry. No, No, we got a rule.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Oh do you think he sounds too young?

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, I'm sorry. That's the rule.

Speaker 1 (28:48):
You've got to be at least sixteen years old. And
we give that rule in advance so we don't hurt
anybody's feelings. So that's just the way it is. Yeah, hello,
Katie WB No, phone screener, Friday.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
What's your name?

Speaker 7 (28:58):
My name's Tyler.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
What's Tyler? Well?

Speaker 7 (29:01):
I just wanted to say that Sunday is not only
Mother's Day, but it's also the beginning of police officer
appreciation or it's like police week.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Would you like it?

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I'm going to come by and give you an oily BackRub,
would you like that?

Speaker 4 (29:16):
Tyler?

Speaker 7 (29:17):
Well check on that. But you know, but you know,
I appreciate your support, Dave, And yeah, I just want
to put that out there.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (29:29):
We we so appreciate the police, We really do, because
they do everything from show up first at a traffic accident.
They're the ones who see all the things firsthand. They
are everything from counselors to mediators to defenders. And it's
a rough job and a lot of people don't appreciate
it until their boat gets stolen. Then they're You're the
first call they make when their boat gets stolen, though,

(29:51):
right yep.

Speaker 7 (29:52):
And we're there when you know you poop your pants
and you're intoxicated.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Classic what happens to me all this time?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Tyler. We appreciate you and all the cops listening. Thank you,
Thank you? All right?

Speaker 1 (30:05):
Katie, you eat no phone screen your Friday. You're on
the radio. What's your name?

Speaker 9 (30:09):
Hey? This is Marie.

Speaker 4 (30:10):
What's up Marie?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
Hi?

Speaker 8 (30:13):
I just wanted to check it on my girl Bailey.
How's the whole bathroom situation doing?

Speaker 10 (30:18):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Man, it's rough. I still don't have a bathroom.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
So I'm on day full, day number four and night
three without a potty. Wow, oh god, Yeah, it's rough,
but it's I don't know.

Speaker 3 (30:30):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (30:32):
I really just wish it wasn't happening at all so
I wouldn't have to deal with that.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
He you can't imagine. It's like not having electricity in
your house. Yeah, you know, everybody has a potty in
their house and you have electric You take it for granted.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
I miss washing my face and my hair and like
I do in the kitchen sink, but it's all all
my stuff is in a box that they just threw
it all in a box and tossed it in my bedroom.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Have you peed in the kitchen sink beyond?

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I have not?

Speaker 4 (30:55):
Okay, I have you thought about it?

Speaker 10 (30:57):
No?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
I walked to the public bathroom on the beach, so
I p there.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah, Nail, you're sick.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Thank you. Marie.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
By the way, six five one nine eight nine kd WB.
Can I tell you I feel a little bit bad
about the kid they called in with a joke. Yeah,
because like I'm a dad and I feel bad. But
that's the rule.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
What if it wasn't a kid, What if it was
just a young sounding woman.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
It was a kid? Well, then she gets it. She
sounds young.

Speaker 3 (31:20):
Yeah, Okay, she sort a deepened her voice.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Right.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Hello, I have a joke, KATWB, no phone screener, Friday,
you're on the radio. What's your name? Okay, we'll move
on to the next one. KATWB, You're on no phone
screen or Friday? What's your name?

Speaker 8 (31:36):
I'm Jenny, Hi, Jenny, Hi.

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Dais a couple of things. First of all, I have
been listening to you since I was a teenager. I
am in my forties now, so if that makes you
feel old, it makes me feel old too.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I love it, seriously. People tell me that all the time,
and I love it. Thank you for listening all these years.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Jenny.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Just move back to Minnesota back in November, and you
were one of the first things I turned on when
I came back, and it's just like going back to
my UITs. So thank you for that.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Thank you all the new people. You guys are great.
There was a week where Dave was out and I
totally Jenny Bailey Vaughn, you guys were incredible. I'm really
picky about what I listened to as well, So just
throwsing that out there. Second thing, I'm not trying to
keep you, Dave, just so you know, in case you
didn't know, the star IDs are not required for flying

(32:29):
anymore for domestic flights. They announced it late Tuesday night.
We details please, Yeah, So the secretary of I'm sorry,
the air Transportation whatever, can't remember her name, she announced
Tuesday night, just hours before that star ID for domestic
flights was supposed to be implemented, that it would not
be affecting domestic flights. So that is what they announced

(32:53):
on Tuesday night. Everything changes every day, so I would
just triple check on if that's even like a thing
that needs to happen anymore. Wow, especially for you, Dave,
because I know you travel a lot. And number three, Dave,
you and I got a little bit of a beef. Okay,
back fifteen years ago, you did this tegment where you
had people call in to tell you about their e

(33:15):
fact that they had on Ambien and I caut you
and I told you about how how I was hallucinating
and it made me hallucinate, and I was talking to
some Leprechaun, evidently in my living room, and you called
me crazy.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah well yeah, well yeah, well you are crazy.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
This happened, but I obviously don't take it anymore. But
I just thought it would be fun to kind of
rehash my fifteen year ago beef with you, Dave, because
I love you guys, and thank you for my drive
to work every day. It makes it so much better.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
You know what I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
It's people like you that make getting up at four
thiring in the morning all worthwhile, because I think there's
such a connection with radio people. You have radio people,
and then you have podcasts, and you never get to
interact really with the podcasters, as delightful as they might be.
And I listen to podcasts all the time. But with
radio people, we live in the same city. You call
the radio station, you win prizes, you go to our concerts,

(34:13):
you win tickets.

Speaker 4 (34:14):
There's just a connection.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
You hear Bailey's poop story or Jenny's boyfriend story or
my RV story or whatever it is, and then it's
like there's a connection that you just don't really get
from anything else besides radio.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Hey think is it? Jenny?

Speaker 6 (34:29):
I'm Jenny and I love you guys. Have a really
really great weekend.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
YouTube day made.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
Thank you Jenny Katie w you be no phone screen
or Friday?

Speaker 4 (34:37):
What's your name?

Speaker 14 (34:39):
It's your girl?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
What's up?

Speaker 2 (34:42):
So?

Speaker 15 (34:42):
I don't know if you know this, Bailey being a
former and Over in, but I'm so excited because we
are finally getting a Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
And a Starbucks on the same corners for Andover.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, it is big news for Andover. Yes, corner of
Answer and Cross Town. I know where that is.

Speaker 8 (35:02):
Yep, they are building a Chipotle and a Starbucks right
next week.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (35:07):
Oh my god, high schoolers will.

Speaker 6 (35:09):
Be winter Chipotle dinner.

Speaker 4 (35:15):
No phone screen for Friday? You're up next? What's your name? Tody? Cody?
What's up?

Speaker 5 (35:21):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (35:22):
I am calling to give the public a little PSA.
So my husband and I we have twins, and the
amount of times that we are asked if after telling
them this boy and a girl, if they're identical, is astounding.
Boys and girls cannot be identical twins.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
Good to know, see I would have done the same thing,
making stupid conversation and be like, oh, good to meet
you too.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
These are your kids? Yeah, that's what are their names? Cody,
Hallie and Finley.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
And the great names. By the way, I would have said,
there are they identical? Because I am trying to make conversations.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, so I would say it probably is a joke
because I know now. But then apparently people don't know that.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Apparently people ask you this, People ask you this, Kurt regularly.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Right, yes, like all the time.

Speaker 16 (36:09):
It's crazy And the way that I have to like
hide on my face that I'm thinking like, hmm, you
did not pay attention in biology.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
No, see, I would say something stupid. Also, Cody, I
would be like, oh, they're twins. How do you tell
them apart?

Speaker 11 (36:21):
You are?

Speaker 16 (36:21):
You are so welcome, Thank you, Cody.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Katie able to be no phone screen or Friday. What's
your name?

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Hi, Dave, this is Jamie Hi Amy.

Speaker 8 (36:32):
Actually it was my daughter Kenny. We didn't know you
had that rule that called earlier.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Yeah with the joke.

Speaker 8 (36:39):
Yeah, so we have a joke for you because we
know you love jokes.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
I love jokes.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
But we'd had to have a rule because people complained
that we had too many young people calling in just
to be on the radio. And they would be like hi,
and I'd say like hi, little mackenzie Hi, and then
I'd say, what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Nothing?

Speaker 1 (36:57):
So that's why we have the rule. We still love kids? So,
oh what did I miss? What was the joke?

Speaker 6 (37:02):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (37:03):
So what do you call a sleepwalking nun?

Speaker 9 (37:05):
What a roaming catholic?

Speaker 4 (37:09):
Catholics? Do you get it? All right? Thank you?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Appropriate for today?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
Day you too?

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Okay, Katie w B. No phone screen or Friday. A
couple more calls? What's your name?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Ste Steve? What's up? Hey?

Speaker 10 (37:26):
Just want to.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Remind everybody this weekend that the left hand lane is
for passing only what I.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Thought it was. I thought it was for texting. That's
the texting lane. Is it that the slow down in
text lane? You would think putting it on your makeup?
I get it all the time. I know what you mean.
It's very frustrating. You're going to tell you the truth.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
I have found myself daydreaming in the left hand lane
sometimes and then I realized people are passing me on
the right, and I'm like, oh, I become that guy.

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Good reminder. You never want to be that guy. Thank you.
Have a good weekend. Okay, no phone screen you Friday?
What's your name?

Speaker 9 (38:06):
Hannah?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (38:07):
Hannah, what's up?

Speaker 9 (38:09):
I have a question because every time you guys do
the go on the website to enter in your keyword
to win the thousand dollars, I always have this anxiety
that like, oh, they're gonna call me and I'm not
going to answer, and then I'm not going to win. Yeah,
So I was just curious that if someone wins and
you call them and they don't answer, do you guys

(38:30):
keep trying to call them or are they just out
of luck?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
That's a question for the ages. We've asked that. We've
asked that ourselves and we've never gotten an answer.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
Yeah, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I truly don't know, because it's not.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Us who's calling you, Like, you're not going to hear
my voice being like guess what, buddy.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
However, they do call pretty quickly once the contest happens.
So I would say, if you're when you're playing the contest,
not if when you play the contest, answer any random
call that comes in within the next hour.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
So even if you're at the dent and you've got
like something jaw holding your jaw open. Answered anyway, keep
playing good luck. We've had three winners in the last
couple of weeks just on this show. All right, let's
do the last call. I hate to see it come
to an end, but it's like a vacation. Yeah, Katie
w to be no phone screen or Friday last call.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
What's your name?

Speaker 12 (39:21):
Hey?

Speaker 9 (39:21):
My name is Lina.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
What's up Lena.

Speaker 14 (39:25):
I so I am the one that recorded the audio
about the Google Maps and how the bullharo until he
was going to be on and someone there had commented,
bless her heart, she must get lost a lot, and
you know what I do?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Okay, so crazy?

Speaker 5 (39:42):
That was me, and so we were we were doing
a segment of what did you just recently learn? And
she we did talk back. I think we had played
her talk back back and she was like, I recently
learned that when the arrow is highlighted, that's the lane
you should be in. And I GPS yes, and I commented,
she must get lost a lot.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
I promise I wasn't making fun of you. I was
just making a statement. But now you know, now you
know what Lene to be in.

Speaker 14 (40:07):
I know, and it's just funny. And I just wanted
to come in here and say that my nine percent
of my siblings we are directionally challenged we don't know why.
I mean one of them is a doctor, one of
them is a cluster. So it's not like we're dumb.

Speaker 8 (40:21):
We just don't know why.

Speaker 14 (40:22):
It is part of our brain where.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
It's it could be your dumb. You might just be
you might know. I'm kidding.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Lena, Lena, are you a mom?

Speaker 14 (40:36):
I am.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
Happy Mother's Day? Thank you, You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
And thanks for all the phone calls on No phone
screener Friday. That was that was a fun one. I
love no phone screener Friday. I think we should do
it every single day. Yeah, no phone screener. Eight o'clock,
no phone, no phone screener, seven thirty.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
No phone screener Monday, no phone screener Tuesday.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
I love it that way. We don't have to drum
up anything to talk about, right, can't.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Just be No phone screener is starting at like seven
am all the way until eight thirty pm.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Am, I mean am.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Don't don't run as past don't run it past us,
I mean, don't put it past us.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
All right?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
It is kd WB more Katie Perry tickets coming up
in a little bit. Stay here fifteen minutes away from
Katie Perry tickets we are gonna play. This is the
random AI song Generator. Where do we have the ones
that we came up with earlier this week? Are they
loaded anywhere?

Speaker 3 (41:27):
There should be some on today's Today Show? Two?

Speaker 10 (41:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Can I do a shout out really quick?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
Shout out to Courtney who's turning twenty seven today, Happy birthday,
Happy big two seven.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
This is this came up earlier this week. We've had
fun with it and we said we're gonna do this
every day this week. So there's a lyrics song. It's
called lyrics two song dot AI and you plug in
a song title, come up with the song title, and
then you pick this style the genre of music, and
then you type in some lyrics. Now, it will auto
generate lyrics if you want to, but it's more fun

(42:01):
if you do it yourself.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
So it started with I wrote one last week. I
wrote the lyrics for There's a Skunk in My Tent.
And this is what AI came up with.

Speaker 3 (42:17):
Oh woke up this mom and get what Heaven's.

Speaker 7 (42:24):
Loody.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
There's Scott.

Speaker 15 (42:30):
Hody is now good to skunk.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
In Matin.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
And it's a legit beautiful kind of a country song. Yeah,
and I didn't do any of the music writing. I
just came up with the lyrics. So then we came
up with don't Poop in the RV because I've got
an RV and it's like kind of the rule is
you don't poop in it. We're still trying to learn
the systems with the the The whole song is called
don't Poop in the r V.

Speaker 15 (43:06):
I'm on the road, road, road, and I gotta go, go, go,
I know, for show, show, show, I'm going to boogle.
We're coming in hot, hot, hot, squeeze them. Whether it's
day or night, night night, whatever you do, do doo,

(43:28):
you can't pooo, don't poop an AV.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I'm on And so it just kind of recycles itself
over and over, but we need to do This is
the last day we're doing it. Yeah, the last day
we're gonna write a song. Now, Tony is is a
friend of the show. Hi, Tony, Hi also a creative genius.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
Now, if you got.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Any ideas for a song that AI can write, feel
free to bring up a title. Now, I'm gonna give
you some suggestions that people come up with. Jenny's Juicy booty.
Dave needs a dog. Jenny wants to jump rope Jenny
in the morning Zoo. Another one about Jenny's booty. Jenny
is now single. Jenny's tatas making that moolah? Are you doing?

Speaker 4 (44:16):
Did you do the jump rope thing?

Speaker 5 (44:19):
No? The only fan thing has not come to fruition
quite yet, because it's a whole process of getting your
ID and them, like, I don't know, confirming it's you
and whatever. How if I did jump rope last night
for the first time in a little while, I'm trying
to get my skills up at least, so once I
do get approved, I can start my jump roping OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Yes, okay, any ideas for a song title? Do we
want to go with any of those? Anybody?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
I mean, I don't think we should. I think we should.
I mean, Dave needs a dog sounds good to me.
It's not about Jenny's big fat booty like that.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
How about that?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Here we go. I just came up with that one
on the spot. Good one, Bai. I love that. Yeah,
so Tony. The way that this works is we've been
doing this all week. You might not have heard it.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
I've heard it.

Speaker 5 (44:59):
Okay, So we're gonna write lyrics, and we need to rhyme,
and we're going to do a certain style music.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
What's the first first line?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Okay, Jenny's big booty or coming from a mile away.

Speaker 4 (45:12):
You see it, coming from a mile.

Speaker 3 (45:16):
Away, perfectly shaped? Uh all day every day? That thing
is rounder than the sun today.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
That thing is rounder than the sun to day. Okay,
you need one more to round out verse one.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Okay, back it.

Speaker 4 (45:40):
Up, girl, Let's play play play.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Play I love.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
That's Dave's contribution to every song is he makes it
three words.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
For the yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Yeah that what we say. Back up, girl, Let's play
play play yeah play. Okay, now we get to the chorus,
which has got to actually mention Jenny's big fat booty.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Okay, well let's call it big boodoo looty is the
beginning of the course.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Big booty looty.

Speaker 2 (46:06):
And maybe right at l o O t y, just
to make sure they pronounce it correctly, I did.

Speaker 4 (46:11):
Okay, big boy gotta get that booty, gotta get that.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Booty squatting every day and night.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Squat and every day and night. What a sight? What
a sight? Site site?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Okay, okay, it's.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Tight t O I g h T I don't know.

Speaker 3 (46:37):
If they'll get no, they probably the A. I won't understand.

Speaker 9 (46:40):
This thing is nice and tight, okay, something like that.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Yeah, I gotta bite that tight booty, I would do.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
You gotta bite right, all right? Whoops and one. We're
all right, all.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Right, all right, alright, all right, Matthew, Matthew for sure, all.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Right, all right, all right, okay. Now what's the style, Jenny,
it's your song. What's the genre?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
Well, Bailey and I talked about this off air. We
kind of want like a classic rock because we really
want like some kind of pour some sugar on me vibe.

Speaker 13 (47:15):
Yeah, so man voice, hair bang, hair banging, hair banging, bandon.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Yeah. I want to be able to strip to this song.
So if I can't, I don't want it.

Speaker 13 (47:27):
Would you perform burlesque to it? Is more sensual though, right,
it can be just as skanky.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Okay. So now we hit generate. So we got all
of our lyrics in.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
We've got Jenny's big fat booty, Bailey coming up with
the name of the song. And it does take a
few minutes to do this